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  1. Re:Nicely expandable. on Intel Unveils Tiny Next Unit of Computing To Match Raspberry Pi · · Score: 2

    I think my user account dates back to late 1998, though I might have read the site for a while before finally registering. There never really was a Golden Age of Slashdot, when all the stories were relevant, the summaries were factual (and properly edited), and the submissions were timely. It's pretty much always been the same as today, though the summaries sometimes do seem a bit more trollish these days. Of course, that's probably the fault of the submitters.

    If you go back and read the journal entries and comments from the early days, you'll see that people had much the same concerns back then that they have today: dupes, poor editing of the submissions, flamebait articles, inaccurate summaries, more dupes, and Jon Katz. It's difficult to state how much Jon Katz was hated and reviled. In fact, now that I have no one to focus my Two Minutes Hate on any more, I do feel a bit empty.

  2. I really should have thought about that before I made my post, because you've definitely got a point. However, as disturbing as that scenario is, it hasn't been done explicitly for entertainment purposes. It also lacks the crass commercialization of a Hollywood movie, with the requisite viral marketing and merchandising tie-ins. Just think: little toy mushroom clouds for the kids! There's some real potential here for a producer with vision.

  3. Re:Decadence on Discovery Channel Crashes a Boeing 727 For Science Documentary (latimes.com) · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I don't know about you, but I'm kind of excited about the thought of a small third world nation having a nuclear bomb dropped on it, so that I can be entertained. I'm not heartless. The people would be evacuated first, of course. All of this would be captured by an award-winning director (I'm gunning for James Cameron), who would be free to add some drama and story to the action. If we find a poor enough nation, we should be able to pull this off for around a billion US dollars. Seeing as how Cameron has proved that he can pull in a billion dollars already, this should be doable.

    I say, if we're going to be decadent, it's time to go all the way.

  4. Re:Local government a petty psychotic tyranny? on Facebook 'Likes' Aren't Protected Speech · · Score: 1

    Yeah, maybe the true story here is that someone actually thought their local government wasn't a fascist dictatorship.

  5. Re:Really should be a penalty on House Passes CISPA · · Score: 1

    I agree. I think we need a mechanism for citizens to sue their representatives for treasonous legislation. The problem, of course, is that uncompromising ideologues will clog the court system with such protests. I'm sure there's a working solution, but it probably wouldn't be easy to implement. Anyways, it's probably idealistic and naive to expect that it would even accomplish anything, even if it did get implemented.

  6. Re:PhD, xkcd and Penny Arcade on Ph.D Webcomic Gets Adapted Into Feature Film · · Score: 5, Funny

    The part that confuses me is that I got modded up.

    The disturbing thing is that someone out there agrees with me, but only when I phrase it in the most trollish and asshole-ish way possible. Whoever you are, I appreciate your moderation points, but you need to take a step back and think about whether you've made the right decisions in your life. You're modding up an overt troll made by a bipolar poster who's off his medication and thinks it's hilariously funny to flame people on Slashdot. If you're OK with this, then I'm OK with it, too. But you need to think long and hard about this.

  7. Re:PhD, xkcd and Penny Arcade on Ph.D Webcomic Gets Adapted Into Feature Film · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Are you kidding? xkcd is total shit. Let me sum it up for you: whimsical stick figures white knighting on the internet!!!!! But with pop culture references!!!!! LOLOLOLOL. Penny Arcade is better, but the blogs are frequently better than the actual strips. PhD comics is alright, but it's not exactly what I'd call great.

    Let me introduce you to a real webcomic: The Parking Lot is Full.

    Honorable mention to Gone with the Blastwave, Sexy Losers, and Perry Bible Fellowship, even though PBF is a pretty much a ripoff of PLIF. Still, it ripped off the best, so it gets an honorable mention.

    If you're into insipid, warmed-over Monty Python references and "internet culture", then SMBC is probably what you're looking for. It's alright. It's shitloads better than xkcd, at least. And there's no desperate, low self-esteem white-knighting, which is a huge bonus. There's also Bob the Angry Flower, if you crave nerd humor that's got more substance than someone making fucking graphs.

    I could mention a few others, but I was never that big a fan of Ghastly's Ghastly Comic (maybe you need to be a weeaboo to really love tentacle rape jokes... and Sexy Losers did it all first). There's also Subnormality, if you don't mind preachy, TL;DR strips about the totally wacky and off-the-wall adventures of a sphinx that -- get this -- likes to EAT PEOPLE!!!! LOL. What craziness!

    But, really, xkcd is total shit.

