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  1. What does this mean? on Oasis Forms "Lawful Intercept" XML Committee · · Score: 3, Funny
    Lawful Intercept XML Technical Committee.
    Aha! Your use of non-valid XML is in breach of the DMCA! Your entire possessions are to be seized and you will be shipped off to Guatameno Bay!

    -Mark
  2. Re:A little more information on Adopt a KDE Geek · · Score: 1
    Do you always build the whole tree every time?
    They might, it depends on what they change to require the build. They're called dependencies and are specified in makefiles, they define which part of the source tree is dependent upon what other parts.

    Almost all of the tree will be dependent on the core libs, so if something fundamental changes in one of them the whole tree needs to be rebuilt to take this into account - even if it's only a one-line change. If something in a higher-level library changes significantly - an entire function is reimplemented, or something - only a few things will have to be rebuilt, as the make program is smart enough to rebuild only those parts of the tree that depend upon the changed part.

    So, core KDE developers need monster PCs as they're work has a fundamental impact upon the entire project; app hackers do just as well on less cutting-edge equipment as they shouldn't really need to build everything - that's what binary distributions are for.

    -Mark
  3. Re:A little more information on Adopt a KDE Geek · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The analogy is flawed. KDE doesn't have a kernel, drivers, window server (? whatever XFree86 is) etc to compile, which Windows does. So of course Windows will take longer to compile, Windows is much, much more than KDE will ever be.

    And on this machine Windows XP is more responsive than KDE for some reason. Go figure.

    -Mark

  4. OpenSource in the White House? on Linuxworld Expo Wrapup · · Score: 3, Funny
    open source in government
    All we need now is for Blair and Bush to suddenly become GPL zealots. They'll GPL their war plans, accuse Saddam of violating the terms of it, declare war on him and destroy him!

    And then it will turn out that they were accidentally released under the BSD licence, they'll get sued for acting wrongly!

    -Mark
  5. It's fair. on Copyright Rumblings · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Damn straight it is. You get twenty-eight years to milk something for all the millions it's worth, AND you get to crush utterly and punitively anyone who dares steal even a penny's worth from you? Sounds like a good deal to me.

    -Mark

  6. This might work... on Shutting down Kazaa · · Score: 1
    From the article:
    Bermeister plans to introduce an opt-in distributed computing scheme this year to resell idle processing power and hard drive storage of Kazaa-member computers
    How about if KaZaA gave some of the income they get from that to the users who contribute their resources. Then the same users could use the money gained through having their PC on overnight to buy guaranteed high-quality downloads from that AltNet thing that they bundle with KaZaA.

    If enough people do this the RIAA, MPAA, (insert two letters here)AA and whatever might get enough money for them to realise that filesharing isn't as bad as they think it is... And then they just might fuck off to where they belong!

    Just a thought.

    -Mark
  7. Not surprising. on Environmental Impact of the Ubiquitous Microchip · · Score: 4, Funny
    a 32MB DRAM chip weighing 2 grams requires 32 kg of water, 1.6 kg of fossil fuels, 700 g of elemental gases, and 72 g of other chemicals, many of which are hazardous.
    Your average male first-year college or university student weighing approximately 80Kg requires 2,423 gallons of beer, 75Kg of books, produces about 9,316 cubic feet of noxious gasses, and requires 5Kg of food a day, most of which is prepared in a hazardous manner.

    -Mark
  8. Re:Aaahh on Register your own .mil Domain · · Score: 4, Informative
    From the ftp link they gave. You need this info to register:
    H2B. Sponsoring Agency..........:

    Indicate the Service, Unified or Specified Command, DoD operating
    Agency, or non-DoD Agency of the US government that you are affiliated
    with. (for a valid list of agencies, please refer to the
    service-agencies.txt located in the netinfo directory).

    Example: AF
    Ah. So you can't get one if you're not a serviceman. No story, methinks.

    -Mark
  9. How to bring down... on Register your own .mil Domain · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... the U.S. Government's DNS servers:

    1) Register slashdot.mil
    2)Point /. to there
    3)BANG!

    -Mark

  10. Re:Why large files on Large File Problems in Modern Unices · · Score: 2, Funny

    Come on. Even Bill Gates admitted that half a meg ain't enough.

    640K, on the other hand, should be enough for anyone...

    -Mark

  11. Re:Why large files on Large File Problems in Modern Unices · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Video. Raw, uncompressed, high-quality video with a sound channel is fucking HUGE. Look how big DivX files are, and they're compressed many, many times over.

    And compressing video on-the-fly isn't feasible if you're going to be tweaking with it, so that's why people use raw video.

    -Mark

  12. $2m for 30 secs? on Sporting Event Featuring Commercials · · Score: 4, Funny

    That's a bit foolish. Go make an hour-and-a-half long, ahem, "adult feature" for $100k.

