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SCO Offers $250K Bounty for MyDoom Author's Arrest

Performer Guy writes "This SCO press release indicates that they are offering a $250,000 reward for information leading to the arrest & conviction of the MyDoom DDoS worm authors. Let's hope they catch them. Not merely because MyDoom is one of the most mindless attacks on our internet infrastructure in memory, but also when they pay up it'll be less cash for SCO's litigation engine." Thanks to Tin Foil Hat and prostoalex for pointing out links at ComputerWorld and CNET, too. Related to this: stealth.c writes "Bruce Perens has written a letter to the Open Source community, discouraging us from cheering on the MyDOOM virus, as it would falsely implicate the FOSS communities and almost certainly cause the success of the virus writer's mission of discrediting these movements. This letter is also posted on NewsForge and on Groklaw." Unfortunately, with columns like this one blaming the worm on "some ticked-off Linux fan", it needs to be said.

783 comments

  1. Hey, d00d! by ScottSpeaks! · · Score: 4, Funny

    If you're out there, e-mail me. Let me turn you in, and I'll give you .50%!

    1. Re:Hey, d00d! by nocomment · · Score: 4, Funny

      Someone turn him in, that's all the money SCO has left. This'll bankrupt them!

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      /* http://allyourbasearebelongto.us */
    2. Re:Hey, d00d! by SlamMan · · Score: 1

      Please tell me you actually meant .50%, because thats funny as hell.

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      Mod point free since 2001
    3. Re:Hey, d00d! by slyxter · · Score: 0

      I will double that offer and give you 1% !

    4. Re:Hey, d00d! by JohnDoe.Slashed · · Score: 0

      Write DDoS virus targeting sco.com...
      ???
      Profit!!!

    5. Re:Hey, d00d! by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hah! That's nothing, let me turn you in, and I'll give you .5000% , or if I feel generous, .500000% !!!!

      --
      "Can of worms? The can is open... the worms are everywhere."
    6. Re:Hey, d00d! by Nadsat · · Score: 1

      ...I'll give you .50%!

      Whoever it is I can top the last offer and give you give you 50.50%!

    7. Re:Hey, d00d! by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 2, Funny

      Turn himself in for half a percent of the reward? Sounds too good to pass up..

    8. Re:Hey, d00d! by erobertstad · · Score: 1, Funny

      Quote from artical: "SCO has a worldwide network of more than 11,000 resellers and 4,000 developers"

      Ok... When did SCO actauly get developers? I thought the whole company was a bunch of lawyers?Honestly, wtf is 4,000 developers been doing this whole time if they arn't writing code.... ahhh the developers are probably the ones running the court cases, I'm starting to understand SCO a bit better everyday!

      SCO: "ok, your not making any money writing code, I want you all to start suing people for the code you should have been writing"
      Developers: "We have to do work now?!!"

      Now to figure out about that 11,000 resellers...

    9. Re:Hey, d00d! by Pharmboy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ok... When did SCO actauly get developers? I thought the whole company was a bunch of lawyers?Honestly, wtf is 4,000 developers been doing this whole time if they arn't writing code.

      I think they were referring to the OSS programmers writing actual kernel code, which SCO thinks it owns now ;) They just see them as free employees, which you have to admit is cheaper than outsourcing to India.

      --
      Tequila: It's not just for breakfast anymore!
    10. Re:Hey, d00d! by VivianC · · Score: 5, Funny

      Sadly, the reward is being offered in shares of SCOX stock.

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      Viv

      Gmail invites for ip
    11. Re:Hey, d00d! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hell I'll give you .10000%.

    12. Re:Hey, d00d! by digital+bath · · Score: 2, Funny

      It was me!

      what do you mean? what "Post Anonymously" button?

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      find / -name "*.sig" | xargs rm
    13. Re:Hey, d00d! by erobertstad · · Score: 1

      Ahh, so if they are including the people who wrote the code they think they own the 'resellers' must be all the websites and people who are hosting Linux distro's with their code in it. It's all making so much sence now! But didn't IBM just put a patent on paying those 'free employees'.... boy when you put this all together it's allmost scary how well it goes together.

    14. Re:Hey, d00d! by ScottSpeaks! · · Score: 1

      Hey, if the dork's stupid and impulsive enough to wage a DDOS attack against SCO (not grasping how that'd actually play out in the press), I figure he's stupid enough to fall for ye olde decimal/percentage trick. But now you people have gone and spoiled it. {sigh}

    15. Re:Hey, d00d! by frodo+from+middle+ea · · Score: 4, Funny

      And the stocks can only be vested after 2 years from now.

      --
      for the last time people, I am "frodo from middle eaRTH", not "middle eaST".
    16. Re:Hey, d00d! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hEy M4n, nice +RY. D0N't +hiNk I DIDN'+ Notic3 +hE Per10d 83F0R3 th3 50%.

    17. Re:Hey, d00d! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      SCO just made the MyDoom author into a folk hero.

    18. Re:Hey, d00d! by stfvon007 · · Score: 1

      LOL I like the decimal placement. I doubt that $1,250 would cover his (or her in the slim chance it was a girl) court fees though. Hey, if you let ME turn you in ill give you a whole 1% *people suddently scrable to outbid each other by offering higher percentages*

      --
      All misspellings and grammatical errors in the above post are intentional and part of my artistic expression.
    19. Re:Hey, d00d! by bobbabemagnet · · Score: 1

      or worse, in SCO licenses. That's roughly 358 licenses. whoot!

    20. Re:Hey, d00d! by paroneayea · · Score: 1

      If you're out there, e-mail me. Let me turn you in, and I'll give you .50%!

      Dude, don't do it! Don't take the money from SCO, even if you're the one turning in the cracker that produced the virus! You see, SCO is going to "give" you the money, and after that they'll sue you saying you stole it!

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      http://mediagoblin.org/
    21. Re:Hey, d00d! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WHOO HOO!! three cheers for MyDoom!!!!! FUCK SCO.

    22. Re:Hey, d00d! by jigma · · Score: 3, Funny

      No...email me and I will will give you .100%!!!

      That is a way better deal!!!!

      --
      "linux is only free if your time has no value" - Jamie Zawinski
    23. Re:Hey, d00d! by Pros_n_Cons · · Score: 1

      Notice the . before the 50%? Never any honor amung thiefs I tell ya. This guy is probably darl mcbride.

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      -- "of course thats just my opinion, I could be wrong." --Dennis Miller
    24. Re:Hey, d00d! by Pieroxy · · Score: 1

      The stock will probably be out of the market by then... Should be a fool to turn the guy in for peanuts.

    25. Re:Hey, d00d! by Simonetta · · Score: 5, Funny

      No No No..

      I did it.

      I used a combination of Visual Basic and Commodore 64 Logo.

      Deposit the $250,000 in my Swiss Bank Account and I'll be at your office first thing Monday morning with the source. You can check to see whether it has any of the Unix code that you 'own'.

      I might have to spend a year in jail (maybe even a little more if they find out about the thing with the seeds in the parking lot of the Grateful Dead show back in 1978). But after that I'll be free with $250,000. I'll use the time to brush up on investment theory and derivatives and maybe even get in a little weight training.

      Beats a year in a cubicle doing tech support on the phone for $8/hr.

      Keep me posted!!!

    26. Re:Hey, d00d! by sniggly · · Score: 2, Interesting

      MicroSoft created a weapon that any moron geek and half witted terrorist can now use to attack their pet peeve. Nothing in all of this should take the focus away from MicroSoft failing to secure its products, products that are amazingly unsafe and dangerous. How long have we given them time to fix this? How many more times does it need to happen, how massive the loss before the whole software industry gets totally regulated for this? Once the software industry gets regulated it's bye bye to the Open Source community and MS might actually win from it in the long term. MicroSoft is becoming ever more serious a liability to worldwide internet security and the national security of pretty much all nations. Imagine if Ford had made all its cars remotely controllable (Outlook express'& Windows design flaws make it practically remotely controllable, MS patches but doesnt fix the flawed design!!) and a terrorist could mobilize and crash them into any place at any time.

      --
      Of those to whom much is given, much is required.
    27. Re:Hey, d00d! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      0.50% --> half a percent doesn't seem to be such a big to me

    28. Re:Hey, d00d! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The 4000 developers are those people developing software for the SCO platform. A bit like how people who write software for Windows would be 'Windows developers'.

      It's not very many, really.

    29. Re:Hey, d00d! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "According to slashdot users I'm funny, insightful, and interesting! So why arn't girls all over me? "

      Because your slashdot ID is way to fucking high, skippy.

    30. Re:Hey, d00d! by sepluv · · Score: 1
      No, No. Actually, I don't think he was, but he was quite l33t I guess.

      Here's my offer:

      I know its you who wrote it, Darl Mc. Bride -- if you agree to give yourself up I'll give you the same proportion of your own bounty money as the proportion of your code in the kernel, Linux. Email me to arrange for you to sign a contract to this effect at a mutually convenient time. Seems fair?

      --
      Joe Llywelyn Griffith Blakesley
      [This post is in the public domain (copyright-free) unless otherwise stated]
    31. Re:Hey, d00d! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's spelled 'article'. I don't know why so many people here make so many mistakes, but that is one of the most annoying, along with 'cubical' instead of cubicle.
      Oh, and 'definately'.

    32. Re:Hey, d00d! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      maybe sco created the worm.. think about it..

    33. Re:Hey, d00d! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a rip.. they won't even be around in 2 years.

    34. Re:Hey, d00d! by DigitalDaedalus · · Score: 1

      "Let me turn you in, and I'll give you .50%!"
      I like the subtle decimal point in there...

    35. Re:Hey, d00d! by CrayzyJ · · Score: 1

      no, no, let me turn you in. I'll give you 50% of 50% of 50%!

      (Dukes of Hazzard for those of you not old enough to remember...)

      --
      Holy s-, it's Jesus!
    36. Re:Hey, d00d! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bet SCO made the virus just for the press coverage lol

    37. Re:Hey, d00d! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Offering 51%, contact me!

    38. Re:Hey, d00d! by AlexCV · · Score: 1

      .50% ? What kind of share is that!

    39. Re:Hey, d00d! by falsified · · Score: 1

      Dammit!

      --
      HI, MY NAME IS ISAAC.
    40. Re:Hey, d00d! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dont go there. email me. I will match his bid plus 10% extra

    41. Re:Hey, d00d! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      get'em, quick, sell them for $0.01 ASAP!

    42. Re:Hey, d00d! by lkcl · · Score: 1

      The issue is simple: it costs microsoft MONEY to put in security into their OS: i'm surprised people aren't aware of this, more.

      scenario:

      1) microsoft fixes security issues by switching off java, embedded javascript, etc.

      2) customers receive OS.

      3) customers try to do A,B or C.

      4) customer cannot _do_ A, B, or C.

      5) customer phones, writes, emails microsoft

      6) microsoft _pays_ people to respond, pick up phone, stare at screen, open letters.

      every phone picked up, every screen stared at, every letter opened EVEN BEFORE the customer BEGINS to communicate "i can't" is money down the microsoft toilet.

      therefore there is ABSOLUTELY no chance that security will be microsoft's number one priority.

    43. Re:Hey, d00d! by joshuac · · Score: 1

      .50%, ehh?

    44. Re:Hey, d00d! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And its spelt not spelled... :)

    45. Re:Hey, d00d! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bunch of commies that are now turning into terrorists. Nice one.

    46. Re:Hey, d00d! by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      This might be the case for other companies, but MS support isn't free for users. suprise!

      --
      It's been a long time.
  2. Copyright. by DarkHelmet · · Score: 5, Funny
    Of course it has nothing to do with DDOS..

    It's that SCO thinks that MyDoom's source code is owned by them. :)

    --
    /^[A-Z0-9._%+-]+@[A-Z0-9.-]+\.[A-Z]{2,4}$/i
    1. Re:Copyright. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      They must be confusing it with DRDOS

    2. Re:Copyright. by Shriek · · Score: 0

      Would you be suprised if they (SCO) did claim ownership of such code?

    3. Re:Copyright. by tilrman · · Score: 5, Funny

      Obviously, SCO wrote MyDoom. Part of the payload is several lines of unix code copyrighted by SCO. Notice how the worm is reporting back to SCO? That's not a DDOS; that's the worm reporting the IP addresses of everybody who now owes SCO $699 for copyright infrigement.

    4. Re:Copyright. by c1ay · · Score: 1
      Obviously, SCO wrote MyDoom.

      If they didn't, I hope they do catch whoever did. Darl McBride is a scumbag and SCO deserves to be run in the ground by IBM but if they succeed at anything I hope it's catching the asshole that wrote this virus and making an example of him/her.

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    5. Re:Copyright. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The SCO's GuardMen are infringing the Intellectual Property of the worm MyDoom because they are stoling the MyDoom's sourcecode of unknow author.

      I suspect that the author of the source code is SCO because their lines are for Unix.

      What is the matter if source code has not the author's name? The answer is: there is arrest of nobody.

      open4free

    6. Re:Copyright. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I see that MyDoom is in the public domain.

      I want to buy the worm MyDoom, dear seller, how much money is it?

      33rf4n3p0

    7. Re:Copyright. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This DarkHelmet guy karma spams every story in a pathetic attempt to promote his lamer site. Please mod bomb him to hell.

    8. Re:Copyright. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WTF is up with the use of bold fonts?

    9. Re:Copyright. by benna · · Score: 3, Interesting

      OK listen. I hate SCO as much as any of you. This is a clear pump and dump. However, I am getting sick of people saying SCO or someone wanting to discredit the open source community wrote this worm. I can think of ALOT of linux supporters that would have done this in a second if they had thought of it. The chances are, it was a linux supporter. I'm not saying whether I support the people that did this or not. I'm really not sure but I am also getting tired of this "holier than thou" attitude of people who say its not good because it makes open source look bad blah blah blah. I'm beginning to think we must fight fire with fire. We must fight these tacticts of SCO, tactics that may even be illegal under RICO, with tactics that are less than legal. Maybe it is time we start doing things designed to bring down SCO, just as they are trying to bring down linux. The legal process will take years. SCO will probobly do alot more damage in that time than some worm written by a linux supporter. So we must do something. WE MUST FIGHT!

      --
      "It is not how things are in the world that is mystical, but that it exists." -Ludwig Wittgenstein
    10. Re:Copyright. by SsueCmeOplease · · Score: 1

      "It's that SCO thinks that MyDoom's source code is owned by them. :) "

      SCO doesnt "think"... They KNOW this code is owned by them because they wrote it themselves. Their press release was simply more anti-Linux/pro-SCO FUD. They get to keep their reward for themselves.

    11. Re:Copyright. by SsueCmeOplease · · Score: 3, Interesting

      As much as some would like to think that this is the work of one of our own. The fact of the matter is that ANYONE with a keyboard could have done this. And following through on this logic I would not discount even SCO. I would not put it past Darl to try a stunt like this. He is "smokin' crack" and has "nothing to lose" after all.

    12. Re:Copyright. by u-235-sentinel · · Score: 3, Funny

      I think that's the problem. Someone must have taken the SCO code and is spreading it around via this new worm.

      No wonder they're pissed.

      --
      Has Comcast disconnected your Internet account? Same here. You can read about it at http://comcastissue.blogspot.com
    13. Re:Copyright. by H310iSe · · Score: 1

      because moderation had no "+1 tin foil hat-ty" i reply instead. yea, it could be a 250k safe bet since they know who wrote the virus but, but, but, I mean, it IS more likely that it was someone who wanted to write a virus and thought they'd get more attention if they tied it to the SCO problem, or maybe even a horribly, horribly misguided linux supporter. It COULD be SCO wrote it but PROBABLY they didn't :)

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      closed minded is as closed minded does
    14. Re:Copyright. by JPriest · · Score: 2, Funny

      Forget what they say, I will give you .75%

      --
      Saying Java is nice because it works on all OS's is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders.
    15. Re:Copyright. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can someone send me a copy of the virus please?? My ISP is doing a good job in stopping it but I want to DDoS SCO

    16. Re:Copyright. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      actually, your probably oddly right... by now there is no way that anyone withen the OSS community would do anything close to this nature. im sorry but by now we have just sit back and watch sco's stupidity and wait for the trial. sco lost all their leverage with their bogus ip claims no one listens to it anymore, until they got ddos they got this they got that from the open source community. thats all they seem to be playing on right now. im sorry but its obvious that they are ones who are doing it(tin foil hat time..possibly MS).. but seriously i hope someone finds the person(or people) involved so it can be shown that its really sco...

    17. Re:Copyright. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But, we are holier than thou, Darl.

    18. Re:Copyright. by JCCyC · · Score: 1

      Or, some random loser who thinks Bill Gates is God and wants to make Linux look bad (the most probable hypothesis).

      Go Google the Latin phrase "CUI BONO" and learn what it means.

      Another thing: the DDoS starts only Feb 1 -- SCO has plenty of time to prepare for it. Interesting too.

    19. Re:Copyright. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed ... it's possible, although probably not likely, that someone from SCO itself could have done this. Keep in mind that if that were the case, that $250,000 won't be going anywhere (remember OJ Simpson's offer of a reward for the real killers?) but SCO will appear that it's really concerned about the welfare of people affected by this virus.

      Plus, telling a judge "A DDoS ate our network" when explaining that you need more time to gather evidence is a lot better than "We don't really have a reason, we just want to stall some more."

    20. Re:Copyright. by dylan_- · · Score: 1
      I can think of ALOT of linux supporters that would have done this in a second if they had thought of it.
      Hmm...I can think of ACOUPLE, maybe even AFEW, but are you sure about ALOT?!
      --
      Igor Presnyakov stole my hat
    21. Re:Copyright. by Xenographic · · Score: 1

      Err, read more Groklaw.

      I'm not convinced (read: SCO is innocent until proven guilty, and, knowing SCO, they will soon be proven guilty if they actually are guilty...) that SCO did this to themselves, however this is the same company that had an interesting response when picketed.

      You see, they came out with their own phony signs (which you can see pictures of in a very old Groklaw story) which said things about supporting communism... Yes, the folks at SCO actually made their own phony signs with a message to the effect of "we support communism!" to mix in with those of the protesters, in order to discredit them.

      Now then, the best answer for now is that I hope those responsible are brought to justice. We do not support nor condone this action, and we ought to do whatever we might to catch whatever idiot created this thing.

      Besides, imagine if one of us got the $250k and donated it to one of those foundations that were recently created to protect people from allegations that their use of Linux is somehow illegal? I wonder what SCO would say to that? Heh.

      Actually, I can guess what they'd most likely say, but I'd rather not repeat it... No, I mean the part after the long string of curse words.

  3. Trying to throw us off the trail, huh? by spun · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Come on, Darl, you HIRED someone to write it, didn't you? An open source Reichstag fire, right?

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    - None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
    1. Re:Trying to throw us off the trail, huh? by Bruce+Perens · · Score: 4, Interesting
      The Reichstag fire is what I thought of immediately, as well. And please don't bother me about Godwin.

      Bruce

    2. Re:Trying to throw us off the trail, huh? by WhiteDeath · · Score: 2, Funny


      I wonder....
      do the DDoS requests to www.sco.com include the captured keystrokes?

      maybe they're on a funding drive?

    3. Re:Trying to throw us off the trail, huh? by kfg · · Score: 3, Funny

      To be quickly followed by the Night of the Long Bulk Erasers.

      KFG

    4. Re:Trying to throw us off the trail, huh? by the+gnat · · Score: 0

      It's been too long since you were in high school. It's been a while for me, too, but I knew more than a handful of people who were both talented, malicious, and immature enough to pull this kind of stunt, with no ulterior motives. I'm rooting for SCO's demise and, ideally, Darl in jail, but I don't have any illusions about the mental stability of some geeks. This should not reflect on the professionalism of the FOSS community, but it does say something about geeks in general.

    5. Re:Trying to throw us off the trail, huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously, every time SCO drops out of headlines for a couple of days all of the sudden they're under attack by us, the vicious (and anti-American) OSS community. Darl's rants are making even non-"tin-foil hat wearing" people start to shout, "Conspiracy!"

    6. Re:Trying to throw us off the trail, huh? by dgatwood · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Maybe one day, O.J. will find the real killers, Bush will find WMDs in Iraq, and two-thirds of the world's missing person cases will be solved....

      So I guess the business model in all four situations looks like this:

      • Do something awful.
      • Claim you're looking for those responsible.
      • Profit.
      There's not even a "???" in there. Wow.

      *sigh*

      --

      Check out my sci-fi/humor trilogy at PatriotsBooks.

    7. Re:Trying to throw us off the trail, huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      :D

      But don't bother with that kind of jokes round here.

      The majority of slashbots are PC users in their twenties:
      - They don't know what a bulk eraser is.

      They're also Americans:
      - They don't know history, "die Nacht der langen Messer" doesn't ring a bell with them. Slashdot won't even let you write "Ernst Rohm" correctly, it munges what you write to the English alphabet, and even a watered down version of that without accented characters (see?).

      Try joking about something really important and something everyone should be familiar with, like a flash cartoon instead. Badgersbadgersbadgers, AYBABTU, or whatever.

    8. Re:Trying to throw us off the trail, huh? by ptbarnett · · Score: 1
      The Reichstag fire is what I thought of immediately, as well.

      I wondered about that as well. But than I asked: why would SCO install a backdoor on port 3127 to listen for further instructions?

    9. Re:Trying to throw us off the trail, huh? by Trepalium · · Score: 1

      I doubt it has anything more to do with any specific quality of 'geeks' as it does with the population in general. In any field there's always a few people that are a little 'off', and they're always the most vocal about it, too.

      --
      I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
    10. Re:Trying to throw us off the trail, huh? by spun · · Score: 1

      I thought the post was hilarious, in a dark sort of way. I'm in my thirties, and I've used a bulk magnetic eraser. "die Nacht der langen Messer" The night of the long measurers? Is this another name for the night of long knives? (my German is REALLY rusty)

      --
      - None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
    11. Re:Trying to throw us off the trail, huh? by The+Almighty+Dave · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I thought this one was made by modifying an existing virus. The backdoor was already there, why go through the extra work to take it out, even if you are not going to use it?

    12. Re:Trying to throw us off the trail, huh? by Nucleon500 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      My guess is that spammers did it. First, the virus sets up a backdoor, which would be very useful to spammers but contributes nothing to an attack on SCO. Second, the virus is a variant of previous viruses used to set up open relays. And third, spammers have the only clear motive - to put it in as a red herring. SCO, and most Linux fans, don't have the skill to do it. Most Linux fans would realize how stupid it would be. Spammers would have heard of the SCO v. IBM battle, but are not personally invested in it, and would think nothing of adding the DDoS payload out of curiosity.

    13. Re:Trying to throw us off the trail, huh? by mitherial · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I find the assumptions made by this commentor and "timothy" to be absurd. While it certainly is possible that SCO hired somebody to do this, even they aren't that foolish. The potential danger to them if they were found-out is an *instant* loss (in the business community) of whatever credibility they may still retain (which they care about a hell of a lot more than what a bunch of geeks on slashdot think), and the potential gain for them is minimal. I see no reason at all to believe that it *wasn't* "some ticked-off linux fan", the psychology & motivation fits perfectly [this isn't to say that the OSS community as a whole endorses this position by any means.] But the Reichstag fire is a serious disanalogy. I'm not defending SCO's other actions-I think their claims to IP are unlikely at best, just as with Microsoft and GW Bush, to shrilly denounce them at every opportunity, even for innocious actions, destroys your credibility, and makes rational, thinking people write you off as a fanatic. Conserve your clout, make what you say count!

      --
      Foo?
    14. Re:Trying to throw us off the trail, huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I'm a PC user in my twenties. Hi.

      A bulk eraser is a big electromagnet for when you want to *erase* magnetic media in *bulk*.

      The Night of the Long Knives (which followed the Reichstag fire, hence the parent poster's joke) was when Hitler purged all of his political enemies during a night of assassinations.

      Try joking about something really important and something everyone should be familiar with, like a flash cartoon instead.

      Huh? What is this "Flash" of which you speak?

    15. Re:Trying to throw us off the trail, huh? by KFK+-+Wildcat · · Score: 1
      hehe, Godwin is right once again.
      Good comparison though :)

      Seriously though, I don't think SCO would have the guts to do this. Imagine if someone seriously investigates the virus' origin and traces it back to them...

    16. Re:Trying to throw us off the trail, huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!

    17. Re:Trying to throw us off the trail, huh? by kfg · · Score: 1

      Badgers? Badgers? We don't need no steenking badgers!

      KFG

    18. Re:Trying to throw us off the trail, huh? by kfg · · Score: 1

      It's a reference to a song:

      Die langen Messer der Nacht
      Die langen Messer der Nacht
      Immer dem Rauch nach
      treten sie ein
      schreien sie lauter
      sie sind nicht allein
      Tanzen macht frei
      jedem das seine
      bewegliche Ziele
      schieBt auf die Beine

      Pretty stirring stuff if you're a budding night stalker.

      I've always prefered Die Gedanken sind Frei (Thoughts are Free) myself.

      Die Gedanken sind frei, wer kann sie erraten,
      Sie fliehen vorbei, wie nachtliche Schatten.
      Kein Mensch kann sie wissen, kein Jager erschieBen,

      Anyway, here's a langen Messer:

      The long knife

      KFG

    19. Re:Trying to throw us off the trail, huh? by Neop2Lemus · · Score: 1

      Thats cuz In Soviet Russia, the Bagers Need you!

      --
      Needle Nardle Noo
    20. Re:Trying to throw us off the trail, huh? by DMCBOSTON · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Did SCO have a hand in it to gain sympathy/press?? The problem is the price of getting caught in such a plot. The mainstream press would see SCO in a very negative light if they had dirty hands in writing this code. Very soap opera, very understandable to the non computer savvy. The press would eat SCO alive and the public would see them in that light. My call? I think they are playing the game by offering the reward, but they had no part in the execution of the code. But who knows? It's amazing how some would play Machiavelli without having read Machiavelli.

    21. Re:Trying to throw us off the trail, huh? by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1

      It contains a keylogger, that's a lot more dangerous than a DDOS zombie. I think the sco nonsense is just a cover to give these spammers and hackers some leeway. While the open-source community is taking the heat, they'll be reaping in the profits from stolen bank account passwords and potential mass-mailing zombies.

    22. Re:Trying to throw us off the trail, huh? by Simonetta · · Score: 1

      You'all might want to check out the movie called 'The Damned' by Luchino Visconti made back in the early 1970's.

      It has the best rendition of the 'Night of the Long Knives' ever seen in a film.

      The sight of the Gestapo coming in their boats through the fog on the lake in the pre-dawn... then going from house to house blasting the shit out of every young blonde swinging dick they find...

      Shit, it makes The Sopranos look like TeleTubbies.

      The rest of the movie is rather long and frightfully dull so you might want to make it double feature with Lina Wehrmueller's 'Seven Beauties' for an evening of good old-fashioned European gemutlichkeit.

    23. Re:Trying to throw us off the trail, huh? by spun · · Score: 1

      Or, as I pointed out in another thread, a big bag of money could have mysteriously shown up on said spammer's doorstep, along with a note promising much more if, in their next scheduled release, they could add in a little bit of code DDoSing www.sco.com. Entirely plausible, in my opinion, but it's completely a matter of speculation. SCO should realize that, because speculations can cut both ways, and in the end, people understand money as a motivating factor for nefarious behavior.

      --
      - None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
    24. Re:Trying to throw us off the trail, huh? by agent0range_ · · Score: 1

      SCO, and most Linux fans, don't have the skill to do it. Most Linux fans would realize how stupid it would be.

      It only takes one Linux fan with both the skill to do it and no mental safeguards to ruin it for everyone.

    25. Re:Trying to throw us off the trail, huh? by Eivind · · Score: 1

      yeah Messer =knife, not =measure, even though it migth sound like it.

    26. Re:Trying to throw us off the trail, huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It only takes one Windows fan with both the skill to do it and no mental safeguards to ruin it for everyone.

    27. Re:Trying to throw us off the trail, huh? by wtrmute · · Score: 1

      I'd be loath to say such things so openly in here. Have you checked the article linked at the bottom of the story? There are some quotes which were taken directly from the comments page in yesterday's story. You may remember "Quick, disable your AV software, and get some Windows boxes on the internet!"

      Let's try to be careful about what we write. No one knows what may be grabbed by the regular media and taken out of context, so let's cover our bases.

    28. Re:Trying to throw us off the trail, huh? by wtrmute · · Score: 1

      I agree. If this was a matter of a disgruntled Linux fan, the virus wouldn't set up a doorway for an open relay; it'd concentrate on the DDoS. It doesn't, so I'm forced to believe the DDoS is something to throw people off-track.

    29. Re:Trying to throw us off the trail, huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just used my last moderation point to lower the "Quick, disable your AV software..." post down to where it won't show by default "0".

      Maybe that will help out a little.

    30. Re:Trying to throw us off the trail, huh? by Zeinfeld · · Score: 1
      My guess is that spammers did it.

      Actually there is a black market in 'owned' machines between hacker groups and spammers. The type of spamers who do this stuff are mainly doing phishing/Identity theft type fraud.

      It would be interesting to see whether any viruses have been used to harvest emails for spamming from address books. Certainly there have been 'virus' attacks that have actually been broadcast from a small group of machines using a pre-compiled dictionary.

      I am getting something like 20 attack messages a day in my inbox, hate to think how many are trapped in the spam filter. This think hit so fast that only one of the virus filters had been updated - unfortunatley the second level catcher which still delivers a warning message to my mailbox.

      One of the things that this shows is that current virus filtering code is useless. This type of reactive response will never work long term.

      Much better would be to disable transfer of all active content from unauthenticated sources. Add an element to Microsoft Word, Java, HTML etc. to disable all active content in an easily checkable manner. Have the mail filters set the element automatically unless the sender was trusted and had signed the message. Zip files and other compound files would enforce 'no execute' recursively.

      --
      Looking for an Information Security student project suggestion?
      Try http://dotcrimeManifesto.com/
    31. Re:Trying to throw us off the trail, huh? by Tin+Foil+Hat · · Score: 1

      Spammers who use highjacked machines do have a vested interest in the whole OSS/Proprietary thing. (As opposed to the IBM/SCO debacle.) All of their zombies run Windows and they like it that way. It seem clear to me that spammers absolutely do not want Linux to succeed in the consumer market because that would directly challenge their ability to remain hidden behind compromised Windows machines.

      We have motive, ability, and opportunity, and it points a clear path to the spammers.

      --
      No matter how many of my rights are taken away, somehow I still don't feel safe. -Frigid Monkey
    32. Re:Trying to throw us off the trail, huh? by wtrmute · · Score: 1

      Most of the damage's already been done, but it was a cool idea. Thanks.

    33. Re:Trying to throw us off the trail, huh? by spoonyfork · · Score: 1

      For the curious: Reichstag fire.

      --
      Speak truth to power.
    34. Re:Trying to throw us off the trail, huh? by LittleGuy · · Score: 1

      For the curious: Reichstag fire.

      Eventually, it will be revealed to be an after-hours brautwurst roast gone horribly wrong.

      --
      Mod Karma -1: I sed bad wurds. If I cep my mouf shut, I wud be at riyses.
    35. Re:Trying to throw us off the trail, huh? by pbarker · · Score: 1

      > Come on, Darl, you HIRED someone to write it,
      > didn't you? An open source Reichstag fire, right?

      The Open Source movement has been breaking Windows for years.

      An Open Source Reichstag Fire is the natural progressions from KristalNacht, no?

    36. Re:Trying to throw us off the trail, huh? by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

      That's right, we don't need no stinkin' badgers (heee, loved that one).

      We need Wolverines. Big, nasty, rapidly rabid Wolverines with a taste for Darl-flesh. And Tear Gas. And Heavy Weapons. :)

      (apologies to H. Thompson)

      SB

      --
      It's old. The more humans I meet, the more I like my cats. At least they are honest.
  4. cash money by CGP314 · · Score: 4, Funny

    $250,000!

    How did they get that kind of money?

    Oh right...

    $699 at a time : (

    --
    In London? Need a Physics Tutor?

    American Weblog in London

    1. Re:cash money by oogoliegoogolie · · Score: 1

      I was thinking exactly the same thing. They must be betting he doesn't get caught.

    2. Re:cash money by thparker · · Score: 1
      $250,000. How did they get that kind of money? Oh right... $699 at a time : (

      But based on Darl's interview from earlier today, they must only have $2,097 so far, right?

    3. Re:cash money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      --
      In London? Need a Physics Tutor?

      American Weblog in London


      Stop putting this in your post. If I wanted to view a sig I would have enabled tha option. This is no worse then spamming.
    4. Re:cash money by Almond+Tree · · Score: 1

      Selling nose candy from the trunk of Darl's car?

      --

      bau bau chicka chicka mau mau

  5. Fine Print: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Due to low cash flow at SCO, the reward will be paid upon successful judgements in the lawsuits against IBM, Redhat, Novell, et. al."

    1. Re:Fine Print: by QuasiCoLtd · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Believe it or not this may not be far from the truth. If you noticed, the letter said Upon arrest and conviction . By the time the culprit moves through our wonderful justice system the IBM lawsuit will be over, and SCO will be gone.

      All this is is a nice PR move by SCO so they look like heros trying to stamp out malicious hackers.

    2. Re:Fine Print: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Upon arrest and conviction.

      What a waste. Here I was hoping that this low life spammer and SCO would lose big. I can't believe the FBI hasn't tracked these guys down yet. It's not that hard to figure out who is using open proxies. I'm praying they are getting close and just trying to build a solid case before the bust.