  8. Re:Great. Just Great. on Florian Mueller Outs Himself As Oracle Employee · · Score: 1

    There's always some scandal that's got Slashdot frothing at the mouth. We do so love our Two Minutes Hate.

    To be fair, I suppose any community of rabid fanboys has the potential to devolve into a cult-like atmosphere. God knows the Amiga was pretty close to that, for a while, and I loved the Amiga. Anyways, I've owned a Mac or two in the past, and I'm not morally opposed to owning another one; the community was a bit freaky, however.

  9. Doom has a certain stigma attached to it, especially when depressed, alienated teens obsessively play it...

  10. Re:I like this on Pay Less If You're a Nice Person: Valve's Freemium Model For DOTA 2 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If you talk to a real-life sociopath, you'll actually hear this from them, sometimes.

    In a normal personal, the psychological gymnastics necessary to rationalize your behavior in this way would be truly amazing. In sociopaths, it seems to come naturally.

  11. Re:Great. Just Great. on Florian Mueller Outs Himself As Oracle Employee · · Score: 1

    Same here. Wikipedia calls that a gadfly, which I think fits better than "troll". In my mind, there's a difference what the GNAA does (as amusing as they are, they have no higher purpose, and they exist merely to annoy others) and that of good faith devil's advocate. Still, trolling for a higher social cause is still trolling, so I usually just skip the rationalizations and fancy words. A troll's a troll.

    Perhaps 15 year old trolls eventually turn into 40 year old gadflies... and then 60 year old cranky old men.

  12. Re:Great. Just Great. on Florian Mueller Outs Himself As Oracle Employee · · Score: 2

    It depends. If you're a persuasive writer, you can probably get modded up by saying anything. I've done quite a few experiments, to see how my comments would get modded. In most cases, I found that repeating the Slashdot groupthink will get you modded up, regardless of content. Simply being disagreeable tends to get you modded down quickly. Using reverse psychology works so well, that it's almost like cheating. All you need to do is preface your comment with, "I know I'll get modded down for this, but..." Some freethinking rebel will take the challenge and prove that he's open-minded by modding you up. It almost never fails. It's gotten to the point where I roll my eyes whenever I see that phrase in a post, because I know it's going to shoot up to (score: 5, interesting) in minutes.

    It's true, you can get modded up, if you take the time to support your beliefs and assertions, but it's also true that simply repeating Slashdot groupthink will get you modded up even more easily and rapidly. Often, the most trite comments possible ("Fuck the RIAA!") get the most attention, while thoughtful and insightful posts often languish in obscurity, because they took too long to write, they were posted anonymously, and/or they forgot to use reverse psychology.

    In the end, it's not really all that important, because karma is meaningless and few people on the internet (or real life, for that matter, I suppose) are even interested in thoughtful debate; they'd rather angrily repeat slogans and prepared "factoids" at each other in endless arguments. Once you realize that, it's difficult to resist becoming a troll and adding to the noise, though one could charitably call it "playing devil's advocate". Shades of gray, really.

  13. Re:Great. Just Great. on Florian Mueller Outs Himself As Oracle Employee · · Score: 2

    I've noticed this, too. As soon as you take what might be considered a controversial stance on some issue, you get hounded by people calling you a shill, because they can't conceive of how anyone could disagree with them without having been paid. I think this happens most often in highly insular communities with a strong degree of conformism (ie, groupthink). Unsurprisingly, Slashdot is quite prone to angry (and sometimes paranoid) howls of, "Shill! Shill!" I hate when conversations get derailed like that. For one thing, it's a logical fallacy. For another, it's an incredibly lazy way to silence dissent.

    I originally scoffed at the idea of armies of shills invading Slashdot. I think one or two of my older posts were like that, after I noticed a marked increase in accusations of shilling. Eventually, I had to admit that there were some controversial posters (InterestingFella, DCTech, or whatever he calls himself now) that even I suspected of being shills. I've since softened my stance to that of skepticism, rather than outright rejection. I still think it's unlikely that shills are hiding under every rock, waiting to spout their paid-for opinions in every story posted to Slashdot. I think most of the people that get accused of being a shill are merely enthusiastic fanboys, who don't even need to be paid! When you've got legions of zombie-like fanboys, why do you need shills? If they seem to all be reading from scripts, I'm still not convinced that they're shills. Apple fanboys, in particular, are known for repetitious use of Apple's marketing. It's like they have their brains scooped out and replaced by a marketing script that they read from. It's like a cult.

