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Battlestar Galactica's End Officially After Season 4

Ant writes "First it was off, and then it was back on. Yahoo is now reporting on a release put out by David Eick and Ronald Moore stating that they will conclude Battlestar Galactica at the end of Season 4. They said it was a creative decision, and that they wanted to end the show on their own terms. The show was always planned with a definite beginning, middle and end, unlike many other sci-fi shows and dramas. Sci Fi Channel has accepted the decision. The news had been foreshadowed this spring through statements from stars Edward James Olmos and Katee Sackhoff. Ronald Moore himself had said that the show was heading into its final act, although he said the final act could be one or two more seasons. Now we know that the final act will last for one season. The special 2-hr. episode 'Razor' starts off the season in November. The first regular episodes of Season 4 will air in early 2008."

356 comments

  1. Good by Skyshadow · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It was starting to drag near the middle of last season, I'm glad to see they've identified an endpoint. It'd have been a shame to have to watch that show go into the toilet -- better to burn twice as bright for my viewing amusement.

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    1. Re:Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I have a hard time making it through all the episodes. The show has such an unrealistic portrayal of the future!

      Sending pieces of paper around the ship as a futuristic method of communication??? And you gotta love how they use that 2D table top with the little plastic models of space ships to plan out their 3D space missions. Instead of using a computer for simulation, they move the ships around with their hands! WTF?!? ...just can't get past stuff like that... ...and don't even get me started on that episode where Starbuck crashes on that planet and manages to fix the crashed Cylon ship and return home with it...

    2. Re:Good by SvnLyrBrto · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Exactly.

      I understand that after you blow away half a season's effects budget of something as incredible as "Exodus", a handful of bottle shows are inevitable. That's not what I minded. But FFS....even in a bottle show, you ought to be able to find some way to advance the bloody plot! And I'm sorry, but Starbuck and Apollo being all emo over each other over and over and over and over again ain't what I mean by advancing the plot.

      And recycling the godawful old "doctor gone evil and killing patients he doesn't think are worthy" cliche was just sad.

      Season three gave us a spectacular beginning, a good two-parter in the middle, and a good ending (Right up to the geezer rock at the VERY end, that is. Bob Dylan's a cylon sent ahead to destroy us, I guess.). But almost half the season was just time-wasting filler. It'd almost have been better if they'd only had a twelve episode season to work with, like the first.

      Hopefully, knowing EXACTLY how many episodes they have left to wrap everything up, they'll stick to the PLOT in season four.

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      Imagine all the people...
    3. Re:Good by gobbo · · Score: 5, Informative

      Sending pieces of paper around the ship as a futuristic method of communication??? And you gotta love how they use that 2D table top with the little plastic models of space ships to plan out their 3D space missions. Instead of using a computer for simulation, they move the ships around with their hands!

      The entire premise for the show is that this museum piece, Galactica, was built in an age when humans were extremely paranoid about infected networks, as they nearly lost the previous war due to their computers being too powerful and thus, vulnerable to intelligent machines. Galactica is the only ship that survives the Cylon attack precisely because of its low-tech configuration, and it is their major playing card in strategic engagements. In their rebuilding efforts after taking damage, they struggle with this rule to keep it dumbed-down and non-networked. I take it you've missed some key episodes, like the pilot.

    4. Re:Good by twilight30 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Totally agreed. My favourite show currently in production, but Jesus, has it ever sucked the big one this season.

      Tigh: I'm telling you, there's Cylon sabotage aboard this ship!
      Adama: You're telling me there's sabotage? With music?

      No, Colonel Tigh.
      That sound you're hearing?
      That's the sound of the writers pissing away three years of hard-won credibility in the space of seven minutes.

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      Death will come, and will have your eyes
      -- Pavese
    5. Re:Good by TheGeneration · · Score: 1

      On the BBC a "season" can be as little as a single TV movie, or it can be 6 episodes of a show. They build an amazing amount of quality into shows when there isn't a lot of quantity.

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      The Generation
      I'd say something witty here, but I'm not that bright.
    6. Re:Good by jollyreaper · · Score: 2, Funny

      It was starting to drag near the middle of last season, I'm glad to see they've identified an endpoint. It'd have been a shame to have to watch that show go into the toilet -- better to burn twice as bright for my viewing amusement. Be careful what you wish for: a flaming bag of dog poo is technically burning bright, too. (I'm looking at you, Voyager.)
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      This Mahdi took Shaddam's Throne
    7. Re:Good by ROMRIX · · Score: 0, Troll

      It'd have been a shame to have to watch that show go into the toilet

      That's where it started. I've got just one word to describe how I feel about it ending. Yay!
      And I pray it never goes into syndication... It was like a stupid daytime soap with special effects. It belonged on the Sci-Fi channel like that WWE or WWF or whatever that "Wraslin" crap was. They can both sink down the toilet like the turds they are. I'd even give'em the old double flush just to make sure they don't float to the surface again.
      oops I think that was more that one word though...
    8. Re:Good by nebaz · · Score: 1

      Hopefully, knowing EXACTLY how many episodes they have left to wrap everything up, they'll stick to the PLOT in season four.

      I hope so. Unfortunately, as I recall Deep Space 9 (Ron Moore's previous baby) that in their final season, knowing exactly how many episodes they had left, with a
      war arc to resolve, they managed to clunk out some episodes like the one where Vulcans were playing baseball. Not a good precedent.

      --
      Rhymes that keep their secrets will unfold behind the clouds.There upon the rainbow is the answer to a neverending story
    9. Re:Good by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      No, Colonel Tigh.
      That sound you're hearing?
      That's the sound of the writers pissing away three years of hard-won credibility in the space of seven minutes. Care to explain?
      --

      You can't take the sky from me...

    10. Re:Good by Higaran · · Score: 1

      Hey voyager had a good ending, it feel perfectly in line with the rest of the series. It was alot better than the ENT ending, and on par with the DS9 ending IMO, which I think was actually better than the TNG ending.

    11. Re:Good by Dr+Caleb · · Score: 1

      Do you want spoliers? Don't read past here then:

      Several crew members start hearing 'music' coming from inside the ship. Turns out this is the cue to restore their memories, that they are actually cylons programmed to be human. 4 of the missing 5 models are revealed. So there is still 1 model we haven't seen.

      Personally, I think it was an exellent deus-ex-machina script twist. Now it will be cylons fighting cylons and humans.

      --
      "History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme." Mark Twain
    12. Re:Good by Ngarrang · · Score: 1

      Good...riddance!

      I tried to watch the new BSG, but the changes that were made to the show really bugged me. To the point of hating the new show, actually. Really. Hate. As in, I would rather the Grass Growing channel than the new BSG.

      The true BSG was shown on Sci-Fi a while back and I was given proof as to just how enjoyable they were. The producer of the new BSG should be flogged.

      --
      Bearded Dragon
    13. Re:Good by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Do you want spoliers? Don't read past here then: I don't think that means what you think that meant.

      And that still doesn't explain any talk of "pissing away" anything.
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      You can't take the sky from me...

    14. Re:Good by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      That in no way explains why they wouldn't plan out their 3D space mission on a non-networked computer. Given that the Galactica is clearly using WAY more powerful computers than what it would take to do 3D simulations.

    15. Re:Good by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      That in no way explains why they wouldn't plan out their 3D space mission on a non-networked computer. Given that the Galactica is clearly using WAY more powerful computers than what it would take to do 3D simulations. They explain it in the podcast: The audience needs to understand what the fuck is going on, so they dropped the super freaky 3d display project they had going and made something that works on TV: "Those ships here are gonna go behind that moon there..."
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      You can't take the sky from me...

    16. Re:Good by MrSteveSD · · Score: 1

      The real reason is that using crappy old technology helps to suspend the viewers disbelief (even if it really shouldn't).

    17. Re:Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, I've been away for a while, what is a "bottle show"?

    18. Re:Good by Zenaku · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Spoilers may follow.

      I'll gladly recant if I'm wrong, but it seemed pretty obvious to me that Starbuck is the 5th of the final five, so we've seen them all.

      And I think that sucks. Having 4 to 5 major characters (Okay, so Tory is not a major character and Anders is debatable) suddenly turn out to be cylons smacks of retcon to me, and it renders all their previous development with these characters flat and uninteresting. I'm mostly referring to Tigh's callous and unflinching bigotry towards the "Toasters," and the relationship between Tyrell and Sharon (Boomer/Valeri, not Athena/Agathon).

      If I were to go back and watch season one and two again, this lame Shyamalanesque twist will have already polluted my perception, and those stories will seem meaningless, overpowered by the blunt graceless irony of "but HE'S A CYLON!"

      I thought the end of season two was bad, but this is worse. It retroactively ruins parts of the series that were previously good.

      --
      If fate makes you a motorcycle, you become a motorcycle.
    19. Re:Good by Forseti · · Score: 1

      And that still doesn't explain any talk of "pissing away" anything.

      I can't speak for the OP, but one could argue that it's rather impossible for Tigh to be a cylon, as he's been around and known to many characters since before "skin jobs" were created. Personally, I prefer to assume that the writers have a plausible explanation for this and will spin it into an awesome surprise. I could be wrong...

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      Delay is preferable to error. (Thomas Jefferson)
    20. Re:Good by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      And that still doesn't explain any talk of "pissing away" anything. I can't speak for the OP, but one could argue that it's rather impossible for Tigh to be a cylon, as he's been around and known to many characters since before "skin jobs" were created. Therefore, he's not a Cylon.
      Have you seen many copies of the XO?
      No? But have you seen him in the custody of Cylons who can project VR scenarios directly in your mind and are known expert at triggering sleeper programming? Have these same Cylons done horrible things to him already?
      --

      You can't take the sky from me...

    21. Re:Good by twilight30 · · Score: 1

      No, that's exactly what I was talking about.

      Leaving aside the other details, putting that song in -- for me, anyway, I don't presume to speak for anyone else -- totally ruined the show for me. I seriously wanted to cry watching the segment, because it should have been obvious how stupid it looked and sounded.

      You're Ron Moore and David Eick. You spend a lot of time writing this huge essay about how science-fiction needs a kick in the balls and needs to be realistic.

      You hire Oscar-calibre talent, you write fantastic scripts, you bring onboard the most incredible effects house in the industry.

      You win tons of critical acclaim. You go from strength to strength over the course of three years (the miniseries, seasons 1 & 2, the 1st 5 episodes of season 3). You take scifi from a moribund, soon-to-be-buried genre to an allegory of relevance and power.

      And then you get your cast to sing --- and hum, fer fuck's sake --- Dylan's All Along the Watchtower as a way of identifying your 'fifth column'. That is what I call pissing away credibility.

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      Death will come, and will have your eyes
      -- Pavese
    22. Re:Good by coolgeek · · Score: 1

      > The show has such an unrealistic portrayal of the future!

      Whether it's a portrayal of the future or not remains to be seen. It *is* a portrayal of a portion of the human race that stayed behind while other humans travelled to a planet called 'Earth'. It goes without saying that the tribe that came to Earth lost all of its technological prowess and is rebuilding it...who is to say the humans of the 12 Colonies did not suffer the same fate. Why then is it impossible to conceive that technology might evolve down a different path in a completely different culture? Maybe they never had a war that drove the development of e-mail, like we did. Necessity is the mother of invention, after all. Besides, I think I would rather have pieces to move around on a war room table than a mouse any day. Perhaps the pieces could have wireless transmitters in them, and I could program flight plans into my fighters by moving pieces on the computing surface, but I still think it would be preferable to move pieces around with my hands than to manipulate them with a mouse and a screen.

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      cat /dev/null >sig
    23. Re:Good by hkmarks · · Score: 1

      A "bottle" episode is an episode that takes place entirely in a closed environment (like a ship or a building).

      Shooting entirely on set helps avoid expensive special effects or outdoor shooting. Instead, they tend to focus on internal conflicts. Can be good or bad.

      http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main.BottleE pisode

    24. Re:Good by mrbluze · · Score: 1

      It was starting to drag near the middle of last season, I'm glad to see they've identified an endpoint. It'd have been a shame to have to watch that show go into the toilet -- better to burn twice as bright for my viewing amusement. A very good comment, but when I first read it I thought for a second you were referring to the Iraq war.. or maybe the history of the Amiga 500 or something!
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    25. Re:Good by thesandtiger · · Score: 1

      I believe I read something from the powers that be on that show before the s3 finale that we would be "rethinking what a cylon is" based on the reveal of 4 of the final 5 in that finale.

      I'm prepared to withold judgment until they finish the show. If they are just regular toasters, then yeah - that'll suck. But I am betting it'll be something a bit more interesting.

      --
      Since I can't tell them apart, I treat all ACs as the same person.
    26. Re:Good by Buran · · Score: 1

      And yet, however, life at home doesn't stop while there's a war on. My hometown's baseball team won the World Series several times during WWII -- it was important that the public at home had something to enjoy instead of focusing on war news all the time. It's important to remember the important role played by social events such as baseball games.

      Sure, it's important to bring wars to a conclusion, but your war machine stops cold if your morale takes a nosedive. The loss of German morale, for example, was a huge part in Germany's loss in 1945. (Not the whole cause, mind). There's a good reason why campaigns continue to be waged that are designed specifically to destroy enemy morale, including civilian morale.

    27. Re:Good by Wes+Janson · · Score: 1

      Please tell me that I'm not the only one around here geeky enough to get the hidden reference in the end of the last sentence...

    28. Re:Good by Jarik_Tentsu · · Score: 2, Interesting

      BSG is my favorite TV show of all time. I enjoyed all seasons - mini-series, Season1, Season2 and Season 3. In fact, I think I enjoyed Season 2 the best and despite what everyone else seems to criticize, all the 'character development' fillers in the middle of Season 3 were really interesting.

      One of the main reasons I enjoy it, as compared to most Sci Fi's, is that in general - it runs more like a movie, without a quick end. Each episode affects the next greatly - you could watch all seasons put together without the flow being interupted too much.

      Compare this to Sci Fi's like Stargate SG1 and X-Files - while still great in their own way, they aim at each episode being standalone. There is very minor character development during the flow of each season, and of course, there will be 2-3 double episodes throughout each season which will be focused on continuing the overall plotline. And of course, every filler will generally be based on top of the 'general plot line' - but fundamentally, each episode is designed for more casual watches. You could miss 5 episodes of SG1 and probably still understand what was happening. Not so with BSG.

      What I do see happening, which I think everyone else is noticing, is the fact that BSG is becoming like Prison Break. I still like the latter show, but it's becoming a drag - it's not longer the really intelligent and awesome show I had huge respect for and has become a show that goes on forever and ever. I mean come on - every time they get to a possible end, there's a plot twist and they're back at the start. 3 seasons? Ridiculous. Season 1 should've ended with the first attempted break out and Season 2 should've ended at around ep 15 (But I don't agree with people who say there shouldn't've been a season 2 - since Mahone kicks ass =P). But yeah, I'm seeing BSG having more plot twists, etc.

      Now I'm not necessarily against this...yet...I just don't want it to turn out to be like PB. So far, it's on the borderline of being overdone. As for the new 4-5 cylons we've learned...this could be done really well, or really badly. It's up to the writers really. In fact, I'm the kinda guy to watch a show and wish something would happen - but it never does...except in BSG. =P

      Overall, I think BSG is living up to its potential. Apart from a few things which could have been done better, for me personally, this is by far the TV show I have enjoyed the most. I just hope Season 4 is amazing and finishes with a blast!

      I'm curious as to whether the Terrans (Earthlings) will be:
      1. Primitive/Ancient
      2. At our level of technology atm.
      3. At a similar level of technology to the colonists and Cylons
      4. At a level exceeding the other two races.

      Will be interesting in any case. =)

      And I'm interested in more development of Boomer/Caprica Six and the Colonials. After all, they were part of the human rights movement and if there wasn't an insurgency on New Caprica, they could have very well lived in somewhat peace.

      ~Jarik

    29. Re:Good by RespekMyAthorati · · Score: 1

      Also, I had the impression that Adama and Tigh were supposed to be anal-obsessive about being "old-school" in every possible way.
      This had made them very unpopular in the Colonial Fleet, who regarded them as dinosaurs, but ironically also saved them from Baltar's treachery.

    30. Re:Good by monkease · · Score: 1

      I too have wondered about this. I think, though, there are a few smart & ultimately pleasing ways for them to handle this. First, a redefinition of "Cylon"--obviously the final five are different than the regular ones, else the originals would know all about them. What I'm thinking here is that Cylon isn't something you're born, it's something you live (i.e. Tigh assumed a Cylon-nature as he aged, or at a certain point, etc.). This would salvage our memories of the Chief's & Boomer's relationship. Another idea that ties back into this is a return to the mysticism of the early episodes. I'm thinking the Tarot society from Pynchon's Against the Day.

      Eh.

      I've got my money on Apollo, mostly because of how the camera behaved after that silly "We're Cylons but we're soldiers!!" meeting at the end of the episode. Also, using Apollo as a Cylon gives the series a lot of license to get mystical, precisely because he has such a well fleshed-out past. All these other people, sure, we've never even heard about most of their parents, as uncomfortable as the fits may currently be. But if they were to successfully explain Apollo's Cylon-hood (thereby showing the Cylons to be something much more interesting than sleeper agents) the other four would seem very reasonable.

      Sorry for the ramble! I just woke up & haven't yet had a coffee or a beer.

  2. Fascinating by Erwos · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Interesting. I wonder what the end game is going to be?

    My money is on "Earth is the Cylon home world" or something similarly devious.

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    Plausible conjecture should not be misrepresented as proof positive.
    1. Re:Fascinating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      "Earth is the Cylon home world" or something similarly devious. Or even worse, they come upon 21st century earth and Adama's final words to the viewers are "What the hell?!"
    2. Re:Fascinating by BobTheLawyer · · Score: 4, Interesting

      How about: Earth is hostile to both Cylons and Galactica?

    3. Re:Fascinating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Let's just hope there aren't flying motorbikes there!

    4. Re:Fascinating by Bastard+of+Subhumani · · Score: 4, Funny

      My money is on "Earth is the Cylon home world"
      Cylons: We are your forefathers.

      Humans: NOOOOOO0000ES!
      --
      Only three things are certain; death, taxes, and apocryphal quotations - Ben Franklin.
    5. Re:Fascinating by Scrameustache · · Score: 4, Interesting

      My money is on "Earth is the Cylon home world" or something similarly devious. For crying out loud. Earth is the 13th colony of Cobol, they say so all throughout the series.

      The Cylons were using the fleet to find it (Kara's destiny is to find earth, that's why Leoben was so obsessed with getting her trust). And the Cylons were created by the colonies who have no idea where Earth is. There is no chance at all that it's their homeworld.
      --

      You can't take the sky from me...

    6. Re:Fascinating by pshumate · · Score: 1

      Are you assuming then that the Cylons are the Thirteenth Colony? If so, that's about what I think.

