A professor at the University of Mississippi is giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in ghostses?" About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghostses, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghostse?" About 40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghostse?" 15 students raise their hands.
"That's great. Has anyone here ever touched a ghostse?" 3 students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghostse?" One student way in the back raises his hand.
The professor is astonished and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghostse. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."
The redneck student replies with a nod and a grin, and begins to make his way up to the podium. The professor says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with ghostse."
The student replies, "Ghostse?!? From ah-way back there ah thought yuh said "goatse."
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A professor at the University of Mississippi is giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in ghostses?" About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghostses, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghostse?" About 40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghostse?" 15 students raise their hands.
"That's great. Has anyone here ever touched a ghostse?" 3 students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghostse?" One student way in the back raises his hand.
The professor is astonished and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghostse. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."
The redneck student replies with a nod and a grin, and begins to make his way up to the podium. The professor says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with ghostse."
The student replies, "Ghostse?!? From ah-way back there ah thought yuh said "goatse."
I like the Gin Blossoms better, but here goes some GNR...
Anything Goes Find this song on Sheet music, CD
I been thinkin' 'bout Thinkin' 'bout sex Always hungry for somethin' That I haven't had yet Maybe baby you got somethin' to lose Well, I got somethin', I got somethin' for you
My way - your way Anything goes tonight My way - your way Anything goes
Panties 'round your knees With your ass in debris Doin' dat grind with a push and squeeze Tied up, tied down, up against the wall Be my rubbermade baby An' we can do it all
A professor at the University of Mississippi is giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in ghostses?" About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghostses, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghostse?" About 40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghostse?" 15 students raise their hands.
"That's great. Has anyone here ever touched a ghostse?" 3 students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghostse?" One student way in the back raises his hand.
The professor is astonished and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghostse. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."
The redneck student replies with a nod and a grin, and begins to make his way up to the podium. The professor says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with ghostse."
The student replies, "Ghostse?!? From ah-way back there ah thought yuh said "goatse."
Oh, well I don't this that this is piss-poor, I rather like it:
A professor at the University of Mississippi is giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in ghostses?" About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghostses, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghostse?" About 40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghostse?" 15 students raise their hands.
"That's great. Has anyone here ever touched a ghostse?" 3 students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghostse?" One student way in the back raises his hand.
The professor is astonished and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghostse. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."
The redneck student replies with a nod and a grin, and begins to make his way up to the podium. The professor says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with ghostse."
The student replies, "Ghostse?!? From ah-way back there ah thought yuh said "goatse."
A professor at the University of Mississippi is giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in ghostses?" About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghostses, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghostse?" About 40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghostse?" 15 students raise their hands.
"That's great. Has anyone here ever touched a ghostse?" 3 students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghostse?" One student way in the back raises his hand.
The professor is astonished and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghostse. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."
The redneck student replies with a nod and a grin, and begins to make his way up to the podium. The professor says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with ghostse."
The student replies, "Ghostse?!? From ah-way back there ah thought yuh said "goatse."
A professor at the University of Mississippi is giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in ghostses?" About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghostses, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghostse?" About 40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghostse?" 15 students raise their hands.
"That's great. Has anyone here ever touched a ghostse?" 3 students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghostse?" One student way in the back raises his hand.
The professor is astonished and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghostse. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."
The redneck student replies with a nod and a grin, and begins to make his way up to the podium. The professor says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with ghostse."
The student replies, "Ghostse?!? From ah-way back there ah thought yuh said "goatse."
A professor at the University of Mississippi is giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in ghostses?" About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghostses, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghostse?" About 40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghostse?" 15 students raise their hands.
"That's great. Has anyone here ever touched a ghostse?" 3 students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghostse?" One student way in the back raises his hand.
The professor is astonished and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghostse. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."
The redneck student replies with a nod and a grin, and begins to make his way up to the podium. The professor says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with ghostse."
The student replies, "Ghostse?!? From ah-way back there ah thought yuh said "goatse."
A professor at the University of Mississippi is giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in ghostses?" About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghostses, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghostse?" About 40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghostse?" 15 students raise their hands.
"That's great. Has anyone here ever touched a ghostse?" 3 students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghostse?" One student way in the back raises his hand.
The professor is astonished and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghostse. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."
The redneck student replies with a nod and a grin, and begins to make his way up to the podium. The professor says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with ghostse."
