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"DVD-Jon" Demands Compensation

orzetto writes "Jon Lech Johansen, known as DVD-Jon, and aquitted in a trial in Norway, after being accused of infringement for making a GUI for DeCSS, is now demanding that Norwegian Oekokrim pay for all the time and money he has lost to the trial, claiming 150,000 NOK (about 17,500 euros)."

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  1. Rob by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Slashdot's gone cold I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
    The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
    And even if I could it'll all be gray but your picture on my wall
    It reminds me, that it's not so bad -- it's not so bad

    Dear Rob, I wrote but you still ain't callin
    I left my email, my ICQ, and my yahoo chat at the bottom
    I sent two emails back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
    There probably was a problem with your sendmail or somethin
    Sometimes I scribble email addees too sloppy when I jot 'em
    but anyways; fsck it, what's been up? Man how's your boxes?
    My boxes is linux too, I'm bout to be a compiler
    once I learn gcc,
    I'ma go on and compile for hours
    I read about your Palm Pilot too I'm sorry
    I had a friend lose his Palm over at the airport in Maradonna
    I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
    I even read all your bullshit Linux news and Microsoft's man
    I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man
    I like the way you sold your ass out too, that shit was fat
    Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
    just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
    This is Stan

    Dear Rob, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance
    I ain't mad - I just think it's FSCKED UP you don't answer fans
    If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your Linux World
    you didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew
    That's my Senior sys admin he's only 26 years old
    We waited on a 9600 baud for you,
    four hours and you just said, "No."
    That's pretty shitty man - you're like his fsckin idol
    He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do
    I ain't that mad though, I just don't like bein lied to
    Remember when we met in Boston - you said if I'd write you
    you would write back - see I'm just like you in a way
    I never had a clue about shit either
    I gcc'd shit with my wife then beat her
    I can relate to what you're saying in your page
    so when I feel like rmusering I read Slashdot to begin the rage
    cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed
    I even got a tattoo of slashdot across the chest
    Sometimes I even packet myself to see how much it floods
    It's like adrenaline, the DDoS is such a sudden rush of blood
    See everything you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it
    My girlfriend's jealous cause I talk about you 24/7
    But she don't know you like I know you Rob, no one does
    She don't know what it was like for people like us growin up
    You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
    Sincerely yours, Stan -- P.S.
    We should be together too

    Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Waste-A-Packet-On-My-Fans,
    this'll be the last packet I ever send your ass
    It's been six months and still no word - I don't deserve it?
    I know you got my last two emails
    I wrote the @ signs on 'em perfect
    So this is my payload I'm sending you, I hope you hear it
    I'm on my modem now, I'm doing 9600 baud so fear it
    Hey Rob, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to code?
    You know the song by Deep Purple or Slayer
    its irrelevant by playing on my linux player
    while I write some php scripts and play some Dragonslayer
    That's kinda how shit is, you coulda rescued me from drowning
    Now it's too late - I'm on a 1000 downloads now, I'm drowsy
    and all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call
    I hope you know I ripped +ALL+ of your pictures off the wall
    I love you Rob, we coulda been together, think about it
    You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
    And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it
    I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can't BREATHE without me
    See Rob {*screaming*} Shut up bitch! I'm tryin to code
    Hey Rob, that's my senior admin screamin from the comode
    but I didn't cut the power off, I just rebooted, see I ain't like you
    cause if rm -rf'd we'd suffer more, and then the boxes

    1. Re:Rob by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      MOD PARENT UP!!
      MOD PARENT UP!!

      Brilliance. Sheer fucking brilliance. I'd fuck a southbound duck in the pooter for a few mod points to throw your way, my friend.

      MOD HIM UP, YOU ASSHATS!!

    2. Re:Rob by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      I am seriously impressed. And scared. And more than a little horny.

      None of which has anything to do with your seriously fucked up song.

    3. Re:Rob by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haha! Absolutely brilliant! :D MOD PARENT UP!

    4. Re:Rob by Chess_the_cat · · Score: 0, Funny

      I like this post so much I'm going to endorse it with my good name. Mod parent up. It's genius.

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    5. Re:Rob by Jhan · · Score: 0, Troll

      • -1 offtopic
      • -1 troll
      • +10 hilarious

      Thanks man, you made my day.

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    6. Re:Rob by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This sounds familiar but I can't place it. Is it a parody of a real song? If so, someone take pity on me and throw me the artist and title.

    7. Re:Rob by Call+Me+Black+Cloud · · Score: 0


      Stan, Eminem. Here are the original lyrics.

  2. FYI by Omega1045 · · Score: 5, Informative

    That is about $22,000. I would want my money back, too.

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    1. Re:FYI by Shakrai · · Score: 4, Insightful
      That is about $22,000. I would want my money back, too

      Is that really all it cost him to defend himself or is that just all he's asking for in return? Did he manage to get some lawyers to take the case pro-bono (or partially pro-bono) to get the publicity or are lawyers just cheaper in Norway?

      $22,000 is a nice chunk of change but it's a drop in the bucket compared to what this probably would have cost him in the United States....

      Anyone have any more info on this?

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    2. Re:FYI by dabadab · · Score: 4, Informative

      As this was a criminal case, he got a free defender from the Norvegian state.

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    3. Re:FYI by Joey7F · · Score: 1

      NOTHING, absolutely nothing, is cheaper in Norway :-P

      --Joey

    4. Re:FYI by m0rphin3 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Lawyers are much cheaper in Norway.

      Plus he got one appointed by the state, so they're footing the bill. You don't have to pay for your own defence.

      If it had been a "private" (IANAL) lawsuit, like his neighbor suing him for playing loud music or whatever, he's just a kid with a minimal income so Norwegian law would grant him a free defence.
      Not 'pro bono', the state would pay for his lawyer, so even poor people can get high-profile attorneys.

      What he's asking for is just some compensation for lost income, the hours wasted in court,etc.

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    5. Re:FYI by Shakrai · · Score: 2, Interesting
      As this was a criminal case, he got a free defender from the Norvegian state.

      Are the free lawyers actually any good in Norway? Speaking as someone with experience in being charged with a crime I didn't commit, I had the choice of going with the public defender (who, to quote from a movie whose name I can't remember, "Will personally escort you to the electric chair") or coughing up the $150/hr to get a real lawyer I coughed up the money.

      Eight months and $12,000 later I was cleared of the charges. I'm out that $12,000 but at least I don't have a criminal record (or worse -- living in a 8x10 cell). Our public defenders are overworked, underpaid, underappreciated people whose primary job consists of taking DWI cases. I wouldn't trust them for anything more serious then that -- and this is in a fairly progressive state (New York). I'd really love to live in Texas where the PDs have a nice habit of showing up drunk and passing out in the middle of your capital murder case.

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    6. Re:FYI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I guess that since you used bold lettering, it must be true.

    7. Re:FYI by Shakrai · · Score: 1
      If it had been a "private" (IANAL) lawsuit, like his neighbor suing him for playing loud music or whatever, he's just a kid with a minimal income so Norwegian law would grant him a free defence

      So you are entitled to a free defense even in a civil lawsuit? That's pretty cool and interesting. I did not know that.

      I still question if I would have gone with the Public Defender if I was him. Perhaps they are actually worth something in Norway. Personally, if I'm on trial for my life (and if you are fighting criminal charges then you are -- who wants a criminal record in this day and age?) I want the best damn lawyer that money can buy.

      Hey, thanks for the tidbit :)

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    8. Re:FYI by bluekanoodle · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "Are the free lawyers actually any good in Norway?" He got off, didn't he?

    9. Re:FYI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Did he manage to get some lawyers to take the case pro-bono (or partially pro-bono) to get the publicity

      There are a couple of other options as you alluded to:

      1) Amateur-Bono - Practices law as a hobby.
      2) JV-Bono - Lawyer still in high-school
      3) Bono-from-U2 - RIAA/MPAA mole on the legal team
      4) Sonny Bono - MPAA mole six feet underground

    10. Re:FYI by Shakrai · · Score: 4, Insightful
      "Are the free lawyers actually any good in Norway?" He got off, didn't he?

      Yes, and every so often somebody will win a million bucks playing the lottery. That doesn't mean that the lottery is a good investment.

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    11. Re:FYI by IdleTime · · Score: 3, Informative

      He could actually pick and choose laywers and no matter who he chooses, the state will pay an already agreed upon per hour fee for the lawyer.

      Norway has a pretty good system to ensure that you as a civilian can get a fair and decent trial despite your lack of money. I.e no big corp can push you over in the judical system. The law is trying to be fair in that area.

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    12. Re:FYI by EinarH · · Score: 2, Informative
      As far as I know the free lawyers are decent. Of course there is always someone who should not have become lawyers but overall most of them are good.

      In criminal cases the state normally pays all the cost on behalf of the client. You can pick your own lawyer and usually you will get the lawyer you picked if the lawyer is available. Most of the folks charged with murder pick one of the "top guys". They normaly charge a bit more than what the state pays as a standard fee so you have to pay the extras by yourself. Nothing compared to what US lawyers charge though.

      And the stakes are lower in Norway. Even if they had found DVD-Jon guilty, ---> maximum 2 years and maybe the equivalent of about $20,000 in fines.

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    13. Re:FYI by dabadab · · Score: 4, Informative

      Well, the Norwegian system is different: basically all lawyers are "public defenders", so you can have a pretty well-known lawyer as your defender for free (as in paid indirectly by your taxes :-) )

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    14. Re:FYI by LeftOfCentre · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure but I think that in Norway (just like in Sweden), the "public defenders" are actually private, professional attorneys appointed by the court to take cases, on a rotating basis. Thus the US concept of "fresh-out-of-law-school crappy lawyers" wouldn't really be a problem.

    15. Re:FYI by vidarh · · Score: 5, Informative
      Yes, usually they are good. Norway doesn't have a system of public defenders employed by the government, but a system where lawyers are remunerated on an hourly basis (with some limits) and where most lawyers will accept cases as public defenders. There are occasionally cases where lawyers are unwilling to accept cases at the government rates, but it's rare.

      If you are uncomfortable with the lawyer allocated for your defense you are always legally entitled to choose your own lawyer, and in most such cases the lawyer you choose can then be paid by the government at the fixed hourly rate.

      This system also cover civil lawsuits if your salary and savings are below certain levels. In many cases you can get the government to cover your lawyers fees as a plaintiff in civil cases as well, provided the case meets certain criteria and your salary and savings are below the threshold.

      Personally, I once got a publicly allocated defender as I was being drafted (Norway has compulsory military service) and refused to accept their denial of my application to be exempted.

      The case never went to trial (I got it thrown out of court :)), but the lawyer I was allocated was actually one of the most prominent lawyers in Norway, with 30 years experience in similar cases. He took time to read all the documents, talked to me on the phone, had a very relaxed meeting with me in his office, not worrying about how much time we spent. I'm sure not everyone has as pleasant experience with their publicly allocated defenders as I had, but in general I think the system works fairly well.

      (ObDisclaimer: IANAL)

    16. Re:FYI by JGski · · Score: 2, Informative
      > Are the free lawyers actually any good in Norway?

      Well, in his case he faced Double Jeopardy (illegal in the US... at the moment, who knows with more Patriot Acts in the future) and still was cleared, twice. Either his public lawyer was pretty gosh darn good or the prosecution's case was spectactularly bad even with the laws that were on the books.

    17. Re:FYI by JGski · · Score: 1

      At least I thought he was being prosecuted under criminal code...

    18. Re:FYI by Shakrai · · Score: 1
      (illegal in the US... at the moment, who knows with more Patriot Acts in the future)

      It'd take a Constitutional amendment to change that. As crazy as we've gone, I don't see that happening anytime soon.

      Interesting point though -- he was charged twice for the same crime wasn't he? At least in the US if you are cleared in a lower court they can't appeal that decision....

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    19. Re:FYI by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      Depends on the system. You'll have your 'public defenders,' who's only job is to represent defendants; they tend to be under-experienced, over-worked, and generally want to get you through the system ASAP.

      Then you have the 'all members of the bar must take X number of pro-bono cases, or a minimum of X hours, per year' system, which means that you're getting a (potentially) high-priced lawyer.

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    20. Re:FYI by WegianWarrior · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No, he wasn't. He was charged once, the lower court said he hadn't done any wrong and the Oekokrim (echonomic crime unit) appeled. It may not be the way things work in the US, but it's the way thigns work here - and work pretty damn good I might add. Both the defendant and the plaintiff may appeal if certain conditions are present.

      There is a number of important differencies between the norwegian and the US system of justice. One of the most important ones to recall is that they are different; so don't scream up at the instance you hear something that's different from what you're used too - like the fact that lawyers paid by the state are pretty damn good.

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    21. Re:FYI by TrollBridge · · Score: 0, Troll
      I don't know what's more cowardly; that you fought tooth and nail to escape military service, or that you did so at taxpayers' expense.

      thank goodness you were able to get out of the obligation that every other Norvegian citizen has to meet. You are indeed a heroic inspiration to us all.

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    22. Re:FYI by jcsehak · · Score: 1

      not worrying about how much time we spent

      I wouldn't worry about it either if I was billing in 15 minute blocks of total time talkig to you, include chit-chat about golf.

      At least, that's how a US lawyer I know operates.

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    23. Re:FYI by Fnkmaster · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      How the hell do they get lawyers to work at government rates? I just don't understand Europe. How do you get a _good_ lawyer rather than just a lawyer? Wouldn't everybody want a good lawyer and nobody want a crappy one, and thus the competition to get a good lawyer (who is paid for by the gov't) be fierce? Or is there just much more supply than demand for legal services?


      I honestly don't understand how that system could work well. It reminds me of the medical system in England where you get to wait with a bum knee for 2 years if you want an operation at a good hospital but can get it in 6 months at a shitty hospital, and get it immediately if you pay for it out of your own pocket. I have always assumed that is generally the way this kind of socialism works when put into practice with the providers of professional services.

    24. Re:FYI by cannon_trodder · · Score: 2, Insightful

      He didn't actually say what his reason for exemption was. But it was obviously a reasonable one as he didn't even have to discuss it in court.

      If the law says there are exemptions to military service, and you fit the criteria, why is that un-heroic? What if someone has a disability that would make them ineligible but the military service records don't reflect that disability? Going to court would be a fair way to settle the dispute.

    25. Re:FYI by 10Ghz · · Score: 1
      I honestly don't understand how that system could work well.


      Well, since USA is so ridiculously overlawyered and Europe is not, I would say that the European system works better.
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    26. Re:FYI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why did you bother replying to a very obvious troll?

    27. Re:FYI by kentmartin · · Score: 3, Interesting

      National service is a repugnant concept unto itself. Frankly I don't care whether you got out of it for completely selfish reasons, genuine medical reasons or as some sort of protest against the very idea, I am just pleased that you did.

      How anybody can be an advocate of forcing someone to spend their time and energy to kill people or assist those doing the killing in some sort of misguided notion of compulsary patriotism is utterly beyond me.

      If not wanting to hurt others or put myself into situations where I am likely to suffer injury is cowardly then damn right, put a massive stamp across my forehead and paint a bright yellow stripe up my back, but you sure as hell aren't gonna get me to join the armed forces unless I have good reasons of my own for doing so.

      As for taxpayers footing the bill, bloody oath they should, if the taxpayers are trying to force someone to do something that they are not legally required to do then I fail to see any reason on earth why they, the taxpayers, shouldn't cough up for attempting to maintain an injustice. How else do you think systems get shaken up and reevaluated. Ahhh... you come from that world were only those with the cash to back their beliefs have a right to assert their rights and or principles.

    28. Re:FYI by diersing · · Score: 1
      Speaking as a friend of public defender, don't believe every movie quote hear.

      I heard in a movie once that anyone who got as far as a trial was pretty guilty of something and deserved the forced sodomy of a brief prison visit.

    29. Re:FYI by Fnkmaster · · Score: 1
      Nobody here would dispute there are problems with the US legal system. I didn't mean to lionize the American legal system, which produces outrageous tort awards and class action lawsuits that never seem to really give a penny back to the class. We also have problems with crazy excessive sentences in parts of our criminal justice system.


      But outside of those issues, I think we have a bigger problem with our legislative system in the US which keeps passing the shitty laws the judiciary has to enforce.

    30. Re:FYI by jebell · · Score: 1

      I used to be a prosecutor in a small town in Florida and I've done a little criminal defense. I can tell you that there are as many bad public defenders as there are bad prosecutors. The problem is that, if you're assigned a bad public defender, you don't get to change attorneys (unless you can afford a private attorney - in which case you're not entitled to a public defender anyway).

      I can understand that some people will come away dissatisfied with the performance of their public defender - indeed, as you pointed out, they're underpaid, overworked and underappreciated - but I knew a good many PDs who were extremely good (and defended much more than just DWIs).

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    31. Re:FYI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He got off twice.

    32. Re:FYI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Okokrim

    33. Re:FYI by Tassach · · Score: 5, Insightful
      It'd take a Constitutional amendment to change that
      I wish. Lately, our government hasn't even bothered paying lip service to the Constitution except when it serves their own interests to do so. USA-PATRIOT and subsequent laws are so blatantly un-Constitutional as to make me sick. Secret trials? Warrantless secret searches? US Citizens held indefinately without charges and without access to a lawyer? Criminal defendants denied the right to confront their accusors, and not being allowed to call witnesses on their own behalf?

      If the purpose of the 9/11 attacks was to overthrow Constitutional government, I'd say that they were pretty damn effective.

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    34. Re:FYI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about one Region Free DVD player and some DVD movies and a visit to Hollywood

    35. Re:FYI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The schools are free. The state pays for the lawyers education with cheap loans for food and housing. The school education it self is free in Norway.

      We can choose between most schools in the world. The state pays the school.

      This make it cheaper and less risky to become a lawyer and it naturaly shows in the cost of renting one.

    36. Re:FYI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The system works well because court cases are not that common in the EU as they are in the US. Being a lawyer is not that spectacular in the EU. In fact, it is the most boring job you can imagine.

      In the US, I'd guess that being a lawyer would probably be "cool", mainly because you guys have just some awesome sicko cases to deal with. :)

    37. Re:FYI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You understand neither Norwegian lawyers or the UK National Health Service yet feel compelled to write complete rubbish about both? Just a guess - American?

    38. Re:FYI by Ath · · Score: 1

      Terrorist!

    39. Re:FYI by tiger99 · · Score: 1
      What an excellent system, but it does help to explain the high cost of living in Norway. To get good social welfare and other services, you have to put money in.....

      In the UK our Legal Aid system may assist the very poor, and the hardened criminals, the very rich don't need it, and anyone in the middle (most) is likely to be bankrupted by the cost if they ever get caught up unwittingly in a case of any complexity.

      I still wonder why this case was brought anyway, it always seemed to me to be a delibarate attempt to try what is basically a US issue somewhere else. AFAIK, the US was the only country to pass a STUPID law as in the case of DeCSS, and it should have remained there. Why should the Scumbags of the entertainment industry go throwing their weight about wherever they like?

    40. Re:FYI by toph42 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think you are mistaking this. We aren't overlawyered, but simple over-litigious, necessitating the damn lawyers.

    41. Re:FYI by vidarh · · Score: 2, Informative
      You get a good lawyer by a) hoping you get a good one because a good one was available and was assigned the case by the government as part of the public defender system, or b) if you get one you don't like you shop around and find a good one that is available and ask him to take the case for government rates (which are quite high) which he likely will.

      This is the way "socialism" works in Norway (a country generally far more left wing than the UK)

      There are occasional cases where lawyers hesitate to take cases at government rates, but few lawyers would be able to charge hourly rates much higher than what the government pays as part of the public defender system anyway, so it doesn't happen often.

      As for your characteristic of the UK health system, I know there are types of surgery for instance where you have to wait, but based on experience to people close to me you can often get surgery very quickly too. The system is far from perfect, but it's good enough that private health insurance in the UK is usually offered as "incremental protection" where you go to a private hospital only when the public hospitals have too long waiting lists, and where you will usually rely on public hospitals for emergency services etc. because their quality in general is at the same level as the private hospitals for all but the most specialised procedures.

    42. Re:FYI by imogthe · · Score: 1

      Personally I am of two minds regarding your statement about cowardice. I served my country (Norway) with pride, and went on a NATO peacekeeping mission on Kosovo for 13 months. Sad as it may sound, that was the best time of my life. I met some of the finest men and women and I am privileged to call them friends.
      Having said that, the one thing that made those years slightly miserable was the few people in the service who _really_ did not want to be there... Constantly moaning and complaining, not pulling their weight and so on. That does not mean that they were bad people, far from it, merely that they did not fit in with the other men and women who wanted to to their duty.

      Serving your country is a Good Thing(TM). Should a person decide that military service is not their thing they should not be forced to do it, as they will serve the nation's soldiers better by staying away. The end result is a win/win situation. The "cowards" (if you should want to label them as such) are let off the hook, and the "patriots" (again a matter of preference) will do what they consider their duty, unhindered by unwilling brothers in arms.