    7. Re:Fascinating by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      But I thought those were really cool! Granted I was about 5 years old at the time, but still...

    8. Re:Fascinating by elrous0 · · Score: 2, Funny

      They find earth and all earthlings turn out to be cylons, except CowboyNeal. No cylon could edit that poorly.

      --
      SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
    9. Re:Fascinating by DeafDumbBlind · · Score: 1

      Given what happpend in the season 3 finale, it's obvious that the Cylons have had contact with Earth already.

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      Jesus used to be my co-pilot, but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him.
    10. Re:Fascinating by Bugs42 · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Better that than:
      Cylons: We are anonymous. We are legion. We do not forgive.
      Humans: GB2 /b/!

      --
      Programmer: an ingenious device that converts caffeine into code.
    11. Re:Fascinating by Elfich47 · · Score: 1

      It was implied tat the being that looked like a cylon (the one leading Starbuck around in her dreams and the mandalla) was not a cylon. So we don't know if the cylons know where Earth is.

      --
      Architectural plans are like computer source code with a couple of differences: You only compile once.
    12. Re:Fascinating by dschuetz · · Score: 2, Interesting
      There is no chance at all that it's their homeworld.

      How about this (admittedly remote) idea. First, background:
      • Cylons worship one God (who seems fairly adamant about His charges being monotheistic)
      • The 13th tribe (let's call 'em Terrans) included at least some who worshiped one "jealous" Kobol God above all others (remember the Temple in Eye of Jupiter) (I won't even mention the name this God obviously shares with another, more familiar, jealous God... :) )
      • The Cylons are vulnerable to a virus that humans developed immunity to hundreds of years ago
      Now, crazy speculation:
      • The Terrans, on their way to Earth, left behind another little colony of people nearer to Kobol
      • The Cylons discovered this colony
      • The Terrans, on this colony, helped develop the humanoid Cylons, using their own DNA as a guide (maybe cloning themselves to create the original 12 models, and incidentally passing on vulnerability to that virus)
      • Of those 12, 5 models realized the error of worshiping only the one God, and got "thrown out" as heretics
      • These 5 managed to figure out where Earth was (maybe with help of sympathetic Terrans) and have moved on to Earth
      • The remaining 7 exterminated the polytheistic Terrans (hell, probably *all* Terrans ) on the aforementioned speculative 13th-tribe-colony-become-humanoid-cylon-factory, and went on to start the current Cylon war
      • Season 4 will be all about the humans and Cylons figuring all this out, realizing that to an extent they've all been manipulated by the Final 5 and the Terrans, and...I don't know what next.
      All of this could even have occurred right *on* Earth, with the Final Five somehow wiping the memory of earth from the consciousness of the other 7, but I think it'd be too much of a stretch for the mechanical Cylons to have stumbled on Earth, rather than stumbling on an intermediate colony.

      I've got more to this (I gave it a lot of thought when the season ended, and even think there might be connections to polytheism and the ability to reproduce), but this is the gist of it, as far as I can remember....

      (BTW, if RDM reads this and I'm close to his master plan, then I want a hat.)

    13. Re:Fascinating by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 2, Funny
      Cylons: We are your forefathers.

      So Tricia Helfer would then be my mother? Damn you! I'll never be able to fantasize about her again!

      Now, what did I do with my analyst's phone number?

    14. Re:Fascinating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am thinking that they find earth with cylons in tow. Earth is as advanced as it is today, which is no match for cylons technologically except we have networked computers with firewalls that have been hardened due to hackers. Cylons can break into our firewalled computers and eventually lose because of this.

    15. Re:Fascinating by Cthefuture · · Score: 1

      There has been a lot of speculation by various people. My thought is that Cylon/human half-breads make up the population of earth. It's all one big cycle of either humans creating Cylons or Cylons creating humans and then eventually intermixing. All humans are actually Cylons and all Cylons are actually human.

      It seems logical due the deal with the Cylon internal struggles that have been made obvious they are not single-minded with a bent towards killing all the humans. Some are seeking purpose just like the humans are.

      I think depending on how much they play up the mysticism (time travel and all) will determine what the actual cycle looks like. It may be time repeating itself over and over where either the humans or Cylons are created by the other, a war breaks out, then they find Earth and the cycle repeats.

      --
      The ratio of people to cake is too big
    16. Re:Fascinating by jalefkowit · · Score: 1

      Earth is the 13th colony of Cobol...

      So that's where all those old programmers went after Y2K!

    17. Re:Fascinating by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 1
      I've got more to this (I gave it a lot of thought when the season ended, and even think there might be connections to polytheism and the ability to reproduce), but this is the gist of it, as far as I can remember....

      STEP AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER!!!!

      Now, turn OFF the computer and all electronic equipment in your house.

      Go outside. Wait for a group of nice young men in white coats stop by.

      Do not go back into the house until after the men in the white coats give you permission to.

    18. Re:Fascinating by jollyreaper · · Score: 5, Insightful

      (BTW, if RDM reads this and I'm close to his master plan, then I want a hat.) The problem is that there IS NO PLAN. I wasn't sure at first but there have been enough interviews now. RDM and the writers are pulling everything out of their asses. If you think of everything JMS did with B5 to lay foreshadowing, plan payoffs years in advance, just imagine the opposite and you have the RDM approach. And what makes this so massively annoying is that RDM had previously mocked the slipshod "who gives a shit, it's just a show" approach taken by the Voyager producers.

      For a show like this you can leave certain character reactions up in the air. Maybe a character will hold up through the events, maybe that character will crack. That's just like real life, you either make it or you don't. But by God, in real life your backstory is fixed. You don't find out you've got an unknown twin brother with an evil goatee, you don't find out your father is actually your arch enemy when it's already been established your mother and he weren't even on the same continent when you were conceived, etc. If there's some huge chain of events going on in the story like some massively complicated Illuminati plot, your understanding of it may change over the course of the story but the original motivation of the conspirators would not. Ok, you've got the cabal and they decide to do w, x, and y to bring about the fruition of z. That's all established. Now maybe some of the cabal decide that z ain't such a hot idea but that doesn't change what w and x were.

      When you get right down to it, here are the facts about Galactica:
      1. RDM assembled a great cast and crew who know how to put together a great-looking show.
      2. His original idea extended no further than the miniseries
      3. When the show was picked up for a full season, he set his horizon no further than the next episode
      4. The only far-future plot element he had in mind for sure is that the Peggy would make an appearance.
      5. Everything else is spitballing.

      In other words, there is currently no explanation in mind for why:
      1. The Cylons got religion in the first place.
      2. What made them think attacking the Colonies would satisfy that religion.
      3. What their motive is for pursuing the fleet
      4. Why they want to breed when they are already capable of making clones.
      5. Why the Cylons now want to find Earth
      6. Why Cylons want to look human in the first place when they were fine as machines
      7. How characters like Tigh, who was alive before the beginning of the first Cylon War and decades before skinjobs were invented, could in fact be a skinjob, especially when RDM already stated that skinjobs are not based on any preexisting colonial humans.

      I'm absolutely convinced that when the final scene of the series finale is done, the Robot Chicken version of M. Night Sharmahoweverthefuckyouspellit will prance onto the screen and say "What a twist!" Either that or we'll get the singing/dancing alien from Space Balls.
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    19. Re:Fascinating by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

      I've got more to this (I gave it a lot of thought when the season ended, and even think there might be connections to polytheism and the ability to reproduce), but this is the gist of it, as far as I can remember.... STEP AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER!!!!

      Now, turn OFF the computer and all electronic equipment in your house.

      Go outside. Wait for a group of nice young men in white coats stop by.

      Do not go back into the house until after the men in the white coats give you permission to. Who's more the geek, the geek who wrote it or the geek who replied to it? (or would that be me, misquoting Star Wars?) Fuck it, we're ALL stepping outside!
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    20. Re:Fascinating by Harlockjds · · Score: 1

      as long as the ending involves flying motorcycles I'm happy

    21. Re:Fascinating by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Is there a chance to keep the spoilers to a minimum for those of us who unfortunately have to wait for the synchro people to catch up?

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    22. Re:Fascinating by jedkwon · · Score: 0

      The humans are actually cylons built by the the lords of kobal who are actually true human colonists from earth. the humans-who-are-really-cylons rebelled, thus leading to their exile to the 12 colonies, however they still remember the lords as gods. the 13th colony decided to retrace their steps back to earth in union with the 13th lord of kobal and found transcendance. reaching across the galaxy they engineering the homeworld pilgrimage as a trial of worthiness appealing to the cylons need of purpose and monotheism. in the final battle over earth between the cyclons and the battlestar, the cylons and the cylon sympathisers submit to the 13th lord of kobal, the true god, and are transcended/destroyed. the human survivors settle on Earth and begin anew, free from the cylon threat, and learn to love cylons and make cylon babies. none of this matters in the long run because i'm just trying to waste time at work, and none of this really gets me any closer to getting laid this weekend. Fascinating.

    23. Re:Fascinating by Drooling+Iguana · · Score: 1

      So they break into our computers, discover the Internet, and commit suicide out of despair?

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    24. Re:Fascinating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And nudity! I hope it ends with lots of hot cylon sex and flying motorcycles.

    25. Re:Fascinating by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      How characters like Tigh, who was alive before the beginning of the first Cylon War and decades before skinjobs were invented, could in fact be a skinjob, especially when RDM already stated that skinjobs are not based on any preexisting colonial humans. Or he could have been brainwashed to think that at camp MindFuck on New Caprica by his Cylon captors, in-between eye-gouging him and screwing his wife.
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    26. Re:Fascinating by MrNiceguy_KS · · Score: 1

      My question is where do Bob Dylan and Jimi Hendrix fit in?

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    27. Re:Fascinating by Penguinshit · · Score: 1

      That bugged me, too. I think present-day Tigh is a doppelganger.

    28. Re:Fascinating by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

      So they break into our computers, discover the Internet, and commit suicide out of despair? Who would have imagined goatse would be our secret weapon?
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      This Mahdi took Shaddam's Throne
    29. Re:Fascinating by Belial6 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Add to that list:

      How did Seven, after returning from the Delta Quadrant, get all the way to Carpica?

      What caused her to forget about her Delta Quadrant adventures?

      Why did she increment her name by 1?

    30. Re:Fascinating by Enrique1218 · · Score: 1

      Wow you were able to keep that straight in your head. I am still trying to figure out what the hell is going. It all went supernatural in the second half of season 3 and lost me.

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    31. Re:Fascinating by Have+Brain+Will+Rent · · Score: 1

      My guess is :

      The whole thing turns out to be a VR historical re-enactment where the participants are not concious of the fact it is a re-enactment. There are hints to something like this in the first season. Perhaps the re-enactment is part of some anniversary celebrating the victory of humanity over the Cylons (in which case the VR participants behind the avatars are actually all human) or of the extinction of the human race by Cylons (in which case the VR participants behind the avatars are actually all Cylons).

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    32. Re:Fascinating by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      My guess is : The whole thing turns out to be a VR historical re-enactment Oh gods.

                                      DOROTHY
                      No. But it wasn't a dream -- it was a place.
                      And you -- and you -- and you -- and you were
                      there.

                                      PROFESSOR
                      Oh --
                              (others laugh)

                                      DOROTHY
                      But you couldn't have been, could you?

                                      AUNT EM
                      Oh, we dream lots of silly things when we --

                                      DOROTHY
                      No, Aunt Em -- this was a real, truly live
                      place. And I remember that some of it
                      wasn't very nice....
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      You can't take the sky from me...

    33. Re:Fascinating by Bamafan77 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The problem is that there IS NO PLAN. I wasn't sure at first but there have been enough interviews now. RDM and the writers are pulling everything out of their asses. If you think of everything JMS did with B5 to lay foreshadowing, plan payoffs years in advance, just imagine the opposite and you have the RDM approach.
      I disagree AND agree. I don't think there's a plan with every step set in stone, but I do think they have an idea for the overall arc the story takes. And there is most certainly TONS of foreshadowing in this series. Let's start with the Cylon's monotheistic God and the fact that the Colonists worship what appear to be Greek deities for starters. How about the fact that they're searching for mythological (for them) place called Earth? How can you say there's no foreshadowing...and then get modded up? :)

      In other words, there is currently no explanation in mind for why:
      1. The Cylons got religion in the first place.
      2. What made them think attacking the Colonies would satisfy that religion.
      3. What their motive is for pursuing the fleet
      4. Why they want to breed when they are already capable of making clones.
      5. Why the Cylons now want to find Earth
      6. Why Cylons want to look human in the first place when they were fine as machines
      7. How characters like Tigh, who was alive before the beginning of the first Cylon War and decades before skinjobs were invented, could in fact be a skinjob, especially when RDM already stated that skinjobs are not based on any preexisting colonial humans.
      It's getting answers to these questions that keeps me (and others) interested in the show. I don't see how you can use this as ammo against the show. The reason I was excited about the announcement was that the answers will be answered within the next 22 eps.
    34. Re:Fascinating by technomom · · Score: 1

      Turtles all the way down.

    35. Re:Fascinating by rossifer · · Score: 1

      No, dude. She's your friend's mom. Back to your regularly scheduled spank-fest.

      Also, I have to admit that I think Grace Park is hotter and there's no way I'm descended from that genetic stock. Tricia's modifications are a pretty big turn-off.

    36. Re:Fascinating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think you know what foreshadowing means.

    37. Re:Fascinating by Dasher42 · · Score: 1

      Have you considered the implications of what we've seen of the Final Five?

      Four of them are on Galactica. They were present in some ethereal form at the temple on the Algae Planet built 4000 years ago. They don't seem to care for the Significant Seven Cylon's plans or have the same ideas. Moore assures us that these are Cylons, no doubt, but not the same kind. I think you can safely say that the Cylons we knew are a new addition to something very old that's involved the humans for millenia. Yes, the show is shaking everything up big time. When this is done we're going to be watching through these seasons with very different ideas of who's who, rather like watching Star Wars when you know who Darth Vader is from the start.

    38. Re:Fascinating by Dasher42 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Having watched the Season 3 finale when it came out in the same room with Ron Moore, I can safely say that he's holding out on the things that you're mentioning point by point, and that's not the same thing as having no idea in advance at all.

    39. Re:Fascinating by Scrameustache · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Have you considered the implications of what we've seen of the Final Five?
      Four of them are on Galactica. I'm not so sure about that. My take is that those four have been brainwashed by the Cylons to think they're Cylons too (the XO can't be a Cylon, he was fighting them before they evolved into skinjobs).
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    40. Re:Fascinating by Zak3056 · · Score: 1

      My take is that those four have been brainwashed by the Cylons to think they're Cylons too (the XO can't be a Cylon, he was fighting them before they evolved into skinjobs)


      All of this has happened before... and all of this will happen again.

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    41. Re:Fascinating by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      My take is that those four have been brainwashed by the Cylons to think they're Cylons too (the XO can't be a Cylon, he was fighting them before they evolved into skinjobs)

      All of this has happened before... and all of this will happen again. Yeah, but it's a 5000 year cycle.
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    42. Re:Fascinating by k-vuohi · · Score: 1
      Well, at least the point was that the song wouldn't be based too much on Dylan's or Hendrix's version.

      "I learned that the idea was not that Bob Dylan necessarily exists in the characters' universe, but that an artist on one of the colonies may have recorded a song with the exact same melody and lyrics." ...saith McCreary. Chimps and typewriters...
    43. Re:Fascinating by k-vuohi · · Score: 1

      Plus, it's really starting to affect the shows plausibility that most of the human cylon models are in the ranks of a single battlestar.

    44. Re:Fascinating by Dasher42 · · Score: 1

      Point is, there were Cylons before there were toasters. You just can't avoid it, we're going to have to stuff that into our pipes and smoke it.

    45. Re:Fascinating by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Point is, there were Cylons before there were toasters. You just can't avoid it, we're going to have to stuff that into our pipes and smoke it. Hmmmm....
      Well, I suppose the Lords of Kobol had their own Cylons...
      That would explain why the current Cylons hate them so much, maybe even why the original colonists had to flee their homeworld and form a diaspora on 13 other worlds.
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    46. Re:Fascinating by notnAP · · Score: 1

      I'm going with Earth is their afterlife, and Cylons and "humans" in their universe are parts of a whole here on Earth.
      Goes with the cylons ability to reincarnate - after being on Earth, they return to the ether world of BSG.
      I don't know, though. Just seems like it may be a plot device that would work in the mind of a better writer than me.

    47. Re:Fascinating by Mathness · · Score: 1

      Actually it can be their homeworld. Since neither of them knows where it is, the cylons could have found it by pure chance without knowing what it was.
      If you consider how little there is know about Kobol, what happend there and the 13th tribe, the 13th tribe could be the first step of the creation of the Cylons (or their creators). And hence why they chose to go elsewhere and why so little about them have survived.
      And if memory servers, we are told that the 13th tribe set out to go to Earth, not that it was their home planet.

      Another thing is the references to cycles, "it have happend before and will happend again" and certain other hints through out the series (Possible SPOILER ahead). for instance the elephants which can be seen on some old paintings. Since these are from Earth, Kobol is already linked to Earth. I doubt that the writers thought about it, but maybe the people on Kobol was cast out of heaven (Earth) and is seeking their redemption since then, and in doing that created the Cylons (they do seem obsessed with love and the will of god/God). The current cycle on Earth could be any range from pure human to pure Cylon (of some kind, new seasons to come :p), my money is on a kind of half human/Cylon (androids if you will).

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    48. Re:Fascinating by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      the 13th tribe, the 13th tribe could be the first step of the creation of the Cylons (or their creators). No, the Cylons were created by the 12 colonies. In fact there's a miniseries planned (in production? scrapped? who knows anymore) about the creation of the Cylons at the time of Grand Papa Adama.

      As for the elephants, that's just because the prop department uses a lot of indian art.
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    49. Re:Fascinating by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

      Having watched the Season 3 finale when it came out in the same room with Ron Moore, I can safely say that he's holding out on the things that you're mentioning point by point, and that's not the same thing as having no idea in advance at all. If that's the case then more power to him. There's nothing I like more than having a negative view pleasantly reversed. It seems like he has no idea where he's going so I look forward to having that opinion kicked on its ass.
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    50. Re:Fascinating by Static11 · · Score: 1

      I can't answer #1, #4 and #5 (which is why I'm still interested in the show - I *like* there being surprises for me. The wife and I are those people who figure out most shows (almost all of the drivel on TV or in cinemas in other words) early on and turn them off in boredom. But, I can probably give you my guess as to the rest of them.