  6. Nastyness by vpscolo · · Score: 1

    Well with all the DDOS and extra bandwidth from bounced mail today has been a bitch. Spam filters have been running overtime and the internet has slowed down. Now as much as I don't like SCO over their action this is just to extereme

    Most people live in a democracy so why not try ot use tha tinstead of random acts of cyber violence?

    Rus

    1. Re:Nastyness by Entropius · · Score: 2, Funny

      Most people do live in one. Unfortunately, SCO is not under the jurisdiction of one--last I checked, they were based in the USA.

    2. Re:Nastyness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lets see, USA is a representative republic. All the socalled democracies in the world are "peoples democratic socialist whatevers" Paradises of worker harmony with armed guards keeping the happy serfs IN, not the aliens out.

      But you knew that, you just chose to try for a funny... I hope. maybe just maybe you really are that disillusioned and ignorant!

    3. Re:Nastyness by Entropius · · Score: 1

      We all know that China, North Korea, and the rest of the "people's democratic socialist whatevers" are far from it.

      But civil liberties are doing much better, overall, in some of the European representative republics than they are in the USA.

  7. I Wrote IT by dominick · · Score: 0

    Alright, Alright, I wrote it. I guess SCO will not be sponsoring my defense while they are suing ... me? Wait.. wtf?

    1. Re:I Wrote IT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are not funny you little fuck. Go kill yourself now.

  8. The plan by eyegone · · Score: 5, Interesting


    Someone needs to do the following:

    1. Turn the culprit in.
    2. Collect SCO's reward.
    3. Give the money to the OSDL SCO defense fund.

    --
    "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
    1. Re:The plan by simcop2387 · · Score: 1, Funny

      you forgot steps 4 and 5

      4. ???
      5. Profit

    2. Re:The plan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Minor correction...

      1. Turn the culprit in on Feb 13th.

    3. Re:The plan by DrEldarion · · Score: 4, Insightful

      ... Yeah, right. I'm sure that's the first thing that will come into the person's mind when they get the $250k (which would turn out to be far less after taxes). Lets see, Viper or SCO defense fund? Tough choice!

    4. Re:The plan by JohnDoe.Slashed · · Score: 1, Funny

      If I was the creator of this virus I would sue every infected system owner and ask him to get a license!

    5. Re:The plan by Lord+Kano · · Score: 4, Funny

      1. Turn the culprit in.
      2. Collect SCO's reward.
      3. Give the money to the OSDL SCO defense fund.


      WHAT?!

      Lemme tell you something. I'd get a bigass Winnebago and I'd get "SCO SUCKS" airbrushed onto the sides of it. I'd then proceed to camp out across the street from SCO headquarters.

      LK

      --
      "Hi. This is my friend, Jack Shit, and you don't know him." - Lord Kano
    6. Re:The plan by the_mad_poster · · Score: 2, Informative

      If you bought a Viper SRT-10 +tax/tags and paid the first year's insurance you'd still have around 160K left for the defense fund. Not a shabby contribution.

      --
      Alito: A vote for Alito is a punch in the eye to put that bitch back in her place!
    7. Re:The plan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You name always reminds me of that brand of dog food. Kal-Kan. Do they still make it?

      Lorda lorda lardin' all over. Or whatever.

    8. Re:The plan by td · · Score: 1

      OSDL is a non-profit organization, so donations should be tax-deductible. (I can't actually tell from their web site if they're 510c3 or just an Oregon nonprofit, but I bet they'd do the federal paperwork if they saw a $250K donation coming.)

      --
      -Tom Duff
    9. Re:The plan by focitrixilous+P · · Score: 1

      You forgot one.

      1. Turn the culprit in.
      2. Collect SCO's reward.
      3. Profit!!!
      4. Give the money to the OSDL SCO defense fund.

      --
      SAILING MISHAP
    10. Re:The plan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Viper or SCO defense fund?

      Only a moron would do either of those.

      Save/invest it. $250k won't last as long as you think it will.

      Unless of course you plan on driving that Viper off a cliff in the middle of drug binge. Good way to go out, actually.

    11. Re:The plan by pla · · Score: 1

      Unless of course you plan on driving that Viper off a cliff in the middle of drug binge. Good way to go out, actually.

      In that case, keep whatever it takes to buy the drugs, donate the rest to the SCO defense fund, and wreck a Viper while taking it for a test drive.

      Heh... Actually buy it, just to wreck it in a fatal crash? How absurd!

    12. Re:The plan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      uh AFTER taxs lets see
      250 * .38 = 95 (state and fed)
      leaving you with
      250 - 95 = 155
      now for the viper
      155 - 85 = 70
      sales tax .07 in this state
      85 * .07 = 85
      85 - 6 = 64
      insurance for the FIRST year lets be nice, 1k
      64 - 1 = 63
      now lets say you live in a state that likes to zip you on 'tags' 1k
      63 - 1 = 62k

      That leaves 62k left. Now some states also charge a 'luxury' tax on higher priced vehicles such as the viper.

      Your calc is almost off by about 100k. Also you will need that 62k for the next few years for gas. As a v10 tuned out like that does NOT get 30mpg. Also for your insurance and tax's EACH year.

      You would be better off buying a house and living like a god. Then finance a nice car...

    13. Re:The plan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lemme tell you something. I'd get a bigass Winnebago and I'd get "SCO SUCKS" airbrushed onto the sides of it. I'd then proceed to camp out across the street from SCO headquarters.

      If you plan on doing this during your vacation, leave the wife and kids at home. They ruined the whole thing for me.

    14. Re:The plan by jimmydigital · · Score: 1

      MOTHER:
      Well, you know, I've never actually had a
      really cool car that I could fit comfortably
      into. So I think I'm going to buy me a
      Winnebago. With a big kitchen...
      waterbed... big kitchen...

      Be a beacon

      --
      Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. -HLM
    15. Re:The plan by Avihson · · Score: 1

      The name Kano reminds me of a great oil with a strange motto:
      Kano Kroil, the oil that creeps.
      By Kano Labs a penetrating oil that I use for just about everything. It even quiets PS fans until you get a chance to buy a new fan.

    16. Re:The plan by Fishstick · · Score: 1

      Right, forget the viper then. How about this instead?

      --

      There is much cruelty in the universe, John.
      Yeah, we seem to have the tour map.

    17. Re:The plan by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      WHISTLER:
      Peace on earth. Good-will to men.

      ABBOT:
      We don't DO that sort of thing.

      LK

      --
      "Hi. This is my friend, Jack Shit, and you don't know him." - Lord Kano
    18. Re:The plan by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

      LOL!

      Don't forget the Penguins. There must be Penguins on the side of it, too. BIG Penguins. Perhaps playing (water) polo with the SCO logo.... *WHACK*

      Won't someone please think of the Penguins!

      SB

      --
      It's old. The more humans I meet, the more I like my cats. At least they are honest.
    19. Re:The plan by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      How about Tux taking a leak on the SCO logo. Like with the Chevy/Ford logos on the back windows of pickup trucks.

      LK

      --
      "Hi. This is my friend, Jack Shit, and you don't know him." - Lord Kano
    20. Re:The plan by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

      Not a bad idea, but probably a little much for Utah's "sensibilities" :)

      SB

      --
      It's old. The more humans I meet, the more I like my cats. At least they are honest.
    21. Re:The plan by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      Not a bad idea, but probably a little much for Utah's "sensibilities" :)

      Exactly my goal. While we're at it, Tux should be drinking a beer while he urinates on the SCO logo.

      LK

      --
      "Hi. This is my friend, Jack Shit, and you don't know him." - Lord Kano
  9. Wow by CptChipJew · · Score: 1

    This must be around the amount they've extorted from Linux "licenses".

    --
    Vonal Declosion
    1. Re:Wow by CAlworth1 · · Score: 1

      hey wait, that sig looks like one of those links they stink in emails to download something. Ooh! Click it! Click it! We pay our Help Desk too much anyway, Click it!

  10. How Dare You Timothy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Linking to (and subsequently Slashdotting) a site that is under a DDOS is unconscionable even if it is SCO! Think of their servers!

    1. Re:How Dare You Timothy? by General+Fault · · Score: 1

      Yah, I really had to resist hitting refresh a couple of times for the hell of it. Or even looking for the page that requires the most amount of dynamic creation and linking to that here... Nobody do this. (wink wink)

      --
      No man is an island... But I wouldn't mind having a bigger moat.
    2. Re:How Dare You Timothy? by rock_climbing_guy · · Score: 1

      Actually, I imagine that their servers are already in enough pain just from runnion SCOs UNIX.

      --
      Wh47 d1d j00 541, 31337 15n't t3h r0xor5 ne m0r3???
  11. Oh c'mon... by mOoZik · · Score: 1

    While the author's actions are not indicative of the actions of the open source community, it is an easy bet that he/she/them is in support of dethroning SCO and a clear fanatic of everything Slashdot stands for. Unless this is a false DDOS, implicated by SCO, but that's a bit paranoid, IMHO.

    1. Re:Oh c'mon... by slimme · · Score: 1

      Why do you think this one was written by the OSS or Linux community?

      There's no evidence whatsoever for this claim.

      Virus writers allways try to attack high profile targets in the real world or in geekspace: we have seen www.whitehouse.gov, windowsupdate.microsoft.com, www.sco.com and countless others.

      I see no evidence that this one is written bij the OSS or Linux community.

    2. Re:Oh c'mon... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was cleary written by someone with Microsoft Windows coding experience.

    3. Re:Oh c'mon... by mOoZik · · Score: 4, Interesting

      SCO isn't really a "high profile" target. In fact, most people outside of the IT community don't know who or what SCO is. It takes someone with knowledge (obviously) and a state of mind. What is the current state of mind of the OSS/Linux community? Obviously, it is one of resentment and anger? Can you deny that? One only need glance at Slashdot's headlines to prove my point.

    4. Re:Oh c'mon... by spitzak · · Score: 1

      Bullshit. It is obvious that the author intended to hurt the "linux community". Though not likely SCO itself, it certainly was written by a symphasizer or somebody who dislikes Linux, such as a Spam house.

    5. Re:Oh c'mon... by edsel · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I see no evidence that this one is written bij the OSS or Linux community


      Exactly. It's possible that this is the work of some overzealous FOSS advocate, but there are other possibilities:
      • Itinerant virus-writer selling his/her services to spammers (the worm installs listening services that could be used to turn the infected PC into a spamming zombie).
      • Immature weenie just does it for attention and doesn't care who gets hurt
      • Darl/MS/Satan is behind it. OK I find this highly unlikely. Perens refers to the perpetrator's "mission of discrediting these [FOSS] movements"
    6. Re:Oh c'mon... by mOoZik · · Score: 1

      Riight. Because virus writers are always so responsible, right? Don't you think that any virus writer who is irresponsible enough to unleash it (not counting instances when they're paid to do it or compensated in some other way) would be irresponsible and stupid enough not to foresee the effect on the OSS/Linux community? Unless you want to be paranoid about it, that is the only good explanation.

    7. Re:Oh c'mon... by spitzak · · Score: 1

      This virus is obviously written by an expert and is designed to install back doors. The writer knew exactly what the result would be of a publicized attack against SCO, though they probably did not expect it to be discovered until the attack started.

      If this is really the "Linux community" then by your logic all those nasty hackers have learned from this bad publicity and we won't see another virus like this. However I don't expect this, in fact I expect *every* spam backdoor virus from now on to do a DDOS of sco because the spam writers know this is extremely damaging to their enemies.

    8. Re:Oh c'mon... by DaveAtFraud · · Score: 1

      I like the theory that the SCO attack part of the worm is just to camouflage the key logger. You should note that it was enough to get CNN to find some so-called virus specialist who would blame the thing on a Linux/FOSS advocate and totally ignore the key logger. I agree that most people out there don't know or care who SCO is but the so-called technology pundits do and I'm sure SCO was quick to point out that only a Linux/FOSS advocate would have a prima facie cause for attacking them.

      --
      They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither safety nor liberty.
      Ben
  12. Sorry but... by FiberOpPraise · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I think this is an appropriate time to say, "SCO, YOUR MEGAHURTZ HAVE BEEN ST0L3N!!!! MICRO$OFT DID IT!!!" /me quietly whistles and walks away

  13. SCO offers $250K bounty... by k4_pacific · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...payable in worthless Linux IP licenses.

    --
    Unknown host pong.
    1. Re:SCO offers $250K bounty... by ymgve · · Score: 1

      Damn, beaten by two posts. Congratulations :)

    2. Re:SCO offers $250K bounty... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plus they make you sign a non-disclosure order stopping you from narking on them for writng the said virus themselves.

  14. Great... by jakoz · · Score: 1

    Another opportunity for some great PR from this idiot company.

    Bet they were rubbing their hands when they heard about this one.

  15. And the sum will be paid out as... by ymgve · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...350 licenses to Linux.

    1. Re:And the sum will be paid out as... by Keitero-sama · · Score: 1

      ... and if you act now, we here at SCO will promise not to sue you for using any other "open source" products that we "claim" to have the source to

      --
      -Kids in the back seat causes accidents.- -Accidents in the back seat causes kids.-
  16. Let's do the math by Joey+Patterson · · Score: 1, Redundant

    $250K Bounty

    Let's see...

    $250,000/$699 =~ 357 copies of SCO/Linux

    1. Re:Let's do the math by Steamhead · · Score: 0

      Don't forget the tax...

    2. Re:Let's do the math by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I'll trade SCO's 357 licenses for a .357 of my own...

      --
      I feel fantastic, and I'm still alive.
  17. $250K? by tarquin_fim_bim · · Score: 0

    We do not know the origins or reasons for this attack
    Now that is stupidity.
    Unless Microsoft have paid their next years dues in advance, I'll wager they don't have it. However, it may be that they know the culprit will never be found.

  18. The message from Bruce Perens by Bruce+Perens · · Score: 5, Informative
    Re-printed here to save my server some load :-) - Bruce

    Message to the Linux and Free Software Community Regarding the SCO Denial-of-Service Virus

    Bruce Perens <bruce@perens.com> (U.S.) 510-526-1165
    Version 2, January 27, 2004.

    The master version of this notice is at http://perens.com/Articles/SCO/DOS/
    Please check that location for a more recent version. You may re-publish this material. You may excerpt it, reformat it and translate it as necessary for your presentation. You may not edit it to deliberately misrepresent my opinion.

    On January 26, 2004, a new virus became rampant. I have read reports that the virus payload has two purposes: to install a remote-execution back-end of a type commonly used by spammers to redistribute email, and to perform a denial-of-service attack on SCO's web site.

    Denial-of-service attacks via virus have been a common trick of email spammers. They were first used to take out some of the anti-spam blacklist sites. Several of those sites had their (non-spam-related) business so heavily disrupted that they closed the doors of their anti-spam projects rather than be attacked again.

    The Open Source developers are a target of spammers. We are the creators of most high-profile anti-spam technology. For example, SpamAssassin started out as, and remains today, an Open Source project. The predominant mail delivery programs of the Internet are Open Source projects such as Sendmail and Postfix, and thus most efforts to spam-proof those programs are Open Source as well. This is important, because it gives spammers a reason to defame us.

    SCO also has a reason to defame us, as part of their stock-kiting scheme. We have assembled ample evidence that they have lied under oath in court. Such a company would not balk at attacking their own site in order to paint their opponents in a bad light.

    Thus, it is likely that this virus has been assembled for the purpose of defaming the Linux developers by spammers, SCO, or others. Your behavior will influence whether or not it succeeds in this mission.

    Thus, I urge all persons who have sympathy for Free Software, Open Source, and Linux:

    • Do not cheer on attacks on the SCO site. By doing so, you falsely implicate our community in the attacks, in the eyes of outsiders who read your words. Our community believes in freedom of speech, not silencing our opponent's speech through net attacks. We will defeat SCO using the truth, not by gagging them.
    • Publicly deplore the attacks as an attempt to defame us, and not an effort of our community. Show others this notice.
    • Continue to fight SCO, using all legal means at your disposal. Show others the analysis of SCO's ongoing fraud at Groklaw.net and elsewhere, and explain to them your own experience as a participant in the Free Software community.
    • Continue the visible presence of Free Software as a force for good in the world by producing excellent original software for everyone's free use and deploying it wherever possible. Promote these projects to the press and public as you carry them out. Do what you can for other public-good projects such as schools and non-profit organizations. FreeGeek.org is an excellent example of how to carry this out.
    • Show others by example that our side always takes the high road. When they see a low-road sort of action like denial-of-service, spam, or stock fraud, they'll know who to blame.

    Remember that your actions count. You are ambassadors of our community.

    Many Thanks

    Bruce Perens

    1. Re:The message from Bruce Perens by cehbab · · Score: 1

      No one can claim with proof that it was some open source developer that created and released this worm, so all ppl are doing here is trolling once again. SCO has not proven anything, and yet continues to pursue revenue building strategies. They LIED about previous SCO downtime on their servers, so from my point of view, without HARD EVIDENCE to back up what SCO claims, its nothing but a troll, and a damned funny troll to be sure ;)

    2. Re:The message from Bruce Perens by shaitand · · Score: 1

      Oh come on Bruce, can't we cheer a little intsy tinsy bit here among our *cough* peers?

    3. Re:The message from Bruce Perens by shaitand · · Score: 1

      "Do not cheer on attacks on the SCO site."

      Bruce, let me put my plea to let us cheer a tad in another light. There's a damn think about your breathing troll a few posts above yours.

      Ok, just think about that a minute. Any minute now I'm going to be reading a "In soviet russia..." or a "Imagine a beowulf cluster of $250k bounties on SCO DDOS virus writers", most likely both.

      Now surely mixing a couple chuckles about the attack on the great evil to cross the earth since the birth of Bill Gates mixed in with that garbage couldn't do much harm.

    4. Re:The message from Bruce Perens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      C'mon, where are "karma whore" flames for posting a cut and paste of his own announcement? Oh wait.... ;-)

    5. Re:The message from Bruce Perens by swordboy · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      A quote from eWeek:

      No, the problem is that this worm is apparently the product of some ticked-off Linux fan deciding to get back at SCO. Indeed, some moronic Linux fans are cheering MyDoom on. "Quick, disable your AV software, and get some Windows boxes on the internet!"

      First of all, it should read, some moronic Linux fans are cheering on MyDoom. Take an English class, buddy.

      Second, I am NOT a "Linux fan". Actually, I'm decidedly pro-Microsoft when it comes to the desktop. It just happens that I hate SCO's tactics. I'm offended to be lumped into a "Linux Fan" category.

      --

      Life is the leading cause of death in America.
    6. Re:The message from Bruce Perens by Bruce+Perens · · Score: 5, Insightful
      I don't see anything to cheer about in the CNN article calling the virus a Linux War Weapon.

      Bruce

    7. Re:The message from Bruce Perens by kevcol · · Score: 4, Funny

      Re-printed here to save my server some load :-) - Bruce

      Umm.. yeah, right pal- like we can't figure out when someone is worried his karma is going downhill!

    8. Re:The message from Bruce Perens by drinkypoo · · Score: 1, Flamebait
      Bruce can eat me. I am cheering on any and all attacks on SCO, legal or illegal. Frankly I have wondered often why SCO is not the attack of repeated DDOSing. After all, linux is the operating system of choice of the mischievious computer owners of the world because the most interesting networking tools are written for linux; it simply has the most inertia.

      Don't get me wrong, I think that any virus/trojan is wrong. I certainly wouldn't choose this method to attack SCO, nor would I suggest it to others. But since it's happening (ostensibly) I intend to enjoy it.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    9. Re:The message from Bruce Perens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is so soft headed -- the people who wrote SpamAssassin, Postfix, and Sendmail have nothing to do at all with the SCO/IBM lawsuit.

      > This is important, because it gives spammers a reason to defame us.

      And who is "us"? You've cast the net so wide that any meaningful definition would include the "skript kiddie linux fan" that may have unleashed the virus.

    10. Re:The message from Bruce Perens by mattdm · · Score: 1

      First of all, it should read, some moronic Linux fans are cheering on MyDoom. Take an English class, buddy.

      If it's a halfway-decent English class, you'll learn that the first form is fine, and your suggested fix is wrong. (Look up: ambiguous phrasal verb.)

      You Microsoft people. Sheesh. :)

    11. Re:The message from Bruce Perens by adagioforstrings · · Score: 1
      Did you notice the eweek article linking to slashdot? Here's the excerpt:

      No, the problem is that this worm is apparently the product of some ticked-off Linux fan deciding to get back at SCO. Indeed, some moronic Linux fans are cheering MyDoom on. "Quick, disable your AV software, and get some Windows boxes on the internet!"

      Thanks guys. With friends like these, Linux doesn't need enemies.

      Remember, you never know who reads slashdot.

    12. Re:The message from Bruce Perens by aanand · · Score: 1

      I still feel like I'm missing something here: Just what does the OSS community have to lose?

      SCO is a company. A company is like a single organism; it struggles to stay alive. It can die at a moment's notice. All it can do is put off its death, and the only way to do that is by being big, strong, selfish and violent. But it's an uphill battle, and the slightest mistake can bring it all crashing down.

      The OSS community, analogously, is like an entire species. There's only one way to make ferns extinct: kill all of them. If Linux was destroyed tomorrow, there'd be replacements within the week (especially as, if I'm not mistaken, it's only a fraction of code that's supposedly stolen. And then there's GNU/Hurd). OSS exists because it needs to. Crushing it would be an exercise on a par with all the plans the evil, camp villains in cheesy musicals have to rid the world of music.

      So Joe Average is spoonfed some over-zealous rubbish about Free Software being a plague on the planet created by EVIL HACKERS WHO WANT YOUR CREDIT CARD DETAILS. Anyone with an ounce of sense will see the real picture.

    13. Re:The message from Bruce Perens by idamaybrown · · Score: 1

      No one can prove anything until the writer is caught, but chances are..it is a Linux user who thinks he is getting at SCO and MS.

    14. Re:The message from Bruce Perens by spun · · Score: 1

      At least it wasn't called an Open Source Weapon of Mass Destruction.

      --
      - None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
    15. Re:The message from Bruce Perens by VivianC · · Score: 3, Funny

      No, the problem is that this worm is apparently the product of some ticked-off Linux fan deciding to get back at SCO. Indeed, some moronic Linux fans are cheering MyDoom on. "Quick, disable your AV software, and get some Windows boxes on the internet!"

      First of all, it should read, some moronic Linux fans are cheering on MyDoom. Take an English class, buddy.

      Second, I am NOT a "Linux fan". Actually, I'm decidedly pro-Microsoft when it comes to the desktop. It just happens that I hate SCO's tactics. I'm offended to be lumped into a "Linux Fan" category.


      Third, the author says "...and get some Windows boxen on the internet!" This guy can't even cut and paste correctly.

      --
      Viv

      Gmail invites for ip
    16. Re:The message from Bruce Perens by shaitand · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I had missed the CNN article.

      Here it is for anyone else who missed it:
      http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/internet/01/27/m ydoom .spread/index.html

      Your right Bruce that is no laughing matter at all.
      I hadn't dreamed anyone (other than SCO) would take
      claims like this against the Linux Community seriously.

    17. Re:The message from Bruce Perens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      CNN? That rag? They're just a puppet of government and corporations. Paid to print what those in power want you to believe.

      Those who know, those who want the truth; don't listen to CNN.

    18. Re:The message from Bruce Perens by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      Is quiet Schadenfreude ok?

      Jaysyn

      --
      There is a war going on for your mind.
    19. Re:The message from Bruce Perens by neko9 · · Score: 1

      i'm...trying...not...to...cheer...r...on... at...attacksssssbbwaahahaaaahahaaaahaaaaaa

      seriously though is this first ddos attack on sco? first and only? then it's simply amazing.

    20. Re:The message from Bruce Perens by Bruce+Perens · · Score: 1

      I don't have a thing to say about what you do in the privacy of your own home. Just keep it off the net.

    21. Re:The message from Bruce Perens by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You are an ass.

      The bulk of the expense of dealing with this trojan will not be taken up by SCO. No, it will be taken up by the thousands and thousands of companies whose IT departments now have to deal with it.

      This is like cheering the destruction of the two towers because you don't like things that are rectangle-shaped.

    22. Re: The message from Bruce Perens by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > I certainly wouldn't choose this method to attack SCO, nor would I suggest it to others. But since it's happening (ostensibly) I intend to enjoy it.

      Time for us to treat Wiktionary to it's first Slashdotting.

      --
      Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
    23. Re:The message from Bruce Perens by Kyouryuu · · Score: 1
      Pretty slick and cheap shot against Linux.

      Remind me to NEVER buy a Sophos product.

    24. Re:The message from Bruce Perens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Alright then, time to start complaining... we should be able to get our side of the story posted if enough of us speak up. Be sure to include a reference to the open letter - hopefuly they will post that as well.

    25. Re:The message from Bruce Perens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Much of what we do in the greater scheme of things relies upon our credibility and influence as a group. At its simplest level is open source about coding and sharing the code with others; however, many have greater ambitions that require persuading people, companies, or governments of the effectiveness of open source solutions.

      Some ambitions are less about benefiting the community directly than they are about enriching the experiences of others who were formerly locked into a particular solution. Open source software in schools, for example, could give our public school systems a little more leeway with their shrinking budgets. Other ambitions are about preserving the right and ability to write and share open source software on your system -- DRM in hardware, which has the potential of stealing control and freedom of choice from the end-user, is something I feel in particular will be an issue that will evoke memories of the DeCSS trials. Short of that, there is still the desire to get hardware manufacturers to support their hardware or at a minimum provide reasonable specifications to developers of drivers for open source operating systems.

      There are some problems you can code around and some that come down to politics. One wingnut slapping together a mediocre patch to a mediocre virus and DDoSing a website doesn't help matters any, but every comment that gloats over SCO's misfortune will raise a thought with the average person we want to avoid at all costs: "So, this is the way they do things." For all we know, that person might end up being the judge one of us is dragged before for trying to get Linux to run on a hypothetical next-generation of hardware designed to run only officially licensed software. Or a congressman we're appealing to in order to stop some future ill-conceived legislation that requires official certification of programmer or software fitness before distribution in any form.

    26. Re:The message from Bruce Perens by Lost+Race · · Score: 1

      Right on, brother. This worm is bad because it fucks up innocent people's computers and increases the spam load on everybody, not because it attacks SCO. The latter almost makes up for the former. Almost. But not quite. If I catch the guy who set this thing loose there probably won't be anything left to turn in for a reward.

    27. Re:The message from Bruce Perens by k8to · · Score: 1

      I dunno, i think it's fair game for schadenfruede. Whether that itself is acceptable is up for debate.

      --
      -josh
    28. Re:The message from Bruce Perens by A+Binary+Rebel · · Score: 1

      With all the conspiracy bouncing around why is it that no one has pointed a finger at the most likely suspects.... Those damn BSD bastards. All upset because linux is getting all this attention. When was was the last time you saw a small Eminem clone named BSD on TV? Thats gotta be pissing them off.

    29. Re:The message from Bruce Perens by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I'll cop to being an ass, if you admit to not actually reading past the first couple sentences of my prior comment. I wouldn't advocate the release of a worm for any purpose, because those things tend to take on a "life" of their own beyond what you might intend them to do. I don't advocate the assault on SCO by a worm, either. I think it's childish, and not likely to have any extremely useful effect. However, SCO certainly deserves all this and more, so I can't feel bad for them at all; in fact, I feel pretty good about any assault being launched against them, short of those which take lives, which would be overkill. Though that might be a neat solution to this problem, too, and it would be cheaper and impact less people.

      While receiving the email from this worm will certainly impact organizations negatively, there is an assortment of steps they can take to mitigate the damage, and most of them won't be taking them, so I can't feel bad for THEM, either. The only really unfortunate thing about these worms is the bandwidth they squander, which is a real problem, and I do feel enmity for the person who released this thing. It's just that I also hate SCO (which is sad because I loved the Santa Cruz Operation, I used to know a lot of people who worked there, I wrapped the score around on tetris on windows in their break room on a 286 once while my stupid slut girlfriend who is now long gone was trying to hook up with a geek guy, I think. Hard to keep track now. Anyway long digression...)

      So to sum up: Worm bad. Attack on SCO good. The person who released this worm is still bad, but the fact that it's going to DDOS SCO is to me similar to the little change jars at the supermarket. It won't really cost any of the clones much, but it will have a strong aggregate result which I may enjoy. The DDOS itself will have the greatest effect on people and organizations close to SCO. Supporting SCO is a little bit like carrying Hitler out of the bunker towards his Mercedes, so it's perfectly okay with me if those people suffer - I'm talking about their upstream provider here, and any hosting facilities that might be involved with them and will be hurting as a result.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    30. Re:The message from Bruce Perens by Feztaa · · Score: 1

      I think your analogy is backwards. I think cheering this worm would be like cheering the destruction of all rectangles because you don't like the world trade center...

    31. Re:The message from Bruce Perens by Qubed · · Score: 1

      Careful in your quotes, Bruce. There's a difference between a "Linux War Weapon" and a "Linux War" weapon, the latter of which is used by CNN in its article.

    32. Re:The message from Bruce Perens by Clovert+Agent · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Very well said.

      Something thing I'd add: think twice, speak once. /. is a public forum.

      You might think cracking a "hooray for MyDoom! SCO sucks!" comment in /. is funny, but (lazy) journalists and SCO will pick it up and use it against the OSS community.

      As indicated in the original post, http://www.eweek.com/article2/0,4149,1463923,00.as p quotes an AC: "Quick, disable your AV software, and get some Windows boxes on the internet!"

      Pretty sloppy journalism, quoting an anonymous source with no support, but it was rated "Funny" for God's sake. Why? Mod them "Troll" or "Flamebait", because that's what they are.

      As long as there's that sort of bull flying around, people will readily believe it was a Linux fanatic with an axe to grind.

      Keep rational, stay polite, and make your points the civilised way. No need to descend to the level of either SCO or a worm hacker to do so.

    33. Re:The message from Bruce Perens by TiggsPanther · · Score: 1

      You do raise a very good point. And it's a hard one to stick to - which makes it all the more important.

      Do not cheer on attacks on the SCO site.

      Personally I ain't cheering it on. I don't (seriously) advocate DDoS as a method of showing displeasure at something. And I believe that this was probably written by some pillock with misguided intentions who has no idea (or care) about the potential backlash towards the OSS community.
      After all, with all the death-threats and crack-smoking comments here on Slashdot, it doesn't exactly show thye Linux/FOSS community in a good light.

      The real problem, however, is it's kind of hard to care about SCO now. Even though it's obvious (or should be...) that DDoSing them into oblivion is not the right way to deal with them, it's still difficult to want to be pro-SCO.
      Whether it was done by someone pro-OSS or anti-OSS trying to defame the community, SCO did basically set themselves up as a massive target here. And much as I deplore the activity of the virus writers, it's hard not to want to say that SCO walked into it.

      And that makes it all the worse for us. It's hard to want to care about SCO, but it we don't stand by them in this instance we're tarring ourselves with the same brush a the virus authors.

      Tiggs

      Kind of amused that when the author of an item linked in the Original Post reprints his own words to save his server from being slashdotted (too late from the looks of things), someone mods it "10% Redundant".
      --
      Tiggs
      "120 chars should be enough for everyone..."
    34. Re:The message from Bruce Perens by Yaruar · · Score: 1

      One of the problems is that there is a vocal proportion of the linux fanbase and open source community who is cheering on this attack on public forums. Often in a jokey way, but even so it does nothing to diminish the fact that there is a view that there are a number of people on /. and other forums who will probably have cracked a little smile and chuckled when they saw the target was sco.

      People will draw conclusions from the target of the DDOS attack. And the obvious conclusion is that a disgruntled member of the linux userbase has created this virus (especially as it also exploits a MS vulnerability and everyone on the outside looking in to the linux community assums that everyone there hates ms and wants to discredit it [see response to Gate's knighthood on any forum to see the vitriol])

      One of the biggest stumbling blocks linux and open source faces is that it does have a rabid very vocal fanbase who do nothing to help it's world view. It is a marketing mans nightmare dealing with the negativity eminating from within forums like /.

      --
      Working for the (other) man
    35. Re:The message from Bruce Perens by salesgeek · · Score: 1

      Remember that your actions count. You are ambassadors of our community.

      For those of you who wonder why this is important, let's put it this way:

      If I direct my company to do something that has potential to disrupt operations and therefore cashflow, my CEO gig is gone. A DDOS paralyzes modern corporation - no email, possibly no volip, no ecommerce. It can bring operations to a standstill, and there is usually NO WAY TO CATCH UP.

      If Linux becomes associated with ddoses, lawsuits or anything else that can affect cash flow negatively, Linux will become a footnote in the history of computing.

      Right now is not the time to be tarnishing Linux reputation -- unless you really want another 20 years of proprietary, closed source, low quality, expensive software.

      Focus your programming efforts on making Linux and other free software GREAT!

      --
      -- $G
    36. Re:The message from Bruce Perens by tommck · · Score: 1

      Keep rational, stay polite, and make your points the civilised way. No need to descend to the level of either SCO or a worm hacker to do so.

      Wait.... you're telling Slashdot readers to stop trolling and posting flamebait?... Wait... it gets better... You're asking Moderators to moderate correctly?

      WTF have you been smoking? Gimme some NOW!

      --
      ---- It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it's told.
    37. Re:The message from Bruce Perens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't believe you just compared the death of thousands of people to a stupid computer virus.

      You are an idiot.

