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Sebby writes "This is pretty neat - the folks over at retrosystem rebuild old computers/consoles with new guts inside. They have Amiga 1000, Atari 2600, and also NES systems, with lots of options for configuration. If they only made a Sinclair ZX81 with the same specs, I'd be sold!" I mean, who wouldn't want a PC in an NES box ;)

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  1. How about... by Chicane-UK · · Score: 5, Funny

    Putting a PC into an Xbox case! Oh, wait..

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    1. Re:How about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The sigs that anoy me the most are the ones braging about karma like "I hit the karma cap and all I got was this lousy sig" or "50 karma is a license to troll".

      I also love how I would be marked off topic if I was using my slashdot account even though I am on topic for this thread.

    2. Re:How about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find it amusing that you want to use my sig file as a poor excuse to insult me and make me look stupid. Its a sig file.. its a bit of fun. So why the hell have you gotta be such an ass? I just saw it in someones .plan file a year or so ago.. it made me laugh, so I used it. I've removed it now because I can't be bothered with the bullshit.

    3. Re:How about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      uhm, HOW are you on-topic exactly?

    4. Re:How about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dammit, he's removed his apparently stupid .sig -- what was it, so I can mock him too?

    5. Re:How about... by Buck2 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      It's a discussion. If the discussion digresses then the second response can no longer be offtopic.

      The Slashdot system is broken, IMO, in this respect. The informativeness/funniness/offtopicness needs to be scored in a global and local sense.

      I get marked down all the time for responses like this. It's offtopic to Modern Retro computing, but ontopic to your question. It's all a matter of what you're trying to promote on the site, strict adherence to discussion about the main topic, or discussion in general.

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    6. Re:How about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about "I've been over the karma cap for years and now slashdot just displays it as 'Excellent' instead".

      Karma is dumb, but the people who run slashdot are infinitely stupider. :)

    7. Re:How about... by Rusty+(K5+Cabal) · · Score: 0
      It was:
      I love it when a .plan comes together
    8. Re:How about... by Rusty+(K5+Cabal) · · Score: 0

      Rrrrrrright. Because your boss never actually looks at your monitor, he just makes sure you have a computer under the desk, right?

      Stay off my site, dork. And get back to work.

    9. Re:How about... by Cryptnotic · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      I hate those sigs too.

      Of course, I used to have the "Click here to crash Windows" sig. That really pissed people off.

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    10. Re:How about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you really could have been light and funny about this... as in "can we use you're corny, silly, old sig?" I remember checking out kuro5hin a while ago. Its not really worth checking out just for a funny story

  2. you've got it all wrong. :( by empee · · Score: 1

    it's up up down down left right left right b a start

    1. Re:you've got it all wrong. :( by Night+Goat · · Score: 1

      I think he abbreviated it on purpose, to keep the by-line from being unreasonably long.

    2. Re:you've got it all wrong. :( by robkore · · Score: 1

      it's up up down down left right left right b a start

      isn't there a select in there somewhere?

    3. Re:you've got it all wrong. :( by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was to make it two player... which might not apply...

    4. Re:you've got it all wrong. :( by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, not two player, two *processor*! UDLRBAS is for uniprocessor APIC support, and UUDDLLRRBAS is the secret code for standard multiprocessor APIC.

    5. Re:you've got it all wrong. :( by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      up up down down left right left right b a SELECT start

      thats the 5 man code for Contra for player 1 and 2

      The 30 man code was more difficult

    6. Re:you've got it all wrong. :( by Sirius25 · · Score: 1

      Yep.. There's a select in there if you want to play 2 player:
      U,U,D,D,L,R,L,R,B,A,SEL,START
      but 1 player is as stated above...
      ah.. Contra, still fun!!

    7. Re:you've got it all wrong. :( by enderak · · Score: 1

      That is the 30 man code.. there is no 5 man code..

    8. Re:you've got it all wrong. :( by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually it's up up down down left right left right b a b a start....I know for a fact because I'm playing it now...nothing like a PC and a NES inches away from each other.

    9. Re:you've got it all wrong. :( by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i thought it was b-a-b-a->start... damnit, I've pushing extra buttons for the past 15 years.

    10. Re:you've got it all wrong. :( by skotte · · Score: 2

      wot? ok, i'm not a gamer. so even if i knew what you were talking about, i wouldnt know what you're talking about. but, like, what are you talking about?

  3. I could only see this by utexaspunk · · Score: 2, Interesting

    being used for security purposes. Who's gonna steal an original NES? I don't think they've acquired antique status, yet... Other than that, why the hell would you want to do this?

    1. Re:I could only see this by Indras · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's a safe and sane way of expressing nostalgia (as opposed to killing yourself while attempting to use a time travel device made from thirty yards of string and two protracters held together with a rubber band).

      Oh, and if you aren't familiar with the concept, here's a link.

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    2. Re:I could only see this by lboxman · · Score: 1

      Actually, used NES's are going for around $50 US now, whereas a used N64 is only about $35. So apparently they have acquired quite some value, due to their rarity.

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    3. Re:I could only see this by Mike+Schiraldi · · Score: 2

      I don't get it.

    4. Re:I could only see this by utexaspunk · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So what exactly is nostalgic about a modern PC in the case of something you are nostalgic about? Did you once do that in the past?
      Nostalgia is playing KC Munchkin on my Magnavox Odyssey 2, not ripping out its guts and shoving in the contents of my laptop. That just does both of them a disservice.

    5. Re:I could only see this by elveu · · Score: 1

      it's a lot better then most of the case mods out there which consist of "i think i'll put a window in here and a light, whoah i am sooo leet"

  4. I use an old 8088 case by KI0PX · · Score: 1

    I use an old 8088 case for my machine, it's nice because it has a hood like a car. It has two large buttons on the side to open it - no screws! It's built like a tank AND it was free.

    1. Re:I use an old 8088 case by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lol, I use one of those too! Aren't those wonderful cases? It took me a couple of days and many dremil bits but it now sports an atx back plate and a 400w atx power supply ;)

    2. Re:I use an old 8088 case by chiko · · Score: 1

      I use one of these aswell dremel...ha ha can you say jigsaw and one blade. 450 watts in this baby and neon green to give it the gawdy look... wootastic..... oh, btw... first post!! long time reader, first time poster

    3. Re:I use an old 8088 case by hplasm · · Score: 1

      Me too. Can anyone supply the 8088 to '286 chip upgrade kit?

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  5. cool by mikeloader · · Score: 1

    Okay, I'll admit this is pretty cool. But a Celeron in an A1000? Why not a 2 gig P4?

    1. Re:cool by Inthewire · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There may be a difficulty finding boards that small that support a P4. There's also serious heat issues - generally, the slower the chip, the less heat is radiated. Price is probably a factor (most of this computer's reason to be is to look cool, not to be a speed demon). Heck, I don't even know if a P4 heatsink and fan would fit in that A1000 case.

