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How the Pentagon Got Its Shape

Pcol writes "The Washington Post is running a story on the design process for the Pentagon building and why it ended up with its unusual shape. In July 1941 with World War II looming, a small group of army officers met to consider a secret plan to provide a permanent home for War Department headquarters containing 4 million square feet of office space and housing 40,000 people. The building that Brig. Gen. Brehon Burke Somervell, head of the Army's Construction Division, wanted to build was too large to fit within the confines of Washington DC and would have to be located across the Potomac River in Arlington. "We want 500,000 square feet ready in six months, and the whole thing ready in a year," the general said adding that he wanted a design on his desk by Monday morning. The easiest solution, a tall building, was out because of pre-war restrictions on steel usage and the desire not to ruin Washington's skyline. The tract selected had a asymmetrical pentagon shape bound on five sides by roads or other divisions so the building was designed to conform to the tract of land. Then with objections that the new building would block views from Arlington National Cemetery, the location was moved almost one-half mile south. The building would no longer be constructed on the five-sided Arlington Farm site yet the team continued with plans for a pentagon at the new location. In the rush to complete the project, there was simply no time to change the design."

473 comments

  1. Pentagon or Pentagram? by nokilli · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Curious to see them working so hard to explain the shape.

    Could it be that they're afraid the policies they're being asked to enact today might cause some of us to believe the building design was inspired by the pentagram as used by the Church of Satan?

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    1. Re:Pentagon or Pentagram? by Kjella · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Historical trivia on how one of the most known military buildings in the world came to be, I'd say. If they thought the Pentagon was built that way to fit the enormous pentagram in the basement and that the US military is run by devil worshippers, they'd simply do so. Right up there with the flat earth society and those that believe the moon landing was a hoax. Both of which should be put on a one-way rocket to crash into the moon's surface, HHGTTG style so they'd hopefully realize their error along the way, but that's a different story.

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    2. Re:Pentagon or Pentagram? by bobo+mahoney · · Score: 5, Funny

      wow an anti-conspiracy theory guy on Slashdot? I didn't think you guys existed.

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    3. Re:Pentagon or Pentagram? by PoliTech · · Score: 3, Insightful
      "In the rush to complete the project, there was simply no time to change the design."

      If you are in IT, construction, or just about any other business where one has to deal with stringent project deadlines, you know exactly how true this situation is.

      But simple truth is way too mundane when compared to the rich fantasy available with conspiracy theories, Freemason plotting, The New World Order, Zionist global domination, Extraterrestrial influence, etc.etc. ad nauseam!

    4. Re:Pentagon or Pentagram? by nokilli · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Yeah, but did he ever get to go in the basement and see for himself? He doesn't say.

      No conspiracy theory was posited here. He refutes a point that wasn't made, it is the standard for what passes as argument these days.

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    5. Re:Pentagon or Pentagram? by nokilli · · Score: 0, Troll

      If you are in IT, construction, or just about any other business where one has to deal with stringent project deadlines, you know exactly how true this situation is.

      If you are in the study of genocide, and policies tantamount to same, you know how much bullshit is spent by those complicit in the atrocity to defend these policies.

      I never suggested there was a pentagram in the basement of the Pentagon, only that, given what they are asked to do in Afghanistan and Iraq, and soon Iran and Syria, that confusing the Pentagon with the Pentagram is only natural.

      Not everybody is stupid.

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    6. Re:Pentagon or Pentagram? by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 4, Funny

      Trivia: the Pentagon was constructed without regard for the curvature of the Earth. That's right, they just flattened the site out without even considering the effects of the curvature of the Earth.

      This is proof that the Flat Earth Society was working in league with the Satanists and the Teamsters to create the cold war. Stalin was in on it, and so was Eisenhower and Truman. Pudge knows, but he's not saying. He's avoiding military service, because if he were caught by the terrorists in Iraq and the secret got out, it would be the end of our way of life. I salute you, Pudge, for keeping our secrets safe within the borders of the nation, and away from the terrorists in Iraq. Such a brave man.

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    7. Re:Pentagon or Pentagram? by dilbert627 · · Score: 1

      I blame the freemasons.

    8. Re:Pentagon or Pentagram? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Could it be that some of us might think that you, having a blog named "Holocaust Now", which you prominently proclaim is censored by Technorati and blacklisted by search engines, in the last post of which you mention the founder of Technorati being Jewish, are likely to actually give more credence to some of these claims than is actually due?

      Now, there was no implication that I think you are a conspiracy nut or an anti-semite here, so if you responded to defend yourself, you'd be responding to an argument that wasn't made. Hypothetical statements are fun!

      (I have no wish to debate either conspiracies or Judaism with you. The point of my post was simply to illustrate that statements you make can have implicit meanings as well as explicit(by mentioning the possibility that the Pentagon was inspired by a pentagram except in the context of a joke, you're implying that the theory is not utterly insane, which is probably what a lot of people would think), and it's rather childish to think that you can escape accountability for your statements by making them in implicit form.)

    9. Re:Pentagon or Pentagram? by PoliTech · · Score: 1
      Not everybody is stupid.

      I'm not trying to imply that you personally are a conspiracy nut, and while I may not agree with your assessment of the US role in global politics, you have a right to your opinion.

      It's the whole religious nut aspect where the pentagram is supposed to actually have some evil spiritual meaning (i.e. other than a mere trig concept) that I just can't identify with.

    10. Re:Pentagon or Pentagram? by It+doesn't+come+easy · · Score: 2, Funny

      As they say, the Devil is in the details...

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    11. Re:Pentagon or Pentagram? by roman_mir · · Score: 4, Funny

      wow an anti-conspiracy theory guy on Slashdot? I didn't think you guys existed. - it is, of-course, a conspiracy.

    12. Re:Pentagon or Pentagram? by PoliTech · · Score: 1
      I wonder, how do you feel about the use of symbols like the Christian cross or the American flag to justify every manner of barbarity.

      I generally post what I Think, not how I Feel. Try it sometime (it requires effort, but you can do it!).

      To me religion and it's various symbols (crosses, stars, moons, etc.) seem to be but a mere crutch for those unable, or worse, unwilling to do their own thinking. As far as what the American flag symbolizes, I think you are deliberately portraying extreme negative symbolism represented therein in order to elicit a heated response from your fellow slashdotters, (On Memorial Day no less)

      At this point I think you are simply trolling.

    13. Re:Pentagon or Pentagram? by nokilli · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      What I think or what I feel is irrelevant.

      The fact is we've now killed millions of Muslims and for no reason whatsoever and the efforts by those who seek to minimize or excuse these atrocities need to be called what they are.

      And if in so doing I am modded as flamebait or censored by the search engines, then so be it.

      At this point I have no reason to believe we recover from this madness. I'm in this for my own karma only.

      Most of you are monsters. And I judge the feedback I receive accordingly.

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    14. Re:Pentagon or Pentagram? by heinousjay · · Score: 1

      Wow, you haven't wandered far off-topic at all.

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    15. Re:Pentagon or Pentagram? by FuzzyDaddy · · Score: 5, Funny
      I blame the freemasons.

      I totally agree. Like all open source ventures, the quality just isn't there. The proprietary masons would have done it properly.

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    16. Re:Pentagon or Pentagram? by HullBreachOnline.com · · Score: 1

      I saw something interesting in a documentary several years ago. The article may mention this, but as a /.er, I did not read the article. Anyways...

      The courtyard of the Pentagon is sort of a casual area for the military personnel. They can go there to relax and not have to worry about saluting any of the 100s of other individuals from various branches, regardless of rank, who happen to be strolling the grounds or sitting on benches.

      During the Cold War, the Soviets had their sky satellites fixed on the position of a large US flag and the structure beneath it right in the center of the courtyard, thinking there was some kind of missile silo hidden there. In reality, they were for years targetting a hotdog stand.

    17. Re:Pentagon or Pentagram? by PoliTech · · Score: 3, Insightful
      "Most of you are monsters. "

      Most of the Slashdot community? Most of Americans? Most of Government? Most of humanity?

      Just who are you trying to dehumanize with that statement?

      Earlier up this thread you said "The symbols are important, only because our population is comprised mainly of poor fools who know how to respond to nothing else."

      Setting aside your hubris and arrogance, the point that you have failed to grasp is that the Pentagon's shape may not be as "Symbolic" as previously surmised. But please continue to embarrass yourself and wallow in self pity all you like, it may be totally off topic, but it is a bit entertaining.

    18. Re:Pentagon or Pentagram? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      penthagon shape

      It's an Israel flag minus a vertex.

      There were stupid, 8 is better than 5 because is more orthogonal.

    19. Re:Pentagon or Pentagram? by 49152 · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Is this the way you honor your brothers sacrifice? He would have been real proud of you I'm sure.

    20. Re:Pentagon or Pentagram? by nokilli · · Score: 0, Troll

      Just who are you trying to dehumanize with that statement?

      You are so simple.

      Of course, you can't dehumanize anyone with a statement.

      It takes bombs and bullets and all of the other excrement we rain upon these people in the name of your rat monkey God and your rat monkey nation to truly dehumanize a person.

      As I said, you are a monster. People who speak of other people as you do are monsters. It isn't the entirety of the slashdot community, or the entirety of the American electorate to be sure, technologies like megaphone and vote fraud see to that, but you do seem to carry the day and see to it that villainy triumphs over virtue and fraud supplants reason.

      Don't worry. You'll win.

      I just want it to be understood that I have nothing to do with you or your ilk. Permit me that small concession, please, as I am moderated into oblivion by the sheer weight of rat monkeydom.

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    21. Re:Pentagon or Pentagram? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I'm the original AC. My original comment was actually meant to be a commentary on the way you made your "point" rather than the point itself, but I realize that in doing so I made a swipe at your political views(that would be the point—provocative statements can be made indirectly!).

      I agree to some extent on your point about honouring "war heroes". However, your soldiers aren't really the ones you should direct your anger at for the actions of your military, unless you're really only angry about the actions of individual soldiers. Direct your anger at the officers who fail to keep proper discipline that would prevent the atrocities, and of course at the people who declare the wars in the first place.

      A "support the troops" mentality in which there is social pressure to support whatever military action the leader initiates is very, very harmful, but many would feel that there's nothing wrong with respecting the "troops" themselves, despite the fact that you disagree with the job they have been set to carry out and even if you feel it's morally wrong for them not to desert immediately. (As I understand it, the "support the troops" mentality these days is a sort of reaction to the treatment of the veterans of the Vietnam War, where some detractors of the war certainly did tend to blame the "grunts" and treat them badly afterwards.) There seems to be an element of the former in America today, though, and I agree that this is worrying.

      However, you seem to have me pinned down as a supporter of the Pentagon, which is humorous to me. It's unwise to assume that everyone who disagrees with you on some particular point falls into the same political camp!

      If I'm waving a flag, it's certainly not an American flag; I haven't been to the United States in a decade, and I strongly disapprove of their ideology of unilateral action. I'm also not much of a flag-waver on my own state's behalf; I consider myself an internationalist.

      I'm on the extreme left politically. We probably share some views in disapproving of many of the recent actions of the US, the EU and Israel, but I nonetheless feel strongly, based on what I can read on your blog, that you're buying into conspiracy theories.

      When those conspiracy theories are about things like the Pentagon being satanic, they're pretty harmless to me, except that they make people unlikely to take you seriously on the points where we do agree, and people who approve of the status quo will try to use such conspiracy theories as cheap shots to ridicule all its opponents.

      When those conspiracy theories are about things like jews secretly ruling the world, they are directly harmful to me. It's very hard to criticize Israel without being labelled anti-semitic, and people like you aren't making it any easier. (When "it seems to be worth mentioning", clearly in the context of questioning someone's integrity, that a person is Jewish, that's a nice tip-off that you're flirting with anti-semitism.)

      (When we're on the subject of recommended reading, I'd really recommend you study some articles about the Protocols of the Elders of Zion. Isn't all this talk of a Zionist world government a bit too similar to those pieces of thoroughly discredited propaganda?)

    22. Re:Pentagon or Pentagram? by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      In all seriousness, how many buildings actually have to care about that? Probably half are owned by Boeing and the other half by NASA.

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    23. Re:Pentagon or Pentagram? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Actually you're about as similar as is possible, personality-wise, as those you "blog" about so vitriolicly. You both discard logic for emotion, you're rabidly racist, and you have a fundamental lack of critical thinking skills. Look over at the kettle, pot, then look in the mirror. You're a nice, deep black. I would say you should be ashamed of yourself, but I don't think have the basic human decency to feel shame at your wasted life.

    24. Re:Pentagon or Pentagram? by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

      Finally a good Free Masons joke!

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    25. Re:Pentagon or Pentagram? by billcopc · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Too late, Iraq already knows the earth is flat, the curvature is just a lens effect from outer space. Osama is going to bring Mars down and use it like a fly swatter to squish us all.

      DOOMED!

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    26. Re:Pentagon or Pentagram? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Flat Earth Society is a group of science trolls. They know the Earth isn't flat.

    27. Re:Pentagon or Pentagram? by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      The entire world knows that American hot dogs are dangerous.

    28. Re:Pentagon or Pentagram? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Construction is relevant as that is what the project involved, but IT? Is that really the best example? I understand that a fair number of people here work in the field, but I become embarrassed when it's put on a pedestal so often.

    29. Re:Pentagon or Pentagram? by tibike77 · · Score: 1

      I could guess the only other building that even comes close is in Romania, Bucharest... namely, the building formerly known as "Casa Poporului" ("house of the people"). It was one of the most megalomaniac projects of former "Socialist Republic of Romania" Communist party leader Nicolae Ceausescu.

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    30. Re:Pentagon or Pentagram? by Planesdragon · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      cunts like you need your fucking face smashed. I lost a brother and other relatives so cuntwipes like you can run your fucking cum-suck and get away with it.

      Unless your relatives would be over a hundred and fifty years old, you didn't.

      A soldier in the Armed Forces of our country JOINS to fight for his country's freedom. He actually fights for the freedom of someone else entirely, based on the thought that the USA is a whole lot safer if the wars aren't ever fought here. They're heroes, for sure, but it wasn't MY freedom that my grandfather and best friend fought for.

      And trust me -- the dead would much rather have never had to go off to war in the first place. That "cunt" does more to honor their memory by standing against war and demanding justification for its inherent atrocity than you do with your jingoistic swearing.

    31. Re:Pentagon or Pentagram? by Khaed · · Score: 1

      Nokilli is just pissed off because the girl he liked in high school married a soldier.

      Judging by his writing skills, he wasn't in AP English.

    32. Re:Pentagon or Pentagram? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But isn't that *exactly* why your brother enlisted in the first place? You should celebrate this freedom. Unless you're so twisted by irrational hate that you want to become a fascist and tell people what they can't say? Is that what your brother died for?

    33. Re:Pentagon or Pentagram? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're going to write million's, shouldn't you also write as's? I mean if you can't understand that you don't pluralize with an apostrophe, why stop there?

    34. Re:Pentagon or Pentagram? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The pentagram (and associated pentacle) is an ancient symbol associated with the freemasons. While most secret societies use a triangle or "v" shape to symbolize the vagina, the freemasons choose a pentagram as their symbol of the sacred feminism. Anyone who takes a look at washington DC history and architecture can see the freemason influence.

    35. Re:Pentagon or Pentagram? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      He actually fights for the freedom of someone else entirely, based on the thought that the USA is a whole lot safer if the wars aren't ever fought here.

      So do you agree with that theory or not? It sounds like you do, so the second half of that sentence doesn't logically follow. Just because it indirectly protects the United States doesn't make it any less of a sacrifice for your freedom. The goal was to make you safer, whether it's done by stopping the problem before it gets started or by waiting for something akin to Red Dawn you seem to agree the end result is still the same: You're safer because of their actions. It's like saying the cops who broke up a robbery ring didn't make you safer because your house wasn't in the process of being broken into when they were arrested.

      That "cunt" does more to honor their memory by standing against war and demanding justification for its inherent atrocity than you do with your jingoistic swearing.

      I suggest you read his "blog" before you praise him in any way. It's just a bunch of racist ranting. He's not against the concept of war, he just wants the genocide directed at a different group of people. If you substituted Israel for Iraq over the past few years he'd be the most jingoistic poster on the board.

    36. Re:Pentagon or Pentagram? by Old+Benjamin · · Score: 1

      all those things... AND FREEDOM. Also Memorial Day remembers people who died. SERVING OUR COUNTRY, something you will never have the guts to do. And damn well right you better well not celebrate. Remember and mourn.

      If you hate America SO MUCH leave it, never use the internet, an American invention. Never use the light bulb. Steam engine. Internal combustion engine. Radio. Refrigerator. Vacuum. Use slaves. Never use our imports, never use a phone, never export anything to us. Go live on an island. Come back when you appreciate everything that was sacrificed to make this country great.

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    37. Re:Pentagon or Pentagram? by Broken+scope · · Score: 1

      Killing someone doesn't dehumanize them, you are an idiot to think so.

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    38. Re:Pentagon or Pentagram? by LittleBigLui · · Score: 1

      They know the Earth isn't flat.


      Do they? Or is that just what they want you to think?
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    39. Re:Pentagon or Pentagram? by Calinous · · Score: 1

      I'd say only the Great Wall (and the Great Wall isn't a building).
            The curvature of Earth is on the order of 30 meters at more than 10 kilometers, or so.

    40. Re:Pentagon or Pentagram? by Belacgod · · Score: 1

      No, it was the Binary Commission.

    41. Re:Pentagon or Pentagram? by armareum · · Score: 0

      Hey dumbass, This Guy invented the internet. He is NOT American.

      America did not invent the phone either, and other claimants to that honour arn't American either.

      And if he leaves America, how *could* he use your imports.

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  2. One page version rather than five pages ... by xmas2003 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Here is the printable version ... as noted at the bottom, this this is an excerpt from an upcoming book The Pentagon: a History by Stephan Vogel. Newspapers tend to do these reprints over 3-day weekends since not a lotta news happening - here's something ... uhhhhh ... exciting happening today ... ;-)

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    1. Re:One page version rather than five pages ... by malsdavis · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      That website is ace!

      It is actually quite interesting atm, there is a guy painting the ceiling. ...and is that a midget painting in the top-left corner?

      Loads of scandals being reported on the "paint blog" also!

    2. Re:One page version rather than five pages ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I recently had my living room painted the exact same colours!
      hmmm, very suspicious.

    3. Re:One page version rather than five pages ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The music on that website is a nice touch, really appropriate song, LOL.

    4. Re:One page version rather than five pages ... by Mozk · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh my god.

      Animated gifs, a dynamic JavaScript title bar, icons that follow the mouse, a confusing layout, AND embedded background music?

      BEST. WEBSITE. EVAR.

      I bet it would get 6 stars from Bob's Top 50 List of Super-Cool Intartube Webpages.

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    5. Re:One page version rather than five pages ... by houghi · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well, there is a reason for those five pages. The site was restricted originaly by speed of the internet, but then it was moved to another server. The team continued with plans for five at the new location. In the rush to complete the project, there was simply no time to change the design.

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    6. Re:One page version rather than five pages ... by ZippyKitty · · Score: 1

      No mod points. Bummer. I must have a weird sense of humour but I can't believe this has not be modded funny

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    7. Re:One page version rather than five pages ... by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

      "Newspapers tend to do these reprints over 3-day weekends since not a lotta news happening"

      Because the rest of the world stops for US holidays, right? I think you mean they do this over 3-day weekends so that the reporters don't have to work the holiday, like most other people.

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  3. Principia Discordia reference by TheCreeep · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Ever heard of the law of fives ?

    1. Re:Principia Discordia reference by Lehk228 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      almost 20 years before the founding of discordianism?

      impressive.

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    2. Re:Principia Discordia reference by boarder · · Score: 1

      That's funny... I'm reading The Illuminatus trilogy right now.

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    3. Re:Principia Discordia reference by Goaway · · Score: 1

      The numerology of Discordianism was the most annoyingly inappropriate part of the Illuminatus books. A religion that worships chaos uses the numerology, the ultimate victory of the human tendency to force patterns and order onto chaos over sense?

    4. Re:Principia Discordia reference by fm6 · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Ah yes, the ultimate conspiracy theory book. Proof that your can explain anything if your just assume a big enough conspiracy. Interesting that it still finds an audience in the post-LSD era.

    5. Re:Principia Discordia reference by HalifaxRage · · Score: 0

      Why, no.

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    6. Re:Principia Discordia reference by ehrichweiss · · Score: 1

      Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!!

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    7. Re:Principia Discordia reference by ehrichweiss · · Score: 2, Funny

      You must have missed the point of the Law of Fives and Discordianism in general. I'd respond with more but I'm off to eat 2+3 hotdogs.

      Hail Eris!!
      All Hail Discordia!!!

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    8. Re:Principia Discordia reference by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      If we had four fingers, there'd be a law of fours.

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    9. Re:Principia Discordia reference by RexRhino · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The Illuminatus Trilogy is a humorous work of fiction. It doesn't try to explain anything. It is a comedy novel, like Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, except about conspiracies instead of space-travel. It finds an audience in the post-LSD era, because it is still funny.

    10. Re:Principia Discordia reference by TrappedByMyself · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Well, when you realize that one of the reason the pentagon (shape) was chosen for discordianism was because of the Pentagon (building), it's not so impressive.

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    11. Re:Principia Discordia reference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting
      > The Illuminatus Trilogy is a humorous work of fiction. It doesn't try to explain anything. It is a comedy novel, like Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, except about conspiracies instead of space-travel. It finds an audience in the post-LSD era, because it is still funny.

      The Illuminatus Trilogy is a humorous work of non-fiction. It successfully tries to explain everything. It is a comedy novel, like Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, except about conspiracies instead of space-travel. It finds an audience in the post-LSD era, because it is still relevant.

      ("Both of the preceding statements are true. Both of the preceding statements are false. Both of the preceding statements are irrelevant.")

      The passages on Celine's Laws are particularly relevant today. You don't need a conspiracy to explain Gulf War II. You just need Saddam's lieutenants swearing up and down that the WMD projects are going well -- because they know they'll be shot if they tell the truth. Nor do you need a conspiracy on the American side -- you just need a bunch of paranoids listening in on the conversations between Saddam and his lieutenants.

      Saddam: "How are my nukes?"
      Lieutenant: "What nukes?"
      Saddam: *BANG*
      Lieutenant #2: "Gulp... umm, actually, they're going very well, sir!"
      Lieutenant #3: "Yes, it's going very well!"

      America: "What's Saddam up to?"
      Spies: "Well, every one of his lieutenants say his nukes are almost ready, sir!"
      America: "Launch the missiles!"

      Some folks might even find the following little snippet of dialogue to be relevant.

      "Their grip on Washington is still pretty precarious. They've been able to socialize the economy. But if they showed their hand now and went totalitarian all the way, there would be a revolution. Middle-readers would rise up with right-wingers, and left-libertarians, and the Illuminati aren't powerful enough to withstand that kind of massive revolution. But they can rule by fraud, and by fraud eventually acquire access to the tools they need to finish the job of killing off the Constitution."

      "What sort of tools?"

      "More stringent security measures. Universal electronic surveillance. No-knock laws. Stop and frisk laws. Government inspection of first-class mail. Automatic fingerprinting, photographing, blood tests, and urinalysis of any person arrested before he is charged with a crime. A law making it unlawful to resist even unlawful arrest. Laws establishing detention camps for potential subversives. Gun control laws. Restrictions on travel. The assassinations, you see, establish the need for such laws in the public mind. Instead of realizing that there is a conspiracy, conducted by a handful of men, the people reason--or are manipulated into reasoning--that the entire populace must have its freedom restricted in order to protect the leaders. The people agree that they themselves can't be trusted."