    38. Re:The message from Bruce Perens by sjvn · · Score: 1

      >Your right Bruce that is no laughing matter at all. I hadn't dreamed anyone (other than SCO) would take claims like this against the Linux Community seriously.

      There's the rub. People outside of Linux do take such claims seriously and making jokes about it only helps tick them off.

      Steven

    39. Re:The message from Bruce Perens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      d00d, the two towers are pinnacle-shaped. The twin towers were rectangular solids.

    40. Re:The message from Bruce Perens by CaptKilljoy · · Score: 1

      Mr. Perens, I have a question about your first bullet point:

      Either the support for the DDoS against SCO is representative of the views of the Linux community or it isn't. If it isn't, then wouldn't it be more correct to ask the true members of the Linux community to speak out against and dissociate from those who have said that the DDoS is a good thing (your second bullet point) rather than telling people to not express their genuine opinions solely because it's damaging? If it is, why attempt to paper over the truth?

    41. Re:The message from Bruce Perens by ronfar · · Score: 1
      Hey, anyone ever see that old movie, Barabbas? In one scene, Barabbas, who had become a Christian, hears that "The Christians are burning Rome." Well, he picks up a piece of some burning building and sets fire to some other building.

      Of course, later in the movie it turns out that it wasn't the Christians but Nero (the emperor at the time, who wanted an excuse to go after the Christians), and Barabbas looks to be quite the fool.

      --
      All the creatures will die, And all the things will be broken. That's the law of samurai. (Jubai, 1605)
    42. Re:The message from Bruce Perens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wanna really stick it to em?

      The OS community should put it's money where it's mouth is and also offer a reward for the conviction of the virus writer. It doesn't take a whole lot of smarts to figure out that that's the best way to show that the community detests these actions, and it'll give the folks at CNN a nice helping of stfu.

    43. Re:The message from Bruce Perens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't believe you can't tell the difference between an analogy and a comparison. You're a moron.

    44. Re:The message from Bruce Perens by Xenographic · · Score: 1

      There are only a few things we can really do at this juncture, having had nothing whatsoever to do with this virus nor its creator.

      1) Help find whoever did this with the same tenaciousness we use when tracking down spammers. Hell, this was apparently written to help spammers install backdoors, so it probably is one. Yet another reason to want this person caught.

      2) Remind folks that when we want to attack SCO, we do not attack their servers, nor do we do illegal things--they would be long dead if we stooped to such a low road. Rather, we attack them by investigating every single bit of evidence that is offered, without fail, and reporting all of our findings pubically. It is no wonder that SCO is slow to show its hand considering how weak we've proven the cards they've let slip to be...

      3) Remind folks that written communication is best. Why? We should proofread what we write from SCO's perspective. Anything we say can and will be used against us; quite possibly in a court of law. Remember the last IBM press release directly concerning this lawsuit? You don't? Exactly. They don't talk about it, for good reason. They also liberally quote SCO's press releases in their arguements... It's not a coincidence. Read IBM's letters to SCO, too. You could learn quite a lot from them. It's created a great paper trail, is exceptionally clear, and gives the other side no ammunition whatsoever. We should all be so lucky...

    45. Re:The message from Bruce Perens by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 1

      I did read your entire post, and it still was wrong. Because Schadenfreude is only appropriate when it hits the target. Only a tiny fraction of the misery and expense and waste that this worm is going to cause, is going to happen to SCO. It's not like having your website DDOS'ed is that big a deal, but the costs of massive emails virus floods scaled globally is a cost that we all bear.

      If the story was "disgruntled hacker urinates on SCO's servers, sparking a fire which burns down their building - there were no injuries," then I would share your perspective - peeing on servers is bad, but I wouldn't be too critical. But this gets more "innocents" than anything else.

    46. Re:The message from Bruce Perens by sepluv · · Score: 1
      IMO the parent should be obvious to anyone with an ounce of maturity, and it is sad it needs saying.

      As I and people I know certainly do not think there is anything good about this worm (or any worm or any destructive as opposed to constructive means of solving an argument for thst matter) and the argument against worms is very clear, my opinion is that most of the posts that disagree with that sentiment (e.g.: sibling posts) are written by people who are merely trying to stir up trouble or troll on /. because they have nothing better to do, and that these posters do not seriously think the ideas they are putting forward are good ones to follow (especially due to the large invalid/valid argument ratio of their posts).

      If anyone has taken even a few seconds to really think about the issue, and still think this virus is "cool" then, IMO, there is probably little point in trying to use logical arguments to persuade them otherwise (as their beliefs are theological).

      --
      Joe Llywelyn Griffith Blakesley
      [This post is in the public domain (copyright-free) unless otherwise stated]
  19. Let me be the first to say... by Lord_Slepnir · · Score: 0, Troll

    Let me be the first to set up an 'anti-bounty' that will pay $300000 to anyone who can name the Doom virus creator but promises not to tell SCO. I'll be setting up a pay pal account shortly to start receiving donations to this fund.

    1. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Kenja · · Score: 5, Insightful
      "Let me be the first to set up an 'anti-bounty' that will pay $300000 to anyone who can name the Doom virus creator but promises not to tell SCO. I'll be setting up a pay pal account shortly to start receiving donations to this fund."

      And then you can go to jail for obstruction of justice. Paying people to not turn in evidance of a crime is a federal offence.

      --

      "Have you ever thought about just turning off the TV, sitting down with your kids, and hitting them?"
    2. Re:Let me be the first to say... by metalligoth · · Score: 1

      Why?

    3. Re:Let me be the first to say... by dmaxwell · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That is not in the least helpful. First off, your fund can be seen as obstruction of justice. Secondly, it furthers what seems to be the goal for this trojan: Defame the open source community. The OSS community should condemn the little bastard that did this, not protect him (her?).

      If I knew the little punk that did this, I would cheerfully turn him in to SCO. Of course, I would fork over some of the bounty to anti-SCO legal efforts.

    4. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah but, it's funny all the same.

    5. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Slime-dogg · · Score: 1

      Um, since when was SCO the federal government? Last time I checked, we don't have to tell SCO shit.

      --
      You need to restart your computer. Hold down the Power button for several seconds or press the Restart button.
    6. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Flower · · Score: 1
      Nope the guy who wrote that piece of junk wasted more than 5 minutes of my time at work over a stupid worm.

      He'll brag and when he does I hope a real linux advocate drops the dime on him. My suggestion for that person is to take the $250,000 and make a sizable donation to GrokLaw.

      Now that would be justice.

      --
      I don't want knowledge. I want certainty. - Law, David Bowie
    7. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you a complete dumbass, or a just a partial dumbass? The fact that what you are suggesting is illegal suggests the latter, while the fact hat it would be impossible to tell suggests the former. Do /. a fan and THINK BEFORE YOU TYPE!!!

    8. Re:Let me be the first to say... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      not having a sense of humor should also be a federal offense.

      beside, he said, not telling SCO. He said nothing about not telling the authorities.

      You could always get the 300k, then tell SCO and collect another 250K.

      What is the parent poster going to do? complain that I didn't let him obdtruct justice?

      --
      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
    9. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you sure that EVERYONE in this world lives in almightly USA ?????

    10. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because everyone lives in america

  20. $250,000? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Paid in SCO stock, no doubt.

  21. come on... by Frizzle+Fry · · Score: 2, Informative
    it would falsely implicate the FOSS communities and almost certainly cause the success of the virus writer's mission of discrediting these movements

    Give me a break. I agree that it is unfair for your whole "movement" to look bad based on the actions of one misguided individual. But this position that this virus is a conspiracy to make linux look bad is ridiculous. You really find it easier to believe that this is a plot to bring down linux than that some high school kid who doesn't like sco did something stupid, as high school kids tend to do? I think some people are trying to hard to make their lives and "movement" seem more exciting by adding some drama and intrigue.
    --
    I'd rather be lucky than good.
    1. Re:come on... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, if it wasn't some jackass teenager I'd be able to run the worm under Linux. It won't run on my Linux box or my iMac. And people think the author is a Linux hacker...

    2. Re:come on... by mattdm · · Score: 1

      You really find it easier to believe that this is a plot to bring down linux than that some high school kid who doesn't like sco did something stupid, as high school kids tend to do?

      Maybe. But consider that the people who brought us earlier flavors of this worm aren't the old-fashioned "make a big fuss and break stuff aren't I l33t" variety -- they're in it for the money.

      The people who are behind this know what they're doing. So, high school kid or not, I'm willing to think for a second about possible motives beyond the first glance.

    3. Re:come on... by HiThere · · Score: 1

      It's not rediculous to consider that the "virus" (I really have a hard time calling something that you have to click a virus) might have been done as a part of a conspiracy. That's not the way I'd bet, but it's hardly unreasonable. I can think of a few companies that might gain significantly from this, and with "special measures" it would probably be rather safe to do. (I don't know what the special measures are, but there are a lot of "security consultants" with connections to some intelligence community that could probably find out.)

      It would be quite interesting if when they track down the "culprit" it turns out that he's recently come into a bit of money, and claims that it was for writing the "virus". More likely, the initial point of distribution wouldn't know anything about how it got written. Or it got sent to somebody in a piece of spam, and they didn't even know they had it.

      That's not the line of maximal probability, but there's certainly nothing intrinsically unreasonable about it.

      OTOH, what's this about the "virus" having a payload that stays behind when the virus leaves? And installing a back door? Something looks a bit deeper than a straight forwards DDOS.

      --

      I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
    4. Re:come on... by spun · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Here's my line of reasoning. A lot of malicious software is now being written by people with a financial interest, like spammers. Assume someone at SCO might know someone like this. Assume these unscrupulous spammers were going to write this software anyway. Perhaps a big wad of cash showed up at someone's door, along with a promise of much more if the software also included a DDOS of www.sco.com.

      Naw, it's much more likely that some deranged Linux zealot with far more programming skills than common sense and no financial interest in the matter whatsoever cooked this up in their spare time.

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      - None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
    5. Re:come on... by Frizzle+Fry · · Score: 1
      That's not the line of maximal probability, but there's certainly nothing intrinsically unreasonable about it.

      I agree that it is not completely unreasonable. I don't have any real disagreements with anything you say. My problem is with the writeups warning against actions that will "almost certainly cause the success of the virus writer's mission of discrediting these movements". So, the writeup states the "writer's mission" as if it is a known fact. This is ridiculous and is what bothered me.
      --
      I'd rather be lucky than good.
  22. Don't bother by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

    By the time you collect the money, SCO will already be bankrupt. Either that, or they'll apply it to all the $699 licenses you "owe" them.

  23. Please only post USEFUL information on this one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    It's the best thing we could do in this situation.

    I for one would like nothing more than to see
    the whole SCO fiasco and all those who cheered it
    on from the inside to go up in a huge flaming
    slag pile.

    Writing viruses is not the answer and posting
    stupid shit isn't either.

    Try and use at least 3 brain cells before posting.
    (they don't necessarily all have to belong to you)

  24. More bounties on hack0r heads by mnmlst · · Score: 1

    SCO takes another page from the Microsoft book of institutional intimidation and scalp hunting.

    Besides, who the heck goes to the SCO site anyway? SCO already has taken all the good code off their web pages, so why bother? If the security analysts hadn't noticed the code that would DDOS SCO's site, nobody would have noticed its' unavailability.

    --
    In principio erat Verbum.
  25. Good Luck by NetNinja · · Score: 0

    Good Luck

  26. This virus is driving me crazy! by MrBlue+VT · · Score: 1

    Holy crap man, this virus is driving me nuts. I've gotten over 5,000 emails in the past 24 hours. Apparently it seems to use common first names attached to domains, and I am getting blasted. Virginia Tech has done nothing to stem the tide of email pouring into my mailbox.

    I truely dispise this stupid virus and nobody should be cheering it on, because of the swath of destruction it is cutting through innocent victims.

    1. Re:This virus is driving me crazy! by herrvinny · · Score: 1

      Why not try using that new supercomputer you have and run a mail server? Surely it won't take up too much processing power...

    2. Re:This virus is driving me crazy! by SlamMan · · Score: 1

      You think thats bad? Try having my job, of explaining to users that, yes, I know they didn't really send that message, and yes, I know they don't know the person who thinks they have a virus.

      "These are the results of one of the more interesting types of viruses that go around. Someone who has you in their address book has a virus, and that virus sends infected messages from the infected computer that masquerade as somebody else in their address book.

      Long and short of it is that you're not infected (yay) but there's nothing we can do to stop it since it really doesn't have anything to do with you (boo).

      -Brent"

      --
      Mod point free since 2001
    3. Re:This virus is driving me crazy! by MrBlue+VT · · Score: 1

      Seriously, they need to get people off of building that thing and actually maintain their network and put some antivirus filtering in place. I'm willing to give them the benefit of the doubt, but they've had over 24 hours since this thing broke, and they havn't done much at all from what I can tell.

  27. naughty naughty by ElGnomo · · Score: 1

    sounds like SCO wants to give this attack as much press as possible

  28. I know this is meant to be funny but. by DarkHelmet · · Score: 5, Insightful
    $125,000 for what will amount to most likely 4 years in jail?

    Plus, also the likelyhood that whoever did this will be publicly revered and hated (not liked) by the Open Source community, and blacklisted from getting a programming job anywhere else in the world, most likely for life?

    Also, there's the chance of being treated like Mitnick, and charged as a "terrorist." All for the sum of just under $32,000 a year.

    No thanks. If I were the worm writer, I'd hope to God that the virus can't be traced back to me. Either that, or I'd move to Iran or North Korea.

    --
    /^[A-Z0-9._%+-]+@[A-Z0-9.-]+\.[A-Z]{2,4}$/i
    1. Re:I know this is meant to be funny but. by shaitand · · Score: 4, Informative

      Maybe I got a decimal in there wrong but 0.5% comes out to about $1,250 total.

    2. Re:I know this is meant to be funny but. by John+Meacham · · Score: 3, Funny

      But think about it.
      those 4 years in jail you have no expenses.
      that 32k/yr is PURE PROFIT!

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      http://notanumber.net/
    3. Re:I know this is meant to be funny but. by silvaran · · Score: 0

      $125,000 for what will amount to most likely 4 years in jail?

      $1,250, actually. There's a decimal point in front of the 50%.

      Still has nothing to do with your point, though.

    4. Re:I know this is meant to be funny but. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Blacklisted by who? OSS guys who by definition don't have a job to give?

      I'd hire the guy. He has a sense of humor, and it would piss you off.

      Stop being so self-righteous. It makes you seem so 19.

    5. Re:I know this is meant to be funny but. by bluGill · · Score: 1

      Shh, anyone stupid enough to fall for that play deserves .5%, but lets not give it away. I want the idiot who wrote this virus caught.

    6. Re:I know this is meant to be funny but. by brucmack · · Score: 0, Redundant

      No, $125,000 would be 50%. Parent suggested .50% :)

    7. Re:I know this is meant to be funny but. by Grey+Ninja · · Score: 0, Redundant

      heh... I think you missed the decimal point there. ;-)

    8. Re:I know this is meant to be funny but. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I'd hope to God that the virus can't be traced back to me. Either that, or I'd move to Iran or North Korea."

      Hide behind a dark helmet. Live up to your moniker.

    9. Re:I know this is meant to be funny but. by fermion · · Score: 1

      So, do you think telemarketers make more than 32K a year?

      --
      "She's a scientist and a lesbian. She's not going to let it slide." Orphan Black
    10. Re:I know this is meant to be funny but. by Keitero-sama · · Score: 1

      Well if he/she is living in either Iran or North Korea, then thats one step ahead. Ohh, and I have no idea what this MyDoom thing is really, guess I have to find a post of it here on Slashdot.

      --
      -Kids in the back seat causes accidents.- -Accidents in the back seat causes kids.-
    11. Re:I know this is meant to be funny but. by Pharmboy · · Score: 4, Funny

      I can't imagine what being being revered and hated is like!

      Pretty much a love/hate relationship...

      --
      Tequila: It's not just for breakfast anymore!
    12. Re:I know this is meant to be funny but. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      whoops!

    13. Re:I know this is meant to be funny but. by Temporal · · Score: 0, Redundant

      No no, you misread. He didn't say 50%. He said .50%. That comes to $312.50 a year. That's probably a lot more than what the guy makes in his parents' basement, though.

    14. Re:I know this is meant to be funny but. by balloonpup · · Score: 1

      I worked as a telemarketer for awhile (yeah, boo, hiss). I made a whopping $15K. At least in tech support I made $25K...

      --
      I sing the doggie electric!
    15. Re:I know this is meant to be funny but. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      4 years in jail? Bah! This is America, we don't take computer crime seriously. Even if the writer got 4 years, he would end up serving 1 1/2 years in a work release halfway house type of thing and then spend the rest of the time on probation.

    16. Re:I know this is meant to be funny but. by Adam9 · · Score: 5, Funny

      IOW..

      1. Release virus to DDoS SCO
      2. Go to federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison
      3. ???
      4. Profit!

    17. Re:I know this is meant to be funny but. by flacco · · Score: 5, Funny
      Also, there's the chance of being treated like Mitnick, and charged as a "terrorist." All for the sum of just under $32,000 a year.

      that's why i've begun outsourcing all my virus-writing to india, where the programmers aren't spoiled by "health insurance" or "a living wage" or "the requirement of staying out of prison".

      --
      pr0n - keeping monitor glass spotless since 1981.
    18. Re:I know this is meant to be funny but. by Felinoid · · Score: 1

      No thanks. If I were the worm writer, I'd hope to God that the virus can't be traced back to me.
      If I were a worm writer I wouldn't care if a virus was traced back to me except for the possability that while investigating the virus they might find evedence of the worms creation on my system.

      I'm normally not so stressed out about the diffrence in terminology but we have gotten carried away with calling stuff "viruses".
      For example: that blaster worm was a peace of garbage and it did a huge amount of damage before a virus signature could be created to detect it.

      --
      I don't actually exist.
    19. Re:I know this is meant to be funny but. by Blackhalo · · Score: 1

      The author of the virus would also have to hope that the payment is not $125K in SCO stock, as by the time he got out, they would be worthless.

      --
      "There is nothing to do it. But to do it." -Floyd Pepper
    20. Re:I know this is meant to be funny but. by commodoresloat · · Score: 4, Funny

      hey, he can almost buy two linux licenses from SCO for that money!

    21. Re:I know this is meant to be funny but. by sik0fewl · · Score: 1

      Damn, it feels good to be a gangster.

      --
      I remember when legal used to mean lawful, now it means some kind of loophole. - Leo Kessler
    22. Re:I know this is meant to be funny but. by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      IOW..

      1. Release virus to DDoS SCO
      2. Go to federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison
      3. ???
      4. Profit!


      # 3. = Protect my ass for 2-4 years.

      LK

      --
      "Hi. This is my friend, Jack Shit, and you don't know him." - Lord Kano
    23. Re:I know this is meant to be funny but. by Cat_Byte · · Score: 1
      Plus, also the likelyhood that whoever did this will be publicly revered and hated (not liked) by the Open Source community, and blacklisted from getting a programming job anywhere else in the world, most likely for life?


      Doesn't matter. The programming jobs went to India already.

      --
      Two roads diverged in a wood, and I - I took the one the bus load of girls just went down.
    24. Re:I know this is meant to be funny but. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm unemployed. $125,000.00 sounds like alot to me. 4 years in jail...

      I did it!!!!

    25. Re:I know this is meant to be funny but. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IOW..

      1. Release virus to DDoS SCO
      2. Go to federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison
      3. ???
      4. Profit!

      WRONG!!! Should be:

      IOW..

      1. Release virus to DDoS SCO
      2. Go to federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison
      3. Say, Hi Darl
      4. Profit!

    26. Re:I know this is meant to be funny but. by Zutroi_Zatatakowsky · · Score: 1

      But we *already* know that this virus was written by a Malaysian or a North Korean who doesn't even owns a computer and who spent the last five years in internet cafes. ;)

      --
      All Hail Discordia. Hail Eris. Fnord.
    27. Re:I know this is meant to be funny but. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh, I don't think you'd get blacklisted from working at IBM or Red Hat. Imagine having on your CV: "I cost SCO *250,000!". They'd snap you up in seconds :-)

    28. Re:I know this is meant to be funny but. by gnu-generation-one · · Score: 1

      "$125,000 for what will amount to most likely 4 years in jail?"

      Would make her the best-paid person there, no?

    29. Re:I know this is meant to be funny but. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even though I hate the 1,2,3,profit jokes... in this case #3 is obviously related to #2.

      3. Get pounded in the ass (for those slow in the mornings)

    30. Re:I know this is meant to be funny but. by Zeinfeld · · Score: 1
      No thanks. If I were the worm writer, I'd hope to God that the virus can't be traced back to me. Either that, or I'd move to Iran or North Korea.

      Iran is no good, the Bushies have been cuddling up to the hard line mullahs ever since they promised not to build a nuke. This is somewhat ironic since it was the mullahs who started to build the nuke in the first place.

      The Sharia law punishment for writing a virus is unlikely to be much fun, probably cutting off a hand since it is a form of theft/vandalism.

      Meanwhile the people of Iran are demanding a real democracy and we are doing nothing to help them. Instead we are trying to impose the same sort of sham democracy on Iraq, all the better to protect Halliburton's contracts.

      So yes this SCO thing is all fucked up, but what do you expect when the country is so fucked up in general?

      --
      Looking for an Information Security student project suggestion?
      Try http://dotcrimeManifesto.com/
    31. Re:I know this is meant to be funny but. by d^2b · · Score: 1

      But I though jail was the US version of universal
      health insurance?

      Yours smugly,

      An alien

    32. Re:I know this is meant to be funny but. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd hire the guy. He has a sense of humor, and it would piss you off

      Exactly. Slashbots are such a bunch of law abiding uptight fuckwits. They like to think of themselves as rebels and outlaws, as real ubermensch. But in reality they are a bunch of pansies and yuppie-larvae

    33. Re:I know this is meant to be funny but. by mr100percent · · Score: 1

      No, no cutting off of hands for virus writing. Sheesh. That's only for robberies (shoplifting is excluded), assuming you're a repeat offender as well, and have eyewitnesses and the victim doesn't forgive you.

    34. Re:I know this is meant to be funny but. by rifter · · Score: 1

      IOW..

      1. Release virus to DDoS SCO
      2. Go to federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison
      3. ???
      4. Profit!

      Sadly enough, the author of the "Melissa" virus, which started this craze of email viruses, did exactly that. He is working as a consultant for the US Government developing ways to catch criminals who crack computers and write internet worms, etc.

    35. Re:I know this is meant to be funny but. by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Showing that either the original poster is smarter than he looks, or he hopes that the virus author is dumber than he looks :)

      --
      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
    36. Re:I know this is meant to be funny but. by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Actually, that does make me wonder (one opinion being that this virus was commissioned by spammers -- see http://www.ajc.com/business/content/business/0104/ 28worm.html) -- what if spammers were to commission trojan authorship to hackers who are already in prison? shouldn't be too hard, given a low-security facility. And such a hacker would be in a position of having to take whatever wage was offered, if only so they could make life inside a bit easier on themselves.

      Or substitute "business" for "spammer" and "application" for "trojan". I don't think I like where this is going much.

      --
      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
    37. Re:I know this is meant to be funny but. by sadomikeyism · · Score: 1

      $125k for 4 years in jail? If this were some losers virus, that would be $26,250 more than he is currently earning since his dot com non-existent unemployment insurance ran out... The other sort is happily raiding thousands of paypal accounts from his comfortable dacha in Russia and is also making money on the backend with SCO stock futures options.

      --
      "Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves
  29. seriously... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does SCO even have 250K? It isn't much of a risk for them considering they most likely wrote the virus themselves to try and cover for their lack of a legal case.

  30. Bad Press by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Problem is that the general public will equate this attack to 'those weird Linux people' and it may have severe consequences if that attitude filters up towards congress in the process..

    Regardless of who/what/why, we ( the entire OSS community, since 'they are all the same' ) will feel the most heat from this...

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    ---- Booth was a patriot ----
    1. Re:Bad Press by back_pages · · Score: 1
      Problem is that the general public will equate this attack to 'those weird Linux people' and it may have severe consequences if that attitude filters up towards congress in the process..

      You're absolutely right that this will happen. My best suggestions are to point out stuff like:

      • Public opinion is that linux people are computer experts.
      • It's hard to be an expert and simultaneously stupid
      • Linux fans have absolutely nothing to gain by this! It's ABSURD to even suggest it. The SCO case is a textbook scam!
      • Was it Stalin who said that to solve any crime, look first to the people who benefit the most? Well for crying out loud, SCO is one scam after another. They have nothing to lose and can only GAIN sympathy from this. It's not like they were selling linux licenses like hotcakes over at caldera.com. They sacrificed their cesspool of a website for sympathy and ammunition. You'd seriously have to be a complete and total tool to believe that SCO/Microsoft isn't behind this in some way.
      • Yeah, people on Slashdot joke about cheering for the virus. People also joke about dead babies and being addicted to pr0n. WTF does a joke mean? (Seriously - that's a homework assignment for whomever quotes /. as evidence that linux supporters are behind this virus.)

      In all fairness, it might turn out that some complete moron linux zealot did this, but to make that "conclusion" at this stage only proves that you're wholly unqualified to read a Nancy Drew mystery novel. For God's sake, any idiot could see that SCO has nothing to lose and can only gain from this.

      (I'm not referring to the original poster with any pronouns, but rather to the cheerful tools who think they've got this thing all figured out but never heard of such things as "lying" or "tricks".)

    2. Re:Bad Press by SillySlashdotName · · Score: 1

      Was it Stalin who said that to solve any crime, look first to the people who benefit the most?

      I like it! Isn't it interesting that the trojan horse (requires user action to activate, tries to scam the user to act) requires Microsoft Windows to propogate, but Microsoft is not offering the bounty as they did the last two times? Instead their puppet state SCOG is offering the bounty, while spinning it that it "MUST" be originating from a disgruntled linux user?

      By the way, I read that the MyDoom.b targets Microsoft, not SCOG, and that both also can install a keylogger to grab keystrokes as well as a backdoor (for whatever purpose - SPAM relay?)

      Yep, sounds like a linux user to me. NOT. Sounds like someone who knows *Windows* programming or a script kiddie to me.

      --
      Acts of massive stupidity are almost never covered by warranty. --me.
  31. SCO will bankrupt before paying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They don't have the money floating around, and even if they did would you trust Darl and Co. to actually pay up?

  32. OT, but I just submitted this story: by herrvinny · · Score: 5, Funny

    OT, but I just submitted the story below. Since this is an SCO thread, and -Taco probably isn't going to post 2 SCO stories in a row, here it is:

    Thank you to all /. readers! The SCO "litigious bastards" linking campaign has succeeded! SCO is now the first link on a Google search for litigious bastards. (If you try a "I'm Feeling Lucky" search, it'll still go to SCO, but it looks like the SCO site is down.)

    Congratulations, everybody!

    On a side note, simply searching for "bastards" brings up SCO). If Google happens to notice and block it (as in the past), a screenshot is here. Please be kind to my server :-(, and mirror!

    1. Re:OT, but I just submitted this story: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      zonealarm? Windows??

      LYNCH THE HETHEN.
      Lameness filter encountered. Post aborted!
      Reason: Don't use so many caps. It's like Howard Dean screaming

    2. Re:OT, but I just submitted this story: by LearnToSpell · · Score: 1

      I can't tell if parent was modded funny because of the

      SCO is now the first link on a Google search for litigious bastards.

      or the

      Taco probably isn't going to post 2 SCO stories in a row.

      Either way...

    3. Re:OT, but I just submitted this story: by herrvinny · · Score: 1

      You know, more than 50% of /.'s readership uses IE.

    4. Re:OT, but I just submitted this story: by herrvinny · · Score: 1

      zonealarm? Windows??


      LYNCH THE HETHEN.
      Lameness filter encountered. Post aborted!
      Reason: Don't use so many caps. It's like Howard Dean screaming


      I don't suppose it would improve my situation if I said I was listening to Don't Say You Love Me (Alterate Link) on Windows Media Player, would it?

      No, I didn't think so either.

    5. Re:OT, but I just submitted this story: by spacecowboy420 · · Score: 1

      Reason: Don't use so many caps. It's like Howard Dean screaming

      Now *that* is funny

      yeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!

      --
      ymmv
    6. Re:OT, but I just submitted this story: by tvh2k · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah well work computers, libraries, etc...sometimes we can't help it. Gotta have my /.

    7. Re:OT, but I just submitted this story: by sharkey · · Score: 2, Funny
      Taco probably isn't going to post 2 SCO stories in a row

      You must be new here.

      --

      --
      "Outlook not so good." That magic 8-ball knows everything! I'll ask about Exchange Server next.
    8. Re:OT, but I just submitted this story: by ripleymj · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, but you used the wrong OS for that screen shot, so I've taken the liberty of fixing that for you: here

      Original image mirror here

    9. Re:OT, but I just submitted this story: by bonhomme_de_neige · · Score: 1

      Say, what's the name of the Mozilla skin you're using in that screenshot?

      --
      "Why are you watching the washing machine?"
      "I love entertainment, as long as it's clean"
    10. Re:OT, but I just submitted this story: by ripleymj · · Score: 1

      It's the default skin, but the WM is Metacity inside Gnome.

    11. Re:OT, but I just submitted this story: by Dark+Lord+Seth · · Score: 1

      You use MSIE, WinXP with Playmobile theme, ZoneAlarm and you post on Slashdot?

      You, sir, are a man of many a contradiction!

    12. Re:OT, but I just submitted this story: by ninewands · · Score: 1
      Quoth the poster:
      You know, more than 50% of /.'s readership uses IE.

      Correction:
      More than 50% of /. readers use browsers that identify themselves as IE.

      Spoofing the User Agent string in Mozilla, Opera and Konqueror is trivially simple.
    13. Re:OT, but I just submitted this story: by bonhomme_de_neige · · Score: 1

      It may be the default for Mozilla Firebird on Linux, but I'm using Mozilla on Win XP, so I need the name ;p

      --
      "Why are you watching the washing machine?"
      "I love entertainment, as long as it's clean"
    14. Re:OT, but I just submitted this story: by ripleymj · · Score: 1

      Linux refers to the theme as "Mozilla Firebird". I thought it had become standard on Windows as well with the 0.7 release. Before 0.7 I believe it was known as Qute. Sorry I can't confirm this, as my Windows installation is damaged at the moment.

  33. Bounty hunters? We don't need their scum. by blockhouse · · Score: 0

    This SCO press release indicates that they are offering a $250,000 reward

    I want fifty thousand. No less.

  34. Speaking of DDoS.. by mpeg4codec · · Score: 1

    Would the Slashdotting they're receiving right now qualify as the second most mindless attack on their infrastructure?

    Down in under six minutes, that has to be a record...

    1. Re:Speaking of DDoS.. by stealthkaz · · Score: 1

      you beat me to it. This has got to be the greatest. Link to thier letter on slashdot to prevent the actual reward from letter from ever being seen. This has got to be the best protection that virus writer ever recieved :)

  35. Aluminum Hat by sproketboy · · Score: 1

    Perhaps the SCO software division wrote this virus to discredit the open source movement... Had to be said.

    1. Re:Aluminum Hat by Feyr · · Score: 1

      i thought they didn't have any more programmers onboard anyway?

    2. Re:Aluminum Hat by Exitthree · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure even a lawyer could write a virus for Windows.

    3. Re:Aluminum Hat by Feyr · · Score: 1

      that's giving too much credit to lawyers

  36. $250k ... by Atrophis · · Score: 1

    ... that needs to be used to cover their selfs in court.

    Its funny when a big (well maybe not) company like SCO steels from everyone and then uses that money to try and make a good name for them selfs with at least one person.

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  37. Slashdotted!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nuff said.

  38. The Press Release by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative
    Posting AC to avoid Karma whoring. SCO.com is already sort of down since morning anyway.


    SCO Offers Reward for Arrest and Conviction of Mydoom Virus Author

    LINDON, Utah, Jan 27, 2004 /PRNewswire-FirstCall via COMTEX/ -- The SCO Group, Inc. (Nasdaq: SCOX), the owner of the UNIX(R) operating system and a leading provider of UNIX-based solutions, today confirmed that it is experiencing a distributed Denial-of-Service (DDOS) attack. SCO announced that it is offering a reward of up to a total of $250,000 for information leading to the arrest and conviction of the individual or individuals responsible for creating the Mydoom virus.

    (Logo: http://www.newscom.com/cgi-bin/prnh/19990421/SCOLO GO )

    "During the past ten months SCO has been the target of several DDOS attacks," said Darl McBride, president and CEO, The SCO Group, Inc. "This one is different and much more troubling, since it harms not just our company, but also damages the systems and productivity of a large number of other companies and organizations around the world. The perpetrator of this virus is attacking SCO, but hurting many others at the same time. We do not know the origins or reasons for this attack, although we have our suspicions. This is criminal activity and it must be stopped. To this end, SCO is offering a total of $250,000 reward for information leading to the arrest and conviction of those responsible for this crime."

    SCO is also working with U.S. law enforcement authorities including the U.S. Secret Service and Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) to determine the identity of the individual(s) involved. Anyone with this information may contact their local FBI office.

    The Mydoom worm, also known as Novarg, is a mass-mailing worm that arrives as an attachment with the file extension .bat, .cmd, .exe, .pif, .scr, or .zip. When a user opens the attachment their computer becomes infected and uses their computer with the intention of connecting to the www.sco.com Web site on February 1, 2004. Network security firms including Network Associates and Symantec have already issued software updates to combat this particular worm.

