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  1. Mississippi Trollse on The Wayback Machine, Friend or Foe? · · Score: -1

    A professor at the University of Mississippi is giving a
    lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his
    audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in
    ghostses?" About 90 students raise their hands.

    "Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who
    believe in ghostses, do any of you think you've ever seen
    a ghostse?" About 40 students raise their hands.

    "That's really good. Has anyone here ever talked to a
    ghostse?" 15 students raise their hands.

    "That's great. Has anyone here ever touched a ghostse?" 3
    students raise their hands.

    "That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question
    further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghostse?"
    One student way in the back raises his hand.

    The professor is astonished and says, "Son, all the
    years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever
    claimed to have slept with a ghostse. You've got to come
    up here and tell us about your experience."

    The redneck student replies with a nod and a grin, and
    begins to make his way up to the podium. The professor
    says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with
    ghostse."

    The student replies, "Ghostse?!? From ah-way back there ah
    thought yuh said "goatse."

  2. Re:Politcal slant AGAIN on Government Brings Antitrust Actions Against Rambus, Micron · · Score: -1

    That's why you should only read the trolls from now on.

  3. Re:Politcal slant AGAIN on Government Brings Antitrust Actions Against Rambus, Micron · · Score: -1

    He-ee-ar in t' South, wes all Republic-cans. We votes for them Republic-cans no matter how idiotic the's cuz we's rednecks

  4. Re:Kursk? on Government Brings Antitrust Actions Against Rambus, Micron · · Score: -1

    Sure. Here you go

  5. Re:Windows XP much easier/better than Linux - 0001 on Government Brings Antitrust Actions Against Rambus, Micron · · Score: -1

    Dude, chill out. Buy a bumper dumper

  6. Re:There once was a Ghostse... on Government Brings Antitrust Actions Against Rambus, Micron · · Score: -1

    That is hylarious, dude... at least I think it is since I haven't listened to it. I'll do so as soon as I get home to make sure you don't somehow trick me into viewing the photo by the same name as the tune when I follow the link.

    I'll now leave you with these wonderful tunes

  7. Re:check out this hot hunk of meat on Government Brings Antitrust Actions Against Rambus, Micron · · Score: -1
  8. Re:♪ First musical post! ♫ on Government Brings Antitrust Actions Against Rambus, Micron · · Score: -1

    You should buy a bumper dumper

  9. There once was a Ghostse... on Government Brings Antitrust Actions Against Rambus, Micron · · Score: -1

    who got first post.

  10. Two Words... on Red Hat, HP, Intel Join in Itanium Linux Alliance · · Score: -1

    Bumper Dumper

    Thank you.

  11. Re:Power on Mobile Phone in Your Teeth! · · Score: -1

    Don't fe-ee-all suh bad. Jus' gets yuhself uh dumper dumper

  12. LAST CHANCE! on Mobile Phone in Your Teeth! · · Score: -1

    $5 off your next purchase at bumperdumper.com! Click click here!

  13. Mississippi Ghostse on Red Hat, HP, Intel Join in Itanium Linux Alliance · · Score: -1

    A professor at the University of Mississippi is giving a
    lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his
    audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in
    ghostses?" About 90 students raise their hands.

    "Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who
    believe in ghostses, do any of you think you've ever seen
    a ghostse?" About 40 students raise their hands.

    "That's really good. Has anyone here ever talked to a
    ghostse?" 15 students raise their hands.

    "That's great. Has anyone here ever touched a ghostse?" 3
    students raise their hands.

    "That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question
    further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghostse?"
    One student way in the back raises his hand.

    The professor is astonished and says, "Son, all the
    years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever
    claimed to have slept with a ghostse. You've got to come
    up here and tell us about your experience."

    The redneck student replies with a nod and a grin, and
    begins to make his way up to the podium. The professor
    says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with
    ghostse."

    The student replies, "Ghostse?!? From ah-way back there ah
    thought yuh said "goatse."

  14. Re:KURO5HIN TO GO BANKRUPT!!! on The Owner-Builder Book · · Score: -1

    A professor at the University of Mississippi is giving a
    lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his
    audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in
    ghostses?" About 90 students raise their hands.

    "Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who
    believe in ghostses, do any of you think you've ever seen
    a ghostse?" About 40 students raise their hands.

    "That's really good. Has anyone here ever talked to a
    ghostse?" 15 students raise their hands.

    "That's great. Has anyone here ever touched a ghostse?" 3
    students raise their hands.

    "That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question
    further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghostse?"
    One student way in the back raises his hand.

    The professor is astonished and says, "Son, all the
    years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever
    claimed to have slept with a ghostse. You've got to come
    up here and tell us about your experience."

    The redneck student replies with a nod and a grin, and
    begins to make his way up to the podium. The professor
    says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with
    ghostse."

    The student replies, "Ghostse?!? From ah-way back there ah
    thought yuh said "goatse."

  15. Re:♬ First musical post! ♫ on The Owner-Builder Book · · Score: -1

    A professor at the University of Mississippi is giving a
    lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his
    audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in
    ghostses?" About 90 students raise their hands.

    "Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who
    believe in ghostses, do any of you think you've ever seen
    a ghostse?" About 40 students raise their hands.

    "That's really good. Has anyone here ever talked to a
    ghostse?" 15 students raise their hands.

    "That's great. Has anyone here ever touched a ghostse?" 3
    students raise their hands.

