Slashdot Mirror


Another Serious MSIE Hole

pjrc writes "Infoworld is reporting another new security hole that allows links to executable files to appear to be any other type of file, such as text or pdf. When combined with a previously reported spoofing bug, that Microsoft still hasn't fixed, Infoworld claims the result could be 'devastating'"

731 comments

  1. The Demo by trp642 · · Score: 5, Informative

    A little demo for those still using IE...

    1. Re:The Demo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You RTFA, went to a link posted in the article showing the Proof Of Concept, posted it to /., and got modded up. Way to karma whore - kudos to you!

    2. Re:The Demo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In other words, he beat you to the punch?

      Go cry to someone who cares.

    3. Re:The Demo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      In other news today microsoft reports that it windows is cheaper than Linux http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=04/01/28/073253 &mode=nested&tid=109&tid=126&tid=163&tid=187&tid=9 8&tid=99 The question is were any of thoose test computers attached to the internet?

      It's called Total Cost of Ownership, junior. This is what happens when you get 13 year old Linux elitists all together in web forum like this - a bunch of mis-informed kiddies thinking they know what's best.

      Well, get your head out of your ass and try to grasp the reality: In some incidences it truly is cheaper to run Windows vs *nix. And in some cases (*gasp*) it's the opposite.

      I sincerely hope your trolling for easy karma, because this kind of attitude will shut you out of a lot of opportunities in the future. And no, junior, those 3 lines you added to the kernel doesn't really matter in the end to a possible employer. Get used to it.

      There are way to many Linux elitists here - you can like Linux, you can LOVE Linux, hell you can even hate MS. But to state something which so blatantly shows how uninformed you are is embarrassing. I'd hate to have your UID.

    4. Re:The Demo by RoLi · · Score: 5, Insightful
      The question is rather: "Why do Microsoft-sponsored TCO-studies never include the cost of viruses, worms, security holes and/or countermeasures against viruses, worms and security holes?"

    5. Re:The Demo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Awesome - this is why I read at -1, sometimes the AC's really have the right idea. Kudos to you sir!

    6. Re:The Demo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " I'd hate to have your UID"

      After all that your last sentence PROVES my friend, that YOU are the troll.

      BTW- I bet'cha LOVED the "W3K is cheaper then Mainframe Linux" article, you dolt! You'd probably be one of those MORONS that thinks it's realistic to spend $200,000 on a T-Rex z/990 machine and uses it solely to server web pages, and therefor Windows 2003 _must_ be better then a z/990. Hey, on that note, want to trade? I'll give you 100 Windows machines for 1 z/990, it's a good deal according to the TCO from those articles..

      People are stoopad.

      ps- I don't use Linux or Unix.. I use s/390 or z/OS.

    7. Re:The Demo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My point wasn't to state one is better then the other. My point was you'll never get anywhere in life if you become an elitist. You use what works best for the solution at hand. There's far to many "Use Linux or your lame" folks on here. I do admit I love to go smash their little 13 year old brains with the idea that it's possible that people use solution X to problem W because it's the one that works best.

    8. Re:The Demo by certsoft · · Score: 1

      When I click the link in Opera all I get is a blank page.

    9. Re:The Demo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because Microsoft's market share guarantees that a disproportionate amount of viruses and worms will target their OS as opposed to some loser linux freak with an old 486 linux server in his mom's basement. The cost of these things is therefore irrelevant to the actual OS.

      Take your microsfot hating blinders off for a minute so you can see clearly, bud. I love microsoft so there is no need for me to try to switch to one of your geeky expiriments.

    10. Re:The Demo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In some incidences

      In some instances you will notice a key indicator that the speaker is full of [stuff]: they use big words and buzzwords incorrectly. They also frequently try to cover up their lack of evidence supporting their sweeping assertions with ad hominem attacks designed to put their counterparts on the defensive rather than facilitate a meaningful discussion.

    11. Re:The Demo by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 1

      If you watch closely, the Save dialog has the File Type box filled in with "HTML", and the extension is visible as a hex GUID.

      No normal user can be expected to notice or understand something like that.

    12. Re:The Demo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Microsoft's market share guarantees that a disproportionate amount of viruses and worms will target their OS...I love microsoft...

      In other words, Windows has a higher TCO, due to it being such a target. Seems very relevant to me. Tell you what Steve, instead of shilling on slashdot, why not give us another one of your dance routines?

    13. Re:The Demo by penguiniator · · Score: 1

      Good question. Perhaps if there were no security issues, their TCO "studies" might bear a closer resemblance to reality.

      --
      ZZ
    14. Re:The Demo by fizbin · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Because Microsoft's market share guarantees that a disproportionate amount of viruses and worms will target their OS as opposed to some loser linux freak with an old 486 linux server in his mom's basement. The cost of these things is therefore irrelevant to the actual OS.

      And by the same logic, the cost of getting system administrators for Linux systems, or the availability of Linux software for specialized commercial needs, also both things driven purely (or at least largely) by Microsoft's market share, is "irrelevant to the actual OS". What's left then for a TCO study? The price of a boxed OS CD set? The price of necessary hardware?

      It's really bending over backwards to include in a TCO study the benefits of going with the same OS most of the desktop world is running while at the same time deliberately excluding the costs of using the same system most virus/worm writers target. Lauding the beneficial network effects while declaring the harmful network effects out of the scope of the study is just dishonest.
    15. Re:The Demo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow. Somebody mod this up...

    16. Re:The Demo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I've tried this and it doesn't work.

      13-year-old brains have not finished solidifying yet, so the harder you crush their brain in your mighty, meaty older-guy hand, the faster it squishes through your fingers.

      Then it glops onto the floor and quickly resumes its previous shape and attitude. Kids are nothing if not resilient.

    17. Re:The Demo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't get it. I tried their little test. It said that I was going to download a .PDF file. I downloaded the PDF file. And on my deskstop sat there a file ending in the extension .PDF, not .EXE or .COM but .PDF. So what!? I seriously don't get it.

    18. Re:The Demo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately there is no "+1: Blind allegiance to OSS" moderation

    19. Re:The Demo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I sincerely hope your trolling for easy karma, because this kind of attitude will shut you out of a lot of opportunities in the future. And no, junior, those 3 lines you added to the kernel doesn't really matter in the end to a possible employer. Get used to it.


      Your absolutely right about closing opportunities with an extreme position, but I would guess that most people here would approach an interview different than the way they approach posting in a forum.

      I certainly have no love for MS, but I know and provide support for the products along with a variety of UNIX solutions. Fortunately, the group I work with also has the same dislike for the MS platforms, but that doesn't mean we don't develop on it. In the real world, people often need to work with heterogeneous environments to get the job done (unless of course the IT department is so small that they narrow the solutions down to MS only). I will continue to develop on multiple platforms, but the one thing I do avoid is developing to be locked into a particular platform (VB, .NET, ASP, etc...). Unless a particular requirement exist for using a platform specific tool, my group will write platform independent.

    20. Re:The Demo by Jim_Maryland · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Microsoft's market share guarantees that a disproportionate amount of viruses and worms will target their OS


      Given that statement, wouldn't their market share provide them with greater income to develop better products? I can fully understand the 9x releases not being secure as they were just starting their market dominance. As they've moved to 2000/XP with the lip service of saying they are security minded, I would expect their products to be much more secure (not entirely secure as I understand no application will be totally without fault). The real problem is that we are seeing simple errors that a good code review or software tools would catch.

      You must wake up to the fact that Linux is no longer a basement application. It's being looked at by many corporations thanks to the support of many people and corporations.

      bud. I love microsoft so there is no need for me to try to switch to one of your geeky expiriments.

      Over time, you'll go the way of the dinosaur if you can't evolve to consider all possible IT solutions. Linux is here to stay. Will it wipe out MS, maybe someday, but I see a relatively long period of mixed computing environments where the skill demand will be for people with a variety of skills. Just think about all the mainframe administrators who refused to see the future.

    21. Re:The Demo by neko9 · · Score: 1

      me too. mandrake & opera 7.23

    22. Re:The Demo by hdparm · · Score: 1
      OK, senior.

      I am very interested to find out 1 instance where Windows solution is cheaper than Linux one in TCO terms. Providing, of course, it can be done on both platforms.

    23. Re:The Demo by roadkill-maker · · Score: 1

      Its called a joke. When you read it, it usually causes laughter, though not to those with no sense of humor. And just because you don't get it doesn't mean you have to say that it was a 13 year old Linux elitist.

    24. Re:The Demo by oopiix · · Score: 1

      I've got "Your current security settings do not allow your files to be downloaded"....

      With IE, you should restrict access to everything (it can be done), enable when you need it (that means no ActiveX controls, no scripting). Those things are only enabled on sites that I absolutely trust.

    25. Re:The Demo by Xenobane · · Score: 1

      I hope no professionals will be downloading files with a invalid file type("File Type:" is blank with this invalid files).

    26. Re:The Demo by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      bud. I love PDP-11s so there is no need for me to try to switch to one of your geeky expiriments.

      "Micro-Soft Windows" heh. Indeed.

      --
      It's been a long time.
    27. Re:The Demo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I couldn't possibly come up with all of the possibilities but how about a shop that's currently all MS. Let's say it's an online university, so they get MS software for almost nothing. They need a web server. Normally *nix would have the lowest TCO right?
      But not in this case, in this case it makes more sense to utilize a Windows solution due to the fact the entire inhouse staff are familiar with MS and work with it intimately on a daily basis. To go with a *nix solution, they'd most likely have to hire a *nix admin to handle said server due to the lack of knowledge on the half of the current staff.

      There's one solution which shows Windows would be cheaper to use then Linux.

    28. Re:The Demo by oldgeezer1954 · · Score: 1

      " The cost of these things is therefore irrelevant to the actual OS." That's asinine. Regardless of the reason MS systems are targetted those things are a cost to any individual or oganization. And the cost which will be incurred as a result of adopting any solution are totally relevant. I'd add to the original posters list the cost of downtime as well. They are actually one of the larger single recurring costs we encounter organization wide as they impact on every pc as opposed to cad on a subset of boxes, or graphics software on another handfil, etc.

    29. Re:The Demo by jimmydevice · · Score: 0

      Why do we keep seeing this microsoft sock puppet's cut and paste crap reply in every article, and modded to +5? Did somebody find a crack in /.'s mod point system? It's simple, Microsoft developes poorly designed, ill spec'd, bug ridden crap. There is no other explanation. Bad engineering and a rush to profits since day one. I've been using Billy's junk since altair basic. It sucked then, it sucks now.

    30. Re:The Demo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not sure what the page was supposed to say, but both IE 6.0 and Netscape 7.02 opened a HTML window with nothing in it.

  2. Yet another reason to use Linux by scumbucket · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Other good reasons to use Linux:

    * It's incredibly easy to script and build new applications by tying together existing ones via pipes. The results are fast, reliable, and professional -- unlike AppleScript or VB-produced results. This is only relevant to tech users, but it's a big one.

    * It's free. Okay, for a professional with a decent salary, the cost of Windows vs Linux itself -- the base package -- really isn't significant. A hundred or two hundred bucks is not a big deal. However, to purchase commercial equivalents of all the Linux apps I use would be extremely expensive. Compilers (think Visual Studio), editors (think Visual SlickEdit), mail clients (think Eudora), system monitors (think all manner of shareware apps), sound editors (think Cakewalk), image editors (think Photoshop), web servers (think IIS), code checkers (think Gimpel Lint), graphing programs (think Visio), math/statistics packages (think MATLAB), and all the rest, there is a *lot* of money involved. Sure, you can pirate it, but that's not an option at work, and pirating software is less and less trivial with the surging prevalance of phone-home features.

    * It's secure. Traditionally UNIX (and its apps) have had tighter security design than Windows, especially WRT local security. A couple of Microsoft apps are phenomonally insecure (MSIE, Outlook), and most Windows apps don't have the same emphasis on avoiding attacks.

    * It gives better performance. My workstation runs a large set of servers in the background. I don't notice. I have a friend that runs a Windows FTP server that he kills off when he wants to take all the CPU time on his system.

    * I can fix bugs that piss me off. If I have an issue, I happen to be a coder, so I can run out and fix it without just complaining to a company's forums and hoping that something happens. I can add features that I want. Obviously, this benefit isn't nearly as good if you aren't a coder, but it's something to consider.

    * I can actually see what's going on. Linux has a strong tradition of talking about and letting you see what's *actually* happening on your system. The startup system is just a bunch of scripts that are quite readable. In contrast, if you pick up a book designed for a Microsoft administrator, you'll get a bunch of Microsoft-invented terms ("Enable a service"...am I starting a process listening on a port or what? What the hell is happening?) This also makes troubleshooting much better.

    * A richer toolkit. For at least coders, network admins, and security types, good tools exist that have no Windows equivalent. (The reverse tends to be true when it comes to office workers.)

    * Choice. If I use Windows, I also must use Explorer, like it or not (and I don't). I can't use the kernel or Windows software without also using the expected file manager (yes, there have been a few hacks to try "replacing" Explorer, such as LiteStep, but they're flaky...more neat toys than pratical tools). On Linux, I have more window managers available than I have fingers. I have a whole collection of file managers. I have docks galore. I can choose my favorite from each category and use that.

    * Better design. The fact that Linux uses better file-locking semantics, the fact that Linux uses symlinks instead of shortcuts, the fact that it's easier to write a reliable Linux driver than a reliable Windows driver, all have strong trickle-down effects to the user in the form of fewer reboots, more flexibility in file system layout and control, and a more reliable system.

    --
    CMDRTACO CHECK YOUR EMAIL!
  3. In other words,... by burgburgburg · · Score: 5, Funny
    it's Wednesday.

    1. Re:In other words,... by WesG · · Score: 0

      *yawn* :-)

    2. Re:In other words,... by bn557 · · Score: 1

      crap, I was supposed to be writing a patch for MS today.....

      --
      Humans are slow, innaccurate, and brilliant; computers are fast, acurrate, and dumb; together they are unbeatable
    3. Re:In other words,... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Hm, seems like Groundhog Day to me.

    4. Re:In other words,... by tonyr60 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It is easy to be less than serious about this issue but...

      Spam pretty nuch killed newsgroups, it is its way to doing the same thing for email.

      Microsoft is on track to kill the internet because it cannot deliver a product that can look after your average user. The problem is that unlike newsgroups and email, the internet is a significant contributer to world economy.

      It is near impossible to educate users on how to be carefull, either the products must be secure, or we take a giant step backwards as users desert the internet because they cannot trust it.

      And all because one company with adequate resources does not care. If they did care we would not be faced with this sort of stupidity.

    5. Re:In other words,... by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "Microsoft is on track to kill the internet because it cannot deliver a product that can look after your average user. The problem is that unlike newsgroups and email, the internet is a significant contributer to world economy."

      I'm hoping you had a typo or something here. Email and USENET ARE part of the internet. Just like the web...they are all basically protocols that run on the internet...which is just a large network of networks.

      Just hoping you didn't mean to say WWW = Internet...

      :-)

      --
      Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.........
    6. Re:In other words,... by tonyr60 · · Score: 1

      "Just hoping you didn't mean to say WWW = Internet.."

      In part I was. Reality now is that the internet is largly funded by WWW based functions. If they stop growing and start declining then that would likely have negative affect on the infrastructure.

    7. Re:In other words,... by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      Could you please elaborate about how the internet is funded by WWW based functions? I'm interested in your point of view on this.

      No one entity or person 'owns' the internet...again, an independent network of independent networks. So, to me 'funding' by your argument means some kind of ownership, to which I think....it would be here with or without any entity (MS for example)...if they disappeared tomorrow...the internet would not disappear.

      Maybe I'm misunderstanding you..could you please elaborate a bit more on this please?

      --
      Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.........
    8. Re:In other words,... by tonyr60 · · Score: 1

      The backbone carriers sell bandwidth to ISPs. The ISPs get funds to run their operations, including paying the carriers, from their clients. Their clients mostly buy the service from the ISPs so that they can browse the internet, or sell HTTP based services to the clients who browse the internet.

      So, browser based services fund a large chunk of the internet.

    9. Re:In other words,... by GPLDAN · · Score: 1

      I'm sure that saying it out load will jinx it, but the spammers have largely left Usenet. NNTP is so 1995, there are more fertile fields to urinate all over, like web boards. This has made the good newsgroups on unix and microsoft technologies both quite usable now, mostly haunted by Gen-X and older, us old farts of the Internet age who drifted back after it stopped raining spam.

  4. MS vs. Swiss Cheese by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Anyone noticed similarities between MSIE and Swiss cheese ?

    1. Re:MS vs. Swiss Cheese by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Hmm.. one is a web browser for MS-Windows and Mac OSX computers, the other is a milk-based fermented product.. No, I can't spot any similarity.

    2. Re:MS vs. Swiss Cheese by Kurt+Wall · · Score: 1

      Yes, except Swiss cheese tastes better and is less filling.

    3. Re:MS vs. Swiss Cheese by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One is full of holes so big you can see through. The other is just a dairy product.

    4. Re:MS vs. Swiss Cheese by NickFitz · · Score: 1
      a web browser for MS-Windows and Mac OSX

      Don't forget, they used to do it for Solaris too!

      A friend of mine downloaded and used it; after approx. 2 minutes, it produced the biggest core dump he'd ever seen. If you're keen, you can get it here.

      --
      Using HTML in email is like putting sound effects on your phone calls. Just say <strong>no</strong>.
    5. Re:MS vs. Swiss Cheese by oldgeezer1954 · · Score: 1

      They both stink.

  5. No wonder by Christoff84 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    And people wonder why viruses are so prevalent on windows boxen...

    Now that anyone can spoof not only the url, but the file type, who will know what they are downloading.

    1. Re:No wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe you need to understand the difference between a virus and an exploit.

    2. Re:No wonder by jpmkm · · Score: 3, Funny

      Boxen? Do you also hunt foxen?

    3. Re:No wonder by jtosburn · · Score: 2, Funny

      Maybe he just got done with some bagels and loxen, sitting across from some old-school girls wearing bobby-soxen, chatting about all those poor people who died from the small poxen.

      Then he asked, "if you're last name is Cox, do you refer to your family as 'Coxen'?"

      On the other hand, anthropomorphizing computer boxes into the one 'o' 'x' word that ends with 'en' may mean he harbors a secret wish regarding oxen.

    4. Re:No wonder by macshune · · Score: 1

      Or use the webserver, Roxen?

    5. Re:No wonder by b1t+r0t · · Score: 1
      Or use the webserver, Roxen?

      Does it run on Vaxen?

      --

      --
      "Open source is good." - Steve Jobs
      "Open source is evil." - Microsoft
    6. Re:No wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "windows boxen..."

      Obviously, that's a reference to the comic genius of Brian Reagen...


      Teacher: Erwin, what is the plural for ox?

      Erwin: Oxen. The farmer used his oxen.

      Teacher: Brian, what's the plural for box?

      Brian: Boxen. I bought two boxen of donuts.

      Teacher: No, Brian, no. Let's try another one. Erwin, what is the plural for goose?

      Erwin: Geese. I saw a flock of geese.

      Teacher: Brian, what's the plural for moose?

      Brian: .....MOOSEN! I saw a flock of moosen! There were many of them... many, much moosen... out in the woods.. in the woodes... in the WOODSEN! THE MEESE WANT THE FOOD... THE FOOD IS TO EATENISEN! THE MEESE WANT THE FOODING IN THE WOODENISEN!!... in the.. FOOD IN THE WOODENISEN!!

      Teacher: Brian! Brian... you're an imbecile.

      Brian: ...... imbecilen!

      Teacher: What're you speaking German, Brian?

      Brian: German... Germain!... Germain... Jackson!! Jackson Five... TITO!!!

      Teacher: Brian, what the hell are you talking about????

      Brian: I dunno... I dunno, really...

    7. Re:No wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll bet he hunts foxen boxen

      Who wouldn't?

    8. Re:No wonder by shfted! · · Score: 1

      No, but I used to hunt oxen. Quite tasty.

      --
      He who laughs last is stuck in a time dilation bubble.
    9. Re:No wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the other hand, anthropomorphizing computer boxes into the one 'o' 'x' word that ends with 'en' may mean he harbors a secret wish regarding oxen.

      But he probably refers to them as oxes.

  6. Hmmmm... by instantkarma1 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Wasn't good ol' Bill just extolling the virtues of Windows Security in comparison to other 'unnamed' operating systems the other day?

    Would you like some more pie, Bill?

    1. Re:Hmmmm... by eclectro · · Score: 4, Funny

      Wasn't good ol' Bill just extolling the virtues of Windows Security in comparison to other 'unnamed' operating systems the other day?

      He was busy being "knighted"

      --
      Take the cheese to sickbay, the doctor should see it as soon as possible - B'Elanna Torres, "Learning Curve"
    2. Re:Hmmmm... by visgoth · · Score: 0

      If I had a sword that close to Bill's neck I'd be tempted to let it err... "slip" ;)

      --
      My patience is infinite, my time is not.
    3. Re:Hmmmm... by Basehart · · Score: 1

      The date of the actual ceremony, when the Queen or some other royal gets the chance to do the folks in Cupertino a really big favor involving a sword, takes place at a date and time TBD.

      And Bill will never be able to call himself Sir William Gates III even if he survives being decapitated if Prince Charles, a known Mac user, is chosen to do the honors.

      Instead he just gets to stick KBE (Knight Commander of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire) after his MCSE.

      So Bill Gates MCSE KBE is as good as it gets I'm afraid.

    4. Re:Hmmmm... by pyros · · Score: 2, Funny
      Instead he just gets to stick KBE (Knight Commander of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire) after his MCSE.

      So when he plays air guitar, will we magically be able to hear it?

    5. Re: Hmmmm... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > He was busy being "knighted"

      Hmmmm... I thought he was already "benighted".

      --
      Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
    6. Re:Hmmmm... by stor · · Score: 1

      Yeah I must admit the Queen (bless her) seems to be handing out Knighthood like the USPTO awards patents. I mean seriously, Mick Jagger? Sure he's an impressively successful rock musician but what has he protected the British Empire from? All he's done is prove that rock-star druggies need not die before they hit 40.

      Bill Gates? A shining example of a man who selflessly does good for the British Empire? hmm?

      Seems "Knighthood" has become an "extra prize" for anyone who is already hugely successful and massively rewarded. Heh, you don't even have to be English. The conservatives in England must be going insane.

      I'm thinking of writing to the Queen requesting Knighthood for the dodgy POS Perl script I just wrote.

      Cheers
      Stor

      --
      "Yeah well there's a lot of stuff that should be, but isn't"
  7. IE sucks... by Slack0ff · · Score: 0, Troll

    Looks like we have run across another internet exploiter bug, wonder if they plan on patching this. Then again they might not release january's patches due to the chinese new year. Really we cant expect for Micro$hit to do their job right the first time much less the second time.

    --
    Everyday You see me is the worst day of my life -Office Space
  8. very simple fix... by mike77 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Anyone can do it.

    DON'T use IE!

    --

    --Keeping the flame wars alive, one post at a time

    1. Re:very simple fix... by Slack0ff · · Score: 1

      On my windowz box I run mozilla 1.5 and I dont get Pop-Ups, Spyware, or Bullshiet viruses.

      --
      Everyday You see me is the worst day of my life -Office Space
    2. Re:very simple fix... by Neurotoxic666 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      DON'T use IE!

      That's insightful? For practical, personnal or other various reasons, people will keep using it anyway. Besides, when you pay for a product, you expect it to be working correctly and to be secure, so you use it. Period.

      --
      You are more than the sum of what you consume. Desire is not an occupation.
    3. Re:very simple fix... by WesG · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I can see it now...

      "No Mom you have to put that in your /etc/init.d file! And when was the last time you updated your kernel? What?? No NO! Argggh!....I know you can barely use your computer but just think how secure you are from these nasty links!"

    4. Re:very simple fix... by vladkrupin · · Score: 1

      ... unless you are being paid to develop relatively complex webpages that have to run on IE flawlessly...

      --

      Jobs? Which jobs?
    5. Re:very simple fix... by mattdm · · Score: 1

      This may come as a shock, but MS IE isn't the only browser available to run on MS operating systems -- or better for your Mom, perhaps, Mac OS X.

    6. Re:very simple fix... by DShard · · Score: 1

      Unfortunatly IE is no longer of a practical application to use. It has serious flaws that cause it to leak information and act as a unautherized intstaller which is contrary to expected behavior. It hasn't been keeping up with web standards and even the ones it does support are incomplete at best.

      The reason the grandfather is insightful is because there are alternatives that work _better_ than IE, address security concerns faster and actually care about interoperability with the rest of the world. If your stubborness, or some vendors ignorance which you wont control causes you this insecurity then you have no one to blaim but yourself.

    7. Re:very simple fix... by boredMDer · · Score: 1

      Not using IE does not mean not using Windows.

      Well, for not using IE as your main browser, anyway.

    8. Re:very simple fix... by sqlrob · · Score: 1

      That's what SSH is for.

      My Dad is on Linux after I determined his Win computer was infected. He has no more UI/setup problems with it than with Windows, fewer now since I can remotely administer it.

    9. Re:very simple fix... by Ironica · · Score: 1

      Anyone can do it.
      DON'T use IE!


      As I just posted irritably in another response...

      At home, I don't touch IE. Here at school, and at work, it's not actually possible for me to either (a) install Mozilla or (b) convince anyone else to install it. Believe me, I've tried.

      Until IE becomes fully usable or fully unusable, there will be a lot of otherwise competent users out there who are stuck with these problems in certain environments.

      --
      Don't you wish your girlfriend was a geek like me?
    10. Re:very simple fix... by vasqzr · · Score: 1

      2 ASP's we use at work cannot be used with non-IE browsers.

    11. Re:very simple fix... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Back when I used Windows 98/ME, I used 98lite. For those modern flavours of Windows (2000 & XP), I use 2000lite and XPlite (available here: http://www.litepc.com/)

      I uninstall most of the crap and am rewarded with a faster (& more secure) system.

    12. Re:very simple fix... by Neurotoxic666 · · Score: 1

      I was rather refering to the average person who uses the internet than to myself. I understand the flaws in IE, but many people don't or simply don't know that there are problems with IE, and that there are alternatives.