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    2. Re:cool by 1000StonedMonkeys · · Score: 1

      That's an upgrade that'll cost you $350.

    3. Re:cool by Inthewire · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Sure, it says that on the page. But the illustration is a stick of ram. Trust these guys to build a PC when they can't see the difference between a CPU and a DIMM?

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    4. Re:cool by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Thaat's a great way to celebrate maybe the single greatest personal computer ever designed (top 3, at the very least). Give it a piece of shit celeron, the shittiest cpu ever, made by the shittiest cpu manufacturer ever. Way to pay homage to the 68k, a paragon of simplicity and power. What better way to honor the first color GUI, a gui that fit on a single 880k floppy, than to put the cruddiest OS ever invented? They did put windows on it, right? It's some kind of sarcastic performance art, and the only thing that could contrast beautiful Workbench would be XP, which is lean if it installs in what, less than 300 megs?

      Now, I'm hardly a purist. Things don't have to have original condition. I'm fine with PPC's in a1000's, linux on amigas, someone doing a messy hack that gives it more ram. If you want to see a real A1000 hack, ask for pictures of the FrankenThousand on comp.sys.amiga.hardware. But don't pull this shit. This isn't retro-computing, it's vivisectiony at its most sociopathic.

      Go ahead, mod me down. Claim I don't know what I'm talking about. But don't come begging when you want to buy a 20mhz overclocking kit for your sinclair 1000.

    5. Re:cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd consider running UAE 10x as fast as an A1000 in an original A1000 case pretty cool, but then again, I don't talk out of my ass like you do.

    6. Re:cool by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 2

      Emulation has its place. And this isn't it. Some of what made the Amiga great, was done in hardware, in such a way that it can't be emulated.

      Nor can you open up the case of a virtual machine, and take a peek inside. Or upgrade it. You see, someone like myself likes the amiga for alot more than just being able to play games.

      But, if you absolutely HAVE TO HAVE uae, why the fuck do you have to butcher an a1000 just to run it?

    7. Re:cool by MaxVlast · · Score: 2

      I agree -- I'm actually not an Amiga fan (really don't like the UI, but don't want to start a flamewar.

      What bugs me is people modifying NeXT cube cases. They do awful things like put PC motherboards in them. One I saw had a plexiglass front, spray-painted silver, and with blue fluorescent lights. It was ghastly and they though they'd done the l33test thing possible. They'd really just destroyed a beautiful piece of history (that's still very useful as-is today!)

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    8. Re:cool by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      I was right there beside you flaming him on comp.sys.next.hardware.

      I don't own a cube yet, and now thanks to this stupid fucker, there is one less I have a chance at. Have to make do with my wonderful little slab. Color non-turbo, in case you're curious.

      If I see someone ever do such to a BeBox, I will literally murder them. With 25,000 NeXT ever made, we can stand to lose a few of them. BeBoxen number around 1800 though....

    9. Re:cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not the one you need to convince (since you obviously have such a need, for whatever reason)

    10. Re:cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I was right there beside you flaming him on comp.sys.next.hardware.

      You don't have much of a life, do you?

  6. Lame idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Totally lame, let's ruin all these charming machines to turn them into regular pcs, whee.

    I'd rather play games on an atari 2600 than using windows :P

    For the amiga, i think they are not aware that amigas can be upgraded.

    These are all old systems not many ppl use anymore but i think it's like putting a toyota corolla frame under the body of an antique car, it just doesn't feel good :P

    1. Re:Lame idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just install Linux on it.. the included games are at par with Atari 2600 games...

    2. Re:Lame idea by jejones · · Score: 2

      Agreed wholeheartedly; this is an abomination and an affront to history.

      I'll admit to doing things to enhance my CoCo 3s, like putting in a 6309, using an AT keyboard interface, adding SCSI and IDE cards and eventually putting at least one in a PClone case, so that from a strict preservationist point of view I suppose I'm sinning...but those mods at least preserve the spirit of the machine rather than turn it into just another (insert favorite expletive) PClone under the hood.

    3. Re:Lame idea by foonf · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I totally agree. There are some situations when it is acceptable. If you come across a chassis that has been completely stripped of all its original hardware (or enough that there is no hope of ever getting it working in its original form), I guess shoehorning PC parts into it is a better fate than letting it be thrown away. But the thought that someone would take a working original Amiga, or next cube, or other funky old system, and knowingly replace the original hardware with commodity PC junk, makes me shudder.

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    4. Re:Lame idea by foonf · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Addendum: there is nothing wrong with taking an older commodity PC and modifying it to run newer hardware. I have a couple of very solidly built full-AT desktop cases that I can't wait to put to use with newer guts (perhaps after some modifications, or finding decent AT mainboards). There is no historical loss in discarding the original 286 or whatever was in it before, that stuff is still very widely available and basically worthless.

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    5. Re:Lame idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I could'nt agree more, I'd far rather have one of the original ungutted versions of these machines and consoles than some shitty commodity hardware inside.

      Like another poster mentioned, this sounds to me like they're fucking up old machines so some kiddie can show off with his latest case mod.

    6. Re:Lame idea by colmore · · Score: 2

      I don't know about Amigas, but NESes and Atari 2600s are a dime a dozen. There are literally millions of them floating around. I bet this company buys broken ones as well, since they'd be cheap, and they're only after the case.

      I'm really surprised at the negative reaction the slash crew is giving this. Of course you can't really upgrade them, and they're a nostalgia/retro kick, but what's so wrong with that? How is this any lamer than someone putting a MAME PC into an old arcade cabinet?

      They're basically cool, somewhat underpowered, $1000 PCs. If I were in need of a second system, I'd probably go for one.

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    7. Re:Lame idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      How is this any lamer than someone putting a MAME PC into an old arcade cabinet?

      They usually use broken arcade cabinets,
      I for one would definetly frown on the person to
      destroy a perfectly good arcade game to build a MAME-box.

    8. Re:Lame idea by colmore · · Score: 2

      it would depend on the rarity of the game, if it were say tetris, which is relatively rare, then yeah, that would be in poor taste, but if it's common like galaga or Ms. Packman, which are still everywhere, then I say, the owner can do what he or she wants to with it. the point is, we're not going to run out of NESes or 2600s anytime soon.

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  7. Damn, they beat me to it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've been wanting to do this for a while now. I had the idea to take an old IBM XT and build it into a pentium 75 around 1996/97, someone beat me to it online. I finally have it up though. The whole thing is black. It's very sexy. Has the original 5.25 face plates with working LED's hiding the main drives behind.

    My next project has already been started. It's a Commodore 64 conversion. I'm still working on finding a board that will fit in it. I have a pentium 2 board that fits lengthwise in the case, but I'd kind of like something a little more current, preferably with a flip-chip type architecture, rather than the slot chip it has now. I don't want to have to cut a ractangle for the top of the chip to stick out of :)

    1. Re:Damn, they beat me to it! by Jonny+290 · · Score: 2

      I would think that something like the Shuttle SV24 with a 1U copper heatsink would do the trick. Would be cool if you kept the "external power brick" paradigm and extended the ATX power cable a few feet, shrinktubed it and ran it outside the case.