      The Cylons want to find Earth. I don't know why, as detailed above. But since they do, they have to figure out how. Odds are if they ask the humans for directions, they be told to 'go get stuffed'. So the master plan is to create a scenario where the humans have no choice but to make a run for Earth. I have a very strong feeling that the first attack was coordinated to ensure all the other 42 people in the line of succession BEFORE Laura Roslyn were wiped out. Why? Because the new president was going to have to be someone with a religious conviction, who would take the survivors on a stupid goose chase after Earth. And, guess what? She did. Convinced everyone else to go off on her stupid religious journey, and it paid off for the Cylons, it seems. They needed to look human in order to have agents in place to both keep an eye on the fleet, but also to pull off the plan to make sure Roslyn was the surviving member of the cabinet.

      As for #7, I suspect they're NOT Cylons, but that is just me hoping that the show isn't as bad as it will be if they are.

    51. Re:Fascinating by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      But by God, in real life your backstory is fixed. You don't find out you've got an unknown twin brother with an evil goatee, you don't find out your father is actually your arch enemy when it's already been established your mother and he weren't even on the same continent when you were conceived, etc.

      You obviously haven't met *my* family, let alone my ex in-laws.

    52. Re:Fascinating by IHateEverybody · · Score: 1

      My money is on "Earth is the Cylon home world" or something similarly devious.

      For crying out loud. Earth is the 13th colony of Cobol, they say so all throughout the series.

      The Cylons were using the fleet to find it (Kara's destiny is to find earth, that's why Leoben was so obsessed with getting her trust). And the Cylons were created by the colonies who have no idea where Earth is. There is no chance at all that it's their homeworld.

      Actually if you watch closely, you can see that they have dropped little hints that what the colonials and the Cylons believe is not true or at least incomplete. The most obvious was last year's use of Bob Dylan's "All Around the Watchtower" as the trigger for the four Cylons which showed up in the season finale. Another example is in season two there was the episode where they find "Athena's Tomb" and a map of Earth's skies. Well guess what? We also found out that the twelve colonies names were originally the names of the twelve constellations of the Greek zodiac and that each the orginal flag of each colony bore patterns which match the stars of one of the constellation corresponding to its name. Adama even sees a nebula in the map which he describes as "the Lagoon nebula, astral body M8" -- the exact name and designation which we give to that nebula today. To me all of this implies that Kobol was originally a colony of Earth and not the other way around.
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    53. Re:Fascinating by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      The Cylons wipe out the Galaticia fleet but not before a record of what happens and all their culture is launched in a probe and sent to earth.
      I have read the book.

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    54. Re:Fascinating by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      To me all of this implies that Kobol was originally a colony of Earth and not the other way around. Galactica has always been big on that theme.
      IIRC, the old series started with shots of New York (labelled Hong Kong) in historical documents, but the premise of the story was that one of our astronauts finds the galactica log book floating in our solar system...

      The whole "the universe is running on a loop" idea.

      For my money (two cents whorth, at least), the current series is taking place in the present, and we were colonized by the 13th tribe five thousand years ago, sparking the beginning of history.
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    55. Re:Fascinating by stonecypher · · Score: 1

      I'm not so sure about that. My take is that those four have been brainwashed by the Cylons to think they're Cylons too (the XO can't be a Cylon, he was fighting them before they evolved into skinjobs).
      Presumably. For all you know, the skinjobs are older than that, or he's a prototype, or he's replaced the real Adama, or Scott Bakula installed him through a time rift, or god only knows what. It's science fiction. That's more flexible than magic.
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    56. Re:Fascinating by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      I'm not so sure about that. My take is that those four have been brainwashed by the Cylons to think they're Cylons too (the XO can't be a Cylon, he was fighting them before they evolved into skinjobs).
      Presumably. For all you know, the skinjobs are older than that, or he's a prototype Well, the timeline suggested in the opening credits (created by man, revolt, evolve) lets me know that shouldn't be the case.
      The quality of the series thus far also suggest that they aren't likely to pull a retcon like that on us (*knock on wood*). So far they've followed up on their cues pretty consistently.
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  3. Not a tabloid this time... by Oink · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Hopefully this is more reliable than the Doctor Who drivel that was posted here yesterday or the day before.

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  4. Drag? by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The entire thing has been awesome, with no detectable dragging at all. There has been, on the other hand, plenty of unjustified whining by fans who don't have and shouldn't have creative control over the show.

    Unlike some people, I remember when sci-fi on TV was truly awful, for example, 1979.

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    1. Re:Drag? by tomcode · · Score: 1

      They're going to bring back the mechanical dog!

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    2. Re:Drag? by japhmi · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No dragging? I stopped watching when it went from sci-fi to soap-opera-in-space.

      Apparently it got good again at the end of season 3, I'll probably watch season 4 to see if it truly stopped sucking. Especially knowing it's the end.

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    3. Re:Drag? by Maltheus · · Score: 1

      Apparently it got good again at the end of season 3

      No, it got unbelievably stupid. Some people loved it, but it was a twist, for the sake of throwing in a twist. You didn't miss anything.

    4. Re:Drag? by nmb3000 · · Score: 1

      No dragging? I stopped watching when it went from sci-fi to soap-opera-in-space.

      THANK YOU! I thought I was the only one getting sick and tired of anticipating science fiction and instead, week after week, finding myself tuned in to All My Cylons.

      As much as I love good portions of the show, it's fairly obvious (he says so right in the commentaries) that Ronald Moore is pulling the story out of his ass week after week, and that if the Cylons really do have a plan, they never shared it with him. With this announcement, he must figure that either A) he can't keep that up and he doesn't want to sit down and write the overall arc or B) he's tired of fans whining about his "character-oriented" masterpieces such as A Day in the Life and Unfinished Business.

      I'd love to see the show go on longer, but not if the last season was any indication of things to come.

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    5. Re:Drag? by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      We need an annoying kid. Scrappy Jar Jar Doo they should call him.

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    6. Re:Drag? by Von+Rex · · Score: 1

      Unlike some people, I remember when sci-fi on TV was truly awful, for example, 1979.

      Yeah. I saw some episodes of the original Galactica this week and they were far worse than even the lowest point of the current series. It's a good thing to remember.

      But there were a lot of episodes in the last couple of seasons that you could have skipped entirely without missing much. Someone commented in an earlier thread that it seems like all you have to do is watch the first and last four of each season. And there were some episodes, like that one with the Cylon ace pilot, Scar, that just stunk. That whole show seemed like stitched-together cutscenes from some new Wing Commander game. The boxing episode was video-game quality, too.

    7. Re:Drag? by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      I'm not so hard on the series, because after I watch one of the lesser episodes, like the Boxing episode, I just remember that if I wasn't watching Battlestar Galactica, I'd just be spending my Sunday evenings jacking off in front of my computer. Put into perspective, it's really not that much of a waste of time.

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    8. Re:Drag? by saforrest · · Score: 1

      The entire thing has been awesome, with no detectable dragging at all.

      Oh, come on. Black Market, Hero, The Woman King? BSG has its occasional duds and plotline-of-the-week moments too. It's just lucky that they're relatively few and far between.

      My biggest complaint about BSG is the seat-of-the-pants writing. Moore has pretty much said he only decided at the time of writing Crossroads that Roslin would get cancer again, and who the Final Five really were. He can usually pull it off, put sometimes the cracks show.

    9. Re:Drag? by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      I have not actually seen any cracks, but would not object to Starbucks crack, or especially Madame President's crack. She's a PILF. P=President.

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    10. Re:Drag? by Belial6 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't know what original series you were watching, but the Original Battlestar Galactica that I watched was dramatically better than the current slop they are feeding us. The Cylons looked better in the original. The ships looked better. The characters where more believable. The Cylon back story actually made sense. Heck, it took the original series until the universally panned 'Galactica 1980' for them to introduce the stupid idea of human looking Cylons. The only thing that the new series does better is create a gritty look, as opposed to the '70 'clean dirty' look.

    11. Re:Drag? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ronald Moore is pulling the story out of his ass week after week

      I keep reading that but I have a hard time believing it. I mean, the million monkeys and Shakespeare and all that isn't unfamiliar but... he must have a fiber rich diet I guess.

    12. Re:Drag? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She's a PILF. P=President.

      Can you think of any real-life PILFs? (Maybe Ségolène Royal, had she won.) As a straight male, my options are limited in this area.

    13. Re:Drag? by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      Thatcher. She can dislodge my Argentinians any day.

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    14. Re:Drag? by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      The ships looked better. No they didn't. I saw about 30 seconds of the original and my impression was that the Pegasus, and its commander, looked ridiculous. Admittedly you can barely see the ships in the new one(probably because the design of the alien ships in Stargate blew their ships out of the water) but they don't look as ridiculous.
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  5. No what? by adickerson0 · · Score: 1, Interesting

    FRACK! This leaves a big whole in the Sci-Fi channel line up. I hope they can find a worthy successor.

    1. Re:No what? by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 2, Funny

      FRACK! This leaves a big whole in the Sci-Fi channel line up.

      A big whole what?

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    2. Re:No what? by AP2k · · Score: 1

      When someone mispells "hole" as "whole", I assume they are discussing hamburgers.

    3. Re:No what? by offput · · Score: 1

      They could always bring back Farscape again.

    4. Re:No what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If only those fuckers didn't drop season 5 of Farscape.

    5. Re:No what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      For the last four years, it's been the case that if you're stuck in a hole, the chances are it has a W in it. I think that's why people now spell "hole" "whole".

    6. Re:No what? by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 1, Troll
      FRACK!...I hope they can find a worthy successor.

      As long as that successor doesn't use stupid, invented words like "FRACK" to mimic vulgar language, I'm hope so, too.

    7. Re:No what? by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      I nominate "Mansquito: The Series"

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    8. Re:No what? by WED+Fan · · Score: 1

      FRACK! This leaves a big whole in the Sci-Fi channel line up. I hope they can find a worthy successor.

      How about wrestling?

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    9. Re:No what? by Supurcell · · Score: 1

      As long as that successor doesn't use stupid, invented words like "FRACK" to mimic vulgar language, I'm hope so, too.

      I'm going to have to ask you to kindly shut the frell up.

    10. Re:No what? by adickerson0 · · Score: 0

      Is they're something wrong with my post? There going to have whole, a gap, or something missing. This may affect their add revenue. Thanks :)

    11. Re:No what? by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 1

      Now your talking! ; )

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    12. Re:No what? by amuro98 · · Score: 1

      Yeah. Besides, smeg is a much better expletive, and it's not a made-up word.

    13. Re:No what? by GoatMonkey2112 · · Score: 1

      They could always remake Buck Rogers too.

    14. Re:No what? by Satanic_Hamster · · Score: 1

      You go to hell! You go to hell and you die!

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    15. Re:No what? by Kelbear · · Score: 1

      Tanj you, you gorram rutting frelnik.

    16. Re:No what? by jollyreaper · · Score: 2, Funny

      As long as that successor doesn't use stupid, invented words like "FRACK" to mimic vulgar language, I'm hope so, too.

      I'm going to have to ask you to kindly shut the frell up. Too right. What a smeghead.
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    17. Re:No what? by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      a) "Frack" came from the original series. If you want to blame anyone, blame them.
      b) Frack is a perfectly cromulent word!

    18. Re:No what? by metlin · · Score: 1

      Or Babylon 5. Or Stargate SG-1. Or Firefly.

      Sigh.

    19. Re:No what? by Hubbell · · Score: 1

      How about bringing back Farscape? May Allah bring great pain in the afterlife to the assholes behind taking it off the air.

    20. Re:No what? by RubberDogBone · · Score: 1

      As long as it has a modern-day equivalent of Erin Gray an' her nifty tight I mean white uniform. *sigh*

      They can keep the Starfighter model too. That was nice.

      But god help us if they remake that "Galaxy Broadcast" epsiode. That music still gives me shivers.

      I am wishy-washy on bringing back Twiki. Mel Blanc made that guy work but he's dead.

      The second season stuff, ugh. What worries me is that they thought season 2 was an improvement. What evil could they do with a whole new remake? Yikes.

      Props to South Park for their nifty Buck Rogers parody.

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    21. Re:No what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They could always remake Buck Rogers too.

      And they could even reuse the BSG sets and props to save money. "Hey, we're just trying to be faithful to the source material."

      Or we could get Galactica 2009...

  6. Sad to see it go, but..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Sad to see it go, its been fun while it lasted. But its better that they end on their own terms than dragging out several seasons more...

  7. Good... by Magneon · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's always good when shows like this _end_ eventually, rather than being cut once the authors run out of random reasons not to get the the goal. Four seasons is an excellent length for this series, and I hope it ends strongly. Or we could have season 5: The cylon invasion of earth.... followed by season six: the escape from earth to find _new heavenly homeworld_ ... and the cycle continues.

    1. Re:Good... by Buran · · Score: 1

      It worked well for Babylon 5. Instead of griping about show X being cancelled, let it wind down on the story's terms. It'll be better in the end.

      I miss B5 but there's always the DVDs, and it just shows that doing a show right in the first place leads to more enjoyment in the long run.

    2. Re:Good... by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      In what season do the Galactica kids go down and use their superpowers to win a little league game?

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    3. Re:Good... by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 1
      Or we could have season 5: The cylon invasion of earth.... followed by season six: the escape from earth to find _new heavenly homeworld_ ... and the cycle continues.

      Not to mention Battlestar Galactica 7: The Search for More Money. Now, where is my box of "Battlestar Galactica: The Cereal"? I'm hungry.

    4. Re:Good... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, it's __END__, not _end_.
      Got to get your tokens right.

  8. It was inevitable by Bullfish · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Once they found earth the jig was up. If it was a more primitive earth, the cylons would pound them into the ground and it would all be over, a technologically equal earth and they would likely be outnumbered by the cylons and pounded again (thanks guys for coming and bringing all your enemies along!), a more techologically advanced earth would have pounded the cylons and then assimilated the newcomers onto their society. Trying to drag it out after any of these scenarios would have dragged down the series and alas, it would have sucked.

    They have a chance to go out on a high note and I am glad to see they are taking it. Sad, but I was p.o.ed that Deadwood and Rome ended too. There is precious little quality TV out there and the best series are winding down. I will be sad to see the Wire go too. Hopefully all these guys will give us some new quality series.

    1. Re:It was inevitable by markov_chain · · Score: 1

      Rome, huh? That show was nothing but gratuitous copulation.

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    2. Re:It was inevitable by loucura! · · Score: 1

      Rome, huh? That show was nothing but gratuitous copulation.


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    3. Re:It was inevitable by eggegg · · Score: 1

      They won't all make it anyway: only those (very) few who have been chosen on both sides. Different dynamic, different potential outcomes. But golly, these folks have such mastery of their artform -- wouldn't it be great to finally see a "finding-Earth end-game" scenario that was actually engaging and worthwhile?

    4. Re:It was inevitable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, marvellous!!

      If that is all you got out of Rome, I feel sorry for you

    5. Re:It was inevitable by griffjon · · Score: 1

      A tech-equivalent earth I think could provide additional fodder by creating an equal matching between human and cylon forces, instead of 1 or 2 battlestars vs. the entire cylon fleet.

      Regardless, if they didn't even spend much time on the goldmine of low-special-effects/high content New Caprica storyline, dragging out an Earth v Cylon war isn't likely.

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    6. Re:It was inevitable by ajanp · · Score: 1
      I think I've just become more of a skeptic lately, and I'm certainly hoping that there is a definitive end, but the fact that the show is confirmed to end doesn't necessarily mean that it will have that final conclusion we're all waiting for. Something that's been happening more often lately, is rather than completely killing off a series, they leave the end a bit open for a movie to end it all.

      For example, Serenity http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0379786/ was released after Firefly ended. Stargate just ended, and Stargate: The Ark of Truth http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0942903/ is being made to conclude the final season's storyline with destroying the Ori, and Stargate: Continuum is also in production. Even 24 has a movie being made now http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0813980/.

      Given that when Battlestar was revived, it came back in the form of a 2hour miniseries, there is always the possibility that they could find earth in a movie to be released after the show ends. I mean, most likely the season will have a definitive end and they will find earth and ??? will happen, but there's always that possibility. I don't think it's too far-fetched considering I'm not sure even the show's producers know how the series will end at this point.

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    7. Re:It was inevitable by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      The Colonial ships arrive at Earth, who tell them 'Piss off, and take your war with you. We don't want anything to do with it.'

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    8. Re:It was inevitable by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

      So are you going to tell us all whats wrong with that or leave us to wonder?

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    9. Re:It was inevitable by andy9701 · · Score: 1

      While you may be correct, the examples you give aren't good ones. Both Firefly and SG1 were canceled by the network without giving the writers sufficient time to properly end their stories. The movies were their attempts at giving the story a meaningful ending, instead of leaving the fans hanging forever.

    10. Re:It was inevitable by griffjon · · Score: 1

      Hint to Battlestar Galactica: tell Earth the Cylons are terrorists and may already have sleeper agents on their planet.

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    11. Re:It was inevitable by markov_chain · · Score: 1

      OK then: Kerry Condon and Polly Walker never got it on. I keep rewatching the show hoping I'd missed it, but no dice.

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    12. Re:It was inevitable by otis+wildflower · · Score: 1

      "Sad, but I was p.o.ed that Deadwood and Rome ended too."

      Agree on Deadwood, but as good as Rome was, I've already got the "I, Claudius" box set, and I don't know how much of a season is in the middle there.

      Then again, jumping past Nero and focusing seasons on whole other reigns (Hadrian, Vespasian, Marcus Aurelius, Constantine) could be interesting, but that would essentially require whole new casts and sets..

    13. Re:It was inevitable by jdigriz · · Score: 1

      I'm hoping for a Battlestar/SG:Atlantis crossover. The Cylons find Earth, and the Tauri blast them out of space using the Ancient weapons outpost in Antarctica. Or beam nukes aboard using the Asgard beaming technology. Now that would be entertaining!

    14. Re:It was inevitable by JFMulder · · Score: 1

      Your point being? ;)

  9. Who knows anymore? by ajanp · · Score: 1, Funny
    First Edward James Olmos spills the beans and lets the world know that Season 4 is the final one and /. gets the scoop http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=07/05/11/158218

    Then executive producter David Eick directly contradicts Olmos and says that Battlestar is an open-ended adventure and that Season 4 WON'T be the final season, but there is the possibility of having more seasons. http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=07/05/12/124725 6

    Now, David Eick (and Ronald Moore) says, Oh, JK, what I actually meant to say is that we have no idea what we're doing and we finally decided that Battlestar really is going to end after Season 4. I enjoy watching this show and the fact that its confirmed to end will hopefully make it interesting as they now have the freedom to kill off major characters and finally give the viewers the definitive end they've been waiting for, but with this kind of mis-management, who knows what will happen.

    Stay tuned for more post-season drama as we discover that nobody at Battlestar Galactica knows what the hell is going on with their own show...

