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SCO Caps Legal Expenses At $31 Million

uniqueCondition points to a story on News.com, writing "With SCO's legal costs reaching $7.3 million in their most recent quarter, nearly half of the $15 million it has spent in the last five quarters, SCO can't afford this kind of litigation. They have therefore limited their payment to $31 million for the entire case and is giving their legal team a larger slice of any settlement SCO achieves. Under the current agreement, the firm's contingency payment is 20 percent of a settlement. Under the new agreement, that increases to a range of 20 to 33 percent." uniqueCondition links also to coverage at Techrepublic.com, InformationWeek and The Inquirer.

341 comments

  1. To bail or not to bail by AKAImBatman · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'd say that their legal team would probably bail under this new contract (given that they probably don't expect to win), but then I read the "capped" number. 31 million dollars?!? Isn't that a bit like capping baseball players? i.e. They already make so much money that the cap doesn't matter in many ways other than principle.

    1. Re:To bail or not to bail by TopShelf · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If anything, the cap gives both parties a point at which they can simply throw in the towel and pretend they're saving some face...

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    2. Re:To bail or not to bail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now we all know SCO is dying!

    3. Re:To bail or not to bail by HancockDC · · Score: 1
      Well, my first thought was that we'd find out in a hurry just how good a chance the legal team thought SCO had.

      Now I wonder if they'll simply go on until the magic number of $31 million approaches, and then go to trial and take their chances?

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    4. Re:To bail or not to bail by HancockDC · · Score: 1
      The previous writer had this to say:
      They already make so much money that the cap doesn't matter in many ways other than principle.


      Principles?

      Remember who we're dealing with.....

      The only question is whether this becomes a SCO joke or a lawyer joke.

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    5. Re:To bail or not to bail by kevmit · · Score: 5, Funny
      "Principles? Remember who we're dealing with..."
      Exactly. Note to SCO: "Scruple" and "Screw People" are not the same thing.
    6. Re:To bail or not to bail by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      Principles?

      Remember who we're dealing with.....


      Baseball players? There's always the matter of competing on pay. Besides, how are those poor, starving players supposed to get wage adjustments to keep up with inflation? At 3% inflation, the players will be loosing $30,000 in raises per year! We're taking food out of their children's mouths! Won't someone please think of the children?!?

    7. Re:To bail or not to bail by Analogy+Man · · Score: 1

      When the ship is ablaze the rats will scurry off the ship...no matter how much cheese is on board.

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    8. Re:To bail or not to bail by ackthpt · · Score: 1
      I'd say that their legal team would probably bail under this new contract (given that they probably don't expect to win), but then I read the "capped" number. 31 million dollars?!? Isn't that a bit like capping baseball players? i.e. They already make so much money that the cap doesn't matter in many ways other than principle.

      If they didn't expect to win they would have capped it at $15M

      What's almost comedy here is that SCO stock will only be worth whatever the lawyers and BayStar don't keep, which is probably nearly nothing. Aren't there types of stock where investors may actually be responsible for company debts?

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    9. Re:To bail or not to bail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn! s/loosing/losing/g

      Hanging around here is bad for one's gramm[ar|er] and spelling.

    10. Re:To bail or not to bail by EpsCylonB · · Score: 1

      I don't what it is like with baseball but here in england our "soccer" stars are also payed large amounts, the average wage in the premiership is bout 400,000 pounds a i believe. While that may seem like a huge amount when you consider that many sports people burn out after about 10 years and then have ntohing to do it isn't that bad.

    11. Re:To bail or not to bail by AKAImBatman · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, I don't begrudge the athletes their money. It was simply a poor attempt at being funny. BTW, in case you're interested, the average U.S. baseball player's salary is ~$3,000,000 US. That's why the talks of salary capping started.

    12. Re:To bail or not to bail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's "cheddar", not "cheese". And you use it to buy "bling-bling". Dude, you would like sooo get beat up in Compton. Word.

    13. Re:To bail or not to bail by Monkelectric · · Score: 1
      More then that: lawyers are complete bastards. I can't believe the case won't be "dumped" now. Dumping is when a lawyer figures you can't afford to pay anymore so they dispose of your case any way they can.

      Happened to a friend of mine, he got into a fight at a bar or something, should have gotten probation or community service, paid a lawyer every CENT he had, then the lawyer told him he *HAD* to plead guilty and take a plea of 6 months in jail. He didn't know any better :(

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    14. Re:To bail or not to bail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      when you consider that many sports people burn out after about 10 years and then have ntohing to do it isn't that bad.

      Most of them seem to go straight over into sport management or journalism. The others can perfectly well get real jobs like the rest of us.

      The fact that their sporting career is of limited duration does not render them incapable of ever doing any other kind of work, and therefore it is not a valid reason to pay them ludicrous sums of money.

      That's not to say I disagree with their salaries -- if that's the amount of money the market judges their skills to be worth, then by definition it's what they're worth, even a socialist liberal like me can see that. But let's not pretend there's any other reason, 'kay?

    15. Re:To bail or not to bail by bs_02_06_02 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The legal team won't bail. Not until they've bled SCO for every last nickel. THEY'RE LAWYERS!

      I can't believe that anyone thinks that the legal team would ever quit. If a lawyer said to a client, "Hey, we can't win." And the client responds, "I've got $30 million dollars," the lawyer is going to turn around and go back to work. They will figure out a way to stretch it out. They'll exhaust every last option, they'll go over everything one more time. They'll re-file. They'll appeal.

      The biggest thing SCO and their legal team can do is issue press releases. Press releases are treated like news. Newspapers print them and treat them as news. The average citizen doesn't discern "news" from PR. They lump it all together, and the sad thing? People believe everything they read.

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    16. Re:To bail or not to bail by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      The problem here isn't so much with the superstars as it is with the lesser players. They make considerably less while still being subject to the same, relatively short career lifespan and prospects for injury.

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    17. Re:To bail or not to bail by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Sure it does. They use their bodies up in the process of their careers. Although, such problems are not merely limited to athletes. Other less glamourous professions result in individuals that are old wrecks who are essentially unemployable.

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    18. Re:To bail or not to bail by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      Actually baseball isn't salary capped in many ways, which is why Steinbrenner can afford enough talent to make annual playoff runs. Basketball and football do have salary caps (and revenue sharing). The caps are for teams and designed to make teams more comptetitve. Under both you can pay a superstar as much as you want but that leaves you less to hire the remaining team.

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    19. Re:To bail or not to bail by LuxFX · · Score: 1

      And what about potential counter-suits? Does the $31 million include money lost in the inevitable counter-suits, or are they just going to "worry about that when they get there"? (read: declare bankruptcy, avoid all debts, get M$ to have BayStar send them some more money, and resume business)

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    20. Re:To bail or not to bail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't that a bit like capping baseball players?

      I always find it funny when sports teams demand a salary cap for their players.

      Look, if you don't want to pay John Doe (alleged superstar) $40 million a year to throw a ball around, THEN DON'T DO IT and STOP COMPLAINING.

      Ridiculously large salaries happen because teams are willing to pay.

      The corollary is that if teams are willing to pay ridiculously large salaries, then they are able to pay ridiculously large salaries because there is so much money in professional sports.

      Suck it up. Supply and demand. And don't forget, you may be in the sports business, but you are still a business. Keep your costs down.

    21. Re:To bail or not to bail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Engrish-speaking negroes will never leave this ship before it is firmly placed on the seafloor. LA is already ruined, what's next?

    22. Re:To bail or not to bail by homer_ca · · Score: 1

      It's not about the principles or making enough money. This is about the opportunity cost of not billing their time to another client who actually has cash to pay their hourly rate.

    23. Re:To bail or not to bail by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      That's why I gave up my bikini inspector job, but it didn't help. I'm still unemployable.

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    24. Re:To bail or not to bail by dipipanone · · Score: 1

      > The legal team won't bail. Not until they've bled
      > SCO for every last nickel. THEY'RE LAWYERS!

      You talk as though they're twisting SCO's arm up their back to do this work on their behalf. It's actually the other way around -- SCO are desperate to give these lawyers as much as $31 m.

      > I can't believe that anyone thinks that the
      > legal team would ever quit

      Yeah, they're a bit like programmers in that sense. They like to find out how much your budget is, and spend it on their time until it's all gone. Lawyers file motions, developers add features.

      More interesting to me isn't how SCO are getting ripped off -- the seven million they've spent on them in the last quarter doesn't seem to have bought them anything worth having, but at least it's their choice to sue.

      If you look at the IBM filings, in contrast, you can actually *see* the impact of millions of dollars worth of legal work. The difference is, IBM doesn't have a choice in the matter.

      Fortunately, their lawyers are going tear SCO/Boies et al a new set of arseholes.

    25. Re:To bail or not to bail by budgenator · · Score: 1

      I figure potential counter-suits;
      1-2000 contributers/copyright-holders * $50K per each infringment = $100M - 200M * each distribution to be a boat-load of money. It could make the original $5B look like chump-change!

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    26. Re:To bail or not to bail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      And by hiding the obscene amount of money that the teams make and acting shocked!, yes shocked at the players' salaries they can have the court of public opinion be the bad guy and keep the costs down for them...

    27. Re:To bail or not to bail by sacmog · · Score: 0
      I haven't seen a reply to this yet, so I'll field it.

      What if the lawyers stay for the $31M, then quit. Why go to trial? They don't have to.

      What are the odds that SCO would get some kind of mis-trial and we would have to set through all of this again.

      I don't think this limit is a good option. But if I were the SCO Lawyers, I'd ask for the money up front. It might not be there later.

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    28. Re:To bail or not to bail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wasn't this settled in 1994? SCO is wasting time and money on this issue and use it resources to better the "corporate" version of UNIX.
      I have been using UNIX since 1984 when there were many flavors of UNIX (Xenix[SCO], Ultrix, etc.) and I don't remember any law suits about copyright issues.
      SCO has nothing better to do than beat a dead horse.

  2. Might buy ya by DarkLox · · Score: 1, Funny

    31 Million Dollars might buy you a few hours lawyer time nowadays....sheesh.

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  3. What exactly is a larger slice by Trigun · · Score: 5, Funny

    of total annihilation?

    Sounds like a sound investment to me!

    1. Re:What exactly is a larger slice by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      > of total annihilation?

      The Core Contingency?

      Chris Mattern

    2. Re:What exactly is a larger slice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, he meant TA:Kingdoms (ouch!)

    3. Re:What exactly is a larger slice by DAldredge · · Score: 1

      Well the addon to Total Annihilation was called Core Contigency ;->

    4. Re:What exactly is a larger slice by kcdoodle · · Score: 1

      Your coffee?

      A good friend from the Navy used to say,
      "I like my coffee like I like my women.
      Black and bitter."

      That may have been due to influences from his ex-wife.

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    5. Re:What exactly is a larger slice by WD_40 · · Score: 1

      I like my women like I like my coffee.

      Ground up and in the freezer.

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    6. Re:What exactly is a larger slice by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      "I forget, what is 10% of nothing? Oh, that's right, it is nothing!"
      - Jayne in Firefly -

    7. Re:What exactly is a larger slice by josquin00 · · Score: 1
      I like my women like I like my Kiwi fruit: firm, yet fleshy, sweet, yet tart, and covered in small brown fur.

      Damn. It's starts off so well, too.

    8. Re:What exactly is a larger slice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good one. I salute your wit.

    9. Re:What exactly is a larger slice by stanmann · · Score: 1

      I also like coffee like my women, tall, dark, strong and sweet. :)

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  4. Begging to be bought out by SeanTobin · · Score: 5, Interesting
    SCO is just begging to be bought out now. Take a look at this gem from the end of the news.com.com article:
    SCO also announced its board has approved a revised shareholder rights plan designed to make a hostile takeover harder, though no such attempts are under way, McBride said.

    "Where the share prices are at now, we are concerned about somebody who would be opportunistic. What's to keep IBM or somebody else from coming in and taking (SCO) out at a much lower price than the claims you have on the table?" he asked.
    Ahh... the joys of watching scumbag companies dangle in the wind. I almost feel sorry for their shareholders.
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    1. Re:Begging to be bought out by Trigun · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I almost feel sorry for their shareholders.
      If they weren't comprised of the SCO board of directors, that is...

    2. Re:Begging to be bought out by ideonode · · Score: 4, Funny

      we are concerned about somebody who would be opportunistic

      Mr. Pot, have you met Mr. Kettle?

    3. Re:Begging to be bought out by metlin · · Score: 3, Funny

      Do not know if we are talking about the same pot, but hell, I sure as hell would like to have some of what Darl seems to be smoking ;-)

    4. Re:Begging to be bought out by Proaxiom · · Score: 3, Insightful
      He kind of has a point, though. Of course, it's silly that IBM would buy them because SCO is cheaper than the value of the legal claims against them, but if SCO stock were to drop enough that the company was cheaper than IBM's legal fees in fighting off the suit, then a takeover would make sense.

      IBM could just buy SCO and put it out of everyone else's misery, and save money doing it. Plus, they could get the satisfaction of firing Darl McBride.

    5. Re:Begging to be bought out by FatRatBastard · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Actually, my impression is that the poison pill measure is simply a way for them to "look good." The fact that Canopy, the Board of Directors and various employees own a substancial chunk of the company to begin with even without the poison pill measures anyone who would be interested in buying SCO would have to negotiate with Canopy, et al.

      Basically, its like putting spinning rims on a 1995 Hundai: it does nothing to add to the value of the car, but the owner hopes desperately it will make it look like he's not driving such a POS.

    6. Re:Begging to be bought out by soybean · · Score: 1

      Ahh... the joys of watching scumbag companies dangle in the wind. I almost feel sorry for their shareholders.

      For various values of "almost."
    7. Re:Begging to be bought out by Craevenwulfe · · Score: 1

      Uh, Darl is probably putting this idea out there as it's sure as heck the only way he now has to make any money.

    8. Re:Begging to be bought out by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      I sure as hell would like to have some of what Darl seems to be smoking ;-)

      No; it's because of the desparation for money to finance his crack-smoking habit that Darl is leading this last-ditch attempt in the first place.

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    9. Re:Begging to be bought out by Dogtanian · · Score: 3, Insightful

      IBM could just buy SCO and put it out of everyone else's misery, and save money doing it. Plus, they could get the satisfaction of firing Darl McBride.

