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Apple is Going Out of Business ... Again

gsfprez writes "Its been a while ... and strangely, the world almost seemed empty without the constant drumbeat of how Apple is on the verge of going out of business. If you're a fan like i am, then you're in luck, because this Canadian tech journalist didn't get the memo that Apple's been going out of business longer than most tech journalists have been in business. And besides, someone needs to let Robert Thomson know: when writing a story on how Apple is about to die, you have to call them "beleaguered". Come on, that's Tech Journalism 101, people. In any case, he brings up no new points to bolster his argument: he confuses his personal inability to use third-party software that works fine for most of us with legitimate bad third-party support, and uses this to draw his illogical conclusion. Illogical because it's the same reasons/unrealized conclusions that were the staple of tech journalism from 1985-1999."

804 comments

  1. Great. by DaPhoenix · · Score: 3, Funny

    Just when i wanted to get a 17 inch powerbook. Damn those rotten apples

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    1. Re:Great. by Spellbinder · · Score: 2, Insightful

      just run to a store and grab one
      like everybody does

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    2. Re:Great. by mithy2k · · Score: 1

      I gotta go get a couple before it's too late!!!

      If we are enough, they won't go out of business, will they?

    3. Re:Great. by kyrre · · Score: 3, Informative
      just run to a store and grab one

      Sorry can't do that. The 17" Powerbook will not be available until late March. or early April according to this site. This of course does not spell the doom of Apple.

    4. Re:Great. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope Yow slams that journalist in the head.

  2. So how is this news? by kaltkalt · · Score: 0, Troll

    This thread says "they say X is happening, but X clearly is not happening." How is that news?

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    1. Re:So how is this news? by funkhauser · · Score: 0

      Because the submitter knew that the editors would accept his story...

    2. Re:So how is this news? by coolgeek · · Score: 4, Insightful
      The dude is a total twit who just doesn't know. In addition to being incapable of downloading and installing the correct software for his Palm, dude also says "The problem with lacklustre third party development has prompted Apple to create its own browser, which it calls Safari." Isn't that kind of like saying "The problem with lacklustre third party development has prompted Microsoft to create its own browser, which it calls Internet Exploder"? To sum up his article in one statment, I hear him saying: "Microsoft is a better single source than Apple". *yawns*

      Apple put out Safari to show the finger to Microsoft in not one but three ways: 1) It's not OS X that causes crappy IE performance. 2) We don't need you to make our browser for us. 3) BTW, it seems a vendor of proprietary software CAN INDEED benefit from using software released under GPL. I suppose the clueful may read in there something to the effect of M$ can't even write tight code on a good OS. Anyway, all three of these fingers are designed in a very calculated way to discredit Microsoft and send their PR guys scurrying back to their secret contingency regroup coordinates. That's the real story here.

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    3. Re:So how is this news? by IXI · · Score: 0, Troll

      How about that:

      "In soviet russia business is running out of apples."

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    4. Re:So how is this news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      its not, they want you to email the lamer

    5. Re:So how is this news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      The reality is they say X is happening, it doesn't fit with the slashdot worldview, (but is true regardless) so it gets posted here to be mocked.

      I'm one of the ex apple faithful, and after seeing others experiences with them, I'm GLAD I'm out of it. Friends with iSubs getting kernel panics because apple can't get off their arses to write a decent driver for it. Applications DO just 'quit' now, more than ever. Slightly different in that before OSX, that would bring down the OS. now it just loses your data. Just ends up saving 2 minutes rebooting, and little else.

      No matter how much the phrase "intuitive gui" is used around macs, it doesn't make it true. Desktops like KDE -far- outstrip the mac in usability, drag & drop, and the logic behind options. know what the problem with the mac UI is? it corrupts the everyuser, mr & ms normal, who get used to it immediately, then when they come to something like KDE they really need to try hard to get anything done. You can see it for yourself anywhere newbies are picking up KDE.

      And don't get me started on the hardware quality of my iBook. It was a last-chance for Apple, for me, and they let me down more than any previous Mac I'd bought. No chance in hell I'm going back to that.

    6. Re:So how is this news? by gearheadsmp · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      X is happening shortly after you boot up any recent Apple computer.

    7. Re:So how is this news? by neuroticia · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Silly me, I thought Apple released Safari to delete its users Home folders. =]

      -Sara

    8. Re:So how is this news? by neuroticia · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      X is happening about 15 minutes after I first press the power button on my G3 keyboard, zap pram to make it stop giving me the "out of scan range" message because the zapping of pram never holds, finally finishes booting up, downloads all the updates that it needs to download, has me press "reboot", and reboots, waits for me to zap pram again, and boots.

      Speedy. >=] I'd like to see a WINDOWS computer do that.

      -Sara

    9. Re:So how is this news? by TheCrazyFinn · · Score: 1

      Get a new PRAM Battery, that's why your PRAM needs zapping constantly.

      And if it takes 15 minutes to boot, I'd be shocked, my Beige G3 only takes about 4 (And yes, that's slow)

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    10. Re:So how is this news? by gilesjuk · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Well it's nice how Apple turn to the open source community when they're in need of something to save their ass (ie a good web browser), shame Apple can't put something back (ie. Quicktime for Linux).

      Make the OS open/free or the hardware cloneable and they might get more people using the damn things :)

    11. Re:So how is this news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, that'd be funny...if Safari wasn't beta software.

    12. Re:So how is this news? by punkass · · Score: 4, Informative

      They did give back...all the code changes they've made they've submitted back to the KHTML community.

      And you can already play quicktime movies on Linux, just not the ones that use certain third-party codecs.

      Really, in the big picture, it'd be nice to see more companies adopting open source to the level that Apple has...

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    13. Re:So how is this news? by 73 · · Score: 2
      ...KDE -far- outstrip the mac in usability, drag & drop, and the logic behind options. know what the problem with the mac UI is? it corrupts the everyuser, mr & ms normal, who get used to it immediately, then when they come to something like KDE they really need to try hard to get anything done...

      If KDE is so damn usable, how come people have to try hard to get anything done? Did you even read your own post?

      Don't get me wrong, I like KDE. Use it all the time in fact, but a gleaming example of usability it isn't.

      -73 It's about prime

    14. Re:So how is this news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple did check in a years worth of changes to ktml when they revealed Safari, moving that project ahead.

      By the same token Quicktime for linux would be seperate and useless from their development efforts for the opensource Darwin operating system

      Once again OSS != Linux

      Af for making the os open, you can already download Darwin and run it, and run X on it. The only closed source portion of OS X is the Aqua UI and some components thereof.

    15. Re:So how is this news? by coolgeek · · Score: 4, Informative

      Forgive me if I am incorrect, however I believe your real gripe is about the missing Sorenson codec for Linux. If this is the case, I suggest you take up your gripes with Sorenson. They're the guys with the patent.

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    16. Re:So how is this news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      listen cockbiter, Hitler really lives in the whitehouse. the whitehouse., thewhite whoueeseehereereeure77e7ew6r6r66we78e ew

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    17. Re:So how is this news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ahh, trolling for our personal vendetta against Apple again, are we? I was beginning to miss your bile-ridden bitch posts in the Apple stories for awhile there... I thought maybe you'd actually grown up, Sara. Guess not!

    18. Re:So how is this news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      TROLL.

    19. Re:So how is this news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Auctally, you can play sorenson V1 and V3 (Both of which are used for most trailers and such) with Mplayer
      Which will also play WMV/A, Divx,real and a bunch of other audio/video formats

    20. Re:So how is this news? by gilesjuk · · Score: 1

      I have Quicktime 6 playing on Linux perfectly fine. It's just the almost seedy installation method that bothers me. Copying Windows DLLs across to Linux. Probably breaking the EULA etc..

      There should at least be an official Linux player even if it does lack come codecs. Until there's an official quicktime player for Linux you won't get support from Sorenson. You really think Sorenson are going to liase with Xine or the Mplayer guys?

      I appreciate what Apple are doing, fixing KHTML and putting their fixes back, but this is part of the license agreement anyway :)

    21. Re:So how is this news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the point was that after learning apple's fucking retarded UI, they have problems when they move to a real UI.

    22. Re:So how is this news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While I admit that my posts about Apple lack in a certain maturity, so does commenting on my "grown up" status as an anonomous coward.

      I don't actually hate Apple or OS X. In fact, I love the OS and I think it's the wave of the future. How could it not be? It's Unix, it's pretty, it's powerful, and it runs on shiny things.

      I just have certain questions about fanatical devotion to ANY operating system despite its flaws, poor programming released on the public as a Beta without adequate warning as to the problems it could cause. (Calling it "beta" is not adequate, a lot of people don't know what "beta" means, and Apple's position as an "easy to use consumer-friendly" computer means that it has its fair share of clueness end-users who NEED a bright red warning to avoid the misperception that "Beta" is another silly computer term like "Freeware", "Shareware" and "Open Source".)

      I also question a few design decisions that make the GUI un-necessarily limiting, and resource-hungry. It would make my job much easier if I didn't need to modify quite so many settings to re-gain performance lost to GUI-gooeyness, particularly since the hardware starts out slower to begin with.

      But other than that, I like the damned things. Just not the company or the fanatics.

      -Sara

  3. So by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What you're saying is there's a problem with stupid media journalists attempting to create FUD that apple is going to go out of business simply by stating they will, and people buying it becuase they have this perception of apple on shaky ground simply because they've heard that same thing stated frequently in prominent media positions?

    Is giving this front page coverage on slashdot.org going to help things?

    1. Re:So by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course it is. Slashdot is practically the Mecca of stupid media journalists attempting to create FUD. I can't imagine any place they'd rather want their uninformed nonsense to appear than the -home- of uninformed nonsense on the Internet..can you?

    2. Re:So by cymen · · Score: 1

      Is giving this front page coverage on slashdot.org going to help things?

      The look on the author's face when he reads the replies to his piece:

      P r i c e l e s s

    3. Re:So by Ponty · · Score: 1

      His e-mail address is at the bottom of the article.

    4. Re:So by doggo · · Score: 1

      "Is giving this front page coverage on slashdot.org going to help things?"

      Probably not, but it sure is fun mocking clueless pundits.

  4. You know why Apple is dying? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Because it's based on *BSD, and as well all know, *BSD is dying.

  5. Remember your Bible, kids... by Big+Mark · · Score: 5, Funny

    The apple may be sweet at first, but it will forever be a curse on you and your children, and your children's children... dare you lock them into a computer platform where the owners, creators and maintainers of it have been on the verge of imploding since three months after they started?

    Damn that iMac for being so irresistable!

    -Mark

    1. Re:Remember your Bible, kids... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it's a joke....but hey, I'm no Linux Nazi, so what do I know?

    2. Re:Remember your Bible, kids... by Fross · · Score: 2, Interesting

      the iMac? pah.

      I got my paws on a friend's new 12" powerbook yesterday. holy crapola, those things are gorgeous. as an owner of a relatively cool pc laptop from a couple of years ago (800Mhz, 384M ram, 20G HD, DVD-R/CD-RW, 15" screen) this thing impressed the hell out of me.

      the attention to detail is astonishing, for instance, the clasp which connects the screen to the body when it's closed, gets recessed when the laptop is opened, only emerging again when the screen is almost shut. the keyboard is exemplary, and the screen doesn't feel small, being an incredibly sharp 1024x768.

      oh, and did i forget to mention, it has a dvd-writer, 640M of ram, 40G harddrive, 54Mbps wireless, and weighs 4 and a half pounds!

      and of course we all know about OS X.

      apple is really doing something right, i think next time i get round to upgrading my machines, i'll be supporting the company myself.

      as soon as the 64bit processors come out, and as long as it can run doom3, that is ;)

  6. See? BSD is dead... by KillerHamster · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...and if you use it, it kills YOU!

    (Especially in Soviet Russia.)

  7. Imminent death of apple predicted! by dacarr · · Score: 2, Insightful

    These articles are almost as silly as the old argument that increasing S/N ratios on Usenet are killing the Internet.

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    1. Re:Imminent death of apple predicted! by foobar3149 · · Score: 1

      I do hope you meant a decreasing S/N ratio. Because if increasing the S/N ratio was a problem then .....

    2. Re:Imminent death of apple predicted! by tmark · · Score: 2, Insightful

      These articles are almost as silly as the old argument that increasing S/N ratios on Usenet are killing the Internet.

      Well, decreasing S/N ratios on Usenet may not have killed the Internet, but they have gone a long way to killing Usenet...

    3. Re:Imminent death of apple predicted! by dacarr · · Score: 1, Funny

      See? What could be sillier than an increasing s/n ratio killing the 'net?

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    4. Re:Imminent death of apple predicted! by jbolden · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You met the above only as an aside you but its not a bad analogy. 7-10 years ago a huge percentage of Internet usage was Usenet usage. I would bet that usenet volumes today are higher than they were in the hayday of the usenet, the number of posters is higher, the number of newsgroups is higher.... That is usenet in every respect has continued to grow and thrive. OTOH as a percentage of internet traffic and/or as a percentage of internet users today usenet usage is miniscule. It many ways this is similar to Apple. Apple today in every respect sells 10x as many computers as they did during the glory years. Yet as a percentage of the market....

  8. Hrmm by xNullx · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If the article is considered irrelevant and incorrect, why is it being posted as news?

    Don't even start with the "Well it's Slashdot, think about it" arguments :)

    1. Re:Hrmm by aSiTiC · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The post was made to show that these inaccurate stories are spread on a regular basis to drum up some more support for Apple. It gets then in the news, whether it is true or not.

    2. Re:Hrmm by missing000 · · Score: 4, Funny

      If this point has been made before in this thread, why is it rated Insightful?

      Don't even start with the "Well mods should read comments at -1" argument.

      Burp.

    3. Re:Hrmm by Vellmont · · Score: 2, Interesting

      So all the Apple fanboys can snicker and jeer at someone they consider "below them", thus boosting their Apple bravado. Apple isn't in danger of going under, but it's interesting that the author of the submission conveniently ignores the problems the author had with his iBook.

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    4. Re:Hrmm by parliboy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Cause this is what non-tech's use to make their "informed" tech decisions. We need to know what the... um... "muggles" are thinking if we're going to successfully make them follow the correct course of action when it comes to purchasing and adoption.

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    5. Re:Hrmm by king_penguin_05 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well it's Slashdot, think about it

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    6. Re:Hrmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you sure you didn't mean "moogles"? This is Slashdot, not the Children's Reading Corner.

    7. Re:Hrmm by Master+Bait · · Score: 2, Troll
      No foolin'. I love to bait the Mac Nazis with my (absolutely true) trolls.

      Apple as a business entity is not dying in the same sense that AOL-Time-Warner is, they're in perpetual hibernation like Western Union. Remember Western Union? Imagine that... a high-tech company of the 19th century! A telegraph monopoly. Swimming in dollars! Yes, they still survive as a tiny send-cash outfit. They even show a profit.

      I'm giving this example because Apple will probably continue to mostly show a profit, even if their sales hit $100,000 and their market share goes from today's 2.3% down to .00023%.

      That said, the Apple Way depends on huge margins, which is why their market share IS at 2.3%. So what if they only sell three computers, they still have huge profit margins!

      The latest yuk, yuk, yuk I had was reading that the ECS/PCCHIPS conglomerate makes Apple's iBooks. I love to read Apple fan's NewSpeak comments about how they believe Apple's products are of outstanding quality! I bet most haven't ever heard of PCCHIPS.

      I'm in the process of buying a used Mac on ebay these last few weeks. The prices are very high, showing to me (at least) that there is plenty of demand for Macs out there, but the supply of new, manufactured Macs is so overpriced that Apple continues to lose market share. Who woulda thunk? Apple's ridiculous high-margin business model will be taught in universities some day.

      Troll on, baby.

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    8. Re:Hrmm by Lars+T. · · Score: 3, Funny

      It wasn't posted as News, It was posted under the topic "Apple". They could have posted it under "It's funny. Laugh.". But then you would have complained: "I don't get it."

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    9. Re:Hrmm by Lars+T. · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Well, let's look at the problems he had with his iBook:

      "First of all, my iBook didn't like the software I needed to run my Palm M515. Crashes and screen seizures were regular occurrences. And the iBook doesn't play well with a lot of things that are part of the Microsoft world."

      Errhm. He has one buggy Software from Palm (unless of course "Crashes and screen seizures" had nothing to do with the Palm software - then he had a broken machine and was too stupid to notice), and unnamed problems with "parts of the Microsoft world." - probably meaning something like this.

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    10. Re:Hrmm by Alex+Thorpe · · Score: 5, Informative

      There are many Mac users who disagree with some, or even most, of Apple's business decisions, but they'll buy from no one else. There's a difference between loving the product and loving the company.

      Huge profit margins? They're still barely breaking even in this economy, but then all the PC manufacturers are having practically no profit margins, after Dell destroyed them with their low overhead business model. If Apple went the same way, they couldn't afford any R&D, and the only 'innovation' in the industry would be the new ways Microsoft dreams up to screw the customers and competition.

      I'll gladly pay the premium for a better OS, better hardware software integration, and an almost complete lack of viruses and security problems. Or at least I will when I find a job and pay off my credit card debt...

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    11. Re:Hrmm by 0x0d0a · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Who woulda thunk? Apple's ridiculous high-margin business model will be taught in universities some day.

      You know, Apple is pretty darn far from perfect, but you're arguing that the entire concept of luxury goods is "ridiculous"? Armani, Porche and Rolex executives would probably chuckle a bit at that...

    12. Re:Hrmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      because it isn't necessarily completely incorrect, just the target of every mac natzi /.'er...

    13. Re:Hrmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yea...I can't think of any other technology company who has anywhere near as high a profit margin as Microsof...err...
      Who were we discussing again?

    14. Re:Hrmm by gsfprez · · Score: 5, Informative

      I didn't ignore the problems the author had with his iBook.

      I have the same iBook as the author - and have no problems doing what he claims he can't do. I didn't ignore his problem - i simply believe he is incompetent - like i said in my article post.

      as for "The problem with lacklustre third party development has prompted Apple to create its own browser, which it calls Safari. Some industry watchers feel the development and release of Safari is an indication that Apple is being forced to become more actively involved in software development." - i'm not finding any comments from 1994 when Microsoft introduced their own browser, IE. I wonder if that was also because he thinks that Microsoft felt forced to make it. Asshat.

      As for the lock-ups and crashes - i'm not Apple tech support, but i'm not about to tell anyone how rock solid Mac OS X is.. that's old news - so this guy either is a doorknob, or his machine is physically broken.

      as for "In its latest numbers released in January for its fiscal first quarter of 2003, revenue fell from a year earlier and all of the company's major computer lines saw diminished numbers. PowerMac sales were down 20%, while iBook sales fell 8%. At the same time Apple's sales were falling, PC sales rose, though just slightly, according to figures from IDC released last month."

      he says these things as if they matter. they don't.

      its the profitability, stupid. He ignored Apple's profits for the last 4 years because out of the last 18 quarters - Apple has been the most consistent performer outside of Dell - batting 16/18 in the last 4+ years for profitable quarters and even the two losers were just recent, and a couple of millions. Apple has 4.3B in the bank. I'm also not a financial analyst... but waaah.

      And the author seems to be saying that computers are commodity items like soybeans... because, again, he's got an iBook with all the great software and ease of use built in, and he totally ignored all of that. Apple has innovated (USB, 802.11b built-in, first flatpanel consumer all-in-one, 1" thick laptops, complete consumer video DVD burning solution out-of-the-box, Rendezvous, Easy to use 1U .7TB server, 2.7TB 3U FC RAID with $500 FC cards, Firwire 800, and built-in 802.11g) their way thru the post-dot.com era...

      Dell gave us... preloaded Windows XP machines and that asshat "dude" that isn't smart enough to hide his chronic.
      Gateway gave us... uh....uh.... umm.. oh... uh....
      Compaq/HP gave us... fugly monitors.

      The the author wants to get a windows laptop - great - i don't care. One less whiny coputer user that will obvious be much happier running XP.

      But his complaints are all sophormoric - and i did address them in a couple of words.

      i posted this article because i thought it was hiralious that his article is a cut and paste job from any number of thousands of articles from the past

      I posted this article because it almost feels "like home" to see one of these cookie-cutter "Apple's dead" articles... almost like a good gritty first post in soviet russia where ??? profits natalie portman.

      so, i posted it because i thought it was funny that this guys seems to be at least 5 years behind the curve, and still has nothing new to whine about.

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    15. Re:Hrmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, I got all that for free. You had to pay? Oh wait... I'm running Linux. Aren't you?

    16. Re:Hrmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If the article is considered irrelevant and incorrect, why is it being posted as news?


      Because it is from a National Post reporter.

      If you want "relevant" and "correct" in your news, the Globe and Mail is the way to go. (http//:globeandmail.com)
    17. Re:Hrmm by ablair · · Score: 1

      "That said, the Apple Way depends on huge margins, which is why their market share IS at 2.3%. So what if they only sell three computers, they still have huge profit margins!"

      Sort of like how profit margins on MS Office et al are astronomical and that's why Microsoft market share is in the toilet?

    18. Re:Hrmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I viewed that link in Safari. I particularly like how the whole page appeared to render correctly before it covered it up and said I had to be running Windows.

    19. Re:Hrmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I'll gladly pay the premium for a better OS, better hardware software integration, and an almost complete lack of viruses and security problems.

      Did you read this sentence? I'll give you the benfit of the doubt and guess that you're illiterate. Let me emphasize one part for you since you can't read:

      better hardware software integration

    20. Re:Hrmm by dbrutus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Let me know when every application in Linux, cuts, copies and pastes in the same way.

      Linux is great at a lot of things but having every program conform to one set of user interface standards is not one of them.

    21. Re:Hrmm by dbrutus · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Quickbooks is coming back to the Mac along with many other developers. For the first time in many a year the number of people departing the platform is far exceeded by the number of firms joining. The entire open source world made an adjustment so that for the first time ever Apple is a supported platform bringing thousands of applications to the Mac and this guy is talking about how Apple isn't on developer's radar screens?

      He might not be wrong about his personal experience but any productive thoughts he has about the business relevance or long term viability of Apple certainly didn't make it into the article.

    22. Re:Hrmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, that's a good one.

      I'm sure they have an [ahem] "valid" reason for this, like making use of a lot of Craptive-Blecchs stuff on the pages beyond the login page.

      Any company whose web site doesn't accomodate my platform of choice will have to make do without my money, so I guess I won't be buying a BMW anytime soon. You'd think a company like BMW wouldn't take the lazy way out and create something only for the lowest common denominator. Go figure...

    23. Re:Hrmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is also not a homosexual support group so why are YOU talking?

    24. Re:Hrmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I always used Asus motherboards. For my latest few machines, I built a few ECS / Athlon PC's. For the price, these motherboards are unreal. I haven't heard good things about PCChips though!

    25. Re:Hrmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple as a business entity is not dying in the same sense that AOL-Time-Warner is, they're in perpetual hibernation like Western Union. Remember Western Union? Imagine that... a high-tech company of the 19th century! A telegraph monopoly. Swimming in dollars! Yes, they still survive as a tiny send-cash outfit. They even show a profit.

      Good point ... bad example.

      I don't think you realize how big WU is, how technologically advanced they are, and how much money passes through them, and their parent, First Data Corp. They literally are "swimming in dollars".

    26. Re:Hrmm by JDWTopGuy · · Score: 1

      Dude, you're sharing your iBook with the guy? Why didn't you help him out then?

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    27. Re:Hrmm by jkabbe · · Score: 1

      Maybe it's the Emporer Todd argument.

      "Bring it inside to show everyone how much it DOESN'T look like me"

      If you saw that movie too then you're as sad as I am...

    28. Re:Hrmm by Ponty · · Score: 1

      I bet the percentage of BMW owners who own Macs is a lot higher than the average of the other car companies. Hell, how many people call the Mac the BMW of computers?

    29. Re:Hrmm by FatherOfONe · · Score: 1

      While I agree with your post, Compaq and HP have invented quite a bit. Compaq had a bunch of patents and HP was the king of scientific equipment for a long time. In some areas they still are.

      Now Dell is another story... I understand their approch of using "best of breed" equipment, but couldn't they use industry standard ATX motherboards? NOOOOOOOOO! They want to be "best of breed" and proprietary. All this with spending little to nothing on R&D. Now they are in the server business. Well, kiss any new inovation away in that market now...

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    30. Re:Hrmm by TheCrazyFinn · · Score: 1

      ROFLMAO.

      The Mop and Pail??? You Must be kidding me, what are you going to recomend next, the Toronto Star?

      Meh.

      Mark Steyn of the Post is where it's at for World News.

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    31. Re:Hrmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "I have the same iBook as the author - and have no problems doing what he claims he can't do. I didn't ignore his problem - i simply believe he is incompetent"

      Indeed! I have the same PC as the next guy - and have no problems doing what he claims he can't do. I didn't ignore his problem - i simply believe he is incompetent

    32. Re:Hrmm by t0ny · · Score: 0
      I use Dell Servers. They are extremely good servers, the best I have worked with.

      Everything in them can be swapped out in a few seconds. The mobo could be replaced in under five minutes. It is also extremely cool-running, its 4u, and I can fit tons of them in a single rack.

      The Dell PCs we use at work also seem really good; I dont do PC support, but the guys who do have no complaints.

      Laptops, I have a Dell, and its the best laptop I ever had (had about 6 or 7). Its not the lightest thing in the world, but Im more interested in if it can survive a fall off a desk (not that Ive tested it).

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    33. Re:Hrmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Incompetent is right! He'll have problems with a PC as well. Even more so... wait till he gets a laptop and the power management hangs on him. Or he runs into Sync problems on the PC with with nifty Palm 515.

      Sigh.. Objective Tech-Finance Journalists are still unheard of...

    34. Re:Hrmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Better OS, maybe...

      Better hardware software integration, maybe... Limited choices though

      Viruses/Security? Well, who knows... It has yet to be really tested on the desktop (much like Linux).

      However, performance and your pocketbook is where you'll get hit. Why should I pay twice as much for hardware that runs half as fast? What, you don't believe me? Just search around on the 'Net for benchmarks of Apple versus PC hardware. A 3 Ghz P4 will completely obliterate a dual 1.4 Ghz G4 and do so for much less $$. And don't give me that crap about how computers are so much faster than they need to be. For browsing the web and e-mail, maybe, but digital FX, After Effects, Photoshop, 3D modelling, data processing software can use every bit of power offered and are never fast enough.

      I own a Mac by the way. OS X is nice to look at and fairly nice to use. It's slow though, and running on top of the slow(er) Mac hardware just makes it even worse. It's too object-oriented (dynamic binding sucks; "optimizing system" my ass) and too layered (Aqua on Carbon on BSD on Mach, egads!).

      Every single freaking OS ever made sucks... I hate that, it makes me depressed. I hate to admit it but Windows would probably be the best if it wasn't for Microsoft being such a$$holes. So I'm stuck in Linux constantly trying to keep the damn thing working right (I use VMware when I need Windows). I hate the amount of time you need to spend to keep Linux running or to just get it running in the first place. Keep in mind that I'm talking about on the desktop. Server-wise Linux is better and easier to maintain than Windows, but on the desktop it has a long ways to go. And I'm no UNIX/Linux newbie, I've been using Linux since the 0.97 kernel days, over the years you just get tired of constantly having to tweak everything and you just want something that works.

    35. Re:Hrmm by kalidasa · · Score: 1

      I don't know anyone who's had a problem with a post-Jobs'-return Mac (the Sculley era ones, on the other hand ...). Every fourth Dell seems to be a POS that won't boot, or has a bad HD, or some other hardware issue. That's the result of focusing on their business model rather than the quality of their product.

      How come I have no problems synching my Palm using Palm Desktop? Because I have a brain.

    36. Re:Hrmm by anon*127.0.0.1 · · Score: 1

      I think the authors problem is pretty obvious. He went from a Powermac to an Ibook. I doubt he has much experience with the Windows/x86 side of things. Look at how he complains about his systems "crashes and screen seizures"... as if that sort of problem was unique to the Mac. I bet if he spent a few months working on a Windows system, he'd have a whole new appreciation for his Mac software.

      Apple isn't going anywhere anytime soon. They have a solid core of intensely loyal fans... the kind of folks who would rather cut off both arms and work an abacus with their nose then run Windows. I don't pretend to understand their devotion, but you can't deny that it's there. They'll continue to buy enough systems to keep Apple in business, and create a large enough software market that *someone* will be there to fill.

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    37. Re:Hrmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The difference, of course, is that Armani suits actually are extremely comfortable and well-tailored, Porsches are more powerful and comfortable than most cars, and Rolex watches keep relatively outstandingly accurate time. In each of these cases, there is a quantifiable value add to the product along with its symbolic "luxury" status. With an Apple computer, it's all in your mind and the pretty colors on the plastic case.

    38. Re:Hrmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Macs are known as the low riders of computers here.

    39. Re:Hrmm by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 4, Insightful

      As for the lock-ups and crashes - i'm not Apple tech support, but i'm not about to tell anyone how rock solid Mac OS X is.. that's old news - so this guy either is a doorknob, or his machine is physically broken.

      Or, more likely, he's trying to use Mac OS 9.

      Why else would he be installing any software for his Palm at all? I recently upgraded my girlfriend's iBook-- an original one in blueberry, with a 300 MHz G3-- from OS 9 to OS X. Under OS 9, she was using IE, Palm Desktop, and Microsoft Word most of the time, and it was locking up pretty regularly. That's just how life was under OS 9. Under OS X, she uses Safari, iCal/Address Book/iSync, and TextEdit. Her laptop is absolutely balls-out bulletproof now. You know something else? It's as fast running OS X as it was running OS 9, and in some ways faster. I put 10.1 on it some time ago, but it was too sluggish for her to be happy with. But 10.2.4 runs like a dream on 3-1/2-year-old hardware.

      If this doorknob were using OS X instead of OS 9, and iCal/Address Book/iSync instead of Palm Desktop, he'd be in business.

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    40. Re:Hrmm by sfled · · Score: 1

      The reporter/dumbfsck is a typically boring pain-in-the-ass lUser. It's fashionable for a lUser to blame the tools for its own lack of skills. If you were to give this lUser a typewriter, it would moan that it can't change the ribbon, feed the paper or operate the correction fluid.

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    41. Re:Hrmm by main(v0id) · · Score: 1

      Errr MS is monopoly not just that kind of business model -_-

    42. Re:Hrmm by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Hell, how many people call the Mac the BMW of computers?

      Practically nobody. The Mac is the Mercedes of computers.

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    43. Re:Hrmm by Afrosheen · · Score: 1

      Last time I did this in X or even in the console, it went like this:

      left mouse to select and copy, middle mouse button to paste.

      Yes, it's really that simple. No goofy keyboard shortcuts either.

    44. Re:Hrmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      TROLL! Ohhhhhhhhh you MAKE ME SO MAD!!!

    45. Re:Hrmm by Feztaa · · Score: 1

      Let me know when every application in Linux, cuts, copies and pastes in the same way.

      I would honestly like to know what you're talking about.

      I've yet to see a single linux application that didn't copy text by selecting it, and paste text by middle clicking. No silly "ctrl+c ctrl+v" combinations (though many apps support this), just select, then middle click. Simple as can be.

      So far, I've been able to copy & paste in this manner with (at least) gaim, mozilla, evolution, xterms (and thus every console program ever written), as well as a slew of others that I can't remember.

      Sure, I won't deny that linux has it's problems, but I'd hardly call copy&paste one of them.

    46. Re:Hrmm by geekee · · Score: 1

      "I'll gladly pay the premium for a better OS, better hardware software integration, and an almost complete lack of viruses and security problems."

      Except that Macs aren't better by any objective standard. So you're just paying more for the same thing.

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    47. Re:Hrmm by otuz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      tell me when you can copy and paste graphics, sound and video between, say.. xemacs, gimp, kword, gworkspace and galeon...
      or better, drag and drop those.

    48. Re:Hrmm by otuz · · Score: 1

      don't worry, osx will be optimized plenty over time.

    49. Re:Hrmm by FatherOfONe · · Score: 1

      I am glad that you had good luck with Dell Servers. My question is how many other servers have you used? Dell doesn't inovate anything! So if you used a server like a Compaq and had an Insight management board installed, there was NO Dell counter to that. They MAY have one now, but I can guarentee that they didn't make it.

      You mention replaceing the motherboard. Have you tried replaceing it with a STANDARD ATX motherboard? You won't be able to. Now if you owned a SUN or IBM or Compaq, then I would say that you are getting proprietary because they need to engineer quality. However, Dell is a "best of breed" company. They don't engineer much of anything. They could easily use a standard ATX motherboard. How much do you think that a new motherboard will cost you in 4-5 years. Just so you have an idea, it will cost you 5-6X what a standard ATX one would cost. This is their way of getting you to upgrade to a new server.

      The Dell PC's are ok. The company I use to work for orderd around 2,000 of them and around over 5% were bad on arrival. My issue with Dell isn't about their ability to deliever a PC at a low cost, but the fact that we the consumers are cutting off real inovation by buying Dell. When you get a SCSI card in your server it will probably be an Adaptec card (good card), but all Adaptec focuses on is that card. They don't care about overall system performance. They sell SCSI cards.

      What in your PC or Server has any real inovation in it? Now I could live with Dell IF they used totally standard parts. They don't. They say that they do, but they don't.

      I say this after I finally convinced our business to buy pre-built "standard" machines from http://www.micro-xpress.com. I can't tell you how nice it is to replace a processor in our server (because of a new load), and know that it will work. It is also great to be able to replace a motherboard for $150 and get new features (DDR 333, extra RAM slots, new gen processor ect). Oh and the server cost LESS than a DELL server! Yes there is NO inovation from this type of server BUT at least you get a standards based system. The reliability has been very good.

      Lastly when you calculate your server cost don't forget to add in your support deal. You either needed a "Hot spare" to replace that motherboard in 5 min OR you needed a great support deal. When/if you replace it, you got the EXACT same motherboard as before. :-(

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    50. Re:Hrmm by Alex+Thorpe · · Score: 1

      Oh? And what are the computers like on your planet? ;-)

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    51. Re:Hrmm by Alex+Thorpe · · Score: 1

      Or at least the sales of Office X have been 'disappointing'. Well, if you stop asking nearly $500 for it, it might sell a bit better!

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    52. Re:Hrmm by t0ny · · Score: 0
      1. Ive used Dell, Compaq, HP, IBM, Gateway, and a whole lot of crappy ones that I dont remember. Just because I like something, and you dont, doesnt mean that I dont know anything. As surprising as it may seem, your position will occasionally be the incorrect one.

      2. No, I wouldnt replace the mobo with a standard ATX board. This is a server, not a glorified PC. I wouldnt replace the mobo in ANY server with other than the part from that particular vendor. This isnt "Last Chance Garage", its corporate IT; we dont cobble together servers like some college kid.

      I have no problem with them using non-standard parts. If you used any servers, you would know that all of them dont use "standard" ATX boards. Compaq also makes the mobo's for their servers, and I think they all do (its been a few years on anything but Dell and Cpq), unless you buy a thrown together server.

      Your statement about not innovating servers really strikes me as silly, no offense. Servers are supposed to be reliable machines. You dont innovate on reliable equipment. It is engineered for stability. The fact that it works very well is testament to how well that was done.

      If you want innovation, go buy some toshiba mini-pc. The most innovative things are also the buggiest, IMO. I dont need bells and whistles, its a fricken server.

      3. We have had to call Dell about a few PCs that were shipped bad. Oh well, thats manufacturing for you- nobody is perfect. However, its not like the world is going to end because Susie in Marketting has to wait a few more days to get her computer upgraded. What I liked was that Dell was very quick to respond to us and get it fixed. In fact, I remember one of the Desktop Support guys had a problem; I told him it was either the RAM or the PSU. They ended up shipping (overnight) him new RAM, a new PSU, and a new mobo. They offered to install it as well, but he did it himself. This only took about two days; good customer service isnt a technical innovation, but we like it.

      4. Im glad you enjoy your cobbled together PC/Server. I looked on that site, and I dont see any servers; I only see branded PCs. I did a search for "server" and only came up with 5 entries for various flavors of NT Server.

      5. I stopped looking at the cost a long time ago. I just tell them what I want, and other people figure out how to pay for it. I dont do computing on the cheap, I use what is the best. Also, what are you talking about with a "Hot spare" mobo? A hot spare is something you can replace while the PC is running. You cant replace a mobo while the computer is on!

      Also, I said you can replace the mobo in 5 min. You do need the mobo from Dell, which I dont care about, because I only use the manufacturers part. However, what are you talking about, that I need a great support deal? Hand me a screw driver and the motherboard, and five minutes later you can hit the power button.

      And, as I said, I could care less that I cant upgrade the server's mobo myself. We refer to that as 'end of life'; at that point it, which is 3-5 years after the purchase, we migrate to a new server, and the old server becomes an infrastructure server. Isnt real IT great?

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    53. Re:Hrmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      umm... ok...

      You can right... NOW... no no no... NOW...

      Drag and Drop works with Nautilus under Gnome, however why on earth you'd want to use it is another question. Gimp supports it quite nicely, as does kword. Although my question is why are you pasting sound and video into xemacs or kword?
      Personally I use abiword or openoffice if I *must* conform to the windows world. I still prefer Latex and the command line for my own personal needs. Nothing looks better than a .pdf file generated by tex.

    54. Re:Hrmm by FatherOfONe · · Score: 1

      I am not trying to start a flame war, but inovation does mean a LOT in the server business. Take the insight manager boards from Compaq. Or take their EISA bus (bad at this time, but great in their time).

      My point is this. You bought a glorified PC if you bought a Dell. Except for the motherboard, what isn't some over the counter part? It is some cobbled together machine that DELL thought was a "server class" machine.

      I am glad that you work for some company that can afford to replace ALL their servers every three years! Man I am envious. I have worked in 50,000+ node networks and quite a few 2000+ node networks and we couldn't do that. You must work for Merc or Lilly to be able to have that kind of desposible income.

      A last question. Are you forced to buy Dell and or do you work for Cendant?

      My main point is that if you are going to go cheap and commodity then go all out, and try to stay "standard". Otherwise buy from someone who has an R&D department. I find it hard that you don't like Compaq/HP better than Dell; and if you are really focused on quality then why don't you use Sun? Cost doesn't seem to be a factor?

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    55. Re:Hrmm by dsouth · · Score: 1
      Sure, I won't deny that linux has it's problems, but I'd hardly call copy&paste one of them.

      Unless of course you've used an OS that supports copy and paste of text, and styled text, and graphics. In which case the cut and paste capabilities of linux are extremely primitive to the point of useless.

      Don't get me wrong, I've been successfully cuting and pasting ASCII text in X since before Linux. Cut and Past of ASCII works in X, or you've likely misconfigured something. But MacOS cut and paste is a whole different ballgame, and so far it's still on the ``things to do'' list for Linux and/or X11.

    56. Re:Hrmm by dolson · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that works for me too.

      Offtopic: that website in your info doesn't work. Is the server down or something?

    57. Re:Hrmm by dbrutus · · Score: 1

      The question isn't whether it's possible to do it under some subset of linux. I'll concede that you can do just about everything under some subset of Linux. The point I made is that it doesn't work generally, everywhere. It should be the same for KDE & Gnome as well as every other window manager out there.

      In the Mac world once you figure out that command-Q quits, command-x cuts, command-p prints etc. you don't have to learn how to execute the same functionality on different programs, they're all the same. With system services, that uniformity of user experience will grow so when you add a word to the services based dictionary in a post to slashdot (using Omniweb), that word will no longer be flagged in your services compliant word processor.

      Linux has a long way to go on this front and due to its wide open nature will likely take its time reaching the same uniformity of user experience across apps. That uniformity is a powerful technique for lowering the amount of time needed to pick up new programs.

    58. Re:Hrmm by Afrosheen · · Score: 1

      LOL nice observation.

      Yes, the hostages are still being held. I guess the whole "I used to host some sites" may never happen again. Fuck.

      All I need is hardware.

    59. Re:Hrmm by t0ny · · Score: 1
      I hate HP Servers, but Compaq is very reliable. I simply like the Dell servers better; they are easier to work on, and seem to be more reliable. You may knock that, but I happen to like those things.

      Also, you seem to really have a lot against Dell servers for somebody who has never used them. How do you know Dell has no R&D dept? I dont know for sure, but when a company builds as many computers as Dell I would bet everything I own that they do, and probably a big one at that.

      Also, if you run such a huge network, you are telling me that you support all these Frankenservers? I dont think that can be true. Either its a really hard network to support, or nobody has ever heard of standardizing. Every server we have bought in the last year has been the same make and model; slight differences in processors, and one of two hard drive configurations; I put together those choices, because if something breaks I dont want to go hunting and praying for replacement parts. When I fix things, I limit the downtime; I just dont see there is any other way.

      And Im not flaming at you, honestly. I just think you have preconceived notions about something that are very wrong.

      I do build machines, every PC I have owned has been built by me, and the all will in the future. But I keep that kind of stuff at home; work is for tried and true, ultra reliable. Its not play time, its major league, and I take it very seriously.

      Also, we have a Sun server, but there are idiots in charge of the Unix group. I run the LAN, WAN, email, and the NT servers; for the NT servers we need, Dell is great.

      And we arent being forced to use Dell equipment, but it does make things easier (we are nudged into using it thus). But as I said, we have no complaints, and quite the opposite. We all have nothing but good things to say about it; so since you DONT use Dell equipment, I dont see how you can have such a huge bug up your ass about them (or even anything germane to this discussion).

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    60. Re:Hrmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...Maybe their consumer stuff, but we buy a couple hundered Dell corporate desktops and workstations a month, and have had very few problems with them.

    61. Re:Hrmm by TClevenger · · Score: 1
      Last time I did this in X or even in the console, it went like this:

      left mouse to select and copy, middle mouse button to paste.

      Really? Last time I did it in X, it went like this:

      Left mouse to select, hit "Copy" from menu.

      Highlight text that I want to overwrite with stuff from the clipboard, and... what? You mean just highlighting text causes it to overwrite what's on the clipboard? You mean I have to do two operations for something that should only take one? Thanks a lot!

    62. Re:Hrmm by Afrosheen · · Score: 1

      Hit copy from what menu?!

      I think there's a crack pipe calling your name. Judging by your post it's probably still hot.

    63. Re:Hrmm by TClevenger · · Score: 1

      The "Edit" menu. In Netscape. Or do you just copy and paste your text to the desktop?

    64. Re:Hrmm by Afrosheen · · Score: 2

      Wow. People still use Netscape, when alternatives like Mozilla, Galeon, Phoenix, and Konqueror exist?

      You learn something new every day.

    65. Re:Hrmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Huge profit margins? They're still barely breaking even in this economy, but then all the PC manufacturers are having practically no profit margins

      Also remember that the only reason Apple too a slight loss was because they didn't have huge layoffs, and they actually increased their R&D budget instead of slashing it like everybody else did.

  9. I can see it now.... by dev_sda · · Score: 5, Funny

    Boss: Robert, we need a sensationalist story that harkens back to the good old dot.bomb days. something to drive up sales.

    Robert: I know, how about something about a really big company going under. That'll score big points.

    Boss: Thats a good one. How about Sun Microsystems, or maybe Agilent?

    Robert: Naw, I was thinking of the good old standby, Apple. I mean, most of the copy is already written and its bound to rile up the fanatics in both camps!

    Boss: Good thinking, lets run it.

    1. Re:I can see it now.... by ihatewinXP · · Score: 1

      "bound to rile up the fanatics in both camps!"

      Both camps? I guess you mean Linux and Apple (this is /. after all).

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    2. Re:I can see it now.... by 0x0d0a · · Score: 5, Funny

      Both camps? I guess you mean Linux and Apple (this is /. after all).

      You aware of fanatics in any other camp?

    3. Re:I can see it now.... by Dr.+Pants · · Score: 1

      You don't seriously believe that there aren't a respectable number of insane, frothing, Microsoft/Microsoft Windows fundamentalists out there, do you?

    4. Re:I can see it now.... by kisrael · · Score: 1
      Both camps? I guess you mean Linux and Apple (this is /. after all).

      You aware of fanatics in any other camp?

      I gotta read more carefuly. I saw this and thought, good god, there's Linux and Apple Fanfic??
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    5. Re:I can see it now.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Err, wouldn't that be more like :

      Boss: Steve, we need another dirty trick to increase our market share.

      Ballmer: I know, Master. How about spreading some more FUD about Sun Microsystems ? A news article of its breakdown or something ?

      Boss: Naw, I was thinking of the good old styandby, Apple.

      Ballmer: Good thinking. But these damned /.'ers always find a link between the news agency that post the article and us as a funder.

      Boss: Ah, that doesn't really matter so much, no normal people read /. anyway. Besides, even if such blogs were mainstream, some would still read only our version, and we'll get them over to the dark si... I mean Our side. Even so, I have a brilliant plan. Let's build a super secret network of news agents, posting such stories at random intervals. Let's make it really secret, let them operate without us even knowing who they are !

      Ballmer: That is certainly a plan worthy of your reputy as an evil overlord, Master. But how can we fund these agents if we don't know who they are ?

      Boss: Ah, way ahead of you. I was thinking of using a secret "password". A secret word that each agent is to add in his article to get a totally untraceable small lump of money into their accounts. I was thinking of a word so silly nobody would use it in daily life, but can still be added to just about any article. Like "beleaguered".

      Ballmer: Your evilness truly is only surpassed by your brilliance my Master.

    6. Re:I can see it now.... by Feztaa · · Score: 1

      You aware of fanatics in any other camp?

      I realize this is a joke, but there are fanatical supporters of every OS. Trust me on this one. For any OS you can think of, no matter how obscure, there is somebody, somewhere that would die before admitting that OS either a) has flaws or b) is crappy. Whether it's Linux, Windows, BeOS, anything, there will be fanatical supporters.

      There are Windows fanatics. There might not be many here, but they exist.

    7. Re:I can see it now.... by tengwar · · Score: 1

      If it isn't EPOC, it's not a real OS.

    8. Re:I can see it now.... by Xaroth · · Score: 1

      What, like Amiga and Be?

    9. Re:I can see it now.... by Art+Tatum · · Score: 1
      You aware of fanatics in any other camp?

      I'm a rabid NeXTSTEP fanatic. I'll kill people who say anything bad about Objective-C. :-)

  10. I don't think so.. by OmniVector · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Last time I checked there were several million mac users who range from professional graphic artists, web designers, professionals in the teaching and medical field, the occasional average Joe, and now a new player to the mac field: geeks.

    Also to boot the mac has way more software than people give it credit for. It doesn't have half the games as windows, but that's not it's strong point. And with fink and an X11 server i instantly have a BSD machine that can run thousands of qt/gtk apps.

    Their desktops are probably loosing tons of market, but they still make the best laptops on the planet.

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    1. Re:I don't think so.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      "but they still make the best laptops on the planet."

      Yeah, and they've realized this, I think, and are preparing to dominate the laptop market.

      Back when I picked up my laptop, Apple laptops/notebooks/whatever the hell the buzzword of the day is were expensive as hell. Thus, I opted for a spiffy Compaq.

      Oh, my Compaq is a great little thing. But I would've liked more overall power, more features, and frankly, for it to look cooler. The Apple laptops had all these, but for a ridiculously higher price.

      Nowadays, though, I look around, and Apple laptops are down in competative price ranges. I think they might really have a chance at sweeping the laptop world.

      Let's face it - what do the majority of laptop users (Business people) need on a laptop? Office. Office has already been ported to Mac OS. Thus, if Apple can produce cheap (as in cost), quality laptops, that look aesthetically appealing and have lengthy battery times, they win.

      ('Course, I'd still think it a hard choice between one of the top end IBM laptops and an Apple.. ;))

    2. Re:I don't think so.. by OmniVector · · Score: 1

      I just sold my fujitsu S6010 laptop for a new 12" powerbook, and i must say it was a great choice. For rougly the same price as my fujitsu i got about 640mb of ram, a dvd burner, and a 40 gig hd. Then again this is also with my educational discount so that knocked about $150 off the total price.

      Still they are coming down in price quite rapidly. I remember when i saw the 15" TiBooks and shuddered at the expensive, yet gorgeous, laptops that i couldn't afford.

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      - tristan
    3. Re:I don't think so.. by GlassHeart · · Score: 4, Insightful
      with fink and an X11 server i instantly have a BSD machine that can run thousands of qt/gtk apps.

      It's important not to exaggerate when you're advocating something. In this case, exactly how many thousand of these Qt/GTK apps are useful, unique, and stable?

    4. Re:I don't think so.. by OmniVector · · Score: 1

      It's important not to exaggerate when you're advocating something. In this case, exactly how many thousand of these Qt/GTK apps are useful, unique, and stable?

      Considering that i've used linux for the past 6 or 7 months and had few problems, the majority of the apps are stable.
      As far as useful: most *nix apps have the problem of being *too* functional with usability problems.
      As far as unique: i'd rather have 4 apps that do the same thing slightly different so that i can choose which one i like the most (Gentoo, Debian, Slackware) than only 1 choice (Windows).

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      - tristan
    5. Re:I don't think so.. by op00to · · Score: 1

      Stable on linux != stable on OSX.

    6. Re:I don't think so.. by twiztidlojik · · Score: 4, Funny

      I remember BUYING an expensive, yet gorgeous laptop that I couldn't afford. Now, I shudder at the price of the 17", mainly because it's about $300 less than my TiBook was.

      I'm such a fucking retard.

      --
      I will now redundantly add my name to the end of my post. You know, in case you forgot me or something.
    7. Re:I don't think so.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This means that OSX users get the added benefits of automated quality checking.

      Any portable application that is stable on one platform and unstable on another is doing something very badly wrong.

      I'm not saying that there aren't a lot of applications like this...as a user of many non-Linux Unix-variants, I can state for certain that there are plenty.

      But the important, high-quality Unix apps are very stable under OSX (unlike the original poster, I wouldn't consider most Qt/Gtk+ -apps as important and high-quality, with notable exceptions such as the Gimp) and now that Apple released their version of X11, even graphical Unix apps perform nicely.

    8. Re:I don't think so.. by dubiousmike · · Score: 1

      Last time I checked there were several million mac users

      It doesn't really matter how many existing users there are. It matters how much in new sales they get. They are still putting money into development (no, Yao and Mini-Me did not make the 17" and 12" Powerbooks).

      While I agree that the article is misguided, I think your blanket comment is as well.
      Before you label me a troll, I have a powerbook running 10.2.3 and an XP desktop and a Debian box.

    9. Re:I don't think so.. by JoshWurzel · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's important not to exaggerate when you're refuting an argument. In this case, exactly how many thousand of these Windows apps are useful, unique, and stable?

