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  1. This link will change your LIFE! on Supreme Court Rules on Challenge to COPA · · Score: -1
  2. FREE DIONNE WARWICK on Supreme Court Rules on Challenge to COPA · · Score: -1

    First Free Dionne Warwick post!!

  3. Re:Gosh, I'm glad this is about WWII... on Enigma · · Score: -1

    The Engineer invited me into one of Microsoft's Secret Development Labs -- if I promised not to tell anyone about what I was getting ready to see. I leapt at the opportunity! (I must have looked like a dog with my tongue wagging!) Using a keypad, he punched in his secret code and the door opened. (I thought I was on the Starship Enterprise!) I can't tell you much -- but I'll tell you this -- Microsoft spends "truckloads" of money in researching new ideas and new technologies. He showed me around -- demonstrating some of the "cool stuff" (he liked saying that) that Microsoft would soon be releasing to the public. (Hint: Think X-Box-ish!) While we were in that Lab, he stopped, thought for a moment and said, "Rodney, everyday it still amazes me -- every single day we're generating killer ideas, using our magic system to turn these ideas into software, and getting people to shell out millions of dollars to buy our software all around the world. "Listen -- we're taking a $20,000 operating system and burning it on to a CD that costs us pennies. In any other industry, you measure margins with a razor -- but not with software industry! We have fat margins! "Look -- there is no question in my mind or Bill's mind (he calls him Bill!) that creating and publishing software is and will continue to be the most profitable business in the world for the next 50 years!" I was dumbfounded. And I was mad! I was mad that companies like Microsoft thought they had some kind of magic pixie dust they could sprinkle on their ideas -- and turn them into raging software successes! Not true! But he was also "dead-on" -- there is no single business in the world that can match the sheer potential of the software business. Bill Gates is living proof! -- To Be Continued --

  4. WHY YOU SHOULD WORK FOR MICROSOFT on Enigma · · Score: -1

    Let me tell you a little story -- In March, I was invited to Microsoft. I was going to meet one of Microsoft's most Senior Software Developers (they call them "Researchers"). He was going to take me on a tour of the "campus" -- complete with beautiful parks, amazing buildings and impressive monuments. I had never been on Mr. Gates's turf -- and was thrilled to be able to see it for the first time! When I walked into the engineer's office, he was grinning. (Hey, I just thought he was a generally happy guy!) After a few minutes of small talk, he showed me an image on his computer -- a photo of a beautiful Ferrari, glowing in this wild deep purple hue. I thought he had found the photo at Car and Driver's website. "Ben, can you believe this is my car? My wife and I flew to Italy to watch as it was being built on Ferrari's assembly line. We wanted to make sure the color was perfect!" As you can imagine, I was floored! That was HIS car in HIS driveway! So I asked -- "How long have you been working here at Microsoft?" He told me that he'd been there just under 10 years. And noted -- he was thinking about retiring soon. As we toured more of the "campus", I discovered that Microsoft has created nearly 21,000 millionaires and multi-millionaires in its brief 20-year existence. Impressive!

  5. Re:What about... on Do Strangelets Pass Through Earth? · · Score: -1

    Let me tell you a little story -- In March, I was invited to Microsoft. I was going to meet one of Microsoft's most Senior Software Developers (they call them "Researchers"). He was going to take me on a tour of the "campus" -- complete with beautiful parks, amazing buildings and impressive monuments. I had never been on Mr. Gates's turf -- and was thrilled to be able to see it for the first time! When I walked into the engineer's office, he was grinning. (Hey, I just thought he was a generally happy guy!) After a few minutes of small talk, he showed me an image on his computer -- a photo of a beautiful Ferrari, glowing in this wild deep purple hue. I thought he had found the photo at Car and Driver's website. "Ben, can you believe this is my car? My wife and I flew to Italy to watch as it was being built on Ferrari's assembly line. We wanted to make sure the color was perfect!" As you can imagine, I was floored! That was HIS car in HIS driveway! So I asked -- "How long have you been working here at Microsoft?" He told me that he'd been there just under 10 years. And noted -- he was thinking about retiring soon. As we toured more of the "campus", I discovered that Microsoft has created nearly 21,000 millionaires and multi-millionaires in its brief 20-year existence. -- To Be Continued --

  6. AHOY MATEY! WANNA LIGHT MY CANNON! on How bnetd Developers Reverse Engineered Battle.net · · Score: -1

    15 men on a Dead Man's Chest... OH HO HO and a bottle of rum! (repeat)

  7. WTF??? THE Article says ... on How bnetd Developers Reverse Engineered Battle.net · · Score: -1

    Hello,This is a excite game This game is my first work. You're the first player. I wish you would enjoy it.

  8. Re:ST0P TEH StaLkEn Meee!@!@ on How bnetd Developers Reverse Engineered Battle.net · · Score: -1

    i do but plez sir1s don bit my penix becuz my penixc iz ver tendur stil and i don wan it t0 hert agn. oK? als0 plz caLL me Shirly thankx

  9. Re:Battlenet Clone HowTO on How bnetd Developers Reverse Engineered Battle.net · · Score: -1

    HI Do you acxcetpz IANAL i herd it only herts for a seconds!

