Adopt a KDE Geek
sultanoslack writes "In an effort to bring together KDE hackers that are students, unemployed or by other means lacking in hardware and capital with users in that have spare goodies, Adopt-a-Geek has been launched. More details are available on how to help out. Been wondering what you can do to help out? Here's your chance!"
Aaaaw, look at that.. not-so-cute geek!
Harald
It's a nice idea, but aren't there better places to donate, like poorly funded school? The Geeks in question already have some skills and computers available, so how abotu we try and do the same for those who have neither?
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So keep this in mind before you ask why they're requesting this. Thanks :).
If only somone had adopted me 2 years ago when I was dialing out to a shell from a TRS80 for internet access and coding purposes.. Ever use 'ed'? Ever use it every day for 6 months? There are many more geeks out there in need of help than just the KDE team. That 50mb IDE drive you are using as a doorstop could revolutionise somone's work. Find somone in need and help them out!
-MadCamel [EnergyMech IRC Bot - www.energymech.net]
My geek can program in C/C++, Java, Perl AND LISP.
:D
And he's captain of the chess club!
I'm so proud of my adopted geek!
Sig.i>
I think it's cool.
:)
I remember when was I younger I had to stop coding for almost year when my power supply blew and I couldn't afford another one...
It put me behind my classmates (the good ones that is) - a year of knowledge is quite a lot
Yes, but KDE runs faster on my 486/25mhz :)
I would certainly consider giving it a good home here. I'm not discriminate. You can give me an 8086 and I'll be happy. All that copper will be good to keep away the evil mind-controlling radio waves.
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But if you *really* want to help out.. why not get in touch with some of the organisations that rebuild old computers to ship them to developing countries (with Linux as the running OS)..
i belive techsoup.org has a list of organisations near you
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or one out of three ain't bad
I mean... pretty much the same, partly - live a secluded life, usually very eccentric, scare away "normal people."
But Hermits can't hack out bulletproof code... hmm...
FYI: back in the old-old days, Castle owners found it "fashionable*" to gave a hermit or two living on their property to... do whatever hermits do. There ARE professional hermits.
* I can't think of another word - I mean, besides peer pressure, why else would you get a hermit? At least your geek would write you some CS homework code for some pizza (I would assume)
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How long till we see the commericals? I know thier coming.... For only a stick of memory a day, you too can help a KDE geek!
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Ok, so give me an ATi AIW Radeon 9700 Pro (not one of those suky-pesky GFFX... ;) and I'll consider it.
My HP-48GX thinks that your are the man.
So, do you work entirely with proprietary software, or do you use opensource software?
excuse me, but why would anyone just donate hardware to those people especially if its supposed to be pretty much top-of-the-notch hardware ? can't these people get a job or something? i can buy a 2.4ghz p4 including mainboard and memory with my student/evening job, i don't see why they cant...
Geeks and a family. Go figure.
I feel I need to upgrade to a better system to expand my programming knowledge and help society and Kde in general. I am in desperate need of newer hardware and software since my low end athlon +1800MP with a half a gig of ram just doesn't cut it. A sun workstation 2000 with 2 gigs of ram as well as the Enterpise edition of Forte for java, Borland Jbuilder Enterprise Edition, as well as the full version of Kylix is what will really help me for my quest to help man kind. To help me write great software for you a nice scalable server to help beta test my high end client/server apps would also rock.
PS, I also wouldn't need oops I mean mind a dual XEON 3ghz with the Enterprise edition of Visual Studio.NET and Adobe Photoshop to port some of my great free software to Windows that I am sure I oops I mean none of you can live without. But I can live with just the 2 sun's.
Thanks guys I appreciate your help in this since I can't afford any of these nice toys oops I mean tools. Will you please adopt me.
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If you know how to ask you can quite easily get ahold of most hardware (except HDDs) from technology companies. As long as you can live with 1-2 years old hardware and some DIY to set things up, you can get most for free.
