Here's What Facebook Sends the Cops In Response To a Subpoena
An anonymous reader writes "Facebook already shares its Law Enforcement Guidelines publicly, but we've never actually seen the data Menlo Park sends over to the cops when it gets a formal subpoena for your profile information. Now we know. This appears to be the first time we get to see what a Facebook account report looks like. The document was released by the The Boston Phoenix as part of a lengthy feature titled 'Hunting the Craigslist Killer,' which describes how an online investigation helped officials track down Philip Markoff. The man committed suicide, which meant the police didn't care if the Facebook document was published elsewhere, after robbing two women and murdering a third."
Maybe they should have deleted his girlfriends name and location from this stuff, before publishing it to the net.
After robbing two women and murdering a third, I'd be very surprised if the police cared about anything.
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/105727/fb-subpoena-db/index.html
"The man committed suicide, which meant the police didn't care if the Facebook document was published elsewhere, after robbing two women and murdering a third."
Indeed, if the cops are going around robbing and murdering, why should any of us worry about a Facebook profile?
The correlation between ignorance of statistics and using "correlation is not causation" as an argument is close to 1.
full-screen viewer with page-flipping animation? I'd commit suicide too.
to a formal subpoena?
Is it just me, but it doesn't include private messages? or is it because there were none?
This is the best argument for browsing at -1 that I have ever seen. Even though it looks like it's machine-generated nonsense, it's still one of the best comments ever made on Slashdot.
Never had an account. Never will. I'm glad I've stuck to my guns this long and I hope others will push forward as well. I wonder if this correlates to me never having a girlfriend.
What does the information they provide to paying parties (advertisers) look like?
Nothing to see.
This is the best argument for browsing at -1 that I have ever seen. Even though it looks like it's machine-generated nonsense, it's still one of the best comments ever made on Slashdot.
I wholly agree. It reminds me of Vogon poetry. Butthole is used throughout, quite successfully, as a lubricant for the deep prose sprinkled about. Without it, I believe it would make much less sense. While the statement that "God is a dog's anus farting loudly" was quite provocative as a commentary on the meaning of life, it derailed rather quickly with the nonsequiter introduction of a catfish arriving at noon of all times....
Not the work of a true Vogon master, but I sense much potential.
I believe it may be the work of one of Pratchett's Gonagle's, a Pictish battle poet. Not that they do poems about battles as such, they're usually to busy killing the enemy with doggerel. I can't wonder if it isn't abstract insults from another language translated into English. I'm surprised to see the absence of Butthole and Levopoda at Tenagra.
Please consider this account deleted, I just can't be bothered with the spam anymore.
Based on the documents, it looks like Facebook even was able to provide deleted wall posts and friends.
So do you think our old-media friends will ever point out when a Facebook or other tracking/logging program proves someone wasn't committing a crime because he was at home at the time of the incident?
"Well, good luck finding a judge that doesn't run a bestiality site."
Is there a way to download the whole document? At the moment all I can do is look at individual pages.
Compared to what some of the European folks that were using DPA to harass Facebook and getting reams of data, this seems pretty tame .. perhaps it's because FB was just responding the subpoena as written?
.. think about your average webserver and what it logs by default.
Nothing in TFA should surprise anyone that has any experience in enterprise IT
This is a gross violation of privacy. The material was clearly only disclosed in connection with a criminal investigation and at least on Facebook's part, clearly marked confidential and not for release. Then a public agency releases it! Dead or not, the entire family has been smeared by this release, apparently including dead ones. This is a violation of something and if it is not in itself criminal, it should be. However I think it is.
JJ
Agreed. Leaves some interesting questions to think about. Like what Samarkand might have become.
Oh, the beautiful gloss of greality!
Does it fart loudly?
Oh, the beautiful gloss of greality!
And it's still more coherent than Timothy's summaries.
Friends/family:
"How's Boston going for you? How's Bean Town?"
Phil M:
"Well, I've got a rheumatology exam, and I pulled a black 9mm Luger pistol, not far inside the door. Began to bind her hands with white plastic flexcuffs, but before I could complete this, she fought back. In our subsequent struggle I hit her in the skull with my gun, causing injuries I'd describe as serious but not fatal. I then shot her three times. One bullet lodged in her hip, while two bullets went straight through her, piercing her heart and lung. It's also quite cold here at the moment."
Friends/family:
"Really? I heard that it sometimes rains in Boston? I got an oncology exam coming up myself."
Phil M:
"Lol, sometimes. About 55 here I think."
lol +1!
Interesting that there doesn't seem to be a password in that report. Since a lot of people use the same password for everything, you would think that would be demanded.
Or maybe they actually hash the passwords like they should.
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Perfectly said.
If I have seen further it is by stealing the Intellectual Property of giants.
the statement that "God is a dog's anus farting loudly"
lol, sounds like someone really, really, really horribly misinterpreted a Buddhist riddle or something.
"What is the sound of a dog's anus farting loudly? Within that, you will find god."
Random Thoughts From A Diseased Mind (Not For Dummies)
50 years from now, we're gonna find that Chinese and Russian agents have secretly been passing messages in seemingly nonsense posts on Slashdot.
Taking bets. My guess is this one is about a Russian sub off the coast of Beijing.
Random Thoughts From A Diseased Mind (Not For Dummies)
That guy must have a huge black rectangle fetish to have filled his account with so many of them.
Parent is AC troll.
For those who think he might have a point, look up Duverger's law. We have a two party system due to the math of our election system, not because we fail to exercise free will. It's math, not principle that is at issue.
I won't join Slashcott. OTOH, If Beta goes live, I just won't be back until it's fixed. Sorry Dice.
This calls for a new alternative mod point, "+1 Poetic"
Yes. Ivan reports a malfunctioning urinal and is requesting repair parts.
Yeah, but who you gonna call?
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(This one should be easy for the crypto nerds, pretty weak)
I'm fairly certain he worked for facebook at the time his account was last checked into, since 172.23.*.* is not routed on the Internet, being RFC 1918 compliant. Or did facebook log in to his account themselves?
I was promised a flying car. Where is my flying car?
Looks like Facebook is a serious business...folks, time to update your memes.
If you post as an AC, don't expect me to spend a mod point on you.
The one thing that struck me is how much easier it is to navigate that profile in their subpoena response than it would if I was looking at it when using Facebook through a browser. They should really consider adding a "Subpoena view" view on their website, kind of like a "Print view", but even better yet!
This post was marked as redundant? Dear dog's anus farting loudly...
sysadmins and parents of newborns get the same amount of sleep.
The man committed suicide, which meant the police didn't care if the Facebook document was published elsewhere, after robbing two women and murdering a third.
I don't know about this case. But there have been those who were falsely accused. And now the real perp. gets a look at what the cops know (and don't know). So he's got a chance to move the other bodies.
Have gnu, will travel.
Hmmm, interesting to puzzle out the references:
Samarkand is a city in Uzbekistan.
Levodopa is a psychiatric drug
Corinth city in Greece.
His previous postings are not quite as good, and this gem sheds some light on his... condition...
If you're not a lawyer, a judge, or a juror, you have no obligation to maintain an artificial neutrality with regards to someone's guilt or innocence.
If you believe in reason, then you have an obligation to not believe random things until being shown proof without holes. Doesn't matter if it's a journal article on nuclear chemistry or an accusation of a crime. Show us the proof, don't bullshit us if the data is inconclusive.
My God, it's Full of Source!
OUTSIDE_IP=$(dig +short my.ip @outsideip.net)
How many are there? I've never heard of THIS one.