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Discovery Channel Crashes a Boeing 727 For Science Documentary (latimes.com)

A Boeing 727 passenger jet has been deliberately crash-landed. The pilot ejected just minutes before the collision. The plane was packed with scientific experiments, including crash test dummies. Dozens of cameras recorded the crash from inside the aircraft, on the ground, in chase planes and even on the ejecting pilot's helmet. All of this was done for a feature length documentary to be shown on the Discovery Channel later this year."

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  1. Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    First cool thing Discovery Channel has done in like... 10 years?

    1. Re:Well... by garfnodie · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I know. I've been watching Discovery and other channels like it since before it was cool to watch that kind of stuff, but now the main channels are mostly full of stupid reality crap. You have to go to Science, H2, NatGeo, Green, BBC, Bio, etc to find good stuff, and not all cable or satellite providers offer all of those newer networks, much less offer them on the lower packages.

    2. Re:Well... by Cryacin · · Score: 1

      Would be great for people with a fear of flying to watch I'm sure!

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    3. Re:Well... by Electrawn · · Score: 4, Informative

      H2?! The Ancient Aliens Bull Shit network? All of History channel, RIP.

    4. Re:Well... by isorox · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I know. I've been watching Discovery and other channels like it since before it was cool to watch that kind of stuff, but now the main channels are mostly full of stupid reality crap. You have to go to .. BBC ... to find good stuff, and not all cable or satellite providers offer all of those newer networks, much less offer them on the lower packages.

      Dunno what country you're in, but the BBC is broadcast OTA in my country, and it's full of stupid reality crap. There's the occasional gem, but you can say the same about any channel.

    5. Re:Well... by erroneus · · Score: 0, Troll

      They should have crashed it into a skyscraper. That's all I need to say about that.

    6. Re:Well... by SuricouRaven · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Even the BBC has gone downhill, though for different reasons. The other channels all chased each other to the bottom seeking higher ratings (That reality crap is very popular, as are pseudo-docs like Ancient Aliens and Most Haunted) to keep the cash coming in. The BBC followed shortly after out of a concern of becoming irrelivent - fear that it could become 'that snobby producer' that no-one watches because it's full of boring programs about some medieval king that no-one cares about any more. So they started making reality crap too, trying to up ratings to maintain their status as a british institution rather than just to get the money coming. They have at least managed to resist the temptation of the pseudo-doc.

    7. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd say panorama counts as a pseudo-doc

    8. Re:Well... by realityimpaired · · Score: 1

      H2 and NatGeo? Wtf are you smoking?

      I'm not even sure you can get real educational programming in the US, but when I compare the channels you listed against something like EQhd or OasisHD, they're not even in the same category.

    9. Re:Well... by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      Crash landed != crashed

      Just sayin'

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    10. Re:Well... by owlnation · · Score: 4, Funny

      The Ancient Aliens Bull Shit network?

      Hey, don't knock it, Ancient Aliens is one of the funniest comedy shows on TV. Is the presenter's -- that sports scientist's -- hairstyle, and orange skin, evidence of ancient alien visitors? Some ancient alien researchers believe they are.

    11. Re:Well... by bruce_the_loon · · Score: 4, Informative

      According to the accident report, this was for National Geographic's Seconds from Disaster. http://aviation-safety.net/wikibase/wiki.php?id=145323

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    12. Re:Well... by AmiMoJo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The BBC's Horizon programme used to be the gold standard for documentaries. Go download some episodes from the 70s and 80s. The presenting, the clear and deep explanations and the lack of gimmickry is incredibly refreshing.

      It all started to go wrong in the 90s. Instead of a documentary it became a drama, setting up artificial rivalries between scientists and going for a sense of bemused wonder at the pretty graphics and throaty voice-over instead of pleasurable enlightenment.

      Brian Cox said words to the effect of "people don't want the science, they want a story, they want the journey". Call yourself a scientist and educator?

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    13. Re:Well... by jimbolauski · · Score: 1

      Don't get your hopes up, they still can ruin it. Remember Life, they decided that Attenborough was not a good narrator and to have Opera do it. Then they doubled down on this with Frozen Planet with one of the Baldwins.

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    14. Re:Well... by argStyopa · · Score: 1

      I'd wait until we see the show that comes out.

      Given Discovery's last year or three, they'll probably blame it on Hitler or use it to prove the existence of Bigfoot.

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    15. Re:Well... by atomicxblue · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm not really sure.. THEREFORE ALIENS!!! Did you see the promo for next week with the UFOs shooting dinosaurs like Sarah Palin hunting moose from a copter?

      I don't ever remember seeing the Nat Geo special when they found the dinosaur bones with phaser fire marks.

    16. Re:Well... by asdf7890 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      They have at least managed to resist the temptation of the pseudo-doc.

      They do plenty of "docu-drama" stuff, which tries to both educate and entertain but manages to do neither well, and some of the proper documentary output has falling in quality over they years. Their overall output is significantly better then the commercial channels though, IMO.

      The other channels all chased each other to the bottom seeking higher ratings (That reality crap is very popular, as are pseudo-docs like Ancient Aliens and Most Haunted) to keep the cash coming in.

      Most of it isn't as popular as it seems, it is just rammed down your throat so much that you assume everyone is watching otherwise it would not justify the advertising budget. But with parts of the advertising industry suffering (and it not mattering on the BBC anyway as they are just plugging their own content and not competing against commercial interests for the air time used) that air time comes dirt cheap. But the shows don't have to be massively popular: they are incredibly cheap to make compared to just about every other variety of TV content so they pay their way with only a mediocre following. There are a few examples that draw in many many viewers of course, but the rest just potter along in the "meh" ratings category, using airtime that they'd otherwise have to make/license something more expensive to fill.

    17. Re:Well... by asdf7890 · · Score: 1

      I'd say panorama counts as a pseudo-doc

      Try "the daily politics". That is often no better than panto and they have the cheek to call it "in depth". Actually, I take that back, while panto has similar song and dance numbers I've known them be significantly more enlightening!

    18. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There was that commercial a few years ago with the meteors heading fir the Earth and then burning up in the atmosphere.

    19. Re:Well... by kelemvor4 · · Score: 2

      I'm not really sure.. THEREFORE ALIENS!!!

      no no no, it was definitely a 'squatch. lol

    20. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I'm not really sure.. THEREFORE ALIENS!!! Did you see the promo for next week with the UFOs shooting dinosaurs like Sarah Palin hunting moose from a copter?

      I don't ever remember seeing the Nat Geo special when they found the dinosaur bones with phaser fire marks.

      What do you think why the dinosaurs died? Well, there's the asteroid theory, but we have never actually seen a species disappear due to asteroid impacts, have we? However we have seen the extinction of species due to hunting. Therefore it's obvious that the dinosaurs have died out from hunting. And who would have hunted the dinosaurs? Well, some intelligent being of course. But it is well known that back then, humans did not exist. Indeed, there are no signs of intelligent life on the planet back then. Therefore the intelligent hunters must have been aliens. You just cannot refute the logic of this!

      Hmmm .... maybe I should go into the alien "non-fiction" market. After all, some people seem to make a lot of money with similar bullshit. ;-)

    21. Re:Well... by Hognoxious · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Brian Cox said words to the effect of "people don't want the science, they want a story, they want the journey". Call yourself a scientist and educator?

      I'd call him a realist.

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    22. Re:Well... by Hognoxious · · Score: 3, Funny

      they decided that Attenborough was not a good narrator and to have Opera do it.

      Did a fat lady sing just before the end?

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    23. Re:Well... by MightyYar · · Score: 3, Funny

      UFOs shooting dinosaurs

      The worst part is picking the laser shrapnel out of the dinosaur meat.

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    24. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The History Channel (and now H2) broadcasts The Universe, one of the best astronomy/astrophysics documentary shows ever produced.

    25. Re:Well... by dave420 · · Score: 1

      Which BBC? The BBC has a bunch of channels (BBC One, BBC Two, BBC Three, BBC Four, BBC HD, BBC News, BBC Parliament, CBBC, CBeebies, BBC World News, BBC America, BBC Canada, BBC Kids, BBC Entertainment, BBC Lifestyle, BBC Knowledge, UKTV, UK.TV (confusingly-named), People+Arts, Animal Planet (co-owned), Persian). Saying "BBC" is about as vague as you can get.

    26. Re:Well... by Fished · · Score: 5, Informative

      I happen to be expert in one particular area of history (Ph.D. in New Testament and Early Christian Studies), and when I watch programs related to that area on the History Channel, I'm astounded at how uniformly awful they are. They seem determined to present any and every wacky theory, and to distort every recognized fact. While I'm not expert on other areas (e.g. American history), I also find their reporting in these areas to be... idiosyncratic?

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    27. Re:Well... by _anomaly_ · · Score: 1

      Not just at the end, but all the way through it.

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    28. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      agreed.

      when 65% or more of the airframe is intact, and the wings still attached, this is not what my nightmares are made of.

      instead i would have liked to seen the aircraft have a normal approach, then upon first touching down, drag a wingtip, then roll onto one side, snapping off one wing, while the other lifts high into the air, causing massive drag, then the entire assembly cartwheels down the runway amidst an elongated tube of combusting jet fuel and debris.

      show me the interior of that plane, and proof that people can live through that ...and I'll be impressed and relieved.

    29. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a Smithsonian channel on my channel guide that always seems to have something interesting on. It's probably more of the same lowest common denominator dogshit that most of the other channels are, but it always seems interesting. I couldn't say for sure, I would have to buy another package of channels to get it and I am already embarrassed at what my cable bill is.

    30. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      rofl

      I had to mod you +1 funny. That show is so retarded I don't understand how they got their own show. I watched part of it once out of curiosity and they were lighting fireworks in a camp site they had setup to attract a "squatch". The fake camp had dummies dressed up listening to the radio.

      -wmbetts

    31. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you're on to something look how rich it made L Ron Hubbard.

      -wmbetts

    32. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Which is pretty sad, because they could be used as great teaching tools. I understand they want/need to make it interesting for the masses to watch, but there's no need to distort the facts. They might be including the wacky theories, because those are what make it interesting to the masses. Kind of like the crazy uncle at everyones family reunion. They should still put up some sort of warning "This a fringe theory" or something like that.

