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  1. Re:lnux 0.90 (-0.08) on SEC Lifts Ax For Minnesota Stock-Price Spammer · · Score: 1

    Oh hush now. Last time I checked it was 2.4 at least, and rising steadily!

    -Mark

  2. Re:Sweet! on In-flight Broadband Internet Access Trial's Success · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    A while, I think. The firewalls are needed to guard against engine fire, thanks to FAA rules, and can't be spared to stop crackers getting in and making every address resolve to goatse.cx!

    -Mark

  3. Re:Random speculation on Goodbye, Dolly · · Score: 1

    No, we're talking about the GPLd Beowulf-clustered non-platform-dependant future of cloning!

    Soon, with every boxed copy of SuSE you'll receive a voucher entitling you to own exactly 1 (one) clone, which does not have to be of yourself, SuSE's customers in the past have been favourites of, among other personalites, Natalie Portman, CowboyNeal and the Goatse Man!

    -Mark

  4. Re:Chops, no... on Goodbye, Dolly · · Score: 2, Funny

    Only in more, er, "rural" parts of the UK... which Scotland counts as!

    Everyone, lock up your sheep, they've become sensitized to the sound of a fly unzipping so sales of velcro-fastened trousers have skyrocketed!

    -Mark

  5. The Power Of Goat on Building a Better Back Button · · Score: 4, Funny

    I use Phoenix and the mouse gestures plugin; this means I end up using the "open in new tab", "change tab" and "close tab" mouse gestures almost exclusively.

    However, there is also a "go back" gesture, quite possibly the simplest of them all, and do you want to know what site caused me to use this quick escape?

    Goatse!

    Now, that's one back button I don't want to EVER have to press!

    -Mark

  6. Re:pffft on Israeli Firm Claims Unbreakable Encryption · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There are two million people who'd know even where to start attacking this on the Earth?

    I don't think there's even two million people on the planet who can program in C, let alone understand encryption... this all looks like hyperbole to me.

    If you read the article is states that the encryption is equivalent to million-bit strength... in other words extremely fucking hard to break, unless you get very, very lucky, but it IS breakable.

    -Mark

  7. Spammage on NYTimes: Tangled Up in Spam · · Score: 1, Funny

    Spam Spam Spam Spam
    Where does it come from, Uncle Sam?
    "Monty Python, don't you know,
    When the madness was in full flow"

    But what when the accursed stuff
    Leads one to declare, "I've had enough!"?
    "My son, spam's easy to fail,
    When you stop using hotmail!"

    -Mark

  8. Re:Defined "betting" on Japan Subsidizes Linux Development, Considers Switch · · Score: 3, Interesting
    "$8.3 million conditional"
    Bear in mind that to a governemt, that sum is chickenfeed. As they are putting the equivalent of a rounding error upfront, I think it shows that they aren't overly confident of its succsess.

    Just my $0.02...

    -Mark
  9. Accident on Do-Not-Email Registries? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Whatever happens, you'll still get the email equivalent of the following:

    *phone rings*
    "Excuse me, sir, are you interested in..."
    "I thought I was on a fucking do-not-call list!"
    "Sorry sir, you are, it was an accident. Sorry sir."

    Direct marketing is here to piss the hell out of us for a long time yet.

    -Mark

  10. Sandpapered on Blacker Than Black · · Score: 4, Funny
    "The key to the nickel and phosphorous coating's blackness is that its surface is pitted with microscopic craters"
    Not much different from going over it with the world's finest-grain sandpaper, then. And...
    From the article:
    "When you look at the black, it is an incredibly beautiful surface. It's like black velvet."
    Ah, so that's why they made it. The physicists are secret cross-dressers, after the finest frocks known to man!

    -Mark
  11. Re:Help me out, please on Review of BeOS Developer Edition 1.1 · · Score: 4, Informative

    I really liked

    Boot-up speed. Turn PC on, wait for HDs to spin up, tap toes for three seconds, start doing things.
    SoundPlay. World's best mp3 player bar none. Shareware yes, but it really IS worth the money for once.
    Ease of use. I have never come across a network setup that was as easy as BeOS's. Enter hostname, enter domain name, check DHCP box, click apply, start the browser.

    Didn't like:

    Hardware compatability. If you can't get drivers (check the Hardware Matrix on here) for your hardware change your hardware or don't bother.
    Lack of apps. My needs are basic so it did all I needed it to, but not all I wanted it to.

    Still kicks arse. And I still use it a couple of times a week. Give it a spin, see how you like it. If OpenBeOS gets the Open Source fanatics behind it it will rule.