      Just my thoughts on the matter.

    43. Re:FYI by Fnkmaster · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      Sorry, but I have about 10 close friends who are British and British expats in the US, and that is based on stories and anecdotes they have told me. I claimed no special "understanding" of the system, only made the factual statement that in the case of non-critical ailments, other factors are used to allocate scarce resources, such as waiting lists, which are longer in some locations than in others. That's not my understanding, it's just true - I didn't make a normative statement about whether this system was good or bad, whether it was effective at identifying the most serious problems, or whether people were generally more happy with that system than the system in the US.


      I never claimed to "understand" Norweigian lawyers, I was merely asking a simple question about the economics of the legal profession in Norway, which was answered nicely by the explanation that legal education is paid for by the state, wages for lawyers are moderate and predictable, so the supply of lawyers trained is presumably fairly moderate and doesn't consist of people looking to earn lots of money. And the demand for lawyers is not huge since there is less use of the courts - I guess that means one rarely _needs_ a good lawyer. Presumably there is not as much difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer since the people who would be really good or really bad are probably driven to other professions. This might explain why other factors don't come into play in allocating the supply of legal services at fixed rates.


      Anyway, it's a very interesting economic question, it's not rubbish, and you just make yourself look like a fuckhead for suggesting it is.

    44. Re:FYI by jared_hanson · · Score: 1

      The lottery:
      1. Pure random chance.

      A lawyer:
      1. Numerous years of education to become certified.
      2. Likely has years of experience trying cases.
      3. Does work as a career, which quickly goes away with a piss poor record.

      Comparing the two is not exactly a good analogy.

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    45. Re:FYI by vidarh · · Score: 2, Interesting
      First of all, less than 40% of all Norwegian boys complete military service. It is by no means universal, and who gets out of it is to a large part a result of chance and whether or not you happen to be depressed, lazy, willing to lie, or had any type of medical condition when you happened to be processed.

      That's the first injustice - the decision of whether or not you have to serve is arbitrary.

      The second is that it is forced upon you. You are forced to accept a chain of command and rules that may see you forced to take up arms in a situation where it would be against your moral and ethics to do so. I would never accept putting myself in a situation where I was bound to participate in the invasion of another country for instance.

      I stood up for myself, and was prepared to take the consequences, may include a prison sentence. As I'm currently a UK resident I'm temporarily out of the system, but if I move back to Norway before my 47th birtday I still face that possibility - I'd rather take the time in prison than accept to be forced to serve, despite the fact that I would likely face at least 7 months in prison, versus the 6 months of service they tried to draft me for the last time.

      Personally I see much more bravery in being ready to accept prison than in silently accepting whatever the government asks of you regardless of how it fits with your moral and ethical standards.

      (for the non-Norwegians: 6 months is the minimum, 18 months the maximum I think, unless they've changed it again since I moved to the UK)

    46. Re:FYI by gpinzone · · Score: 1

      No, but they'll find something else to charge you with. Remember the police in the Rodney King trial? They were innocent, but were tried in Federal court under different charges. Of course, then their's a civil trial where the burden of proof is less. So even if you are found innocent, you can still be sued for millions.

    47. Re:FYI by Shakrai · · Score: 1
      One of the most important ones to recall is that they are different; so don't scream up at the instance you hear something that's different from what you're used too

      I wasn't screaming about it being different. I'm still confused as to exactly what he was charged with. Was it criminal (i.e: the state charged him) or was it completely civil (i.e: Norway's version of MPAA sued him)?

      If it was criminal, then he would not have been charged twice in the US. They could have charged him with a different crime (like the way the Feds used to charge KKK members with civil rights violations after local/state courts cleared them of murder charges when they lynched someone), but not with the same one in a different court.

      Double Jeopardy is one of our most important civil rights in the US. If your system works for you then that's great -- I especially like the way your state defends people (even in civil cases) if they can't afford a lawyer. All I'm saying is that it would not work here -- assuming I have the correct understanding of what went on (it was in fact criminal charges, not civil ones).

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    48. Re:FYI by Shakrai · · Score: 1
      Comparing the two is not exactly a good analogy.

      I wasn't comparing them. I was making a wise ass remark in response to another wise ass remark about "he got off didn't he?" I was seeking an educated discussion about the way the Norwegian legal system works and I got a sarcastic reply about "Well he got off didn't he?".

      Compare that to some of the other replies in the thread that are actually intelligent and useful and you'll see why I was a little annoyed. I shouldn't have replied to it at all but I did.

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    49. Re:FYI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe he is just a decent person who simply wants reimbursment for his loss.
      In the US I would think he should press charges for false charges, I don't know if there are any similar laws in Norway though. Personally, as much as I would want my money for reimbursement, I would be as concerned with justice for those who would attack a person for their own profit (they shouldn't see the light of freedom for a long time). I think Governments need to be harder on failed law suits, they cost in things other than money that can never be repaid with any sum of money!
      But yea, in a counter suit I would probably ask for 4 years salary at a very good job (so roughly $400,000 plus). Although, I would imagine he would now be a prime target for companies to hire.

    50. Re:FYI by Max+von+H. · · Score: 1

      Well, since USA is so ridiculously overlawyered and Europe is not, I would say that the European system works better.

      Ahem. Well, that may be true in Scandinavia, where corruption isn't the institution it is in southern Europe (France, Spain, Italy...) and where the massive governmental machines (Norway, Sweden, Finland and Denmark are true nanny-states) seem to be working rather efficiently (from my experience). Also, Scandinavians enjoy the ability of being logical and dispassionate, a good thing when dealing with thechnology and legal mumbojumbo.

      Try to have a similar case in France and all of a sudden you'll have "higher interests" showing up, with the judge being threatened by the representative who's being harrassed by some minister, himself under the pressure of some big_ass_industry, to end up with the law being rewritten just to protect said higher interests.

      Just my .02

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    51. Re:FYI by xmedar · · Score: 1

      I would want the money and see the investigators, the DVD Consortium and lawyers on the other side face trial for malicious prosecution, because in the end that is exactly what it was.

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    52. Re:FYI by TrollBridge · · Score: 0
      I too have mixed feelings on compulsary military service, but I believe the positives outweigh the negatives.

      Whether or not one morally objects to serving in the military is irrelevant; what's important is that they understand first-hand the entity that protects their way of life.

      However can a dedicated soldier fully trust his disgruntled and oft-complaining compatriot? Can he be trusted when the shit hits the fan? A valid argument indeed!

      But overall I believe the time served in the military makes better people out of most of those who go through the experience. They learn discipline, work ethic, and cooperation skills unmatched in the civilian world. And we all know those are qualities sorely lacking in today's youths!

      What I find humorously ironic is how someone in a VERY socialist country objects strongly to doing his/her part. But then that's how socialism works (or doesn't depending on your perspective): those who don't do their part benefit from the efforts of those who do.

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    53. Re:FYI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Yes, imagine someone who refuses to donate their person to the state just because the state asks! Why, that person should be made a slave or something! Oh, wait...

    54. Re:FYI by sjames · · Score: 1

      It depends on where you live. It's not even necessarily that the PD is a 'bad' lawyer. Anyone working at a few times their capacity will perform badly.

      In some places, private lawyers are essentially drafted to defend someone. The problem is that they don't necessarily have to be criminal lawyers to get drafted.

      There was a case in SOuth Georgia where the LAWYER sued on the grounds that as a real estate lawyer, he was not qualified for or comfortable with the cases being assigned to him.

      You know you're in trouble when your lawyer himself says he's not qualified to handle your case!

    55. Re:FYI by Homology · · Score: 2, Insightful
      There are a couple things one must understand about Norwegian (Scandinavian, for that matter) justice system, is that there are limits (not hard, though) on the amount of damages that may be awarded by the court, and you may not sue without a good reason (and you better back it up with facts).

      Now, since the court does not award insanely high awards, we have ambulance chasers and similar parasites at much, much lower level than in USA.

      And yes, suing. I believe that the second most common threat an US citizen will give (after "I'll kill you!") is : "I'll sue you!". Beeing sued in USA is tantamount to personal financial ruin, so the mere threat of it might make one cave in. Just witness the US RIAA suing 13 old children, and harassing with impunity.

      The US justice system is one very much fucked up system, so much that even lawyers that profit on it is concerned.

    56. Re:FYI by jebell · · Score: 1

      True enough, but the more I work on the civil side of the law, the more I realize that ALL lawyers are overworked.

      I'm licensed in Florida, D.C. and Maryland (and hopefully soon will be in Virginia). Every place I've been that "drafts" lawyers for such work works from a voluntary list. It's not outside the realm of possibility that some places mandate that all attorneys are required to serve as criminal defense lawyers for indigent defendants, but it doesn't sound like a wise practice to me.

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    57. Re:FYI by Eccles · · Score: 2, Informative

      I don't know what's more cowardly; that you fought tooth and nail to escape military service, or that you did so at taxpayers' expense.

      "I had other priorities in the '60s than military service." -Dick Cheney, 1989

      Hey, if it's good enough for the U.S. Vice President...

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    58. Re:FYI by Talla · · Score: 1

      [In the army] They learn discipline, work ethic, and cooperation skills unmatched in the civilian world

      Have you ever been in the army? The only things I learned, was how to appear stupid enough that nobody would ask me anything, always look like I was busy with some serious stuff if there were any work that needed to be done, or even better, be somewhere out of sight. If I actually had to do something, I would drag it out until the end of the day, because if I finished quickly, I would just be put to do another task.

    59. Re:FYI by sckeener · · Score: 1

      As this was a criminal case, he got a free defender from the Norvegian state.

      get a free defender here (USA) and you'll get a plea bargin.

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    60. Re:FYI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, all continental European systems also have the principle of no double jeopardy, but appeals to higher courts are not seen as double jeopardy.

    61. Re:FYI by matoh · · Score: 1

      Just guessing, the difference is that in US you get all these pre-trial motions (which jurors to allow, what evidence to submit, what questions you may ask the witnesses) which may be appealed by both sides, giving a long and potentially costly pre-trial. This is where I suppose all the costly lawyering comes into play, and where loop-hole shystering is done.

      Over here, you wait until afted the trial to do appeals, and you make an combined appeal, not separate motions.

      Disclaimer: This is deduced from watching "Law and Order", "Sopranos" and "Ally McBeal", and extrapolating the Norwegian system from what little I've seen reported of the Swedish system in Swedish newspapers... :-) :-)

    62. Re:FYI by belroth · · Score: 1
      On the subject of courage and not being in the military there were numerous examples in the UK during WWI of Conscienscious Objectors* refusing to fight but becoming ambulance drivers or medical orderlies and going to the fromt lines. They wouldn't fight but they certainly weren't cowards. Quite a few were killed and several won awards for bravery under fire.

      * They weren't really Conscientious Objectors in WWI, that term is ususally used to refer to those who refused conscription in WWII, there was no conscription in the UK in WWI. I'm really referring to pacifists who joined the Red Cross.

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    63. Re:FYI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Way to go moderators, attacking me for asking a legitimate question. This was not flamebait, and there was no flaming that followed.

    64. Re:FYI by berzerke · · Score: 1

      ...Why should the Scumbags of the entertainment industry go throwing their weight about wherever they like?...

      Or better yet, why not make the Scumbags of the entertainment industry who pointed the finger at dvd-jon and made the false claims pay the bill? Both Jon's and the State's.

    65. Re:FYI by geirhe · · Score: 1
      How the hell do they get lawyers to work at government rates?

      By paying whatever rate a lawyer would make anyway.

      Also, since there is no "free market" for public case lawyers, any lawyer who wants to do that kind of case has to be able to cope with this. If not, he can do divorce settlements. His choice, and the pay is about the same, as I said.

      Personally, I think any US lawyer would be thrilled to bits at the thought of being able to send his bill to someone who has no way of keeping track of how many hours he has spent on the case.

      It reminds me of the medical system in England where you get to wait with a bum knee for 2 years

      Last time I needed orthopaedic surgery (removal of some metal hardware in my ankle) I waited a whole week. The ironmongery was removed at one of the largest orthopaedic wards in Oslo, which I happened to live next door to, luckily. When I had to have the bits put into the ankle I had to wait all of nine hours (including a two hour drive) before I was in an operating theatre. In other words, things can happen quite fast.

      Since these systems are run by the government, you can also get lost in the paperwork and never get anything done. One of the top hospital bosses in the south of norway has just been in the papers because he had a pension agreement giving him something like a $100.000 pension from the year he turned 62. So there are problems, but I don't have anything to complain about.

      I also pay 35% tax, and there is a VAT of 23% on everything I buy except food, which is 12%, and books, which are exempt. This, and the oil Norway sells, is what keeps these systems ticking over.

    66. Re:FYI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a difference between loving one's country and agreeing to be tortured and brainwashed into accepting commands from one's government without question. To be destroyed by our leaders is infinitely worse than to be killed by our enemies.

    67. Re:FYI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Trust me, private sector employees have perfected that!

    68. Re:FYI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Europpe is not about big money its about whats RIGHT for the people. Peoples safety comes first over money.

      Thats why the system just works. Unlike the US of Mess.

      Thats socalism at work.

    69. Re:FYI by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
      Are the free lawyers actually any good in Norway?

      Sure. It's only a few countries that have become so corrupt that the legal system is intended to punish the poor and free the rich.

    70. Re:FYI by Gheesh · · Score: 1

      Are the free lawyers actually any good in Norway?

      Well, maybe they got this silly notion from their Finnish neighbours that some things (like sex or software) are better free :-)

    71. Re:FYI by Kidbro · · Score: 1

      Are the free lawyers actually any good in Norway? Speaking as someone with experience in being charged with a crime I didn't commit, I had the choice of going with the public defender (who, to quote from a movie whose name I can't remember, "Will personally escort you to the electric chair") or coughing up the $150/hr to get a real lawyer I coughed up the money.

      And this, my friend, is exactly why I've decided to stay in northern Europe, rather than moving to the US.

    72. Re:FYI by eyegone · · Score: 1


      I'd really love to live in Texas where the PDs have a nice habit of showing up drunk and passing out in the middle of your capital murder case.

      Actually, we don't even have public defenders in Texas. The judge just appoints a local attorney to act as the defendant's representative. So you get a tax or divorce specialist defending you against capital murder charges. I'm not sure if they're forced to do it pro bono or if there's some minimal compensation. Either way, you end up with a lawyer that's both unqualified and unmotivated.

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    73. Re:FYI by IgnoramusMaximus · · Score: 1

      Now thats a bunch of royal crock. Not only does a draft army treat you like total shit because the officers know they got you by the balls with no recourse, it teaches you humiliation, abuse, and to be a mindless cannon fodder. Just ask anyone form the countries where such barbaric crap is practiced. The draft army and "doing your part" come only in the event of an actual invasion by an enemy army whereby there is no dispute about moral justifications and the very existence of our country is at risk. It does not come to play in some right-wing neocon thinly disguised imperial escapades whereby "doing your part" is a synonym for "getting raped anally and possibly taking a bullet for the good of the wealthy elite and bible-thumping religious nuts". I love Canada precisely because it has a principled stand on such nonsense. Your difficulties with too many social services in our country can be easilly solved. Go south and enlist.

    74. Re:FYI by Malcontent · · Score: 1

      "Lately, our government hasn't even bothered paying lip service to the Constitution except when it serves their own interests to do so."

      Look for a constitutional amendment to ban same sex marriages pretty soon. See they love the constitution.

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    75. Re:FYI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I just don't understand Europe.

      I realize many people over there don't understand many things, such as the idea that people are equal before the law.

    76. Re:FYI by nathanh · · Score: 1
      National service is a repugnant concept unto itself. Frankly I don't care whether you got out of it for completely selfish reasons, genuine medical reasons or as some sort of protest against the very idea, I am just pleased that you did. How anybody can be an advocate of forcing someone to spend their time and energy to kill people or assist those doing the killing in some sort of misguided notion of compulsary patriotism is utterly beyond me.

      I don't see how it's morally any worse than the USA where your tax dollars are used to pay somebody else to do your killing on your behalf.

    77. Re:FYI by AndyS · · Score: 1

      I thought there was a potential case that you could be tried for the same crime - once by the state and once by the federal government?

      But yes, the fact that in Norway you have to defend yourself against appeals is 'interesting' - it seems to defeat the possibility of jury activism, which I think is a shame.

    78. Re:FYI by Eivind · · Score: 1
      You can generally choose your own "free lawyer", the state will cover your costs up to a set maximum/hour, (I believe there migth also be a maximum number of hours, based on the severity of the crime you're accused of).

      So, only if you choose a lawyer who charges more than this, or want him to spend more hours than is alloted, you'll need to pay the rest yourself.

      The US is crazy: Even if you win, a court-case will in many cases more or less bankrupt you. The very threat of filing thus works to be very intimidating, regardless of actual merits of the case. This allows rich/resourceful companies/persons to use the courts for legalised extortion of less rich entities. "Do as we say or we'll sue you into the ground. We probably won't win, but we'll certainly bankrupt you."

    79. Re:FYI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Christ. Just because something is different doesn't mean that it is a "shame"!

    80. Re:FYI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oekokrim. "Oe" is a way to write a Norwegian letter which is an O with a slash (the HTML entity "oslash").

    81. Re:FYI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "I would never accept putting myself in a situation where I was bound to participate in the invasion of another country for instance."
      Then again, the Norwegian army is not used to invade other countries. The people who go through compulsory military service do so to be prepared to DEFEND Norway from foreign invaders, not to invade other countries.

      So your comment as quoted above is pure nonsense, and just a bad excuse for chickening out.

      You are a weak, spineless coward who thinks up lies to defend your pathetic stance on this issue.

    82. Re:FYI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are one of the worthless slobs who now spends all day on Slashdot trying to pretend to be clever and useful, but is really just dirt under society's finger nails.

    83. Re:FYI by Czernobog · · Score: 1

      Oh It's easy when you don't have neighbouring countries your home has been at odds with for millenia.
      It's easy to play "democratic" and "humanitarian" and other bullshit when your country does not have to have an army to protect itself from both its enemies and its friends. I speak of "friends" that don't hesitate to support a military junta or fuel (or even take part) in a civil war.
      It's easy when your country has a population in the hundreds or even several tens of millions.
      It's easy when your country plays the world-wide sheriff and goes about bombing, invading, "liberating" and "helping" countries but cries foul when its force is met with unorthodox tactics.

      Don't get me wrong. Military service is a waste of time. You're wasting your life, often right in the middle of your most productive years. But. I will never regret having been trained to kill to protect myself, family and country.

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    84. Re:FYI by AndyS · · Score: 1

      I didn't mean it was a shame that it was different, I think the fact that it (on the face of it) seems to prevent juries returning perverse verdicts in favour of the defendant.

      As an example. Imagine that I say that walking in a certain way is a crime. I arrest you for it. I stick you in a court with video footage that you were doing it, sworn statements from 100 observers that you were doing it. The jury can still acquit and you are free. It seems that this isn't possible in this case. But the entire legal system might well be different and have sufficient checks and balances in other areas.

    85. Re:FYI by Tassach · · Score: 1
      Look for a constitutional amendment to ban same sex marriages pretty soon
      Yeah, I love that one. They might as well go the rest of the way and repeal the establishment clause of the First Amendment, which is what they are effectively trying to do.

      Mandating judeo-christian heterosexual monogomous marriage IS a de-facto establishment of religion. There are MANY traditional marriage customs that are non-monogomous. Even some Xian sects (Mormons) don't believe in monogamy. Government's role in marrage should be limited to recognizing and recording existing unions. It's not government's role to sanction or approve unions, merely to recognize that permanent unions do exist between people and to ensure that all families enjoy equal protection under the law.

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    86. Re:FYI by Malcontent · · Score: 1

      Amen bro. My ex next door neighbors are gay and it never thrreatened my marriage. They were nice guys and we even hung out once in a while. Why do people feel so threatened anyway?

      BTW the bible does not say that homosexuals should not get married. It says that they should be executed immediately. I wonder if anybody will try to get an amedment to execute gays.

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    87. Re:FYI by tanner_andrews · · Score: 1
      ... in Texas[,] where the PDs have a nice habit of showing up drunk and passing out in the middle of your capital murder case.

      Certainly regrettable, if it happened. Have you a cite, other than one from Burdine v. Johnson, 262 F.3d 336 (US 5 Cir, 2001)? In that case, it does appear that counsel slept through the trial, but the record as referenced in the opinion does not tell us that the lawyer was a PD, and I get the impression that he was appointed private counsel. It also does not mention that he was drunk, as opposed to simply sleepy.

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  3. He deserves it by Albertosaurus · · Score: 2, Interesting

    They wasted enough of his time and money.

    1. Re:He deserves it by dont_think_twice · · Score: 5, Funny

      He deserves it. They wasted enough of his time and money.

