You do realize, some of the best recordings I have ever heard were done in the 1980's. Both Deutsche Grammophon and Telarc recorded directly to analog tape. I have *yet* to hear anything digital that compares, no matter how carefully re-mastered. (classical music FTW)
A couple weeks ago, while taking my asian girlfriend shopping at the local mall, I had to take a piss. As I entered the john, Steve Jobs -- the messiah himself -- came out of one of the booths. I stood at the urinal looking at him out of the corner of my eye as he washed his hands. He didn't once look at me. He was busy and in any case I was sure the security guards wouldn't even let me shake his hand.
As soon as he left I darted into the booth he'd vacated, hoping there might be a lingering smell of shit and even a seat still warm from his sturdy ass. I found not only the smell but the shit itself. He'd forgotten to flush. And what a treasure he had left behind. Three or four beautiful specimens floated in the bowl. It apparently had been a fairly dry, constipated shit, for all were fat, stiff, and ruggedly textured. The real prize was a great feast of turd -- a nine inch gastrointestinal triumph as thick as his cock -- or at least as I imagined it!
I knelt before the bowl, inhaling the rich brown fragrance and wondered if I should obey the impulse building up inside me. I'd always been a liberal thinker and had been an Apple customer since 1984. Of course I'd had fantasies of meeting Jobs, sucking his cock and balls, not to mention sucking his asshole clean, but I never imagined I would have the chance. Now, here I was, confronted with the most beautiful five-pound turd I'd ever feasted my eyes on, a sausage fit to star in any fantasy and one I knew to have been hatched from the asshole of Steve Jobs, the chosen one.
Why not? I plucked it from the bowl, holding it with both hands to keep it from breaking. I lifted it to my nose. It smelled like rich, ripe limburger (horrid, but thrilling), yet had the consistency of cheddar. What is cheese anyway but milk turning to shit without the benefit of a digestive tract?
I gave it a lick and found that it tasted better then it smelled.
I hesitated no longer. I shoved the fucking thing as far into my mouth as I could get it and sucked on it like a big half nigger cock, beating my meat like a madman, and thrusting my pink iPod Shuffle into my ass. I wanted to completely engulf it and bit off a large chunk, flooding my mouth with the intense, bittersweet flavor. To my delight I found that while the water in the bowl had chilled the outside of the turd, it was still warm inside. As I chewed I discovered that it was filled with hard little bits of something I soon identified as peanuts. He hadn't chewed them carefully and they'd passed through his body virtually unchanged. I ate it greedily, sending lump after peanutty lump sliding scratchily down my throat. My only regret was that Steve Jobs wasn't there to see my loyalty and wash it down with his piss.
I soon reached a terrific climax. I caught my cum in the cupped palm of my hand and drank it down. Believe me, there is no more delightful combination of flavors than the hot sweetness of cum with the rich bitterness of shit. It's even better than reading an Apple press release!
Afterwards I was sorry that I hadn't made it last longer. But then I realized that I still had a lot of fun in store for me. There was still a clutch of virile turds left in the bowl. I tenderly fished them out, rolled them into my handkerchief, and stashed them in my briefcase. In the week to come I found all kinds of ways to eat the shit without bolting it right down. Once eaten it's gone forever unless you want to filch it third hand out of your own asshole. Not an unreasonable recourse in moments of desperation or simple boredom.
I stored the turds in the refrigerator when I was not using them but within a week they were all gone. The last one I held in my mouth without chewing, letting it slowly dissolve. I had liquid shit trickling down my throat for nearly four hours. I must have had six orgasms in the process.
I often think of Steve Jobs dropping solid gold out of his sweet, pink asshole every day, never knowing what joy it could, and at least once did, bring to a grateful Apple customer.
Yeah he can be a control freak, but in a way I can't blame him. Can you just imagine how many black hats would like to get into Torvalds home LAN? Consider also that the man is pulling over 250 thousand $$$ per year wouldn't somebody like to sniff his network?
Its called "slander of title". Get a lawyer, tell them this has happened, and mention "slander of title". The damages could be worth as much as a direct copyright infringement.
Did anyone else notice how it took a congress critter getting offended to really start getting anything done about this? As for myself and my family we haven't flown at all since 9-11 and we aren't going to until the security theater is shut down. Hell we're *from* NY and we're not scared of "terrorists" or whatever other kind of bogeyman the fed makes up next week...