  10. Re:ST0P TEH StaLkEn Meee!@!@ on How bnetd Developers Reverse Engineered Battle.net · · Score: -1

    werd! OLEOLEOLE! da chiken fukkd me ups becuz ! s0 wher ared you frum and whit d0 u look lik/ cuz om hoooorny OLEOLEOLE

  11. Re:ST0P TEH StaLkEn Meee!@!@ on How bnetd Developers Reverse Engineered Battle.net · · Score: -1

    I wills not hav sexuazl in tercrouse wit an aminal ever agin becuz a chiken pekkked me in the penix an i kuldnt jex off fer a week!z

  12. Re:ST0P TEH StaLkEn Meee!@!@ on How bnetd Developers Reverse Engineered Battle.net · · Score: -1

    Hi I am 12 yerz old im poosteeng from juaca mexico i livE in a shack and oinez day i foud a compuetr with aol3.0 asi now i hav an accont and i ma looking fer sezxual intercrase. pleez help thanks

  13. Re:It really sucks. on How bnetd Developers Reverse Engineered Battle.net · · Score: -1
  14. TURKEY TESTICLES in Cranberry Sauce- Hunting on How bnetd Developers Reverse Engineered Battle.net · · Score: -1
  15. Re:IANAL...ANAL? on How bnetd Developers Reverse Engineered Battle.net · · Score: -1

    I AM LOOKING FOR HOT IANAL ACTION...if you are interested, please reply to this post with a full, crinkle by crinkle description of your annular ring. thanks.

  16. Re:ST0P TEH StaLkEn Meee!@!@ on How bnetd Developers Reverse Engineered Battle.net · · Score: -1
    /usr/bin/juke: moving st0 to dt0
    May-09 19:01:25 614 Overwrite same tape name, blank tape or any tape
    May-09 19:01:25 614 Start Backup operation
    May-09 19:01:25 614 Format VENUS as VENUS
    May-09 19:01:44 614 Start local unix host backup - parsley (root)
    May-09 19:01:44 614 NFS directories will be processed
    May-09 19:01:44 614 file access time will be reset
    May-09 19:01:44 614 Exclude Directory: _dvogel
    May-09 19:01:44 614 Exclude Directory: java
    May-09 19:01:44 614 Exclude Directory: netadm
    Total Directories: 11,883
    Total Files: 78,919
    Total Missed: 0
    Total Kilobytes (Disk): 4,180,504
    Total Kilobytes (Tape): 4,442,048
    Elapsed Time: 3h 59m 1s
    Average Throughput: 18,584 kb/m

    May-09 23:18:54 614 1 node(s) 1 session(s) 78,919 file(s) 4,442,048 KB processed
    May-09 23:19:28 614 Backup operation completed

  17. I AM GONNNNNNA HAXX)RZ YAR DIARTYARSES!!! on How bnetd Developers Reverse Engineered Battle.net · · Score: -1
    WITHIN THIS game is dialogue. There is a bit of dialogue that has become a classic in the future, or in the tribal war, or wherever the hell it is we are now. Anyway, I adore it, and it goes like this:

    Captain: What happen?

    Operator: Somebody set up us the bomb.

    Operator: We get signal.

    Operator: Somebody set up us the bomb.

    Operator: We get signal.

    Captain: What!

    Operator: Main screen turn on.

    Captain: It's You!!

    Cats: How are you gentlemen!!

    Cats: All your base are belong to us.

    Cats: You are on the way to destruction.

    Captain: What you say!!

    Cats: You have no chance to survive make your time.

    Cats: HA HA HA HA!

    Cats: Take off every "zig."

    Captain: You know what you doing.

    Captain: Move "zig."

    Captain: For great justice.

  18. FSCK YOU HAXXX()Rzzzz I GoTz Da WaReZ d00ky on How bnetd Developers Reverse Engineered Battle.net · · Score: -1
    WITHIN THIS game is dialogue. There is a bit of dialogue that has become a classic in the future, or in the tribal war, or wherever the hell it is we are now. Anyway, I adore it, and it goes like this:

    Captain: What happen?

    Operator: Somebody set up us the bomb.

    Operator: We get signal.

    Operator: Somebody set up us the bomb.

    Operator: We get signal.

    Captain: What!

    Operator: Main screen turn on.

    Captain: It's You!!

    Cats: How are you gentlemen!!

    Cats: All your base are belong to us.

    Cats: You are on the way to destruction.

    Captain: What you say!!

    Cats: You have no chance to survive make your time.

    Cats: HA HA HA HA!

    Cats: Take off every "zig."

    Captain: You know what you doing.

    Captain: Move "zig."

    Captain: For great justice.

