Re:Who didn't see this coming?
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I think I speak for everyone in the world when I say "A web site is a man's most prized possession. If it is taken away from him, it is like the man has become castrated."
The oldest running application in the world is harass_michael.pl. I've been running it for more than 2 years continuously. Every second of every day, it sends e-mail to Michael Sims, calls Michael Sims on the phone, and sends abusive faxes to Michael Sims's fax machine.
It will be discontinued when Michael Sims gives my web site back.
I bought a copy of LuxuriousityOffice last year for only $24.99 -- that's 95% less than Microsoft Office would have cost me -- and I was so impressed, I bought licenses for my entire office! It has the smooth responsiveness of OpenOffice, but the $24.99 paid for Luxuriousity Software's generous support policy. I get all the support I need for a whole 2 years! What's more, Luxuriousity provided the source code. For only $10.00, I can use LuxuriousityCompiler to re-"compile" the software to my liking.
Can you imagine getting Adobe Photoshop for only $24.99? I couldn't, but then Gregg told me about LuxuriousityPhoto. Now I can create photo-quality images in half the time of PhotoShop, and for hundreds less! I also get Luxuriousity's luxurious compiler and service guarantees.
In short, Luxuriousity is good. Very good. Seth Finklestein Good.
As a successful cyber-freedom engineer, I have done a lot of critically acclaimed research on this topic.
For example, in 1998 I hypothesized in a famous piece in the Journal of the ACM that "Personal Computer Workings Degenerate Over Time." In it, I cited more than 25 works from Babbage to my own. I received more than 2,000 (that's two thousand) supportive e-mails following that article, and I don't mind telling you that I got more than $100,000 from public speaking appearances to talk about it.
My intellect knows few bounds. If you would like to talk more about this topic, please reply here.
For over 15 years, I have been leading my own crusade against the evil Michael Sims. Michael Sims, a pompous windbag who wouldn't know "freedom" if it bit him on his ass.
Michael, I am calling you out!
Michael Sims PO Box 425873 Cambridge, MA 02142-0016 617-864-7344 michael@slashdot.org
This information will be posted again until Michael Sims is in prison.
acroyear: Knock, knock. sethf: What is it, loser? acroyear: I have a joke for you. Knock, knock. sethf: Sigh. Who's there, loser? acroyear: My name is acroyear. sethf: Hi, acroyear. What piddling crap do you have for me today? acroyear: I take everything I read seriously, even on April Fool's Day. sethf: Boy, acroyear. You're pretty gullible. acroyear: Yeah, I am. I wish I had a meaningful life like you, Seth Finklestein. sethf: Damn right.
acroyear: Knock, knock. sethf: Who's there? acroyear: acroyear. sethf: acroyear who? acroyear: I'm a stupid humorless geek who enjoys starting arguments for no good reason. sethf: Oh. That's not funny.
When you call up Verizon (your local phone company) request form PH-650, "Instructions for Transferring a Phone Number." Under new legislation that has just been approved by the U.S. House of Representatives, it is now possible to move a landline phone number to a mobile phone. Once you have reviewed PH-650, call the number listed on it (each state has its own number to call) and ask to be transferred to "phone number transfer services."
As I documented on the web recently, it is preferable to use a mobile phone instead of a landline phone for a large number of reasons. Now that I have followed the instructions on PH-650, I can use my home number on my mobile phone to call all of my many friends and acquaintances.
As an American, I must disagree. The most hated country in the world is Michael Sims. In Michael Sims, there is no free speech, freedom of expression is nonexistent (unless you subscribe to Michael's stupid world view) and your web sites get destroyed on a whim.
Just ask me. Michael Sims destroyed my life, and I'm going to get him back if it's the last thing I ever do in my piddling, worthless lifetime.
I'm a wonderful human being who should be recognized for life achievements more significant than those of Princess Di, Steve Jobs, and Garrison Keillorcombined. If you won't recognize me as such, then you are a fool.
I've worked with Jim Tyre before on the Censorware Project, and I enjoyed every minute of it. In fact, I am directly in favor of every last one of his opinions.