      But try to tell your boss or Mom, or anybody who has just started to use a computer, that they should stop using IE and lose their bookmarks and learn to use a new browser instead.... Yes, it IS hard for some people, and that sort of people most probably chosed to use Windows (if they chosed at all) because it is shipped with almost everything they need.

      So, since people are paying for this, I would blame Microsoft for allowing such flaws to reach the shelves. Swithing to another browser is a solution, but it's like leaving your new car on the side of the road because the alternator stopped functioning. Yes, you should have bought the Lexus and not the Lada... but many internet users are not geeks and don't know about these things. They just expect their stuff to work. That was my point.... ;)

      --
      You are more than the sum of what you consume. Desire is not an occupation.
    13. Re:very simple fix... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      does it run on dell computers or HPs?

    14. Re:very simple fix... by placeclicker · · Score: 1

      You realize that mozilla is not an operating system, right?

      --

      Browse at -1, because trolls are often the most creative part of /.
    15. Re:very simple fix... by Vlad_the_Inhaler · · Score: 1

      At work, they finally allowed Netscape 7.1 about 6 weeks ago. Before that, only clients announcing themselves as Netscape 4.7x were allowed through the proxy. Manipulating IE (is that even possible?) to pass itself off as any version of Netscape is a hanging offence. And so it should be :-)

      --
      Mielipiteet omiani - Opinions personal, facts suspect.
    16. Re:very simple fix... by blogboy · · Score: 1

      Agreed! So what are we bashing here? Microsoft IE, or people who use IE? It's just a crappy product, big deal, use Mozilla or Safari. Next.

    17. Re:very simple fix... by thrillseeker · · Score: 1
      You realize that mozilla is not an operating system, right?

      No but once they get embedded Emacs working ...

    18. Re:very simple fix... by ENOENT · · Score: 1

      Think of it as evolution in action. People who insist on using IE will end up penniless (from stolen credit card data) or in jail (from being an accessory to whatever computer-related crime is committed using their machine). Of course, the rest of us will be penniless (from all paying jobs being outsourced) and in jail (for thought crime) anyway...

      --
      That's "Mr. Soulless Automaton" to you, Bub.
    19. Re:very simple fix... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good Troll dude!

    20. Re:very simple fix... by DShard · · Score: 1

      Advocating alternative browser usage is all part of my linux/standards advocate MO. If I expect things to change at a grassroots level I have to be willing to get in there and do some dirty work. If not me, who? If not now, when?

      So a do as I preach, meaning I explain to as many people who ever touch the subject of computers with me that most likely they are depending on something to be what it's not, but there is a _free_ alternative that works just as well. Once people understand that it is their identity at stake they won't put up with it.

      Most people do not care about security until it directly affects them. In this case, it does. They just don't know it because they are not looking for it. Explaining the situation _without_ being preachy (don't flame the, as far as their concerned, only operating system.) will go a long way.

    21. Re:very simple fix... by mattdm · · Score: 1

      does it run on dell computers or HPs?

      MS Internet Explorer? Well, no, not very well.

    22. Re:very simple fix... by happyfrogcow · · Score: 1

      I know you can barely use your computer but just think how secure you are from these nasty links!"

      Not being able to use a computer out of lack of knowledge is COMPLETELY different than not being able to use your computer due to it being raped by adware, spyware, porn popups, and huge latency in GUI due to these factors.

      Which is easier, walking someone through /etc plain text files, or walking someone through the windows registry?

    23. Re:very simple fix... by RetroGeek · · Score: 1

      lose their bookmarks

      Mozilla imports IE "favorites".

      Of course the user will have to learn that a "Favorite" is now a "Bookmark".

      A bookmark make more sense to me than a favorite anyway. WTH, is my banking site a favorite of mine? Now porn sites ....

      --

      - - - - - - - - - - -
      I am a programmer. I am paid to produce syntax not grammar. Deal with it.
    24. Re:very simple fix... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK, what fuck nugget moron modded this shit insightful. Christ on a crutch, you can run Mozilla or Opera on Windows ya know. morons...

    25. Re:very simple fix... by Worminater · · Score: 1

      Im not sure if your aware, but Mozilla(and firebird variant) Imports your bookmarks/favorites automatically. And what else do you have to learn? The only thing thruthfully different from IE's GUI tha ta laymen woudl notice is the middle click scrolling.

    26. Re:very simple fix... by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 1

      Maybe it is, Moz can run tetris, after all.

    27. Re:very simple fix... by WesG · · Score: 1

      Which is easier, walking someone through /etc plain text files, or walking someone through the windows registry? Both are difficult, but Windows makes it MUCH easier for people to configure. I would much rather use a computer with Windows XP to configure my network settings than try to edit all the hard to find modules and "plain text" files under Linux. Aside from web servers and the "check it out I can set up a mySQL database to store my comic book collection" momments, Linux does not have what it takes to be a dominant player in the desktop market. The Windows XP desktop environment is 100 times more polished that Linux. Has way better game and multimedia support. Did I mention that Windows XP is also the OS installed on over 85% of the desktop PC's worldwide? (PCWorld Dec. 2003) Linux has a mere 8%. Go figure...

    28. Re:very simple fix... by neko9 · · Score: 1

      ...and opera on linux can import bookmarks, favorites from netscape, ie, kde1, konqueror... actually that problem has gone away about 100 years or so ago. it's not even funny anymore.

      btw "503 Service Unavailable The service is not available. Please try again later." what??!! we have slashdoted slashdot?! wow...

    29. Re:very simple fix... by ThomK · · Score: 1

      Tell that to 2/3rds of the internet.

      --

      TK

    30. Re:very simple fix... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Hi mom. No, just click on that icon I left on your desktop labeled 'term'. A black box with a line ending in a dollar sign? That's right. Now type 'su' and hit enter. Right, now the password. Worked? Good. Now type the 'apt-get update'. Yes, you're right mom, it is very easy, just three lines, but it is hard to remember when you only have to do it every six months. Next time I'll load Fedora for you, looks exactly the same but does it automatically. Yes it is nice of them."

    31. Re:very simple fix... by oldgeezer1954 · · Score: 1

      I can see it now "No Mom you have to modify the registry by running regedit and changing the dword to a hex 3. Then you need to boot safe mode log in as Administrator and modify the group policies. When was the last time you ran winupdate and rebooted> What?? No NO! Argggh!....I know you can barely use your computer but just think how INsecure you are from these nasty links!"

    32. Re:very simple fix... by kryptkpr · · Score: 1

      You can run pretty much anything you like at my school if you bring it on a USB Flash Drive.. they even give a nice temporary writable folder on the network drive to play in.. your school doesn't have something similar in the labs?

      --
      DJ kRYPT's Free MP3s!
    33. Re:very simple fix... by Ironica · · Score: 1

      You can run pretty much anything you like at my school if you bring it on a USB Flash Drive.. they even give a nice temporary writable folder on the network drive to play in.. your school doesn't have something similar in the labs?

      No, our computers are in locked metal boxes and only have USB ports on the back, making USB flash drives nearly useless. :-/

      --
      Don't you wish your girlfriend was a geek like me?
  9. it is... by fuentes · · Score: 3, Insightful
    "Infoworld claims the result could be 'devastating'"

    ...to those still using IE.

    1. Re:it is... by Dyvim · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A lot of people still use IE, not to mention the fact that probably less than 30% will acutally get this patch! Most people I know don't get patches, and unless they have autoupdate enabled, haven't patched since they got their machine! Most people assume that when the patch comes out it's fixed, but in reality, these security flaws will plague users for a long time to come.

      --
      -A
    2. Re:it is... by RatBastard · · Score: 1

      Sadly, that us a LOT of people. Even today, with disatisfaction of IE growing, people still get mad if you tell them that your not-IE broswer doesn't have the problems IE has. And most joe-sixpack users don't even know that there are alternatives.

      IE is still the number-1 browser.

      --
      Boobies never hurt anyone. - Sherry Glaser.
    3. Re:it is... by hendridm · · Score: 3, Informative

      I wouldn't say those are the only people affected by exploits and outbreaks. I'm using Firebird and Thunderbird, but my inbox still fills up with virus forwards from others who are not, and my connection is often slow or down while the latest worm is making its rounds.

    4. Re:it is... by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 2, Informative

      Remember that IE isn't an app as much as a COM object. If you use Yahoo Messenger, AOL, or explorer, etc., you use IE.

    5. Re:it is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...probably less than 30% will acutally get this patch!

      Patch?? What patch??

    6. Re:it is... by tbone1 · · Score: 1
      IE is still the number-1 browser.

      More like Number 2, if you ask me ...

      --

      The Independent: Reverend Spooner Arrested in Friar Tuck Incident - ISIHAC, Historical Headlines
  10. Demo by davidstrauss · · Score: 2, Redundant

    Here's a safe demo of the exploit.

    1. Re:Demo by arkanes · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Amusingly, this would make me blink because actual PDFs open automatically in IE (using the Adobe plugin) and I have to use "Save as..." to get them to disk.

      Theres a couple other inconsistencies - if you do use "Save as" the filename appears to be PDF, but the filetype pre-filter (which is set to the type of file that you're downloading) is "HTML files". Interestingly, in the "open or save" dialog, the file type is blank.

      I'd just like to take this time to slap microsoft for adding yet another way of associating files with applications to piss us all off. We already had enough issues with contradicting file extensions and mime types.

    2. Re:Demo by gnu-generation-one · · Score: 1

      Okay, it just gave me doc.{some-random-stuff}.filename%2Bpdf, and the default action was to "open it in links"

      So what's that all about?

    3. Re:Demo by Chris_Jefferson · · Score: 1

      But it would work just as well with .txts. On my computer at least these sometimes aren't displayed inline (I assume mis-configured webserver), so I always just click open and they appear in notepad.

      Except now I can't.

      --
      Combination - fun iPhone puzzling
  11. this will show them by atari2600 · · Score: 5, Funny

    A demonstration of the hole is currently on security company Secunia's website and demonstrates that if you click on a link, and select "Open" it purports to be downloading a pdf file whereas in fact it is an HTML executable file.

    Haha this will show them - i am downloading the latest patch from www.mikerowesoft.com - m defen is str..o..noo!!..hel..elp

  12. Uhh.. NO. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Another reason to use Mozilla, maybe.

  13. But MS is "fixing" other issues... by romcabrera · · Score: 1

    Not only this, but according this article in Netcracft, Microsoft is deprecating the use of "@" in URLS. In the next upgrade, any URL with "@" in it will return an "invalid syntax error". Let's hope they also fix many other bugs many times reported...

    1. Re:But MS is "fixing" other issues... by spune · · Score: 2, Insightful

      pardon my naivette, but wouldn't that conflict with specifying a user and pass such as in ftp addresses?

    2. Re:But MS is "fixing" other issues... by Neophytus · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Beleive it or not, but many people have a use for http://username:password@domain links, especially in bookmarks. Perfectly secure on a computer used by one person :)

    3. Re:But MS is "fixing" other issues... by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 3, Funny

      Microsoft is deprecating the use of "@" in URLS.

      The popularity of IE is about to drop sharply as the entire XXX-site-password-hacking community finds their reliable tricks no longer work.

      Should knock MS's browser marketshare down 10-15% just from that alone.

    4. Re:But MS is "fixing" other issues... by Welsh+Dwarf · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Great, so now when I try to connect to my laptop a la ftp://name:password@laptop/ from work, it'll through me out.

      Cool

      Just what I needed, more MS interferance. And no, unfortunatly I can't force mozilla everywhere I go, and samba is a lot more of a pain (ftp is universal).

      P.S: the server is only accessable from internal and only when I choose, so no, it's not a security risk

      --
      Ask 8 slackers a question, get 10 awnsers (a citation, but I can't remember from who)
    5. Re:But MS is "fixing" other issues... by Vaevictis666 · · Score: 1

      Before you go all nuts over this, it only affects the address bar, on SSL connections from MS's advisory. You can still expect to go to ftp://my.site.com/ and have it pop up the "enter a username and password" dialog.

    6. Re:But MS is "fixing" other issues... by Salsaman · · Score: 1
      And no, unfortunatly I can't force mozilla everywhere I go

      Might I suggest you burn yourself a Knoppix or similar CD ?

    7. Re:But MS is "fixing" other issues... by vladkrupin · · Score: 1

      Oh, boy... and I used to complain that I couldn't use IE to connect to an FTP server that had '@' or ':' in either login or password... (e.g. try ftp://login@server.com:secret_password@ftp.server. com).

      I was waiting for M$ to fix that problem with multiple '@' or ':' characters in some way. I guess, they just did. Radically. I guess, if you can't use '@' at all, you can't have a problem with having two of them in one URL, can you?

      --

      Jobs? Which jobs?
    8. Re:But MS is "fixing" other issues... by sqlrob · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So MS is breaking more standards. Lovely.

    9. Re:But MS is "fixing" other issues... by MCZapf · · Score: 1
      Yeah, but the IE implimentation of FTP is horrible. I hate how it treats your home directory as the root directory. I actually find it easier to use command-line ftp, despite the fact that I can't quite remember all the FTP commands.

      This is a case of MS doing the wrong thing for the right reasons.

    10. Re:But MS is "fixing" other issues... by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1
      No. It affects SSL and non-SSL connections. Basically, if the URL starts with https?:// and includes a "@", then MSIE will now block it.

      The implications are just - well - amazing. If you'd been using Apache's "Basic authentication" in .htpasswd to password-protect directories, and were used to sending out URLs like http://user:pass@myserver.example.com/myAccount/ , then you get to re-write your authentication system.

      Microsoft, you pig-headed freaks, WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?!? That's been an RFC standard [1] and in common usage for YEARS! And you just up and rip it out without any significant warning at all?

      On the plus side, I'm now officially deprecating MSIE as a supported platform for internal company web applications. If I write a standards-compliant application, and it happens to work under IE, great - if not, don't complain to me about it, because I simply don't care anymore. If users want to use non-standard junk, let them deal with the hassle on their own.

      [1] Yeah, the RFC recommends against it for security reasons. Within a controlled environment that's a non-issue.

      --
      Dewey, what part of this looks like authorities should be involved?
    11. Re:But MS is "fixing" other issues... by pjrc · · Score: 1
      many people have a use for http://username:password@domain links, especially in bookmarks

      Well, they're going to have to learn to live without this dangerous feature, because Microsoft is going to disable user:passwd@site syntax soon. (in slashdot editor form)... Now if only they could design new software securly to begin with.

    12. Re:But MS is "fixing" other issues... by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      Or even in a corporate environment. Oracle Forms and Reports uses the http://username:password construct in a standard 3-tier setup to pass user info back and forth to the DB.

      Methinks Larry and Bill will have 'words'.

    13. Re:But MS is "fixing" other issues... by typhoonius · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Just fucking great. Instead of actually fixing the problem, they just told RFC 2396 (which is based on the ten year-old RFC 1738 and officially endorsed by the HTTP standard) to fuck itself and called it a day. And in the meantime, they recommend that users not click any links at all.

      Just amazing that this is what we have to deal with.

    14. Re:But MS is "fixing" other issues... by b1t+r0t · · Score: 1
      It's also useful in ftp://username:password@domain links too. Remember, URIs aren't just for HTTP.

      There's two ways to do something. The right way and the Microsoft way.

      The right way: don't convert %00 to nulls in the status bar string before displaying it.

      The Microsoft way: break the URI spec. (See lightbulb changing joke.)
      --

      --
      "Open source is good." - Steve Jobs
      "Open source is evil." - Microsoft
    15. Re:But MS is "fixing" other issues... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, since this update will only affect http:// and https:// links you will still be able to use ftp://user:password@whatever .

    16. Re:But MS is "fixing" other issues... by mnewton32 · · Score: 1

      I'm sure someone else has already pointed this out, but it only applies to http and https protocols. No mention is made of FTP.

    17. Re:But MS is "fixing" other issues... by mnewton32 · · Score: 1

      I don't think this is the best solution either, but it certainly doesn't break the standards. From RFC 2396 (my emphasis):

      URL schemes that involve the direct use of an IP-based protocol to a specified server on the Internet use a common syntax for the server component of the URI's scheme-specific data:

      <userinfo>@<host>:<port>

      where <userinfo> may consist of a user name and, optionally, scheme-specific information about how to gain authorization to access the server. The parts "<userinfo>@" and ":<port>" may be omitted.

      server = [ [ userinfo "@" ] hostport ]

      The user information, if present, is followed by a commercial at-sign "@".

      userinfo = *( unreserved | escaped |
      (deleted to get around the lameness filter)

      Some URL schemes use the format "user:password" in the userinfo field. This practice is NOT RECOMMENDED , because the passing of authentication information in clear text (such as URI) has proven to be a security risk in almost every case where it has been used.


      Has anyone else noticed /. getting /.ed lately? I had about 40 503 errors before I could post this!

    18. Re:But MS is "fixing" other issues... by TheCabal · · Score: 1

      Uh, check the RFCs. 2396 is for URI resources, which supercedes and merges 1738. You're about 10 years out of date, amigo:

      URL schemes that involve the direct use of an IP-based protocol to a specified server on the Internet use a common syntax for the server component of the URI's scheme-specific data:

      userinfo@host:port

      where userinfo may consist of a user name and, optionally, scheme-specific information about how to gain authorization to access the server. The parts "userinfo@"and ":port" may be omitted


      In fact, the RFC actually recommends against using username:password in the URI

      Some URL schemes use the format "user:password" in the userinfo field. This practice is NOT RECOMMENDED, because the passing of authentication information in clear text (such as URI) has proven to be a security risk in almost every case where it has been used.

    19. Re:But MS is "fixing" other issues... by addaon · · Score: 1

      Um, if software 'disables' a feature I use, I don't stop using the feature... I ues software that has the features I care about, instead.

      --

      I've had this sig for three days.
    20. Re:But MS is "fixing" other issues... by Tin+Foil+Hat · · Score: 1

      indeed. I use ftp://username@domain.xxx for quick and easy file transfers inside my network. Works a treat in Windows Explorer, and I don't have to install an actual ftp program on my family's computers.

      --
      No matter how many of my rights are taken away, somehow I still don't feel safe. -Frigid Monkey
    21. Re:But MS is "fixing" other issues... by _xeno_ · · Score: 1
      I have a use for such URLs!

      I'm currently working on a project that involves Java servlets, so we're using the Jakarta Tomcat server. It has a feature that can safely be enabled on a development box to allow you to "manage" the server by use of special URLs - ie, bookmarks. So I have a bookmark that reloads our web application, something like "http://admin@admin:localhost:8080/manager/reload? path=/ourapp".

      It's quite handy for development use, although not secure enough to enable on the Internet. If we install this "patch," my boss is probably going to suddenly wonder why the URL I gave him to reload the servlet application randomly stopped working on his machine. I doubt he'd appreciate the "bug fix" or the answer "use Mozilla" - especially because the web app doesn't run under Mozilla. (Blame Adobe, it used SVG before Mozilla broke the SVG plugin.)

      --
      You are in a maze of twisty little relative jumps, all alike.
    22. Re:But MS is "fixing" other issues... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But on some ftp sites the default is anonymous. I have no clue how to change that any other way in IE.

  14. I wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    I wonder how well I can navigate the internet with out clicking on any hyperlinks.

  15. all this talk of holes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    makes me think of goatse....

    i miss that guy....

    1. Re:all this talk of holes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and he misses his hole.

    2. Re:all this talk of holes by Mateito · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Easy, just do a google image search for "anal stretching" and see what horrible pictures you turn up. (Note: Amazingly... at least at the hour I write this... that is actually a work safe link. Poor girl.)

  16. 12 voluns. in GAIM by eddy · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    IE? Nobody here use IE :-P. I think these problems with GAIM is more of a concern for the slashdot readership.

    I hear they've been fixed in debian. (no link, so you better check for yourself)

    --
    Belief is the currency of delusion.
    1. Re:12 voluns. in GAIM by doublem · · Score: 1

      I got a message from Red Hat about the GAIM patches for Red Hat 9.0. I think A Fedora patch is out as well.

      --
      "Live Free or Die." Don't like it? Then keep out of the USA
    2. Re:12 voluns. in GAIM by Chuck+Bucket · · Score: 1

      Already fixed in Gentoo too, got the GLSA email last night.

      Seems that fixing the Yahoo connecting issues caused a bunch of holes.

      CB

    3. Re:12 voluns. in GAIM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nods and notice the stories were rejected for GAIM exploits. But almost every damn MS exploit is posted on here. Biased editors? Also notice you don't get + mod points for pointing this out. However, the guy who said "don't use IE" got +4 insightful.

    4. Re:12 voluns. in GAIM by sik0fewl · · Score: 1

      Or maybe they didn't accept the story because there was already patches available :)

      Yeah, it's biased. And it's sad. I would actually like to know when remote exploits are found in Linux programs that I use, instead of all the Microsoft programs that I don't use (and nobody should be using because Microsoft doesn't make fixes for their software). Oh well, time to emerge gaim.

      --
      I remember when legal used to mean lawful, now it means some kind of loophole. - Leo Kessler
    5. Re:12 voluns. in GAIM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MS Shrill.

      A) the Gaim exploit requires man-in-the middle or root access.
      B) Not all linux users need/use GAIM.
      C) the MS Exploit requres .... IE! Comes with every friggin version of windows and it's part of the O/S to boot.

      Fucktard!

    6. Re:12 voluns. in GAIM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft doesn't make fixes for their software? Have you given up on reality? It isn't difficult to bash MS without resorting to outright falsehoods.

  17. Microsoft says: Don't click URLs anymore... by jea6 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    "The most effective step that you can take to help protect yourself from malicious hyperlinks is not to click them. Rather, type the URL of your intended destination in the address bar yourself. By manually typing the URL in the address bar, you can verify the information that Internet Explorer uses to access the destination Web site. To do so, type the URL in the Address bar, and then press ENTER."

    Find that hard to believe? http://support.microsoft.com/default.aspx?scid=kb; [ln];833786. Remember, type, don't click.

    --

    sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
    1. Re:Microsoft says: Don't click URLs anymore... by Gonzo_Warrior · · Score: 1

      Hmmm... from the subject page (and yes, I typed the URL... of course, I don't use IE): "When the http protocol was originally designed, the "@" character was intended to denote a username at a particular site, in the style of http://sir.tim.berners-lee@www.w3.org where sir.tim.berners-lee is the username, and www.w3.org is the name of the site."

      I wonder if Frank Weyer or the USPTO are aware of this. IS M$ saying there is prior art which invalidates Frank's patent? Quel fromage!

    2. Re:Microsoft says: Don't click URLs anymore... by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This coming from the same company that broke the attachment mechanism because of pathetically stupid design decisions and instead of fixing their bad design blamed the users for actually doing what attachments were designed for, yes I do believe this.

      I can click attachments without fear in Mozilla, or pretty much any UNIX mailer. Attachments weren't broken until OutLook broke them.

    3. Re:Microsoft says: Don't click URLs anymore... by zcat_NZ · · Score: 1

      Great advice; the whole fucking POINT of hyperlinks is that you can click on them instead of tediously typing in some long web address.

      Microsoft came up with the expression "Trustworthy Computing", and more than 5 years later Microsoft's best advice is basically "don't trust us" ??

      --
      455fe10422ca29c4933f95052b792ab2
    4. Re:Microsoft says: Don't click URLs anymore... by NewbieProgrammerMan · · Score: 1

      Quel fromage!

      Is that a common French saying? "What a cheese!" ??? I can't say that I've ever heard that one before. :)

      --
      [b.belong('us') for b in bases if b.owner() == 'you']
    5. Re:Microsoft says: Don't click URLs anymore... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a figure of speech. It means basically means what a load of crap.

    6. Re:Microsoft says: Don't click URLs anymore... by StringBlade · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Sure, but what "normal" user is going to type in a 300 character URL from an email or website link?

      <http://www.lsp.steelpharm64v.com/host/index.asp?I D=019102309840v0h0293jf8o998239p8valiu23nf8qoa8329 nor87fahl9w8n4fl98q2l938nf97va0283p97thrl9q274g >

      Yeah right.

      HyperText Markup Language was created in part to *link* documents quickly (i.e. so the user doesn't have to type in the document location manually). If we're supposed to just give up hyperlinks, why not just kiss the World Wide Web goodbye?

      --
      ...and that's the way the cookie crumbles.
    7. Re:Microsoft says: Don't click URLs anymore... by NewbieProgrammerMan · · Score: 1

      Ah, yes, the old "there's a workaround, so we're not gonna fix it" ploy. When presented with "it crashes or produces strange behavior when I do ," just say "Then don't do that," "The workaround isn't that inconvenient," or (my favorite) "Why would you want to do that?" Problem solved!

      --
      [b.belong('us') for b in bases if b.owner() == 'you']
    8. Re:Microsoft says: Don't click URLs anymore... by AbbyNormal · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sorry, I have a patent on that and you'll have to pay me to NOT click on the links.

      Man I knew that fly-by-night patent law degree was worth it!

      --
      Sig it.
    9. Re:Microsoft says: Don't click URLs anymore... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You know, at first I thought you were joking, or that the URL was somehow spoofed as a demonstration, but Microsoft really does suggest the "Most effective step..." is to not use IE to click on hyperlinks, type in the URL instead. It's kind of like recommending people push their car around town instead of running the engine, because it might burst into flames otherwise.

      Most sane people would suggest it was time to consider getting a new car (e.g., Mozilla).

    10. Re:Microsoft says: Don't click URLs anymore... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I was pronouncing it, would it be:
      Kwel fromahj, or Kell fromahj?
      (or something else?)

      (Just curious, je ne pas de francais...)

    11. Re:Microsoft says: Don't click URLs anymore... by schon · · Score: 1

      "The most effective step that you can take to help protect yourself from malicious hyperlinks is not to click them."

      OK, but how do I tell the malicious hyperlinks from the benign ones, so I know which ones I can click on?

    12. Re:Microsoft says: Don't click URLs anymore... by silverfuck · · Score: 1

      Ummm, I hate to break it to you, but Mozilla (Firebird 0.7 on Win2k) seems to be vulnerable too - the test completely fooled my system...