      Not bad for the 1970s.

      It's not true unless it makes you laugh.

      But then, to bring us back on topic, my first thought on 9/11 was to wonder if he got out of the Pentagon. Unfortunately, it looks like he did.

    12. Re:Principia Discordia reference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fnord.

    13. Re:Principia Discordia reference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He is working in a Burger King in Des Moines...

    14. Re:Principia Discordia reference by fm6 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Bullshit. Shea and Wilson were completely serious. If you look through the conspiracy literature of the 60s and 70s you'll find every single idea propounded in this trilogy. Flying saucers. Who killed JFK? Magic numbers. Various LSD-induced visions propounded as serious philosophies. And a lot of this crap was written by Shea and Wilson.

      Back around 1975, I read an interview with those two drug-addled bozos. They'd propound some lame conspiracy theory. The interviewer would point out some obvious flaw in their theory. They'd say "Yeah, I guess you're right, but isn't it interesting that..." and proceed with something equally lame. They weren't interested in thinking about any flaws in theirs ideas. They just wanted to propound them faster than sceptics could shoot them down. Which has always been SOP for the Secret Truth crowd.

      Nowadays, idiots who are in love with their own ideas and can't be bothered defending them have replaced "but isn't it interesting that" with "lighten up!" It's still a cop out.

    15. Re:Principia Discordia reference by fractoid · · Score: 1

      Dunno about you, but each of MY hands has four fingers.

      I know, I know, (-1, Pedantic). :P

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    16. Re:Principia Discordia reference by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Really? Mine have five each. Just one has a different name. In Japanese, it's called the parent finger.

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    17. Re:Principia Discordia reference by spydir31 · · Score: 1

      Be glad you don't have binary digits.

    18. Re:Principia Discordia reference by Goaway · · Score: 1

      The point is to let nerds look mystically clever on the internet, no?

    19. Re:Principia Discordia reference by CTachyon · · Score: 1

      I haven't yet read the Illuminatus books myself, but the Principia Discordia does a good job of explaining this by example.

      The whole point of the Law of Fives is that the Law of Fives is never wrong. No matter how completely unrelated some numbers are, you can always jumble the numbers around until they look orderly.

      The point made by Discordianism is that the human brain operates on principles just as silly as the Law of Fives and, as such, everything that looks "orderly" to a human being is really just chaos sifted through the filter of perception.

      (This is, of course, the opposite extreme of the Intelligent Design types who believe everything in the universe was placed there with a purpose, and thus has an underlying order. The capital-T Truth is somewhere in the middle, having brunch with Ludwig Boltzmann and Claude Shannon.)

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    20. Re:Principia Discordia reference by Goaway · · Score: 1

      That is indeed a fine lesson and principle, but it appears nowhere in Illuminatus, where the numerology is apparently taken directly at face value.

    21. Re:Principia Discordia reference by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Nor do you need a conspiracy on the American side -- you just need a bunch of paranoids listening in on the conversations between Saddam and his lieutenants.


      More or less true, except they aren't paranoids, they're people who were desperate for any reason whatsoever to justify an invasion of Iraq. So if they recorded Lietenant #1's answer and the result, they didn't pay attention to how that might affect Lietenant #2 and #3, because they didn't want to hear it.

      Everyone coming out of the executive branch -- starting with Richard Clark -- has said that the decision to invade Iraq preceded any justification, and that decision colored the search for justification.

      The gist is accurate though -- Saddam trying to puff up his WMD capability to stave off local enemies, ending up in a stupid game of Chicken with GWB who Saddam should have realized was more than eager to call his bluff.
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    22. Re:Principia Discordia reference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah yes, but no one predicted American Idle (spelling intentional) and iPods. Nice way to subdue the plebs.

    23. Re:Principia Discordia reference by Inthewire · · Score: 1

      I miss the gay martians.

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  4. Cheney's House by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 4, Funny

    That's a pretty good cover story. Really they had to radiation-shield the pentagram that locks down the devil at its center, with lots of authoritarian human bodies to absorb the extremely high frequencies that scorch souls.

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    1. Re:Cheney's House by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      The devil made me do it. And he works for god. Take it up with them.

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    2. Re:Cheney's House by FishWithAHammer · · Score: 1

      It was cheaper to build all that than to pay the Devil's consultancy fees.

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    3. Re:Cheney's House by dasunt · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That's a pretty good cover story. Really they had to radiation-shield the pentagram that locks down the devil at its center, with lots of authoritarian human bodies to absorb the extremely high frequencies that scorch souls.

      What a bunch of superstitious bullshit.

      Devils don't exist.

      Everyone knows it is a captured shoggoth from the 1930s Miskatonic University Antarctic expedition...

    4. Re:Cheney's House by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Bah, everyone knows shoggoths don't even see euclidean geometric structures, let alone get bound by them.

      The shoggoth's Antarctic iceblock is in the Disney Concert Hall in LA, keeping Walt's head frozen.

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  5. Permanent home? by dada21 · · Score: 1, Troll

    1941 and they were already considering a permanent home for the "War" department. In a country where the army was not to be a standing army and it was to be all-volunteer? Typical.

    Here's a idea to get rid of the Empire quickly: pass a Constitutional amendment that no military troops can be paid or reimbursed, ever. This way, the only reason why men will go to war is a real one -- real fear that their families, friends and properties may see harm.

    Good article, by the way.

    1. Re:Permanent home? by drsquare · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Sorry but this isn't the 2nd century BC where all you needed to go to war was to pick up a spear and put a helmet on. Amateur 'pickup' armies don't work, and will be easily destroyed by a full-time professional army.

    2. Re:Permanent home? by smittyoneeach · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Here's a idea to get rid of the Empire quickly: pass a Constitutional amendment that no military troops can be paid or reimbursed, ever.
      While I have no clue concerning this "Empire" of yours, one thing that would put actual teeth in the anti-war movement would be a repeal of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_Powers_Act, such that the US would actually have to declare war to wage it. For those keeping track, WWII saw the last proper declarations of war.
      One could take the cynical route, and say that the Congress is as anti-war as it is anti-corruption. A more realistic read might be that the niceties of actual states carrying out "diplomacy by other means" using uniformed organizations along civilized lines is simply OBE.
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    3. Re:Permanent home? by k_187 · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      The snide response to that is "why isn't the full-time professional army winning in Iraq?" However, I personally believe that has less to do with the make-ups of the individual forces and more to do with the strategies involved on both sides. So I'm only going to point it out, and not make it.

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    4. Re:Permanent home? by db32 · · Score: 4

      You are aware of what was happening in 1941 right? I mean, I know ignorant opinionated drivel like yours can be lazy, but I would assume you have at least been through the basic history of the whole WWI/WWII/Cold War progression.

      Beyond that, you are yet another one of those fools that blames the military for any of this crap. The military does what it is told to do by civilian authority, just like the constitution says. The civilians say they can't do something, and that means they can't do it. You want to fix this, quit bitching and trying to screw over the men that serve their nation, and go fix the men that serve themselves (politicians). Further, while not paying politicians sounds very attractive, it would just further the whole lobbyist problem. When the military DOESN'T do what the civilians tell them, you have a military coop, and I am reasonably certain you would rather have the military continue to follow bullshit directives from idiot civilians that you can replace democratically than have to deal with a military coop (which by the way would probably rather quick once you opted to quit paying them).

      The idea that you could fight and win in modern warfare just by grabbing a bunch of untrained people and not paying them is just unbelievably ignorant of what the military does. Beyond that, I seriously doubt you are aware of or give a damn about what the military does that ISN'T part of our idiot politicians agendas. The US military is usually one of the first responders to natural disasters globally, and other humanitarian things. Here, this is why we should definitely quit paying them.

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    5. Re:Permanent home? by nurb432 · · Score: 1

      In the real world war is a fact of life. Ignore that and you will be conquered in no time flat.

      And it looks like, generations later, our army is still volunteer based. Ite nice that they still have a place to call home. As long as people want to stand up and fight for their country there will be an "army". And there needs to be a centralized permanent command structure to count on.

      Oh, and just try being effective with the worry your family wont have a house to live in, or food to eat while you are away. Not being compensated is ludicrous.

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    6. Re:Permanent home? by Gnight · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      If the full-time professional army was allowed to fight like their enemies in Iraq do, then the situation there would be different.

    7. Re:Permanent home? by drgonzo59 · · Score: 1
      Besides, since Vietnam we already have a problem with sadistic sickos who join just to kill, and if you stop paying soldiers you'll be left with perhaps one half honest patriots and another good half of crazy people who love to blow up anything that moves. Look at Abu Ghraib, I think those people would have joined just to have a chance to torture someone, the pay was just 'extra' for them.

    8. Re:Permanent home? by DougWebb · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      The easy answer is that in Iraq, you've got civilians, trained and untrained soldiers on two sides, and the soldiers from the US and its allies. The problem is that the first three groups all blend in together when they're not actively fighting, and the US and its allies are trying not to hurt the civilians.

      If we were really at war with Iraq as a whole, we'd do much better. This was the case early on, when we were fighting Saddam's army. We still tried to minimize hurting civilians; we could have won even quicker if we didn't.

      Yes, I said won. We won that first war, then got stuck in a no-win situation in the follow-on war to decide how to fill the power-vacuum we created. Bush's biggest crime here was starting the first war without a viable plan for winning or avoiding the second one.

    9. Re:Permanent home? by drgonzo59 · · Score: 1

      Well it takes one stupid commander to order the "full-time professional army" to jump off of a cliff and you don't have a "full-time professional army" anymore. It's just like saying, "Yu have the latest and fastest CPU. So =hHow come the software you write is so slow and full of bugs!?"

    10. Re:Permanent home? by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1

      The snide response to that is "why isn't the full-time professional army winning in Iraq?" The response to comments like that is "it is winning, just not quickly, overwhelmingly, or cheaply".
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    11. Re:Permanent home? by Shakrai · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If the full-time professional army was allowed to fight like their enemies in Iraq do, then the situation there would be different.

      If we were actually fighting a War of Conquest, as people seem to insist that we are, then the situation would be different. We aren't fighting a War of Conquest though. We are fighting some sort of wet-dream nation-building exercise created by the Neo-Cons that assumed we'd be welcomed as liberators and only planned on being there for six months or so after the war. We are fighting Dubya's war because he had to one-up his Dad and go to Baghdad.

      Irregular/guerrilla warfare only works if you assume that the occupying power has to follow certain conventions and rules of war that you (as the guerrilla) don't. If the occupying power is free from any political constraints then the guerrillas are screwed. Guerrilla warfare never worked against Nazi Germany or Stalinist Russia.

      It also never really worked against the early Romans. They were only too happy to slaughter entire villages. Kill every male of military age and sell the women and children into slavery. Yeah, it's not pretty, but by the rules of the day it worked quite well. Lay down your arms and you can join the empire, resist us and we will crush you utterly and enslave any survivors.

      People who accuse the United States of trying to "conquer" Iraq or Afghanistan don't know what true conquest is.

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      We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
    12. Re:Permanent home? by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      When the full-time proffessional army is not allowed to use its full potential for killing and all of the destruction methods that exist in its arsenal (including biological, chemical and nuclear weapons,) because bleeding-heart liberal-minded tree-hugging society doesn't want to see 'those images' on their TV sets, then the full-time professional army gets stuck in a civil war, which cannot be won ever until every single person is dead. But those are not the realities that people want to face.

      Face it, to win wars like Iraq you have to kill every single person willing to fight.

    13. Re:Permanent home? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Face it, to win wars like Iraq you have to kill every single person willing to fight. On which side?
    14. Re:Permanent home? by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      On all sides that are fighting. So those, who completely wipe out the opposite side first, win.

    15. Re:Permanent home? by AaronLawrence · · Score: 1

      I agree, but I don't see any reason to assume there is ANY viable plan which can "win or avoid" the second situation. The US is too disliked, the people too poor, the neighbours too aggressive. Which is one reason why most other countries were saying "don't go".

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    16. Re:Permanent home? by AaronLawrence · · Score: 1

      This would be the war to "liberate" Iraq, that you want to win by using every possible weapon indiscriminately?
      Any amount of civilian casualties are OK, so long as all the "bad guys" get killed and there are "some" civilians left?

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    17. Re:Permanent home? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holy shit! For once I actually agree with dada21! I find it pathetic that so many of our troops (aka, government employees) sit there espousing their disdain for the government, but have no problems collecting a paycheck, housing, and healthcare from it, all while denying the right for others to do the same.

    18. Re:Permanent home? by Kjella · · Score: 1

      Yes, because we all know how well a bunch of guys with rifles stand up to a modern army. Even in the close quarters of a city, they stand no chance at all to hold territory. Guerilla warfare in the cities hiding among civilians isn't exactly glorious, but that's what you'd end up with. Most people tend to think you should deal out a case of military whoop-ass before they get anywhere near your women and children. You don't do that by sending out Minutemen to form line in the forest anymore, sorry. Trained personnel are required to operate fighter jets and tanks and warships and all the other machinery integral to the defense as well as the offense, and trained personnel needs to get paid for their time and effort.

      And once you control the civilans, there are ways to break the resistance. Not that are available to the US since they're playing the good guys, but if you look at Nazi Germany's occupation of Europe, the Soviet Unions military presence in Eastern Europe, you'll know what I mean. Threats against the civilain population, giving them a little leash when they're being good puppets, yanking their chain when they're not. "Real fear" of their families, friends and properties is a two-way street because they can also be held hostage to force you into surrender. Despite all international courts, UN resolutions and the Geneva convention it's rarely more than an aftermath where only high-profile losers are punished.

      War is ugly, reslly ugly. If you think 9/11 was ugly, you should try being invaded and occupied for several years. Chances are you'd be a great fan of a War department, to keep the enemies of the nation away. Now, how much you should use it on the offensive is a different question, since there are ways to strike back that don't play by military rules. But every country should defend itself. Which is why I'm more than a little scared of my government here in Norway, Russia is slipping away from democracy while we're building down our defenses. NATO has been threatening to remove their stockpiles because we can't hold on long enough to make use of them, and I don't blame them.

      I don't think the threat of nuclear holocaust is enough to stop WWIII. Let's say Russia a few decades down the road, after doing a Hitleresque buildup of the military and a desired to reestablish itself as the worlds other superpower rolls into Europe. The Amercians say "Stop, or we'll nuke" and the Russians reply "Do that, and we nuke back". Would they be willing to launch first strike, or would they pull a Chamberlain on us? I don't know. But I do know I'm in favor of a real military, though it won't stand up to Russia on its own, which says that we will defend this country with all the military force we can muster.

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    19. Re:Permanent home? by the_ed_dawg · · Score: 3, Interesting
      The Zimbardo Prison Experiment at Stanford in 1971 illustrated that normal people can become exceptionally cruel under circumstances where one group dominates another. These were just random students. By the end of it, even Professor Zimbardo had joined in. It took an outside colleague to end the experiment.

      The guards were given no specific training on how to be guards. Instead they were free, within limits, to do whatever they thought was necessary to maintain law and order in the prison and to command the respect of the prisoners.

      The guards broke into each cell, stripped the prisoners naked, took the beds out, forced the ringleaders of the prisoner rebellion into solitary confinement, and generally began to harass and intimidate the prisoners.

      The guards again escalated very noticeably their level of harassment, increasing the humiliation they made the prisoners suffer, forcing them to do menial, repetitive work such as cleaning out toilet bowls with their bare hands. The guards had prisoners do push-ups, jumping jacks, whatever the guards could think up, and they increased the length of the counts to several hours each.

      There were three types of guards. First, there were tough but fair guards who followed prison rules. Second, there were "good guys" who did little favors for the prisoners and never punished them. And finally, about a third of the guards were hostile, arbitrary, and inventive in their forms of prisoner humiliation. These guards appeared to thoroughly enjoy the power they wielded, yet none of our preliminary personality tests were able to predict this behavior. The only link between personality and prison behavior was a finding that prisoners with a high degree of authoritarianism endured our authoritarian prison environment longer than did other prisoners.

      I ended the study prematurely for two reasons. First, we had learned through videotapes that the guards were escalating their abuse of prisoners in the middle of the night when they thought no researchers were watching and the experiment was "off." Their boredom had driven them to ever more pornographic and degrading abuse of the prisoners.

      Second, Christina Maslach, a recent Stanford Ph.D. brought in to conduct interviews with the guards and prisoners, strongly objected when she saw our prisoners being marched on a toilet run, bags over their heads, legs chained together, hands on each other's shoulders. Filled with outrage, she said, "It's terrible what you are doing to these boys!" Out of 50 or more outsiders who had seen our prison, she was the only one who ever questioned its morality. Once she countered the power of the situation, however, it became clear that the study should be ended.

      Like most people, I'm disgusted by the actions of those guards at Abu Ghraib. However, the suggestion that the guards at Abu Ghraib would have signed up anyway is contrary to experimental data. The prison environment converted normal Stanford undergraduates into abusive prisoners and a well-established professor into a vindictive superintendent.

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    20. Re:Permanent home? by Dolly_Llama · · Score: 1, Informative



      Sure it did. The French resistance was very successful in disrupting the operation of the nazi occupation and the vichy french government. In fact, partisans all over Europe pinned down a substantial part of the Nazi army in garrison duty. They weren't so successful in going toe to toe with a standing army, but then neither are the Iraqis.

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    21. Re:Permanent home? by sheldon · · Score: 1

      What do you expect to win?

    22. Re:Permanent home? by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Personally I do not care about 'liberating' Iraq. I don't believe in that garbage, I was against that war from the beginning, I think Iran is a much more eligible target. My believe is that once you start a war, you have to achieve some tangible objective. If the tangible objective is to stop all fighting in the area, one possible solution is to remove all parties involved. Nuke it and it will be over.

    23. Re:Permanent home? by slashqwerty · · Score: 1
      When the full-time proffessional army is not allowed to use its full potential for killing and all of the destruction methods that exist in its arsenal (including biological, chemical and nuclear weapons,) because bleeding-heart liberal-minded tree-hugging society doesn't want to see 'those images' on their TV sets

      Do you have any idea what would happen if the US started nuking Iraq? Aside from the fact that it defeats the point of freeing the people and forming a democracy?

      Assuming no one nukes us back, every nation in the world would place an embargo on the US. Our economy would crumble. All the cheap goods we import from elsewhere would dry up. The market for other goods that we export would disappear. The government would have to reinstate fuel rations.

      Other nuclear-capable nations would build up their arsenals. Non-nuclear capable nations would rapidly accelerate their research. There would be a huge military build up throughout the rest of the world, including our former allies.

      Assuming the US withdraws it's military it could end at that. If not, we would likely have war on American soil for the second time in history.

    24. Re:Permanent home? by fermion · · Score: 1
      While the basic premise is valid, there a few points that should be kept in mind.

      First, most military actions are guided by civilian authority, but controlled by the military. The Presidents recent admonition to the congress that it should not try to micromanage the war. Likewise, I enjoy watching how the military does not torture humans simply because the civilian authority says not to. In reality, when you send a bunch of people to kill other people, there is little that can be done to completely control the situation.

      Second, it is a popular conception that the modern military works best with hand picked uber trained soldiers. This is true only because many modern conflicts have minimal casualties, at least on the American side. In a real war, where the winning side is the side that lose the most people, the metric is no longer training, but merely people willing to die. WWI central powers lost 4 million+, the 'winners' lost 5 million+. WWII the axis lost 8 million+, the 'winners' lost 12 million +. In Iraq, the US has lost several thousand, and all out might is kept a bay by the hundred of thousands untrained unwashed militia willing to die at 10 times the coalition numbers. Vietnam war the communist forces lost 600,000 people, the losers lost half that many.

      And given the familiarity of 1941, I am in wonder that why the military is not blamed for the current situation. One reason why WWII was successful, and WWI was such a shambles(might as well have taken 10,000 men a day and shot them) was that in WWII the military was forced to act a a professional organization and complete the job, not just a bunch of mercenaries. There were plan. This is different from, say, Iraq, where the military does part of the job, then is not ready to complete the job in a timely manner. To be specific, WWII starts in around 1939. The US is eventually involved, and ends the war in 1945, at which time the UN is set up. In 1947 the US forms a plan to rebuild europe, which is completed by 1952. 7 years after the war ended and four year after the plan was implemented.

      By contrast, we are 4 years after the end of major conflict in Iraq, and the job is still not done. Even with all the major technology, experience of hind sight, and a decisive and low costs victory, we cannot do what we did at the end of WWII.

      And just because it is the day it is, let us take a moment to remember those untrained people who were willing to serve their country and give their life, with very little to no pay, to protect their family and their beliefs.

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      "She's a scientist and a lesbian. She's not going to let it slide." Orphan Black
    25. Re:Permanent home? by drgonzo59 · · Score: 1
      The ZP Experiment cannot and should not be used as an excuse for torture, ever.

      These were just random students.

      No they were just random _Standford_ students of a particular age group from a particular graduating year. And just because there were Stanford students doesn't mean that they couldn't be crazy and cruel and that does not mean that they represent everyone. Also not all of them exhibited the same amount of cruelty.Some enjoyed it a little too much and I think would have participated anyway just to be allowed to behave like that.

      Yes some humans can and will easily behave like animals or worse, BUT normal people should have a sense of right and wrong, normal people should have compassion (the sociopaths don't and there are a lot of sociopaths out there -- look at most CEO's, for example). And by "normal" I mean morally "normal" not simply average.

    26. Re:Permanent home? by Tiro · · Score: 1

      yeah. just try to take over Switzerland and put the pro v. part-time army logic to the test.

    27. Re:Permanent home? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually repealing the act would remove the ability of congress to limit the presidents power to enter war, which seems undesirable also.

    28. Re:Permanent home? by pz · · Score: 1

      Um, even in 480 BC (well before the 2nd century BC), professional armies were whupping the heck out of amateur armies through superior training and tactics.

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    29. Re:Permanent home? by abb3w · · Score: 2, Insightful

      People who accuse the United States of trying to "conquer" Iraq or Afghanistan don't know what true conquest is.

      Only those here in the US; those abroad (and especially local to those areas) do know what it is, but don't think we have the balls to outrage the whole world by doing it. The complaints are a political ploy.

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    30. Re:Permanent home? by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 1

      In a real war, where the winning side is the side that lose the most people
      Ummm, run that by me again?

      WWI central powers lost 4 million+, the 'winners' lost 5 million+. WWII the axis lost 8 million+, the 'winners' lost 12 million
      And you think they won because of those numbers, not despite them? Silly me, I must have misheard what Patton said.
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    31. Re:Permanent home? by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      That is my point exactly. Any war must have achievable goals, this one does not seem to have any. The US shouldn't have been in Iraq in the first place, Iran is a much more eligible target and the objectives there and their progress can be actually measured. What is the goal in Iraq? I don't believe for a second in the 'liberation' crap, it was never a goal. It's not even defined what it means. Well then, maybe the goal should be: kill everyone. Then nukes and all other total weapons must be used with no hesitation. It seems that the goals right now are just a day to day routine that doesn't lead anywhere.

    32. Re:Permanent home? by Reziac · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Which is why if you DO get into a war, you must always do so with the intent to WIN it as efficiently as possible. Piddlefucking around like we're doing in Iraq does nothing but tear up the landscape and piss off the inhabitants, and meanwhile you get your ass handed to you one little piece at a time.

      Worry about building democracy (or whatever form of gov't floats your corpse) AFTER the war is won. You can't do it DURING a war.