  19. I LOVE THE SMELL OF NAPALM IN THE MORNING... on Historic Bucky Dome Needs Help · · Score: -1

    It smells like...like...victory G'night soldier you fought hard.

  20. A Very Powerful Tool on Historic Bucky Dome Needs Help · · Score: -1

    This is a special powful tool I hope you would like it.

  21. Here is the positive stuff on Historic Bucky Dome Needs Help · · Score: -1

    Dear You, You've been asked to give the eulogy for someone you loved. Congratulations ... it's a tremendous honor to be invited to write and deliver such a tribute. And if you're like most people, it's also the hardest speech you'll ever write in your life.... I've written and delivered eulogies for my own sister, father, cousin, uncle, and grandma. And I've helped many people to write their own. It is my greatest hope that this eBook will provide value to you. It will be one less thing you'll have to worry about, in this difficult time. My company, Sea Breeze Press, has been publishing and selling directly to customers since 1986. We've sold hundreds of copies at a time to large companies like State Farm Insurance (who wanted books on hand for their employees who were coping with a death in the family) ... and single copies to people who've sat at my kitchen table in tears. Now that we've moved to online publishing, it is so much easier for people to get the guidance they need, right when they need it. If you would also like help organizing the funeral, please have a look at our companion book, How to Plan a Loving Funeral. Very best wishes, EL Cagado ("The Shitter")

  22. HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED....TO YOU?????? on Historic Bucky Dome Needs Help · · Score: -1

    "I was nearly in tears when they asked me to give the eulogy.... I felt honored ... and yet afraid that I wouldn't do a good job."

  23. A BANJO RAPE STORY (THE LIFE AND TIMES OF ELCAGADO on Historic Bucky Dome Needs Help · · Score: -1

    Hello,This is a excite game This game is my first work. You're the first player. I wish you would enjoy it.

  24. I SHED A TEAR FOR... on Historic Bucky Dome Needs Help · · Score: -1

    TROLLS everywhere. Today we have fought hard, and today, men, we have won. FTL 3 Toddler Boys' Briefs Value: $6.00 Sale price: $3.98 FTL 3 Boys' Briefs Value: $6.00 Sale price: $3.98 FTL 6 Boys' Briefs Value: $10.00 Sale price: $5.87 FTL 3 Toddler Boys' Crew Neck T-Shirts Value: $8.00 Sale price: $4.54 FTL 3 Boy's Crew Neck T-Shirts Value: $10.00 Sale price: $5.54 FTL 3 Boys' A-Shirt Value: $9.00 Sale price: $4.48 FTL 2 Boys' White Boxer Briefs Value: $6.00 Sale price: $3.98 FTL 2 Boys' Color Boxer Briefs Value: $7.00 Sale price: $4.48 3 Pack Star Wars Toddler Boys' Briefs Value: $9.00 Sale price: $4.74 Batman 3-Pack Boys Briefs Value: $10.00 Sale price: $5.98 Superman 3-Pack Boys Briefs Value: $10.00 Sale price: $5.98 Scooby Doo 3-Pack Boys Briefs Value: $10.00 Sale price: $5.98 Hot Wheels 3-Pack Boys Briefs Value: $10.00 Sale price: $5.98 Batman Underoos 2-Piece T-Shirt and Brief Set for Boys Value: $15.00 Sale price: $7.98 Spider-Man Underoos 2-Piece T-Shirt and Brief Set for Boys Value: $15.00 Sale price: $7.98

  25. MY God Underwear is onsale!!! on Historic Bucky Dome Needs Help · · Score: -1

    FTL 3 Toddler Boys' Briefs Value: $6.00 Sale price: $3.98 FTL 3 Boys' Briefs Value: $6.00 Sale price: $3.98 FTL 6 Boys' Briefs Value: $10.00 Sale price: $5.87 FTL 3 Toddler Boys' Crew Neck T-Shirts Value: $8.00 Sale price: $4.54 FTL 3 Boy's Crew Neck T-Shirts Value: $10.00 Sale price: $5.54 FTL 3 Boys' A-Shirt Value: $9.00 Sale price: $4.48 FTL 2 Boys' White Boxer Briefs Value: $6.00 Sale price: $3.98 FTL 2 Boys' Color Boxer Briefs Value: $7.00 Sale price: $4.48 3 Pack Star Wars Toddler Boys' Briefs Value: $9.00 Sale price: $4.74 Batman 3-Pack Boys Briefs Value: $10.00 Sale price: $5.98 Superman 3-Pack Boys Briefs Value: $10.00 Sale price: $5.98 Scooby Doo 3-Pack Boys Briefs Value: $10.00 Sale price: $5.98 Hot Wheels 3-Pack Boys Briefs Value: $10.00 Sale price: $5.98 Batman Underoos 2-Piece T-Shirt and Brief Set for Boys Value: $15.00 Sale price: $7.98 Spider-Man Underoos 2-Piece T-Shirt and Brief Set for Boys Value: $15.00 Sale price: $7.98