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  1. Re:Coffee Howto on Coffepot Computer · · Score: 1

    Dangerous. Oooo. not really..

  2. Re:corn syrup on FDA Approves More Powerful Sugar Substitute · · Score: 1

    Fairy dust? Sawdust is more likely.

  3. Re:No, please. No luck on FDA Approves More Powerful Sugar Substitute · · Score: 1

    Looks like this plea failed..

  4. Re:100% proof alcohol on Heart Attacks as Treatments · · Score: 1

    100% proof is like cubic liters...

  5. Re:Quick Correction - Re:Similar to shock treatmen on Heart Attacks as Treatments · · Score: 1

    The immediately dead cows never had seizures.... ;->

  6. Re:Why is this a troll? on More on Riemann Hypothesis · · Score: 1

    It just ate my gruff billy-goat.

  7. Phages!! on Strep Bacteria Resistant to New Antibiotic · · Score: 1
    Whatever happened to Bacteriophage research?

    Some Russian prof was growing them from sewage, and claimed that there was a phage for every nasty bug, they eat them all, then die off. A US company started to work with him to develop them, but the MoneyFuckers withdrew funding because (they they were too thick to see where they could line their own pockets I suppose, and) there was/is more profit in treatments than cures.

    May they all catch flesh eating bugs on their nads. And then die.

    (the scroogeoids, not the scientists...)

  8. Re:More info on 8128 miles Per (US) Gallon · · Score: 1
    ...in a junkyard full of stuff that people threw away because it didn't work anymore to begin with.

    Since when have people thrown stuff away that doesn't work?? ;)

  9. Re:Spam will be gone, in 100 years. on Mapping the Spam · · Score: 1

    Cut into little bitty pieces, then canned in jelly and sent back to the shops of Spamland as sp... well you can guess..

  10. Re:er... on Optical Mouse Saves Space in Cellphones · · Score: 1

    I'd rather have a nice rotary dial on the moby, for that retro feel..

  11. Re:Reliant on a strong signal? on Low-Tech Cell Phone Blocking · · Score: 1

    Yay! MOD You UP!!

  12. Re:Active Jamming... on Low-Tech Cell Phone Blocking · · Score: 1

    Simple. Move the ER facilities onto the golf course.

  13. Re:HELL YES!!! on Low-Tech Cell Phone Blocking · · Score: 1

    The more important you believe yourself to be, the less important you actually are?....hm, seems to work on most test buffoons around here........

  14. Re:HELL YES!!! on Low-Tech Cell Phone Blocking · · Score: 1

    Tell Me!!! I want my car to vibrate!!

  15. Re:May be a good thing if... on Lindows - What do Linux Users Really Think? · · Score: 1
    I would choose...-,

    "AAAARGH!!! Strangle! Kick! Fold, spindle, mutilate!"

    every time.

  16. Re:I think I've fallen into Bizarro World. on Star Trek: Nemesis Trailer to Premiere Tonight · · Score: 1
    Ah, but (a) The Laws Of Thermodynamics (TM) viz q.v are what (b) Perpetual Motion Machines (Inc) etc contravene.....

    GONK! GONK!! GONK!!!

  17. Re:RIAA and MPAA exempted? on UK Parliament to ban DoS Attacks · · Score: 1

    Hell no! The PM supports rave culture and has the biggest P2P server in London - second only to the one Prince Harry is putting together. That's what this Bill is all about ;->

  18. Re:Warchalking? on Warchalking Visual Cues To Urban WLANs · · Score: 1

    Damn ! That should read THERAPIST INSIDE you
    dork!!

  19. Re:I, like many scientists, am a skeptic on Scotland: Aliens' Official Favorite Destination · · Score: 1

    Maybe it's the alien handshake..

  20. Re:Possible Conclusions on Scotland: Aliens' Official Favorite Destination · · Score: 1

    Could be that the Scottish Tourist board has really done a good job this year..

  21. Re:And this would prove what? on Northwest Airlines Wants Eye-Scan Check-in · · Score: 1

    If your eyes are too close together, you aren't going anywhere, evil freak!!

  22. Re:The moon is a dead end on ESA Holds Workshop On Lunar Base Design · · Score: 1

    According to my "Lusers Gide to Thee Yooniverse" 2024 edition, the moon is classified as a cul-de-sac. Not quite the same thing, but just as dusty.

  23. Re:Not True :Re:Why this love with airships? on Giant Firefighting Blimp · · Score: 1

    The R101 blew up, the R100 didn't. Anyway, the point is it costs nothing to keep the Blimpship UP in the air, in terms of fuel. That's the attraction over heavier than air ships.

  24. Re:Texas ? on Evidence Found of Lake, Catastrophic Flood on Mars · · Score: 2, Funny

    Greennecks.

  25. Re:The good old days on Cheap Cell Phone Cameras · · Score: 1

    It would at least be useful for kidnappers who hate the sight of blood.