(btw, for those humor-challenged ppl, this is meant to be funny. If you still don't get it, go rent "Animal House" or any of the "Revenge of the Nerds" movies)
man...they make it easier and easier to mock microsoft.
Hell, even the pirated versions, which are subsequentially more functional than this "crippled" version, is still cheaper. Though it's Windows and I can't really recommend it for the security conscious.
think of it as more like "job perks" you get to see beautiful naked women at work and can direct them on how to have sex and shit....talk about eye-candy!
and yea...condoms, mainly novelty condoms (the ones made for "her" pleasure...[frisco is different though....]). hell...even normal condoms. P0rn can set the mode and make ppl do new positions and moves, etc.
Just like how the cell phone companies practically give away phones in order to make money off the cell phone plans/services, the porn industry doesn't worry about ppl sharing p0rn....since for the most part they probably make more money on p0rn "goods"...including condoms. unfortunately, the music biz has no real products (hence they are in trouble with the crappy stuff they have).
it was meant to be a funny.....o well...as long as it's not as disasterous as the Fat Bastard crack I did a few days earlier./.'ers funny bones are tuffer than steel as of late...or maybe it's similar to the problem that the Mars rover is having...not enough ram/faulty flash.
we need to ban trivial patents and fine those who try to patent trivial patents with the sole intent to sue to help pay for the costs of revamping the efficiency and backlog of the patent office.
o yea....as for the diapers thing.....politicians go bad the moment they become politicians unlike diapers which tend to have a longer shelf and use-life.
especially knowing that the $250k comes from ill-gotten gains from using mafia-like lawsuit tactics that even insult the mob. Though taking the money and then donating it to the Linux Defense fund or the Linux fund (the development portion) would help SCO's arch-enemy and thus not a bad idea.
better yet is if the author of the virus also inserted a disclaimer asking if the user ok's the use of their connection to help bog down SCO's servers by accessing their website at a scheduled time (a whole lot nicer than calling it "Denial" or an "attack"). Of course, it doesn't even have to be a virus...it can be like the Seti@home or folding projects. SCO@home.
it's also our fault for voting such a-holes into the Congress too. Just like how it's not all the dog's fault if the owner doesn't chain the dog up and the dog ends up biting someone's ass.
wrong my friend....it takes two to tango...well at least in this case, 3+ to tango. Congress could've and should've not passed it, Bush could've and should've vetoed it, and Ashcroft could've and should've not enforced it to the letter (and used his discretion in alot of cases).
victims of the RIAA/MPAA/SCO/etc like Jon who are acquitted should sue them where it hurts. Think of it as a distributed-denial-of-suing attack.
Hey, it is the game they seem to want to play so why not return the favor (or "fight fire with fire"). And we have one thing in our favor; numbers. We have more numbers than they do so if we all sue for deflamation, etc. and win, they will be out of $ to sue ppl with and we would be successful in declawing the menaces.
which means that the terrorists won. They stood their ground (as horrid as it sounds) while we ran like sissies. Well....I guess with the exception of a handfull of ppl who didn't budge like this law school prof who fought in court and our armed forces.
And that statement: "if you don't do anything wrong, you don't have to worry about it"....well tell that to those who are racially profiled and pulled over or those who are arrested because of the way they look or because of the sound of their name.
Social evolution doesn't come from tolerance of the status quo but the lack their of. If tolerance was the game, then women wouldn't have the rights to vote, there would still be segregation, etc. It's just unfortunate that 9/11 plunged us into another Dark Age (with various Draconian laws in addition to the unPatriot Act).
------------------- Don't hate the pawns, hate the chess player behind the pawns; support our troops.
now if we can get rid of the statute that enables "law enforcement" less checks and balances and the portion that enables indefinite confinement without lawyer or family visitation/contact of those classified as "combatants" (even US citizens). So much for due-process as guaranteed by the Constitution. I've said this before and I'll say it again; the Patriot act is one of the most unPatriotic pieces of legistature known to man, especially since it defies the very spirit of the Constitution, the common foundation of our society.
You know...the more I think about it, I get the feeling that both Ashcroft and Bush failed their history classes.
The worst part is that I also get the feeling that Stalin/Lenin won without a fight.
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yes! I knew there was some plus side to college!
(btw, for those humor-challenged ppl, this is meant to be funny. If you still don't get it, go rent "Animal House" or any of the "Revenge of the Nerds" movies)
man...they make it easier and easier to mock microsoft.
Hell, even the pirated versions, which are subsequentially more functional than this "crippled" version, is still cheaper. Though it's Windows and I can't really recommend it for the security conscious.
think of it as more like "job perks"
you get to see beautiful naked women at work and can direct them on how to have sex and shit....talk about eye-candy!
and yea...condoms, mainly novelty condoms (the ones made for "her" pleasure...[frisco is different though....]). hell...even normal condoms. P0rn can set the mode and make ppl do new positions and moves, etc.