It's indeed not a bad idea to help developers out like this, but seriously why only KDE? Not that I hate KDE, but seriously don't use KDE at all (and before you could ask, I don't use GNOME either).
I'm hoping to see something like adopt an open source developer.
If you have the source, you have the whole world...
Probably the single largest thing I have needed when working on debugging/building large systems was enough diskspace. Processor power and memory were usually not a major problem because although we would be running the entire system, only part would be in debug at any one time. The rest would be instrumented, but that is all.
It seems like someone should be looking very hard at the engineering aspects if this is really a bottleneck.
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If you want hardware, go work at K0mart or mcdonalds for a few weeks, a new cpu motherboard and case isnt THAT expensive... but yes, it WILL require you to get off of your fat lazy ass, so i suppose that might be a bit too much to ask then..
adopt a geek my ass... just cos u spend some hours of compiling some software...
jeez how rotten and technocratic have people become... adopt some poor asian or african kid, rather than adding more stuff and efforts in areas where people arent really poor compared to the huge problems in the rest of the world out there...
donate some money or goods for the real problems, and opensource and the western world will not die because they lack the latest hardware, but the kids and folks in third world WILL...
morons!
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Caffeniated Soap - $6.99-$14.99
Caffeine Candy Sampler, v3.0 - $19.99
And various other assorted goods and sundries.
Now, some people make think this is a joke post, but its not. Even if its not hardware, I think anyone who uses KDE should feel compelled to donate something. As someone who does a lot of Volunteer work for local charities, it always feels good when someone recognizes all the hard work you've put into a job. And since alot of these guys can't really spend alot of money on luxury items, I say give em something to make a geek's day a lil brighter.
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The idea might seems quite funny to at first glance, but it actually makes sense.
I am involved in KDE (maintainership of one of the web sites), and I know of cases where lack of hardware has indeed prevented people from working on very interesting projects. It is not only about the speed of compilation, it is also about disc space. This is especially true for projects dealing with Gnome interoperability, as this sometimes requires to compile _two_ huge desktops from source.
Of course, lack of hardware will not stop things forever - other geeks or some distribution will step in eventually - but it has slowed down interoperability effords.
During my formative years as a geek I (as I'm sure many of you did) had to make do with whatever was available. Although being pampered and showered with cool gear would have been nice, my lack of up-to-the-minute equipment did not damage me - in fact, I would go as far as saying that my abilities to fix equipment in the middle of a field come directly from those early days and put me and my skills in demand today.
The reason the requirements for Windows keep increasing and increasing, every release requiring the most modern hardware is because the developers all have modern hardware and don't see it as a problem to make full use of it. (Games are even more of a culprit here, but that's a little more forgiveable)
Whatever hardware the developers have is what the hardware requirements will be in the end; if that is a gameboy and a piece of string then so much the better for the project.
Carpe Daemon
Get together with the Gnome geeks, combine the two and spend 1 year making it smaller and faster.
to hell with feature bloat that they love so dearly, and to hell with chasing the unuseable do everything file manager... rip the damned html and other readers fro mthe file managers... Cripes you guys, Nautilus and Kfm both suck horribly now... and it's dragging the wm down with it. Just because microsoft does something doesnt mean we need to copy their mistakes too...
what's next xmms is going to be increased in size by a factor of 10?
I think you've misunderstood -- IT'S MY MONEY AND I'LL DO WHAT I LIKE WITH IT.
If you want to give money to an african child, go ahead. If I want to burn my cash in front of an african child, I will.
I do not wish to minimise the plight of these poorer people. This is a separate issue. Where does anyone get the audacity to instruct others what they should do with their money? The mere fact that you are writing on a technical website demonstrates that you are most likely in front of a computer in a westernised country and have chosen not to sell all your excess and unneeded posessions, fly to africa and start an educational programme to pull third world countries into a better state. I have no problem with the fact that you haven't done this, you are not required to. Please do the rest of us the same courtesy.
