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  1. So one person fell back.. on A Linux User Goes Back · · Score: 1

    Linux is still the best solution, just look at these numbers!

    Recidivism rates after three and a half years:
    Acts of Violence: 37%
    Theft of Property: 52%
    Abuse of Drugs: 51%
    Using Microsoft: 1/18,000,000=0.000005%

    These are my sources, and this is my .sig
    http://www.dc.state.fl.us/pub/recidivism/fac tors.h tml
    http://counter.li.org/estimates.php

  2. I plan to use it for games. on Anonymous Will Award $200,000 for Xbox Linux · · Score: 1

    Namely XBill! :)

  3. I'm really sorry, but I have to on Mobile Phone in Your Teeth! · · Score: 1
    I know, I know. but still, here's the classic joke about this:

    A norwegian salesman was at a symposium abroad. At lunchtime, he sat down by two sleak business guys, one american and one japanese. They ate their food and dicussed the place and the technology showcased.
    Suddenly the american stuck a thumb in his ear and started talking into his pinky. When he was done, the other asked "What's up with that?". "Ahh, I just got a call." said the american, "I had a cellphone implanted in my hand. The speakers in the thumb and the microphone in the pinky."
    A few minutes later, the japanese started talking to himself. "What's up with you?" they asked. "Ah, I just got a call", he said[This is why this isn't entirly off topic *laughing nervously*]. "I had a cellphone implanted in my brain, the microphone's in my tooth and the speaker's in my ear."
    The norwegian felt a bit left out, since he didn't have any ultra cool gadgets. Suddenly he stood up and farted a big one. "Hey, what's up with that?!" the others asked. "Ahh" the norwegian said, "I just sent a fax."

  4. Better than nothing on Java Thrown Back in Windows, For Now · · Score: 1
    It's better than nothing.. Why? Because now those install-anywhere packages might have a shot at working on windows. The only thing you have to do is write the first part in 1.1 AWT and if os.name equals windows, download the j2re 1.4 and install it behind the scenes.

    So what if the Windows users will have to wait an hour extra, it's not like they're not used to it :)

  5. I'm thinking of changing on AllTheWeb Claims Bigger Index Than Google · · Score: 1
    ..from google to alltheweb just because of google's Hacker language setting (which I find highly offensive)

    I emailed Google a while back about the possiblity of changing the label from 'Hacker' to 'H4x0r' (meaning script kiddie of course).. They said they had people calling themselves hackers (in the true sense) so they would concider it. Guess not. Bah.

  6. They call him Bloop on Move Over Nessie, Here Comes Bloop · · Score: 1
    To make sure we don't start labelling Bloop as a monster and hunt him down, here's his new theme song to underline size, loudness and independence :)

    They call him Bloop, Bloop, bigger than whales
    no-one you see, is louder than he,
    and we know Bloop, lives in a world of choice,
    making loud bloop noise, under the sea!


    This is my .sigh...

  7. Re:Satellites? on Garage Tinkerers Claim Wireless Last-Mile Solution · · Score: 1
    (all the history channel ever shows is WWII crap over and over and over...but that's another story)

    Yes, they do say history repeats itself.

  8. I can see it now on Milky Way Leaves Devastation in its Wake · · Score: 0, Redundant

    The Milky Way destroys a star cluster, and lots of aliens rush in, inhabit the cluster, claim to have permanent physical damage and sue us for all we're worth.

  9. Hotels with Internet Access on Travelling with Wireless in Europe? · · Score: 1
    Most of SAS' hotels have internet access. Though SAS (Scandinavian Airlines) is based in Scandinavia, they have airport hotels all over europe. They're known for their quality-over-cost approach to everything, and have recently begun to build out internet access everywhere, be it their hotels or their airport lounges.

    Afaik, the access in the hotel rooms is ethernet, while airport lounges is wireless. They are sure to litter the check-in counter with brochures of everything that's available.

    It costs like hell though.
    A coworkers six year old daughter managed to get billed for 80 euros after saying yes to some messages (hotel's internet messages, not porn :p)

  10. Oh no! on Turkey Regulates The Internet Out of Existance · · Score: 1
    What will this do to the online kebab commerce?

    Seriously though, people need information. If they can't get it, they make it up.
    And if you ask me, the latter is by far the most dangerous. Online news can be heavily biased, but they're based on reality. Fantasies of oppressed people are not.

  11. The CNN story on KPNQwest Files for Bankruptcy · · Score: 2, Informative
  12. A dimension too many on Targeted Worm Hits Kazaa's Network · · Score: 1

    The actual contents of the post was point out that a kill-all solution is applied to a group that some concider to be bad, like christian claims of homosexuality and aids.

    Guess I added a dimension too much. I'm sorry.

  13. WiFi networks everywhere on WiFi & Cellular Unite · · Score: 4, Funny
    Seems wifi is popping up everywhere, so anyone with a laptop can get access anywhere...

    It's just that people who need constant access aren't really the kind of people who like to go outside :)

    Sharp Light! Sharp liiight!

  14. Write only memory? on April 1, 1972: Write Only Memory · · Score: 5, Funny

    You mean like the windows registry?

    Crap goes in, but doesn't seem to go out until you have to reinstall a month later :)

  15. Suggested improvement for the article on DeCSS' Continuing Saga · · Score: 0
    DeCSS is a computer program designed to defeat an encryption-based copy protection system known as the Content Scramble System, or CSS, which is employed to encrypt and protect the copyrighted motion pictures contained on DVDs.

    "DeCSS is a computer program designed to allow users to choose an operating system and play the DVDs they purchase on it without being forced to donate $89.99 and a perfectly good computer to the Microsoft Monopoly."

  16. Reliability of P2P on Open Content Network (P2P meets Open Source) · · Score: 0
    I've never been a fan of P2P.
    It's not that P2P is a bad technology, it's just that the 'P' usually stands for 'People'.

    For a network to be stable, you need devoted individuals and groups. The Internet is built upon such groups, because it takes a couple of bucks and some configuration to set up a web site. This weeds out 95% of the users who want to set up domains. The 5% remain those devoted to the cause. And those who really want to, are those who are more likely to build a good site. A stable service.

    Now, if the bar is lowered so that every yahoo with an internet connection can download a program that sets them up as part of a network, it will be like letting people print their own driving certificates.

    Of course, a site costs lots of money, and very few people actually contribute financially (there's that 95% weedout again), so P2P might be the answer. But don't expect stability.

    And please don't get me started on the traffic overhead and exploitability.

  17. If I was... on Targeted Worm Hits Kazaa's Network · · Score: 0
    ...an RIAA supporting cynical bastard, I'd say they deserve it.

    They deserve it.

  18. Irony. on Targeted Worm Hits Kazaa's Network · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Isn't it ironic that these people, who are parasites on the belly of the commercial bear, now have a worm of their own? If I were christian, I'd say this is the solution like aids to the homosexuals.

  19. Re:Simple on Migrating Your Office from Windows to Linux? · · Score: 1
    Who knows, maybe a miracle will happen and M$ will develop Office for Linux (who's laughing now?)

    I am.

    and I'll probably won't stop chuckling till next week :)