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  1. first post is easy dude on Commander Keen: 13 Years Later · · Score: -1

    just do it for 4am stories

  2. 'revamped ' gta1 = bugggy piece of shit on Commander Keen: 13 Years Later · · Score: -1

    i can run the game once after installation, then every time after that, it changes the resolution, removes the start menu, and the game crashes silently. but it works fine the first time. fucked beyond belief.

  3. Umm, no on U.S. Jobs Jumping Ship · · Score: -1

    To get to Canada, you have to be desirable. Speaking more than one or two languages, in-demand skills , education, and so on. To get to America, you just jump the Mexican border, go on a swim, or contact your local Triad...

  4. Motazedian is an Iranian name on Flowing Water Discovered on Mars · · Score: -1

    If you believe this story, then you're a terrorist. DEATH TO TERRORISTS!!!!!

  5. No racist trolls about ... on Benetton Clothing to Carry RFID Tags · · Score: -1

    United Colors of Benetton ads? How old are you trolls, 15? This stuff is great! Thank you holycross.edu for allowing me to rip your pictures off :

    Ain't that cute Notice that America and Russia are both black. Don't try to analyze why they're both black, it's to make people yap and sell clothes, dumbass. Not that I can disagree.

    Harry Potter and Mr. GQ about to fuck each others brains out An alternative view is that Jews and Muslims will live in peace, but I don't buy it.

    HOLY FUCK! Bet you weren't expecting that, eh? You thought they were all so prudish in the late 80s, didn't you? Anyways, United Colors of Benetton is famous for these black/white ads - they milked them for all they're worth.

    Albino

    Poverty

    By 1996, they've sort of ran out of things to shock us with. The excising of shock begins.

    Finally, having lost their ability to shock, they gain the ability to embarass us - that is to say, we feel embarassd for them. Oh how witty, how clever!

    ---------

    The end.

    Moral of the story, United Colors of Benetton was an evil, exploitative corporation, but for my money, their earlier ad campaigns expose our world for the lifeless, viewless, shockless mind-numbing wasteland it is.

  6. Re:Don't worry about his bandwidth bill.... on A 3D Animation of Kernel Source Development · · Score: -1

    Good one :)

  7. hehehe..chump. on A 3D Animation of Kernel Source Development · · Score: -1

    And you geeks wonder why everyone else hates you.

  8. You've still got the touch on Half Mast · · Score: -1

    Got any writing tips?

  9. Sweet Mother of Jesus that's an obvious hoax on Sun To Use AMD Mobile Processor In Blade Servers · · Score: -1

    Either that, or Sun stock will go from its current pathetic value all the way down to penny stock in a couple of days...AMD chips are utterly useless for even a person's desktop. They go down like your momma.

  10. Me three on Advice You Would Give to Your 12 Year-Old Self? · · Score: -1

    Only Heinlein book I could stomach. I don't really remember much except the firewalking, and living forever with (Magdalene?) selling ice cream... God as great deceiver... everything in between is a bit of a blur now. Come to think of it, I wish I had that book now, have to write an essay on Descartes...

  11. Show me on Baby Bell Deregulation Bill Fails To Pass In Kansas · · Score: -1

    The throatse's person's entire naked body. Plz and Thx. PS if it's a guy, don't. Bai.

  12. Everything Kansas does is wrong! on Baby Bell Deregulation Bill Fails To Pass In Kansas · · Score: -1

    Therefore, we must deregulate everything, including water, air, and the creation of human fetuses. Only then will we truly be free

  13. Yes, indeed. on League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen Trailer · · Score: -1

    Comic books are known to attract the social tards. And in your case, apparently, the pseudo-intellects as well.

  14. And born-here French women... on Some Geek Guides for Dating · · Score: -1

    While I'm not American, I can see the archetype of the American woman here nowadays too (when "American woman" was written by a Canadian, American culture hadn't yet totally begun to dominate Ontario and Alberta, two rich provinces who have leeched distinct but equally offensive American culture from their respective Southern neighbour states) and I have to say, French girls just seem immune to the nastiness. Screw those British descendent Protestant fuck-ups.

  15. I think ou're being willfully blind... on Some Geek Guides for Dating · · Score: -1

    I'd say an absofuckinglutly enormous portion of male Engineering students are, while maybe not gay, enjoy the pleasures of the same sex. At least,that's what it seems when I keep overhearing and talking to my Engineering friends...

  16. Cute on Democracy in the Dark? · · Score: -1

    You're like the ying to my yang. Just don't ask me if you can suck my cock.

  17. You forgot the punchline on NASA: Evidence Favors Infinitely Expanding Universe · · Score: 0, Funny

    French Pussy : Priceless

  18. I love your "accidental" misspelling of whole on Build Your Own LCD Bus Schedule · · Score: 0, Funny

    Slick.

  19. Today was, surely... on Priest Brews in Washing Machine · · Score: -1

    The day of a thousand first posts

    *Queue Eery Music*

  20. Perl on Priest Brews in Washing Machine · · Score: -1

    The choice of an old generation of self-taught hacks.

  21. Monsieur Hallon is ... on Dealing with Employers Who Perform Credit Checks? · · Score: -1

    apparently a member of the Libertian party of Quebec. I don't know about you, but I find they have a bad tendency to mix half truthes and out and out lies.

    Not that I disagree about the very expensive houses in Canada, but everything else he's saying sounds like total bullshit.

  22. You little loser on A Sound Server For X · · Score: -1

    Advertising some piece of shit product and lying about it.

  23. You know.... on Strong Bad Creators Interviewed · · Score: -1

    If you weren't a dumbass, you would have enrolled in Mass Communications and gotten your 4.0 then gone to Law School. But your adversarial (SP! DONT EVEN THINK OF CORRECTING MY SPELLING, YOU PEDANTIC AUTISTIC ASSHOLE) tone leads me to believe that your genetics suit you for help desk, janitorial services, construction, landscaping, and the like. Enjoy.

  24. Hah on Updated Information On Columbia Shuttle Tragedy · · Score: -1

    Iraq would have gained a lot of American sympathy by mouring their loss.

    Yeah, just like Iran gained a lot of sympathy when they held vigils for the victims of the September 11th, 2001 terrorist attacks.

    Oh wait, you've never heard of them!

  25. hahaha... on Top of the Crops 2002 · · Score: 0

    I love all of those really fancy crop circles. Hey, wasn't there a movie out this summer? And don't movie marketers often do "subversive" things to get word of mouth going? And let me guess, all the stylist crop circles stopped after the movie came out? Is there a DVD coming out soon? Better check out a farm near you!