      Not only is it hurting the validity of the show by displaying fringe theories that are considered wacky by the people who actual study the subjects, but it gives the wacky theories legitimacy it doesn't deserve.

      -wmbetts

    33. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      Wait... you have a Ph. D. in what? In bible study? And you want to discuss how horrible science tv shows are?

      Seriously?

    34. Re:Well... by MacGyver2210 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I know this will be unpopular, but I actually rather like the Discovery Channel. It also doesn't hurt that when I watch the shows, they are 20% shorter and have no commercials, so that makes me happier about them (watching TV online FTW).

      Mythbusters is by far one of the most fun-without-thinking shows I have seen. It explores critical thinking, which is more than I can say about pretty well any other show on television. There are always a couple times I'm shouting at the screen "You did it wrong! Your science is bad!" but more often than not I'm just entertained by how far they will go for a fan's forum question.

      Shark Week is also another favorite of mine. Sure, it has become pretty binaural with "here's what to do if a shark attacks you" and "sharks won't attack you, look, I can swim with them!" but there are still a lot of cool programs about specific species of sharks interspersed. I have to say, every time I watch Shark Week I want to fly to Florida and hop in the ocean for a quick dive.

      Shows that present less-well-known aspects of North American life such as Flying Wild showing the bush pilots in Alaska. Sure, there is a lot of unnecessary drama, but it still shows me an aspect of America I may never get to see. I'm not watching it to follow the characters (even if Ariel Tweto is hot...), I'm watching it to see what it's like to fly a plane in the Arctic in some of the worst weather in the world.

      Anything with Michio Kaku is awesome. That guy is like the pop-scientist of our generation (sorry Bill, sorry Niel). He may be less science and more speculation, but he makes it seriously entertaining, and puts it in terms that my whole family can follow. I'd rather they watch even a dumbed-down science show than Jersey Shore or 16 and Pregnant.

      I know a lot of people who love Deadliest Catch, but I personally hate the shit out of that show. Eight seasons? For fucking real? They're pulling cages full of crab out of the ocean. That is all that happens. Oh no, someone got clocked by a piece of ice. Why don't you put the cameras on a coast guard ship so at least you can see something besides dudes on a boat hanging out and hauling rope around?

      Our whole society is becoming VERY dumb. The popularity of functionally-retarded-oriented shows like ____ Housewives of ______, underage pregnancy shows, moronic frat-tards running into walls and getting drunk, catty women fighting over men who don't deserve it: please, leave the Discovery Channel alone. If you need to attack a network, aim at History. Toddlers and Tiaras? Little People in a Big World? Ancient Aliens? Hunting for Sasquatch? Give me a fucking break. Shut that shit down.

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    35. Re:Well... by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      You're obviously not the only one who likes those shows of Discovery would go out of business, but personally, with the exception of MythBusters, my opinion of all those shows is that they're worthless dreck. The Discover channel used to be about astronomy and physics and chemistry and other real scientific disciplines. One used to be able to actually learn something watching Discovery. Now it's no better than FOX.

      The History channel has been going downhill for years, too.

    36. Re:Well... by MacGyver2210 · · Score: 2

      Really?

      NatGeo is all Locked Up Abroad and Taboo and stuff like that now. Very little of it is science-content-oriented.

      H2 is just like History, but with their less-popular, less-intelligent shows. OMG! A Biggest Loser marathon!

      Green might as well be Trading Spaces 22/7 with a couple hours of infomercials, and Bio is almost all courtroom drama and COPS or reenactments of crimes.

      BBC has a few awesome shows, but a majority of their network is directed at teenage to middle-aged women. It's like soap operas with 10% more interesting content. Really, the only things I bother watching are Doctor Who, Top Gear, and occasionally the Graham Norton Show(that is one hilarious homo). I watched a couple episodes of that ghost/vampire/werewolf show, but I thoroughly hated it and got bored halfway through one episode. I can't even remember the name.

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    37. Re:Well... by Immerman · · Score: 2

      Nah, you've got to found a religion to pull that off. Gotta give the guy credit, after publicly announcing he was tired of scraping by as an author and was going to found a new religion with the explicit purpose of making himself rich, he managed to actually go out and do it. Too bad he drank his own kool-aid, he was actually a halfway decent author.

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    38. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      Lol, I was thinking the same thing. PhD in Jesus studies is criticizing "wacky" theories.

    39. Re:Well... by MaWeiTao · · Score: 1

      If you want quality educational programming you still have to go to public television. Shows like Nova come to mind.

    40. Re:Well... by Martin+Blank · · Score: 3, Informative

      United Flight 232 is proof of that. While 111 were killed, 185 people survived the crash (including the cockpit crew), including 125 people who had only minor injuries and 13 people who survived without injury. From the Wikipedia article:

      The tip of the right wing hit the runway first, spilling fuel, which ignited immediately. The tail section broke off from the force of the impact, and the rest of the aircraft bounced several times, shedding the landing gear and engine nacelles and breaking the fuselage into several main pieces. On the final impact, the right wing was sheared off and the main part of the aircraft skidded sideways, rolled over on to its back, and slid to a stop upside-down in a corn field to the right of Runway 22.

      The article also notes that "[m]any passengers were able to walk out through the ruptures to the structure."

      It's not quite what you were looking for--no cartwheeling of the fuselage--but it's proof that an airplane crash that results in the effective destruction of an aircraft can be survivable.

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    41. Re:Well... by gizmonic · · Score: 1

      LOL. I know. I especially love that line. I can't help but have flashbacks of Norm McDonald on SNL with the "Or so the Germans would have us believe" every time I hear them say it.

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    42. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know how you can have a Ph. D and not be completely astounded at the stupid theories Christians come up with. Of course some of them will end up on TV.

    43. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait... you have a Ph. D. in what? In bible study? And you want to discuss how horrible science tv shows are?

      All it means is that he's read well-crafted myths, and knows the difference between quality bullshit and the Grade-D-unfit-for-reality-TV-viewer-consumption on the "History" Channel.

      Car analogy: I would enjoy taking a Ferrari or a DeLorean out for a spin on the track. An expert driver would recognize the DeLorean's weight and handling limitations and would not only choose the Ferrari every time, he might reject the DeLorean in favor of any mid-market sedan.

    44. Re:Well... by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      I also like Michio Kaku and appreciate what he's done to make science more accessible, but he can make other scientists look bad because his speculation is rarely put in context. I know people who think that Neil deGrasse Tyson (to pick one) lacks vision because he doesn't go as far out as Kaku does. There's a difference between Kaku's speculation about what might be and the grounded reality of presenters such as deGrasse-Tyson: both of them are great presenters, but Kaku's delivery can suggest some very unrealistic chances of what the future may bring.

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    45. Re:Well... by dzfoo · · Score: 1

      Don't forget that if there is enough ambiguity in the cause of the crash, it was probably shot down by aliens.

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    46. Re:Well... by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 1

      I know. I've been watching Discovery and other channels like it since before it was cool to watch that kind of stuff, but now the main channels are mostly full of stupid reality crap. You have to go to Science, H2, NatGeo, Green, BBC, Bio, etc to find good stuff, and not all cable or satellite providers offer all of those newer networks, much less offer them on the lower packages.

      I've noticed that, that seems to be the natural evolution of television channels. Back when I was a teen MTV actually played music videos. And occasionally some interesting ones. Then they became more mainstream and played less and less interesting stuff. Eventually they made MTV2 and the original almost completely stopped playing music and went with reality shows. I have no idea what is on any of their channels now as it's probably been close to 20 years since I last watched it. The SciFi channel originally played noting but SciFi and fantasy type stuff. They showed Dr. Who, the original BSG, Dark Shadows and a bunch of the old movie serials. Now they play wrestling and other non-scifi crap. At least they were honest about it and changed the name to SyFy.

    47. Re:Well... by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1

      I share your frustration with the lunatic fringe programming of H1 and H2, but it's not all whack-a-doodle stuff. At least, not yet. "The Universe" still airs on H2, and that's pretty good. But yeah, it beats me how "aliens" are a part of history.

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    48. Re:Well... by sootman · · Score: 1

      I just discovered Green Planet a few weeks ago--just in time to learn that it'll be gone in a month.

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    49. Re:Well... by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      The Discovery Channel was cool 20 years ago, Then I got a College Degree in Science, and it got less so, then I got a Masters Degree and the information seems even more lame and basic.

      The cable channels don't go into much depth mostly because the average viewer has the Scientific/Mathematics skills of a 6th grader. Going into Algebra, Calculus, Discrete Mathematics, Differential Equations, Linear Algebra or even Statistics. Is too much for people who are Scarred of Math.

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    50. Re:Well... by green1 · · Score: 1

      It's not that "reality" shows are very popular, it's that they're adequately popular, and very cheap to produce. The actors do things for essentially free (one of a group of people might get a million or so at the end of a season, or many people get a few thousand or something, but you don't pay nearly what real actors demand for a season of work) The script writing is very limited, even the sets and costuming are often cheaper than many shows.

      Reality shows are popular because they're huge cash cows for the networks. Not because people prefer them outright. Unfortunately it does make finding good programming very difficult these days. It is also the main reason I stopped paying for any form of TV service. The one or two shows I actually want I can stream (free and legal) from the provider's websites, and the rest is such garbage that I don't miss it at all.

    51. Re:Well... by Hatta · · Score: 1

      I was all set to go see Jane Goodall's new Chimpanzee movie. Then I found out it was narrated by Tim Allen. No thanks.

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    52. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not? Apparently Lincoln hunted vampires.... WHO knew?

    53. Re:Well... by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry but there is no excuse for dumbing down like this. They even refused to use the word "matter" last year, instead opting for "stuff". If people really are too thick to understand that word then a simple one sentence explanation could have done them a great service.

      Ignorance must not be encouraged, and there is actually a lot of pleasure in understanding something explained clearly and in an interesting manner.

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    54. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is too much for people who are Scarred of Math.

      What, like they were carved up with a slide rule?

    55. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    56. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Ancient Aliens Bull Shit network?

      Hey, don't knock it, Ancient Aliens is one of the funniest comedy shows on TV. Is the presenter's -- that sports scientist's -- hairstyle, and orange skin, evidence of ancient alien visitors? Some ancient alien researchers believe they are.

      carewful guys ur credability is affected by knocking shows like ancient aliens. At least they have the guts to air this stuff. You will eat your hat when u realise it is true...