      Darl McBride would still get his money, and IBM would have to pay for a sign saying "SCO copycat litigants hoping to get bought out for more than they are genuinely worth: Please Queue Here".

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    10. Re:Begging to be bought out by gcaseye6677 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      As satisfying as it would be for IBM to buy SCO and give the execs 10 minutes to clean out their offices, I believe the reason they have resisted doing this so far is because it would create an enormous incentive for every failing technology company to try the same thing. Getting bought out is a lot more attractive than watching your company wither and die. IBM is a big enough target that they could very well be made to suffer if enough companies thought they could get themselves bought by filing a bogus lawsuit.

    11. Re:Begging to be bought out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I believe (not 100% sure) that when a company is bought out usually the upper management has a "golden parachute" that gives them money. So this could be an effort to try and get bought out sooner so that he can collect.

      I have no idea if this is correct or not just some speculation without reading the article!

    12. Re:Begging to be bought out by Apathetic1 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      IBM has had the means to buy SCO all along. They'll never do it because it sets a bad precedent: Launch a baseless lawsuit against IBM, get bought out.

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    13. Re:Begging to be bought out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No, it would not make sense. Think about it: what kind of signal would that send to other crooks looking to make money out of IBM? Also, newSCO have impugned IBM's integrity with respect to IP, and that could be harmful to IBM's business if the outcome of the case leaves any room for doubt on that point.

      No, IBM needs to unequivocally beat them and then sow their fields with salt.

    14. Re:Begging to be bought out by UnknowingFool · · Score: 5, Interesting
      IBM could just buy SCO and put it out of everyone else's misery, and save money doing it. Plus, they could get the satisfaction of firing Darl McBride.

      That would be the quick and easy solution. I think IBM wants it to be painful for SCO. If IBM wins on its counterclaims of infringement, it could own SCO outright. With its portfolio of patents and copyrights and heavy purse strings, IBM could bankrupt SCO through legal battles and settlement claims. As the major creditor, IBM then owns SCO.

      It could then do worse then just to fire Darl. As the owner of SCO, it then has access to all SCO's files. If it finds any legal wrongdoing on Darl's or any other exec's part, it could pursue legal action against them for fraud, perjury, damage to the company, etc. They could then go after all of the money he's gotten so far. This would send a clearer message to anyone who might think about pulling another stunt like this.

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    15. Re:Begging to be bought out by CanadianCrackPot · · Score: 1

      Why fire him when you could put him in much more useful and educational positions. Make him a PR man so he has to deal more directly with the shit he's caused.

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    16. Re:Begging to be bought out by rjamestaylor · · Score: 1
      I almost feel sorry for their shareholders.

      Why? from what I can tell many of them are short on SCOX and stand to make mint.

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    17. Re:Begging to be bought out by Deep+Fried+Geekboy · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the SCO principals are currently DREAMING of being bought out by Big Blue. That's why they trailed the whole idea at the end of the release. Nudge, nudge.

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    18. Re:Begging to be bought out by WormholeFiend · · Score: 1

      IIRC, some stripclubs in Canada offered lapdance vouchers in exchange for Bre-X stocks at some point after that scandal made them basically worthless...

    19. Re:Begging to be bought out by funaho · · Score: 4, Funny

      I think they're on something a little stronger than pot. Think about it...if they were smoking pot, they would have sat around and TALKED about suing IBM for five billion dollars, then giggled a lot and continued to sit around and until they decided to make a taco bell run and ended up forgetting all about IBM. :)

    20. Re:Begging to be bought out by llywrch · · Score: 1

      > I sure as hell would like to have some of what Darl seems to be smoking ;-)

      You sure?
      * First hit, you want to sue a major corporation based on slender -- if any -- evidence.
      * Second hit, you anger every computer enthusiast, demand that they pay you money, & guarrantee your company loses customers & you effective end your career as a suit.
      * Third hit, you manage to piss off even the corporate sharks who are using you as a cat's-paw.
      * Fourth hit -- I don't know what's next. Claim the Mormon church is run by Satan? Sell your children to a laboratory in a Third-World country as experimental subjects? Publically state that Martians have stolen your underwear & replaced them with identical copies that make you want to watch Gigli nonstop for five days?

      Based on the keynote speech that Enderle gave at SCO Forum last month ("I actually am Bill Gates Love slave"), MacBride introduced him to his dealer.

      I'd figure you're safer messing with ketamine or PCP than what MacBride is abusing.

      Geoff

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    21. Re:Begging to be bought out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      But Canopy Grp is also a 'previous' creditor, so they are in line first.

      Besides, SCO is just another front for Canopy. Canopy (its leadership and backers) are the real target.

      "You know Joseph Smith was a profit."

    22. Re:Begging to be bought out by arch17c7 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Plus, they could get the satisfaction of firing Darl McBride.

      Fire him? No, no, no, no, far too easy. Perhaps a demotion to the job of cleaning dust from the insides of old servers in the warehouse, or maybe even offering mints and cologne to upper management in the corporate washrooms. He's already familiar with the bottoms of toilets, since that seems to be where his ideas are coming from.

    23. Re:Begging to be bought out by Zeinfeld · · Score: 1
      As satisfying as it would be for IBM to buy SCO and give the execs 10 minutes to clean out their offices, I believe the reason they have resisted doing this so far is because it would create an enormous incentive for every failing technology company to try the same thing.

      One of the SCO contracts with their lawyers reportedly has a provision that means that the lawyers get paid in the case of a change of ownership of SCO.

      What interests me is what happens with any appeals. If SCO has been bled dry will they continue on to the bitter end or call it quits after the summary judgement?

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    24. Re:Begging to be bought out by gosand · · Score: 1
      What's to keep IBM or somebody else from coming in and taking (SCO) out at a much lower price than the claims you have on the table?

      Uhh, common sense for one. The fact that you have no viable business model or product? The fact that you aren't, and never really were, a significant technology company?

      Nobody wants you, nobody likes you. Reap what you sow, M'Fers.

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    25. Re:Begging to be bought out by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      Why stop at making a Taco Bell run when you could try getting it to throw a discus?

    26. Re:Begging to be bought out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I owned my own company I was sued three times.

      Three times.

      And I never settled, even though the cost of the fees paid to my lawyers was much more than the cost any settlement would cost me. I knew that if I ever settled I would be sued many times over by every opportunist on the block - non-disclosure agreement or not.

      In case you were wondering, lawsuits did not break me. I evetually sold the company for a good deal of money.

    27. Re:Begging to be bought out by macdaddy · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I almost feel sorry for their shareholders.

      Why? If they own SCO stock (NYSE: SCOX) and they lose money then it's their own damned fault. Don't feel sorry for people being stupid. You could make a full time job out of that nowadays. Stupid people only end up costing the rest of us in the end. If they want to make a quick buck on a pump and dump scam that's been widely debunked in investing circles then so be it. It's not our problem and we shouldn't have an sympathy for them. They're stupid.

    28. Re:Begging to be bought out by macdaddy · · Score: 1

      Upper management? Ha! Let him serve mints, cologne, and towels to the grunts that used to work for him. Or make him into a walking billboard and parade him up and down the street out front. :-) Oh!! I've got a better one. Make him work in the company daycare as the diaper changer. Muh ha haa haaaaaaa....

    29. Re:Begging to be bought out by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      Hmmm...looks like we have a new poll idea coming up:

      When you say you like your women like you like your coffee, you mean:

      Strong and Black
      Bitter
      Ground up and kept in the freezer
      .
      .
      .
      CowboyNeal

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    30. Re:Begging to be bought out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. If you want to threaten someone with bogus IP, choose EV1 or SUN, not IBM.

    31. Re:Begging to be bought out by southpolesammy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This is much the same thing I've been saying for quite some time, but one thing I haven't been able to adequately address is the possibility of a third party buying out SCO. Say someone like Microsoft.

      If you disregard the stupidity of such a purchase from an investment and liabilities standpoint, and just focus on the effects of such a buyout, you then have Microsoft putting their weight behind the motion, which could then drag out the case forever. It also protects the SCO execs from being absorbed by IBM and having their files investigated for wrongdoings. Despite the aforementioned stupidity of such a move, if Microsoft is in bed with SCO, this would be an advantageous move for bg and company to make if the possibility of IBM gaining access to information that could result in a major lawsuit against Microsoft.

      Question is could IBM or the courts prevent someone from buying SCO (other than IBM) while this lawsuit is pending? IANAL, so I'm asking non-rhetorically.

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    32. Re:Begging to be bought out by dafz1 · · Score: 1

      I don't think M$ would buy SCO. They've had plenty of chances, including referring BayStar and RBC to SCO.

      As a company that lives by the maxim, "All publicity is good publicity", something this bad is too bad for Microsoft. Microsoft seems content to live with the deluded idea that they currently, and in the future, make a product better than Linux. They don't think they have to go down their well traveled road of buying out the competition(which would be what SCO is, if they were to win their cases). By sitting back, and watching this game run it's course, they can keep their nose clean of this, while maintaining damage control on all of their other problems.

    33. Re:Begging to be bought out by Ziest · · Score: 1
      I like my women like the way I like my coffee;

      Black, Sweet, and Hot as hell!

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    34. Re:Begging to be bought out by jbolden · · Score: 1

      IBM has a pretty good countersuit against SCO. In your scenerio Microsoft would be accepting liability for SCOs acts when they absorbed them. That is a lot of risk.

    35. Re:Begging to be bought out by Alex+Belits · · Score: 1

      I'd figure you're safer messing with ketamine or PCP than what MacBride is abusing.


      You mean US legal system? I guess so...

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    36. Re:Begging to be bought out by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1
      In your scenerio Microsoft would be accepting liability for SCOs acts when they absorbed them.

      Interesting point. M$ or whoever would also have to accept the debt. If I remember correctly, as a major creditor, IBM at least will have access to SCO's books if not all their records.

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    37. Re:Begging to be bought out by jbolden · · Score: 1

      I think we are assuming that Microsoft would pay off any losses in the IBM suit. That is SCO is not a seperate entity but is absorbed. If SCO is seperate than IBM could get its hands on it....

    38. Re:Begging to be bought out by Peaker · · Score: 1

      Will this not be anticipated and get the documents destroyed before hand?

      Will IBM really be vengeful against the people involved?

    39. Re:Begging to be bought out by bckrispi · · Score: 1
      Say someone like Microsoft.

      I've said this before, it'll never happen for one good reason. MS has already been found to be a Monopoly for its stranglehold on desktop OS's. By purchasing SCO, it would gain the rights to UNIX that SCO has. The Justice Dep't. would never allow MS to own both Windows and Unix.

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    40. Re:Begging to be bought out by UnknowingFool · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Will this not be anticipated and get the documents destroyed before hand?

      Destruction of company property and files can be a criminal offence.

      Will IBM really be vengeful against the people involved?

      Yes. I don't think IBM has any real issues with SCO personnel; they know it is all being directed by those at the top. Darl's very public comments paints a target sign on him. They need to make an very public example of out someone.

      Darl has all but accused them IBM of stealing from his company to anyone who will listen. This has damaged their reputation, and, remember IBM has banked heavily on Linux. So this affects their bottom line too.

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    41. Re:Begging to be bought out by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Lukewarm and bitter.

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    42. Re:Begging to be bought out by Genda · · Score: 1

      Isn't this where SCO has a Patty Page sound alike sing "How much is that dog poop in the window?", in their new "Please buy the shop..." commercials.

      Yeah, it's a lovely shade of champagne brown, but would you wear around your neck??? Why not, Darl does...

      Gende

      SCatOlogical

    43. Re:Begging to be bought out by Eythian · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't. I hear it makes you paranoid.

    44. Re:Begging to be bought out by ntime60 · · Score: 1

      Actually I thought of a M$ buy out of SCO today as well. Ballmer: Take on the big dogs and tarnish the rep of the little penguin that could. By the way we will send you a $50M donation to tie it up in court. By the way IBM has been cheating on your contracts. Darl: That will ruin SCO. What will we do? Ballmer: Take some of the investment and hang out at the beach with your firends. Just make sure the penguin gets a bad rep. Darl: Sounds good to me. I am tired of trying to save SCO any way. Good doing business with you. Ballmer to Gates: We will have SCO and UNIX in time for the longhorn release. The little penguine will take a nasty fall.

  5. Oooh, a bigger fraction of zero by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    [SCO] is giving their legal team a larger slice of any settlement SCO achieves.
    SCO's "legal team?" Given their performance to date, I imagine that the sole member of their "team" is probably Chim Chim (the monkey from Speed Racer). He'll be a sad monkey though, cause 22-33% of nothing means no more bananas.
    1. Re:Oooh, a bigger fraction of zero by Erwos · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The way I see it, they've actually done a fantastic job so far.

      They've managed to keep a very dubious claim afloat, confuse the judge to the extent that the case wasn't summarily tossed, AND keep the public guessing as to whether the case has any merit or not. Honestly, they've been performing pretty well, given the tools at hand.

      -Erwos

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    2. Re:Oooh, a bigger fraction of zero by nattt · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I don't think that the judge is confused. Only in the last week has IBM's legal team stopped pulling punches, and I think they've still got much in reserve, legally speaking. They have the best expert witnesses that blow SCO's out of the water. Now they've started calling SCO liars in the court documents.

      The Judge has been very careful, very measured, and I guess, just giving SCO time to really make sure, before they meet his wrath.

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    3. Re:Oooh, a bigger fraction of zero by FatRatBastard · · Score: 1

      I'd agree. In fact, I'd even say that this has been in the best interest of the law firm, to the detriment of SCO. I suspect that Boise realized a long time ago that the chances for settlement / successful lawsuit were somewhere between very slim and none. They looked at the pile of cash SCO were sitting on and said "add to those billable hours, boys." $31 million in the bank, win or lose. What's not to love?

    4. Re:Oooh, a bigger fraction of zero by daeley · · Score: 1

      Hey, don't be dissing Chim Chim! He was probably the most level-headed of that whole crew! ;)

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    5. Re:Oooh, a bigger fraction of zero by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      The Judge has been very careful, very measured, and I guess, just giving SCO time to really make sure, before they meet his wrath.

      Uh... the judge is *meant* to be impartial. Unless...