      --
      You know you've been IMing too long when you almost say 'lol' out loud to a non-geeky friend...
    13. Re:Microsoft says: Don't click URLs anymore... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't see the problem? :

      http://www.microsoft.com

    14. Re:Microsoft says: Don't click URLs anymore... by lcde · · Score: 1
      --
      :%s/teh/the/g
    15. Re:Microsoft says: Don't click URLs anymore... by no+reason+to+be+here · · Score: 1

      Umm, it didn't fool mine (same system)? Methinks you did something wrong, or misunderstood the test.

    16. Re:Microsoft says: Don't click URLs anymore... by HKLD · · Score: 1

      Or if its a file youre after, right click, save target as... at least you get the file first and it wont run with the wrong ext from OS (you'd hope...)

      and yes I use IE...it works...kinda

    17. Re:Microsoft says: Don't click URLs anymore... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'Misspelling' dommage as fromage sounds awfully lot like a some sort of geek thing..

    18. Re:Microsoft says: Don't click URLs anymore... by jhoude · · Score: 1

      "Kell fromahj" seems to be very close... I think... I'm not very good with English pronunciation ;)

    19. Re:Microsoft says: Don't click URLs anymore... by Ckwop · · Score: 1

      that'd be funny only British Telecom claim to have a patent on the hyperlink :?

      Simon.

  18. From the article by nate1138 · · Score: 4, Funny

    From the article text:

    Doom worm currently reeking havoc across the globe.

    So it's a smelly worm? Or are they trying to say that Windows stinks?

    --
    Where's my lobbyist? Right here.
    1. Re:From the article by Ironica · · Score: 1
      Doom worm currently reeking havoc across the globe.
      So it's a smelly worm? Or are they trying to say that Windows stinks?

      I was thinking about sending the authors this link... but maybe it would be more useful to send the /. community this one, since I'm almost halfway down the page at +2 and this is the first mention of it...
      --
      Don't you wish your girlfriend was a geek like me?
    2. Re:From the article by Dirtside · · Score: 1

      Hi! :)

      --
      "Destroy science and religion. Science would re-emerge exactly the same; but not religion." - Penn Jillette, paraphrased
    3. Re:From the article by Ironica · · Score: 1

      Hi! :)

      Someone please mod my husband offtopic ;-)

      --
      Don't you wish your girlfriend was a geek like me?
  19. Patches Don't matter if... by ooby · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    When I've got 70 MB on the partition that has Windows, and plenty of space elsewhere, I should be able to patch, right? Just install IE on another partition. Turns out IE wants to install only on _that_ partition. As a result, I'm stuck with IE 4.

    1. Re:Patches Don't matter if... by happyfrogcow · · Score: 1

      When I've got 70 MB on the partition that has Windows, and plenty of space elsewhere, I should be able to patch, right? Just install IE on another partition. Turns out IE wants to install only on _that_ partition. As a result, I'm stuck with IE 4.

      here is a better patch for Internet Explorer

      Seriously though, you are hardly stuck with IE.

    2. Re:Patches Don't matter if... by El · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hey, don't complain -- they also check to make sure you have enough disk space to REMOVE software, too!

      --

      "Freedom means freedom for everybody" -- Dick Cheney

    3. Re:Patches Don't matter if... by irokitt · · Score: 1

      When you are using windows, it is very important to remember that Windows Update does not work with any Mozilla product. So he has to keep a recent version of IE on his system. That's the only thing I use IE for.

      --
      If my answers frighten you, stop asking scary questions.
    4. Re:Patches Don't matter if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " When you are using windows, it is very important to remember that Windows Update does not work with any Mozilla product. So he has to keep a recent version of IE on his system. That's the only thing I use IE for."

      Actually, updates can be directly downloaded, using Mozilla (or another browser), without going through Windows Update.

  20. answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Mozilla

    Pass it along...

  21. Oh come on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How else am I supposed to distrbute the latest virus? E-mail it? That's so 90's! Sheesh...

  22. But, but, but Bill said... by Space+cowboy · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... that Windows is far more secure than Linux or OSX because it gets tested so many more times out there in the wild..

    [Editors note: replace 'tested' with 'tested and found wanting']

    Simon.

    --
    Physicists get Hadrons!
  23. No more dangerous than normal. by doublem · · Score: 5, Interesting

    As MyDoom is showing, hackers don't need an exploit to spread. The social engineering is still more than enough to spread.

    This is a cute vector that can be used to take in another 10% of users, but since it looks like most of them will run any attachment you send them anyway, it's a moot point.

    A few years back, I coded an app and e-mailed it to all our users. The message came "from" the company owner and said "This is a virus, you will destroy all the data you have access to if you run this file."

    If they ran the file, it sent me a message with their computer name, username and other details.

    About 80% of the users ran it.

    I lost all faith in the human race that day.

    --
    "Live Free or Die." Don't like it? Then keep out of the USA
    1. Re:No more dangerous than normal. by selderrr · · Score: 1

      I don't think such an experiment qualifies as a representative of user behavior in terms of opening attachments... They know it's a fake since no virus would disguise itself as such. A bit like the fake turds you can buy in toy stores : packaged and labeled as 'real turds', still everyone recognises it, since turds are not purchaseable goods (yet, until someone pattents it offcourse :-)

      This reminds me of the "white bears" effect, which is commonly used in psychology courses...

    2. Re:No more dangerous than normal. by wmspringer · · Score: 1

      >This reminds me of the "white bears" effect, which is commonly used in psychology courses...

      Which one is that? It's been a while since I took psychology.

    3. Re:No more dangerous than normal. by gribbly · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So are you saying that if you received a mail that stated "This is a virus. Click *here* to nuke your hard drive", in a context like that mentioned in the parent post, you would click? Because "no virus would disguise itself as such?".

      Because I certainly wouldn't.

      grib.

      --
      maybe
    4. Re:No more dangerous than normal. by Napolijon · · Score: 2, Funny

      "This is a virus, you will destroy all the data you have access to if you run this file."


      Windows users knew it wouldn't work anyway. :-)

    5. Re:No more dangerous than normal. by Elminst · · Score: 1

      Should have coded it to backup their home dir (or mydocuments) to a hidden dir on the server and then Delete it and their local copy.

      They learn better when you actually hurt them.

      --
      No unauthorized use. Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
    6. Re:No more dangerous than normal. by the_mad_poster · · Score: 1

      They know it's a fake since no virus would disguise itself as such.

      "Nobody is getting infected by MyDoom/Novarg, because they KNOW it's a fake since no virus would disguise itself as an MTA error."

      "They KNOW it's a fake since nobody on their address list would ever send them a virus."

      "They KNOW it's legit because the link in the e-mail opens a webpage in IE pointed at http://www.microsoft.com/"

      --
      Alito: A vote for Alito is a punch in the eye to put that bitch back in her place!
    7. Re:No more dangerous than normal. by sab39 · · Score: 1

      I know what I'd do.

      I'd open the attachment in a safe way (eg "Save as" in a decent mailer), attempt to figure out what it was doing, and if (as in this case) it was a simple program to send my username and computer name to my company's sysadmin, I'd send a message saying that, eg "HarryPotter" on machine "HOGWARTS" (or "Frodo" on "SHIRE", or "Neo" on "MATRIX", or... you get the idea) had run the virus.

      Then I'd wait and see if the sysadmin could figure out how to trace that to me...

    8. Re:No more dangerous than normal. by selderrr · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I did not say that. I would not click it any more than I would purchase one of the aforementioned fake turds in a toy store. But people's behavior in clicking it is understandable both from perspetive of a)curiosity and b)expecting it to be a fake. I was just trying to point out that from his little experiment one can not conclude that people click everything.

      As a sidenote, such sociological experiments are very complex... They are bound by both time, target group, and context. I don't think you can, from one type of mail, conclude anything at all about clicking behavior. But IANABehaviorist

    9. Re:No more dangerous than normal. by Lao-Tzu · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They learn better when you actually hurt them.

      What's the backup for, then?

    10. Re:No more dangerous than normal. by Salsaman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I thought MyDoom did use an exploit ? (Exploiting a flaw in Outlook which executes attachments when they are clicked on, getting email addresses from addressbooks, etc, etc).

    11. Re:No more dangerous than normal. by selderrr · · Score: 1

      google is your friend... basically, it means that, once you are instructed NOT to think AT ALL about white bears for the next 25 minutes, you compulsory start thinking about them. Fascinating stuff. In the same way, I think people who are specifically told not to click a link, have a very stong urge to do so.

      The PHB in Dilbert is an uber example ("must..click..red..button...")

    12. Re:No more dangerous than normal. by StringBlade · · Score: 2, Interesting
      It's too bad you couldn't code it so if they clicked on the attachment it:
      • sent you an email
      • locked out their account
      • forced a reboot of thier PC

      This way, the user who was an idiot, must now call you and confess as much (even though you already knew). Additionally, you could take the information and collect it for presentation to your superiors suggesting that your organization is in dire need of some anti-virus education because clearly they are posing a threat to the operations of your company.

      If your superiors objected to the test in the first place, compare it to a fire drill.

      --
      ...and that's the way the cookie crumbles.
    13. Re:No more dangerous than normal. by AbbyNormal · · Score: 1

      Naw, you should have sent another email with a message saying "This program will recover all the files that you deleted from the previous email virus you ran". Then have that one ACTUALLY delete the files.

      --
      Sig it.
    14. Re:No more dangerous than normal. by doublem · · Score: 2, Funny

      Additional Note:

      I asked the people who clicked the link why they had done such a thing.

      I don't have a file with their exact quotes, but:

      A couple of people thought it had to be something "funny" from the person whose address was on the message

      Over half thought it was a real virus, and clicked it to see "What would happen" or "If it would work." Please note that this was only a couple weeks after "I Love You." infected half the computers on the network, and a company wide meeting about NOT opening attachments that you weren't expecting.

      Half of them thought it was a real virus and opened it anyway.

      This is the kind of brain dead stupidity we're dealing with here people!

      We need to require a license to own and operate a computer. A simple test, NOT opening unknown attachments being one of them.

      --
      "Live Free or Die." Don't like it? Then keep out of the USA
    15. Re:No more dangerous than normal. by doublem · · Score: 1

      It wrote to a log file, so I could track down who clicked it. That was close enough. More functionality would have required more coding time.

      --
      "Live Free or Die." Don't like it? Then keep out of the USA
    16. Re:No more dangerous than normal. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What I want to know is, was the company owner in that 80%?

    17. Re:No more dangerous than normal. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because they won't keep learning after you get fired for sabotaging the company.

      I can't believe this got modded up to 3.

    18. Re:No more dangerous than normal. by respite · · Score: 1

      At the risk of sounding like "me too", when I was in high school I wrote a small program that would move windows away from your cursor when you moved towards them, the results were hillarious so I decided to stick it somewhere obvious and rename it to "Dont run this and that means you jake.exe". It didn't take long for my brother to find and run it, he eventually figured out how to turn it off but admitted he just had to run it and find out what it did.

    19. Re:No more dangerous than normal. by doublem · · Score: 1

      In the first version of the program, I had the text "You are a dumbass" come up if the program was run, but I decided to remove it when I sent it out.

      Sad thing is, many people ran it more than once, since it didn't "do" anything they could see.

      --
      "Live Free or Die." Don't like it? Then keep out of the USA
    20. Re:No more dangerous than normal. by radicalskeptic · · Score: 1

      Were these people on corporate, or personal computers?

      If it was their own computer (that they bought with their own money), then yes, they're stupid. On the other hand, if they recieved this attachment while browsing mail at their cubicle, and they knew it was a real virus, doesn't that insinuate that they aren't stupid, but rather that they just have no respect for the property of the company they work for?

      --
      WARNING: If accidentally read, induce vomiting.
    21. Re:No more dangerous than normal. by doublem · · Score: 1

      No.

      He authorized the test, and thus knew about it in advance.

      The secretary who read his e-mail for him at the time however, WAS in the 80%.

      --
      "Live Free or Die." Don't like it? Then keep out of the USA
    22. Re:No more dangerous than normal. by EulerX07 · · Score: 1

      That proves nothing. I think about white bears all the time.

    23. Re:No more dangerous than normal. by doublem · · Score: 1

      They were company computers.

      I don't know what it says about them, aside from the fact that they're the kind of idiots spreading viruses today, be it due to lack of respect for the company's property or a lack of intelligence.

      Viruses wouldn't spread if it weren't for stupid, should be sterilized users who don't know better or are too dumb to learn.

      Damn, I'm getting hostile over this.

      I wish there was a legal way to stop all these dumb users.

      --
      "Live Free or Die." Don't like it? Then keep out of the USA
    24. Re:No more dangerous than normal. by ModemShark · · Score: 1

      In our company we use a MS exchange email server. This server has the annoying behaviour that if a message arrives which has an unknown charset and is not 7bit clean, the body is mime-attached and the body is replaced with a message saying this email is not 7bit clean (or UTF, or something different). The reason for this decision is beyound my knowledge, maybe it is due to some outlook internal properties.

      A lot of important messages have arrived this way with the need for opening the attachment for reading the actual message. So a lot of users in our company have "learned" how to read this attached messages. In other words the worm uses this learned behaviour in order to get "installed".

      Since there are dozens of executeable extensions (.src, .bat, ...) one it might be hard for some person to decide what attachments not to open. This and the fact that MS-users are used to have intuitive useable applications (which is not per se a bad thing) might be a reason that this worm is extraordinary successful.

    25. Re:No more dangerous than normal. by zcat_NZ · · Score: 1

      If you sent out a virus where the message body said "this is a virus" and the attachment was "dont_run_this.exe", from personal experience desling with windows users I expect it would be the most sucessful virus yet.

      I'm not kidding. I wish I was.

      --
      455fe10422ca29c4933f95052b792ab2
    26. Re:No more dangerous than normal. by selderrr · · Score: 1

      That proves nothing

      I never talked about 'proof' :-) I just explained a classic psy-concept and provided you with free food for bar-talk.

    27. Re:No more dangerous than normal. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty sure he wasn't being serious...

    28. Re:No more dangerous than normal. by droleary · · Score: 1

      Over half thought it was a real virus, and clicked it to see "What would happen" or "If it would work." Please note that this was only a couple weeks after "I Love You." infected half the computers on the network, and a company wide meeting about NOT opening attachments that you weren't expecting.

      And what was done to correct that behavior? Was anyone fired for such gross stupidity? Seriously, if there is no penalty for what they did, why would you expect their behavior to change at all? How is your company served by continuing to employ such people? Then again, maybe the person to be axed should be the guy that decided to put Windows on all their desktops in the first place; I hope that wasn't you!

    29. Re:No more dangerous than normal. by doublem · · Score: 1

      There was another meeting.

      And I was told to pirate some antivirus software and install it on all the computers.

      There's more, but I'm going to leave this thread and curl up into a fetal ball at the horror of those days...

      The horror.

      The horror.

      The horror.

      *shudder*

      --
      "Live Free or Die." Don't like it? Then keep out of the USA
    30. Re:No more dangerous than normal. by Strudelkugel · · Score: 1

      I learned of this after cleaning up a friends PC, which was cesspool of malware. An email his relative sent him finally took the machine down, at which point I fixed the box.

      So, what's the first thing he does? Download Kazaa and who know what other spyware. I am convinced that over time, hackers and "willing" participants (in exchange for receiving porn/music/warez, etc) will form unwritten alliances to spam/cheat everyone else. The OS won't make any difference, either, because the willing participant will run whatever is asked as root if necessary. It's the electronic version of buying a Rolex at the docks...

      --
      Imagine how much harder physics would be if electrons had feelings! -Feynman, maybe
    31. Re:No more dangerous than normal. by klode · · Score: 1

      Ah. I've heard this as an old (ancient?) trick:
      "the magic carpet will work as long as you do not think of a blue elephant."

    32. Re:No more dangerous than normal. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Attachment:
      Randomly generated
      The icon used by the file tries to make it appear as if the attachment is a text file.

      The attachment type varies [.exe, .pif, .cmd, .scr] - often arrives in a ZIP archive), though the attachment size is 22,528 bytes.

      It still has to be clicked on but man whatta sploit.

    33. Re:No more dangerous than normal. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hell, if I found a file specifically named for me NOT to run it... I would run it. I may not run it on my primary computer, but I would have ran it!

      Who wouldn't have???

    34. Re:No more dangerous than normal. by Nucleon500 · · Score: 1

      What is your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery?

    35. Re:No more dangerous than normal. by stor · · Score: 1

      That's great until you find there's a bug in your program: like, say, it doesn't check whether the "hidden dir" on the server is full before starting the delete operation...

      Cheers
      Stor

      --
      "Yeah well there's a lot of stuff that should be, but isn't"
    36. Re:No more dangerous than normal. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would be easy to write a virus that records the users logins to etrade/trading sites and then at a time when the screen saver is on, in the background SELL all their shares , and buy something stupid and useless and massive to drive up their share price to 10000000% this would really fuck up themarkets, or start buying lots of crap on amazon in the background using ONECLICK[tm] and delivering them all to the poorest neihbourhoods at random addresses.

      Though the russians would send the money/amazon goods back to russia.

    37. Re:No more dangerous than normal. by Nevyn · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Over half thought it was a real virus, and clicked it to see "What would happen" or "If it would work." Please note that this was only a couple weeks after "I Love You." infected half the computers on the network, and a company wide meeting about NOT opening attachments that you weren't expecting.

      Half of them thought it was a real virus and opened it anyway.

      My guess is that they'd seen how they'd basically got "time off" when the computers/network went down. And so like rats pressing the button when the light comes on, they did the same again next time the oportunity came along.

      --
      ustr: Managed string API with ave. 44% overhead over strdup(), for 0-20B
    38. Re:No more dangerous than normal. by Bob+The+Cowboy · · Score: 1
      Additionally, you could take the information and collect it for presentation to your superiors suggesting that your organization is in dire need of some anti-virus education because clearly they are posing a threat to the operations of your company.

      If your superiors objected to the test in the first place, compare it to a fire drill.


      I think you're making an optimistic assumption that his superiors weren't among the 80%

      I can just see how that meeting would go...

      Bill
    39. Re:No more dangerous than normal. by theCoder · · Score: 1

      It's not exactly a flaw in Outlook, per se. When the user double clicks on the attachment (in this case a zip file), it's opened by the zip handler (probably a pirated copy of winzip). Then, the user can double click on the worm in Winzip to run it. The problem doesn't really exist in Outlook, the problem exists between the keyboard and the chair :)

      I wonder how long it will be until some of these worms contain EULAs that make them perfectly legal. As other people have said, stupid users would probably still happily propogate it. Or maybe they would have to popup ads and spy on the user's actions to be legal?

      --
      "Save the whales, feed the hungry, free the mallocs" -- author unknown
    40. Re:No more dangerous than normal. by shivanan · · Score: 1

      They know it's a fake since no virus would disguise itself as such
      And this is a reason to click it?
      Frankly, if you don't know what an attachment does, you shouldn't be opening it at all.

    41. Re:No more dangerous than normal. by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 1

      I believe there was a Wren and Stimpy episode along the same lines...

      --
      Forget thrust, drag, lift and weight. Airplanes fly because of money.
    42. Re:No more dangerous than normal. by andyr · · Score: 1
      My father flew spitfires during the second world war.

      One of the things they had to contend with were barrage balloons - balloons with steel wires above the cities that planes had to fly around or hit. They devised an explosive cutter that fitted on the leading edge of the wing, to cut such cables (in emergency, I think, I do not think one would do it deliberately).

      One of the fitters had to test it - he stuck his finger in.

      It worked fine.

      Cheers, Andy!

      --
      Andy Rabagliati
    43. Re:No more dangerous than normal. by doublem · · Score: 1

      Hopefully you got some common sense from your mother's side!

      --
      "Live Free or Die." Don't like it? Then keep out of the USA
    44. Re:No more dangerous than normal. by doublem · · Score: 1

      My guess is that they'd seen how they'd basically got "time off" when the computers/network went down.

      You know, I hadn't thought of that.

      They might be smarter than I thought.

      --
      "Live Free or Die." Don't like it? Then keep out of the USA
    45. Re:No more dangerous than normal. by salimma · · Score: 1
      A lot of companies must be beating their chests and wail about their misinformed decision to create IE-friendly intranets.

      I have seen browser detection codes that lump together Gecko browsers with Netscape 4.x .. and when I set my UA selector to 'IE6/Windows' minor parts of the IE page would turn out not to follow W3C specs. Sigh.

      Deserved what they get, really.

      --
      Michel
      Fedora Project Contribut
    46. Re:No more dangerous than normal. by Elminst · · Score: 1

      So you can keep your job...
      And look like the hero to the boss after "saving" all their hard work after the user stupidly opened a virus on a company PC.

      --
      No unauthorized use. Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
  24. not really anymore.. by gl4ss · · Score: 2, Interesting

    the ie has been so full of holes, and there's shitloads of unpatched ie's out there as well, that nobody who wants to have any control over their computer is using it anymore(unless they're stupid enough to trust some middlesoftware like nortons, or simply don't know why their computer is getting less usable by the day. "hey I just wondering why am I getting popups even when I'm not browsing?? it really gets in the way of my spreadsheet work").

    if you have a stock ie and you browse around with it you WILL GET infected with some spyware or another, sooner or later. this is how it has been for the past few years(!) so a new hole hardly changes anything(it has not been trustworthy enough for years to use on random urls from irc/forums/whatever, so another bug is unlikely to change anything).

    --
    world was created 5 seconds before this post as it is.
  25. New Variant of MyDoom out by prandal · · Score: 1, Informative

    Slashdot hasn't posted my story yet....

    We detected MyDoom.B around 15:00 GMT today - ClamAV (opensource rules), McAfee 4319 DATs didn't.

    Preliminary analysis at Internet Storm Centre.

    Most AV vendors have new patterns out now.

    Phil

    1. Re:New Variant of MyDoom out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They won't post it. They only post things like Bill Gates being knighted or MS vulnerabilities. They'll even reject stories and post them 24 hrs later as their own.

  26. I don't think MS cares anymore by Ignorant+Aardvark · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I really don't think Microsoft cares any more. They certainly don't care about the security of their customers. I supposed their objective with IE was to dominate the market by packaging it with Windows, and once that was completed, they simply stopped caring about IE. They haven't updated it in over two years, and its competitors have added all sorts of useful features in the meantime. And now that these bugs have been exposed and nothing is being done about it, it's time for people to move on to using other browsers - permanently. If people aren't convinced by the merits of other browsers, maybe they'll be convinced when their "tried and true IE" allows them to be scammed/defrauded.

    1. Re:I don't think MS cares anymore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Updating a major revision means nothing. Why should they overhaul it just to say they did? They put out security patches each month which is sufficient.

    2. Re:I don't think MS cares anymore by l1_wulf · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ah, you left out one important IE problem. It also doesn't follow standards; there are a lot of display issues when working out a design in CSS that require hacks to get them to display right in IE.

      If Microsoft will actually re-release IE with better security, less proprietary crap and more standards adherence, they will get a win/win instead of a losing all around. Their end users will be happy, the designers of websites will be happy, and while IE will always be a major target, their patchers may get a little relief.

      Nope, I'm not a MS basher (heh, look at my previous posts), but in the same respect I'm not a MS zealot either. The bottom line is, IE definitely is in need of a long overdue major overhaul.

    3. Re:I don't think MS cares anymore by Ignorant+Aardvark · · Score: 1

      They put out security patches each month which is sufficient.

      Ummm, the monthly security patches are clearly not sufficient. Did you not read the article?

    4. Re:I don't think MS cares anymore by eclectro · · Score: 3, Funny

      I really don't think Microsoft cares any more

      It's called pride of 0wn3rship.

      --
      Take the cheese to sickbay, the doctor should see it as soon as possible - B'Elanna Torres, "Learning Curve"
    5. Re:I don't think MS cares anymore by 4of12 · · Score: 1

      If people aren't convinced

      that attacks by Evil Hackers are a nuisance and that Palladium is just what is needed to put an end to this.

      Bill Gates and Steve Ballmer will tell us so and most of us will believe it.

      --
      "Provided by the management for your protection."
    6. Re:I don't think MS cares anymore by shivanan · · Score: 1

      it's time for people to move on to using other browsers
      Yes.
      IE is now becomming like Notepad.
      Just a lame tool to fill a quick need.
      For anything more serious, you should invest in a better tool.

    7. Re:I don't think MS cares anymore by tbone1 · · Score: 1
      I really don't think Microsoft cares any more.

      "Any more"?!?! When the hell did they start?

      --

      The Independent: Reverend Spooner Arrested in Friar Tuck Incident - ISIHAC, Historical Headlines
  27. Article speculates unfixable? by rewt66 · · Score: 1
    This is really bad, since IE is an integral part of the Windows OS!

    Yeah, I know, that's just what Microsoft said at the trial. But this bug may force them to choose between:
    - leaving their software unfit for use on the Internet, and
    - proving to everyone that they lied in court.

    Not a good situation for Microsoft. Of course, it's just (somewhat informed) speculation that Microsoft can't fix it...

    1. Re:Article speculates unfixable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not really there are several IE removers available, even for XP

    2. Re:Article speculates unfixable? by vladkrupin · · Score: 1

      This is really bad, since IE is an integral part of the Windows OS!

      I think that's great. Bundling has never worked so well in our favor. If it's so integral, and they can't fix it, then instead of just changing the browser, you might be a bit more compelled to cahnge the whole OS and use something better.

      Consider your car. If your alternator goes out, what do you do? You fix it. Your brakes go out? You fix them. Your windows (no pun intended) break? You replace them. What happens if your car has always been slow, unreliable, and now your transmission is beyond repair, engine is on its last legs leeking oil, shocks are shot, and, on top of that, a very expensive ignition-computer-thing dies for the twentieth time? Not to mention that you can't fix any of that yourself because the hood is weld shut. Of course, you dump the stupid thing! Enough is enough!

      When desktop Linux was to Windows like a bicycle to a Ford Escort, nobody would ever consider switching. Now windows is better looking and immensely more complex, but just as unreliable. Kind of like a new Escort model. Desktop Linux, on the other hand, is more like a turbo-charged pinto with some after-market porshe parts. Some things still seriously suck (hence, the pinto analogy). Some rock. But overall it was finally good enough for me to switch to it permanently a couple of months ago.

      The less fixable you make windows, the more you draw people to other alternatives, even if they are still pinto-looking. Making a buggy-as-@#$% IE an integral part of Windows only accelerates this process. Go, Micorsoft!

