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  1. Re:Um... no. on Battlestar Galactica's End Officially After Season 4 · · Score: 1

    You take me too seriously.

  2. Re:some dvrs dont skip adds? on DVR Viewers Push Ad Ratings Higher · · Score: 1

    Some people apparently like watch the Bowflex commercials over and over and over again. I would, if the actors were naked and fucking each other. But they are not naked, so am not interested. I am glad to have TiVo.

  3. Re:And they know this...how? on DVR Viewers Push Ad Ratings Higher · · Score: 1

    Yes, that's what they do. TiVo data from a few years back indicated that on average TiVo owners were watching the superbowl Victoria's Secret commercial multiple times. They could even tell which tit shots appealed to the most viewers. It's easy to think that they could tell which parts of a particular recording were played, how often, and what parts were or were not skipped.

  4. Re:Drag? on Battlestar Galactica's End Officially After Season 4 · · Score: 1

    I'm not so hard on the series, because after I watch one of the lesser episodes, like the Boxing episode, I just remember that if I wasn't watching Battlestar Galactica, I'd just be spending my Sunday evenings jacking off in front of my computer. Put into perspective, it's really not that much of a waste of time.

  5. Re:Drag? on Battlestar Galactica's End Officially After Season 4 · · Score: 1

    We need an annoying kid. Scrappy Jar Jar Doo they should call him.

  6. Re:Um... no. on Battlestar Galactica's End Officially After Season 4 · · Score: 1

    Actually, this is the remake, so it's better. Period. This is the well-known sequel effect, whereby the sequel is always better than the original.

  7. Drag? on Battlestar Galactica's End Officially After Season 4 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The entire thing has been awesome, with no detectable dragging at all. There has been, on the other hand, plenty of unjustified whining by fans who don't have and shouldn't have creative control over the show.

    Unlike some people, I remember when sci-fi on TV was truly awful, for example, 1979.

  8. Re:A year ago... on New Anti-Forensics Tools Thwart Police · · Score: 5, Funny

    Don't knock it. Catching cheating spouses is a great way to get laid. You've already established that they've got no problem sleeping with people other than their husbands, which is 90% of the battle usually.

  9. Re:Background on the crash on New Jersey Sues YouTube Over Crash Video · · Score: 1

    I'm not really sure that conservatives *ever* wanted small government, but I am gratified that more and more libertarians are understanding their moral basis, and the conservative moral basis, to a deeper degree. They are realizing that conservatives are morally nothing at all like libertarians, and they are not allies at all, except in the most superficial sense.

    But I disagree with your last statement about liberals spending every last dime. If you examine the record you'll find that liberals are much more fiscally responsible than conservatives. Not perfect, but better. The reason is that our moral core requires that we provide opportunity equally to everybody. Huge debts restrict our ability to do this. Huge debts hurt the people who are traditionally denied opportunity.

  10. Re:the unblinking eye on Robotic Ecologies · · Score: 1

    Mod that guy up! He's so FUNNAY!

  11. Re:Pentagon or Pentagram? on How the Pentagon Got Its Shape · · Score: 4, Funny

    Trivia: the Pentagon was constructed without regard for the curvature of the Earth. That's right, they just flattened the site out without even considering the effects of the curvature of the Earth.

    This is proof that the Flat Earth Society was working in league with the Satanists and the Teamsters to create the cold war. Stalin was in on it, and so was Eisenhower and Truman. Pudge knows, but he's not saying. He's avoiding military service, because if he were caught by the terrorists in Iraq and the secret got out, it would be the end of our way of life. I salute you, Pudge, for keeping our secrets safe within the borders of the nation, and away from the terrorists in Iraq. Such a brave man.

  12. Re:Background on the crash on New Jersey Sues YouTube Over Crash Video · · Score: 1

    I've gone into detailed analysis in my journal about why the small government ideas which conservatism supposedly clings to aren't really due to any kind of belief in small government as much as it is a belief that government should only help people in small ways.

    Conservatives relish huge government when it comes to manly-man things, such as the military and war. Libertarians do themselves a huge disservice to believe that conservatives are aligned with them. It's not enough to use the same political rhetoric. For people to be truly aligned with you, they have to want the same things for the same *reasons*.