Carpe Daemon
you just raised my adrenaline :)
WTG
Best tool for the job and all that. For example, our servers are all linux based; it's cheaper for our clients. Of course, none of this really helps the open source developers (except for the warm glow they will get that hopefully keeps their cardboard-box home warm on a winter's night).
Sponsoring a hacker and giving money to oxfam, concern or whatever are not mutually exclusive.
At the same time, you can't really say people should only give money to charities that give food to starving children in Africa. People give to what seems important to them. I can understand those who'd give contributions to KDE that might directly benefit them in terms of a better desktop, as opposed to a charity that works in the 3rd world which doesn't.
Also remember that although these charities do good work and should be supported, they are effectively running at full speed to keep things where they are. There's a reason Africa is still such a hellhole, when South America and Asia are dragging themselves out of grinding poverty. Every time a part of Africa looks like it might be about to make serious progress, various tribal tensions are played off against each other and it degenerates into civil war. Of course that's a gross over-exagguration, South Africa for instance is doing quite well, but considering that Zimbabwe has basically gone downhill since they were given independance, largely because Mugabe leveraged tribal mistrust and favoratism, I think it's perfectly reasonable for people to want to give to a cause that they know stands a good chance of moving things forward immediately.
Don't get me wrong, since about a month ago I started giving some money by direct debit to Concern, who do a lot of such work in 3rd world countries. But I'm not kidding myself. My money will do some good, but it's unlikely to actually improve things, it'll only stem the misery.
Wow, these projects compete in every way. KParts is to Bonobo as GNOME Armageddon is to KDE Myths :)
> Been wondering what you can do to help out?
> Here's your chance!"
Actually, I'm a die-hard GNOME user (I tried KDE but I found it toyish, lame, and frankly, suckish). I'm wondering what I can do to help SABOTAGE the KDE project. Please give me advice on how I might engage in such activities.
do *paid* work, then you either get provided with a computer or given 'money' to buy things with.
KDE runs extremely slow on anything less than a 500MHz PC with 128mb of RAM+ and that's before you start running applications ontop of that. Maybe the KDE developers should develop a more efficient desktop that doesn't need such powerful systems for the task it performs.
Building KDE on my modern desktop (1.4 GHz Athlon, 512 MB RAM) takes 6-8 hours, what BS! Maybe they should rewrite the entire system if that's the case.
If you use KDE (I personally prefer WindowMaker), I recommend you DON'T donate higher-end hardware to them, it will just give them a chance to create an even more inefficient system and they'll turn around and say "well, it works on my Athlon XP 2800+ with 1Gb of RAM..., I guess your one year old computer is just toooooo slow to run our inefficient X beautifier.".
Why should I say fine wines? How will it help you in your pitiful bourgeois existence, I could sell you fine wines but that would certainly cost you a tidy sum.
Fucking proles Ahh, now here we can at least agree on something. Especially when their rent is due and they become desperate. Exquisite
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> GNOME version number is bumped (currently it is at 1.4).
Next time at least post something up to date
Jeez I don't know, is it house trained ? Will I have to have it neutered ?
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I'd be more than willing to really ADOPT a geek. In the sense that the geek moves to my place and I pay for his food and living. I've got lots of hardware here that I just might need one day and dont want to give away, but I wouldnt mind if some geek used it. Besides, I could always use a little help while coding and I sometimes feel lonely, so I'll have someone to cuddle. Geeks are just adorable - kinda like having a cat to play with. Only geeks play with a ball of ethernet cable, not a ball of yarn.
Plus I heard that fat geeks are really warm - could save some on the heating bill.
And my obsolote motherboard or CPU will help them live another day?
I have no intention to give my money to anyone for free. I can, however, give away my obsolete motherboard or CPU which I couldn't sell for a price that would justify the hassle of auctioning/whatever it.
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but for the ones who don't like kde that much and would rather support gnome, there is always The GNOME Foundation
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I'm sure this gives everyone at the Microsoft camp a good laugh.