      The argument goes both ways.

    10. Re:I don't think so.. by PhoenixK7 · · Score: 1

      "n this case, exactly how many thousand of these Qt/GTK apps are useful, unique, and stable?"

      Really, the same could be said of windows apps (or any other platform).. Exactly how many of them are useful, uniqe, and stable? Not nearly as many as you think.

      The truth is most (most, not all) platforms have at least a few apps to fill every niche. And in most cases there's one (or a few) really good ones and the rest are pretty mediocre.

    11. Re:I don't think so.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also to boot the mac has way more software than people give it credit for.

      Agreed, but what about after you boot? I mean that translucent grey circular bootclock thingy is way cool, but you can only enjoy it so many times. ;)

    12. Re:I don't think so.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's important not to exaggerate when you're advocating something. In this case, exactly how many thousand of these Qt/GTK apps are useful, unique, and stable?



      And in your case, it's also important to know what the heck you're talking about. How many apps are useful, unique or stable on any platform? Appling your criteria, one could make the case that Macs, Windows, Linux and BSD run about the same number and kind of apps-- which isn't too far off base, but also isn't very useful in platform evangelism.

    13. Re:I don't think so.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      important and high-quality... such as the Gimp

      In what production environment is the Gimp considered "high-quality"? I want to know so as to avoid it at all costs.

      Sure it's better than MS Paintbrush, but as a tool for doing anything more than make web buttons, it sucks. Even the built-in art editor in MS Word > 95 understands fundamental things such as alpha channels that work and reproducable color space, which are sadly lacking in the Gimp (hint: talk to a professional graphics artist at some point before making software intended for them). When the Gimp understands EPS at even half the competence of the crufted 7 year old BJC-4000 Windows 95 driver does, I'll consider using it. (Surely, producing a program that reads files conforming to a >10 year old standard can't be that difficult, look at Octave.)

    14. Re:I don't think so.. by esanbock · · Score: 1

      What are you talking about?!

      You have:
      Windows XP Home
      Windows XP Pro
      Windows 2000 Pro
      Windows 2000 Server
      Windows 2000 Advanced Server
      Windows 98
      Windows 95
      Windows 95 B
      Windows 3.11
      Windows For Workgroups 3.11
      Windows 3.1
      etc, etc...

    15. Re:I don't think so.. by levik · · Score: 1
      Whoa... Don't be knocking Windows software. Whatever issues you may have with the OS and the business model of the company behind it, a quick visit to download.com will show you thousands of useful and stable software. A lot of which you can get for free.

      When it comes to desktop apps/utils, the sheer popularity of the Windows system ensures a wide abundance of quality software. Of course, there is also a wide array of crappy software, but I then that's found on any system (just check out perversiontracker.com for some OS X examples).

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      Ñ'
    16. Re:I don't think so.. by dissy · · Score: 2, Funny

      > A lot of which you can get for free.

      I tried both of them and they didnt seem that impressive...

      (It was a joke.. laugh!)

    17. Re:I don't think so.. by dbrutus · · Score: 1

      It's also important not to minimize the significance of this new application category. Do you think that Microsoft partisans don't count Quicken and MS Money and the other 8 or 10 Windows accounting packages merely because they are not unique? I can see the sense of putting a stable requirement but useful and unique? That's a double standard vis a vis the Windows world.

    18. Re:I don't think so.. by nuintari · · Score: 1, Insightful
      Their desktops are probably loosing tons of market, but they still make the best laptops on the planet.

      Only place I know that sells their laptops for cheaper than their desktops. Can you even buy a desktop that isn't an uber overpowered maniac machine? I can't afford the price tag, don't want a laptop.

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      --Nuintari

      slashdot : where an opinion can be wrong.

    19. Re:I don't think so.. by MrMadnutz · · Score: 2, Funny

      Dammit. I'm a geek (at least by the standards of everyone I know) and I've been in the Mac market for years. At least as my primary desktop system. Now they're good for everything. Muahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

    20. Re:I don't think so.. by CAIMLAS · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      It really shouldn't be necessary to point out that Debian, Slackware, RedHat, Mandrake, et al, all have distro releases made in the last 6 months. On the other hand, there's been hardly even any bug patches released from MS in that long. Software from a decade and a half ago does not quantify as a choice any more than software that's 5 years old - unless, of course, you have a 33MHz system as your primary desktop.

      Please, get a clue. Not that you'd know how.

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    21. Re:I don't think so.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quick OT note on humor: When you have to inform the reader that the preceding text was meant in jest, and then you must further more inform them of the appropriate action to take (laugh), it stands to good reason that a) your joke was not funny, b) your grasp on reality is weakening and your social skills have officially gone down the toilet.

      Thanks a million!

    22. Re:I don't think so.. by money_shot · · Score: 0, Troll

      My laptop as 3D Max, Premiere, After Effects, Sound Forge, Illustrator, Wise Installer, Visual Studio, and a bunch of other things on it.

      Did I mention is has an ATI FireGL? A high quality 1200x1600 display?

      No, I didn't buy it. The place I work for bought it, like a few thousands others (most of them not as high end as mine though.) That is where the meat and potatos are for you mac users. I'm laughing at you and your little mac toys! ;)

      Seriously though, no one buys macs for 3D or business use, which is what most computers for businesses are bought for. That leaves a few flaky designers who are more interested in looking cool than getting work done. Oh yea, lets not forget the musicians. Anyone remember the Video Toaster? Not really? There's a reason for that...

      - money_shot

    23. Re:I don't think so.. by JDWTopGuy · · Score: 1

      You forgot 98 SE! In fact, if you count every single update, XP alone is several hundred versions of windows. But who cares?

      --
      Ron Paul 2012
    24. Re:I don't think so.. by JDWTopGuy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Hey you! Heard of Maya? Did you know it's been ported to Mac OS X? Yeah that's right, there's even a free learning edition. Hmmm... Adobe Premiere and After Effects? Those run on the mac too, and there's even more video related software coming for Mac OS X, not to mention film gimp.

      WTF do we care about "Wise Installer"? That's like saying "yo, I got installshield on my PC man". Many mac apps don't even need an installer. If you're referring to a installer-making app, the OS X developer tools include a package making utility.

      Visual Studio is a payed-for package. Mac OS X comes with a developer tools CD in the box, or you can download the stuff online, and it's based on GCC.

      Out of curiosity, how big (physically) is that display? How long does your battery last? Do you have firewire built in? How about DVI?

      I know nothing about video cards, so I won't compare the FireGL to the PowerBook G4's Radeon Mobility 9000 or NVIDIA GeForce4 420/440 Go with 32/64MB of video ram. I'll leave that to a video-card geek.

      You sir/madam, are (most likely) a big fat troll. I bet you haven't even used a mac.

      *Sigh of relief* Okay, now that I got that off my chest, let me state that I know I sound like a big fat troll myself, but unlike money_shot, I didn't make a blanket troll statement like "Seriously though, no one buys macs for 3D or business use, which is what most computers for businesses are bought for. That leaves a few flaky designers who are more interested in looking cool than getting work done."

      One last thing: Video toaster is back, and guess what? It runs on windows.

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      Ron Paul 2012
    25. Re:I don't think so.. by Bullet-Dodger · · Score: 1

      Whereas berating people anonymously on slashdot is a sure sign of good social-skills/grasp-on-reality

    26. Re:I don't think so.. by drsmithy · · Score: 1
      As far as unique: i'd rather have 4 apps that do the same thing slightly different so that i can choose which one i like the most (Gentoo, Debian, Slackware) than only 1 choice (Windows).

      And that's the difference. I prefer one tool that does a job well to a dozen that do it badly.

    27. Re:I don't think so.. by kalidasa · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I prefer one tool that does a job well to a dozen that do it badly.

      So is the argument here that Mac has too few apps, or too many that aren't good enough?

      Fact is, Mac has about 80%-90% of the functionality of Windows on the desktop and the server. It's missing certain key business segments (I don't think there's any serious accounting software for Mac, for instance - no, QuickBooks is not the kind of serious I'm talking about) and games, and the WP software still stinks (including Office v.X), but it's getting there. It is the platform of choice for design, sub-feature length film, and sound, with apps that have nothing comparable on the Windows platform - no, Premiere is not comparable to Final Cut Pro, and I usually use Premiere, so I know). And since the majority of lusers just want a convenient web surfing station they can also make DVDs and play MP3s on, and the Apple experience - except for the browsers - is superior in all these areas (Mail, iTunes, iChat, iDVD, iPhoto, QuickTime, etc.), I think the argument that Apple can be categorizeed as a collection of a dozen tools that do the same job badly is at best a mischaracterization

    28. Re:I don't think so.. by money_shot · · Score: 1

      I started out in graphic design as a Mac geek. From there I went into videography. Later on, I joined the 3D gaming software community and started making art and coding. I believe that my early Mac experience was Quark, Pagemaker and Photoshop 2.0.

      My laptop is an IBM that has one fatal flaw (no touchpad!!!! damn the eraser!) As far as the cost of the applications go, we get enterprise discounts, so their are actually pretty cheap (you'd be amazed at how little businesses pay for software.)

      Least you think I'm just an XP lover... I also run Linux on one of my spare boxes for shits and giggles. It's not like I can actually do something productive with it...

      My point about my laptop was that people who think that Macs will or can rule the laptop world are sadly mistaken for a number of reasons:

      1) They are slow. Sorry, that's the way it is.

      2) To get decent performance, they cost an arm and a leg.

      3) Businesses still well outbuy consumers when it comes to laptops. Guess what? They aren't all being used to make word documents (as you can tell by mine.) In fact, today I did a build of a 3D application, layed out a DVD using ReelDVD, exported some PDFs and very large printable graphic files, and about 20 other things. How many times did I do "office" work? 1 time.

      4) Yes, my laptop has firewire. OhMyGod!!! Dorks. All decent laptops come with firewire now.

      5) Slot loading sounds interesting... can you take the drive out and stick another hardrive in? Switch it with a DVD burner? Stick another battery in it? I can.

      6) Yea, Macs still run all the programs I use... I learned how to use most of them on the Mac. Who do you think Adobe is developing for first and foremost for now? 95% Windows users...

      7) Maya started out on Unix. It would have been a shame if they couldn't have proted it to OSX. It's about time that Macs got something decent in 3D... now you just need some pro-level graphic cards to do multi-monitor 3D windows (that's what I do with my DVI out, BTW...)

      Think I'm trolling? You've probably bought my games and they weren't developed on a Mac. :)

    29. Re:I don't think so.. by drsmithy · · Score: 1
      So is the argument here that Mac has too few apps, or too many that aren't good enough?

      The argumetn is that the Mac has fewer pieces of software, but most (if not all) of them are better than those on Linux.

      Fact is, Mac has about 80%-90% of the functionality of Windows on the desktop and the server.

      On the Desktop, no argument. On the server, I'd say it has about 50 - 75% (for example, it doesn't even participate in the thin client market - no, X11 under OS X doesn't count). However, undoubtedly some of that is due to a lack of higher-than-low-end grunt on the hardware side - the Xserve is a good first effort, but is lacking some key features (like hardware RAID), and there is simply nowhere to go with Apple if an Xserve isn't powerful enough.

      [...] I think the argument that Apple can be categorizeed as a collection of a dozen tools that do the same job badly is at best a mischaracterization.

      I would have to agree, since that's not what I said.

    30. Re:I don't think so.. by Malcontent · · Score: 1

      Now THAT's funny!

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      War is necrophilia.

    31. Re:I don't think so.. by otuz · · Score: 1

      beware the 25% of those 'free' windows apps that are disguised spyware.

    32. Re:I don't think so.. by otuz · · Score: 1

      the XServe RAID is a quite nice piece of harware RAID.

    33. Re:I don't think so.. by robosmurf · · Score: 1
      Xserve is a good first effort, but is lacking some key features (like hardware RAID), and there is simply nowhere to go with Apple if an Xserve isn't powerful enough.

      In case people have not noticed, Apple have just introduced the Xserve RAID which does look quite a nice piece of kit. It's still ATA based, but is in hardware.

    34. Re:I don't think so.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If one Xserve is not enough, then imagine a beowulf cluster of these. :)

    35. Re:I don't think so.. by otuz · · Score: 1

      >5) Slot loading sounds interesting... can you take
      >the drive out and stick another hardrive in? Switch
      >it with a DVD burner? Stick another battery in it?
      >I can.

      That kind of functionality existed in mac laptops from 1994 to 2001 (pb 500 to pb G4).
      I think the reason for abandoning it was the form factor and inconsistency between models (different form factor, yes). I bet your laptop is thicker than one inch, too.

    36. Re:I don't think so.. by timftbf · · Score: 1

      One word - eMac. Still this side of 1K UKP by the time I'd upgraded it to 640MB and added a USBPS2 box to carry on with my ergonomic keyboard / touchpad. 700 MHz G4, 17" CRT built-in (essentially the same as the old iMac, but nicer / bigger monitor), CDRW/DVD (no DVD burner), 40GB HD.

      To me, that's a reasonable price for a reasonable spec box. Internal expansion is limited compared to the (much more expensive) G4 towers, but there's plenty of USB and Firewire if you want to bolt things on to it.

      Regards,
      Tim.

    37. Re:I don't think so.. by Bedouin+X · · Score: 1
      It is the platform of choice for design, sub-feature length film, and sound, with apps that have nothing comparable on the Windows platform - no, Premiere is not comparable to Final Cut Pro, and I usually use Premiere, so I know).


      You obviously have never heard of Sounic Foundry or Steinberg (who makes PC and Mac software). While I can't speak for video, I know that on the PC, there are tons of high quality music production apps that are at least as good as whats on the Mac - with the possible exception of a few overpriced protools parts.

      The general sentiment that I hear from design guys is that In Design 2.0 is at least as good overall as QuarkXPress and works very well in Windows. So with that and QuarkXPress on windows, I find it hard to justify there being nothing comprable in that field either.
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    38. Re:I don't think so.. by lambwolf · · Score: 1

      > 4) Yes, my laptop has firewire. OhMyGod!!!
      > Dorks. All decent laptops come with firewire now.

      Do any PC laptops come with 6-pin FireWire? I've only seen 4-pin.

      All FireWire from Apple -- on desktops, laptops, and the iPod -- has always been 6-pin.

      --Andy

    39. Re:I don't think so.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was a joke, you idiot! That's why you were just moderated Offtopic.

    40. Re:I don't think so.. by afantee · · Score: 1

      >> Who do you think Adobe is developing for first and foremost for now? 95% Windows users. And yet Adobe still gets 50% of their revenue from Mac users.

    41. Re:I don't think so.. by jafac · · Score: 1

      hell, thanks to the XBox, even Windows won't have half the games as Windows. . .

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    42. Re:I don't think so.. by ArtDent · · Score: 1

      My laptop is an IBM that has one fatal flaw (no touchpad!!!! damn the eraser!)

      The comfortable keyboards and beautiful displays don't hurt, but it's that little piece of red rubber lodged between the "g", "h", and "b" keys that will probably keep me on ThinkPads forever.

      By the way, these days, the top-end ThinkPads (R40 and T30 models) offer a touch pad along with TrackPoint.

    43. Re:I don't think so.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Last time I checked Apple's SEC filings, Apple sales (in $) had dropped by 50% from 1995 to 2002.

      Now, yes, "Apple is dying" stories from 1995 or before were silly. But, if the current seven-year trend continues, Apple will have sales of $0.00 in 2010.

      That's pretty damned dead.

      Remember, the boy who cried wolf lied so much that he wasn't believed when the wolf really came; but the wolf *did* really come.

    44. Re:I don't think so.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Office has already been ported to Mac OS

      This is pretty funny (if you didn't mean "ported to Mac OS X) since Word and Excel were first coded for the Mac. They were ported to Windows!

      I'm with you on the laptop thing. I have IBM and Apple laptops and they both rock.

    45. Re:I don't think so.. by krel · · Score: 1

      !(Stable on linux != stable on OSX)

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    46. Re:I don't think so.. by bjohnson · · Score: 1

      Actually, a quick check at Apple's application database shows 257 applications in the 'Accounting' category...(http://guide.apple.com/action.lasso) including a number aimed at enterprise customers.

    47. Re:I don't think so.. by drsmithy · · Score: 1
      The Xserve RAID certainly does appear to be a nice piece of kit (we're considering using one for our FTP mirror, albeit conencted to a PC server). However, it's an additional addon requiring more rack space and more money and not a part of the Xserve any more that a Dell PowerVault is part of a Dell 1650. I am talking about the Xserve, not the Xserve + some other bits & pieces you can add on to any other server.

      The only real advantage the Xserve has over other 1U offerings is the large amount of internal disk space available. However, since there's no hardware RAID, and software RAID on OS X is pretty basic, it's practically impossible to efficiently use all that space. That's why I consider the lack of hardware RAID on the Xserve a significant issue (cost and ECC RAM being the other major ones).

    48. Re:I don't think so.. by Nexx · · Score: 1

      And, it does matter. 6-pin offers power+data. 4-pin only offers data. I've yet to see a 6-pin FW port on a PC laptop, and the addon cards only have 4-pin, or unpowered 6-pin.

    49. Re:I don't think so.. by money_shot · · Score: 1

      Mmmm... you do realize that the Video Toaster was once a piece of hardware built on top of an Amiga and eventually took over what was left of the amiga? I suspect that Mac may be headed down the same road.

      You don't seem to understand the point about Wise. You see, I actually get paid for software. In fact, it ships in large volumes and we like to protect that work as well has manage the software distribution. While that may be easy between all four mac people, it does take industrial strength software on a PC. Strangely enough, Wise also has products for Unix and Macs...

      - Money_Shot

    50. Re:I don't think so.. by nuintari · · Score: 1

      Anything that looks like an iMac can go to hell in my book. I appreciate the tip, but I loathe apple's consumer level desktops, they all look so friggin dumb. besides, I have a kvm, I want something that'll play nice with it, not insist on taking up extra real estate space on my desk with its built in crt.

      Nope, I'll save up for the tower thanks.

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      --Nuintari

      slashdot : where an opinion can be wrong.

    51. Re:I don't think so.. by Saint+Fnordius · · Score: 1

      1. I can't replicate your results. My Mac laptop is just as fast as the company laptop from HP, but with better battery life.

      2. Also not replicable. I see comperable prices for comparable laptops.

      3. Businesses often fall into "single supplieer syndrome". That's a given, and unfortunate. Still, Apple has no problems moving laptops. I don't quite get your point, unless you're telling me I ought to say "baa".

      4. Well, I guess you can thank Apple for making FireWire a standard, eh? ;)

      5. The G3 PowerBooks had this function, but Apple abandoned it. They decided that the benefits it provided weren't enough to enter the new case design. Considering that these expansion slots aren't uniform between laptop manufacturers, I can accept this. Third-party hardware for these things is expensive nowadays, even on the PC side.

      6. "First and foremost"? Adobe's cash cows are still the MacOS programs. Illustrator is fighting an uphill battle against CorelDraw, but enjoys equal footing with Macromedia Freehand on the Mac side. And both are easier to use on the Mac than the PC due to little factors like PostScript printer integration and Apple's Navigation Services.

      7. Your comment about grephics cards is probably the most mystifying. Ever since the bad old days of System 7.5 (and probably even earlier), Apple has supported multiple monitors, usually one monitor per graphics card. One of the reasons I'm buying the 12" PowerBook instead of the iBook is the independant external monitor support.

      Oh, and I don't think I've purchased any of your games, unless you work for Ambrosia.

    52. Re:I don't think so.. by GlassHeart · · Score: 1
      It's important not to exaggerate when you're refuting an argument. In this case, exactly how many thousand of these Windows apps are useful, unique, and stable?

      Hint: calling the bluff when somebody claims that there are thousands of Qt/GTK apps doesn't mean that I'm asserting there are such apps on Windows, on Mac OS, on any other platform, or on all of these platforms combined.

      Let me be clearer. A quick and inaccurate estimate of the "Editors" section in Debian yields about 200 packages. Some larger apps like Emacs or Abiword are composed of several packages, so I would guess that there are about 150 editors in there. Most of these are not unique. Some are possibly not even stable and useful. How many can you even name off the top of your head?

      There are probably over 500 packages under "Games". How many of those are boring reimplementations of Tetris or Minesweeper? How many of them match commercial software in polish?

      The point is not to put down free software. The point is that claiming there are thousands when the actual useful number (once you apply "useful, unique, and stable" qualifiers) is quite a bit lower is just dishonest. When you advocate in dishonesty, you do a disservice in the long term.

    53. Re:I don't think so.. by GlassHeart · · Score: 1
      Appling your criteria, one could make the case that Macs, Windows, Linux and BSD run about the same number and kind of apps-- which isn't too far off base, but also isn't very useful in platform evangelism.

      So you're saying that I shouldn't say something you admit "isn't too far off base" so that you can do free software marketing more easily?

      And you people bitch and moan when professional marketing people lie. Sheesh.

    54. Re:I don't think so.. by GlassHeart · · Score: 1
      Do you think that Microsoft partisans don't count Quicken and MS Money and the other 8 or 10 Windows accounting packages merely because they are not unique?

      First of all, I think we're not using the same definition for "unique", and I apologize for being vague.

      By "unique", I mean to discount yet-another-Tetris-clone. I do not mean to discount substantial feature differences between large apps. For example, Vi and Emacs certainly should count as two apps, even though their main function - edit text files - overlap entirely.

      That's a double standard vis a vis the Windows world.

      So call the bluff when a Windows advocate uses the argument. Are you suggesting we descend to their level instead?

    55. Re:I don't think so.. by dbrutus · · Score: 1

      If you want to waste time educating the general public in a difference in units be my guest. It's a thankless task. For a good amount of time, Apple didn't count their AGP slot when they advertised their computer and people constantly dinged them for being 'less expandable' even though it makes little sense to count multiple types of slots together. Today Apple counts slots just like everybody else because they got tired of the thankless task of user education.

      You have something of a point, but is it worth the effort to actually go through the thousands of Windows programs and determine uniqueness? Personally, I have better things to do with my life.

    56. Re:I don't think so.. by GlassHeart · · Score: 1
      If you want to waste time educating the general public in a difference in units be my guest. It's a thankless task.

      I agree completely, but I was not educating the general public. I was posting on Slashdot - News for Nerds. Still using Microsoft units here is just lazy.

      It's also not just Microsoft. Intel is largely responsible for the MHz is everything (even though Apple's objections are not entirely true either), and hard disk manufacturers are responsible for redefining the megabyte.

      You have something of a point, but is it worth the effort to actually go through the thousands of Windows programs and determine uniqueness?

      You don't actually have to. In a hypothetical argument against a Windows advocate, you just claim that there are many useful apps available on Linux or MacOS or whatever, and when the other person claims that Windows has thousands of apps, call the bluff. Make him count them.

    57. Re:I don't think so.. by dbrutus · · Score: 1

      He doesn't have to. There's a book that counts, lists, and describes them all. The last I checked, there was a version done by the same people for Mac as well (much thinner at the time). The way that they count is pretty much the way everybody else counts.

    58. Re:I don't think so.. by JDWTopGuy · · Score: 1

      So how does an installer "protect" your work?

      No, really. I want to know. Installers make things easier to install, at least on a PC. But is it user-friendlier to run an installer, or to drag one "file" (which is really a package) to whatever place you want it?

      Now I do realize that some programs are too large and complex to be distributed this way. But when an application is entirely contained in one package that is viewed by the user as a single file that can be placed anywhere, it allows a lot of freedom.

      Chimera and Safari are both distributed this way. iPhoto and iMovie (when installed from download) are in an installer package that is opened with a standard Apple installer app and allows the developer more control than a simple drag-install. Any developer with a copy of Apple's developer toolkit can create such a file. And it's free.

      In fact, with such nice tools available free from Apple, I really don't understand why some developers insist on using 3rd-party installers. But none the less, they exist and are used.

      That's one big difference between Mac OS X and basically any other OS, not just windows. You can put most applications anywhere you want, even in your password-protected home folder, and they will work. You can even move them after installation and they will continue to work.

      As to your video toaster comment, it is now a piece of hardware and software BUILT ON A PC. Maybe you missed that.

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  11. Beleaguered by sean23007 · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Actually, he does use the word "beleaguered," but in describing his old PowerMac.

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    1. Re:Beleaguered by JordanH · · Score: 3, Informative
      Not true. He calls Apple beleaguered in the next to the last paragraph:
      The last time Apple was in this state, it brought back co-founder Steve Jobs to fix its issues. He fostered the development of the iMac and secured a US$150-million investment from Microsoft. But there aren't any new iMacs in Apple's future and Microsoft, bolstered by its victory over the U.S. Department of Justice, is clearly not going to help the beleaguered computer maker this time.
    2. Re:Beleaguered by pohl · · Score: 1

      Ok, but he didn't describe Steve Jobs as "mercurial", so there. ;-)

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    3. Re:Beleaguered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, he DID manage to close with the equally obligarory "Stick a fork in 'em".

    4. Re:Beleaguered by bobsalt · · Score: 2, Informative

      beleaguer
      1. To harass; beset: We are beleaguered by problems.
      2. To surround with troops; besiege. See Synonyms at besiege.

      his old mac is being attacked??

  12. He does call them "beleaguered" by Fished · · Score: 5, Informative
    Towards the end of the article:
    "But there aren't any new iMacs in Apple's future and Microsoft, bolstered by its victory over the U.S. Department of Justice, is clearly not going to help the beleaguered computer maker this time."
    So, as you can see, he is totally stereo-typed.
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    1. Re:He does call them "beleaguered" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Things are looking good(*better) for Apple. They have entered a niche including portable devices (iPod and Powerbooks). Compare to MacOS 9 - X is a really respectable OS. In fact Apple has pointed to this as part of their future success. Apple to date has been more profitable than other computer hardware makers. And finally, it would seem that Apple is receiving its long due respect from computer users, be they linux gurus, mac addicts, or disillusioned windoze users. I suspect that if things ever get bad, Apple can just flood the Windows market with an x86 version of MacOSX and see were it goes from there...

    2. Re:He does call them "beleaguered" by Longinus · · Score: 5, Funny
      He also calls his PowerBook beleaguered:

      "I suppose at the time it was purchased, my beleaguered PowerMac was cutting edge, but in today's terms it was more powerful as a paperweight than a computer."

      That's twice in one article. This guy is good.

    3. Re:He does call them "beleaguered" by uncleFester · · Score: 1

      That's twice in one article. This guy is good.

      s/good/transparent/g

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    4. Re:He does call them "beleaguered" by pohl · · Score: 5, Funny

      He still only gets 50%, because he neglected to describe Steve Jobs as "mercurial".

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    5. Re:He does call them "beleaguered" by sacrilicious · · Score: 1

      Also, he failed to mention that Apple users would be "roiled" by Apple's failure, should it come to pass.

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  13. this is not news by zephc · · Score: 0, Troll

    this is only news on slashdot.

    Oh, and in Canada.

    SO tempted... to put...lyrics... to MST3K... Canada song....

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    1. Re:this is not news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      too busy screwing your daughters

      Dude, my daughter is so fucking hot! If you saw her you'd wanna screw her to. I been fucking that sweet pussy since she was ten and mmm..mmm.. is it good. Nothing like sex in the family. Damn, I think I'll go drag that bitch back into the cabin right now and let her suck on lil' elvis fer awhile. She needs the protein, skinny little bitch...

  14. Wow... by Spazntwich · · Score: 0, Interesting

    I think I speak for anyone with a rudimentary understanding of economics that just because a company in the past has barely pulled ittself out of financial ruin does not mean it can do it again.

    Apple really is in danger of going out of business soon, simply because of the severe economic down turn, and the fact that people just aren't buying computers as much anymore.

    Apple's cash reserves are also getting pretty low, if I remember correctly.

    1. Re:Wow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      4 billion in the bank.
      Yeah... pretty low.

    2. Re:Wow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
      ...and as an owner of a power boat and a speaker of conversational French, I think it's safe to say you're mistaken:

      From last quarter


      We were extremely pleased with our ability to achieve our revenue target for the first quarter while reducing channel inventories by 11 percent within the quarter, said Fred Anderson, Apple's CFO. Continued strong asset management enabled us to increase cash to over $4.4 billion. Looking ahead to the second quarter of 2003, we expect revenue to be relatively flat with the December quarter, and expect a slight profit for the quarter.


      I think they have plenty of reserves...

    3. Re:Wow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple's cash reserve increased last quarter!!!

    4. Re:Wow... by Trurl's+Machine · · Score: 1

      Apple really is in danger of going out of business soon, simply because of the severe economic down turn, and the fact that people just aren't buying computers as much anymore.

      Because they buy more iPods? ;-)
      Seriously, Apple seems to be aware of the fact that the personal computer market is somehow saturated, and they keep looking for new markets. And they fare pretty well so far. Even if they'll end up as a portable music player manufacturer, they will still make profit just from that.

      Apple's cash reserves are also getting pretty low, if I remember correctly.

      Warning - your memory circuits might not pass the power on self-test.

    5. Re:Wow... by Spazntwich · · Score: 1

      When Apple is capable of losing well over a quarter million a year, as they have done in the recent past, that 4 billion isn't as much as it looks like.

    6. Re:Wow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If Apple lost a quater million a year from now on, 4 billion (i.e. American billions 4x10^9) would last for 16,000 years, so yes it as much as it looks like.

    7. Re:Wow... by rworne · · Score: 1
      When Apple is capable of losing well over a quarter million a year, as they have done in the recent past, that 4 billion isn't as much as it looks like.
      Yeah, at that burn rate ($250,000) they'll only last 16000 years, tops.
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    8. Re:Wow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      When Apple is capable of losing well over a quarter million a year, as they have done in the recent past, that 4 billion isn't as much as it looks like.


      eeeeeeyeah... Why, if Apple were to keep loosing that much per year, it would be out of bussiness in a mere 17840 years.

      Clearly, we're on the brink, folks.
  15. I imagine you've been asked this before... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But wouldn't your trolling be more successful with a REAL DBMS?

  16. Safari by $$$$$exyGal · · Score: 1
    The problem with lacklustre third party development has prompted Apple to create its own browser, which it calls Safari.

    But remember, Safari is based upon open source software. It's not like Apple has to create/maintain it from scratch.

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    1. Re:Safari by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And, it's not even as if there wasn't solid effort in that area. Mozilla and the Apple variants of it are quite good.

    2. Re:Safari by ecchi_0 · · Score: 1

      Not only that, but guess what? Internet Explorer is made by Microsoft. Wow, the creator of an operating system making its own browser?!? Definitely a last-ditch effort before it dies... yeah right...

    3. Re:Safari by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But it's still a proprietary system. Safari is worth squat, to apple. It's only worth is KHTML gets patched more (good for KDE people)

    4. Re:Safari by facelessnumber · · Score: 1

      Microsoft didn't do much more to create IE than Apple did to create Safari. They "embraced and extended" Konqueror in much the same way that Microsoft did with Mosaic. I'm sure there's little if any Mosaic code still kicking around in IE, but initially it was a new look, more features, and a rebranding of third-party software, just like Safari is now.

    5. Re:Safari by ecchi_0 · · Score: 1

      I wasn't around on the internet (unless AOL counts as the internet) back then. Thanks for the clarification, though :). That makes my point even more clear: creating your own software does not mean you are dying!!! For example, Nintendo makes many of the best games available for their platform (just as Apple makes a lot of very good software for their platform), but Nintendo certainly isn't dying (well, maybe in America but overseas...)

    6. Re:Safari by geekee · · Score: 1

      Yes. They seem to have figured out their SW developers suck, and now borrow all their mission critical sw from open-source.

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  17. my palm won't sync with my mac..the sky is falling by 512k · · Score: 1

    it seems like this guy is unhappy with this mac, and his "despised" previous one...this isn't enough proof that it's over for apple

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  18. Canada by Covant · · Score: 5, Funny

    We never get memos in Canada..

    First, we never got the "Mullets aren't cool" memo.
    Nor the, "Thou shalt not eat massive amounts of poutine" memo.

    and now this, the "Apple doesn't really ever go out of business" memo.

    When will this appaling double standard of memo-sending end? Canadians are just as worthy of memos as the rest of the world!

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    1. Re:Canada by haedesch · · Score: 1, Funny

      Never got in trouble for not putting coversheets on your tps reports?

    2. Re:Canada by ebbomega · · Score: 1

      Yes, but we also didn't get the "Make your own version of the DMCA" memo, not to mention, thanks to last weekends, insanely loud protest across the nation, the "Let's go to war" memo most likely is going to get lost in the mail room....

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    3. Re:Canada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We get the important ones, like "Don't eat the yellow snow" and "Don't drink American beer." OK, the important one.

    4. Re:Canada by jshowlett · · Score: 1

      No - you got it sideways. It's "Don't eat the American snow" and "Don't drink yellow beer" :-)

  19. I don't understand by Stanley+Feinbaum · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Considering how blatently overpriced most apple systems are, I would assume they are making a HUGE markup on hardware sales.

    Or maybe not. Maybe the public is realizing you can get a very formidible windows based computer for half the price of a cheap mac.

    I am a mac user btw, and although I love OS X, buying this system really hurt my wallet.

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    1. Re:I don't understand by phillymjs · · Score: 4, Informative

      Maybe the public is realizing you can get a very formidible windows based computer for half the price of a cheap mac.

      The public are mostly morons-- and since when have they ever done anything but look for the absolute cheapest of [product]? Quality and longevity are of little or no concern.

      They don't realize that while the Mac costs twice as much, it also remains a viable computer twice as long (or longer) and in the long run provides a fraction of the aggravation that comes with dealing with computer problems (thanks to Windows not being in the equation). I'm a system integrator, and I've seen the ugly Windows problems that just occur out of nowhere, and dealt with the people who can't do more than turn their PCs on and type Word documents because the machine intimidates them.

      I got more than six years out of the last brand new desktop Mac I bought (a Power Mac 7600, with a few modest upgrades sprinkled into it over the years to keep somewhat current), and could've gotten more but I wanted a machine that would run OS X capably and without me having to resort to any hacks to get it installed and make it work. Now I've got a G4/733, and it will likely last me just as long.

      ~Philly

    2. Re:I don't understand by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1, Flamebait
      In this economy everyone is trying to save a buck. Bussinesses make up the vast majority of computer sales not consumers. They are the ones puting freezes on new equipment purchases and shipping our jobs away to India for 4k a year( grrr).

      In the last recession a decade ago apple machines were faster, had much better graphics thanks to windows3.1 in the pc world, had more software like word perfect, and most of the photo editing software was only available on the mac or was several versions behind on the pc. They were worth their price if you were a graphics firm or if you had people in advertising.

      Today Windows machines are cheaper, mcuh faster, and integrate well with the the proprietary Microsoft products running everything from VB client-server apps, to running Outlook with groupware functions that hook into MS Exchange server, to running ms access, to integrating with MS active directory. Notice how many times I used "ms". That is the other problem besides cost cutting. Its standardizing in proprietary environments.

      The bussiness world is now in paying for their mistakes in standardizing in Microsoft products. Its a proprietary mess that they need to support and eliminating the amount of platforms to support is what the CTO's want to lower support costs.

      Unless apple hurries up quickly with the powerpc970 they will be in big trouble. Motorolla screwed them royally in the ass. If I were Steve Jobs I would never do bussiness with them again no matter what they offer. The opensource movement hopefully will stop the proprietary invasion that started with Microsoft in the 90's. That has hurt Apple more then anything. Now people are not so blinded by fud and hype but these places that use to purchase macs now purchase only dell's or hp's based on company policy.

    3. Re:I don't understand by RabidOverYou · · Score: 1

      > The public are mostly morons-- and since when have they ever done anything but look for the absolute cheapest of [product]? Quality and longevity are of little or no concern.

      Yes, that would be why Yugo decimated Honda and Toyota a decade ago.

      > I'm a system integrator

      Wow!

    4. Re:I don't understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Hmmm, if you look at what Apple is offering against another reputable PC notebook manufacturer I think you'll see a big difference in price, features, and quality...

      Here is a 15" Titanium PowerBook's price and features:

      $2,799.00

      15.2-inch TFT Display
      1280x854 resolution
      1GHz PowerPC G4
      1MB L3 cache
      512MB SDRAM
      60GB Ultra ATA/66
      SuperDrive (DVD burner + CD burner)
      ATI Mobility Radeon 9000
      64MB DDR video memory
      Gigabit Ethernet
      FireWire 400

      AirPort built-in
      Bluetooth optional
      DVI & S-Video out

      I tried to spec out a Dell Precision M50 with similar specs:

      2ghz Pent. 4
      512mb RAM
      60gb HD
      Something called a 8-24-10-24x SWDVD/CDRW (guess this is a DVD burner + CD burner?)
      Wireless LAN card
      (not sure if it had gigabit ethernet on the wire or not)
      (not sure what size screen or resolution it has)
      (not sure if it's bluetooth capable)
      (not sure what it's video output is... probably vga?)
      (note: I think Dell should put more info about their machines on their site)

      Anyway, the final price: $3934.

      Granted I'm not sure how the new P4 processor stacks up agains the latest G4 chip... I know it's difficult to compare based on mhz alone so I could use some help with speed comparisons.

      Should the performance come out about the same, I sure as hell would go for the PowerBook (in fact I did). Looks like I saved over $1000 and got more for my money.

      I am very critical of Apple, but I think they have finally started to get their act together... I for one don't think Apple will be closing their doors anytime soon.

    5. Re:I don't understand by Sebby · · Score: 1
      The public are mostly morons


      And I believe it's only morons that read the National Post. :)

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    6. Re:I don't understand by russellh · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, Macs are not blatantly overpriced, because PCs are a commodity whereas Macs are not. A commodity, as you and the entire Slashdot community are well aware, I trust, is a product differentiated only by price. Like PCs. Whereas a Mac is an entirely different beast.

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    7. Re:I don't understand by bmetzler · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Maybe the public is realizing you can get a very formidible windows based computer for half the price of a cheap mac.

      I don't understand either. I'm currently looking for a notebook myself, and although people claim that a similarily configured PC is much cheaper then an Apple system I just am not finding those prices.

      In fact, not only can I not find Windows based notebooks for half the price, but I'm not even finding them cheaper. I just priced a Dell for comparison. Even with Dell's rebates and free upgrades right now, their Inspiron 4150 sells for $1,813.00, compared to Apple's iBook for $1,728.00. And the iBook *still* has an extra 128 meg of RAM.

      If you compare desktops the numbers are slightly in your favour. A comparetively priced Dimension 8250 is priced at $1,397 after all the rebates and free upgrades available. The G4 goes for $1,599. Although that's just a tad over $200, I would not consider that 'blatently overpriced.' Also, I would guess that the hardware that Apple uses is slightly higher-quality then Dell's hardware. Enough to make the $200 worthwhile anyways.

      I'm not sure if I will buy an iBook, but based on price alone, Apple seems to stomp anything that the PC world can provide. I'd like to see Dell or someone massively undercut Apple, because I like good deals too, but until now I haven't seen it.

      -Brent
    8. Re:I don't understand by Politburo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They don't realize that while the Mac costs twice as much, it also remains a viable computer twice as long (or longer)

      I'd like some justification as to why and how an Apple laptop remains viable "twice as long or longer" than a non-Apple laptop. The technology is going to get faster and larger no matter what platform you use. Furthermore, let's keep this non-OS specific.

    9. Re:I don't understand by xintegerx · · Score: 1

      I, too, have seen the ugly Mac problems that just occur out of nowhere, and dealt with the people who can't do more than turn their Macs on and type Mathematica labs because the machine intimidates them.

      Which is why your whole post is hypocritical because "the public is stupid" would explain why one would have trouble with a Windows system in the first place.

      There are three labs on two floors. One is the Windows lab (99% use it), a Linux (two people use it), and Macintoshes are never used.

    10. Re:I don't understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple zealots often have the delusional opinion that Apple uses mystical hardware components that are of better quality than those in the PC world. Of course this is wrong, since they both use the same cheaply-produced shit from the same cheap-production environments. That, however, never keeps them from saying it. It's almost as if they exist in an entirely different universe where reality is powerless.

    11. Re:I don't understand by Jon+Abbott · · Score: 1
      [A Mac] also remains a viable computer twice as long (or longer) and in the long run provides a fraction of the aggravation that comes with dealing with computer problems).
      How true that is. I tried convincing a friend into buying a 15" Powerbook G4 for $2,200, but he instead opted for a Gateway 400XL laptop that was $1,700. He has had nothing but trouble with the fan on it -- even after having the fan replaced, it is still incredibly loud and whiny. Yet another lesson in "getting what you pay for", I guess. :^)
    12. Re:I don't understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A powerbook isn't any more expensive than a high end dell laptop. I know because I just bought a powermac, and before doing so I priced out an equivalent dell...dell was actaully $100 more before taxes.

    13. Re:I don't understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The 'overpriced mac' theory would be a lot more believable if it weren't for the fact that macs aren't built like cheap PCs, they're equipped more like the business-class and workstation-class PCs.

    14. Re:I don't understand by phillymjs · · Score: 1

      [sniff, sniff] I smell a laptop Linux user!

      My post was referring to desktop Macs, and viability relative to Windows PCs. Apple laptops, however, are much more price-competitive with their Wintel brethren, so how long they remain viable does not need to be debated.

      I am well aware that the average 486 can probably still run Linux quite capably, and that you can pick up an old ThinkPad on eBay for chump change and make a decent Linux laptop out of it. I neglected to mention that because we're discussing this article, which acts as if Windows and Mac OS X are the only two operating systems on the planet.

      ~Philly

    15. Re:I don't understand by phillymjs · · Score: 1

      People who are intimidated by a Mac fall into three groups:

      1) They were taught to use Windows, as opposed to being taught to use a computer, and fear and loathe anything different.

      2) They work in IT, and are afraid that replacing their Windows boxes with more reliable Macs will weaken their IT empire.

      3) They are too damned dumb to use any computer, and should stick with a typewriter and a calculator. Or in some cases a crayon, circle of paper, and abacus.

      ~Philly

    16. Re:I don't understand by phillymjs · · Score: 1

      Furthermore, people don't buy Macs because they aren't smart enough to use Windows, they buy Macs because they'd rather put their brain power to use doing something other than getting the computer to cooperate with them.

      I make my living supporting Windows crap all day, I see everything that can go wrong with them. When I go home, I want a machine I can rely on. A fraction of the viruses, no spyware worth mentioning, no worries about script kiddies and their Trojans, or Windows Messenger popup ads, or security holes you can drive a truck through. I turn the thing on, I use it, I turn it off. Mind you, my first computer back in '85 was a PC, and I also have a couple home-built boxes running XP Pro, so I kinda think I know what I'm talking about. I use both, but I vastly prefer my Macs.

      ~Philly

    17. Re:I don't understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, he got 2x the processing power, 2x the RAM, a weaker video card, and a platform on which he can be assured his software will run. What a ripoff that was.
      And wow, if he'd actually bought a laptop as crappy as a 15" PowerBook, he might not even have that fan noise. And think, it would have cost even _less_. What a crime.

    18. Re:I don't understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is your technical basis for concluding that Macs are "more reliable?"
      Please forget to include anecdotal content that
      1. Involves the mention of managing Windows or its software.
      2. Involves non-technical vague stories about people you know.
      3. Involves you owning a computer for X years.

      I would expect no less than a full brief enumerating every piece of hardware used for every element of your discussion. Including the manufacturer and MTBF for the components.

    19. Re:I don't understand by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      They don't realize that while the Mac costs twice as much, it also remains a viable computer twice as long (or longer)

      Dur...*what*?

      That's ridiculous. You can use either platform for *ages*. There is, as far as I can tell, very little difference.

      I've seen the ugly Windows problems that just occur out of nowhere, and dealt with the people who can't do more than turn their PCs on and type Word documents because the machine intimidates them.

      You know, I see the same thing with OS X.

      What you're talking about *are* issues, but they're issues that affect everyone, not just x86 users.

    20. Re:I don't understand by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      The opensource movement hopefully will stop the proprietary invasion that started with Microsoft in the 90's. That has hurt Apple more then anything.

      Um...at the time, and to a large extent even today, Apple is more "proprietary" than Microsoft, in their absolute control of their platform in both hardware and software.

      That was, in fact, what killed my love for Macs -- back when Apple killed off Power Computing and friends, I decided that I really didn't want to hang around any more.

    21. Re:I don't understand by Politburo · · Score: 1

      [sniff, sniff] I smell a laptop Linux user!

      Couldn't be further from the truth. Not only do I not own a laptop, my one desktop has Windows 2000 installed on it.

      My post was referring to desktop Macs, and viability relative to Windows PCs

      OK, why are Mac desktops so much more viable then?

    22. Re:I don't understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they buy Macs because they'd rather put their brain power to use doing something other than getting the computer to cooperate with them.


      Like such mentally complicated tasks as engaging in inane rationalization for the platform use on Slashdot, using clearly erroneous statements that only servee to damage their credibility in discussion, and tend to instill in others the sense that they're detached zealots.

    23. Re:I don't understand by Jon+Abbott · · Score: 1

      He bought the Gateway laptop a month ago, and it has been in the shop for three weeks because of a defective fan problem. Who would pay $1,700 for that? In comparison, my Powerbook has ran flawlessly since it arrived.

    24. Re:I don't understand by Bu5h · · Score: 1

      True, the public can be moronic, but not everybody looks for the cheapest machine when it comes to home computing. But I personally would rather spend $1500 to get a nice laptop than spend $3000 on a Powerbook that will let me make pretty pictures. About 2 years back I bought an HP Pavilion laptop, at about 750Mhz (which is slow by today's standards), but between making graphics in Adobe Photoshop and using it to program applications, it still kicks. I still expect to get another 2 years out of it before I have to pass it on to somebody else or get rid of it. And even then, it will get some use. And I recently built a 1.7Ghz desktop for under $600. And it's system specs are double that of my roommate's shiny $3000 PowerBook. I can do just about anything he can, and plenty of things he can't. I'm not bashing Mac or its users, but I don't envision myself spending that much on something that limits me that much.

    25. Re:I don't understand by andrewski · · Score: 1

      Don't buy an iBook, buy a powerbook 12" instead. I would recommend a 15" TiBook, (which I own and love, TiG4 DVI) but Apple's ripe for a model change there. The 12" is cute but lacks L3 cache IIRC. The 17" has gotta be too big, as my 15" is kind of stretching it.

      Maybe the AlG4s will be more reliable / faster / sexier than the Ti, but I remain happy with my decision.

      iBooks, on the other hand, are pokey in comparison to a Powerbook. Side-by-side, you really notice the pep of the G4. Used in isolation from faster Macs, you may not care, but I think the couple hundred bucks more you would spend on a Powerbook now will serve you well into the future.

    26. Re:I don't understand by Bu5h · · Score: 0, Troll

      But he still has money left in his bank account.

      And two mouse buttons.

    27. Re:I don't understand by phillymjs · · Score: 1

      Ahh, the typical Wintel user, only interested in the specs.

      My statement that Macs are more reliable comes from nothing more than my experiences using both platforms for almost twenty years, and making my living supporting them for twelve years. The Macs I've used and supported have had far fewer problems than the Windows machines. And when the Macs do have problems, they are much more easily fixed. 95% of the time, all I needed to fix any Mac problems at my last job was a Norton Utilities CD, and a book to read for the 5-10 minutes it took for Norton to finish checking the drive.

      If you're so interested in the concrete numbers, then you can Google for the independent studies that show Macs have a higher initial cost but lower TCO compared to a Windows PC, once you factor in support costs and longevity of the machine. They're out there, though I'm sure you'll discount them because they usually appear on the web sites of Mac enthusiasts.

      ~Philly

    28. Re:I don't understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He got a defective unit. Big deal. Happens with any volume product. It sucks, but it has nothing to do with the platform. The notebook is better than a 15" PowerBook. Simply because his had a broken fan doesn't change that.

    29. Re:I don't understand by Jon+Abbott · · Score: 1
      The [Gateway 400XL] is better than a 15" PowerBook.
      Some people beg to differ...
    30. Re:I don't understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ahh, the typical Wintel user,

      I am not a "Wintel user." You don't seem particularly adept at determining the backgrounds of others thus far, but your attempt at elitest ad-hominem is noted.


      only interested in the specs.

      I am interested in those matters specifically related to your claim about the disparity in the longevity of two hardware platforms, that are ever-increasingly almost identical.
      I am not at all interested in your baseless feelings, unsubstantiated anecdotes, or any analysis that refers to "DLL Hell," "wanting it to work,"support costs" or other things irrelevant to the longevity of a computer.


      My statement that Macs are more reliable comes from nothing more than my experiences using both platforms for almost twenty years, and making my living supporting them for twelve years.

      So then you admit that your comments have no actual technical basis, but are rather the opinion of someone --that is rapidly demonstrating to me that anyone that pays him for any 'technical' service is a moron-- who spends his days installing and running COTS diagnostics programs? Do you even know who manufactures any of the components in modern Macs? Could you even find out on your own, and determine the MTBF of any of them?


      If you're so interested in the concrete numbers, then you can Google for the independent studies that show Macs have a higher initial cost but lower TCO compared to a Windows PC

      Who the fuck said anything about magical intangibles like "total cost of ownership?" I asked you to compare and contrast the technical MTBF between components between platforms.


      once you factor in support costs

      'Support costs' have nothing to do with what I asked you to provide.


      and longevity of the machine

      So are you going to get around to proving the longevity difference between the hardware platforms? I'm not going to fucking spend my day sifting through mounds of shit from Google for you. You make this claim, not back it up with technical data. You're supposed to be a technical person, right? That's what you make your living doing, right? "Supporting" computers?


      They're out there, though I'm sure you'll discount them because they usually appear on the web sites of Mac enthusiasts.

      You're right, I don't want some tripe off of www.maczealot.com, I want you to get off of your lazy ass and to a line-item comparison of the longevity of the components of the two platforms. I want you to do this, so you'll learn, instead of pretending you don't need actual reasoning instead of bullshit that sounds good to you because you like the company.

    31. Re:I don't understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're capacity for technical comparison astounds me. I salute you.

    32. Re:I don't understand by Caradoc · · Score: 1

      I can get a suitcase of Pabst Blue Ribbon for the cost of a six-pack of Guinness.

      Does that mean Pabst is the better beer?

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    33. Re:I don't understand by IamTheRealMike · · Score: 1
      The public are mostly morons-- and since when have they ever done anything but look for the absolute cheapest of [product]?

      Hmm, they don't agree with your purchasing decision - therefore they are morons. Did it ever occur to you that maybe they considered the cost/benefit ratio and decided to buy a PC based on sound consumerist reasoning? Clearly not.