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    33. Re:Permanent home? by Reziac · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The French resistance may have made life hot for the Nazi troops once in a while, but they had very little to do with why Germany lost the war, and they certainly didn't drive the Germans out of France. The real reason was that Germany was fighting on two fronts (western and Russian) and got over-extended, so was vulnerable to a concerted invasion force, and it wouldn't have mattered where that happened.

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    34. Re:Permanent home? by roman_mir · · Score: 2, Funny

      The problem with Iraq is that it is full of Iraqis.

    35. Re:Permanent home? by db32 · · Score: 1

      I think we are pretty much in agreement side a few details and interpretations. The civilian government said "Don't torture" and then gave a wink and a nod. The current administration has made a nightmare of Iraq, I don't think it has much at all to do with the military. For example, you could compare the reconstruction work that was done by no bid contracts awarded to the administrations favorite war company to the reconstruction work done by the various military civil engineering units.

      As far as training goes, it takes a great deal of training to operate modern military equipment. Tanks, jets, ships, satellites, radios, computers, and all manner of other complex things. Now as far as the grunt with the gun, who actually does feel the 'war is hell' part more than anyone else in the military...well there is good reason that our rifles and guns have not gotten any more complicated than flip switch pull trigger. In fact M-16s are no longer fully auto because it was determined that the panicky young man in a firefight was burning off all his ammo not letting go of the trigger. So they simplified the weapon so he simply can't do it that way now. The modern concept is force multipliers, that all the highly trained guys flying jets, driving tanks, operating communications stuff or surveillance stuff multiply the force of the grunt with the gun so that it takes fewer grunts with guns to achieve the same results. The grunts with guns end of things is quite capable of being filled by people with considerably less training, so long as they listen to the highly trained people telling them where to go and what to shoot.

      The problem with Iraq is that our administration created some insane bullshit stories, went charging in with barely a plan, and now they are stuck because the Iraqis didn't come out waving American flags like they did last time (oops, when we pulled out and Saddam killed all those folks, maybe they shoulda guessed that this generation of Iraqis wouldn't be amused). Those idiots have mismanaged the military to a frightening degree, and have made an even bigger mess of this crap because it was all about his political cronies running the show (Thank god Rummy is finally gone). The real shame is that 70% of Americans believe that Saddam/Iraq had something to do with 9/11 and its military generals these days that are calling Bush on his lies about the terrorists in Iraq (former CENTCOM commander making statements explaining Al Q, our favorite boogeyman organization, wasn't in Iraq in force until AFTER we went in). Remember, while Bush chastises congress for micromanaging the military, it has nothing to do with why you shouldn't micromanage the military, it is because HE is "the decider" and now "the commander" and he wants to make sure they don't get in his way of micromanaging things. (Thankfully it seems they are finally breaking from that and the new commander out there seems to be actually getting things slowly turned around)

      I absolutely agree with your last statement, but will add this. Let us remember those that died serving their nation who lost their lives to the poor causes, the political causes, and other such nonsense, because history will always remember the heroes that made that same sacrifice in times of true national emergency. Too many times service members are demonized because they happened to be serving during an unpopular fight, few seem to care that they made the choice to serve.

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    36. Re:Permanent home? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Switzerland has the advantage of being located in what amounts to a natural fortress. The guy at the top of the hill always has an advantage. It's relatively easy to defend against an invader who has to struggle uphill to reach you, and meanwhile you drop rocks on his head. That's one reason why forts have always been built on high ground (at least if anyone with battlefield experience had a say in their location).

      However, modern aircraft negate that advantage -- they effectively have the higher ground and can drop rocks on anyone's head.

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    37. Re:Permanent home? by ScentCone · · Score: 4, Insightful

      To be specific, WWII starts in around 1939. The US is eventually involved, and ends the war in 1945, at which time the UN is set up. In 1947 the US forms a plan to rebuild europe, which is completed by 1952. 7 years after the war ended and four year after the plan was implemented.

      Um... it's worth mentioning that at the time we were rebuilding France, Germany, Italy, and every other spot in Europe that got economically and physically trashed during that war, we did NOT have religiously-driven suicidal crazies trying to kill pizza-shops full of their brothers and cousins in order to terrorize them out of wanting a democracy in which evil things like Women Reading Books, Music Being Played In Public, and Daughters Choosing Their Own Husbands might come about. There weren't well-financed groups of hidden Nazis willing to kill themselves and everyone in a vegetable market because a cave-dwelling extremist with buckets of cash has pursuaded them that Allah will open the doors to Virgin-Mart on their behalf if they can cause as much horrifying death as possible to scare people out of wanting a simple democratic, constitutional governement, and scare them back into settling for a brutal, theocratic, medieval-style thugocracy. With nukes.

      It's not the same thing. Oh, and neither has it been 7 years since the end of hostilities or even close to it, because the people stoking the current conflict (the Iranians) are still busy DOING it.

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    38. Re:Permanent home? by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

      So, you're saying that without this legal extension, the congress is reduced to a binary, yes/no review of executive saber-rattling?
      The fundamental point is that the congressional/executive separation of powers bears review, particularly where war is concerned.
      People seem to feel that there is too much gunboat diplomacy going on, yet there seems little political will to review that power-management process.
      On the contrary, some want US adventurism to pay a visit to Darfur.
      Go figure. Someone is making money.

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    39. Re:Permanent home? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The idea that you could fight and win in modern warfare just by grabbing a bunch of untrained people and not paying them is just unbelievably ignorant of what the military does."

      And yet, in both Iraq and Afghanistan, your country's army has spent the last five years fighting against largely untrained and unpaid people. And it would appear no resolution is in sight.

    40. Re:Permanent home? by Xel'Naga · · Score: 4, Informative

      The Romans needed 200 years of constant warfare to pacify Hispania, in spite of using the genocidal means the parent describes. The Roman republic was characterized by an incredible degree of persistence in military matters. This was how they won their wars, not by superior military leadership/organization/technology.

    41. Re:Permanent home? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Face it, to win wars like Iraq you have to kill every single person willing to fight. You'd quickly run out of people if you actually tried that. Kill enough of someone's friends and family, and you'll find that they become willing to fight. Kill them, and you end up with more people who are suddenly willing to fight.
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    42. Re:Permanent home? by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      What the hell does that mean? Set random bombs and go hide? We don't have a big target like they do, so it makes no sense to fight like them. Besides, while you're sneering down your nose at them, you should remember that they're fighting a resistance campaign against a foreign power that invaded them and toppled their government - they're more than justified in using all sorts of tactics that we're bound from, just like we would be in their situation. Face it: the Iraq you see on the news is a fantasy, and building policy based on it is sheer folly.

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    43. Re:Permanent home? by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      So, is your solution to genocide Iraq, or just not start that fight?

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    44. Re:Permanent home? by stoicfaux · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Nah. The U.S. Constitution allows the government to raise and support Armies (but with a two year limit on funding at a time.) Plus it allows the government to 'provide and maintain a Navy.' And the Commander in Chief is in charge of the Army, Navy, and Militia. The militia clauses allow the government to organize militias, draft people for the militia or use State militias.

      So the Constitution allows America to have an Army, a Navy, and a Militia. Not only is your militia only idea bogus, it's frightenly naive and suicidal.

      I mean really, do you expect everyone will just jump into their family F-16s and Abrams tanks, gas up at the local Citgo, load up on cluster bombs and depleted uranium tank rounds at Wal-Mart, and then head down I-85 to the Middle East and war?

      Relying on untrained and minimally equipped militias will get you squashed by anyone with a professional army and a desire for conquest. The French had a professional army right up until the German Blitzkrieg. A French militia-only "army" would have died so quickly that the British expeditionary force would have been wiped out and England would have been without a professional army. With no British army, surrounded by u-boats, and the Battle of Britain starting weeks earlier, means the Germans could have conquered England. With England gone, the u-boats would have wiped out all US Atlantic shipping. Which means that by the time America geared up for war, we wouldn't have a way to invade Europe. Germany then starts up an atomic bomb program, improves its V2 rockets to be intercontinental or ship launched, and *poof* the last of the Free World is gone.

      Hell, we saw the "power" of militias in the Revolutionary War, where militia men were required to fire three rounds before fleeing and letting the professional Continental army fight. Seriously, if George Freaking Washington didn't exclusively rely on militias, why should we?

      The reason we have a standing professional army is because the risk of not having one is intolerable. All a militia will do is enable you to fight a guerilla style war in your home town. Personally, I much prefer to fight them over there, on our terms, on their soil, killing their civilians, and destroying their way of life over my own and my family's.

      Castrating the military won't banish the spectre of war. Look towards your political leaders. It's their job to win wars before they start.

    45. Re:Permanent home? by CrackedButter · · Score: 1

      The Germans were also not producing enough oil in order to fight effectively.

    46. Re:Permanent home? by jbengt · · Score: 1

      "That is my point exactly."

      No, you completely missed the point.

    47. Re:Permanent home? by DougWebb · · Score: 1

      I don't think there was a viable strategy either; especially without international support. (Real support, not bullied token support.) Bush should've taken a completely different approach.

      My perferred approach, then and today, is to eliminate the US' dependence on foreign oil. That would take most of the power and greed out of the Middle East situation, as well as much of the foreign interference with local politics. Ultimately, I think that's what most folks who live there want, too: independence from foreign powers.

      I've got a three-pronged strategy for getting off the foreign oil:

      1. Short-term: develop US sources again; we've still got plenty.

      2. Medium-term: develop the infrastructure to convert domestic organic waste into crude oil.

      3. Long-term: build enough nuclear power plants to supply the electricity we currently make by burning fossil fuels. (We'd need 5x to 6x as many as we have now.)

    48. Re:Permanent home? by orzetto · · Score: 1

      Guerrilla warfare never worked against Nazi Germany or Stalinist Russia.

      I am from a country that freed itself from Nazi Germany through guerrilla, you insensitive clod!

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    49. Re:Permanent home? by good+soldier+svejk · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The French resistance may have made life hot for the Nazi troops once in a while, but they had very little to do with why Germany lost the war, and they certainly didn't drive the Germans out of France.
      This is true, but it was also a strategic decision. France had a government in exile with an Army and Navy. The maquis and urban resistance organizations were largely directed from the Special Operations Executive in Britain, or directly by the Free French Army depending on the unit. Thir role was clearly defined as intelligence gathering, interdiction, rescuing downed airmen and limited guerrilla an assassination operations. Had France been abandoned by the allies like Yugoslavia, perhaps er resistance movement would have been more ambitious. The Yugoslavian Communist partisans flat out defeated the Germans and Italians. And they did so with little material support from the Allies. Until 1943 the received practically nothing. And it wasn't until 1944 that there were any kind of combined operations. By the end of the war they were an 800,000 strong army of highly motivated citizen soldiers.
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    50. Re:Permanent home? by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 2, Informative

      I wouldn't say that one should use the ZP Experiment to excuse or condone torture, so much as to explain and avoid it. Simple third-party oversight can do wonders, as the experiment showed. Which was lacking, for example, at Abu Girhab. But it's also common wisdom that you don't have regular army perform police duties.

      Reference also the Milgram Experiment. Or even his lesser known one, where he determines how many people, on average, have to be standing on a street corner, staring at nothing in the sky before passers-by start looking too.

      Men in Black summed it up best: 'A person is smart. People are dumb.'

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    51. Re:Permanent home? by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      B, not start that fight. Why is Iran a theocratic state? Because the US of A overthrew the democratic government and installed the Shah, who was, in turn, overthrown by the Ayatollahs.

      There's a quote from Rumsfeld circa 1991/1992 about why Desert Storm didn't go on to invade Iraq; civil war, insurgency, bloody war for ten years, no way to win hearts and minds, blah blah blah.

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    52. Re:Permanent home? by icegreentea · · Score: 1

      off topic, but what does your sig mean? the latin part?

    53. Re:Permanent home? by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

      VIRINE NON SVMVS DEVO SVMVS
      Are we not men? We are Devo.
      I don't pretend to be a huge Latin scholar. Somebody wrote (in Latin) a correction, but they had whitespace and lower case, so I'm not sure they were saying anything too authentic.

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    54. Re:Permanent home? by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      If we were actually fighting a War of Conquest, as people seem to insist that we are,

      Straw man. What people.

    55. Re:Permanent home? by aeschenkarnos · · Score: 1

      Seems to be working pretty well for the Iraqi insurgents.

    56. Re:Permanent home? by drsquare · · Score: 1

      How well did the inferior-trained and equipped Iraqi army manage to prevent their country being invaded?

    57. Re:Permanent home? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Guerrilla warfare never worked against Nazi Germany or Stalinist Russia.

      Tito's partisans is Yugoslavia fought a long and very bloody war against the Nazis and managed to kick them out of the country without a single Russian or American soldier setting foot in the country. So yes, it did work but it was very costly in civilian lives since the Germans didn't have problems disposing of entire villages or schools at a time. In fact, their policy was that for every one German killed, 100 civilians would be killed.

      Overall, it is almost impossible to hold a country in which the *majority* of the populace is determined to fight against you. However, if the locals preffer to drink wine and make cheese instead then you can do as you wish... :-/

    58. Re:Permanent home? by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1

      Just like the problem with America is that it's full of americans...

    59. Re:Permanent home? by niobium · · Score: 0

      When the military DOESN'T do what the civilians tell them, you have a military coop, and I am reasonably certain you would rather have the military continue to follow bullshit directives from idiot civilians that you can replace democratically than have to deal with a military coop (which by the way would probably rather quick once you opted to quit paying them).
      They've already got commissaries, why would the military open their own community run supermarkets?

      Oh, maybe you meant "a military coup"...
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    60. Re:Permanent home? by db32 · · Score: 1

      Wow...I didn't even realize I typed that wrong. Guess I get a little fired up by the "blame the evil military" groops. :)

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    61. Re:Permanent home? by db32 · · Score: 1

      Wait a minute... Allah is opening Virgin-Mart? Hmmm... I think "Follow my word and gain entrance to Virgin Mart" is a bit more motivating than "Listen to me or else you will burn for all eternity". This is common human behavior, one leads to fanatics scrambling to get into Virgin Mart, the other leads to groups of people trying to lay low and be just good enough followers to not burn forever.

      Their governments suck, their religious behavior tends to be pretty bad, but damn is their God better... Promise of Virgin-Mart vs promise of burning in hell...

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    62. Re:Permanent home? by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      Their governments suck, their religious behavior tends to be pretty bad, but damn is their God better... Promise of Virgin-Mart vs promise of burning in hell...

      Oh, they've got Hell too! This is just one of the many aspects of their franchising offer that makes it so compelling to set up a local office, er, mosque. And, while you're waiting for your Virgin-Mart gift card, you still get to make sure that your actual wife is treated like property.

      But: for one of the very best articles on this subject, I highly recommend a quick read at this highly reputable news source .

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    63. Re:Permanent home? by Broken+scope · · Score: 1

      Yet when was the last time they fought and won a decisive battle....... Its called winning by not losing. Produce a slow but stead stream of casualties and in the end you force a draw, which as far as an insurgency is concerned, is a victory. Added bonus if you are fighting a democratic nation. Your insurgency just has to outlast the enemy leadership.

      We could win in Iraqi rather quickly, well it depends what you mean by win. Crush the resistance? Okay level every major city, we wouldn't even need to use nukes to do that.

      We can win against the insurgency on the tactical scale upwards of 90% of the time I would guess. However on a strategic level we are losing.

      We are trying to play the good guy, and thus our play book is limited, and because of civilian proximity we can't employ many very effective tactics.

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    64. Re:Permanent home? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "All a militia will do is enable you to fight a guerilla style war in your home town. Personally, I much prefer to fight them over there, on our terms, on their soil, killing their civilians, and destroying their way of life over my own and my family's."

      Militia? We've basically got one - our Police forces. They're every bit as useful, accountable and friendly and they fight a guerilla style war in almost every American city and town, every day.

      The War on Drugs....it's so they can justify giving the malitia(s) some federal money. Must be.

    65. Re:Permanent home? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, in this case, the Pentagon was part of the push for war:

      http://www.prwatch.org/prwissues/2002Q4/war.html

      Don't be naive. The military industrial complex has become immensely powerful, and they need a nice bloody war every few years to keep the "industry" part running.

    66. Re:Permanent home? by mjwx · · Score: 1

      You forget Afghanistan, Soviet Russia's "Vietnam".

      The Afghan guerrillas simply made the Afghan war too expensive and troubling for the Soviets. Kind of like every successful resistance/guerrilla war.

      As for conquest, not every conquest has been violent, culture and economics have been used since their inception to conquer. Romans being a great example, cultural assimilation was used just as much military conquest to acquire territory. Teaching the people of other lands Latin was often more effective than demonstrating the superiority of the Roman legions. In Medieval Europe, marriages were used as a means to take over various duchies and fiefdoms.

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    67. Re:Permanent home? by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      Finland? As far as I can tell, Finland was the only country that freed itself without being liberated by the Allies. Pretty good feat, and probably the only way you managed to keep yourselves from becoming yet another east European communist state. Of course, the Germans were a bit distracted at the time, but that's still rather amazing.

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    68. Re:Permanent home? by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      The ZP Experiment cannot and should not be used as an excuse for torture, ever.

      Who the hell is trying to justify anything? We're discussing whether torture is a consequence of personality or of environment in the interest of preventing it, we're not trying to justify it. Try to remember that there is a difference between "ought" and "is".

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    69. Re:Permanent home? by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      That might well explain Abu Graib but it doesn't explain why the US is kidnapping people and ferrying them around the world to be tortured by professionals.

    70. Re:Permanent home? by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      Ironic, that the solution to that massive problem, created a much longer lasting problem in the Middle East.

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    71. Re:Permanent home? by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      Domestic sources couldn't be ramped up to meet our needs faster than building your nuclear plants, besides then we'd just be dependant on foreign Uranium. Doing anything besides pulling oil out of the ground is 99% something to look good on TV by "Doing something about the problem".
      The US burns almost 20,000,000 barrels of oil per day, we pull about 5,000,000 out of the ground in our own territory. About 10,000,000 barrels are imported as oil and the remainder is imported as refined product (we haven't built enough refineries to fully support US demand either).

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    72. Re:Permanent home? by sgtrock · · Score: 1

      Wellll, while it's not quite true that we weren't contending with crazed religious fanatics at the end of WWII. How else would you describe (a) the Japanese soldiers scattered all over the Pacific that kept turning up decades after their units were destroyed or surrendered and (b) hardcore Nazis maintaining a guerrilla war against the occupying forces until some time in the early '50s? One set worshipped a living man as a demi-god and the other set worshipped the ideal of a perfect super-race. BTW, the aforementioned guerrillas did deliberately target civilian targets as well as military ones.

      In fact, I've argued with friends of mine for years that Rumsfeld's and Cheney's biggest failings weren't necessarily that they're empire builders dedicated to their own agenda. That just makes them evil. Nope, their biggest failing was that they were so incompetent that they really believed that we would be welcomed with open arms by the populace. They were thinking of themselves as the liberators of France instead of the occupiers of Germany. If they had bothered to study even a little of the relevant history, they might at least have sent in the right number of ground pounders to /secure/ the ground once they conquered it.

      At minimum, they should've listened to some generals instead of firing them. You know, all the ones who told them during the planning stages just how many guys really needed to be in the field? The generals with still bitter and painful memories of Vietnam? They didn't want all those troops to win the war. They wanted those boots on the ground to win the peace.

      Sorry, I'm digressing, I know. Forget the lies about WMD. I thought we had every reason to invade Iraq based solely on Saddam's constant flouting of the UN sanctions. (Heck, I though GWB senior should've told Powell not to stop until he had tanks parked on top of Saddam's hidey hole.) I just get extremely frustrated when I think of all the completely unnecessary casualties suffered on all sides because the greedy bastards in office just saw an opportunity to line their pockets instead of concerning themselves with the long term safety and security of the U.S. and Europe. :(

    73. Re:Permanent home? by Hubbell · · Score: 1

      Bush Sr was advised not to march to Baghdad even though all the allies wanted to because his military advisers told him this exact same situation would happen if they went to Baghdad to oust Saddam.

    74. Re:Permanent home? by ShrapnelFace · · Score: 0

      You have no idea what you are talking about. The only thing the French Resistance did well was help smuggle downed US airman back out of France. My grandfather told me that the only reason there was a French Resistance was because they tried to play kiss ass with Hitler - and they were rewarded by being invaded. He's fond of saying "all 3 times that I had to bail out over Germany (he was a tailgunner) I was more than fortunate to hide in the barn with all the brave Frenchmen who were also hiding in there."

      The only reason they smuggled the US soldiers back out, he maintains, was because they were incapable of saving themselves.

    75. Re:Permanent home? by RedShoeRider · · Score: 1
      "that Allah will open the doors to Virgin-Mart"

      I dunno about you all, but the thought of being with 29 virgins (or whatever the number is) doesn't exactly make me do the happy dance.

      "Is it going to hurt? Like, my best friends's sister's boyfriend's friend said..."....times 28 more times? No thanks.

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    76. Re:Permanent home? by DeadChobi · · Score: 1

      He wasn't using it as an excuse for torture. If you actually read his entire comment he's using it to explain why the Abu Ghiraib incidents happened at all. Were you in the experiment in question and so can tell us that "some enjoyed it a little too much" from personal experience?

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    77. Re:Permanent home? by MickDownUnder · · Score: 1

      Who's we sucker ?

      Of course you're not getting rich, and I'm certainly not. But you can bet your ass that there are people out there literally making billions out of Iraq. Where do you think all this funding for Iraq goes to?

      Well it's pretty simple it's going to a lot of companies and who profits from these companies?

      http://www.smh.com.au/news/world/up-to-15-per-cent -of-iraq-oil-output-missing/2007/05/13/11789950000 73.html

      Oil is being pumped out of Iraq every day, money for 15% of the oil that has been shipped from Iraq has simply disappeared. No one can account for it. Just google 'iraq corruption', you will see enough smoke to realise there's a pretty intense fire there. If you're still not convinced go check Haliburton's stock price in the last 6 years. If you think for one second that people are dying in Iraq today for any other reason than oil and money you are totally deluded.

      I suggest you actually go to the middle east, India, or China, talk to an average joe, you'll soon understand what modern day enslavement is about and how money works to enslave people. Iraq is all about making a small minority of people a whole lot richer and making the rest of us relatively poorer. More for the conquerors, less for the non-conquerors, that is the true nature of conquest, plain nasty ruthless greed. It's very simple.

      Anyhow getting back to the penatgon....

      Here's a theory... have a look at your one dollar bills, hmm what's that pyramid doing there? And how about that washington monument, that seems a little familiar doesn't it?

      Ummm just maybe that pentagon is a Freemason thing? Just a wild guess.

    78. Re:Permanent home? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      How else would you describe (a) the Japanese soldiers scattered all over the Pacific that kept turning up decades after their units were destroyed or surrendered

      Well the thing with the Japanese is that their fanatical loyalty was to their Emperor. When the Emperor declared that he was surrendering, while it was a huge blow to national pride, every Japanese put down their arms and the surrender happened in an orderly fashion. The reason the ones on those Pacific atols never stopped fighting is because they never got the message.

      As opposed to Muslim extremists whose fundamental loyalty is to (their extremist intepretation of) Allah, and they follow human leaders only so long as their message is aligned with their own extremism. For example, if al Sadr started preaching peace and love of Americans and how his militia should lay down their arms, well, it wouldn't do much except get al Sadr lynched and a new leader chosen.

      At minimum, they should've listened to some generals instead of firing them. You know, all the ones who told them during the planning stages just how many guys really needed to be in the field? The generals with still bitter and painful memories of Vietnam? They didn't want all those troops to win the war. They wanted those boots on the ground to win the peace.