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    2. Re:Damn, they beat me to it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was going to do that, but then I also have to extend all the drive molex cables too. That would suck. Or just extend one of them and split it in the case. Anyway you look at it you are talking about a lot of wires to extend compared to the 3 in the original brick (which I still have).

      I also have to replace the keyboard. I haven't looked into it much, but I doubt the original would work. I'm sure it didn't use an original PC keyboard controller, so I'm going to have to find a keyboard close to the same size and break out the dremel.

  8. Lots of small form factor boards coming... by (H)elix1 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I just picked up a mini-itx board for a mp3/divx player in my car. These things are really tiny. I saw one project where they stuffed one of these boards into a playstation, old sparcstations, and lots of other strange places. Not a gaming board, but those are starting to happen too - take a look at the small Shuttle boards that have a bit more kick (and heat) to them.

    1. Re:Lots of small form factor boards coming... by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      Iv'e got a question for you, where can one order these small board in single quantities? I went looking for the shuttle board when their barebones first came out and couldn't find a reputable dealer for small quantites. Who do you recommend?

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    2. Re:Lots of small form factor boards coming... by (H)elix1 · · Score: 3

      Took some hunting... I ended up ordering from iDot computers -- Shipping was $4USD, shipping was about 6 days. First order with them. Take a look at the mini-itx.com site for a (small) list of vendors depending on where you are located.

      http://www.idot.com/TheStore/Desktop/551Spec.asp ?P roduct.id=551&Cate.id=5&Product.status=gre en

    3. Re:Lots of small form factor boards coming... by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      Thanks. The next best price at a reputable dealer was big008.com, which has excellent reseller ratings, but prices are quite a bit higher than the link you gave.

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    4. Re:Lots of small form factor boards coming... by (H)elix1 · · Score: 1

      It is a retail box -- not OEM -- no it was not a huge worry as long as they shipped it.

      I suspect the 666mhz fanless version is due to hit the streets any day. If you can deal with a small fan, they have the 800mhz version for cheap too. Since this was going in my car, heat was more of an issue than speed. Green box, fanless / blue box, w/fan.

      I tried to buy one of these from VIA, but had a devil of a time. How many do you want? One? (click)

    5. Re:Lots of small form factor boards coming... by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      I found a heat sink that should work on a C3 800 totally fanless. I sent an email to the mini-itx web site guy, he hasn't gotten back to me yet.

      here

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  9. PDA by ike42 · · Score: 1

    I want a PDA built into a slide rule ... even usable when the batteries die.

    1. Re:PDA by Uller-RM · · Score: 2

      You could serrate the edge of the rule and use it to drive the gear of a small DC generator in the slide... but man, that could get nasty. ;)

  10. Where's the CDROM? by Stoutlimb · · Score: 2

    Such a shame there is no CDROM for my^H^Htheir Amiga. But I'll still buy it, because it has firewire, and I happen to have an external IDE firewire box, so I can run a CDRW externally. Amiga did almost all expansion externally anyways, so this is great!

    I really recommend these external firewire IDE drive bays by ADSTech, they're so useful when I go out on a service call with my laptop and this portable drive bay, I can do things like drive imaging and software backup at lightning speeds for my clients. They're a geek's best friend.

    Now I can use it to emulate my old A2000 that was surrounded by bizarre periphirals back in the day!

    Bork!

    1. Re:Where's the CDROM? by Sebby · · Score: 1

      There IS a CDROM, look in the gallery, you'll see a picture with the slim CD next to the HD (towards the left of the picture)

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    2. Re:Where's the CDROM? by Stoutlimb · · Score: 2

      Well whaddya know! In my excitement, I missed reading that! Thanks! This makes the Amiga even cooler.

      I swear, if any decent company ever bought the OS, it could still rise up and kick M$'s ass. *sigh*

      Bork!

    3. Re:Where's the CDROM? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeap. It is at the 86pin expansion port opening !?
      That's an interesting place to put it.

    4. Re:Where's the CDROM? by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      Have u not seen amiga os xl then? workbench crosscompiled for the x86 (ok, with a touch of emulation in to boot :))

  11. "Supercharged" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Has anyone noticed this guys favorite word is "SUPERCHARGED" Each description of the individual product has this word at least four times!

    It would make for more interesting descriptions if they broke out with the old thesaurus!

    1. Re:"Supercharged" by phillymjs · · Score: 2

      And yet, they don't offer a version of the Atari that *uses* a Supercharger.

      ~Philly

  12. A Better Idea by zentec · · Score: 2


    How about working on emulators so the tons of old game cartridges you see at flea markets and swaps can be used again.

    The hardware of an Atari2600 or an original Nintendo system were only fairly or moderately impressive when they were state of the art. However, the programming involved to eek every ounce of performance out of the hardware is simply gorgeous. Yeah, the graphics sucked, and were made worse when you pumped it through a modulator and rf generator to display it on channel 3, but impressive nevertheless.

    It's fun to play these games because they programmers didn't have unlimited memory for use nor to store the finished result.

    1. Re:A Better Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are emulators out there, but none of them currently work directly from the original cartridge, all of them require ROM images (and we all know how people feel about ROM images, even if you legally own them).

  13. Barbarians by __past__ · · Score: 4, Insightful
    This is stripping a piece of history down to the body and axles and rebuilding it to become a supercharged system of today for your work or home!
    In other words, it is destroying a piece of history to look leet at the next lan-party.
    1. Re:Barbarians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well that depends, because most of these boxes would have ended up in a landfill site.

    2. Re:Barbarians by duck_prime · · Score: 1, Funny
      In other words, it is destroying a piece of history to look leet at the next lan-party.

      Yeah, but wouldn't it be sweet to tell your buddies, "Dude, J00'r3 50 W33k, I can smash you using an Atari 2600!" ;)

      The look on their face when you actually do it: Priceless.
    3. Re:Barbarians by SN74S181 · · Score: 1

      You make a good point. Lots of classic-computer enthusiasts get quite upset about people coring out old hardware, destroying it's integrity in the process. It's not as big of an issue with common commodity hardware like NES enclosures, but people who core out VAX boxes that others would love to restore are seen by some as nothing better than vandals. It's like chopping a Dusenberg and slotting in a Big Block V8.

  14. Oh dear by kungfuBreaks · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "We are patenting this process of customizing old computer and game console cabinets to be Windows, Linux or other contemporary operating systems based on x86 systems. Contact us if you are interested in licensing from us."

    Is it just me, or does anyone else find this a bit disturbing?

    1. Re:Oh dear by Forkenhoppen · · Score: 2

      Anyone have prior art? ;)

    2. Re:Oh dear by NotAnotherReboot · · Score: 2

      Well, if they have that then I'm going to apply for a patent on customizing old game consoles with a non-contemporary operating systems based on x86 systems. Surely no one else has thought of that. Contact me to talk about licensing.