      Judge's verdict: Darl McBride, SCO board and lawyers sentenced to death.
      Shock in courtroom.

      Darl starts mouthing off... "this isn't a murder trial".... "guilty of what?"... "this'll be struck down on appeal, asshole".

      "Silence!" yells the judge with such conviction that those present turn and face him.

      The judge, face covered by a cowl, takes one gloved hand, and makes a strangulation gesture, slowly but surely tightening his grip. As the SCO team start to have severe trouble breathing, a chink of light moves over the judge's cowl, revealing his face.

      "Tux!" gasps McBride with his last breath.

      Judge Tux laughs evilly as McBride and cronies expire, one-by-one.

      Hundreds of geeks rush over the now still corpses of SCO, and hug Judge Tux in gratitude.

      Tux sits back with an expression of stoned satisfaction.... well, the same damned expression he *always* wears, actually.

      "One thing," asks one of the geeks. "Where did you get those supernatural powers? I always thought you were a simple penguin, and yet... what you did there, I mean...."

      A small red figure steps out of the shadows.

      "Tux?" smiles the cute, but evil, sneaker-clad daemon. "Oh yes. Tux is just an ordinary penguin. I think he forgot that without me, he would be... nothing. But I grow tired of his arrogance...."

      The daemon takes his hand and makes the same strangulation gesture as Judge Tux made before. Tux holds his flippers to his throat, but is powerless to prevent his inevitable death at the hands of the daemon.
      His corpse lies lifeless on the floor, surrounded by disbelieving geeks.

      "So.... *BSD is dying, is it, my geek friends?"

      Geeks shake their heads nervously.

      "Too late!" yells the daemon. "Looks like I'm the only one who won't be dying around here today".

      With a wave of his hands, BSD daemon slams every exit in the room shut and sets the curtains on fire.

      Within minutes, the room is a scene of horror and carnage; there is no escape for the massed ranks of business reporters, and Linux geeks.

      BSD daemon smiles....

      "Netcraft... you're next."

      The End.

    6. Re:Oooh, a bigger fraction of zero by red+floyd · · Score: 2, Funny

      They have the best expert witnesses that blow SCO's out of the water

      Yeah. I'm dying to see how SCOX will try to discredit Brian Kernighan. That should be fun to watch.

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    7. Re:Oooh, a bigger fraction of zero by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      INFORMATIVE?!

      Darl isn't the only one on crack...

    8. Re:Oooh, a bigger fraction of zero by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Happy now?

    9. Re:Oooh, a bigger fraction of zero by swillden · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm dying to see how SCOX will try to discredit Brian Kernighan.

      Even more, I'd like to see them try to discredit Randall Davis. Davis' declaration says that SCO doesn't know how to compare code and discover if it's substantially similar. Who is Davis to know this? Well, aside from the Director of MIT's AI lab, Chairman of the NSF committee on software intellectual property and frequent testifier to Congress, he was the man consulted by 2nd Circuit Judge Pratt when Pratt defined the Abstraction-Filtration-Comparison test, which is the technique used by most US Federal courts -- including the 10th Circuit -- to determine if software is substantially similar.

      This means that when Judge Kimball goes back to review the rulings that defined the AFC test, so that he can be sure to apply it correctly, he'll be reading Davis' name, Davis' ideas and probably even some of Davis' words.

      Kernighan is well-known and well-respected in geek circles, but Judges know that Davis is the expert of experts on software copying.

      IBM to SCO: (Eying Sandeep Gupta) That's not an expert. (Pointing at Randall Davis) *That's* an expert. (SCO drops Gupta and runs away).
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    10. Re:Oooh, a bigger fraction of zero by Loonacy · · Score: 1

      Well unless they've fixed it, a +1 Funny moderation adds nothing to your Karma. Someone moderating it as Informative probably wanted to give the author a little karma as a reward for the amusing story.

    11. Re:Oooh, a bigger fraction of zero by Racter · · Score: 1

      The Judge has been very careful, very measured, and I guess, just giving SCO time to really make sure, before they meet his wrath. IANAL, but the correct legal terminology is "enough rope to hang themselves."

    12. Re:Oooh, a bigger fraction of zero by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's nice that the mods are friendly towards Anonymous Coward for once, I always see that guy getting moderated down.

    13. Re:Oooh, a bigger fraction of zero by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone moderating it as Informative probably wanted to give the author a little karma as a reward for the amusing story.

      That might be true, although in this case there would be one small flaw in doing so (hint: check the author's name).

    14. Re:Oooh, a bigger fraction of zero by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's nice that the mods are friendly towards Anonymous Coward for once, I always see that guy getting moderated down.

      It's very confusing when you discuss yourself in the first and third person like that.

      Although, by the same token, I am discussing myself in the second person here. Hang on....

      Nurse! I need more medication!

    15. Re:Oooh, a bigger fraction of zero by red+floyd · · Score: 1

      This means that when Judge Kimball goes back to review the rulings that defined the AFC test, so that he can be sure to apply it correctly, he'll be reading Davis' name, Davis' ideas and probably even some of Davis' words.

      They'll discredit him the same way that they discredit those who were present and actually signed the IBM license. "We know what he meant better than he does!"

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    16. Re:Oooh, a bigger fraction of zero by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you RTFA you will see the a bigger fraction of zero turns out to be $31 million plus 33% of zero...or a shitload of bananas.

    17. Re:Oooh, a bigger fraction of zero by Datafage · · Score: 1

      Well good, I'm glad the anonymous coward got rewarded for his efforts. ;)

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    18. Re:Oooh, a bigger fraction of zero by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      some of us ACs are logged in, posting as AC. People don't appear to realise that it is possible to do this...

    19. Re:Oooh, a bigger fraction of zero by Datafage · · Score: 1

      I realize it's possible; I just didn't know you got karma for mods done to anonymously posted comments.

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  6. Oh Nos! by GeekDork · · Score: 1, Funny

    Them lawyers are gunna starve!

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    1. Re:Oh Nos! by Nos. · · Score: 1

      This is sort of opposite to all those late night commercials for lawyers you see... don't pay us until we win money for you because you were talking on your phone and drove into a light post that had no business being there in the first place.

  7. But 20 to 33 percent... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...of nothing is still *nothing*.

    1. Re:But 20 to 33 percent... by StalinsNotDead · · Score: 3, Funny

      And it's not even *all* of the nothing. What a gyp.

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    2. Re:But 20 to 33 percent... by the_denman · · Score: 2, Funny

      well they have to still have some of that nothing to give to their stock holders in the end

  8. source license revenue from where by alw53 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What I want to know is: who is paying them 660K in sco source licensing reveunue last quarter? Did Microsoft make another payment, did they recategorize other income into that program; what's the deal? It can't possibly be real income.

    1. Re:source license revenue from where by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      That's from the previously announced licenses sold to EV1. They said at the time the money would show up in this quarter's earnings.

    2. Re:source license revenue from where by BurritoWarrior · · Score: 5, Informative

      It's a combination of EV1 revenue being booked and the fact that they now count "Unix licenses" in the deal since they give out a "Linux license" with every Unix purchase.

    3. Re:source license revenue from where by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 2, Funny
      they now count "Unix licenses" in the deal since they give out a "Linux license" with every Unix purchase.

      OK, so that accounts for another 3.

      Seriously, is anyone rolling out OneTrueUnixware on new deployments? Frankly, I'd summarily fire anyone who suggested we use it for anything other than maintaining a legacy system.

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    4. Re:source license revenue from where by greyguppy · · Score: 1

      Seriously, is anyone rolling out OneTrueUnixware on new deployments? Frankly, I'd summarily fire anyone who suggested we use it for anything other than maintaining a legacy system.

      No rational company would launch a new deployment of SCO products, as with all the FUD they are spreading about Linux, they are trying to point out that they are taking on IBM. If a small company was suing IBM, regardless of the merits of the case, I would await the outcome before handing over any cash, as IBM has the money, lawyers, and patents, to destroy almost any small company, be it through buying them out, patent counterclaims etc.

      The income is almost certainly for expansion of existing systems, where SCO Unix is already in use, and a couple of new terminals need adding etc. It would be madness for it to be anything else.

      If I had a large legacy SCO Unix installation, I would be looking medium to long term to replace it with something else, be it from IBM, Sun, HP, Microsoft, RedHat or whoever. In the short term though if they hire a few new guys there is more to be saved from maintaining a consistant environment than there is spent on a few new SCO Licenses

    5. Re:source license revenue from where by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Short summary - if you have some bogus IP, EV1 and Sun are good companies to threaten. They'll pay you hundreds of grand to license.

    6. Re:source license revenue from where by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One guess.

      "660K should be enough for anybody."

  9. Semi-obligatory Family Guy Quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "What do you want?"

    "I want to get the hell out of here!"

    "Oh, I'm sorry, we're fresh out of that. I'm afraid all we have left is untimely death!"

  10. SCO Lawyers by bucketoftruth · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I kinda wish I was a SCO lawyer. They're making phat bank and they must know it's all going to fall apart in the end. They'll walk away with pockets full of cash and they won't be liable for anything I bet. (IANAL)

    1. Re:SCO Lawyers by hhawk · · Score: 1

      I think they are on the hook for legal Malpractice...

      "Your firm told me we owned some unix copyrights?"

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    2. Re:SCO Lawyers by IncohereD · · Score: 1

      I think they are on the hook for legal Malpractice...

      "Your firm told me we owned some unix copyrights?"


      No no. More like Darl told the lawyers they believed they owned the copyrights, and the lawyers were obliged to do the best job they could possibly do of proving that.

      Just because a lawyer may suspect his client is guilty, doesn't mean he's not supposed to try to defend them to the full extent of the law. The same reasoning holds in civil cases. Lawyers are modern mercenaries.

  11. Wow! by A.T.+Hun · · Score: 0, Redundant

    You mean that the lawyers will get 33% of nothing instead of 20% of nothing? What a deal!

    1. Re:Wow! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, and SCO themselves may now have to live with as little as 77% of nothing.....

  12. What settlement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Having watched the carnage from the first, IANAL, but it seems to me that it isn't likely that SCO will recieve a settlement in this case. It seems far more likely that they'll be stumped.

    Ah well, atleast the lawyers will be well taken care of.... Probably the execs too...

  13. A hundred percent of nothing is still nothing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Might as well invest in losing lottery tickets.

    1. Re:A hundred percent of nothing is still nothing. by swschrad · · Score: 1

      great, have I got a portfolio of pre-tested tickets for you...

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    2. Re:A hundred percent of nothing is still nothing. by Bull999999 · · Score: 1

      Might as well invest in losing lottery tickets.

      At least you have one in millions chance of winning the jackpot with the lottery. SCO on the other hand...

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    3. Re:A hundred percent of nothing is still nothing. by sevenofnine · · Score: 1

      i think the reference was already lost lottery tickets.. as in even though they had already lost, there was still a bigger chance in making money off it...

  14. 33% Yeah Baby!! by The_DoubleU · · Score: 0, Redundant
    Under the new agreement, that increases to a range of 20 to 33 percent.
    If my calculator informs me correctly. 33% of 0 Dollars is still........... 0 Dollars.
    I was a layer in this case I would ask just for the 31 M Dollars and leave the building.
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  15. Eh? by agent+dero · · Score: 1

    *suprise*
    *shock*

    IBM, luckily is on Linux's side, and has the coffers to litigate with SCO into the next century

    *sigh*

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    1. Re:Eh? by Tezkah · · Score: 1

      I just hope Darl McBride doesn't become President of IBM and start suing people again...

      I mean, if he can turn a Linux distro into an anti-Linux suing machine, just think what he can do to a mere ally of Linux! IBM could be the next Microsoft! Oh...wait...I think they're onto m?#? NO CARRIER

    2. Re:Eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IBM could be the next Microsoft!

      IBM was the last Microsoft. They were the great Satan of the '80s.

      How quickly we forget. Hey, maybe they're due for a comeback.

  16. Unfortunately for the Lawyers... by HenryKoren · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A bigger slice of nothing is still nothing.

    Reminds me of fly by night dot-bomb executives trying to appease their employees by giving them tantalizing (restricted) stock options.

    Then pumping, dumping, and running like hell.

    1. Re:Unfortunately for the Lawyers... by Alsee · · Score: 1

      A bigger slice of nothing is still nothing.

      Yeah, but they don't hit the cap until SCO has paid the lawyers another $15 million or so. At that point I think the lawyers are free to pack their bags and start sipping Mai Tai's in Tahiti.

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  17. Quarters... by rf0 · · Score: 1

    So if they are limited to $31 million and they have already gone through $15 million that means I got about 2 quarters left. So at least 6 more months of this drama. Fun eh?

    Rus

    1. Re:Quarters... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Almost. They went through $15M since the lawsuit started. SO we only have another 18 months of this.

    2. Re:Quarters... by cdf123 · · Score: 1

      I think they ment that of the $15 mil they spent in the last 2 quaters total (as in employee salaries, state/federal taxes, operating expenses, etc, etc), amost half of all of that is legal fees. Not that this is much better, very few companies can just wake up one day and say "I think we should double our expennses" and live very long to tell about it. So in 2 quarters they spent ~$7 mil, so to spend $31 mil it should be another 6 give or take. So by this estimate we still have another year and a half of this BS to deal with. *sigh*

    3. Re:Quarters... by morcego · · Score: 1

      Actually, I was listening to the conference. This all sound strange to me.
      McNoSoBright said something like the $15Mi includes values not paid yet. Looks like a nice maneuver.

      I remember someone asking him about the real money they had. They reported they had $43Mi, and were assigning $31Mi for litigation. After many turns, McDump finally adimited that they were already charges for law services had they didn't pay yet, so that $43Mi is not really $43Mi. The value itself was left unsaid. I also remember him saying "We will not disclosure that information" about many questions.

      And I'm sure the fact they are closing offices (Spain and Italy were two he named, but he said others would also be closed), laying off, and such, is a clear indication that they are running out of money, and thus giving up their "core business" and rerouting what they have on litigation. Okey, HELLO ? Were I a shareholder, I would dump my shares as soon as possible.

      Interesting enough, McDOH said they are not in need of cash right now. Yeah, right.