    About The SCO Group

    The SCO Group, Inc. (Nasdaq: SCOX) helps millions of customers in more than 82 countries to grow their businesses with UNIX business solutions. Headquartered in Lindon, Utah, SCO has a worldwide network of more than 11,000 resellers and 4,000 developers. SCO Global Services provides reliable localized support and services to all partners and customers. For more information on SCO products and services visit http://www.sco.com .

    SCO and the associated SCO logo are trademarks or registered trademarks of The SCO Group, Inc., in the U.S. and other countries. UNIX is a registered trademark of The Open Group in the United States and other countries. All other brand or product names are or may be trademarks of, and are used to identify products or services of, their respective owners.

    SOURCE SCO Group

    Blake Stowell of The SCO Group, +1-801-932-5703, bstowell@sco.com; or Payal Patel, or Avi Dines, both of Schwartz Communications, +1-781-684-0770, sco@schwartz-pr.com, for The SCO Group /Photo: NewsCom: http://www.newscom.com/cgi-bin/prnh/19990421/SCOLO GO AP Archive: http://photoarchive.ap.org PRN Photo Desk, photodesk@prnewswire.com http://www.sco.com

    Copyright (C) 2004 PR Newswire. All rights reserved.

    News Provided by COMTEX

    1. Re:The Press Release by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 1

      ...a mass-mailing worm that arrives as an attachment with the file extension .bat, .cmd, .exe, .pif, .scr, or .zip.

      Well, that proves it. It's clearly not a product of the FOSS community - there's no mention at all of bzip2 packaging.

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    2. Re:The Press Release by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... today confirmed that it is experiencing a distributed Denial-of-Service (DDOS) attack.
      ... with the intention of connecting to the www.sco.com Web site on February 1, 2004
      Huh?!??

    3. Re:The Press Release by PushyB · · Score: 1

      The release says "up to $250,000".

      That could be actually as little as $0.

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    4. Re:The Press Release by Fr33z0r · · Score: 1

      A "reward of up to a total of $250,000" eh? Well, that gets the award for "Most Ambiguous Reward Ever".

    5. Re:The Press Release by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SCO has a worldwide network of more than 11,000 resellers and 4,000 developers.

      4,000 Developers? I didn't realize that lawyers had gotten together and changed their profession's name!

    6. Re:The Press Release by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, they're refering to the linux kernel developers.

  39. The SCO Press Release... by k4_pacific · · Score: 1

    .. appears inaccessible right now due to the combination of DDOS attack and Slashdot effect.

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  40. Doh! by Shriek · · Score: 0

    Great, have the press release hosted on a site that's alreayd being DDOS'ed, slashdot can't even slashdot it!

  41. I couldn't help but notice.... by dmaxwell · · Score: 4, Funny

    Please check that location for a more recent version. You may re-publish this material. You may excerpt it, reformat it and translate it as necessary for your presentation. You may not edit it to deliberately misrepresent my opinion.

    Now I wonder why you put that in there?

    1. Re:I couldn't help but notice.... by DrEldarion · · Score: 5, Funny

      cheer on attacks on the SCO site ... Our community believes in ... silencing our opponent's speech through net attacks. We will defeat SCO ... by gagging them.

      No idea.

    2. Re:I couldn't help but notice.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No problem, just reference my version:

      You may re-publish this material. You may excerpt it, reformat it and translate it as necessary for your presentation. You may... edit it to deliberately misrepresent my opinion.

      Information wants to be free! Down with the restrictions and shackles!

    3. Re:I couldn't help but notice.... by Guido+von+Guido · · Score: 1
      In the words of DrEldarion:

      Nod.

      Hey, that's what former Wisconsin Governor Tommy Thompson would have done with it--he used the line-item veto to veto individual letters in laws.

      Oh, never mind. Next time write something a bit longer for me to distort, okay?

  42. OT,but someone needs to make the [NO CARRIER] joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think that maybe SCO wrote this virus to garner sympa "}(}"..~ [NO CARRIER]

  43. Send me the check please Darl, by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 1

    after you look in the mirror.
    We *know* you paid a North Korean hacker to do it..

  44. actually by SpacePunk · · Score: 1

    It wouldn't surprise me if SCO had the virus written in an attempt to discredit the Linux 'community'.

    1. Re:actually by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      you mean they still have coders? didn't they get rid of them to focus on their main area of expertise?

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  45. Now on the journalist-blacklist by AEton · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Robyn Peterson, robyn_peterson@ziffdavis.com, is probably pretty safe to ignore at this point.

    From eWeek's (heh) "Online Jubilation About MyDoom's SCO Attack" article:

    Reactions on Slashdot, arguably the largest discussion board for technophiles, displayed a cathartic wave of pleasure, "Finally a worthwhile virus!" exclaims one poster. While another adds, "So, uh where can I download a copy?" (Robyn here included links to relevant /. comments)

    While the person who gets paid to write this for a living (wtf?) ignores that the majority of the +4/5 comments that aren't rated "Funny" are

    1) Reminding people that DDoSing is always stupid and silly
    2) Anticipating this kind of silly article
    and 3) yelling at people who post unsupported theories about SCO.

    But hold on, Robyn has more to say:

    Another Slashdot poster goes as far as saying, "SCO has used past denial of service attacks as 'the dog ate my homework' type of excuses in court." It went on to suggest that "SCO's next court date is in early February, maybe they haven't done all their homework this time," implying that SCO itself released the worm. (Robyn will report next month on the inability of SCO to find evidence because IBM is being a big meanie.)

    I know it's an advertising publication, but some people read eWeek and expect some of the things in it to be true. Rather than mention the tangible allegations against SCO with regards to insider trading, lying to stockholders, and inconsistent policies, Robyn reports what he's paid to. And that's fine - a half-truth is not quite libel - but it's kind of disturbing to read.

    Bad Robyn Peterson, robyn_peterson@ziffdavis.com. Bad.

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    1. Re:Now on the journalist-blacklist by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      ya huh huh post her email address so slashfags can flood her with drivel.

      Just because the majority of "+5 insightful" posts may have been denying the attack, the majority of the posts in general were glorifying it, as does the majority of the userbase here, and the majority of the linux community.

      The handful of "+5 insightful" yammerers dont make up this sites audience, nor do they keep it afloat by viewing all the MSDN ads.

      Her assessment was dead on.

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    2. Re:Now on the journalist-blacklist by Fnkmaster · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Apparently she didn't understand the "Funny" mod. Almost all of those "jubilant" posts were obvious jokes. I think the majority of Slashdotters probably agree more-or-less with Perens, and certainly quite a few posts pretty much stated as much.


      Sure, most of us aren't going to cry for SCO when they get DOSed, given that they have repeatedly threatened many of our livelihoods with lawsuits against our employers, and attempts to destroy the community we've built and undermine the legitimacy of the licenses we choose as individuals to use for our software. But most of us realize that the damage these DOS attacks do to the infrastructure and reliability of the Internet is more potentially damaging to our careers and livelihood in the long term than any childish glee you could get from watching a crappy company's website go down.


      And I think it's pretty obvious that the SCO DDOS is probably just a cover for using compromised hosts as spam zombies.

    3. Re:Now on the journalist-blacklist by s20451 · · Score: 1

      I checked the Slashdot article. Look for yourself.

      The +5 comments, other than "funny", include several on the operation of the virus and analysis of its effects. Yes, there are a few "this looks bad for us" posts, but a lot of tinfoil hat "sco did this to themselves" stuff. And a lot of the funny posts are pro-virus.

      I think that is newsworthy to the general public; it shows that a significant minority of open source advocates have extreme opinions on sco.

      What's too bad is that slashdot has acquired the status of open source advocate; the mental age around here is about thirteen, if not the physical age. The reporter saw a lot of the teenage, bullshit trash talk that is substituted for actual discussion of the sco issue. The lasting legacy of this case will be the code integrity and liability issues; sco will almost certainly lose, but these questions will not go away.

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    4. Re:Now on the journalist-blacklist by RedWizzard · · Score: 1
      Just because the majority of "+5 insightful" posts may have been denying the attack, the majority of the posts in general were glorifying it, as does the majority of the userbase here, and the majority of the linux community.

      The handful of "+5 insightful" yammerers dont make up this sites audience, nor do they keep it afloat by viewing all the MSDN ads.

      All comments are merely one person's work. But the +4/+5 comments are indicative of the views of the audience as moderators are selected more or less at random from the audience. The fact that there were more posts glorifying the attack simply means that that view was not being modded up (i.e. not visible so people restated that view).
    5. Re:Now on the journalist-blacklist by Slime-dogg · · Score: 1

      Robyn will report next month on the inability of SCO to find evidence because IBM is being a big meanie.

      That's wrong. It looks like Robyn bases his whole article on /. discussion, so... next month will be the exact same article as this month, but with a few words changed. He'll then put a bold faced comment at the bottom saying he's sorry for the repost.

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    6. Re:Now on the journalist-blacklist by xplenumx · · Score: 1

      Woah. Our Slashdot settings must be completely different. While moderated as funny, the vast majority of posts definitely "displayed a cathartic wave of pleasure". Of the posts moderated interesting / informative, one - that's right, one - spoke of the evils of viruses, seven were worried about how the open source / linux community would look publicly, and the vast majority were talking about how the virus works.

      I'll be perfectly honest, I think the virus was written by someone who wanted to stick it to the SCO (and not something the SCO did to themselves to discredit the linux community). I know I've heard my fair share, both in person and on boards, of people who thought on some level that Blaster was funny and who have jokingly suggested that the same could be done to other groups like the RIAA and the SCO.

      Guppy06 couldn't have said it better:

      "We're about the last people who would be out writing Windows viruses."

      Try reading at -1 every once in a while.

    7. Re:Now on the journalist-blacklist by robyn217 · · Score: 1
      I still think it's a fair piece, but let me explain why.

      To start with, this article is a reaction piece. Its purpose is to capture a mood that's observed in the community. Now, I don't think anyone out there can deny that there's a good percentage of people out there who reacted in a positive manner to the worm, with quite a few people taking a "Well, that's what you get, SCO" attitude. Posts like the ones I quoted are all over the web. I quoted Slashdot in particular because it's the top techie discussion site.

      The article itself puts up a mirror to reflect the attitudes of the community back to the community, so everyone can really see what's going on--and that's probably one of the main reasons you are mad. You're mad that people are acting this way--and that's a good thing that you're mad. People shouldn't be acting this way. It hurts everyone involved with open source.

      In fact, so many people are acting this way that multiple news sources are reporting on it. Whether we like it or not, there is accountability in the online world, even on discussion boards. And the general population wants to know, and should know, what the relevant communities have to say and what their reaction has been.

      Now, should the article have also contained quotes from the posters standing on the other side of the argument? An argument could be made either way. I chose to report on the extremely interesting positive reaction to the worm because it's newsworthy. The retorts that these outliers had to face in the discussion board was also interesting to me, but it's the stuff good discussion boards are made of, not news stories.

      -robyn

    8. Re:Now on the journalist-blacklist by robyn217 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      As a further example that this attitude is/was running rampant, take a look at this letter written by Bruce Perens. I love open source and it pains me to see so many people in the community cheering on the attacks -- but sometimes it takes a hard medicine, like reaction articles, to bring us to our senses.

    9. Re:Now on the journalist-blacklist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently she didn't understand the "Funny" mod.

      robyn is a dude!

    10. Re:Now on the journalist-blacklist by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      Well here's to hoping that EWeek's readership is smarter than than their writers.

      Jaysyn

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    11. Re:Now on the journalist-blacklist by Jaysyn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And the reporter *ignored* a lot of intelligent conversation & arguments against this kind of behavior. It's all about the spin, man.

      Jaysyn

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    12. Re:Now on the journalist-blacklist by geekoid · · Score: 1

      you know, since the poster comments are there own, I wonder if they can sue?

      I wonder if those of us who enjoy Linux and post on /. can sue for libel?

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    13. Re:Now on the journalist-blacklist by quinkin · · Score: 1
      Heh - just emailed you so you could have your say.

      Q.

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  46. It's like watching children fight by Powercntrl · · Score: 4, Insightful

    SCO brought it on themselves, they behaved immature and childish and now they're getting an immature and childish retaliation. Someone needs to take both SCO and the virus author out of the playground and give them a good spanking.

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    1. Re:It's like watching children fight by Soko · · Score: 1

      What if Darl likes being spanked? Given he became CEO of a sinking company and started a legal fight with IBM, he could very well be a masochist, you know.

      Soko

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    2. Re:It's like watching children fight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds kinky, Can I watch?

    3. Re:It's like watching children fight by El · · Score: 1

      Better yet, put them both in an arena and don't let them out until they settle their differences. Who wouldn't pay to see spammer/virus writers and SCO executives beating the crap out of each other?

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    4. Re:It's like watching children fight by schnits0r · · Score: 1

      I'd pay 699$ to see that!

    5. Re:It's like watching children fight by YetAnotherDave · · Score: 1

      I don't know about just watching, but I'd pay $699 to finish the winner off :)

    6. Re:It's like watching children fight by Technician · · Score: 1

      SCO brought it on themselves, they behaved immature and childish and now they're getting an immature and childish retaliation. Someone needs to take both SCO and the virus author out of the playground and give them a good spanking.


      The first thing that came to mind was the thing you usualy learn in pre-school. People in glass houses shouldn't throw rocks.
      They got lots of people interested when they threw a big stone at someone big (IBM). It was only a matter of time that the throwing stones from a glass house would attract others attention. Everybody knows they might be next. Just what does SCO expect people to do? Ignore it?

      They are trying to charge for the entire thing like they own the whole enchalada, not maybe a small corner of it. It's like a ref at the superbowl wanting all the proceeds of the game including all advertising, ticketing, and TV rights just because the superbowl couldn't happen without their valuable contribution and they own the rights to the rule book. They forgot the players, advertisers, networks, and fans may object very loudly up to the point of a riot. Especialy since they did the majority of the contribution.

      SCO is in the midst of this type of riot for the same reason. It wasn't unexpected. It was just a matter of when and where.

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    7. Re:It's like watching children fight by wintermute740 · · Score: 1

      "Someone needs to take both SCO and the virus author out of the playground and give them a good spanking."

      Now that is some imagery I just didn't need!

  47. motive by gyratedotorg · · Score: 1

    what's the motive behind this reward? sco will never make this money back, seeing as dont have much of a business anymore. unless, of course, you consider suing people a business... oh yeah, this is america.

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  48. d00d by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It'll be funny when they catch this spamming scum and they're running Windoze.

  49. It was me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    - A. Coward

    Please send the money to my paypal account.

  50. IT'S ME! I DID IT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now gimme ma money mofo!

  51. Saddam had a $25million reward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    So is Saddam only 100 times more dangerous than the worm author?

  52. Can someone clarify the motives for me please? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why do these virus writers always go for the web server? WTF? Honestly capture the flag is kinda cute, but seems so useless. This machine is probably hosted at someones co-lo. Why can't they get hold of the external IP for SCO headquarters and aim there?

  53. Heh by puppet10 · · Score: 1

    Bounty hunter - "So I found the guy who made the virus, wheres the money?"

    SCO - "We have it tell us who it is."
    Hunter - "Come on show it to me."
    SCO - "Here *pulls out wad of bills*"
    Hunter - "How do I know that isnt a $100 wrapped around a bunch of ones?"
    SCO - "Damn!"
    SCO(on phone) - "Bill, we need another advance."

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  54. As has been pointed out . . . by Bagheera · · Score: 5, Insightful

    When this first cropped up a number of people pointed out that the DDoS against SCO is probably just a red herring to hide the worm's real intent - to act as a backdoor into countless windows systems for the virus writer's real purpose. Given the last analysis I read on it, that purpose seems likely to be to leave Zombie Emil Gateways for spammers to use.

    While it couldn't happen to a "nicer" company, it seems very likely this virus wasn't written by a "Pissed off Linux advocate" or even a "Rabid SCO hater." The DDoS is probably just incidental to the real payload, serving to deflect suspicion from the culprit.

    Yet another Bottom Feeding spammer . . .

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    1. Re:As has been pointed out . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      to act as a backdoor into countless windows systems for the virus writer's real purpose. Given the last analysis I read on it, that purpose seems likely to be to leave Zombie Emil Gateways for spammers to use.
      I have to disagree there, by adding the SCO attack into the virus the author has guaranteed a lot of publicity once the virus is found out, this is counter-productive if you wish to turn people's machines into zombies and keep them that way.

      Case in point, the blaster worm. I live in wyoming, the half a million person state. Everyone here could fit in a college football stadium and have room to spare, and most of the people here are also quite ignorant when it comes to computers.
      When blaster hit, everyone and their dog knew about it because of the service crash and subsequent reboot it caused, and everyone wanted their computers cleaned and updated, even the 9x and mac users.
      If not for that problem with the worm crashing computers, no one here would have known about it, and it would have gone off without a hitch.

    2. Re:As has been pointed out . . . by Bagheera · · Score: 1

      As you say yourself (emphasis mine):

      When blaster hit, everyone and their dog knew about it because of the service crash and subsequent reboot it caused, and everyone wanted their computers cleaned and updated, even the 9x and mac users.

      As far as I know, this one is silent. It doesn't flame your system when you're infected so the majority of users won't even notice. The press coverage might prompt people to get their AV software updated, but they may just as well say "I don't see anything weird. Must not be infected!"

      The reported infection rate is pretty high, so I suspect there will be folks who never know they were hit. We were STILL getting Code Red hits on our IDS system, so you know how long it will take to clean up after this one.

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    3. Re:As has been pointed out . . . by silentbozo · · Score: 1

      It would be interesting for receiving SMTP servers to portscan the IP source for sender servers that it has never seen before to see if it is a server that has been compromised and is a zombie. If it is, then it rejects the mail, and puts in a time-limited RBL to prevent bandwidth-consuming resends. Sure, it wouldn't be long before the next trojan seals the ports behind it, and uses an active query to some central source (which could be tracked and disabled), but it would render all the existing zombies useless.

    4. Re:As has been pointed out . . . by Adriax · · Score: 1

      Yes a lot of people will blow it off, but when you're doing something illegal, the less publicity you get the better. If not for the SCO attack, this wouldn't have been anything more than a security advisory, fewer people would have protected themselves and the spammers would have that many more zombies to use. I see it as a bank robber going on a bloody massacre to draw attention away from the fact he's got a big sack with a dollar sign slung over his shoulder. All it does is bring law enforcement down on you that much faster.

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  55. Transcript of SCO meeting on bounty... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Darl: Ok lawyers, how can we turn this worm into a PR manifest, making us look like gods and the Linux community like Satan worshipers?

    SCO Lawyers: We can offer a bounty! Yee-haw! Let's offer a bounty, and then have a Twelve-noon showdown with Linus, once and for all!

    Random SCO Employee: Umm...guys... You told me to write this worm in November... I just got done with it.

    Darl: ....Damn this bong, and my memory!

  56. MOD PARENT DOWN -- MANUAL BREATHING TROLL. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    During the past ten months SCO has been Reminding users to breathe manually...
    1. Re:MOD PARENT DOWN -- MANUAL BREATHING TROLL. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dickhead.

  57. Well this must have been a hard virus to write... by LamerX · · Score: 1

    How EASY it must be to write a Windows virus.

    Step 1. W@R3Z Visual Basic
    Step 2. E-Mail it to everybody with subject: COOL SCREENSAVER
    Step 3. ?????
    Step 4. Profit!

    Oh wait... Step 4 should be, WHATEVER YOU WANT!! Because all these viruses ever are is stupid EXEs that people REPEATEDLY open. No matter how often you tell them "DONT OPEN EXE, SCR, PIF, ETC" they will do it. It doesn't even require a security hole! Just a moron to write a program really quick and be the first to 'market' it. LOL

  58. Terrific... by herrvinny · · Score: 1

    Indeed, some moronic Linux fans are cheering MyDoom on. "Quick, disable your AV software, and get some Windows boxes on the internet!"

    Terrific. Too bad the comment was AC... Come on people, how many times do i have to tell you that this worm is a bad thing?. Do I need a sledgehammer or something?

  59. MyDoom by SummerMan · · Score: 2, Funny

    If (cough, cough) this person gets caught, then the name of the virus will be rather ironic.

  60. quit usin my email! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Someone's system is is using my damn email address in the forged From: header.

    I'm with sco on this one, I hope they find the guy, then gimme 30 minutes alone with him and my baseball bat.

    It's all fun and games until you start getting 200 bounces a day. It's not bad enough I get 350 spam/day, now this shit.

    Make it stop :/

  61. $250k huh? by jjeffries · · Score: 1

    no doubt delivered to you as 15,923 shares in SCOX...

  62. other companies? by Dreadlord · · Score: 1

    This one is different and much more troubling, since it harms not just our company, but also damages the systems and productivity of a large number of other companies and organizations around the world. The perpetrator of this virus is attacking SCO, but hurting many others at the same time."

    please, how does a DDoS attack hurt companies other than SCO?
    This message, and the high reward makes me seriously think that SCO actually released this virus.

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    1. Re:other companies? by xSquaredAdmin · · Score: 1

      Remember the Blaster virus? That hurt a lot of ISPs because of the excessive amount of bandwidth consumed. This has the potential to do the same.

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  63. Re: McBride smokes pole nightly, interview at 11 by ainsoph · · Score: 1

    However it may have started, many Linux activists today seem to be a volatile mixture of their political ideas regarding OSS vs. Proprietary Software and a religious fervor that gives them the belief that there could be nothing wrong with Linux and that nothing can be better than it.

    Not to mention the fact that even though I know there are some crazy fucks in this country, I highly doubt there have been bombthreats, death threats, etc. I'm sorry, I just dont buy it. In fact, the image I got in my head was that pornly lit headshot between Diane Whats her fuckin newsloser and McBride, her looking 'concerned' and handing him tissues for his little mock tears.

    Ie: The media is full of shit. This whole spectacle has been a lie since the beginning, why should we believe anything in realtion to itat all.

    In fact, I am almost 100% sure those SCO losers outsourced some Indian programmers, with a lil FUD-FUD-Funding from Redmond, to write the fuckin thing, AND THEN, the PR gang in charge of this fiasco, said "Offer a bounty, it will look grand!!"

  64. /. assaults SCO with a DDoS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Linking to a press release?! The audacity of those slashdot hippies. /. is next on their litigation shitlist.

  65. I'd do the opposite by ad0gg · · Score: 4, Funny

    Get $250k, use money to buy licenses for my linux copies(tivo,etc). Because that would be the worlds greatest slashdot troll.

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    Have you ever been to a turkish prison?

  66. What a loser. by LBArrettAnderson · · Score: 4, Informative

    The catch-all on my domain email is getting about 2 of these every minute, and has been for the past 20 hours. This is really making me angry, and unfortunately there's nothing I can do to filter most of them. I'm only able to filter the ones that have the special messages (7-bit unicode nonsense and just plain 'test') This virus is hurting everyone; including people who run linux servers who are getting thousands of these emails.

    1. Re:What a loser. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Drop anything with an (exe|pif|scr|etc) attatchment. Then only the zips get through.

    2. Re:What a loser. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought of that... and now that you mention it, I've realized that I've never been sent a "good" email with any of those extensions. So good thinkin'. That should get rid of all of them except the postmaster replies etc..

    3. Re:What a loser. by jpmkm · · Score: 1

      I haven't gotten one yet, in either of my main email accounts. Nobody loves me :(

    4. Re:What a loser. by LBArrettAnderson · · Score: 1

      don't worry, none of the ones i've recieved were to any real accounts.

      some examples...
      jimmy brenda
      matt john
      sandra jane
      helen bob
      fred brent
      andrew tom
      peter jerry
      jose smith
      robert joe
      mary alex
      dan the list goes on and on....
      all of the above @calcgames.org

  67. Does the $250k go towards finding who financed it? by JumperCable · · Score: 1

    If so, I am calling dibs on naming SCO.

  68. I'll turn myself in! by mikegroovy · · Score: 1

    $250K?!?! I'd like to turn myself in! Yep I did it! I am such a bad person for writing viri. Can they Direct Deposit the $250k? Lock me up in a Prison for a year or two? Solitary please. Cause I'm really dangerous. When I get out, my Mortgage would be paid, and I could have the rest invested and making some nice dividends. And best of all Surely DukeNukem Forever will be out by then! 1. Write a DDOS Virus Targeting SCO. 2. Wait for a bounty on you, turn yourself in. 3. Profit! I love rewards for being bad!

    1. Re:I'll turn myself in! by Josh+Booth · · Score: 1

      Pffft... only 250 kilodollars? I'm worth more than that! Tell me when they are offering at least a megadollar or two. What do they think I am, an amateur? I'm the master haxor who wrote this thing.

  69. Re:Dear Bruce Perens by El+Cubano · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Shut the fuck up It's kind of obvious that this is a doing of a Linux user, so please stop writing your pointless letters, no one cares. Heed my advice, and once and for all Shut the fuck up

    Seeing as Bruce is considered to be one of the leaders/spokesmen of the Free/Open Source Software Community, he has a responsibility to speak out on issues such as this. Since so many people, organizations, and companies pay heed to what he says, his silence would be considered tacit approval by some.

    Additionally, this single worm has the potential to do more harm to the Free/Open Source Software Community than all of SCO's shenanigans combined. evereyone really needs to speak out against this.

  70. DDoS == Slashdot by SirNAOF · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They don't want to get DDoSed on the 1st, so they decide to give out a huge reward.

    I bet they didn't think about the number of people (not just from Slashdot, but everywhere) that were going to DDoS them just by reading their press release...

    Yet another showing of intelligence from SCO.

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    Jeremy Baumgartner
  71. it's not real money to Darl by Schlemphfer · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Reading this press release, one thing comes immediately to mind. If I'm an investor in a company, one of the main things I want its leaders to do is to spend money wisely. If large sums need to be spent, I want this outlay to be done prudently and thoughtfully.

    Which is what makes this press release so...so...strange. We all know that the FBI goes ballistic over this kind of thing. And unless the worm author was incredibly careful, he's probably got federal agents tramping around his bedroom and emptying out his dresser drawers even as I write this.

    So why then, is SCO so eager to hand over $250,000 for an informant? SCO's moaning about how much this worm has cost them, but, really, can we take that seriously? I could see if this worm targeted Dell or IBM, or, you know, some company that actually has customers visit their website. But who is SCO selling anything to anymore? It's just a litigation house. What do they care if their site drops down for a day or two? The FBI is likely to be hot on the worm author's heels, so why is SCO so eager to hand over 250 thousand smackers without any clear reason?

    When you see spending decisions like this, it's a pretty good sign that a company is being run by bozos. You get the sense this press release was rushed out the door in an effort to capitalize on media attention. But was there any real reason why SCO needs the attention, or why it's in their best interest to part with so much money given that the culprit will likely be found anyway?

    So here's my crystal ball prediction: the worm author will be found. But SCO won't pay up. This is all about publicity, and for some reason I don't foresee Darl rushing to sign a check.

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    I'm generally "Interesting," "Insightful," and even "Funny" here. What the hell happens to me at parties?
    1. Re:it's not real money to Darl by codefungus · · Score: 1

      It IS interesting to see this knee-jerk reaction. While DDOS attackes wont have any long term affect directly, you have to wonder if and when people will start shying away from SCO because of all these problems they are having. After a while, I think whether they are right or wrong about the SCO/IBM deal really wont even matter. Who cares if they are right if the focus of their company is 1) Legal Crap 2) Fending off DDOS.

      I'm just interested to see what all this is gonna do to it's stock price.

      http://finance.yahoo.com/q/bc?s=SCOX&t=5d&l=on&z =m &q=l&c=

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      -- A cat is no trade for integrity!
    2. Re:it's not real money to Darl by Jaywalk · · Score: 2, Insightful
      So why then, is SCO so eager to hand over $250,000 for an informant? ... The FBI is likely to be hot on the worm author's heels... why it's in their best interest to part with so much money given that the culprit will likely be found anyway?
      You've answered your own question. The FBI will be the ones to catch the guy and SCO won't have to pay anything. Meanwhile, SCO will take the opportunity to knock the Linux community (which had nothing to do with this infantile prank) and play the victim. Another free headline this doofus has given the publicity-hungry SCO.
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    3. Re:it's not real money to Darl by back_pages · · Score: 1
      the worm author will be found. But SCO won't pay up. This is all about publicity, and for some reason I don't foresee Darl rushing to sign a check.

      Here's my grass roots +1 Insightful mod.

    4. Re:it's not real money to Darl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      2 things i've been thinking of. Perhaps they're stupid, but still.

      1) Simple: karma. They want customers to know that SCO believes in themselves, want their business, including site, to be up, and actually find all that rather important. When he'd say: "i don't care about this DDoS" his customers wouldn't have taken him seriously. What he has done is the opposite.

      2) Which person would exactly gave this information about the suspect? A close friend? Someone who heard his/her bragging? S/he must have had contact with the person or work in some infrastructure where s/he has seen it first but that would be unlikely. So this is money to "buy someone out to betray one other" and i really hate that despite wether it is for some judgement. I find such money stinks. One Jew was ~$4 for the Nazi's back in '45...

    5. Re:it's not real money to Darl by CokeBear · · Score: 1

      The reason they can afford to offer the reward is because they know the perp will never be caught. And the only way that they can know that is if they created it themselves!

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      Reality has a liberal bias
    6. Re:it's not real money to Darl by geekoid · · Score: 2, Insightful

      MS did this same thing, and the are not run by bozos.

      There software may be designed by Bozos, but thats another story ;)

      I shouldn't use the term 'Bozo", since it is the only clown I ever enjoyed. Most clowns I hate... except Jack.

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      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
    7. Re:it's not real money to Darl by ADRenalyn · · Score: 1
      Did you also notice:

      ...$250,000 reward for information leading to the arrest & conviction...

      So, it's safe to say that if the author is indeed found, but manages to get a hold of O.J. Simpsons lawyer, SCO will not be ponying up the dough.

    8. Re:it's not real money to Darl by _the_bascule · · Score: 1

      Who is supplying this reward money? It wouldn't surprise me if it was indeed Microsoft. The plot thickens...

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      Our diversity is our strength
    9. Re:it's not real money to Darl by shic · · Score: 1

      If I were to put on my devils advocate hat, I'd have to ask if you think this would be a smart way for SCO management to pay off a SCO employee for other services rendered?

    10. Re:it's not real money to Darl by nytmare · · Score: 1

      1/4 million dollars for 11 days of potential website disconnectivity? Good grief, what kind of company would ever offer that kind of reward for such a minor disruption, and to do so immediately after the virus was discovered!

  72. SCO Offers $250K Bounty for MyDoom Author's Arrest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...payable upon the successful resolution of their lawsuit

  73. Did anyone even read the Symantec virus writeup? by unsigned+integer · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Check out what the virus targets and doesn't target. It ignores .EDU addresses, as well as a host of other *nix places, including .gov and what not. While we may complain about how this virus makes us look at a whole, at least give the writer a nod for being courteous about the sites he/she targeted. Go on, read it

  74. eWeek needs a lobotomy. by Slime-dogg · · Score: 4, Funny

    Anyone worth their while knows that Linux fans don't code anything for Windows unless they are paid for it. It's something called 'taint,' which money readily removes. :-P

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    You need to restart your computer. Hold down the Power button for several seconds or press the Restart button.
    1. Re:eWeek needs a lobotomy. by Endive4Ever · · Score: 1

      You ran on a bit too long in that first sentence.

      'Anyone worth their while knows that Linux fans don't code anything.'

      There. Full stop. The people writing code for Linux didn't have time to be fanboys. And the Linux fanboys who hoot and holler on forums like Slashdot likely don't code anything, anywhere.

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  75. har har by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1.) 250k is a lot, i wouldnt count on them being able to out when their linux case goes bad.

    2.) I reject this posters' mentality of not moo'ing and cackling about this DDoS virus for fear that it will give linux a bad rep. People will read the stories and generate their own opinions regarding linux. most people will be rational enough to realize that one small groups opinions do not necessarily reflect the community's opinions. for example, did the US population go and have a huge negative vibe towards japanese after pearl harbor?... err... bad example.... did the US population go out and daemonise the muslims after 9/11... ooh... damn... ok, maybe this poster does have the correct idea here... OH well! i will continue to cackle, for i belive in karma, and i dont care what stupid people think.

  76. And the sum will be paid out as... by Dukael_Mikakis · · Score: 1

    ... well, actually money that they were going to lose anyway. It's brilliant, actually. SCO is mired in this horrific, indefensible, and losing legal, so why not just pony up $25K of money the market's going to steal from them to look like they're going out as heroes?

    It's like a king who's about to be overthrown using the treasury (the people's coffers) to buy himself some nice clothes to get overthrown in.

  77. "Some Ticked-off Linux Fan" by Razzak · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I have to say, if I were to bet, I would bet it is some ticked off linux fan. Since this virus is really just meant to hurt SCO, it's either someone who wants to discredit the OS movement or some single child-minded linux fan.

    I'd bet on the latter, simply because there's not that many "linux-haters" that are individuals and child-ish. A company like MS, as dirty as they can be, I don't believe would engage in this kind of criminal behavior. Basically, virii are written by individuals for the most part, and I don't think an individual has much to gain from attacking OSS.

    In all likelihood, it *was* some ticked-off kid. Get ready for more blurring the lines of linux=illegal hacking=evil subculture=virii makers type articles and opinions.

