There are plenty of people with their faces poorly encoded into QR codes. I've seen many on people's avatars. There's even a website that does this for you. I couldn't get mine to be recognisable though:(
I've also seen the BBC characters visible on a QR code, so it can be done.
Listen buddy. Gas is 4 bucks gallon and I only get 12mpg at 85mph. So here's what I'm going to do. I'm going drive at 55mph and I'm going to get 18mpg. If you don't like it, you can overtake me and look at my middle finger at the same time.
Simple as that.
Yee Haw.
I now feel colourfully dirty. My favourite type of dirty.
My daughter, as a toddler, had one earache after another. Every time the doctor examined her ears, there was nothing wrong. Eventually he prescribed homoeopathic pills, on the NHS, it's not a new thing here. The pills looked and tasted like mints. The earaches stopped.
I'm no fan of magic and witchcraft. I know it was something other than earache but those pills worked.
Tell the colleagues? Most of my friends don't even know I'm a mental headcase. They think I'm someone who's moody one day, comical genius the next. Fucked if I'm telling them about really dark days, the fantasies, and the repetitive thoughts. They'll lock their pets away when I visit!
>>To draw an analogy, it's like trying to grow a forest by transplanting seedlings, without considering issues like soil quality, moisture, or environment.
Bollocks. Trees grow everywhere here. The main problem with growing trees here is the foreign imports thinking they can grow the tallest.
>>What is the infrastructure in London like?
25% of the population live there. What do you think?
>>Is there easy and direct access to roads, or is there draconian limits on driving in the city[?]
Driving in London? Yeah, good one. Who the fuck drives in London?
>>Is there universal access to high-speed internet, or are there restrictions on what you can do with your net connection?
We've just delivered 24 streaming 1080p channels of Olympics. How did that work in your country?
>>How easy is it to register a new business?
Piece of piss. But why would you need speed? Start your business, register it within 3 months, no problem.
>>Are there tax breaks for established businesses which newly-started businesses don't get?
No
>>Do existing businesses get political favors [sic] that the local pizza-shop doesn't have access to?
Yes. But why would the local pizza shop need environmental permits?
>>Does the society have a general feeling of tolerance for radical ideas?
Yes
>>Do they allow people to air radical ideas in the political forum?
Yes
>>Do the laws enforce restrictions on publishing truthful facts (such as libel/slander)?
Don't be a mug. Truthful facts? You're spouting bollocks again.
>>Does the society allow free exchange of ideas and reworking and improvement of the ideas of others (as the fashion industry does), or do they promote draconian restrictions? (Note the size of the fashion industry which has no protections, versus the size of the music/movie industry which is very strict.)
You've loaded your question with bollocks again.
>>Does London allow people to go about freely and conduct affairs which do not harm others, or are people always monitored, afraid, "looking over their shoulders"?
There's no monitoring here. You're confusing CCTV cameras in local corner shops with ANPRs.
>>Is high-level crime punished at the same level as low-level? IOW, can rich business owners get away with serious crimes with impunity?
No and no.
High-crime, long sentences. Low-crime, community punishments, curfews, open prisons, fines
One night, eight years ago, down on the Cornish coast, we drank this sickly drink called Dooleys. In a moment of madness we placed a scrap of paper in the bottle with my email address and the words "Just for fun". Our small boat was pushed into the English Channel and we sailed out a mile before I lobbed the bottle overboard. Stupidity knows no bounds.
A month later I recieved an email.
The bottle had travelled all of two miles down the coast in that time, through one of the busiest shipping lanes in the world.
A crappy little rubber seal protected the data inside. Maybe it's not so hard to believe a cork could do a better job.:)
I used Rojadirecta before I found a better site. It was only when my 'better' site didn't stream a game I was after that I looked back to Rojadirecta.org and saw it was down.
Rojadirecta.se came to the rescue. I see there is a Rojadirecta.me too. When will these ban-hammer organisations learn? How long have we seen the same processes repeated over and over?
I don't give a shit about Hollywood or Poptastic music. I do give a shit about my sports.
If only they'd let me buy the stream on a Saturday afternoon. I only want to watch Tottenham Hotspur play. I cannot afford to travel to the game, even if I could get a ticket - their ground is full most weeks. I can afford a few quid to stream the game.
I pay for Sky Sports. I'm happy to pay for my sport. Let me give you more money, you fucking idiots.
You can use 911 in the UK. We have made allowances for the three Americans who travel here each year.
We also have 101 as our non-emergency emergency number, but no one uses it, as it only redirects you to the nearest police station and time is better spent pissing in the wind.
Having had sex before and after circumcision, I can say the sensation during sex increased afterwards. Only slightly, mind you.
Going commando, as I do during the summer, sometimes leads to rubbing against the fabric and sometimes leads to an erection. Sometimes. Normal boxer shorts - never noticed a problem.