    57. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mythbusters: Square Wheels!!!! It's been a while since I laughed that hard. Way too much fun.

    58. Re:Well... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      At least on the BBC the percentage of quality against total output isn't zero like ITV, Channel 5 et al.

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    59. Re:Well... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Brian Cox said words to the effect of "people don't want the science, they want a story, they want the journey". Call yourself a scientist and educator?

      The purpose of popular science TV shows like Brian Cox's is to get people interested in science in the first place, not to provide an alternative study method for their PhD in Astrophysics at the Open University or something.

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    60. Re:Well... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      I'd want to see what would happen if you opened one of the fuel caps and left a trail of aviation fuel pumping out from the wings, then tossed your Zippo in the trail and smirked "yipee kay ay motherfuckers" as it turned into a giant fireball.

      If anyone could survive that, then I'd be impressed and relieved..

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    61. Re:Well... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      I got a Masters Degree and the information seems even more lame and basic.

      Try an experiment. If you've got a Masters in (say) Chemical Engineering, try watching a TV show about classical music, history or fine art with a graduate in one of those disciplines. What seems boring, esoteric or just plain unintelligible to you will be chicken feed to them.

      With a TV show, you have to make it broadly comprehensible to a majority of people who have no specialised education in that subject. People who do will inevitably find it too basic.

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    62. Re:Well... by BranMan · · Score: 1

      The square wheels almost worked too - how fun is that!

    63. Re:Well... by uninformedLuddite · · Score: 1

      I'm my families crazy uncle!

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    64. Re:Well... by uninformedLuddite · · Score: 1

      The majority of the public would need explanatory sentences for words used in explanatory sentences. That way lies madness.

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  2. Wonder how by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Captain sully feels about it.

  3. Decadence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My first thought: Entertainment industry wields far too much money these days.

    1. Re:Decadence by garfnodie · · Score: 1

      I had a similar thought as well. That had to cost them a pretty penny or 800,000,000 million. As long as they use it for a good old fashioned "lets learn something" kind of show like they used to do, then I'm cool with it.

    2. Re:Decadence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      800,000,000 million

      That's a lot of millions

    3. Re:Decadence by Firethorn · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's not a 747, it's a 727. A quick search of www.aviatorsale.com shows you can get one for ~$5M, not $800M. Some prices are less than a million, but I figure those are for non-operational planes. Production stopped in 1984, so you know they didn't bust up a new one. I figure they used a plane equivalent to the junker cars mythbusters and such destroy regularly.

      Then you turn around and contact various agencies to get them to 'sponsor' the crash, allowing them to place scientific experiments(like the crash test dummies) on board for a share of the overall cost.

      Done right, Discover could have gotten it's cost of the documentary down to the cost of the film crews.

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    4. Re:Decadence by SomePgmr · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I assumed the same. And they're not new to this. If they were going to lose big money on it, they wouldn't have done it.

    5. Re:Decadence by garfnodie · · Score: 1

      What I said was "a pretty penny or 800,000,000", as in 800m pennies.

    6. Re:Decadence by DarwinSurvivor · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I wouldn't be surprised if Boeing themselves didn't invest a bunch of money in the crash. Car companies test-crash automobiles on a regular basis, Boeing probably got some VERY valuable information that can help them make planes safer in the future.

    7. Re:Decadence by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      Technically you said 800,000,000 million. Or 800 Trillion. Even in pennies that's rather high. ;)

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    8. Re:Decadence by guttentag · · Score: 5, Funny

      Discover could have gotten it's cost of the documentary down to the cost of the film crews.

      If you're suggesting that the Discovery Channel exec used her Discover card to drive her costs down to the break-even point, I think you're overestimating the value of the rewards program. They only give you one percent back, and the purchase protection only covers domestic airline crashes (this one was in Mexico). When you factor in the annual fee, she probably lost money!

      Or perhaps you just confused the financial company with the media company.

    9. Re:Decadence by garfnodie · · Score: 1

      Hmm, so I did. Another case of my brain getting ahead of my hands. It's funny how I read my original comment multiple times and I did't pick up on that. I always miss stuff like that on a screen, but not on paper.

    10. Re:Decadence by Elbereth · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I don't know about you, but I'm kind of excited about the thought of a small third world nation having a nuclear bomb dropped on it, so that I can be entertained. I'm not heartless. The people would be evacuated first, of course. All of this would be captured by an award-winning director (I'm gunning for James Cameron), who would be free to add some drama and story to the action. If we find a poor enough nation, we should be able to pull this off for around a billion US dollars. Seeing as how Cameron has proved that he can pull in a billion dollars already, this should be doable.

      I say, if we're going to be decadent, it's time to go all the way.

    11. Re:Decadence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I might actually go see it in the theatre and *gasp* _buy_ the dvd

    12. Re:Decadence by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      Or as simple as a single letter typo. I consider myself lucky to have only one per post.

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    13. Re:Decadence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yes I'm sure both your brain cells were taxed to oblivion.

    14. Re:Decadence by cheaphomemadeacid · · Score: 1

      Mr Funny Man :-?

    15. Re:Decadence by locopuyo · · Score: 2

      You should try an e-ink screen.

    16. Re:Decadence by Alioth · · Score: 5, Insightful

      We've already done that. The US, USSR, French and British have all exploded nuclear bombs, and the footage is available on YouTube. The USA even seriously irradiated a Japanese fishing vessel in one of these explosions, and some of the crew died from radiation sickness.

    17. Re:Decadence by Jeremi · · Score: 2

      I don't know about you, but I'm kind of excited about the thought of a small third world nation having a nuclear bomb dropped on it, so that I can be entertained. I'm not heartless. The people would be evacuated first, of course.

      You're a bit late, we already did that. But you can still watch the footage if that's what floats your boat.

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    18. Re:Decadence by w0mprat · · Score: 1

      Add to that it just needs to fly once. This massively lowers the cost and requirements of being able to do this. Discovery probably even got given one, and they probably didn't bank roll the entire thing on their own either, there's a lot of interest parties that would front up cash for such an opportunity to gather data.

      I understand that relatively "good condition" planes get scrapped because it would be too expensive to refurbish them (fatigued metal to the point it can't be repaired). A junkyard car that runs but is dangerous/illegal on the road is different to a junkyard plane that flies and is danerous/illegal in the air.

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    19. Re:Decadence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      non-operational planes

      Maybe the plane they bought was crashed and refurbished by natgeo previously.

    20. Re:Decadence by Elbereth · · Score: 1

      I really should have thought about that before I made my post, because you've definitely got a point. However, as disturbing as that scenario is, it hasn't been done explicitly for entertainment purposes. It also lacks the crass commercialization of a Hollywood movie, with the requisite viral marketing and merchandising tie-ins. Just think: little toy mushroom clouds for the kids! There's some real potential here for a producer with vision.

    21. Re:Decadence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's been done, lookup "bikini atoll"

      It's any wonder why the Iranians and North Koreans continue to develop nuclear weapons when all it takes is one to accidently explode on top of their own soil and they'll never want to have them again. It's not the blast that will ruin things, it's the irradiated dust.

      Chernobyl is the largest reason the cold war ended. If it hadn't happened, something else would have eventually, look at Japan.

    22. Re:Decadence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      800000000 to be exact...

    23. Re:Decadence by mug+funky · · Score: 2

      well, the fishing boat thing was a miscalculation... they weren't to know that lithium 7 could be just as good as lithium 6.

      well, they might have had a hunch.

    24. Re:Decadence by million_monkeys · · Score: 1

      We've already done that. The US, USSR, French and British have all exploded nuclear bombs, and the footage is available on YouTube. The USA even seriously irradiated a Japanese fishing vessel in one of these explosions, and some of the crew died from radiation sickness.

      But we haven't done it in 3D yet.

    25. Re:Decadence by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah, and at least my Discover card doesn't come with an annual fee.

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    26. Re:Decadence by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      Add to that it just needs to fly once. This massively lowers the cost and requirements of being able to do this. Discovery probably even got given one, and they probably didn't bank roll the entire thing on their own either, there's a lot of interest parties that would front up cash for such an opportunity to gather data.

      I figure they probably ended up paying somewhere between one and five million for the plane, but recovered at least 90% of the cost between grants, sponsorships, and selling research space. There's good odds they made a little money, even before you figure in the profits from the show.

      Even a non-flight worthy plane is worth almost a million. And as you say, there's a big difference between a plane with a useful amount of service life left, one that can still take passengers, and one that only needs to make a couple flights with limited flight crews. I figure 1 flight to the airport where the modifications are made, and 1 to the crash. They probably kept it ready to make a landing 'just in case' something went wrong and it wasn't a good day for the crash.

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    27. Re:Decadence by swalve · · Score: 1

      Chernobyl is the largest reason the cold war ended.

      I'm not sure that's true, but the fact that the Americans immediately said "what can we do to help, just let us know" and not "suck it, commies," didn't hurt.

    28. Re:Decadence by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 1

      800,000,000 million

      That's a lot of millions

      But ... my ATM machine will hand out that much cash money after I enter my PIN number ;-)

    29. Re:Decadence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I figure they used a plane equivalent to the junker cars mythbusters and such destroy regularly.

      Well, then it most definitely could have been a brand new one. Mythbusters have destroyed some lower-level collector cars in the past when they could have easily used something not nearly as valuable.

    30. Re:Decadence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If an Iranian bomb (which would have to actually exist first) accidentally exploded on Iranian soil, I'm sure they'd try to blame the Israelis.

      Likewise, if the North Koreans managed to blow up a part of North Korea on their own, I've no doubt they'd try to blame the United States.

    31. Re:Decadence by dave420 · · Score: 1

      But this is an old plane, using old materials, old technology, and old construction techniques. I doubt they'd learn much from this that they haven't already learned from other crash experiments.

    32. Re:Decadence by wiredlogic · · Score: 1

      But we're still missing the first person view a la Doctor Strangelove ... in IMAX.

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    33. Re:Decadence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wtf you are sick and what worries me more is that you got a +4 Interesting. oops, we have destroyed the ozone layer, sorry kthxbye

    34. Re:Decadence by green1 · · Score: 1

      That depends, it seems like this might be one of the best instrumented /documented air crashes of all time. Could still provide some valuable insight, even with the older aircraft.