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  10. That's fine by Night+Goat · · Score: 1

    I'd rather see the show go out on a high note than to jump the shark. Two of my favorite shows are Seinfeld and The Simpsons. Seinfeld went out at the top, so whenever I catch a rerun of it, I can be sure I'll enjoy it. With The Simpsons, I usually avoid the reruns because at this point there are more bad episodes than good ones. I hope I'll be able to enjoy reruns of Battlestar Galactica for a long time to come.

    1. Re:That's fine by eggegg · · Score: 1

      Most shows "jump the shark" for economic rather than creative reasons. I've thought Battlestar Galactica "jumps the shark" once or twice a season -- successfully emerging from unexpected and dramatic events when most other shows would severely flounder.

    2. Re:That's fine by OS24Ever · · Score: 1

      Sometimes I wonder if the Simpsons jumping the shark was sometime around Phil Hartman's death. They seem to magically coincide which is doubly sad.

      There has been a lot of whining about BSG. It seems that if there is anything like oh, character development a lot of sci-fi fans lack of social skills really jumps out. You get people calling an episode the 'soap opera' episode and I swear they watched the bad preview of 'Unfinished Business' instead of actually watching the show. The 'drama' in the previews was about as long as it was in the entire show. They obsess about the b-story/c-story line instead of the story that was told.

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    3. Re:That's fine by drinkypoo · · Score: 0

      Sometimes I wonder if the Simpsons jumping the shark was sometime around Phil Hartman's death. They seem to magically coincide which is doubly sad.

      While I agree that in general Phil Hartman was one of the best things about the Simpsons (and comedy in general, while he was alive) some of the newer Simpsons material has me rolling, more or less literally (more like lolling about on the couch, while simultaneously LOLing, ho ho) in ways that even most of the earlier shows don't make happen, and never did.

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    4. Re:That's fine by Maltheus · · Score: 1

      How was pulling the lyrics for "All along the Watchtower," out of the "ethereal mix," not jumping the shark. Honestly, I was rooting for Fonzie at the time. Fonzie's jump was nowhere near as ridiculous. Not to mention RDM pulling the final 4/5 out of his ass halfway through the season in a way that can't possible make sense to regular viewers.

    5. Re:That's fine by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      I'd rather see the show go out on a high note than to jump the shark.

      That happened when they turned Starbuck into a woman.

    6. Re:That's fine by Abcd1234 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It might depend on what you like about the show. I happen to think episodes like "And Maggie Makes Three" and "Lisa's First Word" are some of the best episodes of the entire series. And then there's "Homer the Great", "Kamp Krusty", and the many brilliant halloween episode skits. That was back in the day when they could pull off some insightful satire, and occasionally put out a truly heartfelt episode without it coming off corny. These days, it's mainly lowbrow humour and slapstick (though I hear, recently, they've been turning back to satire a bit).

    7. Re:That's fine by OS24Ever · · Score: 1

      Don't know why, but the Monorail episode is probably close to my all time favorite, at least the musical number and the stuff up to it is (the image of homer driving with chains down main street with the pavement flying up in a rooster tail behind him) et al. Though you have picked some pretty good ones. Camp Krusty has some great bits in it. My favorite moment of that one was when he sees Bart being the leader his hair falls out, his gut pops out, and he collapses mid push-up.

      The Halloween episodes have been pretty lackluster for me for quite some time for me. Though after 'The Shinning' or the '3-d' episode it's pretty hard to come up with something that tops it

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  11. Jumped the robotic shark long time ago by ericferris · · Score: 0

    I think this show jumped the shark in season 3.

    Also, when one of your main characters is supposedly a genius, aren't you supposed to write him as such, instead of having him emote, think and act like a slightly retarded teenager? The writers obviously didn't think so, and that has really riled me up.

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    1. Re:Jumped the robotic shark long time ago by revlayle · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You apparently don't know that many geniuses.... neurotic, nutso, emo, and unstable is not as uncommon as one thinks

    2. Re:Jumped the robotic shark long time ago by ericferris · · Score: 1

      I know a few. They have quirks, but they are not STUPID. That's the point of, er, being a genius.

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    3. Re:Jumped the robotic shark long time ago by revlayle · · Score: 1

      I know many that *act* STUPID - even though they are really not... they are geniuses of information and processing, but trying to get along with others or making it real world situations are just as awkward for them as a 5 year old trying to make new friends in a new town. Not saying stuff like autism or aspergers is the problem either, just saying a lot of them spent time with information and knowledge more than everyday happenings and interactions. Some are more comfortable with tinkering with a gadget instead of talking with people or interacting in groups - inexperience in anything can make you LOOK stupid.

    4. Re:Jumped the robotic shark long time ago by ericferris · · Score: 1

      You're right on a general basis.

      But concerning the show, do you think that the character of Dr. Balthazar was plausibly portrayed in the series? (I guess it's a yes). If so, it's just me then...

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    5. Re:Jumped the robotic shark long time ago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who is Dr. Balthazar, genius? What show are you talking about?

    6. Re:Jumped the robotic shark long time ago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But concerning the show, do you think that the character of Dr. Balthazar was plausibly portrayed in the series?

      Dr. who?

      Wait, that didn't come out right...

  12. Will the snake bite its tail or crawl away? by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

    They have done this many times before.

    Either- inexorably the loop closes and the snake bites its tail again or this is the loop where they break the cycle. Perhaps the merged cyclon/human race is how they break the cycle.

    Hopefully it will not have a pathetic ending like Bab5 (Ohhh. we are a big nasty race that's afraid to grow up-- god I felt like that ending invalidated the entire 4 years I watched the series up to there).

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  13. We always planned it this way! by eln · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Sure, they may have planned the series to be exactly that long, but I doubt it. After all, these great creative visions tend to go out the window when the money starts rolling in. Any series with a planned timeline will have that timeline stretched with all sorts of filler if the show is popular enough. They start talking up the timeline again when the ratings slip.

    The best recent example of this is Lost. That is another show that supposedly had the entire plot (beginning, middle, end) mapped out from the beginning. However, the show became a huge hit, and everything got stretched out to where a large chunk of the episodes are basically filler that doesn't actually move the story forward at all. Now that ratings are declining, they've put an end date on it. However, had the ratings not slipped, I guarantee they would not be talking about end dates now. In my opinion, the show has dragged on at least a season and a half longer than it should have, and it still have 3 more years to go.

    1. Re:We always planned it this way! by Zarhan · · Score: 3, Informative

      Well, at least Babylon 5 actually did it for real.

    2. Re:We always planned it this way! by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Informative

      B5 was forced to make numerous course corrections due to funding/network shifts and the departure of at least one major actor. But in general they were as true to the arc as possible...

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    3. Re:We always planned it this way! by dbolger · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't think its fair to say Lost has been given an end-date because of ratings. If that was the case, they might have gotten another season just to wrap things up, but they got three seasons. That doesn't sound to me like its being terminated because its not making money, it sounds like it is being terminated because the producers want a definte end-date to work towards.

      If you listen to the producers' podcasts, it is very clear that the guys did not want the show to go on forever. They have joked several times about a theoretical "season seven: the zombie season", where the show has run out of ideas and they are resorting to cliches and tricks to keep viewers. Again, that sounds to me like they were very aware of how shows can head downhill fast if it is not cancelled at its peak, or at least on a pre-determined timescale, and they want to end it properly.

      The dominant rumour I had head during the first three seasons on Lost was that it was intended to be five seasons and then end. I have no idea how truthful that is, but it demonstrates that the fans were more concerned with the show going out on a high note than lasting forever - something which I am convinced was inspired by the attitudes of the creative team behind the show.

      While the ratings have slipped somewhat, I don't agree with your statement that the show would not have been given an end-date if they had stayed at the top of the ratings charts. Nobody involved in Lost wants it to go on forever. They are far more concerned with making as good a show as they can, and setting an end-date that gives them plenty of time to work towards an amazing conclusion is the perfect way to do that.

    4. Re:We always planned it this way! by ucblockhead · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, the network's indecision about cancellation caused B5's last year to be flubbed. Years 2-4 were incredible, though.

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  14. /sigh by starbuckr0x · · Score: 1

    It's bad enough that we have to wait until 2008 for the next episode. SciFi has really shot themselves in the foot by letting this series go.

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  15. Close... by raehl · · Score: 1

    On Earth, Humans and Cylons still live side-by-side and are happy about it.

  16. "it was a creative decision" by lbmouse · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Right... were they tired of making money? Or maybe they didn't make any money for the network? That seems more likely. So they creatively decided to stop the series because there were no interest from advertisers.

    Sorry, I call shenanigan on the "it was a creative decision" bullshit. It's a business.

    1. Re:"it was a creative decision" by GreenEnvy22 · · Score: 1

      If you're a fan of the show at all, you'll know they've been saying for along time the show would end when they'd told the story, and thate RDM did not want to make a show just for the sake of making the show.

      I fully believe that this is a creative decision, the show's whole plot is them trying to reach earth. Once that happens, there is not much more to do (though don't give us BS like voyagers "look, it's earth", cut to credits..).
        The show's ratings are very good, so advertising money is there. The show is very expensive to make with all the special effects, but it certainly isn't hurting for ratings (even if they have dropped from their peak, they are still one of the highest ranked on Scifi channel).

    2. Re:"it was a creative decision" by Maltheus · · Score: 1

      I think it was a creative decision. I think it was clear RDM didn't really know where he wanted to take it so he's just deciding to use up whatever story he's got left. If it weren't for the creative problems, the business end would take care of itself.

    3. Re:"it was a creative decision" by TheGeneration · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I call shenanigan on the "it was a creative decision" bullshit. It's a business.

        You're right, it is a buisiness and in SciFi (and most TV for that matter) the single most important factor is finishing a third season. Once you have finished the third season your show is cleared to go into Syndication for the next 20, 30, 100 years. And that's where you get your life long pension of royalty checks rolling into you. No matter what happens from this point on nobody who worked on BSG will have to worry about being homeless. The Royalty checks may not be huge sums of money, but you can bet it's enough to own a ranch-style house in the San Fernando Valley, maybe even Encino, where you can grow old and retire.

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  17. Crappy ending redux by Lurker2288 · · Score: 0, Troll

    Ooh, ooh! Maybe in the last episode, all the cast members could listen to some Jimi Hendrix music and decide that they're ALL CYLONS! And the colonies weren't really destroyed--it was just some kind of CRAZY hallucination, like Starbuck really being dead! Then the series finale could suck as many balls as the season 3 finale!

    1. Re:Crappy ending redux by abigor · · Score: 1

      Hendrix didn't write "All Along the Watchtower".

      The season finale was brilliant. Perhaps you would be happier watching Star Trek.

    2. Re:Crappy ending redux by elrous0 · · Score: 4, Funny

      As long as Starbuck doesn't find Patrick Duffy in her shower, we'll be fine.

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    3. Re:Crappy ending redux by Chicken04GTO · · Score: 0

      Brilliant? Dead people suddenly appearing from nowwhere at just the right place and time? The show is a non-stop Deus Ex Machina. Playing music easily recognized by the viewing audience as all along the watchtower? The soap opera bullshit filler episodes really were unnecessary as well. Better to make 3 good seasons and end it than 3 good ones and 1 soap opera filler one with random plot holes and BS.

    4. Re:Crappy ending redux by Maltheus · · Score: 1

      Then the series finale could suck as many balls as the season 3 finale!

      I don't think all the prostitutes in Nevada can suck that many balls. It can only get better from here (says desperately to myself).

    5. Re:Crappy ending redux by Lurker2288 · · Score: 2

      You have completely refuted my post with your laser-like focus on the matter at issue.

      To be honest with you, I was pretty happy watching BSG, until they decided midway through this season that they were willing to sacrifice consistency of the characters and sensible plotting in service of the mythology.

      The season 2 finale shook everything up in a way that was dramatic, but completely organic. It made sense that things happened the way they did, and so it was genuinely suspenseful. The season 3 finale, on the other hand, pissed away the arc about Baltar on trial with a well-delivered, but legally irrelevant speech from Apollo, and then tried to manufacture suspense by creating the 'cliffhanger' of whether or not half the cast are really Cylons.

      I sat grimly through half a season of filler episodes on child labor, and busted airlocks, but the finale was too much. Hopefully the final season will turn things around.

    6. Re:Crappy ending redux by eclectro · · Score: 1

      It's gonna be worse. Keyword: "spacecycles."

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    7. Re:Crappy ending redux by Buelldozer · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'd pay money to see her find Claudia Black or Amanda Tapping in her shower though! ;-)

  18. That's okay, more room for wrestling. by Tipa · · Score: 1

    Because, wrestling and the SF channel; match made in heaven!

  19. Um... no. by Etherwalk · · Score: 1

    Just because it's still better than something else doesn't mean it's better (or as good) as it was. The quality of the writing has certainly wavered--Adama's address to the crew before the rescue mission to New Caprica, for example, was not in character, and was cliche. He's a very strong character normally--but the writers got lazy or they didn't think.

    1. Re:Um... no. by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      Actually, this is the remake, so it's better. Period. This is the well-known sequel effect, whereby the sequel is always better than the original.

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    2. Re:Um... no. by Nephilium · · Score: 1

      Pardon? Sequels are always better?

      What about the Highlander that shall not be named and the Matrix... just off the top of my head?

      Nephilium

    3. Re:Um... no. by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      You take me too seriously.

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  20. Not necessarily by Infonaut · · Score: 4, Insightful

    SciFi has really shot themselves in the foot by letting this series go.

    Keeping a good series on too long can turn it to crap. I like Galactica, but I'm not as excited about it as I was in seasons 1 and 2. As an example, the long, overdone Starbuck/Apollo melodrama has worn thin for me. With a finite time span, the series will likely tighten up and regain some of the focus I feel it lost in season 3.

    Also, hanging on to an idea after it has outlived its usefulness is what makes so many viewers disgusted with the studios in the first place. Instead of churning out more of the same thing ("Hey, the Die Hard movies raked in dough, so let's make another one!"), studios need to keep experimenting. If SciFi takes the HBO approach, and isn't afraid to kill off shows *before* they get crappy, they'll be doing the smart thing, rather than shooting themselves in the foot.

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  21. Good by bigtangringo · · Score: 1

    I haven't had a chance to watch any of them since the pilot. However, I hear it's spectacular. Anyway, I wish more shows would wrap things up and leave a spectacular series. Lost and Heroes come to mind.

    I'd be sad when they're over, but happier overall because it was done right.

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    Yes, I am a smart ass; it's better than the alternative.
  22. Saving it from itself by moore.dustin · · Score: 1, Troll

    Let us be thankful that our great show, that turned to shit, wont hit rock bottom before they decide to end it. I am happy to hear that it will be ending after this season because that means they ahve to actually advance the story instead of making filler episodes that brought the series down the last couple seasons.

  23. Earth has already wiped itself out... by Etherwalk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Definitely seems like a plausible end. It might not be sentimentally satisfying, but it could be done in a very poignant way.

    1. Re:Earth has already wiped itself out... by gad_zuki! · · Score: 4, Funny

      Naww, earth is just every-day modern day earth. They'll find it. When they realize we spend most of our time on slashdot and obsessing about tv shows both the cylons and the humans will turn away in disgust.

    2. Re:Earth has already wiped itself out... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this has be the best post in 3 months!!!!

      (note to self, they're on to us... -gb)

  24. Thank goodness by Timberwolf0122 · · Score: 1

    I love BSG but I would have to see a new BSG 1980.
    Still we have the whole caprica series to look forwards too.

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    In the not too distant future, next Sunday A.D.
    1. Re:Thank goodness by tuzzyfoad · · Score: 1

      the Caprica series isn't happening...

      from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caprica_(TV_series)

      On March 26, 2007, Moore said that the Sci Fi Channel was not picking up Caprica as a pilot, though a movie or DVD release were still possibilities. According to Moore, the show was currently "on the back burner."

  25. Prediction by rlp · · Score: 1

    (Non-spoiler as it's a wild guess) - We've seen four of the final five Cylons. The remaining unknown Cylon comes in multiple sizes, shapes, and genders. And comprises the remainder of the 'colonial fleet'.

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    [Insert pithy quote here]
    1. Re:Prediction by GreenEnvy22 · · Score: 1

      Ah, but did we see four of the final cylons? Thats what we're led to believe, but we don't know for sure.

    2. Re:Prediction by denis-The-menace · · Score: 1

      No, Kara Thrace is the 5th cylon.
      How do you think she came back from the dead?

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    3. Re:Prediction by Scrameustache · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, Kara Thrace is the 5th cylon.
      How do you think she came back from the dead? I don't think she did.
      I also don't think that the victims of cylon brainwashing (some of whom were alive during the first cylon war, before the cylons evolved into replicants) are cylons themselves.

      I'll change my mind when they show me multiple copies (and not in a dream sequence).
      --

      You can't take the sky from me...

    4. Re:Prediction by rlp · · Score: 1

      You could make a similar argument for Baltar surviving the nukes on Caprica, as well as his 'merged' consciousness with Caprica 6. So what if they both the fifth Cylon (and everyone else).

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      [Insert pithy quote here]
    5. Re:Prediction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, and the 5th is President Laura Roslin, I think I remember hearing her humming the tune in Crossroads Pt 1?

    6. Re:Prediction by fmobus · · Score: 1

      Let's not forget Pres. Roslin sharing a bad dream regarding Hera with Athena and Caprica 6 on 3rd season. For me, this is a clear sign that Roslin has wireless capabilities.

    7. Re:Prediction by denis-The-menace · · Score: 1

      That's just a side effect of the Cylon blood transfusion that cured (temporarily) her cancer

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  26. The Cylons Have A Plan by wiredog · · Score: 4, Funny

    And they're finally going to let the writers in on it!

    1. Re:The Cylons Have A Plan by richdun · · Score: 1

      Hey! You said that last time. What has been posted will be posted and has been posted before... or something...

      My previous response to your comment on the previous thread. I'm lazy.

    2. Re:The Cylons Have A Plan by nEoN+nOoDlE · · Score: 1

      I guess that joke is still funny.

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      Don't trust a bull's horn, a doberman's tooth, a runaway horse or me.
  27. Bang Versus Whimper by reporter · · Score: 1
    Interestingly, "Star Trek: Enterprise" (STE) also ended after 4 seasons. It started okay but gradually degenerated into a final episode in which weak characters from "Star Trek: The Next Generation" (STTNG) flashback to the past.

    STE ended on a whimper. By contrast, Battlestar Galactica ends with a bang.

    "Right, you are! That Star Wars I & II sucked, also forget not!" exclaims Yoda.

    1. Re:Bang Versus Whimper by blincoln · · Score: 1

      Interestingly, "Star Trek: Enterprise" (STE) also ended after 4 seasons. It started okay but gradually degenerated into a final episode in which weak characters from "Star Trek: The Next Generation" (STTNG) flashback to the past.