I was cut 20 years ago. Shagged the wife a few thousand times since then. I know what I'm talking about.
I'll add to your post, as the context wouldn't mean much on other posts. Maybe it'll calm some other people's thoughts too.
UK born and bred, no religion apart from the FSM.
Cut at 19, a few years after I started my sex life, solely for the reason of my foreskin being too tight [for my enormous...]. Simple operation. In and out in an hour. I walked to a friend's house in the evening. 32 stitches. Back to work a week later, and it could have been earlier but hey, I was being paid whether I went in or not. No wanking for three weeks. Can you imagine that at 19?!?
Before and after? Obviously better after because that's why I had the operation, but in truth, no real difference. No problems with soreness, dryness, or sensitivety; maybe a little bit more sensitive, and that's a good thing.
The wife, although I didn't meet her until a couple of years later, prefers the look. She says it looks like a mini erect penis.
Friends? It's amazing how many blokes in the UK have had it done when someone admits to it. 50% in my circle of friends, all done because of tightness. Half of those performed in adulthood.
The worst part? In hospital I had a group of students watching the examination. Standing there with my trollies round my ankles being told to pull the foreskin back infront of everyone was not pleasant. The surgeon pointing at my foreskin with his pen, telling all the crowd he'd cut just below the tight point was not something I'd want to repeat ever. I still imagine the students writting reports on the operation and that report still sitting on a hard drive somewhere.
Sorry, I had to Google Torx, then I realised I have 10 sets of them at home, all unused. If you've ever bought an electric screwdriver in the UK, you probably have a complete set of Torx bits, probably 10.
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After I'm gone you want to place a QR code on my gravestone?
Over my dead body.
There are plenty of people with their faces poorly encoded into QR codes. I've seen many on people's avatars. There's even a website that does this for you. I couldn't get mine to be recognisable though :(
I've also seen the BBC characters visible on a QR code, so it can be done.
Let me have a another go:
Listen buddy. Gas is 4 bucks gallon and I only get 12mpg at 85mph. So here's what I'm going to do. I'm going drive at 55mph and I'm going to get 18mpg. If you don't like it, you can overtake me and look at my middle finger at the same time.
Simple as that.
Yee Haw.
I now feel colourfully dirty. My favourite type of dirty.
I wonder why it's called a speed limit and not a speed target.
I wonder.
Google released a report a year or so back. I'm sure the figures they quoted showed 1-2% extra CPU usage.
Easier...
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I'm an honest passanger! I'll take a crate!
Any chance I could have the Aspartame-free version? I hear it's dangerous.
They care when their phone starts reporting "no room". I've used 7.5gb in nine months - all pictures and videos. Other people take pictures too.
And if no one cares about SD cards, how come I'm always giving away my old 1gb, 2gb and 4gb cards?
It treats earache too.
My daughter, as a toddler, had one earache after another. Every time the doctor examined her ears, there was nothing wrong. Eventually he prescribed homoeopathic pills, on the NHS, it's not a new thing here. The pills looked and tasted like mints. The earaches stopped.
I'm no fan of magic and witchcraft. I know it was something other than earache but those pills worked.
And the rest of the world will get an S3 gratis on contract.
$199? seriously?
No shit. One bad comment against him and I didn't get to mod for 12 months.
Tell the colleagues? Most of my friends don't even know I'm a mental headcase. They think I'm someone who's moody one day, comical genius the next. Fucked if I'm telling them about really dark days, the fantasies, and the repetitive thoughts. They'll lock their pets away when I visit!
It's a really bad idea.
Have another coffee... Great times!
And then Dave asks if you can get movies, and you can so you do. Then Dave starts asking more and more.
"Listen Dave, I don't mind getting you the odd DVD, but seven times a week is asking a lot"
"I'll pay you"
And so it begins.
I don't buy feather arse ticklers from South America!We have so much in common. Let's exchange Facebooks.
>>To draw an analogy, it's like trying to grow a forest by transplanting seedlings, without considering issues like soil quality, moisture, or environment.
Bollocks. Trees grow everywhere here. The main problem with growing trees here is the foreign imports thinking they can grow the tallest.
>>What is the infrastructure in London like?
25% of the population live there. What do you think?
>>Is there easy and direct access to roads, or is there draconian limits on driving in the city[?]
Driving in London? Yeah, good one. Who the fuck drives in London?
>>Is there universal access to high-speed internet, or are there restrictions on what you can do with your net connection?
We've just delivered 24 streaming 1080p channels of Olympics. How did that work in your country?
>>How easy is it to register a new business?
Piece of piss. But why would you need speed? Start your business, register it within 3 months, no problem.
>>Are there tax breaks for established businesses which newly-started businesses don't get?
No
>>Do existing businesses get political favors [sic] that the local pizza-shop doesn't have access to?
Yes. But why would the local pizza shop need environmental permits?