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there are also poor schools and much more who dont even have shit like old 386 or 486... why not donating there idiot?
the rich only want to get richer and the wealthy complain all the time that their lives is so fucking bad....
jeez think about the really important projects and donate your hardware there where isnt anything yet.
kde are doing a good job already, so where is the problem???
Instead of donating them money and hardware, how about giving them their local want ads? I am sure if they were employed in decent to good jobs they could afford all the spiffy new electronics they want. There is no reason that a programmer on a project as successful as KDE would be out of work once they learned optimization. That is probably the little problem hindering them from gooey hardware indulgence. Come on, a part time job couldn't be that hard to cope with anyways. Most geeks still live in their parent's basement and if you put them in a fast food enviroment, they would fit right in with all the other overweight greasy employees there.
I guess a lot of us would let a geek log in on our system(s) and compile there as a niced process. The boxes are running anyway...
The geek can then get the compiled code for testing.
Would that help you guys?
-- From Denmark
I was curios so I went to see what kind of stuff they're looking for:
Examples of useful items:
* Memory in quantities > 64 MB
* Desktop processors > 800 MHz
* Motherboards that support such processors
* Hard drives > 10 GB
* Laptops > 300 MHz
* Monitors, graphics cards, other similar goodies
Not to sound like a troll or anything but I'm running Linux on a K6-233 with 64mb ram right now. Granted, I just built a new main PC so that will soon be upgraded to an 850 with 256mb but even that is barely above the requirements.
Like when the Linux companies gave some to open source programmers.
But unfortunately, this adopt-a-geek program could cause my investment in parents' basement futures to become worthless.
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Dude... is it me or aren't geeks a little more proven? I mean... if this were to take off, it would have some sort of positive effect (on KDE). Meanwhile, feeding the children of some 3rd world country accomplishes what? Feeds them so they can grow up and have more starving children, right?
At least helping geeks isn't likely to contribute to overpopulation (:
Instead of a WM that crashes and hangs all the time. Take the bloat down and they won't have to whine about not having fast enough hardware to write it on!
This is all wrong, the KDE-developpers should have slower hardware, so they are motivated to make KDE as fast as possible and get the source small enough to compile within an hour or so. So here's the deal, i will do a system swap with a KDE developper , My 266 Pentium for his 2+ Ghz P4 !! Grtz Dr--z
mmmmmm I already did that; he's 26-years old and also known as 'boyfriend'. I must say, they don't cost much these geeks and they do come with extra features - though I don't know if that also goes for a KDE geek ;-)
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MissMp
Free as in poor.
The sad (and cynical) truth is that adopting a 3rd world child will only make the problem worse because instead of the kid dying now, her/his 6 or more kids die later. (unless you triple your donations every generation)
Ethiopia went from 8 Million to 80 Million inhabitants from the 1920's to the 1990's.
Imagine the US going from about 150 Million to 1.5 Billion or western Europe going from 300 Million to 3 Billion in the same period.
Food donations won't solve Africa's problems, only postpone them.
It might be better if they were support all poor open source geeks. You see, I yesterday was compiling stuff on a 1.2 ghz athlon yesterday under knoppix (this system didn't have linux on it, but I was testing it). And it was surely a whole lot faster than my 333 Mhz comp I use all the time. If I made that jump (which would be at such an insignificant cost to me, but I am poor), I would be so happy to do much more programming. But see, I don't use KDE at all, and probably never will, but I want to work some more on projects like Wine, or maybe some kernel modules/drivers to get some of my hardware to work better. Even though I wouldn't be working on KDE at all, I could be assisting the KDE project in an indirect way, like the kernel, by improving hardware/software compatibility, which is definately necessary for Linux today to continue to grow.
Thank you sir for proposing a simple solution to what should have been an easy problem. You should post this on the original page, too.
If you *really* want to help out...why not join the peacecorps and due a tour of Africa?
People could go on and on about more "worthy" causes. Let the KDE people request some help without trying to guilt others into donating to a different cause.
If you wanna get rich, you know that payback is a bitch
I'm all for supporting hard up developers, I was once one my self.