    Much more fun, and so much cheaper!

    -Mark

  13. Doom? on Doom For the SonyEricsson P800 smartphone · · Score: 1

    Doom is so old hat. All the cool electronic devices have Quake!

    And it's a P800 as well, that's more than capable of running Quake III... providing you bump the graphics down a little, natch.

    -Mark

  14. Ah. eBay. on Buy a Moller SkyCar Prototype on eBay · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm seriously tempted to put a bid in for this and not pay. I'd get the mother of all negative feedback then!

    Negative from SkyCar: Seller didn't pay and is a cunt. E-
    Response by ukmarkyboy: Admit it. You're the goatse man.

    -Mark

  15. Palladium on Palladium Changes Name · · Score: 4, Funny

    Maybe they changed it because no-one had a clue what palladium actually is...

    Joe Sixpack - "Muuur, pall-ad-ium? What's that?"
    Joe Fourpack - "I think it's food. I eat it."
    Bill Gates - "No! That's an xbox 2, with trust built in so you can't watch VCDs, DivX, or listen to mp3s on it!"
    Joe Fourpack - "Tastes like chicken."

    -Mark

  16. Re:relation? on Cross-Site-TRACE · · Score: 1

    Would make sense if this is a MS-SQL Server exploit, all the uni's servers would be getting buggered, but none of the students' computers would be running the server, so no pingage from them.

    -Mark

  17. How I deal with spam. on MonsterHut Jammed for Spam · · Score: 2, Funny

    See those wee "click here to be removed" or whatever links in spam? Click there, be removed. That's some spam you won't receive again.

    Yes, it validates your email address. So does the fact that the spam didn't bounce. And with those images that are downloaded off the web if you open a spam they accomplish the same even if you delete the spam.

    Admittedly I don't get all that much spam (well, for now at least, ya bastards! :p ) but when I do get one I just click the remove me link and I never see it again.

    Well, until I use Google Groups that is. I get hideous volumes of spam after I post to netnews using that. I think I'm onto something...

    -Mark

  18. iHouse on Elect Steve Jobs President of the United States · · Score: 4, Funny

    If he gets in, won't his first act be to demolish all the important buildings and replace them with curvy, translucent, pastel-coloured plastic contraptions?

    Carrying handles would be useful though. Threat of Al-Qaeda? Just move Washington to the praries, they'll never find them there!

    -Mark

  19. So, "everyone" does it eh? on Australian Gov't Lobbied To Implement Media Levies · · Score: 4, Funny

    Right. Soon we'll be having taxes levied on shower cubicles in recompense for the copyright violations caused by showerees whistling Hit Me Baby One More Time as they clean themselves.

    -Mark

  20. Re:Non-commercial authorities / .EDU on Self-Regulating SSL Certificate Authority? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My uni does this internally... all the paranoid students complained about the untrusted certs when they tried to view their records, it took ages for everyone to have the uni installed as a root CA on everyone's machine (it took ages for people to be convinced the uni COULD be trusted) and you have to reinstall them everytime windows dies.

    Most annoying.

    -Mark

  21. ET Phone Home... on 11 Digit Dialing Comes Home to New York · · Score: 2, Funny

    No, first you dial the country code. Yes, and then the area code. Now the city code... and now the local extension...

    ...

    Fool! You dialled to KFC, not home!

    Stupid alien.

  22. Re:linux? on HP Finally Reveals The Alpha Marvel · · Score: 1

    If it doesn't run linux a port's only three nanoseconds away!

  23. Re:We had to burn the village to rape it... on Rosen Floats ISP Fee Idea -- Charge Everybody! · · Score: 2, Insightful
    "all sources of music will dry up."
    Ah, so I wouldn't be allowed to play my guitar, mess around with Fruity Loops or watch spotty oiks in bars. Blasted RIAA!

    -Mark
  24. Re:Maybe it'll help, but I doubt it on Web Site Sues Annoying Pest Troll · · Score: 1

    Some forum software (e.g. vBulletin) allows people to set ignore lists, IIRC these work by pruning all posts by people on it so you can't see them in action. People hardly ever use them (and I've never felt the need - after this place, wankers on music boards populated by angsty teens are next to nothing) but that's what they're there for. Ignore it and it will go away.

    -Mark

  25. Re:Hey man, I'm all for it! on Rosen Floats ISP Fee Idea -- Charge Everybody! · · Score: 1

    Then the MPAA will charge you $10 whenever you connect, in line with the increased cost of their industry.

    THEN they'll buy up all the [cable|dialup] modem manufactures and put bugs into the firmware so that you get disconnected every three minutes.

    Hey, you never know what could happen...

    -Mark