  14. Re:Ent Industry is making a hugely stupid mistake. on Dutch Pirate Party Dragging BREIN To Court · · Score: 1

    Instead of pioneering new, convenient, usable digital ways to distribute content (like free, ad-supported internet streaming of standard-def content over, say, Youtube or Vimeo), the Entertainment industry seems determined to forcibly shut down any alternative, ad-hoc digital distribution means that has sprung up (like P2P & Torrents).

    What about Hulu, Crackle, Vevo, etc? Aren't those exactly what you're asking for?

    Will the industry's sales and profits suddenly go up? Perhaps by a measly few percent (say 2 - 4%), as some of the people who used to get stuff free off the internet now grudgingly head to the entertainment store to buy a DVD or BluRay instead, or buy a few movies/shows on iTunes-like online services.

    I think you're pulling numbers out of your ass.

    The generation that grew up with P2P and Torrents will probably hate Hollywood/MPAA/RIAA for the rest of their lives, and likely consume as little Hollywood/U.S. made content as possible. It will probably do this just to hurt the MPAA/RIAA back.

    That's possible, but I doubt it. Just talk to a few random people, and you'll find that you share absolutely nothing in common in them. They don't give a shit about your concerns, and you probably don't give a shit about their concerns. My sister is one of those anti-vaccine, pro-organic people. She loves Apple and all of her iProducts. If you listen to her, all of the world's problems revolve around Monsanto, vaccines, and Windows PCs. She doesn't give a shit about patent trolls, DRM, Sony rootkits, or open source. Do you really think my sister is going to give a shit about your beef with the MPAA or RIAA?

  15. Re:Kickstarter will create sympathy for publishers on Will Kickstarter Launch a Gaming Renaissance? · · Score: 1

    That's some truly cynical and harsh commentary, but there's a large degree of truth to it. I'm trying to be cautiously optimistic about this whole Kickstarter fad, but I think a lot of idealistic, naive people are going to be very, very disappointed. It's amazing how many people donate to projects that have absolutely nothing to show for themselves, except a few paragraphs about how excited some developer is about his latest idea. If you're lucky, you might get a few details, such as the game engine being used, but that's about it. We'll see. It seems like people are projecting their hopes and desires on extremely vague promises, which is usually a recipe for disaster. However, many of the people involved in these projects are industry professionals with years of experience, so there's always hope.

    How many people would have donated to John Romero's Daikatana, if it had been a Kickstarter project?

  16. Re:Sensitive information? on U.S. Government Hires Company To Hack Into Video Game Consoles · · Score: 2

    A lot of people are asking, "What's the point? Why are they wasting their time doing this?" It makes me think that many people, if they saw a smartphone, a PC, and a game console, would take the PC and smartphone and perform data forensics on them, while leaving the game console behind. If that's the case, then it would certainly make sense to use the game console for one's crimes, essentially leaving the PC and smartphone as honeypots.

    In reality, I'm sure that the military and intelligence agencies are a lot more thorough than that, and this is them being as thorough as possible. If it were me, I'd probably set up a porn site (using steganography to share information) and communicate in violent video games, just because those forms of media are not traditionally associated with reactionary radicals (such as Christian abortion bombers and Muslim suicide bombers) and are often brushed off as symptoms of Western hedonism and moral decline. Sounds perfect to me. Of course, it breaks down when you're talking about atheistic anarchists (such as eco-terrorists), but I'm sure I could think of something.

  17. Re:The last thing they would care about on Here's What Facebook Sends the Cops In Response To a Subpoena · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Allegedly. Innocent until proven guilty.

  18. Re:Oh Great. on USGS Suggests Connection Between Seismic Activity and Fracking · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Don't worry. Some Libertarian think tank will surely release a study that proves that fracking is perfectly safe. That's the great thing about science: no matter what you believe, you can hire some think tank that will confirm and reinforce your biases. Some people may call that pseudo-science or shilling, but they lack the proper perspective to see that there's a dollar to be made.

  19. Re:monkeys throwing darts... on 1981 Paper's Predictions for Global Temperatures Spot-On · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There's a difference between a scientific theory that ends up correctly modeling reality for a long period of time and me just making wild guesses. However, a lot of people will conflate the two, saying that all those scientists were doing was making wild guesses that happened to pan out. This is the same kind of thing that creationists say, when they point out that evolution is "just a theory". It also allows them to create their own competing "theory", consisting of a bunch of mythological stories.

    Science is not just a bunch of old guys with wild hair who sit around, pulling shit out of their ass, and saying, "Hey, this sounds good. Let's go with this wild guess. The public will eat it up, and we'll get more grant money!"