      --

      Jobs? Which jobs?
  28. random quote at the bottom of this page by Savatte · · Score: 1

    "I'll be Grateful when they're Dead"

    this is pure slashdot!

  29. How long before OSS patch? by esaloch · · Score: 1

    Maybe someone will write a shitty OSS patch for it. Wouldn't be the first time.

    1. Re:How long before OSS patch? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's gotta be better than the crap coming from MS these days!

  30. Ye gods... by Cleon · · Score: 3, Insightful

    There are times when I wonder if Microsoft isn't purposely trying to get everybody on the Net own3d.

    I mean, what kind of frikkin' bug would make an executable link pretend to be something else? If I believed in conspiracy theories, I'd swear it was deliberate.

    --
    Gifts for Geeks - Stuff that really matters!
    1. Re:Ye gods... by El · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."

      --

      "Freedom means freedom for everybody" -- Dick Cheney

    2. Re:Ye gods... by nate1138 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      There was a theory (from Cringely, I believe) that Microsoft is doing all this intentionally. They really missed the boat on the whole "Internet" thing in the begining, and this was their plan of attack:

      1. Plague windows with remote insecurities
      2. Blame this on the designs of the open standards that currently power the net
      3. Release MSTCP/IP, with built in encryption, authentication and DRM as a "solution" to the problem at hand (virus, spam, etc)
      4. Profit!

      Yeah, I didn't really buy it either (and I LIKE conspiracy theories)
      --
      Where's my lobbyist? Right here.
    3. Re:Ye gods... by rjelks · · Score: 1

      Speaking of microsoft and "own3d", there is a story running on ComputerWorld about a variant of the virus "MyDoom" that is attacking Microsoft. I guess they are getting own3d too. Kind of a strang news day.

    4. Re:Ye gods... by Cleon · · Score: 1

      I know, I know, but such a monumental display of stupidity...

      --
      Gifts for Geeks - Stuff that really matters!
    5. Re:Ye gods... by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 1

      It was Cringely, and MS is kind of following this plan with their own design to get rid of spam

    6. Re:Ye gods... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      http://www.pbs.org/cringely/pulpit/pulpit20010802. html



      According to these programmers, Microsoft wants to replace TCP/IP with a proprietary protocol--a protocol owned by Microsoft--that it will tout as being more secure. Actually, the new protocol would likely be TCP/IP with some of the reserved fields used as pointers to proprietary extensions, quite similar to Vines IP, if you remember that product from Banyan Systems. I'll call it TCP/MS.

      How do you push for the acceptance of a new protocol? First, make the old one unworkable by placing millions of exploitable TCP/IP stacks out on the Net, ready-to-use by any teenage sociopath. When the Net slows or crashes, the blame would not be assigned to Microsoft. Then ship the new protocol with every new copy of Windows, and install it with every Windows Update over the Internet. Zero to 100 million copies could happen in less than a year, and that year could be prior to the new protocol even being announced. It could be shipping right now.

  31. Konqueror under linux is also vulnerble by CrashPanic · · Score: 1, Troll

    Konqueror under linux is also vulnerable... so it is not just windows IE

    --
    "There's no set architecture in Linux. All roads lead to madness" -Microsoft
    1. Re:Konqueror under linux is also vulnerble by happyfrogcow · · Score: 1

      I'll have to see that to believe it. Too bad laptop is at home.

      Anyone else verifying this?

    2. Re:Konqueror under linux is also vulnerble by hauer · · Score: 1

      I do not see that.

      (Konqueror 3.1.95-0.1 RedHat (Using KDE 3.1.95-0.2 RedHat))

      Well, to be honest even the Open File dialog does not appear...

    3. Re:Konqueror under linux is also vulnerble by boredMDer · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'm running Konq 3.1.5 on Slack -current, and I'm not 'vulnerble' (sic).

    4. Re:Konqueror under linux is also vulnerble by kalidasa · · Score: 1

      Konqueror 3.1-15 RedHat 9.0 basic install with up2date up to date; it opens a blank webpage. IE6 opens a blank webpage then provides a "do you want to open this" dialog identifying the file as a pdf, but the file then opens as an html/text file. The real test would be to put an install script at the other end of the link and see if it runs.

    5. Re:Konqueror under linux is also vulnerble by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not seeing this. Got some data to back that up?

    6. Re:Konqueror under linux is also vulnerble by spitzak · · Score: 1

      No, I tried it (the demo) here (Konquerer 2.2.1) and nothing happened.

      It may be a bug that nothing happens (I could not figure out what the link was trying to do and I would expect to find some way to get it to prompt me to save either an .html or .pdf file, and I tried save-as and save-link-as).

      But it certainly caused no harm to my machine.

  32. According to Bill, this is a good thing by burgburgburg · · Score: 4, Informative
    While at a Longhorn Developers conference in London, Bill explained that ""A high-volume system like (Windows) that has been thoroughly tested will be by far the most secure," than it's low-attack competitors like Mac OS X and Linux.

    Gates also explained "To say a system is secure because no one is attacking it is very dangerous," and proposed that "hackers are good for maturation" of the platform, because they have forced the company to develop new inspection techniques for the code.

    Of course, virus writers are getting lazy now. According to Microsoft software architect Chris Anderson, "Today, virus writers don't find holes," he said. "They just sit back and wait for patches to appear, and then it is a race to write the first virus. We want to get patch deployment down from days or weeks to hours."

    1. Re:According to Bill, this is a good thing by TimTheFoolMan · · Score: 2, Interesting
      "They just sit back and wait for patches to appear, and then it is a race to write the first virus. We want to get patch deployment down from days or weeks to hours.

      Is that so virus writers won't have to wait days or weeks before releasing a new version?

      Tim

    2. Re:According to Bill, this is a good thing by punxking · · Score: 0

      If only more people saw this as the admission of failure that it is. Bill and company can't keep up, and since they can't find the solution, they redefine the problem.

      If hackers are so great for maturation, then why hasn't the Windows OS matured?

      ...oh wait, I get it. He means good for the maturation of the User platform. Must be why I've been moving more and more to Linux, I'm maturing.

      --
      You can have my cynical agnosticism when you pry it from my cold, dead logic.
    3. Re:According to Bill, this is a good thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um which patches were released after an internal MS staffer found a hole? NONE. They were all disclosed holes posted to bugtrack and such.

    4. Re:According to Bill, this is a good thing by Salsaman · · Score: 2, Informative
      A high-volume system like (Windows) that has been thoroughly tested will be by far the most secure

      So then is he admitting that Apache is more secure than IIS ?

    5. Re:According to Bill, this is a good thing by phillymjs · · Score: 1

      "They just sit back and wait for patches to appear, and then it is a race to write the first virus. We want to get patch deployment down from days or weeks to hours."

      Yes, because the faster they get the patches out, the sooner the majority of Joe Sixpack type users can ignore them.

      Making patches available is the easy part. Getting all those people who bought Windows because it was marketed as secure and low maintenance to be aware of and install the patches is the hard part.

      ~Philly

    6. Re:According to Bill, this is a good thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good for maturation??? The company is TWENTY FIVE FUCKING YEARS OLD. If you haven't matured yet, when are you going to get around to it, Sir Dickhead?

    7. Re:According to Bill, this is a good thing by sharkey · · Score: 2, Funny
      According to Microsoft software architect Chris Anderson, "Today, virus writers don't find holes," he said. "They just sit back and wait for patches to appear, and then it is a race to write the first virus. We want to get patch deployment down from days or weeks to hours."

      Then he muttered under his breath, "like Linux."

      --

      --
      "Outlook not so good." That magic 8-ball knows everything! I'll ask about Exchange Server next.
    8. Re:According to Bill, this is a good thing by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      "A high-volume system like (Windows) that has been thoroughly tested will be by far the most secure," than it's low-attack competitors like Mac OS X and Linux.

      In theory, yes, the code may be tighter. But which system will have more successful attacks executed against it? In the Real World, the most reliable system is the one you have to take offline and clean up least often.

      "hackers are good for maturation" of the platform, because they have forced the company to develop new inspection techniques for the code.

      In the same way that an outbreak of American soldiers getting killed in Iraq is proof that we're winning, I suppose.

      "Today, virus writers don't find holes," he said. "They just sit back and wait for patches to appear

      Doe he really mean "patches"? Or does he mean documentation of vulnerabilities? I'm sure the "virus writers" (another term he misues) aren't waiting for Microsoft to say "ok, here's a Windows Update that corrects the problem" before designing their own exploits of the flaw.

    9. Re:According to Bill, this is a good thing by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      Anderson has it a bit wrong.

      worm writers don't find holes because they don't need to anymore.. they can just send any .exe and trust the user to be stupid enough to run it.

      --
      world was created 5 seconds before this post as it is.
    10. Re:According to Bill, this is a good thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too late in the day...

      I read that as "hackers are good for thte masterbation"!

    11. Re:According to Bill, this is a good thing by spectecjr · · Score: 1

      Then he muttered under his breath, "like Linux."


      What, you mean the OS where a kernel exploit was left unpatched for several months because people couldn't be bothered to push it out to their end users? Which also lead to a number of high profile hacks into Debian.

      --
      Coming soon - pyrogyra
    12. Re:According to Bill, this is a good thing by sparkz · · Score: 1

      Getting everyone still on 56k dialup to spend 3 hours a week downloading patches isn't easy, either.

      --
      Author, Shell Scripting : Expert Re
    13. Re:According to Bill, this is a good thing by anti11es · · Score: 1
      I think by deployment they mean how long it actually takes for the patch to get the the end users.

      Now the question is really how long inbetween somebody discovering the problem and the time it takes them to actually write the patch.

    14. Re:According to Bill, this is a good thing by sharkey · · Score: 1
      What, you mean the OS where a kernel exploit was left unpatched for several months because people couldn't be bothered to push it out to their end users?

      Specifics? Also, I wasn't aware that the kernel maintainers "pushed" updates to the end users. And here I've been, running the patches myself like a sucker.

      --

      --
      "Outlook not so good." That magic 8-ball knows everything! I'll ask about Exchange Server next.
    15. Re:According to Bill, this is a good thing by TimTheFoolMan · · Score: 1
      Read it again [with my notes inserted]:

      "They [virus writers] just sit back and wait for patches [that fix old security holes] to appear, and then it is a race to write the first virus [that exploits the new vulnerabilities due to the patch]. We [Microsoft] want to get patch deployment down from days or weeks to hours [which, by his logic, would result in the virus writers having to wait just a couple of days, or even hours, before the virus writers would have fresh vulnerabilities to exploit]."

      The funny part of this is, I wrote this message, expecting it to be modded as "Flamebait" or (hopefully) "Funny." I didn't really think it was that insightful to point out the inherent comedy of his comments.

      Tim

  33. Damn... by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 1

    I was so sure that Thursday is Microsoft Hate Day.

    --

    "Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue." - David Brent, Wernham Hogg
    1. Re:Damn... by eclectro · · Score: 1

      Well, normally yes Thursday would be "hate Microsoft Day"

      But in celebration of being 0wn3d, this week it's Wednesday also.

      --
      Take the cheese to sickbay, the doctor should see it as soon as possible - B'Elanna Torres, "Learning Curve"
    2. Re:Damn... by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      Why limit yourself to 1 day a week, when MS sucks enough for all 7?

      --
      I still have more fans than freaks. WTF is wrong with you people?
    3. Re:Damn... by TPFH · · Score: 1

      I was so sure that Thursday is Microsoft Hate Day.

      That is so kewl I'm making it my homepage.
      (Well, I didn't have anything for "my homepage" before but whatever.)

      --
      This signature used to contain a cute kitty virus with ansii art. Please set the slashdot editors on fire. Thank you
    4. Re:Damn... by Dave_bsr · · Score: 1

      But in celebration of being 0wn3d, this week it's Wednesday also.

      Thanks man...made me laugh out loud in this computer lab. You just made it into my quotes file...

      --


      Who is this Anonymous Coward character, how does he post so much, and why is he always such a whore?
  34. small detail, slightly OT by happyfrogcow · · Score: 3, Insightful

    in fact it is an HTML executable file.

    Maybe I'm behind the times, could someone explain precisely what they mean by an HTML executable file? That doesn't make sense to my "HTML is plain text" portion of knowledge.

    1. Re:small detail, slightly OT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if you create a web page in vi and then save it as (for example) "mypage.html" then all you have to do is run a "chmod +x mypage.html" and then it is an HTML executable file

    2. Re:small detail, slightly OT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if you create a web page in vi and then save it as (for example) "mypage.html" then all you have to do is run a "chmod +x mypage.html" and then it is an HTML executable file

      Ha ha. Yes, that is true, and it's very useful if you're using SSI with Apache's XBIT_HACK. But it's not what he was asking.

    3. Re:small detail, slightly OT by Glog · · Score: 1

      Windows has the so called compiled HTML files with an extension .chm - those are called executable HTML. But I don't think this is what they meant in the article. But then again I might be wrong about being wrong.

    4. Re:small detail, slightly OT by arkanes · · Score: 3, Informative

      I'm mostly guessing here but it looks the the CLSID identifies it as an HTA (HTML application) component, which MS was hyping as all the rage in application developlment a few years back. Basically, it's like an XUL app - written in HTML and JScript. Portions of the Win2k+ UI are written using it, like the add/remove programs dialog.

    5. Re:small detail, slightly OT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually I also wonder, everybody is so good at bullshitting but so far nobody talked about what the hell this HTML executable file is about.

    6. Re:small detail, slightly OT by arkanes · · Score: 1

      .chm are compiled help files - they aren't executable (they're loaded & displayed by MS Help). HTAs have the .hta extension. This exploit takes advantage of the way MS uses filenames with CLSIDs in them to indicate "special" behaviour by the shell. For example, this is how Explorer knows to have special behavior in the Font and Temporary Internet Files folders. I'm guessing this CLSID is associated with the html viwer thats used for HTA-based parts of the OS dialogs, like the add/remove files dialog.

    7. Re:small detail, slightly OT by Anarchofascist · · Score: 2, Informative
      Maybe I'm behind the times, could someone explain precisely what they mean by an HTML executable file? That doesn't make sense to my "HTML is plain text" portion of knowledge.


      The demo version sends and "executes" an HTML file, but the same channel could be used to send and execute an executable. They were just being careful to make their exploit demo safe to use.

      --
      Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more, Or close the wall up with our American dead!
    8. Re:small detail, slightly OT by shfted! · · Score: 4, Informative

      Okay, you have a file, called trojan.exe on the webserver. You make a link in the html to link to "trojan.exe". Then you configure the web-server to tell the web browser that the mime-type (a way to indentify the content of the file) of trojan.exe is "text/html". IE sees "text/html" and says "ahh! I know what to do! Open this!", thinking it's a webpage. IE then looks at the file and says "ahh! This file ends in .exe! I know how to open this!" and executes the file. The user is thusly infected ;)

      Of course, there is no prompt: who wants to see a prompt every time they navigate to another page on the web? And who wants to see a prompt every time they double-click an executable file in Explorer?

      --
      He who laughs last is stuck in a time dilation bubble.
    9. Re:small detail, slightly OT by sparkz · · Score: 2, Informative

      Nearly right.
      HTML docs are "executable" because they can automatically invoke Java
      You link to trojan-{ASDSADSAFHDAKFDJFJDA}-horse.pdf (where the {ASDASFADFDFA} crap is what tells IE that it's text/html, not PDF.
      The "Open" dialog looks at the ".pdf" and says it's a PDF; when you click "Open", instead of launching Acrobat to view a PDF file, Windows says "the {ASDASASFAASD} tells me it's text/html - I'll use Internet Explorer, not Acrobat".
      So you were expecting an innocent PDF document, and you get an HTML web page, presumably containing JavaScript or similar which will is executable.

      --
      Author, Shell Scripting : Expert Re
  35. Why oh Why... by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

    ...is anyone still using IE? Hasn't all of Slashdot moved to something else yet? If you haven't, WHY NOT? If everyone has, then this ceases to be news for nerds.

    Hell, if I can get my Mother to favor Mozilla Firebird over IE, I'm sure that you can all switch.

    1. Re:Why oh Why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Unfortunately, HP, in their infinite wisdumb, requires me to use IE to do my job...

    2. Re:Why oh Why... by back_pages · · Score: 2, Interesting
      To add to this, I realized today that I can install a full copy of Mozilla Firebird onto my 64MB USB 2.0 Flash drive. I can plug that thing into any USB port on any Windows box with ME or later, and then run Firebird almost as well as if it were installed to the system's hard drive.

      Even if your company won't let you install Mozilla, even if you need IE for some portion of your work assignments, there is really no reason why you can't do all of your normal web surfing with a web browser that functions properly.

    3. Re:Why oh Why... by the_mad_poster · · Score: 1

      I'm using IE because my company has a Microsoft-only policy and the Legal Eagles here (aka "idiots who couldn't pass real college courses") have "determined that 'freeware' ... is a potential liability". Don't bother asking me what "freeware" means to these whackos, I've no fucking clue and never could get a straight answer.

      And, besides, when someone writes the next "Win32.Virus-of-the-Week" and uses this "exploit" (notice how 3/4 of the 'exploits' rely on either Microsoft's or their users' stupidity?) and causes a shitstorm of traffic, spam relays, virus bouncebacks, and whatever else - it'll be news for the rest of us who are smart enough not to use IE when we have the choice. We continue to suffer because there are so many other clueless sods out there on the Network.

      --
      Alito: A vote for Alito is a punch in the eye to put that bitch back in her place!
    4. Re:Why oh Why... by DukeyToo · · Score: 1

      If only. My mother does not even know the term "web browser" - to her, IE *is* the Internet! Good job, Microsoft!

      --
      Most writers regard truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are most economical in its use - Mark Twain
    5. Re:Why oh Why... by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      Just tell her that you'll make the popups go away, and make the IE shortcuts point to FireBird. She'll notice a few things different, but she'll probably like it better than IE. (Especially if she uses a free mail service.)

  36. No problem... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


    My mailbox is already full anyway.

    --
    Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
    1. Re:No problem... by Random+Guru+42 · · Score: 1

      I've been recieving about 50Mb of spam and Novarg per hour since 10am -0500 today in the misc/main mail account for meldstar. I've had to set up the inbox to be rm'd every 5 minutes to keep the site from going over quota.

      --
      Christopher S. 'coldacid' Charabaruk -- coldacid.net
  37. This bug stinks by caferace · · Score: 1
    ...for instance, the Doom worm currently reeking havoc across the globe.

    I'll say.

    1. Re:This bug stinks by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 1

      Doom wrecking havoc? just wait till Duke Nukem Forever comes out sometime in the next decade, we ain't seen nothing yet ...

      --
      "A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of" - Ogden Nash
  38. Dissapointing by Veramocor · · Score: 1

    I'm dissapointed, I totally thought that link was going to shaft me and take me to some goatcx type website, that opened up multiple popups, used javascript to move them around so i couldn't close them, then infected my computer with MYdoom. All i got was a link to a microsoft flaw. Someone please correct this link!!!

    --
    Veramocor
  39. That'll teach you... by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 1

    ...never to trust a press release issued on April 1st.

    --

    "Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue." - David Brent, Wernham Hogg
  40. Reminds me of something. . . by frankthechicken · · Score: 1

    Considering its use of embedding a CLSID into the file name, and the similarity to this flaw, you would have thought Microsoft would be able to sort out a fix soon enough.

    Well, maybe.

  41. wtf is an HTML executable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    whereas in fact it is an HTML executable file.

    wtf is an "HTML executable"?

    1. Re:wtf is an HTML executable? by Hentai · · Score: 5, Informative

      .HTA file. Another WONDERFUL idea by Microsoft, where IE's HTML parser is given permission to execute pretty much anything it wants, and then you use HTML and Javascript to write the equivalent of GUI batch files.

      Cool idea in the right hands, but here it's a disaster waiting to happen.

      --
      -Hentai [in vita non pacem est]
    2. Re:wtf is an HTML executable? by SkjeggApe · · Score: 0

      First paragraph of this link ( HTA Overview):

      The power to build HTML Applications (HTAs) brings Microsoft(R) Internet Explorer 5 to the fore as a viable Microsoft Windows(R) development platform. HTAs are full-fledged applications. These applications are trusted and display only the menus, icons, toolbars, and title information that the Web developer creates. In short, HTAs pack all the power of Internet Explorer?its object model, performance, rendering power, protocol support, and channel-download technology without enforcing the strict security model and user interface of the browser.

      Gotta love it...

    3. Re:wtf is an HTML executable? by vladkrupin · · Score: 1

      I think it's akin to 'text readable'. Or 'MP3 playable'. From what I saw, it just tried to execute that HTML code in the browser, which should simply result in parsing it, no?

      --

      Jobs? Which jobs?
  42. But Saturday is not a working day! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jim, you saw my book! Jim! I can't!

    http://www.uggr.com - i'm surprised to discover this site is down... ok, then
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0104348/

  43. Re:Here it comes... by Heidistein · · Score: 1

    At least those are *fixxed* bugs... AND instead of Sendmail i would have the option to use exim.. or postfix.. or.. something :)

  44. Re:Here it comes... by Incongruity · · Score: 5, Informative
    Let's bash the shit out of MS. In fact, you can do that while installing the 35th sendmail patch this week. Or the 54th SSH. Or the... (etc etc) Whatever makes you feel less like an angry hate monger :)

    The difference is that they actually patch sendmail and SSH for the security problems found...in the MSIE case, a number of problems have yet to be patched (so here comes the other usual response...did you actually read the article??)

  45. Not a Windows problem by GuyinVA · · Score: 1

    I really can't agree with the notion that this is really the fault of Windoze. I blame the stupid users that still open attachments that they are not expecting. As IT people, we really need to repeatedly beat this into the users on our neyworks. If they continue to be stupid, I say we take away their computer, and give them a pad and pencil.

    1. Re:Not a Windows problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Browsers tend to be used by many stupid people, point and click you know!

      And Microsoft, in its infinite wisdom, guided by its Chairman, Sir Bill, has defined the browser to be part of the OS. Stupid people, can, therefore, directly attack the OS through the browser.

      I would say that by (Microsoft's) definition, IT IS a Windows problem!!!

  46. Exploit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    This appears to use the MS CLSID as the target. To find the CLSID for any file type, simply look in the windows registry in HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT. If you attach the CLSID to the end of the filename, windows will hide this from you completely. Thus, if you request a file iloveyou.vbs.txt.{5e941d80-bf96-11cd-b579-08002b30 bfeb} - it will show up as a text file. Other holes would allow the web site to hide the .exe, vbs, etc part of the file name. In the past, the workaround for this was the big IE warning that you were downloading a harmful file... however this is now undermined.

    1. Re:Exploit by Tuna_Shooter · · Score: 1

      This CLSID hack has been out for over a year and its just now getting exposure?? I remember saying to the owner of the company i was downsized from about a year ago, better start laying the groundwork for switching to Linux now because this is going to be bad when it comes out. Its not just an IE issue either. The OS is flawed in the same manner. Read further here about half way down the page.
      http://216.239.41.104/search?q=cache:ALLvyj tcjuUJ: www.governmentsecurity.org/forum/index.php%3Fshowt opic%3D5119%26st%3D0+CLSID+hack&hl=en&ie=UTF-8

      Yah i know its text and its a google cache but hey the link was there a year ago. !!

      --
      *--- Sometimes a majority only means that all the fools are on the same side. ---*
  47. MS bugs don't follow a schedule... by rbird76 · · Score: 1

    after all if they did, you could plan for them, etc., but Murphy's Law doesn't work in reverse.

    besides, bugs from MSIE don't come out that rarely - if there's only serious flaw in MSIE found in a week, you'd have to say that it is actually a good week for MS users.

  48. So IE has another bug... by IchBinDasWalross · · Score: 1

    What else is new? Why do people insist on using Internet Explorer when there are better alternatives elsewhere?

    --
    Mod "Overrated" instead of replying "I disagree with you," you coward.
  49. If I had a dollar by BoomerSooner · · Score: 5, Funny

    for every person who constantly bitches about "pop-ups" or something messing up my computer related to IE. I'd retire. All I say is go to mozilla.org and leave me the hell alone.

    I guess being a computer professional is like being a doctor. Everyone asks you anything related to your field regardless of the situation (ie, dinner, getting dental work done, ...). I try to explain I'm a $100/hour (yes, outsourcing is my fault) contract software engineer. If you want me to reinstall your OS, Drivers, Applications and backup your data that will be about 6-8 hours (assuming they have any legit install disks) and roughly $600 to $800 total. They usually quit calling after that.

    It's like calling a mechanical engineer to change your fucking tire. Figure it out, it isn't that hard.

    1. Re:If I had a dollar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I am guessing that you don't have very many friends.

    2. Re:If I had a dollar by Stubby · · Score: 2, Funny

      From my experince most Mechanical Engineers would call someone to change their tire for them.
      Admitly I don't work in a Mechanical Eng. Field, but I haven't met one yet that does his own car maintenance.

    3. Re:If I had a dollar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      With the problems I have been having with 1.6 on Windows 2000 I would hardly be recommending to anybody. The damn thing crashes at the oddest times and I have yet to recreate anything so I have nothing I can submit as a bug. Everything was great at 1.4 - I should never have upgraded.

      I should note, though, that through it all I still haven't gone back to IE.

    4. Re:If I had a dollar by planetmn · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Why is it that a lot of people here don't know how to do a nice thing for somebody.

      If my in-laws computer needs some work, next time I am over there, I'll take a look at it, or try to help over the phone, it takes all of what, maybe 20 minutes.

      My uncle owns a small business, if I can save him some money by making recommendations for him or giving him some free tech-support, great.

      If you're nice to somebody, they are going to be nice to you, believe me, in the end, it's a wash.

      Plus, life is too short to be an asshole all of the time.

      -dave

      --
      /., where "Apple and Google provide Iran with nukes" will be refuted with "But Microsoft is a convicted monopolist"
    5. Re:If I had a dollar by Ironica · · Score: 2, Interesting

      for every person who constantly bitches about "pop-ups" or something messing up my computer related to IE. I'd retire. All I say is go to mozilla.org and leave me the hell alone.

      Yeah... now tell me how I get the sysadmins in the computer lab at school to go to mozilla.org. "But, then we'd have to *support* it!" which would be oh-so-hard... it would cut into their smoke breaks something awful. (and they'd have less to clean up than with IE.)