      It truly is sad how just about every failure and problem that has arisen in Iraq was forseen and voiced by experienced people in the government who were almost universally ignored, discredited, and run out of their jobs by this Administration. Because it was more important to them that their underlings agree instead of do good work. They believed that their beliefs would trump reality, and who would have guessed, reality won!

      Truly, I have long since gotten over any accusations of evil as being beside the point to just how incompetent they have all turned out to be.

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    79. Re:Permanent home? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When the military DOESN'T do what the civilians tell them, you have a military coop

      Boy, I'd hate to be around when THOSE chickens come home to roost....

  6. How the Pentagon Got Its Shape by SpaghettiPattern · · Score: 3, Funny

    How the Pentagon Got Its Shape... (It's pentagonal.)
    This vividly reminds me of "the time when the milkman was 47 minutes late"

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    1. Re:How the Pentagon Got Its Shape by trolltalk.com · · Score: 5, Funny

      Next up - "what part of George's anatomy inspired the Washington Monument".

    2. Re:How the Pentagon Got Its Shape by shirai · · Score: 1

      His middle finger?

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    3. Re:How the Pentagon Got Its Shape by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nope. penis

  7. Get Your Priorities Straight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny
    from the yay-holiday-weekends dept.

    Apparently, Taco can cheer for a long weekend, but he completely neglects the reason for it. Today is Memorial Day, where we pay tribute and honor those that gave their lives for their country, so that we can continue to live in freedom.

    God Bless Our Troops, and God Bless America.

    1. Re:Get Your Priorities Straight by PoliTech · · Score: 1
      Excellent flaimebait! Especially on Memorial Day.

      /Trolling Slashdot are you?

    2. Re:Get Your Priorities Straight by nokilli · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      It isn't flamebait if it is the truth.

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    3. Re:Get Your Priorities Straight by trolltalk.com · · Score: 3, Interesting

      At the risk of being way off-topic, the truth is the best flame-bait. Different people have different versions of the truth - try talking sense to anyone who believes in "Intelligent Design". Or who thinks Iraq isn't another Viet-Nam. Or who thinks Windows is the only "legal" operating system.

    4. Re:Get Your Priorities Straight by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 1

      While they are not responsible for the policies they are being asked to enact, it hardly seems fitting to honor them for their sacrifice when we're looking at over a million dead Muslims by their hand.

      A million? Why not use seven million in your delusion, then you'll be able to accuse the U.S. of killing more than the Jewish Holocaust.

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    5. Re:Get Your Priorities Straight by nokilli · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      I take your point.

      Under a different username, I once got modded -1, Insightful for speaking the truth, and it trashed my account (I went from excellent karma to, um, terrible or awful or whatever it's called, in just one post.)

      As my fake sig might suggest, I have little patience for words used to justify my speech being deleted/censored/moderated/whatever.

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    6. Re:Get Your Priorities Straight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Oh, so million dead Muslims by their hand is the truth?

      Got any credible source for that?

      I didn't think so. I just OWNED YOU. I win, you lose.

    7. Re:Get Your Priorities Straight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because claiming we've killed seven million would be untrue, unless you count the number of people of Islamic heritage being killed in Africa as well - but that is not by our soldiers hands, but by the inaction of the hands of American leaders. Then again, tens of thousands of palestinians have been killed by Israeli hands with American weapons as well - they really are "middle easterners", so does this count toward the body count?
       
      One million Muslims in Iraq? Wrong. Deluding yourself into thinking that this body count - regardless of what the number is - should be ignored so that we can celebrate the killers? Wrong.
       
      Look, before you launch into something about how they're fighting for our freedoms I'd like to ask you this - what freedoms are they fighting to protect? The only freedom I see being protected by this war is the freedom for war profiteers to use the bodies of non-christians to increase the size of their bank account. The freedom for politicians to reduce and limit our rights as citizens in this country. (Tell me again why my bottle of water is a terrorist threat?) And ask the average Iraqi citizen if they have more or less freedom under the Occupiers as opposed to under Saddam - you might be surprised.

    8. Re:Get Your Priorities Straight by qortra · · Score: 1

      Point taken: we should all take time out to remember. However, maybe you're being hard on Taco? I mean, that's not even a headline; it's the fun tag that is usually ignored by most. And, to be fair, this is an article about a U.S. Military building, so not entirely orthogonal to the spirit of the day. Plus, he still has many hours left in the day to post articles about or mention things more relevant to Memorial day.

      So be a little less prickly today. And don't forget to perhaps thank a serviceman who is still living; it isn't the expressed purpose of the day, but I'm sure they would be grateful anyway.

    9. Re:Get Your Priorities Straight by nokilli · · Score: 2, Informative

      Perhaps if you stopped watching Fox News or drinking out of the toilet you'd know this already.

      Lancet had Iraqi casualties at 655,000 and that was over a half year ago and doesn't count military.

      And of course, that doesn't count what we did in Afghanistan, where we spent months bombing civilian targets that lay along the pipeline routes, bombings that took place long before we went after Tora Bora and bin Laden. And missed.

      Add the sanctions under Clinton responsible for at least a half-million Iraqi dead. Add the millions dead from the Iran-Iraq war, which we clearly instigated. Or the Gulf War, which we probably manufactured (see April Glaspie). The depleted uranium getting into everything, including the mothers breast.

      Most of the Bush White coming out of Afghanistan since the invasion is destined for Iraq as well, so we need to consider that too.

      It is genocide and in truth the number is way over a million, it's in the many millions.

      Your saying otherwise is no different than the "good" Germans denying the "Holocaust".

      Please, have the heart to become human again, and stand against this atrocity.

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    10. Re:Get Your Priorities Straight by JackieBrown · · Score: 1

      Was that your first post?

      Today you have been modded down and your karma is still good.

    11. Re:Get Your Priorities Straight by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      "a million dead"

      Aside from being a troll, you're a fucking liar.

    12. Re:Get Your Priorities Straight by nokilli · · Score: 1

      No, it was under another username, I went in having excellent karma and an active accout, indeed, I had donated to slashdot under that account, and then when I posted on the subject of TWA 800 the moderation was so violent up and down that I ended up with shit karma and so I had to create a new account.

      But I scored the coveted -1, Insightful moderation. You don't see that very often.

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    13. Re:Get Your Priorities Straight by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      I feel your pain :-)

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    14. Re:Get Your Priorities Straight by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Anyone got figures handy on how many of these dead Muslims (however many there may be) were killed by other Muslims?

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    15. Re:Get Your Priorities Straight by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 1

      what freedoms are they fighting to protect

      In this particular case, the freedom of civilization to live without states sponsoring radical terrorism.

      The only freedom I see being protected by this war is the freedom for war profiteers to use the bodies of non-christians to increase the size of their bank account.

      Some people certainly do, as is true in all wars (including WW/II, the war most people agree was necessary). The trouble with people like you is that you focus ONLY on that, rather than all the myriad, complex factors of the thing.

      Tell me again why my bottle of water is a terrorist threat?

      Because it's possible to mix two clear chemicals to produce a bomb. And before you link me to some idiot who says it isn't possible, John Carmack has actually demonstrated it using hydrogen peroxide (I'm too lazy to dig up the link, but he responded to someone else who said it wasn't possible).

      And ask the average Iraqi citizen if they have more or less freedom under the Occupiers as opposed to under Saddam - you might be surprised.

      The average Iraqi citizen doesn't have the faintest clue what freedom means after so many years of not having to think about it, particularly in a country with such a religion that dictates so many things. That said, it's interesting how many people voted in the election.

      Anyway, there's a difference between security and freedom. Objectively, they certainly have more freedom. But many have a lot less security, so they'd probably say they are "worse off" now than they were before, which is completely different from freedom.

      I have a feeling you're one of those people that would pull out the old quote of, "those who would trade freedom for security deserve neither." But apparently you believe that doesn't apply to the Iraqis, where you seem to think that having security is better than freedom.

      (this will be my only post on the subject, since I don't want to get into yet another protracted debate that will go nowhere, so I will give you the last word, if you want it)

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    16. Re:Get Your Priorities Straight by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      In this particular case, the freedom of civilization to live without states sponsoring radical terrorism.

      That'd be us, right?

      The trouble with people like you is that you focus ONLY on that, rather than all the myriad, complex factors of the thing.

      What myriad complex factors led GWB to topple Iraq's fovernment and, in so doing, destabilize the region with no real exit strategy?

      The average Iraqi citizen doesn't have the faintest clue what freedom means after so many years of not having to think about it, particularly in a country with such a religion that dictates so many things. That said, it's interesting how many people voted in the election.

      Shows what you know. Iraq was a secular state, and that is why it was fairly stable - one brutal guy keeping everybody in line while not really taking sides in the religion thing. Of course, now the average IRaqi probably thinks freedom means having to worry about being blown up by some guys who think they worship Allah in the wrong way, or shot by some hired mercenaries for no reason. I very much doubt, though, that they distinguish between regular army and Blackwater.

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  8. The "War Department" by jimijon · · Score: 3, Funny

    At least they were honest back then. Now it is called the "Defense Department"?! HA!

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    1. Re:The "War Department" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least they were honest back then. [in 1941] Now it is called the "Defense Department"?! [as it has been since 1945-1947, actually] HA! [Um, yeah.]

    2. Re:The "War Department" by AchilleTalon · · Score: 1

      Knowing the best defense is attack, they are in fact still honest.

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    3. Re:The "War Department" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's called the Department of War during times of war and the Department of Defense during times of peace.

    4. Re:The "War Department" by pilsner.urquell · · Score: 1
    5. Re:The "War Department" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In 1941 the United States were not at war (and wouldn't be for two more years).

    6. Re:The "War Department" by INT_QRK · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Cute and pithy notwithstanding, the pre-1947 "War Department" referred to what is now the Department of the Army. The other "military" Department prior to 1947 was the Department of the Navy (same name as now) which governed, and still governs the U.S. Navy and U.S Marine Corps. The National Security Act of 1947 "unified" the services under a new Department of Defense (DoD), governed by a new Secretary of Defense cabinet level official. The Act also founded the Department of the Air Force as a separate service from the Army (was the Army Air Corp). So, the three military Departments under DoD now are the Department of the Army (USA), Department of the Navy (USN & USMC), and Department of the Air Force (USAF), their Secretaries demoted (War and Navy Secretaries anyway) from cabinet level positions.

    7. Re:The "War Department" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Knowing the best defense is attack, they are in fact still honest. Not, if in fact, it is the U.S. government itself that I need the most defending from.
    8. Re:The "War Department" by timeOday · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Knowing the best defense is attack, they are in fact still honest.
      Obviously you haven't seen the news for a few years. There have been far more US casualies in Iraq than on 911. (Not to mention all the dead Iraqis. For some reason I haven't yet determined, they don't seem to count for much.)
    9. Re:The "War Department" by kubrick · · Score: 1

      The US declared war on Japan on 7 December 1941.

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    10. Re:The "War Department" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah, that strategy in "defending" ourselves against Iraq worked out real well...

    11. Re:The "War Department" by Tribbin · · Score: 1

      From the Homeland-security-dept.

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    12. Re:The "War Department" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Big deal. Compare that to previous wars and it's miniscule.

    13. Re:The "War Department" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I recommend reading your own link to see why you are wrong. :)

    14. Re:The "War Department" by kubrick · · Score: 1

      Obviously I'm living in some sort of alternate world or something.

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    15. Re:The "War Department" by operagost · · Score: 1

      Are you saying there's a connection between Iraq and 9/11?

      If not, then don't make any more foolish comparisons.

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    16. Re:The "War Department" by MyOtherUIDis3digits · · Score: 1

      I think his point is that Japan bombed Pearl Harbor on Dec 7, but war was officially declared on Dec 8.

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    17. Re:The "War Department" by kubrick · · Score: 1

      Ah, OK, the interjection of the date of the 7th in that text misled me. Still, I'm not sure what the point of the original poster was with the "US wasn't at war until 1943" comment -- and with two anons posting I thought the second post was by the same person as the first.

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  9. this reminds me by rubberbandball · · Score: 1

    of a post 9/11 Daily Show comment calling it "the quadragon". but no one really knows how that happened.

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    1. Re:this reminds me by phillymjs · · Score: 4, Informative

      Actually, that was from a headline from the first post-9/11 issue of the Onion.

      More correctly, it was a headline they thought went a little too far, and was not actually used. If memory serves it was something like "America Stronger Than Ever, Say Quadragon Officials."

      ~Philly

    2. Re:this reminds me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interestingly, the French show The News Puppets, which is like what The Onion would if it were a TV show starring amusingly designed puppets, ran the headline "Allah 1, Jesus 0" a mere one day afterwards. Maybe the French have more tolerance for such things, or they thought they could get away with it since they weren't actually in the US. In any case, that pulled headline is much better than "U.S. Vows To Defeat Whoever It Is We're At War With".

    3. Re:this reminds me by Chuq · · Score: 1

      Australia's Chaser had headlines such as "WTC janitor declares: Best sickie ever" and "Sydney's Centrepoint Tower climbs two places in 'worlds tallest buildings' list" in the week following September 11.

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    4. Re:this reminds me by sean.peters · · Score: 1

      I was working as a defense contractor at Ft. Belvoir (just outside the DC Beltway) when the Pentagon was attacked on 11 September. After the initial shock was over, the impulse for black humor kicked in, and we universally referred to the building as "the Square" from then on.

  10. why math by iONiUM · · Score: 1

    I kind of expected the definition of the origin of the math pentagon: "After 4 sides, a square, became so useful we had to think for years about how to top it.. and then it came to us: FIVE sides".

    1. Re:why math by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 1

      "Well, why eleven?" "It's one louder, isn't it? I mean, you're on ten here, you're on ten on your guitar, where can you go from there? Nowhere, exactly! So when we need that little extra kick, we turn it up to eleven." "Why don't you just only have ten, and make that louder?" ".......this one goes to eleven."

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    2. Re:why math by Reziac · · Score: 1

      And if you extrapolate that infinitely... you'll eventually invent the wheel!

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    3. Re:why math by DeadChobi · · Score: 1

      Bish bosh, everyone knows the universe cannot be divided infinitely!

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  11. the names of the chief alternative designs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ..."Rectangle", "Quadrilateral", and "Square", tested poorly in focus groups.

    1. Re:the names of the chief alternative designs by gardyloo · · Score: 4, Funny

      And the public thought that "Moebius Strip", though it sounded fun at first, hinted too much at something German.

    2. Re:the names of the chief alternative designs by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 4, Funny

      And the public thought that "Moebius Strip", though it sounded fun at first, hinted too much at something German.

      Nah, it was just they thought the discussion would go on for ever ;)

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    3. Re:the names of the chief alternative designs by The+Living+Fractal · · Score: 1

      The original plan of a "Triagon" was suggested, but thrown out at the last minute due to technical inaccuracies. I blame politics!

      TLF

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    4. Re:the names of the chief alternative designs by gardyloo · · Score: 4, Funny

      Discussion? More like a monologue ;)

    5. Re:the names of the chief alternative designs by gandreas · · Score: 1

      And be one sided...

    6. Re:the names of the chief alternative designs by pmiller396 · · Score: 1

      ...and be rather one-sided!

      <ducks>

    7. Re:the names of the chief alternative designs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a one-sided way of thinking.

  12. What!? by lawpoop · · Score: 3, Funny

    You mean all those conspiracy web sites that claim that the shape of the pentagon and capitol hill are giant satanic drawings are bullshit!?

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    1. Re:What!? by RealGrouchy · · Score: 1

      No, they're more true than ever!

      I mean, this story sounds pretty solid.

      So much so, in fact, that it must be part of the coverup!

      - RG>

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  13. War readiness should be our top priority by m0llusk · · Score: 1

    All this talk of technology and free software is a distraction. What really matters is our preparations and readiness for war.

    1. Re:War readiness should be our top priority by Faylone · · Score: 1

      This talk of technology and free software does helps us with our prepareness and readiness for war. War is fueled by technology.

    2. Re:War readiness should be our top priority by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only Communists would use Free software in war.

    3. Re:War readiness should be our top priority by bky1701 · · Score: 1

      Because Microsoft is so much better at it.

      "The program detonate.exe is trying to access C://windows/system32/nukecontrol.

      Allow | Deny"

  14. why fight it? by suzerain · · Score: 1

    Pretty much everything we do just conforms to the limitations of our environment. It's all we can really do, after all. That the Pentagon's shape happened because of an artificial "environment" (the shape of a plot of land) is irrelevant. And then, the shape wasn't changed when it was moved because of a lack of time...well, this is also pretty common, I think.

    I'm not trying to pooh-pooh the article, but it's just kind of...well...you know, my shoe is shaped kind of oblong and rounded because, well, that's how feet are shaped. Isn't that amazing?

    I guess what I'm getting at is...erm...why is this interesting? I guess the only news here is the bit about how it was shaped to fit one site, then moved. Riveting stuff, that.

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    1. Re:why fight it? by Rhaban · · Score: 1

      my shoe is shaped kind of oblong and rounded because, well, that's how feet are shaped. Isn't that amazing? I believe my feet are shaped this way because I put them inside oblong and rounded shoes every day. If I was to wear pentagonal shoes for a while, my feet would adapt and get pentagram-shaped.
    2. Re:why fight it? by kiracatgirl · · Score: 1

      It's only here so that the people on slashdot can make repeated references to Satanism in the Government, really.

    3. Re:why fight it? by The+Living+Fractal · · Score: 1

      To me at least, if you read between the lines, the more interesting part of this is not that our fearless leaders in intelligence and military had some behind-the-scenes secret reason for the name, but because of the opposite: they were so incredibly boring they couldn't come up with anything better than the SHAPE OF THE BUILDING.

      Why couldn't it be because there are 5 tenets to the intelligence community, or 5 of the ten commandments, or Arby's had a 5 for 5.95 and each side represented a sandwich, or the 5 Ws, or the Jackson 5, or the 5th deviation, or because the building was really built to cover a secret alien spaceship that was shaped like a pentagon, or because they made some 5 alarm chili the day they were thinking up plans. I could go on forever.

      How incredibly boring.

      TLF

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    4. Re:why fight it? by honkycat · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I dunno, non-rectangular buildings are rare. Given the high profile nature of this one, and the fact that its shape became its name, the fact that it has a really mundane reason behind its unique design is interesting to me. You can imagine all sorts of strategic or philosophical reasons why they might have singled out a pentagonal ring shape for the building. But, it's none of those... it's just a quirk of history, and the explanation of that quirk was newsworthy to me. It's also interesting as a window into bureaucratic decision making.

    5. Re:why fight it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > they were so incredibly boring they couldn't come up with anything better than the SHAPE OF THE BUILDING.

      Actually it's "DoD Headquarters". "The Pentagon" is unofficial, and actually a pretty cool name.

    6. Re:why fight it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You obviously haven't read any Freemason conspiracy websites...

    7. Re:why fight it? by solitas · · Score: 1

      I'd also heard that the design formed a closed loop (concentric loops) so that an individual would never be more than half a building away from his destination (compared to the path lengths traversed for a long building or one with multiple wings) while still allowing as much natural light/ventilation available and keeping the smallest footprint.

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  15. Really in the Middle of the Basement Was... by beadfulthings · · Score: 2, Informative

    In more innocent days, the center ring, lower level of the Pentagon contained a mini-shopping mall (called the Concourse) with department stores, a bookseller and other shops, restaurants, a Post Office, and businesses such as dry cleaners. It was also a major transfer point for people taking public transportation (at that time it would've been all buses) into and out of Washington, DC.

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    1. Re:Really in the Middle of the Basement Was... by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      In more innocent days, the center ring, lower level of the Pentagon contained a mini-shopping mall (called the Concourse) with department stores, a bookseller and other shops, restaurants, a Post Office, and businesses such as dry cleaners. It was also a major transfer point for people taking public transportation (at that time it would've been all buses) into and out of Washington, DC.


      And it still is; the Pentagon Metro (subway) station is a stone's throw away from the Pentagon, and Pentagon bus stop just a few more yards further away is, I believe, the single largest commuter bus stop in the DC area; dozens of bus routes stop there. I use it on occasion and used to use it much more frequently. I'm not really old enough to remember when the general public was allowed in to the Concourse without supervision, but I am old enough to remember when everybody moving through the Metro station could look through a passageway right in to the Pentagon, past the guard booths (that entrance has since been walled up). I also remember the sign advertising the daily public tours of the Pentagon there.

      Chris Mattern
    2. Re:Really in the Middle of the Basement Was... by lawpoop · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it's too bad all that innocent stuff was replaced by a center for satanic ritual.

      ;)

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    3. Re:Really in the Middle of the Basement Was... by steronz · · Score: 1

      The concourse is still there, with all the shops you described, albeit on the 1st level and not open to the public.

    4. Re:Really in the Middle of the Basement Was... by Evilest+Doer · · Score: 1

      the Pentagon Metro (subway) station is a stone's throw away from the Pentagon
      Just to try to actually throw any stones. The very nice, polite and helpful young men with the automatic weapons will lose their smile in less than a heartbeat and be on you like a ton of bricks if you do.
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    5. Re:Really in the Middle of the Basement Was... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, just don't try to throw stones (must rememeber to preview). Fnord.

  16. When the bureaucracy worked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    WW2 was a special time in the history of the public service. Projects were approved and built at a pace that embarrasses us today. Sure, the military had a bureaucracy but there was a war to be won. Everyone focused on being effective. Petty bureaucrats with petty bureaucratic concerns were swept aside.

    The lessons were learned in WW1. When that war started, the British officer corps was incompetent. They were in charge of the empire's troops and there were massacres of Canadian, Australian, Newfoundland etc. troops. The colonies weren't about to put up with that. In fact there is a story that the Canadian prime minister hauled the British prime minister out of his chair by his lapels and made it very clear that, if there was another such massacre, the Canadians were going home. The incompetent British officers were replaced by competent colonials. By the time the Americans arrived, they had some very good models of military efficiency to copy. (You could also make the argument that they weren't that stupid in the first place.) In any event, when WW2 came along, the lessons learned in WW1 were still living memory.

    Sadly, given enough peace time, the fat bloated bureaucracy rears its ugly head again. The meritocracy is suppressed. If we had to build another Pentagon today, it would cost too much and take too long, and some company close to certain politicians would get rich. In fact, looking at the corruption and waste of money in Iraq, I'm feeling very depressed.

    1. Re:When the bureaucracy worked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jerry Pournelle's Iron Law of Bureaucracy states, basically, that any bureaucracy will always tend to become more bureaucratic.

      The only exception he notes is of the military during wartime.

    2. Re:When the bureaucracy worked by Brandybuck · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The "bureaucracy" worked only because everyone was cowed into uniformity of purpose. That is too high a price to pay. The WWII era was not a free society.

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    3. Re: When the bureaucracy worked by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      The lessons were learned in WW1. When that war started, the British officer corps was incompetent. They were in charge of the empire's troops and there were massacres of Canadian, Australian, Newfoundland etc. troops. The colonies weren't about to put up with that. In fact there is a story that the Canadian prime minister hauled the British prime minister out of his chair by his lapels and made it very clear that, if there was another such massacre, the Canadians were going home. The incompetent British officers were replaced by competent colonials. I don't think it was primarily a matter of competence. The Great Powers simply wanted to use the colonials for cannon fodder rather than sapping their own populations. The French wanted to use the US reinforcements the same way, but the US insisted on having its own unified command.