Just like how the cell phone companies practically give away phones in order to make money off the cell phone plans/services, the porn industry doesn't worry about ppl sharing p0rn....since for the most part they probably make more money on p0rn "goods"...including condoms. unfortunately, the music biz has no real products (hence they are in trouble with the crappy stuff they have).
not even the best chefs in the universe can make bullshit smell and taste like fillet millon.
ooo....looks like I hit a "NO! I love Microsoft" nerve. Maybe I should hit it again. :D
so that's what they call faulty defective products; "to prevent counterfeiting" or as a new feature....
o wait...didn't Microsoft do this?
wonder if linux printer drivers have this same "feature"?
what about upx or some other compression to help give the flash some more space for the so-called junk files?
yea! looks like I was right about the hard funny bone comment.
don't forget, google relies on linux (like how those companies rely on Duracell batteries in those Duracell ads).
Linux +1, SCO -2^google
Now can SCO say that they helped catch a fugitive? (the answer btw is no unless they turn themselves in).
o yea...this again is and was meant to be a funny.
it was meant to be a funny.....o well...as long as it's not as disasterous as the Fat Bastard crack I did a few days earlier. /.'ers funny bones are tuffer than steel as of late...or maybe it's similar to the problem that the Mars rover is having...not enough ram/faulty flash.
good to hear that ppl are finally realizing that Debian is one of the most stable linux distros (hence the UBER slow updates).
hell...I'm using debian on my server too.
isn't that also window.status used by many p0rn sites to hide the true url?
well...it doesn't matter....IE IS the security hole anyways; it's nothing new.
and you thought the DMV was bad.
we need to ban trivial patents and fine those who try to patent trivial patents with the sole intent to sue to help pay for the costs of revamping the efficiency and backlog of the patent office.
though I meant it to be a funny...well...it's my first "redundant"
good point.
o yea....as for the diapers thing.....politicians go bad the moment they become politicians unlike diapers which tend to have a longer shelf and use-life.
especially knowing that the $250k comes from ill-gotten gains from using mafia-like lawsuit tactics that even insult the mob. Though taking the money and then donating it to the Linux Defense fund or the Linux fund (the development portion) would help SCO's arch-enemy and thus not a bad idea.
better yet is if the author of the virus also inserted a disclaimer asking if the user ok's the use of their connection to help bog down SCO's servers by accessing their website at a scheduled time (a whole lot nicer than calling it "Denial" or an "attack"). Of course, it doesn't even have to be a virus...it can be like the Seti@home or folding projects. SCO@home.
and I have yet to install 2.6.
it's also our fault for voting such a-holes into the Congress too. Just like how it's not all the dog's fault if the owner doesn't chain the dog up and the dog ends up biting someone's ass.
I'm too damn lazy to code or do anything.
btw, this is meant to be funny for those too lazy to read.
wrong my friend....it takes two to tango...well at least in this case, 3+ to tango. Congress could've and should've not passed it, Bush could've and should've vetoed it, and Ashcroft could've and should've not enforced it to the letter (and used his discretion in alot of cases).
victims of the RIAA/MPAA/SCO/etc like Jon who are acquitted should sue them where it hurts. Think of it as a distributed-denial-of-suing attack.
Hey, it is the game they seem to want to play so why not return the favor (or "fight fire with fire"). And we have one thing in our favor; numbers. We have more numbers than they do so if we all sue for deflamation, etc. and win, they will be out of $ to sue ppl with and we would be successful in declawing the menaces.
now that microsoft is *cough* *cough* writing the software, there's less to worry about since it'll crash before they can even collect and mine data.
Now if it was some body else or if it was linux, it would be "1984" all over again.
which means that the terrorists won. They stood their ground (as horrid as it sounds) while we ran like sissies. Well....I guess with the exception of a handfull of ppl who didn't budge like this law school prof who fought in court and our armed forces.
And that statement: "if you don't do anything wrong, you don't have to worry about it"....well tell that to those who are racially profiled and pulled over or those who are arrested because of the way they look or because of the sound of their name.
Social evolution doesn't come from tolerance of the status quo but the lack their of. If tolerance was the game, then women wouldn't have the rights to vote, there would still be segregation, etc. It's just unfortunate that 9/11 plunged us into another Dark Age (with various Draconian laws in addition to the unPatriot Act).
-------------------
Don't hate the pawns, hate the chess player behind the pawns; support our troops.
now if we can get rid of the statute that enables "law enforcement" less checks and balances and the portion that enables indefinite confinement without lawyer or family visitation/contact of those classified as "combatants" (even US citizens). So much for due-process as guaranteed by the Constitution. I've said this before and I'll say it again; the Patriot act is one of the most unPatriotic pieces of legistature known to man, especially since it defies the very spirit of the Constitution, the common foundation of our society.
You know...the more I think about it, I get the feeling that both Ashcroft and Bush failed their history classes.
The worst part is that I also get the feeling that Stalin/Lenin won without a fight.