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  18. On the day of closing statements... by Vexler · · Score: 5, Funny

    Judge: You may go ahead with your closing statement.
    SCO: Yes, Your Honor. Ladies and gentlemen, this is a case about intellec... (looks at watch abruptly) Oh, sorry, I guess the fund ran out just now. Another day, another trial. (Picks up briefcase, then bolts.)

    1. Re:On the day of closing statements... by Alsee · · Score: 1

      this is a case about intellec

      Wow. SCO and SCO's lawyers have told some real whoppers, but that takes the cake.

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  19. The *Actual* FleeceMasters Here... by MooseByte · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As someone pointed out over at groklaw, 31 million is almost exactly all SCO is now worth in reserves, assets, etc. Team Boise ain't exactly sacrificing much here.

    Everyone talks about SCO running a sleazy poorly executed shakedown (I agree), but I'm wondering if Boise and Crew have just shown us how to run a sleazy *brilliantly* executed shakedown - of SCO.

    And from reviewing all the filings, it's clear Boise et al weren't exactly working overtime with their best and brightest in putting the case together.

    Boise: "Hey look, it's a moron with tons of money. Let's string him along and see where it takes us."

    The would-be con men have been conned, and damn well I'd say.

    1. Re:The *Actual* FleeceMasters Here... by Mateito · · Score: 1
      Boise: "Hey look, it's a moron with tons of money. Let's string him along and see where it takes us."

      In poker, that's called "milking".

      Remind me never to play power with Boise et al.

    2. Re:The *Actual* FleeceMasters Here... by MooseByte · · Score: 1

      "In poker, that's called "milking". Remind me never to play power with Boise et al. "

      Man, no kidding! Darl's teats are going to be damn sore in the morning...

    3. Re:The *Actual* FleeceMasters Here... by Mateito · · Score: 4, Funny
      Darl's teats

      Boise swinging off Darl's nipples was really not an image I needed... but thanks anyway.

    4. Re:The *Actual* FleeceMasters Here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well that's what you get trying to litigate your way through business.
      Working with lawyers is like working with contract killers.
      You say, okay here's the deal. I'm going to give you a half million to kill this guy and steal all his dope, jewelry, weapons whatever it is you're trying to get. When you get back, I'll give you another half million and you give me the dope, jewelry, source code whatever. I'll tell you all my secrets and I won't tell anybody what you're doing because we're partners in crime. Hee hee hee.
      Well you'd have to be a very naive idiot to make a deal like that with a hired killer. It's just natural that he'll figure out that the short cut if just to act like he tried to find the hit, didn't make it and came back and still wants his money. And he's gonna get the money, now motherfucker.
      You're partners after all, right? It's always easier to fuck over the people you know best.
      It's no different working with a lawyer. You can't just assume they're going to play nice and do everything you say because you offered them some money. If they were such nice guys they wouldn't be so willing to do the ugly crap you were asking them to do, would they? Is that so hard to understand? Don't these people like McBride watch late night TV?
      It makes you wonder how the RIAA's relations with their lawyers are going. Everything's smooth on the outside. But what are the figures? Haven't heard much on that yet? I bet there's already some very interesting stories developing that aren't making it into the press. Thousands of lawsuits? Hmm. That's gotta cost. And three grand settlments might sound like a lot to a college student, but a lawyer? That's lunch money. They got to do a lot of footwork to get that money.
      Now I can hear the doubters going, nah they just push some papers around. No big deal. Yeah, of course. But we're not talking about what really happens, but what is billable. That's a whole different world for a lawyer.

    5. Re:The *Actual* FleeceMasters Here... by Performer+Guy · · Score: 1

      Boise didn't start this. SCO hired them long after the sabre rattling had begun. The main reason IMHO was to trade of the Boise reputation, so in that respect they got their moneys worth, unfortunately for SCO there's reality waiting at the other end of Daryl's rabbit hole.

    6. Re:The *Actual* FleeceMasters Here... by sharkey · · Score: 1
      Boise and Crew

      SCO has contracted a city in Idaho to represent them in court?

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    7. Re:The *Actual* FleeceMasters Here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Man, no kidding! Darl's teats are going to be damn sore in the morning...

      The mental image you gave us there is roughly equivalent to a first-viewing of goatse or tubgirl.

      Thank you.

    8. Re:The *Actual* FleeceMasters Here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      "And from reviewing all the filings, it's clear Boise et al weren't exactly working overtime with their best and brightest in putting the case together."

      I went through the Australian industrial court system a while back (I was claiming unfair dismissal). Fortunately for me, I had a contact in the state parliament who was able to hook me up with excellent representation. Not cheap, not big, but very good. My former employers went with the biggest names in town. Their representation, however, was unbelievably incompitent.

      After all was said and done, I came to the conclusion that their legal firm worked out very early that the case was a lost cause. For such cases I imagined that they have a pool of disposable lawyers whose directive is to draw the case out as long as possible (standard practice for lawyers to maximize profit, I guess) then take the courtroom beating thereby protecting the record of the firm's more "respected" lawyers.

    9. Re:The *Actual* FleeceMasters Here... by Pat69 · · Score: 1

      Short term, this is good for Boise & co. But looking long term, this can only hurt them.

      "Boise? Aren't you the lawyer that was in charge of that train wreck now known as the SCO Disaster? Well then, there's no way I'm going to hire you."

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    10. Re:The *Actual* FleeceMasters Here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      "Boise? Aren't you the lawyer that was in charge of that train wreck now known as the SCO Disaster? Well then, there's no way I'm going to hire you."


      Damn. I guess I'll have to spend another week lounging on the yacht.

    11. Re:The *Actual* FleeceMasters Here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Remind me never to play power with Boise et al.

      An interesting freudian slip, but a very apt one.

      Boise is a master at the game of power. Reminds me of the lawyer Sheffield in Bester's famous sci-fi novel (though I forgot it's name).

    12. Re:The *Actual* FleeceMasters Here... by toiletmonster · · Score: 1

      i agree. this is exactly what i was thinking.

    13. Re:The *Actual* FleeceMasters Here... by RsG · · Score: 1

      Except if the court decision shows, for example, that SCO's case had no merit whatsoever (or even better, that SCO commited perjury), then the perception might be that the law firm is not at fault. They could simply say "we took the case we tried to win, but you can't get blood from a stone." If, in retrospect, SCO is seen as being totaly and soley at fault, or if Boise & co could make it look that way to a prospective client, they could recover. Also, I don't know their record, but if it's either very good or very bad already, this won't make much of a difference (in fact the senior lawyers might be retiring, and this could be their way of getting a beach house in the Bahamas).

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    14. Re:The *Actual* FleeceMasters Here... by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      Boise doubtless told SCO to limit their discussion of the case in the press once litigation started. Once the case is over, there's nothing to stop them from blameing the whole loss on Darl's big mouth and being widely believed. This isn't The Devil's Advocate - nobody bats 1000.

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    15. Re:The *Actual* FleeceMasters Here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's recap. To date, SCO's lawyers have more than $7.5 million of SCO's money.

      From here on out, they get to keep billing until they have $31 million of SCO's money (which happens to be 100% of SCO's money). Then, when SCO has nothing left, the lawyers get to decide if they will keep going with the case for 33% of the recovery, or just bail if things are looking dim at that point.

      Man, it's good work if you can get it. (Anyone really think they've done any work worth $7.5+ million? That'd be 30000 hours at an average of $250/hr. Which is ~170 man-months. And they're getting their butts kicked by IBM. Pathetic.)

    16. Re:The *Actual* FleeceMasters Here... by dcam · · Score: 1

      One problem with this is that I don't see this providing good publicity for Team Boise. Would you hire a lawyer who acted this way?

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  20. Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Does anyone know why after making a post, your IP is contacted by a Slashdot-server (in my case 66.35.250.150), which makes a "GET /" request, and on success further requests to the links in the directory-index.

    Try it: post something, then watch your access_log.

    1. Re:Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      My PC was port-scanned by images.sourceforge.net after I only looked at my SF project page. OSTG is hacking the world or something.

    2. Re:Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      interesting.

      testing testing testing

    3. Re:Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Scan This.

      (waiting 20 seconds after hitting reply....blah...)

    4. Re:Question by chihowa · · Score: 5, Interesting

      66.35.250.150 (resolved to slashdot.org) scanned me for open proxies after I posted. It then poked around on my webserver for a bit.

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    5. Re:Question by Denis+Lemire · · Score: 0

      Testing this theory...

    6. Re:Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It then poked around on my webserver for a bit.

      Lucky you. It gave me a deep reaching anal probe. CumTaco, could you please make your server go a little more gentle next time?

    7. Re:Question by mortonda · · Score: 1

      Ok, I'm curious...

    8. Re:Question by mortonda · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Indeed, Here's the logfile entries that showed up:

      66.35.250.150 - - [01/Sep/2004:14:15:29 -0500] "GET http://yro.slashdot.org/ok.txt HTTP/1.0" 404 1034 "-" "libwww-perl/5.76"

      [Wed Sep 01 14:15:29 2004] [error] [client 66.35.250.150] File does not exist: /home/mortonda/public_html/htdocs/ok.txt

      Sep 1 14:15:17 freedom kernel: SFW2-INext-DROP-DEFLT IN=eth0 OUT= MAC=00:50:fc:e3:9a:cc:00:04:5a:f5:c3:44:08:00 SRC=66.35.250.150 DST=192.168.1.151 LEN=60 TOS=0x00 PREC=0x00 TTL=51 ID=17492 DF PROTO=TCP SPT=33207 DPT=1080 WINDOW=5840 RES=0x00 SYN URGP=0 OPT (020405B40402080A1D1CAC6D0000000001030300)
      Sep 1 14:15:20 freedom kernel: SFW2-INext-DROP-DEFLT IN=eth0 OUT= MAC=00:50:fc:e3:9a:cc:00:04:5a:f5:c3:44:08:00 SRC=66.35.250.150 DST=192.168.1.151 LEN=60 TOS=0x00 PREC=0x00 TTL=51 ID=17493 DF PROTO=TCP SPT=33207 DPT=1080 WINDOW=5840 RES=0x00 SYN URGP=0 OPT (020405B40402080A1D1CAD990000000001030300)
      Sep 1 14:15:20 freedom kernel: SFW2-INext-DROP-DEFLT IN=eth0 OUT= MAC=00:50:fc:e3:9a:cc:00:04:5a:f5:c3:44:08:00 SRC=66.35.250.150 DST=192.168.1.151 LEN=60 TOS=0x00 PREC=0x00 TTL=51 ID=29239 DF PROTO=TCP SPT=33208 DPT=3128 WINDOW=5840 RES=0x00 SYN URGP=0 OPT (020405B40402080A1D1CAD990000000001030300)
      Sep 1 14:15:23 freedom kernel: SFW2-INext-DROP-DEFLT IN=eth0 OUT= MAC=00:50:fc:e3:9a:cc:00:04:5a:f5:c3:44:08:00 SRC=66.35.250.150 DST=192.168.1.151 LEN=60 TOS=0x00 PREC=0x00 TTL=51 ID=29240 DF PROTO=TCP SPT=33208 DPT=3128 WINDOW=5840 RES=0x00 SYN URGP=0 OPT (020405B40402080A1D1CAEC50000000001030300)
      Sep 1 14:15:23 freedom kernel: SFW2-INext-DROP-DEFLT IN=eth0 OUT= MAC=00:50:fc:e3:9a:cc:00:04:5a:f5:c3:44:08:00 SRC=66.35.250.150 DST=192.168.1.151 LEN=60 TOS=0x00 PREC=0x00 TTL=51 ID=61874 DF PROTO=TCP SPT=33209 DPT=8000 WINDOW=5840 RES=0x00 SYN URGP=0 OPT (020405B40402080A1D1CAEC50000000001030300)
      Sep 1 14:15:26 freedom kernel: SFW2-INext-DROP-DEFLT IN=eth0 OUT= MAC=00:50:fc:e3:9a:cc:00:04:5a:f5:c3:44:08:00 SRC=66.35.250.150 DST=192.168.1.151 LEN=60 TOS=0x00 PREC=0x00 TTL=51 ID=61875 DF PROTO=TCP SPT=33209 DPT=8000 WINDOW=5840 RES=0x00 SYN URGP=0 OPT (020405B40402080A1D1CAFF10000000001030300)
      Sep 1 14:15:26 freedom kernel: SFW2-INext-DROP-DEFLT IN=eth0 OUT= MAC=00:50:fc:e3:9a:cc:00:04:5a:f5:c3:44:08:00 SRC=66.35.250.150 DST=192.168.1.151 LEN=60 TOS=0x00 PREC=0x00 TTL=51 ID=49346 DF PROTO=TCP SPT=33211 DPT=8080 WINDOW=5840 RES=0x00 SYN URGP=0 OPT (020405B40402080A1D1CAFF10000000001030300)
      Sep 1 14:15:29 freedom kernel: SFW2-INext-DROP-DEFLT IN=eth0 OUT= MAC=00:50:fc:e3:9a:cc:00:04:5a:f5:c3:44:08:00 SRC=66.35.250.150 DST=192.168.1.151 LEN=60 TOS=0x00 PREC=0x00 TTL=51 ID=49347 DF PROTO=TCP SPT=33211 DPT=8080 WINDOW=5840 RES=0x00 SYN URGP=0 OPT (020405B40402080A1D1CB11D0000000001030300)

    9. Re:Question by Nodatadj · · Score: 1

      testing, testing, 1, 2

  21. Works on contingency? by sczimme · · Score: 2, Funny


    No, money down!

    /I move for a bad... court... thingy.

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    1. Re:Works on contingency? by beugh · · Score: 0

      you mean a mistrial?

    2. Re:Works on contingency? by sharkey · · Score: 1

      Are you aware that you're not wearing pants?

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    3. Re:Works on contingency? by jrod2027 · · Score: 1

      This is the greatest case of false advertising I've seen since I sued the movie The Never Ending Story.

    4. Re:Works on contingency? by RsG · · Score: 1

      "Care to join me in a celebratory drink?" (holds up bourbon)

      "But it's nine in the morning!"

      "Yeah, but I haven't slept in days" (drinks half)

      (offers bottle) "Last chance" (drinks the rest)

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  22. A large percentage of the settlement? by Zangief · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does this means that if the judge "settles" that Darl spends his next 10 years in jail, he actually gets 4 years, and the lawyers get 6 years?

    Sounds good to me...