      They don't realize that while the Mac costs twice as much, it also remains a viable computer twice as long

      They "don't realise it" because that statement could easily be bollocks. Evidence please.

      I got more than six years out of the last brand new desktop Mac I bought (a Power Mac 7600, with a few modest upgrades sprinkled into it over the years to keep somewhat current), and could've gotten more but I wanted a machine that would run OS X

      This has to be the weakest Mac argument I've ever heard. Just because Apple don't hike the performance as often as the PC makers do, does not mean they "last longer". There's nothing stopping you from never upgrading your computer whatever you use, but if you want the latest tech, you have to either upgrade your old one (which isn't an option with apple anyway) or buy something new.

      Saying "my Mac lasted for years until I decided to upgrade" is silly, it just makes it look like Apple move far slower than the competition (which is sort of true, isn't it)

    34. Re:I don't understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no worries about script kiddies and their Trojans, or Windows Messenger popup ads, or security holes you can drive a truck through. I turn the thing on, I use it, I turn it off

      Yeah. I use Win2K as my desktop and I don't worry about Trojans, pop-up ads or security holes because I took the time to secure my box. If you are too lazy/stupid to learn how to secure a machine as drop dead easy as windows then you probably should be using a Mac.

    35. Re:I don't understand by homesteader · · Score: 1

      I think the argument of Mac's longevity is the MOST compelling. Maybe it has only been so since the later PPC generations(603, 604, 604e, G3,G4), but I think it is a real difference. In my experience Windows eats the hardware over time. A clean install of Win2k is very fast on decent hardware(+400mhz PII, PIII and higher), but it bogs down quickly. The more you add, the slower it seems to get. The longer you run it, the slower it seems to get. I'm not talking about having tons of programs running, tons of little crap utils sitting in the Tray chewing up resources. I'm talking about registry bloat, and systems that seem to crawl even when nothing is running other that standard windows processes. Ever run regmon and see how many registry queries happen just to click on the start menu and go to your favorites? It is truly a feat of modern computing that the registry doesn't blow up more often.

      With the apple(350mhz g3) and powercomputing(180mhz 604e) machines I've owned, they seem to be more consistent. With OS X, AFAIC it gets faster with time. And I don't know what your talking about when you say upgrading isn't an option. The only thing that hasn't been upgradeable on the macs I've owned is the memory architecture. You could put a G3 in an old PPC601 box. Show me a 486 that'll take a pentium II or III upgrade. People seem to forget that when us mac geeks were using LC400 with 16-25 mhz 68030, with a nice gui more functional/modern than win9x, the pc guys were still using 386s and Win3.11

    36. Re:I don't understand by Learnedfool · · Score: 0

      My friend bought a hyundai pony for less than half the price of my volkswagen golf. Guess whose got better gas mileage: Mine Guess whose didn't need to be overhauled: Mine Guess whose isn't in the junkyard right now but was re-sold for a decent amount: Mine Its simple, I ended up spending alot less than him.

    37. Re:I don't understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn, I got a 386 laptop running FreeDOs and I use DOS Edit to read bootleg ebooks converted to ASCII that I download of of Kazaa. At three A.M. I am sitting in bed with my tiny ass Toshiba T1850 reading Snow Crash, Books of Blood or Neuromancer and for this it works perfectly. Old hardware rules. Ghetto computing rules. High-tech low-life forever! Heh...

    38. Re:I don't understand by mrseigen · · Score: 1

      Only morons would read a paper considered to be not far above tabloid status. Fact-checking? Whazzat?

      I love how he uses Palm's crappy programmers as a sign that developers don't care about the Macintosh, and thus, Apple makes crappy product and will soon go under. That's like me saying that the millions of shovelware vendors for Windows is a sign that Microsoft makes crappy product and will go under.

    39. Re:I don't understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What I don't understand is that I use carbonized palm desktop, and have been for a year. No crashes. I just don't understand. I must have some different system. For that matter, frankly, NOTHING crashes. Thank you Darwin. Oh, yeah, and no virus attacks for the past three years.

      The stability is awesome, and I'm on a three year old, 500 MHz G3 powerbook. BTW, performance from my perspective is excellent, and I usually have at least 10 apps open at anyone time, including the entire Office suite.

      Just started using PDF workflow as well (new in 10.2.4). Very nice.

      Course, maybe the moron is still on OS 9. That WOULD be a problem.

    40. Re:I don't understand by StarTux · · Score: 1

      Absolutely right, I have noticed older Mac's circa 1999 or even a bit earlier still being used successfully. On the PC side the upgrade treadmill, especially with regards to running later versions of Windows could well offset the initial cost of the Mac.

      StarTux

    41. Re:I don't understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can chalk it up to mass delusion, but a 5 year old mac will resell for a much higher percent of initial cost than a PC.

    42. Re:I don't understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What shop would that be?? If you have a defective product from Gateway you can RMA it and they will overnight the replacement.

    43. Re:I don't understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They don't realize that while the Mac costs twice as much, it also remains a viable computer twice as long

      so so true. i have an original iMac (not ancient, i know, but pretty old at five years) and it still does pretty much everything i need it to do (which is basically the internet variety, plus CodeWarrior). i see this machine being with me for quite a while longer, and not just because i'm broke.

    44. Re:I don't understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But no computer. And what loser uses a 2 button mouse on his mac? I got a 5 button mouse on mine. Yes it is a Microsoft Mouse, and yes, all the buttons work, as does the mouse wheel. Don't believe it is possible? Here is info, right from the horses mouth.

    45. Re:I don't understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm as big a Mac zealot as the next guy, but AppleCare is no great thing. My PowerBook ($too much) spent a total of 5+ weeks at Apple facilities in Texas before being declared a lemon. It had come back several times with internal and external flaws. Plenty of stories like these abound... see the discussion boards at apple.com. At the end of the day, I'd still buy a Mac, but the bitter taste of my AppleCare experience still hasn't left completely.

    46. Re:I don't understand by vought · · Score: 1
      They were taught to use Windows, as opposed to being taught to use a computer, and fear and loathe anything different.

      I am an assistant at a digital photography/printing business.

      We run workshops occasionally (check the schedule on the web site) and we just finished one tonight. Our lab is comprised of 400MHz G4s running Mac OS 9.1 and Photoshop 7.0.1, mostly culled from eBay. I love my job; I haven't been able to say that since I worked at Metricom.

      From time to time, Windows users who use our Macs are stymied. These tend to be the people who want to know "the right numbers" for Unsharp Mask (there aren't any "right numbers"), and who want to know if the keyboard commands and files from Photoshop on a Mac will work on a Windows machine.

      An example of a "very confusing" situation: the Windows user clicks on the desktop behind the active application's window and can't figure out why the menus have changed. They don't ever try to click on the (still visible) window to regain focus on the application they want to use. With no screen-stealing taskbar to remind them of wht they're doing, they get lost in the contexts of an application-centric OS.

      Nothing against these people; many of them are talented and bright in their own right, but they uniformly seem to lack the mental abstraction that the desktop metaphor depands on. They are dependent upon the concept of procedural instruction to perform tasks on a computer. They were, as the previous poster suggests, taught to use Windows, and are not able to acclimate to anything different.

      My experience has taught me that the best way to help these people learn to use a Mac for three days at a time is to produce a short but highly procedural document explaining how to perform common tasks in Macintosh OS 9. (I refuse to waste my time explaining the 47 possible places to put ICC profiles in the last six versions of Windows, nor am I especially keen on explaining the vagaries of why Microsoft STILL will not allow users to have different color lookup tables on dual-head or dual monitor card systems!)

      I think the fundamental differences are small between Mac and Windows users, but while I find that many Mac users are adaptable to Windows without outside instruction, Windows users depend on the higly organized and enforced GUI of Windows in order to perform tasks.

      Hope you enjoyed this data point...

    47. Re:I don't understand by afantee · · Score: 1

      The components maybe same, but Apple still build much better system. If this is too abstract to you, think about BMW and Ford - they may use the same engine or seats but still differ in the overall quality. Have you got it?

    48. Re:I don't understand by skt · · Score: 1

      Not necesarily with notebook fans. Those are not always user servicable. Most internal laptop fans are accessible only after you take the keyboard and screen off. It's best to leave that to the vendor's service people usually, you might void the warranty accessing that part of the system too.

    49. Re:I don't understand by afantee · · Score: 1

      You sound like Microsoft, blame users for the poor quality of Windows. But with Macs, the users can afford being lazy.

    50. Re:I don't understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      retard.

    51. Re:I don't understand by mallie_mcg · · Score: 1

      Unless apple hurries up quickly with the powerpc970 they will be in big trouble. Motorolla screwed them royally in the ass. If I were Steve Jobs I would never do bussiness with them again no matter what they offer.

      That would be kind of silly to do something so final. *IF* (and thats a bloody big if) motorola were to come up with "THE KILLER" chip, and offered it to apple, apple would be completely stupid not to consider using it, the whole cutting ones nose to spite ones face thing. (Ok, itll be a cold day in hell, but...)

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    52. Re:I don't understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now there's a real technical argument if I've ever seen one. A segment of the population that will pay more for less for a new computer, will pay more for less for an old one, too? Who would have thought?

      Seven year old Sun boxen sell for more than a PC of an equivalent age, too. Big deal. PCs are a commodity. There's a lot of them, and they're cheap new. People buy new ones fairly regularly because they can, and the quantity available for resale is large. There are far fewer Macs, and their constituency is composed of people that are not averse to paying sums of money that are separate from the actual value of the product.

      Either you can provide data, or you can be a zealot. I don't really care which you choose, but realize that until you have facts, no one outside of your fan club is ever going to consider you something other than an intellectually-dishonest zealot.

    53. Re:I don't understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Every piece of equipment that composes this computer is better than everything in a stock Mac, and it costs less than half as much.

      Business-class PCs are cheap. That's the largest OEM market in existence.
      Macs have the same crap in them as a PC with a different motherboard, processor, and DVD drive. Same generic RAM, same generic HDDs, same fucking video cards, same fucking capacitors and ICs. The only difference is the Macs have a weak processor and cost way the fuck more.

    54. Re:I don't understand by MerlTurkin · · Score: 1

      I love guys like you, Macs use the SAME guts as any other PC out there. You think they have some secret stash(tm) of high quality parts? I'm typing this on an almost 7 year old Dell running Suse 8 Linux. It's FASTER than my 500mhz ibook with 320m of RAM in it and this machine only has 192m of RAM. I bought the ibook to try out and play with, it was their most competitve computer at the time. It's nice and all (I use OS9.2 on it since 10 is slow as a dog) but Apple uses the same crap in their machines as anyone else. I love it when you people try that lame ass line.

    55. Re:I don't understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I would not care if I were steve jobs about the killer chip from Motorrola if they were going to leave me high and dry in the future. Especially if Intel would engage in another speed race with AMD and leave me in the dust.

      I would never do bussiness with them again because they do not care and have financial problems which would hurt my bottom line. The reason Motorolla did this was they needed to upgrade their chip fabrication facilities to make the g5. Motorolla cared more about their profit margins and stock price then to upgrade their chip fabrication plants. They lost the alot of marketshare in the cell phone and embedded chip device market. So they left Apple hanging and decided to sell low end embedded chips because they are cheap and wanted to make their shareholders happy by not upgrade any of their facilities . In publicly traded companies only the short term goals are considered for a CEO's performance. Long term be dammed. It sucks but alot of day traders do not know or care what a CEO plans in the long term. All they look at are quarterly profits. Motorolla has been lossing money for several years and they can not afford to keep upgrading unless they make some serious profits.

      Imagine if Intel did this and we were all stuck with PentiumIII's?

      If they are hurting this much financially then Apple can't depend on them for future chips. IBM has billion upon billions in the bank and has some of the most advanced chip facilities in the world rivaling Intel. They also have an incentive to keep upgrading since they make high end servers. IBM also needs to make their powerpc970 processors cheaper by building them in large quantities. Apple is perfect since they will lower the cost per chip so they can make more money selling their unix blade servers at a cheaper price. Its an equal winm situation. Not to mention IBM is very reliable from Apple's point of view with delivering and providing what they need. IBM will also make future powerpc chips for their AIX blades so Apple can be sure they will get future generation of chips from them as well.

    56. Re:I don't understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're comparing apples to (er) oranges. The Dell Dimension 8250 is much faster than the G4, and also cheaper than you suggest - I just checked Dell's site and it was $1049 today.

      I don't know very much about notebooks. You might try going to http://www.pricewatch.com and checking out the notebook prices.

    57. Re:I don't understand by MoneyT · · Score: 1

      Don't think the Ti Books are due for an update in the very near future. They just revamped them in Nov, and then again added soem extra bits just recetly. I think they'll sit on these till at least late summer.

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    58. Re:I don't understand by jericho4.0 · · Score: 1
      Regarding the speed difference; IMO, a 1GHz G4 is about equal to a 1.2GHz P4. Yes I know about the 'megahertz myth'. No I'm not trolling.

      I am still a big fan of Apples machines, but performance is not what I like about them. I think your example would still come out on Apples side even if you speced a 1 GHz P4.

      C'mon 970!

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  20. $9 billion? by Heretic2 · · Score: 5, Funny

    If having $9 billion in the bank is going out of business, I'd like to be going out of business too!

    1. Re:$9 billion? by rampant+mac · · Score: 5, Funny
      I think after purchases last year and 1 time expenses last quarter, Apple is down to 4 billion in the bank.

      Still, they better be careful. They need a new slogan. The "Think Different" campaign has reached its limit.

      May we suggest "Apple: Proudly going out of business for 25 years."

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    2. Re:$9 billion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Apples current annual report indicates 2.6 bil in cash on total assets of 6.2 bil. still quite a bit for a dying company

    3. Re:$9 billion? by eggboard · · Score: 5, Informative

      Apple has never had 9 billion that I know of. They've had about four billion for a few years. (The New York Times once misreported that they had 11 billion, and I ragged them via email until they printed a correction. I had to point out the time mark in the QuickTime broadcast of the financial conference call to prove it to them...)

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    4. Re:$9 billion? by coolmacdude · · Score: 1

      They have a dif campaign now. Switch. They ended Think Different months ago.

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  21. I'm going to pee.... by CptTripps · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...I'm laughing so hard. He spends two paragraphs being mad at his Palm m515 (Software that was not written by Apple) so it MUST be Apple's fault.

    I wonder if he is being paid by Microsoft as part of the new "UnSwitcher" campaign? I'd say he should take the fork he was going to stick in Apple, and...well...you get the idea.

    In all actuality, I'm curious as to what Apple's market share is now? I don;t know that it has ever been as low as 3%. More like 5%. But I'd venture a guess that with OSX converting Linux users left and right that it'd be around 6-8% by now. Thoughts?

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    1. Re:I'm going to pee.... by tmark · · Score: 0

      Apple's market share...More like 5%. But I'd venture a guess that with OSX converting Linux users left and right that it'd be around 6-8%

      Well now. In the best case scenario, with 100% of Linux users converting to OSX, this would mean that Linux users would constitute a market share of 1-3 %. I just cannot believe that even as many as 1% of all users are primarily using Linux.

    2. Re:I'm going to pee.... by perdelucena · · Score: 1, Informative

      According to
      IDC Apple's Market share in July 2002 was about 3.48%. Things shouldn't have changed so much since then.

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    3. Re:I'm going to pee.... by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      I just cannot believe that even as many as 1% of all users are primarily using Linux.

      Find 100 people who own a computer, and get them all in a big room. One of them being a Linux user isn't really that hard to imagine, isn't it?

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    4. Re:I'm going to pee.... by Ami+Ganguli · · Score: 1

      Don't know - it's really hard to guestimate when you're talking just a few percentage points. I don't actually know anybody personally who uses a Mac, but I know about a dozen who use Linux almost exclusively.

      Granted, these are at least semi-Geeks, but I would think the geek population is a lot more than 1%.

      If you work in graphic arts you might have the opposite impression, but again it's not a representative sample. What percentage of the population works in the graphics business?

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    5. Re:I'm going to pee.... by xchino · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "But I'd venture a guess that with OSX converting Linux users left and right that it'd be around 6-8% by now."

      Linux users aren't switching to OS X left and right. A majority of Linux users run x86 architecture anyways, because it's cheap and plentiful. It's no hassle to throw together an x86 Linux desktop from free parts. Mac hardware is a little bit harder to come across. I use OS X, but I didn't stop using Linux or BSD for it. I simply used it where it fit best. There's nothing I can't do with it that I can do with Windows or Linux, but I still can't use the same application to get the same thing done b/w all of them. (at least not consistantly). I think it would be more to the point to say that the OSS community is embracing OSX as a truly unique member quite rapidly, but not as a replacement.

      And we can only wish Linux had anywhere near 3% share. Perhaps in the server feild, but as a Desktop OS it's still probably behind MS-DOS in terms of market share.

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    6. Re:I'm going to pee.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This, more than likely, is percent of sales, not percent of installed base. Anecdotally, Macs stay in use longer. If this is true, total installed base would be a larger percentage than their sales percentage.

    7. Re:I'm going to pee.... by twiztidlojik · · Score: 1

      I would think the geek population is a lot more than 1%.

      Well, those who breed faster tend to make a bigger hole in the gene pool. Unfortunately for us geeks...

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    8. Re:I'm going to pee.... by dubiousmike · · Score: 1

      I wonder if he is being paid by Microsoft as part of the new "UnSwitcher" campaign? I'd say he should take the fork he was going to stick in Apple, and...well...you get the idea.

      hmm... insightful, but not flamebait or troll.
      Every /. PC user must be gaming right now...

    9. Re:I'm going to pee.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ha ha good ploy... the odds of a slashdot geek finding 100 people who'll be in the same room with them and *don't* use linux are pretty astronomical, I think.

    10. Re:I'm going to pee.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it's Saturday. They don't get paid to moderate on weekends.

    11. Re:I'm going to pee.... by matt-fu · · Score: 1

      But I'd venture a guess that with OSX converting Linux users left and right that it'd be around 6-8% by now. Thoughts?

      I like OSX a lot, but I'm not switching from Linux/FBSD to use it. Why? Because I'm not about to shell out more money for more systems when I can just build an x86 box. And I'm *especially* not going to get a Mac laptop when there are cheaper and better PC laptops around. The interface isn't cool enough to warrant spending the extra money.

    12. Re:I'm going to pee.... by Frizzle+Fry · · Score: 1
      the odds of a slashdot geek finding 100 people who'll be in the same room with them and *don't* use linux are pretty astronomical

      Actually, it would only require finding 99 people.
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    13. Re:I'm going to pee.... by IamTheRealMike · · Score: 1
      In all actuality, I'm curious as to what Apple's market share is now?

      Well, according to OSNews, which is pretty neutral and doesn't tend to make up figures, it's about 2.9%, maybe a bit less.

      But I'd venture a guess that with OSX converting Linux users left and right that it'd be around 6-8% by now. Thoughts?

      I think that's wrong - firstly, even if every desktop Linux user on the planet went to OS X (not going to happen), userbase would rise by about 2% probably, not 4-5%.

      Secondly, I'd questions the assertion that Linux users are switching left and right. Out of all the Linux users I know, not one of them have switched to MacOS (although one or two have bought Macs and installed Linux on them).

      But so what? There's no real way of measuring, so baseless assertions are pointless. Nobody knows, all you can do is guess, and I'd guess you're very wrong.

    14. Re:I'm going to pee.... by CptTripps · · Score: 1

      Very true, but I think most would agree that if a Linux/BSD user HAD to switch, there'd be a 90% chance that they'd rather go to a Mac, than an Windows box.

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    15. Re:I'm going to pee.... by mcwetboy · · Score: 1

      I wonder if he is being paid by Microsoft as part of the new "UnSwitcher" campaign?

      My thought was that he shorted Apple stock big time a while back, and is pissed it won't go any lower than it currently is, so he's trying to talk it down further.

      (Since Apple's cash reserves translate to about $11/share anyway, IIRC, it's unlikely that the stock will go much lower without someone making a play for the company.)

    16. Re:I'm going to pee.... by NineNine · · Score: 1

      No, one person can't have a representative experience. I know zero people using *nix, and one using a Mac. What does that prove? Nothing.

    17. Re:I'm going to pee.... by Reziac · · Score: 1

      4.2% as of the most recent stats I've seen (Gartner Group, IIRC), and steadily shrinking by about 20% per year.

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    18. Re:I'm going to pee.... by Servo · · Score: 1

      Your right, but I think you will see people switch where they are dual MS/Linux users.

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    19. Re:I'm going to pee.... by geekee · · Score: 1

      If his PDA is causing his Macto crash, that's a serious problem with Apple's software. Certainly won't put them out of business though. His commnets about how crappy PowerMacs were is right on the mone. Those machines were really unreliable. I was using MacOS 9 at school and NT4 at home. NT blew MacOS away.

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    20. Re:I'm going to pee.... by g4dget · · Score: 1
      Nobody knows for certain. It's not even clear what "market share" even means. Do you mean "new sales" or "current users"? Do you mean "number of units" or "money spent on"? And how would anybody even measure those numbers for Linux?

      Overall, my guess is that there are more people who use Linux regularly and interactively than there are people who use OS X. One reason is that you don't need to have Linux on your desktop in order to use it interactively. And I suspect that there are even people who have desktop machines that run Linux at least some time than there are people who have desktop machines that run OS X.

      Also, I doubt that there is a groundswell of people "converting" from Linux to OS X. OS X is a nice consumer OS, but it is no replacement for Linux. Many Linux users who got OS X machines (like myself) probably got them as second machines. And, believe me, that's all OS X is going to remain for me--a nice looking second machine that I occasionally use for the kinds of consumer things and proprietary software that I used to use Windows for.

    21. Re:I'm going to pee.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod the parent post up!
      Very good point.

    22. Re:I'm going to pee.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, the "stay in use longer" is a common explanation, but are there any figures whatsoever to back it up?

      Actually, if you just have a look at any Mac forums, there are tons of post saying their 1-2 year old machines are too slow for OS X, while a 1 GHz Pentium3 runs windows quite fine.

      Now, I'm a Mac user myself for entirely different reasons - OS X makes me more productive, but I think we're fooling ourselves with all these "explanations". The Apple market share has definitely decreased the last 10 years - let's hope it improves now with OS X...

    23. Re:I'm going to pee.... by MoneyT · · Score: 1

      Actualy....... if that tech summit I was at a few years back is any indication, then yeah it is kinda hard to imagine, but thankfuly we had a copy of SuSE and unrestricted access to the con computers

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    24. Re:I'm going to pee.... by MoneyT · · Score: 1

      Plenty of numbers to back it up, just take a look at any school. Heck, my old highschool just last year finaly phased out the old LCs. We're talking computers that have gone from being th eprimary work stations to library terminals, but were still in everyday use. The only PCs that old in the school were in the basement holding up tables.

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  22. why do they NEVER get it? by nomadic · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This betrays the same sort of misguided thinking that caused the internet tech crash.

    Market. Share. Is. Not. Necessarily. An. Indication. Of. A. Company's. Success.

    Why can't people understand this? Why do they keep clinging to notions that have been disproved time and time again, are intuitively wrong, and yet people still believe them?

    Apple doesn't have to beat PCs in market share. All they have to do is make a profit. That's it. And they don't even have to make a profit every quarter, as long as their cash reserves are large enough (and they are). They just have to over the long run bring in more money than they spend. It's so simple, why can't these people understand it? Why do they insist that "market share" has something to do with it? Enron had a sizeable market share. So did Worldcom. What they didn't have was profitability.

    1. Re:why do they NEVER get it? by JanneM · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Market. Share. Is. Not. Necessarily. An. Indication. Of. A. Company's. Success.

      Why can't people understand this?


      Maybe the suprefluous punctuation is confusing them? :)

      More seriously, for the most part you are right. If marketshare were the only criterion for viable business, we'd only have one company in each market total. One building company, one flashlight company, one airline and so on. All those dotcoms frantically rushing for "eyeballs" and "first-mover advantage" believed this, and wanted to be the company in their market that built the most marketshare.

      That said, relative market share does have _some_ importance (how much depends on the kind of market you are looking at). For stuff like computing platforms it is not negligble. The trick is of course to define a new market - a niche if you will. Apple has done this well. Their problem now lies in that they have to poke their heads out of that cozy niche if they want to grow, and that's what they've been doing for the past year or so. This, of course, makes them more exposed than they previously were.

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    2. Re:why do they NEVER get it? by Robert+The+Coward · · Score: 1

      Yes and No. For Apple to continue to sale hardware and software there has to be 3rd party software and hardware manf. They make things that apple couldn't make if it wanted too like drivers for new hardware gadgets and checkbook software like quicken. If there market share falls to low then it can create a spiral of death.

      Lets look at an Example of what I am talking about. Five years ago almost all of the Linux drivers were inhouse by the kernel team and were hacks didn't work perfert all the time or didn't have full access to all that the card could do. Now five years later we have more and more drivers created by the manf. themselves and/or specs on the internal that make the driver writen work better and make full use of the cards abilty.

      Now as Apple % of market share drops. More manf. aren't going make drivers for Mac's. Leaving Apple to either create more drivers or lose support for more hardware. Either will cose apple $$$. althought the fact that Apple built of a BSD core might help as drivers writen for other Unix based OS could be ported. So as linux and other *ix grow it could make things easier for apple in the long run.

      Before you flame me I don't think apple with die anytime soon as there are some markets that PC are just starting to get into and good OS don't die they evolve just ask IBM os/2 still is being used for thing like cash reg. and ATM.

    3. Re:why do they NEVER get it? by dubiousmike · · Score: 1

      Market. Share. Is. Not. Necessarily. An. Indication. Of. A. Company's. Success.


      But a combination of marketshare and profit are an indication of a companies likelyhood of sucess over the long haul.

    4. Re:why do they NEVER get it? by Herbmaster · · Score: 1
      Market. Share. Is. Not. Necessarily. An. Indication. Of. A. Company's. Success.

      Why can't people understand this? Why do they keep clinging to notions that have been disproved time and time again, are intuitively wrong, and yet people still believe them?

      Because in a market of commodities, market share is a pretty decent indication of future success. Time and time again, personal computers haven't been commodities. Today, they're a lot closer. In 5 years, they'll be even closer. Apple has not recognized this and since 1998 has tried nothing but to give itself and its products distinguishing characteristics and brand identity. In effect, they're trying to de-commoditize their market. Unfortunately they're up against a tidal wave and they're going to fail (which is not to say they're going out of business) unless they remember to compete on the same terms as everyone else in the personal computer industry: speed, price, quality, value, etc.

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    5. Re:why do they NEVER get it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Before you flame me I don't think apple with die anytime soon as there are some markets that PC are just starting to get into and good OS don't die they evolve just ask IBM os/2 still is being used for thing like cash reg. and ATM.

      Learn grammar and spellchecker, young Jedi. Easy to read, your post is not.

      Do not fall to the temptation of the Dark Side. Be wary of Darth Run-on Sentence. Hmmm?

    6. Re:why do they NEVER get it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am taking a 400 level economics class and a 300 level marketing class. The econ class talks a lot about new industries in the early 1900s and how if you were the first company in the business then you almost certainly were going to win over time. That is why there was such a rush for economies of scale and a rush into any new manufacturing market.

      As for the marketing class, it is hard for advertising to switch people over. They say a lot of advertising is to get repeat customers to come back time and time again. This is even more true in a market with similar products (and as much as people talk about how different Apple and IBM PCs are, to the public they both surf the Internet, check email, and write papers. The only main difference I see if Apple's graphic programs and Wintel's games sector (off the top of my head))

      So when the Internet first came out there was a lot of advertising (Super Bowl) and a rush to get market share because whoever got it out of the shoot was the winner. This is why Yahoo hasn't died even though there are clear better search engines (survived as a portal), Ebay is in control of auctions, and Amazon finally made a profit as a music, dvd, book online store. All three giants are the ones who got market share and repeat business to survive.

      And this makes sense. For I know some search engines were better for a while but the big Yahoo won the race and Google has only stolen customers due to product differentiation (in essence the better product).

      And the 2nd and 3rd place businesses died off after the .com bubble burst. Sometimes even the 1st place business died too. Opps.

      Just some fyi from my classes that I found interesting.

    7. Re:why do they NEVER get it? by jbolden · · Score: 1

      These are kind of bad examples.

      Yahoo was not the first search engine. Webcrawler, Alta Vista... were much earlier. What Yahoo did was see an obvious trend, that as the web expanded link quality would go down quickly. What people needed were high quality links not just links. Years ago I hated Yahoo and used alta vista all the time; to get more links. Now Yahoo is my first choice. Google BTW was much later.

      Amazon similarly. What they did was build extra value (the book reviews) so they owned content that no one else has (dozens of reviews on most medium sized books and a handful of reviews on most any book). They also had a much cart than most other people. For years I've used them as my "to buy maybe list" and the result is they get first bid on any book.

      Ebay was first but they also did a great job compared to the other sites.

      So here you see three examples:

      --a relative latecomer (Yahoo) where all the early engines are long gone and the customer's expectations kept rising.

      --an early company that was one among many that managed to differentiate itself by getting a permanent advantage

      --an early company that was one among many that beat the compitition by doing the same thing better.

      A I don't see how this proves the point about first mover advantage. What these guys all had in common was they created added value relative to their compition.

      Another example I like to give is the one major newspaper that was able to sell a subscription online and make a lot of money. The Wall Street Journal. Again they have content no one else has, and the price was reasonable. The other newspapers that tried had basically the same content as everyone else.

    8. Re:why do they NEVER get it? by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 1

      Market. Share. Is. Not. Necessarily. An. Indication. Of. A. Company's. Success.

      Why can't people understand this?


      Good point. Ferrari and Rolls Royce both have small market shares, in comparison to Honda or GM, but I sure know what I would like to buy if I could afford it. Until then I'll just be with the scaled-down model ;)

      The same goes for the Mac. Sure it does not have the market share of MS, but I would still rather buy a quality product. There are compromises, but there always are in life, not matter what you do. Just make sure that you choose the one that you are happy with and let your neighbor choose the one they are happy with, no matter what you think of their choice.

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    9. Re:why do they NEVER get it? by mselmeci · · Score: 1

      The difference of course is that a Ferrari or a Rolls Royce is fully compatible with our road system.

      Besides, you could argue that they are in different markets: Honda for making affordable cars for the middle-class, and Ferrari for luxury cars.

      In the end, it's the compatibility that makes the difference: the more market share a product has, the more a developer has to gain by developing for that product. It goes in reverse, too: the more advantage a customer has to buy a product (features wise, let's say), the more likely they are going to buy that product instead of its competitor, increasing its market share.

    10. Re:why do they NEVER get it? by jbolden · · Score: 1

      Don't forget apple controls its hardware. On the hardware sold with apples or authorized by apple the drivers will be provided. For obscure hardware the spec is probably fairly open and there may be Unix drivers.

      I agree though this could easily result in highly limited hardware selection. But then again that's always been the case for BSD, Sun, SGI...

    11. Re:why do they NEVER get it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think we can draw a good reference here from the car industry. Porsche is a small company. Relatively. How many porsches do you see versus how many toyotas or dodges or fords or whatever? But they're not going anywhere. Not hardly. Why? Just like apple, their products stick around. I see porsches from the 60s-70s just as often as I see them from the nineties. Also, they have loyal customers who won't buy anything else. But, just like apple, they want to grow. So they're introducing an SUV. They're breaking out of their niche market, and going after something that already has a proven trackrecord for other companies, only their doing it their own way. But if someone's aftermarket mufflers don't fit it, that sure as hell doens't mean it's going out of business. It just means that they'll go back to selling only sports cars. Like they've done succesfully since forever. And yes, they did have to write their own engine management and traction management and fill_in_the_blank management software since there were no viable 3rd party software packages available that worked for the new SUV. That doesn't mean they're dying. Quite the opposite. It means their inventing. Something that hasn't happended in certain parts of the computer industry, outside of alibis in the courtroom.

    12. Re:why do they NEVER get it? by geekee · · Score: 1

      The issue is, is Apple growing or declining?Since they're not compatible with Windows, they need to at least maintain their market share, or 3rd party sw will ignore them even more, making Apple even less attractive for new buyers.

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    13. Re:why do they NEVER get it? by ces · · Score: 1

      I thought Porsche was at least partly owned by Volkswagen? Even if that is not the case, if Porsche was to get in financial trouble I'm sure VW would just buy them out.

      BTW that Porsche SUV is an abomidation. If they'd built it to win the Paris-Dakar rally or some other off road race that would be one thing. But it is very clearly intended to be a luxury suburban assult vehicle.

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    14. Re:why do they NEVER get it? by Robert+The+Coward · · Score: 1

      But BSD, Sun, and SGI are servers so lack of being able to hookup a digital camera or a webcam wouldn't be anything more then an annoyance but on a desktop that is a major issue.

    15. Re:why do they NEVER get it? by jbolden · · Score: 1

      SGI does support cameras and digital video; but as I mentioned a much more limited selection. So the Apple customer would buy their camera from apple to work with their apple and thus it would have drivers...

    16. Re:why do they NEVER get it? by bjohnson · · Score: 1

      ummm...Yahoo has been around a LONG time. It was started in 1994 as a student thing on their own workstations; they incorporated in 1995, well *before* all those other internet search sites...(http://www.akamarketing.com/yahoo-feature 1.html)

    17. Re:why do they NEVER get it? by jbolden · · Score: 1

      Webcrawler and altavista were well before 94-95.

    18. Re:why do they NEVER get it? by noewun · · Score: 1
      Porsche is the last independent auto maker left in the world. The confusion results from the fact that the Porsche family and the Piech family (Audi) are related.

      FYI, from www.porsche.com:

      Despite the ongoing high level of development expenditure, Dr. Ing. h.c. F. Porsche AG, Stuttgart, has boosted pre-tax profits in the 2001/2002 year of business ending on 31 July by 40 per cent. This is the result of the Annual Accounts compiled by the Company's Board of Management and duly audited by Ernst & Young, Deutsche Allgemeine Treuhand AG, Wirtschaftsprüfungsgesellschaft, Stuttgart, which will be submitted to the Supervisory Board of Porsche AG in its meeting on 25 October 2002 for examination and approval.
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    19. Re:why do they NEVER get it? by Robert+The+Coward · · Score: 1

      Digital Camera's are just an example and yes there are many digital camera supported under every other OS out there right now. But what about that new widget that just came to the market which your teenanger daughter must have but doesn't have Apple drivers. When you buy a $20,000.00 dollar SGI video workstation you expect that a $20.00 USB storage keychain from XYZ company might not work.

    20. Re:why do they NEVER get it? by jbolden · · Score: 1

      I agree, with non windows systems you can't buy the XYZ device independently of thinking about your computer.

    21. Re:why do they NEVER get it? by Rand+Race · · Score: 1

      Bad analogy. The road system is analogous to the electrical and/or communications systems which any modern computer can use. The fact is, you can not use - for instance - a throttle body from a 550 Maranello Ferrari on your Honda Accord's four banger.

      Sure the Honda has a plethora of go fast aftermarket parts. More so than the Ferrari does, but the Ferrari a) doesn't need them, and b) has one perfectly engineered hi-po part for every hundred shitilly designed aftermarket Honda parts.

      And even in similar markets, that same throttle body from a 5.5 liter Scuderia V12 is not going to work on a 5.5 liter BMW V12 without some serious modifications.

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  23. Throw yourself on the floor by aufecht · · Score: 3, Funny

    He's just REALLY mad that he couldn't sync his palm pilot. When his temper tantrum is over he'll feel real bad for saying those things. His just a little sore right now. Just think of the article he would have written if he had bought a brand new PC with XP.

    1. Re:Throw yourself on the floor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Just think of the article he would have written if he had bought a brand new PC with XP."

      Ya he would be very pissed that Palm shipped him drivers that worked out of the box with his device. Sure they had an unsigned driver but it would just work.

  24. 3 evergreen predictions by arvindn · · Score: 1

    • "Apple is going to go out of business" predictions from journalists
    • "M$ is going to go bankrupt within 6 months" predictions from ESR
    • "Linux is _finally_ going to take over the desktop" predictions from /.ers
    :-)
  25. but things are different this time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apple always had education. Apple had technology-neophites who couldn't use anything else. Apple had the ease of use advantage. Apple made quality. Apple is losing all of this now.
    Schools are throwing out their apples, new computer users seldomly even think of Apples anymore; the only new people moving to Apples nowadays are geeks, Mac OS is hardly any great stride of ease-of-use over the competition anymore. Apple used to have roughly ten percent of the computer market, now that may be under 2 percent. I know people say that 2 percent of today's huge pie is bigger than 10 of the small pie of olde, but they miss the point. Prices for staying on the Apple platform go up relative to other platforms when the size of that slice shrinks, no matter how big the pie is. Acorn users know all about this.
    Apple's platform has also moved steadily away from being for everyone to being a niche player, aimed at artsy types and geeks. This monoculture does nothing to help a platform survive. Amiga made this mistake.
    I know Apple has been busily going out of business for humpteen years, but the problems the company is facing today are fundamentally different from what it has faced before. Earlier on it was just about having the company run itself well enough to compete with the Dells of this world, but now its hardware platform is steadily becoming less and less feasible and more and more expensive.

    1. Re:but things are different this time by missing_boy · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I guess everybody's entitled to their own point of view, and mine is certainly not the same as yours.

      "Schools are throwing out their apples..."
      "...new computer users seldomly even think of Apples anymore;..."
      "...the only new people moving to Apples nowadays are geeks..."
      ... etc., etc., etc...

      These statements are unsubstantiated to say the least. Where do you get your numbers? (2%, 10%, etc.)

      Apple is in fact becoming more and more of a performance competitor for the PCs, they're getting cheaper (actually, pretty comparable in price to PC-clones considering what you get for your money in laptops: battery-life, design, weight, screens, well-functioning software, connectivity to external devices, etc., etc.); and with OS X and X11/fink/OroborOSX, it also has access to a vast amount of open source software (M$ doesn't).

    2. Re:but things are different this time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry but you are wrong. There is a ton of 0$ software for Windows. 0$ authors don't do it for idealogical reasons, but to be famous. And how do you get famous? Certainly not by writing exclusively for a 2% market. That's why GAIM, Cygwin, and windows ports of most 0$ programs exist.

      And no Apple is not at the moment becoming more of a "performance competitor". At the moment, they are faling farther and farther behind, and the prices aren't going down too much either. They may switch to a new chip (IBM, AMD, whatever) that destroys Intel and AMD PC chips performance wise, but they haven't done so, and any claims about that are just speculation. Performance does not equal features, or price/performance ratio. Performance equals just that, speed. Sorry.

      BTW, if you would like to hear one anecdotal story: my college just dumped all of their Apple's for PCs.

    3. Re:but things are different this time by andrewski · · Score: 1

      They are way better value: have you priced out an MP Dell or HP lately? They are way more expensive than MP G4's. OS X on a nice MP system is a thing of grace and stability, whereas they will probably ship those MP machines to you with Windows XP Professional. Sad.

    4. Re:but things are different this time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gee, that's kinda funny. Because the school district I work for just dumped all their PC's for iMacs after 4 years of screaming from the teachers that they're afraid of their machines.

  26. A point by Covant · · Score: 1

    Apple may not be going out of business. But lets not forget that as of a little while ago, Linux is on more desktops than MacOS is!

    Out of business no, dying a slow painfull death? Maybe.

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    1. Re:A point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      linux is on more desktops than MacOS? maybe if you count people that have a linux partition next to their windows one, but hardly ever use it

    2. Re:A point by Lurkingrue · · Score: 0

      lets not forget that as of a little while ago, Linux is on more desktops than MacOS is

      Except, that it wasn't/isn't in any way, shape or form.

    3. Re:A point by AusG4 · · Score: 1

      Bwahahah.

      Yes, an CP/M is still running on more machines then Windows.

      Oh, and VMS is more popular then the PlayStation 2.

      And the Pinto was the best selling car last year.

      Where do these idiots come from?

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    4. Re:A point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Psychologist: "Please tell me the first few things that come to mind when you see this statement:"

      "But lets not forget that as of a little while ago, Linux is on more desktops than MacOS is!

      Patient:

      1. WTF?!?
      2. Crack
      3. Lobotomy
      4. Parent's basement
      5. Bedroom web server
      6. Unopened deodorant
      7. Dumb ass

      Psychologist: "Good."

    5. Re:A point by ablair · · Score: 1

      "But lets not forget that as of a little while ago, Linux is on more desktops than MacOS is! [...] [Apple] dying a slow painfull death? Maybe."

      Uhh... No.

      While Linux desktop market share is slowly increasing, it would still have a way to go before it catches up. An IDC analyst recently predicted that in 2003/2004 Linux desktops would outnumber Mac desktops, but even with this liberal estimation Linux has yet to surpass the MacOS current shipments & installed base. Further, estimations like these do not take into account that more Linux success means more Mac success - the more people considering Liunx, the more are willing to consider MacOS X too (and vice-versa). The "momentum hump" for switchers to get over is the willingness to seriously consider an alterative to Windows; once they make that decision they are often willing to experiement with many systems.

      There is also the recent phenomenon of what Tim O'Reilly describes as the migration of the alpha geeks. He has noticed over the last year that many of the influential core developers and stakeholders (the alpha geeks) in the open source movement especially are "choosing Mac OS X." Linux Journal Senior Editor Doc Searls seems to agree, and - will wonders never cease? - there's evidence of IT types now considering Mac solutions.

      The reason that these influential adopters are important beyond their mere numbers is that often where they go, much of the industry goes too. Not necessarily resulting in huge market share, but in mindshare and driving a core part of the industry. In fact, contrary to what many people in this forum think, the almighty goal of market share is usually not a worthwhile central objective for a company such as Apple; read Dave Minter's The Myth of Market Share: Why Market Share is the Fool's Gold of Business for some much needed common sense in operating system market share discussions.

  27. But Microsoft Owns Apple... by L0k11 · · Score: 1, Redundant
    From memory anyway, a couple of years ago Microsoft bought 500 million of stock in Apple as part of the settlement for Windows being an absolute rip-off of Mac OS.

    I thought at the time, and I still think now, that if Microsoft has a fairly large amount of money invested in Apple then its future cant be all that dark and gloomy...

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    1. Re:But Microsoft Owns Apple... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please mod this shite down as a troll.
      Really, it get's annoying to see such obviously misinformation.

    2. Re:But Microsoft Owns Apple... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nahhh,

      you should get up to date. Windows sold the stocks less than a year later. The only apple Bill Gates owns is when his wife is back from grocery shopping.

      Oh yes, he apparently has an Apple computer at home AND in Redmont the Micro$oft Web servers run Linux: couldn;t run Windows with the traffic they have to sustain.

    3. Re:But Microsoft Owns Apple... by pressman · · Score: 4, Informative

      $150 million in NON-VOTING stock in 1997.

      Check you facts.

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    4. Re:But Microsoft Owns Apple... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      $150 million in NON-VOTING stock in 1997.

      Stock which was sold by Microsoft at a large profit. AFAIK, Microsoft no longer holds any Apple stock. At the time Microsoft was the second largest holder of Apple stock. I wish I could remeber where I saw those little facts.

    5. Re:But Microsoft Owns Apple... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah it has a great future as mircosofts prize horse to amaze people when they start going MS is a evil monopoly.
      so people instead of thinking ms as a bad monopoly hurting them they say "look they go out of thier way to help this company thats directly in competition with them, they must not be a bad monopoly abusing thier position."

      one thought on people talking about the longevity of macs. whould the same mac you bought last year stll be able to play the hottest most machine intesive game of this year?
      ( this assuming all games were cross platform) as for PC's now unless your a gamer you don't get a new one every year. ( unless yoru rich)

    6. Re:But Microsoft Owns Apple... by MoneyT · · Score: 1

      Last year's PC wouldn't be able to run the hottest and greatest either. But to answer the question yes, it would, se the difference between the mac and the PC, is when you meet the minumum system requirements on the mac, it will run, and run playably, unlike most PCs I've run across which will just barely run on minimum requirements.

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      T Money
      World Domination with a plastic spoon since 1984
  28. FreeBSD^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^HApple is dying by josh+crawley · · Score: 5, Funny

    It is official; some noname journalist confirms: *Apple is dying

    One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered *Apple community when IDC confirmed that *Apple market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of any computer. Coming on the heels of a recent Netcraft survey which plainly states that *Apple has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. *Apple is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive networking test.

    You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict *Apple's future. The hand writing is on the wall: *Apple faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for *Apple because *Apple is dying. Things are looking very bad for *Apple. As many of us are already aware, *Apple continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood (and when hasnt it?)

    Apple is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core developers. The sudden and unpleasant departures of long time Apple developers Some_Engineer#1 and Some_Engineer#2 only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: Apple is dying.

    Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

    Apple leader Theo^H^H^H^HJobs states that there are 7000 users of Apple. How many users of Apple are there? Let's see. The number of Apple versus Wannabee posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 Apple users. Apple posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of Apple posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of Apple. A recent article put Apple at about 80 percent of the *Apple market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 Apple users. This is consistent with the number of Apple Usenet posts.

    Due to the troubles of nobody, abysmal sales and so on, Apple is going out of business and is being taken over by YetAnotherClone who sell another troubled OS. Now Apple is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.

    All major surveys show that *Apple has steadily declined in market share. *Apple is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If *Apple is to survive at all it will be among OS dilettante dabblers. *Apple continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, *Apple is dead.

    Fact: *BSD^H^H^HApple is dying

    (baltantly ripped of the trolls ;-)

    1. Re:FreeBSD^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^HApple is dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bada-bing, bada-boom!
      Take a bow, clear the room!!!

  29. Apple = Amiga by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They've already gone out of "business" ... or, they never will, ever ever ever. Either way, why are you bragging about the fact that they've been teetering on the edge of disaster for 20 years?

    NICE link to the guy's mailbox right on the front page. Has an Apple shitmail campaign EVER produced positive results? Has it ever NOT produced very visible NEGATIVE results?

    Does the reality distortion field negate the conventional wisdom about getting in a pissing match with people who buy ink by the barrel? Maybe Jobs should start a land war in Asia.

  30. open standards... by simpl3x · · Score: 1

    perhaps if apple pushed a tad harder in the direction of open standards in document creation--xdoc like tools but completely open and transparent--people such as this journalist would realize how ridiculous such pronouncements are. a hammer is a hammer, but i like the cool rubber-handled ones.

    xml, java... vs. apple, microsoft...

    1. Re:open standards... by rampant+mac · · Score: 1

      I may be totally incorrect, but sort of like Keynote's XML file format?

      --
      I like big butts and I cannot lie.
    2. Re:open standards... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      umm all/most data storage in Mac OS X and Darwin is in the form of XML files... and has Java 1.3.1 and 1.4.1. However i would state that Java is dead or should die... and nothing about java is open.

  31. Not quite yet by erixtark · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Apple is a strong brand, and they're also about more than computers. The iPod is not the last Cool Portable Device (tm) we'll see from them. There's been going some rumours around regarding Apple and Sony Ericsson or just Sony in general. Anyway, I'm waiting for the iPhone.

    Apple and Java could also become a strong combination on the desktop. The Apple isn't rotten yet!

    1. Re:Not quite yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple and Java are a strong combination on my desktop.

      I really must clean more often.

  32. True Fandom by Landaras · · Score: 4, Funny

    From the submission:

    "If you're a fan like i am..."

    Nice to see you've been so impressed with the iMac, iBook, iTunes, et al. that you've adopted similar punctuation in your everyday grammar.

    1. Re:True Fandom by Lars+T. · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well, he did not write "If you're a fan like iAm..."

      --

      Lars T.

      To the guy who modded me down from perfect to terrible Karma - Apple haters still suck

    2. Re:True Fandom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      New Apple iAm -- putting the god back in computing!

    3. Re:True Fandom by gsfprez · · Score: 1

      i actually often spell with lowercase "i".

      i don't find myself important enough to capitalize it.

      see my history.

      --
      guns kill people like spoons make Rosie O'Donnell fat.
    4. Re:True Fandom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The day after they announced this, Apple was sued by the Dr. Seuss family.

    5. Re:True Fandom by FurryFeet · · Score: 1

      Could be worse.
      He could have written "A fan like ME".

  33. I can think of two more.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NWN client for Linux released and fully functional

    Duke Nukem Forever ships next week.

  34. Maybe he's still using OS 9? by baz00f · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Based on what he said:

    "Crashes and screen seizures were regular occurrences. And the iBook doesn't play well with a lot of things that are part of the Microsoft world."

    It sounds like he might be booting up in OS 9 instead of OS X, and he probably didn't fork out any money to upgrade his MS Office suite.

  35. It's called a joke... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stupid moderators.

    1. Re:It's called a joke... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps a review of the words "troll" and "droll" might be beneficial.

    2. Re:It's called a joke... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps a review of the words "anal" and "retentive" might be beneficial.

  36. Who will be next by dazdaz · · Score: 1

    Makes me wonder if Sun Microsystems will be next

    1. Re:Who will be next by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they're kinda already dead..
      i have a friend who works there as a programmer, and all of the guys there were forced to take a few unpaid days off..
      the recession is hurting all CS guys.

    2. Re:Who will be next by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i work for sun, and they never did this. what they did do was strongly request that all staff use five days of their paid annual leave. and this has been something that most tech companies have done in the past couple of years.

  37. You remember wrong... by Mr.+Sane · · Score: 1
    Apple currently has $4.46 Billion in cash available... that does not sound like a "beleaguered" company to me.

    Apple may have problems - but they are small compared to many of the vaporware companies of the late 90's.

    With that kind of cash they could buy their way into many new businesses.

    1. Re:You remember wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not only are you running Windows, but you wrote (or spellchecked) that in Word.

      How did I know? How did I know?

      How did I know?

      How did I know?

    2. Re:You remember wrong... by Mr.+Sane · · Score: 1

      Because of the dash. And I run OSX.

  38. This is just good journalism by seldolivaw · · Score: 1, Insightful

    What do you expect him to do? He can no longer write stories about "Apple makes a comeback" or "Apple's amazing new success", because everyone and their dog has done that already and people know about it; nobody would read articles like that. The way to grab people's attention is to write an article the predicts something unexpected or surprising, or takes a controversial point of view: and saying Apple will die, when it appears to be at the height of its power, is a good way to do that, as evidenced by the fact that it's been posted to the front page of Slashdot!

    Now, maybe this guy's an idiot. I don't know. But whether intentionally or not, he's being the best kind of journalist: the one whose articles people actually read.