    1. Re:"Some Ticked-off Linux Fan" by cehbab · · Score: 1

      SCO has pissed off more than just Linux users/fans. SCO has pissed off big blue, fortune 500 companies, Novell, SGI, BSD's ppl and many many many others, too many to name here :) All im aluding to is that there is a big world of ppl that SCO has pissed off, so please do not lay blame towards the linux community until this has been proven to be the truth. Else your just playing the same rules as SCO, Blow before you Know ;)

    2. Re:"Some Ticked-off Linux Fan" by macshit · · Score: 1

      A company like MS, as dirty as they can be, I don't believe would engage in this kind of criminal behavior.

      Ha ha ha HA HA ha ha HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

      Right.

      Of course a company usually has a PR department (and if they're big, loads of cash, a bunch of bought politicians, and beholden news organizations) to try to put a better spin on it, should they get caught.

      A lone cracker has to do with just 1337-5p34|.

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  78. wwf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i can't hardly believe that... i almost died laughing when i read it. this shit is like wwf wrestling.

  79. The RIAA Made the Virus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The RIAA made the virus to take the heat off from them for awhile.

  80. Idiot. by RatBastard · · Score: 1

    You, sir, are an idiot. Has your rabid hatred for SCO clouded your ability to reason? It's not just SCO that is getting hurt by this virus. Every government and corporate oragization is wasting resources, manpower and money getting this damned thing out of their networks. Infected computers are spamming the virus all over the place, putting additional load on already spam-beleagured mail servers.

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    Boobies never hurt anyone. - Sherry Glaser.
  81. It was me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And I want my fecking money!

  82. Re:Dear Bruce Perens by stratjakt · · Score: 1

    No, hes a leader/spokesman of an orginization with an agenda, he does not represent the entire community. No more than Howard YEHAW Dean represents the democratic community.

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    I don't need no instructions to know how to rock!!!!
  83. Linux mentioned in about a third of Media stories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    PC World doesn't even mention Linux - San Jose Mercury News leads with SCO slant - and so do one-third of the headlines of the first 27 newslinks found through Google at about 8:30 tue, east coast time. About half of the rest of the stories mentioned Linux in the body copy.
    Looking at the timing, IAOTO that the source of this latest river of publicity is Darevil and/or SCO related. Bet the author is NEVER found - despite the FBI being called in a few hours ago.
    Hmmm - Didja read ?? - SCO sues IBM - in the News again, must be something to it - Big company picking on those little California Linkux or something people - or perhaps it's another script kiddie. Lots of confusion generally in the great unwebbed. And perhaps that's the goal ??
    Finally - isn't the trigger date for the DDOS in Feb ??!!! The timing again seems be to ensure continued press coverage for weeks and perhaps even a legislature can be found - hmmmm ??

  84. Gee... by AnonymousCowheart · · Score: 1

    Gee, I wonder who is funding this?
    and for the same amount too!

  85. Boston Tea Party.... by 3seas · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Bruce is wrong.

    there is no way that one person or even a small group can create a worm that takes down linux or FOSS.

    Anyone who thinks so is demented.... And I guess that means you Bruce.

    Honestly, who the hell cares about SCO anymore?

    SCO themselves have blown the shit out of their own case..... We all know its a pump and dump...

    cheering on a boston tea party is only possible because the legal system of the US has allowed this mess to get as far as it has publicly.

    Ultimately it has only served to let the general public know there is an alternative to Windows and Mac.....

    The idea of blaming the whole of FOSS for the expression the worm writter communicated is totally insane, but so what if some cheer for the statement...

    ISN'T it really just a statement of telling SCO to either put up or shut up?

    What the legal system has so completely failed to do!!!

    When was the last time you read the declairation of Independance Bruce?

    1. Re:Boston Tea Party.... by Endive4Ever · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Perens and several other people 'at his level' in the FOSS 'movement' are rather full of themselves. They're the political gadflies. That sort of person is naturally attracted to a 'leadership position' in a 'movement' like Linux.

      It's no coincidence that they're narcissistic enough to take it upon themselves to view anything negative as a 'threat' likely 'a conspiracy' against them.

      You don't get power unless you can fan flames of paranoia and become a 'leader.'

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    2. Re:Boston Tea Party.... by BoneFlower · · Score: 1

      We cheer this one. We tolerate the one that knocks MS off the net for a day. We cheer the one that causes a catastrophic detonation of Darls computer.

      This one worm won't kill OSS or cause a huge image problem, I agree with that. But if this guy gets mad love for doign this, he or another is likely to go for getting credit by doing something similar to another favorite OSS enemy. The effect of multiple incidents like this, with the Free Software and Open Source Software movements cheering them on, however, will lead to a public relations issue because we will have shown we *consistently* condone such activities. We cannot condone *any* activity of this sort in the community, regardless of target.

      Its one thing to crack a few jokes about it, but blatant praise could lead to trouble.

    3. Re:Boston Tea Party.... by cduffy · · Score: 1

      Huh?

      The most likely event (I believe, and I think Bruce agrees) is not a conspiracy but just a spammer trying to deflect some blame.

      Since when did that have anything to do with paranoia?

    4. Re:Boston Tea Party.... by JahToasted · · Score: 3, Funny
      Boston Tea Party? are you somking the same crack as Darl?

      Linux is just a peice of software. SCO is attempting (and making a poor attempt at that) at suing IBM fro breach of contract or whatever. The courts are likely to decide against them. The system hasn't really failed us here. Its just moving very slowly, as usual.

      I commend you for your enthusiasm but it isn't time to start a revolution. Linux is still legal. SCO will likely die without any action on our part whatsoever. Relax dude.

      The guy that wrote this virus isn't Paul Revere or Che Guevara or whatever. He's likely some loser with low self esteem looking for attention. Or maybe a spammer.

    5. Re:Boston Tea Party.... by Endive4Ever · · Score: 1

      'Spammers' are the 'commies' of cyberspace. Shout 'spammer' and point at somebody and the whole room turns vigilant. They make handy scapegoats and excellent targets for the daily 'five minute hate' rally.

      Just my making this comment will get people perking up and saying to themselves (and possibly openly in this forum) 'hmmm, so you're a spammer sympathizer, eh?'

      That should mean something.

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    6. Re:Boston Tea Party.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Honestly, who the hell cares about SCO anymore? SCO themselves have blown the shit out of their own case..... We all know its a pump and dump.
      We may know about SCO's shenannigans, but we don't have the authority to do anything about it, unless we includes Judges and FTC officers. Hence, we need to continue to be vocal about SCO's misdeads so those people with the authority make the correct descisions and punish SCO appropriately. In this case appropriate punishment is dismmisal of all SCO lawsuits, confiscation and liquidation of SCO assets as compensatory damages for those affected (us), dissolution of SCO's as a corporation and prison terms for SCO corporate officers.
    7. Re:Boston Tea Party.... by cduffy · · Score: 1
      'Spammers' are the 'commies' of cyberspace.
      99%+ of "commies" actually did nothing at all to harm anyone, and indeed were folks seeking a peaceful transition to an improved political system. 100% of spammers do plenty to harm (or, at least, annoy) everyone; they wouldn't be spammers if they didn't. For this reason, the comparison you draw is bogus at best.

      They make handy scapegoats and excellent targets for the daily 'five minute hate' rally.
      The only things I've heard spammers get blamed for are spam (abviously) and direct effects thereof, and viruses clearly written with the intent of aiding spam. The former is obvious, and the latter is exceedingly plausible. Face it -- yer average virus writer hates spam as much as anyone else; you wouldn't be seeing spam-enabling virii unless someone were paying for it.

      Just my making this comment will get people perking up and saying to themselves (and possibly openly in this forum) 'hmmm, so you're a spammer sympathizer, eh?'
      That should mean something.
      That you're paranoid and/or full of yourself? I can't say I care what you think about spammers. I do care if you happen to spam me, but that's an entirely separate issue.
    8. Re:Boston Tea Party.... by Endive4Ever · · Score: 1

      99%+ of "commies" actually did nothing at all to harm anyone, and indeed were folks seeking a peaceful transition to an improved political system.

      Similar in many regards to '99% of Scientologists.'

      It's all in the eye of the beholder. I would hazard to say most spammers don't think they're doing anybody any harm, either.

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    9. Re:Boston Tea Party.... by cduffy · · Score: 1

      Similar in many regards to '99% of Scientologists.'

      What's your point?

      Public perception of "99% of scientologists" is that they're, at worst, dupes; it's only the small subset that does things like filing annoying lawsuits that raises the public ire.

      It's all in the eye of the beholder. I would hazard to say most spammers don't think they're doing anybody any harm, either.

      The "beholder" -- not the beholdee. How the spammers, or the scientologists, or the commies percieve themselves is irrelevant. How the people they directly interact with perceive them is far more important.

      Most commies don't annoy or harm most people who interact with them most of the time; neither do most scientologists. In the case of spammers, however, the bulk of transactions they have with other people are transactions which result in annoyance on the part of the involved 3rd party.

      For this reason, comparing spammers to commies or scientologists is simply inappropriate. (I also notice that you're sidestepping my counterarguments re the "scapegoat" allegation).

  86. Honestly by pholower · · Score: 1

    Does SCO honestly think this will make them look good in the eye's of open source programmers? Or are they doing this to make their name more predominate with Amature or new computer users whom have never heard of SCO, in order to get support?

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  87. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  88. It's only SCO so who gives a damn? by RatBastard · · Score: 1

    Is that your position? Why should we care because it's only SCO?

    What about the time my coworkers and I have spent getting that stupid worm out of the government and corporate networks? And before you winge about out of date virus definitions, the virus hit before ANY definitions were available from anyone.

    Pull your head out of your ass and try looking at the larger picture.

    And these virus writers deserve to have a bounty on their heads. They belong in jail.

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    Boobies never hurt anyone. - Sherry Glaser.
  89. OSS coders doing Windows worms?!?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Unfortunately, with columns like this one blaming the worm on "some ticked-off Linux fan"...

    What self-respecting OSS programmer would write a worm for Windows?

    Inconceivable!

    1. Re:OSS coders doing Windows worms?!?!? by Deraj+DeZine · · Score: 1

      So can I get the source for the worm, then? The RIAA and MPAA have kind of been bothering me recently...

      Disclaimer: My cat walked across my keyboard and the above was accidentally written. I'm posting it for posterity.

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      True story.
  90. Sure It is a crime.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but I can't help feeling its kinda funny.

  91. Fine print by LostCluster · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Anybody see the details? That $250k is made up of Linux IP licenses and SCOX stock...

  92. Yeah, thanks a lot.... by herrvinny · · Score: 1

    2004-01-28 01:25:51 Litigious Bastards Linking Campaign Successful! (articles,caldera) (rejected)

    Oh well, at least I got a Funny score, but I meant it to be Interesting....

  93. heh, and they thought the virus was bad by Indy1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    wait till they see the slashdotting!

    Whats the award gonna be for everyone hitting their site and bringing their server to its knees?

    "500 dollars for the head of every linux junkie who loaded our web site!"

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    Lawyers, MBA's, RIAA? A jedi fears not these things!
    1. Re:heh, and they thought the virus was bad by Darken_Everseek · · Score: 1

      No, it'll be $699 for the head of every linux junkie. Period.

      Someone has to pay for the licenses ;)

  94. Somewhere in the bowels... by macdaddy · · Score: 1
    of SCO's litigation^h^h^h^hprogramming department...

    Lawyer^h^h^hProgrammer #1:
    Hey Joe.

    Programmer #2:
    Wazzup Greg?

    Programmer #1:
    Darl McPuppet just gave you a $250k pay raise. Congrats!

    Programmer #2:
    Thanks Greg. Yeah, I'm sure glad we told McPuppet to send my son to those "Viruses and Public Relations Spin" courses. They sure paid off!

  95. hah by shaitand · · Score: 1

    I'll do better than previous offers, I will offer the counter bounty sum of $10,000,000 to anyone who finds the virus writer and promises not to tell SCO*.

    Anyone who wishes to donate to this fund send me funds at wenNOdoy@SPAMconsolidated.net.

    Also I'm setting up another fund as a way of saying thankyou to the virus writer. To keep things simple you can also send donations to this fund to wenNOdoy@SPAMconsolidated.net.

    Further, I've started a general just give me some damn money fund, it can be found at wenNOdoy@SPAMconsolidated.net.

    *Only collectable by homosexual venusians who have been residents of Mars for at least 10yrs and submit there claim and get it successfully verified by tuesday 3 weeks ago.

  96. Re: i'm the author by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm the guilty, i'm the author of http://www.doom.org/, it's mydoom.

  97. It's not Feb 1 yet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Has anyone found an analysis showing that the attack in this virus would be set off before that?

    Has anyone found where the attacks are originating from? (what country[ies])

    What does the virus install on the affected machines? or does it simply open a port?

    Is the attack only pre-programmed (as most analyses seem to indicate), or is the high open port allow for remote control/execution of the attack?

    Do the infected machines communicate with each other either directly or through some other medium (eg: irc)?

    Something doesn't add up about this. SCO is reporting that this virus is attacking thier servers now, but I have yet to find an analysis of the virus that indicates that this would happen, or that the attack would occur before Feb 1.

    Could someone post a link to a relatively complete analysis of the virus and it's workings?

    I'd greatly appreciate it.

  98. Re:Did anyone even read the Symantec virus writeup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And why would some fringe linux headcase prevent the worm from mailing hotmail, microsoft or msn accounts? Oh that's right THEY WOULDN'T!

  99. It's really a ploy... by ProppaT · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...by the RIAA. You get it through Kazaa, it discourages people to download music (or at least potentially wrecks havok on the users computer), and it gets automatically blamed on linux nerds (most of all which support file sharing) because it blocks www.SCO.com.

    I gotta give the RIAA credit...brilliant, brilliant work...

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    Wise men say, "Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza."
  100. no sale, buddy. by MoFoQ · · Score: 2, Interesting

    especially knowing that the $250k comes from ill-gotten gains from using mafia-like lawsuit tactics that even insult the mob. Though taking the money and then donating it to the Linux Defense fund or the Linux fund (the development portion) would help SCO's arch-enemy and thus not a bad idea.

    better yet is if the author of the virus also inserted a disclaimer asking if the user ok's the use of their connection to help bog down SCO's servers by accessing their website at a scheduled time (a whole lot nicer than calling it "Denial" or an "attack"). Of course, it doesn't even have to be a virus...it can be like the Seti@home or folding projects. SCO@home.

  101. Not cheering, no sir, absolutely no cheers here by Pac · · Score: 1

    Much deploring also. We all deplore this deplorable act. Keeping the fight against SCO in the high road, that's what we are doing. No cheering. No laughing. No smiling even.

    You, there, stop jumping up and down. And remove the worm from the datacenter. Now. Master Bruce says absolutely no worms in the high road, so please...

    1. Re:Not cheering, no sir, absolutely no cheers here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No cheering. Except from the people who've been cheering. No cheering at all.

  102. Re:say what? by JoeBuck · · Score: 1

    It's being distributed in binary form, without any source code. Clearly it's not FOSS.

  103. The REAL problem with MyDoom by totallygeek · · Score: 1

    I would never endorse an Internet attack against anyone, but attacking www.sco.com doesn't affect SCO's systems at all. Rather, it kills their web host systems.

    Besides, this hurts us Unix/Linux people just as bad as SCO and Windows machines. I have spent a good portion of the last two days writing Spamassassin rules and setting up Snort to monitor this stuff. Just for good measure, I went ahead and wrote a cycling shell script to stop all traffic going to www.sco.com, and it checks every 15 minutes to make sure with their nameservers that the address hasn't changed, or iptables changes.

    Not to mention the phone calls coming into the call center with regard to bounces! I finally just designed Spamassassin rules to /dev/null all the "you sent us a virus" messages.

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  105. Perens needs to go by Gothmolly · · Score: 1

    Contrast Linus with Perens, one is an annointed God in the open source pantheon, the other is a self-appointed loudmouth for the open source movement.

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    1. Re:Perens needs to go by Endive4Ever · · Score: 1

      Linus Torvalds is just a talented and very modest hacker who enjoys the Linux project. It's his personality that makes collaboration on the level that it exists even possible.

      Quite a few of the other 'folks' who've crowded on the stage, i.e. Perens, Raymond, etc. are political gadflies. I suppose politics of the sort they promote is needed for some people. It's certainly not necessary to the success of Linux.

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  106. I call BS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Bullshit. It's possible, but unlikely that someone pulled this stunt to defame the community. It's likely that this shit was pulled by some dickhead who thought it would be cool - you know, the kind of dickhead who has been cheering this virus on Slashdot?

    This "open letter" is nothing but transparent propaganda - trying to paint the Open Source world as perfect, free of idiots, fighting against all the evil forces in the world. Newsflash - there are idiots everywhere. Deal with it, and keep the bullshit to a minimum.

    1. Re:I call BS by nlindstrom · · Score: 1
      1. Never attribute to conspiracy that which is adequately explained by sheer human stupidity.
      2. Never underestimate the stupidity of people in large groups.
    2. Re:I call BS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think your post here just proves that the people who are anti-OSS are more likely to be immature enough to commit this action.

    3. Re:I call BS by BadDreamer · · Score: 1

      Of course there are idiots everywhere - you just proved there is at least one on slashdot. Judging a whole community by actions that are condemned by the community, but performed by some idiot that may or may not consider him or herself a member of it, qualifies as a lot more idiotic than to publicly show distaste for the actions.

      Noone is claiming the Open Source world (as you name it) is perfect. However, the Free and OSS community as a whole, and the spokespeople in particular, take a strong stance against illegal attacks and using DDOS, viruses and the like. Always have, always will.

  107. Hell has frozen over by kitzilla · · Score: 4, Funny
    Hell has frozen over. In a single week, I've cheered Microsoft for coming to its senses and coming to a gentlemanly agreement with the young owner of MikeRoweSoft.com. Now I'm applauding SCO for setting the precedent of a bounty on asshole virus-writers.

    Hand me those earmuffs, Mr. Lucifer. Chilly, huh? You just never know about the weather around here.

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    1. Re:Hell has frozen over by dzym · · Score: 1

      I thought it was a bit colder than usual this winter, too. Heh.

    2. Re:Hell has frozen over by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Microsoft offered a bounty for virus writers first. SCO did it second...which means SCO will sue MS for infringment ;)

      That said, Bounty hunting always goes bad. If you had an aquaitance with low morals, you could probably be framed..Or the virus writer sets someone up, reports them, takes the money.
      This sort of thing happen regularly in the west.

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    3. Re:Hell has frozen over by kitzilla · · Score: 1

      The solution, of course, is not to have friends. ;-)

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    4. Re:Hell has frozen over by Clovert+Agent · · Score: 1

      Actually, Microsoft deserves both your kudos - they set the precedent (I think) for private companies offering virus-writer bounties:
      http://money.cnn.com/2003/11/05/technol ogy/microso ftbounty/

      Same amount - $250k for Sobig and Blaster each, and $4.5m for, uh, other stuff.

  108. Re:Dear Bruce Perens by gl4ss · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ..and the real thing that the worm is doing is OPENING THOUSANDS OF BACKDOORS ON WINDOWS MACHINES FOR SPAMMING, DDOS, WAREZ FTP'S, IRC TAKEOVERS and for other not that nice uses that are really not of any intrest to the normal linux user or advocate(spamming being the number 1 moneymaker here). though the whole ddos part of it might have been added in to it just for kicks, though certainly it seems to be a great way of pulling the attention away from more intresting things like that it spreads through kazaa(and leaves an open backdoor).

    besides, sco's website seems largely unaccessable anyways(even without the ddos having yet to start).

    the general public(an average computer _user_) doesn't have a clue about this though, nor does it have a clue about who sco even is, the people where this kind of publicity would be bad are currently quite clueless about the whole thing anyways so I wouldn't worry that much - for them it's just another email annoyance.

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  109. one more by mattdm · · Score: 1

    Oh, wait: I meant to get this link in there, but hit submit too soon:

    MiMail Virus Attacking Anti-Spam Groups

    That's right -- the last time around, these guys were attacking anti-spam projects -- basically members of our community. I'm willing to believe Bruce Perens' hypothesis that this is just more of the same, except indirectly.

  110. for that much money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I DID IT! it was me!

  111. The outcome... by borgheron · · Score: 1

    When SCO realizes that it's a Linux user who's caught whoever it is, they'll simply sue said user for the amount of $250,000.

    Fuckers.

    GJC

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    ## Chief Maintainer for GNUstep
  112. An incomplete assessment on YOUR part by qortra · · Score: 1

    His assessment of the situation here was about as dead on as your assessment of his gender.

    He, like most other people, is only reading highly modded posts; they are, have been, and always will be the only ones that truly matter (that's the beauty of slashcode). The people who post are not really that key to the process; everything gets said at least once - EVERYTHING - and most things get said far more often than that. What DOES matter is the moderation, and that is what best reflects the intelligent sentiments of the slashdot community.

    And judging by that standard, I very much agree with the creator of this thread. The highly modded comments which had a non-"funny" qualifier were generally NOT condoning the worm, and that is very important. So important that it should have been taken into account in the article.

  113. Windows Virus versus Open Source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There must be a problem here:

    1) The virus author(s) have failed to provide any source code.

    2) They must know something about a Closed OS such as windows.

    3) They obviously love SCO as much as the Open Source Communitity ;)

    The only thing that points to an Open Source author is that they aren't charging any fee for this virus!

  114. You must be kidding by Pac · · Score: 4, Funny

    I know it's an advertising publication, but some people read eWeek and expect some of the things in it to be true

    I wonder who exactly are those people who expect some of it to be true. I have some nice bridges in various American cities for sale and we are also handling the pre-sale of some real state in the Moon and in Mars for Nasa. So if you know anyone who believes in articles whose main source of information are Slashdot comments, please ask them to give me a call.

    1. Re:You must be kidding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would someone PLEASE start modding down the "I've got a bridge for sale" jokes. They are about as humorous as sticking your genitals in a blender.

    2. Re:You must be kidding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, you laugh because you're educated and witty... but what about the unwashed masses who take the media as gospel?

    3. Re:You must be kidding by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 1


      I have some nice bridges in various American cities for sale and we are also handling the pre-sale of some real state in the Moon and in Mars for Nasa.


      Robyn Peterson's next article will cover how technophiles, many of them Linux fans and Slashdot readers, are now attempting to sell bridges they do not own and extra-terrestrial real estate.

      SCO will attempt to gain maintenance contracts with many of the cities responsible for major bridges, claim ownership of the bridges, and then threaten legal action if Linux users do not pay a bridge resale fee.
  115. Linux Stole SCO Code by embsupafly · · Score: 1

    Check out the new website located at http://www.linuxstolescocode.com, read the page very carefully! Don't be too quick to hit your browsers back button (hint,hint!)

  116. www.linuxstolescocode.com by embsupafly · · Score: 5, Funny

    Website about Linux Stealing SCO Code, read the page very carefully, don't be too quick to hit your browsers back button (hint,hint) http://www.linuxstolescocode.com

    1. Re:www.linuxstolescocode.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tiiiired...

    2. Re:www.linuxstolescocode.com by embsupafly · · Score: 1

      What?

    3. Re:www.linuxstolescocode.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Tired", as in "the joke's been done". It's not funny anymore.

    4. Re:www.linuxstolescocode.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess if you're one of those sad people who can only laugh at a joke once, then yes. But you must live an awfully dull life, given that practically *every* joke has been made already.

      It's funny. Laugh. If you don't think it's funny, STFU and let those of us who still have senses of humour laugh.

  117. personally? by mAineAc · · Score: 0, Troll

    I think SCO did this. I think they put up the money as a front to look eager and they wrote the virus to look like they are being hurt by the big bad open source community again.

  118. And even if there wasn't bad PR... by qortra · · Score: 1

    And even if the Linux community wasn't getting a bad reputation over this, I'm still not sure there would be anything to cheer about. I mean, who really visits the SCO website anyway (other than DDOSers)?

    Maybe one or two really lonely/bored/pathetic people won't be able to get their daily scoop of SCO goodness on February first; big deal.

  119. The author is a spammer, not an anti-SCO nut by bigberk · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I think it means very little that the worm launches an attack against SCO. The primary purpose of this worm, like the Mimails that preceded it, is the wide-spread distribution of a zombie network for the purpose of propagating spam. You see, spammers hire programmers to do this coding for them (read up a bit on Mimail and spam) in order to help their spam biz. While the hired programmer was at it, he probably threw in the SCO bit for shits and giggles. Or maybe he's a younger programmer and just kind of immature. Either way, the spammers (the people commissioning the construction of the worm) don't care.

    To me this sounds like the most likely scenario -- remember that spam and viruses are linked. The SCO thing is just throwing people off track.

    1. Re:The author is a spammer, not an anti-SCO nut by khallow · · Score: 1
      Either way, the spammers (the people commissioning the construction of the worm) don't care.

      I bet after with that $250,000 reward they care now. Assuming SCO can pay it.

    2. Re:The author is a spammer, not an anti-SCO nut by bigberk · · Score: 1
      I bet after with that $250,000 reward they care now. Assuming SCO can pay it.
      I kind of doubt it. Let's say the spam company that hired the programmer gets greedy and wants to go for the 250k. Things would get pretty crazy when the programmer in question reveals the identify of the company employing him to develop viruses and other illegal software. There's blackmail involved here, then again there's no honor among thieves... man, I'd like to see the sh*t hit the fan on this front.
    3. Re:The author is a spammer, not an anti-SCO nut by khallow · · Score: 1

      Guess you're right. This looks like it's coming out of Russia. Pretty hard to track down.

  120. AMEN!! by caveat · · Score: 1

    Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by (malicious) stupidity. I got $100 says this was some u83r-1337 linux-lovng script kiddie who's all about getting those SCO bastards their due - I think it's incredibly self-important and shallow to think that somebody would go out of their way to defame the OSS movement this way.

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  121. Early? by gid13 · · Score: 1

    I can't access the SCO site (go figure), but look at this article:

    http://www.pcworld.com/news/article/0,aid,114479 ,0 0.asp

    Uh... How can SCO confirm they're experiencing a DDOS if it doesn't start til Feb. 1?

    1. Re:Early? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because they're being slashdotted.

  122. If we get Darl arrested, will SCO still pay? by dcavanaugh · · Score: 1

    Just wondering.

    SCO has at least as much motivation as anyone to launch this thing. A real geek attack on SCO would go way beyond a mere website DDOS.

    If someone is running a pump-and-dump scam, they sure don't want people talking about the facts of the case, SCO's lack of revenue, the "IP license" fiasco, "death spiral" financing, or Darl's lies. The logical solution is to create a diversion. These are desperate people. Follow the money.

  123. DDOS is SCO submission to the court of public opin by oob · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The Reichstag fire is what I thought of immediately

    Yes that's the obvious parallel and the right conclusion IMO.

    SCO's two pronged approach includes the court of public opinion in addition to the U.S. judicial system. It suits SCO and their Redmond Muppet-masters to disparage the Open Source community, which is why we see pejoratives like "Communist," "Hacker" and "Anti-American" emanating from them at every opportunity. It would suit them perfectly for each of those terms to become synonyms in the common vernacular.

    At the very best, SCO is capitalising on this Virus by offering the reward for their propaganda, knowing that it will cause headlines. At the very worst they developed this virus themselves for the same purpose. Either way SCO will come out of this looking like victim.

    Conversely, all that an independant Virus writer could hope for is a temporary interruption of SCO's Internet access.

    It's obvious who has the most to gain.

  124. Re:Did anyone even read the Symantec virus writeup by leadsling · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I got that list and laughed. Notice that it not only excludes .gov but also .mil (US military) addresses. Trying hard to avoid the feds from getting involved, maybe? But it also excludes *icrosoft and hotmail??????? NOT A TYPICAL LINUX GEEK. Sounds to me like a _icro_of_ employe_ perhaps? Or the type of person who would rip their own clothes and then go run to the teacher. "Miss Smith, Johnny grabbed me and pushed me" (said with a whiney voice) Other interesting exclusions were IBM, Berkeley, and *BSD.

  125. OSS Should offer Bounty as well! by PB8 · · Score: 1

    Miss Cleo on Groklaw and Yahoo Finance boards is advocating that the open source community band together to offer a bounty as well. She thinks making the bounty payable for information leading to the arrest would be most beneficial, since it would mean our bounty would pay before SCO's and help shore up OSS from the beating SCO intends to give Linux supporters over this.

    Can Slashdot or OSDN create a Paypal account for this?

  126. It was darl by alexborges · · Score: 1

    Now give me my money

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  127. Not a complete analysis... by caffeineHacker · · Score: 1

    Here has most of the answers you seek. It opens up a port to allow someone to hijack the system, and if the date on the system is Feb. 1 then it attacks. So it is possible SCO could recieve a few attacks from people with their dates wrong.

  128. Scene - the virus writer's parents' basement by wowbagger · · Score: 5, Funny


    Scene - the virus writer's parents' basement

    Script Kiddie #1: OK, dude, like, I got the, y'know, latest version of, like, Virus Creator, dude.

    Script Kiddie #2: Swheeet! Dude, like, run it!

    Script Kiddie #1: Fuxor! Like, I clicked on it, and, like, it didn't go!

    SK2: Dude! You have to, like, double click! Lamer!

    SK1: STFU! I know that! Fag!

    SK1: Uhhh, like, it's doing sumthing. Oh - kewl! It's like, installing stuff.

    SK2: Shweet! Man, this rox!

    Virus Creator: Virus Creator Wizard - page 1 of 5 - Do you want to install a backdoor? [yes] [no] [help]

    SK1: Shweet! Yeah, let's set up my army of zombies! Huh-huh-huh!

    Virus Creator: Virus Creator Wizard - page 2 of 5 - Do you want to install a spam relay? [yes] [no] [help]

    SK2: Dude! We can, like, make money! Do it, dude!

    Virus Creator: Virus Creator Wizard - page 3 of 5 - Do you want to install an HTTP relay ? [yes] [no] [help]

    SK1: WTF? (clicks help)

    Virus Creator: This lets us serve PR0N through your zombies - click yes and we will let you have the password to see some of it.

    SK1 and SK2 (together): DUDE! SHWEEET!

    Virus Creator: Virus Creator Wizard - page 4 of 5 - Do you want to DDOS somebody ? [yes] [no] [help]

    SK2: Yeah!

    Virus Creator: Virus Creator Wizard - DDOS setup - Who do you want to DDOS? [enter URL here]

    SK1: Who should we fuxor? School?

    SK2: DUDE! If you fuxor school how can we look at pr0n during class? (dope-smacks SK1)

    SK1: OW! Fag! OK, uhhh, dude, like, the RAII?

    SK2: YEAH! Fuxoring with our MP3s!

    Virus Creator: Virus Creator Wizard - URL "www.raii.com" not found - try again [enter URL here]

    SK2: Fuxor!

    SK1: Dude, like, what's something with less letters, man?

    SK2: SCO?

    SK1: Yeah! FUXOR JOO, SCO!

    Virus Creator: Virus Creator Wizard - page 5 of 5 - Virus ready - click here to email [ok]

    SK1 and SK2 (together): SHWEET!


    In other words, I think the DDOS against SCO is incidental to the real purpose of this virus - which is to spread spam. Like as not the choice of SCO was just because they are in the news, and to shift the blame to somebody else.

  129. One thing that doesn't jibe ... by dzym · · Score: 5, Insightful
    According to the Symantec Security Response site, MyDoom, or Novarg.A's DDoS payload isn't supposed to trigger until February 1st, at which point it runs until February 12th.

    So how is it that SCO is supposedly already feeling the effects of the DDoS from the virus?

    1. Re:One thing that doesn't jibe ... by Imperator · · Score: 1

      Not everyone's clock is set correctly. There are probably about 3 virus-infested boxes already executing the DDoS against SCO. This should actually be good news for SCO's sysadmins: those machines will also stop early.

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    2. Re:One thing that doesn't jibe ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "So how is it that SCO is supposedly already feeling the effects of the DDoS from the virus?"

      This is THE proof some Windows users aren't running NTPd.

  130. Viruses are bad...we all know it. No matter how much we hate SCO this kind of thing still isn't right. Most of us can agree on that as well. But what is so wrong about us having a little fun and joking about the situation? If people are really loading the virus to participate than that is wrong, but the majority of us here are just joking around. The world probably wouldn't even know until you columnists start whining about it. You cry about how we are just making the situation worse but it is YOU making it worse by drawing attention to it. If you don't like what people are saying that is your opinion. Hell I encourage you to post here about it, That is what /. is all about. But don't take our joking comments and write a story about us saying that we are morons. In my opinion that makes you appear to be one of them.

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  131. Angry Linux Hacker? by jgoemat · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The person that released this virus would have done it if SCO was around or not. I'm personally glad that they decided to attack SCO instead of a website that I frequent, but the extra internet traffic will hurt everyone. The news stories make this out to be an attack by a Linux user on SCO, what evidence do they have? It could just as easily be an angry investor that bought their stock at $20 and lost 1/4 their life's savings. They must have Windows computers to figure out how to write the worm and test it, so why must the author be a "Linux Hacker"?

  132. Re:DDOS is SCO submission to the court of public o by Jeremi · · Score: 1
    At the very worst they developed this virus themselves for the same purpose. Either way SCO will come out of this looking like victim.


    If the virus is traced back to SCO, they won't look like a victim... they'll look like a bunch of lying, scheming scumbags. Hm, wait...

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  133. the lower limit, show me the lower limit! by init-five · · Score: 1

    From the original SCO press release as of 1/27/04 10:12pmEST: "SCO announced that it is offering a reward of up to a total of $250,000".
    It could be as little as $.03. I'd rather see "no less than" instead of "up to". It will be a bit more honest.