      If that logic held, Slashdot would owe me millions of dollars by now.

      hmmmmmm - anyone out there looking to start a class action lawsuit?

    2. Re:He deserves it by Herschel+Cohen · · Score: 1

      Unless I am mistaken you and the other time wasters are here by your own action, i.e. choice.

      Sue yourselves for the dumb choices you make and quite wasting my time at feeble attempts at humor.

    3. Re:He deserves it by dont_think_twice · · Score: 2, Funny
      Herschel Cohen (568) wrote:
      Sue yourselves for the dumb choices you make and quite wasting my time at feeble attempts at humor.
      Wow, I have been insulted by a sub-1000 slashdot user. Today is my lucky day I guess.
    4. Re:He deserves it by dhalgren99 · · Score: 1

      Only if it's a poll...

    5. Re:He deserves it by landaker · · Score: 1

      If that logic held, Slashdot would owe me millions of dollars by now.

      I didn't realize their subscription service was that expensive!

  4. Microsoft by BenBenBen · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe they'll follow Seattle's example and pay him off with a free DVD and a masterclass on DVD authoring.

    I hope the okokrim sues the MPAA for getting them into his mess in the first place...

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    1. Re:Microsoft by schatten · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If Jon wins this case, then that will give him the upper hand on getting more money from the MPAA at a later date. Going for small chunks of change, the ~$22K USD, in this case, would provide him with a stronger legal ground.

      Good luck Jon, you deserve the dollars for your wasted time!

    2. Re:Microsoft by dabadab · · Score: 1

      "I hope the okokrim sues the MPAA for getting them into his mess in the first place..."

      You are smoking exactly what?
      MPAA could not get the Okokrim into this trouble as the MPAA has no authority over the Norwegian police. It was the Okokrim's decision to pursue this case - geez, it would be a major scandal if it turned out that some foreign organization has a say in what the police does.

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    3. Re:Microsoft by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 3, Insightful
      MPAA could not get the Okokrim into this trouble as the MPAA has no authority over the Norwegian police. It was the Okokrim's decision to pursue this case - geez, it would be a major scandal if it turned out that some foreign organization has a say in what the police does.

      Right, I'm sure this esteemed organization woke up one day and said "You know what is threatening our great nation? DVD decryption."

      Somehow I don't think so. I'm not claiming corruption, but I've a feeling someone gave them the idea that this would be a very good thing to go after.

    4. Re:Microsoft by grazzy · · Score: 1

      Ooh, really?

      Time to wakiepakie american boy.

    5. Re:Microsoft by BenBenBen · · Score: 1
      MPAA could not get the Okokrim into this trouble as the MPAA has no authority over the Norwegian police.
      I think you're the one smoking something if you don't think the MPAA prompted this action. Try here:
      The indictment comes more than two years after the Motion Picture Association of America (MPAA) contacted OKOKRIM prosecutors and requested a criminal investigation of Johansen and his father, Per, who owned the PC on which Johansen posted DeCSS.
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    6. Re:Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, if someone reports a crime to the police it gets investigated. If there are signs that the persons accused is guilty of said crime he will be prosecuted... At least that's how it works in Sweden, I'm pretty sure it's the same whereever you come from...

  5. further more... by nubbie · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... DVD-Jon also requests a copy of LORD:ROTH special edition DVD! ;)

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    1. Re:further more... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When was Tim Roth given a peerage?

    2. Re:further more... by cK-Gunslinger · · Score: 5, Funny


      LORD:ROTH ??

      Lord of Real Dirigibles: Return of the Helium ?
      Lord of Research & Development: Return of the Hemoglobin ?
      Lord of Racing Day: Return of the Hemi ?
      Lord of Rubarb Dessert: Return of the Heartburn ?

    3. Re:further more... by craw · · Score: 1

      ...and receives the DVD's with region one coding with a note saying, "Hack me."

      BTW, what is ROTH? Return of the Hacker?

    4. Re:further more... by momerath2003 · · Score: 1

      Return of the Hobbits.

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    5. Re:further more... by Endive4Ever · · Score: 1

      Look Out Rotten Democrats: Republicans Of The Heartland.

      (sorry, just got through reading my poly-tricks websites)

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    6. Re:further more... by thentil · · Score: 1

      Based on grandparent's sig, perhapst Longing Over Resting Dynaheir : Return of the Hampster?

    7. Re:further more... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought it was some kind of comment about David Lee Roth. Oh well.

    8. Re:further more... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't that be a Hemo-goblin?

    9. Re:further more... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you don't konw that LORD means Legend Of the Red Dragon, then you don't belong here.

    10. Re:further more... by ivan256 · · Score: 2, Funny
      I don't know where all you acronym gessing slashdot posters come from, but if you don't thing "Legend of the Red Dragon" when you see LORD, then you really need to catch up on your geek history.

      /me returns to daydreaming about a time when he could read the output of 'ls -l' without a pager.

    11. Re:further more... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, you have finally accepted the truth.
      <Frodo> I have accepted that you were once Frippy Proudfoot, my father.
      <Sauron> THAT NAME no longer has any meaning for me...

    12. Re:further more... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean there are people who think LORD means something OTHER THAN Legend of the Red Dragon!?

      I'm ... shocked.

  6. Give it a shot.. by dave1212 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Fair enough, the bills are quite expensive, does he get a piece of the DeCSS shirts on ThinkGeek? (only half joking)

    If nothing else, he might raise more public interest and get donations that way.

    1. Re:Give it a shot.. by eibhear · · Score: 1

      Score: 2.5, funny

    2. Re:Give it a shot.. by dolphinling · · Score: 1

      Don't you mean the DeCSS shirts at Copyleft? Thinkgeek doesn't have any :-(

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    3. Re:Give it a shot.. by dave1212 · · Score: 1

      Nice call. That's the one.

  7. You win, don't pay by swoebser · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I think it's common sense that if you're a defendant and found not guilty that you shouldn't have to pay. Frankly, I'm surprised something like this doesn't exist already. Perhaps if the plaintiff had to pay ALL court costs if he/she lost there would be fewer nonsensical lawsuits.

    IANAL, that's just my two cents.

    1. Re:You win, don't pay by |<amikaze · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It would also prevent the little guy from going up against a large corporation. When a large corporation has 20 lawyers working on a case, they can claim exhorbant amounts of money wasted on the court case, and make the guy who has been wronged pay for the whole thing.

    2. Re:You win, don't pay by Deliveranc3 · · Score: 1

      And if you are found guilty after pleading innocent you should pay the government for the trouble? There were criminal charges against Jon, think a bit harder about it. However in his case the impetus for the lawsuit came from corperate America, he has a right to be pissed.

    3. Re:You win, don't pay by 1010011010 · · Score: 1


      There would also be a lot fewer people suing corporations and governments. Could YOU afford to pay the legal bills Microsoft will incur after you sue them?

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    4. Re:You win, don't pay by MaxPower2263 · · Score: 1
      This is representative of how the "little people" get screwed. If you look in any number of contracts for apartments, insurance, etc., it specifically states that you are responsible for their legal bills if they have to take you to court. But if you WIN such a case, you still have to pay your own legal bills!

      Lawyers don't help anything either, saying that "If you don't win, you don't pay". This contradicts logic and encourages people to sue for anything!

      I completely agree that is the plaintiff had to pay for a lost case, frivolous lawsuits in all aspects of society might be reduced tremendously.

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    5. Re:You win, don't pay by Shakrai · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I think it's common sense that if you're a defendant and found not guilty that you shouldn't have to pay. Frankly, I'm surprised something like this doesn't exist already. Perhaps if the plaintiff had to pay ALL court costs if he/she lost there would be fewer nonsensical lawsuits.

      That's a good idea until you think about the poor retired woman living on a fixed income who got screwed over by a large corporation (insert favorite evil corp here: Microsoft or SCO anyone?) and wants to get some justice. If she loses (and don't say you always win in Court if you are right -- most of the time it comes down to who has a better lawyer) she'd wind up getting stuck with the fees to pay for (insert evil corp here)'s legal dream team, would could be anywhere from tens of thousands to millions of dollars, depending on the dream team and the case.

      It might be an idea for criminal cases -- having the Government pay you if you are cleared of the charges, but then, do we really want our tax dollars going to pay the millions of dollars of legal fees racked up by the likes of OJ Simpson just because he was found not-guility?

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    6. Re:You win, don't pay by pheared · · Score: 1

      Except if you are a middle class Joe who had to sue the Big Company for what they did and you lost. Since their court costs (higher priced lawyer(s)) are greater, and you don't have nearly the same amount of money at your disposal, you will be royally fucked if you lose. This would disenfranchise the ordinary person making the legal system only work for the Company.

    7. Re:You win, don't pay by FauxPasIII · · Score: 1

      > Perhaps if the plaintiff had to pay ALL court costs if he/she
      > lost there would be fewer nonsensical lawsuits.

      There would also be a lot fewer "ordinary people" who would be willing to take the risk of standing up to giant corporations when said corporations were doing something wrong.

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    8. Re:You win, don't pay by jfengel · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Loser-pays is common in Europe, and there are groups pushing it in the US.

      There is an obvious downside to it: it tends to discourage access to the courts by people who can't afford to lose. Mike Rowe would never have been able to afford Microsoft's court costs, and if he's not 100% convinced he'll win (not just right: win) he'd be in debt forever.

      It's not infeasible; it's so common in England that it's sometimes called the English rule. But it would involve a substantial change to American jurisprudence.

    9. Re:You win, don't pay by g0at · · Score: 1

      I believe that's the way it works here in Canada.

      (But having had no court experience, thankfully, I'm not certain.)

    10. Re:You win, don't pay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This was a criminal trial not a civil lawsuit. If you think that criminals found not guilty shouldn't have to pay their lawyers then I invite you to think about O.J. Simpson. Did you really want to foot the bill of his defense through your tax dollars?

      As for civil suits, in the US at least, you can sue to recoup legal fees. Whether you will win or not is another story.

      Automatically assuming that just because you win a lawsuit or criminal case means that it was nonsensical or frivolous is very childish.

    11. Re:You win, don't pay by swoebser · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't think it would completely prevent your average joe from suing a large corporation. Remeber, you'd only have to pay if you didn't win the case. You would, however, have to be 100% sure you'd win or you'd be hosed. I'm guessing there aren't a lot of people out there who would be willing to take that kind of risk agaist a gaggle of high power lawers.

    12. Re:You win, don't pay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This would disenfranchise the ordinary person making the legal system only work for the Company.

      In other words, we have nothing to lose by adopting "loser pays"?

      Maybe there would be fewer frivolous lawsuits then. And more expensive lawyers might be more likely to take cases defending small-fry clients if they can bill the litigants after small-fry client wins.

    13. Re:You win, don't pay by tangent3 · · Score: 1

      IANAL, but I've taken a half-year module on law. At least where I am, it is up to the judge's discretion to award costs to the winner, but this applies only to non-criminal cases. I believe DVD-Jon's case was a criminal case and defendant's costs cannot be recovered... except maybe with an unlawful arrest suit or something.

    14. Re:You win, don't pay by DamnRogue · · Score: 1

      There is a flip side. If an individual sued a large corporation and lost, he would suddenly find himself responsible for millions of dollars in high-priced lawyers. That would make people think at least twice about even highly appropriate lawsuits.

    15. Re:You win, don't pay by /Wegge · · Score: 1

      At least in Denmark, the losers payment is calculated by a fixed price table, so if you spend extraordinary amounts on legal defence, you're still going to bear quite a lot of the expenses. The same of course goes for civil suits.

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    16. Re:You win, don't pay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The reason that the court's don't award all costs is to prevent defendant's abusing the system. Otherwise, people would call their lawyer every few minutes, get them to draft lots of letters and generally do lots of expensive things purely to screw the other guy financially as much as possible.

      A lawyer is also not seen as a requirement for defending yourself - you could take the stand yourself, but if you feel the need for legal advice then you should pay for it yourself as it isn't a necessity.

      The courts then award damages on a sliding scale. Unfortunately though, these days it lawyers are really a necessity, and damages will almost never cover the cost of good legal representation!

      The end result is that the system favours those with money...and as ever the little guy loses out.

    17. Re:You win, don't pay by thayner · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Makes sense again if you say that the most you have to pay if you lose is the amount you spent on your own lawyers (and using what your lawyer would have charged for an hourly rate if you were paying on contingency). So the poor retired woman who was only able to spend five thousand on her case would only need to cough up another 5k even if the opposing lawyers cost a half million.

    18. Re:You win, don't pay by Deliveranc3 · · Score: 1

      You are assuming that if you are right you will win. You are clearly an optomist.

      Both my parents are lawyers so this is not opinion.

    19. Re:You win, don't pay by swoebser · · Score: 1

      I never mentioned being right in my reply, only that you'd have to be certain that you'd win. Given all the loopholes and sheer number of laws that a good team of lawyers could uncover, I'm guessing that a "for sure win" is about 1 in 1,000,000.

    20. Re:You win, don't pay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's how it works in the UK on the civil court system. But it is limited in scope.
      In the civil system, the losing side has to pay the winning side's court costs, but that generally does not include lost wages. The logic being that as long as you have a lawyer present, you do not have to be in court for the whole precedings... just maybe one day of testimony.
      I do not think the US has this concept in most states, but most private contracts add this concept to the agreement. I'm guessing this is why the US has so many questionable lawsuits like McDonalds making you fat. An out of work lawyer has nothing to lose if there is no private contract set up to cover the other sides court costs.

      The criminal side I think is very similar to the US system. You get a public defender for free. If you choose your own law team, then you pay the whole cost. You do however have the right to sue for lost wages if you have been incarcerated without reasonable bail set, but there are a lot of catches-- you have to prove your innocence beyond reasonable doubt. So your not-guilty verdict is not enough to get back lost wages.

    21. Re:You win, don't pay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your idea sounds good at first glance, but (at least in America) "not guilty" is not the same as "innocent".

      Think of OJ's criminal case vs. his civil case.

    22. Re:You win, don't pay by dhamsaic · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      And therefore, your idea is clearly re-fucking-tarded.

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    23. Re:You win, don't pay by rmohr02 · · Score: 1

      I believe while the original poster didn't mention it, he meant for criminal trials.

    24. Re:You win, don't pay by gubachwa · · Score: 1
      I totally agree with you. Unfortunately, justice is an entrepreneurial enterprise. This means that a large corporation like Microsoft, SCO, or (insert favourite evil business entity) can hire lawyers that charge exorbitant fees, and then when they grind the opposition into the dust, claim that they are owed hundreds of thousands of dollars. It's already bad enough that individuals (or corporations) with large bank accounts have the upper-hand in a court of law. Introducing the scheme that you suggest, while on the surface appears like a good idea, would swing the balance of justice even more in the direction of the rich.

      What there needs to be is some sort of standard which can be used to judge how much money constitutes a reasonable defense/prosecution for a particular case. Then when Evil Corporation, Inc. claims that it is owed enormous amounts of money, the court can say, "Well, actually, NO. The reasonable legal costs for this case should not have exceeded $x, you're on the hook for the rest." This would put people on a slightly more level playing field.

    25. Re:You win, don't pay by Deliveranc3 · · Score: 1

      When you start a business you accept risk when you are born you do not. If a company is left destiture no one lives on the street. They file bankrupcy (A rule designed for this specifically). Companies are more likely to be able to afford it. Perhaps this will encourage companies to not be wrong as much instead of having a high power legal staff. When you pay a company $1 how much of that goes into suing other customers? How much into defending against incompetence lawsuits? How much into the product.

    26. Re:You win, don't pay by ajagci · · Score: 1

      That's not the way the law works. You pay your own legal fees in a lawsuit unless the judge determines that the lawsuit was frivolous. Yes, it sucks, but it's not clear that the alternatives are any better.

      If it worries you, you can take out insurance to cover such unexpected legal costs. Many Europeans do.

    27. Re:You win, don't pay by Deliveranc3 · · Score: 1

      If you sue a corperation they counter sue immediatly for corperate image damages, hence the bigger the corperation the bigger the damages. You don't lose a lawsuit to M$ and keep your house.

    28. Re:You win, don't pay by |<amikaze · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In that case, the government is the prosecutor. This brings another awful argument to the table. This would encourage lawyers to charge absolutely rediculous amounts. If a person was guilty and admitted it, then they would go for the cheapest law firm, since they'd have to pay for it. However, if a person figured they could get out of the charges, they'd hire the most expensive lawyer possible and the government could be out of millions of dollars because of a small legal loophole.

      How would you feel knowing that your tax dollars put millions of dollars into the pockets of a lawyer who protected a rapist by using every means possible?

    29. Re:You win, don't pay by ISPpfy · · Score: 1

      Could you afford to pay the legal bills you would incur if you sued Microsoft?

    30. Re:You win, don't pay by muckdog · · Score: 1

      You don't if you had used a public defender. Do you want to pay more taxes so every innocent person gets Johnny Cochran.

    31. Re:You win, don't pay by Oestergaard · · Score: 1

      There is an obvious downside to it: it tends to discourage access to the courts by people who can't afford to lose

      Yeah; the obvious downside being that you usually don't sue unless you have a just cause and the evidence to back it up.

    32. Re:You win, don't pay by timeOday · · Score: 0

      Well maybe grannie should set up a LLC to do the litigation on her behalf. Then if she looses she can just walk away, and if she wins the corp. can give here a golden parachute and fire her :)

    33. Re:You win, don't pay by jrf83317 · · Score: 1

      In US courts you are aloud to sue for all court/lawyer cost if you are found not guilty.

    34. Re:You win, don't pay by nomadic · · Score: 1

      A case that makes it to trial typically does it because both sides have good arguments to make. If you have a just cause and the evidence to back it up then you're not assured of a win.

    35. Re:You win, don't pay by EinarH · · Score: 1

      In Norway the state covers a standard fee pr. hour for the defendant. After the case is over, the court decides if the state shall pay other more or less. For example if the defendant's lawyer tries to charge the state with some insane amonts of working hours the court might decide that the state shall not pay more than xxx number of hours. All this of course depends on the scope of the case, what the crime is, lenght of trial, complexity etc.

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    36. Re:You win, don't pay by gorilla · · Score: 1

      I don't know anywhere which has automatic loser pays. In the UK the judge decides if costs should be awarded, and against who. In many trials, that means that both sides have to pay their own legal fees. In some cases, even the winner has to pay the losers fees. This is when the judge is basically saying 'you had a legal case, but you shouldn't have taken it this far', for example when the other side was willing to settle.

    37. Re:You win, don't pay by radish · · Score: 1

      One detail is that in the UK, the judge has final say over all awards of costs. So, in the David vs Goliath case, where an individual goes up against a corp and their army of lawyers (and loses), the judge _may_ decide to only award part (or none) of the costs at his discretion. This is often done when the resources of the two parties are very different and the judge thinks that the case was "reasonable". On the flip side, if you bring a case the judge considers frivolous, prepare yourself for a big shock!

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    38. Re:You win, don't pay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. You're not. If the verdice is guilty or not guilty then it is a criminal trial. You can only sure for wrongful prosecution. And it is allowed not aloud.

    39. Re:You win, don't pay by Oestergaard · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There is an obvious downside to it: it tends to discourage access to the courts by people who can't afford to lose

      While that *sometimes* can be a bad thing, I believe that it will *often* be a good thing.

      SCO vs. IBM
      (we're broke and have no product, so give us some money)

      Smokers vs. Phillip Morris
      (hey, I thought smokes were good for you, I thought they had vitamin-C in 'em and stuff)

      Oh, and then there's the hospitals hiring lawyers and explicitly telling *every* patient when they leave, that if the patient sues and loses, they will counter-sue. They did that to stop what became routine; that most patients did in fact sue after being treated, because there was a good chance of getting some form of compentation and no risk associated with suing.

      Sure, sometimes the wrong guy loses - which is why civilized countries do not have capital punishment.

      But fundamentally, I think that it is a good idea to let people/corporations who sue know, that there is a risk associated, and suing is not something you should do just for fun, or because "heck, it might work". Going to court is not a game, or at least, it ought not to be. In my humble oppinion of course.

    40. Re:You win, don't pay by Asic+Eng · · Score: 4, Insightful
      It would also prevent the little guy from going up against a large corporation.

      In some cases it would - then again the current system allows the big guy to sue the little guy until he gives up because he runs out of money. So both systems will fail some of the little guys at some point. To evaluate them you'd have to compare how they compare on average. I think the current US system looks very bad there - employing over half of the worlds lawyers just has to be a ridiculous amount of overhead.

    41. Re:You win, don't pay by Anspen · · Score: 1

      But isn't there usually a cap on the amount? Plus the assumption that the lawyer(s) get a normal rate? I can't imagine you'd have to pay for a crack squad of 20 lawyers in a case that doesn't require them.

    42. Re:You win, don't pay by Crashmarik · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The little guy doesn't get justice the lawyers get a windfall.

