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  1. Re:This just shows paranoid FOSS fanatics are on Florian Mueller Outs Himself As Oracle Employee · · Score: 1

    Sadly, no. You saw what happened in the SCO case. Same thing here - they get some shill who has zero credibility on their own. But then the mainstream press starts quoting the shill as if authoritative. And without actually doing any research or investigative journalism of their own. Next thing you know, everybody is quoting everybody as if the word becomes gospel truth, when in fact its completely backwards. When the actors and companies involved lose their legal cases, you never hear a peep about it.

    Its called FUD writ large.

  2. Re:PJ has her own biases on Florian Mueller Outs Himself As Oracle Employee · · Score: 1

    In the interest of full disclosure and not being a hypocrite, why not tell up all about yourself then? Show and lead by example, and all that...

    BTW, I do this for free, and I don't even work in the IT industry. Never have. I've been blue-collar my whole life.

  3. Re:PJ has her own biases on Florian Mueller Outs Himself As Oracle Employee · · Score: 1

    Pamela Jones isn't her real name? Prove it.
    She doesn't work for a divorce attorney? Prove it.
    They already *have* gone after her (private investigators... turned up nothing) back during the SCO case.

    STFU troll.

  4. Re:This just shows paranoid FOSS fanatics are on Florian Mueller Outs Himself As Oracle Employee · · Score: 1

    Well, if its any comfort... you need to remember that some organizations are about winning at all costs. Regardless of integrity. Since integrity doesn't have a dollar sign attached to in in the immediate future, it is meaningless to them. Hence the ability to be two-faced without so much as blinking.

  5. Re:PJ has her own biases on Florian Mueller Outs Himself As Oracle Employee · · Score: 1

    You haven't been reading and studying GL since day one.
    I have.
    Your strongly held opinion is incorrect. Deal with it.

  6. Re:PJ has her own biases on Florian Mueller Outs Himself As Oracle Employee · · Score: 1

    By noticing that she has backed up her statements with proof 100% of the time, even if it took years to find out. And I don't mean "some website" proof, I mean legal filings proof.

  7. Re:Bias is not a problem,ethics is on Florian Mueller Outs Himself As Oracle Employee · · Score: 2

    She has stated several times over the last 10 years that she works for a divorce attorney. Groklaw was just a side project that went viral. I'm pretty sure there are legal ways to find out *which* firm she works for.

  8. Re:This just shows paranoid FOSS fanatics are on Florian Mueller Outs Himself As Oracle Employee · · Score: 3, Informative

    Uh, she works for a divorce attorney, and has stated this several times over the ast 10 years, groklaw was her own side project.

  9. Re:PJ has her own biases on Florian Mueller Outs Himself As Oracle Employee · · Score: 1

    Show me where it has been "exposed". Also show me where she BS'd you.

  10. Not monetizing on Paramount Claims Louis CK "Didn't Monetize" · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Not monetizing *for whom?*

    He made a mil in 12 days. For most of us that is a lot of monetizing. So for whom is it not monetizing, and why?

  11. Re:Microsoft wasted cash, look forward a few month on AOL Patent Deal Means Microsoft Now Holds Vestiges of Netscape · · Score: 1

    That's what I'm saying - I'm saying that RH didn't get the patents. And that is the danger. They bought the business built around those products (support, existing contracts, etc.) but now MS has the patents.

  12. Re:Nothing, if Microsoft is smart. on AOL Patent Deal Means Microsoft Now Holds Vestiges of Netscape · · Score: 1

    I think RedHat now owns what was Netscape Server along with all their old ident stuff and login managers... Wonder if MS now owns the patents to some RH products? I do know RH is offering something from that code base.

  13. Re:Microsoft wasted cash, look forward a few month on AOL Patent Deal Means Microsoft Now Holds Vestiges of Netscape · · Score: 1

    Redhat bought the code base for the servers, and they bought the server business. They did open the code as you say. But RH *didn't* get the parents. They were separate. MS could well give RH a PITA that way. Dunno about Sun/Oracle tho.

  14. Re:Microsoft wasted cash, look forward a few month on AOL Patent Deal Means Microsoft Now Holds Vestiges of Netscape · · Score: 1

    RedHat now owns the Netscape servers you mentioned. Please expand on your thoughts regarding this patent deal.

  15. Re:It's just like home... on MPAA Chief Dodd Hints At Talks To Revive SOPA · · Score: 1

    Want to know what's even worse? He's at least partly responsible for the real-estate meltdown. Back in the 1980's he pushed for bank deregulation and universal home ownership... even for those who wouldn't meet normal credit worthiness. Banks had to make quotas of mortgages to those who wouldn't normally qualify, or else face investigation/penalties. You probably know whats happened the last few years...

