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  1. Re:Here is an early demo on Creating a Black Hole With OpenGL · · Score: 1
    Alright, alright! Stop being so nasty, geeze!

    I'm sorry I put your personal pictures on the web for everyone to see!

    There. Will you ever forgive me? Please?

  2. Re:Here is an early demo on Creating a Black Hole With OpenGL · · Score: 2

    You're welcome!

  3. Re:Security isn't important on Secrets & Lies: Digital Security In A Networked World · · Score: 2

    I resent that comment. I'm Canadian, not USian.

  4. Security isn't important on Secrets & Lies: Digital Security In A Networked World · · Score: 1
    Although as a security consultant Mr. Schneier makes some valid points, I think he's not seeing the big picture.

    There's a whole lot more to running a company than systems security. Security is one factor, kind of like an insurance policy. Who cares about the security of a system, if all the potential hackers are scared to death of being sued for every potential intrusion? To use an analogy, why lock your doors when you got a yogurt-fed pitbull waiting on the porch?

    As a matter of fact, I think we should extend that concept to personal security. What we need in North America is a law that allows personal users to sue hackers who portscan your computer. Do you really think they'd be as eager to fuck around with your system after that?

    I think hackers will think twice about trying to break the law by electronically breaking and entering once a few of their teenage pals are sent to jail by the FBI.

  5. Compared to Slashdot... on MSNBC Accused of Rigging OS Poll · · Score: 2

    Compared to Slashdot's polls, at least MSNBC is being subtle about the way they cheat...

  6. Back to business, guys on Kuro5hin Returns · · Score: 1
    Great. Now that Kuro5hin is out of trouble, you guys can go back to ignoring it and feeling superior to it.

    This is essentially the problem with the geek community in general: unless there's a common cause or enemy, geeks are too busy backstabbing each other. Everybody was backstabbing /. on k5 before it went down, but now that a script k1dd13 slammed k5, Slashdot is being all nice and friendly to it.

    How long will Linux survive if Microsoft were to disappear? Or more on the spot, how long before RedHat/Linux becomes the next Enemy? People have already entered holy wars over VI, Emacs, KDE or Gnome...

    I would not be surprised if Slashdot was somehow behind all this, and these articles supporting k5 are about proving in a smug, roundabout way, that Slashdot is better than Kuro5hin.

  7. /. readers on the streets on Me-Commerce · · Score: 1

    There won't be any /. readers on the streets when the IT downturn arrives, because there won't be a /. then. Rob and Jeff will go back to being losers without money, and will survive for two years by selling all their overpriced tech toys at a tenth of the initial price. The guy who will have won the Slashdot Cruiser will commit suicide by carbone monoxyde inhaling.

  8. Simple answer: on Next Generation of Gnutella · · Score: 2

    They're running out of stupid puns starting in 'GNU'.

  9. Re:Jean... on Gore Puts Internet For Auction On eBay (Updated) · · Score: 1

    Jean is too scared of children playing with nukes in their parents' basement to laugh at anybody!

  10. Re:WTF? on Inexpensive Do It Yourself MP3 Players · · Score: 2
    I suspect viewpoints like this come from spending one's creative energy hating successful people rather than directing it into activities that might make you a success as well.

    I suspect viewpoints such as yours come from projecting one's own sorry life unto others when one knows nothing at all about them.

  11. Re:Please don't leave on FCC to Require Anti-Piracy Features in Digital TVs · · Score: 2

    Don't worry... I'm still having a lot of fun seeing Slashbots cry in outrage at everything I post.

  12. Re:Come on... on How Good Of A Unix Is Mac OS X ? · · Score: 1

    ThAT wASn'T ME I cAN bE StUPiD WIThoUT pOStING AnonYMOUSlY

  13. Re:Andoveer tech support calls on How Good Of A Unix Is Mac OS X ? · · Score: 2

    It's Neal. And yeah, I'm bloody tired of Stephenson references after Snow Crash. I took the Slashdot nick a week after the book came out, and I can't change it now. I guess it's kinda like calling your Elvin in 1959.

  14. Andoveer tech support calls on How Good Of A Unix Is Mac OS X ? · · Score: 3
    Hotline: Andover Hotline, how may I help you?

    User: Hello? You guys own Slashdot.org, right?

    Hotline: Yes, sir, we do. Is there a problem?

    User: Well, you see, I own Slashdot stock, and...

    Hotline: Huh. There's no such thing as a stock hotline. The author of this post is such a moron.

    User: Shut up, bitch!

    Enoch Root: Yeah!

    User: Anyway, I went on Slashdot the other day, and there was this post marked Funny...

    Hotline: Yes, that's call moderation. What about it?

    User: Well, it wasn't funny. It was just this guy calling a hotline, and then making references to the article, but the conversation was really dumb.

    Hotline: I'm sorry to hear that.