      IIRC, after that tragedy the Canadians amended their constitution to say that only volunteers could be sent overseas.
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    4. Re:When the bureaucracy worked by RexRhino · · Score: 1

      WW2 was a special time in the history of the public service. Projects were approved and built at a pace that embarrasses us today. Sure, the military had a bureaucracy but there was a war to be won. Everyone focused on being effective. Petty bureaucrats with petty bureaucratic concerns were swept aside. And Stalin made the trains run on time, too!
    5. Re: When the bureaucracy worked by KillerBob · · Score: 2, Interesting

      IIRC, after that tragedy the Canadians amended their constitution to say that only volunteers could be sent overseas.


      Canada didn't actually get a constitution until 1982. During WWI, there was talk of implementing conscription to fill the war need, and there actually was some conscription going on in Quebec and parts of the prairies, but there was a huge backlash against that. Thankfully, the war ended before any of those conscripts were sent overseas.

      After the war, we didn't update our constitution, because we didn't have a constitution to update. We did, however, pass a law that banned conscription outright.

      *sighs* I wish we'd gotten rid of income tax, too. Officially, it's a "temporary war measure", that was supposed to be repealed at the end of WWI, lol. Here we are, almost 90 years later, and they still haven't gotten rid of it.
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    6. Re:When the bureaucracy worked by taniwha · · Score: 1

      Ah - but the Gold Law of Bureaucracy says that in war time private industry will always find ways to take all the gold from the bureaucracy - Iraq being just the latest example in a long history of war profiteering ...

    7. Re: When the bureaucracy worked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *sighs* I wish we'd gotten rid of income tax, too. Officially, it's a "temporary war measure", that was supposed to be repealed at the end of WWI, lol. Here we are, almost 90 years later, and they still haven't gotten rid of it.

      That's nothing. Ours was supposed to be gone after our wars with the French!

    8. Re:When the bureaucracy worked by ephedream · · Score: 1

      Sadly, given enough peace time, the fat bloated bureaucracy rears its ugly head again. The meritocracy is suppressed. If we had to build another Pentagon today, it would cost too much and take too long, and some company close to certain politicians would get rich. In fact, looking at the corruption and waste of money in Iraq, I'm feeling very depressed.

      Indeed, the lack of efficiency with which we are occupying, massacreing and torturing Iraqis is really something we ought to be ashamed of.

    9. Re:When the bureaucracy worked by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      You're right, if we had to build another Pentagon today it would cost 50 billion dollars, take 20 years to build and end up with a computer system that would be obsolete now, assuming it could be made to work. Oh, and when someone flushed the toilets all the lights would go out in Crystal City.

      Although I never cared for his politics, I would have loved to have seen some real and lasting results from Al Gore's project on government efficiency, it was sorely needed 12 years ago, and now things are 3 times worse. I don't think it's possible to reform our government any more.

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    10. Re:When the bureaucracy worked by dcollins · · Score: 2, Informative

      There was definitely corruption and inefficiency on the part of the U.S. during WWII (as in any war I know of). However, there were people in government dedicated to finding such corruption, exposing it, and resolving it. That's specifically how Harry Truman came to public fame. If only our current administration allowed such a thing!

      He gained fame and respect when his preparedness committee (popularly known as the "Truman Committee") investigated the scandal of military wastefulness by exposing fraud and mismanagement. His advocacy of common-sense cost-saving measures for the military attracted much attention. Although some feared the Committee would hurt war morale, it was considered a success and is reported to have saved at least $11 billion. In 1943, his work as chairman earned Truman his first appearance on the cover of Time Magazine. (He would eventually appear on nine Time covers and be named the magazine's Man of the Year for the years 1945 and 1948.[30])



      Truman's diligent, fair-minded, and notably nonpartisan work on the Senate committee that came to bear his name turned him into a national figure. It is unlikely that Roosevelt would have considered him for the vice-presidential spot in 1944 had the former "Senator from Pendergast" not earned a new reputation in the Senate -- one for probity, hard work, and a willingness to ask powerful people tough questions.




      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_S._Truman#Defen se_policy_and_the_Truman_Committee
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    11. Re: When the bureaucracy worked by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      Here we are, almost 90 years later, and they still haven't gotten rid of it.

      Probably because it's the fairest tax yet to be invented.

    12. Re:When the bureaucracy worked by greg_barton · · Score: 1

      Sadly, given enough peace time, the fat bloated bureaucracy rears its ugly head again. The meritocracy is suppressed.

      Yeah, it's a shame we don't have an unending war to keep the troops sharp and make the government efficient and lean...
    13. Re:When the bureaucracy worked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Err.. I don't think that was the OP's point, you miserable dumb cocksucker. Typical ideologue. Utterly useless. And your wedding photos are the lamest ever seen. Is your beard glued on iron filings?

    14. Re:When the bureaucracy worked by greg_barton · · Score: 1

      Is your beard glued on iron filings?

      No, I just absorbed a bicycle.
    15. Re:When the bureaucracy worked by fm6 · · Score: 1

      Don't confuse Stalin's authoritarianism with what went on in the U.S. during the war. America didn't suddenly become a dictatorship. There was an actual grass roots consensus that the war had to he won. And one of the biggest reasons the Allies won the war was America's unique role. More than any other participants, Americans came to the war as independently thinking self-sacrificing individuals.

    16. Re:When the bureaucracy worked by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      The incompetent British officers were replaced by competent colonials.

      Indeed, one might suppose that a bad British brigadier might lose his job to a competent colonial colonel from Canada.

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    17. Re:When the bureaucracy worked by kabocox · · Score: 1

      WW2 was a special time in the history of the public service. Projects were approved and built at a pace that embarrasses us today. Sure, the military had a bureaucracy but there was a war to be won. Everyone focused on being effective. Petty bureaucrats with petty bureaucratic concerns were swept aside. ...

      Sadly, given enough peace time, the fat bloated bureaucracy rears its ugly head again. The meritocracy is suppressed. If we had to build another Pentagon today, it would cost too much and take too long, and some company close to certain politicians would get rich. In fact, looking at the corruption and waste of money in Iraq, I'm feeling very depressed.


      Um, we feel that we are at peace. All that crap in the middle east over the last two decades hasn't felt like a war/conflict to the general public. It's an expensive tax burden, but it hasn't felt like WW3 or Vietam mark 2. Every male 18 on up hasn't been drafted, most of those in college weren't pulled out to fill the drafts, and an entire male generation hasn't spent some time over in foreign parts while those left build tons of crap for the troops. We had alot of anger over 9/11, but I'm over here in a civilian job rather than over there holding a gun. If we really felt like we were in WW3 or against someone that could really hurt us, our military would force through sustainable power that wasn't dependent on fuel sources in the conflict area as a start. I could see the US building up 30-40% long term sustainable power not just to piss of the enemy nations, but for our long term rear area security. We just don't feel like those quick and dirty measures are needed.

  17. the onion had it right by the_tsi · · Score: 2, Funny
    1. Re:the onion had it right by RealGrouchy · · Score: 1

      Fuck Everything, We're Doing Five Sides.

      Yes, they did have that right.

      Truth is stranger than fiction, non?

      - RG>
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    2. Re:the onion had it right by dabraun · · Score: 1

      What is absolutely amazing is that the Onion article predates the product (and it was hilarious at the time, the fact that Gilette actually did it is ... mind boggling). Oh, and I have one. :)

  18. One side for each.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    of the final five cylons.

  19. A new one based on a cirlce? by iknownuttin · · Score: 1

    Have a new defense department in a building shaped like a circle. The theme of the building being what goes around, comes around.

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    1. Re:A new one based on a cirlce? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too late, it has already been done!

      See the new GCHQ building known as "The Doughnut" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GCHQ and http://www.gchq.gov.uk/about/accommodation.html

    2. Re:A new one based on a cirlce? by jc42 · · Score: 1

      Have a new defense department in a building shaped like a circle. The theme of the building being what goes around, comes around.

      Nah; that's not as good as the symbolism in the pentagon. My thought when I rad the story was how appropriate it was. They built it to match their previous plot of land. That goes along perfectly with the old observation that they're always fighting the previous war.

      Military historians must have loved it. They covered their laughter with the story that it was in honor of the old pentagonal forts (built that way for good military reasons, not just to imprison demons). But they knew what it was really symbolizing.

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  20. Kafka-esque by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    English-born poet W. H. Auden worked on an Army commission in the 40s and mentioned once, having been to a meeting in the Pentagon, wandering the halls for what seemed like forever. Finally spotting a guard he walked up and said "Excuse me, but how do I get out?" to which the guard replied "You are out."

  21. Prison of Yog-Sothoth by kherr · · Score: 2

    They're using this fictional history as a way to cover up that Yog-Sothoth is imprisoned in the center. Certainly the 9/11 attack on the Pentagon was an attempt to free Yog-Sothoth (see the "Elder Sign" section).

  22. Sounds vaguely familiar by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 2, Funny

    In the rush to complete the project, there was simply no time to change the design."
    I know I've heard something like this before. Where could it have been? Where could it have been?
    Ah, never mind, I'm sure they'll get it right in rev 2.
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  23. I hate unreasonable deadlines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Rushed work is crappy work.
    Proper planning is expensive, but pays for itself in the long run.
    Sometimes you have to rush, but we tend to rush things a lot more than we need to.
    It sucks.

  24. Because only NOW counts? by Ahnteis · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So we shouldn't bother honoring the persons killed in past wars in defense of our nation because we disagree (however strongly) with the war going on today?

    Good solid thinking.

    1. Re:Because only NOW counts? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh but it's not just "defense of our nation" anymore: Memorial day honors every american who died in military service, so it includes people who died senselessly attacking other nations. Instead of celebrating without questioning, let's ask whether this holiday isn't actually dishonoring those who truly deserve it by bundling them with the wrong people.

    2. Re:Because only NOW counts? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the hell does "honoring" those (dead) soldiers consist of? They're dead, they don't care what you think, and I don't think a day spent contemplating the martial values is the best way to spend time. Honoring people from the past, especially those of whom you know nothing but their occupation, is a rather mindless and fruitless activity, I think.

      Soldiers are mostly just people, the fetishization of them in modern America is extremely weird and disturbing, and often used to glorify war and stamp out dissent. I have a number of veterans in my family, and they're just people, even the ones who fought *against* genocide (aka the WWII vets),

    3. Re:Because only NOW counts? by solitas · · Score: 1

      >> What the hell does "honoring" those (dead) soldiers consist of? They're dead, they don't care what you think, and I don't think a day spent contemplating the martial values is the best way to spend time. Honoring people from the past, especially those of whom you know nothing but their occupation, is a rather mindless and fruitless activity, I think.

      >> Soldiers are mostly just people, the fetishization of them in modern America is extremely weird and disturbing, and often used to glorify war and stamp out dissent. I have a number of veterans in my family, and they're just people, even the ones who fought *against* genocide (aka the WWII vets),

      The fact that you're still alive means you've never shared these opinions with your family...

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  25. Lessons Learned, and Forgotten by Detritus · · Score: 3, Interesting

    One area where the Brits and Americans had to relearn the lessons of World War I was anti-submarine warfare. Only after many ships were sunk, and lives lost, did they reinstitute the convoy system that had proved so successful in the previous war. It was if the allied navies had suffered a collective attack of memory loss and were determined to repeat all of their previous mistakes. In contrast, the Germans had developed and practiced new tactics to make more effective use of their modernized submarine fleet. The damage to the allies was only limited by the relatively small size of the German submarine fleet and design deficiencies in their torpedoes.

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    1. Re:Lessons Learned, and Forgotten by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1
      One area where the Brits and Americans had to relearn the lessons of World War I was anti-submarine warfare. Only after many ships were sunk, and lives lost, did they reinstitute the convoy system that had proved so successful in the previous war. It was if the allied navies had suffered a collective attack of memory loss and were determined to repeat all of their previous mistakes. In contrast, the Germans had developed and practiced new tactics to make more effective use of their modernized submarine fleet. The damage to the allies was only limited by the relatively small size of the German submarine fleet and design deficiencies in their torpedoes.

      This is a common misconception. In WW2, the convoy system was put in place immediately - the first transatlantic convoy sailed on the 16th of September, 1939, just two weeks after the war started.

      The problem was not the lack of the convoy system, but the lack of suitable escorts. Due to the various peacetime limitations on the Navies involved (budgets were small, Treaties had to be abided by, that sort of thing), the various Navies (British, USA, primarily) decided that building escorts was not necessary until they were needed. The emphasis was put on building long-lead-time ships (battleships, aircraft carriers (anyone know how many battleships were laid down after the beginning of WW2 and completed in time to see action during the war? Eight, if you're generous, and include USS Alaska and USS Guam, both battlecruisers). Escorts, which could be built relatively easily and quickly in a great many yards were designed, then not built until after the war began. Which was why the USA and the UK could trade 50 old destroyers for some bases early in the war - the British needed escorts more than they needed bases right then.

      In addition, the German U-Boat fleet was not developed especially in the inter-war years. Hitler did not see the U-Boat as the decisive weapon, and so largely ignored them in favour of long-lead-time ships like the Bismark and Tirpitz (which were largely useless, and a colossal waste of money). The Wolf-pack wasn't developed until after the war began, and other than that, German submersible tactics were pretty much the same as everyone else's.

      I hadn't heard that the Germans had a torpedo problem, though. There was a notorious (and frequently fatal) American torpedo problem that surfaced after we entered the war. The detonators didn't work worth a flip, and it was difficult for the submariners to prove that the torpedoes were actually defective - it looks like an excuse for missing your target when you claim "yeah, we did really well - hit dozens of ships, but the damn torpedoes wouldn't go off". The problem wasn't resolved until a demonstration was made in a friendly harbor - torpedoes were fired at a vertical steel plate, and observed to hit it and bounce away....

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    2. Re:Lessons Learned, and Forgotten by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Bear in mind:

      1) The French seaboard fell a lot quicker than expected, giving Germany use of Atlantic ports. This effectively extended the range of the German submarines.
      2) The British believed, with some good reason, that ASDIC had removed the submarine threat.
      3) Forming convoys is not very easy. It's expensive, the man-power required at the ports has huge spikes when convoys arrive, and the convoy can only go as fast as the slowest member.

      The British delay in introducing convoys has often been criticised, but consider other countries record:
      - When the US entered the war, they did not institute any sort of convoy system for the first few months, despite UK advice to do so. German submariners called this 'The Happy Time'.
      - The Japanese had already lost their merchant fleet before they even started to consider convoys.

    3. Re:Lessons Learned, and Forgotten by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a common misconception. In WW2, the convoy system was put in place immediately - the first transatlantic convoy sailed on the 16th of September, 1939, just two weeks after the war started.

      Not according to my sources, although perhaps it's a difference in definitions of convoy.

      In addition, the German U-Boat fleet was not developed especially in the inter-war years

      This is certainly not true. Germany continued to develop 'illegal' U-boats, whereas the allies believed that U-boats could be ignored as international restrictions limited them. Why else were German U-boats so good at the start of the war?

      Tirpitz/Bismark: which were largely useless, and a colossal waste of money

      Possibly true, though both ships tied up lots of allied warships with their mere presence, ships that could have been better used elsewhere.

      The Wolf-pack wasn't developed until after the war began

      Again, untrue. The Wolf-pack was tried in WW1, except it didn't work (simply lack of practice/technology).

      I hadn't heard that the Germans had a torpedo problem, though

      German fuses had not been very well developed, and would often fail. Contrary to your belief, Torpedoes do not actually hit ships, but rather are designed to travel under them and explode, whereupon they will break a ship's back. This means that they need magnetically-triggered fuses. German engineering, for once, didn't do such a good job.
      The Allies probably had similar problems, but they were less dependent on torpedo fuses.

    4. Re:Lessons Learned, and Forgotten by Nimey · · Score: 1

      Torpedoes do not actually hit ships, but rather are designed to travel under them and explode, whereupon they will break a ship's back. This means that they need magnetically-triggered fuses.


      Not entirely true. Older torpedoes were designed with just contact fuzes, which required a direct hit to go off. Magnetic fuzes weren't used in war until WW2, which was partly why the things sucked early on.

      Mag torps also had contact fuzes[1]. The US Mark 14 torpedo, which had the bad magnetic fuzes early on, also had a mis-designed contact fuze that would jam and not detonate if they hit at certain angles. IIRC once the problem with the magnetic fuze had been discovered, the submariners were ordered to not use them until all were replaced.

      [1] As a backup. Sometimes you didn't want to use magnetic fuzes in case your torpedoes would run too deeply, as the Mk 14 sometimes would[2], or if the target had a shallow draft or a wooden hull.

      [2] Set 'em to run at or just below the surface and use the contact detonator.
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    5. Re:Lessons Learned, and Forgotten by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1
      This is a common misconception. In WW2, the convoy system was put in place immediately - the first transatlantic convoy sailed on the 16th of September, 1939, just two weeks after the war started.

      Not according to my sources, although perhaps it's a difference in definitions of convoy.

      HX-1 (Halifax-UK) sailed from Halifax 16 September 1939. HX convoys left Halifax every eight days throughout the war. Note that no ships were lost from an HX convoy until 1940, and that that first loss was a straggler. Note that many merchant marine captains refused to convoy until ships started being lost to u-boats.

      In addition, the German U-Boat fleet was not developed especially in the inter-war years

      This is certainly not true. Germany continued to develop 'illegal' U-boats, whereas the allies believed that U-boats could be ignored as international restrictions limited them. Why else were German U-boats so good at the start of the war?

      The U-Boat Fleet, I said. Not the U-boats themselves. That said, the German U-Boats were not especially good, either at the start of the war or later. Both Japanese and American submersibles were better. For instance, German submersibles were strained to spend six weeks at sea without replenishment, unlike American or Japanese boats.

      Tirpitz/Bismark: which were largely useless, and a colossal waste of money

      Possibly true, though both ships tied up lots of allied warships with their mere presence, ships that could have been better used elsewhere.

      Not really. Most of the ships keeping an eye on the Bismark and Tirpitz weren't any use anywhere else. After Taranto and Pearl Harbor (and the loss of the Prince of Wales in the Pacific), it was pretty clear that battleships had limited utility at best in the war.

      The Wolf-pack wasn't developed until after the war began

      Again, untrue. The Wolf-pack was tried in WW1, except it didn't work (simply lack of practice/technology).

      I bow to your greater knowledge. A technique that doesn't work isn't a technique, in my book, but I won't argue. The use of the wolf-pack in WW2 was developed by the Germans during WW2, in response to increased losses and inability to effectively attack convoys with one boat.

      I hadn't heard that the Germans had a torpedo problem, though

      German fuses had not been very well developed, and would often fail. Contrary to your belief, Torpedoes do not actually hit ships, but rather are designed to travel under them and explode, whereupon they will break a ship's back. This means that they need magnetically-triggered fuses. German engineering, for once, didn't do such a good job.

      He says to the ex-submariner. No, in fact, the magnetic fuse was NOT universally used in WW2, by any side. It was, in fact, a relatively late development. Most torpedoes went boom when they hit the side of a ship. Or not, in the case of the American torpedoes.

      The Allies probably had similar problems, but they were less dependent on torpedo fuses.

      Whatever gave you the idea that the allies were less dependent on torpedo fuses? We fired them from submarines, from destroyers, and dropped them from airplanes. We sank the Japanese merchant marine largely with our torpedoes, and sent more than a few Japanese warships down the same way.

      In any case, I had never read before that the Germans had fusing problems with their torpedoes. Thank you for the information, which I'll use to do some research to add to my store of historical trivia.

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    6. Re:Lessons Learned, and Forgotten by Doctor+Faustus · · Score: 1

      Both Japanese and American submersibles were better. For instance, German submersibles were strained to spend six weeks at sea without replenishment, unlike American or Japanese boats.
      That's just a matter of requirements. Japan and Hawaii are a long way away from each other. With England right there, Germany could build smaller, cheaper submarines that were harder to see.

      No, in fact, the magnetic fuse was NOT universally used in WW2, by any side. It was, in fact, a relatively late development. Most torpedoes went boom when they hit the side of a ship. Or not, in the case of the American torpedoes.
      I've read many places that the American torpedoes at the beginning of the war had three problems: The magnetic fuses rarely worked. The contact fuses would be crushed without going off if they hit something head-on. They ran too deep.

      I've read fewer places that the magnetic fuses were a copy of a German design, but the Germans decided they didn't work and abandoned them pretty quickly. I read Günther Prien's book about the sinking of the Royal Oak years ago, and I think he mentioned problems with the magnetic fuses.

      I know torpedoes explode under the ships now. Do they have magnetic fuses again, or do they just use the sonar to decide when to go off?

    7. Re:Lessons Learned, and Forgotten by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1
      Both Japanese and American submersibles were better. For instance, German submersibles were strained to spend six weeks at sea without replenishment, unlike American or Japanese boats.

      That's just a matter of requirements. Japan and Hawaii are a long way away from each other. With England right there, Germany could build smaller, cheaper submarines that were harder to see.

      They weren't harder to see. They were just smaller and cheaper. One should note that if the Germans had seriously prepared for submarine warfare between the wars, they would have designed boats that could stay at sea longer - the USA wasn't the only place on the other side of an ocean that the Germans needed to be able to send subs. Designing subs for local waters when you need to be able to assert yourself anywhere from northern Norway to South Africa (at a minimum) isn't a sign of "better" in my book.

      No, in fact, the magnetic fuse was NOT universally used in WW2, by any side. It was, in fact, a relatively late development. Most torpedoes went boom when they hit the side of a ship. Or not, in the case of the American torpedoes.

      I've read many places that the American torpedoes at the beginning of the war had three problems: The magnetic fuses rarely worked. The contact fuses would be crushed without going off if they hit something head-on. They ran too deep.

      Their magnetic fuses sucked little green horny toads. The contact fuses sucked, but not so badly. Their depth control sucked - it's not a matter of running too deep, but of running at the wrong depth - if you set them to run shallow, they porpoised, if you set them to run deep, they went so deep that they'd have missed a supertanker (if supertankers had been available to shoot), if you set the to run in the middle, they ran somewhere...just where depended on blind chance.

      I know torpedoes explode under the ships now. Do they have magnetic fuses again, or do they just use the sonar to decide when to go off?

      Depends on the torpedo. And it's classified, most places. Don't ask, and I won't lie. Sort of like nuclear weapons on submarines - "I can neither confirm nor deny the presence of nuclear weapons on board this missile submarine"....

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    8. Re:Lessons Learned, and Forgotten by Detritus · · Score: 1
      The Germans and Americans had very similar problems with their torpedoes. Bad magnetic fuses, bad contact fuses, and bad depth regulation. Many ships only survived the early part of the war because of poor torpedo quality. The Germans solved their problems and court-martialled the officers responsible for torpedo production. On the American side, it took far too long to recognize and fix the problems, mostly due to inadequate testing and internal navy politics that bordered on the pathological.

      For the German side of things, read Adm. Doenitz's autobiography.

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  26. I doubt it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I suspect much of the dirty details of WW II have become myth. I doubt there was a single time in history where the shades of grey were really black and white.

    I believe it would be more accurate to say that bureaucracy was ignored or routed around more during WW II. Bureaucracy never works.

  27. How The Elephant Got Its Long Trunk by XnavxeMiyyep · · Score: 0
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  28. OFFTOPIC!!!! MOD THIS FAGGOT COCKSUCKER DOWN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What the fuck does your comment have to do with the construction of the Pentagon? I'll tell you: it's completely offtopic, but par for the course for you. You use any opportunity to post your hippy-dippy lefty bullshit at any anytime. I'm surprised these idiot moderators still fall for it every time. Maybe it's because they're also dirty, smelly hippies who have no lives like you.

    1. Re:OFFTOPIC!!!! MOD THIS FAGGOT COCKSUCKER DOWN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      - i wish i had mod points, 'cause i'd mod your comment up...