      These are the same folks that just "got rid of" profiles on all computers, because they were "too much hassle..." so every time I log in, it's three clicks to get started ("Click Start to begin!" "Take a Tour of Windows XP!" "Clean up your desktop!") Four or five clicks to get through the browser prompts ("You're trying to send data... are you sure?" "Would you like me to remember this for you and send it without your knowledge?" "Ok, I know I asked you if you wanted to send data already, but this site is secure..."). And so on.

      Not everyone has control of every computing environment they use. So, yeah, until IE crashes and burns hard enough that people really will stop using it, some of us will complain.

      --
      Don't you wish your girlfriend was a geek like me?
    6. Re:If I had a dollar by Luscious868 · · Score: 5, Funny
      I guess being a computer professional is like being a doctor. Everyone asks you anything related to your field regardless of the situation (ie, dinner, getting dental work done, ...). I try to explain I'm a $100/hour (yes, outsourcing is my fault) contract software engineer. If you want me to reinstall your OS, Drivers, Applications and backup your data that will be about 6-8 hours (assuming they have any legit install disks) and roughly $600 to $800 total. They usually quit calling after that.

      You hit the nail on the head there brother. I'm so sick and tired of people that I barely know calling me when their computer breaks asking for help. It always turns into a friggin 2 - 6 hour event. You know the routine. Uninstalling all the crap that people have downloaded. "Hey, let's install this cool looking Bonzi Buddy thingy, what can it hurt?". The idiots should be shot. Removing spyware, removing the 80 virues that have found there way onto the system. "Hey look at this funny attachment, it's called 'Dont Open Me I'm a Fucking Virus and I'll Fuck Up Your Computer.exe' why don't I open it and see what happens. Maybe it's a funny joke or something."

      I think I'm going to start telling people that I work for the post office and I'm currently taking court ordered anger management classes. That will shut them the fuck up real quick.

    7. Re:If I had a dollar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it takes you 6 to 8 hours to do that i'd seriously recommend looking into a new line of work.

    8. Re:If I had a dollar by Ianoo · · Score: 1

      What's worse is when your friends tell all their relations and business partners with computer problems that "I know someone who can fix it, I'm sure he'd be happy to take a look!".

    9. Re:If I had a dollar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The worst ones are the ones, that as soon as you run into an issue and tell them it's going to take extra time, or your unsure of something (like what kind of video driver you need for you built in mother board adapter), they look at you like they are pissed off, cuz your the expert and you should know what your doing. The last time this happened (yes, it happens OFTEN!), I changed the guys bios so it would only boot from drive A:, gave him a DOS diskette and told him from now on it would cost him $300-$500 for me to install/fix it and he would not be allowed in my office at the time. It worked, he apoligized, and I fixed it for free.

    10. Re:If I had a dollar by Phenris+Wolfe · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You don't get used as free tech support by a lot of people, do you? I for one know that certain members of my family, and certain "friends" of mine will probably be calling me for the first time since the blaster worm thanks to MyDoom or whatever it is. They don't have time for me except when their computer goes to hell. Surely I'm not the only one here....

    11. Re:If I had a dollar by Trolling4Dollars · · Score: 1

      As you say, this stuff realy isn't that hard. Which is why I don't mind doing it for free every chance I get. I can't tell you how much pleasure I get spending 1 minute to maybe an hour getting a problem fixed for someone and not charging a dime. I take great pleasure in knowing that they would have payed unreal fees had they taken it to their local computer store and still not gotten it REALLY fixed. Most of the techs that work at those places aren't very good at what they do because they get paid peanuts while the store STILL overcharges them. It's my way of screwing with the system. It doesn't take me much time to fix the problem and their money is right where it belongs... in their pocket.

      Even better is that some of my friends and family are asking me about Linux at best and OpenOffice.org at a minimum. My folks are recent Linux converts and they love it. And remember folks, it's important to walk the walk!

    12. Re:If I had a dollar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and what about grandma who keeps asking for you to fix her computer, and every month you go over, find spyware us the wazzo, and other crude, unstable drivers and an unwillingness to try linux or something else that won't have such build-up from 'just email and web browsing'?

    13. Re:If I had a dollar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm one, but you don't know me. This is like the EE that cannot wire a stereo or a Chem E that can't cook. It befuddles me, but this idiocy is not my problem.

    14. Re:If I had a dollar by Phenris+Wolfe · · Score: 1

      Actually I'm a windows geek. My boxes are secure (for windows, anyway), though, because I keep up with the patches, use a firewall, avoid outlook express, use a virus-scanner, disable macros, run as a non-privilaged user, and turn off crap that I don't need to have running. What I can't stand is the people that won't spend a little bit of money to get a firewall and a virus scanner to keep their machines from being infected by anything/everything. Ever notice how they won't take your advice if it costs them money...?

    15. Re:If I had a dollar by geekoid · · Score: 1

      " "Hey, let's install this cool looking Bonzi Buddy thingy, what can it hurt?". The idiots should be shot. "

      Bullshit.

      The Bonzi Buddy people should be shot. People who just want there computer to do what they want are simply consumers. In this case, consumer who are getting screwed.

      If Linux or Microsoft people would take a minute, look at all the stuff that people WANT there computer to do, and create something, people might have an alternative.

      All most people want is:
      a: web forms filled automatically and easy. every time after set up.
      b: easy communication with other people

      People, as a whole, do not expect a constent malious attempt on there person or property. Nor should they have to.

      --
      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
    16. Re:If I had a dollar by Hel+Toupee · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Amen, brother! The worst part is if you do help someone (say a good friend), then they casually overhear that one of their good friends has a computer problem, you're going to be tapped to help that person, too. If I had a dollar for every friend-of-a-friend-of-a-friend's computer I had to un-fsck-up, I'd be rich.

      The worst part is that all these people are getting their kit fixed through that one friend as a proxy, and since you didn't charge them (because you were just being nice, really drunk, trying to get *ahem* "On her good side", etc.), you can't charge their social network of unwashed masses either.

      --
      PERL:
      All of the power of Voodoo with most of the understandibility!
    17. Re:If I had a dollar by Sethb · · Score: 1

      I've just started telling all those people that I only know the MacOS. Truthfully, I use mostly Windows and Linux, but the odds of someone owning a Mac are far less than owning Windows. I'd say that I just use Linux, but since that runs on X86 hardware, someone would probably want me to install it for them, so I just feign ignorance. This doesn't work with my mom, or friends who know what I'm running at home, but it works great on random people you meet who want to ask you questions (like car salesmen and people you meet at dinner parties).

      --
      When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout. --Robert A. Heinlein
    18. Re:If I had a dollar by blincoln · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "But, then we'd have to *support* it!" which would be oh-so-hard...

      End users always complain about this attitude without understanding the reasons behind it.

      It isn't your one Mozilla installation they *really* care about. It is what allowing you to do it would mean: pretty soon people would be running IE, Netscape, Opera, AvantBrowser, and a whole host of other oddball web clients.

      In a situation like that, when someone comes to you with a problem, it multiplies the number of possible reasons by so many that it makes supporting them a nightmare.

      When you've helped administer an environment where your job is to make sure that hundreds or thousands of employees (or students) can do what they need to do, *then* you can complain if you still think everyone should be able to set their own standard.

      --
      "...always new atoms but always doing the same dance, remembering what the dance was yesterday." -Richard Feynman
    19. Re:If I had a dollar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen!

    20. Re:If I had a dollar by root_42 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I second that emotion! I am always glad to help people with their computer problems. But over time they start to take it for granted that I help them for free. I don't know why that is so, but most of the time I am happy to get a thank you.
      Nevertheless I still like to help people with their computer problems, because that's what I love to do.
      It's not about being an asshole all the time, but one has to know when to say "No", and when it's ok to spend some of your time to help others for free.

      --
      [--- PGP key and more on http://www.root42.de ---]
    21. Re:If I had a dollar by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      That's when I tell those 2nd level people I'll be happy to look at it for the friend rate of about $75/hr...2 hr. min.

      --
      Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.........
    22. Re:If I had a dollar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you are a software engineer and you bill that much, why don't you use a fucking winn.sif file or auto-loading script to reduce that time to a few hours instead? This is all well documented and quite easy. Ass.

    23. Re:If I had a dollar by Silvers · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Please. I worked tech support for 2.5 years at my university.

      I'll spend 5-10 minutes trying to help someone who just randomly comes up and says 'Hey, I remember you from the help desk. I have this....' Or some friend of a friend. 'Hey, this is my buddy, his computer is...' But thats it. I hardly know the person, and I don't have time. Between my own computer issues and those I was dealing with at work, I want some time not devoted to dealing with how buggy people can make their systems.

      If its a close friend, of course its not a problem. But apparently just because you don't get asked frequently, doesn't mean others don't. Don't let that stop you from making sweeping generalizations though.

    24. Re:If I had a dollar by rastin · · Score: 1

      Amen Brother, Im tired of getting looks like I fed people caster oil when I hear bitching about IE or Office and I recommend a free alternative. I install Mozilla on other people's systems when they beg me for help. Yesterday I got a call from a friend: "IE stopped working!!". "I installed mozilla on your system months ago.". "Hey, it works". "No shit". "But what about my favorites?". Click.

    25. Re:If I had a dollar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not about being an asshole. I have a number of friends who are constantly complaining about popups, viruses, other assorted malware.

      Every single time one of them complains, I point them towards Mozilla. I tell them to run Windows Update. I tell them not to open strange attachments.

      They ignore me. It's like they enjoy complaining or something. I take the time to explain how to fix the problems for good, and they'd rather carry on as usual and complain to me about it next week. And the week after. And the week after.

      At the end of the day, I have better things to do with my time than listen to somebody whinging about easily fixable problems after I've already tried to help them on numerous occasions.

    26. Re:If I had a dollar by jostallin · · Score: 2, Funny

      I got this frantic call last week: "I've got an e-mail virus."

      Q: How do you know it's a virus?
      A: Oh, I know the person who mailed it to me and she sent it to me on purpose.

      Q: Why?
      A: Well, I've never gotten a virus and I was curious what it would do, so I asked her to send it.

      Q: And you weren't concerned about infecting yourself on purpose?
      A: No, I'm disappointed because it didn't do anything! I think these 'viruses' are just a lot of Hooey.

      Turns out she's using a Mac and couldn't understand why she wasn't decimated by launching a Windows virus on purpose!

    27. Re:If I had a dollar by cens0r · · Score: 3, Funny

      Every time I fix a computer I get offered something in return. Be it a 6 pack of beer, a free dinner, a couple of drinks at the bar, etc, it's always something. Maybe I just have a nicer social network than you do?

      --
      Jack Valenti and Orrin Hatch will be first up against the wall when the revolution comes.
    28. Re:If I had a dollar by gad_zuki! · · Score: 2, Insightful

      >Plus, life is too short to be an asshole all of the time.

      Arguably, assholes are created not born. After the nth time explaining to the same people the same concepts (virus scanner, only download from download.com, etc) its time to face facts, accept the fact they will never learn, and tell them to leave you alone and buy a Mac for their next computer.

      I don't mind doing small favors or explaining something, but I can only do this so many times. On top of it, once people know they can get a hold of you they will not call the people they pay to support them like Dell. At least then they can learn to help themselves. I'd much rather show people how to get their money's worth by calling the people who support their computer and showing them how to do simple searches on google or support.microsoft.com than being on call 24.7 everytime something 'funny' happens. I get enough of that at work.

      It would be very nice if windows users, by default, can just run as User and have a nice GUI to do a runas Administrator with big warnings about how theyre about to install software, etc. I think that's the biggst problem in the windows world - installing stuff is seen as no big deal, when really its not something to be taken lightly.

    29. Re:If I had a dollar by GMFTatsujin · · Score: 5, Funny
      I work for Local University (TM) at the medical library, which handles tech support for the campus. With the recent outbreak of the worm of the day, I've taken it upon myself to create a web page for our users on best computing practices. I'm still putting it together, so mostly it's just getting blocked out for structuring the content.

      Here's one of the sections that I wrote more out of catharsis than actual informative intent. It certainly won't make the web, but it got my point across.

      Don't Put Strange Things in Your Mouth

      It doesn't take fancy book-learnin' to catch on when you recieve an emailed attachment that you didn't ask for -- especially when it starts turning up from lots of different addresses in a short period of time. Opening an unrequested email attachment is about as hygenic as chewing on a urinal cake, and you should know better. That means you, Doctor Six-Years-in-Medical-School.
    30. Re:If I had a dollar by StringBlade · · Score: 4, Informative
      I do a lot of free tech support for friends and family. However, I take the time to educate them on what not to do and give them the tools they need to help protect themselves.

      For example, when I find someone is prone to visiting lots of websites with "fun stuff" to download and play with (such as card-making programs and other crap like that) I find oodles of spyware and adware on their computer bogging it down. I explain to them that the sites they visit and the software they're downloading in installing this junk on their computer and that's why it's slow. Refraining from downloading these things will help prevent this in the future.

      Additionally I give them:

      and make sure their AV software (which most have) is up-to-date.

      Finally, for the worst offenders, after giving them tips (writing them down even) and explaining it over and over again, I limit them to 5 - 10 fixes. After that, they cannot ask me for help unless it's a completely different problem (if I find it's the same old same old, I leave and tell them to fix it).

      You can be nice, but you don't have to be a pushover. Developing a methodology for helping others simplifies the process and helps alleviate the frustration on a case-by-case basis.

      As much as we all hate cliches sometimes they apply: Give a man a fish and he is not hungry for a day; teach a man to fish and he is not hungry for a lifetime

      ...or the other less well known proverb: Give a man a blanket and he is warm for a night; set him on fire and he is warm for the rest of his life. :-)

      --
      ...and that's the way the cookie crumbles.
    31. Re:If I had a dollar by Rostin · · Score: 1

      a Chem E that can't cook

      It amuses me that I'm not the only one who realizes this. People ask me where I learned to cook and I tell them, "undergrad chemistry lab."

    32. Re:If I had a dollar by HKLD · · Score: 1

      Treat people how you expect to be treated. Works for me.

    33. Re:If I had a dollar by gcaseye6677 · · Score: 1

      I run IE and have very few of these problems. I do keep my machine patched, and I have a free anti-virus package which I keep updated. I run Zone Alarm (free) behind a DLink router (cheap) and I use Google's free popup blocker. Its not that difficult to have a decent web experience without spending much money, even with IE. The problem is that there are a lot of people who own a computer and are not willing to learn how to do even basic administration tasks. If I buy a car, I should know how to put gas in it and check the oil level. If I buy a computer, I should know how to keep it most of the way secure.

    34. Re:If I had a dollar by rocket97 · · Score: 1

      Chemistry (CHe) and Chemical Engineering (ChemE) are two totally different fields.

      --
      "The two most abundant elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity." -Harlan Ellison
    35. Re:If I had a dollar by Sexy+Bern · · Score: 1
      If all you were doing was fresh installs of the same image, that's fine.

      If you're trying to repair previously unseen, massively different, well-established system, with spyware, viruses, drivers, helper apps and application software all intertwined, it's not so clear-cut.

    36. Re:If I had a dollar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get a mac. You'll have more time to enjoy your friends. Maybe when they call it will just be to see how you are doing.

    37. Re:If I had a dollar by cyborch · · Score: 2, Insightful

      People who just want there computer to do what they want are simply consumers.

      I hate to be like this, but it's "their", not "there". Once that is said I am doomed to make at least one spelling og grammatical error, but the three/their confusion is getting to my nerves. I'm sorry.

      All most people want is:
      a: web forms filled automatically and easy. every time after set up.
      b: easy communication with other people

      What do you base this on? My personal experience is quite different. Many of my friends are computer-litterate, and thus want much more from their (not there) computers. It would seem that the goals you state are your own and you are simply generalizing based on your own desires.

      People, as a whole, do not expect a constent malious attempt on there person or property. Nor should they have to.

      People do not have to be careful in a world where no bad people live. Sadly some bad people live in our world. We teach our kids to be vary of strangers offering them candy. We should teach our kids to be vary of strange software offering then "candy".

      I sincerely believe that all this "userfriendlyness" (is that a word?) in computers is for the worse. If we had left computers in a less userfriendly state and in stead made specialized devices for specific tasks, such as a "play with your games" device, and a "communicate with other people" device we would not see so many people fscking up their (not there) systems. Computers as we know them are simply too complex for the average person. The seemingly simple interfaces we have today lead less computer litterate people to believe that they stand a chance of understanding how their (not there) computers work.

    38. Re:If I had a dollar by cyborch · · Score: 1

      I am seriously considering this approach. What do you do when you bump into an actual mac user? confess?

    39. Re:If I had a dollar by secolactico · · Score: 1

      You know the routine. Uninstalling all the crap that people have downloaded.

      Oh, boy... do I know it. And the *worst* part is, next time I get to see the computer again (usually next time idiot/user repeats the same mistakes), every single piece of spyware that you removed is back with re-inforcements.

      I have a particular friend that seems to be collecting IE search toolbars, and his system tray area goes for about half the length of the talk bar. And of course, he uninstalled Zone Alarm, because the first time his provider went dead, he assumed it was it's fault.

      --
      No sig
    40. Re:If I had a dollar by zerocool^ · · Score: 0

      Yeah, or instead of being a complete jerk, you can just, oh, i dunno, tell them about Google Toolbar.

      Mozilla is good. It's not the end all be all of web browsing. It has some neat features. It doesn't work with all websites. It renders some things stupid. It has a tendancy to ignore css pixel sizes (standards-wha?). It is not without bugs (check bugzilla). Some people like their browser resident in memory so it doesn't take forever to start. Since you can't unload I.E., and running the mozilla tray icon takes up 20+ megs of memory (doing nothing), I.E. is much faster (i use it for this reason among others, such as improper rendering).

      There are a lot of cool things about mozilla. The are some bad things about mozilla.

      However, the worst thing about mozilla by far is the eliteist attitude of the people who use it and say that everything else sucks. Couldn't you just say "Rather than using the browser you're using, why not try mozilla? It has a lot of the features you want, plus some extras that make web browsing pleasant"?? But, what you said was "YOUR BROWSER IS TEH SUXORZ. I SAY MOSILA CAUSE I'M L33T!!1!". And then you tell people to shut up?

      Lemme guess. You're from New England, right? Or at least north of Virginia and west of the Mississippi. Try some southern courtesy, it goes a long way.

      ~Willl

      --
      sig?
    41. Re:If I had a dollar by Nakito · · Score: 1

      It's like calling a mechanical engineer to change your fucking tire. Figure it out, it isn't that hard.

      To the contrary, it really IS that hard for most people. It has nothing to do with intelligence. It has to do with whether you're the type who cares how a computer works, or whether you're the type who just wants to use a computer. Most of the people reading this are in the former category -- we've spent years or decades immersing ourselves in the technology. So we use other browsers (Opera for me), and we change all of the default settings to turn off active content, and we never have problems with malicious code, and we think this is how it should be, and we marvel at how bad it is for everyone else. But of course it has cost us thousands of hours of our lives to reach that point. It seems easy now, but that's because we know it already. Most people would rather spend those thousands of hours doing other things that they have an aptitude for. That's just the way it is, and always will be.

    42. Re:If I had a dollar by LinuxHam · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      *ahem* "On her good side"

      I know you're new here, so I'll tell you now..

      that will *NEVER* get you on her "good side"!! See this for reference. It is a bible. :)

      --
      Intelligent Life on Earth
    43. Re:If I had a dollar by Kris_J · · Score: 2, Interesting
      A friend at work said that he couldn't stop IE from going to a range of search pages with pop-ups when he started it. He'd run Adaware and still couldn't get rid of the problem. He went away with a USB flash device containing the latest Mozilla installer.

      I'm going to have to pull a weekend at work soon installing a new version of our database client on every PC. I'm going to put Mozilla on all the machines at the same time. Won't make it the default or anything, but if anyone starts to have problems with IE, my first solution will be to switch to Mozilla. I've had enough of this crap.

    44. Re:If I had a dollar by cyborch · · Score: 1

      ...It certainly won't make the web...

      uhm... it just did :P

    45. Re:If I had a dollar by blincoln · · Score: 1

      "Flamebait"?

      Slashdot needs to change its tagline to "News for Nerds, Moderation by Dumbasses."

      --
      "...always new atoms but always doing the same dance, remembering what the dance was yesterday." -Richard Feynman
    46. Re:If I had a dollar by Dave_bsr · · Score: 1

      You, my friend, have got it.

      Computers are NOT for everyone. They aren't. No matter how much we try, they aren't yet. And we shouldn't try to make them be.

      Computer companies, such as Microsoft and even some linux corps, want to sell a computer to every smart/stupid/bright/lazy/idiotic person in the world. They bill it as "user friendly" and "easy to run" which is the usual case - but the problem is that in the real world things break. And MS sure doesn't help then.

      Ever read the Tech-Slacky Howto? Read it, it's brilliant.

      See, computers should only be given to people after they have shown a propensity to learn and the intention to continue to do so. To solve the problems that they can solve, and then ask for help.

      If they choose not to do this, they should be greeted with RTFM! and pointed to the proper place. Life's rough, and people need to pull their own weight (or pay me to fix stuff for them).

      For me, I'll fix a nice ol' lady's computer for a strawberry pie, it's worth it. I'll usually give people I know good rates ($20/hr) and fix my close family's computers for gratis.

      This is why I think linux should be hard - so that you have to work a little to get in to "the club" and then continue to work to enjoy the benefits. People who don't work, well they can stick to windows and pay me to help them.

      --


      Who is this Anonymous Coward character, how does he post so much, and why is he always such a whore?
    47. Re:If I had a dollar by nbanman · · Score: 1

      I fix my coworker's computers for free. I fix my boss's computers for cut-rate, just to be on the up-and-up. I used to have a pickup truck. I helped a lot of people move. Maybe I'm just a nice guy. Maybe. But I don't feel taken advantage of. I'm doing favors for my friends. From a purely mercenary perspective, what goes around comes around, and it's nice to build up a little good karma for when it's you who needs help. Sometimes I get weird requests. It's pretty easy to say no. No one gets offended when you refuse to do free work. You can get off with the slightest excuse.

    48. Re:If I had a dollar by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
      My view is "friends get free tech support, friends of friends don't".

      I really pissed off someone in my family because I refused to help someone at a school they knew. My answer was "school hardware is supported by companies. If the company isn't good enough, go elsewhere. I'm not going to fill in for their failings".

    49. Re:If I had a dollar by LinuxHam · · Score: 1

      I, too, was bugged by this, but I am soon about to meet with the board of directors of a community development organization and do an IT assessment for them. Apparently, they just received an $800k grant and have had 50 computers donated, but don't know what to do with any of it. My contact asked, "do we need to order a, uh, uh, a rrrrrrrrouterrrrrrr? is that what its called?" As an IT Architect at IBM, I obviously have the tools to do an IT assessment for them and set an IT direction. But as an IBM employee, I am extremely lucky to have the backing of a very responsible corporate community member, in the form of guidance for dealing with non-profit organizations up to and including being able to offer special discounts to the organization I'm working with. I even get to register the organization with the community partnership group at IBM, and track my hours and have my work fully recognized by corporate.

      --
      Intelligent Life on Earth
    50. Re:If I had a dollar by Afrosheen · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You're exactly right.

      When enough people get to know you as the local computer guy, you'll get phone calls, visits, you name it. People will expect it to be free by default unless you set a price. Make it fair but worth your time.

      Anyone on here bitching about 'feeling obligated' to provide 'free support', stop bitching. It's your own fault it's free. Charge a price. Believe it or not people are willing to pay their friends a reasonable fee, even if it's not cash. Tell them to rent a movie for you and bring it over, or bake a cake, or get a six pack of Guinness, whatever. I have a big box of Krispy Kreme sitting here from a friend of mine that needed spyware removed yesterday.

      Once you get people trained to think that indeed, your time and expertise are worth something, you won't even have to make requests. People will open their wallets or bring you stuff automatically.

      Don't let your passive-aggressive geek nature leave you with regrets or feeling used. Assert yourself.

    51. Re:If I had a dollar by Spoing · · Score: 1
      You're too nice.

      I'll help, and give advice, though if my advice is ignored and they run into problems I'm *NOT* fixing what could have been easily prevented. As a service, I even send out periodic email messages as friendly reminders to IE users in the family that they should update unless they are using Mozilla or Firebird. I won't fix those systems in either case though they have been warned!

      --
      A firewall can not protect you from yourself. Turn off what you do not need. Do not use the firewall to do your work.
    52. Re:If I had a dollar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'Dont Open Me I'm a Fucking Virus and I'll Fuck Up Your Computer.exe'

      Oh man! That's funny shit! You had me ROLLING!

    53. Re:If I had a dollar by spectecjr · · Score: 1

      A friend at work said that he couldn't stop IE from going to a range of search pages with pop-ups when he started it. He'd run Adaware and still couldn't get rid of the problem. He went away with a USB flash device containing the latest Mozilla installer

      You couldn't just tell him how to change his homepage back to a non-spamming site and get him to install the Google toolbar instead?

      Wow, dude, that's cold.

      --
      Coming soon - pyrogyra
    54. Re:If I had a dollar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow. You're a fucking idiot. How in the hell do you expect "Linux people" to just pull something out of their ASSES that the fucking smacktards of the world are able to use? Did it not ever occur to use that KDE and GNOME's usability projects are TRYING to make this shit as easy as possible for you? NO! Because you are a fucking SMACKTARD!

    55. Re:If I had a dollar by Rostin · · Score: 1

      Yes, but as a chemical engineer, I took around 24 hours of undergraduate level chemistry, and I pretty routinely do lab work in my job.

    56. Re:If I had a dollar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      life is too short to be an asshole all of the time.

      You are preaching to the choir here... email Bill Gates!

    57. Re:If I had a dollar by sydsavage · · Score: 1

      That's a real world trolling. Not all trolls live under the slashdot bridge.

    58. Re:If I had a dollar by cyborch · · Score: 1

      Ever read the Tech-Slacky Howto? Read it, it's brilliant.

      I read halfway through it. I had to stop. The pain I felt for the poor techie was horrible...

    59. Re:If I had a dollar by Frizzle+Fry · · Score: 1
      If Linux or Microsoft people would take a minute, look at all the stuff that people WANT there computer to do, and create something, people might have an alternative.