    User: The worst was, it had no punchline. And it lasted too long.

    Hotline: Oh.

    User: Yes. Without anything happening.

    Hotline: Oh.

    User: Yes.

    Hotline: I see.

    User: Anyway, I want a refund.

    Hotline: No. User: *dialtone*

  15. Re:This is amazing... on How Good Of A Unix Is Mac OS X ? · · Score: 2
    Aaah, yes... Fun and games are a sweet form of slavery, are they not? At least that's one thing the new economy got right: if you're feeding the visceral gamers with fun things to do, they'll do it on a Friday night.

    I'd feel sorry for you, but I'm suspecting you frequently play network Q3 on a LAN and a 21"... Bastard. :)

  16. Re:This is amazing... on How Good Of A Unix Is Mac OS X ? · · Score: 1
    Ouch. I sympathize.

    So, the PHB has sprung a last-minute graveyard on you?

  17. Re:Wow on Annoy.com Gag Order Lifted · · Score: 3

    Wow... You just got moderated up for copying/pasting a 404. I'll be damned. Shoeboy, you're my hero!

  18. The solution is not technical on Unintrusive Traffic Content Monitoring? · · Score: 3
    I know, I know. Every geek tends to answer a human problem with a technical answer. I should know, I worked for one year as a CSO for a large company. (Won't say which, but suffice to say it's a subsidiary of Canada's largest e-commerce firm.) The answer, in this case, is simple:

    Put a use of confidential information clause in their contract, and threaten to sue them to hell should they ever breach it.

    Now, you may not like this. It's not pretty. But that's the way to do it. If you try to patch the system with a technical solution, they'll never respect it, because hackers figure if they can find a hole, it's their god-given right to exploit it. But trust me, every script kiddie gives up his tactics when he's slapped with a FBI (RCMP in Canada) search warrant and threats of legal action. Ditto with employees.

    This way, you won't even have to bother with configuring your system. Just sue one guy as an example to others, that works well also. It may not be really cool; but trust me, it's effective.

  19. I'm trolling myself, but who cares on Courtney Love Sues for Her Share · · Score: 2
    You wanna argue math? Let's define:

    M_0 = MP3.com's pre-trial money
    U_0 = Universal's pre-trial money
    C_0 = Courtney Love's pre-trial money

    Universal wins over MP3:
    M_1 = M_0 - 100M
    U_1 = U_0 + 100M
    C_1 = C_0

    Courtney Love theoretically wins $10M over Universal:
    M_2 = M1 = M_0 - 100M
    U_2 = U_1 - 10M = U_0 + 90M
    C_2 = C_1 + 10M = C_0 + 10M

    And thus, we see clearly that Courtney Love's money comes directly from MP3.com's pockets, whether it went through Universal's pockets first.

    Conclusion 1: Stealing from a thief only means a different thief gets the victim's money

    Conclusion 2: Take your condescending attitude, and your "simple math", and stick them far up your ass.

  20. Re:Oh my god! on FCC to Require Anti-Piracy Features in Digital TVs · · Score: 2
    The FCC isn't sueing anyone over Napster.

    Sure, go ahead, take me for an imbecile. It's certainly easier than arguing coherently. That's not what I said, and you know it.

  21. Re:If you don't like the editorial comments... on FCC to Require Anti-Piracy Features in Digital TVs · · Score: 2

    Looking idiotic is my god-given right, and it's the last amusing thing left for me to do before I leave Slashdot once and for all. Not that their click-through rate will drop, and not that you or anyone else will give a fuck. But then again, neither will I.

  22. Gotta ask... on Courtney Love Sues for Her Share · · Score: 1
    What the FUCK does Courtney Love's talent have to do with anything? Or did she suddenly transform from a squealing pig into a talented signer because she's indirectly supporting MP3?

    Anyway, she's sueing for money won from MP3, so indirectly, she's taking this money from MP3.com. She's just sueing the middle-man.

    In the light of this, does this mean she's suddenly a very crappy artist? Say, like Metallica and Dr. Dre?

    Don't confuse political position with talent. That's a dangerous equation. Artists can still be assholes, and lamers can still have valid political opinions.

  23. Hah hah hah! on Sun Finds & Exploits Hole in the GPL *Update* · · Score: 1
    St00p1d g33kz! SuN 0wnz j00!!!

    Oops, sorry. How does it feel to be cracked by a big company?

  24. Re:Moderators on Interviews Come Back -- With Cringely's Answers · · Score: 2
    I'll give you points for being patronizing, but none for accuracy. If Slashdot were a bus, then the trolls would be that guy who sodomizes your grandmother while pouring sugar in the gas tank.*

    * Yeah, it's a Clerks reference.

  25. Re:Moderators on Interviews Come Back -- With Cringely's Answers · · Score: 1

    Depends what kind of cheese.