      More like it started weak and stayed that way until early in season 4 when Manny Coto took over. But I guess Berman couldn't stand to put him in charge of the series finale, so it was as mediocre as the previous three seasons.

      But yes, I am glad BSG is going to go out with a bang instead of fading away.

      --
      "...always new atoms but always doing the same dance, remembering what the dance was yesterday." -Richard Feynman
  28. The Brits have it right--limited and focused by elrous0 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I've said it before and I'll say it again: The Brits have the right idea about tight, limited series runs.

    Set out from the get-go to make the show X seasons (preferably 2-5) and end it, especially if the show involves a quest or mystery. American network TV needs to get out of that "milk it for as much money as possible, then cancel it with no resolution as soon as the ratings drop" mentality and realize that they can make a lot more money in the long run if the quality of their shows remains CONSISTENTLY high.

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    1. Re:The Brits have it right--limited and focused by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      Tight, limited series runs from the country that makes Doctor Who? :P

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      Please, for the good of Humanity, vote Obama.
  29. You give them more credit than I do by Anderson+Council · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Old enough to remember watching the original series on TV, I was thrilled with the mini-series, and Season 1 was solid drama with fantastic characterization. Season 2 started strong, but aside from the odd bit of goodness appearing at random, I'd say the show got pretty sketchy after the whole Pegasus thing.

    Making it worse, the entire New Caprica plot line which ended the second season went absolutely nowhere, and the spent the rest of the third season hitting a big red reset button which pretty much rewound us to the point right after the mid-season 2 Pegasus arc. Yippe, I love watching a season and a half of TV where the producers produce random plotlines, and Adama and Rosyln, who had previously been inspired characters, were written as "stupid" and thus even the character drama was removed as well.

    A real shame in my opinion; however, I'm happy to hear the fourth season will be their last. Perhaps that will inspire them to tell an actual story and we'll end up with a decent finish (and I can just go on ignoring all content between mid-season 2 and the final season =).

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    ~AC

    1. Re:You give them more credit than I do by Nerdfest · · Score: 1

      I have a similar opinion, but I think what's really doing the show in for me is that I don't really 'like' any of the characters. Even the best of them are tolerable, with the majority getting more and more devious and 'slimy' each episode, to the point that one of them spontaneously turned into a lawyer (those who with the show will know of whom I speak). Basically, it's a fairly good show that seems to be populated with unlikeable people. I find myself still watching, but mainly in the hopes that something bad will happen to someone I really can't stand.

    2. Re:You give them more credit than I do by Cinnibar+CP · · Score: 1

      I tend to agree, a number of the characters made decisions that violated prior established motivations, the primary offenders being Adama and Rosyln

    3. Re:You give them more credit than I do by master_p · · Score: 1

      I am old enough to remember the original series on TV as well...and I have downloaded it for a 2nd viewing now that I am adult. I also watched the first half of the first season of the new BSG.

      The drama? it was solid. The characterization? shitty. Unreal. Extreme. Oversold.

      Many like BSG because it's not that futuristic. Many have turned their backs to what once was thought as the zenith of sci-fi coolness: phasers, warp drive, transporters, etc.

      BSG succeeded not because it is any good, but because it came at the right time. People got bored of Star Trek preaching the "we are all equal, our purpose is to better ourselves" dogma, and this is because currently the situation is not like that.

      Humanity has taken some step backwards. People don't think about world peace any more, or that they are equal. People don't want the universe to be a well-oiled machine that should be governed with logic and science. People want whatever plays well with their instincts: they want to win no matter what the circumstances are, they want to triumph over whatever they perceive as an obstacle to their perceived 'happiness', and this is reflected on the world situation: rise of religions, rise of polemic rhetoric, rise of conflicts, etc.

      In other words, people said "look, we don't care about this Star Trek bullshit that we all should live happily together, no matter what the differences, that we should protect the environment, etc. We want to dominate, fuck equality, fuck science, fuck human rights, fuck exploitation, fuck work rights, fuck the environment...we don't care, we just want to have a good time."

      And R. Moore got it! and the result was BSG: the most empty sci-fi show I have ever watched! with people constantly fighting between themselves, with no freakin' social message whatsoever, with intrigue dominating the show, with minimal science, with minimal exploration about what the future holds and how humanity should be.

      I am a minority and I know it. I love Star Trek, not because phasers and transporters and warp drive are cool, but because Star Trek gave us something no other show has done: it explored many issues, from what does it mean to be God, to if artificial life has rights, to what it means to be in war, to how alien cultures might be shaped.

      Exploring the universe in a spaceship is not about fighting against the bad guys...which may be fun for a while, but it is empty in the end.

      As a person who has watched 'Darmok', 'measure of a man', etc, I am ashamed that BSG is considered a top show...

  30. Good News by Maltheus · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I was on the fence to whether I'd tune in again after that disastrous season finale. It all came down to whether next season would be it's last or now. If I heard they were going for five seasons, I wasn't gonna bother with the fourth. But now I'd like to see how they're going to finish things up.

    This show had some great moments. Even season 3 had some good ones. Exodus Pt. II was one of the finest hours in TV history. But RDM clearly had no idea of where he wanted to go with this show. Making those people (in the finale) into Cylons, based on a decision made halfway through season 3, just kind invalidated everything that came before to me. And the idea of pulling the lyrics for "All Along the Watchtower" out of the "ethereal mix" that we're all tapped into was just too stupid for me to ever look at this as a good show again (I read that one in an interview). Some people are just blown away by any manufactured twist. I prefer a degree of coherence to my storylines.

    1. Re:Good News by Awperator · · Score: 1

      But RDM clearly had no idea of where he wanted to go with this show.

      Disagree. I wish I had as clear as window into his mind as you do.
      I don't believe any episode in Season 3 was bad. The boxing episode, the day in the life, the sagittaron sickness storyline; those all served to tell a bit of the story, and look into characters lives. Regarding RDM stating that he made those people into Cylons halfway through season 3, I think that was totally acceptable. When making a show that spans multiple seasons, you have to make allowances for the unexpected. What if a crucial cast member got in a car wreck or died? If it was decided a long time ago that this cast member was supposed to be a final five and they built a lot of storyline around him/her, they would be completely screwed, and there would be no end to the bitching. Other factors come into play as well that make those types of decisions perfectly acceptable. Since your tv watching is on such a higher plane than us BSG fans, what may I ask do you watch?

    2. Re:Good News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly, jumping a battlestar int othe atmosphere and burning it all the way down to a few miles of the surface and jumping out is fantastic balls to the wall cool in a sci fi show.

    3. Re:Good News by Maltheus · · Score: 1

      I wish I had as clear as window into his mind as you do.

      Read some of his interviews. All throughout the show he talks about trying to decide where he wants to take it. He tries things, goes down the road for a little while and then tries something else. That may be great for a show like Heroes, but BSG always came with the tag line "and they have a plan." I'm not sure who "they" are, but from what I've seen, it ain't the writers. After seeing the New Caprica internal squabbles among the cylons, I think any plan there may have been has been thrown out the window.

    4. Re:Good News by Maltheus · · Score: 1

      Everyone brings up that scene, and yes it did have me on my feet (literally), but my favorite part of that episode was Tigh and Ellen. That was some really moving stuff.

    5. Re:Good News by Awperator · · Score: 1

      I was being sarcastic. I do listen to all the podcasts and DVD extras.

  31. SPOILER - they reach earth, but... by Stele · · Score: 5, Funny

    Unfortunately, due to a terrible miscalculation of scale, BOTH fleets are eaten by a small dog.

    1. Re:SPOILER - they reach earth, but... by Penguinshit · · Score: 1

      Godsdamnit, I KNEW my wife's Yorkie was up to no good!

    2. Re:SPOILER - they reach earth, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would rawk as an ending. Though they'd have to talk to Douglas Adams' estate to get rights to do it (which seems odd, because its not that original of an idea).

  32. make way by drukawski · · Score: 1

    Now the SciFi channel will have room for Stargate Galaxies, and Stargate: The Next Generation, and Stargate Return of the Jedi, and....

    1. Re:make way by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      Are you fucking kidding me? Stargate is science fiction, and Hammer and Stern are adamant about not having science fiction on the science fiction channel, instead having crappy horror films and wrestling!

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  33. parent is a [show x sucks] troll, but still... by Scrameustache · · Score: 2, Insightful

    it was just some kind of CRAZY hallucination, like Starbuck really being dead! We see her hand on the ejector seat lever.
    There's a Cylon troop transport luring her there.
    She's been declared dead and was saved by a Cylon ship before.
    One of the Leobens is obsessed with getting Starbuck to fall in love with him.
    Her henpit pressure had equalized to the atmospheric level due to the hole in her windshield.
    She holds on to the very last second, and only when her ship breaks apart do we see her throw her brace for it.
    Due to the documentary-style special effects, the shaking camera put her viper at the top of the screen when it explodes.

    It's weird how many people believe what the characters are telling themselves (she's dead, Jim) rather than what the filmmakers are deliberately showing us (stuff the characters don't know, but we were shown requires far more effort in prop making, filming and editing than stuff people say).
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    You can't take the sky from me...

    1. Re:parent is a [show x sucks] troll, but still... by discord5 · · Score: 1

      Due to the documentary-style special effects, the shaking camera put her viper at the top of the screen when it explodes.

      You know, if the pressure can crush a hunk of metal like a beercan, it will crush the human body as well.

      It's weird how many people believe what the characters are telling themselves (she's dead, Jim) rather than what the filmmakers are deliberately showing us

      You're absolutely right. It's weird how people actually want to believe that people die when their ship explodes because of the high pressure, not to mention the fact that perhaps a person with an infatuation for the character who may or may not have been crushed to goo by that very same high pressure is having hallucinations (especially since it seems to be a common theme).

      Quite frankly the writers have the following options:

      1. The cylon ship captured her (as you suggested) and used their inflatomatic 5000 to turn her gooey remains into herself again (think balloonvendor and you're hitting the spot). She then overpowers the 20 toasters on board of said transport, manages to find a map in the cylon computer to earth, meets the a-team on her way back to the galactica, who will build her a new fighter using only a welding torch, a cigar and "a plan" which everyone calls "the jazz". Coincidentally, this "plan" is more of a plan than anything the writers of BSG ever came up with in their combined lifespans.
      2. Kara respawns on earth in good old reincarnation style where they have some form of EFTFTL (Even Faster Than Faster Than Light) Drive allowing her to jump to the galactica as they are about to make a standoff against a small fleet of basestars. The fact that her reincarnated self is exactly as old as her former self can be explained by relativity (please forgive me Albert) and some weird side-effect of this wonderous EFTFTL drive. At this point, that kid that showed up 3 or 4 times in season 1 will come to save the day using particle of the week that cylon ships are defenseless against and all is well with the universe. At 9PM there will be drinks in the officers mess to celebrate the return of reincarnated Starbuck, at 9:30PM secret Cylon band practice as Tigh discovers the rubber band in his underwear can be used as a musical instrument.
      3. 1 word: wormhole. Yes, due to a very local wormhole, Kara gets sucked out of her cockpit just as she's reaching for her ejector lever. While normal matter would not survive this, Kara is of course "special" (or "chosen" whichever you prefer) and lands in some bed on earth without so much as a scratch. She immediatly falls in love with the man currently occupying that bed, who of course after 3 episodes worth of lovemaking kicks her out of his house so hard she's launched into space at such a great velocity she appears right on time for the big fight against the cylons. The cylons decide that this theory is so implausible they give up on the whole "let's find earth for our religion and kill all of mankind"-idea and just jump back home where they will live in peace for as long as their batteries allow them.
      4. Kara is a cylon. Yep, that's right, there weren't the "final 5" cylons, but "final 6". This "error" is because machines start counting at 0 (oh, devious off by one error, how often shall we be the victim of your pranks). As her ship exploded, she is reborn aboard a basestar ship, remembers that her past was actually a hallucination caused by a pointer in her programming pointing to some bad memory, which she interpreted as the drama of her abusive mother dying of cancer. The cylons fix her programming, send her on a mission to once again gain the trust of the BSG crew. The cylons then pretend to be lost as the BSG approaches and clumsily ask directions to the nearest space-gas-station. The female cylon models blame the male cylon models for being stubborn, and the male cylon models blame the female cylon models for not being able to read the frackin' map.
      5. And finall
    2. Re:parent is a [show x sucks] troll, but still... by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Her henpit pressure had equalized to the atmospheric level due to the hole in her windshield.
      She holds on to the very last second, and only when her ship breaks apart do we see her throw her brace for it.
      Due to the documentary-style special effects, the shaking camera put her viper at the top of the screen when it explodes.

      You know, if the pressure can crush a hunk of metal like a beercan, it will crush the human body as well.

      Her viper did not implode, it impacted with a denser atmospheric level of the gas giant. Think of it like a jet hitting the ocean.
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      You can't take the sky from me...

    3. Re:parent is a [show x sucks] troll, but still... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kara is a cylon. Yep, that's right, there weren't the "final 5" cylons, but "final 6".

      Have you seen the 5th Cylon? All we have seen are the 4 cylons who were revealed during the last episode. If she is a Cylon, there are still only 5 in total.

  34. BSG Ending by astrotek · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Spoiler, BSG is nothing more than a Cylon social experiment. The 12 colonies are long dead. The first show led to the death of the humans. All the humans and cylon models are really just computers set up in a situation that happened long ago ( the first show ) to try to see if they can find earth the same way the old humans did if they really believe they are human.

    Zap, theres season 5 6 7. Humans fighting future cylons. Thats the only way the series could possibly continue. New cast and all. With cameos of every character to ever be on bsg.

    1. Re:BSG Ending by WormholeFiend · · Score: 1

      All the humans and cylon models are really just computers set up in a situation that happened long ago ( the first show ) to try to see if they can find earth the same way the old humans did if they really believe they are human.

      Wouldnt that require a lot more resources than just sending out space probes until one of them hits paydirt?

    2. Re:BSG Ending by astrotek · · Score: 1

      I guess you can argue that the matrix sucked because the machines should of been able to go into space for solar power.

  35. future tech by Elfich47 · · Score: 1, Informative

    There are two reasons for the pieces of paper/table top battle mock ups etc: 1. The in story version is because the humans had to restrict the amount of computer networking etc etc etc because of cylon infiltration and network destruction that could occur. So the Battlestar was designed to run 'low tech' and not be able to be infiltrated by the cylons that way. (Also if you want the shiny happy future-go watch Star Trek with all of their touch screen goodness). 2. It is a concession to the viewer. Viewers can relate to having to shuffle paper and push models on a table in order to gain perspective. This is used so the viewers can related to the characters a bit more.

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    1. Re:future tech by jollyreaper · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There are two reasons for the pieces of paper/table top battle mock ups etc: 1. The in story version is because the humans had to restrict the amount of computer networking etc etc etc because of cylon infiltration and network destruction that could occur. So the Battlestar was designed to run 'low tech' and not be able to be infiltrated by the cylons that way. But what happens when the Cylons discover paper? Oh shit! Can you imagine the horror on Adama's face when he's reading a printout and discovers it's really vellum? Cylon skinjob!

      But seriously, that whole "Cylons can haxx0r any network!!!" thing is such bullshit. If you don't have a port open to the outside world, the Cylons are not getting into your network. As it was explained to me by someone who worked on mission-critical military computers, everything is kept KISS. Your fire control system is your fire control system. It isn't on a box running twenty other applications, it's a dedicated system. There's nothing on there but the bare minimum of code required to generate the firing solutions, accept input, and run the display. The scope of the software and size of the codebase is limited enough that you can truly say it's pretty much debugged. Flight control systems are the same way. It's not like the civilian world where all you want is a computer to act as a print server so you have a default Windows install with all sorts of god knows what running in the background. A ship would still have laptops for writing reports, looking at video, pictures, etc, but none of that would be tied into the main mission-critical systems. Look at the space shuttle. You see the mission specialists may have brought along laptops to use in conjunction with their experiments on the mission but the flight control system is still segregated from all of that. With an internet connection to the ground, it would be completely possible for the laptop to catch a virus but it's going no further than the laptop.

      Now I know what some people will say, the real world isn't always logical. We've all heard the story of the US Navy destroyer that had to be towed back to port because NT crashed the propulsion system. http://www.vnunet.com/vnunet/news/2100362/mole-pcw eek-uk-nt-destroyer I'm sure many of us have stories to share about the best standards and practices and the effort put into doing it the other way. But is the point of BSG that humanity is worth saving or that we're so fucking stupid the Cylons deserve to win? I want to watch Vipers blow away Raiders, not see their engines fall off because maintenance was outsourced to the Colonial Vice-President's old company.
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    2. Re:future tech by Abcd1234 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Wow, congrats, you poked a whole in the premise behind made-up technology in a fictional universe. What will be your next trick? A thrilling deconstruction of the infeasibility of humaniform cylons? Maybe an exposition on the impossibility of FTL drives?

    3. Re:future tech by jollyreaper · · Score: 0, Troll

      Wow, congrats, you poked a whole in the premise behind made-up technology in a fictional universe. What will be your next trick? A thrilling deconstruction of the infeasibility of humaniform cylons? Maybe an exposition on the impossibility of FTL drives? Or I could just mock your spelling but that might be a bit dickish.
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    4. Re:future tech by Abcd1234 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Or I could just mock your spelling but that might be a bit dickish.

      Not to mention about as clever as your original post.

    5. Re:future tech by jollyreaper · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Or I could just mock your spelling but that might be a bit dickish. Not to mention about as clever as your original post. No idea who pissed in your Cheerios but I hope they dry out. Have a pleasant day.
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    6. Re:future tech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "But seriously, that whole "Cylons can haxx0r any network!!!" thing is such bullshit. If you don't have a port open to the outside world, the Cylons are not getting into your network. As it was explained to me by someone who worked on mission-critical military computers, everything is kept KISS. Your fire control system is your fire control system. It isn't on a box running twenty other applications, it's a dedicated system."

      Sorry to be insulting...but you really have no idea what the heck you are talking about. And the bit about your buddy being in the military and explaining to you how things work is even worse...because the US military is pretty much the worse when it comes to their computers/networks/IT.

      But i'll bite...

      If you have a battlegroup (battlestar galactica/fighter ships/supply ships/etc) they will need to communicate. Since you can't have 1000000kms of CAT5 you will communicate wirelessly. That means every ship in the fleet is listening to wireless traffic. They simply don't have a choice if they want to be able to communicate. By it's very freaking nature, wireless communication will always be less secure because those waves simply be sniffed right out of the air (or space in this case). Now no matter how good your encryption is, it's always breakable...might take 100000 years to break, but it's breakable.

      So wireless will always be a nice entry point for an attack...especially if you have a whole civilization of robots...which, I assume, pretty much gives you quasi-unlimited computational power.

    7. Re:future tech by jollyreaper · · Score: 1
      I thank you for being more polite than the other guy. Not sure how he gets modded insightful for trolling with me getting modded down for replying but oh well.