      As for money, how expensive is it to buy one that's just reached end of life? If you have a plane that can't fly anymore anyway (not through mechanical failure, but simply reached the end of it's hour rating), and you're going to have to get rid of it one way or another...

    35. Re:Decadence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, you weren't lucky this time. (It's cost)

    36. Re:Decadence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would be. When did you see (in 2012) a car company crash, say, a 1965 Chevy el camino to make their current cars safer ? The 727 first flew in 1964 and production stopped in 1984. Plus I figure there is so much variance built into such a crash that there probably aren't many lesssons that can be learned from this one.

    37. Re:Decadence by Flere+Imsaho · · Score: 1

      I wonder if their children have hunches? Maybe webbed feet? Probably all they got is a statistically higher chance of cancer.

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    38. Re:Decadence by DarwinSurvivor · · Score: 1

      first of all: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joMK1WZjP7g

      Second of all, there's still a lot that HASN'T changed. The overall shape and layout of the inside of the cockpit, cabin, seats, bathrooms, cooking area, etc probably haven't changed a whole lot. For instance, how accurately do you think a computer can REALLY simulate a lunch cart being hurled down an isle with a few people standing in it?

  4. I wonder if... by Antarell · · Score: 1

    it was the Mythbusters doing the crashing?

    1. Re:I wonder if... by grasshoppa · · Score: 5, Funny

      No no, this was deliberate.

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    2. Re:I wonder if... by garfnodie · · Score: 1

      Insurance probably wouldn't let them near it.

    3. Re:I wonder if... by formfeed · · Score: 1

      I hope, passengers and crew were informed beforehand.

  5. Tragically shot down by the IOC by fotoguzzi · · Score: 0
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  6. Sorry to be crude and all but all I can think is,. by AbRASiON · · Score: 1

    Fucking awesome!

  7. Re:Sorry to be crude and all but all I can think i by Stormtrooper42 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Cave Johnson: The enrichment center reminds all test subjects who opted for the 727 crash test to fasten their seat-belts. Cake will be served on board. It will be fucking awesome. For science.

  8. Piloted plane? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Why risk human life when you can fly it via remote control? There are some *very* good RC pilots out there who would have creamed their shorts to get a chance to auger one of these planes in!

    1. Re:Piloted plane? by fotoguzzi · · Score: 2

      Did the pilot take the Cooper steps?

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    2. Re:Piloted plane? by garfnodie · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I know the FAA crashed a plane on purpose years ago, and they piloted it remotely. Remember though, this plane is being crashed first and foremost for a TV show, so having a human pilot who has to escape will allow them to add some drama. I would imagine though that they had to get the FAA involved pretty heavily in this project, so I'm sure all the safety regulatory agencies had all kinds of monitoring equipment on board along with all of Discovery's camera's and such.

    3. Re:Piloted plane? by e9th · · Score: 1

      I'm just guessing, but I suspect the pilot bailed once the aircraft was no longer over populated areas, and that it was flown into the ground under remote control. And since the crash happened in Mexico, the FAA probably didn't have too much involvement other than maybe adding some of their own experiments.

    4. Re:Piloted plane? by Verunks · · Score: 1

      I'm no expert but the 727 is an old plane maybe it's just not possible to fly it remotely

    5. Re:Piloted plane? by philip.paradis · · Score: 2

      Virtually anything can be flown remotely. It takes little additional gear to get the job done.

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    6. Re:Piloted plane? by Firethorn · · Score: 2

      We've been converting planes into remote controlled drones since around WWII. It's a bit more complicated than converting a car to remote control, like what mythbusters does in a couple days all the time, but it's fairly straightforward with the right people today.

      On the other hand, maybe the pilot was because operating a drone over occupied land requires permits, inspections, and certifications that were more hassle than having a pilot take it up until it was over the target area before bailing.

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    7. Re:Piloted plane? by icebrain · · Score: 5, Informative

      The actual stick manipulation for basic flying doesn't take much additional equipment, but running all of the systems does. Remember, the 727 is a relatively old design, requiring a three-person crew. The third person is a flight engineer, whose job is to monitor and run the hydraulic (flight controls, brakes, landing gear), pneumatic (pressurization and deicing), electrical power, and powerplant (engine) systems. These functions are much more automated on newer aircraft (compare a modern computer-controlled car engine to one from the 60s), but older ones like the 727 require a human to monitor the analog gauges, control the systems, and prevent them from exceeding limits.

      Trying to automate all of those things for a one-time flight would be simply cost-prohibitive. I know some of them wouldn't be necessary for the flight in question, but you couldn't just wave them all away, either.

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    8. Re:Piloted plane? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      That sort of thing has been looked at before as a way of controlling aircraft where the pilot has become incapacitated. Unfortunately it was considered just too complex and unreliable to proceed with.

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    9. Re:Piloted plane? by couchslug · · Score: 3, Interesting

      WAY too much money.

      If you have a (plentiful at Davis-Monthan etc) surplus ejection seat whose pyrotechnics are current all you need is to bolt the rails to the cockpit floor with a simple mount of your choice and cut a hole in the roof covered with a light panel. No electronics to connect and the seat is self-contained.

      OV-10 Broncos had a very fast seat because it used a canopy breaker and punched through the light upper transparency.

      Neat site with lots of interesting ejection info:

      http://www.ejectionsite.com/seatgalnf.htm

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    10. Re:Piloted plane? by Nimey · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Not at all. We used remotely-controlled BQ-7 Aphrodite drones (converted B-17s) packed with explosives to crash into U-boat pens during World War II, albeit unsuccessfully.

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    11. Re:Piloted plane? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People have been jumping out of planes safely for quite a while. Retro-fitting a 727 with remote control equipment for a single flight would be much riskier, not to mention significantly more expensive.

    12. Re:Piloted plane? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This plane was crashed in Mexico, so I doubt the FAA had any involvement at all.

    13. Re:Piloted plane? by philip.paradis · · Score: 1

      I think you you missed the point in this case. I'm not suggesting routine automation of a 727. Far from it, the goal of this exercise was a single flight that was intended to end in a crash landing. In fact, a single pilot took this plane up and subsequently bailed out, allowing the plane to crash. This could have been accomplished from end to end without the pilot, and it would not have been prohibitively costly.

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    14. Re:Piloted plane? by icebrain · · Score: 2

      I think you you missed the point in this case. I'm not suggesting routine automation of a 727. ... This could have been accomplished from end to end without the pilot, and it would not have been prohibitively costly.

      No, I got your point completely. And what I'm telling you is, you're wrong. I am an aerospace engineer and a pilot. I have a decent knowledge of modern aircraft systems and of the 727, and what it takes to automate functions normally performed by human pilots. You could not have flown the entire flight remotely without significant systems modification, even just for a one-off flight. This airplane requires significant human monitoring and intervention just to start up, taxi, take off, and cruise. Even just starting the engines is a highly manual process, with several separate switches to be thrown and close human monitoring of the instrumentation to detect any anomalies.

      Remember also that the system will require significant testing just to ensure that it will properly operate safely and not kill anyone by crashing before it's intended to. You don't just bolt stuff into an airliner and fly it like you do your Wal-Mart R/C airplane.

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  9. Re:Sorry to be crude and all but all I can think i by stjobe · · Score: 1

    Cake will be served on board.

    So it's a Church of England flight then?
    (Cake or death? for those wondering).

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  10. Number Perspective by vencs · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Actor Rem in Boeing 727s'. According to a basic search used 727 costs ~$6mn. And according to Forbes, remunerations are as below:

    Johnny Depp ------------ 15
    Ben Stiller ---------------- 10.5
    Tom Hanks -------------- 9
    Adam Sandler ---------- 8
    Leonardo Di Caprio --- 5.5
    Daniel Radcliffe -------- 5
    Robert Downey Jr ----- 4.5

    1. Re:Number Perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ben Stiller and sometimes Johnny Depp, but I'm mostly okay with the rest. Took me years to get over the Titanic, but Leo's okay now. I only hate Sandler during baseball season. The Yankees? how could you!!!

    2. Re:Number Perspective by swalve · · Score: 1

      I bet they don't get paid that much to do documentaries on cable.

    3. Re:Number Perspective by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      I had no idea the price of wood was so high!

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    4. Re:Number Perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Is there any way we could get Discovery channel to crash Ben Stiller from 30,000 feet? You know, for science.

    5. Re:Number Perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Adam Sandler? WTF? Flicking through the movie channels a few weeks ago I saw Adam Sandler and Rob Schneider doing some sort of "comedy" head to head. It was truly the nadir of comedic cinema.

      But he does provide a useful first date question. "Do you think Adam Sandler is funny?" "Er, yes." "Well fuck off then."

    6. Re:Number Perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He may not be funny, but often enough, the name or face is what draws people. At a minimum, it would get free media impressions.

    7. Re:Number Perspective by baegucb · · Score: 1

      One of the reasons I rarely comment on slashdot. Getting labelled as a troll comment. Off-topic ok, troll nope.

  11. Do Boeing or Airbus also do this . . . ? by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

    This seems like it might provide them will valuable data that they could use in design considerations.

    On the other hand, if they did do this, they would probably not make it public and broadcast it to the general public. Who wants to ride in an airplane that you have seen in detail in a disastrous crash?

    The documentary will probably start with a disclaimer, "This crash was caused on purpose. This do not happen to real planes made by Boeing. Please keep flying Boeing. Pay no attention to the man behind the curtains."

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    1. Re:Do Boeing or Airbus also do this . . . ? by fotoguzzi · · Score: 1

      Your ideas intrigue me. I would like to subscribe to your. No, just the opposite.

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    2. Re:Do Boeing or Airbus also do this . . . ? by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      Plenty of crash test footage for cars out there.

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    3. Re:Do Boeing or Airbus also do this . . . ? by mcbridematt · · Score: 1
    4. Re:Do Boeing or Airbus also do this . . . ? by Shoe+Puppet · · Score: 1

      In Soviet Russia, newsletters would like to subscribe to you?

