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  1. Re:Hrmm on Apple is Going Out of Business ... Again · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well it's Slashdot, think about it

  2. Re:Duct tape. on Rand Expert Says To Keep Mum About Killer Asteroids · · Score: 1

    Don't forget the plastic wrap.

    That and a desk to get under in the event of nuclear war.

  3. Re:Omens on The Search for Secret Shuttle Parts · · Score: 1

    I'm not saying they aren't evil or that they aren't acting like the antichrist would. I should have said that I was comparing their evilness to that of the antichrist.

  4. Re:Omens on The Search for Secret Shuttle Parts · · Score: 1

    Just joking. I don't think he is the actual antichrist, if thats what you thought I meant. I wasn't trying to make anything go together with Revalations, I'm not a freak. I was just joking about how the Bush administration is evil.

  5. Re:Omens on The Search for Secret Shuttle Parts · · Score: 1

    "...or at least he believes in the bible which is full of such interpretations of events."

    Has he read the part about the antichrist. I'm thinking he fits the description.

  6. Re:Fascism on PATRIOT II Legislation Leaked · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry, you must have taken a wrong turn. Soviet Russia is that way.

    I can only hope that the parent post is a joke, but these days it's hard to tell.

  7. Invalidated on Biotech Genome Patents Invalidated? · · Score: 1

    They wouldn't be able to enforce a patent on cancer. I think we have some prior art on cancer to back this up.

  8. Change their name on The End of the Free PCI Device List (Update) · · Score: 1

    Instead of closing down he should host the website formerly known as PCI.

  9. The RIAA went easy on the numbers on Fast CD-R Drives Make For Twice the Piracy · · Score: 1

    1x should be fast enough for anyone thats not a criminal. That being the case they actually had the equivalent of 6240 burners. Even though they may have only had 156 burners, they had some super fast ones, like 4x, 16x, and even some 24x, which are only used by criminals. These people should be given the death penalty for this atrocity to the human race.

    Note: I am joking. Anyone who believes this crap should not be allowed to waste anymore oxygen. I would just like to add that in Soviet Russia these would be burning you.

  10. Re:Settlement...NOTHING on Microsoft Anti-Trust Rulings Due Tomorrow · · Score: 1

    If all that's stopping you is not having a gun, I could lend you one.

  11. *Newsflash* on (CD) Pirates Take to the Ocean · · Score: 1

    The RIAA and the MPAA believe they have found a way to stop the pirates in their tracks. In a recent study they discovered that most people who pirate music and movies have legs. Therefore legs must be the reason these crimes occur. The right to bear arms is guaranteed by the Constitution, but they have found nothing protecting these people from having their legs taken away. So in this post 9-11, post Columbine world, they must take away everyone's legs or the terrorists will have won, and then who will protect the children. (This is supposed to be a joke, but you never know about the RIAA.)

  12. Re:Second Thoughts!? on NASA Plan to Read Brainwaves at Airports · · Score: 1

    Using the examples from your comment. I would much rather take Foo Airways.

    There is no way in hell I would go anywhere near a place like Bar Airways even with my tin foil hat.

    If I went to an airport that did all that I would tell them to fuck off. I would then go to Foo Airways just because they aren't as intru^H^H^H^H^H tightly secure.

  13. Re:i had a thought once... on Open Source in Government · · Score: 1

    That is the worst idea I've ever heard.

  14. Breakout for Atari 2600 on Gaming Zone? · · Score: 1

    I go into the "zone" when I play Breakout sometimes. I just go through the levels w/o even thinking about hitting the ball.

  15. 1984 on John Gilmore Sues Ashcroft et al. for Freedom to Travel · · Score: 1

    FREEDOM IS SLAVERY

    http://yro.slashdot.org/yro/02/07/17/1837211.sht ml ?tid=9

  16. What Windoze does better? on Ballmer Admits 'Linux Changed Our Game' · · Score: 1

    "but now simply states what 'Windows does better.'"

    So is it just a blank page?

  17. Re:They can't afford it. on EU Report Advocates Pooling Open Source Software · · Score: 1

    These trolls always seem to mix M$ and Linux up.