      Sorry to be insulting...but you really have no idea what the heck you are talking about. And the bit about your buddy being in the military and explaining to you how things work is even worse...because the US military is pretty much the worse when it comes to their computers/networks/IT. He was a Navy guy involved with destroyers back in the 80's, got into computers once he was out. I have another friend who did some time contracting for Pratt and another friend who worked for a Carlyle Group subsidiary so I know how malfed this stuff gets when you're talking pork barrel contracts. These two were working on JSF and Stryker respectively. Oy vey.

      But i'll bite...

      If you have a battlegroup (battlestar galactica/fighter ships/supply ships/etc) they will need to communicate. Since you can't have 1000000kms of CAT5 you will communicate wirelessly. That means every ship in the fleet is listening to wireless traffic. They simply don't have a choice if they want to be able to communicate. By it's very freaking nature, wireless communication will always be less secure because those waves simply be sniffed right out of the air (or space in this case). Now no matter how good your encryption is, it's always breakable...might take 100000 years to break, but it's breakable. True. In WWII the Japanese felt secure in their cryptography and didn't not rotate their codes as often as they should have. The US was able to read their communications. If the Japanese had rotated their codes or shifted ciphers alltogether, we would have had a more difficult time in the war. And as has been posted here, if you throw enough computers into breaking a code, it will break. The question is, will you break it in enough time to do you any good? Who cares if you find out the enemy is going to attack if you decode it 20 minutes after the attack starts? That right there wasn't a failure of Japanese technology but a failure of practice -- if you don't lock the door, you can't blame the lock when the thief gets in.

      There's a link here describing the data link between Navy ships operating the Aegis system. http://www.fas.org/irp/program/disseminate/tadil.h tm It's a huge chunk of information.

      So wireless will always be a nice entry point for an attack...especially if you have a whole civilization of robots...which, I assume, pretty much gives you quasi-unlimited computational power. Now I know you can get screwed with radio transmissions. We had a big scam going on in this area back in the days of analog cell phones, you'd get people sitting on bridges over the interstate intercepting active cell transmissions so they could be copied onto clone phones. Going to digital and putting a few more goodies in the phone ended that particular scam.

      In a science fiction setting you can speculate about all sorts of weird technology. Maybe there's quantuum entanglement ansibles that nobody can intercept, maybe you have subspace radios or telepathy. In Galactica, they're sticking with stuff that's as close to already existing as possible. So you're talking about frequency-hopping, encrypted traffic, maybe even com lasers between ships in tight formation. If the Cylons are so completely advanced that they can hack through all that and take control of systems immediately, how are they still then even on a level that they're using ships and nuclear bombs? A caveman might imagine a more advanced warrior to have a big-ass flaming sword and a flying chariot but he would have trouble imagining the JDAM dropped on him from a bomber flying too high for him to see it. If the Cylons are that advanced, we should be the cavemen in this example and the show would have ended five minutes after the attack started.

      Anyway, thanks for the reply!
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    8. Re:future tech by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Just for the record, I have no idea why this post is getting modded up...

    9. Re:future tech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to mention about as clever as your original post.

      Owned?

    10. Re:future tech by Arterion · · Score: 1

      Whenever you can explain how to build sentient biological human-androids, FTP engines, and massive spaceships, get back to me on how their computers operate.

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    11. Re:future tech by Wicko · · Score: 1

      Your little rant on a SciFi show is a bit, well, pointless. The whole point of SciFi is that its unrealistic in many aspects, just like you said. Just because a lot of it is similar to current tech or in some way realistic to a point, does not mean it has to stick to it. By your analogy, all these present day action flicks and such should not have unrealistic fights or gadgets. Because, that makes for an exciting movie right? Yawn. Restrictions like hacking their systems and whatnot add complications to the story and thats what will help make a show/movie good.

      On a side note, he got modded funny, because it was a funny post. Thats how things work at slashdot.

    12. Re:future tech by nizo · · Score: 3, Funny
      ...FTP engines...


      I bet if they used SFTP engines instead the cylons would have a harder time hacking into their computers.

    13. Re:future tech by coolgeek · · Score: 2, Funny

      Just for the record, I have no idea why this post is getting modded up... I think the mods are reflecting the common sentiment that you're serving jollyreaper one righteous ass whooping.
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    14. Re:future tech by roystgnr · · Score: 1

      If you don't have a port open to the outside world, the Cylons are not getting into your network.

      Didn't the miniseries plot hang on the fact that the Cylons had used social engineering (i.e. Baltar) to get their Trojan code into stand-alone computer systems? Not only is hacking a non-networked military system plausible enough for fiction, it's happened in real life too.

      Oh, but pay no attention to the jerks telling you that internal consistency isn't important in soft science fiction. I don't care how many of the rules of the real universe you suspend; you still owe it to your audience to make your fantasy universe rational enough for the plot to make sense.

    15. Re:future tech by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

      If you don't have a port open to the outside world, the Cylons are not getting into your network.

      Didn't the miniseries plot hang on the fact that the Cylons had used social engineering (i.e. Baltar) to get their Trojan code into stand-alone computer systems? Not only is hacking a non-networked military system plausible enough for fiction, it's happened in real life [builderau.com.au] too. Yup, and they were somehow able to get the modern vipers working again by rolling back the software update. So it should be possible to patch the Colonial software against the Cylon attack. Having specific vulnerability to Cylon hacking vary according to the plot is just as silly as not keeping count of the vipers and raptors lost in combat. RDM has specifically laughed at Voyager and how it had a neverending supply of fresh and shiny shuttles, no matter how many got pranged. It's those little touches that make a show seem real.

      Oh, but pay no attention to the jerks telling you that internal consistency isn't important in soft science fiction. I don't care how many of the rules of the real universe you suspend; you still owe it to your audience to make your fantasy universe rational enough for the plot to make sense. I do have to laugh at people coming onto Slashdot, a techy/geeky site, entering a discussion about a scifi show and then complaining about geekiness permeating everything. It's like going to a honky tonk bar and complaining about drunk people smoking and listening to country music.

      As for the rules of the universe, I always say "the phrase is 'suspension of disbelief,' not 'hang disbelief by the neck until dead.'"

      Thanks for the kind words.
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    16. Re:future tech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Maybe there's quantuum entanglement ansibles that nobody can intercept, maybe you have subspace radios or telepathy."

      True...but why can't we intercept those either? :) Remember the promise of quantum cryptography? UNCRACKABLE they said.... Well it's barely available and there are already papers out on how to crack it (look up Adir Shamir). My point is that if you send information in a medium you don't control someone will probably figure out how to listen to it. It may not be practical...but it always end up possible...

      http://www.nature.com/news/2007/070423/full/070423 -10.html (for those with a nature subscription)

      "If the Cylons are so completely advanced that they can hack through all that and take control of systems immediately, how are they still then even on a level that they're using ships and nuclear bombs?"

      I'm no physicist, but I think the answer to the nuclear bomb thing is very simple: a nuclear bomb is the strongest explosion you can get (anti-matter bomb that is). E = mc^2...pure mass to energy conversion. Can you say KaBoum? :)

    17. Re:future tech by NJ+Hewitt · · Score: 1

      Actually the energy released in conventional chemical explosives is governed by E=mc^2 too, the spent explosives weigh less than before they exploded. The difference per mole is much smaller than for nuclear explosives, but E=mc^2 is a universal rule and still applies.

    18. Re:future tech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look at the space shuttle. You see the mission specialists may have brought along laptops to use in conjunction with their experiments on the mission but the flight control system is still segregated from all of that. With an internet connection to the ground, it would be completely possible for the laptop to catch a virus but it's going no further than the laptop. Counterexample: look at the international space station. I had read a few years ago about them having a computer fault that knocked out thrusters (not important short-term but needed to maintain orbit long-term), climate control, doors (!), and radio (!!!) so they could not even contact the ground to say this was broken. Luckily, this was only on the US portion only -- the russian side.. they turned one of the submarine-style wheels to open the door to it, hopped on over, and radioed down to say things were fubar.

                As for the map: Umm, a *little* silly, but what would you have with a computer instead of a physical board? For seeing where ships ARE, they already have Draedis. So for some tactical planning computer, really, it'd just be a computerized map that people would touch screeen, mouse, or reach into some 3-d display to drag ships around. This is more or less not going to provide benefits over the physical version. I've spent enough time now with computers, I'm realizing in some cases, if I have a computer that waits for an input, then responds to the input by turning a connected item on or off, I've just spent $20-$200 to build a light switch.

                As a practical matter, one other reason for things being SO low tech (not even touchtone phones, for instance.) is also just so everything doesn't look TOTALLY different from the original series. 8-)

                As for the comment about wanting to just watch people blast Cylons versus having an engine drop off, well, that's actually one of the things I like about this show. It's not all idealized like Star Trek.. things'll break due to rust, poor maintenance, people going on strike, etc. To me, it's like seeing what'd REALLY happen under these conditions, instead of what'd happen in some idealized alternate reality. I mean, Star Trek style (without the stuff breaking etc.), they'd find out about the Cylon attack, fly around for a while talking about how much they all love each other, replicating all the chairs, rooms, food, liquor, drugs, and cigarettes they need (so no sense of feeling they're having trouble surviving), and come up with some mega-phaser, time travel trick, or virus (normal or computer) to wipe out the Cylons in one shot. Yeah.
    19. Re:future tech by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      I'm no physicist, but I think the answer to the nuclear bomb thing is very simple: a nuclear bomb is the strongest explosion you can get

      Ahhh... no. Even in fusion bombs, which are the most powerful explosions created by mankind, the energy released, while due to mass-energy conversion, is only in the difference between the mass of the reactants, and the mass of the products. The point being, in neither fission nor fusion devices, is there complete "mass to energy conversion", and the amount of energy released is no where near that of, say, a matter/anti-matter explosion.

  36. This whole season sucked IMO. by nlinecomputers · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The entire "New Caprica" plot line was pointless if you asked me. Everything in it was predictable with no real insight into the characters and avoiding any real issues. For Example, We never got to see Baltar act as the President on his own. For all the Cylons actions we never really got any insight on WHY they are doing what they are doing. They turned the cylons "with a plan" into simple thugs being brutal just to be brutal.

    Frankly for me the show has never lived up to what Season One produced. The show had direction then, to me it lacks it now.

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    1. Re:This whole season sucked IMO. by rbanffy · · Score: 1

      One of the things I learned with great sci-fi is that setting events in the distant future (or past, or just a plain distant place) and putting some spaceships, aliens and ray-guns allows the author to tell a profound story while still being interesting to the general public whose attention span equals the one of a mosquito.

    2. Re:This whole season sucked IMO. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What did you expect? The entire series sucked ass. Everything from the no name actors to the obnoxiously shaky "Blair Witch" handheld camcorder look and the plastic CGI.

      Such a disappointment, especially after they mangled the original storyline. Now instead of the bleak outlook of a "rag tag" fleet fleeing the Cylon tyranny, we have a mixed group of goobers and wannabe CK models who bitch and whine about their personal lives. You might as well be watching a housewife soap opera.

    3. Re:This whole season sucked IMO. by Dasher42 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I disagree. If anything, you saw the Cylons running up against their own limitations and becoming confused. You had your hardliners and your doves, and even the doves were showing a level of arrogance that screamed "white man's burden". It was a change, and it wasn't what was visible before, and ultimately, it seems to me that we have a plan in action, but it's not as clear as it was when the Cylons were operating as machines. Far as I'm concerned, the overall story is still quite strong and the storyteller deserves a chance to make things unfold when and where he chooses, after which we can judge it. It's certainly good enough in the meanwhile.

  37. The Cylon God by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    The show is a non-stop Deus Ex Machina. No shit, Sherlock.
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  38. and they have a plan by Shivetya · · Score: 1

    While we all know the Cylons "have a plan" I began to wonder about the writers. People became to dysfunctional for my tastes and the finale where they were singing the same song was just to hokey.

    I really liked the show, but this last season wrapped around Kara was too predictable, it more Saturday morning show than anything else.

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  39. Beets, Bears, Battlestar Galactica by Blitzshlag · · Score: 0, Troll

    "Do you watch Battlestar Galactica?"

    "No"

    "No? Then you're an idiot."

  40. Don't feed the... by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    all the cast members could listen to some Jimi Hendrix music and decide that they're [SPOILER IN CAPS]

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  41. Re:Good riddance by Nitack · · Score: 1

    this is flaimbait, please some one mod it down. If it sucked so much you would not have wasted your time writing here. Your just a troll. Personally, I think the show is great. Nothing beats the episode where they liberate New Caprica. Galactica intentionally free falling to launch fighters and jumping out at the last minute, priceless!

  42. MOD PARENT UP. by nlinecomputers · · Score: 1

    I have to agree. IMO Season One was almost perfect. Season Two bounced back and forth some good and some bad and then they hit New Caprica and the whole show collapsed.

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    1. Re:MOD PARENT UP. by deanoaz · · Score: 1

      At one point during the New Caprica bit I deleted an episode right in the middle of watching it and said I was done with the show for good. I gave in later and started watching again and it has never gotten as bad again, so I'm happy.

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    2. Re:MOD PARENT UP. by nlinecomputers · · Score: 1

      Really?

      You must of missed the killer doctor episode, the we are stuck in the airlock episode, the boxing episode, or the lets let our spy escape and hope he can manage to kill Adama while everyone forgets the military realities of a spy mission episode. Yeah, it got better.

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    3. Re:MOD PARENT UP. by deanoaz · · Score: 1

      There are some episodes saved that I haven't watched yet, I admit.

      Not because I don't want to, it's just that I have to coordinate it with my spouse and we both have to be in the mood, and all that.

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    4. Re:MOD PARENT UP. by masdog · · Score: 1

      Dude...its BSG, not sex.

    5. Re:MOD PARENT UP. by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 1

      Yeap, same here. I said fuck it after a couple of new caps. I had better things to do, looking at porn and masturbation for one. I had no intention of watching season 3 but I didn't take it off the tivo so it got snarped up.

      In a fit of bordom I watched it fuck that rocked. I was back into bsg. After about the 3rd or 4th episode I couldn't take it any more. I watched the rest of the season in FF mode. Tvio it, hit FF and stop the tivo when things look interesting. I could compress 45 mins in to about 15 min with most of the content intacted.

      I just said to a friend there is two ways they can end this. It will ether rock or is will suck major honking monkey ass. I hope for the former but I'm just betting there is a monkey out there with a soon to be sore ass.

      Personally I would rather them spend the entire seasons budget on half a dozen outstanding episodes, and shit can the rest. Don't even bother with them. Maybe season 4 could be a miniseries two or three 2 hour movies.

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    6. Re:MOD PARENT UP. by Abcd1234 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Dude...its BSG, not sex.

      Leave the poor guy alone, he's married. BSG is as close as he's gonna get...

    7. Re:MOD PARENT UP. by Clock+Nova · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm probably the lone dissenter here, but aside from the doctor episode, every one of those episodes you mentioned was fantastic. I particularly liked the boxing epidode; I thought it gave some wonderful character insights. I don't know what you guys are looking for in a sci-fi drama. Maybe you just like stuff to blow up. As far as I'm concerned, season three was damn near flawless.

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    8. Re:MOD PARENT UP. by IHateEverybody · · Score: 1

      I tend to agree. Except for the killer doctor episode, which was fairly cliched. I liked the episodes on the previous poster's list of "bad" episodes. No show is perfect, and BSG did make its share of filler episodes in season three but I found myself enjoying most of those episodes anyway. You don't need for stuff to blow up every episode -- at least I don't.

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    9. Re:MOD PARENT UP. by Belgand · · Score: 1

      I'm in the same boat actually and it often does take that much longer to watch shows than it probably would for me to just watch them if I was living alone.

      Dude...its BSG, not sex.

      I know, she's always in the mood for BSG. Typically three or four episodes in a row.

    10. Re:MOD PARENT UP. by Belgand · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Personally, I didn't like the Boxing episode. It felt tacked-on and weak.

      The greater problem with many of these character episodes (and Lost's third season had much the same problem, but even worse, even including dragging the cast off to a secondary location for most of the first half of the season) is that they don't actually do a good job of developing characters.

      In my mind a character is best developed naturally by letting us see how the character acts and reacts to events that move the plot forward. Don't drag things down by setting aside time for a special episode to show how a past event made the character into the person they are today. Show us a present event that informs us of their past, show us a present event that obviously changes the character and will affect them into the future.

      I watch a show for the plot. The characters need to be interesting and well-developed, but not at the expense of moving the plot foward. A show that increasingly becomes just about characters and developing them is like a role-playing game where you just create characters and devise elaborate backstories for them without ever having them actually go on adventures. A pointless form of dramatic masturbation.

      The first season seemed to get this better than the third season did. For an off-the-top-of-my-head example take "33". When Adama has to give the order to destroy the civilian ship it reveals a lot about his character. It gives us a chance to have a brief interlude into events that occurred in the past as well. At the same time though it's also a tense, dramatic event that deals with the plot and establishes and embellishes the tone and setting of the show. A show composed largely of flashbacks to Adama having to make a similar decision in the past while he agonizes over what to do in the present wouldn't have had the same impact and would have taken us out of the plot.

      I have the feeling that the latter has become increasingly common as the way to deal with these character developments. Hopefully we can move back to the former.

  43. I post a variant of that by wiredog · · Score: 1

    to every BSG discussion...

  44. Wild Speculation by Khammurabi · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If I were a writer, I'd have the following plotlines going on:

    Wild Guess #1
    The 4 cylons who were "activated" in the season 3 finale try to kill Hera, while continuing to enable Galactica to locate Earth (ultimately with the goal to obliterate it). The reasoning could be that the 4 were activated to "correct" the pro-human behavior that the cylons have been exhibiting, and keep the cylon goal of human extermination on track. Each of the 4 has risen to a unique position of power that allows them to enable the humans on their quest for Earth, and gives them direct insight into cylon-human relations. The 4 would essentially be considered a planned countermeasure to insure the initial cylon groupthink.

    Wild Guess #2 (Warning: Season 3 Spoiler)
    Chief Tyrol's child may not actually be his. If it was his child, it would mean that there are two hybrid human-cylons that exist. If it is his child, and the 4 are actually attempting to kill Hera, it's likely that the Chief's child would also meet the same fate. If it actually isn't the Chief's child, it'd make an interesting episode to see how Tyrol reacts to it.

    Wild Guess #3
    There's still one last cylon model unaccounted for. My guess would be that this cylon is likely the one tasked with destroying Earth, and will likely not reveal him or herself until the final episodes.