      - the parent poster is definitely an spoiled, insipid miscreant who has never served his country

  29. Hell's Bottom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He he he...

    Does that make the Pentagon Hell's anus? It's the right shape.

  30. Re:The least sophisticated way of relating is kill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    cry me a river, everybody kills something directly or indirectly

  31. Not convinced by sheldon · · Score: 0

    It also never really worked against the early Romans. They were only too happy to slaughter entire villages. Kill every male of military age and sell the women and children into slavery. Yeah, it's not pretty, but by the rules of the day it worked quite well. Lay down your arms and you can join the empire, resist us and we will crush you utterly and enslave any survivors.


    This worked so effectively for us in Vietnam.

    Oh wait...
    1. Re:Not convinced by Firethorn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Oh wait...

      We weren't allowed to go after major NV cities/production centers, we weren't allowed to bomb Chinese supply convoys, often weren't allowed to go north of an imaginary line drawn on the map by our politicians.

      Yeah, Vietnam is such an example of how unrestrained warfare can't work.

      Please note that I don't like some of what happen in vietnam. On the other hand, we could of avoided much of it if it wasn't for politicians running the war. You don't win a war by holding back.

      I also feel that part of the problems we're having in Iraq is that we've gotten too clean with our attacks. People are more afraid of the terrorists than they are of us.

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    2. Re:Not convinced by Overzeetop · · Score: 0, Troll

      No, we still weren't allowed to kill _everybody_, we were trying to "free" them. Worked well, as you stated.

      I can finish of the insurgency in Iraq with one word: nukes. I'd put one in Afghanistan, too. Actually, Afghanistan should have been first.

      That's right, one large piece of radioactive glass. We'll call it "New Arizona" and in a few thousand years resettle it. Thing is, the US military (or, at least, the administration) doesn't have the balls to fight to win. Modern militaries in first world countries have forgotton their pasts - any war where there are rules will always be decided in favor of the side which ignores the rules. We may as well wear bright red coats and march in a line at this point.

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    3. Re:Not convinced by mrbooze · · Score: 1

      "You don't win a war by holding back."

      Yes, but how do you win a police action?

    4. Re:Not convinced by Reziac · · Score: 1

      "Any war where there are rules will always be decided in favor of the side which ignores the rules."

      Best observation all day. In fact, that pretty much applies to any sort of conflict, armed or otherwise.

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    5. Re:Not convinced by Khuffie · · Score: 1

      Sure, nukes. And let's ignore the consequences of nukes, not only on the civilian populations of said countries (not to mention, one of said countries had absolutely nothing to do with attacks on the US), but of the surrounding countries that have nothing to do with this war. That's the answer!

    6. Re:Not convinced by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Two things:

      1.) We, as a race, society, humanity, planet, whatever - should forget that we have nuclear weapons. They don't exist. They should never be an option.

      2.) Your observation that the side that ignores the rules always wins is flawed. World War II is probably the best example of "good triumphing over evil", and we did it without ignoring the rules.

      Yes, I realize Hiroshima and Nagasaki were nuked. Not excusable, but two things to remember:
      1.) We had little idea of the actual, practical impact these would have, and the humanitiarian crisis it caused, the POTUS included, and
      2.) All signs point to the Allies winning that war arena anyway, as Japan was rapidly crumbling. The allies broke the rules in two horrific places, but they would have still won.

    7. Re:Not convinced by eyeye · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I can finish of the insurgency in Iraq with one word: nukes.


      Ahh your solution is to kill everyone who isn't you.

      I bet you didn't play very well with others at school, or were you the one they all made fun of and this is what you turned into?

      The other way to stop people whose country you royally fucked up from trying to kill you is to simply STOP.
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    8. Re:Not convinced by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Death solves all problems - no man, no problem."
      Joseph Stalin

    9. Re:Not convinced by mazarin5 · · Score: 1

      It's just because the middle east is outside of his monkeysphere.

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    10. Re:Not convinced by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      I'd put one in Afghanistan, too. Actually, Afghanistan should have been first.

      Yeah, what exactly do you think that'll do, move the rocks around?

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    11. Re:Not convinced by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I also feel that part of the problems we're having in Iraq is that we've gotten too clean with our attacks. People are more afraid of the terrorists than they are of us.

      I thought you Americans were "the good guys", and the terrorists were the one who wanted us to fear them? If so, isn't it a good thing that we fear "the bad guys" more than "the good guys"? They wouldn't be very "good" if we didn't, would they?
    12. Re:Not convinced by jbengt · · Score: 1

      "any war where there are rules will always be decided in favor of the side which ignores the rules."
      So we're winning in Iraq because we're refusing to follow the Geneva Convention?

      "I can finish of the insurgency in Iraq with one word: nukes"
      And thereby begin 1,000 new insurgencies against the US everywhere else.

    13. Re:Not convinced by Johnny+Mnemonic · · Score: 1


      On the other hand, we could of avoided much of it if it wasn't for politicians running the war.

      Politicians always run wars, particularly in modern times. The application of force is a function of politics, not the other way around, and therefore will always be constrained by political considerations.

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    14. Re:Not convinced by Johnny+Mnemonic · · Score: 1

      I'd guess you bike to work? 'Cause you just determined that having radioactive oil is preferable to using a more deliberative approach.

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    15. Re:Not convinced by lounge_chair · · Score: 1

      I can finish of the insurgency in Iraq with one word: nukes. It makes a lot of sense to use weapons of mass destruction to annihilate the predominantly innocent citizens of a country that you invaded based on the claim that they had weapons of mass destruction. There wouldn't even be any insurgency in Iraq if the US had not taken it upon themselves to occupy the country. I really hope you're being sarcastic.
    16. Re:Not convinced by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      Politicians always run wars, particularly in modern times.

      Politicians start and end wars, they should stay out of the fighting of them, or at least listen to the military advisors.

      Basically, they should give the military a goal, then let the military figure out how to impliment it.

      Requiring senatorial approval to target individual SAM sites isn't how you should run things.

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    17. Re:Not convinced by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      Well you start by having people trained to be police rather than soldiers...

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    18. Re:Not convinced by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 0, Troll

      Excuse me, but what part of the Geneva Conventions has the US not followed?

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    19. Re:Not convinced by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nukes should only be considered a last resort...

      But consider what they appeared to nip in the bud:
      Religiously motivated fanatics that considered suicidal tactics an honorable means to defeat the enemy and would fight to the last person. Anyone remember the kamikaze troops inspired by a militant form of shintoism? *Shrug* Two nukes and that strategy/form of ideology went away pretty quickly.

      I think there's something that could be learned from that as well. But in todays "PC" world, this realization might not be as easy to make effective use of.

    20. Re:Not convinced by geobeck · · Score: 1

      I can finish of the insurgency in Iraq with one word: nukes.

      Actually, that's a pretty good idea. One small tactical nuke at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue should do the trick.

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    21. Re:Not convinced by volkris · · Score: 1

      And for that matter how do you make a grilled cheese sandwich?

    22. Re:Not convinced by fractoid · · Score: 1

      You can't be satisfied with merely *making* a grilled cheese sandwich.

      You have to win it!

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    23. Re:Not convinced by sheldon · · Score: 1

      You morons make me laugh!

      WWII was a war of necessity. We were attacked, and the enemy was of such consequence that if we did nothing, they stood the potentional of overwhelming us. Let me make that more clear. There was a VERY BIG chance that we would LOSE BIG in WWII. Everybody understood that.

      Which is why the full resources of this nation were directed towards the war effort. The bulk of our federal budget. The bulk of our industry. The bulk of our economy. Every man, woman and child was called to help in whatever way possible they could to build that war machine.

      Vietnam... And most certainly Iraq... These aren't threats to our nation.

      Want proof? When did the President call up the CEOs of the Big Three auto companies and ask them to shut down car factories and retool them to build tanks or planes.

      Hasn't happened.

      Hell, Bush is doing everything he can to make certain the American people don't feel anything from the war. No tax hikes. No rationing(well except the high price of gas). Nothing. Go about your business. IN FACT, GO SHOPPING!

      Vietnam and Iraq and wars of that sort are what you call Elective Wars. They are fought not because we have to, but because some moron politician decided he wanted a war and that war will continue as long as he's got the support of the electorate. Who love victory, but don't have a strong tolerance for collosal bungled failures.

      It's a plain simple fact. Don't go to war unles you HAVE TO. This has been the rule since at least Sun Tzu. If you are not willing to commit everything to the victory, it's not worth fighting.

      What's even more pathetic is for a while there, this was called the Powell doctrine. That is, until the blowhard sent our soldiers off to die in Iraq without the support of a nation. Hard to believe, but given he ran away from his own self when it was convenient, one can hardly call it the Powell doctrine today.

      And I've heard all of the excuses from the moron classes to last me a lifetime. Boo hoo, we lost vietnam/iraq because of the media. Boo hoo, it was because they don't fight fair. Boo hoo, it was the American people are defeatists who run in the face of danger.

      Instead of excuses and blaming others, why not take a man's route and admit to being wrong?

    24. Re:Not convinced by rastos1 · · Score: 1

      Well, it starts by renaming enemy "soldiers" and "prisoners of war" to "combatants" and going downhill from there.

    25. Re:Not convinced by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      That wouldn't reach the Pentagon.

    26. Re:Not convinced by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1
      OK, so how did the enemy combatants meet the definition of soldier, according to the Geneva conventions? And if they're not soldiers, they cannot meet the Geneva conventions definition of prisoners of war.

      Additionally, those we're fighting NEVER signed the Geneva conventions, meaning they forfeit their rights to protections of the Geneva conventions. That's in the actual text of the Geneva conventions themselves. Both sides have to play by the rules or it doesn't apply. Given that one side doesn't wear uniforms, uses protected sites like churches, schools, and hospitals as staging grounds, attempts to use the general population as cover, and does not abide by the Geneva conventions pretty much guarantee they don't apply...

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    27. Re:Not convinced by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      I can finish of the insurgency in Iraq with one word: nukes.

      Thing is, the US military (or, at least, the administration) doesn't have the balls to fight to win.

      Maybe you're right, if you assume as is often the case that "balls" are a complete but inadequate replacement for "brains". The military isn't waging war the way you suggest because they remember that "win" doesn't always mean "wipe out the enemy". In this case, we are supposed to be there to free people from repression, and while nuking them may free them from many things including this mortal coil, it would not in any way be a "victory".

      Your solution is the same as kicking over the chessboard in a petulant rage and going home because you couldn't win the game you started out playing. Remember we waged this war by choice, so trying to turn it into some all-out war is ridiculous.

      People keep positing inane "we lost Vietnam/are losing Iraq because we are too restrained!" theories which completely fails to see why we lost those wars, and what we were trying to win in the first place. Hint: There could be no victory in either conflict without the support of the locals. Escalating the level of violence used would only hurt that cause, and would only ensure that defeat comes sooner.

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    28. Re:Not convinced by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      Dumbass.

      Where have I made a judgement as to the necessity of various wars?
      Where did I express that I feel our entry into Iraq was necessary, good, or even advisable?

      Hell, Bush is doing everything he can to make certain the American people don't feel anything from the war. No tax hikes. No rationing(well except the high price of gas). Nothing. Go about your business. IN FACT, GO SHOPPING!

      Yes, this might suck a bit. On the other hand, war material production has become a rather specialized industry. It's just not as easy to redirect a car manufacturing plant into a tank one. It may even be easier to simply build a new one. The same with body armor, even humvees are produced in a specialized plant.

      It's a plain simple fact. Don't go to war unles you HAVE TO. This has been the rule since at least Sun Tzu. If you are not willing to commit everything to the victory, it's not worth fighting.

      Oh, I agree with this entirely. However, we're involved in Iraq at this point. Whether our justification was right or not, we have to finish this, one way or another. I happen to feel that it's our best bet to stick the course, until the Iraqi government is strong enough to stand on it's own. That takes time.

      And I've heard all of the excuses from the moron classes to last me a lifetime. Boo hoo, we lost vietnam/iraq because of the media. Boo hoo, it was because they don't fight fair. Boo hoo, it was the American people are defeatists who run in the face of danger.

      Where did I mention the media in my post? Sure, I feel that our media has been helping to bolster our enemies's will to fight. Propaganda works. If we could present a vision of a unified nation against them, they wouldn't quite so willing to believe that this or that attack might be the straw that breaks the camel's back. Still, it's only one side. We didn't have nearly the propaganda during the Vietnam war as we do now.

      Finally, I'll just mention something that your post makes me think you believe, despite you not posting it: I don't believe that 9/11 provoked Bush to invade Iraq, to the contrary, I believe that it delayed the invasion. I figured that we were going to do something about Iraq when he was elected the first time.

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    29. Re:Not convinced by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How easy. Iraq ratified the Geneva Convention. (And Afghanistan and Iran too)

      Of course, being the sleazy neocon you are, you will say that the Geneva Convention don't apply anyway because we are technically not at war as the congress did not sign it.

      You're such a fascinating moron... Doesn't being so stupid a handicap in your everyday life ?

    30. Re:Not convinced by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      I also feel that part of the problems we're having in Iraq is that we've gotten too clean with our attacks. People are more afraid of the terrorists than they are of us. WTF? The only comprehensible reason for the war (given by the administration) is that we are there to free the Iraq's. The idea that we would want them to fear us is idiotic.
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    31. Re:Not convinced by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1
      And those we're fighting are not wearing a uniform. So your non-sequitur about Iraq and Afghanistan signing the Geneva conventions still don't address the question.

      You're such a fascinating moron...

      And I'm the one being sleazy. The sign of intellectual bankruptcy is namecalling.

      Doesn't being so stupid a handicap in your everyday life ?

      Your grammar in that sentence pretty much answers the question...

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    32. Re:Not convinced by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      What I'm trying to say is that we're fighing so clean we're giving up on attacks of known targets in order to avoid collateral casualties. It doesn't help that one of their techniques is to 'clean up' after a battle and try to characterize their own fighters as 'civilian casualties'. They're fighting a war on the propaganda front, we don't seem to be. It's still an important part of any war. While we think it quaint today - just look at WWII posters.

      Of course, I think that we should also be a heck of a lot more proactive in protecting anybody willing to turn insurgents and terrorists* over.

      *Though at this point they're mostly terrorists. Attacking civilian markets and such doesn't make you an insurgent.

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  32. Mismanagement by flydpnkrtn · · Score: 1

    Also the "full time professional Army" isn't winning in Iraq because the war was horribly mismanaged right after the fall of Baghdad.

    The Iraqi police were fired (but kept their weapons), the factories (which provided jobs) that were in operation before Saddam was captured weren't opened back up, and the people that actually had some real experience governing (the Sunnis) were banned from... government.

    So now you've got a bunch of armed unemployed Iraqis with nothing to do and al-qaeda whispering in their ear, and a bunch of novices running the government...

    1. Re:Mismanagement by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      Exactly, if you thought life was bad under Saddam how much do you like it when you have no job, unreliable electricity and water supplies, are governed by a huge mob of corrupt no hopers, are being attacked by the militia of neighbouring districts and are certain that once the foreign troops ( who brought you this mess ) leave all hell is going to break loose.

      I imagine if people had confidence the country was being run well, felt safe and secure, had jobs and could see the country being rebuilt around them they might not feel quite so enthusiastic about taking up arms to protect themselves.

  33. Das experiment. by alexhs · · Score: 1

    There's a movie related to that experiment.

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  34. looming? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In July 1941 with World War II well under way in Europe...

  35. Re:The least sophisticated way of relating is kill by Umuri · · Score: 1

    Thank you mr. jack thomson. Your insight into the ingenius theory that people play violent video games because they want to kill another living being is undoubtable! Also the fact that only people who are raise with bad parenting play bad video games. Astonishing! You should get a nobel prize for such wonderful insight.

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  36. Treat the cause, not the symptoms by mangu · · Score: 4, Informative
    This worked so effectively for us in Vietnam.


    Perhaps you aren't old enough to remember the Vietnam war, but I do. The US was never officially at war against North Vietnam, they spent ten years helping South Vietnam fight the Viet Cong insurgents. They dropped a few million tons of bombs in North Vietnam, for sure, just like they did on the Viet Cong supply routes in Laos and Cambodia, but they never attempted to invade North Vietnam.


    If the US had wanted to win the Vietnam war they should have invaded North Vietnam. Land there in an amphibious attack and war would have been won in a matter of weeks. Likewise, if they want to win the Iraq war now, they should invade Syria and Iran. If the US Army had stopped at the German border after liberating France from Nazism they would have lost WWII.


    Ever since Truman refused the MacArthur request to attack China during the Korea war, the US has had this doctrine of limited wars, fighting proxy armies as if the power behind them did not exist. A very expensive way to obtain limited results.

    1. Re:Treat the cause, not the symptoms by ichigo+2.0 · · Score: 1

      Likewise, if they want to win the Iraq war now, they should invade Syria and Iran.

      And if they want to win the Iran war, the US would have to invade Russia and China, that are arming Iran in preparation for US-led attacks. Oops.

      If the US Army had stopped at the German border after liberating France from Nazism they would have lost WWII.

      I think that is debatable. If the US had stopped at the German border, the Allies certainly wouldn't have lost. It probably would have prolonged the Cold war with a couple of decades though.

    2. Re:Treat the cause, not the symptoms by jbengt · · Score: 1

      "If the US Army had stopped at the German border after liberating France from Nazism they would have lost WWII."

      The germans didn't have nuclear weapons. Right or wrong, the idea that China and Russia could retaliate with weapons of mass destruction was one of the main reasons the US didn't invade North Vietnam.

    3. Re:Treat the cause, not the symptoms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      the US would have to invade Russia and China, that are arming Iran


      Yes, because as everybody knows, Russia and China have fundamentalist Islamic governments that are arming Iran without any economic motive, right?

    4. Re:Treat the cause, not the symptoms by mangu · · Score: 1
      the idea that China and Russia could retaliate with weapons of mass destruction was one of the main reasons the US didn't invade North Vietnam


      Would they? Would Russia or China risk total destruction of their own countries for some small piece of tropical jungle? If they had been willing to risk that much, then why not make war in some country that really mattered to them, like West Germany or Taiwan?


      China, AFAIK, didn't have nuclear weapons in 1964 when the US started sending combat troops to Vietnam, or at least they didn't have missiles capable of reaching the USA. As for the USSR, their resolve at the time could be measured by the Cuban missile crisis in 1962. They played chicken and lost.

    5. Re:Treat the cause, not the symptoms by Johnny+Mnemonic · · Score: 1


      Ever since Truman refused the MacArthur request to attack China during the Korea war, the US has had this doctrine of limited wars, fighting proxy armies as if the power behind them did not exist. A very expensive way to obtain limited results.

      It also limits the risk to us. You know, we could very well be beaten by the wrong move: if we'd invaded China, you know, they could well have invaded us in response. There are times when risking escalation is necessary, and times when it is not.

      How man times when you go "all in" do you actually come out the winner?

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    6. Re:Treat the cause, not the symptoms by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

      Likewise, if they want to win the Iraq war now, they should invade Syria and Iran.
      Idiotic. The situations are not at all comparable. Syria and Iran could stop all their activities in Iraq today and the insurgency would continue. Most of the arms the insurgents have come from Iraqi munitions camps that were "liberated" by the Coalition. It is true that there are some weapons and fighters coming in from Iran and Syria (as well as Saudi Arabia, Egypt, Jordan, and Turkey), but the idea that the governments are doing this is insane. They may be looking the other way at times, and they may be enjoying the spectacle of a superpower being hoist on its own petard, but the fact is that the instability in Iraq is far more threatening to Iran and Syria than it is to the US. The idea that Shiite Iran is funding and arming the Sunni insurgency is particularly laughable. Of course, all of this is not to mention the fact that if the US invaded Iran and Syria, it would lose two more insurgent wars, not "win the Iraq war."
    7. Re:Treat the cause, not the symptoms by MonsoonDawn · · Score: 2, Informative

      "As for the USSR, their resolve at the time could be measured by the Cuban missile crisis in 1962"

      Russia was willing to use the nuclear missles based in Cuba in the event of an American invasion. Castro wanted it and had specifically asked for the use of nuclear weapons. Castro understood that at the very least Cuba would be utterly destroyed. Castro still begged Moscow to launch. Soviet subs patrolling the waters around Cuba during the crisis were armed with nuclear torpedoes and had been given the arming codes. The captains were ordered to use the nuclear torpedoes in event that they were attacked or sufficiently provoked.

      None of this is speculation, rumor, interpretation, or tales from indirect sources. This is all easily verified from public first-hand accounts and documents. WE, aka the United States, had no idea just how close everyone came to all-out nuclear war. We all came within a proveribal inch of total destruction. I would also point out that there is as yet no evidence that any of the major leaders and policy makers in Washington, Moscow, or Havana at any time thought the Cuban Missile Crisis was a bluff. All sides assumed that all-out nuclear war was imminent.

      "Would they?"

      Yes. Based on the evidence Moscow would have launched if sufficiently provoked and so would we. China is a tougher call. I would point you toward two lessons illuminated in the documentary "Fog of War" and the additional commentary provided by it's subject, Robert S. McNamara, who was Secretary of War at the time of the crisis.

      - Rationality Will Not Save Us
      - The indefinite combinations of human fallibility and nuclear weapons will lead to the destruction of nations.

    8. Re:Treat the cause, not the symptoms by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1
      if we'd invaded China, you know, they could well have invaded us in response.

      No, they could not. At that time, the USA pretty much had control of every ocean in the world. NOONE could have invaded us then. Well, maybe Canada, but noone would have noticed if they had....

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    9. Re:Treat the cause, not the symptoms by jbengt · · Score: 1

      "Would they"
      Would you risk it?
      Johnson and Nixon didn't.

    10. Re:Treat the cause, not the symptoms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Land there in an amphibious attack and war would have been won in a matter of weeks.

      Yes, just like how we had won the Iraq war with "mission accomplished" in a matter of weeks.

    11. Re:Treat the cause, not the symptoms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The US helping the current Iraq government is like the help they gave to the South Vietnam government. Invading North Vietnam would be like invading Iran today.

    12. Re:Treat the cause, not the symptoms by Kjella · · Score: 1

      [Proxy war against VC] Likewise, if they want to win the Iraq war now, they should invade Syria and Iran. If the US Army had stopped at the German border after liberating France from Nazism they would have lost WWII.

      Ever since Truman refused the MacArthur request to attack China during the Korea war, the US has had this doctrine of limited wars, fighting proxy armies as if the power behind them did not exist. A very expensive way to obtain limited results.


      Well, if you think Iran is anything like a proxy to Iraq or vice versa I think you're way off the mark. Iraq was a mostly secular dictatorship run by sunni muslims, Iran is an islamic theocracy run by shia muslims. They were at war for a decade for almost the entire 1980s. Or maybe you're referring to the US support of Iraq in the Iraq-Iran war, and that they should just strike at Iran themselves. While that might be an idea, it'd do very little to get them out of the current problems. Currently they're struggling to keep 27 million iraqis from killing each other, throw in 70 million iranians with a lot more religious zeal into it... I mean the US only have 300 million people, even if it could conquer all of Iran trying to hold that up would be next to impossible.

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    13. Re:Treat the cause, not the symptoms by jbourj · · Score: 1

      The US was never officially at war against North Vietnam

      That is true, but neither did the US declare war against Iraq, or terrorism, or North Korea, or any foreign entity since World War II. The declaration of war is an act of Congress and no Congress has made such an act since 1942.

    14. Re:Treat the cause, not the symptoms by stiggle · · Score: 1

      If the US Army had stopped at the German border after liberating France the British, Commonwealth, Russian and other allied forces would have continued to Berlin.
      Despite what Hollywood says - there was more than just the US Army involved in the 1939-1945 European part of WWII.