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  135. Good point. by Rick+and+Roll · · Score: 1

    Good point. These types of comments are what makes Slashdot what it is. It's just a time-killer, not too different from watching the news on TV. Misinformation, ridiculous opinions, a few smart people, and a lot of stupid people.

  136. what currency? by slapout · · Score: 4, Funny

    "This SCO press release indicates that they are offering a $250,000 reward for information leading to the arrest & conviction of the MyDoom DDoS worm authors. "

    Is that 250,000 in cash or SCO stock?

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    1. Re:what currency? by VoidVector · · Score: 1

      wow, 250,000 in SCO stock would probably mean the entire company by now.

    2. Re:what currency? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'll have it in cash when SCO gets it's rightly earned money from IBM...
      Don't worry the check will be in the mail any day now....

  137. Lets just add it up... by Steamhead · · Score: 1, Funny

    357 Licenses to SCO/Unix - 256K
    Bounty on your head - 256K
    Memory in the computer you programmed this worm with - 256MB
    All the memory you /should/ ever need - 256k * 2.5
    Having every damn member of the OSS community hate you - priceless

  138. Get the money first... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lets be real here. SCO doesn't have $250K cash to pay you... its all going to lawyers.

    I advise you to get the $250K cash. It it was a check, it won't be worth the paper its written on.

  139. Don't catch him yet -- by Popageorgio · · Score: 1

    when they'll offer double the reward after MyDoom.B!

  140. Interesting.... by shoptroll · · Score: 1

    Are they going to have enough money to do that after all the court-cases? Aren't they supposed to be running out of money at some point too?

    Better hope they do well in the courts, for their sake

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  141. Re:Did anyone even read the Symantec virus writeup by TimeForGuinness · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Well I think Symantec has it wrong because Virginia Tech is getting lit up right now. I've already had 40 today. I feel bad for the others who have hundreds.

  142. Why does Microsoft always seem to get a pass? by duslow · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Afterall, it was and is their platform that continues to provide these hacker assholes a global stage for their virus creations.

  143. I think SCO wrote it by Baldrson · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Just think -- all those lawyers around SCO coming up with a ploy to play the victim. Its working quite well for lots of other groups.

  144. EWeek thinks every AC on slashdot represent Linux? by GodWasAnAlien · · Score: 1

    He should have a followup article on the Linux communities fascination with posting anal pict ures in ASCII, too.

  145. More SCO PR crud... by Supp0rtLinux · · Score: 1

    "...today confirmed that it is experiencing a distributed Denial-of-Service (DDOS) attack" ???

    Funny, www.sco.com comes up just fine for me. How are they "under a DDoS attack" that isn't supposed to happen until Feb 1st?

    The whole press release was nothing but more PR crap with wonderful quotes like

    "the SCO Group, Inc. (NASDAQ: SCOX), the owner of the UNIX(R) operating system" and "We do not know the origins or reasons for this attack, although we have our suspicions."

    It must be Linus. :) He wrote the virus and released it via the 2.6 Linux kernel. ;) Actually, the way this virus works... via fast spreading and a timebomb makes you wonder if they were reading this article

  146. Did anyone ever call John Hinckley... by Colonel+Cholling · · Score: 1

    ...a "ticked-off Jodie Foster fan"?

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    I am Sartre of the Borg. Existence is futile.
  147. I PROTEST!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not ticked-off at all!

  148. Subtle by AvengerXP · · Score: 1

    Note to the virus author

    If your best friend suddenly gets rich and says he stumbled upon a quarter million dollars, run, and run fast.

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  149. I must ask... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So is it okay then to call a pizza place and order
    10 pizzas for the SCO people and make them pay for it?

  150. Another Particularly Bad Writeup at cnn.com by bright9 · · Score: 1

    . . . can be found here: http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/internet/01/27/mydoom .spread/index.html The title? "Experts: Vicious worm 'Linux war' weapon" My suggestion is to use CNN's feedback system and let them know what real "Linux-fans" think.

  151. "Show others this notice" ... I don't think so by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mr. Perens, I greatly appreciate your work and contribution to software, and I hope you take this as constructive criticsm...

    We can't show this to others. This notice is for OSS nerds, not for public consumption: You correctly point out that this virus is not supported by the community, but then you go on and talk about how wrong SCO is etc. That's not good. You're mixing two separate issues, sending the wrong message to the public.

    If this virus is not related to the community, then there is no reason to use it as yet another avenue for bashing SCO. If we are to take "the high road" we better leave it to the courts to decide if SCO is comitting "fraud," or has a "stock-kiting scheme."

    IMHO, the message should be clear and simple:

    This virus was not written by, nor is it supported by the OSS community in any way. In fact, the OSS community is totally against such actions and spends a lot of effort in making the internet safer from these tactics. As far as the legal procedings related to SCO, we trust that the judicial system will address them fairly, and we offer our full cooperation to both sides as necessary. End of story.

  152. An Open Letter to the Virus Author: STOP NOW!! by borgheron · · Score: 0

    Although there is no evidence that you're a Linux user, by doing this you're giving the Linux community a bad name. Please stop this foolish and childish attack. Open Source and Free Software are a force for good and you're not helping people to see that that by doing this.

    Please remember the following.

    1) No one likes or respects you for this.

    2) It's illegal.

    3) It harms GNU/Linux's image as the good guy against SCO's obviously bogus case.

    4) It makes the community look bad even though 99.999999% of us aren't foolish enough to engage in something like this.

    In short you're accomplishing nothing by doing this.

    SCO will pay for what it's done (either in fines or with jail time), by LAWFUL means. I urge you to stop the attack by whatever means NOW.

    GJC

    --
    Gregory Casamento
    ## Chief Maintainer for GNUstep
    1. Re:An Open Letter to the Virus Author: STOP NOW!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >1) No one likes or respects you for this.

      Speak for yourself. I note that nothing points the sharp fingernail of attention at windows security issues quite like a round of email viruses that make it around the world.

      >2) It's illegal.

      Perhaps it is illegal where you live. Perhaps the author lives somewhere else. Possibly some place where it is illegal for a foreign party to place a bounty on the arrest of an unknown individual?

    2. Re:An Open Letter to the Virus Author: STOP NOW!! by borgheron · · Score: 1

      > Speak for yourself. I note that nothing points the
      > sharp fingernail of attention at windows security
      > issues quite like a round of email viruses that
      > make it around the world.

      This isn't about Windows security. It's about someone exploiting Windows security issues to perform attacks.

      > Perhaps it is illegal where you live. Perhaps
      > the author lives somewhere else. Possibly some
      > place where it is illegal for a foreign party to
      > place a bounty on the arrest of an unknown
      > individual?

      The attack is occuring against a company based in the US, United States jurisdiction applies. Period.

      While I don't think SCO has a chance in hell, I denouce these types of tactics being used against anyone in any situation.

      GJC

      --
      Gregory Casamento
      ## Chief Maintainer for GNUstep
  153. Why are they whining ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SCO web site did not collect such amount of hits in the last 10 years. I have a theory. They wrote the thing the get in the news. Currently those are the only ways they have to be in the news since as a technology company, they're not only dead, bu they start to stink.

  154. DDOS? by jgoemat · · Score: 4, Funny

    I take offense to the term DDOS (Distributed Denial Of Service). I don't know how you could describe SCO as providing any kind of Service.

    1. Re:DDOS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mod this up! lol.

  155. Fsck the establishment! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Screw'em! I wonder how many folks came out against the Boston Tea Party for the same reasons! Things have run amuck in the good ole USA. Redemption comes at a price of blood and fire -- and DDoS!

  156. Idiots like that eWeek guy simply foment the same by Assmasher · · Score: 0

    ...stupidity that idiot posters on Slashdot do. This is a GREAT website and, quite obviously, garnering a reputation for being a *nix punk site.

    Sadly, I can't help but think that people like Rob Limo and even the Cmdr himself give fertile ground to such idiocy through their unmitigating and constant presentation of all things M$ as inherently evil even though other companies (such as the 'giving OS products for free to schools' from earlier today) have done and continue to do the same things.

    Let's keep Linux above the immorality and un-ethical behavior of other OSes and companies because the community that is Linux is beginning to get a bad name... God knows Linux is so much better in most cases that the facts are all one needs ;).

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    Loading...
  157. Re:DDOS is SCO submission to the court of public o by El · · Score: 4, Funny

    It suits SCO and their Redmond Muppet-masters... That's an insult to Jim Henson! Heck, that's even an insult to Frank Oz! Please refer to them as "Nefarious puppet-masters" in the future; it conjures up more of an image of Bill Gates with his hand up Darl's... er... back.

    --

    "Freedom means freedom for everybody" -- Dick Cheney

  158. SCO would just claim IP rights to information by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

    After giving SCO information, the informant would just be issued a summons to appear in a civil proceeding, alleging that he infringed upon SCO's intellectual property.

    SCO will claim that they used "information" when putting out the request for information, and therefore hold the copyright on "information." Since the guy gave them "information", he's guilty of copyright infringement.

    Microsoft will step in and patent "information" and claim that they were using it long before SCO was.

    The open source community will get pissed and say that information is public domain and freely available to everyone. The government will disagree and say that it controls all information.

    Then, a creature will destroy the Spirit rover and the discovery of life on Mars will make everyone forget about information altogether.

  159. Free speech and preachy ./ stories by caitsith01 · · Score: 0

    I can't help but notice the preachy, almost soviet-style editorialising in the two ./ stories about this worm I've seen so far. I have also read Mr. Perens letter to the community, which contained some good points but nonetheless basically requests that noone praise this attack.

    Look, if you support free speech, including SCO's, then you must also support the freedom of people here on ./ to say "it couldn't have happened to a more deserving bunch of total *&^$ing #$%^s." This whole 'let's not say anything positive about this to protect ourselves from the ignorance of the masses' stance is just as bad as any other form of censorship.

    In fact, I almost think I detect the unpleasant stink of... yes... it is... spin! PR! Image management! Media manipulation! Once we get into that game (i.e. modifying/suppressing the truth to support our own agenda) then we may as well just run for President and get it over with, because we're on the slippery slope.

    So let's not deny, suppress or otherwise fuck around with the truth. Worms are annoying. SCO is bad. Many people here are happy that, if anyone was going to be hit by an unpleasant DDOS attack, it was SCO. Eat it, Darl McBride, and may it last a good few weeks.

    --
    Read Pynchon.
    1. Re:Free speech and preachy ./ stories by stealth.c · · Score: 1

      Encouraging people to exercise self-control and consideration for the repercussions of their actions is NOT the same thing as censorship. It's a world of spin and media manipulation, unfortunately. Guarding our mouths is a way to protect the community from that. Of course, if you still feel like saying things which you KNOW will cause indirect harm to others or perhaps your own ideals, that's your right and no one should take it from you.

  160. No fucking kidding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unfortunately, with columns like this one blaming the worm on "some ticked-off Linux fan", it needs to be said.

    Hmm. what other assumption did you want them to make?

  161. Re:Dear Bruce Perens by El · · Score: 3, Funny

    What Linux user would admit to being enough of an expert at Windows to write a virus for it? It's a little outside of most Open Source Contributor's area of expertise, isn't it?

    --

    "Freedom means freedom for everybody" -- Dick Cheney

  162. We did it! by jgoemat · · Score: 1

    We crossed the point where posts from Slashdot are news themselves! Pretty soon cnn will be nothing but a filter on Slashdot stories.

  163. A real attack on SCO... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    A real geek attack on SCO would go way beyond a mere website DDOS.

    No kidding. A real attack on SCO would spread Darl's email and SCO's source code all over the internet.

    1. Re:A real attack on SCO... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Has there ever been one of these things that takes each message in each folder and then sends it to every recipient it finds? It would be funny if one of these damn things could do some REAL damage. Like spilling the beans on the sort of thing that could end a political career with prison, or blow a corporate merger.

    2. Re:A real attack on SCO... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It might be even worse if the virus ran slowly and instead of mass-mailing the entire body of messages to everyone, it could weakly encrypt each message into what looks like plain text spam and post it to Usenet. After about a year of this, the virus writer leaks a decryption tool that lets everyone go fishing through Google Groups. Notice that the viruses that get detected and cleaned are those with a noticeable payload. I wonder how many "quiet" viruses are running undetected.

  164. The real print... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The reward will be handed out as 350 prepaid SCO Unix licenses. But you better hurry, because after Feb 1, due to the price increase, you'll only get 175 licenses." ... OK Feb 10... 20 ... Mar 1? ... OK 700 licenses before Apr 1 ... Each with a nice picture of Darly ...

  165. Re:SCO Should die by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are either
    A) A troll, and lying.
    B) Stupid, for not posting anonymously, or
    C) Stupid, for not taking the $250,000

    If I knew who was doing this, I would rat them out, so I could get the cash...maybe I'm just a greedy asshole.

  166. Or better yet... by jmkaza · · Score: 1

    Hunter - "So I found the guy, you need to pay me."
    SCO - "Great who is he."
    Hunter - "I can't tell you who the infringing person is, but you have to pay me anyway."
    SCO - "Why would we pay you if you won't tell us who's infringing."
    Hunter - "ditto"

  167. Always DDOS by lukior · · Score: 1

    It seems that every time there is a story on slashdot linking to SCO they are suffering a DDOS attack. I can never seem to get through.

    --
    I would like to salute the ashes of american flags, and all the fallen leaves filling up shopping bags.
  168. Small comfort by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    SCO and their Redmond Muppet-masters

    Well, at least Darl & co have hand up their asses.

    AND Bill's getting his hand dirty!

    See, think positive...

    --

    You can't take the sky from me...

  169. Not necessarily a Linux fan by Dagmar+d'Surreal · · Score: 1

    You don't have to be a fan of either Linux or open-source software to have contempt for SCO's legal actions. For all we know it could have just been someone looking to test out their new multi-platform exploit, using SCO as a convenient target, since they seem to be behaving as if they are immune to the repercussions of their actions.

    I mean, this is the Internet we're talking about. Kooks and hotheads abound here. It was only a matter of time before someone up and decided to take hostile action against such a morally bankrupt company.

  170. SCO? by firstadopter.com · · Score: 1

    I really don't get why SCO is doing this? It's like the kid being picked on saying, I'm going to find the kid who hit me in the head!!!

  171. I wish companies like SCO and MS by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    would spend the money on their products and make it better. But I guess this will have to do until they both decide to do so.

    --
    I prefer the "u" in honour as it seems to be missing these days.
  172. In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    O. J. Simpson has offered an award for information leading to the arrest of the real killer of Nicole & Ron!

  173. SO WHAT? by Ricin · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Shun it, ignore it, cheer at it, but don't ever apologise for it unless perhaps if you created it. Submissive, misguided fools.

    1. Re:SO WHAT? by Weaselmancer · · Score: 1

      Bingo! Well spoken. It's a windows virus, targeted at SCO. Neither is a part of my universe.

      Weaselmancer

      --
      Weaselmancer
      rediculous.
  174. What's Microsoft up to? by HellKnite · · Score: 1

    While Bruce raises a good point, and none of us in the open source community should be praising the attack on SCO's systems, it is stated that this attack does more harm to the internet as a whole than it does to the SCO as an entity. So let's think about that for a second - if we're worried about the internet as a whole, shouldn't we be more concerned with the root cause of this - Windows? It's Windows systems that are being infected and distributing the worm, as well as performing the attack on the SCO website.

    I suspect someone in the Microsoft PR department is wiping the sweat off their forehead. While it's truly all their systems which are at fault, nobody seems to notice. Let's hear it for Windows Security!

  175. It needs to be said? by Xoid629 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Unfortunately, with columns like this one blaming the worm on "some ticked-off Linux fan", it needs to be said.

    Should we really be so sure of anything at this point? If you read both Perens' letter and the eWeek article, they say almost exactly the same thing about the Linux community. The difference is that Perens jumps to the conclusion that the worm was designed to discredit the community, while the eWeek reporter jumps to the conclusion that some zealot made it. Neither opinion is any more provable at this point.

    It is certainly quite possible that the zealot idea is wrong, but no one really knows yet. If 'we', the community, make statments which turn out to be false, that also reflects badly on us.

  176. I don't know about you... by dacarr · · Score: 1

    ...but if I find the moron who does this (yeah, right), I plan on paying off a few bills and giving the remainder to the ODSL defense fund.

    --
    This sig no verb.
  177. This all sounds vaguely familiar... by One+Louder · · Score: 1

    Perhaps Darl can join OJ Simpson on the golf course to look for the "real" virus writer.

  178. my take by focitrixilous+P · · Score: 1

    Okay, maybe this is completely off the wall, but does anyone see a relationship between SCO and Gollum? Nobody likes either of them, the once held power but lost it, and now they are resorting to foul play to get it back. Now SCO must resort to being tricksy to reclaim their precious business model. It would be just to slay them, yet pity should stay our hand. Many that live desereve to die, but many who die should have lived. In the end, SCO will fall into the fires of Mount Doom, but they may yet have some small part to play in the tale of linux.

    --
    SAILING MISHAP
  179. To reverse the damage of the DDOS attack by BB · · Score: 1, Interesting
    We need to:
    1. If at all possible, quickly create a worm that will undo this damage. Issue a press release showing the level of effort made by some to stop the DDOS attack.
    2. Post instructions on how to minimize the SCO DDOS attack. A HOWTO may be appropriate.
    3. Issue a press release signed by Linus, RMS, Bruce Perens, et al, condemming the attempt to discredit the community.
  180. Reichstag fire? Not likely. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As much as I would like to see this SCO thing finished for good (with Darl in jail), I can not see any justification for blaming this on SCO.

    Why would he go to the trouble of creating a worm when additional lies will do? After all he shows no end to the limits of his imagination, and has shown that he prefers to litigate rather than create.

    Hell, does SCO even have developers any more?

    Be realistic, just as there are millions of "nice guy" linux users who use the OS for the right reasons, there is a significant portion that want to use linux to destroy, steal, cheat, whatever.

    So I hope you aren't serious in your attempt to lay the blame for this at SCO's feet. Your letter shows either an incredible naivete on your part, or an unwillingness to face reality.

    Just an AC's opinion, typically worthless.

    John Waalkes

  181. Just wait until Robyn Peterson finds out via /. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that *BSD is dying... ;)

  182. Cool! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The press release gives email and phone contacts for SCO! Not that I'd actually recommend anybody emailing or calling them just to say "Ha-hah!" in their best Nelson (from the Simpsons) imitation voice... but some people might anyway.

  183. Is the enemy of my enemy, my friend? by cgenman · · Score: 1

    If a man is kicked repeatedly by another man, should he enjoy it when his aggressor is kicked by a third?

    Is the suffering of an evil, a good?

    Does the death of a hated friend end the friendship, or the hate?

  184. Reason for the bounty: to smear Linux by konmaskisin · · Score: 1

    they will demonstrate that the user once used Linux and that the attack is anti-American, communist and terrorist Linux IPR destroyers who are at the root of all problems ....

    The *real* cause of the problem is Microsoft but ...

  185. I think this confirms it. by Blue+Eagle+26 · · Score: 0

    I think this offer pretty much confirms the rumor that SCO released the worm itself. Why else would the be so ready and willing to offer such a huge chunk of their cash reserves for a simple DDOS attack?

  186. Re:Dear Bruce Perens by krmt · · Score: 1

    Maybe, but he is, quite literally the guy who defined Free Software in concrete terms, and in addition codified the way in which we as a community are bound to each other. He's obviously thought long and hard about the issues surrounding this community, and he was doing it before the vast majority of us. That means his voice rightfully carries a lot of weight.

    --

    "I may not have morals, but I have standards."

  187. SCO will never have to pay! by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 1
    [tinfoil hat]

    Of course, SCO knows full well that they will never have to pay it, since they commisioned the virus from one (only?) of their developers.

    [/tinfoil hat]

    Seriously, this is just more from the SCO FUD machine, in light of their inability to supply IBM with the documents as directed by the Court. Look for this to become an excuse at the next hearing as to why they still can't come up with the goods.

    --
    "Who are in control, they are not in control of anything - they don't even control themselves!" - Glen Beck
  188. $250,000 Woolongs huh? by SpikeSpiegal · · Score: 1

    Well, it beats eating noodles.

    Ed search for him, and contact me in the swordfish.

  189. "Apparently" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    From the article at eweek ...

    Editor's note: A word in this column has been modified to emphasize that a connection between anti-SCO sentiment by the Linux community and the MyDoom attack has not been proved.

    Hoorah for editorial conscience. Take notes, Slashdot.

  190. DDoS of SCO is justified by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the good old days before everyone started whining to the Internet cops, people used to clean up their own messes on the Internet. If that meant giving someone the old Usenet Death Penalty or blackholing them then so be it. SCO has proven they're assholes so they need to be DDoS'd off the Internet.

  191. Technically by Pac · · Score: 1

    It was not a "bridge for sale" joke but a "journalist taking Slashdot's comments at face value" joke. Anyway you are right, I could have easily (and on topically) avoided the cliche by offering "SCO Linux licenses" instead of bridges...

  192. Microsoft files lawsuit against SCO by Jacob0531 · · Score: 1

    Bounty offering is their innovation!

  193. Re:Did anyone even read the Symantec virus writeup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    From looking at Symantec's list of strings the worm ignores (look in "additional info" a little below "removal instructions"), it looks like it doesn't ignore all .edu sites but only a specific subset of them:
    • berkeley
    • mit.e
    • isi.e
    • tanford.e
    • utgers.ed

    The rest are fair game.
  194. Methinks thou doth protest too much by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    *wink*

  195. How long until..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How long until SCO starts sueing the individuals whose computers are infected with the virus?

  196. So? by pantycrickets · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, with columns like this one blaming the worm on "some ticked-off Linux fan", it needs to be said.

    So, I wonder if this person thinks it wasn't some ticked off Linux fan. I don't mean this as a troll, or flamebait.. but seriously, do you think some kid somewhere just up and decided to attack SCO cause they're a high-profile target? Not likely.

  197. That's sad. by Trillan · · Score: 1

    It's only 358 licenses. They'll probably get more sales than that out of the round of publicity.

  198. SCO & MS wrote this worm !!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The only people who could gain from this is SCO and MS.
    Think for a second what would linux gain from this than just
    discredit for them selves where as MS and SCO gains a lot.

    SCO is loosing their battle on linux fud war. MS is loosing badly to linux in server and desktop

  199. Can I play w/o the virus? by cornjones · · Score: 1

    Hmmmm.... Not dumb enough to get the virus but I would still like to do my part. Should I just hammer at sco.com starting on Feb 1?

    kidding!

  200. mod parent up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i always love a good comedy.

  201. Send Robyn some more emails... by optisonic · · Score: 1

    I sent Robyn this email. I figured witty slander would be funny but not as helpful as trying to point misguided efforts in a reasonable direction. My brain is tired after a long day at work so it is no work of art but I didnt want to shy away from sending something that I feel somewhat strongly about.

    Cheers,
    -BJ

    Hi Robyn,

    I read your article regarding Slashdot and /. user opinions regarding SCO.

    It is quite obvious that there was little to report and therefore published what might be more sensational, yet almost completely insignificant findings.

    If your dream in life is to do a great job as a reporter, I strongly encourage you to pursue significant truth as opposed to what appears to be propoganda-like article conjuration.

    Based on the article tone, I would even guess you are friends with someone at SCO or have a common interest in attacking communities that disagree with the nature of SCO's IP "management".

    If you are interested in reporting about "underground" technology, I can easily think of a dozen untouched subjects that could have a devestating impact on the security and reliability of the Internet. In exchange for a story that fairly reports the nature of Slashdot (not all good yet not all bad either), I will provide you with information that I am confident you will find desirable.

    Kindest,
    -BJ

  202. Re:WHO NEEDS 50%? LICKING ASS IS BETTER. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Ah Ghostse, nice to see you again. Bring us another one of your fine Ghostse trolls. Of course you'll need to replace goatse.cx with goat.cx.

  203. The Usual Suspects by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I'd like to preface this whole post with agreeing that it very well could be a single Linux fan launching this attack for the very obvious reason of attacking SCO. Having said that, I have to take issue with some of the conclusions made to support the likelihood of this being the most likely possibility.


    Since this virus is really just meant to hurt SCO, it's either someone who wants to discredit the OS movement or some single child-minded linux fan.


    Are you sure the virus is just meant to hurt SCO? Note that like previous variations of this virus, it installs a back door (specifically the ability to execute supplied code and port forwarding). This same functionality has been used by spammers in the past (and indeed, the DoS portions of previous versions have targeted anti-spam sites).


    I'd bet on the latter, simply because there's not that many "linux-haters" that are individuals and child-ish.


    As the saying goes, "you must be new here." The Linux fanbase is not alone in its share of zealots and childish behavior.


    A company like MS, as dirty as they can be, I don't believe would engage in this kind of criminal behavior.


    Who said anything about MS? Bruce's comments mentioned SCO. And spammers. That's it.


    Basically, virii are written by individuals for the most part, and I don't think an individual has much to gain from attacking OSS.


    Google for "gobbles". There are plenty of folks who would love to take a swipe at Open Source (or specific groups under that banner). And why not. They're just as tempting a target as anything else that gains notoriety. After all, what would an individual gain from attacking... say... Microsoft?


    In all likelihood, it *was* some ticked-off kid. Get ready for more blurring the lines of linux=illegal hacking=evil subculture=virii makers type articles and opinions.


    You're on the money on that last bit. This will hand SCO more ammo to fling at the OSS community. And SCO will undoubtedly do their best to get it in the press and in front of Congress (which in turn is fodder for the unlikely possibility that this is SCO's own doing - they'll skuttle their own company for a buck, why not their own site?).

    So what if this is not the work of a ticked off kid? Who would do this?

    Again - this is a variant of previous malware. It is possible that someone got mad and just did the basic changes needed to vent their frustration. Or it could be from the same source as other recent attacks. And that source is undoubtedly some part of the spammer "industry" / community.

    So why attack SCO? Bruce touched on one possibility - discredit a community that's been working hard to make spammers' operations difficult to maintain. Others have suggested it is an attempt to distract people from the virus' real intention - providing another fleet of zombie proxy machines. I've toyed with the idea that attacking SCO may appeal to the very ones who are usually cleaning up malware and the virus author hopes that these individuals would just let this one slip by.

    In short, there are plenty of possibilities. And while the lone malcontent is still a very valid one, it is by no means the only likely candidate.
    1. Re:The Usual Suspects by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A company like MS, as dirty as they can be, I don't believe would engage in this kind of criminal behavior.

      Who said anything about MS? Bruce's comments mentioned SCO. And spammers. That's it.


      You know, you are absolutely right. Bruce didn't mention it but it was obviously on the writer's mind. So the writer himself puts the lie to his own statement. He certainly does believe that MS would engage in this kind of criminal behavior.

  204. ENOUGH! by tacocat · · Score: 1

    I seriously can't believe that there is anyone in this community who would be so immature as to consider this script kiddie anything but an internet terrorist. Sure, we all love to hate SCO but get real. SCO's a joke and we know it. Continuing to bad-mouth this already dead company is embarrassing.

    As for the script kiddie. I don't care what the outcome is of his actions. He's a script kiddie and should be beaten severely, no exceptions for them.

    It's an embarrassment to the OSS community that there is any perceived or real connection between Open Source and script kiddies. I was pissed to read on CNN that this action was considered to be executed by Linux Zealots.

    The work that is done by Open Source software, FSF, OSDL, et al is something to be proud of because it is not only quality work, but work that is based on some pretty decent moral foundations. To make any jesture of congratulations or even acknowledgement towards this kind of behaviour erodes against all the ground that has been gained over the years.

    We do not have millions of dollars available for a spin-doctoring campaign or damage control PR, but there are many who don't like OSS who do have millions to spend. Don't give them any ammunition to work with.

    1. Re:ENOUGH! by cpghost · · Score: 1

      Why should the Open Source community be afraid of this? We're not competing in this area.

      We're not PR hungry, and we don't need the good will of mis-informed journalists, management or politics. We're writing _and_ using Open Source, because we like it, because it is superior, and because it gives us a sense of community that pays off all efforts that we put in it.

      The only people who would be afraid of bad publicity, like what's happening now, are the commercial outfits that depend on Linux and who make $$$ by selling Linux(-services) to the enterprise. These outfits aren't doing their homework, which consists of paying PR representatives who would lobby journalists and politicians in favor of our movement. Those companies are all too happy to make money from Linux, but are they willing to help defend its image in the general public? With real money? Nope, thought so...

      Mod me down for this, but I'm really disappointed with the lack of support from within the (commercial) Open Source community. The attacks from SCO, Microsoft etc... are not really surprising, nor are they relevant to the existance and survival of Open Source. We are just not yet mature enough to conduct a full-scale PR campaign in our favor, that would, once and for all, help stamp out all this FUD that the other side is all too happy to spread. Or, to put it differently: We're not even trying to defend ourselves!

      --
      cpghost at Cordula's Web.
  205. Re:Dear Bruce Perens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the funny part is that it is OBVIOUS that a linux user did not write it.

    a linux user would NEVER go near Visual Basic... even if it meant to save his/her life. This is a outlook script virus written in VB.

    It's a script kiddie that runs windows that wrote it.

    just grab a copy and look into it, it aint no linux virus, it's a lame modification of previous outlook worms.,

  206. Listen, dipshit, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    there are people called "TROLLS" that post whatever crap they can to get a reaction. You likely have been trolled. Plus, Slashdot is the LAST place you should look for good tech discussion. It's a geek wankery site, nothing more.

  207. Ok, DDos'ing SCO is one thing by BoneFlower · · Score: 1

    But come on, DDos'ing one of our own? Who has a beef with Bruce? Own up to it now and the beating will only be very painful rather than extremely painful.

  208. Sad... by Majestix · · Score: 0, Redundant

    While others have said what i'm going to say and my posting will amount to little more than a drop of water in a river...

    Cheering on the writer of this virus just makes us all look bad. And gives SCO ammunition (whether real or imagined) to press its case.

    This is very bad timing considering SCO's lobbying of Congress. All we need is for Congress to have this virus and SCO's inflamatory words in mind at the same time, to cause the Open Source movement headaches.

    I hope someone catches the childish bastard(s) that wrote this virus. Never mind SCO's childish antics. It doesn't help that someone stooped to their level (or lower).

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    1. Re:Sad... by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      >And gives SCO ammunition (whether real or
      >imagined) to press its case.

      We WANT SCO to press their case! If they drop the case now, there remains some shred of credibility to their claims. They need to pump the stock price up to $200 on their lies. Then the trial needs to happen, and not only be found against SCO, but also to lead to racketeering and perjury charges agains the execs, in additon to securities fraud, and also disbarrment of Boies and any partners in his law firm who were parties to this case.

      If they drop the case now, they will not only spin the whole thing as a victory, but the financial press will buy it lock, stock and barrel, investors will pour money into the company, and there will remain a credible cloud of doubt as to the licensure on the linux kernel.

      SCO has no case. But they have thus far avoided making demonstrably false statements under oath. And they seem to have avoided violating any laws regarding publicly traded stock. But from the start, they have certainly made it appear as if that's where they are headed. I say give 'em the rope.

      Nobody gives a shit about any email virus.

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  209. YHBT. HTH. FOAD. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it pains me to see so many people in the community cheering on the attacks

    A lot of these people are FUCKING TROLLS you fucking idiot.

  210. Re:DDOS is SCO submission to the court of public o by Bombcar · · Score: 2, Funny

    Nefarious puppet-masters

    Or, if we still don't like Metallica, we can call them "Nefarious Master....Master.....Master of puppets!"

  211. I'd like to see that... by JRHelgeson · · Score: 1

    I can see it now; the $250,000 reward will be paid out to the informant in Linux licenses in the form of coupons for your choice of linux distribution...

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  212. What's silly is... by gmac63 · · Score: 1

    ... SCO probably doesn't even have $250K spare to its name.

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  213. I hope I get a copy of it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll change it to DDOS /.

  214. Re:Dear Bruce Perens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Linux user != Community member per definition. How is that defined anyway?

    Linux user == just that, a Linux user. A person.
    Just like a Windows user is just that, a person who uses Windows.

    I'm so sick of this guilty by association fallacy BULL!

  215. Re:My wish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thank goodness for the parent poster. A civilized religious person! Good sir, perhaps you can help me with a religious question. I am a homosexual, like most on this site. I am involved with a wonderful man who happens to be Jewish, as so many homosexuals are. My problem is this: my favorite sexual activity involves having strips of ham put into my cum-drenched anus, whereupon my partner consumes them. Us "ham eaters" jokingly refer to this as the "Anal Cobb Salad". Aren't we wacky? At any rate, my Jewish partner refuses to consume the ham, he claims it's against his religion. Can you give me some guidance on how we can reconcile our disparate points of view? You seem like a nice person, I'm hoping you can help.

  216. MOD PARENT UP +1 Insightful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You hit the nail right on the head. McBride is the Hitler of the Information age. Like the Nazis, SCO is trying to use the scoundrels amoung us who would turn on their bothers to save their own neck.

    Just like the Jews, the OSS community is being feed into the digital gas chamber.
    Its time to take a stand before its too late! Never again!

    1. Re:MOD PARENT UP +1 Insightful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *chomp*
      WTF! don't compare the leader of an attack on a piece of mere software with the leader of a ruthless reigime that caused the horrible prosecution and death of millions of people.

    2. Re:MOD PARENT UP +1 Insightful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you think Hitler woke up one morning and started the holocaust? You have watch for the predictive patterns right now... It'll be too late after the fact.

  217. It is I.... Dick Turb0 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wrote the code of which you speak!

    Dick Turb0 l0ves SC0

  218. If a Linux company wanted good PR right now... by EdMcMan · · Score: 1

    They should add a bounty too! What better way to say the Linux community treats such DoS'ing lamers as outcasts?