    3. Re:Oh dear by PotatoHead · · Score: 2

      Yes it is disturbing. I have only been doing these sort of things since I was a little kid, I'll bet a lot of us have. Since this really is little more than some creative packaging of existing technology, there is going to be prior art all over the place.

      You would think that someone smart enough to consider a patent would also understand that the sort of people who would appreciate this sort of thing are also ones who see a lame patent for what it is. I am not buying anything --why bother? I can make my own and that is just how silly this patent would be.

      Anyone that licenses anything from these people is wasting their time. Pick a different console, make it better, let the buyers decide who deserves the reward, not the lawyers....

    4. Re:Oh dear by Saeger · · Score: 1
      I don't find it disturbing so much as I find it completely braindead. There's stupid patents, and then there's ASTOUNDINGLY STUPID patents.

      You can't patent the idea of putting new stuff in retro boxes, so what could they possibly be asking the government for monopoly on? Their special mounting bracket process? Heh.

      I've got $100 that says that these people were probably suckered by some stupid/greedy lawyer, and that the patent has no... er... little chance in hell of being granted.

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    5. Re:Oh dear by trudyscousin · · Score: 1

      Disturbing, no. Quixotic, yes.

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    6. Re:Oh dear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, I found that extremely disturbing.

      Prior art abounds, of course. I can show off my Celeron 500 that I rebuilt into an Apple IIGS box a year or so ago.

    7. Re:Oh dear by XuDuX · · Score: 1

      Ok, I have a WORKING NES computer that I will have finished in the next few weeks, this moron cannot patent an idea he did not come up with first. I'll have pictures of mine, unlike this loser who just has a mock-up

    8. Re:Oh dear by ar1550 · · Score: 1
      I don't think there's any reason to worry, at least in this case. I distinctly recall something on the History Channel stating that one cannot patent something that is simply a combination of other things. I'm sure the fine, competent folks at the patent office will...

      Oh shit. OK, maybe we should panic.

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    9. Re:Oh dear by Trespass · · Score: 1

      'Quixotic', hmm. 'Retarded' was the word that I had come to mind.

    10. Re:Oh dear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One word:

      Hotrod.

      And here's my "patent" summary:
      The process of repackaging new technology in the exterior of an older design, in order to look cool and go fast.

      Is anyone even dumb enough to think they need to license this?

      Seriously, I wonder what the copyright holders would think of their ORIGINAL designs being used in this manner for financial gain by these guys.

      Oops. Did I just spark a lawsuit?

    11. Re:Oh dear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Real UPgrades... http://www.macquarium.com/

    12. Re:Oh dear by coastwalker · · Score: 1

      Ah the creative business mind at work

      - we could do with this sort of entreprenurial spirit in big business, imagine a whole economy based on this drive!

      - oh s**t no imagination required, my pension funds invested in it.....

      Still at least the smug baby boomers get to do some real work working the checkout at wallmart instead of retiring ! - every cloud has a silver lining !

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    13. Re:Oh dear by MatSimpsk · · Score: 1
      Anyone have prior art? ;)

      See here for an iMac (running OS X, natch) in an old-skool Mac SE/30 case.

  15. Airflow/Heat by FunkSoulBrother · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I think the NES/Atari Boxes look great, but I'm curious as to how well they do airflow-wise with a 800Mhz processor inside??

    I seem to recall my those systems could get a little warm just playing their cartridges.

    Cool idea, though.

    1. Re:Airflow/Heat by Indras · · Score: 2

      Actually, I have a torn apart NES case right next to me at the moment. Their whole airflow plan in the original NES case was just to use vents and let convection do the rest. There is a "T" shaped groove in the underside, to pull air in from the sides, and there is a large vent in the top.

      If someone knew what they were doing, it would be incredibly easy to take advantage of the existing vents and airflow that is there, and improve it by adding some little old CPU fans at each vent. Or, with some real ambition and tinkering, you may be able to fit a water cooling system inside one, but you'd have a tough time finding a small pump and a place to put it.

      What I'm more concerned about is power. Did they get an internal power supply small enough to fit in it? Or did they just use an external power supply like the NESv1?

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    2. Re:Airflow/Heat by stevey · · Score: 1

      I found out the hard way how hot these got when I was a kid. I'd bought a NES secondhand and only had one game (Super Mario Bros 3).

      When bored one afternoon I took of the top half of the case, squished all the innards down, and screwed a replacement lid of solid polished wood onto it.

      It looked great even though it was impossible to change the game - I think the ability to rest mugs of coffee on the machine made up for that!

      It died a few months into it's modded life. I suspect it was the heating that did it.

    3. Re:Airflow/Heat by XuDuX · · Score: 1

      I'm assuming the processor used is a VIA C3 (mini-itx form factor) which would mean that the processor does not create enough heat as it is. My original plan calls for either a 40 or 60mm fan cut into the top or side of the case. I'm assuming this system wouldn't have good airflow unless the current grills were enlarged or a fan was added, I'll do temp testing with my personally designed system when I finish building it

  16. Timex Sinclair by CommieLib · · Score: 1

    I had one of these little beasts. I cannot imagine who thought those chicklet keyboards would be a good idea...

    My key memory of it was actually writing programs that used all of the 4k + 64k RAM expander ;).

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    1. Re:Timex Sinclair by King_TJ · · Score: 2

      Yeah.... there's even a PC emulator for the Timex/Sinclair 1000/ZX-81 out there. Why you'd want to emulate one though, I dunno.

      I used to own a TS-1000, with the 16K RAM expansion. (I believe you couldn't go larger than that using anything sold by Timex/Sinclair. As I recall, there was a popular 3rd. party expansion cartridge made by MemoTech or somebody like that.... Those went up to 32K or 64K.)

      I even had the plastic Sinclair carrying case. I had to order it via direct mail. Apparently, only 2,000 were made or something... Supposed to be sort of a collector's edition item. It held all the cables and AC adapter, TS-1000 itself, memory pack, and 4 cassette tapes.

      The Timex/Sinclair 1000/ZX-81 had a flat membrane keyboard though, not even a "chicklet" keyboard. It was horrible, but back in the day, it seemed cool enough to me.

      My brother eventually bought a newer Timex/Sinclair. Can't remember the model number anymore... might have been a 1500 or 2048? Anyway, it was a silver plastic case and real chicklet keys, and I believe more standard RAM in it. I think it's the only one I ever saw, other than in magazine photos. (We used to subscribe to a Sinclair magazine called Sync.)

      Wow - that goes back a ways! I remember shopping for software on cassettes tape at the local K-Mart store, back when they had a "computer center". The Timex/Sinclair stuff was always behind the glass counter though and you had to ask for it. They had an Atari 400 on display too, also with sort of a membrane keyboard (but full-sized at least).

    2. Re:Timex Sinclair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IMHO, Sir Clive is a genius, one of the great geeks of all times. I don't know him personally, he could be even boring in person -- but, regarding his inventions, I loved many, including the electric bike. In fact, considering how active he is, I suddenly find myself boring... :-(

      Anyway, this is one man who surely deserves to be Sir.