      Don't kid yourself, Elderly couple sues walmart because an overstuffed shopping bag broke, psychic sues MRI center for causing loss of psychic abilities, crook sues home owner for injuring him during the course of a burglary. The lawyers win, everyone else gets screwed in ways too numerous to measure.

      There is a desperate need for tort reform. There is an even more desperate need to make certain lawyers do not wield total control of the legal process.

    43. Re:You win, don't pay by neodymium · · Score: 1

      well, sometimes it is good not to live in the states. in most parts of "old europe" (SCNR), lawyers are not allowed to charge what they want. the cost of lawyers is a given percentage of the amount in dispute. hence, you know in advance, what the cost of a given lawsuit will be.

    44. Re:You win, don't pay by jrf83317 · · Score: 1

      my bad on spelling

    45. Re:You win, don't pay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >As for civil suits, in the US at least, you can sue >to recoup legal fees. Whether you will win or not >is another story.

      Only if you have a contract covering the dispute that states the losing side has to pay all court costs. So your apartment and insurance contracts probably have this clause in them, but the frivoluous lawsuits you hear about on TV are not covered by contracts. The US is badly in need to tort law reform to make this implicit in all civil court disputes, but there is a lot of politics involved so I do not see it happening anytime soon. Like a 1/3 of congress have law degrees, and like a 1/4 were former practicing lawyers, and about 1/10 were the worst form of lawyers-- ambulance chasers. The legal industry would plumet into a huge recession, since many lawyers would suddenly find themselves out of work as lawsuits would probably plumet by more than 1/2.
      But it would be the right and fair thing to do... and most civilized countries around the world have such a civil court system.

    46. Re:You win, don't pay by 1010011010 · · Score: 1

      Could you afford to pay the legal bills you would incur if you sued Microsoft?

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    47. Re:You win, don't pay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can sue with or without a contract. What you are saying is that you automatically get the legal fees if you have a contract. In the absence of a contract you have to file a countersuit. As I said whether you will win or not is another story.

    48. Re:You win, don't pay by StevenMaurer · · Score: 1

      >> There is an obvious downside to it: it tends to discourage access to the courts by people who can't afford to lose.

      > Yeah; the obvious downside being that you usually don't sue unless you have a just cause and the evidence to back it up.

      Or, just the money to pay if you happen to loose despite the fact that you have a "just cause and evidence to back it up".

      I think the ideal system would be to split the difference. If it goes to trial in a civil case then nobody pays. But if your suit gets dismissed with prejudice (i.e. the judge says you case has absolutely no merit before you even get to trial), then you pay.

      We want to punish frivolous civil filings. Not when there is a real issue to be decided.

    49. Re:You win, don't pay by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      I would expect my DA to have his case sewed up tight before even contemplating charging someone with a crime... as it should be!!!!

    50. Re:You win, don't pay by pclminion · · Score: 1
      Why not invent some kind of procedure whereby both sides can argue it, and the judge gets to decide who ends up paying what for whom?

      That is why we have judges, right? To make decisions that simple rules can't make for us?

    51. Re:You win, don't pay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, Mike Rowe being Canadian, he would have gotten the opportunity to enjoy the loser-pay rule had the trial gone to court. I don't know about other Commonwealth countries but in Canada there are two tiers of loser-pays (or so I understand; IANAL): party/party (which makes the losing side pay the winning side the fee as calculated by a set rate and has the winning side pick up the remainder of his/her legal fees) and solicitor/client (which is a much higher amount and can be asked for when the winning side can prove that the losing side had malicious intent or a completely frivolous case and should essentially pay for everything). In this case if Rowe had gone to court and lost he would have had to pay a chunk of Microsoft's legal fees, but unless the big corporate lawyers would have been able to show that he was a monster who in bad faith forced Microsoft to go to court even though he knew that he was wrong, he wouldn't be in debt for the rest of his life.

    52. Re:You win, don't pay by jfengel · · Score: 1

      True, but it means you're depending on the judge. It's a gamble not everybody wishes to make. It may well be better than the American system which permits SLAPP and frivolous suits, but it's not necessarily a perfect win either.

    53. Re:You win, don't pay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Utopia Inc.? One Royal Exploder coming right up!

    54. Re:You win, don't pay by Nintendork · · Score: 1
      "It would also prevent the little guy from going up against a large corporation. When a large corporation has 20 lawyers working on a case, they can claim exhorbant amounts of money wasted on the court case, and make the guy who has been wronged pay for the whole thing."

      So there's a cap equal to the cost of the plaintiff or the cost of the defense, whichever is less.

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    55. Re:You win, don't pay by lubricated · · Score: 1

      if he's not guilty then it's worth every penny. After all he didn't do it. If he's guilty and found not guilty then that's the courts and they need to be fixed.

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    56. Re:You win, don't pay by Asprin · · Score: 2, Informative


      The idea is called "Loser Pays" and it has been proposed many times as a solution to frivolous litigation. MANY states have considered bills in the legislature that propose implementing some sort of "Loser Pays" system, but it has stiff opposition because lawyers don't like tort reform limiting their income, especially if they are also individually liable for damages as some plans propose.

      Google should help you find out all it.

      BTW, politically, such proposals almost always come from the Republicans and are opposed by Democrats since attorneys tend to donate and lean to the left. That's not important information, but I think it's fun to point it out and tweak the many leftists here on the /. [*tweak!*]

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    57. Re:You win, don't pay by barc0001 · · Score: 1
      It would also prevent the little guy from going up against a large corporation. When a large corporation has 20 lawyers working on a case, they can claim exhorbant amounts of money wasted on the court case, and make the guy who has been wronged pay for the whole thing.

      Why? Right now, big corporations can push their weight around on the flimsiest cases and bankrupt people. If this rule came into effect, the "little guy" could also run out and get a busload of Armani-suits without fear, especially if he/she had a good case. In fact, it'd probably stop 99% of all frivolous lawsuits. And the other 1% would get their asses taught a lesson they'd never forget

    58. Re:You win, don't pay by Kwil · · Score: 1

      Too simplistic. As some people have pointed out, it could well have a chilling effect.

      A better idea is for the Court or legislature to set what it considers to be "reasonable rates" for an adequate defense and/or prosecution. These rates would allow for a single lawyer at a certain maximum rate, and also provide maximum rates payable for any expert testimony hours.

      The loser then has to pay *that* fee on top of any judgement. If the winner went and spent more than that, that's their problem.

      In some ways, it's much like the system now, where you simply get a judgement and pay your lawyer from it, but it specifically acknowledges that legal representation does not come free, and differentiates between the judgement for damages and the costs of representation.

      This way it gives incentive to the big guy not to try to simply outspend the little guy on a hopeless case, as the longer they prolong the trial, the higher their eventual pay-out will wind up being.

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    59. Re:You win, don't pay by Idarubicin · · Score: 1
      It might be an idea for criminal cases -- having the Government pay you if you are cleared of the charges, but then, do we really want our tax dollars going to pay the millions of dollars of legal fees racked up by the likes of OJ Simpson just because he was found not-guility?

      The problem is that there isn't enough precision in verdicts. In criminal cases, courts may only return "guilty" or "not guilty"--there is no such verdict as "innocent".

      In Scottish courts, there are three verdicts--"guilty", which has the usual meaning; "not proven", which indicates that there is insufficient evidence to prove guilt beyond a reasonable doubt (analogous to the usual meaning of "not guilty" in most Western countries); and "not guilty", which means that the court believes the preponderance of evidence suggests the accused is genuinely innocent of the crimes.

      The three verdicts might be incorporated into the American legal system as "guilty", "not guilty", and "innocent". Out-and-out guilty verdicts would lead to the penal system and the usual punishments. Not guilty verdicts indicate continued doubt as to the accused's innocence, but would still count as an acquittal--they fail the "beyond a reasonable doubt" test. Innocent verdicts would suggest that the evidence was in favour of the accused, and might require the payment of significant compensation by the state. I'm sure we can all think of cases where acquitted individuals, though not guilty, certainly were not innocent! I humbly suggest that the Simpson case might fall into this category.

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    60. Re:You win, don't pay by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 1

      What do you mean thankfully? If you were certain, it would mean that all your time and money had been compensated by the other side. No problem there, right?

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    61. Re:You win, don't pay by sjames · · Score: 1

      Might as well. The county bankrupted itself to prosecute him as it is.

      A number of important things came out of the O.J. trial. An important and inevitable conclusion that criminal justice is screwed up also came out. Both are virtually ignored.

      The important thing is that the FBI witnesses admitted that they VOTE on marginal lab results. Come on guys, there's no VOTING in science. The correct term is indeterminant or inconclusive. If there's a vote, it needs to be called unscientific evidence.

      The conclusion even worse. You get to pick one based on your beliefs about O.J.'s innocence. Either:

      He's guilty, but if you throw enough money at it, you can get away with murder.

      He's innocent, but it cost him millions to stay out of jail. The county willingly bankrupted itself in the process. What chance would he have had if he were middle or lower class?

      Either way, it looks like justice is for sale to the highest bidder. The scariest part is that nobody's taking that very seriously. Nothing is being done to correct (or at least improve) the situation. Admittedly, it's a hard problem, but we could at least try to improve matters.

    62. Re:You win, don't pay by g0at · · Score: 1

      Well, maybe my money would have been, but my time would still have been wasted. I'd rather do productive things than sit in a courtroom. :)

    63. Re:You win, don't pay by AnotherBlackHat · · Score: 1

      I think it's common sense that if you're a defendant and found not guilty that you shouldn't have to pay. Frankly, I'm surprised something like this doesn't exist already. Perhaps if the plaintiff had to pay ALL court costs if he/she lost there would be fewer nonsensical lawsuits.


      I agree in principle, but the winner should only get a standard fee for their time.
      For example, $50 per hour, with the number of hours being estimated by the judge.
      Otherwise, people might hire thousands of lawyers just to hurt the other guy if they win.

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    64. Re:You win, don't pay by nomadic · · Score: 1

      SCO vs. IBM (we're broke and have no product, so give us some money)

      Well obviously SCO does have some money, otherwise they wouldn't have a legal team to file the suits.

      Smokers vs. Phillip Morris (hey, I thought smokes were good for you, I thought they had vitamin-C in 'em and stuff)

      Well, actually the tobacco companies had publicly maintained for years that cigarette smoking wasn't addictive. They also put chemicals in it to make it addictive.

    65. Re:You win, don't pay by kcbrown · · Score: 1
      There is an obvious downside to it: it tends to discourage access to the courts by people who can't afford to lose. Mike Rowe would never have been able to afford Microsoft's court costs, and if he's not 100% convinced he'll win (not just right: win) he'd be in debt forever.

      That's because it's not implemented right. The right way to implement it is to limit the amount of money the loser has to pay if he loses. There are a couple of ways you can limit it that would likely be effective:

      1. The loser pays a maximum of some percentage of his net worth.
      2. The loser pays no more than the amount he paid to his lawyer.

      The second option is, I think, more likely to be abused, so I tend to favor the first.

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    66. Re:You win, don't pay by 49152 · · Score: 1

      >I think it's common sense that if you're a defendant and found not guilty that you shouldn't have to pay. Frankly, I'm surprised
      >something like this doesn't exist already. Perhaps if the plaintiff had to pay ALL court costs if he/she lost there would be fewer
      >nonsensical lawsuits.

      It already does exist, legal representation is covered by the norwegian government in all criminal cases (and some civil cases too if your financial status is below a certain level) and it does not matter if you win or lose if it is a criminal case, legal representation is free anyway. In civil cases the looser usually have but not always to pay the other parts legal costs, the court can make the loser pay some or all of the winners costs depending on what the judge thinks is fair.

      Also the public defenders are not second rates employed by the government but private lawyers paid by an hourerly rate which is in fact quite high. If you dont like the lawyer that get apointed to you, then you can always choose another one yourself. Most will happily accept the public rates since its higher than many lawyers would be able to claim at the free market anyway. Of course this means we (norwegians) get both good legal representation, and some of the worlds highest taxes to pay for it all...

      Jon is not countersuing to get back legal costs, he simply wants some compensation for what he has been going through the last few years.

    67. Re:You win, don't pay by Prof.Phreak · · Score: 1

      It's funny how in all these scenarios the only people who seem to win are lawyers.

      How about lawyers don't get paid if they loose a case?, and their salaries get rerouted to the other side.

      (ie: huge corporation sues little guy. little guy wins. lawyers of big corporation make $0, and their millions (that they would've made) go to the little guy's lawyers. Similarly, if a little guy sues the big corp, and wins, he gets money for their lawyers. Also, if the little guy sues the big corp, and looses, the little guy's lawyer gets $0, and the little guy doesn't owe anything).

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    68. Re:You win, don't pay by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 1

      productivity is wasted on the productive. Or something. Possibly some other joke involving the word "reproductive".
      You may now giggle.

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    69. Re:You win, don't pay by FsG · · Score: 1
      How would you feel knowing that your tax dollars put millions of dollars into the pockets of a lawyer who protected a rapist by using every means possible?

      Pretty good actually, because someday I might be accused of an awful crime that I didn't commit, and I'd expect the same kind of defense.

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    70. Re:You win, don't pay by rmohr02 · · Score: 1

      And if the case isn't a sure thing but they know the guy did it they should let him off? The reason they have trials is because they don't necessarily have a sure thing. If they did, there'd be a plea bargain.

    71. Re:You win, don't pay by shaitand · · Score: 1

      The reason they have trials is NOT because every case isn't supposed to be a sure thing.

      It's the opposite, it's to MAKE SURE every case isn't a sure thing. Plea bargaining has merely INCREASED DELAYS (artificial delays are added to give chances to plea bargain) AND INCREASED the level of corruption in the legal system. If the prosecution has a good case they can pressure an innocent defendent into accepting a plea bargain.

      And your damn right if the case isn't a sure thing they should let him off. It's better to let 10,000 rapists and murderers go free than to wrongfully imprison even one innocent. Don't agree? Ok your the next innocent up.

    72. Re:You win, don't pay by shaitand · · Score: 1

      How about your average bench tech does as much average work as lawyer and your average McDonalds fry guy works harder if less hours so we don't allow them to charge millions in the first place?

    73. Re:You win, don't pay by rmohr02 · · Score: 1

      I'm saying that there's a reason the courts use "beyond a reasonable doubt" instead of "100% sure".

    74. Re:You win, don't pay by shaitand · · Score: 1

      Look, not only is your post redudant because this has already been discused in a half dozen other threads, but we've already covered the solutions to this as well.

      1. This does not apply to invididuals versus corporation, in that case if the corp wins the individual pays his own expense only. But corp loses then the corp pays (justification, corps are not HUMAN BEINGS, they are mythical paper entities).

      2. In the cases where someone pays, they pay the sum of their own expenses, the result is always to double their own expenses. You spend $50 on filing fees and defend yourselves and win against megacorp or bill gates personage, you get the amount of megacorp's (or billy) expenses toward (even exceeding) your own. If they win, they get $50 toward their own expenses.

    75. Re:You win, don't pay by shaitand · · Score: 1

      "There is an even more desperate need to make certain lawyers do not wield total control of the legal process."

      RIIIIIIGHT, because they don't wield total control now? Let's see the Politicians who make the laws are all lawyers (I'd be very suprised to hear of a single member of congress who isn't). Who is held in check by the president (lawyer anyone?).

      Ok, so now we've got laws. Now we get arrested and are defended by a lawyer of course, and prosecuted by a lawyer of course, and let's not forget, the judge is just another lawyer! Right on up to the supreme court (which is entirely staffed by lawyers).

      So umm who exactly is it you think would be doing this reforming of yours? And what significant part of the process isn't alreadying being wielded by lawyers? Face it, the only way we will ever take the reins of power away from the lawyers is revolution.

    76. Re:You win, don't pay by shaitand · · Score: 1

      You realize all the democrats and repulicans in office are lawyers right?

    77. Re:You win, don't pay by shaitand · · Score: 1

      I think your reading that backwards my friend basically the way that is SUPPOSED to read is more like "Beyond ANY POSSIBLE sliver of doubt which even two human beings on earth could agree was slightly reasonable."

      Basically anything short of "The martians decended and stabbed my wife 467 times and then used odd alien technology to reverse time so my aliby would be disproven, and then they further used their odd alien technology to implant the vision of me commiting the crime in the 47 witnesses minds, then further put my prints on the knife" should be grounds to let the defendant go.

    78. Re:You win, don't pay by Asprin · · Score: 1


      Duh, but the Republican lawyers in office are proposing this stuff be capped somehow, and the Democrats aren't.

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    79. Re:You win, don't pay by Asic+Eng · · Score: 1
      How about lawyers don't get paid if they loose a case?

      That's an appealing idea - however often cases are not just win or lose. E.g. if someone is sued for a certain amount his lawyer might not manage to win, but might get the amount reduced. (Or maybe jail time is reduced, probation is granted etc.) If the rule was as you suggest, then potentially a lawyer would stop working once he feels the case is lost.

    80. Re:You win, don't pay by Mairsil · · Score: 1

      I imagine that if the defendants win, the claimant would have to pay all court costs, since they unjustly started the whole thing. If the claimant wins, thay can still pay for their part themselves. Should discourage frivolous lawsuits.

    81. Re:You win, don't pay by tyldis · · Score: 1

      IIRC, how much the loser pays varies. The most common thing in Norway, I believe, is that you have to pay the winner the same amount as you spent on your own defence. It is up to the court to decide how much, at least.

    82. Re:You win, don't pay by geoswan · · Score: 1
      ...Also, if the little guy sues the big corp, and loses, the little guy's lawyer gets $0, and the little guy doesn't owe anything).

      Hey! Doesn't that sounds a lot like Darl's business plan?

      [1] Launch frivolous far-fetched lawsuit, with extremely nebulous justification, just because someone has deep pockets.
      [2] Attack anyone who points out the fanciful nature of your suit.
      [3a] If the suit fails, your firm is bankrupt, so you don't have to pay damages, or your lawyers.
      [3b] Make enough of a nuisance of yourself that the deep pockets settle with you, just to shut you up. Yeah! Profit!
      [3c] In the unlikely chance you win -- Yeah! Even bigger profit!

    83. Re:You win, don't pay by Prof.Phreak · · Score: 1

      Hey! Doesn't that sounds a lot like Darl's business plan?

      And it seems to be working, isn't it? Heh. :-)

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  8. Payment from MPAA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Jon, we will compensate you in remaindered copies of 'Little Nicky', 'Crossroads', and 'Ishtar' in DVD."

    1. Re:Payment from MPAA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "And Gigli. Don't forget Gigli."

    2. Re:Payment from MPAA by jtosburn · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Jon, we will compensate you in remaindered copies of 'Little Nicky', 'Crossroads', and 'Ishtar' in DVD."

      ...sorry they're all Region 1, but we figured you'd be ok with that...

    3. Re:Payment from MPAA by IdleTime · · Score: 1

      Not to mention, the number 1 DVD and he has to sit through at least 10 showings in a row: GIGLI!

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    4. Re:Payment from MPAA by El · · Score: 0, Redundant

      What, no 'Gigli'? Or did they not even bother to put that one on DVD?

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  9. Free Publicity? by PRES_00 · · Score: 1

    Maybe this is a bit similar to the MikreRoweSoft.com case. Rather than ending bad for him, he gets free publicity for his work and DeCss in general, if that's his motive...

    1. Re:Free Publicity? by 88NoSoup4U88 · · Score: 0

      The publicity that he got (allthough i think the guy and his work are great) was one that was focusing on him as being a bad person : I don't think that's the best publicity to get for 'outsiders'.

    2. Re:Free Publicity? by AssClown2520 · · Score: 1
      Anyone that has set up a dvd player such as xine in *nix knows who this guy his. Anyone who hasn't really doesn't care about what he has done or that he was getting sued for it.

      I really think his motive in this case was to watch a freaking DVD that he had paid money for on the platform of his choosing.

      All hail DVD-Jon

    3. Re:Free Publicity? by Dionysus · · Score: 1

      Platform of his choosing? DVD-Jon wrote a Windows GUI for DeCSS in VisualBasic.

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    4. Re:Free Publicity? by easter1916 · · Score: 1

      Ceci n'est pas une reponse. ;-)

  10. What's his day job? by davidhan · · Score: 1

    Anyone know? I didn't see it in the article.

    1. Re:What's his day job? by C_nemo · · Score: 1

      IIRC he is a software developer for a norwegian firm (or a firm with a branch in Norway). He dropped out / took a break from high school and started working as a programmer just after the DeCSS shit hit the fan. Its a few years back so it is possible that he has completed high school and is (at least planning to) study CompSci at Univeristy level.

  11. Add this guy... by syphax · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ... to the Pantheon of Geeks.

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  12. Fair is fair... by axis-techno-geek · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Heck he should sue the MPAA for damages too, if they can pressure prosocution they should also foot the blame.

    ...oh sorry that "liberty and justice for all" has been replaced with "liberty and justice for all those who can afford it".

