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  1. Depends, how would it integrate with... on Speech Recognition in Silicon · · Score: 1

    pr0n? We all know that if there's a pr0n application, then the technology will be developed & shipped 100-1000x faster. Speech recognition + pr0n...
    of course, the obvious control of the system by speech (first steps towards a holodeck), but also you could identify who's in that video by their ... voice!

  2. Obligatory 2001 reference on Genesis: Data in good condition · · Score: 3, Funny

    From the recovery, from another poster: http://www.genesismission.org/images/gen_recovery_ fragments-browse.jpg
    interesting... they appear to have collected shards of a large, shiny black object...
    (queue the trumpet)

    My god, it's full of sand!

  3. Why are you running? on Ask Libertarian Presidential Candidate Michael Badnarik · · Score: 1

    Your campaign lacks the push to garner even one state, it's a foregone conclusion that every state will go either Democrat or Republican to the layperson. Is there anything you're doing to try to change that?

  4. Re:As I was listening to the music... on Kong in Concert - Donkey Kong Country Arrangements · · Score: 1

    By "Hack or devise some way to be able to play the original game to this new music", do you mean "turn down the tv volume and turn up the stereo volume"? That's the layman's solution -- we all use it to play real heavy metal over games with nu-metal or "hello kitty on speed"-type soundtracks. It's almost as good as putting heavy metal tapes in Teddy Ruxpin dolls.

  5. Universal slashdot translated summary on Kong in Concert - Donkey Kong Country Arrangements · · Score: 4, Funny

    "If you like the idea of free, non-commercial videogame remixes, check us out."

    translates to:

    "If you want to hear the one genre of music guaranteed not to get you laid, check us out."

  6. Try it with old macOS floppies.. on Companies, Government and Community Fiber Rollouts · · Score: 1

    I have a box of old MacOS's, and I also have an old mac Classic (boo yeah). So, let's try a little game: I give you the MacOS system 3.1 disk, and if you can boot it on a PC with your "tool", and if it works the same as it does on the mac classic (i.e. shows up in black and white, reads mac disks, etc), then you might have something. Otherwise, you can't run "anything" on "anything", you just think you can.

  7. I have a better Idea on Beat Spam By Not Using Email · · Score: 1

    How about a role-based "register to view/edit forum" (tm), where each person is assigned a role where the permissions include "view messages to ME or from ME"?

  8. ... guaranteed solution formulae here on General Solution for Polynomial Equations? · · Score: 3, Informative

    more quotes from the professor: "The "range" software of Oliver Aberth (that I have on our computer) can find
    all the roots, real and complex, of any polynomial to whatever accuracy you
    specify. Of course the more you ask for, the longer it may take, but it's
    pretty fast for ten places for polynomials of degree say ten or so.
    His book "Precise Numerical Methods Using C++" describes the methods used in
    his range software."

    Those are guaranteed solutions, too, not just "i think it's pretty close, but there's no way to prove it."

    They also have guaranteed solvers for nonlinear (and/or partial) DE's... this kid is about 50 years too late.

  9. man oh man on Two Years Before the Prompt: A Linux Odyssey · · Score: 2, Funny

    Queue the obligatory "Orgazmo" theme song reference...

    now you're a MAN!
    a MAN, MAN, MAN!

    If it's really that hard, Linux should come with a default command prompt that includes " for help, type man [command]. #"

  10. Here's a math prof's take on the paper on General Solution for Polynomial Equations? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    From a seasoned math professor's reading of it: "It looks like a mess to me.
    I don't know what his point is. He says its a "method of solving the roots"
    of a polynomial. Well, we already have very fine methods for doing that,
    interval Newton methods for instance. Using circular disk arithmetic in the
    complex plane we can find all the complex roots as well.
    There is no need whatever to make things more complicated such as going to
    differential equations. That is unneccessary. Root finding is an algebraic
    problem."

  11. Outsourcing isn't supposed to make it cheaper on Paul Samuelson Challenges Outsourcing · · Score: 1

    Outsourcing is done to turn a higher profit, not to sell for less. Besides, what does Wal-Mart selling groceries have to do with outsourcing? Perhaps you were referring to Wal-Mart selling clothing, but even name brands are largely made overseas, so Wal-Mart is kinda the lesser of two evils -- if you must buy from overseas, why overpay as well? Not all of us can afford Roberto Cavalli suits, or what have you, just to ensure that all parts are 100% not overseas (of course, Italy's overseas from here too, so you'd have to come up with a designer exclusively manufacturing with a 100% US all-legal labor chain, from growing the cotton to shipping to your house -- good luck with that!)