    Endings

    Cool Ending #1:
    They get to Earth, they find it's the cylon homeworld, and that they're all actually cylons. The truth is that the cylons successfully exterminated the human race thousands of years ago. The entire 12 colonies and the human-cylon struggle was an experiment (possibly one of many) that the cylons did to attempt to become "more human", and to attempt to understand what the human race went through the when the cylons succeeded the first time. They proceed to design and plan the next version of the experiment, to send out another 12 colonies to repeat the experiment. (It would explain why both humans and cylons both arrived at the temple when the supernova was going to blow, 'cause they were programmed to. It would also explain why baltar sees the cylon and occasionally "knows" things.)

    Cool Ending #2:
    They arrive at Earth, which is technologically advanced and populated by humans. The Earth humans reveal that the entire Battlestar contingent are actually all cylons (or the Earth humans just refuse to accept that they're human). The Earth humans essentially say, "This isn't the first time you cylons have tried to destroy Earth. Now all of you shoo (or we'll blast you), and stop trying to use our myths of the 12 lost colonies to obliterate our planet." (Alt Twist: The Battlestar crew is believed to be who they say they are, the last cylon activates and obliterates the race.)

    Lame Ending:
    They arrive at Earth, which is populated by humans, cylons and hybrids (or the remains of such a society is found), which magically causes the tension between the cylons and humans to dissappear and they live happily ever after.

    1. Re:Wild Speculation by WormholeFiend · · Score: 1

      You know what I would like?

      The RTF arrives in the solar system, but find that Earth is now an asteroid belt with large chunks of the Moon in the middle.

      The 13th tribe relocated to another planet (or moon of Saturn or Jupiter).

      Whereas the 12 colonies created toasters to make life easier on the colonies, the 13th tribe chose to genetically modify its population to adapt to its new environment.

      Or something similar.

      My theory is based on the fact that the BSG writers have taken a lot of current issues (terrorism, war in Iraq, abortion, religious rights, etc.) and turned them into plot points for their show.

    2. Re:Wild Speculation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think they will find Earth as it is today.

      The Terran society reverted back to the stone age thousands of years ago for some reason, perhaps due to political or religious reasons. Since they forgot about their history, everything started "from scratch". My guess is that most of the people who wanted high tech lives, lived on the other planets while the ones stuck here on earth wanted to live in pact with nature.

      The Cylons see that the terrans are "pure" because they don't have the same level of technology like they do, so they decide to learn from them and live in harmony.

  45. Contains S03 ending spoilers by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    Given what happpend in the season 3 finale, it's obvious that the Cylons have had contact with Earth already. Ok, er, spoiler, and
    HELLO, Kara's destiny is to find Earth. The Cylons have her AND superior FTL technology. They made it to the musical nebulae before the others and used Kara and whatever clue is to be found there to get to the end of the trail.
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    1. Re:Contains S03 ending spoilers by BlackSnake112 · · Score: 1

      Isn't Kara 'dead'? Wait she is a cylon, so she just downloaded into a new body. Kara is the final cylon.

    2. Re:Contains S03 ending spoilers by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Isn't Kara 'dead'? Nope.
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  46. turn it off by hunky-d · · Score: 0

    There's such a big world out there if you just turn off the damn television. You'll live, really.

    1. Re:turn it off by rossifer · · Score: 1

      You don't quite understand. I disconnected my TV to have more time for reading, hobbies, projects, etc. No antenna, no cable, no power. I love my house without a TV.

      I still download BSG and watch it on my computer because it is so wonderfully entertaining. I also buy the DVD's because the team deserves some of my money for such a creative enterprise.

      The TV remains unplugged.

    2. Re:turn it off by hunky-d · · Score: 0

      sounds like you get it. I'm not as pure as I may have sounded - I read a couple political blogs and hence sometimes watch the Colbert and Stewart clips they link to since the 'real' news shows can't seem to be very honest or accurate. And of course I watch the occasional DVD or tape movie (my choice - not what I'm fed) once or twice a month. For many folks, having a TV around makes it too easy to get sucked into mind numbing dribble which robs them of who they could be otherwise. I would like to see a movement away from it - then maybe we could all become a bit smarter.

  47. Good News, Everyone! by CheeseburgerBrown · · Score: 1

    1) This is good because, as many have mentioned, going out on a high note is far preferable to shrivelling into unadultered guano before calling it quits. Besides, the sooner they kill it the sooner someone else can "reimagine" it a generation later if we honestly find the concept that compelling.

    2) The success of BSG has taught the Sci-Fi Channel some good lessons, and we can hope such lessons are applied as they develop new properties, thereby giving them an edge in the race to suck less.

    3) I'm arranging to have my own scifi project pitched to the Sci-Fi Channel in the near future. A hole in the schedule means a potential opportunity!

  48. All of this has happened before, and will again by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    Earth is the 13th colony of Cobol...


    So that's where all those old programmers went after Y2K!

    Actually, the Cylons and colonials will reach earth in 2009, and the programmer Lords of Cobol will destroy the Cylons with their clock-fu and move to the other planet to restart the cycle ;-)
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  49. That's what I'm hoping for! by SilverJets · · Score: 1

    I'd like to see the Battlestar Galactica and the rest of the fleet jump in close to Earth and find it completely destroyed by a nuclear war that happened 5 years earlier. No signs of any life and the planet is completely uninhabitable. Then immediately before the credits role, have 10 Cylon Base Stars jump in right behind and show them launching every raider and missle they have towards the fleet.

    Now THAT would be a cool ending to a show.

  50. BS by dcollins · · Score: 1

    "The show was always planned with a definite beginning, middle and end, unlike many other sci-fi shows and dramas."

    Oh, that's complete bullshit. The show's plotting has lurched like a drunken sailor from the pilot setup through various seasons. You can even hear on the DVD commentaries how much they had to change plans as soon as they blew half the season's the budget on the initial prison-ship episode, etc.

    Someone must have figured out that this is good marketing mantra when you announce a final season to persuade people it's not just because your story is deflating with a big farty-sound. All of a sudden everyone fantasy series is claiming this: Babylon 5, Lost, Battlestar, etc.

    To summarize: Total bullshit.

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    1. Re:BS by the+phantom · · Score: 3, Informative

      Babylon 5 does not belong on that list. The show was planned for five seasons. Fox announced that they were canning it at the beginning of the fourth season, so the last two seasons were written into season four, then the show was moved to another network for a fifth season. The fourth season was, arguably, the best. The fifth season was not nearly as good, but you cannot blame the show being canceled when it was on the fifth season, as it had already been announced, before the season started, that the fifth season would be the last.

    2. Re:BS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to mention the five-year arc was touted from the beginning. And it never had ratings -- my understanding is Ted Turner's love of the show was the only thing keeping it on the air.

  51. That leaves only one question: by uradu · · Score: 1

    What the frack does the term "season" mean anymore nowadays, when a show goes off the air for the better part of a year, and new "seasons" can start pretty much randomly at any time of the year? I'm lost...

    1. Re:That leaves only one question: by Omestes · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Season = future DVD set, natch.

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  52. RDM Never Said He Had It All Planned Out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've never posted a slashdot comment until now. You people are so silly, really. If you don't see you good shows like Battlestar Galactica and LOST are compared to... well, EVERY OTHER SHOW, then it must suck to be you. I won't talk about how ridiculously awesome the last half of season 3 of LOST was, I get the feeling most people here gave up on it when the mainstream press told you to, but I will make a comment about BSG. Ron Moore has never claimed to have a "grand plan." He believes that the best TV is made up as you go. Anyone who's listened to his podcasts will know that his plans for the show changes all the time. He knows the story has an end, but reserves the right to change that to something better! Stephen King has also talked about how stupid it is to plan something before you right it. Moore is talking BSG on the course that the story dictates. How are any of you berating him for deciding the story is over? He doesn't want a repeat of ST:TNG's 7th season, where the writers had run out of ideas. You people are probably the same ones who don't like the latest Sopranos, because it doesn't have enough violence or whatever. Wait a minute. This is the same place that liked crap like Stargate and Farscape. This is news for nerds, I guess. Maybe I'm not a nerd. (PS - I could care less if there are any spelling mistakes in this entry.)

  53. Hope they milk it by PhotoGuy · · Score: 1

    Specifically, I hope they milk the series, by releasing a special edition DVD set, remastered removing the shakey cam. I so desperately wanted to watch the new series, but just am unable to, due to the distraction of the overly artsy and pretentious and unnecessary shakeycam use. This is one technique I hope dies, and if there's one positive to be seen in the demise of this series, it's one less use of shakeycam.

    It should be the drama and actions in the show that make me turn my head and make my eyes dart around, not the spasmodic camera operator. Sigh... (I'm ready to form an advocacy group for elimination of shakeycam, heavy plastic packaging, and christmas toys packaging involving plastic ties and milliones of twist ties.)

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    1. Re:Hope they milk it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You do realize that the shakycam basically ended two seasons ago, right?

    2. Re:Hope they milk it by PhotoGuy · · Score: 1

      You do realize that the shakycam basically ended two seasons ago, right?

      Well, not being able to follow the series, because of the annoyance, ummmm, my answer is "no." I'm actually quite sad the series is going off the air now, if the later and future shows are in non-shakeycam. Dammit.

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  54. It's good by wolf369T · · Score: 0

    I have no ideea about the old Battlestar Galactica, I was to little back then and it was only aired on German chanells (Sat1), who like to double the voices so that i can't understand a word. I've been watching modern Battlestar Galactica since the miniseries. I was thrilled. The first season was awsome. It was maybe the only true SF series since Star Trek (please, don't give me headaches about Stargate and Babylon Five, I have much interesting dreams at night that those series). On the second season, my pleasure watching Battlestar Galactica dropped a little and I find the third season worst and painfull to watch. Almost transforming itself into a space-soap-opera (stay tuned for more in Caprica - the series). But I continued watching it, becuase of curiosity.
     
    Finding out that the forth season will be the latest one, it means all the wires will be connected. It should be a nice season. I hope they don't make a loose ending for some spin-off BSG-2 series, in a few years (although Caprica - the series is coming, oh boy...). I would like to know what happens to all the stories and characters. It's nice to know when to stop. BSG producers did. I applaud them and wait for the latest advetures of Adama and friends. Unlike Star Trek, BSG is a huuuge movie, which deserve a defined and clear ending. I'll bet they will have huge ratings on the last episode. It's a little sad to know it ends, but it's the right thing to do.

  55. Ok but... by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

    what about Pegasus then? How did it manage to survive? It was a modern ship and yet seemed to have networked computers. Clearly they managed to secure their networks because they survived encounters with the Cyclons.

    1. Re:Ok but... by saforrest · · Score: 4, Informative

      what about Pegasus then? How did it manage to survive? It was a modern ship and yet seemed to have networked computers. Clearly they managed to secure their networks because they survived encounters with the Cyclons.

      They survived because they made a random FTL jump to the middle of nowhere and had time to figure out what went wrong (i.e. Six's virus in Baltar's program). They had also already been tipped off to the fact that something was wrong with their computers by the fact that the rest of the fleet had been slaughtered.

      As implausible events go in BSG, the explanation here is one of the most sensible.

    2. Re:Ok but... by sconeu · · Score: 1

      I believe it was stated that Pegasus was shut down in drydock, and that they barely got the ship up and running to escape.

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    3. Re:Ok but... by The+Breeze · · Score: 1

      Correct. Admiral Cain stated that all computers on the Pegasus were offline while they were in drydock, which was why a. they were never infiltrated and b. why they had to do the FTL jump blind - the ship was literally being taken apart for maintenance when the Cylons attacked attacked and they had no navigation computer ready to go.

    4. Re:Ok but... by amabbi · · Score: 2, Informative

      what about Pegasus then? How did it manage to survive? It was a modern ship and yet seemed to have networked computers. Clearly they managed to secure their networks because they survived encounters with the Cyclons.

      Why not watch the show? They explain all of this.

      Gaius Baltar devised a brilliant new command and navigation program that was installed on all computers in the fleet. Six put in a backdoor in this program that allowed Cylons to r00t the new system and disable them. That's why the entire Colonial Fleet was sitting ducks, except for Galactica (because the "Old Man" refused to have the network computers needed to run the new software) and Pegasus (which was being refit and hadn't had the new software installed yet).

      In other words, Watch The Fucking Show.

    5. Re:Ok but... by stoicfaux · · Score: 1

      Pegasus was in drydock for upgrades at the time of the attack. Ensign Ro, err Commander Cain stated that she lost a large chunk of her crew who were off ship and were killed. The implication is that the Pegasus didn't receive any of the virus vulnerable upgrades.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battlestar_Pegasus
    6. Re:Ok but... by gmb61 · · Score: 1

      Actually, it was Admiral Cain, which is something she never let Commander Adama forget...

    7. Re:Ok but... by indigomourning · · Score: 1

      Pegasus was going into drydock. The majority of the system was offline when the Cylons attacked. Admiral Caine then had the Network dismantled. I'm reminded of Galaxy Quest. Did anybody WATCH the show?

  56. Reference. by CF4L · · Score: 1

    Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

  57. Am I detecting a jab... by Weaselmancer · · Score: 1

    ...at Star Wars?

    The show was always planned with a definite beginning, middle and end, unlike many other sci-fi shows and dramas.

    Methinks so!

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  58. Makes sense, in a way by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Someone here told me that most sci-fi shows reflect reality to some extent when I argued that I didn't like the show from the moment when they introduced "human cylons" that act like sleepers who could attack from within without warning and that I don't enjoy it when my shows have too much "realism". Especially when it feels like propaganda that way.

    Well, maybe we're back to propaganda. After all, it's easier to fight an enemy if he's just portrayed as "evil", with no plan or reason to his actions. If the enemy is just evil, he is easier to fight. I mean, nothing's easier and more heroic than fighting plain evil.

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    1. Re:Makes sense, in a way by maxume · · Score: 1

      It's just bad management of the writing process. The ooooh, let's take it in this direction way that BSG has been written makes it a lot weaker than it could have been, had their actually been an arc to follow.

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    2. Re:Makes sense, in a way by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      I think you're going to LOVE the final episode.

        Starbuck and Apollo are faced with having to leave New Caprica for Earth. Before doing so, they decide to take Adama's private viper to meet with Col. Tighe and Kramer, for one "last hurrah". Unfortunately, Kramer causes engine troubles by hopping up and down on the viper while trying to get water out of his ears, nearly killing the four friends in a crash. Upon what looks to be their final moments of life, Apollo reveals he cheated in "The Contest", and Col. Tighe tells Starbuck "I've always loved you", but the pilot manages to steady the plane, so Tighe awkwardly finishes his comment by adding "-nited Airlines." They make an emergency landing in the small, fictional town of Latham, Massachusetts.
      While killing time in Latham, waiting for the plane to be repaired, they witness an overweight man getting carjacked at gunpoint. Instead of helping him, they crack jokes about his size while Kramer films it all on his camcorder, then they proceed to walk away. The victim notices this, and tells the reporting officer. The four main characters are then taken into custody for violating the Good Samaritan law that requires bystanders to help out in such a situation. The most serious violation punishment in the real world would be a mere $2500 fine, meaning the writers exaggerated the consequences of the offense.
      A lengthy trial ensues, bringing back many characters from past shows as character witnesses testifying against the group for their "selfish" acts from throughout the series. The Virgin, the low-talker, the Bubble Boy, Babu Bhatt, Six, the Soup Nazi, the Chief, George Steinbrenner, Boomer, Susan Ross' doctor from the night she died, the overweight man who was carjacked, and several others are called to the witness stand, among many more enemies and acquaintances. Attorney Jackie Chiles defends them with the defence that the witnesses are just trying to settle scores with the four and are really exaggerating, that the four did not want to get shot by the criminal, and even Apollo's father (played by Edward James Olmos) tries to get them released by offering to have sex with the judge. The four are found guilty, and sentenced to a year in prison, with Judge Arthur Vandelay (Art Vandelay - Apollo's fictitious alter ego) proclaiming: "I can think of nothing more fitting than for the four of you to spend a year removed from society so that you can contemplate the manner in which you have conducted yourselves. I know I will."

      Read more here: Secret surprise ending for Battlestar Galactica

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  59. Now wouldn't that be funny? by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Funny

    If they land on the planet, exhausted from battle and hoping to find a new home, only to get a snarled "The boat's full, we don't want any more aliens to steal our jobs".

    Now that would be a way to end it with a bang!

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  60. Please promise they won't find Earth. Please! by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    If they do, we'll soon see another crappy spin-off series that uses stock footage to pad the lame down-on-earth plots written around the footage, like we already had to suffer with TOS BSG.

    Please, for all that is holy, by the Lords of Kobol, promise me we won't have to endure this again. No human being should be subjected to such horror twice.

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  61. Given what happened to B5 in S5... by otis+wildflower · · Score: 1

    ... Maybe 4 seasons is the charm?

    Babylon 5 suffered in season 5 quite a bit, the whole psi war was weak IMO. Granted, that's in comparison to seasons 3 and 4, which few scifi shows in history can hope to do. And yeah, maybe stuff was pulled into S4 because of the ever-present fear of cancellation, but still.

  62. I for one welcome our robotic underwear model by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    overlords, and volunteer for research into human-cyborg relations of an intimate kind.

    Hurry, only one season left!

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  63. slashdotter smarter than the father of numbers? by Scrameustache · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Making those people (in the finale) into Cylons, based on a decision made halfway through season 3, just kind invalidated everything that came before to me. And the idea of pulling the lyrics for "All Along the Watchtower" out of the "ethereal mix" that we're all tapped into was just too stupid for me 1- Just because they think they're cylons doesn't mean they're cylons.
    2- You just called Pythagoras "too stupid for you".
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    1. Re:slashdotter smarter than the father of numbers? by Maltheus · · Score: 1

      1- Just because they think they're cylons doesn't mean they're cylons.

      Yeah it does. RDM confirmed it. I didn't mind the finale so much when I saw it, because I assumed that they obviously weren't Cylons. It was too absurd. But then I read RDMs comments and the comments of the composer who was told to make Watchtower sound like something a Caprican singer might come up with independently out of the "ethereal mix," and that did it for me.

      2- You just called Pythagoras "too stupid for you".

      Perhaps not stupid, but he was a fringe cult nut-job. Most sensible people dismiss his mystic/occult side, except possibly for RDM and a large chunk of California.

    2. Re:slashdotter smarter than the father of numbers? by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      RDM confirmed it.
      [...]
      Most sensible people dismiss his mystic/occult side, except possibly for RDM and a large chunk of California. RDM also confirmed that Kara was dead dead dead. Guess what, genius, the writers are protecting their spoilers. Now, say it with me: I won't confuse the canon with the hype.

      And as far as the mystic/occult stuff, that's a big part of the whole Galactica: Visions, prophecies, destinies, gods, etc. If you're too sensible for it, don't watch it, and don't troll the threads about it.
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    3. Re:slashdotter smarter than the father of numbers? by Maltheus · · Score: 1

      RDM also confirmed that Kara was dead dead dead.