    1. Re:A large percentage of the settlement? by CanadianCrackPot · · Score: 1

      No no Darl gets the full 10 but the lawyers also have to spend 6 with him, in maximum security.

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      Great programmers drink hard liquor and work best hungover.
    2. Re:A large percentage of the settlement? by Digicaf · · Score: 1

      Actually, there have been a few sc-fi books written in semi-plausable scenarios where the lawyer is held with the accused. If the defendant is found guilty, then the lawyer gets a share of the punishment.

      Not too shabby eh?

  23. Quick resolution prediction by Camel+Pilot · · Score: 1

    Once the 32 Million is billed out I think you will see a quick resolution of the SCO lawsuits. As pointed out in the conference call yesterday several IP legal firms have offered an opinion that the SCO suits have no legs (I think one of the callers adviced them to get a second opinion instead of relying only on the firm you just promised $31 Million). So once the money is gone so will the motivation.

    These high rate of expenditures are interesting as quality of legal work so far has been sophmorphic and low quality.

    1. Re:Quick resolution prediction by freedom_india · · Score: 1

      I for one would wish the lawyers milk SCO for all its worth and then Bolt. Lawyers are the lesser evil in this case.

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      "Doing what i can, with what i have." ~ Burt Gummer
    2. Re:Quick resolution prediction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      as quality of legal work so far has been sophmorphic and low quality.

      Apparently, some of SCO's incompetence is bleeding through to your grammar skills.

    3. Re:Quick resolution prediction by Karma+Farmer · · Score: 1

      These high rate of expenditures are interesting as quality of legal work so far has been sophmorphic and low quality.

      I'd like to think SCO is getting some value for the $7 million dollars they spent in the last 3 months. But, simply by accepting this case the law firm has demonstrated questionable ethics.

      In fact, I bet they're sending McBride a listless shaved chimpanzee and a bottle of cheap tequila every evening, but are billing SCO for 12 year old boys and Perfidio.

  24. Predictions... by l4m3z0r · · Score: 2, Insightful

    When they spend all $31 Million and a settlement is still not coming what will the lawyers do then? I highly doubt they are going to keep working. My bet is the second that $31 mil is gone the lawyers are going to walk away and watch the company die. Perhaps SCO just dictated how and when it will fall.

  25. opportunistic by HogGeek · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think every slashdotter should chip in $100, and WE buy SCO!

    1. Re:opportunistic by mowler2 · · Score: 1

      The SCO mess will soon be over, it's better if we chip in $100 USD each, and buy something useful, like we did with blender.

    2. Re:opportunistic by sploo22 · · Score: 5, Funny
      Let's see, if 10% of all slashdot members contribute, that's $70 million right there. I've got a few ideas:
      • The Half-Life 2 engine
      • 3D Studio Max
      • WinFS
      • Hire a team of /. editors who actually do something


      Nah... scratch that last one. It'll never happen in my lifetime anyway.
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    3. Re:opportunistic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      What a great idea!!!
      Scashdot - News for lawyers. Litigation that matters.

    4. Re:opportunistic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Scashdot - News for lawyers. Litigation that matters.

      Don't you mean $cashdot?

    5. Re:opportunistic by TheUnFounded · · Score: 1

      Hehe, I think I'll leave that one to IBM.

      Considering that SCO shares are about $3.00 and IBM is stuck at a measly $84.68.

    6. Re:opportunistic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Wait 3 months, and that contribution is reduced to a nickel.

  26. Stock by doctor1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Do lawfirms have stock? I want to buy stock in SCO's legal representatives. They are certainly having a banner year. And then I want to sell that stock as soon as the last legal fee payment has been made by SCO. At that point, I expect they won't really have a great reputation in the legal community; so they won't be in much demand as lawyers after this case has been decided. I mean, who wants to hire a lawfirm that has a reputation for tying up the courts with a nonsense case, just to bill their client into bankruptcy?

    And before you ask... no, I'm not an idiot. I just like piling absurd "what if's" onto our sometimes absurd reality.

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    1. Re:Stock by trentblase · · Score: 1

      Are you an idiot?

  27. What a waste. by suso · · Score: 3

    Imagine what $31 million dollars could have done had they given it to various open source projects. Money in this world could really be put to better use.

    1. Re:What a waste. by Peyna · · Score: 1

      Considering that SCO doesn't have $31 million to give to their lawyers, probably no one will be getting much of anything out of this (unless SCO wins)

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    2. Re:What a waste. by kleinux · · Score: 1
      Imagine what $31 million dollars could have done had they given it to various open source projects. Money in this world could really be put to better use.


      Not if you're the lawyer.
  28. Everyone loses on SCO's side by UnknowingFool · · Score: 4, Interesting
    The contigency increase only matters if SCO wins. SCO won't win. Therefore their attorneys will only get their fees paid. In the event IBM wins on any of it's counterclaims of infringement, that means SCO will have to shell out lots of money to fight it. If they're lucky IBM will settle, but I don't think IBM wants to settle. If IBM finally gets the discovery it wants, IBM might find more issues of wrongdoing.

    Then SCO has to fend off Novell, RedHat and Autozone on any counterclaims they may have. Then they all could sue SCO for slander of title, abuse of process. If the GPL holds up in court, everyone that has code in Linux (including IBM, SUSE, RedHat, etc) could sue for damages. The only winners for SCO are the execs that have cashed out. But the SEC is looking into that.

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    1. Re:Everyone loses on SCO's side by rost0031 · · Score: 1

      "The only winners for SCO are the execs that have cashed out. But the SEC is looking into that." I am not doubting you on this but could you post a link or some backing to this statement. I want to see this with my own eyes. If SEC is getting involved, Darl and his goonies might actually get punished instead of just the engineers that SCO will eventually lay off.

    2. Re:Everyone loses on SCO's side by drtomaso · · Score: 1

      While I agree with your post almost entirely, I feel I should point out that SCO really has nothing to lose. Groklaw points out that the $31M is roughly all SCO is worth, which means that if they shell out the $31M in legal fees and lose, it doesnt matter who sues them, nor for how much. My guess is their legal representatives have already put together the chapter 11 documents, minus signatures and dates, of course.

      The only real way for SCO to lose is if the SEC finds something untoward in their probe. Then SCO stops being the corporation and starts being the collection of individual executives who may have collectively broken the law.

      SCO is already dead as a corporation, which makes them extremely dangerous, because they have nothing to lose. I suspect thats what brought this sorry story to where it is today.

      The old joke (amended)...

      1. Make frivalous lawsuit
      2. ???
      3. Pump and dump stock at enormous profit!!!
      4. Lose or withdraw suit after spending last dime of corporate bankroll
      5. Pray to god the SEC cant find anything

      Really, SCO sued in an effort to affect its take over by IBM. When that didnt happen, they had nothing left to lose, so they stalled for time to get out of the company as individuals with the most they could. Their only other option was to drop the suit, fold up shop, and end up owing their creditors and shareholders. This way the individuals get out ahead, and the company need not pay anything to its investors. Its a unique loophole formed at the juncture of corporate law, bankruptsy law and the lack of barratry laws.

    3. Re:Everyone loses on SCO's side by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      Look on google . Apparently, the SEC has received lots of complaints. This was dated in March 2004. They'll look into the matter. How seriously is up to the SEC. With all the recent financial scandals, the SEC can't afford to look indifferent.

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    4. Re:Everyone loses on SCO's side by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Then SCO has to fend off Novell, RedHat and Autozone on any counterclaims they may have.

      Just for clarity, in Red Hat v. SCO, Red Hat is the plaintiff, not the defendant/counter-plaintiff. Otherwise, you're right. Dogpile!! =)

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    5. Re:Everyone loses on SCO's side by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      I've complained several times to the SEC on their website.

      the SEC can't afford to look indifferent

      Given that the SEC has been starved budget-wise, maybe they can't afford to look.

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  29. Tighten your belts! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is how the memo read. Malnutrition, where this particular company is concerned, makes me smile.

  30. let's see here, 31 million against 0 assets... by swschrad · · Score: 1

    and 0 future earnings comes out to approximately... zero freakin' nothing. sounds like these lawyers need to chase another ambulance, this one is rusted in the ditch and full of dead people. good call, champs! maybe they can take possession of the SCO letterhead and let their kids practice writing demand letters on it. even in purple crayon, they'd make more sense than ol' buddy darl's quest.

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  31. I was going to say by talaphid · · Score: 1

    Sounds like "stock options" WOO...

    "We expect our stock to valuate at $50 per share in two years, so we'll pay you until then in stock shares..."

    "We expect our lawsuit to end favorably in two years, so we'll pay you until then..."

  32. Wow by Vampyre_Dark · · Score: 0

    I need to start a company called Big Time Corperation so I can pull some of that shit. I'll go around town with a few hundred bucks, buying everything I see, telling every store clerk that my payment will not exceed 31 dollars!

  33. They. Are. Smoking. Crack. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Saving face?

    SCO: Hello Mr. Lawyer, will you take on our surefire case against Linux?
    Lawyer: Surefire? Ha ha... *ahem*
    (SCO hands lawyer large wad of cash)
    Lawyer: Of course I will, my good man.

    Many large wads of cash later:-
    SCO: Mr. Lawyer, we cannot afford to pay you any more. Will you continue the battle if we divide the spoils with you?
    Lawyer: What spoils?
    SCO: When we win our case
    Lawyer: Win? Have you been smoking crack again?
    SCO: We paid you all that money.... please go along with this.
    Lawyer: We'll *continue* to go along with this if you pay us more money. Why do you think we took this on in the first place?
    SCO: Do you work for magic beans?
    Lawyer: No, fuck off.

    Press release issued where Darl McBride mentions something about "focusing on our core business of selling Unix". Everyone laughs.

    1. Re:They. Are. Smoking. Crack. by Caseyscrib · · Score: 3, Funny
      haha. The last sentance reminds me of the simpsons episode where the Homer squirts the jockeys and says "Marge, get me a trash bag." Following is a cut scene to the jockeys going "Please let us out. We'll give you gold!"

      The point i'm trying to make here is that is SCO employees are just a bunch of midget jockeys. Yeah... thats right.

    2. Re:They. Are. Smoking. Crack. by BobTheLawyer · · Score: 1

      Except that hasn't happened - the lawyers have accepted a fee cap in exchange for an increased share of any settlement amounts.

    3. Re:They. Are. Smoking. Crack. by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      A cap 5 times what they have charged so far.

      It is not a very l;ow cap at all.

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    4. Re:They. Are. Smoking. Crack. by Datafage · · Score: 1

      A cap 5 times what they have charged so far this quarter. The cap is less than double what they have charged total for the case, which is now $22.5 million.

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    5. Re:They. Are. Smoking. Crack. by Genda · · Score: 1

      As of today, SCOX is trading at $3.67 a share and the trend looks nasty. The going price of magic beans is $12.04 an ounce... were I the Lawyers, I'd go with the beans...

      Genda

      What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer? When you die a tick falls off...

  34. IBM Lawyers by britneys+9th+husband · · Score: 1

    I kinda wish I was an IBM lawyer. They're making phat bank and they must know it's all going to fall apart in the end. They'll walk away with pockets full of cash and they'll get to keep their jobs I bet. (IANAL)

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    1. Re:IBM Lawyers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're making phat bank

      Maybe I'm getting old, but is that some new slang?

    2. Re:IBM Lawyers by bucketoftruth · · Score: 1

      I mean SCO lawyers. It's early for me.

  35. no, hell, no Re:Begging to be bought out by swschrad · · Score: 1

    that's got to be what they've been angling for all along. why reward these fumduckers with a buyout? let 'em go at auction and let linus buy the contracts and rights for 15 dollars.

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  36. The worst part is... by DownWithTheMan · · Score: 5, Interesting

    They still believe they can win and are in the right... I live in Provo UT (student at BYU; yes yes I know crazy mormons blah blah blah, i totally agree)... Anyways I go to the same church ward as Ralph Yarro (Chairman of the Board of SCO, and CEO of Canopy Group)... Every Sunday I love to slam Ralphie with questions about what's going on on the SCO Titanic... He tells me over and over that they (SCO) have the moral highground and are in the right... He also says that in his heart of hearts he believes they will win the lawsuite against IBM... And after a win against IBM, he thinks the lawsuites like the ones against Chysler and AutoZone, will all just start to drop in... Whatever crack that guy's smokin'... I want some...

    1. Re:The worst part is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      They still believe they can win and are in the right...

      Are you sure? Wouldn't it be more appropriate to say: "They want to convince the public (and their shareholders) that there is still a chance that they can win and are in the right?"

    2. Re:The worst part is... by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 4, Funny
      Anyways I go to the same church ward as Ralph Yarro (Chairman of the Board of SCO, and CEO of Canopy Group)

      Want to have more success with new recruitment? Swing by the CompSci department at a non-Mormon college:

      You: Hi! Would you like to learn about the second gospel of Jesus Christ?
      Them: Argh! A cyclist in a necktie - run!
      You: Did I mention that the guy from SCO goes to my church?
      Them: What time should I be there?

      Man, I'm a dyed-in-the-wool Southern Baptist, but even I would be willing to swing by for a little face time.

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    3. Re:The worst part is... by sybarite · · Score: 1

      Dude, you hassle the guy in church? I despise SCO as much as the next ./'er, but I don't think I would discuss their situation in church...

    4. Re:The worst part is... by JediTrainer · · Score: 1

      but I don't think I would discuss their situation in church...

      I think the guy probably spends a lot of time in the confession booth. Probably right after talking to you:

      Forgive me, father, for I have lied.

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      You can accomplish anything you set your mind to. The impossible just takes a little longer.
    5. Re:The worst part is... by WD_40 · · Score: 1

      Is a lawsuite like a lawhotelroom, but nicer?

      --

      "With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine." -- RFC 1925

    6. Re:The worst part is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you actually pronounce it "law-sweet" or do you just spell it that way? ("lawsuite")

    7. Re:The worst part is... by Teun · · Score: 1
      Dude, you hassle the guy in church?

      Yeah, who would before this have thought of a church to be the last stop before Hell...

      --
      "The likes of Facebook and WhatsApp are free to those whose privacy is of zero value."
    8. Re:The worst part is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ralph Yarrow -- that's the same Ralph Yarrow who sits on the board of TrolTech. Shock. Horror. You mean that TrollTech is partly own by SCO and Canopy -- and that every developer who doesn't want to write GPL software for KDE has to pay Canopy and SCO money for it?