    1. Re:This is just good journalism by Camulus · · Score: 1

      There is a difference between being controversial and spouting shit. He should provide some facts. Where did he see that Macs control less then one percent of the market. Aside from his crappy experiance with third party software, does he really have any valid points? Not really... Controversial can be good yes... but a steaming pile of shit is always just that

  39. Article Summary by Craig+Maloney · · Score: 4, Funny
    Author hasn't used Apple in a while. Author gets new iBook. Author can't run Palm 515 software on new iBoook. Author sees release of Safari. Author extrapolates that since Apple is releasing own web browser, Apple can't get decent third party software support. Author sees this as imminent demise of Apple.

    Good thing he wasn't writing about Windows 95 with the release of Internet Explorer, otherwise he'd be crowing about Microsoft going out of business.

  40. Yawn. by FosterKanig · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So this reporter is comparing his clearly outdated Powermac and his new iBook (the weakest, speed wise, branch of the Apple tree) to regular PCs. And the main complaint is that Palm software doesn't work? And Apple created Safari becuase there is no development for browsers on the Apple platform? Please, no one tell the folks reponsible for Chimera, Navigator, Omniweb, et al, about this. If this was a post it would be an obvious -1 Troll. Even IE has an update in the wings. Jeez, with my 6 years life out of each of my Macs (one desktop, one notebook) I only have 3 yeras left until my laptop stops functioning, and 6 years left on my new iMac. Maybe they can oust Steve Jobs, and bring him back again.

    1. Re:Yawn. by Theaetetus · · Score: 1
      So this reporter is comparing his clearly outdated Powermac and his new iBook (the weakest, speed wise, branch of the Apple tree) to regular PCs. And the main complaint is that Palm software doesn't work?

      No, he has a point there...

      My beleaguered Pentium I 166MHz, which I suppose was cutting edge at it's time, is really more useful as a paperweight than a computer now. And so, when I upgraded to a nice new NEC Versa E-120 (Pentium III 800 MHz, $2100), I thought I'd be sitting pretty.

      Then, when I tried to install my Palm software, I realized that there's no internal CD-ROM. Obviously computer hardware manufacturers are abandoning the poor Windows platform and not building internal CD-ROMs for Windows laptops. Now, maybe this is a Palm, Inc. problem and not an NEC problem, but had they really cared, they could have shipped it on a dozen compact flash cards. But that's just it - no one cares about the Windows platform anymore.

      This is why Microsoft has to develop so much of its own software now - Office, Internet Explorer. Obviously third-party developers are not interested in this poor beleaguered Windows market.

      :)

      -T

    2. Re:Yawn. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whaddayamean, 6 years life out of a Mac?

      I still have a fully functional 1992 Duo 210 (OK, the "E" key is a little iffy, nothing that some graphite paint won't fix).

      Nothing like web browsing in 16 shades of grey!

  41. Has a point... by smallpaul · · Score: 2, Insightful
    As a journalist, he's likely to make predictions that are wrong more often than right. But his analysis of the basic problem of applications is right on. Designers are a core part of the Macintosh constituency but Web designers can't test web pages properly because most of their users use a browser that doesn't exist for the Macintosh (IE 6.x). The other browsers for the Mac are either immature (Chimera, Safari), obsolete (IE 5.x) or clunky ports (Mozilla). Microsoft Office is behind the Windows version and StarOffice only runs under X-windows. I'm not saying that Apple is going out of business but there is a problem with the fact that the Apple is always an afterthought for application developers. On a daily basis, I need to run three different window system emulators: Classic, VirtualPC and X-Windows (to say nothing of the Mozilla XPFE)! This makes the Macintosh feel substantially less consistent than Windows (which is an ironic turn of events).

    Things aren't all bad. It's wonderful having Unix with a really nice GUI. Apple is filling in some of the gaps by writing software like Safari, iMovie and Keynote themselves. The boxes are physically beautiful. But it certainly isn't nirvana. The Mac is in a very difficult transition between OS9 and OSX and it needs to pick up market share before application developers will take it seriously. Dependence on Microsoft is an ongoing problem.

    1. Re:Has a point... by Phroggy · · Score: 5, Informative

      obsolete (IE 5.x)

      IE 5.x on the Mac is NOT the same as IE 5.x on Windows. There are pages that render significantly differently across the two. I've made some, quite by accident.

      or clunky ports (Mozilla).

      Since Mozilla was designed from the ground up to be fully cross-platform, I don't see how it can be called a "clunky port". IE for Mac OS X could be called a "clunky port", maybe (of IE for Mac OS 9, which was an elegant port of IE for Windows).

      This makes the Macintosh feel substantially less consistent than Windows (which is an ironic turn of events).

      I hear you there - it's pretty weird to select text in Mozilla, press Command-C to copy it, then paste it into xchat by middle-clicking.

      --
      $x='S24;r)>63/* h@<5+oZ)32"5cz';$me='phroggy'x$];
      $x=~y+ -xz+\0-Tx+;print$_^chop$me for split'',$x;
    2. Re:Has a point... by phillymjs · · Score: 1

      Designers are a core part of the Macintosh constituency but Web designers can't test web pages properly because most of their users use a browser that doesn't exist for the Macintosh (IE 6.x).

      Hate to burst your bubble, but IE 5.x for Windows and IE 5.x for the Mac did not render pages identically, so the fact that there is no IE 6.x for the Mac means nothing-- you'd still need to look at your pages in Windows somehow, either in emulation via VirtualPC or on the actual hardware by buying a super-low-end and/or used PC and a KVM.

      And yes, this is a transitory period for the Mac, so there will be a little confusion while things need to be done/run in Classic while OS X-native apps are written. You should absolutely NOT, however, complain about consistency issues if you use a Mac. Apple managed the smooth migration of its platform from 680x0 to PowerPC, and the Classic Mac OS evolved quite smartly over the years. Contrast this to the Windows world, where people fear upgrading from Windows X to Windows X+1 because so much shit gets changed around, every time. Win 3.1, to 95, to 98, to ME, to XP was not evolution, it was mutation.

      I sleep pretty well at night knowing that while Classic isn't great, it is most certainly the best solution possible and is only temporary. This time next year, the probably the only people still running Classic will be people who use QuarkXPress and are too lazy to migrate to Adobe InDesign.

      ~Philly

    3. Re:Has a point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If apple released OSX for the intel platform, priced less than $300 for a boxed set, maybe developers like me would give a shit about your sorry cultist ass.

      Don't get me wrong, I like Mac OS/X better than any other OS. I use it when appropriate. But as long as Steve Jobs insists that to play with Apple you have to pony up a month's rent, I know it's not worth my while to write software for it, except as an afterthought, as you say.

      Now, there is one way for you get into a world where you have the beauty of OSX and the attention of software developers like me.

      STOP SENDING JOBS MONEY. Boycott the fucks until the creditors take over the company and sell out everything they can. You might have to live with your re-branded OS/X coming from Microsoft, but at least you'll get it.

    4. Re:Has a point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > The other browsers for the Mac are either immature (Chimera, Safari), obsolete (IE 5.x)...

      On a serious note, Chimera is based off Mozilla (from what I understad, what galeon/skipstone is to mozilla). And Safari is the same but for khtml. Of those, neither seem immature (no more so than say, IE). And IE 5.x, while obsolete, is its own twist of IE, so it was never fully compatible with IE for Windows, anyways.

      > ...or clunky ports (Mozilla).

      Haven't used Mozilla on a non-Mac? :)

    5. Re:Has a point... by Orion_ · · Score: 5, Informative

      +3 Insightful? What the hell?

      You, sir, are a troll.

      Web designers can't test web pages properly because most of their users use a browser that doesn't exist for the Macintosh (IE 6.x)

      As is well known, the Mac IE code base is completely different from the Windows IE code base. There is NO major feature that I am aware of that is present in the current version of Windows IE that is missing from the Mac version of IE. If I'm mistaken about this, please point me in the direction of something that references such a feature.

      Of course, MS probably likes to perpetuate this myth by not bumping the version number of its Mac product....

      The other browsers for the Mac are either immature (Chimera, Safari), obsolete (IE 5.x) or clunky ports (Mozilla).

      Maybe Chimera and Safari are immature, but IE5 for Mac is certainly not obsolete, and the statement that Mozilla for Mac is a clunky port (but the Windows version isn't) is just silly. If you don't like those, there's also Opera or OmniWeb, both mature browsers that are also highly standards-compliant.

      Microsoft Office is behind the Windows version and StarOffice only runs under X-windows.

      MS Office for Mac is "behind" the Windows version how, exactly? Mac Office doesn't have Access, so if you need Access, then the Mac isn't for you. Other than that... No speech recognition? I don't consider that a problem. VBA support slightly behind in some areas? Ditto. What else is there?

      And there most certainly IS a Mac version of OpenOffice.

      I'm not saying that Apple is going out of business but there is a problem with the fact that the Apple is always an afterthought for application developers.

      For some developers, Apple is an afterthought, yes. But there are plenty of other developers for which Apple is not an afterthought, and believe it or not, Microsoft has been one of them. You make it out to sound like the state of software on the Mac is in the dark ages or something, but the truth is that in the two areas you mention, web browsers and office software, there are plenty of good choices out there. The only major area I can think of that is lacking on the Mac is gaming.

      And besides, if you consider this such a problem, why not just get a Windows PC and be done with it? The rest of us will happily continue using our "obsolete" web browsers and office software.

      (There. I've fed the troll. Now I feel better. :)

    6. Re:Has a point... by ianezz · · Score: 1
      IE for Mac OS X could be called a "clunky port", maybe (of IE for Mac OS 9, which was an elegant port of IE for Windows).

      AFAIK, IE for MacOS is special in that it is not a port of IE for Windows, but instead it has been rewritten for the most part by a separate development team, offering good support for W3C recommendations (it should be at least on par with Mozilla/Gecko). The only things in common with its Window cousin would be the name and the logo.

      OTOH, IE for Solaris and HP-UX were just ports using a proprietary equivalent of Winelib (by Mainsoft) providing a Win32 API on such systems.

    7. Re:Has a point... by standards · · Score: 1

      In my experience, the latest IE on Mac OS X is totally different than IE-anything under windows. I'd be shocked if they shared any code.

      In any case, I find Mozilla is a much better browser. Period. As for Opera or Safari - to be honest, I haven't used them enough to know. I hear good things, but I'm happy with Mozilla 1.2.

      But I'm still shocked about the poor quality of the latest IE. It amazes me how the public doesn't know any better! I guess that's what "monopoly" is all about...

    8. Re:Has a point... by Erik+Hollensbe · · Score: 1

      Um, any good web developer knows that the majority of IE users are using whatever came with their system.

      For a lot of people, that means IE 4/5.

    9. Re:Has a point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup, the original poster is wrong. It's not that Web page designers CAN'T test web pages properly, it's that they are too lazy and stupid to test web pages properly. However...

      Mozilla IS clunky. It's not technically a port, but by trying to be the same on all platforms it feels like a clunky port on all of them! And Windows features DO get more attention from the Mozilla developers.

      Also, OmniWeb has about the worst standards-compliance of all the browsers. Haven't you read any of CodeBitch's columns on MacEdition?

    10. Re:Has a point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Designers are a core part of the Macintosh constituency but Web designers can't test web pages properly because most of their users use a browser that doesn't exist for the Macintosh (IE 6.x). The other browsers for the Mac are either immature (Chimera, Safari), obsolete (IE 5.x) or clunky ports (Mozilla). Microsoft Office is behind the Windows version and StarOffice only runs under X-windows.

      What fucking professional web designer does not have access to a Windows box to proof their sites on? Some kid doing web design out of his bedroom in his mom and dad's house? That's not a professional web designer. See here pal, professional web designers have access to the proper tools and techniques. You don't know a damn thing about professional web design. STFU, kthnx.

      I'm not saying that Apple is going out of business but there is a problem with the fact that the Apple is always an afterthought for application developers.

      Without Apple, where would the software and hardware industry get all of their cool designs and ideas? They wouldn't have Apple to bite off of and copy any more. eMachines would have be out of business in a fortnight. STFU, kthnx.

      On a daily basis, I need to run three different window system emulators: Classic, VirtualPC and X-Windows (to say nothing of the Mozilla XPFE)! This makes the Macintosh feel substantially less consistent than Windows (which is an ironic turn of events).

      Your really are a troll, aren't you? I don't know anyone who needs to run 3 window system emulators except for people who are obsessive-compulsive or just a plain idiot. What software requires you to run 3 window system emulators? "Fix My Mental Illness v1.0a"?? STFU, kthnx.

      I guess in summary, what myself and many others would like to say to you is.....

      STFU, kthnx.

    11. Re:Has a point... by Lovejoy · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah, I can hardly get anything done on my Macs for lack of software.

      I mean, I can't edit video in FC Pro / Premiere/ iMovie. Can't do Photoshop / Fireworks / Illustrator. Can't do databases with Filemaker / mySQL.

      No good text editors like emacs/VI/BBEdit. And Excel isn't available on the Mac after all. Can't get my Epson / HP scanners to work or my Olympus / Epson / Kodak digital camera. Too bad there's nothing like iPhoto on the Mac.

      No Toast for burning CDs, no support in OS X for CD burning. No DVD burning support - no Windows emulation.

      And worst of all, there's no command line!

      And don't even get me started on OS X LAG on my 500 mHz Powerbook G4. I mean, it takes at least 1 second for Safari to load! And I can only run ten apps concurrently before I start to notice performance degradation.

      Need I go on?

    12. Re:Has a point... by IamTheRealMike · · Score: 1
      There is NO major feature that I am aware of that is present in the current version of Windows IE that is missing from the Mac version of IE. If I'm mistaken about this, please point me in the direction of something that references such a feature.

      Uhhhh, you haven't seen many IE web apps have you? A few features off the top of my head:

      ActiveX/ActiveScript
      DHTML applications
      DirectShow filtering
      Embedding
      Various proprietary DOM/CSS extensions
      <?import?> binding

      There are loads of IE only features, some of which are basically forgotten about today. I've only listed the ones that I know for a fact don't exist in Mac IE, there may well be others (like contentEditable) which don't exist.

      And there most certainly IS a Mac version of OpenOffice [openoffice.org].

      Well, you have to draw the line somewhere. When a program doesn't actually use the native graphics layer of an OS, is it actually a "Mac version" or is it simply a half-finished port?

    13. Re:Has a point... by Animixer · · Score: 1
      Since Mozilla was designed from the ground up to be fully cross-platform, I don't see how it can be called a "clunky port". IE for Mac OS X could be called a "clunky port", maybe (of IE for Mac OS 9, which was an elegant port of IE for Windows).


      You want clunky ports? Try IE5 on Solaris some day. :-)

      (Yes, it does exist, though it is discontinued. Here is a link to the binary. Good luck.)
      --
      man tunefs | grep fish
    14. Re:Has a point... by Senjaz · · Score: 1
      There is NO major feature that I am aware of that is present in the current version of Windows IE that is missing from the Mac version of IE. If I'm mistaken about this, please point me in the direction of something that references such a feature.

      Uhhhh, you haven't seen many IE web apps have you? A few features off the top of my head:

      ActiveX/ActiveScript
      DHTML applications
      DirectShow filtering
      Embedding
      Various proprietary DOM/CSS extensions
      <?import?> binding

      ActiveX/ActiveScript - forget it, COM stuff on the Mac is not going to happen. Nor is it really a major feature of WinIE. Both have LiveObject support which is all you need to script embedded objects.

      DHTML applications - don't know what you're referring too here. You should be more specific. I've written plenty of web apps that work on MacIE5 as well as WinIE6. Some of them with very complex UI features. (Such as dynamically built lists with resizable columns and live filtering)

      Don't know what DirectShow is, so can't comment.

      You also cite "various proprietary DOM/CSS extensions" and list no examples (unless this DirectShow is one) or how they are used and constitute major features. I've been in the web design business long enough know most things. Certainly everything that can be called major, for even if I haven't used it myself I've seen it used.

      Not sure what you mean by embedding, but you most certainly can embed objects within pages easily in either browser, and access then with scripts too (LiveObjects). If you mean it the other way around that IE can be embedded in other apps that is more a feature of the Windows OS similar to the new WebCore on the Mac. Don't also forget that the current help system on the mac uses a slimmed down IE renderer.

      To turn the tables somewhat WinIE6 is missing one major thing that MacIE5 does support. Full support for PNG images.

      WinIE even the latest versions do not support alpha in PNG32, nor embedded ICC profiles, nor Gamma correction.

      This is a major pain. There is so much design potential in using PNG32 - true transparency. Real drop shadows, nice layering effects. All of this available now as long as you don't browse in WinIE.

      --
      Don't blame me - this .sig had steal me written all over it.
    15. Re:Has a point... by overunderunderdone · · Score: 1

      There is NO major feature that I am aware of that is present in the current version of Windows IE that is missing from the Mac version of IE. If I'm mistaken about this, please point me in the direction of something that references such a feature.

      As a mac user (fanatic even) I hate to say this BUT the Mac version of IE *is* missing features that the windows version has. I haven'r really bothered to look into all the details since I design sites to be cross-platform/standards compliant but I have used some CMS tools where the back end used a lot of windows only stuff that the Mac version just didn't have. Also as a web designer it doesn't have to be missing anything - it just has to be *different* - the bugs are different, the work arounds are going to be different, it looks different. Since 95% of the users looking at the site are going to be looking at it on windows I have to be looking at it (alot) on windows as well. Thank God for VirtualPC - I can have my cake and eat it too (MacOS, Unix & Windows all in one shiny PowerBook)

      As for your larger point though I agree with you. I think Apple is on the right track and now that they have a solid OS strategy they can be (and have been) a lot more flexible. They have a solid foundation and are already starting to build a lot of interesting stuff on top of it. They are in a MUCH better place than they were just a few years ago.

    16. Re:Has a point... by slusig97 · · Score: 1
    17. Re:Has a point... by anarkhos · · Score: 1

      Multiplatform apps tend to be the worst.

      --
      >80 column hard wrapped e-mail is not a sign of intelligent
      >life
    18. Re:Has a point... by IamTheRealMike · · Score: 1
      ActiveX/ActiveScript - forget it, COM stuff on the Mac is not going to happen. Nor is it really a major feature of WinIE. Both have LiveObject support which is all you need to script embedded objects.

      For sure it is a major feature. I've not heard of LiveObject, sure you don't mean LiveConnect? Unfortunately custom web apps with funky activex controls are waaay too common. Oh, and the NS plugin apis are too limited for some things, the Adobe SVG viewer doesn't work in Mozilla properly for that very reason.

      DHTML applications - don't know what you're referring too here. You should be more specific.

      Files that end in .hta (hypertext applications) use IE as the runtime host.

      Don't know what DirectShow is, so can't comment.

      Media pipelining, see below.

      You also cite "various proprietary DOM/CSS extensions" and list no examples

      document.all, dom.xml, things like that. Maybe Mac IE has them too, I dunno.

      To turn the tables somewhat WinIE6 is missing one major thing that MacIE5 does support. Full support for PNG images.

      IE can in fact do this, but you need to add some voodoo CSS to the website, to make it use the aforementioned DirectShow filters. Google for it, I've used the technique before and other than being a stupid hack it works great, and is pretty easy to use.

    19. Re:Has a point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As far as web browsers go, why does everyone overlook iCab (www.icab.de)? It's fast, stable, and renders the vast majority of pages without problems (though there is a little frowny-face up in the top right that tells me this page is not strict HTML 4.0). So they ask for money for the full version (POP3); big deal, you get what you pay for (IE costs nothing, does anyone really expect it to be reliable and secure? Just complain, and MicroSoft will be happy to give you a complete refund).

      Consider: Apple, or rather, MacOS is going through a transitional phase at the moment, not dissimilar to the introduction of PowerPC. 680x0 emulation was far from perfect in OS 7.5; if your software needed a physical FPU, forget it. Type 2 & 11 errors left and right (you did remember to increase the memory allocation, didn't you?). Then there were the Fat binaries: 680x0 code AND PPC code chewing up precious space on your expensive-to-replace internal SCSI hard drive. Aaah, memories!

      The point is, Apple had a strategy and refused to die, no matter what industry analysts said. Hands up everyone who bought a Wang, Digital, etc. The message here is: it doesn't matter what you make or the size of your developer base, a lousy business strategy will kill any company.

      The change to OS X is, as you say, problematic, and it may be another two years before the problems are sorted, but its fair to say that Apple would have planned for this (which might explain the large cash reserve). Agreed, Microsoft dependence is a problem, but it's a problem for anyone who doesn't want dodgy software but does want to exchange documents with everyone else. Sorry, couldn't resist the opportunity to bash MS, but really, 6 SEPERATE FRIGGIN' PATCHES FOR OFFICE 98?!? Doesn't make me want to buy Office X...

      No parenthesis beyond this point.

    20. Re:Has a point... by smallpaul · · Score: 1

      You, sir, are a troll.

      Of course, anybody who breaks ranks and punctures the myth of Macintosh perfection must be a troll

      As is well known, the Mac IE code base is completely different from the Windows IE code base. There is NO major feature that I am aware of that is present in the current version of Windows IE that is missing from the Mac version of IE. If I'm mistaken about this, please point me in the direction of something that references such a feature.

      An XML DOM. I know this, because I spend all day in VirtualPC testing my JavaScript/XML-based app. Plus, I've tested several sophisticated DHTML toolkits and found them to not work on IE for the Mac (admittedly they probably push the boundaries of the standards). And then there is the problem with getting access to the native scripting engine from a plugin. These are real problems that force me to run VirtualPC on a daily basis.

      Maybe Chimera and Safari are immature, but IE5 for Mac is certainly not obsolete,

      IE for Mac bites. It isn't very efficient and it doesn't support most of the pages that use IE6-specific features. If I'm going to make a pact with the devil, I'd at least like to get something out of it.

      and the statement that Mozilla for Mac is a clunky port (but the Windows version isn't) is just silly.

      Somehow I think there QA department puts a little more effort into the Windows version. I use the thing every freaking day so I know what I'm talking about. There are all kinds of dialogs that are mis-sized. For instance I just entered the Preferences dialog and I'm looking at the Navigator page. The "Choose" and "Restore Dialog" buttons are half cut-off. Sometimes the problem is so severe I have to hit "Enter" without seeing the button I'm selecting. I think the most severe case is when you're saving from a download. And if there is a way to make PDFs show inline (in the browser window, not an Acrobat window) in either Mozilla or Chimera, I haven't figured it out yet.

      If you don't like those, there's also Opera or OmniWeb, both mature browsers that are also highly standards-compliant.

      And free? And compatible with the Adobe SVG plugin that I use every day? And ad-free? I feel bad enough that my productivity has stagnated (a little, not a lot) since I switched to the Mac without having to get my boss to shell out for a _browser_. (or shelling out myself!) You can blame the browser situation on Microsoft, or Adobe or Netscape or whoever, but as a user I just want my computer to do what I need. I expected the Mac to be at least as good at the PC for every day jobs and better for more Unix-y things. In fact, it has been a very mixed bag. Yes, it is better for Unix-y things (I didn't have to install cygwin) but the basics are about as much of a headache as they were before, if not more.

      MS Office for Mac is "behind" the Windows version how, exactly? Mac Office doesn't have Access, so if you need Access, then the Mac isn't for you. Other than that... No speech recognition? I don't consider that a problem. VBA support slightly behind in some areas? Ditto. What else is there?

      I need the VBA support because sometimes I have to develop plugins. And I kind of wonder how long I'll have to wait for the XML support in Office 11. Is there an OSX Outlook, or just Entourage? I had a co-worker who tried Entourage and went back because of calendaring hassles. If someone tells me that Entourage's calendaring is just as good as Outlook's (i.e. my co-worker was wrong) then I'll try it myself.

      And there most certainly IS a Mac version of OpenOffice [openoffice.org].

      It runs under X11. Ick. Another layer of emulation. (perhaps I should run Wine under X11 while I'm at it!)

      For some developers, Apple is an afterthought, yes. But there are plenty of other developers for which Apple is not an afterthought, and believe it or not, Microsoft has been one of them. You make it out to sound like the state of software on the Mac is in the dark ages or something, but the truth is that in the two areas you mention, web browsers and office software, there are plenty of good choices out there. The only major area I can think of that is lacking on the Mac is gaming.

      Both lack features I need. I also need an XML Word Processor. I run XMetaL in VirtualPC. What would you propose is comparable for the Macintosh? And then there is the MSN client for the Mac which also bites the big one. Perhaps there are workarounds for all of these issues but we're far away from the point where using the Mac was simpler than using Windows. Today, it takes more specialized knowledge and a greater ability to shift around between different user interface modes (like Classic versus Aqua file dialogs). Hopefully it will be better in the future, once Classic dies off, but what's the point in lieing to ourselves in the meantime, pretending there is no problem?

      And besides, if you consider this such a problem, why not just get a Windows PC and be done with it? The rest of us will happily continue using our "obsolete" web browsers and office software.

      America: love it or leave it. If you criticize George Bush you obviously don't belong. Look: the Macintosh is the best operating system I've ever used. If I could use the operating system without any apps I'd be in nirvana. But in my experience the apps tend to suck (if they exist at all) and I spend all day trying to remember whether I'm supposed to use the Mac, Windows, Classic, Unix or X11 conventions for solving different tasks. Sorry, but those are the facts as I see them.

    21. Re:Has a point... by smallpaul · · Score: 1

      IE 5.x on the Mac is NOT the same as IE 5.x on Windows. There are pages that render significantly differently across the two. I've made some, quite by accident.

      That's exactly my point. If I want to test code on Microsoft's browser, I want it to be the same across platforms so that my tests are at least 95% representative.

      Since Mozilla was designed from the ground up to be fully cross-platform, I don't see how it can be called a "clunky port".

      Call it what you want. It is clunky. e.g. dialog boxes mis-size themselves so you can't see what you're selecting.

    22. Re:Has a point... by smallpaul · · Score: 1

      I need to use this control in my app: HTML Editor

  42. beleagured by GutBomb · · Score: 1

    did the poster even read the article? he used that exact word twice

    1. Re:beleagured by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No.

    2. Re:beleagured by verch · · Score: 1

      Since this is slashdot, I'll guess no. I'm often reminded of the old 'what dogs hear' farside cartoon. I think thats how /.ers read articles..

      "blah blah blah Linux blah blah blah Micrsoft blah DRM blah blah blah Natalie Portman blah blah"

  43. Re:Should have been marked "Interesting" ;) by josh+crawley · · Score: 1

    Heh heh heh. You sucker.

    You're going down for that one.

    YHBT YHL HAND

  44. Re:Should have been marked "Interesting" ;) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wish I could mod this (-1: Too long)

  45. A low-life Canadian tabloid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A Canadian friend told me the crap is the equivalent of Jerry Springer show for tabloids. The just lick the a$$ of the friends of the owner, politically, technologically, you name it.

    The tabloid is not worth the paper is printed on and is commonly used in gas station toilets for you know what

  46. People wonder why no one reads the National Post? by smcavoy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Cause it's full of 99% opinion that doesn't matter, and the 1% of news isn't remotely useful.

  47. apple is obviously iMortal by joFFeman · · Score: 4, Funny

    that's what iThink.

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  48. Do you think... by Ciderx · · Score: 0

    In an alternative dimension on www.c-colon-backslash.org, there is a post on the front page that mouth-frothingly says "And besides, someone needs to let CmdTaco know: when writing a story on how Microsoft is bad, you have to call them "Micro$oft". Come on, that's Tech Journalism 101, people"?

    1. Re:Do you think... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. That's everywhere outside the small world of Slashdot (reality, I believe they call it).

  49. Canada by stevejsmith · · Score: 1, Funny

    This is kind of hypocritical. Haven't we been saying the same thing about Canada for years!? :-P

  50. Response... by singularity · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Now some would say the problem with my Palm software is an issue for Palm Inc., not Apple. In fact the buggy Palm software demonstrates an important issue that is currently facing Apple -- third party manufacturers have stopped caring about Mac users. Software developed for the Macintosh platform is often a last-minute consideration, or worse, not even considered at all.


    As the owner of a Sony Clie, I do agree that sometimes hardware manufacturers forget about Mac owners. Of course, then someone steps in and creates the excelent program like TheMissingSync, which allows mac users to sync with their unsupported Clies.

    Apple, in the meantime, realizes there is a problem with Palm support on the Mac, and creates iCal and iSync.

    Imagine that - I have choices when syncing my Clie. I can use Palm Desktop (which I rather like) or I can use iCal/iSync.

    Choices are good!


    The problem with lacklustre third party development has prompted Apple to create its own browser, which it calls Safari. Some industry watchers feel the development and release of Safari is an indication that Apple is being forced to become more actively involved in software development.


    Some argue this is a result of Apple trying to ween itself off of its reliance on Microsoft. Imaging that - Apple big enough that it is willing to start taking on Microsoft. Keynote, which he ignores, can also be seen as a shot across Microsoft's bow. If nothing else, it can at least be seen as Jobs telling Bill to make sure and continue development on the Mac platform.

    The Mac platform is a huge money-maker for Microsoft. Safari and Keynote are a win-or-win idea for Apple. Either it provokes competition from Microsoft and others in the field (competition being good for the consumer) or it eliminates some of the reliance Apple has on Microsoft right now. Both of these outcomes are good for Apple.


    In its latest numbers released in January for its fiscal first quarter of 2003, revenue fell from a year earlier and all of the company's major computer lines saw diminished numbers. PowerMac sales were down 20%, while iBook sales fell 8%.


    I notice that he conviniently neglected to give sales figures for all Macintoshes, and ignored Xserve and the Powerbook line, both of which are doing well for Apple. The computers he mentions are also nearing the end of their life cycle. The iBook is in need of an update, and the PowerMac line has not seen a huge jump since the first Quicksilver machines (yes, they have done things like dual optical drives and faster memory, but when it comes down to it, they are very similar). Only recently were the PowerMacs updated with Firewire800 and Bluetooth.

    He also neglects to mention that, according to most analysts, Apple is weathering the recession a lot better than most other tech firms.
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    1. Re:Response... by Elentar · · Score: 1
      As the owner of a Sony Clie, I do agree that sometimes hardware manufacturers forget about Mac owners. Of course, then someone steps in and creates the excelent program like TheMissingSync, which allows mac users to sync with their unsupported Clies.

      Apple, in the meantime, realizes there is a problem with Palm support on the Mac, and creates iCal and iSync.

      Imagine that - I have choices when syncing my Clie. I can use Palm Desktop (which I rather like) or I can use iCal/iSync.

      Choices are good!

      Actually, iSync uses the Palm Hotsync Manager, it just changes the conduits that are used. So the Mac still needs The Missing Sync to work with a CliÉ, but nobody can deny the coolness of being able to syncronize all your devices!

      My personal triumph has been to create a process for uploading my Palm address book to my LDAP server, from which it's accessible by my email clients. Having a single place that I have to update information, that's always with me, is great!

      -Elentar

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  51. Memo to Canada by FosterKanig · · Score: 1

    1) Mullets are NOT cool.
    2) Do not, I repeat, do NOT eat massive amounts of poutine
    3) Apple does not go out of business
    4) And Canadian bacon is NOT real bacon

    1. Re:Memo to Canada by Kafka_Canada · · Score: 1

      Canadian (back) bacon IS real bacon, and it's even better than your run-of-the-mill tripe (oh ho)

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    2. Re:Memo to Canada by srw · · Score: 1

      > 4) And Canadian bacon is NOT real bacon

      Amen! I remember the first time I ever heard the term "Canadian Bacon" (and remember, I was born, grew up, and still live in Canada) I was about 10 years old, our family was in Los Angeles (went to see Disneyland) and we went to order Pizza from Dominoes Pizza. One of the available toppings was "Canadian Bacon." I asked what that was, and was told "kinda like ham." Honestly, 10 years in Canada and I had never heard of "Canadian Bacon." Maybe it was an Eastern thing like Poutine.

    3. Re:Memo to Canada by pi+radians · · Score: 1

      Have you ever had peameal bacon? That's Canadian bacon to them crazy yankees.

      It's not as good as regular bacon, but I still enjoy a couple slices with my Sunday brunch.

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  52. Iyou Iknow Iwhat I Ihate? by josh+crawley · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I ihate iall ithose inames ithat icome iwith I.

    Iapple ican idie.

    1. Re:Iyou Iknow Iwhat I Ihate? by funkhauser · · Score: 2, Insightful
      kbut kdo kyou klike kall kthe kde kprograms kthat kstart kwith K?

      Honestly, I don't care for that naming technique either, but it's a lot less widespread and a the names end up being a lot more descriptive for Apple's iApps than k* for KDE programs or g* for all kinds of GNOME programs.

    2. Re:Iyou Iknow Iwhat I Ihate? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Actually, the k* and g* thing is worse, since a lot of GNU apps use g*, even if they are not graphical, and the game server query tool KQuery is a Windows app...

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    3. Re:Iyou Iknow Iwhat I Ihate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      KHOW KABOUT KFUCKING KKOGALS KIN KTHE KASS KWITH KA LGIANT KAPPLE KGE4 KKEYBOARD? kI KLOVE KTHOSE KKEYBOARDS! kI KWISH KTHAT KI KCOULD KGET KTHEM KFOR KMY KPEECEE!

  53. Blame Canada! by PissingInTheWind · · Score: 0, Troll

    With all their beady little eyes,
    And flappin heads so full of lies.

    Sorry for that racist comment.

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  54. Microsoft buys Apple's Way by standards · · Score: 0, Troll

    The other day I started to configure Windows XP on my Girlfriend's new laptop.

    It sucked. Lots of things just weren't right. And I had slow dial-up modem speeds. And her old USBserial adapter just wasn't recognized.

    Not only that, but Office '97 didn't work right. And I had to download about 50 MB of software just to update XP so it would work in a more serure, more reliable manner.

    It's been said before: Microsoft sucks. But now it's really true. They're history.

    1. Re:Microsoft buys Apple's Way by andrewski · · Score: 1

      Did you ever notice how much of a drag updating Windows 2K / XP is? I know I'm sick of sacrificing chickens and goats just to make my service pack, critical updates, and other fun stuff (like that plus pack thinger for XP) install without fucking up everything else.

      The only problem I have ever had with OS X's update utility is that (GRRRRRRR!) when I put all of Apple's utilities and programs away how I want 'em, Software Update just applies the changes in a newly created folder where the app used to be (obviously traversing what it thinks is the .app's hierarchy.) This is a bug which fuckin pisses me off, as it precludes me having a neat Applications folder, because I have to leave the apps that come with the system where they are.

      Oh, and Steve, thanks for having the last Software Update spray icons into the dock. I love surprises.

      Seriously, I ramble. The point is, every Software Update has been smooth for me (as I don't move the default apps) unlike with Windows 98 - XP Windows Update which has always been an incredible pain in the goat ass.

    2. Re:Microsoft buys Apple's Way by brett720 · · Score: 1

      I dont really understand why so many people have trouble with XP. I have hundreds of computers running XP and 2k, and they run great. I actually have more harddisk failures than problems related to running a Microsoft OS. As much as I have always hated running a Microsoft OS, I have to admit XP,2k and now .NET2003 server are great operating systems. By the way, for those who have not tried it, .NET2k3 is extremely stable and has made great memory usage improvements... the beta is very nice, its going to be a great OS.

    3. Re:Microsoft buys Apple's Way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's funny - stupid people just can't see sarcasm. They get all upset and clearly silly statements. They're often snabbed by April Fool's jokes.

  55. it's software that matters by b17bmbr · · Score: 4, Insightful

    macromedia and adobe both commit to the mac, and both have major upgrades of their flagship products, all designed to run on os x. even ms office is native to os x, and is superior by many reports to office xp (though i cannot attest to this, my office experience stopping around 97/2000 era). isync works very well with the palm. but maybe the fact remains that palm is having some problems competing against the pocket pc and other pda's. CS departments are adopting macs, er, pretty unix boxen, and there are plenty of apps. windows is full of crappy, vb shareware apps. (and yes, linux has its share of crappy gpl apps) but, for serious work, the mac is not only equal, but far superior to windows in several categories.

    The problem with lacklustre third party development has prompted Apple to create its own browser, which it calls Safari.

    pure FUD. apple has decided not to put its lot with m$. IE is full of holes, even on the mac. keynote is designed to take on powerpoint, and apple is even pushing OO.org/X on its site.

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    1. Re:it's software that matters by Politburo · · Score: 1

      windows is full of crappy, vb shareware apps.

      Pure FUD right back at ya.

      Yes, crappy VB apps have been written for Windows, and they still will be in the future, but to say that is the majority of what Windows users run, or that is available for Windows is irresponsible.

    2. Re:it's software that matters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and is superior by many reports to office xp

      news fresh in from retards like yourself

    3. Re:it's software that matters by sean23007 · · Score: 1

      I disagree that Office v.X is better than Office XP. I like it, and it is better than Office 2000 or 2001:Mac, but it is not as good as XP. (I use both.) Unfortunately, as of right now, it is the best office suite that can reasonably be run on OS X right now. Hopefully that Aqua port of OpenOffice comes along soon.

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    4. Re:it's software that matters by jbolden · · Score: 1

      Hopefully that Aqua port of OpenOffice comes along soon.

      Its going to be years till OO is comparable to Office v.X. That's not going to solve the problem.

    5. Re:it's software that matters by ultrakronic · · Score: 1
      Yes it is the software that matters. But you forgot to mention QuarkXPress, which is dangerously close to being vaporware for the Mac.

      Mac has a long history of overinvesting in R&D and advertising, without reinvesting its surplus back into operating capital.

      It's still can't get into the PDA market because the stink of Newton is still on it. Moreover, it's iMac division, for all the hype, has not performed as well as expected.

      Finally, the AppleServer is a joke that even Apple doesn't believe in. After nearly a decade out of the server market, it's trying to get back in so it can promote a vision of a "non-monopoly" workplace with iMac workstations running off an Apple server. Apple will never make significant inroads into the office because no IT manager can justify paying 40% markup for a brand-name.

      Apple has always been a brand, like Coke and Levis. As far as computers go, the PC market has improved to the point that AV editing, photo editing, and publishing can all be done just as well for a significantly lower cost.

      If you don't believe that Apple has problems, look at how long Adobe held out before releasing Photoshop for OSX. That delay nearly killed OSX (and wasted the ad dollars spent on OSX). Apple has begun to exert its monopoly power over its users, as evidenced by both Jaguar, which isn't a point upgrade, like Apple wants people to think, but a new OS (Apple still couldn't afford to waste its aforementioned OSX ad dollars) Additionally, Apple's decision to charge users for iLife further evinces this outlook.

      Apple needs better long-term business strategy if it's to survive. And if you want to know why there aren't viruses on the Mac, it's because it's a waste of time to come up with a virus that AT BEST will only affect 3% of the computer market. More bang for your buck by attacking PCs.

      Think different.

      Yes...we must all think different

    6. Re:it's software that matters by afantee · · Score: 1

      >> It's still can't get into the PDA market because the stink of Newton is still on it. Moreover, it's iMac division, for all the hype, has not performed as well as expected.

      What the fuck are you talking about? Newton may be too far ahead of its time, but it was the first PDA with a working natural hand writing recognition system. Now 10 years and billions of dollars research later, Palm and Pocket PC still can't do it, Tablet PC is no better.

      Which iMac are you refering to? The classic iMac has been sold to more than 3 millions happy users and inspired a generation of industrial designs and millions of translucent computers, printers, mice, keyboards, toys. Or are you talking about the LCD iMac with the gorgeous floating display that is infinitely adjustable with a finger touch?

      >> Apple will never make significant inroads into the office because no IT manager can justify paying 40% markup for a brand-name.

      That's just your opinion, I am afraid. Take a look at here http://www.apple.com/xserve/reaction.html and you might feel foolish. The Xserve with unlimited OS X Server license and the Xserve RAID are more powerful and cheaper than a similar Dell products.

      >> And if you want to know why there aren't viruses on the Mac, it's because it's a waste of time to come up with a virus that AT BEST will only affect 3% of the computer market. More bang for your buck by attacking PCs.

      You are talking shit through your ass, idiot. Since when do hackers care about market share. What they want is prestige, but cracking a Windows PC is like breaking a fortress built with glass - any boy with a pebble can do it. They would get more respect if they can crack a real OS like Mac OS X.

    7. Re:it's software that matters by ultrakronic · · Score: 1
      Newton:

      What matters isn't what's in the box, but rather how people view it. Newton's fault is that it promised too much. The simple fact is it became a punchline for Leno. Specs count, but public perception counts more. And the vast buying public doesn't pencil MacExpo on its calendar.

      iMac:

      Apple's initial tagline for the iMac line was "3 down, 97 to go" referring to their market share of approximately 3%. Even by Apple's numbers, Apple when the first iMac was launched only commanded 3.8% of the computing market. It now holds 3.2% of the American market, and only slightly over 2% on a global scale. The iMac was supposed to increase market share, not decrease it.

      XServe

      I've seen the Xserve stats, but once again, there is still the bad memory of PowerMac networks of old, which were riddled with errors. Moreover, how many ads for XServe have you seen on Sunday morning TV, or the 24-hour news/financial networks? Or in the Journal? This is primarily where ads for servers are. XServe is conspicuous by its absence.

      Viruses on the Mac:

      Your arguments are specious. Prestige is garnered through impact. Inasmuch as only 2% of the global market is Mac, a Mac-targeted virus will not be able to have the impact of Code Red, Bugbear, or Slammer.

      N.B. - Slammer didn't affect PC networks because of bad programming. If affected them because of bad network administration. The hole was known about for more than half a year, and MS had released several working patches to fix it. The networks affected were those who, after six months, still hadn't patched.

      Your language:

      I attempted to put forth a reasoned, fact-based argument on why Apple's business model is flawed, which you attempted to counter with puerile hystrionics. If you want to get your point across, profanity does not help.

      As final empiric proof of the problems with Apple, I refer you to its market performance for the past 3 years. 3 years ago, Apple's stock price was at 70; it now hovers near 15. Apple, after attempting to mirror the Gateway model with Apple stores, has announced layoffs at those stores. It was much better with its "Authorized Dealer" arrangements, which presented a much lower overhead. These are the sort of business decisions that drag Apple down and keep it perpetually on the brink of insolvency.

    8. Re:it's software that matters by afantee · · Score: 1

      You are all over the place, what's actually your point?

      Everyone knows Newton was not a commercial success, which was why Jobs killed it. But it was a wonderful piece of technology that Microsoft still hasn't managed to exceed with the Tablet PC 10 years later.

      On the other hand, the color iMac has sold more than any other computers by any company and single handedly saved Apple from the brink of death.

      I don't know the latest figure, but last year, Apple sold substancially more Xserve units in 4 or 5 months than Intel sold the first version of Itanium for a whole year, not bad at all. I have seen nothing but positive reviews.

      >> Slammer didn't affect PC networks because of bad programming. If affected them because of bad network administration.

      Are you paid by MS or what? Even MS was not cheeky enough to blame the poor system admins in this case. In fact, according ro leaked MS internal memos, their own network was severely compromised for nearly a whole day, in addition to most of South Korea, Bank of America, Intel, HP and many other biggest corporations in the world. The problem is that MS software is full of holes and security patches are issued weekly or even daily. People are reluctant or find it impossible to keep up with them, because any of the patches could kill the system.

      But, you obviously are too stupid to figure out that things don't have to be so bad and there might be more secure systems than the MS crap.

      My point is that a typical Wintel user is just not smart enough to look for better alternatives, they just look at the market share and follow the crowd, which is why MS has come to dominate the world with its inferior technology.

    9. Re:it's software that matters by ultrakronic · · Score: 1
      I'm not talking about technology per se, or which system is better. I'm talking about Apple's general failure as a profitable company for the past decade. You may recall that the general topic is Apple possibly going out of business. It put forth the premise that Apple's business model is severely flawed, which you never really addressed, either in your vulgar initial response, and only vaguely in your most recent response (in the future, please refrain from ad hominem attacks; their improper in this forum and don't bolster your point).

      And what helped save Apple from bankruptcy was a $500 million investment from Microsoft. Look at the stock performance for Apple since the release of iMac. It's a steep decline.

      Market share matters because it reflects demand. If the demand for Apple was higher, it would be reflected in the market share. Additionally, XServe, which is aimed at corporate environments, is going to be governed by the same bottom line as other competitors in the market. I ask you to define "better" For business purposes, it is whichever platform offers the most capability at the lowest price. For this reason, although the XServe may, or may not, be technically superior to Itanium, Sun, or any other server, if it costs too much to implement, it will not succeed.

      Additionally, your average corporate user does not need G4 processors in its workstations. Moreover, the better the workstations, the higher potential for employee theft. There is a certain wisdom in using last year's models in the workplace. Furthermore, any corporate IT manager worth his/her salt does not rush out and buy the newest machine, but rather keeps the current ones for at least 5 years to take advantage of depreciation for tax purposes. Most companies require only word-processing, spreadsheet, presentation, and internet/email capability, further supporting the idea of using moderately outdated machines.

      Given that many companies already have networks firmly in place, many will be unwilling to switch, and unable to justify switching. The iMac strategy works only works on a consumer level, where the user only risks losing time and some non-critical user data. Apple is getting into the network game too late and with too little money too be able to gamble.

      As to my sources, my information comes from Wired, WSJ, and PC Magazine.

    10. Re:it's software that matters by afantee · · Score: 1

      >> And what helped save Apple from bankruptcy was a $500 million investment from Microsoft.

      Get your fact straight, man. MS bought $150 m non-voting shares, as a token of commitment to Mac to avoid being sued for patent infringement. Apple is a $10 billion company, do you honestly believe that $150 m can save them?

      >> Look at the stock performance for Apple since the release of iMac. It's a steep decline.

      If you know anything about stock market, you would notice that virtually every tech stock has suffered heavy loss since the peak of dot com, and Apple has been doing rather well compared to Yahoo, AOL, HP, Sun, Oracle, Intel, nVidia, Gateway, not to mention the like of Enron.

      Apple has been making profit virtually every quarter since the return of Jobs, and increased their cash reserve to $4.3 billion. If that's not goog business in the current economical climate, then I don't know what is.

      >> I ask you to define "better" For business purposes, it is whichever platform offers the most capability at the lowest price. For this reason, although the XServe may, or may not, be technically superior to Itanium, Sun, or any other server, if it costs too much to implement, it will not succeed.

      Your logic is totally flawed. Corporations don't just look at prices, they also value reliability and reputation, which is why IBM and Sun could make billions. In any case, Xserve is cheaper than a similar Dell as I said earlier, and much more so than an IBM or Sun.

  56. Apple's not dead... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...it just smells funny.

  57. Apple Computer: Going Out of Buisness Since 1977 by GabrielF · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Apple likes it when journalists claim Apple is going out of buisness. It rouses fan loyalty, raises Apples underdog image, gets other journalists to praise Apples good financial management and gets people nostalgic about their old Macs.

  58. Is this anything like... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...when the furniture companies say they're going out of business so they can have a liquidation sale...only to miraculously spring back to life the following week.

    The process is as follows:

    Wash
    Rinse
    Repeat

    Or for you computer programmers:

    01 WASH
    02 RINSE
    03 GOTO 01

  59. Apple on it's deathbed again.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Look Apple lovers can't bear the thought that their favourite computer company is dying. Yet those buyers just like PC users cannot buy a new computer every year. Given twelve months and good solid hardware, enough of the initial iMac crowd will buy another to prop up Apple. In the end though unless Apple begins to make huge inroads they will die.

    This article is news in that yet another journalist is getting sick and tired of a second smaller tier computer platform and the lack of third party love and consideration. Remember when they media swooned over a game called Myst and helped propel it to greatness? Even then part of that was the lack of Mac games to choose from versus their IBM compatible counterparts. If Apple loses the media, they may well lose everything. Media used to be Apple centric but it is moving toward the commodity IBM compatible PC.

    The other thing that keeps most of the big computer makers in business is spin. Yes the real thing that keeps them in business is sales but in a commodity market spin determines whether I buy a computer from you or your competitor. Each will do the same. Further this article again points to the lack of inroads that Apple is making into corporate offices. Why the heck is this reporter's company getting a budget iBook instead of a higher priced product targeted at journalists? Why the heck don't they have a Palm based PDA that rocks and is compatible. I mean even Sony has been able to do this and it is still a growing market that businesses will buy into. And it's not just the portable market that they have problems with corporate sales. Despite a markedly better OS they still have not really got onto the corporate radars with a compelling solution for servers, storage or services (like email). Until they think of some good marketing and launch with a fair bit of fanfare to promote new business solutions and get them adopted they will lose even more market share.

    Apple is not dead yet, but they aren't growing and are losing market share in every segment they are in. It is not enough for them to have another iMac launch, they need a coherent strategy that is both flashy and compelling.

    The only two choices are continue to lose or expand.

    pingmeep

    1. Re:Apple on it's deathbed again.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Look Apple lovers can't bear the thought that their favourite computer company is dying. Yet those buyers just like PC users cannot buy a new computer every year. Given twelve months and good solid hardware, enough of the initial iMac crowd will buy another to prop up Apple. In the end though unless Apple begins to make huge inroads they will die.

      Huh? Is brand loyalty a bad thing? Back when I on the wintel kick, I bought (or built) a completely new system just about every year. I've only just upgraded from my first-generation blue and white powermac -- that computer was at least 5 years old. I fully expect many iMac users to keep their machines around for twice that. If they're going to buy another computer any time soon, it'll be a portable: that's where Apple's shifting their focus.

      This article is news in that yet another journalist is getting sick and tired of a second smaller tier computer platform and the lack of third party love and consideration.

      Sick of it? From what I gather, this journalist is a first-time Mac user. How can you be "sick" of something you've only just experienced? And WTF does being a "second smaller tier" company have to do with how easily they stay in business, or their ability to please users? Are you insinuating that the only company in an industry worthy of success and journalistic praise is the market leader?

      There are plenty of mac developers. I'd happily wager that there's a much higher proportion of software and developers to the number of users on the mac platform (perhaps in OS X alone) than those on windows... as evidenced by home-grown applications that perform tasks like Pam and Clie syncing better than their commercial counterparts.

      Further this article again points to the lack of inroads that Apple is making into corporate offices. Why the heck is this reporter's company getting a budget iBook instead of a higher priced product targeted at journalists?

      Cost, perhaps? The iBook is an incredibly powerful, usable machine considering its size -- I'm writing this very post from one. I don't know how you came to the conclusion that only PowerBooks are being targeted at journalists, while the iBook remains much more portable and cost-efficient alternative. The PowerBook is marketed as a high-end portable for media-centric power users: music producers, graphic designers and filmmakers. I fail to see the correlation between the fact that a single journalist's company bought him a cheaper portable, and the supposition that Apple is failing to make inroads in office environments. -1, Offtopic.

      Despite a markedly better OS they still have not really got onto the corporate radars with a compelling solution for servers, storage or services (like email).