      No he didn't, that's why her return had such little impact for most. RDM made it quite clear that Kara would be back in "some form." We still don't know what form has been presented to us, she may even in fact be dead. But RDM was very ambiguous about it from the moment that ep aired so there was no surprise there.

      And as far as the mystic/occult stuff, that's a big part of the whole Galactica: Visions, prophecies, destinies, gods, etc.

      You're right, I've come to recognize that this is the case. But it was always the weakest part of the show to me. Early on, I assumed all of that was related to cylon implants (in the case of Baltar) or that maybe Roslin was a cylon (explaining her visions). That assumption made it an interesting science fiction story to me. It's still possible that my earlier assumptions are correct (based on how religion was handled in DS9), but I now suspect that you are correct in that the show is as goofy as it seems. Coming from the town that brought us scientology, it must all seem downright credible to them.

    4. Re:slashdotter smarter than the father of numbers? by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      RDM also confirmed that Kara was dead dead dead.

      No he didn't Yes he did, at great lengths, in the relevant podcast. Kept saying how the cast was in shock, everyone was sad Katee was leaving the show, etc, etc, etc.
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    5. Re:slashdotter smarter than the father of numbers? by ucblockhead · · Score: 1

      Aristotle was smart. Smarter than me. Aristotle thought the sun revolved around the earth. Thinking the sun revolved around the earth now would be stupid for me. 'dI hope too stupid for you as well.

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    6. Re:slashdotter smarter than the father of numbers? by Maltheus · · Score: 1

      Well then you're the only one in the BSG community who wasn't debating (the day after she died) what "form" she'd be back in, based on RDMs interviews. I guess hundreds of us (on the aicn talkback) must have misunderstood him when he said she'll be back. Oh wait...

    7. Re:slashdotter smarter than the father of numbers? by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Aristotle was smart. Smarter than me. Aristotle thought the sun revolved around the earth. Thinking the sun revolved around the earth now would be stupid for me. 'dI hope too stupid for you as well. Did he also think a spaceship could make an FTL jump? Because actually thinking that now would be stupid too.
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  64. OK, Mod me down.... by sconeu · · Score: 1

    Cylons: How are you gentlemen? All your base are belong to us!

    [note, I started the process with the No Karma Bonus checkbox]

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  65. Nu' uh.. by Svenne · · Score: 1

    The final cylon is of course, Number Johnny 5.

    Number 5 is alive!

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  66. Cost management, of course by ishmalius · · Score: 1

    Along the same lines as not having the Cylons in disco-chrome shells, it is far cheaper to buy some props at Toys R Us than to hire someone to do CG special effects.

  67. Mixed feelings. by A_Non_Moose · · Score: 1

    Similar to another poster, yes I was miffed about Rome and Deadwood ending and now BSG.

    Rome ended well, IMO and maybe could have gone on for 1/2 a season...maybe.

    Deadwood...big GRRRRR... so much was left hanging and much more to see that 1 or 2 more seasons would
    have been a cake walk...well worth the DVD set purchases. Instead !CHOP! that's it, no more soup^W
    Swiggen for YUO! (Swiggen...still cracsk me up. anyway)

    BSG is somewhere in between, with season 1: fantastic. Season 2: orgasmic. Season3: rag tag fleet part2.

    Season 3, IMO had s1 and s2 to live up to, but neither failed nor succeeded completely.

    Let me 'splain:
    More drama, less cylons. so-so.

    Characters had more history and backstory (military -> civilian -> back to .mil) and all the problems
    and impediments associated with the transition and back. Difficult, some episodes did it well, some not so much.

    The survivors were a 'family' because of surviving. Now families with the family and the motivations,
    loyalties and interactions became overly complex. Yeah, that lead to the dreaded love quadrangle, because
    it could have been solved in 1/2 and episode's time over a few episodes, but *IT DRAGGED ON for 3 or 4*.
    "As the Battlestar turns", indeed. I just kept thinking "Would someone please shoot/stab/fuck someone else
    and move the hell on!". Overall, a big "MEH".

    Missed, or maybe saved for later, opportunities: The Baltar+Chip-Six interaction with Caprica(Six)+ChipBaltar.
    Comedy effing gold right there. When ChipBaltar (the one in Caprica's head/imagination) was introduced I'd
    not laughed so hard in a while just because of his demeanor and expressions (priceless).
    Never happened. Tigh got decked by CapricaSix, which was worth a "woohoo" and a "daaaammn" and made the
    season worth the price for an episode alone, never happened.
    (Dr Who, season 2, Daleks vs Cybermen...the trash-talk scene had me in tears. 80 bucks for season2 and I
    didn't bat an eye).

    Loss of Lucy Lawless/her desecnt into madness, Final Five, the cylon-girl-in-the-tank who steers the ship,
    boxed cylons (be interesting if boxed cylons were the one's projecting themselves to Caprica/Baltar, it
    would explain a lot). Story arcs that just ended/went nowhere to the disappointment of many.

    It comes down to: previous 2 seasons of awesome, boring arcs that got explored at length, exciting arcs that ended
    too soon, got ignored or are in the making and a big lack of explosions/cylons/cylon plan in the beginning of
    season 3, and eventually some "pulling it out of the fire" writing toward the end.
    Mixture of "Holy Shit" and "WTF?" best describes S3.

    Season 4?: Won't know until we get there, but if it can make me want to put in the DVDs, starting with the pilot,
    then they've made TV on par/above Rome/Deadwood, IMO.

    That's saying a lot. I think they can do it when focused, hell s1, s2 and s3.5 proved that.

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  68. Like every other Sci-Fi series before it by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 1

    the serious will end, but Hollywood will continue to make movies of it, like the "Star Trek" series.

    I am guessing that they will have a show on the Adamas before Caprica was invaded by Cylons like one hundred years before or something. Sort of like the Enterprise series being before the original Star Trek. There can still be a series based on BSG, but it might have different characters, and might be a prequel. I think the new BSG series will end and then spin off into a few movies before they decide to call it quits.

    I recall FarScape ended and then they did a movie of it, but it ended up on the Sci Fi Channel instead of the theatres. Firefly ended up as the Serenity movie. So why wouldn't the tradiation continue after the BSG series ends in season four?

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    1. Re:Like every other Sci-Fi series before it by digitalhermit · · Score: 1

      BSG: Atlantis - A lost colony of Capricans made it to Earth long before...

      BSG: DS9 - A colony of Capricans find a space station near a worm hole

      BSG: TNG - The children of the original Capricans find a home on Earth. Great situational comedy starring Nicole Trachtenberg.

      BSG: The Chachi Years -- still in production...

  69. Not pointless by Picass0 · · Score: 1

    The point of New Caprica is these people CANNOT stop running so long as there is a threat from the cylons. If they found Earth tomorrow, they can't land or they face a repeat of what happened of New Caprica.

    Besides, the escape from New Caprica has been one of the highlights of the entire series.

    1. Re:Not pointless by nlinecomputers · · Score: 1

      One cool scene does not a good show make. It was cool to see the battle at New Caprica but the entire plot line was telegraphed in big huge letters. It was fun to watch but no surprise about how it turned out.

      And they failed to expand and even undid much of the Cylon backstory. Leoben Conoy was simply turned into a sick nut case. Why the cylons came to N.C. and enslaved the humans never got answered. We get to see the inside of a Baseship but other then seeing that Cylons have no problems with nudity and threesomes we get no real insight into them.

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    2. Re:Not pointless by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Why the cylons came to N.C. and enslaved the humans never got answered.

      Is that really true, though? My understanding was that, within the cylons, there is two major factions (aside from the 7/5 split): those who want to wipe out the human race, and those who feel that doing so would make the cylons no better than the humans themselves. On N.C., the latter group was able to convince the former to try and "manage" the human population. But, of course, they don't feel they could trust the humans to roam freely about the galaxy, and so they kept them housed in what was effectively a prison camp, in order to protect themselves.

      I agree, it's not the best part of the whole series, but I really don't think it's as bad as everyone makes it out to be.

  70. B5 had no money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, but B5 never had any money. In fact they barely lived from season to season. Case in point, Season 4 turned into Season 4 & 5, because we may not have a Season 5. ... Oh, we do now. MMM well shame I wrapped things up in Season 4 then.

    His point was Money comes in, Plot goes out.
    B5 never had money coming in.

  71. At The Rate... by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1

    At the rate that people are dying, Vipers and fleet ships being lost, fuel and food being consumed, they'll be lucky to make it to season 3.5.

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  72. People of the Book by mantissa128 · · Score: 1

    The humans are polytheists, while the Cylons are monotheists. They'll both have an interesting time processing what they find if they arrive at modern Earth.

    Of course, the writers could take the easy way out and have 'em show up around the last ice age.

  73. future tech, script writing and battlestars by Elfich47 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I think a lot of the set design/ship design came down to a 'look and feel' argument, and your willingness to suspend disbelief.

    If they went touch screen/laptop/shiny happy ship we would be back to either (take your pick) USS Enterprise-D or the Battlestar Pegasus (or maybe Voyager may be a better comparison). These ships are top of the line, fully crewed with the cream of the fleet, with top notch systems, equipment and fighter craft.

    Instead the writers chose to use the Galactica (otherwise known as The Bucket). A ship that was at the end of its life cycle, on antiquated equipment, about to be decommissioned, shut down, and two steps ahead of being used for target practice. The ship is crewed with the misfits, rejects and unwanted of the fleet (including Adama if you read between the lines in a couple of episodes). Things are broken, get fixed and life goes on without a refit.

    The writers consciously decided to avoid the 'Star Trek Look'. I think it allows for better story telling.

    I understand that any given ship, character, plot ticket or Checkov's gun only lasts as long as the writers want them to last. The writers do understand this: Filling the screen with needless shoot-em-ups will not advance the story. So the writers have to be able to balance many things on the head of a pin: All of the characters and their current moods/direction, the enemies mood/direction, the current status of the equipment everybody has, the goals that the different sides have. Everyone has to have an investment in the outcome, the 'good guys' the 'bad guys' and the audience. Plus the writers have to produce 20 episodes per season. If we're being gentle, that means one episode written every two weeks. That takes a lot of energy.

    If you want a good comparison, try Babylon 5. It as written for television, had a five year run (the fifth year was weak, but that was because the fourth season crammed fifth season material in when they were under threat of cancellation). But look at how the show is paced and the battle sequences are used to propel the plot instead of being the excuse for the plot.

    If I wanted to watch an hour of mindless violence with no plot, I'd watch Starcraft or Homeworld replays (retouched with BSG ships) stored as movies.

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    1. Re:future tech, script writing and battlestars by nizo · · Score: 1

      One other advantage of the low tech look: Waaaay cheaper to make sets. For example, they could have a bunch of funky "futuristic" boxes for holding tools, but instead they use toolboxes that seriously just look like Sears Craftsman toolboxes that have been repainted. The upside is they can spend more time/money on the plot and effects instead of making weird boxes for holding tools.

  74. "Starbuck!" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wait, after 20 years, "Battlestar Galactica" is back?!

    Wait, now it's gone?!

  75. no one asked you by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    The entire "New Caprica" plot line was pointless if you asked me. The point was "you can run, but you can't hide".
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  76. Galactica 1980 by Digital_Quartz · · Score: 1

    Or we could have season 5: The cylon invasion of earth Obviously you are forgetting the Super Scouts. There is plenty of material they could pilfer from Galactica 1980 that would make for an excellent season 5.
  77. Definitely! by ucblockhead · · Score: 1

    Most successful Sci-Fi shows run way too long. Stargate...Star Trek...X-Files...all should have ended years before they actually were.

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  78. Baltar may be Cylon Christ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just crazy theories here.

    Baltar is the Cylon God.

    The cowardice of the original, human Baltar, motivated him to create the humaniform cylons to achieve immortality. For whatever reasons (loneliness perhaps), Baltar made the additional cylon models. Baltar's ego alone would be enough for him to consider himseelf their god - never mind that he actually created them.

    Now Baltar has returned, unaware of his own true nature. Both God (original Baltar) and Son of God (unaware of himself - in the form of his own creations). Baltar certainly has been the whipping boy for the sins of the humans and cylons.

  79. Can I stand 22 more eps like last season? by guidryp · · Score: 1

    I watched this from the beginning. The mini-series blew me away. The first season raised it up a notch and season 2 kept it their right until the end.

    Then they did the flash forward, Apollo in a fat suit, Adama growing a mustache, Starbuck her hair. I have seen less farcical time shifts on southpark. All the characters seemed to forget who they were, and then we got the season 3 attempt to justify the flash forward characters with a pile of bad soap opera. Somewhere they hit the reset button, Apollo became unfat, the others less hairy and the whole New Caprica bit might not have happened.

    A number of filler episodes later and we get the season 3 finale that was an improvement over the preceding soap opera, but breaks the essential rules of the games about who couldn't possibly be a Cylon. Now we will get the final season where they attempt to justify the inconsistencies that they introduced by running a series with no real set plan and making it up as they go along. I only had to listen too one podcast to realize they are making it up as the go. No planned arcs here.

    After watching then end of season 2 to the end of season 3, I am thinking 22 episodes might be too much of a stretch for them to fill. More than enough to finish off if they have any good ideas left.

  80. Good news and bad news by cashman73 · · Score: 1

    Well, the bad news is that the best show on television will be coming to and end, probably sometime in mid to late 2008,... But the good news is, at least we won't see our favorite show degrade into endless time travel plot twists, bringing back fat, old and balding actors just to save their career, and Nazis in Space.

  81. No, it probably really was a creative decision by PCM2 · · Score: 1

    Right... were they tired of making money? Or maybe they didn't make any money for the network? That seems more likely. So they creatively decided to stop the series because there were no interest from advertisers.

    Then again, it would be pretty weird for SciFi to arbitrarily cancel Battlestar when they've already greenlighted a spinoff series. If you want to come up with cynical conspiracy theories, I'd buy the one that says they didn't want to pay what Olmos was asking for another season, but none of these actors are exactly superstars with Hollywood knocking down their doors.

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    1. Re:No, it probably really was a creative decision by lbmouse · · Score: 1

      "If you want to come up with cynical conspiracy theories, I'd buy the one that says they didn't want to pay what Olmos was asking for another season, but none of these actors are exactly superstars with Hollywood knocking down their doors."

      You are exactly right. I have a friend that worked on the series and it's not a cynical conspiracy theory, but rather a monetary one. The series was not pulling in enough advertisers to pay for the cost of production and actors. If they could've found the right advertisers for the demographic, then I would agree that it was a creative decision.

  82. it's a good song by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    And then you get your cast to sing --- and hum, fer fuck's sake --- Dylan's All Along the Watchtower as a way of identifying your 'fifth column'. That is what I call pissing away credibility. In a show where half the cast is named after Greek gods and where people has visions, he illustrated an ancient Greek mathematical notion regarding the stars, and linked it to a genuine human experience (hearing a new song for the first time and feeling like you've heard it before, long ago...), AND linked all of that to the sci-fi notion of a song-triggered sleeper conditioning.

    That is what I call brilliant.
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    1. Re:it's a good song by twilight30 · · Score: 1

      OK, I'll take your point. I liked the astrology refs, even.

      I'll concede it, even, but there is no way in hell I will accept that using All Along the Watchtower is a good move. It has the undeniable effect of destroying the illusion and making the show a laughing stock. With all the characters speaking English. Crap.

      We'll have to agree to disagree on the song itself, I believe.

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    2. Re:it's a good song by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      there is no way in hell I will accept that using All Along the Watchtower is a good move. It has the undeniable effect of destroying the illusion and making the show a laughing stock. With all the characters speaking English. Bork what are they usually speaking? Swedish?

      If you take for granted that what we hear is a localization of colonial Standard (with mostly Caprican accents, as we learned), then does it not also mean that when they sing the lyrics that emanate naturally from sympathetic resonance in our brains to the rhythm of the nebula, that we then also hear their lyrics in our earthly language through the same suspended disbelief that we do for the rest of the spoken words (and text!) in the show?
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    3. Re:it's a good song by twilight30 · · Score: 1

      Again, I think we'll have to agree to disagree. It could have been another song. Any other song, even. Just not a track from the '60s.

      Honestly, in one ep last season, where they open with Baltar and Six singing a nursery rhyme ... that was great. He changes the lyrics, apologises to Six. Says, 'Oh, I'm improvising...' -- and they're the lyrics we know. Fantastic. But that track? Awful. Hell, they should have used a nursery rhyme of any other language -- it would have been ten times better.

      I see what you're trying to say about how we're interpreting it as English, but come on. They're singing in English.

      It's funny. A couple of weeks before the finale I'm listening to Moore's podcast, and he says at one point, 'You know, I love the Sopranos, it never insults its audience.' Then the fucking finale airs, and Moore's podcast that week talks about how as it's on an American channel you gotta show Earth from the angle above North America, that the fans might not get it if they closed in on Europe, or if their effects team had shown Earth upside down.

      I was just incensed when I heard that. Way to go Ron. You explicitly write stuff that basically jumps the shark and then you don't even have the pretense to cover up your disdain for the fans who thought your every word was gold.

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    4. Re:it's a good song by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Again, I think we'll have to agree to disagree. It could have been another song. Any other song, even. Just not a track from the '60s. Actually it HAD to be a song from the late 60's, from the free your mind expand your perception new age era. Or else it doesn't work with the whole music of the spheres thing.
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  83. C4, the solution to all of life's problems by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    I don't know what you guys are looking for in a sci-fi drama. Maybe you just like stuff to blow up. There's a show like that already.
    I swear, every episode ends with something blowing up.
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  84. BSG starting to suck... by gatkinso · · Score: 1

    ....in a decidedly nonlinear fashion.

    WTF - sure it is a monumental task to come up with a great story line. But after Season 3 I would be overjoyed with mediocre.

    This, from a huge fan.

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  85. I like Dylan, hate the performance by...whoever... by Karl+Cocknozzle · · Score: 1

    then does it not also mean that when they sing the lyrics that emanate naturally from sympathetic resonance in our brains to the rhythm of the nebula, that we then also hear their lyrics in our earthly language through the same suspended disbelief that we do for the rest of the spoken words (and text!) in the show?

    Dude, come on... It's a bad cover of a Dylan song... GIVE ME A BREAK. Use a symphony or something artsy... But likely "All Along the Watchtower" fit the budget... A command performance by the London Philharmonic probably would not.
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  86. Re:I like Dylan, hate the performance by...whoever by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    Dude, come on... It's a bad cover of a Dylan song... GIVE ME A BREAK. I'll give you a break over the "bad cover" comment, as untrue as it is. To each his own I guess.

    Too bad you can't like that show anymore because of that choice in music. It's not like they've been playing on the theme that our cultures and their culture are related, or that our future could be their past, or anything like that, huh? Man, that one song sure completely fucked up everything and now it's all crap! Oh noes!
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