The student replies, "Ghostse?!? From ah-way back there ah thought yuh said "goatse."
It's got a "DOT" in there, numb-fuck. I know what it's supposed to look like, but to me it looks like GOAT-SEE-DOT-SEE-ECKS. Now go stick your head in a bumper dumper
A professor at the University of Mississippi is giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in ghostses?" About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghostses, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghostse?" About 40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghostse?" 15 students raise their hands.
"That's great. Has anyone here ever touched a ghostse?" 3 students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghostse?" One student way in the back raises his hand.
The professor is astonished and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghostse. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."
The redneck student replies with a nod and a grin, and begins to make his way up to the podium. The professor says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with ghostse."
The student replies, "Ghostse?!? From ah-way back there ah thought yuh said "goatse."
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A professor at the University of Mississippi is giving a
lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his
audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in
ghostses?" About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who
believe in ghostses, do any of you think you've ever seen
a ghostse?" About 40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good. Has anyone here ever talked to a
ghostse?" 15 students raise their hands.
"That's great. Has anyone here ever touched a ghostse?" 3
students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question
further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghostse?"
One student way in the back raises his hand.
The professor is astonished and says, "Son, all the
years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever
claimed to have slept with a ghostse. You've got to come
up here and tell us about your experience."
The redneck student replies with a nod and a grin, and
begins to make his way up to the podium. The professor
says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with
ghostse."
The student replies, "Ghostse?!? From ah-way back there ah
thought yuh said "goatse."
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goatse! goatse! goatse! goatse! Kiss my ass, Slashdot.
You should try Olive Garden's Chicken-cum broccoli. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
A professor at the University of Mississippi is giving a
lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his
audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in
ghostses?" About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who
believe in ghostses, do any of you think you've ever seen
a ghostse?" About 40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good. Has anyone here ever talked to a
ghostse?" 15 students raise their hands.
"That's great. Has anyone here ever touched a ghostse?" 3
students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question
further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghostse?"
One student way in the back raises his hand.
The professor is astonished and says, "Son, all the
years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever
claimed to have slept with a ghostse. You've got to come
up here and tell us about your experience."
The redneck student replies with a nod and a grin, and
begins to make his way up to the podium. The professor
says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with
ghostse."
The student replies, "Ghostse?!? From ah-way back there ah
thought yuh said "goatse."
I like the Gin Blossoms better, but here goes some GNR...
Anything Goes
Find this song on Sheet music, CD
I been thinkin' 'bout
Thinkin' 'bout sex
Always hungry for somethin'
That I haven't had yet
Maybe baby you got somethin' to lose
Well, I got somethin', I got somethin' for you
My way - your way
Anything goes tonight
My way - your way
Anything goes
Panties 'round your knees
With your ass in debris
Doin' dat grind with a push and squeeze
Tied up, tied down, up against the wall
Be my rubbermade baby
An' we can do it all
My way - your way
Anything goes tonight
A professor at the University of Mississippi is giving a
lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his
audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in
ghostses?" About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who
believe in ghostses, do any of you think you've ever seen
a ghostse?" About 40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good. Has anyone here ever talked to a
ghostse?" 15 students raise their hands.
"That's great. Has anyone here ever touched a ghostse?" 3
students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question
further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghostse?"
One student way in the back raises his hand.
The professor is astonished and says, "Son, all the
years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever
claimed to have slept with a ghostse. You've got to come
up here and tell us about your experience."
The redneck student replies with a nod and a grin, and
begins to make his way up to the podium. The professor
says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with
ghostse."
The student replies, "Ghostse?!? From ah-way back there ah
thought yuh said "goatse."
Oh, well I don't this that this is piss-poor, I rather like it:
A professor at the University of Mississippi is giving a
lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his
audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in
ghostses?" About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who
believe in ghostses, do any of you think you've ever seen
a ghostse?" About 40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good. Has anyone here ever talked to a
ghostse?" 15 students raise their hands.
"That's great. Has anyone here ever touched a ghostse?" 3
students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question
further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghostse?"
One student way in the back raises his hand.
The professor is astonished and says, "Son, all the
years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever
claimed to have slept with a ghostse. You've got to come
up here and tell us about your experience."
The redneck student replies with a nod and a grin, and
begins to make his way up to the podium. The professor
says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with
ghostse."
The student replies, "Ghostse?!? From ah-way back there ah
thought yuh said "goatse."
What was piss-poor, this?