      Regarding the ZX81, my experiences were somewhat mixed...

      Ok, the membrane keyboard sucked, but the input concept was well-thought and made typing bearable.

      The concept of using the processor to drive the video signals was very smart and cleanly done. To some extent, this was previously (and differently) done in the first videogame consoles (like the 2600), but it was a bitch (or, at least, it was difficult to me).

      Regarding the small memory, this is actually a kind of Zen thing: you have the option of doing cool things using powerful hardware (like KDE, Gnome, Nautilus, Staroffice) or go lean and get almost the same functionality by dropping secondary features (like BlackBox, wmx, Icewm).

      To me, the ZX81 was the first computer I could buy, the first I could program for neverending hours at home, the first on which I could do meaningful things (assembly code, hardware tweaks) and the first and only one portable I could afford, up to this day.

      People try to come up with something equivalent now and then (the network computer, the simputer) -- somehow nothing seems to catch on as the ZX81 did, though. A pity.

      Thank you, Sir Clive Sinclair, for making my life better -- not only for your ZX81 invention, but also for your example, so rare in these times when dreamers like you are so scarce and needed.

    3. Re:Timex Sinclair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you're confusing some details... the Sinclair ZX81 had only 1K of on-board memory; the American version, the Timex/Sinclair 1000, had 2K. They would take a 16K memory module, which would disable the internal memory if attached. Larger sizes (up to 64K) were available from third-party vendors. Also, these units had membrane keyboards (totally flat; you "wiped" keys instead of pressing them), not chicklet.

      The ZX Spectrum, the follow-up to the ZX81 in Britain, had 48K built-in, and a "soft chicklet" keyboard. There may also have been a 16K version; I'm not sure.

      In the U.S., a more advanced version of the Spectrum, in a different case and with a (pretty nice) "hard chicklet" keyboard, was briefly sold as the TS2068. At the same time, the guts of the ZX81 were put into a Spectrum case (and keyboard) with 16K, and sold as the TS1500. The latter would also accept one of the old ZX81/TS1000 RAM packs, without disabling its internal RAM, for a total of 32K. (There were limitations on the use of the extra RAM, though -- it could hold data (including BASIC programs), but not machine code.) AFAIK, neither the TS2068 nor the Spectrum would accept RAM expansions.

  17. Kinda like by OverlordQ · · Score: 4, Funny

    turning a VAX into a keg dispenser with webmonitoring
    or maybe just a bar or how about a fridge

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    1. Re:Kinda like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kinda like destroying a nice not-common older machine to make a novelty item, in other words.

      Classic computer hobbyists hate those folk.

  18. What the hell... by Rayonic · · Score: 4, Funny

    Anyone wanna put an Atari 2600 in a PC case?
    It's just for the sake of cosmic karma balance.

    1. Re:What the hell... by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 1
  19. This isn't anything new... by SparkyTWP · · Score: 1

    Go to largish network parties Case modders have been doing this for years.

  20. How about putting a PC into this? by jsse · · Score: 1
    1. Re:How about putting a PC into this? by Cable · · Score: 0

      Looks like a rejected design for one of Apple's iMacs. ;)

  21. A bit pricey... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I don't understand why someone just doesn't do this mod themselves.

    Their pricing is quite expensive @ $999-1099+

    I'd recommend getting a mini ITX form factor motherboard like VIA's eden. (Go check the specs on the motherboards vs. the console boxes because I'm not sure if they'll fit exactly)

    So for ~$150 for the motherboard
    ~$60 for the VIA CPU
    ~$5-10 for an old NES / Atari system
    ~Old PC Components

    You'd have a pretty decent setup. (Not to mention you'd be saving around $700!)

    If you need some motivation look at Project Jellybean:

    http://www.viaarena.com/?PageID=120

    1. Re:A bit pricey... by prisen · · Score: 0

      Pricey indeed. The complete specs for the A1000 they put together is on their site. I'm sure if you badger them for the complete specs on the NES or A2600 they'll tell you. There's no custom-manufactured hardware in there; this is just a pricewatch or ebay affair here, folks. Even the "adapted" NES controllers they're selling for $40 (!!!!) are available on the net, or you could even make them yourself. But, whatever, the 40-50% profit they're making is alright with me, if I find the urge to have a PC in an NES case, I'll do the research and build it myself...

      If you're interested in Small Form Factor (SFF) stuff, I'd suggest this forum.

  22. Keyboards and Monitors? by Stephen+VanDahm · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The computers in the article are just glorified case mods. When you plug a modern keyboard monitor and mouse into those old cases and boot Windows 2000, you totally lack the retro look and feel. The coolest artifacts from the old days are green-screen monitors and heavy, loud keyboards. They are what create the retro look-and-feel that we remember from the old days.

    In middle school, we had these Apple IIe computers with green-screen monitors that tilted up and down in a stationary case. Those were sweet. At the time, we had a computer at home with a color screen (CGA graphics, baby). Even though the CGA screen was technically superior to the Apple's, I thought the Apple monitor was way cooler. Now I have a 19 inch Viewsonic monitor and its infinitely more useful than the old Apple screen -- but the Apple monitor is still cooler.

    Likewise, I miss those big-ass keyboards that click when you type. These flimsy, wussy keyboards that come with modern PCs are terrible! My favorite keyboard was an old IBM AT keyboard from 1984. My dad found it at work, and I used it for several years. The keys are covered with plastic caps, which are what the letters are printed on -- if you want remap your keyboard to Dvorak, you can reposition the printed letters by removing and rearranging the little caps. Pretty sweet. I had to retire it when, while moving from one dorm room to another, I broke off some of the caps that cover the keys. I've still got it in my closet, though.

    I guess my point is that, while this is a cool idea, it's somewhat misguided. Creating a retro look and feel is much more important than having a retro case, which you're just going to shove under your desk anyway. And to have the retro look-and-feel, you need cool-looking screens and clicky keyboards.

    Steve

    1. Re:Keyboards and Monitors? by Robotech_Master · · Score: 2

      Or you can remove the Esc keycap, and then go, "Oh, no! There's no Escape!" :)

      Incidentally, you can often find those old keyboards at local computer salvage shops, if there are any in your area. I found one selling them for only a couple of bucks apiece, so I bought two...one for just in case. :)

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    2. Re:Keyboards and Monitors? by cptgrudge · · Score: 1

      I agree. Those old-school keyboards were/are awesome.

      Where I work we have a few of the old keyboards that are of that style. I think they came from some old IBM machines we used to have. They don't replace the keyboards on new computers we get, but I use them for my own use. I ran one over with a car and it still worked fine. I don't think the same could be said for modern keyboards. There's just something nostalgic about the "klack-ching" sound they make when you press keys.

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    3. Re:Keyboards and Monitors? by Seska · · Score: 1

      Here's a company that makes the type of keyboards you lust for.