      All most people want is:
      a: web forms filled automatically and easy. every time after set up.

      Microsoft already has taken a step on that. Rather than filling out forms with the same info on every site, you can set up a Passport that follows you around with that information so that getting that information out is automatic. You may not like the Passport concept and that's fine, but don't forget that they are at least making efforts at improving that.
      --
      I'd rather be lucky than good.
    60. Re:If I had a dollar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      1. I run IE and have very few of these problems.

      I run Mozilla and have none of those problems.

    61. Re:If I had a dollar by meffie · · Score: 0, Redundant
      Don't let your passive-aggressive geek nature leave you with regrets or feeling used. Assert yourself.

      Or better, just shug and say "I don't do Windows", tell them you run Linux only and watch the puzzled and confused looks on their faces.

    62. Re:If I had a dollar by stor · · Score: 1

      I agree mostly. I have helped more people (all for free) than I can remember. I still do. When others charge, I just do the work for free. To me, "doing someone a favour" is a lot more rewarding than "doing a job".

      You need to be a bit careful though and ensure that those you're helping appreciate the time you're taking out of your life to help with their latest computer problem.

      I have had people call me up and say "I've got this friend. He wants to buy a computer but isn't sure which one he should get. Can you call him?" I've had to refuse: I only have a mobile phone with *astronomical* charges (Sales dude called me, I was stoopid... I still can't believe I was suckered in again). If I called some stranger about his/her computer requirements it will cost me a lot of money.

      Actually I've got a million stories like the above: I've had people screaming at me because their computer is broken and I'M NOT THERE FIXING IT. Some people don't understand that I have a life of my own and I don't enjoy fixing other people's computers. Isn't it funny how some people think "He's good with computers and uses them a lot: he must enjoy fixing random computer problems"

      We don't _enjoy_ it, it's just that we _can_ fix the problem.

      There's no need to be an asshole but don't be a doormat either: you'll end up resenting the people you help, which is really problematic when those people are/were your friends. Knowing where to draw the line is an important skill.

      Oh btw I've only lost one friend over issues such as the above: he wanted me to set up an entire network for a bunch of soho-hub owning gamer kids on a Friday night for free when I _needed_ to see my girlfriend (I would have lost her otherwise). When I told him "Sorry I can't do that buddy, I have to see my girlfriend" he went ballistic, telling me that I had *promised* to do this and that they would be lost without me. I felt terrible at first, then resentful as I realised he didn't appreciate my time at all.

      Cheers
      Stor

      --
      "Yeah well there's a lot of stuff that should be, but isn't"
    63. Re:If I had a dollar by Kris_J · · Score: 1

      Ah, a range of search engines. He knows how to set the default homepage, but it wasn't sticking.

    64. Re:If I had a dollar by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

      yeah, esp dont you hate it if you do fix something/give cheaphardware to a friend of a relative, and then they promise, "oh we will take you out to dinner, thanks heaps" , and 18months later still waiting... hmmm

      --
      Liberty freedom are no1, not dicks in suits.
    65. Re:If I had a dollar by Afrosheen · · Score: 1

      I don't settle for promises. If you conduct yourself like a businessman, you won't get treated like this. They should say 'what are you hungry for tonight' if a meal is part of the deal. Like I was saying before, you have to be assertive. Make a deal BEFORE you do any work or give anything away.

      Just remember when you were in the school cafeteria. Would you give away your prized turkey sandwich in exchange for a peanut butter and jelly at some nebulous date in the future? Hell no.

    66. Re:If I had a dollar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Are you fucking stupid?

      How would getting a mac help? Oh, it wouldn't.

      Why don't you drink a bullet. The world would be a better place without you in it.

    67. Re:If I had a dollar by Ironica · · Score: 1

      End users always complain about this attitude without understanding the reasons behind it.

      First of all, thank you for quoting me out of context.

      Second, thank you for assuming I have never been on that side of the counter. I was the entire help desk for about 200 people, in an office environment with several industry-specialized applications. I took all service calls, provided all tier-1 support, and filled out all service tickets for our two techs. We also supported the phone system.

      Yes, it would increase the number of possible causes... it might be the Netscape, IE, or Mozilla cache that needed to be cleared. It might be the coding on the site, which was IE compliant but not HTML compliant. It might be that the browser brought the whole system to its knees... or the user might be running Mozilla.

      Truth is, (1) If IE is still an option, most people will use it because they are familiar with it. (2) If you remove IE as an option, you don't have an additional application to support and you reduce the number of ridiculous things that can happen (but you annoy some users who don't want to use something unfamiliar, no matter what the reason). But at the end of the day, if you give your users (who are students doing a lot of research via the web) only the choices of IE or Netscape 4.77 (I'm not kidding here) to save yourself work, you're not servicing your customers.

      That was the point of the profile anecdote... this four-person team admins a lab of 60 computers with about 150 registered (and paying... $40/quarter plus printing) users, a lending library of about 7 laptops and four projectors, and about 50 desktops in various offices throughout the building, along with hosting a low-hit-rate, primarily static-content website. The sysadmin guy *might* have a heavy workload. The Audio-visual services guy definitely doesn't, and still can't seem to get better than 90% reliability on getting to a room with a laptop and projector *before* the class starts. The hardware guy would have about a full-time workload if he had the budget to replace or repair broken computers. The web admin would rather make many other people learn to code Cold Fusion than learning to admin PHP (no, he doesn't develop the content... that's up to volunteers and contractors).

      I've spent a lot of time educating my fellow students about how to get help from the lab... i.e. have some clue what you're asking for, be specific, listen to what they say... but it goes both ways.

      --
      Don't you wish your girlfriend was a geek like me?
    68. Re:If I had a dollar by Kethinov · · Score: 1
      In a situation like that, when someone comes to you with a problem, it multiplies the number of possible reasons by so many that it makes supporting them a nightmare.
      Easy solution: complete switch. Start supporting Mozilla, stop supporting IE/Outlook. Now you're still only supporting one, except it's the better one. You know, the one with tabbed browsing, built in popup blocking, and no massive security flaws which can rape your public Windows box.

      As a guy who provides tech support to people often, when people complain about anything IE or Outlook related, I, as well as the original thread-starter, always just reply with "mozilla.org".
      --
      You're right, I wouldn't steal a car. But if it were possible, I sure as hell would download one!
    69. Re:If I had a dollar by wideBlueSkies · · Score: 1

      Right on.

      My cousin (who I haven't heard from in almost 2 1/2 years) called me for Christmas. I knew something was up and after the 'how's the baby?' and 'how's the job going?' routines (he's never met my daughter, and was totally unaware that I switched jobs last year), he started to talk about how his computer stopped working.

      It sounded like his hard drive crapped out. I told him that he should take it to Comp USA to get it looked at, or he could find a computer repair shop in the classified ads.

      He asked me how much it would cost him....he was trying to find a way to ask me to do it but couldn't find the words....and I said I wasn't sure about labor becasue I've always fix my own machines(an intentional dig at him), but a new drive would set him back $100 to $150.

      He sounded dejected, and the conversation went downhill from there. Too bad.

      I don't mind being nice to people. I enjoy helping, but I've been burned too many times by folks who only call for help, and little else. I dislike being used. So, I have an A list and a sh*t list. Guess which list Cousin Frank is on. :/

      wbs.

      --
      Huh?
    70. Re:If I had a dollar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Once that is said I am doomed to make at least one spelling og grammatical error, but the three/their confusion is getting to my nerves.

      Did you mean there/their?

    71. Re:If I had a dollar by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

      Make it less than 300 words, people dont like to read for more than 2minutes, ie the length for FOXNEWS stories/interviews.

      Its gota be in BIG RED letters.

      Make it as FOXNEWS looking as you can, catchy background, big font bullet points.

      --
      Liberty freedom are no1, not dicks in suits.
    72. Re:If I had a dollar by oldgeezer1954 · · Score: 1

      I always do it for free and I'm ok with that. Those I don't consider friends I say Geeee I don't know and point them in the right direction.

      With that said though I do begin to resent those who *expect* it for free... That attitude gets under my skin and they soon lose my help.

      I have one aunt who likes to sneak money into my wife's coat pocket. It never comes close to what my time is worth frankly but the thought works wonders.

    73. Re:If I had a dollar by Huogo · · Score: 1

      Yep, that used to happen to me a ton. Someone would send me an instant message, asking me how I am and whatnot, and withen the first 5 lines, there would be a computer question. They never talked to me unless they needed computer help, at which point they would become all buddy buddy so I would help them. I'm too damned nice to just tell them to screw off, so they just started getting alot of "I don't knows", as where the people that pay me, or my real friends (people who like me for reasons other than the fact that I can fix their computer), get plenty of answers and house calls no problem.

    74. Re:If I had a dollar by Zerbey · · Score: 1

      Somewhat true. I am one half of a computer department in a large company, it's very rare my lunch doesn't get interrupted by someone asking me some silly computer question! Most of the time, I don't mind answering but yes, there are certain people who should not be allowed to own a computer! Knowing you made someone's day by getting their computer working is a good feeling.

    75. Re:If I had a dollar by Bodhammer · · Score: 1

      How about the auto fill feature in the google toobar?

      --
      "I say we take off, nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
    76. Re:If I had a dollar by bonhomme_de_neige · · Score: 1
      Give a man a blanket and he is warm for a night; set him on fire and he is warm for the rest of his life.

      Isn't it "Give a man fire and he is warm for a night; set fire to him and he is warm for the rest of his life"?

      --
      "Why are you watching the washing machine?"
      "I love entertainment, as long as it's clean"
    77. Re:If I had a dollar by Sylvain · · Score: 1

      Same here, always got good things in return and helping people may actually build you a good social network.

      So far I've managed to get a 2 month free rent for an house in SF (living in Europe) a few boxes of very good wine, several books and interesting conversations about things I would never have talked with anybody else - ancient damaged roof investigation for insurances made easier by digital cameras for a 70 years old expert is one of them.

    78. Re:If I had a dollar by bonhomme_de_neige · · Score: 1

      It may interest you to know that the uni I go to (ANU - www.anu.edu.au, I wonder if it will drop offline now ;p) USED to have both IE and Netscape 7 installed on all computers, and you could have the choice of using either, provided you were not too braindead to set up the mandatory proxy on NS7 every time you ran it (for some reason having it remember every user's settings, or even having the mandatory proxy in there by default, was too hard).

      I didn't notice when the switch happened, but NS7 is no longer installed.

      What's more, the admin people don't do much support at ANU, they have "student consultants" (who are also paid, and pretty highly, but based on anecdotal evidence from some of my friends who have these jobs spend most of their shifts playing flash games with the sheer amount of support they have to do), and the serious admins only need to fix things that are really broken (which happens a lot less often than you'd expect) ... Anyone can log a helpdesk job, but they don't publicise how to do it, and the result is only clueful people (usually the student consultants) end up doing so.

      So really I don't see why they couldn't just leave it on there ... *sigh*

      --
      "Why are you watching the washing machine?"
      "I love entertainment, as long as it's clean"
    79. Re:If I had a dollar by Kethinov · · Score: 1
      Dont Open Me I'm a Fucking Virus and I'll Fuck Up Your Computer.exe
      Now I know what I'm naming my next "I'm really bored in C++ class and need to write something malicious to pass the time" project! What should be this time... Infinite loop of new folders? Fill the hard drive with useless data in 3 seconds flat? Ah so much to choose from...
      --
      You're right, I wouldn't steal a car. But if it were possible, I sure as hell would download one!
    80. Re:If I had a dollar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Thank you. Best laughter I have had in months - my sides still hurt. :)

    81. Re:If I had a dollar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that's what I do. s/Linux/Mac

    82. Re:If I had a dollar by lordkimbot · · Score: 1

      "about as hygenic as chewing on a urinal cake"

      U...r...i...n...a...l...c...a...k...e....whiiiit e. ..
      yummmmmm...drooool...

      no more attachments for me, thanks.

      --
      sig mind freed
    83. Re:If I had a dollar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bump that comment...

      I don't hear from people for months until the machine they bought dies or something doesn't work. Where the hell where you when I had a flat tire at the airport? Get lost.

      I say give people a test - if they pass then they get access to higher bandwidth connection. Otherwise let the ignorant fools stay on dialup - yes you heard it here - you have to be smart and knowledgable to use the Internet, or your a hazard to everyone else.

    84. Re:If I had a dollar by JustDisGuy · · Score: 1

      My friend, I have two words for you:

      "Job Security"

      --
      "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity." - Hanlon's Razor
    85. Re:If I had a dollar by ttys00 · · Score: 1

      doesn't take fancy book-learnin' to catch on when you recieve an emailed attachment that you didn't ask for...

      It doesn't take fancy book learnin' to know how to spell either.

    86. Re:If I had a dollar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If my in-laws computer needs some work, next time I am over there, I'll take a look at it, or try to help over the phone, it takes all of what, maybe 20 minutes.


      You're kidding right? With all the spyware/emoticons/smileys/whatever these people usually have installed, coupled with the ancient computer they are usually using, you'd be lucky if the thing even booted in 20 minutes!

    87. Re:If I had a dollar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Boo hoo Sooner. Your hoops team is sucking.

    88. Re:If I had a dollar by EastCoastSurfer · · Score: 1

      OMG, that site has me rolling with laughter.

    89. Re:If I had a dollar by saskboy · · Score: 1

      The only problem is:
      When you make them pay for the help, you better darn well get the fix right, and on time. It can add to pressures, not release them.

      --
      Saskboy's blog is good. 9 out of 10 dentists agree.
    90. Re:If I had a dollar by Tony-A · · Score: 1

      We teach our kids to be vary of strangers offering them candy. [Couldn't resist]

      We should teach our kids to be wary of strange software offering them "candy".
      Adults too. Maybe even more so.

      I sincerely believe that all this "userfriendlyness" (is that a word?) in computers is for the worse.
      Point made, but I have to disagree. Userfriendlyness is good, but rather deceptive in that it takes a lot of skill and design and work and rework to make minor accomplishments. What happens all too often is that a con job is done that claims to be "user friendly" -- "User Friendly" as in a false sense of security.

      It is necessary that a few people, preferably self selected, understand how their computers work. For most everybody else, it is only necessary to understand enough to do whatever it is they need to do. This does mean that a lot of skill and expertise will go unnoticed and unappreciated by the masses, except for some vague sense of the feel of it.

    91. Re:If I had a dollar by darksoulz · · Score: 1

      You're definately not the only one. Any time my in-laws have problems they call me. Heck, most of my family on both sides do. The thing that really iritates the hell out of me tho is that my wife likes to volunteer me without even asking first. All too often I've come home from work to hear "I talked to today and they're having problems with their computer. I told them that we'd come over tonight and that you could fix it for them."

      Thanks dear.....

    92. Re:If I had a dollar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hey buddy,

      at the height of insanity, i had every friend, relative and aquaintance within 100 miles calling, stopping by and emailing.

      I had a list on my wall of scheduled non-billable work that was 3 months long, that i had to look forward to.

      i'm good at what i do. building servers and admining them. (redhat,debian,freebsd)

      i'm also an ex-mcse (real not papaer) and hardware junkie.

      i know it all.

      and everyone who calls me family, friend or otherwise knows it.

      after 2 years of trying to hold up, i've cut everyone off.

      not a single one of those fuckers volunteered to do something nice for me.

      even after spending 2 or 3 sessions of 8 hours each helping them.

      since, my salary has doubled (i'm my own company)...and i'm nearly in the 6 digit zone.

      and i have more free time then ever...once i got rid of the free loaders.

      ppl will take advantage of a good/free thing to the Nth degree.

      so fuck em.

      and fuck you.

    93. Re:If I had a dollar by GMFTatsujin · · Score: 1

      Thanks to recent educational initiatives and minimum standards testing, I only had to know "I before E." The "Except after" stuff was for advanced placement.

    94. Re:If I had a dollar by Vancorps · · Score: 1

      I've had the same experience, free hotel rooms, free dinners, good times. A lot of the time I will go over to a friend's house and fix her computer, she'd have a bunch of her friends there, after I fixed it up we'd all party and hop in the hot tub. Spose it depends on the company you keep as well as your natural environment, some people are just surrounded by assholes that don't appreciate help. Might add after helping my uncle at a hotel for years he provided me with a very good deal on my first and second car. When things would go wrong with the car he would help me out, I'd still get dirty and do what I could, but sometimes you're smarter than the car, and sometimes the car is smarter than you.

    95. Re:If I had a dollar by aastanna · · Score: 1

      It would be very nice if windows users, by default, can just run as User and have a nice GUI to do a runas Administrator with big warnings about how theyre about to install software, etc. I think that's the biggst problem in the windows world - installing stuff is seen as no big deal, when really its not something to be taken lightly.

      Amen. Something I found very refreshing about OSX was the prompt for an administrator password whenever I did something slightly out of the ordinary. It was quite comforting when I was learning the new OS after moving from Windows to know when something was about to be installed. Less worries about nuking my system.

      Haven't used linux enough to know if there is a GUI version of the same thing...i guess if you know enough to type "apt-get install" or "sudo" you're not as likely to be running some random bit of code that looks like a pdf.

    96. Re:If I had a dollar by Reziac · · Score: 1

      I'm reminded of what I told folks back in the dark ages, when most viruses were transmitted via floppy disk:

      "Your computer isn't just kissing THAT disk. It's kissing every system that disk ever kissed!!"

      Since most people back then remembered the original, this tended to get remembered too.

      As to the free vs pay support thing, over time most of my freebies have become paying customers. It's worth it to them to be sure they can get service when they need it, rather than at my convenience.

      (Now watch everyone interpret that as "get their computer serviced" ... what a bunch of silicon perverts you all are :)

      --
      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
    97. Re:If I had a dollar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoa there buckwheat! I give a lot of advice and a lot of help (and have in the past). If you advise "STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM MICROSOFT IT"S FUCKING EVIL CRAPWARE" they roll their eyes like you lost your head. When it tanks 'can you just take a look at it?'. If it takes more than 5 minutes "ARE YOU SURE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING?". If you fix all that they broke "HEY YOU FIXED IT"..now you have to leave, we don't trust you around our precious computer. And the real fun part is that the clueless newbies are *ALL THE SAME!* Ingrateful bastardism doesn't quite cover it! If you don't provide your knowledge for free they (as the author of the post I reply to) reffer to you as a cheap bastard. Do doctors give knowledge without fee? Lawyers? Do plumbers do work gratis? But computer people, are expected (and clownshows demand it) free all the time. What I really can't stand is when you are in front of their broken technology, which is about 500x as complicated a piece of engineering as the space shuttle and clueless newbie pesters you with questions 'so they can remember the simple fix for next time'. Yeah. I'm supposed to convey what I learned in a computer science operating systems class to someone who has trouble finding the on button so they can remember it for next time. Like 1. this one in a billion problem will happen exactly the same way twice. 2. Like they will understand the problem. 3. Like they will understand the solution. Their best response is filled with buzz words the marketing people in the department store fed them (much like saying 'he sick' to the doctor). They want extra penecillian for next time so the next time 'he sick' out comes the penecillian. Headcold, bachache, flu, stomach cramps, poison ivy, you name it, out comes the penecillian. Behold the modern computer user, and their wants needs and desires!

    98. Re:If I had a dollar by eyeye · · Score: 1

      Simple solution,
      Occasionally tell a single buddy from work that your wife is good at cleaning and she'll help clean his house for him.
      Have fun telling her :)

      The problem is people think fixing computers is enjoyable for us. Fixing your OWN computer might be rewarding but having to sit in someone elses too hot/too cold possibly smelly house using a mouse that is too dirty to work properly and on a dead slow pc IS NOT FUN.

      --
      Bush and Blair ate my sig!
    99. Re:If I had a dollar by parksie · · Score: 1

      Some parts of KDE have one come up automatically, but I still need to investigate how to extend this to other programs; there may be a list somewhere. I expect Win-R, then "kdesu command" will do the trick.

    100. Re:If I had a dollar by BlackHawk-666 · · Score: 1

      Try asking them what you will be having for dinner when you come over to fix their PC. Then it's clear they need to provide you with some food, and you've got some bargaining power e.g. they say KFC and you say you'll be there next month to help, they say Thai and you're there tonight with a sixpack :->

      --
      All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
    101. Re:If I had a dollar by BlackHawk-666 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you need to re-evaluate what your criteria is for friendship. These people sound like associates to me, not friends, and I don't do computer aid for associates.

      --
      All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
    102. Re:If I had a dollar by Grail · · Score: 1

      Ferengi Rule Of Acquisition 286: No good deed goes unpunished.

      I don't provide free support to friends and family, mainly because they told *their* friends that I do cheap computer maintenance, and suddenly world+dog is ringing me asking for a freebie.

      It's insulting and demeaning.

      So these days, when people ask me to help them, I just say, "Sure, for $50 I'll check out your computer - make sure you've got the Windows CD handy in case we need to reinstall anything."

      It's the second part that most people balk at.

      Remember, if you pirate software, you're supporting abusive monopolies.

    103. Re:If I had a dollar by Feztaa · · Score: 1

      ...or the other less well known proverb: Give a man a blanket and he is warm for a night; set him on fire and he is warm for the rest of his life. :-)

      You borked that a little bit.

      Give a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

    104. Re:If I had a dollar by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

      Whay should they have to think about it?

      There is no reason whatsoever to receive executable attachments.

      You should be filtering them out of your emails.

      --
      IANAL but write like a drunk one.
    105. Re:If I had a dollar by 87C751 · · Score: 1
      --
      Mail? Put "slashdot" in the subject to pass the spam filters.
    106. Re:If I had a dollar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how about setting fire to his blanket?

    107. Re:If I had a dollar by 87C751 · · Score: 1
      This is why I think linux should be hard - so that you have to work a little to get in to "the club" and then continue to work to enjoy the benefits.
      Amen, brother! How often do I think back to the days when the only ways to get on the net were be a wizard or go to college. (weren't Septembers fun then?) Then Prodigy launched the September That Never Ended, and it's really been downhill since.
      --
      Mail? Put "slashdot" in the subject to pass the spam filters.
    108. Re:If I had a dollar by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > Mozilla is good. It's not the end all be all of web browsing.

      No, of course not. There are at least fifty improvements I personally am
      wanting to see. (Just check the bugs in bugzilla that I'm on the Cc list for.)

      > It has some neat features.

      Neat? It has some *compelling* features, features without which many sites
      (including slashdot) are virtually unusable. Tabbed browsing springs to mind.
      Then there are other sites that are unusable without the other seriously
      compelling feature, capability policies.

      > It doesn't work with all websites. It renders some things stupid.

      This is true of all web browsers. I've virtually given up trying to make
      layouts look the way I want in MSIE, for example; it's layout engine is
      simply too lame to handle resolution-independent layouts. In 1996 when
      everyone was still using 640x480 you could just do a rigid inflexible page
      design (ultimately, one big imagemap), but with the variety of resolutions
      people are using these days, you can't do that anymore. You have to do
      layouts that scale -- and MSIE has a very hard time with these.

      > It has a tendancy to ignore css pixel sizes

      Pixel sizes are very 1996. Today, a pixel could be anywhere from 1/2400th
      to 1/640th of the browser's width or even more if the user's not maximizing
      (e.g., if they like to keep the icons on the left side of their desktop
      visible, or if they just don't understand how maximize works or don't think
      it matters). Basically, you have no idea how many pixels you want anything
      to be, because you have no idea how big a pixel is. So you size things in
      ems or percentages, or let the layout engine determine the correct size.
      About the only things I size in pixels anymore are borders.

      > It is not without bugs (check bugzilla).

      Yeah, but the security bugs in b.m.o are things like, a website could read a
      cookie set by a different website, or it is possible for a website to pop up
      an unrequested window by tricking the user into rolling the mouse pointer
      over something. The security bugs are *not* things like, the browser will
      show the user a harmless data-only extension such as .pdf but actually will
      execute the content if the user clicks "open", allowing the code to do quite
      literally anything it wants with the user's computer.

      --
      Cut that out, or I will ship you to Norilsk in a box.
    109. Re:If I had a dollar by Fuzzie+Viking · · Score: 1

      You got that right.

      I usually have about 3 weeks between fixes before my less computer literate family members have foobar'd their system again. And always with the same crap. For god sakes people if I tell you *not* to download something, don't! Especially when I give them an alternative. (Kazaa Lite people!!! Lite!) Of course I have avoided said family now for 6 months to save myself the headaches.

      Seriously, it is like a slap in the face when they come begging for your help and turn around and ignore you.

      --
      I am Ergo the magnificent. Short in power, tall in stature, narrow of vision and wide of purpose.
    110. Re:If I had a dollar by pommiekiwifruit · · Score: 1
      There is no reason whatsoever to receive executable attachments

      Unless you, i don't know, are a software developer or something...

      e.g. we develop software, email it to our clients as a .bin file inside a .zip file, and their email program strips it out automatically. Its not even for an x86 processor...

      Needless to say it strips out any .exe files (with x86 code) as well (so we have to rename them before zipping them up). I fear the next version of outlook will look for magic numbers instead of file extensions within .zip files, so more tricks will be needed (e.g. encrypting a zip file and zipping it up with a long list of instructions).

      Of course the annoying thing is that microsoft keeps inventing new executable formats (.doc, .xls, .vbs, shell scrap files, .mp3 (via bugs), .tif (via bugs)) etc.

    111. Re:If I had a dollar by Bertie · · Score: 1

      Balls to all that - go solo and fill yer pockets with as much of that 800 grand as you can. Sounds to me like you've got tha skillz - why facilitate IBM lining their pockets with it in order to get a fraction of the proceeds when you could have it all yourself?

    112. Re:If I had a dollar by zerocool^ · · Score: 1

      OK, fair enough.

      But, really the point that I was trying to get across is not that the moz browser it's self is bad. I really like it, despite a few things that I find annoying.

      It's some of the people that use it that I find reprehensible. Most of the people, including most of the main devs, are great. I just really can't stand it when someone presumes to know what another person should use, and wants to force it on them as if it would solve all their problems, and they should feel greatful for the attention.