    15. Re:Treat the cause, not the symptoms by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      Ever since Truman refused the MacArthur request to attack China during the Korea war, the US has had this doctrine of limited wars

      You misremember history. It was ever since MacArthur defied Truman's orders and advanced towards the Yalu river (the border between China and Korea), inciting China to attack the UN forces in Korea, that we've had this doctrine. Had MacArthur held at Pyongyang, North Korea would be merely a small sliver of the country along the Yalu instead of half the peninsula, or it would have fallen as the North Korean government would have no longer been able to subdue its people, or it would have been absorbed into China. In any case, what happened is the Chinese counterattacked, driving the UN forces out of North Korea, causing a stalemate and allowing the North Korean government and army to rebuild. By not heeding China's demand not to advance to the Yalu River, MacArthur lost North Korea.

      The forces in theater at the time were overwhelmed by the Chinese counterattack and withdrew from North Korea from the port of Hungnam, the withdrawal taking three weeks of brutal winter combat in the Chosin Reservoir. The primary military force in the reservoir was the US First Marine Division, which was among the most powerful military forces available. Regrouping and invading China was just plain unfeasible at that point, and would take months if not years of preparation and would have been as large an endeavor as World War II (despite having the almost-certain support of the Nationalists, who at that point were recently constricted to Taiwan).

      North Vietnam was never invaded because North Vietnam bordered China, and invading North Vietnam may have easily begun another shooting war with what was then a nuclear power. Vietnam, no matter what, was not worth a nuclear war.

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    16. Re:Treat the cause, not the symptoms by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      At the moment, though, it's not too unreasonable to say that the Iraqi insurgents (primarily the extremist Shi'ite type) have ties to Iran (which is controlled by extremist Shi'ites).

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    17. Re:Treat the cause, not the symptoms by Cornflake917 · · Score: 1

      Likewise, if they want to win the Iraq war now, they should invade Syria and Iran. Sorry for being pendantic, but what would constitute a "win" for the U.S. in Iraq? People always talk about the need to win this war in Iraq, but never talk about what winning in Iraq actaully means.

    18. Re:Treat the cause, not the symptoms by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      You know, we could very well be beaten by the wrong move: if we'd invaded China, you know, they could well have invaded us in response.

      Aside from the gradual invasion of colonization, no one has ever won a war invading the Americas. Well, there was the British invasion of the Malvinas, but I think we can overlook that. Even if the rest of the world were to decide to invade the US, if you gave the US a 2-week notice to recall troops (and no other preperation other than just troop recall), I do not believe the combined forces of the world would be able to take and hold (even for something short like 1 week) the US. Of course, that presumes a conventional war. If there were NBC attacks, mass massacres of civilians and such, the outcome could be different. But the point is that in an actual attack of projected military might, the USA's military is greater than the rest of the world combined could project over North America. And the projected might of the USA is greater than any other country's military other than possibly China. Their military is huge, but has a habit of losing wars when they have the tactical and numerical superiority (Opium Wars, Japan's incursions and holding of China's territories). China is the only place that could put up a significant military resistance. Just because we are arrogant doesn't mean we aren't as powerful as we think.

      How man times when you go "all in" do you actually come out the winner?

      Every time but the last?

    19. Re:Treat the cause, not the symptoms by Johnny+Mnemonic · · Score: 1


      I'd agree that holding all of the US would be a tactical challenge. I wouldn't imagine that anyone would try; but rather China, in the context of Korea, could well have threatened our Pacific islands, possibly coasts, as well as Japan.

      And in that vein, we wouldn't have found it easy to take and hold China, invading from Korea. Did Macarthur have a plan of attack, or was he just trolling? I dunno. I'd expect that he had real goals in mind, and would be interested to learn how good his prospects were from someone who knows the history of the period better than I.

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    20. Re:Treat the cause, not the symptoms by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Did Macarthur have a plan of attack, or was he just trolling?

      He had a plan, but it wasn't really for invasion. To win Korea, he knew we'd need to cut off their supply lines. Bombing the factories in China would have helped with that. He didn't want to invade China. He didn't want to attack China as a country. He wanted to attack the support for North Korea, even if it was in China. The problem is that his superiors thought that bombings and strategic attacks against China could lead to Russia getting directly involved. So they pretended that China didn't exist, despite the fact that China was keeping North Korea in the war.

      Once he was told to win a war against an enemy with infinite resources and he wasn't allowed to cut the enemy off from the resources, he wasn't nearly as effective.

  37. Never worked against resistance in 39/45 ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am sorry, but are we reading the same history book ? Sure on the short (!) term duration of that war most of the country which practized resistance were not liberated by themselves, but without the resistance in many country, the Nazi occupation army would have had a field day and put the troop back on the front. Which they did not/could not. And one can argue that as time passed, the advantage was on the various resistance, "slowly" grinding the occupant. I am not saying this would have been immediate, but it is quite clear that sooner or later the situation would have exploded in the hand of the german.

  38. There are good hot dogs at Ground Zero by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    - or at least there used to be...

    (Ground Zero was the center court yard, and the dirty water dogs at the stand were great!)

    - i used to love walking around the world's largest indoor parking lot...

    - my first divorce attorney was in E-ring in the early '80s... gave me great advice on how to tick off the ex during proceedings in Manassas at the courthouse..

  39. Pentagon is traditional for military buildings by mfriedma · · Score: 4, Informative

    I thought everyone knew this, but I guess not...

    A pentagon is a very traditional shape for fortifications. Reason is very simple. If you have a pentagon shaped fort then each side of the fort can provide supporting fire to its two adjacent sides.

    A sides on a square fort cannot provide supporting fire at all. Sides on a hexagonal fort can but with a hexagonal fort you can only get 50% of the defenders firing against an attack on a side. With a pentagonal fort you can get 60%. This basic fact makes a pentagon the most effective shape for a fortification, assuming no terrain features to change the situation.

    It would be an amazing coincidence if The Pentagon was pentagonal for any reason but this.

    1. Re:Pentagon is traditional for military buildings by ScentCone · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It would be an amazing coincidence if The Pentagon was pentagonal for any reason but this.

      Um... other than the fact that the Pentagon is NOT a fortified facility, and that fortifications of pretty much anything bigger than a bunker were already old news by the time the building was designed. It could be a bit of an homage to the old fort designs, but in the middle of WWII, they weren't feeling particularly arty at the time. Occam's Razor goes to the story in the article: the very rushed designs were drafted around a roughly pentagonal plot of land in Arlington, and construction was quickly moved a bit at the last minute, without time or inclination to redesign it. It's hard for people today to even begin to know what it felt like to be truly wrapped up in a period like WWII... we know nothing (as civilians) of that degree of nationwide effort and expense aimed at combatting forces intent on our subjugation/destruction and how much that tends to dimish things like architectural squabbles and design life cycles.

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    2. Re:Pentagon is traditional for military buildings by mfriedma · · Score: 1
      To give yourself an idea of how common pentagonal forts are, check out http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&ie =UTF-8&rls=GGLJ,GGLJ:2006-35,GGLJ:en&q=pentagonal+ fort. Interestingly enough, Fort Sumter, among many others, was a pentagonal fort. It is certainly possible that the Pentagon was originally planned for a highly unusual pentagonally shaped piece of land, and just by wild coincidence that was the standard shape for military installations for centuries, but if you actually understood what Occam's Razor is you would understand that it says that we should assume the simplest explanation - the one without coincidences. As for your claim that "fortifications of pretty much anything bigger than a bunker were already old news by the time the [Pentagon] was designed", all I can say is that that's ludicrous. Simple examples:
      • Cheyenne Mountain
      • The German fortifications of the Normandy beaches
      • The extensive British anti-invasion fortifications (including an anti-tank line that ran right across South England and circles around many major cities)
    3. Re:Pentagon is traditional for military buildings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Occam's Razor goes to the story in the article: the very rushed designs
      >were drafted around a roughly pentagonal plot of land in Arlington...

      Your Occam's Razor must be pretty dull.

      If they were rushed and didn't want to be "arty", they would have gone for the traditional 4 walls. Five walls creates some unique design and layout issues that they wouldn't have had the time or money to mess with.

      Someone liked the pentagon idea, probably for its historical fortification use, and that's why it is what it is.

    4. Re:Pentagon is traditional for military buildings by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      The German fortifications of the Normandy beaches

      Were, essentially, a string of bunkers. But more to the point: the sort of hill-top fort in the round, which was modified into a pentagonal form so that rifles, cannons, etc could be best put to work... that started meaning A LOT less in face of attacks from the air. Certainly tank traps and other blockades/defenses meant to slow down or stop armour from rolling in could be considered "fortifications," but that's not the same as a "fort" in the classical sense... or in symbolic sense that might inspire a pentagonl office building absent a pentagonal plot of dirt to put it on. I'm SURE that the fort-like shape appealed, symbolically to many in the War Dept at the time... but the biggest factor was: put 40,000 people in office space on a small plot of land along the Potomac river.

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    5. Re:Pentagon is traditional for military buildings by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      If they were rushed and didn't want to be "arty", they would have gone for the traditional 4 walls.

      Unless, as explained in TFA, they were constrained by lack of steel from building UP, had to find office space for 40,000 people, and realized that a pentagonal building would provide for a LOT more floor space on a pentagonal plot of land than a square one would. As for design difficulties... you're kidding, right? That building is ENORMOUS. Little things, like how to cut masonry or joing roofing timbers (did you know it's timber?) based on 72-degree angles isn't exactly rocket science.

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    6. Re:Pentagon is traditional for military buildings by elgatozorbas · · Score: 1

      This may all be very correct and actually interesting, but afaik the Pentagon dates from after the times in which attackers ran shooting to the forts (instead of e.g. flying planes). The Pentagon doesn't have gun slits and I even wonder if it even has a lot of defense on the outer walls. Maybe it was a matter of habit?

    7. Re:Pentagon is traditional for military buildings by scooter.higher · · Score: 1

      You get more relevant results using this Google search:

      http://www.google.com/search?num=50&hl=en&newwindo w=1&q=five+sided+fort&btnG=Search

      Seems that, while it may be the proper term, "pentagonal" isn't in the majority lexicon.

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    8. Re:Pentagon is traditional for military buildings by Headw1nd · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'd say the important point of the grandparent poster is that military architects would have been familiar with what would have been to them a traditional five sided design. And while the pentagon is not a fortress, per se, I think it would be remiss to overlook its very fortress-like qualities. We are talking about a building that was hit by what was essentially a gigantic cruise missle hold a massive fuel air payload, that resulted in fewer than 200 total casualties in the facility. Analysis made in The Pentagon Building Performance Report shows that even before recent improvements, the pentagon was a very resilient structure. I feel it's important to consider that while there were no bombs falling on Washington in 1941, the possibility hung in the air that there soon would be.

    9. Re:Pentagon is traditional for military buildings by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      That is a very good point - the building's "rings" structure does go a long way to mitigating certain types of problems in a classical bombing attack (as they might have feared from the Germans or Japanese)... multiple exterior-grade load-bearing walls/firebreaks, multiple exists to outside air - the design does a lot more than just give more people offices with windows (though that was important, too... in a power outage, much more of the building has daylight than if they had just built a big box.

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    10. Re:Pentagon is traditional for military buildings by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      You need to rethink your interpretation of Occam's Razor. It's mostly about not adding unecessary complexity to an explanation, not about the answer with no coincidences, as coincidences happen all the time and are often the simplest explanation. Or am I to believe that every pentragram or swashtika that appears in the middle of a city on Google Maps is in fact a deliberately placed occult or Nazi symbol?

      The Pentagon is not a military fortification, it's an office building. Military fortifications of the day were generally not pentagon shaped -- E.g. on the beaches of Normandy, German bunkers were positioned so as to provide overlapping fire, it was not a monolithic defense wall pentagonal or otherwise. Military fortifications that were pentagon shaped were constructed hundreds of yeas ago, and are now artifacts of a bygone era.

      A pentagonal lot as the original site and thus target of the original design is a simple explanation. It makes more sense than the designer deciding they wanted to utilize the general shape of 1800s forts but no other design feature whatsoever in a building that was not intended to be a fort and for which the benefits of the pentagram are meaningless.

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  40. This is not true. by The+Living+Fractal · · Score: 3, Funny

    The real reason was that certain other countries had a building with FOUR sides and the people who built the pentagon were thinking, fuck it all, we're going to FIVE BLADES..errr SIDES!!!

    TLF

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  41. Screw the pentagon by antiaktiv · · Score: 5, Funny

    Screw the pentagon, i want to know how this military building got its shape.

    1. Re:Screw the pentagon by The+Living+Fractal · · Score: 1

      It's a prison for Nazi War criminals you insensitive clod!

      Seriously though, that's f'd up.

      There's no possible way the designer did that by accident. Zero.

      TLF

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    2. Re:Screw the pentagon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative
    3. Re:Screw the pentagon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...I read about that building some time after Google Earth came out...
      Officially it's because that shape somehow gives denefits to the airflow and ventilation systems...
      (And I think it might have been build pre-WW2...)

    4. Re:Screw the pentagon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's no possible way the designer did that by accident. Zero. Maybe the designer was Hindu?

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swastika

      For billions of people all over the world, the Swastika is a religious symbol which has no connection to Nazism or racism.
    5. Re:Screw the pentagon by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      indeed, and it's the Buddhist symbol for universal harmony, e.g. Dharma. Go to major airports and you'll see swastikas all over the place, for prayer rooms and such. Swastikas can be found in ancient native American sites too. Instead of trying to stamp out swastikas-shaped things such as old buildings and other architectural shapes that far predate nazi germany, why doesn't everyone just learn that the swastika has for centuries been a symbol of good things?

    6. Re:Screw the pentagon by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      (that's major airports in asia)

    7. Re:Screw the pentagon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look at the other two buildings to the bottom left. They look like aircraft. Perhaps attacking aircraft?

    8. Re:Screw the pentagon by kramulous · · Score: 1

      But the Buddhist swastika is *mostly* always clockwise whereas the Nazi Germany swastika is always counter-clockwise.

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    9. Re:Screw the pentagon by dwater · · Score: 1

      > *mostly* always

      LOL.

      However, I have to say that I've never seen it anti-clockwise in China (yet). Seen clockwise ones all over the place, of course.

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    10. Re:Screw the pentagon by rubycodez · · Score: 4, Informative

      usually swastikas are called "right-facing" or "left-facing", what a person means by clockwise or counterclockwise can vary. But if one is talking about the bend, then Buddhist is bent counter-clockwise, or to the left.

      the Nazi swastika is "right-facing", with the arms of cross bent clockwise or to the right. The Hindu swastika is also usually right-facing, although you can sometimes see right and left facing mirror image swastikas in Hindu art. The Jain in India also use that right-facing bend usually.

    11. Re:Screw the pentagon by kramulous · · Score: 1

      >> *mostly* always

      >LOL.

      Whoops! Probably should of hit the preview button first. I know it tells me, but dammit, I so wrongly think I'm right. [hits 'Submit']

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    12. Re:Screw the pentagon by dwater · · Score: 1

      No worries. Enough of such things and the day is almost bearable :)

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  42. mod parent offtopic and/or troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This has nothing to do with the construction of the pentagon, and his off-handed assumption that playing violent video games is bad is either an attempt at trolling or the most poorly supported 'argument' I've ever seen.

  43. Clearly... by Colin+Smith · · Score: 1

    Which I assume is why America is having no problems in Iraq.

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    1. Re:Clearly... by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      Well, to be fair, America isn't trying to conquer or crush Iraq. They're hobbled by the fact that they've sent their army in to do non-army things.

      Couple that with tactics like using a Mosque as a firing position, then screaming bloody murder to the international media when somebody dares shoot back...

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  44. already underway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "In July 1941 with World War II looming..." In July 1941 WWII wasn't looming it was already underway for almost 2 years

  45. If you like, there are places that are like that by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    Try the Congo, or Dafar. Somalia is another place.

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  46. You could have at least SKIMMED the article... by Hamster+Lover · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The article details that Army officials noted with pleasure how the pentagonal shape recalled the era of pentagonal shaped fortifications.

    Anyway, if you read at least the first page of the article you would have learned that the Pentagon was originally sited close to Arlington National Cemetery on an oddly shaped tract of land bounded on five sides, thus necessitating the five-sided nature of the building. When members of Congress and other officials protested that the monolithic design would obscure the view of Washington from L'Enfant's tomb, the building was moved to its current location.

    When I was about nine years old, my father and I were discussing the shape of the Pentagon and the reasons for the unique shape of the building. I concluded that perhaps the shape recalled the branches of the military of government that occupied the various wings of the building; Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines and Joint Chiefs/Secretary of Defense. That's what I thought, at least.

    1. Re:You could have at least SKIMMED the article... by the+Dragonweaver · · Score: 1

      Not a bad rationale, but the Air Force didn't exist at the time, just the Army Air Corps.

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  47. The Sacred Chao proclaims it by HiThere · · Score: 1

    Within every disorder there is order, just as within every order there is disorder. This is called the Hodge-podge.

    I am not a KFSC.

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  48. am i an idiot? by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    i always thought it was one side for each military branch

    1. army
    2. navy
    3. air force
    4. marines
    5. coast guard

    i thought each side of the building was devoted to that military branch's offices

    is that something that just farted into existence in my subconscious?

    i swear i heard that somewhere

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    1. Re:am i an idiot? by CaptainJeff · · Score: 2, Informative

      Kind of true. There are five sides, with five dedications - Army, Navy, Air Force, Civil Servants, and Pentagon senior leadership/SECDEF. The Coast Guard is not part of the Department of Defense (except during times of war) and the Marines are part of the Department of the Navy.

    2. Re:am i an idiot? by TrappedByMyself · · Score: 1

      That's just people making stuff up again.

      Also...the Air Force was still part of the Army when the Pentagon was built.

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    3. Re:am i an idiot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Given the size disparity between the different branches (the Army is about four times bigger than the Marines, for example) it would not make sense to dedicate an equal amount of space to each one.

    4. Re:am i an idiot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope, sorry. The Air Force was not a separate branch of the military at that time.

    5. Re:am i an idiot? by Guppy06 · · Score: 2, Informative

      "1. army"

      "War Departmnet" = Army (this is before the Department of Defense)

      "2. navy"

      Department of the Navy != War Department (see previous parenthetical)

      "3. air force"

      Army Air Corps was War Department at the time still.

      "4. marines"

      Department of the Navy

      "5. coast guard"

      Department of the Navy during wartime, Department of Commerce during peacetime (at the time)

      So, at the time of the building's construction, only two of the five you listed were being considered, and they were the same branch at the time.

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  50. Sherman Potter said it best. by Darth_brooks · · Score: 0, Redundant

    "Get me the Pentagon. Yes the Pentagon, monument to military spending. Four walls and a spare!"

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  51. WWII looming? by telso · · Score: 4, Interesting

    In July 1941 with World War II looming....
    WWII was already in full blown force by July 1941: the Battle of Britain had already finished 8 months earlier (2 months if you talk to German historians), Germany had just invaded the Soviet Union, with occupied territories spanning France to Greece, North Africa to Norway, and the Holocaust was already moving along frighteningly quickly, with ten of thousands already killed and hundreds of thousands already rounded up into camps. Japan had already invaded much of eastern China, some of French Indo-China and had Korea for years.

    Can we please get rid of the attitude that WWII started on 7 December 1941. I always find it interesting that the British (and even the occupied Dutch) declared war on Japan the same day the Americans did, but not only did the Americans take two years to declare war on Germany, they didn't even declare war on Germany first--Germany declared war on the US! Looming indeed!
    1. Re:WWII looming? by jim_deane · · Score: 3, Informative


      In the United States, World War II was looming in July 1941. Many countries were involved, Germany was on the move, the Pacific was looking to heat up, and here in the U.S. there was much debate between isolationists and non-isolationists about our potential involvement.

      We weren't directly involved yet, so for us it did still LOOM in 1941. I expect someone in Russia would describe it much differently, with different dates. Similarly, Russians call it something like the "Great Patriotic War" rather than "World War II".

      It's the old "three blind men describe an elephant" problem.

    2. Re:WWII looming? by multipartmixed · · Score: 5, Funny

      You know, America's lateness in WW-II used to always bother me.

      Then I realized -- the new "pro-active" America bothers me a LOT MORE.

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    3. Re:WWII looming? by funwithBSD · · Score: 1

      Nah, until the US was involved it was just a "most of the world war".

      I jest!

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    4. Re:WWII looming? by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      Oh, hush. America shipped the British shipfuls of spam and bullets from the beginning. Besides, the UK and France didn't declare war until Poland was invaded (so much for Austria and Czechoslovakia), and didn't really do anything about it until France was invaded, at which point France lost and Britain withdrew and only defended itself from attack. In fact, it wasn't until after the US got involved that anyone did anything but try to defend their own territory. WWII in Europe can be divided into three stages: Germany and Russia (separately) invading nearby countries without outside intervention, Germany invading Russia, and the English-speaking powers recapturing Africa and western Europe while Russia went back to capturing nearby countries with the explicit permission of the English-speaking powers. The United States is the only power that intervened in Europe without being attacked by Germany or Italy, and they were even foresightful enough to rebuild Europe. (Americans are proud of WWII, but we should be even prouder of the Marshall Plan.)

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    5. Re:WWII looming? by goatpunch · · Score: 1
      There's a great quote from Not the Nine O'Clock News in about 1981 that is something to the effect of:


      The USA has decided that to make up for being late to the last two world wars they're going to be really punctual this time.

    6. Re:WWII looming? by justaphoneguy · · Score: 1

      Of course, the fact that Japan bombed Hong Kong, Singapore, and Malaya on December 7 (December 8 on that side of the international date line) may have had something to do with the UK declaring war on Japan. Had Germany bombed US overseas posessions on September 1, 1939, I don't think the US would have waited until 1941 to declare war...

  52. Re:A new one based on a circle? by fabu10u$ · · Score: 1

    Headquarters at Bergstrom Air Force Base, Austin, Texas, was a circle. The building is now the Hilton Austin Airport Hotel after the base was converted into the new civilian airport. Reportedly, the old SAC war room is now the hotel ballroom, and a number of retired officers came for New Year's Eve 2001 as the hotel was opening and stayed in their old offices.

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  53. July 1941?! by nagora · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Er.. WWII started in 1939 (with pre-war practice in China starting in 1931-37). By 1941 it was well under way.

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    1. Re:July 1941?! by evwah · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think it can be assumed that the americans... you know the people who built the pentagon... were concerned about WWII looming for THEM.

    2. Re:July 1941?! by bagsc · · Score: 3, Informative

      "Mr. Vice President, Mr. Speaker, members of the Senate and the House of Representatives: yesterday, December 7th, 1941 - a date which will live in infamy - the United States of America was suddenly and deliberately attacked by naval and air forces of the Empire of Japan.

      The United States was at peace with that nation, and, at the solicitation of Japan, was still in conversation with its Government and its Emperor looking toward the maintenance of peace in the Pacific. Indeed, one hour after Japanese air squadrons had commenced bombing in the American island of Oahu, the Japanese Ambassador to the United States and his colleague delivered to our Secretary of State a formal reply to a recent American message. And while this reply stated that it seemed useless to continue the existing diplomatic negotiations, it contained no threat or hint of war or of armed attack.

      It will be recorded that the distance of Hawaii from Japan makes it obvious that the attack was deliberately planned many days or even weeks ago. During the intervening time the Japanese Government has deliberately sought to deceive the United States by false statements and expressions of hope for continued peace.

      The attack yesterday on the Hawaiian Islands has caused severe damage to American naval and military forces. I regret to tell you that very many American lives have been lost. In addition American ships have been reported torpedoed on the high seas between San Francisco and Honolulu.