FM must be all kinds of butt-hurt, seeing as how all my posts have been down-modded. Gonna have to go back in history and find out what I posted that smacked him so hard. Truth hurts, eh?
MS fanbois are definitely out in force today. FUD city. If I had to choose between MS technology and no technology at all, then I freely choose to have no technology at all. Suck it fanbois.
Pot, meet kettle.... Holy shit, who do these guys think they are anyway??? I mean, WTF, the sheer brass of it all? And people wonder whjy I walked away from MS back when Win98 came out.
Most recently I had bad luck with a suzuki. Never again will I buy something thats only designed to last until the payments are done.
But overall, yeah, automotive quality is light-years ahead of what it used to be just in general. Just sayin this as someone with 30 years of turning wrenches. Oh and BTW, older US designs actually *did* last a lot better even though they had horrible fuel mileage. Reason being that they were so completely over-built and fairly simplistic. Crude, even.
I can tell that you've never dealt with crime and criminals in the real world. As far as I'm concerned this discussion is over; if can serve no useful purpose. And as far as the subject of the article, people seem to forget that one's right extends as far as the other's nose.
Sounds like a *great* way to screw over enemies and politicians. figure out how to Install this on their boxes and collect the money. Get some lulz while yer at it.
Both copyright law, and the GPL itself, already allow for this. If somebody wants their own private version, then all they have to do is contact the copyright owners and offer to make a deal.
It would be interesting if various FOSS projects joined the BSA for example. Sometimes I think they actually should, since plenty of businesses use it. However when it comes to the kernel itself, it already does have its own legal protection through the Linux Foundation. However its mostly a defensive position - not a "going after infingers" type of thing.
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It makes me think of a three-way with Janet Reno and Margaret Thatcher.
You do realize, some of the best recordings I have ever heard were done in the 1980's. Both Deutsche Grammophon and Telarc recorded directly to analog tape. I have *yet* to hear anything digital that compares, no matter how carefully re-mastered. (classical music FTW)
Imagine... a Beowulf cluster of these !
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Translation: "We want MOAR budget!!" .
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doc_Savage
I used to read a lot of those when I was a kid. The nearest "modern" character would be Indiana Jones I guess.
A couple weeks ago, while taking my asian girlfriend shopping at the local mall, I had to take a piss. As I entered the john, Steve Jobs -- the messiah himself -- came out of one of the booths. I stood at the urinal looking at him out of the corner of my eye as he washed his hands. He didn't once look at me. He was busy and in any case I was sure the security guards wouldn't even let me shake his hand.
As soon as he left I darted into the booth he'd vacated, hoping there might be a lingering smell of shit and even a seat still warm from his sturdy ass. I found not only the smell but the shit itself. He'd forgotten to flush. And what a treasure he had left behind. Three or four beautiful specimens floated in the bowl. It apparently had been a fairly dry, constipated shit, for all were fat, stiff, and ruggedly textured. The real prize was a great feast of turd -- a nine inch gastrointestinal triumph as thick as his cock -- or at least as I imagined it!
I knelt before the bowl, inhaling the rich brown fragrance and wondered if I should obey the impulse building up inside me. I'd always been a liberal thinker and had been an Apple customer since 1984. Of course I'd had fantasies of meeting Jobs, sucking his cock and balls, not to mention sucking his asshole clean, but I never imagined I would have the chance. Now, here I was, confronted with the most beautiful five-pound turd I'd ever feasted my eyes on, a sausage fit to star in any fantasy and one I knew to have been hatched from the asshole of Steve Jobs, the chosen one.
Why not? I plucked it from the bowl, holding it with both hands to keep it from breaking. I lifted it to my nose. It smelled like rich, ripe limburger (horrid, but thrilling), yet had the consistency of cheddar. What is cheese anyway but milk turning to shit without the benefit of a digestive tract?
I gave it a lick and found that it tasted better then it smelled.
I hesitated no longer. I shoved the fucking thing as far into my mouth as I could get it and sucked on it like a big half nigger cock, beating my meat like a madman, and thrusting my pink iPod Shuffle into my ass. I wanted to completely engulf it and bit off a large chunk, flooding my mouth with the intense, bittersweet flavor. To my delight I found that while the water in the bowl had chilled the outside of the turd, it was still warm inside. As I chewed I discovered that it was filled with hard little bits of something I soon identified as peanuts. He hadn't chewed them carefully and they'd passed through his body virtually unchanged. I ate it greedily, sending lump after peanutty lump sliding scratchily down my throat. My only regret was that Steve Jobs wasn't there to see my loyalty and wash it down with his piss.