      ~Will

      --
      sig?
    113. Re:If I had a dollar by cyborch · · Score: 1

      For most everybody else, it is only necessary to understand enough to do whatever it is they need to do

      Trouble is that computers are so incredibly complex. The common user without any expertise just want to accomplish some simple task (look up a recipe for some sauce, or send a letter to her aunt). She doesn't need a machine capable of all the things a PC is capable of. Some thin browser-machine and a thin mail client should do just fine. And for god's sake, DO NOT give this machine all the features of IE and outlook. Most people don't NEED that. Next make some upgraded playstation for those who want to play games. Give it a keyboard and a mouse (in stead of that horrible interface it has now). Make it possible to play online games.

      Given so simple devices as these two I just described there should be no risc of people accidentally installing random downloaded stuff, 'cause there is no need for an ability to install stuff at all on your browser-machine, and no need to be able to download anything at all to your play-machine.

      Given simpler machines people have less chance to fsck it up for themselves. For believe me, they will fsck it up if they can... Things as complex as PCs are today SHOULD be so hard to use that no normal would WANT to use them. If people who are too stupid to know NOT to double-click on install23.exe in a mail with the subject "your details" have so much trouble finding their (not there) way around computers that they give up and go away, then we don't have to help them when they fsck their computers up...

      Please, for the love of god (or just out of pity for helpdesk people) make simple workstations that aren't capable of a lot of things. Make a letter-writer-machine and a browser-machine and a play-machine. There is no need for one machine so complex that normal people can fsck it up.

    114. Re:If I had a dollar by CantGetAUserName · · Score: 1

      The trick I use is to remember 'belie'. That's obviously spelled 'lie' so you know how believe is supposed to be. Receive (see, tempting fate there!) is spelled 'the other way'.

      Only posting this because I remember that rhyme as 'E before I' and it all goes horrendously wrong from there on in.

      --
      Semper en excreta sumus solum profundum
    115. Re:If I had a dollar by cloudmaster · · Score: 1

      The problem is more likely that the admins are somewhat incompetent, but increase their appearent competence by recognizing their fault. If they don't know how to properly support profiles, then they're being more effective admins by *not supporting profiles*. Similarly, if they know the problems with IE but aren't cofident that they can deal with mozilla, then they're being more effective by sticking with IE on the desktop. At least they can fix the IE problems when they come up.

      Sure, most of us know that mozilla (actually, firebird would be better, probably) is generally better and would cause fewer problems, but perhaps the admin in question doesn't have the time to research that for himself. And if he did, he'd be opening up the door for everyone to start making suggestions. Then, the users' confidence in his abilities starts to decrease, and he becomes a less effective admin.

      Or, maybe he's just a moron. Either way. But it's probably still a more complicated situation than just giving in to users' whims all the time.

      Side note - yes, I'm a sysadmin. I support Firebird and IE on all users machines, but I don't generally feel compelled to explain each software choice I make, because it's *my* job to know what to do, not the user who just wants X app without concern about how it'll affect system stability as a whole.

    116. Re:If I had a dollar by scrytch · · Score: 1

      It would be very nice if windows users, by default, can just run as User and have a nice GUI to do a runas Administrator with big warnings about how theyre about to install software, etc

      Windows in fact does exactly this when running setup programs. With the advanced fine grained system objects with individual ACL's combined with token based security for processes, windows uses ... exactly none of this, and pops up "run as" prompt for any program named setup.exe.

      It's like Microsoft pays people specifically to fuck up all the good work the kernel engineers do...

      --
      I've finally had it: until slashdot gets article moderation, I am not coming back.
    117. Re:If I had a dollar by tbone1 · · Score: 1
      Rave on! I don't mind helping people, but I hate *having* to help people, just because they are too lazy (or even too cretinously stupid) to figure it out or listen the first time. Likewise, if I have to repeatedly help someone, or have to help them because they didn't listen to my advice, then I let them know how I feel, usually doing so in a civilized way ... the first time. After that, I start charging people. I especially like lawyers asking for advice. Heh, I was a consultant once, I can play the 'billable hours' game.

      That said, the people here (Indianapolis) are usually happy to take me to dinner (mmmm, Shapiro's) or barter in exchange (my neighbors tend to be plumbers, auto mechanics, electricians, carpenters, etc; if we had an HVAC guy move in the neighborhood, we'd be set) or flat out offer money. Some have even bought me dinner for just advice, and these are friends! If I lived some place like the East Coast, it might be more of an issue.

      --

      The Independent: Reverend Spooner Arrested in Friar Tuck Incident - ISIHAC, Historical Headlines
    118. Re:If I had a dollar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'Dont Open Me I'm a Fucking Virus and I'll Fuck Up Your Computer.exe'

      You know what? That would be a great social experiment. Write a program that does something harmless(*) and send it out with THAT filename, attached to an e-mail. And wait and see how many people actually do open it. I suspect it would confirm some very depressing things about human nature..

      (*)Of course, better would be to write a program that would do something like, ooh, posting the luser's IP address to a "Point and laugh at these idiots" webpage, or automatically sending a mail to their ISP "Dear Sir, please cancel my account, I have just demonstrated that I am too stupid to use a computer online"..

    119. Re:If I had a dollar by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      But if they had macs, you wouldn't hear from these pseudo-friends atall.

      --
      http://spamdecoy.net - free throwaway anonymous email - avoid spam!
    120. Re:If I had a dollar by Hel+Toupee · · Score: 1

      First off, great site. Hillarious! There is one problem, however...

      This theory, as with all theories about female behavior that cannot be backed by phisiological proof, are fundamentally flawed because they attempt to constrain female behavior to rigid, logically-derived boundaries. Those of us that have been on the "Friends" ladder more times than not know all too well that the female mind seems to function on a kind of anti-logic. That's how arguements with your GF that you seem to be winning, or know for a fact you can win, turn on you, and you end up losing. Because the female way of thinking doesn't require the boundaries of logic that men's minds seem to require.

      Fixing a girls computer, or anything else for that matter, can get you on the "good" ladder, but you just have to play it right. Think of it as being at work. Use the same rules you would use when trying to bag the cute new intern up in HR, and you'll be fine. (Of course I say this with no successful experience.)

      --
      PERL:
      All of the power of Voodoo with most of the understandibility!
    121. Re:If I had a dollar by Hel+Toupee · · Score: 1

      A lot of the time I will go over to a friend's house and fix her computer, she'd have a bunch of her friends there, after I fixed it up we'd all party and hop in the hot tub.

      You suck. I'll go back to my pathetic little life now....

      --
      PERL:
      All of the power of Voodoo with most of the understandibility!
    122. Re:If I had a dollar by Woody77 · · Score: 1

      You need to know more MEs. Especially ones that work in the automotive field. But then, I went to a school that was like 65% mechanical engineering, with automotive specialty, in Michigan. So I met a LOT of ME's, and most did their own car work.

      Lots got into it by starting off with restoring cars and loving to work on cars, or racing, etc.

    123. Re:If I had a dollar by mitheral · · Score: 1

      It's amazing how bad Window's access control is when you consider how good VAX's was.

    124. Re:If I had a dollar by mitheral · · Score: 1

      We'' Firebird is only a 16MB program and requires no installation. Throw it on a USB Flash drive and go to town.

      One problem with replacing IE with anything else is that some vendors code dialogs/help files etc. to IE and nothing else works. Have anything else but IE and the program won't run.

    125. Re:If I had a dollar by Tony-A · · Score: 1

      Some of it (Linux, *BSD) seems headed that direction, with stuff like real multi-user, chroot, jail, etc.
      Basically, my browser should only be able to mess with itself, not my stuff, and not with anyone else's stuff. It is secure when I can run something exploitable, unpatched with impunity. Sure the browser can be taken over, but only within that browser. This does require hard and obvious distinctions between what such as browsers claim (which is internal to the browser) and the reality which must be external to the browser and unfakable by the browser.
      It's a bit like "this email claims to be from tony@foo.bar" versus "this email came from tony@foo.bar". It would help immensely if error messages stuck to what was known and not try to be "user friendly" and guess as the ultimate cause. Microsoft is one of the worst offenders in that everything seems to blame any problems on something else.

    126. Re:If I had a dollar by mitheral · · Score: 1

      Prodigy wasn't too bad; at least you still had to pay. The marketing "genius" at AOL that started handing out free hours like air should be taken out behind the barn and be horribly beaten.

    127. Re:If I had a dollar by mitheral · · Score: 1

      To mainstream. Tell'em your a AIX admin; anyone who has that at home will know how to fix it :)

    128. Re:If I had a dollar by mitheral · · Score: 1

      How about using FTP for file transfers and email for email?

    129. Re:If I had a dollar by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      You screwed it up, too. "Light a man a fire, and he will be warm for a night. Light a man afire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life." It is difficult to pull this joke off verbally, especially outside of California. (For the uninitiated and/or uninformed, Californians are the English-speakers who are closest to dictionary pronounciation.) Even here people have a hard time with the distinction, though.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    130. Re:If I had a dollar by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I finally had to tell people that I don't work for free. I tell them at the same time that I will accept work, stuff, or food in trade, but that I simply don't do free work. The exceptions are my father, mother, and grandparents, for reasons which should be obvious.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    131. Re:If I had a dollar by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      This is in no way insightful. Just because you support Mozilla doesn't mean you automatically support Opera, or IE enhancements like AvantBrowser or (my personal favorite) MyIE2. The local community college for which I work uses (and supports) Netscape 4.72 and IE6. It could as easily support Mozilla and IE6. (IE is currently needed for some of our lame web applications, though they'd probably work fine with Mozilla.) However, in order to change what we support, we have to go to everyone's desk and change it over. Plus, any time I say "Mozilla" in front of a user they crack up, because the name is so goofy; sad but true.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    132. Re:If I had a dollar by pommiekiwifruit · · Score: 1
      Well because I know the email addresses of people who send me email, but I don't know everyones' passwords for their ftp sites - if they have any and if the servers feel like working that day and if their sysadmin is feeling in a good mood.

      Also sending/receiving attachments (e.g. pictures) is handy when they can't speak English well and the text of their email doesn't make sense.

    133. Re:If I had a dollar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Better option: make friends with people outside of your field. When you have a buddy who's a mechanic, another who does landscaping, and another who does home repair, you learn real fast how to barter. Bartering has an added advantage as you don't have to deal with the sticky issue of cash-ola, or trying to guess how much your time is worth, and then setting a discount. If you're doing the work for 'friends' and they offer butkis in return (even if you ask), it's time to ditch them and get new friends.

      I've used this system, and it works. The only cost to you is your time (plus the odd cable), but the payoff is so much better. Now I just have to mention things like "I think I need new brakes on the car", and I get offers to have them looked at. It's called networking, and every geek should know how to do it.

      Having a friend with an in to a supermodel agency would kick-ass, too. Anybody know where I could find one?

    134. Re:If I had a dollar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      'Dont Open Me I'm a Fucking Virus and I'll Fuck Up Your Computer.exe'

      I want to see this as a genuine virus attachment. Something particularly infectious and rapidly deploying. Finally, the media might get the hint that the problem isn't on the internet end.

    135. Re:If I had a dollar by croddy · · Score: 1
      Ever read the Tech-Slacky Howto? Read it, it's brilliant.

      that was lovely. thanks.

    136. Re:If I had a dollar by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1

      Right, I forgot about that. But for other .exe's (and other executable objects) it doesnt seem to do that and I believe domain and local policies alter this behavoir. I think the default policy on an NT domain is just to say 'too bad' but I could be wrong.

    137. Re:If I had a dollar by GMFTatsujin · · Score: 1

      "WE aren't WEird" always stuck with me for some reason. Maybe some kind of "receive spelled weirdly" mneumonic (... er... sp?) would work here.

    138. Re:If I had a dollar by CantGetAUserName · · Score: 1

      Mnemonic. Although that spelling was funnier. I always seem to spell BT Internet as BT Inertnet, which is, I think, a political statement by my left hand.

      --
      Semper en excreta sumus solum profundum
    139. Re:If I had a dollar by Sethb · · Score: 1

      Haven't met any, but I live in Iowa, where people are super-cheap, and most of them can't stomach the price premium for a Mac. I'm not bashing the Mac, I'd love to have one, thinking about getting an iBook later this year, but they're not as popular here as they are in more urban areas.

      --
      When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout. --Robert A. Heinlein
  50. In the interest of national security by Progman3K · · Score: 1


    All governments should adopt Linux, the issue is far too sensitive to entrust to Microsoft.

    --
    I don't know the meaning of the word 'don't' - J
  51. Mozilla Firebird by Peredur · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It appears that Mozilla is only partially safe from this type of bug. When I went to the test page it still showed up as being a pdf in the filename field but identified as a html file. It then asked me what I wanted to do and defaulted to "open with mozilla firebird". This bug may be bigger than reported.

    1. Re:Mozilla Firebird by pacsman · · Score: 3, Interesting

      When I went to the demonstration site and clicked the link in Mozilla 1.5 it showed the file name as "ie.%7B3050f4d8-98B5-11CF-BB82-00AA00BDCE0B%7DSecu nia_Internet_Explorer%252Epdf" and asked what to do with it, by default saving it to disk. Even if you were an internet clueless person somehow using Mozilla this still doesn't seem as dangerous if for no other reason than the bizarre filename, which doesn't look the least like it's a .pdf file. On IE it asks if you want to download "...Secunia_Internet_Explorer.pdf" which looks much worse as far as disguising itself goes.

    2. Re:Mozilla Firebird by GoofyBoy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      >this still doesn't seem as dangerous if for no other reason than the bizarre filename, which doesn't look the least like it's a .pdf file.

      It does look like a pdf file.

      "something ending with the letters pdf. It must be a pdf file. Lets just run it."

      --
      The surprise isn't how often we make bad choices; the surprise is how seldom they defeat us.
    3. Re:Mozilla Firebird by sik0fewl · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That's strange, my filename is shown as ie.{3050f4d8-98B5-11CF-BB82-00AA00BDCE0B}Secunia_I nternet_Explorer%2Epdf.htm under Firebird 0.7 on Windows.

      --
      I remember when legal used to mean lawful, now it means some kind of loophole. - Leo Kessler
    4. Re:Mozilla Firebird by adrianbaugh · · Score: 1

      Similar here (current firebird 0.7 build from debian/unstable).

      --
      "'I pass the test,' she said. 'I will diminish, and go into the West, and remain Galadriel.'"
      - JRR Tolkien.
    5. Re:Mozilla Firebird by Chupa · · Score: 1

      Eh? Running Firebird 0.7 on Windows XP here, and it shows it as being an HTML file in two different places on the dialog that pops up. And it also shows a really long filename that doesn't look innocent in any way.

    6. Re:Mozilla Firebird by dtjohnson · · Score: 0

      When you click on the Secunia test link, Mozilla 1.4.1 brings up a dialog box that states:

      The file "ie.{3050f4d8-98B5-11CF-00AA00BDCE0B}Secunia_Inter net_Explorer%2Epdf" is of type text/html(Hyper Text Markup Language), and Mozilla does not know how to handle this file type. this file is located at:

      http://secunia.com/internet_explorer_file_downlo ad _spoof/"

      So...Mozilla seems to be doing the right thing here.

    7. Re:Mozilla Firebird by killermookie · · Score: 1

      It does look like a pdf file.

      *bzzzzz* Sorry, but not quite. In Mozilla the filename is ie.{3050f4d8-98B5-11CF-BB82-00AA00BDCE0B}Secunia_I nternet_Explorer%2Epdf

      In IE, the filename is ...Secunia_Internet_Explorer.pdf

      A file ending in %2Epdf is not the same as .pdf.

    8. Re:Mozilla Firebird by Bas_Wijnen · · Score: 1

      I (and probably you, too) often match all pdf files with "*pdf". However, Windows users always use "*.pdf". In fact that is more correct, I only leave out the period because there aren't any files which end in "pdf" and not in ".pdf" on my computer (usually).

      However, Windows users must see that period, otherwise it means something different. A period on unix is just a normal character, a period on Windows marks the beginning of the file extension, telling them the file type. Windows users know that.

      Try telling a windows user that he really should use "*", not "*.*", to mean all (not hidden) files on unix. It'll take you a few days to convince him.

      The difference for them between something ending on pdf and .pdf is bigger than the difference between trust_this.exe and virus.exe. And that is Good Thing, too.

    9. Re:Mozilla Firebird by GoofyBoy · · Score: 1

      >a period on Windows marks the beginning of the file extension, telling them the file type. Windows users know that.

      They see the file ends with "pdf". Do they assume that since it ends in "pdf" that it is a pdf file?

      Even if they suspect something, the "7B3050f4..." will throw them off "Oh I must miss out on the period because there is something wrong (Internet/computer/IE) I must not be seeing it."

      It comes down to asking is the answer the obvious one or is it a trick question where the correct answer is not the obvious one?

      --
      The surprise isn't how often we make bad choices; the surprise is how seldom they defeat us.
  52. I don't believe this shit. by James+A.+E.+Joyce · · Score: 1

    How the fuck does Microsoft keep getting away with this bollocks? I'm serious; if any other company fucked up security as royally and as repeatedly as Microsoft has nigh-on continuously for the last half decade, then they quite rightfully would've gone out of business.

    For fuck's sake, Bill Gates, get your goddamn act together.

    --

    FloodMT: crapflood Movab
    1. Re:I don't believe this shit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe you should check the posts about Konquerer and Mozilla on Linux both having the problem before you make yourself look like even more of an ass clown.

    2. Re:I don't believe this shit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fuckidy fuck fuck-fuck

  53. Which are there more of ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Serious Microsoft holes, or serious Microsoft a-holes?

  54. lovely by rodentia · · Score: 1


    They build this active object BS into their GUIs and then direct you to ignore them.

    Next: "Microsoft recommends you execute programs from the command window, or better yet, get an OS with a proper shell."

    --
    illegitimii non ingravare
  55. Microsoft's response will be... by Rick+Zeman · · Score: 1
    ...solely to call InfoWorld and http-equiv "irresponsible" to publish that info. There won't be any technical rebuttal at all, I predict, since this is so cut and dried.

    Infoworld should have posted a link to mozilla.org.

  56. M$ won't change but the people will by tratson · · Score: 1

    I find it humorous that so many people get into a flame-off over something so basic as a browser. There is only one thing that M$ cares about and that is $$ - Quit buying crap software and the people making it will either change or become executivis obsoletus. Mozilla makes IE look like the second rate crap it really is...

  57. No it isn't - Thursday here! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You Americans are always behind the times ...

  58. Why bother? by zcat_NZ · · Score: 1

    Sure, you might be able to trick someone into clicking on a PDF where they wouldn't trust an exe, but if the page is convincing enough you can probably get the user to just run the exe directly anyhow.

    If you're using Internet Explorer, you should definately upgrade as soon as possible!

    --
    455fe10422ca29c4933f95052b792ab2
  59. There are bigger holes in IE than this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    1. Re:There are bigger holes in IE than this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just gotta wonder what 'IE' in your subject stands for...

  60. What is the point? by m0rph3us0 · · Score: 0, Informative

    You've always been able to do this in Windows, if you change the extension of the file it changes how windows treats it.

    Since windows doesnt change the extension from what it thinks it is the problem is moot. Ie. if I convince windows that an executable is an HTML document and it saves it as an HTML document and subsequently opens it with an HTML viewer then there is no problem. If it saves it with .exe and then executes it later there could be a problem.

    Windows doesn't use magic bytes to choose file type it uses file extension. Thus as long as Windows saves the file with the extension it thinks it is and continues to operate in such a fashion everything is fine. All that happens is when you double click the executable it opens it with a PDF viewer. BIG DEAL.

    1. Re:What is the point? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RTFA Against /. tradition, but well, it explains where you are wrong...

    2. Re:What is the point? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod this up, the grandparent is clueless

  61. Not that simple by blorg · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I use Opera myself and absolutely detest IE, but that doesn't help with the fact that IE is embedded in both the OS and very many other products - Outlook is an obvious example, but there are countless others, such as Winamp's minibrowser. It's very easy for developers to embed IE (e.g. the MSHTML control) in a product.

    Mozdev has some tips about completely disabling IE, even in other applications.

    1. Re:Not that simple by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      As you imply, it's not really IE that's embeddable, but IE's rendering engine, the MSHTML control. In that respect, it's really no different to gecko or KHTML.

      The differences are that while Linux (of course) has a number of competing HTML rendering engines, Windows comes with one as standard, and you can't just swap in another one (as far as I know). That makes bugs and potential exploits more serious.

      Kind of off topic, but I remember a few years ago using SQL Server's Enterprise Manager tool, and being prompted if I would accept a cookie. I realised that it was using IE/IE's rendering engine to render one of the displays (I forget which one, or which version it was; perhaps 7). MSHTML is used in all sorts of places that you wouldn't necessarily expect it to be.

    2. Re:Not that simple by Zaiff+Urgulbunger · · Score: 1

      Am I right in thinking there's a Gecko ActiveX component? It would seem a more sensible thing to use!

    3. Re:Not that simple by Kris_J · · Score: 1

      If you've got users that won't move off Outlook, try installing MailScanner on your email server and switching on the function that converts all HTML emails to text. I know I'm sorely tempted. I wonder if I could set it up to just do that to the ones sent to me?

    4. Re:Not that simple by kavin · · Score: 1

      Mozdev has some tips about completely disabling IE, even in other applications.

      So you want to remove IE because it's full of known security holes... how are you going to stay patched with IE removed? (Windows Update requires IE.)

      Back to manual patching? Enjoy.

      - p

    5. Re:Not that simple by mnewton32 · · Score: 1

      Adam Lock has been working on one for quite some time now, info is at his site.

      It's just a matter of getting companies to use it. The problem is the huge download needed for all the backend stuff. Which is of course already bloating up Windows whether you use it or not.

    6. Re:Not that simple by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      Anybody have any success with the Mozilla ActiveX Control? (Check the bottom of the linked page for a patcher tool intended to replace instances of the IE control with instances of the Mozilla control.)

      --
      Il n'y a pas de Planet B.
  62. This news is bullshit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Excellent - I was trying to find out if Linux browsers are vulnerable too. He he he stupid Microsoft haters...

    BTW, this news is total bullshit - my IE isn't vulnerable - I opened the link in a new window
    C:\Documents and Settings\Administrator\Local Settings\Temp\ie.{3050f4d8-98B5-11CF-BB82-00AA00BD CE0B}Secunia_Internet_Explorer%2Epdf.htm

    I run Win2KPro+IE latest

    1. Re:This news is bullshit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You just loaded and executed an html page in the local security context thereby bypassing the sandbox. Had this been a malicious payload, including javascript and activex controls with access to your file system, you would have been hosed.

  63. man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    2 where 1 is the uri and 2 is the text you want displayed.

    learn it, love it.

  64. where's the damage? by vladkrupin · · Score: 1

    I must be missing something really obvious - what' the problem with this 'vulnerability'? It's all about faking an extension and making the browser execute it instead of the desired app (e.g. acrobat), isn't it? What do you expect your browser to do when you send it a mime header text/html? It can be called .pdf, .txt, .whatever-you-like, but if the mime type is text/html, I'd expect the browser to do its best in running it. I'd say that is expected behaviour.

    If you do the same thing in, say, mozilla, you can get the same result - the .pdf extension and a file download dialog. The only good thing is it'll also inform you about what MIME type the file claims to be (which IE doesn't do), but then how many people even know what a MIME type is?

    --

    Jobs? Which jobs?
    1. Re:where's the damage? by thelasttemptation · · Score: 1

      actually, iirc, the problem is more that you can set it to say your downloading a pdf and auctually download a exe and it runs when it trys to open the pdf...

    2. Re:where's the damage? by NickFitz · · Score: 3, Informative
      What do you expect your browser to do when you send it a mime header text/html? It can be called .pdf, .txt, .whatever-you-like, but if the mime type is text/html, I'd expect the browser to do its best in running it

      That is not the nature of the vulnerability. IE displays a dialog saying "You are downloading the file:" followed by the filename. That is where the spoofed filename is displayed. The danger is that, if you are expecting, for example, a PDF which you won't want to keep, you will just click "Open", expecting it to start Acrobat Reader. However, once the file is downloaded, its real filename is that of an executable, which runs merrily away, doing whatever it wishes.

      It's got nothing to do with mime types.

      --
      Using HTML in email is like putting sound effects on your phone calls. Just say <strong>no</strong>.
    3. Re:where's the damage? by canajin56 · · Score: 2, Informative

      The problem is that IE uses both the extention AND the mime type. It decides what to do when you click on it by looking at the MIME type. But it decides how to OPEN it by looking at the extention. So it sees "virus.exe" with a MIME type of text/html, and knows that it is supposed to automatically open html files when they are clicked on, so it downloads it. Once it downloads, it tries to open the file The routines for opening files are the same as the ones in Windows Explorer, so it sees ".exe" and executes it. The user is never prompted because IE is never setup to prompt every time you visit a new page, and Windows Explorer isn't set to prompt every time you tell it to run a program.

      --
      ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI
    4. Re:where's the damage? by Cramer · · Score: 1

      Obviously, no one has bothered to read the ****ing notice. This hasn't got a damn thing to do with file extensions and mime types. If the URL has a CLSID, that dictates what application receives the file. The file's extension is only there so the stupid stinking human thinks the file is "a pdf" or whatever. The mime type might even say it's a pdf. But the CLSID controls what actually opens it.

      In their example, IE doesn't display a file type. It's just blank. But the filename ends with '.pdf' ({3050f4d8-98B5-11CF-BB82-00AA00BDCE0B}Secunia_Int ernet_Explorer.pdf). Just be sure to make the filename long enough to hide the CLSID.

    5. Re:where's the damage? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      I tried the spoof test with IE 5.00.2314.1003 (unpatched; also the only IE version I consider halfway housebroken and fit to let outdoors). It coughed up a dialog box that defaulted to "save to disk". So I did, and it saved a zero-byte file named ie[1].{3050f4d8-98B5-11CF-BB82-00AA00BDCE0B}Secuni a_Internet_Explorer.pdf

      --
      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
  65. Redundant headline by DocSnyder · · Score: 5, Funny
    "Another Serious MSIE Hole" could be shortened a bit:

    • Another - unnecessary.
    • Serious - less serious holes don't get any attention.

    What's left: "MSIE Hole".

    • Hole - what else?

    Still left: "MSIE"

    As most serious security problems affect MSIE, it can be omitted as well. The least redundant informative headline would be:

    • ""
    1. Re:Redundant headline by rokzy · · Score: 3, Funny

      "" could also stand for "SCO lies" or "RIAA acts like a dick", so I think "IE" would be best.