      Yesterday the Japanese Government also launched an attack against Malaya.

      Last night Japanese forces attacked Hong Kong.

      Last night Japanese forces attacked Guam.

      Last night Japanese forces attacked the Philippine Islands.

      Last night the Japanese attacked Wake Island.

      And this morning the Japanese attacked Midway Island.

      Japan has, therefore, undertaken a surprise offensive extending throughout the Pacific area. The facts of yesterday and today speak for themselves. The people of the United States have already formed their opinions and well understand the implications to the very life and safety of our nation.

      As Commander-in-Chief of the Army and Navy, I have directed that all measures be taken for our defense.

      But always will our whole nation remember the character of the onslaught against us. No matter how long it may take us to overcome this premeditated invasion, the American people in their righteous might will win through to absolute victory.

      I believe that I interpret the will of the Congress and of the people when I assert that we will not only defend ourselves to the uttermost but will make it very certain that this form of treachery shall never again endanger us.

      Hostilities exist. There is no blinking at the fact that our people, our territory and our interests are in grave danger.

      With confidence in our armed forces - with the unbounded determination of our people - we will gain the inevitable triumph - so help us God.

      I ask that the Congress declare that since the unprovoked and dastardly attack by Japan on Sunday, December 7th, 1941, a state of war has existed between the United States and the Japanese Empire."

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    3. Re:July 1941?! by nagora · · Score: 1
      Very nice. The question, though, is was WWII "looming" or "started". If it was only looming for America then it was only looming for Ireland and, in fact, by that basis WWII never started if you are in Ireland since they never bothered to fight.

      Clearly, whether an individual country fought in it or not, WWII did actually happen and likewise whether an individual country had joined in or not WWII had started, and it started in 1939.

      TWW

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    4. Re:July 1941?! by MS-06FZ · · Score: 1

      Very nice. The question, though, is was WWII "looming" or "started". If it was only looming for America then it was only looming for Ireland and, in fact, by that basis WWII never started if you are in Ireland since they never bothered to fight.

      Clearly, whether an individual country fought in it or not, WWII did actually happen and likewise whether an individual country had joined in or not WWII had started, and it started in 1939.

      TWW

      "In July 1941 with World War II looming..."

      Tell me where in that bit of sentence it says World War II hadn't started by 1941. Note that something can start and still be "looming". Let's say Germany invades Poland, right? Only you're not in Poland, you're somewhere else. Now, you know a bit about what's been happening in Germany and it seems like this might not be the end of it, but rather the beginning. How far is it gonna go? Will people in France be affected? Will people in Britain be affected? Is Hitler gonna expand the war or is there going to be some measure of success in containing the conflict? You really don't know at that point. For you, only the threat is real. The war has, in fact, started, but to you it's "looming" - its effect and outcome are undetermined. Maybe you even hold out hope that it won't affect you at all, but it's not certain.

      The truth of that statement depends on its point of view - that of the US military in mid-1941. At that point it was becoming clear that, one way or another, the US would become directly involved in the war. The war was a reality, but its direct effect on the US was still unrealized - the dangers were recognized but the impact not yet felt. Hence, the war, already in progress, was looming.
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  54. In July 1941 with World War II looming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    From the summary: "In July 1941 with World War II looming"

    A wee bit late, no?

    1. Re:In July 1941 with World War II looming by Monkey · · Score: 1

      Captain: "What happen ?"

    2. Re:In July 1941 with World War II looming by k3vlar · · Score: 1

      Mechanic: "Somebody set up us the bomb."

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  55. 1) Anger problem. 2) You are being manipulated. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is what the parent comment has to do with the design of the Pentagon. The entire story is a paid effort to make soft news about the U.S. military.

    You are being manipulated.

  56. Fundamentalist government irrelevant by ichigo+2.0 · · Score: 1

    What does that have to do with anything? It doesn't matter what kind of regime Iran has, funding insurgents in Iraq to make things difficult for the US is in their best interest, as that makes it harder for the US to attack Iran. And in case you haven't noticed, the US is building a missile shield in eastern Europe with the purpose of nullifying the Russian nuclear deterrent, so the reason Russians are arming Iran is hardly because of a purely "economic motive". As for the Chinese, Taiwan. In case it needs elaborating, more US resources wasted in the middle east = less US resources available to defend Taiwan.

    1. Re:Fundamentalist government irrelevant by poopdeville · · Score: 1

      I don't mean to be cold, but who cares about Taiwan? I mean, how is an independent Taiwan in the US's best strategic interests? Why should we divert resources from (the mess we've made in) the Middle East for Taiwan?

      I'm interested. I hope my phrasing doesn't offend.

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    2. Re:Fundamentalist government irrelevant by loucura! · · Score: 1

      I don't mean to be cold, but who cares about Taiwan? I mean, how is an independent Taiwan in the US's best strategic interests?

      With the Western loss of Hong Kong and Macao, to the Chinese in the late 90s, Taiwan is probably the only friendly staging area for a potential invasion of the Chinese mainland.

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    3. Re:Fundamentalist government irrelevant by ichigo+2.0 · · Score: 1

      As things are today, not much. As loucura! pointed out, Taiwan and South Korea would be useful in an invasion on China, but that would require someone crazier than Bush in the white house. There's also the economic side, as Taiwan houses lots of electronics industry, but I doubt things on that end would change even if Taiwan was reincorporated to the mainland.

      If one wanted to be cynical, one could suspect that the military-industrial complex is hoping for a limited conflict with China over Taiwan. Getting rid of a few carriers and some materiel would be a fast way to create demand for new products.

  57. No one has stated the obvious yet by lena_10326 · · Score: 1

    A pentagon shaped building is cool. Squares are for nerds.

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  58. It's a less embarrassing story than the real one.. by admactanium · · Score: 1

    Two lines and a triangle got a bit tipsy at the company holiday party. The rest, as they say, is history.

  59. Unusual? by SlashDev · · Score: 0

    What's so unusual about a pentagon? Should it have been an un-usual square? Or maybe an un-usual circle? I don't get it... Or is it just me..

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  60. Reminds me of a riddle I heard.... by thewiz · · Score: 1

    What is an elephant?

    It's a mouse built to military specifications.

    Not surprised they built a five-sided building.

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  61. The real reason for Iraq by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The number one reason for invading Iraq was to reduce the worldwide production of oil

  62. Fourteen million, not six or seven million. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    I know this is off-topic, but it bears saying.

    Not just Jews died under the Nazis, but everybody seems to forget that.

    I am not trying to minimize the plight of the Jews, just trying to remind everyone that they weren't the only ones who died.

    They are the only ones we seem to remember. A whole ton of Roma died too, and it is STILL ok in Europe to screw them over.

  63. Here are the maps by michaelmalak · · Score: 1

    In fact, the 18th century designers of Washington, DC inscribed an inverted pentagram into the street system, with the southern point being what would become the Washington Monument (itself loaded with Masonic stones). A less strong argument can be made for the Pentagon itself. If you can get past the UFO talk and specious arguments, this map shows that one of the five points of the Pentagon points to the Washington Monument and another of the five points to George Washington's home in Mt. Vernon.

    1. Re:Here are the maps by Aussie · · Score: 1

      That theforbiddenknowledge.com site you linked to is hilarious, thanks man.
      His theories on EAN13 barcodes and people throwing away TI-99/4a computers proves mind control cracked me up.
      Even some of the titles are funny "Lucifer and the United States Postal System." :)

  64. Re:Goatse! by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

    you should've super-imposed a pentagon on goatse and posted that instead.

    failure.

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  65. No 19-sided Pentagon plans? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I always thought that the Pentagon was part of a larger conspiracy involving the number 19, a mere glimmer of which is described by Minister Farrakhan at http://www.mrcranky.com/movies/eightandonehalfwome n/62/10.html. I refer to the Pentagonment Conspiracy, of course, as you must read it as pent-agon-ment, or a five-part plan for action).

  66. skyline??? by moosesocks · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The easiest solution, a tall building, was out because of pre-war restrictions on steel usage and the desire not to ruin Washington's skyline.


    Hold up... skyline!! What skyline? DC has laws stating that no buildings may be over 20 feet taller than the width of the street they face. What DC has is a profound lack/i> of skyline!

    Poor urban planning and laws like this have, of course, caused many of the city's problems. The sprawl around DC is absolutely unbelievable.
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  67. sweet humour by fmobus · · Score: 1

    if only we got such intelligent humour more often around here

    dang, I'm outta mod points.

  68. In WWII we didn't follow rules. by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

    We bombed the shit out of civilians (Tokyo, Dresden, Hamburg etc etc). The nukes killed far fewer people then conventional bombing as well as far fewer then would have died in an invasion. No the Japanese were not ready to surrender when we nuked them, learn some history. They wanted to keep China in exchange for ceasing hostilities. Using nukes on the Japanese was the right choice, no question.

    It was total war on both sides.

    We certainly didn't follow the Geneva conventions as they are currently re-interpreted by anti-war zealots. (e.g. Geneva conventions only apply to uniformed combatants, but the 'anti-war' folks today think they apply to insurgents.)

    What we did was mostly constrain the looting and pillaging that has been a feature of just about all other armies/wars (e.g. The Soviets took everything that was or wasn't bolted down out of East Germany and all the other countries they rolled through.)

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  69. It was incompetence! Criminal incompetence. by HornWumpus · · Score: 2, Informative

    The English and French leadership used their own men as cannon fodder thought out WWI.

    Tactics simply hadn't caught up with weapons. Modern infantry tactics are all about mobility and flanking. America learned that in the Civil War. England and France had not learned it in WWI.

    General Pershing was a hero for telling the English and the French that there was no way in hell American troops would be put under the incompetent English and French officer corps.

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    1. Re:It was incompetence! Criminal incompetence. by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      By the time the Americans entered the War all the exisiting players; British, French and German had learned their lessons and were fighting much more effectively than they had been at the start of the war.

      The tragedy was that the US didn't want any advice from Britain or France and ended up making exactly the same mistakes as had been made by others years earlier which resulted in a huge uneccessary loss of life from the sort of frontal assaults everyone else had learnt long ago were a silly idea.

  70. Odd they don't mention the American star by PapayaSF · · Score: 1

    A pentagon is a very traditional shape for fortifications. [snip] It would be an amazing coincidence if The Pentagon was pentagonal for any reason but this.

    As the article says, it was originally designed as an irregular pentagon to fit a particular piece of land that was also an irregular pentagon.

    When I was a kid, I always thought the shape of the Pentagon was a patriotic reflection of the shape of the five-pointed star on the American flag, Army Air Corps insignia, general's stars, etc.: connect the five points and you have a perfect pentagon. (Also, trim off the five arms and you're left with another.) The article mentions nothing about this, but it's hard to believe they didn't notice this.

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  71. 1941 on the verge of 2 years into WWII by MosesJones · · Score: 1

    Not to pick a hole in the history but lets be clear that WWII with the Nazi regime in Germany committing genocide and the enforced slavery and prostitution going on in Japan started quite a few years before... by 1941 pretty much all of Europe was occupied and large parts of Eastern Asia were equally suffering.

    So its interesting on the shape and all... but its only on the verge of the US entering WWII, most certainly not on the verge of the war itself.

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  72. A real reason? by BCW2 · · Score: 1

    Wow, all this time I just thought it was a monument to Murphys law, four walls and a spare!

    Or as I've heard from friends assigned there, the five sided squirrel cage!

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  73. What really happened.... by Mystery00 · · Score: 1

    What really happened was: They said "Thy will be done Dark Lord", and began to build.

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  74. So many inaccuracies! by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 1

    The Nazis began building U-boats again in 1935, and they were largely a continuation of WWI designs from 1918 or 1920 at the latest. They were small and cramped. The Type VIIC was the most common U-boat, and they began building in 1940, IIRC. They were only around 700 tons. For an example of how cramped they were, they had two heads, one of which was almost entirely used for stowage of provisions, and the entire crew (44?) had to use the one other head. It was not a pressure head, and could only be dumped either when surfaced or possibly near the surface. At any depth beyond that, the crew used buckets and cans and whatever else would hold the sewage until it could be dumped overboard once surfaced.

    There was no forced ventilation system; they relied upon open hatches. Once surfaced, it took a long time for the ends of the boat to get fresh air. Combine that with buckets of sewage and you do not have a happy crew.

    These problems were typical of the rushed repeat designs carried over from WWI. There were some design considerations between the wars, typically such as making safer electrical wiring and going to hydraulic controls, but nothing close to a proper design bureau.

    Yes, convoys were introduced right in the beginning, and yes there was a severe lack of escorts. The US, altho not involved for two years, had a typical problem. They had rushed thru massive building programs in 1917 when they entered WWI, most of which (the famous flush deck four pipers) were not built until the war was over. As small as they were, and as obsolete as they gradually became, Congress was in no mood to discard them for new designs in the tight economy of the Depression of the 1930s. Those were the 50 ships transferred to the British, and in spite of them being half the necessary size, and having puny 3" guns in most cases, the British were glad to accept them, even after the war had been going on for a year, simply because they were desperate for escorts.

    The Wolf Pack of WW II was thought up by Donitz long after WW I. It was not effective at first because there were so few U-boats. I believe there were only something like a dozen U-boats at sea at any given time during the first few months of war, including those in transit. These first U-boats had good pickings because they dove deeper than the British had expected and because the British were as unprepared as the Germans were. There were very few escorts to protect the convoys, but there were every few U-boats to take advantage of that. If you look at the stats, you will find that sinkings per U-boat dropped alarmingly as time went by, averaging something like one sinking per boat per month, annd most boats were sunk without ever having sunk any ships.

    Contrary to your belief, contact exploders were by far the most successful. Both the US and Germans gave up on the too-clever idea of magnetic exploders and went back to the tried and true contact exploders. The US problems were compounded by having both magnetic and contact exploder problems, and by the original testing being done in cooler Atlantic waters as opposed to operational use (and failure) in the warm south and central Pacific. There were quite a few well documented cases of ships coming into port with unexploded torpedoes embedded in their sides.

    There is a general myth about the superiority of the German military because they had so much secret development between the wars. Their U-boats were awful designs, successful only at first and only because the British were equally unprepared. Their battleships were lousy bang for the buck, being just overbuilt WWI designs with poor armor placement and poor guns; they survived only from being vastly overbuilt, not from good design. Compare the Washington (35,000 tons, 9x16 inch; 27 knots) vs the Bismarck (42,000 tons, 8x15 inch, 30 knots). Their tanks at the beginning of the war were no better than anybody else's; it was their continuation of their new late WWI strategy and the French continuation of old WW I strateg

  75. Preventing starvation for regenerating giant types by Torvaun · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Do you realize how much damage elitist punks like you do to Apple? Or is that the point? Nietzsche said that the most perfidious way of doing harm to a position is to argue poorly on its behalf.

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  76. bad shape for aerial attack by wikinerd · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I actually think that the Pentagon is beautiful. However, I think its shape is too distinct, and is prone to aerial attack. A pilot would easily find it even without a map. Shouldn't such an important building have an ordinary shape, be camouflaged, or lie completely underground?

    1. Re:bad shape for aerial attack by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 5, Insightful

      A pilot would easily find it even without a map.

      Uh, yeah. I think that actually happened. Heard about it on the news or something.

    2. Re:bad shape for aerial attack by inKubus · · Score: 1
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  77. 1941, WWII looming .... WTF? by kramulous · · Score: 1

    "In July 1941 with World War II looming, ..." - ????!!!!!!!

    Up until 1941, the world, minus America, were just playing silly buggers.

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  78. Clearly not designed by King Arthur by notestein · · Score: 1

    Five is right out!

    1. Re:Clearly not designed by King Arthur by The_Mr_Flibble · · Score: 1

      You mean it could of been called the Triangle ?

  79. Get Your Facts Straight by RKBA · · Score: 1

    This Memorial Day, I'm remembering those who we have killed for no reason whatsoever.
    Here is some interesting aerial footage of the Pentagon as it would have been seen by the "hijackers" of American Flight 77 on September 11, 2001: The Flight of American 77 It was produced by a pilots association and is based upon the flight data recorder "black box" data.
  80. Re:The least sophisticated way of relating is kill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please go fuck your mother. And then kill yourself. You are useless.

  81. Oh, my Ego! by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    Basically, they should give the military a goal, then let the military figure out how to impliment it.

    That would imply the military knows more than the politician about something. How's your ego going to feel when a bunch of dumb roughneck hicks with guns come up with a brilliant tactical strategy?

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    1. Re:Oh, my Ego! by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      How does this turn into "dumb roughneck hicks with guns"?

      I'm talking about strategy at a level conducted by four star generals, each with 25-40 years of experience, who have college degrees in the art of war. By the time they make Colonel, they have the equivalent of a master's degree. By the time they make General, they have the equivalent of a doctorate.

      Yes, I DO believe that the generals, on average, know far more about running a war than politicians. Politicians know more about politics(though by necessity generals are up there as well).

      As for Vietnam, if we'd fought it smarter, fought it to win, our soldiers wouldn't have been stuck in the muck for so long, they wouldn't have been quite so inclined to commit atrocities(which were still fairly rare).

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    2. Re:Oh, my Ego! by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      I think you missed my indictment of the politician's ego. Perhaps I piled the sarcasm a bit too high.

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    3. Re:Oh, my Ego! by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      Forgive me, I was responding while not quite awake myself.

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  82. a brief history of modern air warfare by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    and can drop rocks on anyone's head.

    If you worked for the Reader's Digest, they could sell it as a pamphlet! :)

    (I'm going to borrow your explanation for future use).

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    1. Re:a brief history of modern air warfare by Reziac · · Score: 1

      [laughing] Help yourself!

      For my next trick, I fill a thimble with the whole ocean! ;)

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  83. Your shoes.... by Foerstner · · Score: 1

    I'm not trying to pooh-pooh the article, but it's just kind of...well...you know, my shoe is shaped kind of oblong and rounded because, well, that's how feet are shaped. Isn't that amazing?

    You're obviously not a woman. Take a look at the shape of some of their footwear sometime, and tell me it's not amazing.

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  84. Kill yourself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I promise to remember you.

    So the propaganda number is up to a million now?

    Why not just make it a billion. The dumbshits that comprise humanity will probably sswallow that one, too.

    FUCKHEAD IMAM: America has murdered twenty billion Muslims, killed every kitten in the world, and blown up the Moon!
    LEGIONS OF THIRD WORLD DUMBSHITS: Death to America!
    LONE VOICE: Uh, the Moon is still there.
    FUCKHEAD IMAM: Kill the Unbeleiver!!!! Kill the Heretic!!!
    LEGIONS OF THIRD WORLD DUMBSHITS: Grrrrrr! (tears Lone Voice to pieces with their bare hands, and then stones a 14 year old girl to death because she happened to be standing near him)

  85. It was supposed to be a smooth circle... by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

    ...but they just didn't have the polygon counts back then. Computer Aided Design on the early von Neumann machines was not fun.

  86. Anger? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is people with this kind of anger who think it is okay for their government to kill.

  87. Mommy, where do pentagons come from? by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

    Well sweety, you see, when a hexagon and a quadrilateral love each other very much...

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    1. Re:Mommy, where do pentagons come from? by Vietman · · Score: 1

      The pentagon and the streets in its neighborhood were admittedly constructed by Masons. The area around it has an owl shape, and a pentagram, the pentagon is in the inside part of the pentagram. An owl, btw, is the god Molechm, worshipped for millenia historically and more recently by the Bohemian Grove. http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/january2005/0 20104grovebackground.htm

  88. Ever heard of Pearl Harbor? by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

    The United States was not at war until December. From the perspective of the United States, the war was "looming".

    Looming does not necessarily mean something doesn't exist yet. It just means it is on the horizon. Forgive me for not using the OED, but they don't seem to have an ad-supported online presence, and it'd be silly for everyone reading this to have to subscribe.

    How many British do you suppose would have said the threat of war was "looming" in 1937 and 1938? Well, Japan had already invaded Manchuria in 1931 and Germany had already sponsored the Spanish Civil War in 1936. Japan invaded China in 1937. Germany annexed Czechoslovakia in 1938. So the conventional, "the war started in 1939" might sound a little Poland-centric to those countries.

    So when, exactly, do you propose that the war definitively was not "looming" for any particular country? 1931?

    BTW, the US, despite trying in vain to remain neutral, was doing swift business with those countries resisting Axis advances before it entered the war.

  89. Re:It was supposed to have four sides... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But the military screwed it up!

  90. Coast Guard? by sean.peters · · Score: 1

    Not being a part of the Defense Department, the Coast Guard isn't even IN the Pentagon. Also, the Air Force didn't exist as a service at the time the Pentagon was built. So I don't think your theory holds up.

  91. And the results... by sean.peters · · Score: 1

    The Roman republic was characterized by an incredible degree of persistence in military matters. This was how they won their wars, not by superior military leadership/organization/technology.

    Yeah, and look how well that turned out for them! We're well down the path of giving up democracy in favor of empire, bread and circuses, etc, ourselves.

  92. Right. by sean.peters · · Score: 1

    There weren't well-financed groups of hidden Nazis willing to kill themselves and everyone in a vegetable market because a cave-dwelling extremist with buckets of cash has pursuaded them that Allah will open the doors to Virgin-Mart on their behalf if they can cause as much horrifying death as possible to scare people out of wanting a simple democratic, constitutional governement, and scare them back into settling for a brutal, theocratic, medieval-style thugocracy. With nukes.

    It's not the same thing. Oh, and neither has it been 7 years since the end of hostilities or even close to it, because the people stoking the current conflict (the Iranians) are still busy DOING it.

    I could pick a few nits with this, but you're largely right. The question is, what is our continued presence likely to accomplish? The answer is, more of the same, but with our folks caught in the middle. The simple fact is that not even ORDER is going to be imposed on Iraq by us, to say nothing of DEMOCRACY. It's time to cut our losses and get out.

  93. Not at all. by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

    Clearly the point was somewhat lost on you. Killing everyone who opposes me in warfare is, by definition, how you win a war. If you consider surrender and option for "winning," I must point out that surrender is the other side deciding not to oppose you - under pain of death - and since you've killed everyone else, ergo the definition above. There is absolutely nothing noble or desirable about war.

    Note also that I did not say that we should have gone to war. We don't have any fucking business in the middle east. They can keep all their oil, for all I care - $8/gallon for gasoline is just fine with me, and I drive quite a gas hog (it's a truck; I actually use it for work). There is no useful way out of this conflict. Our idiotic^Willustrious leader has managed to make many of the same mistakes that were made in Vietnam. It's all the more surprising since his advisors were mostly involved with Vietnam after things were in total disarray.

    Again, what I meant was that if you go to WAR, you must be willing to destroy your enemy completely, with no trace that they ever existed. Anything else is just sport. Thing is, this "sport" our administration is playing looks like war to them - and they are reacting properly to it. Those people really hate us, and they hate us more every day. We will win this war, or we will lose this war - there are no other outcomes. And, quite honestly, since turning Iraq into radioactive glass is not a realistic option either (since it is the only way to "win" this "war"). Unfortunately, our president has too small a penis to admit that he has utterly failed.

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    1. Re:Not at all. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > And, for the record, I was very popular in school.

      No, you were not. You just play that role on slashdot.

      No harm, man, but don't pretend to be something you are not.

  94. Fortress for a Tyrant Prince (An alternate theory) by mashton · · Score: 1

    Here's an alternate theory of the Pentagon's shape.

    http://brunix.ie/pics/Tyrant%20Prince.jpg

    "Fortress for a Tyrant Prince"
    From 'Serlio on Domestic Architecture'
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