      What, you mean like the XServe? Despite this strange myth that these machines are somewhat overpriced, the XServe competes very well with middle-range servers by every single big PC vendor at a similar price range. I don't know how well they're selling, but I doubt that you're in any position to say Apple's "losing market share" in the server market.

      I have no reason to believe Apple aspires to become the market leader in every segment they've got products. As long as they can turn a profit on whatever they sell (hardware, software, and services), they're a success. I don't see why anyone would pay lipservice to some grumpy journalist that bases such silly conclusions on the inability to sync his Palm.

    2. Re:Apple on it's deathbed again.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Huh? Is brand loyalty a bad thing?"

      No you missed the point. I am saying that those who bought the first iMacs will soon be in line to buy new computers if Apple offers a compelling product they will likely get another Mac. You seem to gaze in you crystal ball and say that people will get a portable. I believe they will to but that desktops and smaller devices like PDA are areas they should not neglect.

      "Sick of it? From what I gather, this journalist is a first-time Mac user. How can you be "sick" of something you've only just experienced?"

      Read the article again he had a powerbook for ages. As for developers in my equation they are not relevant except by their abscense and as you put it there is an equal or greater per capita amount of them.

      "Cost, perhaps? The iBook is an incredibly powerful, usable machine considering its size -- I'm writing this very post from one. I don't know how you came to the conclusion that only PowerBooks are being targeted at journalists, while the iBook remains much more portable and cost-efficient alternative. The PowerBook is marketed as a high-end portable for media-centric power users: music producers, graphic designers and filmmakers. I fail to see the correlation between the fact that a single journalist's company bought him a cheaper portable, and the supposition that Apple is failing to make inroads in office environments. -1, Offtopic."

      Hint if you encourage them to buy a premium product and if they bite you get that premium amount helping your bottom line. How much do you want to bet that with better marketing they could have got this reporters corp to buy a better Apple machine and made more money on that machine? If you missed that point I am sorry it was not clearer. I also notice you don't even take any issue with my idea that they lauch a Palm based PDA. There are lots of things they could do but they are not thinking outside the box and delivering those ideas as products with great marketing.

      "What, you mean like the XServe [apple.com]? Despite this strange myth that these machines are somewhat overpriced, the XServe competes very well with middle-range servers by every single big PC vendor at a similar price range. I don't know how well they're selling, but I doubt that you're in any position to say Apple's "losing market share" in the server market."

      Actually I can and it is sad since they started from zero just a few years ago. Yet another launch that didn't reach anywhere near the potential. I mean they used the same tactics as MS did with NT Advanced Server (ulimited clients, works with all the stuff you already have etc.) and starting from zero yet they had a fair push then stagnation even compared to PC servers.

      And that "strange myth" of being overpriced is something they have to work on and just one of the points my post made.

      "I have no reason to believe Apple aspires to become the market leader in every segment they've got products. As long as they can turn a profit on whatever they sell (hardware, software, and services), they're a success."

      True but if enough things fail and they fail to deversify they will be in for a rocky road. Also come on if you don't aspire to be number one then you better damm well try harder at being number two. That in my estimation is not happening at Apple to the extent it needs to. Finally not aspiring to be a market leader means you are not seeking out niches something that Apple depends on.

      "I don't see why anyone would pay lipservice to some grumpy journalist that bases such silly conclusions on the inability to sync his Palm."

      Just ignore every critism and maybe any real problems will go away. Whether you like his article, the issues surrounding this are still relavent. You want to blindly say "dumb author.. lets look away.. nothing to see" but their are problems.

      Either you are growing, shrinking or staying the same.

  60. Apple Death Knell Counter by androse · · Score: 5, Interesting
    According to the Apple Death Knell Counter, Apple Has Been Declared Dead 22 Times Since February, 1996.

    They haven't yet updated the counter for this paper, so that makes it 23 times in 7 years.

    http://www.macobserver.com/appledeathknell

    1. Re:Apple Death Knell Counter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you see the latest one though? Apparently, and I am not making this up, Canon will buy Apple. Yes, you read that right: Canon will buy Apple. Where do these journalists find this crap? Canon buying Apple? That is like saying, "This just in: IBM about to purchase Microsoft!" Wow. I can't stomach this nonsense. Puhleeese. Someone give these guys some smart pills before I beat them over the head with the truth. Ok, I can't handle this anymore. I'm gonna put this in the vault at the back of my head and have some lunch. Wow.

    2. Re:Apple Death Knell Counter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most of those "death knells" aren't, though. Like on of them says that Apple should stop selling computers and stick to selling gadgets (e.g., the iPod), which not only makes plenty of sense, it also has nothing to do whatsoever with predicting Apple's demise.

  61. Why do people use APPLE computers. They're $$$$$$$ by zymano · · Score: 0
    I hope i don't get modded to troll but why do people use apples ? Do you ever see alot of people using apple computers ?

    I see Barbara Walters uses an apple on 20/20. She displays it proudly. I personally don't get what apple does that people think is worth a buy. Their computers are expensive ,500 to 1000 dollars over similar pc clone .

    I am assuming apple has become a clothing retailer type company that sells image more than anything unique.

  62. Mac sucks by CanadaDave · · Score: 4, Funny

    Mac sucks, it's all closed proprietary stuff. They should switch their operating system to UNIX or something like that. Then I think Macs could be really useful.

    1. Re:Mac sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mac os x is unix!

    2. Re:Mac sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      YOU ARE THE STUPIDEST PERSON EVER. Here, have a ribbon. Try not to pin it on your face like last time.

    3. Re:Mac sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL,

      what a troll. Apple operating system IS UNIX

      MMOOOOOOOOOOROOOOOOOOONNNNNN

    4. Re:Mac sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhmm

      indeed CanadaDave you must only read the Post in Canada.
      It must be at least 3 years since you have heard of Apple.
      Your information are as old and rotten as the dog my mon lost when she was a child!!!!

      OS X is Unix, runs unix applications [just do in the shell ./configure && make && make install).

      From which Troll planet are you from?

      You are too funny. Oh yes, I hear the other comment coming from your brain: "Mac sucks because they only support one-button mouse"

      What a lame duck

    5. Re:Mac sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Looks like you get your info on Apple from the Post toilet-paper.

      Darwin is Unix AND is OpenSource.

    6. Re:Mac sucks by Timmeh · · Score: 1

      Makes me wish there was a +1 Troll modifier. You just made my day. :D

  63. One major benefit by GabrielF · · Score: 1

    Maybe now Apple will hold a going out of buisness sale!

  64. plus their users are idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the apple users I meet are still idiots. Geeks will eventually get fed up with apple for the same reasons that apple's own developers did.

    the annoying thing about apple users vs. novice MS users is that apple users think that they're sophisticated because they use an "alternative" OS + they tend to be way too sanctimonious.

    it's unethical to promote apple to schools and other public institutions.

    1. Re: plus their users are idiots by GTsquirrel42 · · Score: 1

      Unethical?!? Since when did ethics come into question with Macs? Ask yourself whether Microsoft® is ethical and come back to me....

      --
      "I was raised by a cup of coffee" -Homsar
    2. Re: plus their users are idiots by afantee · · Score: 1

      >> the apple users I meet are still idiots. Geeks will eventually get fed up with apple for the same reasons that apple's own developers did.

      Perhaps it's because you are such an idiot yourself. Mac OS X is the most exciting thing for the geek community in recent years - just count how many /. threads are related to Apple.

      Top geeks such as James Gosling (Java inventor), James Duncan Davidson (original author of apache Tomcat and Apache Ant) and the entire Perl core team, are switching to Mac OS X left right and center. At least 4 /. editors use Apple portables.

  65. why do we care? by elchuppa · · Score: 1

    If it's a stupid ill-conceived article, why the hell is Slashdot linking to it? Are they going to post links to every misguided editorial on the internet? I thought Slashdot was about linking to interesting stories, not bad ones... who knew?

  66. Re:Why do people use APPLE computers. They're $$$$ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    anytime I've asked Mac users this questions their response sounds like something out of an EST seminar.

    Mac is a cult , the cult is Mac

  67. What's is saying ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just installed 8.6 on my powermac and very happy with it

  68. iSync by sakusha · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Damn, you beat me to it, I was going to point out iSync. Palm is a special case, their engineers are primarily some ex-Apple employees, and they hate Steve Jobs. They deliberately botched Mac compatibility. So Apple stepped in and fixed the problem with iSync. And it's FREE.
    But it doesn't seem like iSync is this guy's solution, he sounds like he's running OS 9. Yes, OS 9 is dying, but not Apple. By this same logic, Microsoft is dying because Windows 95 is losing market share.

    1. Re:iSync by sulli · · Score: 1

      Maybe it's Palm that's dying. The author didn't even think of that (or much else).

      --

      sulli
      RTFJ.
    2. Re:iSync by Erik+Hollensbe · · Score: 1

      Given the popularity of the Tungsten|T in our office, that's a really hard thing to say, heh.

    3. Re:iSync by Whatchamacallit · · Score: 1

      Actually iSync requires the Palm HotSync. That means iSync just hooks into the Palm HotSync which does the real work. I run it with a Palm Vx with no problems whatsoever. But Palm can be flaky on PC's too.

      I once couldn't get a customers Palm to sync because she had exactly 4GB free on the hard disk. Any multiple of 4GB had a problem with sync. I just made a backup of her 300MB plus Outlook Personal folder and then HotSync'd it again. It worked! Found the bug documented on Google Groups. I believe this particular bug was fixed by Palm on a newer HotSync version. Every now and then folks have Sync problems and it's usually a foobar'd registry key or something. Not generally a big deal. I haven't run into any I wasn't able to fix. You just sometimes need to give it a swift kick in the pants. ;-)

    4. Re:iSync by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 1

      That means iSync just hooks into the Palm HotSync which does the real work.

      You have that backwards. The iSync conduit for HotSync just takes data out of the Palm in the Palm's format, converts it to SyncML, and hands it over to iSync. iSync does the real work of synchronizing Palm databases to iCal and Address Book. Does it really, really well, too, in my experience.

      So, long story short, yes, you need Palm's HotSync software to make your Palm work with iSync. But you don't need to use the Palm Desktop software-- clunky and buggy, with a UI that was fine when it was still called Claris Organizer but that never quite made it into the 21st century.

      --

      I write in my journal
  69. Summary Correction and Commentary by Oswald · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Author hasn't used Apple in a while.

    --No, author used old PowerMac until the day his iBook came in.

    Author gets new iBook.

    --Just so; very good!

    Author can't run Palm 515 software on new iBoook.

    --Correction: author can't get Palm 515 software to run properly on new iBooook. But he sees enough to know it doesn't "just work".

    Author sees release of Safari. Author extrapolates that since Apple is releasing own web browser, Apple can't get decent third party software support.

    --Actually, author sees that Apple can't get decent third-party support, considers Safari evidence that Apple sees same problem.

    Author sees this as imminent demise of Apple.

    --Right again! But it's only one man's opinion.

    It's interesting that so many true believers rise to the bait yet again. Don't you people have any faith?

    1. Re:Summary Correction and Commentary by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      No, he used a "beleagured PowerMac" - whatever that is.

      --

      Lars T.

      To the guy who modded me down from perfect to terrible Karma - Apple haters still suck

    2. Re:Summary Correction and Commentary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1
      author sees that Apple can't get decent third-party support, considers Safari evidence that Apple sees same problem.
      Well, that sure sounds pretty fucking stupid!

      Apple is making Safari so that you get the full integration with all their other stuff and unify the "iLife" experience. It's absolutely obvious that making Safari isn't because of a lack of third party support... Apple has Chimera, Mozilla, IE, iCab, OmniWeb, Netscape, Opera... I mean, seriously, that has to be the stupidest fucking conclusion a person could draw from Safari.
    3. Re:Summary Correction and Commentary by Chas · · Score: 0

      It's interesting that so many true believers rise to the bait yet again. Don't you people have any faith? No. They haven't gotten their fill of rabid purchase justification yet. You've got a whole group of people out there who bought their systems, not to use them as the tools that they are, but as a personal statement or some other pathetically meaningless symbolic reason. Now, if it WERE true (or even just suspected of being true) that Macs are crap, and that Apple was tanking, they'd feel pretty foolish for hitching themselves to a falling star. Because it damages the "statement" they were trying to make, and makes them look like the idiots they are. So they go off on rants about how their "horse" is the best. And they have a pathological need to trumpet it at each and every turn. Just to stave off any nagging doubts in their own mind. So they're not so much trying to convince YOU that they made a wise purchase decision. They're trying like hell to convince THEMSELVES.

      --


      Chas - The one, the only.
      THANK GOD!!!
    4. Re:Summary Correction and Commentary by Bullet-Dodger · · Score: 1
      Author sees release of Safari. Author extrapolates that since Apple is releasing own web browser, Apple can't get decent third party software support.

      --Actually, author sees that Apple can't get decent third-party support, considers Safari evidence that Apple sees same problem.

      Regardless of the fact that Apple has exactly the same third-party support as Windows. If Mac OS doesn't have any decent web-browers, guess what, nether does Windows. They're the same. Apple has seen an area, in computing in general, on which it can improve. How is this a criticism again?

    5. Re:Summary Correction and Commentary by mikedaisey · · Score: 1


      Your *corrections* are really just nitpicks.

    6. Re:Summary Correction and Commentary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks Professor Franken-Freud. Why don't you shuffle off and analyze your need to analyze, then you can analyze your analysis of your need to analyze. That should keep you busy.

    7. Re:Summary Correction and Commentary by Oswald · · Score: 1

      I think you meant to use quotation marks instead of asterisks.

    8. Re:Summary Correction and Commentary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but we're all so happy with out stuff that we need to find *something* to bitch and moan about. You know, that whole yin/yang thing. Steve told us about it. Come...Join us...

    9. Re:Summary Correction and Commentary by Chas · · Score: 1
      Thanks Professor

      Thanks for not having the courage to flame me as yourself.

      Note: I didn't write this as a bash against all Mac users. Merely the rabid fanboys who buy Macs for reasons other than "it does what they need".

      Again, a computer is a tool. Granted, a very nice tool. But still, just a tool.

      --


      Chas - The one, the only.
      THANK GOD!!!
    10. Re:Summary Correction and Commentary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Author sees this as imminent demise of Apple.

      --Right again! But it's only one man's opinion.


      True, one man. But a (mediocre) journalist : one man in a better position to influence public awareness than posting on slashdot. Truly the sort
      of thing worth bitching about.

      Lies, damned lies, statistics.

  70. To paraphrase the article by scrod · · Score: 2, Insightful

    To paraphrase the article:

    I don't know how to use the computer that my company bought for me, so l'll go write an article about how Apple is going out of business. That'll teach 'em.

  71. Ok, all together now... by DirkDaring · · Score: 1

    Everyone that gives crap one about this 'news' report raise your hand. Anyone?

    Thought so.

    Take the pro/anti/confused/whatever apple crap to frikkin usenet where it belongs. This is not news.

  72. Good marketing NOT good journalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good journalism? If you knew anything about the craft of journalism, you know it's based on good research, and hard fact, not the ultimate ability to sell a newspaper. It is indeed possible to do both with the same story and that is what GOOD JOURNALISTS strive to do. Calling this good journalism is like putting a paper like the Christian Science Monitor or New York Times in the same category as local television news...it's just not the same thing.

  73. Can YOU get it? by fireboy1919 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Losing. Market. Share. Is. An. Indication. Of. A. Company's. Failure.

    Why can't you understand this? If Apple loses all of its market, it will no longer be in business. Profit isn't some magical thing that comes from the profit fairy, it's produced by doing business. If Apple stops selling stuff, it will go under.

    They can't make a profit otherwise. Furthermore, there is a limit to the minimum profit a company can have in the computer industry because expenditures aren't zero, so there is a minimum market share.

    The question, as always, is how close Apple is coming to that line such that they will no longer have the funds to compete?

    I personally think it's closer to .5% or even lower, but that doesn't make it a non-issue.

    Also, there's the question of third-party support which is invariably tied to market share, except for in a few cases. Take Linux, for example. How many software manufacturers put out a Linux version? Very few because there is a negligable market share in Linux, but its usually the apps that make the system desirable.

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    Mod me down and I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine!
    1. Re:Can YOU get it? by nomadic · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Losing. Market. Share. Is. An. Indication. Of. A. Company's. Failure.

      No, it's not. A company that is making a profit is a success, even if they're losing market share.

      What you and a lot of people are forgetting is declining market share doesn't necessarily mean a decline in sales. So you can (and there often have been) companies that a) make a profit, b) increase their sales, yet c) lose market share. These companies are successful.

      Profit isn't some magical thing that comes from the profit fairy,

      This is exactly what I'm saying. Replace "profit fairy" with market share.

      it's produced by doing business. If Apple stops selling stuff, it will go under.

      Argh, you've missed the whole point. Repeat after me:

      Market share != profitability.

    2. Re:Can YOU get it? by Politburo · · Score: 1

      In a sense, you are correct. Market share != profit or profitability, and losing market share, *in some cases*, does not mean a loss of profit or sales.

      But, people are only going to buy a computer they can get hardware, software and support for. Yes Apple provides all of these things, but they can't write every piece of software for a Mac, or make every piece of hardware, or consult on every installation of Apple hardware, no matter how hard they try. 3rd party vendors must be involved.

      3rd party vendors base what platforms they will target and support based upon, you guessed it, market share. Why spend money to train your people on Apple stuff if there is only y% of the market using it? Why choose Apple for your systems if only y% of everyone else is using it? No I'm not saying that just because Apple has a low market share that they suck, but this is the way managers think, and they are the ones that say who will get the money for all new desktops, etc.

      So while market share has no direct relationship on profit, you cannot sit around and think that your company is running fine if it has a low market share, and that share is dropping, no matter what your profit or sales numbers are.

      PS: When you make claims like there have "often" been companies with declining market share yet rising sales and making profits, please provide an example. It shouldn't be hard if it happens all the time.

    3. Re:Can YOU get it? by xinit · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's not black and white...

      Market share is generally expressed as a percentage. Let's say Apple is assigned a 10% share in January of Year 1. Let's say they drop to a 9.8% share in January of Year 2.

      They still may have sold more machines in that time. They may still be profitable. What's missing is the total size of the market. Perhaps the market was 1 million users in January 1, and thanks to a successful year by Dell acquiring some huge projects in a year, the Intel share spiked.

      Apple had 100,000 in Y1. Let's say that they have 150,000 in Y2. Y2's Total Market Size? 1,530,612. Sure, Apple only increased a bit in comparison, but they still exist.

      Third party support's investment in market share isn't really a concern either. They don't CARE about percentages unless they develop the same software for multiple platforms, and even then it just reflects on the number of people they have on the projects. What they DO care about is the profitability.

      If the software product they're making is only for the Mac, and they can sell 25,000 a year and make a profit, and expand THEIR raw numbers every year, it makes good business sense.

      Think about Ferrari. How much market share do they have?

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    4. Re:Can YOU get it? by NineNine · · Score: 1

      And so when their market share gets down to less than 1%, in order to maintain their fixed costs, what kind of profit margin are they going to have to make on each box? Yes, market share IS important, especially when you have significant fixed costs, such as manufacturing facilities, development needs, etc. You can't sell one Mac a year for $10,000,000,000. It doesn't work that way. Profitability will fall as they're forced to raise prices to compensate for the lack of volume. It's a snowball effect.

    5. Re:Can YOU get it? by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 1

      You have confused "market share" with "total sales."

      Look, imagine if there were Apple and one other personal computer company, let's say Dell. Imagine that Apple and Dell both sold 10 computers this year. Apple's average margin was 20%, and Dell's was 10%. Both made a profit, although Apple made more of a profit than Dell, and both have exactly 50% market share. Okay?

      Next year, the number of people who want to buy computers-- which last year was 20-- skyrockets. Let's say there's something new that gives people a reason to buy a computer, like, say, the Internet. Next year, Apple sells 20 computers-- double the previous year's number-- but Dell sells a whopping 100 computers, or 10 times the previous year's number.

      Now the total number of computers in the world is 140-- 30 are Macs and 110 are Dells. Apple's market share is down to 21.4%. But guess what? Apple's sales figures doubled, and they maintained their average margin of 20%.

      Market share means the fraction of all the computers in the world that came from your company. It has nothing to do with the number of computers sold this year that came from your company. Market share is irrelevant to a company's success, as long as the company continues to make money. Apple is making money-- on the long-term curve; the last two quarters have been slightly bad, but the previous 16 were very good-- so nobody gives a flying twitch about market share.

      --

      I write in my journal
    6. Re:Can YOU get it? by nomadic · · Score: 1

      Thank you.

    7. Re:Can YOU get it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      What you say is true, but it does not then follow that market share is unimportant. Market share is important to gaining and maintaining third-party developer support for your platform, except in those areas where your platform may be the standard in some niche capability, like art and publishing in Apple's case. If I'm the CEO of a software firm, and the year I decide to release Application X there are 10 Apples and 10 Dells in the world, I'll offer my application on both platforms and split my development resources pretty evenly between the two. So if I have, say, 10 developers in my firm, I'll assign 5 to the Apple version and 5 to the Dell version. If after 5 years the trend you use in your example continues, I'll most likely rethink the allocation of my finite resources and steer development toward where I can get the most return for my development costs. Therefore I'll probably put 7 or 8 people on the Dell platform and 2 or 3 on the Apple platform. So while market share may not be everything, it goes too far to say it does not matter, or that only absolute sales matter to Apple.

      The Federal Government found the same viscious cycle of market share reinforcing platform support in their Findings of Fact released during the MS anti-trust trial. It's worth a read.

    8. Re:Can YOU get it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the software product they're making is only for the Mac, and they can sell 25,000 a year and make a profit, and expand THEIR raw numbers every year, it makes good business sense.

      Yes, but why should they make it only for the Mac? Very few companies don't sell their software for windows today, and then you are faced with the decision: Should we invest $1M in making the Mac version better and get 10,000 extra sales, or should be invest it in the Windows version and get 100,000 extra sales?

      To some extend, this can be solved with a common codebase, but if it didn't cost anything extra to support more platforms all software would be delivered with support for hundreds of platforms.

      Think about Ferrari. How much market share do they have?

      What market share do you think they would have if their cars could only run on special Ferrari fuel? How many gas stations would carry this fuel?

      The Mac platform is doing OK - not great, but OK, for now, but there is definitely a point where the user base becomes too small and companies will stop providing versions of their software.

  74. It DOESN'T just work?! by Anita+Coney · · Score: 1

    I don't get the article. The author claims that his Palm doesn't "just work" with his Mac. I'm confused. Apple has been telling us OVER and OVER again that Macs "just work." We don't have to tweak. We don't have to search for drivers. It JUST WORKS!!!

    Robert Thompson must be an idiot, unless maybe, just maybe, Apple has been lying to us for the last decade.

    --
    If someone says he and his monkey have nothing to hide, they almost certainly do.
  75. iBook for US$750 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just bought a brand new 800MHZ iBook for only $750 (Academic price-I work for Stanford)

  76. Software changes. People don't. by blair1q · · Score: 1

    Well, some software changes. Much rarely does at a visible rate. But people just never do learn to avoid common superstition unless they're taught reality.

    Hmm. Maybe he's right. But then again, at $8-45M a quarter, it can take a long time to lose all your nut.

  77. good story by spazoid12 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I figure many people are going to say "what the heck, why is this news??"...but I enjoyed gsfprez's writing there (and the topic, too).

    You know, I always thought it was kinda a funny thing. Long ago I was a Mac developer doing shrink-wrap stuff. Apple was at it's peak, and still people said they had 10% of the market share. They said that was pathetic. But, from my perspective it was always encouraging. Because (anecdotally, I know) when I looked around...schools, banks, businesses, friends' houses, etc... I almost never saw Macs. I would have guessed 2%.

    I wonder where they are now? I know that a few years ago the flavored iMacs sold like hotcakes and yet did nearly nothing to bolster Apple's percentage. That's partly because each flavor had a different model # and the percentage stuff is tracked by model #. Apparently it was too difficult for IDC, or whoever it was, to add.

  78. Here's a survey on it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



    http://www.utexas.edu/its/surveys/2002/tables/co mp _groups.html

    Mind you it shouldn't be extroplated to anywhere except for the univeristy of texas.

  79. Canwest is not news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You have to understand that Canwest Global which owns the Global TV chain (which does nothing but carry US sitcoms and doesnt even have sports news in each nidividual city but rather a 'national' sports show...meaning 95% Toronto based) and most of hte papers does out loud what most media do hush-hush, they give ou the news with their spin.
    Heck, at least if youre going to have Pravda like content you might as well tell the people about it.

    The word from the owners is that there is to be nothing bad said about the country's cretin in charge; Chretien since the owner is a huge financier of the ruling party.

    And there is to be no criticism of Israel policies and actions because the owner is jewish.

    Mind you, in the US, the media dont tell you that they have bias so either Canwest are extremely fortright or another nail in the coffin of journalism.

    The trail of bodies in different newsrooms around the country last year was truly amazing. Anything that approached intelligent and critical thought was banned.

    So all in all, the fact that this was on canada.com (their web site) doesnt suprise most canucks, its about par for the course.

    zeke

  80. Me and Steve are on a first name basis. by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 1

    I have an idea. Maybe Apple can save the company by making computers that look cool and by using free software for an operating system. That would save them money in development, as they would have the support of a large community behind them in this development, and it would give them a lot of advantages as you'd be able to run a lot of programs from UNIX-like systems and such. I think I'll email Steve with this idea. He'll like it.

    1. Re:Me and Steve are on a first name basis. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://slashdot.org/~rice_burners_suck

      Seriously, look through there. You have to be the biggest fucking Slashdot whiner everywhere. I mean Slashdot is famous for whining. Someone open sources an application, but "ITS NOT GPL!#@!#$". But you, are the king of the fat fucking slob conglomerate that is Slashdot. Please, get a fucking life. No one cares that you hate everything (MS, MPAA, RIAA, import cars, whatever). Seriously. Buy a fucking journal if you want to whine about your pathetic life. Try and grow up.

      Your friend,
      Reality

  81. LINUX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have a Linux machine which works day and night for ripping my DVDs (Linux dvd::rip+transcode). Linux dvd::rip is THE BEST DVD ripper out there.

    Except for DVD ripping I dont do anything else in LInux. In dvd ripping a desktop activity or not?
    Is my linux machine a desktop machine or not?

  82. Mod the author down!! by Bob+Zer+Fish · · Score: 2, Funny

    I for one am sick of half-hearted, poorly researched , and blatently inaccurate news articles. I read articles from all over the place, including large newspapers and they seem to just get the wrong end of the stick. If the author had actually researched the articles, it would be clear: a) PowerMacs came out at about the Internet boom. b) The PowerMacs of this era were stable. (the performas were not as stable unfortunately) c) Word versions >6 etc work fine on all PowerMacs. d) Which latest software is he referring to exactly? e) has the author actually tried the latest updates, or did he just try the earlier ones that perhaps came with his PowerMac? f) Which other sales does Dell rely on? I only thought it sold hardware? If someone can enlighten me (I really can't be bothered to check, since this is what the author did!) then plesae do so. g) Well done for remembering the sales figures etc. They could well be wrong though since you didn't actually describe your sources. blah. Canada.com, get some decent writers. On a side note: I can see what the author means about Apple going down the pan. Before they do, can they sell the interface or something please? Thanks ;)

  83. Projects like OpenOffice will keep Apple alive by ShatteredDream · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The average joe will never understand why he isn't getting a good deal when he spends less than $1000-$1500 on a computer. Remember, computer usage is an alternate dimension unto itself where all of the basic economic rules like "you get what you pay for" don't apply. If you want quality hardware, tough luck getting it for less than a few grand off the shelf.

    My parents paid $2000 for a new Dell PC because they were terrified that a new PowerMac or PowerBook would not have been compatable with my unversity's software requirements. Ironically, my PowerBook G3 which runs at 333mhz is a better development box for my school work than my PC. I know many geeks that want a Macintosh so badly they can't stand it.

    Projects like OpenOffice will make the PC irrelevent as a platform. I predict that OpenOffice, Mono, Java and Mozilla will go a long way toward getting people off the Microsoft plantation. What I think will be the watershed moment for Apple's reemergence will be the first major roll-out of Palladium PCs. Microsoft is trying to force users to upgrade both the OS and the hardware, how is that __any__ different from what they say is the biggest problem with buying Apple? Apple doesn't fistfuck its users with concepts like Palladium which are blatantly anti-individual property rights.

    My parents are perfect examples of users who "don't care" about technology. I described to them what Palladium is really about and asked them if they'd buy a PC like that to which they replied "Hell no!" Microsoft is seriously underestimating how much its users like their freedom. We have a whole generation of up-and-coming users who will have major purchasing power in the next few years. Microsoft would do well to remember that most of the Napster crowd is in college now, getting ready to leave college or has been out for a while. Those users believe, and rightly so, that it is their God-given right to listen to MP3s that they have. I wouldn't go so far as to say they have a right to get them for free, but I'll be damned if I'll give Valenti the time of day when he says that I can't view my movies and music anywhere and however I choose to.

    Microsoft cannot and will not sell the average user on why they need DRM. If people really cared about audio quality they'd be using DVD-Audio over CD-Audio and would be ripping their own CDs at no less than 192kbps VBR. The content cartels and Microsoft as I said, will not be able to justify why the "sharecropper" model of IP ownership is better than the (Classical) Liberal system we currently enjoy where you have a de facto ownership of the IP in your possession.

    The last time I checked, the CBDTPA was not even before a committee to vote on because it still has such an extreme taint of public hatred on it that makes most Congresscritters squeemish about even looking at it. Palladium is a voluntary enforcement of the CBDTPA. It won't keep aunt sally from getting Outlook worms because crackers are invariably more resourceful than their adversaries at Microsoft. And in all of this there is still one issue where Microsoft just doesn't get it. Hardware can have problems, look at some of the early Pentiums and some of Intel's PIII chipsets. You can't say "oh I'm sorry" and release a "service pack" for the hardware unless it's something like a ROM that needs patching. Palladium PCs will probably have hardware problems communicating with a wide-variety of peripherals and that will negate the biggest "advantage" PCs have: that you can buy components off the shelf and use them instead of buying from a select few vendors.

    If anything Apple's star is getting brighter. I'm writing this from a box running OSX and I've used Linux for 4 years off and on. I recently used KDE 3.1 and RedHat 8.0 which anyone with a basic sense of reality knows are now for all intents and purposes the vanguard of Linux in the mainstream. KDE 3.1 can't hold a candle to OSX on the desktop. RPM and RedCarpet are jokes compared to Apple's updater. Java on Linux compared to OSX? Puhlease! Almost every UNIX geek I know locally now uses or plans to use OSX as their main OS. There is something irresistable about being able to run GCC in one window and WC3 in another. The nerds that think that blackbox, windowmaker and afterstep are real desktops aren't on Apple's radars and they shouldn't be. They're a waste of time for a company that makes a real desktop platform.

    Linux desktop developers should quite frankly give up and ask the OpenBeOS team how they can help if they really want a good OSS desktop. Linux isn't faster than either OS X or WinXP on the desktop and only BeOS is arguably archetecturally superior to all of the above. All too often I've found that the only people who really think that Linux or BSD is the universal hammer fit for every nail mankind encounters are people whose boxes are running Mandrake, with graphical login and never touch the command line. Don't get me wrong, Linux is great for a lot of things, but it shouldn't even try against OS X. It's a battle Linux will lose before it even gets to the start line.

    1. Re:Projects like OpenOffice will keep Apple alive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Projects like OpenOffice will make the PC irrelevent as a platform.

      what planet are YOU from?!?

    2. Re:Projects like OpenOffice will keep Apple alive by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Cross platform apps making windows less relevent? I could have sworn I said that back in september...

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    3. Re:Projects like OpenOffice will keep Apple alive by IamTheRealMike · · Score: 1
      Projects like OpenOffice will make the PC irrelevent as a platform. I predict that OpenOffice, Mono, Java and Mozilla will go a long way toward getting people off the Microsoft plantation.

      You're living on the moon.

      Sorry, but Java is dead for desktop apps, Mozilla and OpenOffice were primarily designed to work well on Windows and have to be gutted through and through to make them even look like they're using native widgets, and Mono will only be capable of running either GTK2 (via X11) apps, or maybe Windows .NET apps if somebody ports Wine to MacOS (huge amount of effort). Regardless they will look and feel like piss poor windows ports.

      The rest of your post is a rambling, frothing rant with little coherant argument.

    4. Re:Projects like OpenOffice will keep Apple alive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Projects like OpenOffice will make the PC irrelevent as a platform

      Yep, why would I want a choice between dozens of Mobo's, CPU's, PSU's, etc. all competing based on performance, price and features when I can be locked into a single hardware choice that costs 2x as much??

      As long as Apple is using proprietary hardware with no competition they will never gain significant market share because the price/performance ratio just isn't there.

      When MacOS-x86 is released it will then, and only then, get even a second look from many people.

    5. Re:Projects like OpenOffice will keep Apple alive by StarTux · · Score: 1

      "If anything Apple's star is getting brighter. I'm writing this from a box running OSX and I've used Linux for 4 years off and on. I recently used KDE 3.1 and RedHat 8.0 which anyone with a basic sense of reality knows are now for all intents and purposes the vanguard of Linux in the mainstream. KDE 3.1 can't hold a candle to OSX on the desktop. RPM and RedCarpet are jokes compared to Apple's updater. Java on Linux compared to OSX? Puhlease! Almost every UNIX geek I know locally now uses or plans to use OSX as their main OS. There is something irresistable about being able to run GCC in one window and WC3 in another. The nerds that think that blackbox, windowmaker and afterstep are real desktops aren't on Apple's radars and they shouldn't be. They're a waste of time for a company that makes a real desktop platform.

      Linux desktop developers should quite frankly give up and ask the OpenBeOS team how they can help if they really want a good OSS desktop. Linux isn't faster than either OS X or WinXP on the desktop and only BeOS is arguably archetecturally superior to all of the above. All too often I've found that the only people who really think that Linux or BSD is the universal hammer fit for every nail mankind encounters are people whose boxes are running Mandrake, with graphical login and never touch the command line. Don't get me wrong, Linux is great for a lot of things, but it shouldn't even try against OS X. It's a battle Linux will lose before it even gets to the start line."

      You were doing so well without going through this opinionated bullcrap. Not saying that OS X is good, which it is, but its not going to be for everyone. Nothing ever is; So you'd gladly replace a Microsoft monopoly with an Apple one?

      As for the KDE 3.1 and Redhat 8.0, where did you get the RPM's from, there are none listed over on http://www.kde.org

      Finally, without Linux and Apple's previous involvment with mkLinux OS X may not be what it is today, or in the future and this without touching on Apple usage of Safari, which I have now touched upon. Yes Safari is built upon Konqueror, in case you didn't know. So following your example they should just stop independent development on another platform?

      Personnally I prefer KDE 3.1 over OS X, but that is my personal opinion and preference, and yes I use OS X 10.2.3 8 hours a days 5 days a week, I like it but still prefer KDE, even though Konqi has some issues with Javascript at this time.

      StarTux

    6. Re:Projects like OpenOffice will keep Apple alive by anarkhos · · Score: 1

      The problem with your theory is OpenOffice has a horrible, horrid interface.

      If OpenOffice is your example of a Mac app, I might as well use Windows!!!

      --
      >80 column hard wrapped e-mail is not a sign of intelligent
      >life
  84. You're both right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    nt

  85. Re:People wonder why no one reads the National Pos by AndroidCat · · Score: 2, Funny

    And because it doesn't have a girl on page three like the Sun! ;^)

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    One line blog. I hear that they're called Twitters now.
  86. I know why this was written! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because this guy is a moron who can't read a balance sheet.

  87. Out of business SALE by ehiris · · Score: 2, Funny

    Apple computers have droped in price and increased in performance compared to last year.

    It must their going out of business sale. :)

    Wouldn't it be very funny if the whole market would follow the furniture store business model?

  88. Dear Mr. Thompson by jd10131 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'd just like to take a moment to commend you on your outstanding journalistic ability, as displayed in your recent article regarding the future of a beleaguered Apple.

    It seems natural to me that one would come to the conclusion that a beleaguered company was failing because they were having difficulty figuring out how to get their system to work.

    Third party support for Apple's platform is of course, terrible. I mean, just look at Office X! It's clearly a horrible hack-job that Microsoft just tossed together in the middle of the night to shut up those whiney Apple zealots. Never mind those broken implementations of Photoshop, Illustrator, et al.

    I commend your journalistic foresight, for despite the fact that Apple has forecasted a profit in the second quarter -- something pretty rare for this industry right now, they're apparently beleaguered, and going down in flames. The fact that they have become the world's largest provider of UNIX systems certainly tolls the bell for the beleaguered company. Who wants to use technology originally developed in the sixties? Those beleaguered Apple-hippies!

    Your article has been noticed by the community, and it would seem they may not agree with us. They mentioned something about journalists predicting a beleaguered Apple's demise for the last fifteen years of the century past.

    http://apple.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=03/02/2 2/ 152252&mode=nested&tid=107

    I suggest that you switch platforms. I've discovered a far more durable, user friendly, and powerful computing platform. You may find information and an emulator to evaluate it's capabilities at the following URL. Unfortunately, I believe it lacks a thesaurus.

    http://www.speaknspell.co.uk/

    1. Re:Dear Mr. Thompson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haha! If only I had saved my mod points! Good work.

    2. Re:Dear Mr. Thompson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The fact that they have become the world's largest provider of UNIX systems certainly tolls the bell for the beleaguered company."

      Your post was good, but I'd like to nit this. Apple certaintly is not the largest provider of UNIX systems, assuming you're even willing to consider OS X a UNIX. IBM, for instance, is larger, as is HP-Compaq.

  89. Wrong! by quacking+duck · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Now, maybe this guy's an idiot. I don't know. But whether intentionally or not, he's being the best kind of journalist: the one whose articles people actually read.

    Newsflash: National Enquirer and Penthouse both have better journalists than the New York Times!

    A columnist can say whatever he wants, but the best kind of journalist reports the FACTS. Too bad if it doesn't get read by the masses; more often than not the problem lies with the masses that anyway (proof: Joe Millionaire).

  90. better devl box by asv108 · · Score: 1
    My parents paid $2000 for a new Dell PC because they were terrified that a new PowerMac or PowerBook would not have been compatable with my unversity's software requirements. Ironically, my PowerBook G3 which runs at 333mhz is a better development box for my school work than my PC

    How would your mac be a better development box than that PC running Linux?

    1. Re:better devl box by pressman · · Score: 1

      Well, with a Mac you can run Unix, Linux, Windows and Mac OS (9.x and X!). Try doing that on your Dell Red Hat box.

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      Pooty tweet
  91. *sigh* Same old market share myth by FunWithHeadlines · · Score: 2, Informative
    "Apple is a company that controls around 3% of the computer market..."

    sigh OK, he said, drawing a deep breath, let's try this one more time. The 3% figure is derived from a subset of PC pollsters polling PC sales outlets that also may or may not carry some Apple equipment. Of that subset of reality, 3% is quoted back, and journalists run with it ever since, causing PC fanboys to gleefully shout, "You Apple fanatics only got 3% of the market. Talk to the hand!"

    What is reality? Not sure. But let's now add in sales from the Apple retail stores. Oh yeah, let's throw in Apple web sales. Oh, and don't forget that Apple users routinely keep their machines longer than the Windows Users Uh Oh A New Version Came Out and I Have to Upgrade crowd. That's right, if you want to figure market share, you need to figure what is actually out in the marketplace. Not just what was sold from CompUSA that month.

    But I realize this requires imagination and independent thought, and thus most computer journalists are exempt.
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    1. Re:*sigh* Same old market share myth by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      I hear a lot about apple machines lasting longer than PCs. Does anyone know why this is? A brief look at eBay where people are buying macs 50% slower than the latest model for 20% less of the price of a new one convinces me that there must be at least some truth in it.

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    2. Re:*sigh* Same old market share myth by jbolden · · Score: 1

      While I agree the derivation of the 3% figure is pretty weak its consistent with other measures like web server request counts and CPU sales figures. OTOH its important to remember:

      1) Apple's margins are much larger. So as a percentage of PC hardware profits Apple is still about 10%

      2) Apples tend to be more expensive and have larger software sales associated with them. So as a percentage of sales volume apple is still well over 5%.

  92. I have 10 digits for you beginning with a $ by eggboard · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Thanks for the great laugh. Apple has $4.2 billion (4,200,000,000 = 10 digits) in cash and cash instruments. They have about $400M in obligations. They also own a big piece of Akamai, still have ARM Holding stock, and have small holdings in many other firms which may still result in something more than their minimal early investments.

    If you take the last few recession years, Apple has, overall not lost money, even though they've had small profits some quarters and small losses others. Even during the time they were investing heavily in research and development.

    So how long does it takes a company with four billion dollars and no losses to go out of business? My calculator can't figure it out, but I'm off to use iMovie and Safari and iSync and AppleWorks and figure it out.

    --
    Freelance tech journalist for the Economist, MIT Technology Review, Macworld, and others
    1. Re:I have 10 digits for you beginning with a $ by Theaetetus · · Score: 2, Funny
      ... still have ARM Holding stock...

      So that's why they say that Apple users are people that need to be hand-held through their computer experience! ;)

      -T

    2. Re:I have 10 digits for you beginning with a $ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They also own a big piece of Akamai

      now wonder Akamai is shitting the bed...

  93. second verse same as the first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Obviously he's still using OS 9.

    "$CURRENT_VERSION is perfect: fast, and doesn't have any bugs, unlike $PREVIOUS_VERSION which crashed a lot. It helps if you have $TWICE_RECOMMENDED_RAM installed. Of course he can't use $CURRENT_VERSION with $YEAR_OLD_HARDWARE; what does he want, a free lunch? Sheesh!"

    Apple's had its ups and downs since 1984, but that has never changed.

    1. Re:second verse same as the first by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 1

      Of course he can't use $CURRENT_VERSION with $YEAR_OLD_HARDWARE

      $CURRENT_VERSION = "10.2.4";
      $YEAR_OLD_HARDWARE = "circa 1999 blueberry iBook with 300 MHz G3 and 192 MB of RAM";

      That's my setup, pal. Works great. My expectations were low, low, but I was pleasantly surprised to find that Jaguar runs really well on 3-1/2-year-old kit.

      --

      I write in my journal
  94. What is then? by Galvatron · · Score: 1

    Maybe stock price? One of the things I find most amusing is how the stock always crashes within 6 months of a stock split. I guess I'm just a little bitter, since I bought in back in the 80's, and I STILL haven't made a profit...

    --
    "The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than that of whether a submarine can swim" -EWD
  95. You Don't read at -1?... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You mean that you don't read at -1 when Modding? I read at 0 most of the time even when I am not modding....

  96. Games may not be it's strong point but... by JudgeFurious · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My experience in my first year of Apple ownership is that if the games any good it makes it to the Mac eventually. Maybe it's because I'm older (37) now and don't care about getting the game the day it comes out. Maybe it's because I'm playing fewer games altogether than I did ten years ago. Maybe it's the stack of crap Windows games I have sitting next to the much smaller stack of Windows games I actually still play and enjoy.

    Whatever the reason I'm thinking that for every "good" game that hits the PC first and then the Mac sometime later there are a hundred lousy games I don't have to sort through to find the better ones. Lousy games that are packaged well with great art on the box and a bought and paid for kick butt review in some magazine but nevertheless still lousy games.

    I don't miss them. The Windows crowd can do my beta testing for me. I'll buy the ones that pass muster and actually work.

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    1. Re:Games may not be it's strong point but... by JDWTopGuy · · Score: 1

      I'm not a big gamer, but I do own a mac (read my user bio for specs) and I mainly play one 3D game: 4x4 Evolution 2. It runs just fine. When I go read about PC users' experiences, they often have glitches in the graphics. Maybe it's just because macs have good OpenGL? I dunno.

      I should also note that there are good mac-only 3D (and 2D) games out there, some of them shareware.

      Here, check Aspyr for game ports, and Pangea for original games.

      --
      Ron Paul 2012
  97. Versatility of OS X by Daytona955i · · Score: 3, Informative

    I personally like the versatility of OS X...
    I like the way it is based on UNIX (BSD) so that the *NIX gurus can use it comfortably, especially now with the addition of xfree86 with a quartz window manager.

    The integration of the smb protocol allows easy integration into a windows environment. (or a *NIX environment running samba)

    The programs are easy to use and the GUI is nice. The filemanager is certainly better than any GUI filemanager in *NIX that I've seen.

    I've had many windows users ask me for help installing drivers that conflict with other drivers. While the mac typically doesn't work well with older hardware it usually works well with new things.

    I got a powerbook G4 and I love it, it runs OS X well (not slow) and when I got a digital camera, I just plugged it into one of the USB ports, iPhoto opened, I hit the import button and it downloaded all my pictures.

    However when I got a new scanner, the software that came with it was confusing and a little buggy. An update fixed most of the problems but it still isn't as userfriendly as most of the apple programs.

    This has been my only bad experience with hardware/software on the mac so far. I primarily use Linux but I couldn't pass up the powerbook when I looked at laptops. While I wish I had a new one with a better resolution screen and the superdrive, I still like it. I also couldn't pass up getting an ipod as well. Now I wish I waited for the 20gb iPod, I didn't know it was coming and instead got the 4gb one. While iTunes doesn't have the nice skinning support that X11amp (or winamp) has, it's nice and the browse feature is really nice when you have a large collection of music and it integrates well with the iPod.

    I haven't had any problems with the Palm Desktop software though I can't seem to sync it with the iCal program. (Though Palm Desktop works well and easily syncs my Palm 515)
    -Chris

    1. Re:Versatility of OS X by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      While iTunes doesn't have the nice skinning support that X11amp (or winamp) has
      Do you actually see this as a disadvantage? Apple has a set of UI guidelines which, if followed, result in a a consistent look and feel across the entire platform. My experience with skinable apps is that skinning is usually added as an excuse for poor UI design in the first place, and results in a more complicated and less consistent end user experience.
      I use *nix a lot, and use a roughly equal mix of gtk1, gtk2 and qt apps. Each one of these toolkits applies its own theme to the apps. Add on OpenOffice, with its own widget set and the whole thing looks a mess. Windows is traditionally better at this, but looking at the apps I have open now, not one of them actually uses the standard windows widgets (yes, I'm running windows, so expect to be moderated as troll). Not being skinnable, but having a well designed UI to begin with is a point in iTunes' favour, as far as I can see.

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    2. Re:Versatility of OS X by axxackall · · Score: 1
      I primarily use Linux but I couldn't pass up the powerbook when I looked at laptops.

      Same story here. Almost. Same beginig, but with a different end. I've got Gentoo/PPC installed on my Powerbook. Same Gentoo ason my other PCs and PPCs. As a result I've got consistent environment (Gentoo 1.4) across several PC and PPC computers, saving my time (very valuable) on admin efforts. Besides, programming in such environment is just the pleasure.

      Gentoo/PPC runs on that Powerbook faster than OSX. By the way, running MOL for the rest of few Mac (not open sourced) apps is much more stable than attempts to run Linux apps on OSX.

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      Less is more !
    3. Re:Versatility of OS X by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 1

      I haven't had any problems with the Palm Desktop software though I can't seem to sync it with the iCal program.

      Are you using iSync? Setting up iSync to work with a Palm is a little bit draconian, but it's worth it.

      First you have to install Palm Desktop and iSync. (Doesn't matter which you do first.) Then you have to install the iSync Palm package, which installs a new conduit for your HotSync software. Then you have to jump through a couple of tiny hoops-- click here, click there-- and you're ready to go.

      Palm in cradle or connected to USB cable like so, hit the sync button on the Palm, HotSync fires up, then iSync fires up. iSync synchronizes your Address Book addresses on your computer to your Address Book database on your Palm, then syncs your iCal calendar(s) on your computer to your Date Book and To Do databases on your Palm. Works fine.

      Come to think of it, making a Palm work with iSync is just about the most complicated thing the average person might want to do with his Mac, and it's easy if you just follow the page of instructions that comes with iSync.

      (I wonder whether any Palm devices support SyncML, or whatever that synchronization protocol is that iSync and the Bluetooth phones support. It would be a hell of a lot simpler than having to go through HotSync.)

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      I write in my journal
    4. Re:Versatility of OS X by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      saving my time (very valuable)


      Trust me, it isn't.
  98. The top 3 reasons Apple will NEVER cease to exist by adzoox · · Score: 3, Interesting
    1) Cash Reserves vs Equity in Investments - the Cupertino Campus is largely paid for not leased (estimated value 430 million) - cash reserves stand at about 3.5 Billion Dollars - other property/asset equity at close to 2 Billion) - all these stats are availible from the last SEC filing made in January

    2) Intellectual Property and Brand Name recognition - Apple holds a magnitude of patent and liscensing rights. Firewire, Quicktime, FileMaker, PowerBook are just a few NAMES they make substantial money off of just liscensing the name, not to mention royalties they recieve for intellectual/distribution/use/etc. The brand name would ALWAYS exist if even if (doubtful) they ever decided to eliminate the computer hardware biz.

    3) Apple has partners, advocates, millionares, billionares, maybe the largest support base of any company that has ever existed - this base would come to the rescue of Apple if the impossible happened.

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  99. That is a great site... Sybase is quoted... by chris_martin · · Score: 2, Interesting

    10/6/1997 - Sybase's Chief Exec Says Microsoft Faces "Crossroads Crisis" - TechWeb, by Steve Burke (Negative Comments from Dell CEO Michael Dell) Relevant Quote: Faced with a similar question on what he would do if he were acting chief executive Steve Jobs, Dell chief executive Michael Dell said, "I'd shut it down and give the money back to the shareholders."
    Of course now, Sybase has released several OS X products. Super funny.

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    -- Chris Martin, System Administrator
    1. Re:That is a great site... Sybase is quoted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Read that paragraph again- never once does it mention Sybase commenting on Apple. The article was about Sybase's opinion on MS, and the quote was from Michael Dell (who, no shit, isn't fond of Apple). Reading is FUNdamental.

  100. I agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is nothing more correct than whatever this article is about. May god bless your soul, child.
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  101. So much to say... by JoshWurzel · · Score: 1

    I've been using macs for 4 years, and in that time I've had my share of frustrations with hardware and software incompatibilities. My long-used Palm no longer worked in OS X as it did so effortlessly in windows.

    Then I discovered Virtual PC. Suddenly, AutoCAD, Risa2D, MATLAB 6, GRE PowerPrep software, and a host of others were no longer a problem. With OS X, I could run MORE PROGRAMS THAN ANYONE ELSE. I can run Cocoa programs, Carbon programs, Classic programs, UNIX apps that are recompiled for PPC, and almost any windows app that wasn't a 3-D game. Sounds to me like my software selection is better, isn't it? Okay, so I have to pay $200 for a copy of VPC. How much would you pay to be able to run ANY consumer program on your computer, even with a slight performance hit?

