User: hplasm

Re:I use an old 8088 case

On: Modern Retro computing

Me too. Can anyone supply the 8088 to '286 chip upgrade kit?

Re:Let's all become Amish...

On: Science vs. National Security

Nuts to this!! Throw off these new-fangled bodies and return to the Primordial Ooze (TM).

Re:WE NEVER WENT TO THE MOON!!

On: Back to the Moon?

Didn't fall for this. Your accent gave you away :)

Re:uhh

On: U.S. Developing 100-Kilowatt Laser for Strike Fighters

Round inflaty things. Found on wheels. Or in enormous heaps in the countryside.

Re:Mirrors become the new Human Shield

On: U.S. Developing 100-Kilowatt Laser for Strike Fighters

Besides, it's Lockheeds that are working on the photon torpedoes.

Re:Mirrors become the new Human Shield

On: U.S. Developing 100-Kilowatt Laser for Strike Fighters

My name is Darth Bobo. Of course ray guns are a neat idea. Fool.

Re:The Real Ultimate Power

On: U.S. Developing 100-Kilowatt Laser for Strike Fighters

Ooo. Now exhale really slowly, and try not to breathe any off that stuff again, ok.. ;-)

Re:blinding people violates geneva convention

On: U.S. Developing 100-Kilowatt Laser for Strike Fighters

In other news, Foster Grant's secure $100 Million contract to provide mirror shades to 'Far Eastern Military Supplies and Used Camels Inc'.

Re:Oh I get it....

On: MPAA Requests Immunity to Commit Cyber-Crimes

Do unto others before they do unto you..

Re:Safer than airplanes?

On: Brian Walker (aka Rocket Guy) Fires Back

Airplanes are 100% safe. It's the ground that's dangerous. ( also tall buildings etc, but let's not go there...)

Re:Darwin awards=dumb

On: Brian Walker (aka Rocket Guy) Fires Back

...(morons cannot exist in a society of thinking beings.).

I look around me and think..this cannot possibly be true?

... the fact that 85% of the population actually deserves to win is an aside.

This however has to be true.

Re:Hugged geeks?

On: Time to Say Thanks For the Uptime

Who would hug one of them?

Search for the giant squid ends...

On: 60' Squid Washes up on Tasmanian Beach

/usr/sbin/squid -giant

Re:huh?

On: 60' Squid Washes up on Tasmanian Beach

...unpleasant to eat, tasting a bit like floor cleaner."

Mr Pemberton..don't eat floor cleaner. It is wrong.

Re:Offtopic?

On: 60' Squid Washes up on Tasmanian Beach

Just who I've been looking for to help rip out all this old RS232 cabling....sorry, not OJ..

Re:Ian and Duncan Smith both counter

On: UK Sets Open Source Procurement Policy

Missing Mummy Thatcher perhaps?

Re:Can't be true, but..

On: WebTV/MSNTV Virus Dials 911

Wouldn't it be better to forward the e-mail to Micro$oft instead...

Re:Pointers and CDRom's

On: LEDs for the Blind

Laser pointers ARE laser poiters, whilst CD_ROMs are NOT laser pointers, AFAICS |->

Re:!aa!aa!aadwd w dw wd w

On: LEDs for the Blind

Come on now, cough it up!!

Does anyone know the Heimlich manoeuver?!?

Re:The public

On: NASA Panel Says ISS Cuts Hurt Science

Admit it, you've been coding for new NASA stuff, ain't ya?

Re:The public

On: NASA Panel Says ISS Cuts Hurt Science

Curse those damnable astronomical tisks! They spoil everything!

Re:I wasn't even born then

On: Live Via Satellite

80.

Re:It's the monkeys stupid.

On: High Score

Now I have an image of 1000 monkeys banging...

International Ban on The Use of PCBs

On: High Score

There should be a ban on PCBs (Pseudo Corporate Bullshit) or perhaps on the Marketing Droids that spawn them. Let's run this idea up the flagpole and... DOH!!

Re:WTF?

On: Cable Companies Saying No to WiFi Sharing

I did. Now correctly my syntax write context in correct I can no longer not.