  16. Well, OK then on MPAA Chief Dodd Hints At Talks To Revive SOPA · · Score: 3

    Lets everybody keep a sharp eye out for whatever the fuck they may be trying, and shout it down when it comes out again... just like SOPA.. again

  17. Re:OH for gawd's sake, this is insane. It's a troj on Flashback Trojan Hits 600,000 Macs and Counting · · Score: 1

    A couple weeks ago, while taking my asian girlfriend shopping at the local mall, I had to take a piss. As I entered the john, Steve Jobs -- the messiah himself -- came out of one of the booths. I stood at the urinal looking at him out of the corner of my eye as he washed his hands. He didn't once look at me. He was busy and in any case I was sure the security guards wouldn't even let me shake his hand.

    As soon as he left I darted into the booth he'd vacated, hoping there might be a lingering smell of shit and even a seat still warm from his sturdy ass. I found not only the smell but the shit itself. He'd forgotten to flush. And what a treasure he had left behind. Three or four beautiful specimens floated in the bowl. It apparently had been a fairly dry, constipated shit, for all were fat, stiff, and ruggedly textured. The real prize was a great feast of turd -- a nine inch gastrointestinal triumph as thick as his cock -- or at least as I imagined it!

    I knelt before the bowl, inhaling the rich brown fragrance and wondered if I should obey the impulse building up inside me. I'd always been a liberal thinker and had been an Apple customer since 1984. Of course I'd had fantasies of meeting Jobs, sucking his cock and balls, not to mention sucking his asshole clean, but I never imagined I would have the chance. Now, here I was, confronted with the most beautiful five-pound turd I'd ever feasted my eyes on, a sausage fit to star in any fantasy and one I knew to have been hatched from the asshole of Steve Jobs, the chosen one.

    Why not? I plucked it from the bowl, holding it with both hands to keep it from breaking. I lifted it to my nose. It smelled like rich, ripe limburger (horrid, but thrilling), yet had the consistency of cheddar. What is cheese anyway but milk turning to shit without the benefit of a digestive tract?

    I gave it a lick and found that it tasted better then it smelled.

    I hesitated no longer. I shoved the fucking thing as far into my mouth as I could get it and sucked on it like a big half nigger cock, beating my meat like a madman, and thrusting my pink iPod Shuffle into my ass. I wanted to completely engulf it and bit off a large chunk, flooding my mouth with the intense, bittersweet flavor. To my delight I found that while the water in the bowl had chilled the outside of the turd, it was still warm inside. As I chewed I discovered that it was filled with hard little bits of something I soon identified as peanuts. He hadn't chewed them carefully and they'd passed through his body virtually unchanged. I ate it greedily, sending lump after peanutty lump sliding scratchily down my throat. My only regret was that Steve Jobs wasn't there to see my loyalty and wash it down with his piss.

    I soon reached a terrific climax. I caught my cum in the cupped palm of my hand and drank it down. Believe me, there is no more delightful combination of flavors than the hot sweetness of cum with the rich bitterness of shit. It's even better than reading an Apple press release!

    Afterwards I was sorry that I hadn't made it last longer. But then I realized that I still had a lot of fun in store for me. There was still a clutch of virile turds left in the bowl. I tenderly fished them out, rolled them into my handkerchief, and stashed them in my briefcase. In the week to come I found all kinds of ways to eat the shit without bolting it right down. Once eaten it's gone forever unless you want to filch it third hand out of your own asshole. Not an unreasonable recourse in moments of desperation or simple boredom.

    I stored the turds in the refrigerator when I was not using them but within a week they were all gone. The last one I held in my mouth without chewing, letting it slowly dissolve. I had liquid shit trickling down my throat for nearly four hours. I must have had six orgasms in the process.

    I often think of Steve Jobs dropping solid gold out of his sweet, pink asshole every day, never knowing what joy it could, and at least once did, bring to a grateful Apple customer.

  18. Re:Macs don't get hacked on Flashback Trojan Hits 600,000 Macs and Counting · · Score: 1

    In fact mine actually *does* lock all that down, and I'm sure I'm not the only one. I tend to RTFM, employ best practices, and defense in depth. On my home PC. And no, it doesn't take as much effort as you would think. It probably *does* take more effort than most would want to spend.

  19. Re:Here's the appeal, to answer your questions on Instagram Debuts On Android · · Score: 1

    A couple weeks ago, while taking my asian girlfriend shopping at the local mall, I had to take a piss. As I entered the john, Steve Jobs -- the messiah himself -- came out of one of the booths. I stood at the urinal looking at him out of the corner of my eye as he washed his hands. He didn't once look at me. He was busy and in any case I was sure the security guards wouldn't even let me shake his hand.