    An important thing I've learned as a mac user is how to get along well with what I've got. Its made me a more skilled computer user. When something isn't available for mac, I get online and look for a program that does a similar function. When a company won't write a driver for the mac, I buy a different product. Its not such a big deal, and I usually wind up with a better product by a company that cares enough to support it.

    The reason mac zealots are always saying "there isn't anything you can do with your PC that I can't do with my mac" is because its almost entirely true. I may not be able to use your particular model of MP3 player, or your particular FTP software, or run the first version of SomeNewGame(TM), but I have my iPod, Transmit/Fetch/Interarchy, and the latest console system. And my frame rates don't make me feel like less of a man 8-)

  102. what a whiner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You've got to love a guy that blasts Apple for "lackluster third party" apps, for not "playing well" in the Microsoft world, and then mentions Apples new browser. Hello? The default shipping browser for his shiny new iBook is..... Microsoft's Internet Exploder. My wife, who can be considered a permanent newbie, has had no problems with new iMac, nor her new eMac. Perhaps, it's a [L]user problem.

  103. These people need to be more efficient by kakos · · Score: 1

    They need to combine two or more overused stories into a single one. My person suggestion is:

    Apple is going out of business because of the end of Moore's Law.

    1. Re:These people need to be more efficient by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget about the impending death of the Internet.

  104. Double standards anyone? by infolib · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Slashdot critisizing bad tech journalism? Talk about the speck in your brothers eye! I can't count the number of biased, duped or outright false submissions slipping past the editors during the last months. Makes me wonder about what submissions they reject.

    Honestly, I'm mostly here for the comments. For tech journalism, see El Reg

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    1. Re:Double standards anyone? by aeoo · · Score: 1

      Ahem. You slam slashdot editors. But it is slashdot readers who are slamming this "apple is dying" trash. And it is slashdot readers who always slam the slashdot editors, including you.

      There is no double standard. Just keep in mind that slashdot is not an "Entity" and it doesn't speak with one voice and that slashdot editors != slashdot readers.

    2. Re:Double standards anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't call Slashdot Journalism. That term implies they find a story and write about it. Yeah, The Reg is closer to Journalism, but it's not quite there either. Frankly, I don't think we can say there is any unbiased journalism going on anywhere. Even Slashdot is biased against Windows, etc.

      Slashdot is more of a nice way to flag articles elsewhere and present it in one place where we can then have a bitch fest over them! Common interest items are generally Tech, Linux, OSS, GNU, Apple, Science, Math, Book Reviews, BSD, Etc. Etc. Mostly just Computers and other Geeky stuff.

      Why do I keep coming back? I always find an article of interest on a daily basis, even if it starts a bitch session. Nice overview of public opinion in the comment system. Though I do filter it heavily to get rid of the majority of crap. If I see a bunch of comments under a thread, I'll usually zoom in to see what's hiding under the threshold. You would think the first post junkies would get a new pursuit, but they're just bottom feeders.

    3. Re:Double standards anyone? by infolib · · Score: 1

      I'm not slamming every slashdot user, and especially not you. I like the vibrant debate here. Even the trolls seem nice every now and then ;-)

      I'm slamming the editors. Considering how bad a job they do at filtering biased, dupe or outright false submissions, I think it's ironic that they posted an article on "bad tech journalism".

      Here I'm treating "the editors", not "slashdot" as an entity and I think that's a lot more reasonable. OTOH this article was posted by pudge, editor of the Apple section, and I may have been unfair in lumping him in with the rest of the pack.

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  105. Sun also dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's because Sun was used the week before:
    http://www.pbs.org/cringely/pulpit/pulpit 20030213. html

  106. My Mac doesn't work properly by iJed · · Score: 2, Insightful

    My new iBook won't crash ever, it works perfectly with Microsoft Word and my Palm worked first time I plugged it in. Software support for it also seems to be on the increase. Therefore, due to this "great" journalists help, I have come to the conclusion that my iBook has something seriously wrong with it. Oh well, I'm off to call Apple and get them to break everything for me! :-)

  107. My favorite part by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ... was this statement:

    Unlike competitors Hewlett-Packard Co. or even Dell Computer Corp., Apple relies primarily on personal computer sales, often to graphics and business professionals.

    OK, I buy this for HP because they make a ton of crap from test equipment to computers. But Dell doesn't rely primarily on personal computer sales? Let's see about that...
    According to Dell's 10-k for fiscal year 2002 (page 54 in the PDF version, page 53 here we see the following (total net revenue broken down by product group):

    Desktop computer systems: $ 16,516
    Notebook computers: $8,829
    Enterprise systems: $5,823

    Wow, you're right Robert. Dell doesn't rely on PC sales. And 2+2=5.

  108. Let's not forget Sun is dying too... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In this article Cringely trys to tell Sun how to survive. Without his advice...Sun is doomed...Doomed...DOOMED. Just like Apple.

    http://www.pbs.org/cringely/pulpit/pulpit2003021 3. html

    Oh, and let's not forget Amiga is on it's way back!

  109. Several reasons by ShatteredDream · · Score: 1

    My dorm room was only big enough to fit one full size box and that means that I need a box that can be both a regular desktop and a development machine all in one. I have a few old PCs that I could have used for a development box if I had had more room. I could have installed Debian or RedHat and simply compiled most of the stuff over SSH. I wanted a Mac then and now because for me OSX does everything I could want and I love how Apple is taking OSS and making really cool stuff from it like Safari. Safari is unbelievable. All in all I have to say that Linux would be great for a lot of development, but I do a lot more than write software for my own use and class. Cygwin is really slow in WinXP on my PC (1.7Ghz P4, 256mb of RAM) and no faster than GCC/Make/Autoconfig/etc on my PowerBook G3.

  110. No... by Cranx · · Score: 1

    ...it doesn't remain viable twice as long. The festering wound in your bank account is still throbbing from the last time you bought a mac and it takes twice as long for the pain to subside to where you actually let yourself believe it may be a good idea to buy another one. That and the incident rate of cool, NEW software to appear on the mac is so infrequent that it takes twice as long for something to come along that makes you think you need to upgrade. If it wasn't for this sudden influx of iWhoopdiefrickindoo from Apple, you'd still be on your powermac.

  111. Slashdot Post Rule #1256 by bonch · · Score: 1

    If someone says something beginning or ending with the phrase "if I remember correctly," it is most assuredly false.

  112. Palm problems on Apple: iSync by uncadonna · · Score: 1

    Talk about jumping to conclusions based on limited information. Maybe the Mac Palm desktop is pretty dubious (it's, actually, oddly overcomplicated for a Palm product) because the Palm people got wind of Apple's sync application and didn't bother trying to fix their own .

    Apple is producing interesting hardware package designs, but more to the point, they and various third parties are producing software that I would once have called "great". The word "great" applied to software gates on me somehow... er...

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  113. That damn title... by Bowling+Moses · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ...almost made me spew Dr. Pepper all over my monitor. I'm a PC user. I would've NEVER been caught dead with a crappintosh as recent as two years ago. I mean, you could have had a computer that was: a) faster, b) cheaper, and c) with a more stable OS that d) gave you more control over your own computer that was e) put together with the parts you, not the manufacturer wanted....or you could have a Mac. Microsoft's OS, in my not-so-humble opinion, peaked around about Win 95 OSR2 or a late stable NT4. Windows 98: still waiting on that beta. Windows ME: abomination. Win2000: 5 years later, and it's almost as good as Win95. WinXP: spyware. And then...Apple releases OS X. A stable, usable GUI on top of...my god...A command line on a friggin' MAC! Couple that with a G4 powerbook (yeah its slower than the fastest wintel notebook. But not nearly enough to offset unix vs WinXP) and you've got the best *ever*. If I wasn't a poor student, instead of upgrading my PC two months ago I would've gotten the G4 powerbook. But someday I'll finally escape grad school and I'll be able to afford one--provided Apple doesn't "go out of business" again.

    They better still have the sexy titanium powerbook line...and by then it'll be at least a G6.

  114. Pandas by nagora · · Score: 1
    Apple and giant pandas are very alike: they look nice, people tend to like them even if they don't want to own one, just because people keep saying that they're on the edge of oblivion doen't mean they're not, and both have a lot of dedicated people that will do almost anything to stop them actually becoming extinct.

    TWW

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    "Encyclopedia" is to "Wikipedia" what "Library" is to "Some people at a bus stop"
  115. This long time Linux user... by maynard · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Linux users aren't switching to OS X left and right.

    ...just switched to OS X. Been running primarily Linux on my home desktop since 1994. And I can tell you that in my lab, where I'm in charge of supporting over two hundred Linux desktops, servers, and compute nodes, we're seeing a dramatic transition from Linux to OS X among professors. They just bought me a 1Ghz 17" flat panel iMac in order to integrate OS X into our Kerberos realm and AFS cell, as well as get a chunk of internally supported software running on OS X. In addition I just bought a used 400Mhz G4 desktop for home and am awaiting a 17" Powerbook on order. At home I run what I'm tasked to support at work. That doesn't mean we're planning a wholesale migration from Linux to OS X - there are plenty of grad students and postdocs who prefer an x86 box running Linux for development purposes. And God knows I'd never recommend those Mac blade servers for compute considering the price/performance. We're pretty cost conscious and the PC still wins for compute and as a cheap desktop. So, on the high end I expect we'll be supporting 30-40 Macs for the profs, with another hundred+ or so Linux desktops for the postdocs and grad students over the next year or two. I am very impressed by OS X. I would have never have considered buying a Mac back in the old System 7,8,9 days. MacOS might have been good for Pantone color support, but not for much else. OS X, OTOH, beats NeXTStep - an environment I used to love. Apple's done right by me so they get my money. Simple as that.

    Cheers,
    --Maynard

    1. Re:This long time Linux user... by Stigmata669 · · Score: 1
      They just bought me a 1Ghz 17" flat panel iMac...a used 400Mhz G4 desktop for home and am awaiting a 17" Powerbook on order. ... recommend those Mac blade servers... 30-40 Macs...

      That message brought to you by the 6 Million Dollar Man!

      oh, and, "We're pretty cost conscious"

      Don't get me wrong... I love my Mac, but damn he just listed hardware that i could sell to get me through all four years of college.. well not quite, but still. Apple = $$$

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      Yawn.
    2. Re:This long time Linux user... by NineNine · · Score: 1

      Jesus, things like this make me wish I was an academic. Must be nice to be cushioned from the real world. A bunch of wealthy people and/or wealthy, wasteful academic departments using Macs. Must be nice. Now if you'll excuse me, those of us in the real world have to go find an IDE cable so that we can see if this 1 Gig drive works, because we're out of space.

    3. Re:This long time Linux user... by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 1

      And God knows I'd never recommend those Mac blade servers for compute considering the price/performance.

      1. Apple doesn't make blade servers. They make xServe, which is a one-rack-unit, dual-processor server. Blade servers are entirely different animals.

      2. If you were running BLAST, or another piece of software that was vectorized for your protection, you would be snatching up xServes like they're going out of style.

      I was told something when xServe first came out that I can't confirm, but it comes from a reliable source in the computer media industry, and it sounds plausible to me. Apple built xServe exclusively for Genentech. Genentech committed to buy enough of them to pay for all of Apple's development costs before Apple even started working on it. So every xServe that Apple sells to a customer other than Genentech is kind of like icing on the cake.

      Maybe it's true, maybe it's not; I'm not sure. But it would explain a lot of things.

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    4. Re:This long time Linux user... by rsheridan6 · · Score: 1
      My father was a professor. He was paid rather well, and the university paid for his computers anyway.

      But for those of us who have to be price conscious, the advantages of a free OS on dirt cheap hardware outweigh "it just works and has a pretty orange case" issues.

      *Running Linux on a 1998 era eMachines shitbox since 2002*

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      Don't drop the soap, Tommy!
    5. Re:This long time Linux user... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But for those of us who have to be price conscious, the advantages of a free OS on dirt cheap hardware outweigh "it just works and has a pretty orange case" issues.

      Never priced IT support, have we?

    6. Re:This long time Linux user... by rsheridan6 · · Score: 1
      I've never spent a penny on any kind of IT support.

      My only point is that Apple is for people who are willing and able to shell out cash, and not all Linux users can or will do that.

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    7. Re:This long time Linux user... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you were running BLAST, or another piece of software that was vectorized for your protection, you would be snatching up xServes like they're going out of style.

      We are actually running BLAST on a large scale, and we were really enthusiastic when we first heard of the Apple Benchmarks.

      Then we tried it and found out it was mostly fake. The only case where the Apple/Genetech Altivec version is any faster is with insane word lengths like 50-200; that leads to an extremely low sensitivity which is useless for most purposes.

      The BLAST code is heavily optimized for the default word size of 11, and in this case a 2.8 GHz Pentium running linux is almost twice as fast as an Xserve. I'm sure you could optimize the x86 version for SSE, but it's just not worth the time.

      The Xserve was $4000 with dual CPUs while we got dual 2.8 GHz x86 rackmounts for $2000. Guess what we bought.

      Now, the morale of this story is that Altivec can sure be nice in some special cases, but for 99% of computational science you are way better off with a fast general-purpose CPU.

    8. Re:This long time Linux user... by artur9 · · Score: 1

      Price performance of XServe is supposedly pretty good. Most people forget that the XServe has 1.33GHz G4 versus the 900MHz PIII that is price/size comparable. Or have I heard incorrectly?

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    9. Re:This long time Linux user... by MoneyT · · Score: 1

      Academics have money to waste? HA! Surely you jest. I just listened to the head of our tech departement bitch about how Microsofts latest licensing stuff was going to screw the school out of so much money. And with the next breath he informed us we needed to calculate out the number of PCs we would need to buy to replace the current lab and prep the purchase order. When we asked why if the licensing scheme was going to fuck them over they were still going to buy PCs, we were told because the initial cost is smaller so it looks like we're spending less.

      Trust me, schools don't waste money.

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      T Money
      World Domination with a plastic spoon since 1984
  116. Only on /. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is a fanboi's ranting considered insightful. You _know_ if this were posted by an AC, it would get (rightly) modded down, and considered the sequel to the *BSD is dying series.

    OpenOffice will make Windows irrelevant? Umm, there's already a version of Office for Macs, yet no one wants to use them.

    Mozilla will do nothing to switch people away from Windows - IME, the Windows version isn't any better or worse than the Linux version (I've actually had better luck with the Windows version, but YMMV of course). Anyway, people aren't gonna start using Mozilla and say "Wow! This browser is so good, I think I'll go out and buy a Mac!"

    Mono is like Wine- it's nice for people who are running Linux, but it's not a selling point. It's especially not a selling point for Macs, given that most relevant apps have been ported, and those that haven't (AutoCAD, for instance), have users that are deeply entrenched in x86, and would run slow as shit on PPC anyway.

    "The content cartels and Microsoft as I said, will not be able to justify why the "sharecropper" model of IP ownership is better than the (Classical) Liberal system we currently enjoy where you have a de facto ownership of the IP in your possession."

    This is complete troll nonsense. We currently "enjoy" an anarchistic system that would make our founding fathers cry. IP exists to encourage people to make contributions to the public domain- they get some years of making money, we get new art. Read the China story that was posted recently if you want to see where your ignorant, immature attitude will get us.

    "You can't say "oh I'm sorry" and release a "service pack" for the hardware unless it's something like a ROM that needs patching. Palladium PCs will probably have hardware problems communicating with a wide-variety of peripherals and that will negate the biggest "advantage" PCs have: that you can buy components off the shelf and use them instead of buying from a select few vendors."

    First, Palladium is done in software. Intel's "La Grande" scheme is hardware DRM. Now that you've revealed yourself to be completely ignorant of another subject, I'm wondering where exactly you got the notion that MS would do something that would eliminate their hardware advantage - they have the best track record of backwards compatibility in the business, which is a pretty big contrast from Apple, who works to stop you from using old hardware.

    "Almost every UNIX geek I know locally now uses or plans to use OSX as their main OS. There is something irresistable about being able to run GCC in one window and WC3 in another"

    Almost every UNIX geek I know thinks Mac is fading into obscurity as a computer company. Oh, and both Windows and Linux can run GCC in one window and Warcraft 3 in another- the differences from OS X being that Windows can run an actual variety of games, not being limited to just 6 month old Blizzard games and breakout, and the Linux can actually run GCC with a modicum of speed, and without 5000 unnecessary graphical effects.

    "Linux isn't faster than either OS X or WinXP on the desktop and only BeOS is arguably archetecturally superior to all of the above"

    ROFL. You are so supremely ignorant. How is BeOS "architecturally superior" to those? Hint: "my friend said so" isn't a reason. BTW, OS X and to a lesser degree XP are both slow as shit relative to Linux, unless you're using GNOME or something silly like that. The majority of big business is using Linux for serving, and then the minority uses Windows. I wonder if the XServe has even broken 1%. Know why? Because OS X sucks for speed.

    "Don't get me wrong, Linux is great for a lot of things, but it shouldn't even try against OS X. It's a battle Linux will lose before it even gets to the start line."

    ROFLMAO. I can barely breath. Seriously, this is such fanboy shit. Get a clue before you try to talk about OSs, please.

  117. Yes... by phillymjs · · Score: 1

    It does remain viable twice as long. I make very good money, and I could buy a new Mac anytime I want. The need wasn't there, because my older machine was still doing everything I used it for, which was a lot-- programming, pre-iMovie video capture and editing, image editing, web design. Lots of stuff.

    If I didn't need an OS X capable machine for myself because my clients are migrating to it and I need to learn to efficiently, effectively configure it and deploy it, then my Power Mac would've been fine for even longer. I still have it, I'm going to wipe it and use it as a development station for my home automation system, which runs on an older Power Mac that I bought used for a song, just to run the HA stuff.

    ~Philly

  118. cooked apples? by GldisAter · · Score: 2, Funny

    Stick a fork in 'em -- this Apple is cooked.

    No, this Apple is cooked.

  119. NEIN. YOU FAIL IT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    now jump onto the fuhrer's lap and lets play santa...

  120. Got suck? by bperkins · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's funny that any time apple comes up around here, there are at least 10 separte threads that start up on wheather or not Macs suck. It's always the same thing, over anf over agian. Macs are expenisve, Macs are nice macs are reliable, macs are shite. PCs are unreliable, PCs suck for graphics designers, PCs suck, Macs suck...

    Well, I've got news for you.

    It _all_ sucks.

    Everything.

    Everything sucks. Macs, PC's, Linux, BeOS, Amiga, FreeBSD, NetBSD, Solaris, VMS, CMS, VM/ESA, IRIX, HPUX, TOPS andf MULTIX. C++, C#, C, FORTAN, ALGOL, PASCAL, Perl, Python, Java, Lisp and Prolog. Word, StarOffice, Openoffice, WordPerfect, Latex, Tex, and troff. Emacs, vi, pico, notepad, wordpad and pico.

    It all sucks.

    Athlons, PIIIs, P4's, Alpha, MIPS, SPARC, PowerPC and mainframes. RISC, CISC, VLIW. USB, PCI, AGP, SBUS, ISA, EISA, Firewire, SCSI, IDE, Fiberchannel, Microchannel.

    They are all either overpriced, shoddy, bloated, underperforming, overpowered, hard to use, featureless, poorly designed, poorly executed, shoehorned, mis-marketed, non-compatible, rushed out the door, late or all of the above.

    So stop arguing! It's all the same crap anyway, and they all of the same problems. They're all too expensive because they're all worthless. And they're all hard to use because they're designed and built by morons!

    As far as I'm concerned the last decent piece of technology is the door stop. It's easy to use, always works, inexpenisve, and never gets stolen. And if by some wild chance it's not properly stopping doors, you need only get a heavier one. All this and they come in any variety of colors.

    I bet you get even get one in friggin' translucent blue plastic.

    1. Re:Got suck? by Bu5h · · Score: 1

      You forgot about Microsoft.

    2. Re:Got suck? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bravo!!

    3. Re:Got suck? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AMEN

    4. Re:Got suck? by SirOgre · · Score: 1

      Best.Post.Ever.

    5. Re:Got suck? by catdevnull · · Score: 1

      Very reminiscent of "Every OS Sucks" by Wes Borg of Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie.

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  121. It must be time to buy Apple Stock Again by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

    The more articles like this you see, the more money you will make when Apple gets hot again.

  122. IANAMU (Mac user) but... by ebbomega · · Score: 4, Insightful

    And the iBook doesn't play well with a lot of things that are part of the Microsoft world.

    I really don't want to turn this into an anti-microsoft rant, but here goes.

    The reason that Mac products don't bode well with Microsoft stuff is not because Macs have a problem dealing with Microsoft but because Microsoft has a problem with dealing with everything else.

    Let me give you an example:

    I recently finished a course in Software Engineering. As many of you who actually work in the field of Software Engineering, it's basically teaching you how to cover your tracks whilst your coding. In essence, building a system for a customer, which requires Status reports, estimations, schedules, meetings, prototyping, etc. etc. etc. etc. Basically, a whole bunch of business stuff.

    Now, Our professor wasn't actually a professor but a sessional lecturer who regularily works as a Software Engineer with IBM. Great! No problems there.

    The one thing that bugged us was his preoccupation with Microsoft formats. We were told our coding could be done in any format we wanted to... whatever language we wanted... In the interests of our team (consisting of 3 Windows users, 1 Mac user and 1 Linux user) we decided to develop in Java what with it being cross-platform and everything.

    The catch was all our documents had to be handed in in Word format.

    Now, in most cases, this shouldn't be a problem. The three windows users each had respective versions of Office, the Mac user had Office for Macs, and the Linux user could make do with OpenOffice and just send documents to the others to verify that it looked good on their comps.

    Great, wonderful... no problem whatsoever.

    So we get going into the term, and eventually the assignments (paper-deliverables in the Word format) get more and more complicated and demand more and more of Word's "features" to get the right look.

    About halfway through the semester, the lecturer puts up an example for one of the assignments and says "Go at 'er"

    So we download.

    4 different versions of Office gave 4 completely different looks of the same document. The Mac version was different than Office2k, which was different from Office 7 (I think) which was different from OfficeXP... And apparently this was written in some version of office. The most annoying thing about it was the fact that nobody got a perfect representation of what the lecturer had originally intended. In fact, the closest to what was intended (and still not perfectly accurate) was the OpenOffice version.

    What did we learn from this? Microsoft file formats bite because they don't like communicating with Microsoft products even well. We tried to configure some of our files to look nice despite the Office version, but the only program that would allow anything like that was in fact OpenOffice...

    Now I'm not here to sing the praises of OpenOffice at all... The point I'm trying to make is that saying that a product is bad because it can't interface well with Microsoft products is like saying someone is a bad parent because their kid has down's syndrome.

    Anyways. I'm sure I'll get a bunch of "Typical slashdotter Anti-Microsoft propoganda" flames, but this isn't based out of my pre-biases with Microsoft (of which I have many). This is very simply an experience I've had that was made ten times more difficult than it had to be thanks to Microsoft.

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    1. Re:IANAMU (Mac user) but... by zulux · · Score: 2, Interesting


      The reason that Mac products don't bode well with Microsoft stuff is not because Macs have a problem dealing with Microsoft but because Microsoft has a problem with dealing with everything else.


      Hell! Microcost has a problem with itself!

      You can't Microsoft Windows 95 box to share files with a New Microsoft Pocket PC!

      And both products come from Microsoft!

      Hell Windows 95 isen't even seven years old, and they doen't even suport it.

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    2. Re:IANAMU (Mac user) but... by RzUpAnmsCwrds · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Hell Windows 95 isen't even seven years old, and they doen't even suport it."

      And RedHat still supports their software from 7 years ago?

      How about Apple?

  123. Switch by Bu5h · · Score: 1

    Ubergeek.TV has its own Switch campaign. Makes perfect sense.

  124. Mod parent down as Egg crate! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why is this labeled offtopic, rather than flamebait?

    1. Re:Mod parent down as Egg crate! by Ponty · · Score: 1

      Because it's a fucking good song.

  125. Yet and again MS affilaites FUD factory ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MS would be dilighted if apple died because they will not have to support the OSX platform ...

    Because the ROI of OSX is far less than Windows ;-)

    It is much more interresting to develop for a platform you have control over it and is 90% of the desktop market !

    MS is monopolist and should be split : let's welcome baby-softs ;)

    -SDMJ

  126. Apple is Rumroured to Be Buying Sun by linuxislandsucks · · Score: 1

    Okay people what ahppens to these types of FUD articles when Apple buys Sun?

    Damn those Bad Apples..

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    1. Re:Apple is Rumroured to Be Buying Sun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well that would be quite an interesting development, since Sun was reportedly considering buying Apple just before Jobs came back.

  127. Analysis and rebuttal by 0x0d0a · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The average joe will never understand why he isn't getting a good deal when he spends less than $1000-$1500 on a computer.

    Err...yes, for some things a $1200 computer is insufficient. For other things, it's a very good deal. As a matter of fact, given the continuous and rapid increase in bang/buck, there's a reasonable argument that deviating too strongly from the increasing value curve (i.e. spending a relatively large amount of money on a computer when the value rapidly depreciates) is a bad idea.

    Furthermore, simply because Apple does not cater to low-cost computer buyers (nothing wrong with that -- you don't hear me going after Porche or Rolex) does *not* imply that one cannot purchase a high-end x86 machine. There are very, very many systems builders that will be happy as a claim to throw as much money as you want to into a computer. Want three times as much power as you need, with redundant power supplies? Quad processors? A UPS? Hardware SCSI RAID, Firewire, 8 USB 2.0 ports, a GeForce 4, 2 gigs of RAM? Perhaps large plasma gas or projection display? Enormous speakers? Joysticks that are clones of their fighter-jet originals? Whatever demands you have can pretty much always be met.

    Remember, computer usage is an alternate dimension unto itself where all of the basic economic rules like "you get what you pay for" don't apply. If you want quality hardware, tough luck getting it for less than a few grand off the shelf.

    You know, "inexpensive" does not necessarily imply "shoddy".

    My parents paid $2000 for a new Dell PC because they were terrified that a new PowerMac or PowerBook would not have been compatable with my unversity's software requirements. Ironically, my PowerBook G3 which runs at 333mhz is a better development box for my school work than my PC. I know many geeks that want a Macintosh so badly they can't stand it.

    [shrug] So your parents made a choice that you feel was suboptimal for your situation. That may certainly be true, but it has little bearing on whether the product you want is ideal for everyone else.

    Projects like OpenOffice will make the PC irrelevent as a platform.

    You *do* mean Windows, not "the PC", where I'm assuming that "PC" refers to "x86-based machine", right?

    OpenOffice will help level the playing field. And Microsoft will have to compete more on price, features, and service more than it did, and give up some reliance on "compatibility".

    I don't think that you can simply claim that OS X is the end-all and be all of desktop environments, disregarding Linux, BSD, and yes, even Windows. Apple's always had some good ideas and some completely stupid ideas (stupidity ratio increasing in recent years with many of their UIs (think Quicktime) and Jobs' insistence that people were *still* sufficiently unfamiliar with two-button mice to be allowed to purchase machines equipped with them).

    I predict that OpenOffice, Mono, Java and Mozilla will go a long way toward getting people off the Microsoft plantation.

    I hope so. OTOH, let's break this down:

    OpenOffice is a major jump, and the beginning of a war on features more than comptibility. However, the onus will be on the OpenOffice folks to prevent Microsoft from successfully creating format compatibility issues, which they are *sure* to start doing.

    Mono is a nice idea, but a long, long way away from where Microsoft is. Microsoft purchased some very good languages and compilers people, started design well before everyone else, and has been putting resources into .NET development for much longer than everyone else has been. MS has the jump here, and it will be tough to catch up in both performance and compatibility.

    Java is interesting (and certainly useful against Microsoft in some areas), but has long since turned out to not be what it once was billed as -- a write once run anywhere solution for all applications, including desktop computing. There is a very obvious lack of horizontal-market Java applications, stemming from issues with the Java standard itself, including a lack of templated container classes, and poor performance and memory footprint. Remember that Corel spent a *huge* amount of money porting their suite to Java, and at the end (and I'm *sure* that after that kind of resource expenditure, this was not done without much agonizing consideration) the entire thing was scrapped.

    As for Mozilla -- Mozilla is very nice. It was pushed into a production a bit early, but still a major strike against Microsoft. However, it is *not* the impossible-to-quash piece of software that some other projects are turning out to be. AOL/TW is undergoing a lot of upheaval, and funding and support for Mozilla may not be around forever. Apple has already distanced themselves from the Mozilla project and gone the way of KHTML (the cynic in me wants to think that this necessity was a result of Apple wasting so much memory and so many cycles on the basic UI that they needed to cut corners in the area of their browser).

    What I think will be the watershed moment for Apple's reemergence will be the first major roll-out of Palladium PCs.

    Ridiculous. A lack of Palladium support makes zero difference to the end user in an environment where it exists at all. It can be disabled by the end user. You feel that content will *require* Palladium to be used, and that content distribution companies will be comfortable leaving Palladium-disabled users out of things, perhaps? The same goes for the Mac. If such costs are deemed acceptable by content distribution companies (and Palladium *is* such a crucial issue), then the DRM-less Mac runs precisely the same risk -- of being ignored by said content distribution companies.

    Frankly, I don't think Palladium will ever take off -- that's essentially a placebo to allow Microsoft better political positioning in the lucrative content distribution and management field with a horde of increasingly desperate content distributors. It only takes a single break in a Palladium-enabled system for *all* content distributed up until them to be redistributed in a DRMless manner. x86 architecture hardware has never been designed around being particularly secure. We will, of course, see, but my bets are that Palladium is going to be primarily useful from a political standpoint, not a technological one.

    Microsoft is trying to force users to upgrade both the OS and the hardware, how is that __any__ different from what they say is the biggest problem with buying Apple?

    Well, resource requirements generally increase so much over new releases of Microsoft software that one is required to purchase new hardware anyway. Such is life. A major difference is that Apple charges much more for their hardware than x86 manufacturers.

    Apple doesn't fistfuck its users with concepts like Palladium which are blatantly anti-individual property rights.

    Do tell? Perhaps you'd like to explain the presence of the "Copy Protection" flag that Apple introduced *long* before MS was trying to do DRM. It was unpopular, and fell into disuse -- much as I feel Palladium will (and this is in a world where the company trying to impose DRM controls both the hardware and software platforms).

    My parents are perfect examples of users who "don't care" about technology. I described to them what Palladium is really about and asked them if they'd buy a PC like that to which they replied "Hell no!"

    Did you *really* explain this to them -- that by disabling Palladium, you have (at least from a DRM standpoint) nothing more and nothing less than a Mac? No?

    Those users believe, and rightly so, that it is their God-given right to listen to MP3s that they have...I'll be damned if I'll give Valenti

    Uh, huh. I don't see even the evil-mogul-looking Valenti trying to prevent *anyone* from listening to MP3s that they have. As a matter of fact, Phillips (frequently cited as a "good guy" in the DRM wars) did actually pursue this patch.

    no less than 192kbps VBR.

    Bit of a nitpick, but this makes no sense.

    model of IP ownership is better than the (Classical) Liberal system we currently enjoy where you have a de facto ownership of the IP in your possession.

    I'm sorry? The "classical liberal" system that you're talking about certainly does *not* give you ownership of said IP. Try running off 10,000 copies and selling them on the street tomorrow and see how far you get before getting handcuffed. That's nothing new at all.

    It won't keep aunt sally from getting Outlook worms because crackers are invariably more resourceful than their adversaries at Microsoft.

    Yes, yes. Microsoft is full of hype and deliberately misleading when it comes to DRM. This is nothing at all new. Microsoft does this with *all* of their new products, and has for years. Most software companies do--heck, most *companies* do, though not as much.

    And in all of this there is still one issue where Microsoft just doesn't get it. Hardware can have problems, look at some of the early Pentiums and some of Intel's PIII chipsets. You can't say "oh I'm sorry" and release a "service pack" for the hardware unless it's something like a ROM that needs patching. Palladium PCs will probably have hardware problems communicating with a wide-variety of peripherals and that will negate the biggest "advantage" PCs have: that you can buy components off the shelf and use them instead of buying from a select few vendors.

    I think you've got a few misconceptions. You can certainly use a non-Palladium-aware device in a system and use Palladium -- you just won't be able to use Palladium features with it. [shrug] Same was true for old PCI video cards (couldn't do AGP texturing), old sound cards (couldn't do digital output), old mice (no scrollwheel -- couldn't use scrollwheel features), yadda, yadda, yadda. This applies to every PC component I can think of.

    If anything Apple's star is getting brighter.

    Well...yeah. No kidding. They actually have a modern OS, after six years of false starts. They couldn't *possibly* be worse off than they were.

    I'm writing this from a box running OSX and I've used Linux for 4 years off and on. I recently used KDE 3.1 and RedHat 8.0 which anyone with a basic sense of reality knows are now for all intents and purposes the vanguard of Linux in the mainstream. KDE 3.1 can't hold a candle to OSX on the desktop

    I'm not a tremendous fan of KDE. I do like a few things about OS X, but I really don't see the overwhelming advantages you're claiming. OS X's primary interesting feature is a significant amount of eye candy. While once I was deeply impressed with the HCI strictures Apple laid on their platform, more recent ones (one-button-mice only, Quicktime's interface, etc) are less impressive.

    RPM and RedCarpet are jokes compared to Apple's updater.

    Mmm...Apple's bundle packaging system is kind of interesting, though retrofitting it onto UNIX would be ugly. I personally wouldn't give up RPM, which offers a wider array of analysis and ease of automating tasks, but I can see how many less technically adept users would prefer the simpler UI to their package system Apple exposes. You are certainly right that I'm not a tremendous fan of Red Carpet, but that's a Ximian thing, not a Red Hat thing -- I believe you're thinking of up2date, which sucks very, very much. However, apt for rpm is available (try Freshrpms), and the even better yum is also available. And yum really *is* stupendously good.

    Java on Linux compared to OSX?

    I tend to feel that Apple's rather behind Linux in this field, actually. The best performing of all JRE/JDK implementations that I know of (*including* native code compilers, surprisingly) is IBM's JRE/JDK. This is not available for OS X, though it is freely downloadable for Linux. Cocoa is nice, though, I will give you that.

    Almost every UNIX geek I know locally now uses or plans to use OSX as their main OS.

    [shrug] I know a bunch of UNIX geeks, and none of them are particularly interested in switching to OS X. As a matter of fact, I know very few technically oriented people on OS X (though I certainly expect plenty exist, they aren't present where I live).

    There is something irresistable about being able to run GCC in one window and WC3 in another.

    Oh, for Chrissake. A *Windows* user can do that. That's not much of a metric.

    The nerds that think that blackbox, windowmaker and afterstep are real desktops aren't on Apple's radars and they shouldn't be. They're a waste of time for a company that makes a real desktop platform.

    Uh, huh. Aside from the "what about the actually *mainstream* WMs you left out like metacity and kwin (forget the current KDE WM)" argument, what then is your criteria for a "real desktop platform"? A "genie minimize"?

    Linux desktop developers should quite frankly give up and ask the OpenBeOS team how they can help if they really want a good OSS desktop.

    OpenBeOS is an interesting project. I kind of wish I had been able to play with BeOS at some point. It's also much, much farther away from being competitive than Linux native desktop environments.

    Linux isn't faster than either OS X or WinXP on the desktop

    Okay, now that is just ridiculous. From an application standpoint, and ignoring the fact that OS X generally runs on slower software, no, there is no hard restrictions. However, OS X has the heaviest GUI overhead of the three, in cycles and memory. If you're trying to sell OS X, resource usage is not a stance I'd try taking.

    and only BeOS is arguably archetecturally superior to all of the above.

    Uh, huh. Ignoring the question of exactly *what* the relationship is between "architectural superiority" and "end user appeal", why do you like BeOS so much?

    It's a battle Linux will lose before it even gets to the start line.

    Well, it stands to be interesting, atthethethe least.

    1. Re:Analysis and rebuttal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Whatever demands you have can pretty much always be met. Awesome. What CPU architectures do I have to choose from other then that low-budget i960 wannabe everyone is trying to sell me? I'd like to dual-boot with Windows XP, by the way.

    2. Re:Analysis and rebuttal by bigBlackSabbath · · Score: 1

      I disagree with you. If you check your history, Apple has the jump in this situation - NextStep/Objective C was doing OOP way before Java was a glimmer in Gosling's eye.
      I don't know the history that well, but Objective C (written by Brad Cox) was trying to bring smalltalk like objected oriented functionality to C.

      There are several key elements to Smalltalk. The big one is obviously its object oriented approach. This is at the heart of .net, as well as Java and Objective-C.

      Another one of them is
      portability. Smalltalk uses a runtime environment (similar to the JVM), enabling great portability within applications. Rather then using a virtual machine type environment, NeXT created "fat" binaries which were applications were compiled into a wrapper which contained binaries for SPARC, Motorola, even Intel. Whether or not Intel compatibility is still being maintained as it's rumored (which isn't a huge stretch of the imagination), it has been shown that it can be done.

      At one point Nextstep ran on Sparcs, and there was a close relationship within the Sun community and NeXT. It has been suggested that Java was influenced by NeXTstep, but regardless, they both have the same mission, which is to bring the power of smalltalk to C programmers.

      Microsoft banked on C++ and realized what a nightmare it is to work with as a project grows (personal opinion). If C++ worked so well, they wouldn't have gone back to the drawing board for C# - which is described as very Java like. It is going to take years for .net to mature to the level Java and Cocoa are at, both in terms of the libraries themselves and their respective communities of developers.

      Nextstep/Objective-C has been in some of the highest level production environments (e.g. FBI, CIA, MCI, Dell) for years now.

      Cocoa is more mature then either .net or Java. .Net is in it's infancy while Cocoa is just getting stride. Cocoa went through the equivalent of a "soul" transplant when it lept bodies from Nextstep to OS X. While the roots are very strongly connected, many changes were significant changes were made, including the ability to use cocoa classes in Java as well as Objective-C (in fact, interchangably within a project). Now via the open source community, cocoa is also accesible via python and perl.

      Isn't that supposedly one of .net's big appeals - that it supports many languages? It appears as if Apple, Sun, and Microsoft have taken different paths, but Apple has the talent, the product, and the community to truly take advantage of cocoa and make creative new tools.

      In the end it's not about how many people are using these tools, it's about what is made with them. Tim Berners Lee used NextStep, as did John Carmack at one point, and many other innovative programmers. They made killer apps. NextStep/Cocoa clearly proven to be capable of delivering killer apps.

      Name one killer app written in Java. Or .net.

      Mono is meaningful, but you're right to a degree. GNUStep (the Mono equivalent for Cocoa, but much older) is a good parallel here. What GNUStep does well isn't maintain parity or compatibility with Cocoa, it is in liberating the api's, so Cocoa/Nextstep programs can be compiled and run without those proprietary libraries. The goal is compatibility, but it takes time, and can't be expected to maintain pace with a company putting full-time resources behind their project.

    3. Re:Analysis and rebuttal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are several key elements to Smalltalk. The big one is obviously its object oriented approach. This is at the heart of .net, as well as Java and Objective-C.

      The key goals of Smalltalk was simplicity and pure oject-orientedness. Objective-C inherits neither, and what you call Objective-C (What compiles in GCC) is not even the same language Brad Cox created.
      The key goal of .NET is to provide a language-agnostic platform for writing components, applications, and web services. Its motivation isn't to focus on the concept of the "Object," they've simply continued the long-standing trend of designing their systems with object-oriented principles. Their focus is on component oriented software.

      they both have the same mission, which is to bring the power of smalltalk to C programmers.

      That really isn't Sun's goal at all.
      NeXT's Objective-C also does a fairly poor job of providing Smalltalk to the C programmer.

      Microsoft banked on C++ and realized what a nightmare it is to work with as a project grows (personal opinion). If C++ worked so well, they wouldn't have gone back to the drawing board for C#

      Microsoft has never really used C++. They've always used C++ in a style of C with objects. This is because of adopting the language long before it had finished, and then not wanting to break compatibility.
      This of course is irrelevant. There are a large quantity of large systems that are developed in C++. Far more than there is even Objective-C software.
      Microsoft developed C# as a means of removing the threat of Java, and to make writing language-agnostic components easier. It has nothing to do with C++.

      It is going to take years for .net to mature to the level Java and Cocoa are at, both in terms of the libraries themselves and their respective communities of developers.

      The .NET classes already provide more than OpenStep. There're already more .NET programmers than OpenStep programmers.

      including the ability to use cocoa classes in Java as well as Objective-C

      They created a binding to OpenStep for Java. In no small part because Objective C has long-been a dead language. This isn't particularly novel, we've been writing bindings to every library for every programming language since the dawn of man. It doesn't really address .NET.

      but Apple has the talent, the product, and the community to truly take advantage of cocoa and make creative new tools.

      Like what?

      In the end it's not about how many people are using these tools, it's about what is made with them. Tim Berners Lee used NextStep, as did John Carmack at one point, and many other innovative programmers. They made killer apps. NextStep/Cocoa clearly proven to be capable of delivering killer apps.

      Like what? Objective-C's message dispatch is slow. You don't see any Objective C in Doom. www wasn't written in Objective C. What major piece of software uses OpenStep
      The adoption of OpenStep on the Mac has even been slow.

      Name one killer app written in Java. Or .net.

      Name one written in Objective C.

      Mono is meaningful, but you're right to a degree. GNUStep (the Mono equivalent for Cocoa, but much older) is a good parallel here.

      GNUStep doesn't address even part of what Mono does. OpenStep is not comparable to .NET, GNUStep is not comparable to Mono. There is no one-to-one mapping here.

      What GNUStep does well isn't maintain parity or compatibility with Cocoa,

      The purpose of GNUStep is to implement OpenStep. Not to chase after Apple. GNUStep was trying to resurrect NeXT's work long before NeXT tookover Apple.

      but it takes time, and can't be expected to maintain pace with a company putting full-time resources behind their project.

      For the most part, no one cares. That's why GNUStep has developed slowly over the years. OpenStep and Objective C have a fairly small following in the Unix world. Software and design evolves, and people would rather develop the future than reimplement the crufty past.

    4. Re:Analysis and rebuttal by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      I disagree with you. If you check your history, Apple has the jump in this situation - NextStep/Objective C was doing OOP way before Java was a glimmer in Gosling's eye.
      I don't know the history that well, but Objective C (written by Brad Cox) was trying to bring smalltalk like objected oriented functionality to C.


      This really doesn't relate to what I was talking about. I said that Mono wasn't going to be running neck and neck with Microsoft's .NET implementation for some time, which made Mono not a solution to .NET-implemented software, which is where Microsoft is pushing very hard to get everyone moving.

      I have not used SmallTalk, but it's irrelevant to the discussion. It's not used en masse on the desktop, which means it cannot be a tool used to move people out of the MS camp. This is the same issue I mentioned with Java (and even *that* is used more than SmallTalk). The point I was arguing was that Java and Mono are not (currently) enough to break an MS hold on the desktop. SmallTalk is even less so. I really don't care about the technical merits of any of them, at least so far as this discussion goes.

    5. Re:Analysis and rebuttal by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      The i960 is an embedded processor that doesn't do IA32. You can't boot Windows XP on it.

      It depends on what OS you want to run. Alpha is dead, so if you want to run Windows XP, you're going to need IA32 compatibility. Crusoe, Athlon, Duron, Pentium IV, Celeron, Xenon, and C3 are all useable lines of IA32 chips with quite different characteristics.

      Apple offers only the G3 and the G4.

      Frankly, I don't see why you'd *care* how many architectures there are -- I don't know anyone whose sole demand is wanting to run an oddball architecture, but whatever.

    6. Re:Analysis and rebuttal by bigBlackSabbath · · Score: 1

      You don't get it.

      What I pointed out was what mono will most likely do well is the same GNUStep does well, and that is open up the API's so they can be used in open source projects. Open source projects obviously don't mature overnight.

      Ideally what this will do is not replace the commercial implementaion (.net or cocoa) but rather give developers access to these api's freely and openly, so that ideally they can take advantage of them.

      The issue is what is making .net relevant? What is .net is trying to do? Enable people to write software in a different, object oriented way. People will only have a need to use .net enabled software when such software exists, does something meaningful, and works well.

      This is not the case right now. Sure, Microsoft is pushing the tools, but you know damned well people aren't writing for .net as much as win32, and that's what they're going to continue to do in order to maintain Microsoft's legendary (and necessary) backwards compatibility.

      SmallTalk is relevant because it is where most of the good aspects of .net are heavily drawn from. The issue between Java and .net isn't about who has it installed - it's about who's writing the next killer application and what it runs on.

      If somebody creates something totally unique and new tomorrow, and it runs on Java or Cocoa, it doesn't matter who has it now or not, they will get what they need to run this killer application.

      Look at the world wide web. Suddenly, most homes in America are networked to at least some degree. People bought modems. People bought routers. People bought NIC's. They bought what they needed to enable this killer application which is the world wide web.

      The next killer application will do the same thing. People will go out and download and/or buy whatever they need to use it. I guess the idea is SmallTalk makes development really intuitive, and many great killer applications have come out of this background.

      Believe it or not, but SmallTalk *is* alive and well, it's just not being used to write web browsers, games, or word processors, which is what most *home* users do. Most *home* users only do that because that's all their computer does well because that's all the good software that's available to them.

      When new software comes out for the home user that does new things, and their old computer which handled all their old tasks fine can't handle this new application, that's when they'll buy a new computer. That's why this is relevant. That is why Microsoft is doing .net, because they want to make sure these programs are using their libraries (although their real target is the enterprise/server market).

      The goals behind .net and SmallTalk are very similar, and perhaps familiarizing yourself with SmallTalk would give you a better perspective on OOP (object oriented programming) in general. Obviously it's not just a coincidence, and whether or not you agree with (or understand) the "technical merits" .net, you must recognize Microsoft things important enough to create a whole new language and set of api's to ultimately replace win32. That's no small task.

    7. Re:Analysis and rebuttal by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      You don't get it.

      I certainly don't.

      What I pointed out was what mono will most likely do well is the same GNUStep does well, and that is open up the API's so they can be used in open source projects. Open source projects obviously don't mature overnight.

      Again, this is *not* what I was talking about. Libraries to write cross-platform apps are all over the place. There is no lack of those, nor do we need more to stop the Microsoft hegemon.

      The problem is whether the most commonly *used* APIs are available across platforms. Nothing else really matters from a compatibility standpoint. OpenGL is an excellent API. It's available *everywhere*. I can write an OpenGL app and compile it wherever I want.

      However, it doesn't really *play* a huge role in making the masses of games out there available for Linux and Mac OS, because Direct3d is far more commonly used. So you can have the amazing cross-platform FooBarBaz VM and language, and it means zilch as long as everyone is using Microsoft's own APIs.

      Ideally what this will do is not replace the commercial implementaion (.net or cocoa) but rather give developers access to these api's freely and openly, so that ideally they can take advantage of them.

      Furthermore, having "open access" to an API is not a problem. You can run out and look up the Win32 API to your heart's content. The problem is having libraries *implementing* that API available.

      The issue is what is making .net relevant? What is .net is trying to do? Enable people to write software in a different, object oriented way. People will only have a need to use .net enabled software when such software exists, does something meaningful, and works well.

      No, that is *not* the issue. There are *scads* of ways to write object oriented code. There is no lack of ways to do so in a cross platform manner.

      This is not the case right now. Sure, Microsoft is pushing the tools, but you know damned well people aren't writing for .net as much as win32, and that's what they're going to continue to do in order to maintain Microsoft's legendary (and necessary) backwards compatibility.

      Not last time I was going through win32. Microsoft is pushing *hard* to move developers to .NET. New functionality is not infrequently being exposed *only* though .NET.

      SmallTalk is relevant because it is where most of the good aspects of .net are heavily drawn from. The issue between Java and .net isn't about who has it installed - it's about who's writing the next killer application and what it runs on.

      Fine. It certainly is not fucking running on SmallTalk. There are SmallTalk implementations for Linux. You know what? I still *don't use a single program written in SmallTalk because almost no one codes for it*.

      The problem is that you're trying to make the argument that "SmallTalk is a good environment" or "A lot of modern features originated with SmallTalk" or "People *could* write cross-platform code for SmallTalk". And this has *zero* to do with my post, which has entirely to do with cross-platform compatibility in *commonly used* languages/VMs.

    8. Re:Analysis and rebuttal by bigBlackSabbath · · Score: 1

      No - you don't get it. I'm not arguing about SmallTalk being good, modern features originated with SmallTalk, or people writing cross platform code in SmallTalk. I'm suggesting that SmallTalk like object oriented functionality crossed with C is the common thread between Cocoa/Nextstep, Java, and C#/.net AND that Cocoa has the greatest lead time (where you suggested Microsoft), and Microsoft is late in the game. .Net and C# were started well after Java and C# is often described as a Java "clone".

      It's not about capturing the games audience - that is gone and was never anything outside windows or consoles. It's about creating new types of programs and making it easier to write networked applications (among other things).

      The idea is about creating new types of applications. Extending what computers do, and for that, it is not about having maximum portability/compatibility, it's about having well developed, useful classes. SmallTalk and good OOP certainly facilitates writing certain types of programs. But the programs live or die by the quality of their libraries. How mature is .net? As mature as win32? As mature as Cocoa?

      It's not the portability, it's about useful classes that work well. There has to be more to computers then email, word processing, browsing, kazaa, and games. Good classes make it easier to make good programs. Good programs sell computers.

      Half of Java's problems are some of the classes really need to be redone (I'm still using 1.3.1, so I can't comment about 1.4). Cocoa's classes are very mature. They certainly make writing certain types of applications very easy. If that facilitates or enables new types of applications (not just porting existing applications), that

      And I never said being able to research an api - I said have as to have access to it (suggesting the source, ambiguously I admit).

    9. Re:Analysis and rebuttal by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      Argh! Okay, let's review my original post:


      Java is interesting (and certainly useful against Microsoft in some areas), but has long since turned out to not be what it once was billed as -- a write once run anywhere solution for all applications, including desktop computing. There is a very obvious lack of horizontal-market Java applications, stemming from issues with the Java standard itself, including a lack of templated container classes, and poor performance and memory footprint. Remember that Corel spent a *huge* amount of money porting their suite to Java, and at the end (and I'm *sure* that after that kind of resource expenditure, this was not done without much agonizing consideration) the entire thing was scrapped.


      Okay, now what I said, paraphrased, is that "Java is not a universal desktop software environment." STOP. That was my point. Java is not enough to get people off of Windows because it's not used enough. Then, by way of explanation, I wrote that (paraphrased) "this was because of poor performance".