    -Mark

  12. OS cost isn't everything... on OSS Officially On Microsoft's Financial Radar Screen · · Score: 1

    ... or anything, sometimes. Consider a big company's servers - these things are absolute monsters of the computer world, costing tens of thousands with all their hardware RAIDs, multiple processors, gigabytes of RAM, incredibly fat network connections (bonded gigabit ethernet's a favourite)... and double that for the back-up system.

    Compared to that the OS cost is next to nothing, so they will use the best. They don't factor the cost into it, if the task at hand is best served by NetWare or Windows 2000 or OpenBSD or whatever they'll use that. The fact that people even consider using, let alone actually do, use open operating systems on these machines is testament to the strength of Open Source.

    Look at the ultra-high end server market. That tells the true state of the OS game. And Microsoft are struggling.

    -Mark

  13. uClinux... on uClinux Ported to the iPod · · Score: 0, Troll

    You see Linux, I see *BSD!

    -Mark

  14. It's all about the money on NARAS vs. the RIAA · · Score: 3, Insightful
    "The RIAA has staked out an untenable position that is as unrealistic as it is anti-consumer and anti-artist."
    It's pro-capitalist though, which is why it is allowed to exist. If some people weren't making a fortune then they wouldn't fight to let it remain.

    -Mark
  15. Faster net? on A New Protocol For Faster Web Services? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wasn't that what ISDN was meant to do?

    -Mark

  16. Adverts. on VeriSign Changes DNS Servers: No ASCII Needed · · Score: 4, Insightful
    " an erroneous lookup results in getting a VeriSign IP, not an error message."
    An erroneous lookup results in getting directed at a n advert, instead of getting told you're in error, more like.

    -Mark
  17. My own Dismal Console Failure on Dismal Console Failures · · Score: 3, Funny

    I could never get the infinite lives cheat on Sonic 3 to work on the Sega MegaDrive.

    My childhood... RUINED!

    -Mark

  18. The UK DIDN'T implement it?! on Finland Drops EUCD For Now · · Score: 1

    I know. I'm scared too. The nation that has some of the most draconian computer crime laws - hell, the way legal system's acting we're lucky to have the concept of "fair trial" - hasn't done something against the informed public's wishes!

    At this rate, Scotland are going to win the World Cup within a decade...

    -Mark

  19. Memory effect? on IBM 600 Series Laptops and Flaky Batteries? · · Score: 0

    Might this not be due to the "memory effect" I know some rechargable batteries suffer from?

    If it is then there is an easy cure.

    1) Take dead, worthless battery.
    2) Sign form saying you're doing this at your own risk.
    3) Drop battery, flat, several feet onto a hard surface.
    4) Watch as battery now works.

    Apparently this causes the crystals that build up inside the battery and give rise to the memory effect to shatter, disappear and generally stop the evil memory effect in its tracks. Worked on my old NiCads, at least...

    -Mark

  20. Title was descriptive on Rambus Wins Case Against Infineon · · Score: 0
    "Rambus Wins Case"
    A case full of what? Wine? Beer? Cigars? Long-forgotten patents to now mainstream technology? Who knows?

    Who cares. I know which one I'd want... better than a Lottery win anyday!

    -Mark
  21. I'd rather not... on 25 Best Linux Games · · Score: 3, Funny
    "Take a look at the best Linux gaming has to offer."
    That'll be a stack of empty pizza boxes and a tower of coffee-stained mugs. I can see that in my room already, why'd I want to see someone else's mess?!

    -Mark
  22. Re:Why limit prior art to web sites? on SBC Patents Links, Dynamic Pages · · Score: 4, Interesting

    As it requires to be "over a computer network"... might I suggest people look back to their old old old X applications that might have used a "patent-infringing" concept? X being network transparent means that the program could tun on one computer and be viewed on a totally different computer.

    X has been around since the late 70s (IIRC!) so it shouldn't be too hard to stuffle this case of patent madness...

    -Mark

  23. Apache Fun on PHP and MySQL Web Development · · Score: 4, Funny
    "Learn the concepts and build the applications..."
    Then realise, after many sleepless nights of trying to get it to work, that your Apache build is bugged.

    -Mark
  24. The 10,000 barrier on GeForce FX Reviews Roll In · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Graphics card that breaks the 10,000 product number will take up two PCI slots as well as the AGP one, need an IDE channel all to itself, and may or may not require you to sell your first born.

    They probably wont go with the last one though. Who is going to have both children AND a next-gen graphics card? :-P

    -Mark

  25. What is spam, though? on Using gzip As A Spam Filter · · Score: 4, Funny
    The compression ratio achieved therefore measures how many repeated fragments, words or phrases occur in the text.
    Ah. I thought to detect really useless, annoying, pointless, bandwith-sapping and time-consuming email all you had to do was look for "fwd:" in the subject line.

    -Mark