      It's almost too sick to contemplate!

    9. Re:The worst part is... by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Dude, I'm not sure what, if any, prohibitions there are on friendly wagers, but you should get Uncle Ralph to put his money where his mouth is, and lay off a little bet on the temple steps. Or ask if you can borrow some shares, so you can make the bet yourself in the marketplace, and short the stock.

      --
      It's not offtopic, dumbass. It's orthogonal.
    10. Re:The worst part is... by Genda · · Score: 1

      You don't wanna be smokin' what uncle Ralph is puffin'... anything that makes Barny Fife think he's Superman, is just plain suicidal.

      First time you jump into an intersection to prevent a semi from crashing into a bus... splat... squish like grape (to paraphrase Mr. Miagi from Karate Kid.)

      This is not a healthy altered state...

      Genda

  37. Percent? by bobbozzo · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Isn't 33 percent of 0 still the same as 20 percent of 0?

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    1. Re:Percent? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Congratulations, you can move on to 4th grade math now...here's your sticker.

    2. Re:Percent? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      of course not. 33% of nothing is considerably less than 20% of nothing. it's 165% more nothingness. ((.33/.20)*100)

      - Kehvarl AC/CD

  38. Muppets by chill · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just to show my age...

    The first thing that popped into my mind was an episode of the Muppett Show I was when I was but a wee lad.

    Fozzee Bear wanted a raise and brought in his agent (a rat) to negotiate w/Kermit the Frog. Kermit worked the rat into a frenzy (100% raise...no, 200%...no, 300%!) getting everyone all hype.

    Then Kermit left and the rat asked Fozzee what he made before. $0. The rat was, well now you get 300% of that! And remember, I get 30% of THAT!

    Sad.

    --
    Learning HOW to think is more important than learning WHAT to think.
    1. Re:Muppets by alephnull42 · · Score: 1

      Not a rat, the agent was a top hat, with a pair of shoes and a cigar poking out from underneath.

      http://www.muppetcentral.com/guides/episodes/tms /s eason1/22_merman.shtml

      Another quote "an agent is a vampire with a telephone". Could be re-written for SCO if necessary.

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  39. Poison pill, too by Animats · · Score: 1
    SCO just adopted a poison pill, intended to prevent a hostile takeover.

    SCOX has been in the $3.50 to $4 range all week, with light trading. Six months ago, it was at $14.

    Next court date: September 15, Judge Kimball. Motions in both the Novell vs. SCO and SCO vs. IBM cases will be heard. SCO has been stalling to put off this date, but it looks like the judge won't tolerate any more delay and some major issues will be decided in two weeks.

    1. Re:Poison pill, too by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1
      SCO just adopted a poison pill

      I don't really understand what that means, although I have a vague idea. Care to give a short explanation to save the Slashdot hordes from having to do our own research (50% of it invariably leading to a completely wrong "understanding")?

      --
      Dewey, what part of this looks like authorities should be involved?
  40. There isn't going to BE a settlement by retro128 · · Score: 1

    SCO is in a unique position...On one hand, they can't afford to keep paying their lawyers to drag out the case, which they must do because they don't have one. On the other hand, they can't wrap it up either because then they will be exposed.

    And what happens when they reach this $31 million cap? Lawyers don't work well when you stop paying them, and IBM can afford to sit around until SCO runs out of money. This would certainly not please BayStar Capital.

    --
    -R
    1. Re:There isn't going to BE a settlement by christoph_s · · Score: 1

      won't baystar have sold everything by then? i know they have limits how much they are allowed to sell each week, but does anyone know how long it would take for them to sell everything?

  41. Read between the lines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    By putting a cap on the legal expenses, what this really means is that Microsoft has decided to abandon ship on this approach, and wants to move on to different attacks on Open Source.

    My bet is that their next avenue of attacks are a combination of abusing the Patent System, along with trying to effectively make Open Source illegal in the U.S.. Of course, that's pretty obvious, as they really have no other options left at this point.

    Without Microsoft putting in more money to feed the attack lawyers, this battle is all over. The only thing left now is mop-up action, as far as the SCO attack goes.

  42. DIVIDE BY ZERO ERROR by Progman3K · · Score: 2, Informative

    SCO Halted.
    Please reboot underhanded business practices, or better yet, install Linux.

    --
    I don't know the meaning of the word 'don't' - J
  43. How much money has SCOG really got? by Mostly+a+lurker · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Darl stated in the teleconference that SCOG now has US$43 million in cash. As usual, it is dangerous to take anything coming out of his mouth at face value. It appears that (as of 31 July) they had about 16 million in cash, 13 million reserved for the BayStar settlement (since paid) and about 27 million in "available for sale securities". I am particularly suspicious about this last figure. Do you suppose this is mostly SCOG stock bought in a desperate attempt to bolster the stock price (perhaps at an average price of US$10), grossly overvalued today and incapable of being translated into any significant amount of cash?

    Other issues that are relevant. The above figures are a month old and last quarter SCOG was burning about 2.4 million a month in legal fees. Also, outstanding legal fees that had not yet been paid as of 31st July were unclear.

    Who is SCOG's auditor and will they need to insist that SCOG presents a truthful balance sheet? And when?

    1. Re:How much money has SCOG really got? by cmoss · · Score: 1

      "I am particularly suspicious about this last figure. Do you suppose this is mostly SCOG stock bought in a desperate attempt to bolster the stock price (perhaps at an average price of US$10), grossly overvalued today and incapable of being translated into any significant amount of cash?"

      I think the announced stock repurchase plan would only let them buy back from "insiders".

      If so that cache of stock was a way to take money away out of the coffers of the company and into individuals pockets.

    2. Re:How much money has SCOG really got? by Gogo+Dodo · · Score: 1
      Who is SCOG's auditor and will they need to insist that SCOG presents a truthful balance sheet? And when?

      That be KPMG according to SCO's latest annual report. Before KPMG, SCO's auditors were Arthur Andersen. Yup, the same Arthur Andersen from the Enron disaster.

  44. Basic Maths by jrossi02 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    20 to 33 percent

    Well here is evidence SCO knows its going to lose and the lawyers think they are going to win.

    Offer them a bigger fatter portion of the zero dollars they will end up with and continue to drag the case on nice and cheap.

    1. Re:Basic Maths by schon · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well here is evidence SCO knows its going to lose and the lawyers think they are going to win.

      No, this is Darl's attempt to make you *think* that the lawyers think they're gonna win.

      If you had a client on contingency, and you thought they were gonna lose, wouldn't you try to get a fixed amount of money out of them? That's what the $31M is for - it's in a reserved account that SCO can't touch until the case is over.

      The "increase" in contingency is window dressing so that Darl can tell people that their lawyers think they'll win.

      You can bet that Boies insisted on the $31M, and Darl insisted on the 33%.

    2. Re:Basic Maths by Kaenneth · · Score: 1

      Actually, the higher the risk the higher the percentage the laywers demand.

      it's like Lotto tickets, bigger odds, bigger winnings.

      that's why legal fees need caps.

    3. Re:Basic Maths by schon · · Score: 1

      the higher the risk the higher the percentage the laywers demand

      Only if there actually is a chance of winning.

      Boies and co knows that SCOX can't win, and will lose *big* on IBM's counterclaims. That's what the $31M is for (note that it's actual cash that's being put into escrow - you don't do that if you think you're gonna win.)

  45. It's a tax dodge... by Ancient_Hacker · · Score: 1

    I see it now, IBM buys SCO, so now they're suing themselves. They "settle" for, say $1B, which they pay to themselves AND deduct it too. Brilliant scheme!

    1. Re:It's a tax dodge... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, taxes would have to be paid by receiver of the money. Duh.

  46. Why would anybody want to buy SCO? by Secrity · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I find it pretty amazing that SCO has the cajones to believe that anybody would be interested in taking them over. I believe that their stock is as high as it is right now (if under $4 a share is high) only because SCO has been buying it's own stock. What do they own? They have some money in the bank, much of which they owe to their lawyers and to others; they also own a UNIX distribution that that people are not busting down the doors to buy. SCO seems to believe that they own the copyright to System V, Linux and UNIX in general; they may actually own some sort of rights to System V, but SCO's copyright claims are being contested by somed of the current owners. SCO has a number of pending lawsuits, and so far the verdicts in their lawsuits have been against them. Their anti-takeover defense is as useless as any of their other claims.

    1. Re:Why would anybody want to buy SCO? by CanadianCrackPot · · Score: 1

      I'd buy them out if I could, and then fire everyone and shut it down...

      --
      Good programmers drink beer to relieve job stress.
      Great programmers drink hard liquor and work best hungover.
    2. Re:Why would anybody want to buy SCO? by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Actually they are a very plausible takeover target.

      As of close today the stock market has them at a market cap of about 56 million. SCO (supposedly) has about 43 million worth on cash and securities. That yeids a net value of $13 million for all of SCO itself, all of their physical assets, their entire Unixware business, all of their "IP", and the expected value of their "5 billion dollar" IBM lawsuit.

      A net price of $13 million to buy it up, raid the cash, and sell off the peices. Microsoft paid more than that for that IP licence they bought.

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  47. This was on GrokLaw .. by talexb · · Score: 5, Informative

    .. almost 18 hours ago. See this page.

  48. This is my unqualified speculation by StLawrence · · Score: 1, Interesting

    The following is my speculation about how the cap came about.
    I am not a lawyer, and I don't know anything you don't know.
    I'm just guessing. Having said that...

    I suspect it was the law firm's idea.

    I'm sure by this time Boise & Co realize that they're just "taking
    the dog for a walk" (that is, they know, based on the facts, the law,
    and their opponents, that they're gonna lose). They're experienced
    at losing. Unless they're idiots, they recognize that the value of their
    contingency upside potential is pretty close to $0. They also know
    the depth of SCO's pockets, and how much they can pump out of
    the well before it goes dry (there's a mixed metaphor). They know
    that, when it's all over, SCO will be worthless and just a dry corpse.

    They've calculated how long they can continue to delay the inevitable,
    and how much SCO needs to stay alive until then. I don't know what
    they think the final date will be, but obviously they think SCO will need
    $12M to stay alive that long. SCO has $43M, and Boise & Co can do
    simple arithmetic. Presto! Boise & Co offers to cap their expenses at
    $31M.

    Boise & Co knows what needs to be done (billable hours), and what they
    can skip in order to save their client money (billable hours that would
    extend beyond $31M). I predict that the final gavel will fall with a thud
    at just about the same time that the legal invoice reaches $31M, and at
    the same instant that SCO's $12M is exhausted.

    With their track record for losing cases, I suspect that this is the
    kind of thing the Boise & Co is GOOD at!

  49. MSFT? by ackthpt · · Score: 1

    Seems attractive to Microsoft, who could buy them up then migrate all customers to Windows servers and really milk them.

    --

    A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
  50. So what's IBM's cap for legal fees? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    BWAHAHAHAHA!

  51. Go To $31M Then Stop by blueZhift · · Score: 4, Insightful

    As many have quipped here already, there isn't likely to be a settlement in this case. So assuming that the lawyers themselves are not stupid, this cap agreement would seem to indicate that SCO has not yet racked up $31M in billing charges. And again, if the lawyers are not stupid, they probably already know, perhaps better than anyone else, that there isn't going to be a settlement. So it seems likely that when the $31M cap is reached, the lawyers will bail out. There's probably some kind of contract clause that will allow them to do this. If one knows how much has been billed already and the rate of billing, then it is possible to estimate how long it will be before the lawyers bail given the cap.

    It all sounds pretty slimy when you think about it. I mean, how many millions were made on the SCO share run-up for largely baseless litigation? And one can bet that the lawyers aren't taking a loss on this deal. So they all do okay. To borrow a Chinese expression, its a sharing pork world!

  52. Re:Begging to be bought out - Not Likely by cybergrue · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The problem is that if IBM buys SCO, then every two-bit scammer will try the same thing (sue IBM hoping IBM will settle/buy them out). IBM knows this and is in the process of driving SCO into the ground to make an example of them.
    In the long run, it is (far) cheaper for IBM to fight this case to the bitter end rather then trying to deal with hundreds of similar cases that could arise if IBM buys SCO.
    Besides the point, it is not even clear that SCO owns anything at all. SCO claims to have the rights to sub-licence UNIX System V for Novel (its not clear if this agreement is still in effect, for various reasons). From this, SCO claims to have the rights to enforce licencing deals for Novell (via copyrights that may or may not have been transfered) And so on and so forth. With so many ambiguities, it would be sheer madness for IBM to buy SCO just to make the lawsuit go away.

  53. Whatever. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It was on Slashdot too.

    Worse, it was also on the Yahoo boards!

    ... and on IRC!!

    Got a point?

    1. Re:Whatever. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I even heard through the grapevine that a telephone call took place and SCO may have even filed paperwork with the government. All of this happened--amazingly enough--before the groklaw story.

      The grandparent should be modded -5 (Simpson's did it)

  54. Let's see... by Nybble's+Byte · · Score: 1

    33% of nothing is nothing.

    What the hell, let's make it 50%!

  55. That's $31M in *future* payments by ToLu+the+Happy+Furby · · Score: 2, Informative

    Just so it's clear, the $31M cap does not include payments that have already been made; the "total" in "total legal costs" refers to the fact that the cap would apply to all the firms representing SCO, not just Boies, Schiller and Flexner.

    This is all made a bit more complicated by the facts that SCO currently owes something like $8M in unpaid bills for legal services already rendered--which apparently is covered by the cap; that the detailed terms of the deal haven't been released yet; and that in fact the details haven't been agreed upon yet (so far there's only a signed letter of intent). But the bottom line, confirmed at yesterday's conference call, is that SCO currently has ~$43M of cash on its balance sheet, and that assuming their future legal expenses hit the cap, they have ~$12M left to run the rest of their business--roughly 4 months of operating expenses at last quarter's burn rate.

    In other words, barring some last minute capital infusion, SCO will run out of cash well before they hit the spending cap--unless, of course, they plan on dropping the pretense of running a business outside of their lawsuits.