      It's *entirely* irrelevant to my argument whether SmallTalk gives better peformance. Or a better structure. Or whether it's more mature. SmallTalk has been around for decades, and it is not widely used for the apps that are keeping people stuck on Windows. Yes, if everyone suddenly started using SmallTalk (in a portable way, so no changes involved to build for another platform) for major desktop apps, it could nail MS. It *doesn't*, however.

  128. How about this? by Wheaty18 · · Score: 2, Funny

    iBankrupt

  129. Profitability is EVERYTHING by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But the way the market translates this is how well Apple's market share is doing in relation to the entire computing industry.

    For example... Apple may never loose a customer... and theoretically gain several, and yet loose "marketshare" numbers if PC desktops happen to grow faster than Mac desktops.

    It may not necesserally be that Apple is loosing users of their platform, but that PC desktops are growing faster.

    In either scenario, I don't believe marketshare reports from any company as all of them have proven at one time or another that they are willing to shift numbers in any direction in an effort to favor the company's best interests that sponsered the survey.

    Coincidentally, it has been proven time and time again that Microsoft has funded several research studies that dramatically contradicted studies by others.

    You don't supose that it would be in Microsoft's best interests to show that Apple is loosing marketshare do you?

    I'm sure they would prefer that there continue to be a group of individuals that hold the misguided belief that Apple doesn't pose a legitimate threat to Microsoft's dominance.

    To think that Apple is anything LESS than at the TOP of a short list of companies which Microsoft keeps on its largest paranoia radar screen would of course be asinine.

    The parent post had it correct when stating that its all about profitability... not marketshare.

    People only consider marketshare to be a significant factor in the PC business because the PC can only compete on price as there is nothing that one PC manufacturer can do to diferentiate its wares from another... other than price.

    Hence the reason why so many PC manufacturers accept less than 1% margins and have to make the difference on volume.

    Profitability is EVERYTHING... and only Apple and Dell have been repeatedly profitable for the last few quarters. Dell because it sells the most despite their extremely low markins...

    and Apple because they're THAT good.

  130. clunky as in not consistent with the Apple desktop by DABANSHEE · · Score: 1

    Moz was design to appear identical, no matter what platform its in. Now I don't mind that as I'm a multi-booter. But most people are fixed in a certain graphical enviroment & they like their apps to be consistent to that platform.

    Look at the way Opera traditionally used a MDI in Windows & Linux, but not in MacOS & BeOS. That was because MDI's not consistent with the Mac platform or the the BeOS platform.

    Where as, as Moz was designed to appear exactly the same, no matter what platform its on, its basically not really consistent with other programs on its compatible OSes. Well except for Linux which Moz's graphical enviriment seems to be designed for.

  131. Re:Mercurial by jcr · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, I've seen Steve around the Apple campus from time to time, and I've never noticed any wings on his sandals.

    -jcr

    --
    The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
  132. You read the National Post?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You deserve what you get, then.

  133. Correction by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

    ignoring the fact that OS X generally runs on slower software,

    That should be "slower hardware".

  134. If ibooks are so great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why can't I listen to mp3's with the lid closed?

    1. Re:If ibooks are so great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because iBooks are sleeping when the cover is closed.

  135. Correction by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

    Excuse me. I neglected to mention BSD.

  136. Hate to do it, but I gotta agree with Robert by brett720 · · Score: 1

    I have been secretly hoping Apple would somehow find a way to climb back up, but all they are doing is barely holding on. I know I will get flames about how much money they have in reserves, graphic houses still use them, Jobs is god...blah blah blah, but that doesnt matter. Apple doesnt make business sense anymore, they are not doing it better anymore, and they sure as hell are not doing it cheaper. Period! Anything an Apple can do, a lower cost PC can do just as well, if not better...even the almighty Photoshop runs the same. Apple WAS a great company...just let it fade away. The '78 AMC Pacer you drive is neato too, its comfortable, and it still gets you around town, but AMC let it fade away let Apple do the same. Apple R.I.P. (hehe let the flames begin)

    1. Re:Hate to do it, but I gotta agree with Robert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Brett, you took the words right out of my mouth. I've been tracking Apple's financial situation very closely for the last couple of years. As an investor, I can tell you Apple stock is toxic. All the danger signs are there. Apple is a financial disaster waiting to happen. At the moment, Apple's finances are held together with spit, string, and bubble gum. The phrase "smoke and mirrors" comes to mind.

    2. Re:Hate to do it, but I gotta agree with Robert by MacDaffy · · Score: 1
      Apple's finances are held together with spit, string, and bubble gum. The phrase "smoke and mirrors" comes to mind.

      Apple has around four billion dollars cash in the bank; that's a lot of spit, string and bubble gum. If they began losing a quarter of a billion bucks a quarter right now, they'd be dead in...what...four years?

      Apple's finances were "smoke and mirrors" under the regime of Gil Amelio, but CFO Fred Andersen has done an exemplary job since he was put in charge. The company is lean--extremely lean. The new operating system allows them to make a variety of decisions about platform (I believe that they'll directly challenge Microsoft in the x86 space as well as offer the new Power5 chip from IBM--nothing says that it HAS to be either or, and Microsoft seems to be doing well selling software). The antitrust climate ties Microsoft's hands vis-a-vis competition with Apple.

      Finally, Apple's innovations in technology and design have driven the industry since its inception and continues to do so to this day (FireWire, no floppy, Rendevous, hardware appearance, USB, etc.).

      They're in an excellent position to weather this tough economy and to expand market share if and when things look up...in much better shape than Gateway and the other box-builders trying to get by in the commoditized climate created by Dell.

      And that's the fact, Jack!
    3. Re:Hate to do it, but I gotta agree with Robert by brett720 · · Score: 1

      I will reiterate this one more time....just because a company has money in reserve, no matter what the amount, does not mean it makes good business sense to keep the doors open. No matter how you slice it, Apple is on its way out. I will admit it has take longer than expected, but it just does not make good business sense to charge more $$ for a box that does no more than a PC or does it any better. Period. Cool colors just are not cutting it anymore. As for innovations in technology...I would say Apple has had a large part in it, but NOT driven it. Lets take a look: FIREWIRE - was supposed to be the innovation of the decade in the 90s..I would hardly call it that seeing that its used mostly for digital cameras to take pics of the grandchildren. NO FLOPPY - Having no floppy in a computer is hardly an innovation..plus Apple was actually criticized by many Mac owners for that decision. RENDEZVOUS - What exactly is so innovative about Rendevous? Doesnt do anything that my wireless 802.11 network of PCs doesnt do. HARDWARE APPEARANCE - same question, whats so innovative about this? USB - Apple did NOT invent nor innovate USB..it was a collaberation of Compaq, Digital, IBM, Intel, Microsoft, NEC and Northern Telecom. And I had PC USB devices the same time Apple was selling them (apple was twice the price for same items of course) And to say they are in an excellent position to weather this tough economy is a very silly statement, what proof do you have of this. On the contrary, you may wanna do some research on thier current situation...not only is the stock price $15..but they have been moved from a BUY position to the low end of HOLD nearing SELL and are getting between 0%-20% analyst ratings now (see http://www.nasdaq.com for that info). Not only is Apple in the same boat as alot of tech companies that are not looking good on wallstreet, but they are charging more $$ for a box that does no more that a PC or does it any better. No offense but you may wanna do a little homework, especially on the innovations section ie. USB, and financial positioning. Time to let Apple fade away...

    4. Re:Hate to do it, but I gotta agree with Robert by MacDaffy · · Score: 1

      * I didn't say Apple invented USB. But USB didn't take off until Apple adopted it for iMac in 1997. USB 2.0 was mounted by Intel as an answer to FireWire (competition driving innovation resulting in better products).

      * FireWire -- your characterization of it as "...used mostly for digital cameras to take pics of the grandchildren" is just contentious and ignorant. Apple didn't win a technical Emmy for inventing a mere snapshot vehicle.

      * Dell has just made the floppy optional almost six years after Apple took the lead. You may not call it innovation, but the handwriting has been on the wall for a long time and Apple put it there.

      * Hardware Design: companies are copying innovations Apple has made in tower and laptop styling. PC laptops are consistently six-to-nine months behind Apple designs. That's something you can look up yourself. Besides, name one other hardware company that's doing as much vis-a-vis design. Apple innovated inclusion of 802.11b in every machine long before PC manufacturers did it. And it's STILL easier to configure.

      * What proof do I have of their ability to weather this economic crisis? As I said, the company has no fat on it. It's not wasting ANY money and has been in this lean mode for over a year. But it still employs some of the most talented people in the industry and spends money to support technologies it deems important. It has consistently high margins. It is one of the few companies in position to take advantage of the business climate now that Microsoft has lost its antitrust suit. Its stores are making money and they're still on track to open more. Besides, what proof do you have for YOUR prognostication? Apple was founded in 1975 and I've been an active participant in the community for the past fifteen years. More authoritative sources than you have been saying that Apple wouldn't survive in all that time and they've been wrong. Apple has been "dying" for almost thirty years now. The burden of proof is on you.

      * Price -- You keep saying that Apple is "charging more $$ for a box that does no more tha(n) a PC or does it any better." That is your opinion. Not fact. An old-style iMac is a good value at $799. Show me a PC-based laptop that's a better buy than a $999 iBook. New and old Macs consistently hold their resale value at a MUCH higher rate than PC's. And they run Mac OS X. There's a myriad of issues I don't have to worry about because I use Macintosh (viruses, registry corruption, "trusted computing," spyware, parasites, etc.). That's worth something to me, even if it means nothing to you.

      Finally, if you're going to discuss the issue, discuss it. The condescending tone ("...you may wanna do a little homework...) is particularly unseemly in the face of your own shoddy tactics. You paraphrased NASDAQ's information about the stock. You left out the optimistic analysis at the end of it. And you betray an ingrained ignorance about the platform that makes an informative discussion difficult. If you can't do better, don't bother. You have no idea who you're talking to...

    5. Re:Hate to do it, but I gotta agree with Robert by afantee · · Score: 1

      >> RENDEZVOUS - What exactly is so innovative about Rendevous? Doesnt do anything that my wireless 802.11 network of PCs doesnt do.

      You haven't got the faintest idea. Rendezvous is about network devices self configuring themselves and discovering each other. Explain to me how the hell your 802.11 network can do that.

    6. Re:Hate to do it, but I gotta agree with Robert by brett720 · · Score: 1

      You haven't got the faintest idea. Rendezvous is about network devices self configuring themselves and discovering each other. Explain to me how the hell your 802.11 network can do that.
      My network is aware of all other network devices...hmmm few little things like Plug&Play, WINS, and DHCP...do a little homework outside your imac.

    7. Re:Hate to do it, but I gotta agree with Robert by brett720 · · Score: 1
      * USB - Your statement regarding USB "taking off" because of Apple is just plain incorrect and I guess its just a matter of your opinion that Apple somehow innovated something that a group of other companies actually innovated. Stick to your words of INNOVATION.

      * FireWire - If you really base real technology off a tech emmy..hehe then I shall end that one right there. LOL

      * Floppy - Your little "handwriting on the wall" comment is a weak rebuttal...I guess you basically agreed with me on that one. Losing the floppy was not an INNOVATION.

      * Hardware - Alot of companies have copied some cute little case designs and such...but dont even try to tell me Apple doesnt copy...there wouldnt be an Apple and a GUI if they didnt copy (a little company called XEROX is a perfect example of that - once again do homework buddy). And as for easier to configure 802.11...why do Apple people think these things are so hard on a PC...they self discover and configure..and god forbid there is a click or two, just like the Apple.

      *Finance - Just like money reserves, a company having "no fat" does not make it viable. They can hire whatever talented people, spend what they want (since they still have money NOW) but that doesnt mean its making good business sense. And dont make me laugh about the antitrust, Bill Gates got a "get out of jail free" card. Are you honestly gonna tell me you think Apple can gain any ground from what happened with that? Oh dont make me laugh. Apple has been "dying" for 30 years. Actually your figure of 30 is quite exaggerated, but it definitely has been dying for the last 10 years, just a slow death. Believe me if Microsoft didnt need them around to help out with antitrust (which if you think Microsoft TRUELY lost..then you dont see how corrupt government really is), then the doors would have been closed years ago. Todays business climate is night and day from 10 or 15 years ago. Apple will not be able to hold on with its little cult in todays business world. So yes it has been dying for many years...like cancer, but its just about to close its eyes and go to tech heaven.

      * Price - No it is fact. First you can get a PC that is more powerful than an "old-style" iMac for way less than your $799 value quoted. Next, there are plenty of laptops that are just as powerful as a $999 iBook for same or less price...quite a few new ones on the market right now. Take a look on ebay...old Macs arent holding value like they did 5 years ago. And I work with a very large organization of thousands of PCs and hundreds of Macs....and the Macs have just as many software and hardware problems, native and 3rd party...so Im not buying the part about viruses (which Mac has too, just not as abundant)...and problems.

      *Ending Comments - Not shoddy tactics, facts. And it was not a condescending tone, you do need to do some homework. NASDAQ....exactly what optimistic analysis are you talking about, and from what major wallstreet Guru are you speaking of?? And look at the stock trends and volumes.. I betrayed nothing, rebutted your opinions with fact, im sorry you were not happy about that. I did do better, which is why I rebutted. "You have no idea who you're talking to..." this part made me laugh out loud...as if that should scare me or as if you are Steve "rotten fruit" Jobs. I neither fear nor care who you are in real life, but I did enjoy rebutting your rather weak inaccuracies and opinions with facts..thanks MacDaffy! ;)

    8. Re:Hate to do it, but I gotta agree with Robert by afantee · · Score: 1

      >> My network is aware of all other network devices...hmmm few little things like Plug&Play, WINS, and DHCP...do a little homework outside your imac. You are talking rubish.

  137. Palm doesn't work with OSX ??? What about XP? by JEndahl · · Score: 1

    Hmmm, wonder if he's ever tried to set up Palm's software with XP. It's far from automatic. Check http://www.infoworld.com/article/02/06/21/020624op winman_1.html

    1. Re:Palm doesn't work with OSX ??? What about XP? by brett720 · · Score: 1

      I had no problem...couple clicks and all was working perfectly.

    2. Re:Palm doesn't work with OSX ??? What about XP? by JEndahl · · Score: 1

      I can say the same with OSX...the point is, a main complaint he had was "it didn't work", implying it works everytime on Windoze. Of course, it would have taken him work to determine that there are issues with the XP drivers and Palm as well.

  138. They're still around? by Bakaneko · · Score: 1

    What? You're telling me Apple is still in business?!? I wonder if I can get them to fix the Apple 2e I have in the garage.

    1. Re:They're still around? by Znonymous+Coward · · Score: 1

      I wonder how big of a douche bag you are... Since you never come of moms basement, I guess we will never know.

      --

      Karma: The shiznight, mostly because I am the Drizzle.

  139. Re:Why do people use APPLE computers. They're $$$$ by brett720 · · Score: 1

    Good point..I am yet to hear a valid reason to use an Apple over a PC other than it looks cool. I really have been very open to legitimate reasons to spend more money for a machine that does not do more than a PC or do it better.

  140. Think about this... by CaptMonkeyDLuffy · · Score: 1

    Look at what you just said. They're losing a quarter million a year. They have four billion.

    At this rate it takes four years to lose a million. Four thousand to lose a billion. Sixteen thousand to lose four billion.

    Frankly, if Apple is only losing a quarter of a million dollars while the economy is in the crapper, while sitting on four billion dollars, then I think it is pretty safe to say they don't have that much to worry about.

    1. Re:Think about this... by Spazntwich · · Score: 1

      Typo. I meant a quarter billion. Which equates to 4 years.

    2. Re:Think about this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nooo. I think you'l find if you ever finish that remedial math course, that it equates to 16 years. Where do you people come from?

    3. Re:Think about this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Keep trying. 17+ years. Math IS tough.

    4. Re:Think about this... by klez23 · · Score: 1
      Typo. I meant a quarter billion. Which equates to 4 years.

      Um, no, that equates to 16 years. This is FOUR billion, not one. Generally the economy picks up again sooner than 16 years.

    5. Re:Think about this... by Spazntwich · · Score: 1

      While technically you are correct and I've said nothing right in this entire discussion, the article is old to the point that nobody is even going to notice.

      Technically, we both lose.

  141. LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    May we suggest "Apple: Proudly going out of business for 25 years.

    We need a 'Very Funny' rating :)

  142. Ok! I offer my services as a fan! by iamacat · · Score: 1
    If someone gets me the contact information of this guy, I will fix his iBook problems for free, as long as he publishes a correction. His screen freezes sound like either a hardware problem or a bad case of running OS 9. Personally, I saw my last one on a WinXP desktop before ditching it a few months ago. Palm desktop is probably just an old version, and then there is also iSync to play with.

    I am sure people have bad experiences with any hardware and software platforms in existance. But I don't think his experiences are typical for recent versions of OSX. While slashdot users are expected to post based on a single personal experience, I expect more from articles in newspapers and journals.

  143. Apple is dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    D - E - A - D

    Subject says it all.

    1. Re:Apple is DYING by catdevnull · · Score: 1

      Well...I don't think the "arithmetic" necessarily means business failure as it does business down-size. There are alot more companies out there with questionable margins that will fail in the recession economy. Apple has plenty of bucks in the bank--enough to make it through this economic winter.
      Besides--one reason Apple will probably always be around is because of "zealots" who are also paying customers.
      Apple may shrink in size a bit, but even a market share of 20,000,000 users is a significant source of revenue for a company to thrive--even if they're not the gigantic corporation they used to be.
      I think your idea of a "business failure" is based upon short term ideologies. Apple, like many companies, rides on a waxing and waning sine wave of profits, sales, stock value, market share, etc.
      Considering their present longevity that has persevered through several bear markets, I find it astonishing that so many people predict Apple's death every time there is a dip in their business revenues or maket share.
      ...well, that's my $.02 on it.

      --

      I might know what I'm talkin' about, but then again, this is Slashdot...
  144. Consider The Source by ablair · · Score: 4, Interesting

    As a fairly non-political news junkie in Canada, I can say that the National Post has been factually erroneous (eg. here) more often than any other paper I've ever read here, has never declared a profit since it's conception, is declining in circulation (used to be #3 nationally), and this is all probably resulting from the fact that their news & editorial pieces are generally out of touch with the opinions of most Canadians. Near-xenophobic opinions on refugees & immigrants, (see here and here, for example), as well as intolerant & exclusionary views on the issue of Quebec are all examples of this.

    I wouldn't be too worried about yet another jump-to-conclusions inflammatory article from someone at the National Post.

    1. Re:Consider The Source by CashCarSTAR · · Score: 1

      Just so you non-canucks know what we are talking about, the National Post is nothing more than a right-wing propaganda rag. Of course it is not going to make money, they charge what..55 cents for it? And that is a national distribution?

      Mind you..I don't think this article is TOO much of a troll. I think the underlying message is that Apple is writing checks that they can't cash. "It just works"..well..we all know computers. What about when it doesn't? And sometimes things are going to happen when you talk about the junction of an OS and 3rd party software in a propriatary enviroment. It isn't really Apple's fault to be honest, but they put an impossible to meet expectation on their machinery and software. (Which may be good but has certain problems)

      It is the same thing as with the X-Box. The hardware might be great, but the system as a whole is lacking. New gamers see the MS name, think it is great (I know..I know..) and jump on board. What have you had? Halo? What else? A bunch of ports, and a lot of disappointment. MS is writing checks that they can't cash....and unfortunatly the whole video game industry is to suffer.

    2. Re:Consider The Source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      the National Post is nothing more than a right-wing propaganda rag
      Yep, you said it. The main editor of the Fiancial Post (the business section of the National Post) is now former columnist Diane Francis, one of the most controversial writers amongst anyone outside of the extreme right. She has managed to alienate francophones ( http://www.vigile.net/ds-societe/index-racisme-fra ncis.html ), immigrants & minorities ( http://www.amazon.ca/exec/obidos/ASIN/1552635325/r ef=pd_sim_dp_1/702-5088918-9354461 ) and just about everyone else with her far-right views, despite being an immigrant from the US herself. I think it's fits pretty well that this controversial poster-child for extreme groups saw no problem in letting though a deliberately inflammatory article such as this. She's done well by writing many such articles herself.
  145. Apple's not the only one that gets the heat by smagruder · · Score: 2, Informative

    One of the most successful software development firms in history, Borland, was supposed to die multiple times over the past decade. And it's still here, producing incredible development tools.

    --
    Steve Magruder, Metro Foodist
  146. Growth is important for stock price to go up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What you say would make partial sense if Apple paid out dividends. Then, an investor would be willing to keep his money locked up in Apple.

    Currently stock price appreciation is the only way to unlock value from one's ownership of a company's stock.

    Stock price depends heavily on growth prospects.

    Losing/Steady market share in a steady market means growth is reversing/slowing.

    Hence market share is indirectly important for the company and its investors.

    If Apple's share price doesn't grow fast enough, ppl will move that money into other stocks.

    Low stock price == easy takeover.

    Takeover == Apple dead.

    1. Re:Growth is important for stock price to go up by JanneM · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And as important for Apple, the niche market Apple has has been slowly eroding. New customers didn't appear at a high enough rate to compensate for those that disappeared. So growing into new markets is not al luxury for them - it's a necessity, both to get customers in new markets, but also because the perception of growth is necessary to keep the customers in their current niche.

      --
      Trust the Computer. The Computer is your friend.
  147. Will build computers for food by t0ny · · Score: 0, Troll

    I guess its time for Steve Jobs to go begging Bill Gates for another handout.

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    Manipulate the moderator system! Mod someone as "overrated" today.

  148. Oops, reply was meant to great-grandparent [n/t] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    no text

  149. Kill the stupid BMW web designer! by afantee · · Score: 1

    The BMW site requires Windows IE 5+ or Netscape 6+ for no particular reason, and is rendered perfectly by Safari when I press the stop loading button well before the silly JavaScript browser and OS detection kick in.

    What sort of idiot would design a web site like this? The guy should be sued by or killed.

    1. Re:Kill the stupid BMW web designer! by JDWTopGuy · · Score: 4, Funny

      I agree! Buy me a BMW and I'll run over him. I would use my Mercedes-Benz, but the police are holding it.

      -Clara Harris

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    2. Re:Kill the stupid BMW web designer! by ZorinLynx · · Score: 1

      Not only is the browser detection horribly broken, but they charge $20 for a single *DAY* for access! And $200 for a month! At those rates, you'd think they can hire a webmaster that has a clue.

      Kind of sad that the company doesn't offer the people who buy their product (at an already premium site) free access to technical information about their vehicle.

      Makes me want to avoid BMW in the future...

    3. Re:Kill the stupid BMW web designer! by Bloodmoon1 · · Score: 1

      And don't forget the irony here. By most accounts, BMW has about 2% of the automotive market share, while Apple probably has around 5% of the computer market. Essentially, BMW is locking out a company twice as big as them (in their respective markets), basically saying they are to minor of a company to support.

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  150. My reply to Robert Thompson... by Whatchamacallit · · Score: 1

    The following is my reply to Robert Thompson here's his email address rthompson@nationalpost.com and here's the websites address financechannel@canada.com, feedback@canada.com, letters@nationalpost.com, and fpletters@nationalpost.com

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    On Thursday, February 20, 2003 the Canada.com website published "Apple can't recall Jobs to fix company this time" it just hit http://slashdot.org/ on Saturday February 22, @02:02PM. Guaranteed you will be flooded with email!

    First of all your article is full of flaws and misinformation. I am actually amazed that you are able to publish such drivel without checking the facts!

    "Apple, once a dominant force in the personal computer arena, appears to have no influence on the market and the only people still using its computers are masochists who apparently don't want access to much of the latest software."

    This statement is really wrong! Apple still is a dominant force in the industry. They make other companies like Dell or Gateway look really bad. The fact that Microsoft is running a new Switch Campaign and Gateway ran those Profile T.V. ads slamming the iMac prove it. Apples a threat and Apples a leader with which to respect and to train their radar on.

    "I have spent the last few years toiling on an old PowerMac, a clunky ancient machine that was slow and unreliable. But newspapers are hesitant to buy new computers, so I continued to churn out stories on the unpredictable machine. I suppose at the time it was purchased, my beleaguered PowerMac was cutting edge, but in today's terms it was more powerful as a paperweight than a computer."

    Try that with a PC buddy! If you've had it prior to the Internet then it would be a paperweight if it was a PC. The fact that you were able to run the PowerMac so long and really get your money's worth is a tribute to Apple!

    "First of all, my iBook didn't like the software I needed to run my Palm M515. Crashes and screen seizures were regular occurrences."

    What are you talking about? I've got a Palm Vx but I'm running the exact same software you are and I have had ZERO PROBLEMS! I can even HotSync it over infrared! Sure I had to convert the cradle from serial to USB but that's accomplished with an adaptor. Heck, I even sync it with the new iSync software (still uses the Palm HotSync software though). I've not even heard of people having problems with any of the Palms on the Mac.

    "third party manufacturers have stopped caring about Mac users"

    Another falsehood my friend. Intuit just ported QuickBooks and Quicken to the Mac recently. There has been a great many third parties porting to the Mac. Corel, Microsoft, Intuit, etc. Besides why not run VirtualPC to run a couple of Windows software packages if you really need it.

    "The problem with lacklustre third party development has prompted Apple to create its own browser, which it calls Safari."

    Not true again... Apple wrote Safari to integrate it with iLife and other future Office based applications like Keynote. Safari is not that important it's the developers API that goes along with it that's important. i.e. it's going to be very easy to write an application for OS X and include the rendering abilities of Safari embedded inside the application. Virtually no code needed to do just that!

    "Of course all of these technological issues have led to business issues for Apple. Unlike competitors Hewlett-Packard Co. or even Dell Computer Corp., Apple relies primarily on personal computer sales, often to graphics and business professionals."

    Besides Dell, Apple was the only other computer manufacturer to actually break even last year! HP merged with Compaq who previously merged with DEC. If you know anything about DEC, you would slamming HP right now. DEC was evil, it's people were so incredibly screwed up it would have gone out of business had it not been for Compaq to buy them out. Compaq is fairly screwed up internally as well. I know people who either worked for Compaq or DEC and some of whom now work for HP. The only reason they are still around is because businesses haven't figured out how screwed they will be when they sign the next contract. Apples not in the same market as HP, not yet anyway. The next generation XServe could change all that however (new processors are on the way wether they are IBM Power4, Power5, or AMD/Intel has yet to be seen).

    "In its latest numbers released in January for its fiscal first quarter of 2003, revenue fell from a year earlier and all of the company's major computer lines saw diminished numbers. PowerMac sales were down 20%, while iBook sales fell 8%."

    No kidding now go look at the rest of the computer industry! This is not news! They all are hurting but Apples doing better than most, except for Dell.

    "The last time Apple was in this state, it brought back co-founder Steve Jobs to fix its issues. He fostered the development of the iMac and secured a US$150-million investment from Microsoft. But there aren't any new iMacs in Apple's future and Microsoft, bolstered by its victory over the U.S. Department of Justice, is clearly not going to help the beleaguered computer maker this time."

    Uh wrong again Robert! Apple was much worse off then right now! They have billions in the bank. They've purchased several media software companies and they are spending a whole lot in R&D.

    "So what have you got left? Apple is a company that controls around 3% of the computer market, has recently undergone a restructuring and is slowly fading into nothingness."

    Sigh... Robert Robert what am I going to do with you... Market share doesn't mean squat! As long as they turn a profit they can survive, which they will when all the computer users realize that the last time they bought new was around 1998 due to the Y2K scare. Maybe if more lame Mac users like you actually purchased a new computer every 3-5 years they wouldn't be hurting so bad. Guess who's upholding Apple on hardware sales right now? Unix users are switching to the platform in DROVES! I can't go to a Unix or Internet trade show without seeing a whole lot of Apple laptops in tow! Best damn Unix laptop ever made!

    "Stick a fork in 'em -- this Apple is cooked."

    No Robert, that's Apple Pie! Mmmmmm!!! Apple has been proving twits like you wrong for so long it's not funny!

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    I really wanted to tell him to stick his head into a link to goatse.cx but thought better of it!

    1. Re:My reply to Robert Thompson... by afantee · · Score: 1

      What a great reply. Apple must be doing something right to get this kind of loyalty.

      Everyone knows that Mac users are smarter, richer, more articulate, and passionate about their platform. But what people don't realize is that the passion comes from experiences and has nothing to do with GNU type ideological reasons.

  151. 4% Market share is a good thing. by jellomizer · · Score: 1

    The problem is that you are comparing yourself aganst microsoft who is a monoply in the area. 95% market share is the exception. There are other companies that are verry sucessfull that have a lot less of market share. If they are making a million dollars and the company size supports a million dollars it is doing well.

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  152. In a related story... by sharrestom · · Score: 3, Funny

    Turkey today stated that it was willing to support Microsoft's attack on Linux and Mac OSX, and sign on as a switcher, but due to the expected loss in productivity they will experience, they would need $26 Billion up front. Microsoft, in a fit of rage, "this is extortion", stated that they will find another country, if the current offer of $40 Billion in MS software products is not excepted. Officials familiar with Turkey's parliament state that the cash bargaining position is in reality a move to force Microsoft to part with large numbers of Xboxes. Sources further state that they believe that these will be dumped on the Kurdish population in Northern Iraq, with a note that if they allow Turkish control, that these will be replaced later with PS2's. Parliament is expected to vote on Microsoft's offer Tuesday.

    1. Re:In a related story... by Rand+Race · · Score: 1

      Oh come now, Microsoft may well be evil but they are highly competent. Unlike the evil incompetents running the US's foreign policy, MS would never so blithely place their love spuds into such a vice.

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  153. Neat Mac OS X trick... by otis+wildflower · · Score: 1

    .. running screensavers in the root window.. Particularly the Atlantis OpenGL screensaver port.. Wow your friends and cow-orkers.. Just don't run snood or anything else intensive while you're doing so..

  154. How IDC calculate Market Share by Queer+Boy · · Score: 1
    Unless IDC has changed hwo they do it:
    IDC calculates how many new computers a company ships (ships, not sells) and adds that to how many copies of an operating system is sold.

    Lots of companies don't report any of that information because either a) they don't care about what IDC says, or b) their customers don't care about what IDC says. Look up your favourite computer/software company to verify this.

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  155. -1 Flamebait by stand · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This article is the journalistic equivalent of flamebait. Pay no heed.

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  156. http://www.funpic.de/details.php?image_id=3074 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    they've been sayin that forever.

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  157. Flamebait by Chess+Cardigan · · Score: 1

    Maybe the public is realizing you can get a very formidible windows based computer ...

    Now there's an oxymoron if I've ever heard one. This has got to be a troll.

    1. Re:Flamebait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do you mean troll? The guy is speaking the truth: Window is a very formidible enviroment to work in. All you have to do is try to write an report in Word to know how formidible it is to get the thing to not auto-uncorrect you to know how formidible it can be.

  158. short selling his stock by jlechem · · Score: 1

    He's probably trying to short sell some apple stock he has borrowed.

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  159. Musicians and Apple by twoallbeefpatties · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If there's one group of people that would be especially sad to see Apple's demise, it's the music industry. Due to stability and management of multimedia, the vast majority of composers, producers, engineers, film scorers, and even wannabe dj's tend to choose Apple OS over anything else. Two of the most popular music sequencing programs - Mark of the Unicorn's Digital Performer and eMagic's Logic - are Mac-only. If you ever catch a live electronic band in action with laptops, chances are those laptops have a big blue piece of fruit on the front of them.

    The big news about the music world this year is OS X, which included MIDI drivers built into the computer's capacity so that the consumer doesn't need to play with the bulky OMS (Open MIDI System) freeware commonly used by most programs. New MIDI-run synthesizers can be created with OS X in mind to optimize compatibility with sequencing programs. On the one hand, every company who wants to produce music software for the Mac has had to rewrite their best software to take advantage of this fact, but now that most of this software is coming out and running smoothly, most users are extremely pleased with the update. And Apple has solidified their support for the musician by purchasing the aforementioned eMagic, a company that makes several unique and useful products for the musician. Logic was one of the first major music programs to have an OS X upgrade produced.

    The professional music world is a fairly small market in comparison to the standard consumer world that the PC dominates, but its a professional world that relies on Apple almost exclusively. There's gonna be a major outcry if Apple really starts going under.

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    1. Re:Musicians and Apple by Theaetetus · · Score: 1
      Being a musician, I wholeheartedly agree with this - additionally ProTools has always been more stable (though that's not saying too much) on the Mac side than on the PC side.

      Addtionally, don't count out video people and Apple - most them are Mac users, too... And diehard fans since Final Cut Pro came out, taking all the capabilities of a $20k Avid and putting them in a $999 program. And FCP2 rocks. Kicks Premiere's ass, too.

      -T

    2. Re:Musicians and Apple by illumin8 · · Score: 1

      While I agree with most of what you just said, I have to comment that Emagic Logic Audio is definitely NOT mac only. It has been available for Windows for quite some time now, and seems to have the same features on both platforms.

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    3. Re:Musicians and Apple by twoallbeefpatties · · Score: 1

      In the past, Logic has been on PC, but apparently you didn't hear that eMagic was purchased by Apple. You may still find an older copy with similar features, but Logic is PC no more.

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    4. Re:Musicians and Apple by illumin8 · · Score: 1

      Wow, I just checked and you are right. Logic Audio 5 was the last version for PC. Logic Audio 6 is only mac... It's hard to believe that Emagic left the Windows market so fast after being acquired by Apple... I guess Cubase is now the only decent MIDI/Audio package for PC.

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    5. Re:Musicians and Apple by twoallbeefpatties · · Score: 1

      Isn't Sonar (Cakewalk) PC only? I haven't seen that, but I've heard it's supposed to be halfway decent. Still, doesn't have nearly as much popularity as the others.

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    6. Re:Musicians and Apple by illumin8 · · Score: 1

      Yes, Sonar/Cakewalk is Windows only. I've tried several versions of it and I always thought it sucked. It's mostly a low-end hobbyist type package trying to masquerade as a high-end studio package.

      My favorite package right now is Cubase VST with Reason 2.0 and shitloads of soft-synths. I don't have a Mac yet, but I can dream... I think I might pick up one of those new 17" Powerbooks pretty soon. My main reason for not getting a Mac was that they didn't support DDR memory. That reason is no longer valid, and with OS X they are looking better and better.

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  160. Twice as long? by fmaxwell · · Score: 1

    The public are mostly morons and since when have they ever done anything but look for the absolute cheapest of [product]? Quality and longevity are of little or no concern.

    I can think of plenty of examples. Look at sales of Mercedes Benz cars, Calphalon cookware, Henckel knives, G. Loomis fishing rods, and Maytag dishwashers -- just to name a few.

    They don't realize that while the Mac costs twice as much, it also remains a viable computer twice as long (or longer)

    The Mac starts out underperforming its Intel architecture rivals and only falls further behind as technology marches on. Mac users, by and large, seem willing to tolerate a sluggishness that would drive me mad.

    I got more than six years out of the last brand new desktop Mac

    And it would have been outperformed by a six year old Intel-architecture PC. Macs don't magically get faster as the years go by. They start out slower than their contemporary PC counterparts and they end up slower.

    Mac users tend to hold on to their computers longer because replacing them is such an expensive proposition. If I was looking at a huge investment to replace my PC, then I guess I would replace it less often, too.

    1. Re:Twice as long? by afantee · · Score: 1

      Can you Wintel people ever stop talking about performance? There are more important factors like the overall quality of the system and the productivity of the user. After all, what's the point of a 3GHz machine that keeps crashing or idles most of the time?

    2. Re:Twice as long? by fmaxwell · · Score: 1

      Can you Wintel people ever stop talking about performance?

      No. It's key to what a computer does and often determines when a machine needs to be retired. Look how many Macs have had to be upgraded because they were too slow for OS-X. Also, I'm not a "Wintel" person. I'm a computer professional who has probably programmed more different microprocessors than you've heard of. So don't try to write off my opinion as some form of bias.

      There are more important factors like the overall quality of the system and the productivity of the user.

      A user who's waiting for his system to complete the application of a Photoshop filter isn't productive. Taking twice as long (or more) to convert a DVD to SVCD is not productive. Apple markets their product line to graphics professionals, a group that has a greater need for CPU performance than many others, while providing them with CPUs that cannot keep up with a $70 AMD CPU for floating point.

      Let's look at some other factors which affect user productivity. How productive is a user if they can't go to a local store and buy the software that they need? How productive is a user who has to settle on a sub-standard package because the size of the Mac market means that the money is not there to support the R&D necessary to make it competitive with the Windows offerings. Not being able to read the CD-ROM that your business associate sent to you does not make you productive.

      After all, what's the point of a 3GHz machine that keeps crashing or idles most of the time?

      If the 3ghz machine keeps crashing, you need to fix it. Windows XP and 2000 can run for weeks if not months, at a time without rebooting. While your comment about stability would have had some validity in the Windows 9x days, it no longer does.

      As to the machine idling, that's a good thing. That it can redraw the screen in a blink of an eye or smoothly drag windows around and then idle means that the UI is crisp and responsive.

    3. Re:Twice as long? by afantee · · Score: 1

      I am not saying the performance doesn't matter, it just isn't the only factor and often not even the main one to consider for most users any more.

      I have been a C++ and Java programmer on Unix and Windows for more than 10 years, now I program, browse, play music, design graphics, edit photos and video all on a $999 700 MHz iBook which feels faster than a Sony Vaio with twice the clock rate.

      >> Let's look at some other factors which affect user productivity. How productive is a user if they can't go to a local store and buy the software that they need? How productive is a user who has to settle on a sub-standard package because the size of the Mac market means that the money is not there to support the R&D necessary to make it competitive with the Windows offerings.

      Mac OS X comes with much more cool and useful software out of the box than Windows. Everything I ever care to use is either available for Mac and often works better than the Windows version or there are Mac alternatives. You more have more third rate junks and have to worry about virus and worms on a daily basis, but we have the best and a clean environment, so I don't envy you at all. And we don't need dozens of installers and deinstallers and registry editors and disk utilities and virus checkers, which are either built-in or unnecessary. Thanks to its Unix root, Mac OS X is much more compatible with industry standards and the open source community than any versions of Windoze, so nowadays I more likely to get free or shareware than to buy commercial software. Although Windows still has more market share, but it is the odd technology which doesn't play well with the rest of the world, so the tide is turning against MS.

      >> As to the machine idling, that's a good thing. That it can redraw the screen in a blink of an eye or smoothly drag windows around and then idle means that the UI is crisp and responsive.

      In fact, with Quartz Extreme, my iBook handle transparency, antialiasing, windows dragging and screen updating much more smoothly than a much more expensive 16" 2.6 MHz P4 Sony Vaio I was playing the other day.

      Ever heard "GHz when you don't need it"? Your P4 may happily idle at 3 GHz, but the built-in thermal control will quietly slow down the chip to avoid overheating when the processor is actively used - what a waste of energy. And a Wintel laptop will never run at full speed when not plugged in, so the battery can last a little longer. But still, you would be lucky if you get 2 hours usage, while an iBook can last 4+ hours.

    4. Re:Twice as long? by fmaxwell · · Score: 1

      Mac OS X comes with much more cool and useful software out of the box than Windows.

      Agreed. The majority of software that comes with Windows is of limited value. But I'm buying an OS. I really don't want my money paying developers to produce slick programs for graphicsn or HTML editing when the programs will still be substandard when compared to standalone commercial packages.

      Ever heard "GHz when you don't need it"? Your P4 may happily idle at 3 GHz, but the built-in thermal control will quietly slow down the chip to avoid overheating when the processor is actively used - what a waste of energy.

      I don't have a P4 (I have an AMD in my primary PC), but the P4 thermal control only kicks in when a chip is not properly cooled. On a system with adequate cooling, it never happens.

      And a Wintel laptop will never run at full speed when not plugged in, so the battery can last a little longer. But still, you would be lucky if you get 2 hours usage, while an iBook can last 4+ hours.

      That is untrue. I have an HP 1.6ghz Celeron-based laptop from HP. The battery life is about 3.5hours and the clock speed is identical regardless of whether the unit is plugged in or running off of battery.

      I believe that the laptops you are referring to are those using desktop chips. There was quite a bit about this some months back and it was (rightly) treated as a scandal.

    5. Re:Twice as long? by Blondie-Wan · · Score: 1
      Mac users tend to hold on to their computers longer because replacing them is such an expensive proposition. If I was looking at a huge investment to replace my PC, then I guess I would replace it less often, too.

      Actually, Mac users tend to hold on to their computers for reasons having nothing to do with the expense of upgrading; a lot of Mac users become attached their machines, and don't want to give them up even after they get newer, faster ones. Some of them even collect computers; can you imagine looking for older, slower PCs after you already have a perfectly good, reasonably new one? It happens all the time in the Mac world. I have a number of friends who hoard Macs; one of them has accumulated a slew of ancient "toaster"-style Macs *since* getting a G4 two years ago. Altogether, I think she has something like 15 Macs; she also has a couple PCs which she needs for work, but doesn't care about them nearly as much. Multiple other friends of mine have scads of Macs - more than they could ever possibly have any true need for - and continue to acquire more. I myself have three Macs (when I presently have any use for just one), and I'd have more if I weren't an impoverished grad student in a tiny studio apartment. I've seen this pattern over and over again, both with people I known for years, people I know *of*, random strangers I've met, etc. A couple years ago, I surveyed a small group of randomly-selected students about their computers for a class I was taking, and all but one were PC users (most running various versions of Windows, but one used BSD); the sole Mac person I interviewed had five Macs, while none of the PC users had more than three computers, and most had only one.

      No, I'm not saying *all* (or even most) Mac people exhibit this kind of hoarding behavior (I'm sure the majority don't), but it does clearly illustrate there's a lot more to the tendency of many Mac people to keep their machines longer than PC people do than simply the inability to afford newer computers.

  161. Apple's market share: by roman_mir · · Score: 4, Funny

    Various sources show Apple's market share to deviate between
    2.8% market share and
    and 10%

    Now, let us analyze these numbers in order to form an educated opinion on the matter.
    http://www.macobserver.com/article/2003/01/19.1.sh tml tells us that Apple shipped
    roughly 1.5 million computers. Let us realistically look at this number.
    Assume
    that 1.5 million computers were shipped to 1.5 million unique customers, so there are
    at least 1.5 million Apple customers for the year 2002.

    The truth is, the way technical progress is going, most customers upgrade their computers
    at least twice a year, so now we only have 500,000 unique customers. However, if you
    spend some time on the apple use groups, you will realize that out of 7000 people registered
    in those groups, four out of five users only pretend to be Apple users for the coolness factor.
    So, applying the same logic, gives us 100,000 true Apple users out of 500,000. The number of shipped
    computers does not reflect the simple reality, that about 20% of all bought computers are
    returned back to the company, so that makes 80,000 unique customers left. The people who buy
    Apple computers and actually use them is even lower. Only about 70% of all bought computers are
    put to some real use, which leaves us with 56000 customers. Out of 56000 50% are constantly stoned,
    you can confirm this with the Switch testimonials from the Apple site, just look at their faces,
    listen to what they have to say.... Ellen Feis, need I say more?
    28000 sober users is still a
    large number, Apple should be proud of the numbers of their true followers. Of-course, you have to
    take into account that about a third of all Apple computers are sold outside of the USA, which
    makes it impossible to say anything reliable about the customers outside of the country, so lets just
    discard these, and this leaves us with a healthy 20000 customer user base. About half of all
    computers are connected to the web, which makes them the true computer users (the rest are superficial
    and do not deserve our time) so 10000 still sound pretty darn good for a company named after a fruit.

    About 10% of all Apple users leave in Texas and 10% in Utah, and since we do not consider these
    people to be civilized enough to use anything more complicated than a toaster, let's only focus on
    the true, sober 8000 power users. Out of these 8000 customers about 20% has switched to Microsoft
    products after success that MS displayed with their innovative and pattented UnSwitch compain.
    So
    we still have 6400 users. In general, Apple users to be very vocal in expressing their opinions, which
    puts their already fragile health in strenuous conditions, such that they seem to have a
    disproportionaly high number of heart attacks and strokes when compared to the general population.
    So, out of the surviving 400 users (which is still a great user base and a market share) 50% are
    female, and seriously, seriously, can females be considered computer users? I mean they must do
    something with the computers they bought, probably most females bought their Apples as gifts and
    decoration items.
    Out of the remaining 200 men, US-Statistics Office reports, 120 were charged with
    criminal offences of varying gravity, 40 were found to be linked to Al-Qaeda and a group of 12 were
    last seen four months ago going North.
    28 people left to account for. I personally know 20 Apple
    users, out of which I consider 10 to be total A-holes, so they don't count.
    18 rock-solid, head-strong
    Apple followers, of-course from this number we have to exclude the blacks, the atheists, the homos,
    the vegetarians.
    This leaves us with 1 user. We have identified this truly great, unique individual
    who, on his tremendously powerful sholders carries gigantic burden of sustaining profitability of this
    money making machine, who some of us love to hate and the rest call Apple corporation.
    We are here
    to conduct an interview with this incredible person, with this true follower. He gratiously accepted
    our interviewer. The interview took place in the house of this incredible person, the spectacular

    97,000,000 dollar mansion located on the shore of the lake
    Washington.
    -I really like Apple, I use iMac and PowerBook daily, they never failed me. - These are the customer's words from the interview. -The only thing I don't like about the Apple computers, is that their keyboard lacks the Windows button on it, everything else is great!

    1. Re:Apple's market share: by TitanBL · · Score: 1

      Mac users, as a group, are more educated and have higher incomes than any one OS's users.

      http://rss.com.com/2100-1040-943519.html?tag=mai ns try

    2. Re:Apple's market share: by roman_mir · · Score: 2, Funny

      No doubt that Bill Gates has highest income, but I am not sure about his education. I heard he dropped out of a university:)

    3. Re:Apple's market share: by AUX2 · · Score: 1

      Let us just say...
      A windows or linux user could beat the crap out of any mac user, who would be sitting there saying... "But... We're easy to use!"

      Frankly... there are so many big things going on in the world today, that WHO GIVES A CRAP ABOUT A FRIGGIN OS?!?!?!?

      Love,
      AUX2

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  162. That would be because... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...I have a job. The used Powermac and the Powerbook on order I bought with personal funds. The lab bought my iMac in order to support systems on our network purchased by professors out of their grant money. Integrating these systems into our infrastructure is my job. Hey, I spent over $400K on my house - the price of these computers is peanuts. Plus, my CPA is writing the computers off next year as a business expense as I'm also a landlord on the side. Big money is relative. And ya know what? I used to eat raman noodles and peanut butter at your age too. You'll get there. I may have a larger net worth, but I ain't pump'n no 20yo poontang either. Enjoy college! :) --M

  163. Investment?? by mholt108 · · Score: 1

    Apple fanboys are annoying fools and apple has work_to_do but even a diehard pc user has to see that this guy does not know his stuff. $150 million to apple? Hello? How would apple give a rats ass with 4.3 billion in cash reserves? The economy will pick up and so will Apples niche. If palm is really giving apple grief they should just put on a couple of programmers to make_palm_software_work.:;

  164. not again by atomkraft · · Score: 1

    what, apple's dead!

    were they stealing OpenBSD's code too?

  165. I dont care - I just want a 12" TiBook by mholt108 · · Score: 1

    Man I want one of those things. After years of waiting the perfect machine for me has come out. I dont want apple to go out of business because if they do I wont have time to save up for one. And I want them to fix the heat problem in software before I buy it.

    So stop talking up bad stuff about apple until I have a chance go get one - then say what you want. (for about 3 years till i need another one [hopefully buy then I will be able to get something that good from a cheaper manufacturer])

  166. Did you make that number up somewhere? by NineNine · · Score: 4, Informative

    At the end of last quarter, Apple only had $2,612,000,000 in cash. That's nowhere near $9 billion. Did you really just make up "$9 billion" off the top of your head?

    1. Re:Did you make that number up somewhere? by broeman · · Score: 1

      I think he means that the value of the company is 5,4+6,2=$11,6b ... you are right about the cash, but it is not cash-flow ... they have also invested $1,9b short term and $28m long-term ... it seems they get a lot of money each month to use :) now the strategy looks nice, from one who only has a bachelor degree in finance :)

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  167. No market influence? by Bloodmoon1 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    My favorite line from the article:

    ...appears to have no influence on the market...

    After the success of the initial iMac, EVERY DAMN THING came in 5 plastic fruity colors that, oddly, matched the origional iMac colors. You could not escape Apple's market influence. Even now their design's are copied. XP looks like OS X if they just ass slacked on it (And has that edgy X in the name), Vaio's have tended to look like PowerBooks, and I'm sure it's only a matter of time before Tux gets a Aqua makeover... No, wait, to late.

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  168. Are *are* in fundamental trouble by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1) Fact: Apple no longer set standards, they follow them.
    2) Fact: Apple's market share keeps declining
    3) Fact: Apple's core market - publishing - is slowly moving away from the Mac platform.
    4) Fact: Apple has to carry R&D costs which PC competitors don't, putting them at a continual competitive disadvantage
    5) Fact: Apple's build quality sucks
    6) Fact: Apple is over-dependent on Steve Jobs
    7) Fact: Apple is a niche player in a declining market
    8) Conclusion: the author is correct

  169. Re:People wonder why no one reads the National Pos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    pICTURES OF ATTRCATIVE GIRLS SHOULLD BE EVERYWHERE! noTY JUST THE sUN! wHO IS WITH ME IN THE VOTE TOADD A PAGE 3 GIRL SECTION TO SLASHDOT? eVERYDAY SLASHDOT WILL HAVE A DIFFRENT THUMBNALI GALLERY FOR US SEXUAL PREEVERTS TO PERUSE AT OUR LEISURE. vOYTE! cMDRtACO ARE YOU LISTENING!?! dRUNK AM i AND YOU SHALL OT MAKE ME U GAQQAX!!

  170. Apple is DYING by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why are so many zealots in denial. Shrinking revenues plus declining market share equals business failure. Do the arithmetic.