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  12. Shark week by rve · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hey! Shark week is a national treasure

  13. Distributed costs by Firethorn · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Indeed.
    Let's say the cost getting the plane and refurbishing it for this cost $6M. A 727-100C could carry 94 passengers, and/or ~17k kg of cargo. So you charge $64k per 'seat' for experiment space or $353 per kg of experiment, which ever is greater. The actual research could be extremely wide - testing new airline seat's crash-worthiness, validating the current crash models, crash dummies in general, cabin air samples during/after a crash, etc...

    You get a grant from various governments for the environmental study involving the clean up of the crash site, have the ejection seat installed by one of the companies that do such things for research/advertising purposes, etc...

    Being interested in 'just' making the documentary, they're providing a rare opportunity for research at a good discount without stepping on the toes of various research organizations that couldn't cooperate on their own to get this done.

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    1. Re:Distributed costs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Being interested in 'just' making the documentary, they're providing a rare opportunity for research at a good discount without stepping on the toes of various research organizations that couldn't cooperate on their own to get this done.

      That's the point. It is research institutions that should have initiated and funded these experiments; not some private sector media corporation. It's absurd to think that research agendas should be written by people without any real interest in long term or even sound science. Maldistributed financial ressources on a national scale.

    2. Re:Distributed costs by TubeSteak · · Score: 5, Informative

      have the ejection seat installed by one of the companies that do such things for research/advertising purposes, etc...

      I feel like "eject" was the wrong word for this article (which was probably poorly transcribed from a press release).

      727s don't have ejection seats.
      Commercial airliners in general don't have ejection seats for a host of reasons,
      some of the structural, but mostly to keep them from abandoning the passengers.

      The likeliest scenario is that the pilot cracked open a door and jumped out.
      And it's no trouble at all to open the doors on an unpressurized airplane.

      /The most (in)famous person to ever jump out of a 727 is D.B. Cooper

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    3. Re:Distributed costs by mug+funky · · Score: 2

      suck it up. it's not perfect, but at least it's being done.

      if you let your cynicism slip for just a second, you'll realize that this was just a rather flamboyant but genuine opportunity to do some hard science. you gotta take it when it comes, not sit and bitch about how the world should be different. you can't push against the world forever - you have to realize you're just standing on it, not fighting it.

    4. Re:Distributed costs by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      727s don't have ejection seats.

      I know that. Why do you think that I specified installing one? Just because it's not standard equipment doesn't mean that there aren't companies out there perfectly capable of putting one in. Heck, they've installed ones in cars before.

      I agree, he might not have actually ejected via an ejection seat, but then again, he might of. Something to watch the documentary for?

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    5. Re:Distributed costs by maroberts · · Score: 2

      If my memory serves back to when I worked on the first A320 used for test flights in 1986, there was an exit chute about halfway down the aircraft in the floor, so pesky things like tailfins wouldn't interrupt egress from the aircraft.

      It wouldn't surprise me if they inserted something similar into the plane they crashed.

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    6. Re:Distributed costs by AK+Marc · · Score: 5, Informative

      I agree, he might not have actually ejected via an ejection seat, but then again, he might of.

      "might 'ave" (to say it the way your wrote it) or "might have".

    7. Re:Distributed costs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would have got Hollywood on board, some good footage of the plane impacting would be great for stock scenes.

    8. Re:Distributed costs by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 2

      I think you forgot to sell ads on the inside & outside of the plane (a la NASCAR).

      Let's check our Pepsi cam to see what happened to the State Farm Insurance crash test dummy ...

      Check out what's left of engine #2, sponsored by Chevy. It's just to the right of the Doritos "Forever Crunchy" rudder and air flaps.

    9. Re:Distributed costs by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      People who buy ad space to have their logos on something typically don't like to see them deliberately destroyed; even with NASCAR it's a calculated risk.

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    10. Re:Distributed costs by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Nah, not nearly enough explosions. Reality just can't compete in an industry where pistols are routinely overdubbed with high-caliber weapons fire and every car crash results in a massive fireball.

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    11. Re:Distributed costs by CWCheese · · Score: 2

      Boeing 727 were built with a aft stairway door that opened like a cargo ramp, and often were used for debarking the plane in the days when jetbridges were not yet in common use. This is how the legendary D.B. Cooper jumped from a 727 into the forest after hijacking the Northwest Orient flight, so pilot could have exited in the same way. But he likely wouldn't have been carrying $200k in small bills.

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  14. Ideas to make it more survivable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1) Do not crash the plane in the first place.

    2)Do not crash the plane in the first place.

    Better prevent than cure.

    1. Re:Ideas to make it more survivable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a great idea up to the point where it gets you killed.

    2. Re:Ideas to make it more survivable by jaymemaurice · · Score: 1

      But what if you crash the plane?! Just a little bit!?

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  15. Why risk a pilot? by ToastedSpider · · Score: 2

    With all the risks associated with ejecting, and the long-established tech to fly/land aircraft remotely (or via autopilot) why even put a human on board?

    1. Re:Why risk a pilot? by locopuyo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Probably because it would cost more, hasn't been tested for this particular craft, and there are regulations that make it illegal.

    2. Re:Why risk a pilot? by Lord+Lode · · Score: 2

      How does this ejecting work from a 727? Does the roof above the cockpit open and the chair jumps out, or how?

    3. Re:Why risk a pilot? by green1 · · Score: 1

      There are regulations against flying unproven tech, and specifically remote controlled aircraft, almost everywhere, and specifically near population centres (where most airports happen to be)

      As for "ejecting" It's more likely that he simply bailed out the rear ramp with a parachute, hardly a high risk activity really, in fact people pay for the privilege of jumping out of planes all the time.

  16. Series name by David+Gerard · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "BECAUSE WE CAN: Doing Cool Shit Just Fucking Because."

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    1. Re:Series name by Immerman · · Score: 1

      I give it three episodes before the subtitle is changed to "Doing Stupid Shit ..." and it becomes lost in the sea of other shows that aren't worth watching

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    2. Re:Series name by girlintraining · · Score: 1

      "BECAUSE WE CAN: Doing Cool Shit Just Fucking Because."

      Otherwise known as 'Myth Busters'.

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  17. are you sure this is the Discovery Channel? by binarstu · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You mean to tell me that the Discovery Channel is producing a new show that is something other than watching fisherman, lumberjacks, gunsmiths, gold miners, auctioneers, motorcycle builders, or used car salesmen as they go about their daily jobs and argue with one another??? I'll believe it when I see it.

    1. Re:are you sure this is the Discovery Channel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah it was about the pilot and copilot arguing the crash was just collateral damage from that event.

  18. Here's a thought by Grayhand · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Rather than worrying about how to survive a crash retire planes after their projected life has been reached. A disturbing number are still in the air years and in some cases decades after their operational life has been reached. They do receive major overhauls but the airframe is the same and they do get stress fractures. Weakening structure has caused some dramatic failures including large sections of the fuselages tearing out mid flight. A large number of planes still in the air are older than most people on this web site. The fact some of these planes haven't been built in decades should be your first clue.

    1. Re:Here's a thought by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If you're speaking of the case where the top of one of Hawaii Air;s (or some other Hawaiian airliner) planes ripped off mid-flight, that had nothing to do with the age of the plane, as it was fairly new. It hadn't gotten close to it's projected end of life. That was due to shoddy repair work done to a seam that had cracked (which happens more than you want to know) Age had nothing to do with that. Age really isn't a major factor as long as proper mantianence is done. Heck, there are still planes flying for the military that were first flown in Korea, and planes from WWI and WWII that fly around the globe in private hands without incident while new planes have issues all the time.

    2. Re:Here's a thought by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because planes certainly don't ever crash for any other reason than they're old.

      I'll bet you don't wear your seat belt while driving in a car either because you "haven't ever been in a major accident". Right?

    3. Re:Here's a thought by baegucb · · Score: 1

      The 737s are still being built. And it's fuselage is heavily based on the 727. Here's a recent article about it, and the problems. http://www.thedailybeast.com/newsweek/2012/03/19/is-boeing-s-737-an-airplane-prone-to-problems.html
      Of course, that's not the same as deliberately crashing a 727 into the ground, but I'm sure Boeing would be interested in the effects.

  19. desperation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What, did they run out of fishermen and choper manufacturers to follow around with cameras?

  20. They are expensive things and last by dbIII · · Score: 4, Informative

    Non-destructive testing has been done on airframes for a very long time and points where expected overloads or fatigue are likely have been identified fairly well since the 1950s.
    There's a movie out there called "The Thing From Outer Space" filmed in 1951 which heavily features a ski equipt DC3, and today (2012) there are two DC3's that are very similar to that one which fly from South Africa to Antarctica each year. A section in front of the wings which is prone to fatigue has been removed and replaced with a longer section, and they have turboprops, but the airframe is out of the 1940s.
    Remaining life assessment of aircraft is something that has been going on for a long time, and it's hours of flight instead of physical age that is the important thing anyway. A lot of factors determine whether an airframe gets retired at a certain age or not instead of them all having the same use by date.

    1. Re:They are expensive things and last by swalve · · Score: 1

      I thought it was flight cycles that determined the "age" of an aircraft? Flight hours determines the age of engines, but cycles (takeoffs and landings) determine the airframe's age.

    2. Re:They are expensive things and last by Lothsahn · · Score: 2

      This is absolutely true, but only on pressurized aircraft. It's the stress/release of the metal which causes metal fatigue and eventual failure of the airframe.

      I expect (but don't know) that the 727 they used for the show had exceeded its "safe" pressurization cycles and was destined for the scrapyard anyway--so it only had scrap value anyway.

      However, the DC3 that dblll mentioned is NOT a pressurized aircraft--so it need not worry about cycles at all. It's only about flight hours and wear and tear. As such, there's still many DC3's in operation today--some even commercially.

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    3. Re:They are expensive things and last by green1 · · Score: 1

      While I have no knowledge of actual policies or regulations surrounding this, wouldn't the cycles be important for non pressurized craft as well? after all, landing and takeoff are bound to exert more stress on an aircraft than simply flying straight and level.

      Not sure how this fits in at all, but I do remember talking to a pilot of a military Hercules aircraft, and he commented that every hour they flew with the ramp open counted as 2 hours against the lifespan of the aircraft (due to the extra stresses on the airframe) (of course that same aircraft was already about 50 years old and kept flying almost as much as possible that whole time. (The pilot was proud to be flying the very same aircraft that his father before him had... not just the same model, the same plane)

    4. Re:They are expensive things and last by Carnildo · · Score: 1

      Takeoff isn't very stressful on an aircraft. Touchdown can be, but the stresses are concentrated in specific areas, typically the strongest parts of the aircraft, so you can repair or replace them if needed. Pressurization stresses every single joint and opening in the fuselage. You can inspect and repair individual problem spots, but eventually, the only practical option is to replace the entire aircraft.