>>Does the society have a general feeling of tolerance for radical ideas?
Yes
>>Do they allow people to air radical ideas in the political forum?
Yes
>>Do the laws enforce restrictions on publishing truthful facts (such as libel/slander)?
Don't be a mug. Truthful facts? You're spouting bollocks again.
>>Does the society allow free exchange of ideas and reworking and improvement of the ideas of others (as the fashion industry does), or do they promote draconian restrictions? (Note the size of the fashion industry which has no protections, versus the size of the music/movie industry which is very strict.)
You've loaded your question with bollocks again.
>>Does London allow people to go about freely and conduct affairs which do not harm others, or are people always monitored, afraid, "looking over their shoulders"?
There's no monitoring here. You're confusing CCTV cameras in local corner shops with ANPRs.
>>Is high-level crime punished at the same level as low-level? IOW, can rich business owners get away with serious crimes with impunity?
No and no.
High-crime, long sentences.
Low-crime, community punishments, curfews, open prisons, fines
Foreign culture via the TV. Oh yes, we know that only too well.
One night, eight years ago, down on the Cornish coast, we drank this sickly drink called Dooleys. In a moment of madness we placed a scrap of paper in the bottle with my email address and the words "Just for fun". Our small boat was pushed into the English Channel and we sailed out a mile before I lobbed the bottle overboard. Stupidity knows no bounds.
:)
A month later I recieved an email.
The bottle had travelled all of two miles down the coast in that time, through one of the busiest shipping lanes in the world.
A crappy little rubber seal protected the data inside. Maybe it's not so hard to believe a cork could do a better job.
What lost money?
I used Rojadirecta before I found a better site. It was only when my 'better' site didn't stream a game I was after that I looked back to Rojadirecta.org and saw it was down.
Rojadirecta.se came to the rescue. I see there is a Rojadirecta.me too. When will these ban-hammer organisations learn? How long have we seen the same processes repeated over and over?
I don't give a shit about Hollywood or Poptastic music. I do give a shit about my sports.
If only they'd let me buy the stream on a Saturday afternoon. I only want to watch Tottenham Hotspur play. I cannot afford to travel to the game, even if I could get a ticket - their ground is full most weeks. I can afford a few quid to stream the game.
I pay for Sky Sports. I'm happy to pay for my sport. Let me give you more money, you fucking idiots.
We call it The Queen's English and it is the true form of English.
Sumit ta do wiv dat Shakingspear bloke, me finks.
You can use 911 in the UK. We have made allowances for the three Americans who travel here each year.
We also have 101 as our non-emergency emergency number, but no one uses it, as it only redirects you to the nearest police station and time is better spent pissing in the wind.
I've found that to be the quickest way of being accused of something.
"Chocolates? But it's not even my brithday. What have you broken?"
I jest. It's more like:
"Chocolates? Is it that time of year again? I'll shave my legs."
I jest.
I wish.
See my previous post.
Having had sex before and after circumcision, I can say the sensation during sex increased afterwards. Only slightly, mind you.
Going commando, as I do during the summer, sometimes leads to rubbing against the fabric and sometimes leads to an erection. Sometimes. Normal boxer shorts - never noticed a problem.
I was cut 20 years ago. Shagged the wife a few thousand times since then. I know what I'm talking about.
I'll add to your post, as the context wouldn't mean much on other posts. Maybe it'll calm some other people's thoughts too.
UK born and bred, no religion apart from the FSM.
Cut at 19, a few years after I started my sex life, solely for the reason of my foreskin being too tight [for my enormous...]. Simple operation. In and out in an hour. I walked to a friend's house in the evening. 32 stitches. Back to work a week later, and it could have been earlier but hey, I was being paid whether I went in or not. No wanking for three weeks. Can you imagine that at 19?!?
Before and after? Obviously better after because that's why I had the operation, but in truth, no real difference. No problems with soreness, dryness, or sensitivety; maybe a little bit more sensitive, and that's a good thing.
The wife, although I didn't meet her until a couple of years later, prefers the look. She says it looks like a mini erect penis.
Friends? It's amazing how many blokes in the UK have had it done when someone admits to it. 50% in my circle of friends, all done because of tightness. Half of those performed in adulthood.
The worst part? In hospital I had a group of students watching the examination. Standing there with my trollies round my ankles being told to pull the foreskin back infront of everyone was not pleasant. The surgeon pointing at my foreskin with his pen, telling all the crowd he'd cut just below the tight point was not something I'd want to repeat ever. I still imagine the students writting reports on the operation and that report still sitting on a hard drive somewhere.
NB: Post not checked for spelling or puns.
So, it's safe for adults and there's no reason to keep the ban?
Ah! Star bits!
Sorry, I had to Google Torx, then I realised I have 10 sets of them at home, all unused. If you've ever bought an electric screwdriver in the UK, you probably have a complete set of Torx bits, probably 10.