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    1. Re:Fair is fair... by Zak3056 · · Score: 1

      ...oh sorry that "liberty and justice for all" has been replaced with "liberty and justice for all those who can afford it".

      You are aware that "liberty and justice for all" is an American phrase (though I grant the concept is universal) and that this took place in Norway, right?

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    2. Re:Fair is fair... by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 1

      You're right. Thanks for catching that one. We've amended it now, so it should be accurate. For your review:

      "liberty and justice for all*

      * Except for those living in Puerto Rico, Guatemala, the Virgin Islands, Guantanamo Bay, China, Syria, any temporarily designated 'Free Speech Zones' and, of course, Norway."

      Better?

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    3. Re:Fair is fair... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are aware that the American MPAA pressured this case in Norway? Right?

    4. Re:Fair is fair... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heck he should sue the MPAA for damages too, if they can pressure prosocution they should also foot the blame.

      I disagree. His government didn't have to listen to the MPAA. They chose to, and should bear the responsibility.

    5. Re:Fair is fair... by axis-techno-geek · · Score: 1
      That was kind of the point... irony.... it's NOT like Goldy :)

      I know it's shocking, but there is a LARGE part of the world that DOESN'T fall under US jurisdiction, but still the MPAA was able to pressure the Oekokrim into prosocuting DVD-Jon because they could do it directly.

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  13. I'm actually surprised by seidleroniman · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This went on for quite a while, i'm surprised that the number isnt much higher (like in the 75k range).

    1. Re:I'm actually surprised by arcade · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Because this is Norway. We generally don't sue for insane amounts - and such demands would be flat out denied by the court.

      I'll be quite surprised if he actually gets as much as he has demanded. Especially since this has led to him getting a quite good job.

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  14. Counter-suit by MasterC · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Someone sues me and wastes my time (the more important part) and money then you betcha I'd sue back. Although it sounds Jon is just demanding and not suing.

    I hope this isn't considered a surprise...to anyone.

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    1. Re:Counter-suit by scharkalvin · · Score: 1

      He should sue the RIAA

    2. Re:Counter-suit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While he is at it why not sue the NRA, the IRA, the AICPA, the NBA, the T&A, and the MommaLookaBooBooDay.

      In summary, you are a moron. Tell me what the RIAA had to do with any of this?

    3. Re:Counter-suit by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      He should sue the RIAA

      Being that he's not in America, wasn't prosecuted by Americans, nor was he prosecuted at the provable behest of any American entity, suing the Recording Industry Association of America from Norway is a lame suggestion.

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  15. Frivolous Prosecutions by Mistah+Blue · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I hope he prevails. Perhaps it will give other prosecutors pause, to think out their case. If you have a weak case and know you are going to have to pay all cases, you might decide to forego prosecution and use your resources on cases which aren't weak. This benefits the society as a whole.

    1. Re:Frivolous Prosecutions by Mistah+Blue · · Score: 1

      s/pay all cases/pay all costs/

    2. Re:Frivolous Prosecutions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This benefits the society as a whole.

      Except for anybody who pays taxes. Are all slashdotters totally oblivous when it comes to how government works? If prosecutors have to pay when they lose then it is coming out of your pocket. Like I said above, what do you think your share of O.J.'s legal fees would have been.

      Why is there no common sense on Slashdot? Isn't there at least one other intelligent person out there.

    3. Re:Frivolous Prosecutions by Derkec · · Score: 1

      The counter arguement is that paying for court space, judges, jury maintaince etc to support frivolous cases ain't cheap either. Cases where OJ type money is spent are exceptionally rare as a percentage of overall cases and a loser pays system could have a cap on it so that only those fees a "normal" person would rack up would be covered.

      I don't think the cost-benifit analysis is as easy as either of you make it out to be.

    4. Re:Frivolous Prosecutions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I really think you are just missing the difference between criminal and civil cases. There are very few "frivolous" criminal cases. Prosecutors, besides being overworked and underpaid, hardly having the time to push trials they don't think they have a good chance of winning. District Attorneys are not typically the scumbag lawyers that you think of when you think of civil lawsuits. I have a friend who is an assistant DA and he makes pretty much nothing. He does it because he believes he is doing something good. He could easily have sold out and become a defense attorney or worse an ambulance chasers.

      Charging the government for lost criminal cases, no matter, how much you cap it, would be a bad idea. This is why no civilized country has such a law.

    5. Re:Frivolous Prosecutions by aaandre · · Score: 1

      That is, if the prosecutors have logical interests. What if they are interested in using strategic lawsuits as a scare tactic, regardless of winning or not?

      Do the math: You get involved in a lawsuit and win it, but in the process you lose an year of your life and $20-$100k.

      It'a pretty big punishment for testing your (insert freedom of speech etc. here) rights.

      The result is that many people will choose to not do things they would otherwise do not because of the law but because of the punishment.

      Compare the costs:
      Stay low, be afraid, do not stend up for your rights = you feel like shit, pay $nothing.
      Do what's in your right but against [big_corporation]'s interests = 1 year, $20k, you feel like shit most of the time, then maybe a hero, maybe a criminal+jail.

      You choose.

    6. Re:Frivolous Prosecutions by DarkVader · · Score: 1

      You know, I have to call "bullshit" on this one.

      There are tons of frivolous criminal cases (literally, when you consider the weight of the paper involved). After all, speeding is technically a criminal offence in most states (though it generally carries no jail time) and the refusal to take your anti-bush sign to a restricted speech zone is charged as a criminal offence.

      There are even more downright malicious criminal cases, brought because someone has power and feels like abusing it.

      While your friend may be one of the good guys, if he is, he's atypical of most of what you see from prosecutors, who generally see winning cases as a way to advance in rank, and don't care about actual innocence.

      I think Norway has the right idea on this one, as it seems that their system provides a great deal of protection for the unjustly accused (as DVD Jon was). They just need to fix the double jeopardy problem - but then again, so do we. It's now far too easy for a prosecutor to take an aquital and come up with a new crime to charge someone with, or for the feds to decide to step in and turn an aquital into a decision to charge someone with a federal crime.

    7. Re:Frivolous Prosecutions by Derkec · · Score: 1

      You're pretty much right. On this discussion, I'm totally messed up. You have one group of people talking about a criminal case, another group saying he should get reparations from Norway's equivilant of ??AA. The line between criminal and civil has been totally blown apart in the broader conversation and I used that as my frame of reference. Upon further thought, I was wrong to base my arguement on the random trash people were throwing around.

      In regards to the other poster, I think he is mixed up. DAs are often political figures who act based on political motives from time to time. ADAs, like your friend are civil servants and should be honored. Hell, that's what I think the situation is anyway - somebody tell me I'm wrong.

    8. Re:Frivolous Prosecutions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are calling bullshit on me and you don't know the difference between a misdemeanor and a felony? Speeding tickets are not frivolous. They are one of the biggest revenue generation devices in the country. You don't have a jury in a misdemeanor case.

      Name one malicious criminal case since McCarthy and the Red Scare or J.Edgar Hoover stepped down?

      Prosecutors are not supposed to be looking for innocence. Nobody is looking for innocence. In this country your are innocent until proven guilty. It is the prosecutors job to look for guilt and the defense attorneys job to look for loopholes. Like anybody else they want to advance in rank. If you don't then it is a sad statement about you.

      And Norway hasn't awarded him anything. He has demanded it but they haven't given it to him

      Damn you called bullshit on me and then proceeded to spew your own.

    9. Re:Frivolous Prosecutions by DarkVader · · Score: 1

      And clearly you don't know the difference between a misdemeanor and a felony either. You are entitled to a jury trial in any case where you can spend jail time, and where I am a misdemeanor can get you up to 11 months, 29 days.

      Speeding is not an offence that can get you jail time in most cases, but just because it can only get you a fine doesn't mean it's not a criminal charge. A parking ticket isn't a criminal charge, speeding is. And it's a frivolous charge, as it's generally acknoleged that it is only used as a revenue generating measure, not as a means of stopping any sort of offense. The government has legitimate means of raising revenue, it's called a tax.

      As for malicious prosecution, just do a google search. Since you asked for one case, here is an example from a US district court of a summary judgement that was granted for malicious prosecution and false arrest. (PDF format)

      A prosecutor has a responsibility to look for the person who is actually guilty of a crime, and to not prosecute someone who is innocent. Anything else is malicious prosecution, and should result in a prosecutor being fired. Unfortunately, that is almost never the result.

      I believe that Norway will likely grant the award, as I understand it is standard procedure to do so. If you have expertise in Norwegian law, please feel free to argue this.

      And I repeat, your post was bullshit.

  16. Costs? by Dogers · · Score: 0

    The article doesnt say if its costs hes looking at recovering, or "costs" he wants back (ie, is it lawyers fees, or "dammit i want money for you harassing me").

    Sounds to me towards the end that its the latter..? What do others think/know?

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    1. Re:Costs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it's the latter, he should be asking for Ten Billion US Dollars. *THAT* would get the media attention he needs.

  17. Sounds like he... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Got off cheap.

    Why doesn't he setup a legal defense fund like Linda Tripp?

    ...Seems a little entitlement-minded, doesn't he?

  18. Civil vs Criminal by JasonUCF · · Score: 2, Interesting

    IANALBIPOOSWIAB (I am not a lawyer but I play one on slashdot when I am bored) --

    In da US they call thems dere sorts of stuff 'Wrongful Prosecution'. I wonder how they would handle this in Norvay. I mean, as I understood it when it was escalated to the higher court it was a civil-type charge. Wrongful Pros cases in the US historically deal with criminal prosecutions. yes yes, I know nothing of norvegian law, yes yes i'll stfu, sorry...

    1. Re:Civil vs Criminal by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      I believe for wrongful prosecution, there has to be some sort of malice on the prosecutors side. Or prosecutorial misconduct, or some other legal mumbo jumbo. As in they filed charges just because they dont like me and want to make me miserable, knowing full well I was innocent. It's not wrongful if they had a good faith belief that the charges were valid. Tough to prove.

      For example, they charge me with murder because they find the victims blood all over my car, and my bloody shoes and gloves in a wastebasket at the airport. But during the trial it's discovered that the gloves dont fit, so I'm found innocent. Can I sue for wrongful prosecution?

      I really need to know because I can hardly afford green fees these days!

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  19. Re:OT: Seriously, what is up with Slashdot's HTML by BenBenBen · · Score: 1

    It could be to do with the stonking great adverts /. has started showing to the right of the main content...

    Have you got "images from other sites" turned off?

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  20. Can anyone say COUNTERSUIT ? by MajorDick · · Score: 1

    Isnt this what countersuits are for in the first place ? I mean this on is a little different beign sortof a Criminal case, but since it was the strongarm of the MPwhatever. Couldnt he sue them ?

    1. Re:Can anyone say COUNTERSUIT ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Was it actually easier to type MPwhatever than MPAA? I could understand *AA or ??AA or something like that but why the whatever?

    2. Re:Can anyone say COUNTERSUIT ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Presumably he didn't feel like looking up what the Norwegian branch of the movie mafia calls themselves. Remember, MPAA stands for Motion Picture Ass. of America.

    3. Re:Can anyone say COUNTERSUIT ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually I JUST woke up and couldnt remeber if it was MPPA or MPAA :)

  21. Re:only 17,500? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If he were a Slashdotter, he'd whine about it endlessly while doing nothing.

  22. Just Enough to Pay... by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1
    claiming 150,000 NOK (about 17,500 euros)

    Sounds like just enough to pay your RIAA extortion.

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  23. Good for him by thedillybar · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I like the idea of a counter-suit. News like this should help prevent companies such as DirecTV from indiscriminately suing people because there's a small chance that they're guilty.

    If people continue to fight these lawsuits and counter-sue, rather than just settle, then these companies will be discouraged from these rages in the future because it will end up costing them more in dollars & negative PR than it's worth.

  24. Although I support his position/work on DeCSS by Sheetrock · · Score: 4, Insightful
    The Oekokrim trials were clearly about establishing precedent for Norway on an important matter, not about punishing him directly. Living in a litigious society, I can tell you only one group seems to come out the consistent winner when everybody feels the need for compensation when they've been offended in some manner.

    He didn't have to pay lawyer's fees, and from the sounds of it outside of having something like this looming over his head for years it's probably been a boon to him overall (he won't have to worry about finding work, for one thing.) It's probably a better time to count blessings than demand renumeration.

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    1. Re:Although I support his position/work on DeCSS by vidarh · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I don't agree. If the trial was about establishing precedent, then I believe he would clearly be entitled to compensation. Norway has a strong tradition for compensating people in cases where the government prosecutor pursued a case based on incomplete evidence or seemingly based on other considerations than the merits of the case.

      If the court action has been a benefit to him over all he will be unlikely to get much, as that would be taken into account, but if he believe he can meet the criteria then he should follow this through - the compensation arrangement is there specifically to provide relief to ensure that the government can't use prosecution in itself as a punishment in cases where they can't expect a conviction.

      (ObDisclaimer: IANAL)

    2. Re:Although I support his position/work on DeCSS by IshanCaspian · · Score: 1

      A bunch of corrupt, greedy bastards have been trying to screw him over for years, and he's supposed to count his blessings?

      What the hell are you doing on slashdot? I've got news for you buddy, here we STICK it to THE MAN....ALL DAY LONG.

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      But there is another kind of evil that we must fear most... and that is the indifference of good men.
    3. Re:Although I support his position/work on DeCSS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >He won't have to worry about finding work, for
      >one thing.

      Why do you say that? Infamy can really work against you.

    4. Re:Although I support his position/work on DeCSS by theLOUDroom · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The Oekokrim trials were clearly about establishing precedent for Norway on an important matter, not about punishing him directly.

      Maybe that was the part of the case the was important to you, but this case was most definately about punishing him directly. If he lost, that's what would have happened.

      I'm sure it all seems like it just this abstract case about precedent to you, but your career was not at stake. If someone decided to try and use you to "set an example" in a totally B.S. manner, I bet you would want compensation for your wasted time and trauma as well.

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    5. Re:Although I support his position/work on DeCSS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Parent said: "The Oekokrim trials were clearly about establishing precedent for Norway on an important matter"

      They were? Is that why the prosecutor said "I think this case is about gang crime." ?

    6. Re:Although I support his position/work on DeCSS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oekokrim took pocession of all his computers, and then returned them when they no longer have any economic value. Of course he deserves compensation.

  25. *Sigh* by 10101001011 · · Score: 2, Funny

    It is really sad to see this happening to society. We have gone from struggling to provide print media for those in struggling third-world countries and yet we have these "union-esque" groups who are just going sue happy (RIAA, SCO, MPAA etc...).

    It seems to me that our civilization (North American/European and East Asian) has reached a plateau where we could very easily stop trying to fight amongst ourselves, back off and lend a helping hand to all those countires that are just trying to punch through industrialization. I'm not suggesting we put our future on hold but perhaps it is time to, at least on a small level, reassess the important things - like food, water, shelter, comfort and open source software.

    The MPAA might think its doing itself and those artists it protects a afvor by fighting for them but really, these actors make more money than the doctor who ay one day save their lives. Aren't priorities a little confused here?

    Again, just my opinion but in my "idyllic world" everyone's opinion has something to add (and for SPAMMERS that might be inches to your member!)

  26. OJ by Zep1a · · Score: 1, Funny

    Just imagine the bill to California when OJ finds the "real" killers. :)

    Zep--

  27. Suing and Countersuing by fruey · · Score: 1
    It's a shame we live in such a litigious global society these days. Back in the day, rescuing your honour was all that you wanted. But then, back in the day, you didn't get sued for stupid shit all the time. Isn't it a bit obvious that people who copy DVDs are breaking the law, not the people who supply the means to do it?

    Anyway he might make more money writing a few exclusives in the press than going through more legal procedure. People must understand : the lawyers make the real money, not the plaintiffs. Stop making those snakes rich with at no risk to themselves. You take the risk, DVD Jon. The lawyer gets paid whatever.

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    1. Re:Suing and Countersuing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget that his lawyers represented him for free for several years.

    2. Re:Suing and Countersuing by fruey · · Score: 1

      WTF? For free? You are joking. Lawyers do not work for free. They will make money, for sure for sure. Provide links that suggest otherwise for this case.

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    3. Re:Suing and Countersuing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's *because* we live in such a litigous society that the people who bring frivolous lawsuits against ligitimate business should be sued. Their tactic is often not to win, but give the threat of financial ruin or even jail time. They may seek to bankrupt a person who cannot afford a long legal battle. Why? There are no repurcussions if they lose. In fact, even if they lose, the court costs and fees are often enough to eliminate the problem.

      E.g.: You make a product that competes with my business model. I sue you. You either 1) stop, because you get scared; 2) stop, because you don't have money to hire an attornet; 3) stop, because you run out of money after a long legal battle.

    4. Re:Suing and Countersuing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't it a bit obvious that people who copy DVDs are breaking the law, not the people who supply the means to do it?

      No, it isn't obvious that those who copy DVDs are breaking the law. In many, MANY cases, they are not. They are copying DVDs they own for their own personal archival/backup use. Or copying them to, for example, a laptop hard drive for playback while on battery power, since it would use less power than spinning up the DVD drive while on battery power. There are many other examples of perfectly legal reasons people copy DVDs.

      But your point is basically correct, if you amend it to read:

      Isn't it a bit obvious that people who copy DVDs and sell or illegally distribute those copies are breaking the law, not the people who supply the means to do it?

    5. Re:Suing and Countersuing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't it a bit obvious that people who copy DVDs are breaking the law, not the people who supply the means to do it ?

      Well, DeCSS is a (weak) decryption algorithm, actually you don't need it to copy DVDs (it's just copying). The purpose of DeCSS was only to view DVDs.

      Indeed it turned out to be essential to decrypt the DVD to rip it in divx but those didn't existed when all this story started.

  28. Re:OT: Seriously, what is up with Slashdot's HTML by 88NoSoup4U88 · · Score: 0

    No problems here.
    Using IE6

  29. Why he would only ask for $22k... by jamonterrell · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My theory is that he simply wants the money and wants it now. I'd much rather ask for $22k and have the other company settle immediately than the alternative. If he asks for $150 the court will say it didn't really cost him that much and lower the amount to $75k. Subtract the $50K of lawyer fees it would take him to SUE THEM for the money and he's left with $25k. It's in everyone's interest to ask for a more reasonable amount and just settle out of court.

    Jamon

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    I can count to 1023 on my hands. Ask me about #132.
  30. Should quit while he's ahead. by ITR81 · · Score: 1

    He was lucky he got saved by his own court sys, because I doubt that would've happen in the US. If he sues they will just counter sue.

    1. Re:Should quit while he's ahead. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not luck. That's not being an american citizen. You know, like the majority of the worlds population.

    2. Re:Should quit while he's ahead. by /Wegge · · Score: 2, Informative

      Is that possible in your jurisdiction?

      In Scandinavia (and I expect that holds for the rest of europe as well), you're elegible for compensation for wrongfull arrests and/or accusation from the police. They have no ways of countersuing.

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  31. Welcome back K by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    n/t

  32. Re:Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    don't worry -- murderers are at the top of the heap. this doesn't mean you're safe; it just means that guys won't be especially hard on you just because of what you did.

    if i were you, as soon as i got to prison i'd find a rapist or molester and make him your bitch immediately. a tip: break his teeth on the toilet bowl rim if he gives you any trouble.

    --proc

  33. It's not the USD value, it's the purchasing power by Random+Guru+42 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I just had to bitch about something in the article. "It's a modest claim by international standards, amounting to around USD 20,000."

    That doesn't matter at all. Does the 150,000NOK have the same purchasing power in Norway as 20,000USD has in the states? If not, the comparison is completely worthless.

    If it costs 4CAD for a carton of large eggs here and 24XXX for the same in some fictional country, but the exchange rate is 1XXX for every 2CAD, then they certainly don't have the same purchasing power, do they?

    --
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  34. Re:$22,085 USD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes it was needlessly imprecise - its not liked they saved any space by not listing more than 10% of the value.

    I think its a subconscious thing - it must hurt americans to remember the euro is a much stronger currency than the dollar. It started at about the same as the dollar but the weak dollar has made it look very good indeed.

  35. Can he be Knighted too? by bbowers · · Score: 1

    He deserves at least some compensation for this. You take him to court and don't find him guilty, then leave him out in rain with no clothes. Now I'm sure he's got enough to help himself but somecompensation for what he's gone through would be more than enough. I think the fact that I wouldn't be guilty would be enough for me.

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    Even a stopped clock gives the right time twice a day.
  36. Does he take PayPal? by stuffduff · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Hell, I'd give a couple of bucks!

    --
    "Can there be a Klein bottle that is an efficient and effective beer pitcher?"
  37. Lower and Supreme courts by savagedome · · Score: 1

    That means the lower court's decision will stand, at least until another eventual appeal takes the case to Norway's supreme court.
    I would not be surprised if these big corps take it back to the supreme court. Their army of lawyers can always make something up.
    Hats off to DVD-Jon though!