    Also, doesn't $250K sound a little steep for SCO? Aren't they seriously running out of money?

    1. Re:If a Linux company wanted good PR right now... by cpghost · · Score: 1

      Why should a Linux business help fund Microsoft by offering a bounty to catch a _Windows_ virus writer? That's Microsoft's business after all. And they (Microsoft) have enough cash to even catch Bin Laden, if they really wanted to.

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  219. Cash or Stock? by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

    One would be motiviating... the other, not...

  220. What if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What if the author is in a country where it isn't illegal do do what he did? Further, what if it turns out that putting a bounty on such a false arrest *is* a crime in that country? Wouldn't it be cool if SCO inadvertently created an international crisis?

  221. My feedback to CNN by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

    In response to the viciously incriminating story at http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/internet/01/27/mydoom .spread/index.html

    in which they imply that this must've been an act of Linux Fans that are frustrated with SCO and Microsoft. I would encourage all of you to give CNN editorial feedback on this story as well. Text of my feedback follows....

    I'd like to comment on the sheer journalistic irresponsibility of this article. The article implies that this worm must have been authored by a Linux fan, just because it attacks SCO and the Windows operating system. The fact of the matter is, SCO has many enemies and there's no evidence suggesting that the Linux Community had anything to do with this. There isn't a Linux Advocate in existence that would condone this act of terrorism, myself included.

    Second, the fact that the work exploits Windows is immaterial. Windows is an insecure operating system with security holes large enough to fly an MD-11 through, and the exploits in Outlook are so well-known and have gone unrepaired for so long, that the methods used are practically CS 101 level reading at just about any educational institution.

    This is just one more example of how CNN continuously fails to verify its facts before running a story, and also of its incredible bias. Journalism is supposed to be neutral reporting of the FACTS, not of some authors biased opinion of what he or she THINKS.

  222. Just keep it off the net??? by CSG_SurferDude · · Score: 1

    Does that mean I have to take these pictures off my web site now?

    It's funny, laugh....

  223. Open Source Virus Code by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the writer of the worm is such a linux fan that some of the articles present, why doesn't the worm spread leaving it's source code behind including the GPL? :-)

  224. India? by KaeloDest · · Score: 1

    Maybe SCO outsourced it to india...

    After that 'other DDoS' -Transparent and blatant LIE. What could be next. Really makes me sad, but then again I use MacOS

    At this point shouldn't you?

    If I turn myself in am I ANY less culpable than them

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  225. Could it be SCO funded? by DingoBueno · · Score: 1

    This'll probably be redudant, but if it were to come out that this worm was SCO funded, my heart wouldn't exactly stop. They've done similar, less drastic things to discredit the community and portray FOSS developers as evildoers. Wouldn't it be all that much more fulfilling if it were the case?

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  226. MyDoom remailer..... by Alien_Phreak · · Score: 1

    Sorry if this is a bit off topic. But how exactly is this worm spreading through email, is it AGAIN an outlook issue, or does it affect all email clients? Alien.

  227. No its not down.. by Mr2cents · · Score: 1

    I just checked it, sco.com is up! I even hit refresh a couple of times to make sure (and to increase the load of course..). There's nothing illegal about us all visiting that site repeatedly, is there? It's called civil inobedience, IIRC.

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    1. Re:No its not down.. by interiot · · Score: 1
      Further analysis of the worm has shown that it's only designed to DDOS sco.com between February 1st and February 12th. Note that Netcraft has logged sporadic problems on SCO's connection, presumably due to individual computers having their clocks set incorrectly.

      But as Perens said... it's not a good thing that the worm still has a good chance of knocking SCO.com down for a while.

  228. If you were a virus writer by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Would you turn in one of your, uh, colleagues?

    Which would prevail, the promise of $250,000, or the certainty of ostracism or worse from your fellow virus writers?

    I admit I don't understand how virus writers think, but they don't seem to be particularly money-driven. On the other hand $250,000 will buy a lot of computer equipment and junk food.

    Very curious about people's opinions and observations. Post anon if you need to.

  229. Oh, the irony by Dracos · · Score: 2, Funny

    Let's hope whoever does catch the authors, and collects the bounty, dontates the money to the SCO Defense Fund

  230. I could really use $250,000... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...all the linux licences I could buy with that... almost enough to pay for this room...

  231. Did you think before posting that drivel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I got $100 says this was some u83r-1337 linux-lovng script kiddie who's all about getting those SCO bastards their due

    Hmm...who also seems to know how to code a Virus/Worm. Doesn't sound like a script-kiddie to me. This person coded the virus/worm for the Win32 platform. Sounds like this person also had experience coding for Win32 also. I call BS on your statements. Would some u83r-1337 linux-lovng script kiddie be able to or be motivated enough to install Windows (heaven forbid), install proprietary compilers (MS Studio, VC++, VB, etc, or similar), etc and go to the effort of coding and testing this virus? Script kiddie? Linux lover?

  232. Linux community NOT behind this worm by mabu · · Score: 1

    Let's get something straight: it's unlikely anyone in the open-source community is behind this worm. It's more likely this is the work of a spammer cashing in on the discord between these warring factions.

    Then again I could be wrong. This could be a big scheme by Bill Gates to collect e-mail addresses, after which he's going to pay everyone who clicks on the attachment $100.

  233. does slashdotting count as DOS ? by ehack · · Score: 1

    is each site linking to the SCO release gonna get hit for copyright infringement, or only for conspiring to a DOS attack ?

    in any case, slashdot by itself is a nice DOS, pity it doesn't last.

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  234. Every linux user should be ticked off. by jeoin · · Score: 1

    I don't have any links.

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  235. a ticked off linux fan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A ticked off linux fan may indeed be motivated to write such a virus. No one should implicate a FOSS fan just yet, but no one should play dumb - that doesn't exactly play to the FOSS's movement's credibility either.

    A motive theory:

    This thing apparently has a back door. What better way to spread a virus, than to make it a virus that many people might *want to get*?! "It attacks SCO? Cool!" So some sysadmins don't get their virus definitions updated quite as quickly. Etc.

    So maybe the SCO attack is just a ruse for rubes. Rubes who are allowing back doors to be installed on their computers, or on computers they should have protected better. So maybe there will be a phase two.

    Just a random thought.

  236. Well what if... by mcnut · · Score: 1

    the virus writer turns himself in? does that mean he gets 250k? or maybe... instead of going after him... SCO will.. HIRE HIM! They'll just call the 250k a sign on bonus.

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  237. mind your manners by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think Parens sounds a bit defensive. He is publicly reminding all of us to watch our manners, like he doesn't really believe we can be trusted. Maybe he is worried that one of "us" did it. Whatever. Don't tell me what to cheer on. Daryl McBride has tried to extort money from me. He has lied about me and my colleagues. He has said, in effect, "I don't give a damn what any of those Linux people think about me." If one chooses to deliberately step beyond the bounds of ethical and legal norms the way McBride has, then what kind of treatment does one expect in return? Gratitude?

    I don't care who wrote this worm. McBride's stupid reward and the silly trade press aren't going to get me to care either. Here's how it works in the real world: If someone turns himself into my enemy, and takes many steps to hurt me, I am not going to be too upset when some minor misfortune befalls him. So what? That is all that the glee expressed on Slashdot amounts to. That is not the same thing as saying the worm is a good thing. Get over it.

  238. Man by geekoid · · Score: 1

    I'd love to mod you to -1 karma whore, just for the laugh! ;)

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  239. Thank You! by bogie · · Score: 1

    This has NOTHING to do with Linux or OSS and I'm so sick and fucking tired of people trying to say "don't cheer this type of behavior on" or "this makes linux look bad". Shut the hell up! Stop being so freaking concerned with Image and worrying about Linux uptake. I could give a crap if Eweek, CNN, Fox news and every other jackass of a moron tech "journalist" says a Linux hacker did this. So what? Think the US government is going to shut down Debian over this? Think IBM is going to dump Linux because of this? Who cares if they do? Linux and OSS software were doig just fine thank you very much before IBM, HP, and Novell wrapped their greedy little hands around them. SCO will be dead sooner or later and quite frankly even with them around Linux isn't going anywhere.

    Stop hitting the fucking panic button every time SCO issues a press release. It would REALLY help if /. would just ignore all this crap. God dam I sick of reading about Ipods and SCO. Moving fucking on already! *smashes laptop to pieces over my head*

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    1. Re:Thank You! by JahToasted · · Score: 1
      ugh... Nobody is forcing you to read about the sco soap opera. Don't like it? Don't read about it. There are even features that allow you to hide all sco stories.

      But then you are one of these people that like to whine just to hear themselves.

  240. Why /.? by jason.mitchell · · Score: 1

    Why would slashdot even bother posting this? This is the best virus of all times.. don't try to spoil it..

  241. Something to think about... by Maverick+Hunter+Zero · · Score: 1

    What's next? There's a virus DDOSing sco.com, now are the writers gonna mailbomb their servers with pictures of goatse? They ought to, because not only is Darl the spitting image of goatse, so is the guy that wrote this to make OSS people look bad.

    [Strong Bad] Oh, ho ho ho... (devilish laugh) [/Strong Bad]

    Oh, and speaking of goatse... if you haven't already heard (who hasn't), the CX domain registry suspended it a couple weeks ago after a complaint was filed. Looks like the trolls will have to find another shock site... personally, goatse really isn't necessary when you could send somebody to a clip of Dancing Monkeyboy Ballmer or a pic of Darl himself.

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  242. A modest proposal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It would be nice to see someone offer a $250k reward for information leading to the arrest and conviction of Darl McBride!

  243. Quarter of a million by jefu · · Score: 1

    Probably they'll give you 10,000 shares of SCO stock and tell you it will be worth $250K when they win their lawsuit against IBM and take over the world. Er, unix.

  244. Isn't their stock on the rise? by MacFury · · Score: 1
    Sadly, the reward is being offered in shares of SCOX stock.

    Sadly? SCO produces nothing valuable. It's only source of revenue are frivolous lawsuits. Hasn't their stock been going up because of this?

    Why didn't the dotcom bubble burst for SCO?

    1. Re:Isn't their stock on the rise? by op00to · · Score: 1

      You can make more money these days on lawsuits than you can on software...

  245. Virus is harvesting too! by PetoskeyGuy · · Score: 1

    This virus bastard is harvesting as well as all the other stuff. I have an email address I just created, and only sent to my family. This morning I got the virus email to that account. About an hour later I got a "TEST" email - it said "this is just a test". 40+ Spam's since then from tons of different zombies.

    I'm going to disable the account for a while and hope the 500 error goes somewhere. SCO is somewhat entertaining because they are powerless. This virus sucks.

  246. Re:no sale, buddy. Nor Payment by bstadil · · Score: 1
    Look at the conditions again.

    They will only pay when convicted. This might take at least a year after capture at which time SCO lang gone.

    Your $250K will be an unsecured claim, worth zip

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  247. Maybe we are looking in the wrong direction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Far from being damaged by the attack, one group of companies is likely to benefit from it: anti-virus software vendors. In a conference call with investors held to announce its quarterly earnings, Network Associates Chairman and CEO George Samenuk said his sales force would jump on the opportunity presented by Mydoom to sell more security products.

    "It's ... nice to have a new attack this early in the year," Samenuk said.

    article at:

    http://www.sfgate.com/

  248. Hmmm... $250K by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    $250K would sure pay a lot of open source developers for a few months.

  249. OSS/Linux Users Must Catch the Evil-Doer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hate SCO too, and I'm eagerly awaiting their (legal and financial) self-inflicted demise. However, this sort of attack will naturally create tons of sympathy for SCO in the E-Week/CNN/Forbes community, and will go to suggest that OSS/Linux users are indeed indecent little crackers - an image we should like to avoid in the 'mainstream'.

    A Ghandi-esque response to SCO will be more powerful than an AlQaeda-esque response. We need to make it clear that Linux users are not criminals - we need to turn this buffoon in to clear our collective name

    Murdoch Q. Malone (P.I.)

  250. How does this stop it? by AoT · · Score: 1

    Its already in the wild; it has the directions it needs. The only thing catching the perp would do is help stop them from activating/using the backdoor.

    1. Re:How does this stop it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      an interesting question is what would eb the legality of disableing a worm useing the backdoors it creates

  251. Re:no sale, buddy. Nor Payment by MoFoQ · · Score: 1

    good point.

    o yea....as for the diapers thing.....politicians go bad the moment they become politicians unlike diapers which tend to have a longer shelf and use-life.

  252. Well I really don't care much for the last link by Transcendent · · Score: 1

    people keep using Windows and Outlook even though every few months we're shown once more that both have all the security of an open barn door.

    Not really. A system is as secure as the person using it (with admin/root privs, of course).

    Frankly this could have happened to any unix flavor with the right setup. It's not that hard to create a mass mailer in unix anyway (especially with sendmail/mail/whatever_you_use shell commands). Just get an idiot running unix to open the executable attatchment and you're on your way to mass mailer fun for the whole family!

    1. Re:Well I really don't care much for the last link by stray · · Score: 1

      any pointers about how to send an *executable* attachment?

  253. Watch Mydoom in Action! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've cooked up a little monitoring script in Perl that graphs the uptime of www.sco.com. Now you can watch Mydoom in action. Check this out.

  254. Mirror posted by andy55 · · Score: 1

    That "bastards" search on google is hilarious. I've posted a screenshot at http://musicalcortex.com/google-bastards.png

  255. Maybe it came from inside? by beefneck9 · · Score: 1

    After negelcting to tell him he was fired and cutting off his pay, they stole some poor, lonely code developer's Red Swingline Stapler and pushed him way over the edge. Somehow, he'll end up sipping margaritas with their reward. Teach THEM to hire guys who mumble like Milton.

  256. I know I know... by josepha48 · · Score: 1

    it was darl@sco.com or was it bill.gates@msn.com

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  257. Psyche! by Trygve · · Score: 1
    it'll be less cash for SCO's litigation engine

    Yeah, until they yank the check out of reach, yell "Psyche!" and sue you into oblivion for IP infringement (it doesn't even matter what for, anymore, they'll think of something, and amazingly, it'll seem even more absurd than all their previous claims).

  258. Refined by gearheadsmp · · Score: 2, Funny

    1. Release virus to DDoS SCO
    2. Go to federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison
    3. ???
    4. Sue your "girlfriends" for damages
    4. Profit!

    1. Re:Refined by Tuxinatorium · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That's more valid than SCO's business plan. If they wanted to emulate sco it would be more like this: 1. Release virus to DDoS SCO 2. Antivirus companies release a fix 3. claim the fix infringes on your intellectual property & demand everyone who removed the virus pay you $1000 in licensing fees 4. Profit!

  259. No that hurts. Big Fears for Email and Internet. by twitter · · Score: 1
    Now surely mixing a couple chuckles about the attack on the great evil to cross the earth since the birth of Bill Gates mixed in with that garbage couldn't do much harm.

    The attack on SCO is a useless outrage but the reaction can be many times worse than you imagine.

    It hurts because the attack itself is futile. No one cares about SCO's crummy little corporate billboard, least of all SCO. They have admitted to being on the way out. You can't hurt SCO more than dead, so this attack can only help them by lending undeserved public sympathy. Some people without a clue might even buy into SCO's propaganda about the free software world being out to get them instead of simply ignoring them till they die.

    We will learn the truth of this when they catch the 13 year old who has the Windoze skills required to write the virus. Real free software advocates and programmers have much better things to do than use M$ computers to screw the net and SCO. The worst would be for Microsoft to have bought an agent provocateur who will say all sorts of crazy things when caught.

    Peren's and other's Richstag fire fears are well founded in the result of previous worms. Is it a co-incidence that Bill Gates stood up the other day to promise us all a bright sunny spam free future if only he could specify the way email works? I doubt it! Previous Microsoft born diseases have been used by major ISPs to further enfoce the comercial software world's artificial distinction between "servers" and "clients" on the internet. Ports have been blocked to prevent normal services, such as email, html, ftp and others so that only scofflaw P2P applications can function. I fear that this silly worm will be used to ban free software and re-work email so that it becomes the corporate controled mess that some companies and governments want it to be. I'm afraid now. Are you?

    Powerful intrests are striking back. The "In Soviet Russia" and other nasty trolls are doubtlessly printed up by gangs of paid PR drones, but CNN does not write about them or Steve Barkto. The real war of words has been launched against free software. They are going to try to make it look like free software "echo boxes" have created terrorist like fanatics who are causing real harm.

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  260. MyDoom from Russia (w/love?) by ImpintheBox · · Score: 0

    Groklaw reports that MessageLabs has identified the worm as originating in Russia. http://www.messagelabs.com/news/virusnews/detail/d efault.asp?contentItemId=733&region=america
    Not likely coming from U.S. Linux enthusiasts at all. Just Russian entrepeneurs and a red herring.

  261. Um... "psyche" is my IP... by Ghengis · · Score: 1

    So I'm gonna sue YOU!... oh wait.. i'm not SCO, hell, I'm not even a vulture! sorry.

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  262. Why is the sky blue? by SHEENmaster · · Score: 1

    And don't give me that crapa bout lightwaves being diffused by gasses in the upper atmosphere at angles differing by wavelength!

    This is only a press action. SCO might even take their systems down for longer than the attack runs, just to up the damages. Actual damages are irrelevant because SCO has no customers through their website. Nearly all of their customers are locked into their OS through one crucial proprietary app.

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  263. ../dot by Fat+Jedi+Kid · · Score: 1

    In related news. Daryl Mc Bride announces that Sco is suing the authors of the mydoom virus as it contains code that Sco owns.

  264. Watch Mydoom in Action! by pfifltrigg · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've cooked up a little monitoring script in Perl that graphs the availability/ping response time of www.sco.com. Now you can watch Mydoom in action. Check this out.

  265. Propaganda is useless unless it has an aim. by twitter · · Score: 1
    You got the maligning of free software right, but why? Don't forget your governement's burning desire go tap and censor your email as well as corporate america's desire to turn the internet, especially email, into a well controled broadcast medium. They all hat what free software represents and it's ability to twart those goals. Your govenment wants to control the press and big dumb companies want to profit from that control. Free software eliminates the ability to control. Non-free software promises contontrols unlike those seen in any other media, ever. Bill Gate's vision of email will give both parties what they want

    Linus WMD, my ass. This particular incident is trivial, but marks the beginning of the real war of words that will be followed by more repressive deeds.

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    1. Re:Propaganda is useless unless it has an aim. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Moderators: Please note that "twitter" is a known fanatical psycophant whose obnoxious offtopic rants are legend here on Slashdot. It doesn't matter what the topic is, he'll find a way to scrape in some pointless Microsoft bashing. While nobody expects us to love Microsoft in any way, his particularly tepid style of calling anyone he replies to "troll" or "liar" because he happens to disagree with whatever they're saying is well documented and should not be rewarded. If anything, twitter is the type of person that should not be part of the open source/free software community. He is an anathema to all that is good about free software.

      I'm posting this so that you (the moderator) have some context to consider twitter and not mod him up whenever he posts his filler preformatted rants about installing Knoppix or whatever that unfortunately get him karma every single time and allow him to continue posting his trademark toxic crap (read on) day in and day out. You may consider this a troll - I consider it community service. And I ain't kidding.

      If you're a /. subscriber, I invite you to look through some of his posting history. I guarantee that you'll be hard pressed to find someone that is more "out there" than twitter. You'll also probably notice he's got quite an AC following. Don't just read his posts, make sure you go through the replies.

      For example, in this recent post twitter not only calls the OP a troll but attempts to "tell it like it is" while making some vague argument about "GNU". Yes, if you're confused, you're not alone. The reply (modded +4) proceeds to simply destroy his bogus argument. You will notice he did not reply. This is what some people call "drive-by advocacy". A sort of I'll just leave you with my thoughts here and move on to the next flamebait kind of deal. In fact, he almost never replies because he knows that his fanatical arguments simply do not hold up to any sort of discussion. It's not that he's chosen the wrong cause - he's just going at it in a completely wrong way.

      More? Just read though this post and the subsequent replies. I guess this stands on its own.

      More? Bad spelling in astounding conspiracy theories, more offtopic FUD and uninformed "I'm right, look at me" rants, promptly proven wrong. Worse even, twitter wants to be RMS, apparently (that first one is a winner). I mean, really. You think?

      FUD, FUD, FUD, FUD, offtopic FUD, and more FUD. This guy is like the Monty Python SPAM skit, but with FUD and more FUD instead of canned meat. Amazed

    2. Re:Propaganda is useless unless it has an aim. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you kind AC for compling this expose of a potentially dangerous and unstable individual. However, you left out my all time twitter favorite:

      When asked "Are Linux Zealots Terrorists?", twit responds: Microsoft software has killed more people than 9/11

      And twit -- take your meds.

    3. Re:Propaganda is useless unless it has an aim. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      thank you, kind AC. I shall now add that amazing post to the collection.

  266. Re:DDOS is SCO submission to the court of public o by Badanov · · Score: 1
    Either way SCO will come out of this looking like victim.

    'Victim' will be the kindest thing you will say about SCO when IBM gets done with them.

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  267. Chris Belthoff, Sophos press contact by gumpish · · Score: 1

    chris.belthoff@sophos.com

  268. Maybe SCO wrote it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Prolly SCO wrote it to blame Linux users and to take attention away from the trial

  269. Last time people said it was Daryl by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 0
    Last time they had a DDoS attack, everybody was saying SCO had done it themselves to make them look like victims. Well, I guess this is just them doing that again, and Darl didn't make that profitable 4th quarter so I guess he needs the money he'll get when he turns himself in.

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    1. Re:Last time people said it was Daryl by twistedcubic · · Score: 1

      At first I didn't think it was SCO who did this DoS. Now with them making the decision (in less than a day) to offer a $250,000 reward, it seems plausible that they are behind this.

  270. Obviously. by oGMo · · Score: 1

    Obviously, it's ~360 Linux licenses.

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  271. Re:No that hurts. Big Fears for Email and Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > The "In Soviet Russia" and other nasty trolls are doubtlessly printed up by gangs of paid PR drones

    Twit, in a site that's full of complete crackpot loons, you are the king of the hill.

  272. This attack might benefit SCO... by Dukeofshadows · · Score: 1

    It gives SCO free public attention and makes it look like they are actually threatening enough to Linux users that retaliation occured. This *might* make them look more credible to some folks who would say, "if they are getting attacked by malicious Linux users, then maybe there is some legitimacy to SCO's claims". I dunno, the timing and blatant attack pointing to SCO seems a tad convenient to me. Who else stands to benefit from a virus like this getting caught at this stage?

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    1. Re:This attack might benefit SCO... by Herbmaster · · Score: 1

      This comment was specifically mentioned in a BusinessWeek article, and the comment wasn't even modded up?
      Hmmm....Boggle.

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  273. Nah... by TWX · · Score: 1

    This worm appears to be a lot more functional than DR-DOS ever hoped to be. Of course, if Caldera claimed that the worm writer illegally expanded upon DR-DOS then they might just want the writer's identity so that they can sue him/her.

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  274. Re:two linux licenses by Technician · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I already have two Linux licenses for a whole lot less money. Hit the bookstore. Lots of Linux manuals have a publishers edition of Red Hat and Caldera in them. Since SCO is renamed Caldera, there should be no way they can get you for using it. Be sure to read and follow the EULA.

    I have a 2 publishers editions, one of 2.3 kernel and one 2.4 kernel. There should be no way they can demand more money for using it the way they sold it.

    There may be a legal challange for having the Red hat copy that came with the book. I guess I'm going to have to hide it until the SCO case is over.

    One copy makes a great SAMBA server and the other one is a great desktop web tool.

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  275. Re:How did they get that kind of money? by Technician · · Score: 1

    Check the financial history. A good place to start is by checking the stock symbol SCOX. They got Microsoft onboard. Remember? SCO is a MS puppet to attack the open source community. MS can't do it directly but $10 million is a good start.

    Remember the phrase "Follow the money"

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  276. priceless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Weekend spent writing virus to DDOS SCO?
    10 years in prison for being a terrorist.
    Promise from SCO to pay bounty for capture?
    Worthless.

  277. To be paid with Microsoft Coupons by slivovitz · · Score: 1

    I don't want to start a rumor here but I heard that it was to be paid in Microsoft Coupons redeemable for software.

  278. I did it.

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  279. MODS ON CRACK !!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who modded this bullshit up ? goatse ranting informative ?

  280. All we need now... by chendo · · Score: 1

    ...is a virus that adds an entry in every computer's hosts file that points www.sco.com to microsoft.com ;p

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  281. There is poetry here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If just one ultrapragmatic corporation decides to avoid doing business with SCO because it seems risky, that's a beginning.

    If two corporations ditch SCO, that's a trend.

    {insert boring Alice's Restaurant riff here}

    I'm sorry, but being FUDed by an illegal assault isn't too bad for SCO or too good for SCO. It's just right.

  282. Bankruptcy? by kuzb · · Score: 1

    for a company that is pulling a last-ditch effort to prevent bankruptcy they appear to have a fairly sizeable amount of cash left over for headhunting.

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  283. red herring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this whole thing is a classic psy0ps exersiZe.
    400 billion dollars it cost you to get spooked.
    The timing couldn't have been better because the
    *nix fans are arguing with the m$ fans, and out of the whole /. community not ONE of you came up with the source of the trouble.Oh, I've read a lot of real smart (score 5) posts but out of the whole not
    1 (one) has come up with a dead target for this worm.Interesting.

  284. $250K is SCO encouraging more virus's by unixformat · · Score: 0

    $250K is just SCO encouraging the creation of more viruses that DDOS SCO, lets hope they offer another $250K next time a virus creates a DDOS on SCO.

  285. SCO wouldn't honor deal to pay... by incom · · Score: 1

    Didn't they already refuse to pay Novell the royalty fees owed for this year? Why would they pay a mere individual, who has no power to force payment aside from a costly protracted legal battle, and SCO might not be around by the end of it.

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  286. So... by MarkVVV · · Score: 1

    did SCO change their business?

    Just look at their website's topic:

    "SCO | SCO Grows Your Business"

    are they selling these <www.penisadd.com> now?

  287. Is SCO the law? by forgoil · · Score: 1

    Maybe I am unique, but this feels like SCO is talking the law into their own hands somewhat, offering up money so that a criminal can be caught (even though it can be seen as harmless, companies loose a lot of money on this kind of crap). Isn't catching criminals up to the goverment? Or is the SCO mindset that they are suppose to run the show, just like they try to run the UNIX show?

    Call me crazy, but I just plain don't like SCO.

  288. Bounties? by Zazi · · Score: 0

    Does this mean I can put a bounty on my brother for shutting off my computer? I'm thinking a hefty $5 million bounty would suffice.

  289. Re:THINK ABOUT YOUR BREATHING! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is a VERY clever troll. Bravo, Sir!

  290. Re:DDOS is SCO submission to the court of public o by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow how many rewrites did it take before you assumed your sesquipedalianistic prattle meant anything?

  291. How to test if a linux user... by incom · · Score: 1

    would possibly have written this. Does it run in wine?

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  292. MOD ABUSE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Excuse me but just because you disagree with what I have to say is not reason to mod me down "overrated" when its only rated 1.

    benna

  293. SCO: Someone set us up the bomb!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    nt

  294. The author will not be caught by Oestergaard · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Because the author is SCO.

    Now how's that for a conspiracy theory ;)

  295. "I want them alive! No disintigrations!" by Picass0 · · Score: 1

    Bounty Hunters. We don't need their kind.

  296. Service? by n4vu · · Score: 1

    That'd be service as in a bull servicing a cow.

  297. It Dosnt Attack www.sco.com by City_Idiot · · Score: 1

    Full write up http://www.math.org.il/newworm-digest1.txt "I have played with the date, etc, but still no activity directed toward www.sco.com. It did die after 12 February, but gladly resurrected when the date was set back prior to that. " Seems like the worm dies after 12/02/04 and as of yet isnt attacking SCO.COM

  298. fuck you all by crabpeople · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    you know i am goign to post this on my account and everything because i really want someone to read it. in the past two days the slashdot groupthink has gone from 90% "fuck sco im glad there getting hurt" to 90% "virus writers are evil i ahve to work a few extra hours to clean up my improperly administered network" . fucking hypocrites. whats the point in hating something so much, like down to your very core, if you dont turn slightly evil in the process?

    sure its not "right" but its fucking sco. i seriosuly doubt weither you people really hate sco or if you can even really hate things. its part of being human to get pissed off and wish bitter death upon your enemies in any way possible.

    if they slander linux, insult torvalds, insult us all - dont they deserve the same "respect" in return?

    dont even bother quoting nietzsche "lest thee become the monster" because, well maybe someone who is not you should become evil. AND WE SHOULD BE THANKFULL that we didnt have to make that sacrafice. is it wrong to route for evil if its the enemy of your enemy?

    i would think not, but slashdot.... seriously just fuck you all. wheres the fun in hating sco casually?

    its just liek the MPAA. hate them till LOTR comes out on DVD. then youll all suck some nice MPAA cock to get a copy before the others. its almost like no one takes this shit seriously or you've all grown up and sold out. or i take it too seriously. who knows. at least the virus has some positive effect on the world, unlike most.

    excuse my freedom french.

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    1. Re:fuck you all by evil_one666 · · Score: 1, Offtopic
      Not at all crabpeople- I agree.

      There has been a marked increase in windows fanboys in the last year or so on slashdot, and if most posts are going to be made by non linux/bsd users (and worse, people who have no intention of ever becoming one) then really- what is the point of slashdot?

      Did you see the recent(ish) slashdot poll concerning which email program most people use? Outlook won by a mile!! compare that to the previous poll on the same topic from 4 years ago, and it was Pine, with a respectable showing from Mutt. I think that says it all.

      Slashdotters have to return to being passionate about linux, sco and open source in general, so that the pseudo geeks who complain about their outlook inbox being clogged on their poorly administered microsoft network will go away. Then the rest of us can get on with discussing the real, interesting issues.

    2. Re:fuck you all by thasmudyan · · Score: 1

      you know i am goign to post this on my account and everything because i really want someone to read it.

      Instead of modding you up, I'm going to respond to this and btw I don't think you're that offtopic at all.

      One problem you don't see is that any publicity this virus gets, any damage it does, it does it in the name of Linux. While you might think (for whatever reasons) this is a good thing, it really does nothing else than damage Linux' reputation and up SCO's credibility! That's exactly the image that SCO is trying to conjure up when they are talking about the community.

      Hell, this virus might as well have been written by a SCO employee, because it does tremendous things for their PR. Also, on a side note, users that are stupid enough to execute those attachments are exactly the kind of people SCO is trying to convince (judges, PHBs).

      whats the point in hating something so much, like down to your very core, if you dont turn slightly evil in the process?

      There is no point in hating SCO. There would/will be, however, a point in hating the courts for giving them what they want. To use a worn analogy: if you give a weapon to a monkey and it kills someone with it, there is no point in blaming the monkey. There is no point in blaming SCO, but you should blame the people who allow them to succeed.

      its just liek the MPAA. hate them till LOTR comes out on DVD. then youll all suck some nice MPAA cock to get a copy before the others. its almost like no one takes this shit seriously or you've all grown up and sold out. or i take it too seriously.

      I hate them (or the RIAA in my case) because I'm not allowed to transfer stuff that I *bought* to my PC's harddrive. Currently I'm not allowed to build an MP3 library of the stuff I bought, because suddenly that's not fair use anymore. I don't hate giving money to people who have produced something for me. I hate them, because they use litigation to compensate for recessive earnings (sounds familiar?).

    3. Re:fuck you all by crabpeople · · Score: 1

      Ok well that makes sense but I just dont see it hurting linux really. The mainstream media of course will draw a connection but I doubt it will stick in peoples minds as "all linux users cause problems". Don't people already know that most viruses come from spammers?

      A few business people i do work for are aware of this from media reports. When I said to them that spammers write viruses/backdoors/trojans to use as mailing stations, they could understand that, it makes sense. If i were to say, look theres a worm that will take this site off the internet for a period of like 15 days, and then terminte itself -- well thats alot more benigne in my opinion.

      the best example of this is that there are hundreds of microsoft worms, virsuses, scams and people still use microsoft products. I am frequently reading news reports that blame microsoft for having flaws to allow these things to happen. Does the general public in any way blame microsoft? no.

      the conculsion i would draw is that it will have a not proveable, unsubstantited link to a comunity -- one of many -- that dislikes what sco is doing. I guess people are stupid enough say linux == virus writers, but i would generally give people more credit than that.

      ok i take that back, you have to think of the lowest common denominator i guess. I was mainly arguing that people really do support this, its just that they are not saying it becuase, as some poster said, we have to present a united front of denoucement for these activities. to disassociate ourselves.

      I personally dont like lying to myself but i understand the societial good that it would do.

      (forgive horrible spelling as i can not spell today)

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  299. Re:Dear Bruce Perens by Magada · · Score: 0

    Oh, look, this here nigger stole my car. Let's go hang all them crows by the neck!
    Anyone feeling particularly black today?

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  300. Troll? by trezor · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Excuse me for supporting Mr. (Score:0,Troll), but doesn't he raise at least one valid point?

    It's not like this is the first time Outlook and all it's features additional to mailhandling (which mostly is usefull only to spammers and virii-writers) causes complete havoc on the internet.

    You'd think by now, Microsoft should have turned of all scripting and activex-support in their email-client to avoid all of this happening again?

    After all, I can view HTML mail in Mozilla, Opera and Pine for god's sake. And still I have to admit no viri/worm/trojan has ever infected my machine.