I've worked with Jim on the Censorware project, before Michael Sims destroyed it. Jim wrote some incredibly nice things about me, and all the work that I've done to make this world a better place.
Jim Tyre deserves more credit on this web site, but not quite as much as I do.
I hate you Michael Sims! You took away my pride and joy! The Censorware Project was like a son to me! An irritating, whiny, spoiled son! You killed it. Now I will have to whine at you!
You just wait, you whiny bitches! I'll show you all! Especially Michael "buttfucking asstard" Sims!
Michael Sims is a dicklicking cockgobbler. He stole away the web site that I created, then claimed that I was "stalking" him. Five phone calls a day is not "stalking," Michael Sims. I want the TRUTH!
That is typical of Mr. Michael "I think I'm smarter than Seth Finklestein" Sims. First he took away the Censorware Project, which earned me hundreds of awards and millions of acclaim. Now he's making cheap shots at big hardware companies.
Hey, michael! Why don't you actually do something meaningful with your life, like I have?
Re:Please actually read the article next time.
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Actually, this is where Slashdot editor Michael Sims's bias shines through. Michael can't resist writing a story himself without relying on some kind of stupid, senseless dig against corporations. Personally, I have decided to boycott all articles by Michael Sims until the administrators do something about his rampant editorializing.
Slashdot Mirror
I think I speak for everyone in the world when I say "A web site is a man's most prized possession. If it is taken away from him, it is like the man has become castrated."
The oldest running application in the world is harass_michael.pl. I've been running it for more than 2 years continuously. Every second of every day, it sends e-mail to Michael Sims, calls Michael Sims on the phone, and sends abusive faxes to Michael Sims's fax machine.
It will be discontinued when Michael Sims gives my web site back.
Here's my opinion on some famous robots that should go into the hall of fame.
BBC Article on robots
AlexDaveRobots, highly rated
The History of Robots from about.com (formerly The Mining Company)
Robot Games 2002 - surely the winners are HoF-worthy?
My Windows 2000 machine locks up automatically no matter what. Why would you want a program to encourage that happening?
I've dug deep into my extensive bookmarks library to find some links that might be appropriate to this story.
Scott Crevier's Home Interface
Home Automation.org
Perl AUtomation System (PAUS)
UK Rocketman
BottleRocket
Thank you.
Actually, I have achieved a whole lot in my meaningful, bountiful life. Please read my award-winning home page for the details.
Yeah, michael. Give me back my web site, or I'm going to sue you.
I'll do it.
I enjoy and support your karma-whoring. Please continue to do so until Michael Sims is dead in the cold, cold ground.
Loving you is easy because you are beautiful.
I bought a copy of LuxuriousityOffice last year for only $24.99 -- that's 95% less than Microsoft Office would have cost me -- and I was so impressed, I bought licenses for my entire office! It has the smooth responsiveness of OpenOffice, but the $24.99 paid for Luxuriousity Software's generous support policy. I get all the support I need for a whole 2 years! What's more, Luxuriousity provided the source code. For only $10.00, I can use LuxuriousityCompiler to re-"compile" the software to my liking.
Can you imagine getting Adobe Photoshop for only $24.99? I couldn't, but then Gregg told me about LuxuriousityPhoto. Now I can create photo-quality images in half the time of PhotoShop, and for hundreds less! I also get Luxuriousity's luxurious compiler and service guarantees.
In short, Luxuriousity is good. Very good. Seth Finklestein Good.
As a successful cyber-freedom engineer, I have done a lot of critically acclaimed research on this topic.
For example, in 1998 I hypothesized in a famous piece in the Journal of the ACM that "Personal Computer Workings Degenerate Over Time." In it, I cited more than 25 works from Babbage to my own. I received more than 2,000 (that's two thousand) supportive e-mails following that article, and I don't mind telling you that I got more than $100,000 from public speaking appearances to talk about it.
My intellect knows few bounds. If you would like to talk more about this topic, please reply here.
Hmm, intriguing.