I soon reached a terrific climax. I caught my cum in the cupped palm of my hand and drank it down. Believe me, there is no more delightful combination of flavors than the hot sweetness of cum with the rich bitterness of shit. It's even better than reading an Apple press release!
Afterwards I was sorry that I hadn't made it last longer. But then I realized that I still had a lot of fun in store for me. There was still a clutch of virile turds left in the bowl. I tenderly fished them out, rolled them into my handkerchief, and stashed them in my briefcase. In the week to come I found all kinds of ways to eat the shit without bolting it right down. Once eaten it's gone forever unless you want to filch it third hand out of your own asshole. Not an unreasonable recourse in moments of desperation or simple boredom.
I stored the turds in the refrigerator when I was not using them but within a week they were all gone. The last one I held in my mouth without chewing, letting it slowly dissolve. I had liquid shit trickling down my throat for nearly four hours. I must have had six orgasms in the process.
I often think of Steve Jobs dropping solid gold out of his sweet, pink asshole every day, never knowing what joy it could, and at least once did, bring to a grateful Apple customer.
Yeah he can be a control freak, but in a way I can't blame him. Can you just imagine how many black hats would like to get into Torvalds home LAN? Consider also that the man is pulling over 250 thousand $$$ per year wouldn't somebody like to sniff his network?
Its called "slander of title". Get a lawyer, tell them this has happened, and mention "slander of title". The damages could be worth as much as a direct copyright infringement.
So there's no difference between public money and private money? Why not post all your personal details online then, and do what you believe in?
Did anyone else notice how it took a congress critter getting offended to really start getting anything done about this? As for myself and my family we haven't flown at all since 9-11 and we aren't going to until the security theater is shut down. Hell we're *from* NY and we're not scared of "terrorists" or whatever other kind of bogeyman the fed makes up next week...
FM must be all kinds of butt-hurt, seeing as how all my posts have been down-modded. Gonna have to go back in history and find out what I posted that smacked him so hard. Truth hurts, eh?
Moto didn't overplay a damn thing. You guys are the ones overplaying, right now. And you know it.
Show me what Moto did that is any different from what MS is doing to Android. If MS wants FRAND then maybe they should offer FRAND.
Untiol then you guys really should STFU before you make yourselves look any worse.
MS fanbois are definitely out in force today. FUD city. If I had to choose between MS technology and no technology at all, then I freely choose to have no technology at all. Suck it fanbois.
Pot, meet kettle.... Holy shit, who do these guys think they are anyway??? I mean, WTF, the sheer brass of it all? And people wonder whjy I walked away from MS back when Win98 came out.
Most recently I had bad luck with a suzuki. Never again will I buy something thats only designed to last until the payments are done.
But overall, yeah, automotive quality is light-years ahead of what it used to be just in general. Just sayin this as someone with 30 years of turning wrenches. Oh and BTW, older US designs actually *did* last a lot better even though they had horrible fuel mileage. Reason being that they were so completely over-built and fairly simplistic. Crude, even.
Somebody give this guy another +1, Informative please. Shit outta mod points myself.
I can tell that you've never dealt with crime and criminals in the real world. As far as I'm concerned this discussion is over; if can serve no useful purpose. And as far as the subject of the article, people seem to forget that one's right extends as far as the other's nose.
Sounds like a *great* way to screw over enemies and politicians. figure out how to Install this on their boxes and collect the money. Get some lulz while yer at it.
Yo dawg, we heard you like Emacs - so we put a meta in your meta in your Alt in your onscreen keyboard in your Shift in your Alt......
Just wait till the Emacs people come along... they're gonna have a gasm. Wait for all the keybindings in 3.... 2... 1....
Hey, you idots need to update your troll URL. It's now goatse.info.
Both copyright law, and the GPL itself, already allow for this. If somebody wants their own private version, then all they have to do is contact the copyright owners and offer to make a deal.
It would be interesting if various FOSS projects joined the BSA for example. Sometimes I think they actually should, since plenty of businesses use it. However when it comes to the kernel itself, it already does have its own legal protection through the Linux Foundation. However its mostly a defensive position - not a "going after infingers" type of thing.
And yet your company would scream bloody murder if their IP was treated in the same way. Rather hypocritcal, no?
I think GPL enforcement sould go just as far as everyone else. It should go as far as copyright law allows and as far as the copyright lobby goes.