User: hplasm

Re:If it looks like a duck and sounds like a duck.

On: Spyware Maker Sues Detection Firm

Unless it's *NEW* *Duck Emulator V1.0* !!! TADA!!!

Runs on Linux.

Re:Technically it should not matter

On: U.S. Scientists Call for a Time Change

I've seen one of these high-precision clocks in the US. It had a display on the fron flashing "12:00"...

Re:Answer: This is truly evil

On: Sony DRM Installs a Rootkit?

Jeff Minter works for Sony now?

Re:does the DMCA...

On: USCO Reviewing DMCA Anti-Circumvention Clause

..that which is not expressly allowed is not permitted..

Can't remember where that comes from, but it's getting that way :

Re:soda

On: Transparent Aluminum a Reality

Sugar-free drinks in cans? No wasps.

Re:Well it clearly matters to some people...

On: Good bye Dark Matter, Hello General Relativity

I think you support him, as he is pointing out the "fact" is wrong.

Re:Where would we be if humans were satisfied w/ n

On: Ray Kurzweil's "The Singularity is Near"

Life is designed to make you appreciate the long dead time more, when it comes..

This is the new Windows

On: Microsoft Invents A 'Play-Once Only' DVD

distribution media.

Re:I'm sure the kids at Google are bright but

On: Google And NASA To Collaborate On Technology

How in the heck can a search engine help NASA? What could Google possibly offer?

http://www.worldwidemetric.com/metcal.htm

Ob Simpson's Quote...

On: Google And NASA To Collaborate On Technology

Whaaaa????

/Moe

Re:Chair upgrade!

On: Google And NASA To Collaborate On Technology

That will stop the inflated Ball-mer from throwing them around, shouting "I'll Kill NASA!!"

Re:but desktops can deliver something else...

On: The Decline Of The Desktop

That's what my boss used to say every time we asked for a portable terminal. Tight bastard!

Re:"...the owner installs on his cell phone"

On: TPM Security Chip For Your Cell Phone

"I'm a girl, you insensitive clod!"

You being a girl on /. intrigues me, and I wish to subscribe to your photo album..

Re:This just in...

On: Armed Dolphins Released Into Gulf of Mexico

...to which the President replied:-

"Oook Ook Ooooook!! Ook Ook Ooooook! Eeek! Eek! Oo oo oo ook!!"

Film at 11.

Re:Watch out for Puff Daddy

On: Dell Launches Flash Music Player

Wow. Nobody got this. At all. :=|

Re:I've said it once...

On: EC Reviews New Complaints Against Microsoft

Probably- and not all Indian either..

Re:Tinfoil hat, but...

On: Creating Artificial Proteins

Note that excriment from such a radioactive being would set off detectors (and leave you with a large fine here in the US).

"Hey Buddy! You can't leave that glowing turd there!!!"

Oh the imagery..

Re:I've said it once...

On: EC Reviews New Complaints Against Microsoft

" electricity, phones, internet, cars, planes, etc. etc." Pah. All Indian!

Re:Tounge Twister

On: EC Reviews New Complaints Against Microsoft

For everyone-"Ow!! get your foot off my Tounge! it's all twisted, and I needed it straight for some pr0n story!!!"

Re:Global Warming on Mars?

On: Mars Orbiter Sees Changes

Mostly...

ps. Thanks for your input, inspiring my new sig :>

Re:Global Warming on Mars?

On: Mars Orbiter Sees Changes

Maybe it's just someone (http://www.venganza.org/) thawing out a new home for us ready for the time this one is uninhabitable..

Yay the Noodly Appendage!.. for it moves in mysterious ways.

Re:Good Design

On: NASA's New Shuttle

Thanks. I havn't sorted sound out on this laptop yet, so missed a lot from the FA :)

Re:Good

On: Opera Free as in Beer

Unsurprisingly, this still works ok using Opera :) Well, it would, wouldn't it!

Re:Good Design

On: NASA's New Shuttle

"One big change from the Sat-V is that ALL engines fire on launch.

First stage engines only, I trust!! But seriously, why does this differ from Saturn V?

Re:Good

On: Opera Free as in Beer

What browser are you using? It works fine in Opera 8.02...