    1. Re:Lower and Supreme courts by orzetto · · Score: 1

      AFAIK Oekokrim had decided to drop the case, letting him win... There's no way of starting an appeal trial at the supreme court without an accuser.

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  38. What about a civil suit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IANAL, but:

    What about emotional pain and suffering?
    and
    Defamation of Character?
    and
    Could he go after every company in the RIAA group individually ?

    just a thought...

  39. Re:OT: Seriously, what is up with Slashdot's HTML by Chuck+Bucket · · Score: 1

    I've seen the same thing, running Firebird 0.7 too. It seems rare and goes away with a reload, but still, points to some problem. I suspect it has something to do with one of the ad sizes.

    CB

  40. Re:OT: Seriously, what is up with Slashdot's HTML by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Haha. I hear that one brother. I use Mozilla Firebird as my primary broswer and Slashdot is messed up half of the time. I switch back to IE and it shows up fine. Funny how on one of the most anti-Microsoft sites around it takes a Microsoft broswer to view the thing correctly.

  41. Re:Compensation for What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    sup nigga

  42. In Norway... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...hackers sue the prosecutors!

    1. Re:In Norway... by orzetto · · Score: 1

      No coincidence it is the only NATO country that had a land border with Soviet Russia.

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  43. Re:$22,085 USD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh yeah. Everybody I know comments everyday on how weak the dollar is vs the Euro. Just a couple of minutes ago I heard the guy at the hot dog stand complaining.

    Here's a clue - Americans don't give a shit what the Dollar and the Euro are doing.

  44. Time is money by dark-br · · Score: 1

    I think it's common sense that if you're a defendant and found not guilty that you shouldn't have to pay.

    I guess that's more about the whole lotta trouble he was put up for, which probably took him a lot of time spent on court, trials, interviews etc.

  45. Re:It's not the USD value, it's the purchasing pow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    150000 will buy you a used, 7 year old car of a modest brand... It have the purchasing power of about 10-15,000 USD depending on what you spend them on.

  46. Re:Compensation for What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What is OK is for me to be able to use a copy of data I've purchased as I see fit for personal use, not in ways the provider chooses to restrict me.

    Same principle goes for mod-chips, copy-protected CDs, DVDs and so on.

    If the content providers want to protect their copyrights, they can sue those who are abusing them. They should not stop me making legitimate use of my property.

  47. Me too! by headqtrs · · Score: 5, Funny

    I was forced to read all those damn articles about DVD-Jon. I want to be compensated for this.

    1. Re:Me too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean you aren't putting the hours on slashdot on your company time card?

      Kudos to you.

  48. He Should get a Free Copy of... by syntap · · Score: 1

    DVD X-Copy. http://www.web-deals.net/dvdxcopy.htm

  49. What about: "I would have been working, bitch" by dark-br · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    As a programer how much money would have him made if he were working on all the time he lost on trials and stuff?

    I would plea for that kind of money. The 22.000,00 USD would be more like it if he was Indian, but he's not.

  50. Re:It's not the USD value, it's the purchasing pow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, things are, supposedly, 1.5x times more expensive here in Norway than in the USA. So, yeah. Norway is among the most expensive countries in the world to live in. In fact, Oslo is the most expensive city to live in... in the whole world.

  51. Re:Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shut your fucking ugly face, Gamache.

  52. In other news in Norway.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    From the same publication:

    Sexy codfish launch annual courtship

  53. export by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1
    I think its a subconscious thing - it must hurt americans to remember the euro is a much stronger currency than the dollar. It started at about the same as the dollar but the weak dollar has made it look very good indeed.

    Some people very much like a weak dollar, namely anyone involved with a business that a) exports to Europe, or b) competes with European imports. Ask Daimler and BMW how much they like a strong Euro.

  54. DVD-Jon is not a hero by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting


    Jon Johansen is not the hero for open source software as he likes to describe himself lately.

    The truth is, he is a liar, a defender of closed source software, ignorant to the GPL and a guy who simply wanted to copy DVDs. His lies lead most of us to believe that he is a good guy and got him even free a legal team paid by EFF.

    Read more about DVD-Jon:
    http://www.chscene.ch/ccc/decss/decsstruth.txt

    1. Re:DVD-Jon is not a hero by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How the hell did this get marked as 'informative'?

    2. Re:DVD-Jon is not a hero by TrollBridge · · Score: 1
      Maybe because it's true!

      I agree, with you on one point; I'm also surprised it wasn't slapped with the old "-1: Thought Contrary to Hive-Mind" moderation.

      --
      There's a Mercedes gap too. I want one and can't afford one, but it's not government's job to do anything about it.
    3. Re:DVD-Jon is not a hero by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      doh, parent is a troll, mod it down

    4. Re:DVD-Jon is not a hero by orzetto · · Score: 2, Informative

      Be this true or not, I don't know, but:

      1. it has been posted as Anonymous Coward;
      2. the author of the page states:
        [...]But because i'm afraid of flames i won't tell you my name.
      Sorry, unless there is somebody real behind this, this link is just FUD.

      Another thing: all the defense of Jon Johansen ws based upon the fact that he did not program DeCCS, but only a gui for it. Had he programmed DeCCS, the outcome might have been different.

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    5. Re:DVD-Jon is not a hero by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So either it's a troll or it's closer to the truth, even though the latter is something some folks here might not want to believe. Does anyone have anything that backs up the claim, or refutes it? It's certainly interesting.

    6. Re:DVD-Jon is not a hero by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You moron, you released DeCSS for Jon and got him in trouble?

    7. Re:DVD-Jon is not a hero by 49152 · · Score: 1

      >and got him even free a legal team paid by EFF.

      Strange then that Jon was defended by a publicly paid lawyer.

      Of course the rest of your accusations may be true for all I know.

    8. Re:DVD-Jon is not a hero by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The truth is, he is a liar, a defender of closed source software, ignorant to the GPL and a guy who simply wanted to copy DVDs.

      At the outset, before Okokrim charged him, this was mostly true. To some, this mattered a great deal. It matters to me, too; I don't consider him such a great hero.

      Although it makes him a less than stellar poster boy for the cause of Free Software fighting suppression by the Powers That Be, it does not make the charges against him reasonable. He should never have been charged. Under Norwegian law, what he did was legal.

      The prosecution tried, in vain, to question his motives to make a case. That just didn't fly. He wanted to copy DVDs, and to enable others to do so, too. In and of itself, that was not an offense.

      What brought many people up in arms, even those who did not like or admire Jon, was that the prosecution eagerly charged Jon at the behest of the MPAA, a private American entity. Many Norwegians were deeply uncomfortable with that!

    9. Re:DVD-Jon is not a hero by hkmwbz · · Score: 1
      What does this say, other than that Jon thinks that FreeBSD is better than Linux, or that Linux is not the best solution to everything - that all OSes have their weaknesses?

      He was a kid! They tend to exaggerate you know.

      I saw no hard evidence, just a few vague quotes, claims and speculation.

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  55. Am I the only one surprised... by Kjella · · Score: 1

    That is about $22,000. I would want my money back, too.

    ...that Slashdot managed to list the sum in two different currencies, and neither was USD?

    Anyway, it's not lawyer fees, but mainly
    a) earnings loss
    b) court costs
    c) some very small compensation

    Compared to the US, there is hardly any compensation for having to go through a court case. Or hell, even being innocently jailed. Noone has ever gotten more than $1M even if they've done 21 years ( = "life" in Norway) and been acquitted later.

    Kjella

    --
    Live today, because you never know what tomorrow brings
    1. Re:Am I the only one surprised... by sessamoid · · Score: 1
      Noone has ever gotten more than $1M even if they've done 21 years ( = "life" in Norway) and been acquitted later.

      21 years = "life"?

      Norwegians don't live very long!

      --
      "No, no, no. Don't tug on that. You never know what it might be attached to."
  56. Re:Compensation for What? by defile · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So really, what you're saying is that "DVD Jon" deserved to be sued for trying to watch a DVD he bought, and deserves to pay for his defense even though a court has sided with him twice?

    This case is not about stealing copyrighted works . It's about who owns the things that you buy.

  57. Re:Compensation for What? by dont_think_twice · · Score: 2, Funny

    So really, what everyone here is saying, is that it's OK to crack proprietary code ("code must be free"), steal copyrighted works ("music must be free") and get away with it.

    You have it all wrong. We are saying that on top of all that, the companies who's code he cracked should pay him.

  58. Oekokrim = prosecutors by Call+Me+Black+Cloud · · Score: 1

    Why the submitter didn't just put that in the synopsis is beyond me.

    1. Re:Oekokrim = prosecutors by orzetto · · Score: 1

      Whoops, sorry. It's just that over here "Oekokrim" sounds like "IRS" in the US, in the rush I forgot that somebody does not live in Norway.

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    2. Re:Oekokrim = prosecutors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, it's only about 6 billion people who doesn't ;-)

    3. Re:Oekokrim = prosecutors by easter1916 · · Score: 1

      It sounds like an abbreviation of "Economic Crime"... is that the case?

    4. Re:Oekokrim = prosecutors by orzetto · · Score: 1

      Exactly, from Oekonomi (Economy) and Kriminalitet (Crime). Here's a link to their webpage.

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    5. Re:Oekokrim = prosecutors by orzetto · · Score: 1

      sorry, here

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  59. Re:It's not the USD value, it's the purchasing pow by orzetto · · Score: 2, Informative

    150,000 NOK in Norway have definitely less purchasing power than their countervalue in dollars in the US or any EU country; AFAIK the only country more expensive than Norway is Iceland, and maybe (some areas of) Japan.
    I think this is mostly about principles than money, 150000 is not really a bunch. My 54-sq. meters flat (here in Norway) is worth 840,000 NOK, and I got quite a deal at buying that. Iceberg salad is 20-30 NOK for about half a kilo. A half liter of beer at a pub can range between 40 and 70 NOK. And I didn't yet mention anything with more than 10% alcohol in it!

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  60. Using standard currency conversions... by JRHelgeson · · Score: 1
    Lets see.... Hmmm...

    150,000 NOK (about 17,500 euros) or about $17 US dollars, I think.

    Kidding... its actually $22k which I think is quite low. For all the time he spent on this he should be asking for at least 1m NOK (150k USD, 116 EUR).

    --
    Good security is based upon reality and common sense. Common sense is a function of having common knowledge.
  61. freedom vs. free$ by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The failed prosecution of DVD Jon demonstrates that Norway, at least, protects the rights of its citizens from corporate/government collusion to persecute. He might be due $20K, a decent return for a Norwegian 20 year old's part-time college job as inexpert witness in his own defense. But Jon's damages from their unmerited actions fall less on his wallet than on his spirit. The real damage was the threats to his liberty, arrest, denigration, disgrace and professional disenfranchisement. These years of undeserved defensive living can not be restored, and have no price.

    In the US, there is a distinction between civil and criminal violations of law, and their remedies. While the vagaries of US history, and lawyerly perversions of principles of "justice" often assign "punitive damages" to perpetrators and award them to victims, criminal penalties are assigned to those who damage intangibles: public trust, individual liberty, principles of Justice itself. In DVD Jon's case, there is a great deal of that kind of damage, to Jon, and to his compatriots, and ripples to us, in other countries.

    The remedy includes holding those behind these prosecutions liable for their actions in wrongfully prosecuting him. Moreover, if this kind of wrongful prosecution is found to be systemic, the judge ought to assign changes in the system. Otherwise the perpetrators will be free to attack Liberty without repercussions, and the rising tide of corporate attacks on human rights will pervade Norway. Combine corporate financial superiority with their liability immunity advantage, and it looks pretty bad for the humans. Unless Norwegians see themselves in DVD Jon's shoes, and get their country back on track.

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  62. yes, and... by tuxette · · Score: 3, Insightful
    ...also remember that this case was a "prestige" case for Inger Marie Sunde. The self-proclaimed computer crime expert who doesn't know what an algorithm is put a lot on the line for this case, personally and professionally, didn't take her first loss well, and has thankfully realized that she would lose an eventual appeal.

    Her case was based primarily on poor or non-existing evidence and character assasination (among other things, she likened Johansen to gang-bangers). She wasted Johansen's time, the judges' and jury's time, and taxpayer money. So yes, Johansen is in the right to seek compensation from Okokrim.

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  63. Re:Compensation for What? by jdgeorge · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So really, what everyone here is saying, is that it's OK to crack proprietary code ("code must be free"), steal copyrighted works ("music must be free") and get away with it.

    No. The Norwegian legal system is saying that that Jon Johansen's actions were legal. If you disagree with their conclusions (and want to do something other than whine about the attitudes of Slashdotters like yourself), you should explain your reasoning to the legislative body of the Norwegian government and the Motion Picture Association of America (which prompted this legal action.)

  64. Re:Compensation for What? by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 1
    Dont be an ASS.

    So really, what you're saying is that "DVD Jon" deserved to be sued for trying to watch a DVD he bought

    You and I both know that "DVD Jon" was perfectly able to view his DVD under the spacifics of the agreement he agreed to when he purchased the DVD.

    Come on. Less bullshit, more facts.

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    "Who are in control, they are not in control of anything - they don't even control themselves!" - Glen Beck
  65. Re:OT: Seriously, what is up with Slashdot's HTML by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, it's doing that.

  66. Re:Compensation for What? by SkjeggApe · · Score: 0

    Unfortunetly for DVD-Jon, they don't sell Mountain Dew in Norway...

  67. Re:It's not the USD value, it's the purchasing pow by Orne · · Score: 1
    No, the purchasing power (cost of living) in Norway is not the same. My sister is living in Stravanger, Norway, and she often complains about the costs of average stuff.... cost of movies, cost of clothes, costs in general. The difference is that their health care costs are almost all subsidized by the government, as well as low cost education services.

    From this tourist site, a half-litre (1.05 pint) beer costs 40KR, or $5.86 US.

    Nice, then I found this site for British students, albeit the rates are a few years old. I've modified it with current currency rates.

    Rent of an apartment in Oslo: 6000 NKR per month (US $880)

    Rent for a room in university residence: 2500 NKR per month (US $367)

    Bus ticket: 20 NKR (US $2.93)

    Hamburger: 50 NKR (US $7.33)

    Coca cola: 18 NKR (US $2.64)

    Loaf of bread: 20 NKR (US $2.93)

    Cinema ticket: 60 NKR (US $8.80)

  68. Re:Compensation for What? by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 0
    What is OK is for me to be able to use a copy of data I've purchased as I see fit for personal use, not in ways the provider chooses to restrict me.

    When you buy something, you enter into what is called a contract. No one forces you to enter into this agreement, but when you do, you are bound by it.

    --
    "Who are in control, they are not in control of anything - they don't even control themselves!" - Glen Beck
  69. Re:Counter-suit / Class action suit by bstadil · · Score: 1
    What he should do is file a class action suit on behalf of the worlds population for trade impediments and collision.

    The DVD regional settings are clearly implemented to hinder and obstruct free trade.

    File in Hague for a delta cost times all the DVD's ever sold. Works out to more than $100B. assuming 15% mark-up in non-1 regions.

    Add collusion by the DVD makers like Philips, Sony etc and make them liable individually for total amount.

    This has a non trivial chance of succeeding and will if nothing else get enough publicity to at least stop this nonsense.

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  70. Re:Compensation for What? by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 1

    they don't sell Mountain Dew in Norway...Bet they do... Mountain Dew sponsors snowboarding teams from Norway...

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  71. Re:It's not the USD value, it's the purchasing pow by Jhan · · Score: 3, Informative

    That doesn't matter at all. Does the 150,000NOK have the same purchasing power in Norway as 20,000USD has in the states? If not, the comparison is completely worthless.

    Unfortunately, prices in Norway are extremely high, mostly because of all that oil money causing inflation. This more than offsets the current weakness of the USD.

    The reason that the amount is so low is quite another; in Norway damages are strictly based on the actual money lost (well, and to a lesser amount things like emotional damage). If you asked for american-style amounts ("I'm suing for $300.000.000!"), you would be laughed out of court.

    Jon used a public defender, so his costs weren't that high.

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    I choose to remain celibate, like my father and his father before him.

  72. Re:Compensation for What? by Dominic_Mazzoni · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So really, what everyone here is saying, is that it's OK to crack proprietary code ("code must be free"), steal copyrighted works ("music must be free") and get away with it. Aperently most of you still live at home (like DVD Jon) and don't directly have to pay bills, except for maybe your stash and some Dew now and then.

    No, what we're saying is that it's legal to reverse-engineer hardware and software for the purposes of interoperability and exercising your fair-use rights. In other words, it's perfectly legal to crack the CSS encryption on DVDs so that you can watch the DVDs that you legally purchased on your Linux computer, which after all these years still has no commercial DVD playing software.

    We also recognize that there's a big difference between stealing (depriving someone of a physical product they own) and copyright infringement (making a digital copy of something, which doesn't deprive the owner of their copy nor does it deprive the copyright holder of any revenue if you otherwise wouldn't have purchased it). We also recognize that morally there is a big difference between downloading a few MP3s off the Internet (just for fun, to try out new bands, for albums that are not being produced anymore - which is no more immoral than borrowing a book or a CD from a friend) and wholesale mass-copying (people who burn 'pirated' CDs and sell them in the streets).

  73. BULL$%^& by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thats the kind of stuff the RIAA and MPAA want us to believe. When we buy something we BUY something. Screw you and your "enter into a contract" BS.

    1. Re:BULL$%^& by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 1
      Thats the kind of stuff the RIAA and MPAA want us to believe. When we buy something we BUY something. Screw you and your "enter into a contract" BS.

      No one forces you to purchase mass produced music or videos. No one forces you to eat things you don't want to eat. If you don't like the deal that goes along with purchaseing mass produced music and video, don't buy them.

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  74. NOK? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NOK sounds to me like it shouldn't be Norweigan currency, but rather Finnish currency, i.e. "NOKias".

    1. Re:NOK? by easter1916 · · Score: 1

      It's the abbreviation for NOrwegian Kroner, Kroner being "Crowns".

  75. Re:Compensation for What? by wurp · · Score: 1

    Uh, no. When you buy something, you get what is called "merchanidise" in return for what is called "money".

    When you sign a "contract", then you enter into what is called a "contract". When you "buy" something, then it's yours to do with as you please, within the bounds of applicable laws.

    Damn. I've been trolled. Oh well, the correction stands.

  76. Re:It's not the USD value, it's the purchasing pow by DiscoOnTheSide · · Score: 1

    anyone else find it slightly ironic that everything on that list is almost DOUBLE what it would cost here in the U.S. EXCEPT the movie ticket? :P

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  77. Re: OT:...(Offtopic) by DahGhostfacedFiddlah · · Score: 1

    I'd like to rate that mod -1 redundant please?

  78. Mod parent up by Call+Me+Black+Cloud · · Score: 0, Funny

    Best troll ever. I'll even use my karma bonus on it. Should be modded up.

    1. Re:Mod Parent Up by d34thm0nk3y · · Score: 1

      I wonder if they even imagined the US would retaliate back so harshly?

      Retaliation, i think, requires targetting the people who ACTUALLY did the deed. We just kinda pointed vaguely in the direction of the middle east. Missed the first vaguely pointed at target, then decided to attack Iraq. Cause hey, at least we know where Saddam is....well, at first...

    2. Re:MOD PARENT UP by curtisk · · Score: 1
      Mod this parent UP due to the power of their sig!

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  79. Re:Compensation for What? by ratboy666 · · Score: 1

    When I buy something, I do NOT enter into a contract. You are right; no one has forced me into an agreement. THERE ISN'T ONE.

    As to being bound by [the contact] -- I didn't enter into a contract, so I am not bound by it.

    And, once purchased, I'll do any damn thing I want with the data. As long as it is illegal within the prevailing laws. If its an audio CD, I'll certainly allow my friends to make copies (permitted here). If its a DVD, I won't make copies, but I will decrypt it for my own use.

    If the publisher wishes to enter into a contract with; relating to my USE of the data, she is certainly welcome to. However, I will demand appropriate compensation.

    For example - view DVD on approved player ONLY. That would make the DVD worth $8 CDN to me. Sure, I'll buy it, but for that restriction, I want a serious negotition on price.

    I don't think that encryption is useful, because it gives me pains when I want to use the product. I do find "region encoding" useful, because it prevents me from accidentally playing a PAL disc on NTSC gear (or SECAM).

    Anyway, if you consider yourself "bound by a contract" after making a simple purchase, I urge you to reconsider your position. Go talk to a lawyer.

    Ratboy.

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  80. Re:Norway 'protects' ? by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    What are you talking about? Norway just protected DVD Jon's rights to write code to use his DVD property as he sees fit. I decline your "tyranny of the minority" agitprop troll. Imagine shadowy motives if you wish, but I am a successful American businessman; I value my property, and our rights, including our mutual rights to exchange property. And I am vigilant against abuses of these universal rights.