  171. That is *so* far from the truth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know where to begin. I've worked in both corporate (small and large business) and academic settings. I can tell you from first hand experience that corporate American has much more cash to spend on business critical functions than in academia. Realize that these Macs aren't coming out of overhead but directly out of each professor's grant. We must rationally support these machines within our infrastructure. And let me tell you, I'll take an elderly tenured professor running a Mac over Linux any day. The grad students and postdocs know what they're doing. These old geezers with Nobel prizes may be smarter than the sun is hot, but they're dangerous when it comes to root. Just give 'em a Mac and be done with it. --M

  172. Another person making up numbers! by NineNine · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Apple has $4.2 billion (4,200,000,000 = 10 digits) in cash and cash instruments. They have about $400M in obligatio

    Again with the fake numbers. Why does everybody do this? You're flat wrong. Apple has $2.6 bil in cash, and $1.6 bil in obligations. Jesus, what's so hard about checking one of a million financial websites out there to get your facts straight? I mean shit, I'm on dialup, and it took a whopping 30 seconds.

    1. Re:Another person making up numbers! by eggboard · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You're misreading their financials. If you read their SEC filings which rely on GAAP (generally accepted accounting principles) it's $4.2B and $400M.

      If you read the link you pointed us to, shows $2.6B in cash/cash equivalents and $1.9B in short-term investments. I apologize for conflating short-term investments and cash/cash equivalents. Short-term investments are categorized that way as there is little risk or cost in liquidating those positions.

      If you want to avoid GAAP and look at overall short-term money and expenses it's about $6B plus and $2B minus.

      How are you getting your numbers from that link? By ignoring everything you don't like?

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    2. Re:Another person making up numbers! by Chas · · Score: 1
      Again with the fake numbers. Why does everybody do this?

      It's the high pullitoutofyourassium diet. It's gotta be.

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  173. A few reasons... by SuperKendall · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think there are a few possibilities:

    1) Newer Apple stuff does run on older hardware
    I think that basically anything with an older G4 might run OS X, though sometimes in an unsupported way and might be slow. But a lot of older slower users (like 333mhz users) seem fine with running OS X.

    2) Hardware quality is high so components last longer
    So the machine is probably going to be in a better condition to sell.

    3) Early adopter (some would say driver) of new standards. Apple is a lot of times the first company to push new standards like USB and firewire in a big way. So even a mac from a few years ago will probably have decent options for interfacing with newer peripherals. In my opinion, that might even be the primary reason why older machines sell so well.

    4) OS does not degrade much over time.
    This might not be true of Windows 200 or XP so much, but older versions of Windows simply get more broken over time, as evidenced by my old Win98 box at home... I also have linux in it and that at least as remained usable over the years while the Win98 side is barely functioning. Sure you can reinstall and reimage, but as a seller why would you bother (if you can find the software) and as a buyer you are probably looking for something that works for you as-is.

    People ignore the resale factor, but I find it nice to know that if I do decide to buy a newer Powerbook someday, I'd be able to sell my current one and not loose too much money... PC's depreciate at a worse rate than cars.

    You could also probably learn something by examining the sales for other sorts of computers - a few years ago a friend of mine was lamenting she couldn't even give away an older 486 PC she had, while I was able to sell my old Atari Falcon for a few hundred bucks to a musician. And from the look of things it seems to be selling for about the same price still!!

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  174. Not switching, *adding* by Creosote · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I've been using Linux since '94 too, but always in conjunction with another desktop OS, since at work I've always needed to run certain proprietary software apps that don't run under Linux. My transition has been Linux plus OS/2 then Windows NT then Win 98 (thanks to a job change) and now OS X (thanks to a job change that let me get a whole new system). I still use a Debian Linux box as a server, and for running various apps that haven't been packaged for Fink & that I don't have time to adapt and compile.

    The combination of OS X + Linux is a pretty unbeatable work environment. I'd guess there are a lot of Linux "adders," maybe more than "switchers."

  175. If it's a bad, pointless argument... by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    Then why the hell was it posted to slashdot? Because you thought it would be fun to see everyone pick it apart?

    What a waste of time. Why not post some substantive critiques of apple? Why not post some of the really interesting stories you guys routinely delete?

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  176. Capitalist fools by drjzzz · · Score: 1

    Market share vs. profit? Proof that Slashdot is not the place for informed or particularly interesting discussions of economic matters.

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    1. Re:Capitalist fools by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Uhm, no shit. Hence "News for Nerds," not "News for Economists." Think before you post.

  177. Last longer, higher resale value by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I hear a lot about apple machines lasting longer than PCs. Does anyone know why this is?

    Windows code bloat, and the fact that Macs have much tighter integration of hardware and OS.

    A Mac purchased new in late 1996 would have shipped with Mac OS 7.5.3 or 7.6. From then until now that Mac could have had its OS upgraded about six times (8.0, 8.1, 8.5, 8.6, 9.0, 9.1) throughout the life of the machine, with little more than a RAM upgrade from the stock configuration. Just for argument's sake, we'll call it three major OS upgrades-- 8.0, 8.5, and 9.0. At any rate, the OS upgrades would not have much overall impact on the speed of the machine as perceived by the user, i.e. it wouldn't seem too much slower. The only place where this doesn't hold true is with the last beige Power Macs, which are unsupported when it comes to running OS X.

    The average Windows PC from 1996 would've had about a Pentium 200, and been running Windows 95. Good luck upgrading that through 98, 98SE, and ME. The code bloat would have slowed the computer to a crawl, and I don't even want to think about trying to find new drivers for the components in the old PC that were probably discontinued by early 1997.

    This is why Macs have historically retained high resale values-- they're still useful years after manufacture. Don't believe me? Try looking on eBay for Two Power Mac models: 8600 and 9600. They are very upgradable (to G3 or G4), lots of drive bays, etc. You can add FireWire and USB with a PCI card, and generally get a pretty good approximation of a recent Power Mac. They also make fantastic servers. I have three 7600s in my house performing various server duties, and they are more than capable of doing what I ask of them.

  178. OpenDoc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apple created OpenDoc in the mid 90ies, together with IBM. OpenDoc was meant to be a departure of the application based computing towards a more document based approach. Basicly this meant that readers for every document format were free and that all kinds of documents could be embedded inside a document. Also if you didn't liked the chart-creating part of your current application you could replace it with another chart-creating part of another manufacturer.

    Open standards are held back by adoption by the users...not by the introduction of open standards.

  179. This guy is an idiot by afantee · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Well, where do you begin to argue with him?

    He appears to be totally unaware that Apple is actually one of very computer makers that still turn a profit despite the recession, and draws his conclussion solely based on bad experiences with a Mac "built before the Internet" and the buggy Palm software.

    I have been using Mac OS X on 2 iBooks for over 2 years now and can't remember when was the last crash. It's quiet, light, stable, cheaper than a similar Wintel portable, definitely the best system i have ever used.

  180. Company vs. platform. by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 1
    I know that it's a very difficult thing for the geek-horde to grasp, but there's a difference between the company and the platform. Apple can remain profitable, and in theory even abandon the Apple platform. It can become a profitable manufacturer of t-shirts and orange juice if it restructures its company enough - from the perspective of executive staff, a corporation is simply a financial instrument, and its products are just a means to an end.

    For anyone who doesn't hold stock in Apple or get Apple paychecks, however, the more meaningful measure of success or failure is the success of the Apple platform: the number of developers writing software for it, the number of jobs which you mad-Mac-skills can get you, the number of applications and, yes, games which are Mac-compatible, the number of web-sites and video-clips and what not that you can view on your Mac. (In most of these cases, I would rate Apple's "success" as higher than that of Linux, incidentally.) And market share is far more important a component of *this* measure of success.

  181. Microsoft's "victory" over DoJ ???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They were convicted of unlawfully maintaining their monopoly??

    That's a victory? They got a get out of jail free card but they were still convicted.

  182. That'll teach me.. by chris_martin · · Score: 1

    To post something post-drinking-night-out, pre-asprin!

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  183. Apple farmers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Think about those poor apple farmers. How could apple die? The farmers say "we'll plant marijuana in place of apple". Someone has to feed these farmers to thank them for growing apples, that have fead our children for generations. Hat's off to you guys you deserve it.

  184. ...1999, stock market crash 2000, still down... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OK, looks like if 1985-1999 they were almost out of business and then USA stock market crash in 2000 of 44% and with no recovery yet in 2003 Apple must have ceased to exist by now.

  185. BSD dying of aids? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  186. Yawner by rf600r · · Score: 1

    OK, so I read the story. In a nutshell, Apple is going out of business because this guy can't use his computer. The article isn't even as interesting or as insightful as the post suggests. Move along folks; nothing to see here.

  187. MAC users don't read by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First of all the guy's name is Robert THOMPSON and he DID use the word beleaguered :

    "But there aren't any new iMacs in Apple's future and Microsoft, bolstered by its victory over the U.S. Department of Justice, is clearly not going to help the beleaguered computer maker this time."

    Mac user's can apparently only read when they are reading Mac advocacy sites or Mac propaganda. Then again, perhaps not then eiter.

    1. Re:MAC users don't read by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      heh heh, stupid mac users.

  188. I can see The Onion now... by haaz · · Score: 2, Funny

    Apple Computer Goes Out of Business For the 478th Time
    Stable OS, user satisfaction sited in computer giant's demise

    CUPERTINO, CA. -- Apple Computer, Inc., the company often credited with launching the personal computer revolution in 1979 with the Apple II, has gone out of business for the 478th time, according to a recent report from acclaimed jornalist Robert Thomson.

    In his latest article for the National Post, Thomson states "Stick a fork in 'em -- this Apple is cooked." Upon reading this, long time Mac users across the world knew it was time to give up.

    "I've been an Apple user since 1983," said Jason Haas. "Ever since our Apple II Plus with two Disk ][ drives, the green screen, and 48 kilobytes of RAM came into the house, I've been in love."

    Haas, who once assisted in the development of the Linux operating system for the Mac before returning to the Mac OS, went on to say "They really took a chance going from ProDOS to the graphical system in 1984, and I guess that never caught on. That's a shame, as I guess I'll just have to go back to ProDOS. Fortunately I can emulate that on my Mac's dates PowerPC G3 processor. VisiCALC, here I come!"

    Thomson agreed. "That makes it official. This user was so unsupported by Steve Jobs that he had to go back to an operating system made in the 1980s -- and made by Microsoft. Apple really is toast."

    Apple CEO Steve Jobs could not be reached for comment at press to,e. ø

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  189. Why does Canada hate Apple? by TexTex · · Score: 1

    I mean, I can see certain countries like China banning Microsoft from their computers...but why does the nation of Canada have to boldy state that Apple is going out of business? Maybe they're just upset there isn't a Apple Store Toronto yet...

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  190. Netcraft proves it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Aw, forget it.

  191. OS X License by oaklybonn · · Score: 2, Interesting

    One thing I never see tossed around, when discussing just how pitiful Apple's processor speeds are, is that the license for OSX allows for up to *5* machines. This means that a small office, currently running OS 9, can upgrade *1* machine for $1000 to a new G4 running OS X, and the rest (well, 5) of the machines in the office (assuming they're G3s with sufficient memory, or some old G4) are free to join in. This means your hardware investment of 3 years is still valuable. I don't think (but please correct me if I'm wrong) that Microsoft offers the same kind of licensing terms for Windows XP. One copy per CPU, and legal threats if you violate the license agreement. Apple's liberal licensing terms allow for a certain amount of guerrilla installs, which can only increase their mind share, if not their actual measured market share.

    1. Re:OS X License by presearch · · Score: 2, Informative

      I don't think that's right. It's one machine, one license of the OS.
      Apple doesn't enforce it beyond faith in the user adhering to
      the EULA. OS X is $129 for a single user, home users can get
      the "Family Pack" for $199 that (legally) let's you install it on 5
      systems (is that where you got "5 users?") but I think that this
      is meant for home users only. OS X Server is $499 for 10 users
      and $999 for unlimited.

      I don't think there's anything in the EULA that says you can install
      it on up to 5 Macs. Of course, you can, it doesn't check or anything.
      But that violates the EULA.

    2. Re:OS X License by finitimi · · Score: 1

      Wrong. The normal OS X license is for use on just one computer. Apple does offer an advantageous price on a 5-user "Family Pack." However, the terms of that license prohibit its use in an office setting -- it's only for use at home.

    3. Re:OS X License by oaklybonn · · Score: 1
      You are of course, all correct (for the several respondents that corrected me.) Ths base license is for a single CPU. But you do have to admit that $199 for 5 machines vs. $129 for a single machine is still fairly liberal.

      Of course, you had have purchased 100% Mac hardware previously, so perhaps its less of a big deal than I thought.

      Thanks for the corrections.

  192. Neat Toy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Macs are neat toys. I would like to have one if somebody would give me one free (like beer). There is to many U$ Dollar signs in that price tag. My Tech Support job does not bring enough cash to prop up Steve Jobs or Bill Gates ego.

  193. It's either black or white for a Wintel idiot by afantee · · Score: 1

    I bet your laptop hasn't got a 17" screen, slot loading DVD burner, gigabit Ethernet, 800 Mbps Firewire, 54 Mbps 802.11g, Bluetooth, 4.5 hrs battery life, 1" thin, or an ambient light sensor that automatically light up the keyboard and dim the screen.

    And of course you wouldn't have the previlege of enjoying the best Unix system with a lickable GUI and best-of-class digital tools like FinalCut Pro, DVD Studio, iTunes, iPhoto, iMovie, iDVD, iSync, iCal, iCha.

    If you are a programmer, you have to pay MS up to $3000 for Visual Studio .NET just to develop for Windows, while Mac OS X comes with dozens cross-platform programming tools for free.

    To make matters worse, you probably have to reboot your laptop everyday to keep the heat and noise down or to reduce crashes and performance degradation, while mine can carry on for weeks and months, and go asleep and wake up instantaneously.

    You are clearly just a typical Windows users with a severely limited brain and imagination. By the way, there is nothing wrong to prefer a better looking as well as functional computer, particularly when you have to work on it whole day long. But then again, your poor Wintel guys have to choose either black or white and it never occurs to you that there is another world full of colors.

  194. So is Novell by Mente · · Score: 1

    Wow! Imagine if Apple and Novell went under at the same time.

  195. Even Music Industry don't care anymore? by chip_hk · · Score: 1

    As I am considering a 12" powerbook for my next notebook purchase (my HP Omnibook still works OK after 4 years ;-), but it's obvious out of time).

    When browsing my usual CD stores, I started to see lots of new audio CDs are "copy-protected' that explictly DON'T PLAY ON MAC, and of course don't play on Linux or anything else than Windozs.

    That make me worry that I can no longer play audio CDs on the new Macs in some point of future, if such (sucky) copy-protection schemes are prevalent.

    This is really a problem to me and a very discouraging issue for me Macintosh purchasing decision.

    Than, may Sony care to providing a supported Palm Desktop/Hotsync for my Clie NR70V?

    It's said that most consumer companies *don't care* for Mac user anymore to march towards to a Windozs-only world. Evil! Evil!

    1. Re:Even Music Industry don't care anymore? by tuxedobob · · Score: 1

      Step 1: Connect CD player to Mac via audio cable.
      Step 2: Start recording using your favorite audio recording
      Step 3: Push play on the CD player.
      Step 4: Stop both

      Granted, that's a pain, but at least when you're done, you have no reason to keep the CD.

  196. His newspaper will be out of business before Apple by youbiquitous · · Score: 1

    The Financial Post is the financial news section of The National Post (Canada). This is a paper that has gushed red ink since the day it was founded, it has never made a profit.

    The National Post's owner, CanWest Global, also owns television networks in Canada and New Zealand, most of the daily papers in Canada, and the Canada.com "portal". CanWest bought the Post in one of those ill-considered "convergence" plays and is rumoured to be pulling the plug if things don't turn around soon.

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  197. What else can you do with it? by The+Pi-Guy · · Score: 2, Funny
    1. Re:What else can you do with it? by randomgeek · · Score: 1

      Webmasters that allow such simple HTML code insertion really should be shot. Substitute %3C%69%6D%67%20%73%72%63%3D%22%68%74%74%70%3A%2F%2 F%67%6F%61%74%73%65%2E%63%78%2F%68%65%6C%6C%6F%2E% 6A%70%67%22%3E (Remove any spaces added by /.) for ass in the url in the parent for a typical slashdot error message. (yes yes, moderate down now)

  198. Why was this story posted? by geekee · · Score: 1

    This story is just some guy's personal rant against his computer and his inability to get it to link with his pda. I suspect the only reason it was posted is that it is an easy target for the poster to discredit, thereby making Apple look good.

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    1. Re:Why was this story posted? by The+Bungi · · Score: 1

      I like your reverse-reverse psychology.

  199. Macs are better and cheaper than branded Wintel by afantee · · Score: 1

    Take the $999 iBook for instance, it's fast, quiet, light, and has long battery life and more than enough features most people. Where can you find a cheaper laptop with similar features?

    Apple is also miles ahead of the Wintel crowd at the high end. Is there any other 6.8 pounds 1" thin 17" laptop with slot loading DVD nurner, gigabit Ethernet, 800 Mbps Firewire, USB, 54 Mbps AirPort Extreme (802.11g) wireless, Bluetooth, and a ambient light sensor that light up the keyboard and dim the screen when the light goes out?

    And it also comes with the best Unix system with the most functional and stylish GUI with built-in speech and hand writing recognition plus tons of free programming tools as well as super cool and useful software like iLife, iSync, GNU Chess, etc.

  200. Who is this guy? by crusher-1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Ok, so he's using an outdated PowerMac for who knows how long. Then he gets a spanking new ibook and has problems. Welcome to the world of computers. Many still use and rely on Mac's wares with similar issues and manage to solve them - did he see if there were any OS updates or patches before we decided to go on this journalistic tirade?

    Apple is still very much on the NASDAQ radar considering what other high profile computer and technology companies are doing- Apple isn't doing that bad.

    So, this guy is basically whining that he bought this ibook, didn't check to see if it was compatible with his pim, or whether any of the software he want would run on it? Sounds more like his firm bought it for him and he didn't want it so he'll write a column to bash it.

    And his assertion that due to his experinces, not full compatiblity with previously owned products and buggy OS, is reason that Apple is destined for the .com scrap heap? If a buggy OS were a reason for product extinction then Microsoft should have completely fossilized by now.

    Lovely, now journalist are using their forums to troll - pffft!

    What a dweb!

  201. I won't belive it ... by Ashcrow · · Score: 1

    untill I see this.

  202. Consider the source... by DNAGuy · · Score: 1

    The byline says the article comes from the Financial Post (part of Canada's other national newspaper, the National Post). I've long since given up on these sources to have any clues about the tech industry. In my opinion, there are very few good tech writers at general news publishers. Also, the editorial folks seem utterly unprepared to fact-check anything.

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  203. Re:Wo ...it's Yow! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yow will save them.

  204. Nice troll... can I get flies with that? by leshert · · Score: 1

    I'll grant you some of the hardware on that laptop. The top-of-the-line Gateway matches the specs that count to me, though, for $600 less.

    It only drops Gb Ethernet (don't need it), 802.11g (all the APs I ever see are 802.11b anyway, and I work for a manufacturer!), the slot-loading DVD burner (whoop!), and the light sensor.

    Your assertion that you have to pony up three grand to Microsoft to program for Windows is just wrong. You can use the same Free GNU toolchain for Windows that you do for OSX, and you can pick up a brand-new copy of Visual Studio.NET for under $1000, not $3000. If you don't need the absolute-latest version (and you don't--I use version 6.0 at work), pick up a copy of version 6.0 for about $250.

    As far as having to reboot my laptop, I haven't honestly had to reboot it in about three months. I just suspend and resume. It's not instantaneous, I'll grant you, but I doubt that yours is, either--there are some speed-of-light issues involved. Mine suspends and resumes in about three seconds, which is faster than it takes me to get it properly opened and sit down to work.

    Don't get me wrong, and don't assume from my signature that I'm a Windows-only person. (Don't tell anyone, but Windev actually runs on a Linux box... ;-))

    I cut my teeth on Apples (II+, IIe, then Mac Plus); now I'm more of a Linux person, simply due to the economic realities (search for Mac programming jobs vs. Unix programming jobs and you'll understand).

    MacOs was a decent platform, and from everything I've heard, OS/X is a great one. But you obviously know very little about the Windows world.

    1. Re:Nice troll... can I get flies with that? by afantee · · Score: 1

      >> I'll grant you some of the hardware on that laptop. The top-of-the-line Gateway matches the specs that count to me, though, for $600 less.

      >> It only drops Gb Ethernet (don't need it), 802.11g (all the APs I ever see are 802.11b anyway, and I work for a manufacturer!), the slot-loading DVD burner (whoop!), and the light sensor.

      You can get the 15" PowerBook for $1000 less if you don't need all the features in the 17" one, and I am programming C++ and Java on a $999 iBook.

      >> Your assertion that you have to pony up three grand to Microsoft to program for Windows is just wrong. You can use the same Free GNU toolchain for Windows that you do for OSX, and you can pick up a brand-new copy of Visual Studio.NET for under $1000, not $3000. If you don't need the absolute-latest version (and you don't--I use version 6.0 at work), pick up a copy of version 6.0 for about $250.

      I said up to $3000 (for the Enterprise Architect Edition), and in any case $1000 is just equally ridiculous. You obviously know nothing about Apple programming tools for Mac OS X, which are much more than just GNU compilers and debuggers. For instance Project Builder and Interface Builder are more powerful and better than any IDE and GUI builder from Sun, HP, Linux, or Microsoft (I haven't tried Visual Studio .NET).

      >> I cut my teeth on Apples (II+, IIe, then Mac Plus); now I'm more of a Linux person, simply due to the economic realities (search for Mac programming jobs vs. Unix programming jobs and you'll understand).

      I have been programming C++ and Java on Unix and Windows for more than 10 years, and to me OS X is simply the best Unix out there, better than Solaris, HP/UX, Linux, and certainly Windows too.

    2. Re:Nice troll... can I get flies with that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh yeah? Well, I've been God for the past eternity, and I say both of you need to shut your traps.

  205. LOOOOOOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A HA HA HA HA! Oh, god, I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. You complain about bad journalism at /., then link The Register. I mean, The Register?!? Oh, god, that's funny stuff.

  206. Dude, you are a fucking TOOL! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm SICK of seeing this post all the time!

    ADAPT, you friggin' jerkoff! People lose limbs, hearing, or eyesight, and they somehow manage to live out the rest of their lives, but YOU just incessantly whine over KEY PLACEMENT ON A FUCKING KEYBOARD???

    I hope someday you have to move to England or one of the other countries where the roads are reversed and/or the cars have controls on the right side. It will probably make your hard-wired little brain explode and ooze out of your ears.

  207. Why is it.. by Nathan+Ramella · · Score: 1

    That people don't seem to understand that journalists will write stories that are loosely based on facts, or blatantly untrue merely to evoke a reaction? Fluff journalism at it's best.

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    http://www.remix.net/
  208. Well he might be stupid but... by dragontooth · · Score: 5, Interesting

    He inadvertantly brings up one decent point although he did this indirectly: The "average" person just cannot keep up with computer technology. I mean, we laugh at the fact that this guy can't even operate a Mac but there are a lot more of him than there are of us.

    It is still not fair to pick on Apple for his ineptitude. I'd hate to see him try to run MS or Linux. I would sure hate to be his neighbor or pal he uses to fix his problems. He seems like a needy kind of PC guy

    Mac is definately the closest thing that a consumer can get to easy to use. But when I talk to my elderly aunt she just wants something where she points at something and it works. She does not need the configuration options we techies want. When are the PC companies going to realise that there is a huge market out there of guys like this weiner who want a PC black box. Just a simpe to use, flip it on and go sort of machine. I would not even say this type of thing would be a computer. Rather more of a PDA style box that allows internet, word processing and maybe a few other things like picture and video viewers and allow him to Sync his Palm.

    Maybe it sounds stupid to us but my aunt would buy it in a second.

    I know there were things like the Audry but I guess I mean something with a little more beef than that. I am sure she wold like to write a few letters once in a while and put some pictures in it but not much more than that.

    Maybe some thing like an embedded Linux set top box. But the interface is the main thing. I mean she can't even program her VCR and her DVD player has dust on it because she can't use it so this thing would need to just be turned on, have like 4 or 5 huge icons that told her what she could do, she pushes them and then it just does its thing.

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    "Laugh, and the whole world laughs with you. Cry, and they still think its funny." - Mr. Boffo
  209. Don't forget to mail the Editor by ablair · · Score: 2, Informative

    If you mail columnist Richard Thompson ( rthompson@nationalpost.com ) regarding his article predicting Apple's "fade to nothingness", don't forget to at least CC: the Financial Post editor Terence Corcoran ( tcorcoran@nationalpost.com ) too.

  210. Apple is already dead! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Didnt you get the memo?

  211. Confused. by Feztaa · · Score: 1

    Did I miss something?

    From the slashdot article summary:

    And besides, someone needs to let Robert Thomson know: when writing a story on how Apple is about to die, you have to call them "beleaguered".

    From the Thomson's article: ... my beleaguered PowerMac ...

    Did I miss something? It seems to me that the submitter is complaining that Thomson didn't use the word beleaguered, but he obviously did.

  212. Hmmm... by fishexe · · Score: 2, Funny

    From the article: "...but in today's terms it was more powerful as a paperweight than a computer."

    Given the sheer weight of the beasts, I'd say that was true of every computer I've ever seen. I mean, hell my P2 is about 300 times as powerful as any other paperweight I've ever used...

    Oh wait, that one laptop I saw once...

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    "I don't care about the Constitution!" --Bill O'Reilly, November 17, 2009
  213. Hmm this is like..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



    "Weebles wobble, but they don't fall down!"

  214. Market share and "average joe's" by theolein · · Score: 1

    I support, or at least I try to, a number of Windows users in a small company. My co-worker, an immigrant from Egypt made a request for help form in Excel so that the users skill levels could be determined. It contained radio buttons and drop down lists.

    Most users, presented with the form, couldn't fill it out, being overwhelmed with the form. The most common question was, "What is Windows?". The second most common question was, "How do I fill this out?".

    The moral of the story: most average joes don't know the difference between Windows and anything else. Those that do are a dwindling minority.

    The author of the article would most likely be complaining about something else if he were to be using Windows..

  215. go and sit in front of a 17" imac .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    go and sit in front of a 17" imac .. for a couple of days ... i dare you... by the way i'm running linux, win xp, os x 10 at the same time via virtul pc [$109.00 us.]

    this computer is the ba#@s

  216. My dream machine by Trurl's+Machine · · Score: 1

    Mac is definately the closest thing that a consumer can get to easy to use. But when I talk to my elderly aunt she just wants something where she points at something and it works. She does not need the configuration options we techies want. When are the PC companies going to realise that there is a huge market out there of guys like this weiner who want a PC black box. Just a simpe to use, flip it on and go sort of machine. I would not even say this type of thing would be a computer.

    I understand your aunt very well. This is exactly what I want in a computer. I am a Mac user, because - as you said - Mac is as close to this as money can buy, but I still think it could be even better. My dream machine is a laptop version of Playstation 2 - capable to play DVD's, run commercial games, with some customized version of Linux, that would allow me to work and communicate with the 'Net. And of course it has to be portable, as I want to carry it everywhere I go (like I do with my iBook). What's really annoying is that this kind of machine is technically possible even today - but probably no one is going to manufacture and market it. I can have PS2 - but without portability. I can have Linux - but without the ease of use and with limited gaming and multimedia abilities. I can have Windows - but without security and stability. So what's really left for me, if not an iBook running OS X?

  217. Canada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Canada is the Apple of countries. Oh, and what year was it that the Internet and multimedia became everyday experiences? Was it '97 or '99?

  218. Exactly, if this guy were worth a shit, his bosses by BoomerSooner · · Score: 1

    would have purchased a PowerBook for him instead of an iBook. I guess his worth to the company was a $999 iBook instead of a $2799 TiBook.

    Gotta laugh at canada.com trying to stir up some gravy from their backwoods shithole of a country. I'd be willing to bet Mexico (since NAFTA) will surpass Canada as our best border country in the next 50 years. Se habla espagnol?

  219. Apple is innovating, not dying by afantee · · Score: 4, Insightful

    No Wintel box makers have the Apple style drive for perfection and attetion to details - they may use similar components but Apple products always looks and feels better.

    People are willing to pay extra for a Mac because it just works and makes you more productive. And now Macs are actually cheaper than many top brand Wintel machines.

    For me, there is an ethical dimension: Apple has been contributed more to the world than companies that are 10 or 20 times bigger. In fact, Apple is probably the only computer maker left in the industry except perhaps IBM that is still actively innovating, often for the benifit of parasites like Dell. Just look around to see how many things are either invented or first adopted by Apple years before the Wintel crowd: GUI, mouse, color display, laser printer, plug-n-play, speech and hand writting recognition, PDA, digital camera, QuickTime, USB, Firewire, 802.11b, 802.11g, gigabit Ethernet, Rendezvous, ...

    Compared to Microsoft, Apple has a 20 times smaller market share, probably makes 100 times less profit, and yet its software portofolio puts Microsoft to shame: Mac OS X - the best GUI with rock solid Unix, Darwin - the first open source OS by a main stream computer maker, QuickTime Player - grandad of multimedia players, Darwin Streaming Server - the only multiplatform open source media server, WebObjects - the first application server, FileMaker Pro - powerful and easy to use database software, AppleWorks - small and powerful office package, FinalCut Pro - the choice of Holywood movie editors, iLife - the best free software for managing music and photos and movies and DVDs, DVD Studio - professional DVD authoring tools, Shake - leading edge compositing software, Safari - faster and smaller than MS IE, Project Builder and Interface Builder - free and powerful IDE and GUI tool for developing Java or C/C++ or Objective C/C++ or AppleScript applications, and the list goes on.

    Dell is a shameless parasite, and by its own admission relies on other companies R&D budgets and then undercut their prices. I will not spend my money to help a clueless box maker like Dell gaining more market and to produce another ruthless monster like MS that would eventually destroy the ecosystem in the computing industry.

    1. Re:Apple is innovating, not dying by afantee · · Score: 1

      And don't forget Keynote - the PowerPoint killer.

    2. Re:Apple is innovating, not dying by diggitzz · · Score: 1

      And don't forget the BSD Unix base which gives you native C and Fortran compiling capabilities along with scrpting in a hundred languages so that you can custom compile and automate all of your favorite Linux apps to run on your Mac. :)

      --
      -=[You cannot consistently judge this statement to be true.]=-
    3. Re:Apple is innovating, not dying by FunkyChild · · Score: 1

      While I agree with you on most points, Shake (and perhaps DVD Studio Pro and FCP too? I'm not sure) is hardly an Apple innovation. They bought it from Nothing Real.

    4. Re:Apple is innovating, not dying by pressman · · Score: 1

      Actually, FCP was purchased from, of all people, Macromedia. They'd hammered out this potentially killer NLE suite, but didn't know what to do with it, so they sold it to Apple in 1999.

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      Pooty tweet
  220. Missing the Point, or Correctness for its Own Sake by freeweed · · Score: 1

    Only on Slashdot will you see someone using the words 'only' and '$2,612,000,000' in the same sentence. ;)

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    Endless arguments over trivial contradictions in books written by ignorant savages to explain thunder in the dark.
  221. If you repeat something often enough by ACNiel · · Score: 1

    ... people will start to believe it.

    1. Re:If you repeat something often enough by Lime+Sky · · Score: 1
      ... people will start to believe it.

      One thing is certain: if you repeat something often enough, you will CERTAINLY start to believe it.

      This is the same R. Thompson who has been predicting the imminent demise of Apple for at least FOUR YEARS now.

      I guess he really means it this time.

  222. Re:my palm won't sync with my mac..the sky is fall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've 'despised' every version of Windows I've ever used! If that's all it takes, then MS is done for!

  223. Point taken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Re point #1: I stand corrected. I'm not about to seriously look into the xServe until I'm asked. Currently, no one has expressed an interest.

    Re point #2: Our users are primarily running ROOT, CERNLIB, and Mathematica. They mostly care about FP. I'm sorry, but Apple isn't manufacturing price competitive systems for FP compute, so they're not interested in buying. An x86 farm running Linux is still the best bang for the buck for us; when that changes I'm sure those holding the purse strings will gladly reconsider. *shrug*

    We just have different computatinal needs than the bioinformatics field. Bet it's interesting work though. --M

  224. Blame Canada! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The brought us Terence and Philip. Now, incompentent journalists. Whoda thunk it?

  225. Kudos by thatguywhoiam · · Score: 1

    I salute your brilliant rant good sir - it has a snappy rapid-fire quality to it that I find refreshing. cheers.

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    If Jesus wants me it knows where to find me.
  226. To clarify further... by bigBlackSabbath · · Score: 1

    I do like a few things about OS X, but I really don't see the overwhelming advantages you're claiming. OS X's primary interesting feature is a significant amount of eye candy.

    I was responding to your generalized perception that compatibility is as huge an issue as you still perceive it to be, and OS X having it's own advantages over Windows and .net beyond simple eye candy.

    In addition, I disagreed with your marginalisation of the mono project. I agree with your perception that they won't be a solution for compatibility, but by making libraries available they will enable programmers to take advantage of what is good in the .net api's.

    Furthermore, I said

    Objective C (written by Brad Cox) was trying to bring smalltalk like objected oriented functionality to C.

    I then went on to clarify what aspects of smalltalk were relevant to the discussion here of the unique advantages of Cocoa/OS X vs. .net/Windows.

    1. Re:To clarify further... by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      I was responding to your generalized perception that compatibility is as huge an issue as you still perceive it to be, and OS X having it's own advantages over Windows and .net beyond simple eye candy.

      Okay, I can get about three interpretations here:

      First possibility: what you believe is that instead of writing something using Microsoft's Win32, MFC, or .NET, developers are going to move to a new API because it has some technical advantages. This will marginalize Microsoft's compatibility lever?

      All I can say is that historically this is not true, and that I find it unlikely that it will happen now.

      Second possibility: you're arguing that APIs supported on OS X are better, so commercial developers will abandon Windows, and code for OS X instead? I find that equally unlikely.

      Third possibility: you mentioned open source development. You feel that open source developers will see the benefits of SmallTalk and start using it instead of C on UNIX. First of all, this would have little benefit to Mac users -- most open source developers already code for a POSIX C API, which works fine with OS X. Second of all, there have been many, many more modern languages and VMs available, and open source apps are still almost always written in C, which most people feel is a pretty bad application development language. I don't see this changing either.

      Objective C (written by Brad Cox) was trying to bring smalltalk like objected oriented functionality to C.

      Most Linux folks already have a free Objective C (The GNU one) compiler installed on their system, and the language *still* gets ignored by the overwhelming majority of open source programmers. I don't think I've ever needed my Objective C compiler to compile a single program I wanted to use.

  227. Yeah!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And I bet he writes angry letters to Masterfoods complaining about how many Ws he gets in his bags of M&Ms!

  228. Don't forget battery life, too by eggboard · · Score: 1

    When you compare PC and Mac laptops, you have to figure in from $100 to $350 in extra costs on the PC side to obtain the same amount of default battery life as the included iBook and PowerBook batteries.

    The PC laptops will cycle way way down (so much for performance comparisons with their actually faster processors -- when plugged in) and shut off various parts to manage battery life while a Mac laptop, even without engaging in all the tricks, ekes out substantially better times.

    Just ask Walt Mossberg of the Wall Street Journal and other PC-oriented journalists who review Macs, but typically don't use them. They get a Mac as a review unit to test and they rave about the battery, the screen, and the built-in Ethernet, FireWire, USB, VGA, DVI (some models), AirPort/Wi-Fi, etc.

    It's really hard to find everything that you get out of the box in a Mac laptop in a single PC without an additional card or set of modules or an awkward port replicator on those smaller subcompacts.

    Geez, I sound like an advertisement, but this is from real world experience. I used a Sony Vaio as my primary machine for well over a year when traveling and battery management was unbelievable even with a tiny screen and extra ports turned off and the LCD turned down -- and new batteries, not used ones.

    I switched to a white dual-USB iBook when it came out, and suddenly I just don't worry about battery life at all any more.

    --
    Freelance tech journalist for the Economist, MIT Technology Review, Macworld, and others
  229. Apple should loose 100million a year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd like to see Apple loose 100million a year why? So they can make some money. How? Easy invest that 4billion cash at say 5% and you get 200million in interest to offset the lose. not good economics but who cares Apple rocks. and yes I cant spell so btie em Im dsylex... dislyx... dishlix... whatever

  230. Why Apples outlive PCs by pastafazou · · Score: 1

    1. Upgradeability. Hahahaha, you say, x86 architecture is so much more upgradeable than Apple. Well, the fact is I can get G3 upgrades for Apples manufactured in 1994, and G4 upgrades for Apples manufactured in 1997. Can you get a P3 for an old 486? NOT! 2. Better Architecture. While this isn't true of every model, Apple machines generally have a better architecture than the x86 world. Specific examples include: ethernet integrated into the system controller, thereby eliminating all network traffic from the PCI bus, and: PCI bus on a Mac is 266MBps vs 133MBps on an x86 board. 3. First on the scene with new technologies. Apple has always made a habit of pushing new technologies into their product. Firewire debuted in 1999 on an Apple machine, and only this year is it a big thing in the PC world. USB was another technology that was done by Apple before anyone else. Ethernet has been built-in to every powermac since 1994. Apple was also first to introduce DVD burners. The end result is a machine that often has cutting edge technologies that don't become mainstream for several years. There are several other advantages, such as Apple being in control of both hardware and software, etc, but the end result is Apples tend to remain useful longer than PCs. (I'm sure Microsoft and Intel have something to do with this as well, but I won't get into that).

  231. Imagine a Beowulf Cluster of these Articles... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    ...and you'd have a journalistic FUD rag like the National Post!

    Unfortunately poorly-researched pieces like this often do have a finacial effect on stock values and company prospects. Be sure to let people there know that sensationalist finacial reporting is not only irresponsible but could be dangerous for investors that don't know any better, never mind employees and customers of the maligned company.

    Contact the:
    • Columnist rthomson@nationalpost.com
    • his Editors tcorcoran@nationalpost.com & dfrancis@nationalpost.com,
    • the Website Editors financechannel@canada.com & feedback@canada.com,
    • and the Letters Department letters@nationalpost.com & fpletters@nationalpost.com
  232. Revoked Memo by duck_prime · · Score: 1
    We never get memos in Canada..

    First, we never got the "Mullets aren't cool" memo.
    Oh, don't worry. That memo was revoked.
  233. Verify available information before you shoot by flapingokan · · Score: 1

    Just for the record:

    The guy who runs that website does not seem to be on the payroll of BMW. Do a whois and find out that bmwtechinfo.com is not a domain registered by BMW.
    This is just a lousy attempt to rip off stupid people who do not verify whom the are talking to.

    Maybe you shoot yourself in the foot when you try to shoot at that man.

    And maybe, one should point BMW to this website and let them shut it down.

  234. Frustrated by ericlakin · · Score: 1

    Dude couldn't figure out iSync so he got frustrated and hacked out an article. Sounds like he should backpeddle to a PC running Microsoft Bob.

  235. Re:150 million they SOLD SOON AFTER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IIRC, MS sold off their Apple stock sometime around 2000.

  236. iSync and Palm by McFly777 · · Score: 1

    To use iSync you still need to install Palm Desktop 4.0 to get Palm's hotsync software.

    That being said, I have had no problems with any of the softare mentioned, either from Palm or Apple.

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    McFly777
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    "What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?" -Marilyn Pittman
    1. Re:iSync and Palm by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 1

      To use iSync you still need to install Palm Desktop 4.0 to get Palm's hotsync software.

      Actually, you can just install HotSync Manager. Even if you choose to install the whole thing, you don't ever have to actually run Palm Desktop.

      --

      I write in my journal
  237. Oh Canada! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Canada. Tiny population, looks just like its much large neighbor. Canadians are pretty much like Americans except they say "out" oddly, right? Why don't they just give up and become the 51st state?

  238. Canada.com pulls story by mamer-retrogamer · · Score: 2, Informative
    If you try to read the article, all you get is:
    Sorry, this story is no longer available.
    --
    Schrödinger's cat is not amused—maybe.
  239. Re:Laptop Keyboards Still Causing Loss of Business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sure, in your many years of unix experience, you've learned how to hack mappings of a keyboard to get the desired results. Don't whine so much. Try to re-train your pinky finger. Get laid. Build a bridge and get over it. Adapt. Overcome. Conquer. Think different(ly).

  240. unclueFuckster is more like it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a fucking joke, you fucked-up assclown. Get your fucking head out of your fucking ass and fucking understand that YOU DONT FUCKING HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING SERIOUS ALL THE FUCKING TIME.

    Fuck! Fuck you, ya fuckin' fuckass fuckmonkey.

  241. I can't resist! Someone stop me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Too late!

    It is official; stevejsmith confirms: *Canada is dying

    One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered *Canadian nation when IDC confirmed that the *Canada market share has dropped yet again...Now *Canada is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house...If *Canada is to survive at all it will be among democratic representative government dabblers. *Canada continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, *Canada is dead. Fact: *Canada is dying.

  242. Apple blows monkeys by Satan's+Minion+666 · · Score: 0, Troll

    Pffffh. Apple. Enjoy your pipedream, you fucking hosers.

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    I am Law! You are Crime!
  243. My favorite quote from Stephenson on the topic by BACbKA · · Score: 1
    Since then there has been a lot of noise and shouting, but little has changed. The smaller dealership continues to sell sleek Euro-styled sedans and to spend a lot of money on advertising campaigns. They have had GOING OUT OF BUSINESS! signs taped up in their windows for so long that they have gotten all yellow and curly. The big one keeps making bigger and bigger station wagons and ORVs.
    (Neal Stephenson, "In the beginning was the command line")

    Looks like this "going out of business" is their way of doing business... Well, why not? :-))

    --

    VKh

  244. even BMW cars run on Windows now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft probably forced them to make their website incompatible with non MS browsers as part of their agreement to put Widows CE in their cars. BMW will be the first virus ridden vehicle on the road! How would you like to have your car literally crash you? If someone comes up with a way to hack new Beemers please post it here!

    1. Re:even BMW cars run on Windows now... by Lars+T. · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Probaly not, since this seems to be the only of over a dozen BMW sites with this "feature".

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      Lars T.

      To the guy who modded me down from perfect to terrible Karma - Apple haters still suck

  245. Microsoft Needs Apple Alive But Irrelevant by MMHere · · Score: 1

    One of the reasons the justice Department thinks MS is not a monopoly is that they think Apple is a viable competetive force. Apple still exists, but has been very much marginalized. Yet MS can still claim that they have competition in the form of a specific corporation. There are probly many other reasons justice bailed on the MS suit.

    MS is a major stock holder of Apple, and provides special technical consideration so that MS application products (Office) can run on MacOS.

    It is in MS's best interest for Apple to remain in existence: to a small degree because of MS's financial stake in Apple (although Apple is 1/100th the size of MS), but to a much larger degree so they can claim, "we are not a monopoly."


  246. Hey, I agree! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Hey, I agree with your contempt for the remark "The public are mostly morons and since when have they ever done anything but look for the absolute cheapest of [product]? Quality and longevity are of little or no concern." used to justify getting Macs instead of getting more useful machines which are cheaper.

    The person who made that remark is under the impression that businesses are not for the most part capable of making informed computer decisions, and that few of them get Macs as a result of these decisions.

    What is really sad is when you see Mac's at garage sales. Apple Macintosh computers from the same vintage as old PC's also being sold often collect dust on the table for $40 while $80 PC's get sold. They can't do much new, and they can do even less "old and used"

    The only reason they sell as well as they do is because Steve Jobs has pulled off the amazing feat of convincing a few people that what the case looks like matters more in a computer than what you see on the screen. Surely this house-of-cards will collapse resulting in the next near-future Apple near bankruptcy.

  247. Overrated? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow! The truth hurts, eh, linux-boys?

  248. Re:Why do people use APPLE computers. They're $$$$ by Bloodmoon1 · · Score: 1

    Because we did to much Dramamine. Seriously though, I can re-hash the same better proformance, better longevity, better service, just works arguments you and probably everyone else has heard a thousand times. Really, until you've used one for a extended amount of time, you can't really understand it. We seem to view our machines less as machines and more as friends. I think it's because they have a soul.

    --

    Request: ECM unit, 1000 km fullerene cable, 1 tactical nuclear weapon. Reason: Birthday party for foreign dignitary.
  249. Careful how you define productive by mactari · · Score: 1

    People are willing to pay extra for a Mac because it just works and makes you more productive.

    If by productive you mean, "Up and running quickly," then I'd agree 100%. The OS and the iApps are great one-button-friendly environments where anybody can start harnessing the power of their new PC within an hour of pulling the box inside of their front door.

    But more productive overall? We've got two routes here: Apps that are included with a new box, and all apps available for the system. I'm going to assume the same standards I was using before and that I assume you were: the OS and bundled apps. If you want to comapre app by app, you can put together a realtively competitive suite in either OS if you're savvy enough.

    Mac OS and a Mac's bundled software is easy to use, but lacks many of the power-user features people might expect. Here are the three that get to me most often.

    * File navigation is a pain in the Finder. Windows Explorer, simply by providing a command line integrated with the GUI (alt-d) really puts the finder to shame. And Windows' File Dialog box (when opening and saving) has all sorts of keyboard and mouse shortcuts for quickly getting functions done that the Finder can't touch.

    * Keyboard navigation is often overlooked in Apple's products, and as a software developer I'm a big fan of not using the mouse and slowing myself down.

    * Apple's refusal to allow multi-document interfaces keeps things easy for the newbie, but there are still times where I'd like to have child windows running within a parent. Same reason people enjoy VirtualPC or Mac-on-Linux, but it holds for applications as simple as SQurirreL SQL, which, being Java, luckily can still do MDI.

    Hey, when I get home I fire up my Mac. I like the OS/environment quite a bit more than Windows overall. But when I'm programming, the above three (plus speed of applications -- when programming GUI'd Java apps, the Mac is at a real speed disadvantage) make me sell back out to Bill.

    --

    It's all 0s and 1s. Or it's not.
    1. Re:Careful how you define productive by afantee · · Score: 1

      >> File navigation is a pain in the Finder. Windows Explorer, simply by providing a command line integrated with the GUI (alt-d) really puts the finder to shame.

      I really don't know what the hell you are talking about. The OS X Finder is miles ahead of Windows Explorer in at least 6 ways:

      (1) Column View is the best feature for file browsing not available on any other OS.

      (2) Spring-loaded folder makes it possible to drag and drop files to any depth without opening lots of windows.

      (3) Finder toolbar is much more configurable than Windows Explorer.

      (4) Music, graphics and movies can be played or viewed right in the Finder preview pane without starting applications.

      (5) One-click search by content, size, type, date, extension, or visibility.

      (6) Automation with AppleScript.

      Oh, if that's not powerful enough, there is always the Unix terminal to play with: csh, tcsh, bash, Perl, Python, Ruby and lots other tools all preloaded. Windows is not even remotely close.

      >> Apple's refusal to allow multi-document interfaces keeps things easy for the newbie, but there are still times where I'd like to have child windows running within a parent. Same reason people enjoy VirtualPC or Mac-on-Linux, ...

      First of all, how could anyone be so confused to compare Virtual PC with MDI - they are just totally different animals.

      MDI is the worst GUI that could only be invented by a clueless company like MS. It's clunky, restrictive and pointless. In OS X, the front application or all others can be hided with keyboard short cuts or mouse click, and individual windows of an application can be accessed through menu or Dock. Further more, there are sheets, drawers, tabed panes and toolbars, so can you remind me why anyone needs MDI.

      And if you do programming, Mac OS X will be your dream platform - tons of free programming tools for GUI, Java, C/C++, Objective C/C++, Perl, Python, Ruby.

    2. Re:Careful how you define productive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I really don't know what the hell you are talking about.

      Obviously not. My main point was that you can navigate in Windows OS without the mouse much more easily than you can in Mac OS X, the OS I'm using right now as I write this. I'll disregard the three comments you make that are all mouse-o-centric.

      (3) Finder toolbar is much more configurable than Windows Explorer.

      If you can't modify the Windows Explorer toolbars with vba, I'd be surprised. Luckily I haven't had the need quite yet.

      (4) Music, graphics and movies can be played or viewed right in the Finder preview pane without starting applications.

      Actually I'm pretty sure you can do this in WinXP now. Don't quote me.

      (6) Automation with AppleScript.

      See vba comment, above.

      Oh, if that's not powerful enough, there is always the Unix terminal to play with: csh, tcsh, bash, Perl, Python, Ruby and lots other tools all preloaded. Windows is not even remotely close.

      But that's part of the problem. You can access anything in MS-DOS land, where you can, if you want, install Perl & Python, right there from Windows Explorer by typing alt-d. You can even do this in IE. Type in a path, and poof. Type in a command, poof. It's executing. This integration with the command line (albeit a one-line cmd line) is lacking in Mac OS X, and I miss it.

      >>Same reason people enjoy VirtualPC or Mac-on-Linux, ...

      First of all, how could anyone be so confused to compare Virtual PC with MDI - they are just totally different animals.


      Insofar as they both have child windows that can't leave the bounds of a parent window, they are the same animal. If you've used VirtualPC or Mac on Linux, you've used the MDI paradigm, if not MDI in the strictest sense of the word.

      MDI is the worst GUI that could only be invented by a clueless company like MS. It's clunky, restrictive and pointless. In OS X, the front application or all others can be hided with keyboard short cuts or mouse click, and individual windows of an application can be accessed through menu or Dock.

      Well there you have it. I guess I stand corrected. *sigh*

      And if you do programming, Mac OS X will be your dream platform - tons of free programming tools for GUI, Java, C/C++, Objective C/C++, Perl, Python, Ruby.

      It's not the tools, afantee, it's the speed. GUI'd Java on Mac OS X is slow. Really slow. Even MHz for MHz slow. I can program Java, when I'm testing Swing-based client-side apps, at least two to three times more quickly on my thousand dollar Gateway laptop than I can on a brand new iBook (much less my 500 MHz iBook). Even on my 533 Celeron that I built for less than $400 years ago runs orders of magnitude more quickly than the iBook when it comes to programming Java.

      Compound that with the fact that many of the free Java programming tools, like Eclipse, Netbeans, and the like suffer from that same slowdown, and you can see that OS X capatible hardware, dollar for dollar, is hardly the Windows killer you (or I) would like it to be. Every time I run an application to check changes, I'm spending 10+ seconds on the Mac that I wouldn't be spending on a like-MHz'd Windows box. In one quick afternoon hacking session, that's several minutes lost.

      I can't comment on other tools, but I would like to hope that strictly command-line tools like Perl (as in, "without the Perl-Tk") does, in fact, run much more quickly relative to Windows counterparts.

      Believe me, I would love to work in OS X when I'm using Java. It's just that I'd rather spend $1000 to get more speed in Java, and while I'm at it, an OS that allows me to navigate quickly and easily without bothering with the mouse. For a keyboard addict, as most programmers are, that's a big plus. Try it.