    So call him troll if you like, but he did (even though maybe in a flamefest fashion) ask the question that should be asked:

    Why the hell is this email client still the biggest source of viruses on the internet?

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    1. Re:Troll? by julesh · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's not like this is the first time Outlook and all it's features additional to mailhandling (which mostly is usefull only to spammers and virii-writers) causes complete havoc on the internet.

      Err, I don't think this one has anything to do with Outlook's various features. This worm doesn't execute automatically, it relies on the user opening an attached executable file to work. The same trick could work with any MIME compliant MUA that the writer chose to target; it just happens that Outlook & Outlook Express were the targets here (it runs under Windows and knows how to read their address books).

    2. Re:Troll? by mpe · · Score: 1

      Err, I don't think this one has anything to do with Outlook's various features. This worm doesn't execute automatically, it relies on the user opening an attached executable file to work.

      With Outlook/Outlook Express all you have to do is click on the attachment an you get an option to run it. With other software the only option you are given with executables is to first save them. With a unix type system you'd also have to set execute permissions on the saved file before it would run...

    3. Re:Troll? by proj_2501 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      not true. eudora automatically decodes attachments and plops them into a folder on disk

    4. Re:Troll? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I'm not sure I was intending to write a troll post.

      After all, MS has had ages to fix things OR turn features off and have been incredibly negligent in protecting what is now a fairly critical infrastructure from attack.

      I think all the points I raised are valid and these things have to be said - people are starting to think viruses and worms (and most spam relayed through infected windows hosts) are part of the internet while theyre really only part of the internet that MS has achieved control over. (what linux/mac people get (so far) is spillover and inconvenience).

      Those vulnerabilities are a great danger to society because any which one of these viruses pretty much has root access on most infected machines and could have wiped out the content of harddisks. Imagine being in a hospital when such a virus strikes and swipes clean the harddisk on whatever windows machines they'd be using.

    5. Re:Troll? by z_gringo · · Score: 1

      But it doesn't execute them..

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    6. Re:Troll? by proj_2501 · · Score: 1

      actually in the windows version, it does execute them with a click.

      it does, however, ask your permission first.

    7. Re:Troll? by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 1

      The problem is that Outlook (and MS apps in general) doesn't distinguish, in a way the average user understands, that there is a relevant difference between "This file is data to be viewed in some other program already installed on your computer (like a word document)", versus "this file is a program itself that will run when you open it." BOTH use the terminology "open the attachment", and BOTH run with mime setup doing the work of deciding the difference, and deciding what "opening" the file really actually means.

      So, it is Microsoft's fault - their 'friendly' interface that keeps users ignorant of an important difference is what causes users to learn that the "right" behaviour is to open attachments. After all, that's what you do when someone sends you a Word attachment or an Excell attachment, right?

      And the reason they don't ever fix it is that it's part of their strategy to make people think their software is better - "Hey, in Outlook, attachments just plain work! No hassles! All those other systems suck. In fact, I've even heard that one some systems you can't even look at these attachments. Dood! What losers!"

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    8. Re:Troll? by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 1


      it does, however, ask your permission first.

      Which is a useless measure since the users also have to open things like Word Documents as attachments, and they don't realize that there is a difference between running a program and opening a data file. So getting a message about "are you really sure you want to open this attachment" usually results in a thought of, "well, Duh, of course I do - that's what we do all the time here in my all-Microsoft company full of all-Microsoft products."

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    9. Re:Troll? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's funny, but it's quite true.
      How to destroy the internet for fun:

      1) Get suitable 0-day exploit; just read any security mailing list... develop around the exploit last, have the rest of the code just waiting for one. This is the windows-centric part. At least four times a year you should be able to find suitable, wide-spread, holes. At least... Note the "wide-spread" bit; gotta kill 'em all...
      2) Use the quick scanning method discussed by that fellow who wanted to map the internet in 1 day.
      3) Code in ASM, try to be small & fast; these things spread so damn fast, you don't need to worry about AV programs, you just need to get things over with before a human being has time to develop any countermeasures.
      4) Payload: actually put a payload in these. Set a singleton so that only 1 copy is infecting a system at a time (point is that no one will have time to reverse the virus to immunize themselves vs. this). Destroy the flash BIOS and (optional) trash any disks/hardware with all the various nasty things that can be done to them. With a broken BIOS, the computer is useless. Even if A/V interrupts the BIOS flashing, that would probably only break things even more.
      5) Scan vs. destroy. There are two waves of this virus, lethal version vs. infector. Lethal version kills the system dead. Period. Infector runs for about 1 hour, then terminates (kills host, making sure to delete self too). Infector sends out more infectors once out of every 10,000 or so iterations. The rest of the time, it sends the lethal one.
      6) Start by creating about 10 infectors.
      7) Timing: do this when it's Sat/Sun for the entire world. The point of this thing is that it should never be around long enough to be found or analyzed; it's supposed to kill, not spread.

      How is that?

    10. Re:Troll? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One of microsoft's goals in outlook seems to be simplicity and ease of use (sort of). They're afraid to do anything that makes it more compicated to use, so you get easily openable/executable attachments, control features, and default enable HTML mail (last time I checked, anyway-I heard rumors that was changing).

      Although this seems silly, especially in light of the spread of so many virii over outlook, one has to consider that security isn't their only concern. They have made themselves a client that is accessible to most people that can turn on a computer (and have someone to configure their account for them). Many of these people have trouble figuring out the file systems, let alone setting permissions.

  301. Let's get real, this linux stuff is a joke. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I, for one, am willing to donate upwards of $150,000 US Dollars to SCO's legal fund.

  302. myDoom is not a worm it is a VIRUS by evil_one666 · · Score: 3, Interesting
    myDoom is not a worm it it a virus. A worm propagates without user interaction whereas a virus relies on the (unintentional) action of a human to spread, mostly clicking on email attachments. That is to say a virus attaches itself to another executable file (commonly, but not exclusively, an email). A worm is a purely self replicating program.

    Mr McBride and the media in general- stop calling MyDoom a worm, I know it sounds more dramatic and "computery" than virus, but VIRUS is what it is

    see here and elsewhere on the web

    1. Re:myDoom is not a worm it is a VIRUS by stray · · Score: 1

      i disagree. i think a virus attaches itself to executables to spread, it's not executable in itself... just as a virus relies on regular cells for propagation.

    2. Re:myDoom is not a worm it is a VIRUS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Bollocks.

      It's a trojan, with spreading capabilities.

      A virus spreads from executable to executable, and becomes part of the executable.

      A worm attacks, infects and spreads over a network, automatically.

      This does neither - it's a Trojan, with some worm aspects.

    3. Re:myDoom is not a worm it is a VIRUS by dethlejd · · Score: 1

      Isn't this technically a "Trojan Horse"?

      - Jim

    4. Re:myDoom is not a worm it is a VIRUS by evil_one666 · · Score: 1
      Bollock to you sir

      A "trojan" does not, by definition, reinfect another machine- it is essentially a "one time" infection. A trojan that propagates would be more correctly termed "virus".

      A worm does indeed attack, infect and spread over a network automatically, ergo MyDoom cannot be described as a worm because it spreads by tricking a computer user, and therefore does not reinfect of its own volition

  303. Re:My wish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's hilarious, thanks old chap for a good laugh at work.

  304. Kill SCO by any means. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is no point in treating the bunch of liars at SCO like gentlemen! You can not rest on high moral grounds while McBride uses every available means to extract money from you. This is just bad business tactic. You will end being right with the leech on top of you!
    It is more important to kill SCO than how you do it! Let the dude put down the SCO website and claim that themselves or somebody else did it.

  305. disenchantment by led_belly · · Score: 0

    if i ever needed to feel more disenchanted w/ the online world i would be hard pressed to find a time other than now. who created this virus and what their motives are could not be further from relevance. conspiracy theorists would have us pointed towards a dark, clandesteine plot devised by MS to discredit linux, others would have us say that another dark subculture w/in linux created the virus to attack an 'enemy' (one who really represents no logical threat). this should all be deposited firmly in the 'rumours of war' department and not be respected by any rational thinking human being. look. there is no proof or evidence of anything. avoid speculation and remember that a very small handfull of people or a single individual is responsible for this act. no conspiracy exists. and if any lesson should be learned is that we need to review how and why this can occur within the framework of some of our most ubiquitous technology.

  306. Two Towers? by amevba · · Score: 1

    two towers because you don't like things that are rectangle-shaped.

    We really need an i18n version of slashdot: it took me nearly a minute to figure out why are we dragging LOTR into this. Then I realised that LOTR's not the only thing which had two towers ...
  307. Re:DDOS is SCO, Money, Spam by hol · · Score: 1

    Look, Darl wants spammers to use SCO software - this is why they paid them to write this, we look bad, and all the reward does is launder the money.

    Little does he know that a) they now have his email, b) if they had to use a UNIX-like operating system they would probably also choose Linux, c) just what does he think they will use all the money and zombies for?

    Disclaimer: this is intended as satire. I use Windows, so please don't sue mr. macbride. (are you really female and married to a big mac?)

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  308. Hah by graveyardduckx · · Score: 0

    I bet when he gets turned in they give him $750,000 and don't press charges for making them look like the victim.

  309. This is another reason we should... by Phil+John · · Score: 1

    ...take lamers off the internet.

    Seriously, there have been enough of these viruses lately that they even make the NATIONAL news all the time. You have experts (on said news shows) saying that people should install and keep their antivirus software up-to-date, not to click on attachments...BUT DO PEOPLE LISTEN?

    The internet is not a right.

    No antivirus software installed Mr Bloggs? Buh bye internet.

    Double clicked on a zip file, and THEN OPENED THE ATTACHMENT??????????? Buh bye int....no wait, just put a bullet through his head, remove his (frankly retarted) sperm from the gene-pool.

    Extreme? Maybe, but I've just blocked 8000 copies of this bastard since last night, and I only run a small mail server. My machine's load is WAY up from usual...arse.

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  310. bounty hunters by WormholeFiend · · Score: 2, Funny

    Darl Vader: "I want them alive! No disintegrations..."

  311. The eWeek article by riggwelter · · Score: 1

    I was the person who posted the anonymous comment the writer of the eWeek article quoted "Quick, disable your AV software, and get some windows boxes on the internet".

    I can only assume that the writer had his sense of humour surgically removed at a young age, it was intended as a joke, and I'm astounded that it was taken any other way.

    I mean, it got modded +5 (Funny), so it was obviously a joke, right?

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  312. Re:DDOS is SCO submission to the court of public o by kikai+suki · · Score: 0
    Master....Master....

    Mi-cro-soft is pulling your strings.

  313. Unless the opposite is true by theonetruekeebler · · Score: 1
    Just to play devil's advocate here:

    A intermediate-grade script kiddie finds the source to a virus that does three things: (a) spread, (b), DoS a particular web site, and (c), set up the victim as a zombie. He's interested in (a) and (b), but too lazy or too unskilled to cut out (c). So he changes the DoS URL to litigious bastards, makes a couple of social engineering twiddles (changing the body text, putting the cargo in an attached .zip file), and sends it on its merry way, not caring at all what holes it opens on targeted machines, so long as it DoSes SCO.

    Of course, the bottom-feeding spammers don't mind that there are newly-vulnerable machines out there...

    Just a theory. Occam's Razor suggests you are more likely right than I.

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    This is not my sandwich.
  314. Re:Dear Bruce Perens by pklong · · Score: 1

    Must be someone working on the WINE project then ;)

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    Philip

    Signatures are broken

  315. Possible, but more likely a crime of opportunity by FreeUser · · Score: 1

    The Reichstag fire is what I thought of immediately, as well. And please don't bother me about Godwin.

    While it is certainly possible, perhaps even plausible, that Microsoft/SCO hired a trojan author to put together MyDOOM, it is far more likely that some SPAMMER subhuman filth did so.

    Consider:

    1) Spammers hate the free software community at least as much as SCO pretends to (remember, SCO doesn't hate us, they view us as prey. There is a difference between killing something to consume it and killing it out of hatred. Their masters in Redmond hate us, to them we are just meat.)

    Why? The free software community has given them the most headaches, writing the best SPAM filters (that are being deployed by ever more people and ISPs), organizing the most effective attacks on their businesses, exposing the sub-humans themselves publicly, and so on.

    2) As others have noted, this is a perfect diversion. While the free software community is getting all the heat for supposedly "attacking" SCO (and SCO is milking it for all it is worth) the SPAMMERs are quietly hijacking millions of shoddy Windows PCs (whose security is now orders of magnitude shoddier) to send out their latest penis extention and viagra ads.

    I think the SPAMMERs saw a golden opportunity to kill two birds with one stone (give their nemesis a black eye and expand their powerbase of hijacked PCs), and SCO is only too glad to lend a helping hand.

    It is possible that this is the burning of the Reichstag. However, I think it far more likely akin to the War in Iraq: diverting attention away from the real issues at hand (Al Q'aida, Healthcare, Eroded civil liberties, etc.). And, just like the war in Iraq, it has been very successful.

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  316. Wow... by praedor · · Score: 1

    Does SCO actually have the money to spare for a bounty? Surely, if they have to pay this out it will put them deeply into the red.

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    In Bushworld, they struggle to keep church and state separate in Iraq as they increasingly merge the two in America.
  317. I claim the reward! by Slur · · Score: 1
    Dear Darl,

    I've located the main culprits responsible for the spread of this worm. Here's a map to their location.

    I'd prefer my reward as a cashier's check. I wish you the best of luck locating the offending lines of code that led to this outbreak. I look forward to their publication.

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    -- thinkyhead software and media
  318. Re:Did anyone even read the Symantec virus writeup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The folks here at work in Salem didn't believe me that my VT email was getting 40 of these a day... ...and did you notice that both Webmail and the POP server were down this morning???

  319. Linux version 0.1 beta by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Didn't really want to be left out, so I wrote this.. you need to create a crontab entry as follows:

    0 0 1 2 2004 while 1; do wget www.sco.com&; done

  320. I say "FUCK IT" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Three cheers for MyDoom!

    Hip Hip Hooray!
    Hip Hip Hooray!
    Hip Hip Hooray!

  321. I call BS on your BS by FreeUser · · Score: 1

    Bullshit.

    Bullshit back at you, a hundred fold.

    It's possible, but unlikely that someone pulled this stunt to defame the community.

    On the contrary, it is quite likely this was intended to defame the community. What is unlikely is that defaming the community was the primary objective.

    It's likely that this shit was pulled by some dickhead who thought it would be cool - you know, the kind of dickhead who has been cheering this virus on Slashdot?

    No. It is your scenerio that is possible but unlikely.

    Far, far more likely MyDOOM was written by, of, and for SPAMMERs, who hate the free software community even more than SCO pretends to (SCO doesn't hate us; they view us a prey). After all, we write the best SPAM filters, deploy them widely, publicly expose the SPAMMERs themselves, and otherwise organize ourselves and our infrastructure against their predatory businesses.

    The most likely scenerio by far, given that MyDOOM sets up back doors into people's computers to aid the sending of SPAM, stealing of passwords and financial information, is a massive, wide effort at fraud (at all levels), and the use of an attack against SCO as a diversionary tactic to take people's attention away from the primary objective of the code, which is to 0wn not just millions of PCs for SPAMing purposes, but to 0wn the financial data and access to credit card and bank accounts of millions, and to pilfer them accordingly.

    The likelihood that whoever is doing this has any affiliation at all with the free software community is virtually nil. About the same liklihood as the author living and working at 1 Microsoft Way in Redmond, WA (which is also possible, but very unlikely).

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    The Future of Human Evolution: Autonomy
  322. Massive conspiracy? by lxt · · Score: 1

    Has anyone considered giving the fact that the payload isn't triggered until 1st Feb that SCO are delierately taking their site down, in order to improve their public image - 'defenceless SCO' attacked by 'malicious hackers'...

  323. Re:DDOS is SCO submission to the court of public o by AbbyNormal · · Score: 1

    I hope to heck that
    SCO wrote the virus.

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    Sig it.
  324. Re:DDOS is SCO submission to the court of public o by Progman3K · · Score: 1

    > It suits SCO and their Redmond Muppet-masters to disparage the Open Source community, which is why we see pejoratives like "Communist," "Hacker" and "Anti-American" emanating from them at every opportunity.

    Then maybe we should start associating SCO with its own set of synonyms;

    Enron, Fraudulent, Criminal, ...

    You get the idea.

    Best thing is simply to educate people with the truth and SCO will be defeated clean and simple.

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    I don't know the meaning of the word 'don't' - J
  325. The game continues by sacrilicious · · Score: 1
    This SCO press release indicates that they are offering a $250,000 reward for information leading to the arrest & conviction of the MyDoom DDoS worm authors.

    hehe. Offering a quarter mil to catch your own staffers for perpetrating the publicity stunt you ordered them to. Perhaps SCO should start selling indemnity contracts so that people can opt to pay $1000 to SCO in return for assurances that when viruses are found on their machines, SCO won't sue them.

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    - First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then ???, then profit.
  326. Re:DDOS is SCO submission to the court of public o by HBI · · Score: 1

    SCO's two pronged approach includes the court of public opinion in addition to the U.S. judicial system. It suits SCO and their Redmond Muppet-masters to disparage the Open Source community, which is why we see pejoratives like "Communist," "Hacker" and "Anti-American" emanating from them at every opportunity. It would suit them perfectly for each of those terms to become synonyms in the common vernacular.

    Of course, this doesn't address the fact that many of you are Communists (ok, Socialists, but to the US mindset there is little difference), Hackers (whatever sense of the word you choose to use it in doesn't matter - to the layperson the difference is immaterial), or Anti-american (just look at the anti-Bush shit we see on /. daily...).

    It's true, revel in it.

    I'm none of the above and I think the SCO thing is bunk too. You need people like me at this juncture. Cultivate us, and perhaps shut the fuck up and let people who are more acceptable to the mainstream do the talking for a bit.

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    HBI's Law: Frequency of calling others Nazis is directly correlated with the likelihood of the accuser being Communist.
  327. The beauty of this virus... by thegnu · · Score: 0

    This virus allows any malcontent nerd to independently and intentionally DoS SCO. Anyone could claim it was the virus, and there will be too many cases to look into. Here's something from symantec.com, and it sounds pretty easy to replicate to me:

    4. Attempts to perform a DoS attack against www.sco.com by creating 64 threads that send GET requests and use a direct connection to port 80.

    Note: The DoS is active between February 1, 2004 and February 12, 2004.

    Har har! The virus writer is one clever bastard.

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    Please stop stalking me, bro.
  328. Re:Dear Bruce Perens by julesh · · Score: 1

    You could do this one with any old POSIX compatibility layer you wanted to pull of the shelf, I think.

    Oh, and even if you wanted to write a real virus, rather than a worm, remember that windows executables are in COFF these days, and that's an old format that was originally designed for Unix implementations...

  329. The success of what...? by julesh · · Score: 1

    the virus writer's mission of discrediting these [open source software] movements.

    Yeah, right. I doubt the virus writer was that smart. I give it a 99% chance of being a dumb-ass script kiddie who was just looking for kicks, and a way to 'get back' at SCO.

  330. Re:say what? by Zeriel · · Score: 1

    I've said it before, but it bears repeating:

    You are an idiot. Complete and total.

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    "America has done some terrible things. But I know that Americans don't cheer when innocents die." -Dave Barry
  331. Anybody else find the eweek "aritcle" a bit odd? by asoap · · Score: 1
    I'd like to believe in good journalisim, but the eweek.com article from post] is a total rant. The guy just seems mad that he's getting flooded by email. It looks like he was reading slash dot, and read this joke:
    "Quick, disable your AV software, and get some Windows boxes on the internet!"
    Which he must have taken to seriously. Then instead of writing a response to the person saying "Hey, not funny, this is serious." he writes an article about it.

    So is this what qualifies as a good journalistic article? Bitching about what people say on a message forum? What's his next article going to be? Bitching about ricer's on automotive forums because they support loud exhauts, which makes them there own enemy? Maybe everyone here should apply for this guys job, because it seems that we can all do just as good of a job.

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    Treat me like a marketing stat, and I'll treat your movie like a series of ones and zeros
  332. We should be more helpful by KTime · · Score: 1

    Everyone who didn't write the virus should send SCO an email, to eliminate themselves from the enquiry.

    Send them a mugshot for identification purposes. Of someone else, of course (otherwise they'll bust your ugly ass for running Linux) and best zip it up a few times, to give their antivirus something to do.

    If you don't get a response, best send it again in case they had a problem. Luckily, we stole cron(8) from them so it's easy to automate this.

  333. motives and motivations by btharris · · Score: 2, Interesting

    if MyDoom was, in fact, created by anti-SCO "fanatics", then i doubt the peers close to its creator would be motivated by money. the entire spirit of the free software movement is to create useful software for humanity---not for profit. this is not to say that free software can't be profitable (in some cases it is), or that money isn't useful, just that profit is secondary to the freedom and utility of the project; money is, at best, a secondary goal for free software projects.

    i remember once in college when a CS professor was giving an assignment and started by shouting, "OK, let's make some money!" Everyone moaned and complained about how corny and boring the assignment must be. The professor stopped to comment on the contrast between us (computer science students) and business students: what had bored us would have surely excited them.

    I've noticed that technically minded people (such as computer scientists) are often more interested and motivated by technical challenges and "higher" goals than just profit. (Computer people are more often Vulcans than Ferengis.)

    so i wonder if those close to the creator of MyDoom (assuming they are supporters of free software) would turn in its author based solely on the desire for the reward money. not that a quarter of a million dollars isn't something to consider, but i'd suspect someone with the pertinent information would look beyond just the cash and consider other issues first.

  334. The reward money will come from... by The+Wooden+Badger · · Score: 1

    The settlement with IBM.

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  335. Proposition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I propose to print 1000 TShirts that say "I coded 1/1000 of the code for the sco-ddos virus!" - Karios:)

  336. Re:DDOS is SCO submission to the court of public o by whittrash · · Score: 1

    it conjures up more of an image of Bill Gates with his hand up Darl's... er...

    Hey! lets keep it clean. And besides, its none of our business what Darl and Bill Gates do behind closed doors.

  337. Turn them in! by Cruciform · · Score: 1

    Think of it as the "Slashdot Lottery"!
    Pick random UIDs and submit them. You can win 250k!

    The irony is that it would probably work, given enough time :P

  338. Nobody Axed Me, But . . . by LifesABeach · · Score: 0

    sco has a bounty for a 'm$ worm farmer'? wouldn't this instead be a case of, 'enemy of my enemy is my friend'?

  339. Trustworthiness? by Quantum-Sci · · Score: 1

    Who trusts that SCO would actually pay the reward, in any case? The Iraqi dude who turned in Uday and Qusay never got paid.

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    Campaign finance reform is national security.
  340. Damn... by Majeric · · Score: 0

    I wish I knew who the virus writer was. I'd collect the $250K and donate it to IBM for their legal costs of fighting SCO. Mmmmm... Irony.

  341. Re:No that hurts. Big Fears for Email and Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Moderators: Please note that "twitter" is a known fanatical psycophant whose obnoxious offtopic rants are legend here on Slashdot. It doesn't matter what the topic is, he'll find a way to scrape in some pointless Microsoft bashing. While nobody expects us to love Microsoft in any way, his particularly tepid style of calling anyone he replies to "troll" or "liar" because he happens to disagree with whatever they're saying is well documented and should not be rewarded. If anything, twitter is the type of person that should not be part of the open source/free software community. He is an anathema to all that is good about free software.

    I'm posting this so that you (the moderator) have some context to consider twitter and not mod him up whenever he posts his filler preformatted rants about installing Knoppix or whatever that unfortunately get him karma every single time and allow him to continue posting his trademark toxic crap (read on) day in and day out. You may consider this a troll - I consider it community service. And I ain't kidding.

    If you're a /. subscriber, I invite you to look through some of his posting history. I guarantee that you'll be hard pressed to find someone that is more "out there" than twitter. You'll also probably notice he's got quite an AC following. Don't just read his posts, make sure you go through the replies.

    For example, in this recent post twitter not only calls the OP a troll but attempts to "tell it like it is" while making some vague argument about "GNU". Yes, if you're confused, you're not alone. The reply (modded +4) proceeds to simply destroy his bogus argument. You will notice he did not reply. This is what some people call "drive-by advocacy". A sort of I'll just leave you with my thoughts here and move on to the next flamebait kind of deal. In fact, he almost never replies because he knows that his fanatical arguments simply do not hold up to any sort of discussion. It's not that he's chosen the wrong cause - he's just going at it in a completely wrong way.

    More? Just read though this post and the subsequent replies. I guess this stands on its own.

    More? Bad spelling in astounding conspiracy theories, more offtopic FUD and uninformed "I'm right, look at me" rants, promptly proven wrong. Worse even, twitter wants to be RMS, apparently (that first one is a winner). I mean, really. You think?

    FUD, FUD, FUD, FUD, offtopic FUD, and more FUD. This guy is like the Monty Python SPAM skit, but with FUD and more FUD instead of canned meat. Amazed

  342. the SCO website has moved by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SCO

  343. Re:THINK ABOUT YOUR BREATHING! by xtrucial · · Score: 1
  344. It's even worse by SenorFluffyPants · · Score: 1

    It's worse than stock; it's futures options on the outcome of the lawsuit(s).

  345. Seems to me someone else damaged SCO far worse. by ninejaguar · · Score: 1
    SCO should put up a $250,000 reward for information leading to the arrest & conviction of Darl McBride; for driving their company head-first into a brickwall without a helmet.

    = 9J =

  346. yeah.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I dont blame sco, because this itself is more wrong then what they're pulling.
    but, do they even have the $250k to back it? or is it a voucher for when they get that money if they win the linux thing?

  347. How does anyone know it was a Linux user? by resinman · · Score: 1

    What I mean to say is that it surprises me to see so many "intelligent" people saying this was obviously the work of a Linux "fan", "user", "advocate". It seems more likely, to me, that a person or group of people that dislike Linux or love M$ would do something like this.

    Ask yourself who benefits from the attack and who does the attack really harm?

    The other argument is that it is just some mal-adjusted kid trying to express herself.

    Why is it "obviously" a Linux/Open Source fan?

  348. w00t! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As much as I hate dealing with cleaning up my mail servers & such, I hate SCO even more. I'm glad they are getting slapped!

    As for the virus writer, nice work!

  349. Darl Quote on CNN.com by unigeek · · Score: 1

    "The perpetrator of this virus is attacking SCO, but hurting many others at the same time," SCO's head Darl McBride said. "We do not know the origins or reasons for this attack, although we have our suspicions. This is criminal activity and it must be stopped." http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/internet/01/28/mydoom .spreadwed/index.html I wonder who it could be? Microsoft? Apple? Linux users from Mars :)

  350. Your drivel is bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Someone hex-edited an existing Trojan to add "www.sco.com" and change the filenames that appear. This wouldn't even require a Windows box to do.

  351. Of course they provide a service! by sean.peters · · Score: 1

    They just served IBM with a lawsuit, and are threatening more! Sean

  352. It's a tease. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "You may not edit it to deliberately misrepresent my opinion."

    I can.
    I might.
    I could.

    I shouldn't.
    I MAY not.

    Nay, I won't.

  353. I call BS on "Re:I call BS on your BS" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Bullshit.
    Bullshit back at you, a hundred fold."

    Oh, yeah !!! Well Bullshit to infinity back at you!!
    We, in "the community" are,like, WAY too MATURE to write worms like this; cause they're , like, you know BAD.

    So there!

    1. Re:I call BS on "Re:I call BS on your BS" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Bullshit.
      Bullshit back at you, a hundred fold."

      Oh, yeah !!! Well Bullshit to infinity back at you!!


      Humor.

      Difficult to grasp for some.

      Impossible for others.

  354. Just awful :( by Frodo420024 · · Score: 1
    The virus, I mean. I've got almost a thousand of it in my inbox, now I hardly dare to boot Windows, I'll use SuSE for a few days. My autoreply is now set up with an autoreply urging Windows users to install a virus scanner. I know it's gonna hit east and west due to forged 'From'-fields, but hopefully it'll get someone to clean up their computer. My ISP is only barely holding up, the autoreply is a hundred minutes to come. Bruce Perens did very well in his reply, well done.

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    I'm in a Unix state of mind.
  355. Did anyone notice... by FurryFeet · · Score: 1

    that in his addy

    Bruce Perens <bruce@perens.com>

    Bruce is actually infringing someone's patent? ;)

  356. Re:DDOS is SCO submission to the court of public o by Java+Ape · · Score: 1

    Hmm, I thought more of "The Two Towers", with Microsoft as Sauron and SCO as Sauromon. "Beneath the baleful, ever-watching eye of Redmond, backed by the endless undead-lawyer armies of SCO, who can stand?"

  357. WHAT!?!?! SCO DOESN'T __OWN__ THE WORM?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm surprised the McBride isn't claiming that SCO _OWNS_ the worm.

  358. PRESS RELEASE -- SCO Owns English Language by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    PRESS RELEASE (WHYI Newswire) John Knockwood

    Lindon Utah, Jan 20 2004 -- The SCO Group, Inc. [NASDAQ: SCROTZ] today annouced that Chief Executive Darl McFride, will deliver a keynote address at the upcoming Internation Poultry Exposition in Las Vegas on Thursday, January 29, at 5:00 p.m. The conference and keynote address will take place at the Circus-Circus Convention Center.

    In his address titled "We Own Absolutely Everything" McFride will present his perspectives on the Internet, SCO's suits against every entity on the planet, and "other stuff", and will also introduce the SCO Group's new Public Relations Director, Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf.

    "The invention of the Internet has created great wealth. Many companies and individuals worked hard to build a sturdy and robust communications system that has effectively revolutionized the foundations of all aspects of human life. The SCO Group is working to leverage that wealth."

    "Recently, during a routine review of the Websters Collegiate Dictionary of the English Language, Eleventh edition, the SCO Group discovered a number of concepts that it pioneered. A small sample includes: Weasel, Skunk, Scoundrel, Rapscallion, Scallywag, Rapacious, Rogue, Scum, Scuzzball, Sleaze, Reprobate, and Slimebucket. The SCO Group is concerned that many of these concepts have fallen into common usage, and thus it must act to protect its intellectual property."

    About SCO

    The SCO Group (Nasdaq: SCROTZ) entertains millions of users with its ridiculous claims in more than 82 countries around the world everyday. Headquartered in Lindon, Utah, SCO has a network of more than 11,000 attorneys and 8,000 para-legals.

    SCO and the associated SCO logo are trademarks or registered trademarks of The SCO Group, Inc. in the U.S. and other countries. UNIX and UnixWare are registered trademarks of The Open Group in the United States and other countries. All other brand or product names are or may be trademarks of their respective owners... or not, who knows?

  359. four dumb flames by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    four reposts of a dumb flame:

    Posting the same thing again and again, what a waste of slashdot disk space. Fuck off and die.

  360. five dumb flames by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    five reposts of a dumb flame:

    Posting the same thing again and again, what a waste of slashdot disk space. Fuck off and die.

  361. Who's DOOM? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Look at the name of this thing...MyDOOM and who it's attacking? So it's SCO's doom...maybe cuz they wrote it or paid to have it written, defacing the Open Source community yet again.

  362. Re:two linux licenses.......Caldera by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah right Jack! A couple of years ago I got
    a Caldera distro in a magazine..or was it a book?
    Anyway, it had this cute loader called 'lizard' or
    some such. Loaded the system just fine for what
    there was of it. In the old days the Caldera distro was 7 CDs of software. By the time I got it, it was
    one CD.
    The system was basically unusable. As soon as
    the first, the VERY first, power outage or reset
    to the computer happened, the system crashed and
    would never load again. Ever! The system was not
    very stable in other ways as well. At the time,
    Caldera was suing Red Hat for its audacity in
    'hogging all the market share' for Linux.
    Bottom, Caldera/SCO never did have the gift
    for making a really good distro for Linux. All
    they could do is make a lot of noise and smell
    bad. One thing they could do and do very well,
    and that is insider trading. Bill Gates old
    partner Paul Allen was and probably is still a
    primary investor in Caldera/SCO. Paul Allen
    can afford to 'dabble' in a stalking horse for
    opposing Linux from within the ranks of Linux.. ...he is a billionaire stockholder of Microsoft
    even yet!

  363. Actually It's Stock Market Manipulation by Cycloid+Torus · · Score: 1
    Which lets the Linux community off the hook.

    My bet is that it is some guy who shorted the stock at $14 in November and needs it to fall below that to get his broker off his back. In that light, the $250,000 is a reasonable bounty for SCO to offer - since the stock is the only real currency they have. They need the stock "up". I tried to short it several days ago - and my broker (Schwab) couldn't find any shares available to borrow. It is a really popular short. Too popular.

    The problem with shorts in this condition (no stock available) is that you "borrow" shares from someone who owns them in order to sell short. If the real owner then decides to sell them, you have to buy at the current market and you get caught in a short squeeze. You can get clobbered - selling low and buying high.

    Don't go there on this one - too volatile.

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    Lost in space at an early age. Survived the vacuum. Now rebuilding castle in air.
  364. 250,000 USD reward from Microsoft by rchakra · · Score: 1
  365. MyDoom Virus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's my understanding that after this virus was analyzed, it was discovered that the virus did in fact contain source code from SCO Unix. After this discovery, Darl McBride Pres & CEO of SCO, announced in a press conference that letters were sent to all individuals infected with the virus. The strongly worded document stated that they were in violation of of US copyright laws and needed to pay SCO a sum of $695. Go figure...