    As soon as he left I darted into the booth he'd vacated, hoping there might be a lingering smell of shit and even a seat still warm from his sturdy ass. I found not only the smell but the shit itself. He'd forgotten to flush. And what a treasure he had left behind. Three or four beautiful specimens floated in the bowl. It apparently had been a fairly dry, constipated shit, for all were fat, stiff, and ruggedly textured. The real prize was a great feast of turd -- a nine inch gastrointestinal triumph as thick as his cock -- or at least as I imagined it!

    I knelt before the bowl, inhaling the rich brown fragrance and wondered if I should obey the impulse building up inside me. I'd always been a liberal thinker and had been an Apple customer since 1984. Of course I'd had fantasies of meeting Jobs, sucking his cock and balls, not to mention sucking his asshole clean, but I never imagined I would have the chance. Now, here I was, confronted with the most beautiful five-pound turd I'd ever feasted my eyes on, a sausage fit to star in any fantasy and one I knew to have been hatched from the asshole of Steve Jobs, the chosen one.

    Why not? I plucked it from the bowl, holding it with both hands to keep it from breaking. I lifted it to my nose. It smelled like rich, ripe limburger (horrid, but thrilling), yet had the consistency of cheddar. What is cheese anyway but milk turning to shit without the benefit of a digestive tract?

    I gave it a lick and found that it tasted better then it smelled.

    I hesitated no longer. I shoved the fucking thing as far into my mouth as I could get it and sucked on it like a big half nigger cock, beating my meat like a madman, and thrusting my pink iPod Shuffle into my ass. I wanted to completely engulf it and bit off a large chunk, flooding my mouth with the intense, bittersweet flavor. To my delight I found that while the water in the bowl had chilled the outside of the turd, it was still warm inside. As I chewed I discovered that it was filled with hard little bits of something I soon identified as peanuts. He hadn't chewed them carefully and they'd passed through his body virtually unchanged. I ate it greedily, sending lump after peanutty lump sliding scratchily down my throat. My only regret was that Steve Jobs wasn't there to see my loyalty and wash it down with his piss.

    I soon reached a terrific climax. I caught my cum in the cupped palm of my hand and drank it down. Believe me, there is no more delightful combination of flavors than the hot sweetness of cum with the rich bitterness of shit. It's even better than reading an Apple press release!

    Afterwards I was sorry that I hadn't made it last longer. But then I realized that I still had a lot of fun in store for me. There was still a clutch of virile turds left in the bowl. I tenderly fished them out, rolled them into my handkerchief, and stashed them in my briefcase. In the week to come I found all kinds of ways to eat the shit without bolting it right down. Once eaten it's gone forever unless you want to filch it third hand out of your own asshole. Not an unreasonable recourse in moments of desperation or simple boredom.

    I stored the turds in the refrigerator when I was not using them but within a week they were all gone. The last one I held in my mouth without chewing, letting it slowly dissolve. I had liquid shit trickling down my throat for nearly four hours. I must have had six orgasms in the process.

    I often think of Steve Jobs dropping solid gold out of his sweet, pink asshole every day, never knowing what joy it could, and at least once did, bring to a grateful Apple customer.

  20. Re:Overplayed their hand on EU Targets Motorola In Antitrust Investigation Over Standards-Essential Patents · · Score: 0

    The funny thing about it is, in this case, Microsoft is accusing Motorola of *exactly the same behavior* that Microsoft itself is accused of, in the B&N Nook case. And interestingly enough, the B&N Nook just happens to use Android. Hypocrisy much, MS?

  21. Unix on a Gameboy on GNU/Linux Running On An 8-Bit Processor · · Score: 1

    A few years back, some uber-geek crammed UNIX v5 onto a Gameboy. Guess he got bored or something. Slashdot article here: http://tech.slashdot.org/story/04/09/08/1225208/running-ancient-unix-on-nintendo-gameboy

  22. Imagine... on GNU/Linux Running On An 8-Bit Processor · · Score: 1

    Imagine... a whole Beowulf cluster of these !!!

  23. Re:Pah! Antisocial network on Senators Ask Feds To Probe Facebook Log-in Requests · · Score: 2

    "Sure it can affect you business. But it doesn't. The reason why it doesn't is called "professionalism"

  24. Re:Pah! Antisocial network on Senators Ask Feds To Probe Facebook Log-in Requests · · Score: 2

    Last time somebody said that to me, I aske them "So why am I not being paid for 24/7?" It was the end of that discussion.

  25. Re:Pah! Antisocial network on Senators Ask Feds To Probe Facebook Log-in Requests · · Score: 1

    I want to mod you +1 informative. However I'm replying because I think this topic is too important. I want to saythat another correct response IMHO is that "It is very unprofessional to ask somebody's personal credentials". I don't talk about my job outside of the place, and by the same token my co-workers do not get access to my personal life. Never mix business with pleasure, is Rule One.