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  21. Poor dummies by kikito · · Score: 1

    Did any of the dummies survive?

    1. Re:Poor dummies by fullback · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yes. Remarkably, many of the surviving dummies have been elected to congress and others work for the TSA.

  22. No they do more in shop kinds of testing by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 4, Informative

    Get more valuable data from a design standpoint doing that. Like every plane gets its wings bent way beyond normal tolerances to see what they can survive. There's a cool video of the 777 being tested (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRf395ioJRY) where they push its wings to 154% of their designed load capacity (they are bent way up) before they shatter. Since it is being subjected to kinds of stresses almost impossible in the real world (the 100% number is set by the maximum expected real world stress).

    The problem with an actual crash is that things are highly unpredictable. So maybe you go and crash a plane, and you probably only do one they are hundreds of millions of dollars, and everything looks fine. No major damage, people inside are good, etc. Wonderful... Except you later discover that the crash was just lucky, or unlucky depending on your view. It just happened that nothing got subject to very severe stress and that only because of that precise kind of crash was everything so tame. In another crash everything goes to hell because shit was slightly different.

    Better to spend time and money doing specific stress tests.

    1. Re:No they do more in shop kinds of testing by Firethorn · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Better to spend time and money doing specific stress tests.

      When it comes to planes, it's more along the lines of doing specific stress tests to make sure that component failures don't cause a crash in the first place. Cars barely make crashes at 65mph survivable. Survivable crashes at around 10 times that speed just aren't achievable.

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    2. Re:No they do more in shop kinds of testing by 19thNervousBreakdown · · Score: 1

      A car has about 5' of shock-absorbing material in front of the passengers. A jet has about 50'. Survivable crashes at 650 mph aren't achievable in a car. Luckily, cars don't go 650 mph. And even in a crash situation, jets aren't usually going top speed (570 mph for a 747) in the jet stream (usually

      Now, there's the whole issue where we can take a much larger shock over a very short time, so simply taking the max survivable shock over the time period of a car crash and extrapolating that out to 10x the duration and saying that it can protect against 10x the impact is specious, but so is the opposite reasoning in the parent post. We could also say that surviving atmospheric re-entry is impossible because meteorites much larger than the shuttle or capsules explode, or that flight in a metal jet is impossible because neither a DeLorean nor a can of tomato soup can fly, but they would be just as crazily myopic.

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    3. Re:No they do more in shop kinds of testing by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      50' of room for shock absorption? That's a third of the length of a 727! I take it you're counting everybody before the wings as expendable? Also, planes don't always lawn dart, for a belly collision you have about 5'. I said 'about' because I knew it wasn't exactly 10X. Depending on the accident mode, a plane could be traveling faster than design.

      Don't forget newton. Twice the velocity means four times the energy. At over 8 times the velocity of our 65mph car, you're looking at having to disperse 77 times the energy.

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    4. Re:No they do more in shop kinds of testing by Craig+Ringer · · Score: 1

      Crashes give you one important thing - things you never thought to test. This is true of both staged and real crashes. Controlled tests find out how much a plane can take; crashes help you find things to check for in controlled tests and new things to add to design guidelines.

      Pity it is so expensive to crash airliners for testing.

    5. Re:No they do more in shop kinds of testing by Craig+Ringer · · Score: 1

      Plane crash tests - in so far as they are done - are thus more about making borderline situations more survivable. Not flying a perfectly good Airbus into the water at speed in a sustained stall, but ditching an airliner in the Hudson after ingesting geese and losing all power. Bringing one down on an abandoned runway turned speedway in a successful unpowered glide. Crash landing without main and/or nose gear without the aircraft breaking up or tumbling. Getting passengers off alive and quickly when an aircraft catches fire on the ground. Those sorts of situations DO matter; surviving a mid-air collision, break-up or controlled flight into terrain not so much.

      Unfortunately they're so expensive to do that we tend to rely on investigation reports from the real thing to inform future design choices and suggest revisions. Important and great, but a lot could be learned especially about making aircraft water-ditchable and field-crash-landable by doing remote control crash tests. I suspect it isn't considered worth the cost.

  23. Forget the ejection seat. by Catmeat · · Score: 5, Informative

    I call bullshit on the word "ejected". Installing a seat would be a massive amount of hassle - cutting a hatch in the roof of the cockpit would be a major modification of the airframe. I'm no airplane geek but I bet the airframe would need FAA recertification after that kind of modification, plus a massive amount of testing to make sure it all worked correctly (you really don't want the situation where the seat fires but the hatch remains locked in place). I admit I'm pulling a number out of the air, but I'd be unsurprised if there was little change from ten million.

    Forget the ejection seat. I bet the reason they used a 727 is that it's fitted with an Airstair, a combined hatch/stairway at the very rear of the aircraft. The Airstair makes the 727 one of the few airliners that it's possible to parachute from without the risk of being hit by the engines, wing or tailplane - a person known as "Mr Cooper" proved this was possible in 1971. The only modification needed to do it again is the removal of the Cooper vane, a small aerodynamic device fitted to 727s after the DB Cooper hikack, intended to stop the Airstair being opened in flight.

    1. Re:Forget the ejection seat. by Alioth · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The 727 has also been used as a skydiving jumpship. A friend of mine has jumped from the 727, and she said it was somewhat painful hitting the air at that speed (they are actually above terminal velocity when they jump, and can climb a little until they are higher than the actual jumpship before starting their fall)

    2. Re:Forget the ejection seat. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bet the airframe would need FAA recertification after that kind of modification

      The crash filming was done in Mexico (Baja California). I'm sure the modifications to install the seat could have been done there too. The US FAA's regulations wouldn't come into play. I'm sure Mexico has some regulations on their planes too, but I'm guessing they're not as strict.

    3. Re:Forget the ejection seat. by Catmeat · · Score: 2

      It might be this plane she jumped from, a DC 9 not a 727 - similar but a bit smaller.

      http://www.flickr.com/photos/eigjb/4035916870/

      I wouldn't be surprised if it featured on the documentary. Assuming the 727 pilot is an experienced skydiver, it would still make sense for them to take a few practice jumps from the DC 9 to familiarise themselves with jumping out the back of a jet airliner.

    4. Re:Forget the ejection seat. by darkmeridian · · Score: 1

      That's probably why the stunt was carried out in Mexico. Pretty sure the FAA doesn't get to regulate stuff there.

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    5. Re:Forget the ejection seat. by jginspace · · Score: 1

      ... The Airstair makes the 727 one of the few airliners that it's possible to parachute from without the risk of being hit by the engines, wing or tailplane - a person known as "Mr Cooper" proved this was possible in 1971.

      Ly Tong jumped out of an Airbus A310 over Saigon in 1992.

    6. Re:Forget the ejection seat. by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Even if the flight were done in the US would it need to be FAA certified for a single passenger-free research flight that was planned to end in a crash-landing? I'm unfamiliar with the regulations, but that would seem to impose a major burden on aeronautics research with little benefit.

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    7. Re:Forget the ejection seat. by k6mfw · · Score: 2

      Forget the ejection seat. I bet the reason they used a 727 is that it's fitted with an Airstair, a combined hatch/stairway at the very rear of the aircraft. The Airstair makes the 727 one of the few airliners that it's possible to parachute from without the risk of being hit by the engines, wing or tailplane - a person known as "Mr Cooper" proved this was possible in 1971.

      I done a few jumps from a 727 during World FreeFall Convention in 1990s, Quincy, IL. They brought in a 727, a cargo plane, for one of the jumpships at the convention. Removed the airstair door, lined the wall, ceiling, stairs with plywood to avoid having skydivers snag on something on the way out. As it is a cargo, no seats, they loaded the aircraft with 200 skydivers, and it took forever,very hot and humid (IL in August) and sitting our butts waiting for last to load (hint, don't be the first in line). Aircraft climb rate was fast, when passing through 7K or so the whole inside fogged up (you all into humidity condensation, dew pt, etc). One jump run, flaps down and aircraft slows to 155mph, first 100 goes out single file. then they go around for second jump run and last 100 go out.

      As slowly running in a single file towards door, every 5th jumper had a camera on their helmet, then down that "chute." Hitting the air at 155 mph was not "painful" but there is immediate "flow control" unlike most jumpship exits are around 90 mph so it takes a little time to build up to full freefall aero control. Obviously do a quick turnaround to look back at the plane. However, the spot was terrible, jumpers were spread out for miles but local folks always happy to give jumpers ride back to airport.

      The plane arrived day early and they figure to do a "test" of 50 people. I already had a jump ticket for next day and scheduled a videoguy. I was tempted to get on this first run but if I had a reserve ride then that would put me out the next day. However, this jump run was at 200 mph. There was a mixup on jumprun. Intention was jumpers all up, then flaps down/slowdown, and followed by all out. they missed the second step. It turns out that extra 45 mph can be painful, a number of jumpers had muscles pulled when they hit that airstream. Nobody was seriously hurt but a few were limping around and didn't jump for a few days.

      Convention organizers said they had to do all kinds of paperwork with FAA. However, a key thing that made it possible to do jumps is Boeing did some airdrops while flight testing 727 in the 1960s. Organizers found a copy of that report to show actual tests indicate can safely drop something out of the airplane. Note that "Dan Cooper" was first to skydive from 727, then hijacker Richard McCoy was next to jump from 727 (some think he was DB Cooper). Later in the 1981 movie Pursuit of DB Cooper by two jumpers, Carl Boenish flying camera and (who?) skydiver as DB Cooper going out the plane. Then 11 years later the skydivers at Quincy in 1992.

      I gotta get my VHS tapes and post some vids. I acquired a black suit with a thin black tie and dark sunglasses to "do the scene" (however, I had no $200K) but this was in 20th century when you can make jokes about skyjackings. Next year did the same, and I met Bernie Rhodes who wrote the book, "D.B. Cooper: The Real McCoy." He was first startled when he saw me in my DB Cooper outfit.