    So, I think you've got the situation nailed down with regard to the conservatives and their love of military spending.

  13. Re:What about now? on A Snapshot of the Universe 3 Trillion Years From Now · · Score: 1

    You climbed up a ladder? Do you realized that you're legs were pushing you up the ladder, and the ENTIRE EARTH was trying to pull you down?

    In a tug of war between you and the entire mass of the Earth, you won. I'd say that gravity is therefore properly described as weak.

  14. Re:Background on the crash on New Jersey Sues YouTube Over Crash Video · · Score: 1

    #4 is my favorite kind of socialism, just so you know. Also, communism has the implication of violent revolution, while socialism doesn't make that necessarily so.

  15. Re:Background on the crash on New Jersey Sues YouTube Over Crash Video · · Score: 1

    I'm interested in practical applications mainly, and I can point to many successful applications of socialism, but it's hard to find good examples for communism. I'm always happy to be proved wrong, but I remain very sympathetic to socialism, and not so much to communism.

  16. Re:What about now? on A Snapshot of the Universe 3 Trillion Years From Now · · Score: 2, Informative

    The expansion of space is driven by some mysterious force known as the cosmic coefficient. It's weak. Really weak. You might have thought that gravity was weak, but it's the Hulk compared to this mysterious force.

    As a result, space is expanding *between* the galaxies where gravity can't overcome this mysterious force. Within galaxies (and our local group), gravity is quite enough to overwhelm it. Thus our little corner of the universe will remain bound by gravity, but the space between the large clusters will expand at an increasing rate.

  17. Re:Background on the crash on New Jersey Sues YouTube Over Crash Video · · Score: 1

    Besides, it implies that this guy who was burned to death screaming in agony in his car got off scott-free, while those who are prevented from dying in the same way are punished.

    Believe me, the guy who lied about his seizures definitely got punished for it.

  18. Vote for a Republican on Best Presidential Candidate for Nerds? · · Score: 1

    I encourage nerds to vote for Republicans. If you're lazy like me, yet you yearn to destroy the world such as mad scientists are wont to do, you'll find it'll save you the bother of having to invent Ice 9.

  19. Re:Taiwan is NOT "Thai" ! on Taiwanese Company to Mass Produce Rewritable HD Discs · · Score: 1

    Let's instead turn this into an opportunity to be offended by all the "little people" in the "little nations".

  20. Re:Nice on Smithsonian 'Toned Down the Science' In Climate Change Exhibit · · Score: 1

    Right. I stand for all of the constitution, and the rights of all people to believe as they choose and to be the best people they can be in a cooperative society where abusing the helpless is not tolerated.

    You must obviously believe in hurting everybody around you. Plus, you're a huge coward. And, your name is Pudge, we all know that. You cunt.

  21. Younger Dryas on Did an Exploding Comet Doom Early Americans? · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    According to Wikipedia, the Younger Dryashttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Younger_Dryas was not preceeded by the Older Wetass. It was a short period of time between the Pleistocene and the current Holocene climate eras.

  22. Re:"the writing is on the wall" for 1024-bit on A Mighty Number Falls · · Score: 1

    It means that it takes 11 months to break a 1024 bit key now. 5.5 months next year, 2.25 months the year after that, 1.12 months the year after that, 2 weeks the year after that, 1 week the year after that, 3.5 days the year after that, and less than a day a couple years after that.

    If you've got something really secret that you need to keep secret for a couple years, 1024 bit keys are inadequate right NOW. You need more bits to protect your secret.

  23. Re:Sometimes... on Smithsonian 'Toned Down the Science' In Climate Change Exhibit · · Score: 1

    If you get along with everybody you know, you're doing something wrong. It's a badge of honor to be hated by jerks.

  24. Re:I used to think being photographed was bad on Spy Drones Take to the Sky in the UK · · Score: 1

    Remember, remember the fifth of November
    Under watchful cameras in the sky.
    Profane Muthafucka is exposing his member,
    wait for the cumshot in your eye!

  25. Re:It's not the content that's being restricted on Windows Media Center Restricts Cable TV · · Score: 1

    Denial of Fair Use. Call it DFU. It means Disney Fucks U.