    Your strawman nonsense about "freedom from hunger" appears nowhere but in your nonsequitur attack. Even parsing your gibberish poses difficulties in replying. "...People who espouse such statements that are the greatest threat to actual liberty - property rights"? Are you saying property rights are somehow a threat to liberty? Are you implying that my defense of DVD Jon (and all of us) from his wrongful prosecution is some coded defense of "freedom from hunger"? Either back up your inferences, or keep them to yourself.

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  81. Re:Compensation for What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, thats what the IP lawyers want you to think. When you buy something, it is yours. You can turn the DVD's into a sculpture and no one can say anything about it. What stops people from copying and reselling it is copyright law.

  82. Different rules for corps by jcsehak · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think there should always be different standards for individuals and corporations. For instance, if Bono saw you selling illegally produced copies of "Achtung Baby" and he called you names and took the CDs, and you took him to court for theft, I think a judge would throw the case out. At least, Judge Judy would ;) But if someone took the RIAA to court for the same thing, they (the RIAA) should get penalized to the full extent of the law.

    So if it's "Individual vs. Corp," then Ind. pays own fees if he loses, but Corp pays his fees if he wins, and Corp pays their own fees either way.

    If it's "Corp vs. Corp" or "Ind vs. Ind," then loser pays the fees.

    So things are biased in favor of the individual, but so many other things are biased in favor of the corporation, it works out alright. And that's the way it should be. I mean, I can't find anything wrong with this reasoning, and I've been thinking about this for a full 10 minutes or so.

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    1. Re:Different rules for corps by red+floyd · · Score: 1

      If it's "Corp vs. Corp" or "Ind vs. Ind," then loser pays the fees.

      And if I sue $OVERPAID_ATHLETE or $OVERPAID_CEO, I'm still out of luck, because he can throw several hundred thousand at lawyers and not even notice.

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    2. Re:Different rules for corps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So limit the payment to the amount you paid to prosecute.

      So, you sue big bad overpaid CEO, and spend $10 on your costs. You lose, so you pay CEO $10.

      Now it's only a question of how wrong you know you are going in.

    3. Re:Different rules for corps by cavebear42 · · Score: 1

      Corporation is a business structure.
      Corporation is not a large company w/ lots of money.
      There are plenty of individuals with millions.
      There are plenty of one person corporations with nothing.
      If you want to make a fair system, you can get caught up in the way which the company chooses to process their paychecks and pay their taxes. You should be considering a fair system that protects those who are wronged regardless of how they choose to organize. In any case, the reason why we allow the system to run the way it does (capitalistically) is because there is no other fair way. Civil courts are meant to decide who is right. If party A feels they are right and party B feels they are right, you go to court (or arbitration) and have someone decide who is right. Would it really be fair to have whoever thought they were right but ended up losing foot the bill? Would it be fair to say whichever party is richer should pay? Would it be fair to say if you are the richer party and you were wrong then you pay? I mean, the current system does have the problem of adequate defense being too much for the middle class to poor. But remember two things, first, it's rare for anyone to sue the poor anyway, second, if we wanted to list how every system ends up favoring those with money, we will need alot more bits.

    4. Re:Different rules for corps by shaitand · · Score: 1

      Nope, corporations and buisness in general get the penalty (or rather don't get the bonus) BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT HUMAN BEINGS. You know the hairless apes? Those things are supposed to take priority over a buis.

      Even a one man show, if it goes out, worst case it goes out. Nobody has died, nobody is even ruined, one man can start another business or go get a job for someone else.

    5. Re:Different rules for corps by cavebear42 · · Score: 1

      "[Human beings] are supposed to take priority"

      says who? I don't remember anything saying that the interests of a person are more important than the interests of the corporation which puts food on their table (which by the way is defined as "a legal person" and should be considered a person on its own accord).


      "worst case it goes out... nobody is even ruined"

      First, when a corp goes under usully everyone who was associated with it is hurt, many are ruined.
      But consider three cases: 1. You work for someone else and they pay you, you buy a car, you drive it. 2. You run a sole proprietorship, they/you (one in the same) buy a car, you drive it. 3. You work for a corporation, they buy a car, you drive it.
      Now, in all three cases, lets say the car is taken away. All three paths lead to a bus stop. You might be inclined to say in 1 and 2 it was an injustice because the car was yours. This is a matter of wording. The money you had came from the company or was joint property of you and the company, the only difference who wrote the check. You might be inclined to say that only 1 is an injustice and 2 and 3 don't matter because it was a companies. This is saying that working for yourself is a bad idea, you should choose to never run companies because companies deserve to suffer. I'll defer to all the private contractors for that one.
      You see, those that build companies and choose the corporate route rather than the proprietor route have the same vested interests as their counterparts. They walked the same road as someone who started their own business as a proprietorship only they got lawyers involved before the lawsuits came. If you hate them because they are successful, call it what it is... envy.

    6. Re:Different rules for corps by shaitand · · Score: 1

      Whether successful or not a corporation is NOT a human and should NOT be treated as such.

      Personally I believe they should all be dissolved and the concept abolished.

      Corporations were ruled to have rights like a person in ONE case in ONE very specific instance. And even that wasn't really part of the ruling, it was supposed to be removed and a court recorder put it back in setting it as the legal record. Since then corporations have been operating as if they were people since then.

      Those that go the corporate route do NOT have the same vested inerests as those who go the proprietorship route. If I sue a corporation for $10bil and win, and the corporation only has $10,000, but the owner has $50bil the most I can get is $10,000 because the owner and the business are treated as seperate entities. If I sue a sole proprietorship THE OWNER is responsible for paying the debt whether the business itself has the money to cover it or not.

      The entire corporate concept was invented so that business owners were no longer responsible for their own actions in the buisness.

    7. Re:Different rules for corps by cavebear42 · · Score: 1

      corporation n. an organization formed with state governmental approval to act as an artificial person to carry on business (or other activities) (dictionary.law.com)

      I assure you it is considered equivalent to a person and is treated as such.

      I have no knowledge on the "ONE" case to which you refer, I have never heard of this history before, I would love to read it if you have any ability to find it.

      What you say about the differentiation of liability is true to a point. This is a common misconception which people have. If the corporation is found to have done nothing illegal then it is true that the liability of the company can not propagate to its management. Having said that, all corporations are required to keep a list of officers with they state and in the case they are found to have done something illegal, those responsible for the actions of the company are liable for it. So, first let me remind you that a corporation has no "owner" only officer(s). If the officer was the one who wronged you, you should have sued the officer, not the company for whom he works. If the company was the one who wronged you, you do not deserver to bankrupt the officer. If, in the unlikely case, they both wronged you, you should sue them both. If the corporation hid its money by calling it the officer's when it really was the corporations, he has committed fraud and you can receive the remainder of the settlement. This all sounds just to me. Where is the problem?
      The concept was inventented so a person doen not have to give up their personal life and put their family's welfare in danger because they want to run a business.

    8. Re:Different rules for corps by shaitand · · Score: 1

      Here is a quickly found source for the information, you can hunt out a better one if you care or verify these with other sources. (Your lucky, I usually make slashdoters look things up for themselves.)

      http://216.239.41.104/search?q=cache:54UD6iV_sco J: onegoodmove.org/1gm/1gmarchive/000464.html+how+cor porations+got+rights&hl=en&ie=UTF-8

      Excerpt:

      "Waite, however, didn't give in: he refused to rule the railroad corporations were persons in the same category as humans. Thus, the railroad barons resorted to plan B: they got human rights for corporations inserted in the Court Reporter's headnotes in the 1886 Santa Clara County v. Southern Pacific Railroad case, even though the court itself (over Field's strong objections) had chosen not to rule on the constitutionality of the railroad's corporate claims to human rights.

      And, based on the Reporter's headnotes (and ignoring the actual ruling), subsequent Courts have expanded those human rights for corporations. These now include the First Amendment human right of free speech (including corporate "speech" to influence politics - something that was a felony in most states prior to 1886), the Fourth Amendment human right to privacy (so a chemical company has successfully sued to prevent the EPA from performing surprise inspections - while retaining the right to perform surprise inspections of its own employees' bodily fluids and phone conversations), and the 14th Amendment right to live free of discrimination (using the free-the-slaves 14th Amendment, corporations have claimed discrimination to block local community efforts to pass "bad boy laws" or keep out predatory retailers).

      Interestingly, unions don't have these human rights. Neither do churches, or smaller, unincorporated businesses. Nor do partnerships or civic groups. Nor, even, do governments, be they local, state, or federal.

      And, from the founding of the United States, neither did corporations. Rights were the sole province of humans."

      "Where is the problem?"

      The problem is this, a corporation is NOT a flesh and blood human being. They do NOT feel pain. In most cases those "officers" are the OWNERS of the corporation (especially in the case of small corps). If the "officers" perform an action using the company name (you'd call that the company doing something, I'd still call it the officer or officers doing that something) then they are not HELD financially liable for those actions althought they certainly should be. Incorporating is filling out a different set of paperwork, making up a fake name, and calling yourself officer/majority stockholder instead of owner. Somewhere along the lines someone got this crazy idea that if you changed your title and filled out a different set of paperwork that you should magically no longer be responsible for your actions so long as you perform them under that made up name.

      Yes it doesn't extend to SOME criminal actions, however that is irrelevant, we are talking about lawsuits.

    9. Re:Different rules for corps by cavebear42 · · Score: 1

      117 years of law be damned? Even if this is the true origins I feel that we can move on to laws and cases passed in the last century. It is an organizational structure. That is all. You will have a hard time finding a union, church, or government which is NOT a corporation. If a union has a protected union bank account, a congregation owns a church building, or a city owns a city hall, they did so through the laws established for corporations. Defining it as a person is what allows it to own property, stock, money, and conduct its own business apart from a single persons interest. What kind of situation would we be in if the treasurer of a union actually personally owned all of the money in the union account? Where would we be if the pastor of a church personally owned the property where the people meet? In the case of small corps it is true that it is more difficult to hold officers responsible. However, regardless of size, why does a person awarded a lawsuit from a company have the right to take everything from an individual who was working in the best interest of their company. The only logical answer is there was something which this officer personally did to wrong this person (in which case you should have sued the officer) or a law was broken (in which case the courts will bridge the gap for you). The difference wasn't drawn when you filed the paperwork, the difference was drawn when you choose to let the wealth of the company stay there rather than paying your personal house payments. A DBA is a fake name to make personal money under, a corporation is a real company who keeps its money.

    10. Re:Different rules for corps by shaitand · · Score: 1

      "You will have a hard time finding a union, church, or government which is NOT a corporation. If a union has a protected union bank account, a congregation owns a church building, or a city owns a city hall, they did so through the laws established for corporations."

      False NONE of these organizations are incorporated (I suppose a church could be but I've never heard of one that is). None of them have been assigned the rights of a human being. None of them have tried to claim they are equal to flesh and blood people and have constitutional rights (to the best of my knowledge). These organizations keep their funds in trusts, which have trustees.

      "However, regardless of size, why does a person awarded a lawsuit from a company have the right to take everything from an individual who was working in the best interest of their company."

      Because the best interest of a company is take money out of the hands of REAL humans, legitimately or otherwise. Every penny in corporate hands is another penny which is NOT in the hands of an actual human being who could be using it to buy food.

      "The only logical answer is there was something which this officer personally did to wrong this person (in which case you should have sued the officer)."

      You make it sound as if you honestly believe that an officer acting through the company could not have personally done you wrong. An Officer at (pick random top 5 computer company) has chosen to implement a policy that any requests for legitimate windows refunds be sent to Microsoft even though that corporation has agreed to take responsiblity for those refunds. Now if I'm entitled to a windows refund I cannot sue the officer of the company for it. Give me a single good reason WHY this officer should not be responsible for his own blatant choices to fsck another human being?

      "A DBA is a fake name to make personal money under, a corporation is a real company who keeps its money."

      Unless the owner err officer chooses to pay himself the same lion share of that money he would if it were a DBA.

  83. Re:Compensation for What? by SkjeggApe · · Score: 0

    how much do you want to bet? :-))

    (Remember: Never go in against a Sicilian and/or a Norwegian when death is on the line! And of course, Never get involved in a land war in Asia)

  84. Re:Compensation for What? by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 1
    When you sign a "contract", then you enter into what is called a "contract". When you "buy" something, then it's yours to do with as you please, within the bounds of applicable laws.

    Bullshit. Read the user agreement on the DVD, and don't be so ignorent of copyright law.

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  85. Re:Compensation for What? by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 1
    When I buy something, I do NOT enter into a contract. You are right; no one has forced me into an agreement. THERE ISN'T ONE.

    WRONG! Just because you choose to be ignorent of the fact that when you purchase and play a DVD you are agreeing to certain things, does not mean it is not so. You choose to ignore these things like it will make them go away. But that is not the way it works in the real world.

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  86. Re:Compensation for What? by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 1
    When you buy something, it is yours.

    Yes, but when you buy the right to use something under certain conditions, then you have the right to use it under those conditions. Your ignorence of the purchase agreement does not mean you are not bound by that agreement.

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  87. Re:Compensation for What? by 10Ghz · · Score: 1
    You and I both know that "DVD Jon" was perfectly able to view his DVD under the spacifics of the agreement he agreed to when he purchased the DVD.


    What "agreement"? When I buy a DVD the sales-clerk does not make me sign any kind of agreement, he just takes my money and smiles. Oh, they usually mention in the beginning of the movie that I'm not allowed to make "unathorized copies" of the movie, nor am I allowed to show the movie in a cable-tv or something. There are no mention of devices that I'm allowed to use to watch the movie. If I decide to watch it in my DVD-player under Linux, there's NOTHING they could do about it.
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  88. Re:It's not the USD value, it's the purchasing pow by arcade · · Score: 2, Informative

    A half-litre beer cost 25NOK at a student pub (run by students, for the student societies), 29NOK at the cheapest regular pub I know about, and around 50NOK (say 45-60) at most others. At least in Oslo, where I live.

    To rent an apartment.. well, that really varies depending on where in Oslo you live. Say between 2500 and 10000, most student get apartments for around 2500-3500NOK/month

    Bus ticket: 30NOK if paid when you get onto the bus (in oslo), 20NOK if you've got a prepaid ticket.

    Hamburger: Depends on where you buy it. 37NOK for a Big One, 75NOK if you buy yourself a good one at a REAL Hamburger-kiosk.

    Coca Cola: aprox 10NOK for a 0.5 litre bottle. Aprox 15NOK for 1.5 litre bottle.

    Loaf of bread: really depends on the type of bread. Between 10 and 25 NOK

    Cinema ticket: 75 in Oslo.

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  89. Re:Norway 'protects' ? by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1, Flamebait
    Your 'individual liberty' may include such non-concepts as 'freedom from hunger', but its often people who espouse such statements that are the greatest threat to actual liberty - property rights.
    What a prime example of a typical head-up-his-ass yankee that is totally incapable of understanding that other cultures can have a totally different viewpoint than the terminally constipated anglo-saxon viewpoint on private property.

    Individual liberty and dignity are far more important than property rights. And property rights shall NEVER BE USED to demean human dignity and liberty.

    That is, if you use your property to oppress someone else, it is only fair that you'd be deprived of your property.

  90. Learn to spell you "Rediculous" dumbass! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    " In that case, the government is the prosecutor. This brings another awful argument to the table. This would encourage lawyers to charge absolutely rediculous amounts. If a person was guilty and admitted it, then they would go for the cheapest law firm, since they'd have to pay for it. However, if a person figured they could get out of the charges, they'd hire the most expensive lawyer possible and the government could be out of millions of dollars because of a small legal loophole.

    How would you feel knowing that your tax dollars put millions of dollars into the pockets of a lawyer who protected a rapist by using every means possible?


    Included text to please the lamness filter, as the subject line says it all. Dumbass.

  91. Is that true though? by mindstrm · · Score: 1

    I thought in the US, either side could appeal (with the appropriate grounds) the same case to a higher court.
    I thought Double Jeapordy meant that, if you charged with acrime, acquitted, and there are no appeals in the allotted time, THEN you can't be charged with the same crime again.

    1. Re:Is that true though? by red+floyd · · Score: 1

      Nope. In a criminal case, the prosecution gets one shot at you. In a civil case, either side may appeal (and appeal the appeal, etc...)

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    2. Re:Is that true though? by Shakrai · · Score: 1
      I thought Double Jeapordy meant that, if you charged with acrime, acquitted, and there are no appeals in the allotted time, THEN you can't be charged with the same crime again.

      No, it straight-up means that you can not be charged again. This only applies if you are actually taken to trial and acquitted though. If your case is tossed out by the judge, hung jury, or the Grand Jury refuses to return an indictment (in a felony case) they can try again.

      There is nothing stopping them from charging you with a different crime however. Back in the 60s in the middle of the civil rights movement the Feds would charge people with Federal civil rights violations if they were acquitted by state juries of murder charges after lynching people. This was the only real way for these victims to achieve any sort of justice because the local (all-white) juries turned a blind eye to what was actually going on.

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    3. Re:Is that true though? by mindstrm · · Score: 1

      Okay... but it seems to me that appealing a decision is not the same thing as being charged again. The decision is not final until all appeals are exhausted, no?

    4. Re:Is that true though? by Shakrai · · Score: 1
      Okay... but it seems to me that appealing a decision is not the same thing as being charged again. The decision is not final until all appeals are exhausted, no?

      In a civil case yes. In a criminal case in the US however you can not appeal a not-guilty verdict. The defendant can appeal his guilty verdict until his appeals are exhausted but the state can not appeal a not-guilty verdict. This would be tantamount to charging you with the same crime twice in the eyes of our legal system.

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    5. Re:Is that true though? by Cyberdyne · · Score: 1
      I thought in the US, either side could appeal (with the appropriate grounds) the same case to a higher court. I thought Double Jeapordy meant that, if you charged with acrime, acquitted, and there are no appeals in the allotted time, THEN you can't be charged with the same crime again.

      No - it means that as soon as you're acquitted, that's permanent. No appeals at all, barring extreme exceptions (perhaps if the judge had been taking bribes, something like that?)

      If you're found guilty, you can appeal against that. Either side can also appeal the sentence - but if the court acquits you, it's permanent, no appeals ever.

      (The concept - like much of the US legal system - was 'inherited' from English law. Unfortunately, there are now moves afoot to remove the Double Jeopardy protection there...)

  92. Send him an X-Box ? by eurostar · · Score: 1

    perhaps this is the currency now being used ?

  93. I refer you to my previous DVD-Jon joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  94. Mod Parent Up by bezuwork's+friend · · Score: 1, Offtopic
    Good quote. Pretty much sums the situation up since 9/11.

    It doesn't appear the purpose of 9/11 was to specifically overthrow consitutional government. Bush and Congress are the ones behind that. 9/11 in my view was probably a combination of retailiation against harms (real or imagined) inflicted by the US on the Middle East and Islam in general and an attempt to actually disrupt some financial machinations. I wonder if they even imagined the US would retaliate back so harshly?

  95. Re:Compensation for What? by ratboy666 · · Score: 1

    What is contract?

    I will quote (http://www.law.cornell.edu/topics/contracts.html)

    "Contracts are promises that the law will enforce. The law provides remedies if a promise is breached or recognizes the performance of a promise as a duty. Contracts arise when a duty does or may come into existence, because of a promise made by one of the parties. To be legally binding as a contract, a promise must be exchanged for adequate consideration. Adequate consideration is a benefit or detriment which a party receives which reasonably and fairly induces them to make the promise/contract . For example, promises that are purely gifts are not considered enforceable because the personal satisfaction the grantor of the promise may receive from the act of giving is normally not considered adequate consideration. Certain promises that are not considered contracts may, in limited circumstances, be enforced if one party has relied to his detriment on the assurances of the other party."

    Now... what promise did I make to the holder of the copyright when I purchased the DVD? That's right, I didn't promise ANYTHING. What promise did
    the vendor make to me? That's right, I wan't promised ANYTHING. What consideration was I given; that would compel me to give up my rights? Again, I'll take NONE as the answer. And what consideration did I give to possess the piece of plastic with the data? The vendors purchase price.

    No way in hell that this is a CONTRACT. I simply purchased a good. And that just happens to have some copyrighted material on it.

    I can use the DVD for any legal purpose, including reselling. The vendor may desire there to be a contract in place, but legally there isn't.

    Ratboy.

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  96. Re:Compensation for What? by Karl+Cocknozzle · · Score: 1
    Just because you choose to be ignorent of the fact that when you purchase and play a DVD you are agreeing to certain things, does not mean it is not so. You choose to ignore these things like it will make them go away. But that is not the way it works in the real world.

    Please cite:
    1) A source that details what is in this alleged "agreement."
    2) Some evidence that I signed it (a copy of the agreement bearing my signature, please.)
    3) Some law that says once I buy a DVD I really don't actually own it.
    4) Some law that says I can't watch my DVDs on a "non-approved" player.

    If you can't do any of the four, kindly pound sand until you can.