  56. We should pay for SCO 's code by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    If you all started paying for your unix/linux, instead of pirating them. Then poor SCO wouldn't be in this situation.

  57. Slashdot takeover by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why not pool together an LLC with Slashdot readers who contribute enough to do the hostile takeover? From what they're saying 15% of the company is enough...

  58. Just in time for longwhorn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmm, so a 31 mill cap buys another 6-12 months of sco fudware, just about long enough to fill the fud gap until longhorn.

  59. lets see... by mikeg22 · · Score: 1

    33% of 0 is...?

  60. An open offer to Darl McBride by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From the conference call, one is left with the impression that the top Execs at SCO believe that they can win; or at the least, drag things out for a while.

    Therefore, I challenge Darl and the other top Execs at SCO to put their money where their overly large mouths are.

    Namely, allow me to short the entire amount of stock that they currently own. I will pay them interest for it of course.

    If they truly believe that they have a chance with their case, this would be a no-brainer for them. Indeed, it's a situation whereby they can't lose money.

    I, on the otherhand, don't believe they have a case. And I think the stock is going to take a serious nosedive after September 15th (SCO's next Big Day in Court).

    So, Darl, here's a chance for you to make some real money. Either put up, or shut up.

    Of course, if he really knows that he doesn't have a case, and is just trying to con everyone else, he won't take up this offer. Nor do I expect him to.

    A pity no one brought this up at the conference call.

  61. The "I Am Spartacus" Idea... by Vexler · · Score: 1

    Just finished reading SCO's quarterly report, and it irks me that their licensing program is still generating cash flow from companies who may be too cowardly to admit that they paid real money for SCO's FUD.

    Here is an idea that is more in the spirit of the aforementioned movie than anything else:

    We could start an "I Am A Linux User" movement, and it works pretty simply by gathering signatures from Linux users. We could then send this to SCO and deliberately contrast our "I Am One Of Them And Darn Proud Of It" attitude with that of those shadowy companies who keep pumping money into their coffer but refuse to come out and take a stand.

    Like I said, just an idea. I would appreciate some feedback, though.

  62. Where are the people, complaining by mi · · Score: 1
    ... about the "little guy" crushed by the costs of meritless litigation?

    This example suggests, even the "bigger guys" can suffer...

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    In Soviet Washington the swamp drains you.
    1. Re:Where are the people, complaining by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No one is complaining because in this case the person being "crushed" by the cost of the meritless litigation is the person who filed the meritless litigation!

      If SCO doesn't like the cost of their legal bills they've got no one to blame but themselves.

  63. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  64. aren't there around 31M linux users total? by 192939495969798999 · · Score: 1

    Why don't we all kick in $1, and send SCO packing?

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  65. 33 percent of nothing is... by __aagmrb7289 · · Score: 1

    let's see, 33 percent of nothing, is.... umm, let's see... nothing! Whoohoo! Another lawyer gets screwed! What a country!

  66. Poor Darl by mehaiku · · Score: 4, Funny

    Through lawyers the courts Darl has mocked
    Jail is where he will be locked
    It will not be funny
    When Darl's out of money
    Then he'll pump more than just stock

  67. SCO city to city tour by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    It looks like they are planning to go on the road to spread their FUD:

    http://www.sco.com/partners/city_to_city/2004/

    It might be a good idea to organize groups of people to show up and voice some opposition. Handing out free GNU/Linux distros would be fun too!

  68. SCO's Unix Business could still survive by HighOrbit · · Score: 1

    Looking at SCO's SEC filing you can see that their $7.3 million loss is roughly equal to the " Cost of SCOsource licensing revenue" (i.e. legal fees). Their Unix business itself is still (marginally) profitable. I'm willing to wager that some of their other costs (like marketing) are also related to the ScoSource FUD campaign. Now factor in the cost of lost goodwill and lost sales. If SCO would just quit the ScoSource business and stop alienating potential customers, it would actually make a profit. They are being killed by their own FUD machine.

    The ScoSource unit managed to make $678K while costing $7.3M. I wonder how much of that $678,000 was from the IP-in-Linux scam versus licencing actual UNIX technology to third parties.

    I think that Darl & company are finally starting to wise up to the fact that they are killing their own company. That is why they are starting to de-emphasize the legal strategy and cut their losses. The whole lawsuit was nothing more than a get-rich-quick crap shoot. Now finally they are realizing (at least I hope they realize) that few people get rich quick and they should instead concentrate on growing their UNIX business to make a (modest) profit.

    1. Re:SCO's Unix Business could still survive by zangdesign · · Score: 1

      they should instead concentrate on growing their UNIX business to make a (modest) profit.

      Which is why we should concentrate on destroying them, utterly and completely, until the name of SCO and Darl McBride is uttered only by those who seek to offend or scare.

      --
      To celebrate the occasion of my 1000th post, I will post no more forever on Slashdot. Goodbye.
  69. bi weekley press releases by marika · · Score: 0

    When you read the press releases that SCO sends out every second week or so, you see how they fool (themselves and others) to believe that they are a strong company with strong products. One example here

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    This is totally insecure, but very convenient.
  70. How smart of them... by Bull999999 · · Score: 1, Redundant

    So they'll now be getting 33% of $0 instead of 20% of $0? What a deal!

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  71. Yes, six months ago it was at 14 bucks... by Vengeance · · Score: 1

    But you need to look at this over the longer-term to see the true picture. SCOX stock was way over a hundred dollars back in 2000. Take a look at this chart:
    5 year chart of SCOX

    Notice how the stock plummeted to essential valuelessness after the bubble burst, and stayed there right up until Darl and company announced the lawsuits early in '03? That right there was a profit bubble that I believe was part of the motivation for this lawsuit. A lot of people had to buy in at elevated prices, and were left high and dry as the truth became more widely known.

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    It was a joke! When you give me that look it was a joke.
    1. Re:Yes, six months ago it was at 14 bucks... by Bull999999 · · Score: 1

      I guess SCO is the poster child for the statement,

      Past performance does not guarantee future results.

      made by countless brokerage firms.

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  72. Just think if SCO *DID* win... by the+saltydog · · Score: 1

    They would corner the market on Unix, Linux, AND IBM's magic server pixie dust! (Oh, and self-important criminal assholes, too; hi, Darl!)

  73. Oblig. Simpsons Quote by logic+hack · · Score: 0

    But I have 52 million shares! What's 52 million times zero? AND DON'T TELL ME IT'S ZERO!

  74. Even worse... by John+Harrison · · Score: 1

    I work for IBM and SCO's main lawyer (Hatch) signed my second-to-last recommend.

  75. Larger "slice" of the settlement? by swillden · · Score: 4, Funny

    They have therefore limited their payment to $31 million for the entire case and is giving their legal team a larger slice of any settlement SCO achieves. Under the current agreement, the firm's contingency payment is 20 percent of a settlement. Under the new agreement, that increases to a range of 20 to 33 percent.

    But the way things are shaping up, any settlement between SCO and IBM is going to require SCO to pay large amounts of money to IBM in order to get IBM to drop the copyright infringement claims, the patent infringement claims, the Lanham Act claims, etc., because IBM's attorneys are quickly demolishing all of SCO's claims.

    IMO, the lawyers should have to pony up 20% to 33% of *that* settlement. They should get a "slice" all right...

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  76. SCO Boss McBride's bonus by edibobb · · Score: 3, Interesting

    At the end of FY 2003, SCO president McBride got a $755,000 bonus, more than triple his salary, for his excellent performance.

    1. Re:SCO Boss McBride's bonus by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Cool. Does that mean I can get a job at McDonalds and get a triple-salary bonus for burning the place down?

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  77. Steve Ballmer goes to my temple. by mcmonkey · · Score: 1

    oh man...that's the funniest thing I've read in a while.

    Them: Argh! A cyclist in a necktie - run!

  78. 33% of 0 is still 0 by GreyGeek · · Score: 1
    So SCO has risked nothing.

    Unfortunately, the Lizards will continue submitting billable hours until SCO runs out of cash or the court throws out the case.

    Any bets as to which comes sooner?

  79. SCO funding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One phone call to Microsoft should fix this, no?

  80. IBM, I beg of thee... by Maelstrom696969 · · Score: 2

    Please, IBM, oh please, BUY OUT SCO!!! *maniacal laughter*

  81. You mean "cojones" by ArcticCelt · · Score: 1
    "...SCO has the cajones to believe that anybody would be interested in taking them over..."

    You mean "cojones" (Balls in Spanish)
    "cajones" = "drawers"

    I constantly get corrected by English grammar nazis, I guess this is my revenge. :)

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  82. It is directed at the investors, you dumbas! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is obivious that they won't be paying the layers in stock. The layers are smarter that that.

    This is directed to the investors so they should not start dumping the stock so that SCO would not show image of failing before running out of money, in which point the will just put out the lights.

    M$ might fund another round, since $34M is change for them, if they would see it would benefit them, but honestly they failed to raise panic in the scale they wished, so keeping this going is unlikely benefiting them enough, so why whould they continue this? They are violating the antitrust case setlement too, and the more money they put the more likey it is that someone will find the evidence.
    -- Joonas Kekoni

  83. That is hardly the sign of a good lawyer by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1
    The western legal system is supposed to give everyone a chance in court. Even if they cannot make a water thight perfectly presented case immidiatly. Or do you really want a system where only the rich or those rich enough to hire the best lawyers can afford to defend themselves?

    So the court system gives you the benefit of the doubt most of the times. A case can only be thrown out in extreme circumstances. If there is even a small possibilty that the case has merit people need to be allowed to present their case.

    That is what happened here. Sadly the millions paid so far seem to have not produced anything intresting.

    I don't know what is going on but whoever is in charge of the legal team is doing an extremely bad job at it. Well you can already see this because the first thing any good lawyer does is to get his client to shut the fuck up.

    But even being fought by McBrides big mouth every step of the way the lawyers have been doing very poor work. Poorly written documents, contradicting statements, incomplete complaints, even plain mis-understanding of the legal system. Biggest beauty was the christmas holiday delay. What the fuck was that about. What kind of experienced lawyer would expect a judge to swallow that? Rookie mistake.

    There have been a few articles about boise and his company suggesting that with their extremely fast growth they have been letting standards slip as to who they hire. Poor SCO that they got the bottom of the barrel. I could cry.

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  84. Re:What a annual $800 billions waste. by ArcticCelt · · Score: 1
    And imagine what $800 billions dollars each year could have done had they given it to various peace and development projects. Money in this world could really be put to better use.

    (And please consider that I know this sound like a trolling bait but please please:
    - Consider that my comment is related to the parent comment.
    - I wasn't insulting someone or anything.
    - Just thinking outside of the box, we are here to have a discussion after all. I am not affiliated in anyway with that website I just found it googling)

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  85. ObDNF by red+floyd · · Score: 1

    You forgot Duke Nukem Forever.

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  86. What a annual $800 billions waste.(with link) by ArcticCelt · · Score: 2, Informative
    With link!!!
    And imagine what $800 billions dollars each year could have done had they given it to various peace and development projects. Money in this world could really be put to better use.

    (And please consider that I know this sound like a trolling bait but please please:
    - consider that my comment is related to the parent comment.
    - I wasn't insulting someone or anything.
    - Just thinking outside of the box, we are here to have a discussion after all. I am not affiliated in anyway with that website I just found it googling)

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  87. it's more than just the bad precedent! by Xtifr · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yes, IBM could have bought out SCO the day the lawsuit was started, and, in fact, they would have spent less to buy the company at that point than they've probably spent on legal fees in the case so far. But it's more than just the precedent involved here. SCO is claiming that IBM violated their contracts, and stole SCO's "intellectual property". They've threatened IBM's reputation and smeared their good name.

    It may shock some of the cynics here, who think that businesses only ever care about maximizing the profit on each nickel that flies by, but IBM actually cares about their reputation. They care about it for good, solid business reasons, but they still care. They know something that MS has yet to learn - if your customers (and partners) feel they can trust you, they're going to be a lot more willing to do a lot more business with you. SCO has accused IBM of being untrustworthy, and that's not something IBM will take lying down.

    This kind of thinking has got to be completely alien to Darl and Ralph, who are probably still in shock that their "buy me, buy me!" scheme didn't work. They may well have studied the odds, and found that IBM only fights a certain percentage of nuisance lawsuits (chosen at random), and figured their chances were pretty good. I don't think they realized that this was a case that IBM would never roll over for, because that kind of thinking (ethical) is not something they're equipped for.

    1. Re:it's more than just the bad precedent! by RsG · · Score: 1

      Exactly! This is what people have overlooked about IBM; they're an old(ish) company and didn't get to be where they are today by behaving badly.

      Folks, this is the reason IBM is taking so many bewildering (to us at least) stances; they have something to gain and little to lose. We're now so cynical with regard to companies (because of SCO, MS et all) that we fail to realize that a smart company is in it for the long term, and strategies that make sense from a short term perspective (like buying SCO) will have negative repercussions later on. IBM supporting Linux? Yep, in ten years Microsoft will wish they had. Bitchslapping SCO? Of course, can't set a bad precedent wrt their IP, or damage their rep.

      The only catch is that they are still a corporation, and will do what is best financially. As long as they have shared best interests with the open source community, they're probably trustworthy. But do not forget their behaviour in th 80's, when they were more like MS is today.

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    2. Re:it's more than just the bad precedent! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is what people have overlooked about IBM; they're an old(ish) company and didn't get to be where they are today by behaving badly.

      Do you know anything at all about the history of IBM? Obviously not.

      Counter-suing SCO over a LZW "GIF" patent that everyone in the world thinks is invalid is pretty much the definition of "behaving badly". Especially because it fucks over the Free Software world (no GIFs for you for 2 more years, all thanks to IBM!)

    3. Re:it's more than just the bad precedent! by Apathetic1 · · Score: 1

      Wish I could mod this up. You make a very good point.

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    4. Re:it's more than just the bad precedent! by stanmann · · Score: 1

      Just because they aren't nice, doesn't mean they aren't smart businessmen. After 120 years of selling technology solutions, they have the know how to be around for another 100.

      Are they the big dog/gorilla, YES, can/do they throw that weight around ... FOR SURE.

      BUT IF YOU ARE A CUSTOMER, they support you as long as you remain a customer. They provide tech specs and driver support for every workstation they have ever sold. need a bios for a 5150, they have it. Need a video driver for a PS/2 model 25 8086 ISA system just download it.