If anyone lives in the Newbury/Reading/Basingstoke area (UK) and could really do with some extra kit, I've probably got some spare bits floatings around (256MB ram a couple of HDD's, boxed Mandrake 8.0) drop me a mail and I'll see what I can do.
thank God the internet isn't a human right.
Do I have feed this geek? Do their laundry? Hope not...I debate if some of the geeks who spend all the hours of the day posting on /. wash their clothes ( and themselves ). On a serious note, I think it is a great idea. The open source world could certainly use some more programmers, this appears to be a good way of obtaining them. Nothing like having a young padowan learner...
I'd like to see a rent a geek service. Now that would be cool.
Woah! This topic is eerily familiar. Check out this comic on adopting KDE users.
Maybe if it takes two days to compile your program on a 300Mhz system, and then takes 2 hours to draw the windows in the resulting program, maybe that is a clue that you need to take a look at the performance to eyecandy ratio and see if you can make the system a little faster.
Neither KDE nor Gnome run very well on my 233 laptop anymore, and it is not because my laptop is too slow to provide the services that Gnome and KDE provide or that the architecture of either needs that much (though both could improve in this area as well). They run poorly because of things, like Nautilus for example, that take up all the system's resources drawing simple icons in as fancy a way as possible. Before Nautilus, in the gmc days, Gnome ran just fine on that 233.
There are numerous ways that KDE and Gnome could improve performance. Unfortunately both projects are headed in the exact opposite direction.
So forgive me if I don't shed any tears, if I don't jump right out and give you a better system than *I* have (>800Mhz is more processing than my home PC). I don't WANT you to have that much processing space, if you did it would be used poorly and then I won't be able to run Gnome or KDE anymore even on my home PC. My system would be so busy drawing stupid little anti-aliased animations that it wouldn't be able to operate as a PC anymore.
Forgive the fire, but this is a major pet-peeve of mine. Computers should be useable first, pretty last and as far as I can tell there hasn't been enough gain in useability and useful features to warrant the resources that these desktops continue to require.
NR
You know I think I'd enjoy doing that as well. What say we all start some sort of online/slashdot based company, rent a geek: Nomadic geeks, exchanging computer repair/programming/webbuilding services in exchange for a cool basement with a computer and bandwidth and spicy chinese food... Yum...
Here we go .. the ol' obligatory
"In Soviet Russia, KDE Geeks adopt YOU!"
Disk space is a situation that's improved radically since the days when I was coding, and price/size has been on a deep faster-than-Moore's-law dive for a few years now. A 120-GB disk costs about US$120-200 these days, and the trip from 2GB->6GB->20GB->120GB only took about 3-4 years, but it rapidly crossed the boundaries of "how big is the biggest system I'm working on now with everything and the kitchen sink (except my MP3s) thrown in".
Also, one reason disk drive was always a critical resource was that corporate IT departments often forgot the difference between computers and systems - developers and testers often need large numbers of systems, but that doesn't have to cost a lot of money because one computer with a removable-disk-enclosure and a stack of 20 disks in $10 plastic drawers really costs a _lot_ less than a stack of 20 computers, and the IT department and/or the developer can keep a set of clean images available to duplicate more checkpointed-from-user's-perspective systems for testing on.
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Having said that, though, that doesn't mean that the machine you run your compiler on needs to be the same machine you install and test the end product on (and in fact it's really nice if it's not, because that forces you to make cross-compiling for production systems work well.) Running the compiler on a newer, somewhat faster CPU and adding a big disk drive helps a lot, and motherboards at Fry's seem to be running about $99 for ~1.7MHz Athlons these days. Of course, it's awfully tempting if you've got a new motherboard to install it on your desktop (even if you're not a gamer...)
Bill Stewart
New Fast-Compression-only CPR http://preview.tinyurl.com/dy575ks
Also, there's the question of where the data lives - do the master copies live on your PC, or on a server, and how do you check it in or out? It may actually be just about as fast in a parallel environment, where people are getting the data from fast LANs.
Bill Stewart
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