    Also, for the moment, we'll pretend you're not ignorant of the correct spelling of ignorant.
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  97. victims of RIAA/MPAA/SCO/etc. by MoFoQ · · Score: 2

    victims of the RIAA/MPAA/SCO/etc like Jon who are acquitted should sue them where it hurts. Think of it as a distributed-denial-of-suing attack.

    Hey, it is the game they seem to want to play so why not return the favor (or "fight fire with fire"). And we have one thing in our favor; numbers. We have more numbers than they do so if we all sue for deflamation, etc. and win, they will be out of $ to sue ppl with and we would be successful in declawing the menaces.

  98. Mike Rowe was not the plaintiff here by KarmaOverDogma · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure how relevant this is, and this comment will undoubtably be buried as a 1 in a sea of other 1's and 0's (no pun intended) but...

    In this case, because Mike Rowe was not the plaintiff, he wouldn't have lost any money (under the loser-pays-all system) if Microsoft had lost - it would have been the other way around :-). Even then, in this case it would have gone before ICANN arbitration and their ruling would have been the end of it, for all practical purposes.

    Now if you mean his propensity to sue would be diminished by the loser pays all system then, yes, I see your point, but I'd imagine the system really does work both ways, as I alluded to above.

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  99. "Serving your country is a Good Thing(TM)" yes 8) by da5idnetlimit.com · · Score: 1

    thanks for your kind look on people who don't want to serve. I quite like your point of view.

    Now just a small story to thank you :

    As a french citizen, in my time, you had to give 12 month military service.
    Most people that didn't want to do it tried to go with a notorious label which is P4.
    For the non-french-military ppl here, the french used a system called SYGIPOP to rate you on the the military scale. the second P is for "Psychologie", and the lower the note the saner you are, so if you got P4, it meant you were 'slightly off-base" and wouldn't have to du military service. Many people tried getting that P4 rating to avoid military service, doing thing like pissing or mastubating in front of senior military psys...

    Some ppl went too far and got P5 rating (direct confinement in a Military Mental Hospital for screening/observation , Aouch ! 8)

    When I went to the revision screening (had a broken shoulder and ankle after a stupid skiing accident, and they drafted me 1 week after 8) I had the mandatory consultation with the military psy, who happened to be drafted psy graduate.
    During the quick chat, I told him that I already knew how to read/write/shoot/fight, and 12 month being shouted at by military personel would result in me killing one of them out of pure frustration/boredom.

    When I finally finished all the tests, I had a leave from the army with a G5 condition (General Physical Condition, and 5 is bad...)
    Strangely, the P rating I had from the psy was 1, as in perfectly sane... nice world, isn't it 8)

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  100. Norway isn't in the EU by Slashamatic · · Score: 1

    and as such the EU reverse engineering for interoperability rule doesn't apply unless the Norwegians have in their own laws.

  101. Re:Compensation for What? by Qzukk · · Score: 1

    Your ignorence of the purchase agreement does not mean you are not bound by that agreement.

    Yes it does. I looked over the outside of my DVD cases and I have yet to see ONE dvd out of my collection of 100+ that has ANY MENTION of this mythical agreement. Not a single case holds any text that would appear to restrict my ability to play the DVD in any device I choose to.

    Not a single DVD I have can even claim the "clickwrap" license software has, as the ONLY notice on the dvd itself is that I am not permitted to distribute copies of it or use it in a public showing, and I am not required to agree to this notice in order to proceed with my usage of the DVD.

    So, in the absense of notifying me of this agreement, the manufacturers of the DVD cannot legally claim I have entered into this agreement. The purchase of every one of those DVDs was made and completed unconditionally.

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  102. Re:Compensation for What? by Qzukk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    steal copyrighted works ("music must be free") and get away with it.

    Whoa, whoa, whoa. Who said anything about stealing? The purpose of DeCSS was originally, and has always been, to decode encrypted DVDs for the purpose of viewing them on platforms where no decoder exists (ie, Linux).

    If you're going to claim that you somehow have the right to take away DeCSS because teenaged kiddies use it to pimp out the latest release of the matrix on kazaa, then its only fair that you also take away guns, cars, airplanes, knives, forks, baseball bats, golf clubs, fireplace pokers, and everything else that could conceivably be used in the comission of a murder.

    If you're going to backpedal now and claim that copyright isn't anywhere on the same level as murder, then how about a world without printers, fax machines, scanners, and copiers?

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  103. Re:Compensation for What? by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 1
    Yes it does.

    No, it doesn't. And explain that to the judge when you go down.

    I looked over the outside of my DVD cases and I have yet to see ONE DVD out of my collection of 100+ that has ANY MENTION of this mythical agreement.Bullshit.

    Not a single DVD I have can even claim the "clickwrap" license software has, as the ONLY notice on the DVD itself is that I am not permitted to distribute copies of it or use it in a public showing, and I am not required to agree to this notice in order to proceed with my usage of the DVD.

    And more bullshit...

    So, in the absense [sic] of notifying me of this agreement, the manufacturers of the DVD cannot legally claim I have entered into this agreement. The purchase of every one of those DVDs was made and completed unconditionally.

    Do you argue with cops too? Learn to stop talking before you shove your head so far up your ass you can never get it out.

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  104. Re:"Serving your country is a Good Thing(TM)" yes by 3terrabyte · · Score: 1
    "....and 12 month being shouted at by military personel would result in me killing one of them out of pure frustration/boredom."

    Heheh.
    As Arlo Guthrie said in "Alice's Restaurant", threatening the military that you want to kill someone, is... exactly the type of person they're looking for! :)

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  105. Re:Compensation for What? by wurp · · Score: 1

    Bullshit. Read the court results on unsigned end user license agreements.

    Certainly copyright law applies, but that has nothing to do with contracts, unless you want to call government a social contract.

    A license can only give you more rights than copyright would give, not less, unless it's a signed contract. Just because companies tell you you have less rights doesn't mean it's so.

  106. Whooo ha! by zarr · · Score: 1

    Dear Saeed al-Sahaf

    There is no way I can express how much I admire your total lack of respect for facts. You have truly made my life more interesting.
    Thank you!

    -zarr

  107. GOOD FOR HIM by cdn-programmer · · Score: 1

    But he is asking to little.

    What most people to not realise is that in court most people are being paid. You only need to look about the room and surmise who is not being paid to know how unjust the system is.

  108. this sounds about right by FireBook · · Score: 1

    when you consider that, for instance, the british army rejects out of hand any talk of a conscription system. Basically if you want an effective army in todays age the troops have to actually _want_to_be_there, and most of the conscripts wont :o)

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  109. Re:"Serving your country is a Good Thing(TM)" yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, P1 is not the highest ranking. I had back problems that had been diagnosed
    in a military hospital (Xrays + diagnostic from military specialist disqualifying
    me from taking the Polytechnique entrance exam).

    I produced those documents while I was chatting with the psy/doctor at the end
    of the tests. I had bested the "intellectual" tests (not too tough in the group
    I was in) and told him I'd be pretty annoyed to be drafted while I had been
    disqualified from the part of the army I wanted to go (Polytechnique). I ended up P0 G5.

    G5 is basically used to indicate "don't even try to look again into this case, he's
    not faking it". If you "only" get a G4 you can be called later for another check.

  110. Re:"Serving your country is a Good Thing(TM)" yes by cavebear42 · · Score: 1

    And I went up there, I said, "Shrink, I want to kill. I mean, I wanna, I wanna kill. Kill. I wanna, I wanna see, I wanna see blood and gore and guts and veins in my teeth. Eat dead burnt bodies. I mean kill, Kill, KILL, KILL." And I started jumpin up and down yelling, "KILL, KILL," and he started jumpin up and down with me and we was both jumping up and down yelling, "KILL, KILL." And the sargent came over, pinned a medal on me, sent me down the hall, said, "You're our boy." - Arlo Guthrie(Alice's Restaurant)

  111. Re:Compensation for What? by Qzukk · · Score: 1

    Do you argue with cops too?

    Hell no. They have a handcuffs and a gun. You've got... well, you've got calling my facts "bullshit".

    So I'll tell you what, you produce the text of this agreement you're talking about and on what DVD cover I can find this agreement on, and after I've either found this DVD in my house or at my library/local store and verified that you are not spouting the bullshit you claim I am, THEN we'll talk.

    No, it doesn't. And explain that to the judge when you go down.

    Go down? Go down for what, watching Labyrinth on Linux? This goes back to the above paragraph, show me what text on the back of the DVD prohibits me from watching Labyrinth on Linux. That is the issue here.

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  112. Re:Counter-suit / Class action suit by Prof.Phreak · · Score: 1

    The trick is that if this ever went to course (and won?) the lawyers would be the ones who profit most.

    This causes even more people to go to law school to become just like those fat-cat lawyers.

    And in the end, you find that everyone's a lawyer (kinda like everyone's an IT person now a days).

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  113. MOD PARENT UP by grendelkhan · · Score: 1

    That is friggin hysterical.

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  114. Re:Compensation for What? by 49152 · · Score: 1

    >You and I both know that "DVD Jon" was perfectly able to view his DVD under the spacifics of the agreement he agreed to when he purchased the DVD

    Well in fact the court actually equalled these kind of "agreements" with private law addendums, something they do not look kindly upon.

    In short the court ruled that if you buy a DVD then you own that specific DVD-disc and can use whatever means you damn well please to view the content.

    Of course this was a norwegian court, YMMV

  115. Manditory Military Service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is the most bone-headed and wrong minded idea that seems to perinially pop up in developed countries these days.

    As a US NAVY veteran, I must say that it was difficult enough having to serve with the assholes who felt they were "tricked" into service (who were only slightly less tolerable than the assholes who were gung-ho lifers) that I can't imagine the nightmare of serving with a bunch of people who never wanted to join in the first place.

    Of course, the best thing that anyone ever got from serving in the US military is learning how tolerate assholes of all stripes, including f***wads who like to call a person a coward whenever they see that person taking a stand.

  116. Actually by Kjella · · Score: 1

    If you disagree with their conclusions, you should explain your reasoning to the legislative body of the Norwegian government and the Motion Picture Association of America (which prompted this legal action.)

    1. They made an end-run around that and got the EUCD (aka Euro-DMCA) that EU, and so Norway through EEA-agreement.

    2. MPAA is already having an ulcer over this ruling. But they can not influence Norwegian courts, even though they more or less brought it to court.

    Kjella

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  117. Hey it could be worse.... by rune2 · · Score: 1

    They could compensate him with Gigli instead...

  118. Correction by arcade · · Score: 1

    bah. Stupid me. 37 NOK for a "Big Mac", "Big One" is a pizza. ;)

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  119. Re:Compensation for What? by arcade · · Score: 1

    Just because you choose to be ignorent of the fact that when you purchase and play a DVD you are agreeing to certain things,

    I suggest that you read up on norwegian instead of US law.

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  120. It was a criminal charge, a pretty unclear one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I'm still confused as to exactly what he was charged with. Was it criminal (i.e: the state charged him) or was it completely civil (i.e: Norway's version of MPAA sued him)?

    It was a criminal charge, for sure. He was not sued by Norsk Film or anything like that. He was charged by Okokrim (slashdot ate my &oslash;)

  121. You don't need it... by Cryptnotic · · Score: 1

    If you have a case against a large corporation that could result in a large settlement, the lawyers will take on the case on a contingency basis. That means that it's a gamble to them. If you win the case, they get 40% or more of the proceeds.

    They'll take those cases. If they figure out that if they win a certain percentage of them and the expected profit for them is worth more than the cost of doing the work, they'll do it.

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  122. DVD-Jon by PW2 · · Score: 1

    Everytime I see the phrase "DVD-Jon", I get excited because I think for a second that some company finally invented something that prevents people from missing the movie when they have to take care of other issues!

  123. Re:Norway 'protects' ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Gothmolly uttered:
    Your 'individual liberty' may include such non-concepts as 'freedom from hunger', but its often people who espouse such statements that are the greatest threat to actual liberty - property rights.

    Pig Hogger responded:
    What a prime example of a typical head-up-his-ass yankee that is totally incapable of understanding that other cultures can have a totally different viewpoint than the terminally constipated anglo-saxon viewpoint on private property.

    Are you sure he's a Yank? We have a few rather vocal bozos here in Norway who claim property rights are the only ones that matters. Some of them consider Ayn Rand to be their prophet.

  124. Re:It's not the USD value, it's the purchasing pow by bonhomme_de_neige · · Score: 1
    If it costs 4CAD for a carton of large eggs here and 24XXX for the same in some fictional country, but the exchange rate is 1XXX for every 2CAD, then they certainly don't have the same purchasing power, do they?

    That would never happen, unless the fictional country had no trade with the outside world, in which case the currency could not be freely traded (and hence the concept of an 'exchange rate' is not applicable).

    Why is it impossible, you ask? Well let's modify your example slightly and substitute a loaf of bread for a carton of eggs. So, a loaf costs 4CAD in Canada (probably not but hey), and 24XXX in Magical Pornlandia (well with a currency code like that...), and the exchange rate is 2CAD / XXX.

    Now imagine a Canadian investor. He buys bread for 4CAD, snap freezes it and sells it in Pornlandia for 24XXX. He then converts the 24XXX to 48CAD!! Then, he buys 12 loafs for 48CAD and sells them for 12 x 24 = 288XXX, converting that to 576CAD, etc. Now, it doesn't matter what actual numbers you put in for the amounts he invests, because in your example the nominal price level in Pornlandia is higher, but their currency is more expensive. You will not find this with any real currency ... well if you do, just use the above scheme to make infinite profit! ;p

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  125. 100 billion awards to the plaintiff are uncommon. by Moderation+abuser · · Score: 1

    Awards of damages in European cases are usually several orders of magnitude lower than in the states.

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  126. Re:Ishtar on DVD? by ATMosby · · Score: 1

    Where? I'm one of the few who actually liked the movie.

  127. Denmark: The Nanny State by Dion · · Score: 1

    Ok, yes Denmark is mostly a nanny state, for most things it works out pretty well, but other times it's just a pain in the ass.

    I quite like that the services that everybody needs are simply provided by the state and paid for by taxes, as there is no need to bother people with finding an paying for those (roads, social security, health insurance, education aso.)

    However I hate having to pay for it all (tax is 40% to 60% depending on income) :-)

    "logical and dispassionate" What are we to you, Vulcans?

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    1. Re:Denmark: The Nanny State by Max+von+H. · · Score: 1

      "logical and dispassionate" What are we to you, Vulcans?

      In some ways, I believe Vulcans were inspired by Finns ;-) What I meant is that Scandinavians, when it comes to organisational/administrative tasks, do not behave emotionally like their latin counterparts. They're... serious and efficient, they don't divert from their task until it's done.

      As a half-Swedish, half-Italian person having lived North and South of Europe, it's my appreciation, nothing insulting here ;-)

      Cheers

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    2. Re:Denmark: The Nanny State by 10Ghz · · Score: 1
      However I hate having to pay for it all (tax is 40% to 60% depending on income) :-)


      I disoute those figures. I'm in Finland, and while I may not be uber-rich, I have a decent income. My tax-% is 25 right now. If I had something like 40-50% tax-%, I would have to earn ALOT of money.
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    3. Re:Denmark: The Nanny State by Eivind · · Score: 1
      Well, in general "taxes" are quite a bit higher in Scandinavia than many other places. Before I actually moved to Germany I used to think taxes are lower here. They are too, it's just that people conveniently forget to include what are included in those taxes.

      So, while the "tax" here is pretty low, in addition you have to pay:

      • Health-insurance (typically like 13%)
      • Unemployment-insurance
      • Pension-insurance
      • Care-insurance (which somehow is not the same as "health")
      • Dental insurance
      All of which are included under the label "tax" in Norway. So, while I used to pay something like 35% tax in Norway, and here it is only 18%, after you add up all those other "non-tax-but-still-money" costs, it ends up costing the same thing, if not more.

      If you define "tax" as "The difference between what my employer pays, and what I get", then the taxrate in Scandinavia is not that bad at all. In the end it makes little difference if you call it "tax" or "tax+X+Y+Z" except in the latter case you can claim to have "low taxes".

    4. Re:Denmark: The Nanny State by 10Ghz · · Score: 1

      While my income-tax is 25%, I do pay some additional payments to pensions and such. But looking at my last paycheck, those additional costs where nowhere nearly as much as my income-tax was. It was something like 50 euros. If I include those in my tax-%, It would increase my tax-% by 1-2 percentage-points (to about 26-27%). So it's not that much.

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    5. Re:Denmark: The Nanny State by Eivind · · Score: 1
      That's not it. You see, for a comparison to be fair you need to include all of the stuff you have to pay for yourself but which is covered under "tax" in Scandinavia.

      What does an average American spend on education ? In Scandinavia it's free. What does a average American spend on living-costs during the studies ? In Scandinavia you get around 1/3rd as a stipendium from state, the rest as a interest-free loan.

      I don't know. I never lived in the US, but the *impression* you get is that stuff like College fees plays a quite significant role in many family-budgets.

      In any case I was in the first place comparing Germany to Norway, which are the two countries I have lived long enough in to know them well. Germany does have lower taxes, but also *lots* (as in atleast 20% of your gross) higher "insurances" (which are state-mandated and migth aswell be relabeled "tax" if that wasn't politically unacceptable), and also lots lower service-level from the state in the first place, so lots of things you gotta pay yourself, eating further into your saved "tax-money".

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  129. Wrong from the get go... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    "How anybody can be an advocate of forcing someone to spend their time and energy to kill people or assist those doing the killing in some sort of misguided notion of compulsary patriotism is utterly beyond me."
    The Norwegian Army is not actually called that in Norway. Directly translated, the correct name of the Norwegian army would be "The Norwegian Defense". So it is not there to be used as an army against other countries, but as a way to defend Norway.

    So your comment about being forced to spend time and energy killing people is misguided at best. It is not about compulsory patriotism, but about compulsory military service to defend one's country against foreign invaders.

  130. Ignorance alert! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are not tortured or brainwashed in the Norwegian army. Nor are you destroyed. You are simply expected to spend one year of your life being trained into defending your country if it is attacked by foreign invaders. The compulsory military service is not there to create killing machines, but to have someone to defend Norway. The Norwegian army is there only to defend, not to attack other countries.

  131. Re:Norway 'protects' ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Alpha5, Chris Joy, Edvin Vik, Trond Knudsen, Torkill Bruland, Stian Mortensen and more? The "psychopath bunch"? Idiots, all of them.

  132. Re:"Serving your country is a Good Thing(TM)" yes by TheLink · · Score: 1

    Ah but nowadays "friendly fire" can kill almost as many if not more.

    Personally, if people don't want to be in the military I don't see any point in forcing them to, they'll just be liabilities, especially in modern warfare where "cannon fodder" isn't as useful.

    There's no point forcing them, spend money and resources on them (military equipment, training, lodging, food, logistics etc isn't cheap).

    1) He gets shot, the rest may still feel obliged to carry him.
    2) He gets everyone shot (very possible).
    3) He shoots friendlies.
    4) He doesn't do anything, or doesn't do anything right - you tie up resources trying to get him to do something or to punish him.
    5) He grumbles and moans - lowers morale.

    Might as well leave him at home.

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  133. Re:Compensation for What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wrong dick wad. Man, you're such a moron...

  134. RETARD by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    Where did I ever say that property rights are more important than liberty? There is no choice between them, not in the DVD Jon case, not in my posts, not anywhere but in the degenerate imaginations of paranoid slaves. PigHogger, I am outing you as a TOTAL MORON, whatever your nationality. I am the only one in this thread making any sense at all, whether you agree with my points or not. And I defy you to argue against me when I repeat that Norwegians must get their government under control, and defend the same liberty that is under serious attack here in the US. Sensible people are doing what we can, but if liberty is depending on PigHogger and Gothmolly, then we're all doomed.

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    1. Re:RETARD by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Well, I'm pretty stupid myself, leaving PigHogger's handle in places where I wanted to paste just Gothmolly's. My apologies - to PigHogger. Gothmolly, you're still a moron.

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  135. Re:It's not the USD value, it's the purchasing pow by Eivind · · Score: 1
    Norway is expensive, especially service-intensive stuff. It's not because of inflation though. That is a kinda stupid claim, because with inflation stuff would cost a lot of NOK, but those NOK would have a low value. NOK to $ has been quite stable

    Instead services are expensive because of high wages, also for low-skilled work. The difference in salary between say a burger-flipper and a university professor is something like a factor of 2 here, in the US it's much bigger.

    The practical upshot is that services; restaurants, hairdressers, taxis, services-in-general are expensive, but also that you can live decently being a burger-flipper.

    You could say that USA is a good country to be rich in, while Norway is probably a much better country to live in if you are *not* among the rich. (the top 10% of the population has 20% of the total income in Norway, in USA they have more than 30% of the total income. The bottom 10% of the population has 4.5% of the total income in Norway, in USA they have less than half that.)