      They don't sell hardware or software, long ago they realized that selling solutions is how you live forever and that is what they do now and then. And when you look at them from that perspective they begin to make much more sense.

      IBM has a history of making and learning from mistakes, and I predict that those processes will be further refined in the future.

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  88. Makes sense to me. by mcc · · Score: 4, Interesting

    They want to avoid people posting through open proxies since open proxies are the standard method of ban evasion by trolls. So I assume when you post, they do some quick checks to check for evidence your computer has any sort of open or web-based proxy on it.

    I assume if they hit anything, they'll either block you from posting further, or just flag you as a potential "problem user" or something. I suppose the thing to do here would be set up an open proxy on your computer and then attempt to post from it, and see if antyhing happens.

    1. Re:Makes sense to me. by FictionPimp · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually that is what happens. Sometimes our admins decide to block slashdot, so I have to use a proxy. When I do, I can't post annon. It tells me i'm a problem user.

    2. Re:Makes sense to me. by Paradigm+Lost · · Score: 1

      Ah, so that's what the Editors do instead of editing and checking the articles! Now I see why we don't have a spellchecker. Too busy squashing the trolls down in -1 land.

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  89. Re:Oooh, 3.72 is bigger than 1.21 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In February 2003, as an example, SCOX was trading at about $1.21 / share. Today, SCOX is trading at around $3.72 / share. Looks like the sandwich-heavy investment portfolio loses this one!

    Darl "Pump & Dump" McBride has done a fantastic job. You could still dump now and double your money if you were into SCOX before they started their little song and dance.

    This is the surest indication that the public hasn't decided that their case has no merit. It's even better than a poll showing that over half the public believes Iraq attacked the Word Trade Center, because these people actually paid to exhibit their belief, whereas the drooling moron in a public poll doesn't have to take out his wallet.

  90. I see it comming... by WillRobinson · · Score: 4, Funny


    ERROR: divide by 0

  91. Not quite - this is Boise hedging his bet by schon · · Score: 1

    Think about it. If you were a lawyer, and you had a client who you thought wouldn't be able to pay you after a lawsuit, what would you do?

    Answer: You'd ask them for money up front.

    This is SCOX putting $31M aside (which, incidentally, is almost everything they've got right now) to make sure that Boise continues to represent them. The 'increase' in contingency is just window dressing so that Darl can crow about it.

    When this started, SCOX probably approached them and said "we want you to help us sue IBM - we have an ironclad case against them, but we don't have much money. How about you give us a discount, in exchange for 20% of our winnings?" (They then show the printouts of SysV and Linux to show that they have a case - Boise takes them at their word that the copying went from SysV to Linux, and not the other way around.)

    After the case has wound on, Boise realises that they've been had - there's no infringing code in Linux, it turns out that SCOX didn't have the copyright *anyway*, and SCOX is about to have their ass handed to them because of IBM's counterclaims. Boise decides that SCOX is gonna lose, and lose BIG - and after IBM takes them to the cleaners, SCO will have no money left.

    So Boise hedges his bet - it doesn't matter how much he'd get 'if' they win - he knows they're gonna lose, so he accepts a fixed sum, as long as it's guaranteed. SCOX then says "umm, this makes it look like you've got no faith in our case", so Boise agrees to an 'increase' in the contingency.

  92. Re:Yer Sig by aristus · · Score: 1

    Actually, he was listening to Alice's Restaruant. They found an open copy of the LP after Ford left office. True story.

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  93. Bigger slice? by Eric+Damron · · Score: 1

    "...and is giving their legal team a larger slice of any settlement SCO achieves."

    Let's see... 20% of 0 = 0 and 33% of 0 = 0

    Seems the same to me...

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  94. Calculating SCO's perception of success prob. by jokkebk · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If they have given the legal team an additional 13% from the settlement, we can easily calculate how high considers its probability of success to be.

    If we estimate that the payment cap to the lawyers deprive them of... say $30 million, and they are trying to get $5bn from IBM settlement, they consider their chances to be:

    $5bn * p = $30 million

    => p = 4.6%

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  95. Re:Summary.. by bmf033069 · · Score: 1

    Now that presents an interesting business plan...split the two companies forming a large law firm specializing in IT lawsuits (demand seems to be growing) and a smaller IT compaony that meters out software licenses.

  96. whats 33% of zero? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... profit?!!

  97. 33 percent of nothing is... by theghost · · Score: 1

    no better than 20 percent of nothing, but hey, i suspect it's the 31 million that's really doing the talking here. I suspect that as soon as that money is used up we're going to hear a lot less noise from SCO's lawyers.

    They decided to gamble on a long-shot payout in the hundreds of millions and had to settle for 31 million. Those poor bastards.

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  98. Longwinded story, but you friend was an idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like your friend didn't hire a very good lawyer, and should have just gone with a public defender if he couldn't afford a decent lawyer.

    I had a situation where I was attacked in an alleyway by someone who had been arguing with a friend. Now, admittedly, I probably shouldn't have butted into the argument, but I didn't think the guy would come at me swinging. I ended up putting him in the hospital and only received a few scratches. The police showed up, interviewed us, took pictures. Neither of us wanted to press charges, and I thought that was the end of it.

    Four months later, I received a summons. I was accused of felony assault and battery. No, the guy hadn't changed his mind about pressing charges, although he had originally told police that I had attacked him. It was the city prosecutor, and he made the decision based on the photos the police took. Based on the photos alone, it looked pretty bad. (Some notes to potential brawlers: If you don't want to bleed like a stuck pig, protect your head and don't repeatedly rush your target with your arms swinging like a windmill. Also, if you tackle someone over broken glass, try to end up on top. Oh, and if your opponent outweighs you, like I did this guy, it's probably not a good idea to tackle them in the first place.)

    Anyway, at the time I received the summons, I was between jobs, so I availed myself of the Public Defender (PD). I really had to ride herd on him and manage the case myself, but he did his job. My friend turned out to be an unreliable witness, so there went my slam dunk jury trial. Eventually I did a deal (after seemingly countless delays). I pled guilty to misdemeanor disturbing the peace, and sentencing was stayed while I completed somethings that the judge wanted: anger management, staying out of trouble for 6 months, and paying for the victims broken glasses. (It's interesting to note that when this guy began hitting me, I was able to remove my own glasses and safely hide them on a window ledge in the alleyway. It would have been a nice bit for the jury, but oh, well.) Once these things were completed, I was able to ask for a further reduction from misdemeanor to infraction, and the judge even said that could be stricken from my record in a year's time.

    So I got to be the sausage in the sausage factory. It was highly frustrating and highly educational. While things didn't work the way I wanted them to, eventually, they did work, and without a high priced lawyer. I blame the city prosecutor for being over zealous, but honestly, I'd rather that he be over zealous than slack. It just sucked to be me in this specific instance.

    So, despite the frustrations, I think the process works. You just have to take responsibility. If your lawyer sucks, get another lawyer. If you're forced to use the PD, and you aren't lucky enough to get a good one, ask to have a different PD. On one day, my regular PD was unavailable because he was in trial. The substitute was horrible and argued with me in front of the judge. The PD kept trying to get me to enter a guilty plea before the above mentioned deal had been set, saying it would all be taken care of afterwards. It was obvious she just wanted to clear me off of her docket. When it became clear she wasn't going to get what she wanted, she asked for a continuation. I called the PD office to complain and to beg that she not be my lawyer. At my next appearance, my regular PD was there, thank god.

    A total side note: During a recess, I was able to meet Mark Geragos in the hallway. My father knew his father way back when, so I introduced myself to him. Whatever you think about his clients, the man himself is a class act as a person as well as a brilliant attorney. Now, if I could have afforded him as an attorney, I'm sure that not only would have I been cleared of all charges, but the other guy would have been ordered to pay me for a boxing lesson.

  99. They will! by freeze128 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Lawyers can and will work for free. It's called Pro Boner.

    I know what I said...

    1. Re:They will! by tupps · · Score: 1

      It is Pro Bono, pro boner is a what a male porn star calls his tool of the trade.

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    2. Re:They will! by Erik+Hollensbe · · Score: 1

      I actually like the first play on words - often when a case is pro bono is has less to do with being a "good samaritan" and more to do with making headlines.

  100. Whoo hoo! 23-30%! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lets see here, nothing, plus nothing, carry the nothing...

    Bugger.

  101. your sig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    The 18.5 minutes of silence finally explained: Richard Nixon was reading "My Pet Goat".

    I'm really sick of this myth that Bush was reading "My Pet Goat" to the school children after the 9/11 attack. The only evidence they have is that his lips were moving while he was staring intently at the pages.

  102. Fourth Hit by budgenator · · Score: 1

    Sue the Mormon church for using Linux on a S390 mainframe to run one the world's largest Genological database and getting excomunicated.

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  103. History IBM normal only settle with nice people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yep company who say to IBM I think you have oppsed that is mine and I will take you to court and here the evidence disprove it if you can. If they cannot they pay.

    Note using the media claiming licences on products IBM uses without backup. Now IBM will not settle they stuffed it.

    Now the nice big class action will flow from here.

    If I was a SCO share holder sell out now because there is going to be nothing left IBM takes the building and money and fires the board. Linux takes source code.

    History repeating itself IBM almost destoryed themself the last time to achive simlar.

  104. The law-weasels should pay 20% in countersuits by EvilAlien · · Score: 2, Interesting
    How's that for an idea?

    Hold those law-weasels accountable for 20% of any damages IBM, Red Hat or others might be awarded in return salvos at SCO. That might teach lawyers to be a bit more selective about which idiotic cases they bring to the courts.

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  105. For the love of god by dr_labrat · · Score: 1

    Do I get Karma for being repetetetetetive???

    http://yro.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=120056&cid =10122509

    Mod me down. I dare you. I double dare you. I have Karma to *burn*

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  106. 31 Million is a lot for Darl's brother + expenses by dbIII · · Score: 1
    Looking at what has been presented to the courts, even as a layman like myself, the efforts of SCOs legal team look like the work of amateurs (eg. sorry your honor, we didn't finish it before the holidays). There's one person with a decent reputation that has allowed his name to be used but didn't turn up in court at all - very suspicious. Most of the actual court time appears to have been put in by Darl's brother.

    I think it's yet another scam - a way to get the SCO money into the pockets of the McBride family with minimal effort. They don't have to win - they may be losers but it looks much better to be a loser against someone big like IBM, despite the fact they probably would have lost even against the Iraqi information minister by their current performance.

  107. Heh don't take em over now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wait untill after they file Chapter 11. Then they ge t pennies to the doller. Making them even more tastey to take over. Hope MS does so. lets see 31million devided by 1/31 is...9610- lawyer fees. is 9610 -(x-y) assume x is converts the same way then...5.6k left- credit and assets 3k left. I think I make that in a month now as is. I'll sell that to IBM in a heart beat, make 100 times that and at my rate is great.

  108. Everyone can help cut this whole thing short by robos · · Score: 1

    Ok, they capped the legal expences. This means ALL legal expences, right? So, if linux kernel contributors sue SCO for infriging on their copyright (not honoring GPL) then SCO needs lawyers for these cases too, or not? And there is no money to be made in these cases, so the lawyers will probably bail out earlier since they see that the capped money will be reached earlier, before the IBM case can even come close to being ended. Ergo: SCO has no more money AND no lawyers and the IBM case simply ceases to exist

  109. Calling all rich benefactors! by Vthornheart · · Score: 1

    We need someone with too much money on their hands to perform an agressive buy of SCO, take a hold of the majority stock share, and then initiate a vote to dismantle the company. Take this as my appeal to the rich /.ers out there, if there are any. The Linux community would probably have a statue built for you in Germany somewhere.

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    1. Re:Calling all rich benefactors! by BenjyD · · Score: 1

      OK, I'll repeat the argument this thread. For other answers to this suggestion, see *every single fricking SCO discussion on Slashdot*.

      Why would we want to do exactly what SCO want someone to do? You want to take a large amount of money from OSS supporters and give it to the failing company who attacked OSS in the hope that IBM would buy them out. Why?

      SCO are losing the case - see pretty much every story coming out of the courtrooms for evidence to that effect. You're suggesting we set the precedent that if you start spurious legal claims against Linux, someone will come along and give you several million dollars?

      Take that money and give it to some OSS developers instead.

  110. I get Karma for ACed posts? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is that true?

    *Fuck*

    That means it works in reverse too.

    As the author of that +5 Funny post, I didn't see the point in risking Karma on a post that (if the 'funny' karma bug didn't exist) should only ever have been moderated 'Funny'.

    Plus, I was looking at it and trying to figure if it was funny anyway, or just an overblown attempt at humour.

    Next time I post something funny under my own name, I bet it gets "overrated" and "troll"ed. You'll see...

  111. SCO's legal expenses can not be limited to $31M by rebel · · Score: 1

    $31M is just the limit of how much they are willing to voluntarily spend harassing other people.

    There is no limit to how much they could be liable for (defense and settlements) in counter suits.

  112. how long till they became a law firm? by nazsco · · Score: 1

    i'd love to have SCO defending me! ...what? software company? don't be non-sense. they're in law business for years

  113. Man... by Vthornheart · · Score: 1

    I was just joking! Hence the humorous title.

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    1. Re:Man... by BenjyD · · Score: 1

      Ahah. That's ok then, I apologise.

    2. Re:Man... by Vthornheart · · Score: 1

      No worries! =)

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  114. Re:IBM cares about money not morals. by sumdumass · · Score: 1

    ok troll,

    Do you really think it would be about getting darl in trouble? No, it would be to find out what other enemies they have and wether or not they are entitled to compensation for unfair business competition. I'm not sure about all the U.S but here in ohio, it would be ilegal for microsoft to conspire with SCO just to hurt IBM's business model. Furthermore i believe there are criminal penalties associated with that act too.

    Your right IBM Is a business and they would act as such. If they did go after darl or any other SCO exec, it would be to aviod some enron type scandal in the future, It is called covering thier ass. They would have somewhat of an obligation to pursue any maters comming from somethign like that just to remain legit in the eyes of thier sharholders. To dismiss actions like this so easily, it really intelectualy shortsighted on your behalf. IBM would definatly be interested in the real intent of the SCO action as well as who else was behind it.