A professor at the University of Mississippi is giving a
lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his
audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in
ghostses?" About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who
believe in ghostses, do any of you think you've ever seen
a ghostse?" About 40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good. Has anyone here ever talked to a
ghostse?" 15 students raise their hands.
"That's great. Has anyone here ever touched a ghostse?" 3
students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question
further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghostse?"
One student way in the back raises his hand.
The professor is astonished and says, "Son, all the
years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever
claimed to have slept with a ghostse. You've got to come
up here and tell us about your experience."
The redneck student replies with a nod and a grin, and
begins to make his way up to the podium. The professor
says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with
ghostse."
The student replies, "Ghostse?!? From ah-way back there ah
thought yuh said "goatse."
Gets to use the bumper dumper
Soderbergh also did Kafka
/.
That is disgusting Stop talking about gay sex on
Soderbergh also did Kafka
/.
That is disgusting! Strop talking about gay sex on
who didn't get first post. Damn 2 minute wait between posts :-(
Do you really need some sig for your bum?
I like to wank when I'm on my bumper dumper
Testin' mah bumpah dumpah, foo'
A professor at the University of Mississippi is giving a
lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his
audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in
ghostses?" About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who
believe in ghostses, do any of you think you've ever seen
a ghostse?" About 40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good. Has anyone here ever talked to a
ghostse?" 15 students raise their hands.
"That's great. Has anyone here ever touched a ghostse?" 3
students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question
further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghostse?"
One student way in the back raises his hand.
The professor is astonished and says, "Son, all the
years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever
claimed to have slept with a ghostse. You've got to come
up here and tell us about your experience."
The redneck student replies with a nod and a grin, and
begins to make his way up to the podium. The professor
says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with
ghostse."
The student replies, "Ghostse?!? From ah-way back there ah
thought yuh said "goatse."
A professor at the University of Mississippi is giving a
lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his
audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in
ghostses?" About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who
believe in ghostses, do any of you think you've ever seen
a ghostse?" About 40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good. Has anyone here ever talked to a
ghostse?" 15 students raise their hands.
"That's great. Has anyone here ever touched a ghostse?" 3
students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question
further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghostse?"
One student way in the back raises his hand.
The professor is astonished and says, "Son, all the
years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever
claimed to have slept with a ghostse. You've got to come
up here and tell us about your experience."
The redneck student replies with a nod and a grin, and
begins to make his way up to the podium. The professor
says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with
ghostse."
The student replies, "Ghostse?!? From ah-way back there ah
thought yuh said "goatse."
A professor at the University of Mississippi is giving a
lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his
audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in
ghostses?" About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who
believe in ghostses, do any of you think you've ever seen
a ghostse?" About 40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good. Has anyone here ever talked to a
ghostse?" 15 students raise their hands.
"That's great. Has anyone here ever touched a ghostse?" 3
students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question
further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghostse?"
One student way in the back raises his hand.
The professor is astonished and says, "Son, all the
years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever
claimed to have slept with a ghostse. You've got to come
up here and tell us about your experience."
The redneck student replies with a nod and a grin, and
begins to make his way up to the podium. The professor
says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with
ghostse."
The student replies, "Ghostse?!? From ah-way back there ah
thought yuh said "goatse."
It's got a "DOT" in there, numb-fuck. I know what it's supposed to look like, but to me it looks like GOAT-SEE-DOT-SEE-ECKS. Now go stick your head in a bumper dumper
Uh... cool... that deserves a goatse.cx link
this web site is better.
So, what the hell does it say? Some of us don't have the damn paperclip available for comment...
A professor at the University of Mississippi is giving a
lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his
audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in
ghostses?" About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who
believe in ghostses, do any of you think you've ever seen
a ghostse?" About 40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good. Has anyone here ever talked to a
ghostse?" 15 students raise their hands.
"That's great. Has anyone here ever touched a ghostse?" 3
students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question
further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghostse?"
One student way in the back raises his hand.
The professor is astonished and says, "Son, all the
years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever
claimed to have slept with a ghostse. You've got to come
up here and tell us about your experience."
The redneck student replies with a nod and a grin, and
begins to make his way up to the podium. The professor
says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with
ghostse."
The student replies, "Ghostse?!? From ah-way back there ah
thought yuh said "goatse."
*LOL* That is the shit. Thanks for pointing that out :-P
Thanks. Now all's yuh got'sta do's buy a bumpah dumpah so's yoo kin go huntin'!