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    8. Re:Forget the ejection seat. by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      1. Make sure exit door is open
      2. Aim plane at mountain
      3. Run like hell from the pilot's seat to the exit door.

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    9. Re:Forget the ejection seat. by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      D B Cooper is cited as the first successful jump from the 727, but there is no confirmation he lived through the jump.

    10. Re:Forget the ejection seat. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That little animation on wikipedia for the Cooper device is funny.

    11. Re:Forget the ejection seat. by green1 · · Score: 1

      It would still need to meet some regulations, the regulations aren't only to protect the people on board, they are also to protect anyone in other aircraft and on the ground.

    12. Re:Forget the ejection seat. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's possible to fly an aircraft without FAA certification: The FAA allows end-users to operate aircraft under an experimental certificate:
      http://www.faa.gov/aircraft/air_cert/airworthiness_certification/sp_awcert/experiment/

      What's the first item on that list? Research and development -- I'd say the Discovery Channel can meet that low bar.

      Besides, there's not really all that much structure to an airplane in the front. I used to work at Boeing and we had a number of real 41 sections that were
      used as the basis for engineering (read: non motion) simulators. You'd be surprised at how little there really is. The beefy parts are all down where there is serious weight (wing box, landing gear) and the forgings around the window openings.

      Further, if memory serves, there are emergency egress doors on the roof of the 707/727/737 cockpits.
      Assuming you don't give a shit about more than one landing cycle, it's no big to enlarge those.

  24. Ejections from a 727 by Firethorn · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I figure that the ejection was due to the regulations and cost making a pure remote flight impractical.

    As for the ejection from the 727, assuming it was from an actual ejection seat I'd assume that it was installed custom, commercial planes don't come with ejection equipment by default. As such, it'd be 'however the engineers decided to install this one-off system'.

    I'd probably go with a custom installed hatch in top with explosive bolts, with a fairly standard ejection chair installed on appropriate rails.

    On the other hand, going down, like how B52 ejection works, might actually make more sense - with a 727 you have engines mounted high and to the back; you really, really want to avoid being anywhere near those when you eject. Remember, they're sucking air during operation. There's also the big tail to consider.

    Still, you're looking at a lot more length than a fighter and a nice big rocket engine should give you plenty of clearance.

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    1. Re:Ejections from a 727 by Partaolas · · Score: 1

      I would guess the pilot ejected not too long prior to impact, so ejecting downwards probably wasn't an option. Also, not all of the seats of the B52 eject downwards.

    2. Re:Ejections from a 727 by icebrain · · Score: 2

      I'd guess "ejected" was probably the wrong term to use. More likely, the pilot bailed out (jumped) from the tail airstairs like D. B. Cooper, or went out through a specially-rigged baggage door hatch (an installation common on airliner test aircraft).

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    3. Re:Ejections from a 727 by Lord+Lode · · Score: 1

      I hope for him he didn't have to walk all the way from the front to the back though...

    4. Re:Ejections from a 727 by dave420 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Usually in craft such as these, during flight testing, there is a chute behind the cockpit that allows the crew to just slide out underneath the aircraft, missing engines and the tail. It is preferred to the awesome-yet-nonsense manually-fitted rocket-propelled ejection seat as those require extensive modification to the cockpit, rendering flight testing useless (as the test pilots are essentially flying a different plane at that point), and are a damn-sight more expensive than a simple hole in the craft. Rocket engines are entirely overkill. There is a *lot* of space in these passenger planes, and they fly slowly and usually at great altitude. That combination makes egress incredibly easy with a chute. With all due respect, I have no idea how your post was modded +4, Informative :)

    5. Re:Ejections from a 727 by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      awesome-yet-nonsense

      And if this was mythbusters this would be precisely the reason they'd go with the ejection seat. ;)

      As for 'extensive modifications', my understanding is that, at this point, an ejection seat simply needs an appropriately sized hole to go through(admittedly bigger than what just a person would need), and two rails to guide it. The rest of the unit is self contained and zero-zero units would easily clear the tail.

      But you're right, to my sadness rockets would also tend to scorch the avionics area too much. It's not like in this case that they couldn't simply have the pilot put it in automatic level flight for a few minutes to get out before the remote operation people set it to crash.

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    6. Re:Ejections from a 727 by dave420 · · Score: 1

      It would also require strengthening of the cockpit (floor & walls), as ejector seats are pretty damned heavy, plus to stop the rockets disfiguring the cockpit (and the hole), making a messy egress for the parts of the pilot lucky enough to not get pinned in the twisted metal. It's far easier, and safer, to just install a chute and hatch behind the cockpit, and give the pilot a parachute. Using a zero-zero chair has the great possibility of fucking up your spine, which is why they're only used in emergencies, and only as an absolute last resort. Heck, in the RAF you are (were?) only allowed a few ejections before you were removed from flying, as your spine simply can't put up with the insane amount of force required to accelerate your bag-of-soup body to the speeds required to separate you from the plane.

    7. Re:Ejections from a 727 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The ACES-II series ejection seats feature a solid-propellant rocket engine. The version you find in the F-16 is sufficient to launch you out of the aircraft, even while sitting motionless on the ground, and give you enough altitude to fully deploy the main chute before hitting the ground. Something like that would get you up, above the tall tail on the 727.

    8. Re:Ejections from a 727 by Immerman · · Score: 1

      That's great if something goes wrong at altitude, but if they're attempting a realistic crash-landing of the plane with the pilot ejecting only minutes before impact then the plane was probably already at low altitude and going about as slow as possible. That might interfere with the "normal" escape route. Still, I don't see how an ejection seat would buy you a meaningful amount of altitude, and I know I'd certainly feel safer ejecting from beneath a large, slow-moving plane than above it.

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    9. Re:Ejections from a 727 by Tyler+Eaves · · Score: 1

      Modern ejection seats are rated for 0/0 operation (e.g. safe ejection from an airplane parked on the ramp. The rocket provides all the altitude needed.

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    10. Re:Ejections from a 727 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My uncle had a single high speed ejection and then he was removed from combat flights. And no, it wasn't because he couldn't fly because they just moved him to a different type of plane for his regular duty.

    11. Re:Ejections from a 727 by Firethorn · · Score: 3, Informative

      Do you happen to have a quote on the weight? The closest I could find is 496 pounds for an ACES, 450lb(205kg) for an ancient Russian K-36 which should be within the design tolernances of a cockpit originally designed for three, at least for limited use. (Note: the K-36D may have gained weight, it was listed as 'noticeably heavier than the ACES II')

      Heck, that site says that a lightweight model suitable for trainers was developed - don't need to deal with significant slip-stream or ejection speeds over 510kts(727 cruise is 521kt)? 110lb with the K-36LT-3-5. Need that extra bit of speed capability? The K-36D-3.5 only ups that to 156lb giving you safe ejection up to 595 kt.

      As for the rockets disfiguring the hole, that's why I said 'appropriately sized'. He's not going to be mangled if he's already OUT of the plane by the time the rockets mangle the exit with their exhaust.

      Per the RAF and 'limited number of ejections' comment, well, my research shows that ejection seats have drastically improved from the '80s. I was thinking something modern, like an ACES II, would be used. The ACES II seat keeps maximum ejection forces between 12 and 14 G, a far cry from the 25+ seen with early seats which often seriously injured the one using it, sometimes even killing them.

      After all that, I'll note that in retrospect I'll agree with most of the other posters-an actual ejection seat was unlikely to have been used. At this point the logistics of fitting a 727 with an actual functioning ejection seat is more an interesting mental exercise.

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    12. Re:Ejections from a 727 by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      Update: Talked with a flightline guy. His quoted weight for an ACES II ejection seat, fully loaded, was '700 pounds'. That includes survival kit, life support supplies, etc... I'm sure he's rounding. Forgot to ask if that included the pilot. ;)

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    13. Re:Ejections from a 727 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not even a chute. My college roommate was a test pilot for Cessna, testing their biz-jets. Emergency egress was handled via a panel with explosive bolts and a perforated panel that dropped into the airstream.

  25. I loved Shark week by maroberts · · Score: 5, Funny

    Until it jumped the human

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    1. Re:I loved Shark week by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh dear. Silly comment but it still made me laugh very hard. Mod up please! :D

    2. Re:I loved Shark week by mooingyak · · Score: 3, Funny

      You're already at 5, so instead of modding you up I'll have to settle for sitting here and clapping.

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    3. Re:I loved Shark week by Guignol · · Score: 1

      I'm clearly missing something, can you explain the joke please ?
      (thi is not a snarky way to say it was not funny, I really suppose it must be but I don't get the reference(s) at all) care to explain ?
      thanks

    4. Re:I loved Shark week by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jumping_the_shark

    5. Re:I loved Shark week by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      for more than you want to know read: http://en.wikipedia.org/Jumping_the_shark

    6. Re:I loved Shark week by snorris01 · · Score: 1

      It has to do with a popular American sit-com reference. In the show Happy Days, a main character jumped over a shark, and the show was all downhill from there.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jumping_the_shark

    7. Re:I loved Shark week by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      You win the internet.

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    8. Re:I loved Shark week by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      interesting that the wiki page doesn't mention the fact that John Hein had to work very hard to ensure his creation caught hold, and caused quite the uproar at his brazen attempt to synthetically create a clever idiomatic expression. most people of intellect dismissed "jump the shark" as a fool's errand.

      after John Hein decided their needed to be an idiomatic way of describing television programs that were losing their relevancy, coolness or uniqueness, he thought about it long and hard, and after eliminating several dozen options, finally settled on "jumped the shark".

      he then created multiple websites, pushing the phrase, knowing full well that real idiomatic expressions were a result of spontaneous and serendipitous moment were thought collided with event, and in the moment something escaped someone's lips that was so funny, relevant or "lagom", that it was remembered by all witnesses, and subsequently used, spreading rapidly.

      i remember when the abomination of the manufactured phrase "jump the shark" came out.

      i'd use the phrase to describe the phrase itself upon birth, except that would lend validity, to something that was the second cousin of astroturfing.

      i immediately file away in my brain any persons that use that phrase in conversation or written word, as an utter fool and moron, to be duly disregarded.

    9. Re:I loved Shark week by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Search for the phrase "Jumping the Shark", and all will be explained.