  20. Re:I wish on MPAA Chief Dodd Hints At Talks To Revive SOPA · · Score: 1

    Come to think of it, you've got a point there.

    I'm usually more careful about throwing around the F word, but, in this case, I think it's clearly misapplied.

  21. Re:I wish on MPAA Chief Dodd Hints At Talks To Revive SOPA · · Score: 1

    You're advocating fascism.

  22. Re:I don't get it on Egypt Banned Porn, But How Much of the Internet Is That? · · Score: 1

    A friend of mine went to Egypt just before the "spring" for research purposes and told me afterwards that basically every stereotype was true. These are some of the most backward people on the planet. There lives are crappy, the government is corrupt, they feel oppressed (whether rightly so is a different matter) and they have a little book of divine rules. And they look at the world and see that the rules aren't followed and they think "if the people in power were pious Islamic people and if people would follow the rules in the book we wouldn't be in this mess". You can't expect good results to come out of a society like that.

    You could replace "Egypt" with "the South", and it'd be true of America, too.

    Next time they want to secede, I say we let them.

  23. Re:Mark Advertisements as Such on On Slashdot Video, We Hear You Loud and Clear · · Score: 1

    When you review something, do you have it provided for free, by the manufacturer? If so, do you give it back, when you're done reviewing it? Or do you keep it? These are very important questions.

    Many, many sites on the internet engage in highly questionable ethical practices, and it's only natural that people have become overly cynical. Back in the old days of Infoworld and PC Magazine, the reviewers were nothing more than industry shills who awarded every single product a 9/10 (if it crashed constantly or fell apart) or 10/10 (if it didn't crash constantly or made it to the end of the review without falling apart). They would even have advertisements from that very company in the review. It got to be so blatant that I stopped purchasing all those rags and laughed as they folded, one by one.

    Back a few years ago, AnandTech did a bit of investigative journalism where they put out feelers to see how many tech sites on the internet were amicable to shilling for a fictional manufacturer. While many sites outright refused, a minority of them were perfectly willing to run glowing reviews for a fee. Unfortunately, AnandTech refused to divulge which sites these were. I guess they didn't want to burn any bridges.

    Maybe Slashdot doesn't shill for corporations, but you have to admit that it's pretty weird to see Timothy have an orgasm every time a corporation puts some useless gadget in his hands.

  24. Re:Broadly true. on The Politics of the F.D.A. · · Score: 1

    Bill Maher is a bit of an odd case, because he's a self-professed Libertarian, yet some of his opinions border on European-style Social Democracy. Depending on the issue, he can range from center-left to center-right. Ever since the GWB presidency, he's moved further and further to the left, however. He's actually fairly intelligent, quite funny, and an unrepentant douchebag. For years, I was willing to give him a pass on his douchebaggery, because I thought he was funny. Recently, however, he's stepped up his douchebaggery to higher levels, and I've since read about some really crazy things, like the aforementioned anti-vaccination beliefs. He's also a big supporter of PETA, which seems to attract douchebags from the left. I used to support PETA, but their douchebaggery reached epic proportions in recent years, which ended up driving me away.

    I've tried to avoid having any contact with the anti-vaccine movement, but the ones that I've come across have indeed been on the hippie side. Like I said earlier, I think it's a bit arrogant to think that one's own affiliations are less hypocritical or ignorant than the opposing views; in my experience, it's equally likely that you'll run into people on the left or the right who "know in their heart" that they're right, without any kind of objective evidence (and, even, in the face of evidence to the contrary).

    Personally, I lean toward the socialist side, but that's not really important. What's important is that everyone develop critical thinking skills, so that they can have informed opinions. Having informed opinions is much more important than where you lie on some political chart.

  25. Re:Broadly true. on The Politics of the F.D.A. · · Score: 4, Informative

    Bill Maher is an outright germ theory denier. Most of the Republican party denies evolution and global warming. The Democrats are slightly better, in my opinion, but they've still got a bunch of flakes who have elevated a good idea (organic food) into some kind of pseudo-religion. My sister is like that. She thinks that organic food has magical properties that make it somehow better than any other food. She also refuses to give her kids vaccines. It's funny, because she'll rant about how anti-science the Republicans are in one breath, then rant about some bizarre anti-vaccine conspiracy theory in the next.

    People are hypocritical, ignorant morons. That includes you, me, and everyone else. Thinking that you're immune to this kind of cognitive bias is yet another form of cognitive bias (known as bias blind spot).