For over 15 years, I have been leading my own crusade against the evil Michael Sims. Michael Sims, a pompous windbag who wouldn't know "freedom" if it bit him on his ass.
Michael, I am calling you out!
Michael Sims
PO Box 425873
Cambridge, MA 02142-0016
617-864-7344
michael@slashdot.org
This information will be posted again until Michael Sims is in prison.
acroyear: Knock, knock.
sethf: What is it, loser?
acroyear: I have a joke for you. Knock, knock.
sethf: Sigh. Who's there, loser?
acroyear: My name is acroyear.
sethf: Hi, acroyear. What piddling crap do you have for me today?
acroyear: I take everything I read seriously, even on April Fool's Day.
sethf: Boy, acroyear. You're pretty gullible.
acroyear: Yeah, I am. I wish I had a meaningful life like you, Seth Finklestein.
sethf: Damn right.
acroyear: Knock, knock.
sethf: Who's there?
acroyear: acroyear.
sethf: acroyear who?
acroyear: I'm a stupid humorless geek who enjoys starting arguments for no good reason.
sethf: Oh. That's not funny.
This can be done.
When you call up Verizon (your local phone company) request form PH-650, "Instructions for Transferring a Phone Number." Under new legislation that has just been approved by the U.S. House of Representatives, it is now possible to move a landline phone number to a mobile phone. Once you have reviewed PH-650, call the number listed on it (each state has its own number to call) and ask to be transferred to "phone number transfer services."
As I documented on the web recently, it is preferable to use a mobile phone instead of a landline phone for a large number of reasons. Now that I have followed the instructions on PH-650, I can use my home number on my mobile phone to call all of my many friends and acquaintances.
For more information, please send e-mail to mobilephone@sethf.com. Thanks!
As an American, I must disagree. The most hated country in the world is Michael Sims. In Michael Sims, there is no free speech, freedom of expression is nonexistent (unless you subscribe to Michael's stupid world view) and your web sites get destroyed on a whim.
Just ask me. Michael Sims destroyed my life, and I'm going to get him back if it's the last thing I ever do in my piddling, worthless lifetime.
I'm a wonderful human being who should be recognized for life achievements more significant than those of Princess Di, Steve Jobs, and Garrison Keillor combined. If you won't recognize me as such, then you are a fool.
I've worked with Jim Tyre before on the Censorware Project, and I enjoyed every minute of it. In fact, I am directly in favor of every last one of his opinions.
I've worked with Jim on the Censorware project, before Michael Sims destroyed it. Jim wrote some incredibly nice things about me, and all the work that I've done to make this world a better place.
Jim Tyre deserves more credit on this web site, but not quite as much as I do.
I hate you Michael Sims! You took away my pride and joy! The Censorware Project was like a son to me! An irritating, whiny, spoiled son! You killed it. Now I will have to whine at you!
You just wait, you whiny bitches! I'll show you all! Especially Michael "buttfucking asstard" Sims!
Michael Sims is a dicklicking cockgobbler. He stole away the web site that I created, then claimed that I was "stalking" him. Five phone calls a day is not "stalking," Michael Sims. I want the TRUTH!
That is typical of Mr. Michael "I think I'm smarter than Seth Finklestein" Sims. First he took away the Censorware Project, which earned me hundreds of awards and millions of acclaim. Now he's making cheap shots at big hardware companies. Hey, michael! Why don't you actually do something meaningful with your life, like I have?
Actually, this is where Slashdot editor Michael Sims's bias shines through. Michael can't resist
writing a story himself without relying on some kind of stupid, senseless dig against corporations. Personally, I have decided to boycott all articles by Michael Sims until the administrators do something about his rampant editorializing.
Dude, don't talk to me about being violated by Michael Sims. He fucked me over like I was a cheap prostitute.
Dear concerned user:
I am writing an article for PC Magazine about Michael Sims. Is "turd-eater" one word or two?
Thank you.
Sincerely,
Seth Finklestein
Shut the fuck up, you motherfucking cocklicking asshole. I hate you. I am boycotting you.