    10. Re:I loved Shark week by dragonhunter21 · · Score: 2

      Well aren't you just a treasure.

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    11. Re:I loved Shark week by Guignol · · Score: 1

      Thanks a lot, that turned out to be more interesting/informative than I suspected ! several replied, and I think you are the first non AC to give the full material so thanks all and thank you :)
      Also, I do now get the joke, what I don't get the feel of about it is if it is just "that good" or if the expression "jump the shark" is really that common knowledge for the other side of the big blue (I knew about the show but Idon't think i saw this episode, and if I did, I was unaware of the 'thing' about it) so that it is "easy enough" to think about it, but either case, it's a good one, thanks for the explanation.

    12. Re:I loved Shark week by Guignol · · Score: 1

      Yes, thanks that was nice :)

    13. Re:I loved Shark week by maroberts · · Score: 1

      I'd just like to point out I'm from your side of the big blue myself.... :-)

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    14. Re:I loved Shark week by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i immediately file away in my brain any persons that use that phrase in conversation or written word, as an utter fool and moron, to be duly disregarded.

      Funny, that's what I do with elitist fucktards like you!

    15. Re:I loved Shark week by Guignol · · Score: 1

      Oh, great :) so how come were you so aware of this expression ? (aware enough that you could still turn it upside down knowing it would be recognized ?)
      did it cross to where you are or are you just that much connected to american culture ?
      thanks for the laugh and the memories anyway :) I loved that show back then and I clearly missed a lot of private jokes therre :)

    16. Re:I loved Shark week by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      most people of intellect dismissed "jump the shark" as a fool's errand.

      Did you do a poll of 'people of intellect'? Personally, I dismiss the statements of anyone who creates an imaginary crowd of support.

    17. Re:I loved Shark week by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Milhouse approved!

    18. Re:I loved Shark week by treeves · · Score: 1

      So you could say "jumping the shark" jumped the Atlantic?

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    19. Re:I loved Shark week by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      In Soviet Russia sharks jump humans?

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    20. Re:I loved Shark week by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      You'd certainly be the life and soul of the party. If you ever got invited to any.

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    21. Re:I loved Shark week by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes. it didn't take very long.

  26. Video of the 727 crash by clarkes1 · · Score: 5, Informative
    1. Re:Video of the 727 crash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A couple of points:

      1) Jerry Bruckheimer lies! There was no fireball at all!

      2) It didn't flip, spin, or do much of anything else. It did bounce and the front part fell off, but not too bad.

      3) That actually looked survivable in the back half of the aircraft. In the cheap seats, where I always am (way, way back). It would be bad, horrible shocks, lots of broken bones (spine, pelvis), lots of flying debris, but I actually expected worse.

    2. Re:Video of the 727 crash by girlintraining · · Score: 1

      Footnote: It's a shitty amateur video that's so jerky about half of the landing is off-camera, it goes in and out of focus, and the saturation and brightness continually change as the camera tries to cope with the moron aiming it. It's probably a cell phone. all the while, the sound of a diesel engine running obscures everything else that might be useful about the audio track.

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    3. Re:Video of the 727 crash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In a statement the producers say the crash "went according to plan and there were no injuries or damage to property".

      So no one owned the plane?

  27. Reminds me of another test by PingXao · · Score: 1

    Some company years ago was trying to sell the airlines on a new fuel formulation designed to not vaporise and erupt into a conflagration after a crash. They set up a deliberate crash landing by remote control onto a paved runway surface spiked with iron stakes designed to shred the plane's wings and fuel tanks. It was very cool and video has to be out there somewhere.

    Even cooler: how the revolutionary fuel concoction disappeared overnight after the plane burst into s hellish inferno of flames after touching down as planned! Priceless.

    1. Re:Reminds me of another test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was a NASA-led experiment back in 1984.

      As requested video is here: http://www.flightglobal.com/blogs/flight-international/2012/04/video-nasa-and-the-controlled.html

    2. Re:Reminds me of another test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It wasn't some company, it was NASA at the Dryden Flight Research Center inside Edwards Air Force Base - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Controlled_Impact_Demonstration

    3. Re:Reminds me of another test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was a NASA crash test designed to test a new fuel concoction.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOTrolTSvsQ&feature=fvst

    4. Re:Reminds me of another test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, that test of the fuel additive was misconstrued by the press. The flames shown in the video was because the airplane missed it's landing a bit, and the huge spikes ended up tearing up the engines, which caused the oil to burn. The fire actually didn't last very long at all, and put itself out. But the images of the initial flames were the only things that were reported. So the mildly successful test was reported as a failure.

  28. What about the environmental impact? by EmagGeek · · Score: 1, Insightful

    A plane crash has got to have the huge potential to leak all kinds of harmful substances into the local ecosystem. Jet fuel, oil, hydraulic fluid, and the combustion remnants of the plastics, fiberglass, aluminum, and other things... none of it could have been good for the local plant and wild life.

    Did Discovery do their due diligence to study such potential impacts, and perform a proper cleanup after the crash? What are they doing now to ensure there are no long-term adverse effects?

    1. Re:What about the environmental impact? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's mexico. This plane is the least of their worries.

    2. Re:What about the environmental impact? by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      It's in Mexico. Isn't Mexico City still the world's most polluted city, or did some Chinese city beat them at that prize? I doubt they're too worried about the environment in any case.

  29. Carbon Credits by Frankie70 · · Score: 3, Funny

    A plane crash has got to have the huge potential to leak all kinds of harmful substances into the local ecosystem. Jet fuel, oil, hydraulic fluid, and the combustion remnants of the plastics, fiberglass, aluminum, and other things... none of it could have been good for the local plant and wild life.

    Did Discovery do their due diligence to study such potential impacts, and perform a proper cleanup after the crash? What are they doing now to ensure there are no long-term adverse effects?

    They purchased carbon credits to offset all this.

    1. Re:Carbon Credits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Local plant and wildlife?
      It's a desert...

  30. Hence, test was done in Mexico? by goffster · · Score: 1

    No FAA there.

  31. I want his job: stunt pilot by jsepeta · · Score: 1

    if only I had a job where I got paid to crash airplanes, and eject from the cockpit.

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  32. Cool, but not novel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This was done bofore, by NASA & the FAA in 1984: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Controlled_Impact_Demonstration

  33. Not a 727 in the photo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The photo accompanying the article link is NOT the actual aircraft that Discovery crashed.
    It has a tail mounted engine, 727 have two on the wings.

    1. Re:Not a 727 in the photo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The photo accompanying the article link is NOT the actual aircraft that Discovery crashed.
      It has a tail mounted engine, 727 have two on the wings.

      Oh does it now?
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Pan_Am_727_tail.jpg

  34. Discovery Channel to change its name by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

    The Discovery Channel will now be known as "The Explosions and Aliens Channel".

  35. Was I the only one... by MonsterTrimble · · Score: 1

    ... that thought the Mythbusters *MUST* be involved somehow?

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  36. Did you read his book? by nido · · Score: 1

    Captain Sullenburg is the pilot who successfully ditched his Airbus in the Hudson river in 2009. I found a copy of his book, Highest Duty, in a discount book bin a few months ago.

    The interesting thing about "Sully" is that he'd spent his entire career studying aviation accidents, and thinking about what he, as a pilot, could have done to make the accident turn out better.

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    1. Re:Did you read his book? by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      How did you like it? I've been wondering about it, and I've gotten the book-reading bug back after losing it for a few years. It's been on the list to check out for a while, but I've not even looked at it at a book store.

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    2. Re:Did you read his book? by nido · · Score: 1

      This was the first book I've read in quite some time, and I really liked it. It's not a deep book, just sorta biographical. He (well, 'they' - it was cowritten with the guy who co-wrote Gabrielle Gifford's book, Zaslow or something like that) cover all the experiences that prepared him to make those immediate decisions after they'd hit the flock of birds.

      ***** (5 stars)

      I saw a copy at a charity book sale in February, so you might check Goodwill. AbeBooks.com has copies for $1 + shipping...

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    3. Re:Did you read his book? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This was the first book I've read in quite some time

      Why? Are you a retard?

  37. Fantastic! by sammy+baby · · Score: 1

    I propose that this be used as in-flight viewing for long flights.

    "And now , we can see just how intense the shear forces applied to the..."

    "OH GOD LAND NOW OH GOD"

  38. New Gov't Program by craigminah · · Score: 1

    This is the first of many scheduled flights as part of a new Eric Holder sponsored program to return illegal immigrants to their home of record (I know...bad taste, but I couldn't help myself).

  39. ok by cuon · · Score: 1

    So you can crash a 727, but WILL IT BLEND?

  40. Lost by WilyCoder · · Score: 1

    WAAAALLLLLTTTTT!!!

  41. Are you sure? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are you sure, after all a definition of expert is of someone who knows more and more about less and less...

  42. They used to be good, but now... by Andrio · · Score: 1

    Discovery Channel = Reality shows targeting men. The Learning Channel = Reality shows targeting women

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  43. Re:Sorry to be crude and all but all I can think i by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

    No, it's not: The cake is a lie, and the 727 crash is just a variation of victory candescence.

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  44. This was done already. by Stan92057 · · Score: 1

    This was done already. A passenger Plane was crashed and it was set up to have the wings sheared off so it would catch fire/explode. Just don't remember what show it was on and I'm pretty sure there was crash test dummy's but not a place full. And it was flown remotely which was pretty cool in itself.

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  45. Aw man... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Aw man... I just bought that!

  46. Re:Sorry to be crude and all but all I can think i by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1

    The cake is a lie!

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  47. Myth Busters by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    Please tell me the Myth Busters were in on this!

    If not, WHY NOT!

  48. If they wanted to destroy a 727 by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

    They should have just used it for homeless housing.

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  49. redneck pilots, coming on june 5, 8pm est by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    im sure it was for a show "redneck pilots". Barry tried to get the gatr' before it got to the cockpit; he was too late.

    1. Re:redneck pilots, coming on june 5, 8pm est by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sorry; redneck crash dummies

  50. 9/11 conspiracy people by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

    How soon before the 9/11 conspiracy people comment on this?

    (despite the fact that no 727s were used in those attacks).

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  51. Shark Week moves to Fox News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Reality meets reality?

    I wonder who the really crash dummies are that were aboard the 727? Better than being retired to some place in the desert?