    4. Re:Keyboards and Monitors? by witort · · Score: 1
      Likewise, I miss those big-ass keyboards that click when you type.

      I missed them too, so I bought myself one from pckeyboard.com, who apparently bought the rights/tooling/whatever from IBM/Lexmark, and still make keyboards that "click" (aka buckling spring). Hey, it looks like they even have a Linux version now!

    5. Re:Keyboards and Monitors? by R2.0 · · Score: 1

      "Likewise, I miss those big-ass keyboards that click when you type."

      You mean like the one I use every day at work? Vintage 1993, with the Blue "IBM" logo (it has drain holes) $5 at goodwill - oops, $3.75 at 25% off.

      "I had to retire it when, while moving from one dorm room to another, I broke off some of the caps that cover the keys. I've still got it in my closet, though"

      Key caps are still available from IBM. Actually, so are the original keyboards, although the manufacturing plant was bought by someone else.

      Live the dream - resurrect your old IBM Model M?

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    6. Re:Keyboards and Monitors? by Leto-II · · Score: 1

      As far as modern clicky keyboards go, I can heartily recommend the Focus FK-2001 keyboards. Good, solid, super clicky. Even comes with a dust cover for the keyboard.

      Not quite as big-ass as the old IBM keyboards, but quite nice.

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    7. Re:Keyboards and Monitors? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since when was 1993 "vintage"? You must be REALLY, REALLY NEW to computers.

    8. Re:Keyboards and Monitors? by ianezz · · Score: 4, Informative
      Likewise, I miss those big-ass keyboards that click when you type. These flimsy, wussy keyboards that come with modern PCs are terrible! My favorite keyboard was an old IBM AT keyboard from 1984.

      Well, to be honest, such keyboards are still sold as new (I doubt they are still manifactured, but there are plenty in stock). You can also order replacement parts there (after all, it's the ex-keyboard division of IBM and Lexmark).

    9. Re:Keyboards and Monitors? by PotatoHead · · Score: 2

      I agree. Computers have a totally different feel today. The better projects of this type involve ways of getting the older machines involved with computing today --retro feel intact.

    10. Re:Keyboards and Monitors? by Saeger · · Score: 1
      Several people have pointed to pckeyboards.com for the durable IBM-style keyboards. It's just too bad that they don't sell an updated ergonomic version of it. Does anyone?

      I *need* the split keyboard layout - there's no way I can go back to the wrist-twisting rectangle layout.

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    11. Re:Keyboards and Monitors? by WatertonMan · · Score: 1

      Just go to eBay. I bought about 5 oldschool OmniKey keyboards from the old Northgate systems. I *love* them. I just wish there was a USB adaptor so I could use them on my Mac as well.

    12. Re:Keyboards and Monitors? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clicky keys.. bleh. You guys are going in the wrong direction, you want nice soft, gengle, glidey, smooth, keys. (You know, the keys that Apple keyboards have always had)

    13. Re:Keyboards and Monitors? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You impertinent person. I am using an EGA monitor and a clicking keyboard with no "`" key and I can assure you there is nothing retro about it. (I used the "alt" key to type ` and .)

    14. Re:Keyboards and Monitors? by intermodal · · Score: 1

      Most of the keyboards i've had you can pull off the keys and put them in the other spots without any trouble. I don't see how that makes just having a cap over the key any better than being able to move the whole (identically shaped) key over to the other spot. I'll admit that older hardware in its entirety is more fun than these glorified case mods. Hell, I have 15 computers of various degrees of antiquity. But that doesn't mean that as I type here on my Duron 900 that the old boxen are better just by being "aged to perfection".

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    15. Re:Keyboards and Monitors? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure what your point (or counterpoint?) is. This thread has been about monitors and keyboards, not the boxen, aged or otherwise. What can be good about older hardware is durability, cheap/free metal cases with better insulation from EMPs. The caps on the keys are infinitely easier to move than modern keys on keyboards. Some keyboards also slant keys at slightly different angles, I think especially those that sell different keyboard layouts to international markets

    16. Re:Keyboards and Monitors? by rtmfm · · Score: 1

      Those are pathetic. They are selling Model M replicas on sale for 49$ (down from 101) I got mine on ebay for 15$ including shipping. The only cool thing they have there is the build-yer-own keyboard option.

    17. Re:Keyboards and Monitors? by Cryptnotic · · Score: 2

      Those were good except for the ridiculously huge Enter key. I still haven't figured out why anyone would want an Enter key that big. Maybe you'd want one if you had a gargantuan pinky finger.

      The dust cover is somewhat useless. Unless you mount your monitor on an 8" pedestal, you will remove the dust cover when you use the keyboard. Invariably, you will put the dust cover on a chair. At some point in time, either you or someone you know will sit down on that chair while the cover is there. *SNAP* Dust cover is now in 2 pieces and is practially useless. Anyway, the keyboard will last far longer than the dust cover.

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    18. Re:Keyboards and Monitors? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've got to be kidding. The original Model M keyboards sold for $89. There is a reason for that -- they aren't made of layers of plastic and cheap rubber switches like your Best Buy $8.99 keyboard. It's not a rip-off; you are getting precisely the quality you pay for.

      Quoting an Ebay price on a used item compared to a newly manufactured one is just ludicrous. People in the industry throw away scads of Model M keyboards every day, just because they're "old" and must therefore lack in functionality compared to a "new" keyboard. (Where's my Win95 keys??)
      The fact that there is mass dumping in the secondhand market doesn't change the cost to produce a new unit.

      It especially doesn't change the fact that a quality keyboard is expensive to manufacture, and that the demand for them will not cease until the concept of a keyboard itself is obsolete.

    19. Re:Keyboards and Monitors? by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 2

      The computers in the article are just glorified case mods. When you plug a modern keyboard monitor and mouse into those old cases and boot Windows 2000, you totally lack the retro look and feel. The coolest artifacts from the old days are green-screen monitors and heavy, loud keyboards. They are what create the retro look-and-feel that we remember from the old days.

      There's an interesting project to build a modern version of the Commodore-64 called the CommodoreOne from scratch. This one is far from a simple case mod! It features a 20MHz 65816 processor, a VGA display, 32MB RAM, and full hardware Commodore-64 compatibility.

    20. Re:Keyboards and Monitors? by rtmfm · · Score: 1

      You just confirmed my arguement, dood. Instead of getting a replica Model M, I got the real deal that was barely used, and then tossed when the newer models came in. The one I have is an IBM OEM Model M Keyboard and still has many, many years of life left in it. Instead of paying 101$ for a very high quality keyboard, I spent 15$ and got (a very high quality keyboard - 5 years) and since ya seem to know the quality involved......... the (-5 years) barely matters.

  23. Not economically viable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I really don't see who is going to buy this stuff. I do this for fun, but anyone old enough to have actually USED one of these machines is probably capable of doing this themselves and saving a lot of money.