  12. What about boot? on Longhorn Will Have Ability to Ban External Storage Devices · · Score: 1

    What happens if you try to boot from a machine that has USB copying disabled, but USB legacy turned on?

  13. Publicly available data... so? on Hacking Congress · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There's a ton of publicly available data that I'm not sure would do anyone much more good in any format. i.e. you can get a copy of the fiscal budget of the USA, but I'm not sure an XML version is much better than the deforesting hardcopy... which is page after page of staggeringly large numbers in miniscule print, identified with really, really obscure allocation categories. (~63 meg download, have fun!)
    http://www.whitehouse.gov/omb/budget/fy2005 /

  14. Convert buffers back to video on Audio Processing on Your Graphics Card? · · Score: 1

    The best part is you could probably convert the GPU's buffers back to video, and draw the sound being processed. THat would be SWEET to watch, and probably would look great projected behind a live band doing real-time proc of the main mixing board :-D

  15. When I said megawatt, i meant terawatt on Cold Fusion Back From The Dead · · Score: 1

    For example, the Nova fusion laser produces 16 *T*rillion watts of laser light.
    http://www.llnl.gov/str/Remington.html

    The new one will be even more: "NIF will generate up to 750 trillion watts of laser light."

    Dang! That's definitely not fitting in my trunk.

  16. Re:I'm still waiting for my... on Cold Fusion Back From The Dead · · Score: 1

    Well, a regular fusion reactor requires gigantic magnets and/or lasers, so in short, no. Unless you can cram a multi-megawatt laser into your trunk, or unless cold fusion has some compact form (but we don't have it "working well" yet).

  17. The infamous space pen story on Hurricane Threatens Shuttle Program · · Score: 0

    And so, I bring up the infamous space pen story, for those of you that don't know:
    The US space program spent millions developing a ball-point pen that could write in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, etc.

    "In Soviet Russia" (This is where that comes from), they just use a pencil.

    We need to 'just use a pencil', but get our stuff UP THERE nonetheless.

  18. But we have more money too... on Broadband Envy: Fixing American Broadband · · Score: 1

    Sure, we have more land in the USA, but we have a ton more money too. I would argue that especially in cities, it's just too profitable to offer "high speed cable modem" access for $50 per month... if someone were to start offering 10mb for that price, all the big cable companies would have to switch to that as well...but until then, it's first come, first serve, highest price that people are willing to pay wins.

  19. and now, the deluge of "hard coded" jokes on Live Nightclub Hacking · · Score: 1

    Geek DJ meets girl, but she's not like the dance floor... Geek DJ's not used to prolonged "hard coding" ha ha ha, et al.

  20. not only that... on Implications Of The Recent Hash Function Attacks · · Score: 1

    If you sign for one hash, you've signed for anything that can generate that hash... which is a great deal more than 2 different sets of data. It's an infinite set of data (in theory)!

  21. aren't there around 31M linux users total? on SCO Caps Legal Expenses At $31 Million · · Score: 1

    Why don't we all kick in $1, and send SCO packing?

  22. The impetus for development is steeper on Is Open Source An Advantage For Game Developers? · · Score: 1

    For an OSS game engine to be successful, it would have to have some really innovative stuff. I.E. render faster, better, bigger than ID's products, or at LEAST as good. Plus, you have to invest in the graphics, etc. It is not as easy as connecting up some plugins and creating a product... if the game is similar to others, and not hugely fun to play, it will be very quickly ignored by everyone on the planet. Maybe if more graphics people gave away their work... but that's much harder to come by than OSS. You could always ask me to do some art, but even I can't imagine not charging SOMETHING for it.

  23. Any name I want, eh? on Caller ID Falsification Service · · Score: 2, Funny

    So how many times can you fit "boobs" in the space of a caller ID name display?

  24. Does it run Windows? on 96 Processors Under Your Desktop · · Score: 0

    If so, queue megadeth's "99 ways to die" ha ha!
    Seriously, though, I bet Strongbad can check the hell out of his email with that!

  25. "Track down" - ... "in code" on Anatomy Of A Bug In Microsoft Office · · Score: 1, Insightful

    We all know how to track down bugs in Microsoft programs... you use them! hey hey!
    I think they meant in the code... that part's probably harder. Cause you have to not disturb any of the OTHER bugs in there! HEY HEY!