I have often thought about this. My biggest concern though is the storage issue. What do you do with the Mexican when he isn't cleaning my backside? I have a small broom closet, but I am afraid I would have no where to hang my coat. Plus I hear they eat alot. is this true?
I have been a little itchy "back there" and I was wondering if you had any instructions on wiping. I get most of my hygiene tips from slashdot and would really appreciate any help you might have. thanks!
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Hello,
you have been randomly chosen for my 69th post craptavaganza. so, without further ado:
BRAP
BRAP
UNNNNNNNNG
arrrrrrgh
*beads of sweat form on brow*
uuuuuunnnnnnngggggggggg
*clenching teeth*
yyyyyaaaaarrrrrg
*grabs the side of the bowl*
Brap brap!
unnnnng
plop
plop
*sigh of relief*
wipe wipe wipe
Thank you!!
you are NOT a human. you are a UN-logged in troll (and a poor one at that with stileproject links) please follow these instructions so that you can become a worthwhile member of the universe:
1. Lay down
2. get skullfucked
3. die
thx!
Key features (patent pending): All dolls custom ordered to client specifications, with 2 or 3 entries for sexual penetration, anatomically correct flesh of elastomeric gel, robotic pelvic movement (reciprocating), articulated skeleton with steel joints and spring steel ribs, an articulated spine (moveable in 3 dimensions to closely duplicate the movement and flexibility of the human spine), skull, finger, and other bone structures, poseable hands and feet, moveable jaw, prosthetic quality eyes, real hair (each strand is hand woven in the head, eyebrows, and pubic area), articulated tongue, 44-H cup breasts, a vulva that converts readily from shaved to trimmed or natural pubic hair, a 3D stereo recording of Pandora Peaks made during sex and replayed via mini disc and wireless headset, a functional pelvis modeled after an actual female pelvis, and hair, skin tone, nail, eyelash, and makeup options to meet each client's individual preferences.
She arrives at your door fully dressed in sexy panties, bra, thigh-high stockings, and a short, form-fitting dress. Her hair is long, soft, and wavy. Her curvaceous body is firm and well muscled, and her breasts are soft and pliable. Her long-lashed eyes will look back into yours, and her full lips are parted and inviting.
Today it is possible to fulfill your desire for an ideal fantasy woman with convenience, economy, and safety.
Move to india for the duration of the project. You can live like a king with 20K a year
if you don't mind: spitting cobras, man eating tigers, feces ridden streets, and the threat of nuclear war from pakistan. Sure it would be a great place to live!
Good show! I can't wait to see the Jon Katz infomercial!
Now onto my question: I have seen the back of a $20 bill (both on and off weed and probably on a few other substances as well). What am I looking for here?
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I have often thought about this. My biggest concern though is the storage issue. What do you do with the Mexican when he isn't cleaning my backside? I have a small broom closet, but I am afraid I would have no where to hang my coat. Plus I hear they eat alot. is this true?
forget college kid. it sucks. bill gates never went to college and look where he is.
I have been a little itchy "back there" and I was wondering if you had any instructions on wiping. I get most of my hygiene tips from slashdot and would really appreciate any help you might have. thanks!
this guy ate them
you didn't see my panties anywhere did you? I think this guy ate them LOL! thx! huggggz! :)
you havent seen my panties have you? k thx :) huggggz!
have you seen my panties? I seem to have misplaced them. Thanks!
OUCH that fuckin hurt!!!!!!
hi, quick question. do you poop?
Hello, you have been randomly chosen for my 69th post craptavaganza. so, without further ado: BRAP BRAP UNNNNNNNNG arrrrrrgh *beads of sweat form on brow* uuuuuunnnnnnngggggggggg *clenching teeth* yyyyyaaaaarrrrrg *grabs the side of the bowl* Brap brap! unnnnng plop plop *sigh of relief* wipe wipe wipe Thank you!!
thats good. no one will miss you because you are a greedy vulgar stupid ugly american death sucking AC.
Q: What in the WORLD is this HELL coming to? A: Carmen San Diego THANK YOU, i'll be here all week.
first short, staccato sounding fart.
you are NOT a human. you are a UN-logged in troll (and a poor one at that with stileproject links) please follow these instructions so that you can become a worthwhile member of the universe: 1. Lay down 2. get skullfucked 3. die thx!
Key features (patent pending): All dolls custom ordered to client specifications, with 2 or 3 entries for sexual penetration, anatomically correct flesh of elastomeric gel, robotic pelvic movement (reciprocating), articulated skeleton with steel joints and spring steel ribs, an articulated spine (moveable in 3 dimensions to closely duplicate the movement and flexibility of the human spine), skull, finger, and other bone structures, poseable hands and feet, moveable jaw, prosthetic quality eyes, real hair (each strand is hand woven in the head, eyebrows, and pubic area), articulated tongue, 44-H cup breasts, a vulva that converts readily from shaved to trimmed or natural pubic hair, a 3D stereo recording of Pandora Peaks made during sex and replayed via mini disc and wireless headset, a functional pelvis modeled after an actual female pelvis, and hair, skin tone, nail, eyelash, and makeup options to meet each client's individual preferences. She arrives at your door fully dressed in sexy panties, bra, thigh-high stockings, and a short, form-fitting dress. Her hair is long, soft, and wavy. Her curvaceous body is firm and well muscled, and her breasts are soft and pliable. Her long-lashed eyes will look back into yours, and her full lips are parted and inviting. Today it is possible to fulfill your desire for an ideal fantasy woman with convenience, economy, and safety.
"JH: Are you dissing Ice Cube? SV: [laughs] No! He's an O.G.! He and other artists are handcuffed by the law. "
You forgot one chapter:
8. Cowboy Neal is FUCKING FAT
you must be a product of cold war propaganda from an eastern bloc country.
a. serial killers are TOTALLY 80s. We have spree killers now dude. Oh yeah and acid wash jeans went out too, so get some new clothes.
b. vicious car chases and shoot outs on the city streets? uh huh. I have never beared witness to either of these scenarios.
c. Jets smashing high rises. Sure it sucked. But one fucking Indian typhoon whacked 30,000+ people. I say geography favors the US by a large margin.
Move to india for the duration of the project. You can live like a king with 20K a year
if you don't mind: spitting cobras, man eating tigers, feces ridden streets, and the threat of nuclear war from pakistan. Sure it would be a great place to live!
where the fizzuck is trollaxor.com?
Good show! I can't wait to see the Jon Katz infomercial! Now onto my question: I have seen the back of a $20 bill (both on and off weed and probably on a few other substances as well). What am I looking for here?
unnnng
uuuuung
thhhhp
brap brap
plop
wipe
web tv can't run flash you terd.
FREE DIONNE WARWICK (To the fuckhead who said she is already free: The black woman is NEVER free)
thanks
I said it three times fast. now what?
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