  24. Cheating. by Restil · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yes, I know we always talk about trying to get linux to run on an older computer, but gutting the case and replacing the innards is cheating. :)

    As far as appeal goes, consider you're intentionally purchasing a machine with limited upgrade options. In order to minimize the footprint, the boards won't have many PCI slots, and its debatable if they could be used anyway in that case. While old computer cases can probably be picked up for free, or very very cheap, there's still the labor cost of adapting them to fit modern components. That's going to jack the price a bit, not to mention a power supply will still be required, which is typically a good percentage of the case cost.

    Of course, people buying one of these are probably doing it for the novelty purposes and not because they're concerned about cost or usability.

    -Restil

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    1. Re:Cheating. by MattCohn.com · · Score: 0

      Alright, YOU get Linux to run on a regular Nintendo system without replacing the parts. ;)

  25. No, how about putting a PC into this? by Rusty+(K5+Cabal) · · Score: 0

    (bowel is slow, please be patient and don't pop a vein)
    picture 1

    1. Re:No, how about putting a PC into this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      thats a nice rectum

  26. Blasphemy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is not cool at all. Those heretics
    should be exiled to Siberia!

  27. How about... by DeepZenPill · · Score: 2, Funny

    I would rather get a console system inside a PC case. This way it would look like I'm furiously coding while playing old school galaga.

  28. Good Luck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good luck with them getting a patent on this "invention", people have been shoe horning new things into old since time began.. look at old cars with new engines.. besides this is an "idea" which I always thought was different from an "invention".

    1. Re:Good Luck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mmmm like my old olds '88 with a camero 5.0 engine in it, yeah I crashed it.

    2. Re:Good Luck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmm. Maybe you shoulda updated the suspension, steering and brakes too. Or driven sober.

  29. What, no TI? by repsychler · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How about a TI99/4A? Just make that and Parsec 2002 and I can die a happy geek.

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    1. Re:What, no TI? by bowronch · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Ahh, the TI-99/4a... What a great system... I had one of those and had countless hours playing car wars, hunt the wumpus and of course parsec... MESS will emulate the TI-99/4A, and you can find ROMS here

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  30. Re:modern 'retro' WRONG by Rusty+(K5+Cabal) · · Score: 0

    Armchair moderation:
    How was that trolling? He wasn't trying to start a fight, he was exposing beauty.

    Comment on the photo:
    Splendid. Come post that on my site if you wish. And check out those spiff textads!

  31. NES Controllers by Kafteinn · · Score: 1

    The NES case would be cool if they would dump the keyboard and use the original controllers (linux-parallel port)

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  32. Ob. clustering joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Imagine a Beowulf cluster of these things!

  33. Not quite cool enough... yet. by Raptor+CK · · Score: 2

    The thing about gutting an NES that bugs me is that it's no longer an NES, it's just a cool case.

    I think that they can do better than this. How about a mini-itx board, a laptop hard drive, and an NES-on-a-chip connected to the cartridge and controller ports? If you want to make it come up as a computer, flick a switch, and video output comes out of the PC video card.

    There should be just barely enough space in the original US NES case to pull this off, although it would certainly be tough to do.

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    1. Re:Not quite cool enough... yet. by Jonny+290 · · Score: 2

      How about you just run an emulator instead of spending a half million bucks on chip fab and ending up with 49,999 spare NES-on-a-chip devices? ;)

      Of course, you might end up selling a few, but still....

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    2. Re:Not quite cool enough... yet. by Raptor+CK · · Score: 2

      Dude, you can *buy* them, you know.

      At least I'm fairly certain you can, since there are all those knockoff NES systems that look like an N64 controller with A/V out. The only trick is that those don't rely on cartridges.

      Presumably, you can purchase the chip from somewhere, or just gut one of the bootlegs. Either way, it's not about "just running the emulator," it's about the proper feel. Sure it's more expensive and complex. That's the fun!

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    3. Re:Not quite cool enough... yet. by Jonny+290 · · Score: 2

      My apologies. I didn't know there was such a beast.

      Fuggin cool.

      And I do understand the hardware hack aspect. ;)

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  34. SILICON GRAPHICS Indigo by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 2
    I have always wanteda cluster of 4 to 6 Shuttle-type P4 MicroATX MoBos in one of my SGI Indigo Elan chassis. The thing that's tripped me up is putting all the PS in!

    Maybe I can fit this with some kind of Passive PCI plane, and add multiple Single-board computers...
    HMMMMmmmmmmm....

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  35. mainframes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Aren't they going to offer the huge mainframes of yesteryear with modern guts?

  36. But is it really Amiga anymore? by anonymous+cowfart · · Score: 0

    Sure, Grandma isn't senile anymore, ever since the brain transplant. And so what if 98% of her body has been replaced with prosthetics at one point or another? Why, she now has a IQ of 200 and is an Olympic contender, and lord knows thats all that really matters. ;P

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  37. Prior Art by GeorgeH · · Score: 2

    This won't fly, prior art can be found in this comment and this comment.

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  38. How annoying, and no way I would order one. by bogie · · Score: 3, Insightful

    They only have inside pictures for the Amiga case. Well duh, big deal there are plenty of low profile commercial cases already out there. Nothing interesting to see there.

    I was really disapointed that there were no photo galleries for the Atari and NES cases. I mean for all we know those are just mockups and there are no pc parts inside.

    You also got to be kidding me with those systems specs. What brand of cpu is it? What speed is the Hard drive? What kind of Ram is that? What video card is in there and how much ram does it have? What type of warranty does it have?

    There is no way I would drop $1,200 with so little info, especially via Paypal.

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    1. Re:How annoying, and no way I would order one. by ActiveSX · · Score: 1

      I was really disapointed that there were no photo galleries for the Atari and NES cases. I mean for all we know those are just mockups and there are no pc parts inside.

      It sucks that they're not more obvious, but I found these pictures of the 2600: atari2600-1.jpg, atari2600-2.jpg, atari2600-3.jpg.

    2. Re:How annoying, and no way I would order one. by TC+(WC) · · Score: 1
      I was really disapointed that there were no photo galleries for the Atari and NES cases. I mean for all we know those are just mockups and there are no pc parts inside.

      Well, I would assume they only have mockups of the NES at this point. That would explain why they don't have a real picture of the product. Note that it says, "(sample image - not actual product)" under the NES picture. As some one else has already mentioned, there are actually internal images of the Atari, they just aren't linked to the image button.

      I figure that they began by building the Amiga, hence the more detailed information. Following that, they built the Atari, which has some pictures and a bit of information. More recently, I assume, they've been working on the NES but are either still working on it, or just aren't too quick at updating their information.

  39. Poor Amiga by Martigan80 · · Score: 1

    Please bump the CPU up to atleast a 68020 and but Debian or something on it, BUT dont put a new mobo in it and call it an Amiga 1000! Those people should be shot! It's like loading a Linux distro and only putting VMware on it running Win 2K but still calling it Linux!!!