    "That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question
    further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghostse?"
    One student way in the back raises his hand.

    The professor is astonished and says, "Son, all the
    years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever
    claimed to have slept with a ghostse. You've got to come
    up here and tell us about your experience."

    The redneck student replies with a nod and a grin, and
    begins to make his way up to the podium. The professor
    says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with
    ghostse."

    The student replies, "Ghostse?!? From ah-way back there ah
    thought yuh said "goatse."

  16. Save $5... on The Owner-Builder Book · · Score: -1

    on your next purchase at bumper dumper.com!

  17. Re:yes it does on New Mobile Phones Showcased · · Score: -1

    Wees he-ee-ar in Miss'ssippi woulds jus' laa-k t' say dat bumper dumper's ah better dan an' open sores projuc' yah gots.

  18. Mississippi Ghostse on New Mobile Phones Showcased · · Score: -1

    A professor at the University of Mississippi is giving a
    lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his
    audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in
    ghostses?" About 90 students raise their hands.

    "Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who
    believe in ghostses, do any of you think you've ever seen
    a ghostse?" About 40 students raise their hands.

    "That's really good. Has anyone here ever talked to a
    ghostse?" 15 students raise their hands.

    "That's great. Has anyone here ever touched a ghostse?" 3
    students raise their hands.

    "That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question
    further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghostse?"
    One student way in the back raises his hand.

    The professor is astonished and says, "Son, all the
    years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever
    claimed to have slept with a ghostse. You've got to come
    up here and tell us about your experience."

    The redneck student replies with a nod and a grin, and
    begins to make his way up to the podium. The professor
    says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with
    ghostse."

    The student replies, "Ghostse?!? From ah-way back there ah
    thought yuh said "goatse."

  19. Re:Here's some holes I'd like to exploit... on Apache Vulnerability Announced · · Score: -1

    Since I am a horny /. geek with absolutely no love life, I will reply to this in order to more easily return to it in the future.

  20. Re:MOD PARENT UP on AP reports on renewed "Browser War" · · Score: -1

    A professor at the University of Mississippi is giving a
    lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his
    audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in
    ghostses?" About 90 students raise their hands.

    "Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who
    believe in ghostses, do any of you think you've ever seen
    a ghostse?" About 40 students raise their hands.

    "That's really good. Has anyone here ever talked to a
    ghostse?" 15 students raise their hands.

    "That's great. Has anyone here ever touched a ghostse?" 3
    students raise their hands.

    "That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question
    further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghostse?"
    One student way in the back raises his hand.

    The professor is astonished and says, "Son, all the
    years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever
    claimed to have slept with a ghostse. You've got to come
    up here and tell us about your experience."

    The redneck student replies with a nod and a grin, and
    begins to make his way up to the podium. The professor
    says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with
    ghostse."

    The student replies, "Ghostse?!? From ah-way back there ah
    thought yuh said "goatse."

  21. Mississippi ghostse on AP reports on renewed "Browser War" · · Score: -1

    A professor at the University of Mississippi is giving a
    lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his
    audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in
    ghostses?" About 90 students raise their hands.

    "Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who
    believe in ghostses, do any of you think you've ever seen
    a ghostse?" About 40 students raise their hands.

    "That's really good. Has anyone here ever talked to a
    ghostse?" 15 students raise their hands.

    "That's great. Has anyone here ever touched a ghostse?" 3
    students raise their hands.

    "That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question
    further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghostse?"
    One student way in the back raises his hand.

    The professor is astonished and says, "Son, all the
    years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever
    claimed to have slept with a ghostse. You've got to come
    up here and tell us about your experience."

    The redneck student replies with a nod and a grin, and
    begins to make his way up to the podium. The professor
    says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with
    ghostse."

    The student replies, "Ghostse?!? From ah-way back there ah
    thought yuh said "goatse."

  22. Mississippi Ghostse on Apache Vulnerability Announced · · Score: -1

    A professor at the University of Mississippi is giving a
    lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his
    audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in
    ghostses?" About 90 students raise their hands.

    "Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who
    believe in ghostses, do any of you think you've ever seen
    a ghostse?" About 40 students raise their hands.

    "That's really good. Has anyone here ever talked to a
    ghostse?" 15 students raise their hands.

    "That's great. Has anyone here ever touched a ghostse?" 3
    students raise their hands.

    "That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question
    further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghostse?"
    One student way in the back raises his hand.

    The professor is astonished and says, "Son, all the
    years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever
    claimed to have slept with a ghostse. You've got to come
    up here and tell us about your experience."

    The redneck student replies with a nod and a grin, and
    begins to make his way up to the podium. The professor
    says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with
    ghostse."

    The student replies, "Ghostse?!? From ah-way back there ah
    thought yuh said "goatse."

  23. There once was a ghostse on Joel On The Economics of Open Source · · Score: -1

    who won the world cup

  24. Re:Excellent work! on IMSAI Series Two · · Score: -1

    I thanks yee, kind sir. Y'all at CLIT gots some fr'nds ovah yondah ats da Mississippi Ghostse Society. Y'all takes't eezy now!

  25. Re:There once was a ghostse on IMSAI Series Two · · Score: -1

    I thanks yee, kind sir. Y'all at CLIT gots some fr'nds ovah yondah ats da Mississippi Ghostse Society Y'all takes't eezy now!