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  40. Retro Computers?? by SN74S181 · · Score: 0, Troll

    How do I fit an ATX motherboard into my SYM-1 single board computer? It's just a bare board with hex pad and six digit LED display. Or my Bigboard II. It's a bare circuit board too.

    Oh, that's right. Those are REAL retro computers, not the plastic-cased mass-market junk that came afterwards.

  41. Sorry, no offense but I gotta ask by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    why are all bored suburban white kids now putting these gawdy huge spoilers on their rice rockets?
    You do know that under 100 you're really just looking like a friggin' moron, and the suburban equivalent of the cowboy who jacks his truck up with some awful 6" lift or whatever.....just take my advice
    DON'T !!!

    1. Re:Sorry, no offense but I gotta ask by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sorry...I didn't finish :)
      By the cowboy analogy I meant that you have a small penis and are attempting to compensate, not to mention that those lift kits always seem to go on spotless vehicles that NEVER got used offroad for real anyways, just like you're bug w/ the fin (and probably stupid rat-trap tailpipe as well) will NEVER see a track or race anyways.

      Peace out, dawg....groan

    2. Re:Sorry, no offense but I gotta ask by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.riceboypage.com/

      All your Rice Boy jokes are belong to him.

  42. 3 strikes and your protected by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    According to a gy in our company who deals with patents, if you apply 3 times to the US patenet office you will probably get the patent not matter its demerits. Of course the patent office gets three times the fee this way.

  43. The real question is: by bashibazouk · · Score: 2, Interesting
    If I go for the "supercharged" Amiga 1000, do I still have to remove 19 screws to get to the floppy drive?

    I had a bad floppy drive in a 1000 once...talk about Proprietary hardware...

  44. Console switching pc case..??? by TibbonZero · · Score: 2

    Hmm, cool idea... put 3-4 gaming system in one tower case, and use something like a DigitalDoc or other device to turn them on a off, and another thing to switch the video (modified KVM switch?).
    I am sure that you could rip apart a Gamecube, PS2, and an Xbox and fit them all in one system with a 400-600 watt power supply(modified) (or just use the ones that the systems came with). I have s Supermicro S-760 case that I know would fit the guys of all of them.

    That would be quite a system to show off, better yet, rackmount it in a 4U case... or even better make 1U rack products of each of the systems, with supercool looking faceplates, with an LCD on each to show the game name, or something about the system status at least.... Now that would be cool to have in the server room...

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    1. Re:Console switching pc case..??? by x136 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You're covered.

      Gamecube, PS2, NES, Atari 2600, PC and an Xbox all in a big ass Lian Li case.

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  45. Kermit Woodall runs retrosystem! by nitzmahone · · Score: 1

    I'm assuming that's the same Kermit Woodall of SIDPlayer fame? For the C64-challenged, SIDPlayer was pretty much the 80's equivalent of WinAmp. Amazing what you could do with 3 voices. I always wondered what he'd been up to...

    1. Re:Kermit Woodall runs retrosystem! by AlienRelics · · Score: 1

      Same Kermit Woodall of Novadesign. He's been part of the company responsible for ImageFX.

  46. One Idea I've Been Poking Around... by NeuroManson · · Score: 2

    Is to yank the guts from an old TRS-80 Model III, replace the display with an old 13" CRT, and install a basic PC into it... Would look hella funny at a LAN party, IMO...

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    1. Re:One Idea I've Been Poking Around... by ActiveSX · · Score: 1

      I was about to get nostalgic there, but I realized you weren't talking about the Coco. Ahh, to be a kid again. Well, a younger kid ;)

  47. Yoshi's Boxx from TechTV by Photo_Designer · · Score: 1

    It's already been done but also included a PS2, NES, Gamecube, Xbox and a huge gaming pc in one box. it's awesome. Check it out here

  48. Not retro enough for me.. by budalite · · Score: 1

    I think they ought to go even farther. How about using a TRS-80 Model 2 with dual 5" floppy disk drives and NO hard drive? I remember being just stunned, back in 1984, after shelling out what was big bucks for me to buy a 300 bps modem, at all the info and games available at my local BBS. A few years later, it turned out that my favorite MD BBS, called Network East, went down for good cuz the Owner/SysAdmin had stolen all his servers from Uncle Sam. (FEMA HQ in Washington, DC, no less.) Walked right out the front door with them, one at a time. Later on, so did he, with the FBI leading him out. There are good ole days and not-so-good ole days.

    MadDad32

    1. Re:Not retro enough for me.. by acceleriter · · Score: 1

      OK, it's a nit, but didn't the Model 2 have 8" drives?

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  49. IBM Keyboards by BarefootClown · · Score: 2

    Likewise, I miss those big-ass keyboards that click when you type. These flimsy, wussy keyboards that come with modern PCs are terrible! My favorite keyboard was an old IBM AT keyboard from 1984.

    Check your local university's surplus department. I know here at OU, we have a decent surplus department with lots of old stuff for sale. (Anybody need a VAX? There's one down there.) Among other things, they have a large bin (i.e. large hotel laundry bin) full of keyboards, many of them IBM PS/2 (the computer PS/2, not just the 6-pin mini-DIN connector) models. About eight pounds apiece, nearly indestructable (very handy when you can't find that last bug, get pissed, throw the keyboard across the room...), and great feel. You'd be surprised what turns up at University Surplus.

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  50. Re:Keyboards (OT) by Hack+Shoeboy · · Score: 0

    I got an Acros (Acer's line of "business" PCs) 486sx-25 in 1993, that came with a keyboard I still use today. I wish I had a 104-key layout, but I like the size, sound, and feel so much that I'll probably just do without. The keyboard was apparently made by Smith-Cornoa and OEM-ed to Acer/Acros, but when I wrote to Smith Corona asking if they still made such keyboards they replied that I would have to "contact Acer about that old system." Thanks for the help....

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  51. NeXT cube!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have one; I'm trying to find a Mac motherboard + processor for it to build my own Mac but no luck so far. If I can't make it happen then I'll get hold of an AMB board & processor and build an uber Linux b0xen! w00t!!

  52. Commodore Super Pet by Ainu · · Score: 1

    I have a Commodore Super Pet I have been eyeing as a new home for an Athlon. Kick the existing monitor out of it and either replace it with a modern CRT or with an LCD monitor. Just imagine showing up at the local LAN party with one of these!

  53. Someone -did- buy the Amiga! by AlienRelics · · Score: 1

    Someone -is- trying to make new Amigas.

    http://www.amiga.com

  54. TRS-80 Model I/II/III by mks113 · · Score: 1

    Trying to recall things from many years ago. We had a Model 1 -- standard was a casette drive, floppys were available but expensive. Base system cost about Can$1000.

    Model II wasn't very popular. It had 8" drives built in, made for business.

    Model III was popular. Two built in 5-1/4" drives, single case with integrated Green Monitor.

    Model IV was the last of their Z80 machines, I believe. It was intended to run CP/M, but everyone ran TRSDOS on it just like the model III. It still didn't have a hard drive as standard, but you could get a 15 Meg hard drive for about the price of the computer!