    2. Re:Redundant headline by pjrc · · Score: 1
      When I submitted this story a couple hours ago, I gave it the title "Yet another serious MSIE Hole". Timothy chopped off the redundant "Yet", so what you see on the slashdot front page is already one itteration of redundant word chopping.

      I actually discovered the Infoworld article mentioned in a comment over at groklaw... to give some credit where credit is due.

    3. Re:Redundant headline by (mandos) · · Score: 1

      so I think "IE" would be best

      This being the internet and all, I'm sure the Irish would object.

    4. Re:Redundant headline by the+endless · · Score: 1

      I can just imagine the Slashdot front page....

      • IE
      • SCO Update: Yes, it's a dupe
      • RIAA
      • SCO
      • RIAA
      • IE
      • SCO
  66. Those In The Dark by Eberlin · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Ok, I've been following this stuff for years now. For years I've asked "what will it take for people to switch?" I thought maybe the next big MS bug. Then I got sick of waiting and went straight into frustration.

    Why do people stay with MS software? Users have been lied to, let down, pushed around (licensing tactics), and even left hanging -- their systems wide open as vulns remain unpatched. If this were a social relationship, people would call it abusive and advice you to get the heck out of it faster than not!

    I keep hearing "this year will be the year MS goes down" over and over again, year after year. I'm frustrated and I believe so are a lot of other people. They are neither improving nor are they visibly dying...and I'd like to know why people are still so tolerant of them even after all they've done.

    1. Re:Those In The Dark by GreyPoopon · · Score: 1
      Why do people stay with MS software?

      How many people have you helped to switch? Seriously. The vast majority of home users become frightened about running anything that didn't come with their computer. However, I've found that if you take the time to set up alternatives for them, they use them without problem. I make sure all of my friends and relatives have Mozilla installed as their default browser. I then show them how to copy and paste the URL into an Internet Explorer session for the very rare times when a site they are trying to browse only works with IE.

      If you want to see people move away from MS software, you will have to hold their hand.

      --

      GreyPoopon
      --
      Why is it I can write insightful comments but can't come up with a clever signature?

    2. Re:Those In The Dark by HangingChad · · Score: 1
      They are neither improving nor are they visibly dying...

      Patience. MS didn't get here overnight and they're not going away overnight. Think about the amount of institutional inertia to overcome just getting one customer switched over. Now multiply that by 95% of the desktops out there.

      Change will happen-- is happening. Very deep and profound changes. Trying to stop Linux at this point is like trying to stop the tides. But even if the entire world committed to wholesale transition tomorrow it would still take years.

      This probably isn't the year MS goes down, but they're definitely taking on more water than the pumps can handle. They'll go down, but over a span of years not in a year. It'll be more like peeling an onion, they'll die in layers. Little bits at a time.

      I'm actually planning to enjoy watching it happen. Just because it's slow doesn't mean it won't be interesting.

      --
      That's our life, the big wheel of shit. - The Fat Man, Blue Tango Salvage
  67. Not true by b00m3rang · · Score: 1

    Mozilla Firebird reports the download as an .html document.

  68. Thy name is cheese by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In light of the most recent security exploits found in Microsoft's Internet Explorer application, the company has announced that the next release shall be code-named "Swiss Cheese". "This will ensure that users of our software are not confused on the level of excellence, or lack thereof, that we put into each and every program we make" noted one previous employee. Other names that were voted down for the next release included Purposely Obnoxious Software (POS) and AOL 9.0.

  69. stupid slashcode by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    2 where 1 is the url and 2 is the text you want displayed.

    there.

  70. Re:I'm shocked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm shocked (Score:-1, Redundant)

    When being shocked is considered to be just plain redundant, I think it's time Microsoft does something.

  71. Wrong issue by rewt66 · · Score: 2, Informative
    Hint: Read the article before posting. (I know, this is Slashdot - what was I thinking?)

    Anyway, you're talking about the virus. The article is talking about downloads from web sites, where you can't tell what type of file you're downloading - you think you're getting a .pdf, and you're really getting an executable. And you gave it permission to download, because you knew that the file was of a safe type! The type you approved was safe, it just wasn't the type of the real file.

    Combined with another (not yet fixed) bug that lets web sites spoof which domain they are in, and you have all kinds of fun - downloading a trojan when you think you're downloading a .pdf or even .txt from a trusted site...

    But you really can't blame stupid users for this one. If the browser lies to you about what site you're really visiting, and lies about what type of file you're downloading, there's no $&%^$^%$ way that it's the user's fault. The blame lies exactly with Microsoft.

    1. Re:Wrong issue by GuyinVA · · Score: 1

      What was I thinking... I must be a couple of exploits/viruses behind. I think I'll go get another cup of coffee before I continue.

  72. Press Release by reuben04 · · Score: 1

    I wonder if Microsofts press release will contain something to the effect of "The most effective step that you can take to prevent yourself from malicious files is not to download them" as they did with the URL vulnerability a couple of months ago. In that vulnerability they realeased a statement saying: "The most effective step that you can take to help protect yourself from malicious hyperlinks is not to click them" Taken from The Register article: No relief from Microsoft phishing bug

  73. Sanctions Against MS by MajorDick · · Score: 1

    There should be some sanctions agaist MS for this blatant stupidiy, I mean a BUG is one thing, it happens.

    BUT not to FIX a bug thats been out for almost 2 months.

  74. If you click 'save' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    in the file download dialog, the true file type (HTML) is displayed.

  75. is true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it is true - in IE, if you click the 'save' button, it'll show you its a HTML document.

    The problem is that the standard dialog with the 'open' button doesn't explicitly say that the file is html - it only looks like pdf, the behaviour of the browser is still to perform the mime type in executing the link (that you ran when you clicked 'open').

  76. Another? by djupedal · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Infoworld claims the result could be 'devastating'"

    I claim the result of MS on the world to be 'devastating'.

    There. The 'cut-to-the-chase' summation of where this thread should eventually go.

    How many times to do we have to be reminded of the vulgarity that has seeped out of Redmund since the beginning?

    hi/HELLO/Error/Status/The message cannot be represented in 7-bit ASCII encoding and has been sent as a binary attachment.

  77. +ELEVENTY FAZILLION, INSIGHTFUL!!!!!one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Make this guy an editor!

    Linux is teh fuxin roxor on my boxor!

    whore.

  78. It's time for Mozilla by Vanayr · · Score: 1

    www.mozilla.org The bugfix of choice for me.

  79. If you aren't by Apreche · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is just another opportunity to check and make sure. If you are still using IE, switch to Firebird. Now. If you don't see the obvious benefit, something is wrong with you. If anyone who still insists on using IE reads this post, please tell me why you wont switch. I really want to see what people are thinking who are still using IE. There is really no excuse anymore in my eyes.

    Really, I'm genuinely interested in reasons IE users are still using IE. I just can't comprehend what you're thinking.

    --
    The GeekNights podcast is going strong. Listen!
    1. Re:If you aren't by DukeyToo · · Score: 1

      Speaking for my wife, she is really happy with the combo of IE and Google toolbar. She fills out a bunch of forms, and enjoys the popup blocker. 3000 popups blocked and counting :-O

      I do not know of any Mozilla addins that are as nice as the Google one.

      I tried to get her to switch a while ago, but she resisted because
      * some pages did not render as expected (built for IE)
      * Firebird is slower to start up than IE

      --
      Most writers regard truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are most economical in its use - Mark Twain
    2. Re:If you aren't by BigFire · · Score: 2, Informative

      Google Tool Bar? You oboviously aren't aware of the Firebird Google Bar Extension.

    3. Re:If you aren't by tarsi210 · · Score: 1

      I still use IE at work because on the old machines we use for Internet browsing (PHB is paranoid, won't let Internet at your desktop) are like 233's and such...anything besides IE takes too long to load and too much overhead to make it work a dingo's kidney.

      At home, of course, I'm Konqueror. :) I've tried Firebird before but it was bloody unstable at the time...maybe I'll give it another shot and see.

    4. Re:If you aren't by tuxedobob · · Score: 1

      Isn't the toolbar basically functionality built in to most other browsers? Like, say, Safari?

    5. Re:If you aren't by DukeyToo · · Score: 1

      Tx!

      --
      Most writers regard truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are most economical in its use - Mark Twain
    6. Re:If you aren't by guck · · Score: 1

      Sadly, a number of web apps I am forced to use in my work require IE to function. And I'm not talking about 'require the user agent to say IE' I mean actual functionality through (I believe) vbscript and (shudder) activex components.

      Of course, I do use firebird ALL THE REST OF THE TIME.

      G

  80. Suggestions? by EvilOpie · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I know this isn't an ask slashdot topic, but does anyone have any tips for how to get people to switch from IE to Mozilla/Firebird? I just don't understand why I can't get people to change, and Lord knows I've tried.

    I don't understand it, I really don't. I've seen people complain about viruses, bugs, pop-ups, and ads, and yet when I suggest that they go with Mozilla, they don't want to switch. Why? "Because IE's there." Or "because Mozilla takes too long to load." "Using quickstart isn't worth it because IE starts when the system does, so why run two browsers at the same time?" But yet they'll complain about a 5 second load time for Mozilla, when they'll spend more time than that closing pop-ups and resetting their homepage from where someplace changed it. I've even come across the situations where people won't switch because Mozilla had a different print screen (even though I used an IE skin so the rest looked the same), and one didn't want to use it because when you opened a "new" window, you didn't get the old window in it. Even after I showed them the clone window extension (which is pretty close to the same functionality), he didn't switch. It's just frustrating.

    It's sad, Microsoft has people so brainwashed that they'll complain until they're blue in the face that IE sucks, and yet they won't switch unless you put a gun to their head. So does anyone have any suggestions for just how to make them switch? (without actually putting a gun to their head)

    --
    -Through the server, over the router, off the firewall... Nothing but 'Net!
    1. Re:Suggestions? by Baron_Yam · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Convince the IT manager to let you demo Mozilla for them. Use the Windows skin, and whatever plugins you wish to make it as IE-like as possible.

      Assuming you convince the manager, continue on with testing Mozilla for compatibility with every critical bit of software the company needs.

      If that works, take the results of your exhaustive tests, add in a report on what problems you're solving by abandoning IE, and get the IT manager to sell it to the Director.

      Now, once the Director makes it policy, you can force the rollout on the users.

      This doesn't work with friends and family, of course, but I am involved in this very process right now at a client site where they are getting quite fed up with security advisories, but aren't ready to move from the Windows OS yet. If I win with Mozilla, I'm trying OpenOffice next.

    2. Re:Suggestions? by openSoar · · Score: 1

      one of the reasons i continue to use ie at home are the 3rd party toolbars that i've grown accustomed to and now would find it annoying to do without.

      for instance, yahoo companion makes it easy to search, easy to access different parts of yahoo and most importantly for me, allows me easy access to an online list of bookmarks that follow me wherever i go.

      i use netbsd at work and other than some minor gripes - load time ;-) and poor text rendering, i've grown to quite like firebird - especially tabs - an element sorely missing from regular ie.

    3. Re:Suggestions? by slimme · · Score: 1

      Why do you want people to switch.

      If people want to complain, let them. They probably like to complain (some people do enjoy to complain). Don't frustrate yourself helping people who don't want help. You might endanger their well being.

    4. Re:Suggestions? by EvilOpie · · Score: 1

      ahh, but then I have to listen to them complain about IE. I guess I can't win. They complain about how IE sucks, and then complain again when I suggest that they change it.

      --
      -Through the server, over the router, off the firewall... Nothing but 'Net!
    5. Re:Suggestions? by Cederic · · Score: 1


      Meanwhile, the IT Director points out that there are currently 47 web based applications deployed in the organisation that were written to run in the corporate default browser, IE 5.5, and since most/all of them use Javascript or DHTML, they'd all need rewriting and retesting for Mozilla.

      Faced with the millions of dollars that would costthe IT Director suggests you find another job.

      ~Cederic

    6. Re:Suggestions? by Baron_Yam · · Score: 1

      Cedric... did you happen to read the bit in my post about testing first, or were you too busy looking to point out my mistake to notice that I hadn't made one?

    7. Re:Suggestions? by Cederic · · Score: 1


      I did spot your caveat regarding testing. Test all you fucking like, it's still going to cost several million for my company to switch away from IE, and the IT director/the board/the shareholders are never going to agree to that level of expenditure for minimal perceived benefit.

      Incidentally, there are two Es in my name.

      ~Cederic

  81. I remember when Bill said something else by mrvis · · Score: 2, Funny

    Bill said that Windows 98 was over 15% faster. He was about to say it had better access to the internet when he got shot in the head.

    Man, shouldn't that South Park general be the Slashdot mascot?

  82. One person's fix for this exploit. by teledyne · · Score: 2, Funny

    To remove this IE exploit, download this TXT or PDF. Um, it contains the instructions to remove it. Yeah...

  83. Opera is not affected by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I tried the demo in Opera 7.23.
    Glad to see that nothing happened when I ran the demo... :-)

    SO, don't use IE nor Mozilla but switch to Opera (www.opera.com)

  84. WOAH!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your nick's my root password. At least it was until a second ago - I've changed to something properly random now.

    Was I stupid to use that? Is it commonly known for some reason? Does anyone besides me know what it stands for? Is that phrase used anywhere except a Radiohead song? So many questions...

  85. stupidity isn't alone, though by rbird76 · · Score: 1

    after all, MS security holes can safely be called the bas%^&d spawn of stupidity and monopoly. Stupidity might have been culled from the gene pool much more quickly - monopoly helps to assure us that their stupidity won't go away no matter how hard we try.

    Considering how many spawn there are, I'd have to say that MS is going for Wilt Chamberlain's record of achievement in procreation (or attempts thereof).

    1. Re:stupidity isn't alone, though by sparkz · · Score: 1

      In summary:
      Rock beats scissors, scissors beat paper, paper beats rock, and monopoly beats darwinism :-)

      --
      Author, Shell Scripting : Expert Re
  86. Thank You Microsoft! by Luscious868 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Thank you so much for the wonderful idea of fully integrating your web browser into your very secure and stable operating system! Windows XP is simply a joy to work on. I absolutely love it when I'm browsing the web and Internet Explorer crashes, which causes all open windows, including those that have nothing to do with your wonderful little browser, to close as well. What a well thought out idea it was to integrate the browser into the operating system!

  87. Use Firebird by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Firebird 0.7 is great.

  88. So, is this really unfixable? by ru-486 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Quote from the article:

    "The possibilities are endless, and since both spoof issues appear to be unfixable, it must surely place a big question mark over Explorer's viability as a browser."

    They claim that this bug appears to be unfixable while not really providing evidence to support the claim other than implying that if it was indeed fixable Microsoft would have fixed it already.

    Is this just FUD?
    For the love of god I'm sick of patching. Thankfully we are using Microsoft Software Update Services which I highly recommend for automating your MS patching needs. (Hey it's free and works)

    1. Re:So, is this really unfixable? by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      ...both spoof issues appear to be unfixable...

      Is this just FUD?


      Of course it is.

      It may require IE's entire URL-parsing module to be rewritten from scratch. Fixing particularly pervasive flaws may require rewriting an ENTIRE codebase from scratch (not that I think IE is THAT poorly designed).

      But there's not a piece of software in the world that cannot be fixed when a bug is found, given sufficient time, resources, and expertise.

    2. Re:So, is this really unfixable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But there's not a piece of software in the world that cannot be fixed when a bug is found, given sufficient time, resources, and expertise.

      Yes, well, there is no thing impossible in this universe given sufficient time, resources and expertise.

      Such pronouncements quickly become meaningless at any reasonable, human scale.

      The author clearly meant that the problems were unfixable given the business considerations present in fixing them. Microsoft has rarely, if ever, made a decision on technical -- even compellingly technical -- grounds.

    3. Re:So, is this really unfixable? by Bas_Wijnen · · Score: 1

      Yes, this is indeed FUD. As you can read here, the bug is fixable, even without access to the source code. The fix in this case wasn't really a nice one, but if a malicious fix can be written, then it is very likely that a good one can be written as well.

      I wonder why nobody fixes the problems in the patch... The patch was open source, wasn't it? Not that I really care, I don't use Windows :-)

  89. Integrating everything into the OS is bad by scruffy · · Score: 1

    This is just another reason why integrating lots of high-level applications into a OS-Application hybrid is a bad idea. Every application you integrate becomes another source of security flaws.

    1. Re:Integrating everything into the OS is bad by debian4life · · Score: 1

      Amen. And I don't want to hear another word out of MS's mouth about their server security until they quit putting IE and Outlook Express in a default server install. "But you need IE to run Windows Update" OK then, change Windows Update. And oh yeah. Opening up 5 to 10 ports by default is also not "more secure"

  90. Why does everyone always disparage ... by Snork+Asaurus · · Score: 2, Funny
    mime types?

    They can be quite good - especially when they pretend to be in a glass cage.

    --
    Sigs are bad for your health.
    1. Re:Why does everyone always disparage ... by El · · Score: 1

      Remember -- a mime is a terrible thing to waste!

      --

      "Freedom means freedom for everybody" -- Dick Cheney

  91. firebird... by Sebastopol · · Score: 1

    i love when i try out an MSIE security hole on firebird and it fails... heh heh heh...

    --
    https://www.accountkiller.com/removal-requested
  92. Plugin? by Theatetus · · Score: 1
    The problem is that the standard dialog with the 'open' button doesn't explicitly say that the file is html - it only looks like pdf, the behaviour of the browser is still to perform the mime type in executing the link

    Except that if you have the Acrobat plug-in, the "Open" dialogue warns you that it's not really a PDF, since the plug-in would open a PDF for you.

    --
    All's true that is mistrusted
  93. MSFT has announced they are going to fix it... by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1

    834489 of 12,645,231 Microsoft plans to release a software update that removes support for handling user names and passwords in HTTP and HTTP with Secure Sockets Layer (SSL) or HTTPS URLs in Microsoft Internet Explorer. The following URL syntax is no longer supported in Internet Explorer or Windows Explorer after you install this software update: http(s)://username:password@server/resource.ext

    --
    This issue is a bit more complicated than you think.
    1. Re:MSFT has announced they are going to fix it... by spitzak · · Score: 1

      Thats a different bug than the this one, stupid.

    2. Re:MSFT has announced they are going to fix it... by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1
      I was wrong, I meant to say they have announced a "fix" for the first hole... (by simply breaking other stuff).

      Thank you for your polite correction.

      --
      This issue is a bit more complicated than you think.
  94. You can buy REAL turds by core+plexus · · Score: 1
    "since turds are not purchaseable goods"

    You can buy real turds. At least Moose Nuggets from here. "The droppings of the moose are turned into many craft items for sale as novelty gifts. The dried pellet is shellacked before it is utilized. Most gift shops in Alaska carry at least a few items made from moose droppings. It may seem disgusting, but many of these products are bought by visitors to Alaska and are kept as mementos or given away as gag gifts."

    President Bush to Liberate Alaska!

  95. Reminds me of the old joke by mcc · · Score: 3, Funny

    Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

    A: They don't, they just redefine darkness as the new standard.

    1. Re:Reminds me of the old joke by ashoooo · · Score: 1

      Another thread to prove how much Linux users are eager to jump on the MS bashing bandwagon.

    2. Re:Reminds me of the old joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Another thread to prove how much Linux users are eager to jump on the MS bashing bandwagon.

      Pretty stupid comment to make in a thread about how Microsoft is advising their users not to click on the weblinks presented to them by their web browser, but instead type them in by hand or copy/paste/edit.

      If this isn't "redefining a standard to darkness" I don't know what is..

    3. Re:Reminds me of the old joke by Stuart99 · · Score: 1

      I always thought there was something of the knight about them...

  96. What caught my eye by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 1

    >Guninski informed Microsoft in April 2001.

    I was just studying industrial safety engineering to see if had lessons applicable to computer security. It does.

    One lesson is that you need to have a well-oiled process for collecting problem reports and fixing them. Every disaster that's been studied carefully came with warnings beforehand.

    Microsoft does take bug reports and does fix vulnerabilities, but they should figure out why this report fell between the cracks and make sure it doesn't happen again.

    Another lesson is to switch management focus from "who's to blame?" to "who can prevent this?". In a moral sense, Microsoft is right to blame the malware writers. In a practical sense, Microsoft is well placed to make life less easy for phishers, worm authors and similar scum.

  97. is this the only advice? by strongface · · Score: 0
    the article says "The advice is to avoid this latest hole is always save files to a folder and then look at them. On your hard drive, the file's true nature is revealed. But this advice is nearly as practical as Microsoft telling users not to click on links to avoid being caught out by the previous spoof problem."

    I know that some of my clients, who are larger organizations with an IT Admin Staff, prevent employees from saving files to their computer from the internet. However, you can open the file from location and view it.

    If this did become a major problem and users started accessing infected files like crazy, organizations, such as the ones I mentioned, would be subject to a launch of the virus/worm immediately.

  98. New Acronym: "A.S.S. Hole" by tds67 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Another Silly Software Hole.

    1. Re:New Acronym: "A.S.S. Hole" by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 1

      Another Silly Software Hole.
      Damn, and I had mod points, but I already posted...

    2. Re:New Acronym: "A.S.S. Hole" by tds67 · · Score: 1
      Another Silly Software Hole.

      On second thought: "Another Serious Software Hole".

    3. Re:New Acronym: "A.S.S. Hole" by tds67 · · Score: 1

      "Another Stupid Software Hole"?

    4. Re:New Acronym: "A.S.S. Hole" by tds67 · · Score: 2, Funny
      Another Silly Software Hole.

      A program's "A.S.S. Hole" can be defined as "a point of entry not intended for exploitation", so in this regard it is similar to the human variety.

    5. Re:New Acronym: "A.S.S. Hole" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I thought that this was the only asshole around here.

    6. Re:New Acronym: "A.S.S. Hole" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i take it you are not in favor of gay marriage ;)

  99. They missed one important piece of advice.. by Jerdie · · Score: 1

    "The advice is to avoid this latest hole is always save files to a folder and then look at them. On your hard drive, the file's true nature is revealed. But this advice is nearly as practical as Microsoft telling users not to click on links to avoid being caught out by the previous spoof problem."
    Or you could use another browser...

    --
    Programming is simply the application of logic to creativity
  100. Spoof bug fixed in SP2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The URL spoofing bug is fixed in XP SP2 FWIW. Not that that helps much right now.

  101. Re:very simple fix... that doesn't work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gee, here I am testing out Mozilla and what do you know it pops up the *SAME* thing as IE. This is not another *IE* bug. It's a Windows Explorer bug, so you should have said: "Don't use Windows!".

  102. It's even worse by zzxc · · Score: 2, Informative

    It's even worse. The filename doesn't have to be in the hyperlink - it can also be in the headers. So, the url could be http://someuniversity.edu/~somestudent/exam_answer s.txt

    The header could then have "Content-Disposition: attachment; filename=Exam_Answers.txt{INSERT_executable_file_C LSID}"

    The CLSIDs are under "HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT.MIME.Database.Content Type"

    The example above would secretly have the file type of your choice but would be known as Exam_Answers.txt. You won't see the CLSID unless you look at it from the command prompt. If you click on it, it executes whatever file type you wanted.

    You can't use a machine code executable file (.exe) directly, however, because it doesn't have a content-type/CLSID pair in windows. (well, it does, but there isn't one just for .exe files... even MS wouldn't be *this* stupid. For all intents and purposes it doesn't.)

  103. WINDOWS SUCKS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  104. Works on Firebird by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

    I did the little spoofing test with Firebird. It has a PDF, but instead of a .pdf, it's %2E.pdf. Anyway, when I go to open it. It says it wants to open with Links, instead of xpdf, like pdf's usually do. Don't know what links does with it, as I don't actually get to see what it does.

    --

    Anthropic principle: We see the universe the way it is because if it were different we would not be here to see it.
  105. Mozilla anyone? by Supp0rtLinux · · Score: 1

    This is exactly the reason why I use Mozilla. Granted, Mozilla can have bugs too, but at least they patch them right away. They don't find out about them in December and still not have patches as of almost February as Microsoft does.

    Just wait til someone deviant mixes the ideas here with a nice new IE exploit. It probably won't be all that long before a virus really does cripple the internet.

  106. A day in the life by iminplaya · · Score: 2, Funny

    So, does Sir William know how many holes it takes to fill IE? -2 Stupid

    --
    What?
  107. window.status? by MoFoQ · · Score: 1

    isn't that also window.status used by many p0rn sites to hide the true url?

    well...it doesn't matter....IE IS the security hole anyways; it's nothing new.

  108. Too many sheep not enough shepards... by wobedraggled · · Score: 1

    There for things will never change, people will not switch. I show poeple how Mozilla is vastly better, and only handful are interested. The rest are content on putting up with IE and it's millions of issues, then bitch when thier machine is riddled with spyware. Boggles the mind I tell ya.

    --
    Ubuntu- Linux for human beings.
  109. ye olde catch 22 by ooby · · Score: 2, Funny

    While browsing the network at college, I discovered a folder with r/w permissions. So I placed in the folder a little "do not run this.exe" that made some autoexec.bat changes, and poorly so. It included recovery instructions and backed up the file.

    A few months later, my friend has trouble starting his computer. Guess who had to fix it...

  110. Meanwhile... by sirgoran · · Score: 1

    In the program security department of a Redmond based company, a team of developers are all sitting at their desks with their hands over their ears going "La La La La I Can't Hear You! La La La!"

    Different day, same piss poor products.

    -Goran

    --
    Carpe Scrotum - The only way to deal with your competition.
  111. Stunning... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From that page:

    the file will be executed as an HTML executable

    So HTML is executable under MS-Windows??!?!

    Well, this certainly explains a lot.

  112. Microsoft patent 1091099301092.. by msimm · · Score: 1

    "Non clickable hyperlinks"

    Sometimes big businesses manage to go so far forward they actually break the space-time continuum and move backwards!

    WOW! ;-)

    --
    Quack, quack.
  113. Re:Here it comes... by AbbyNormal · · Score: 2, Funny

    "..did you actually read the article??".

    If he did, it wouldn't be Slashdot.

    --
    Sig it.
  114. Ghandi in reverse? by DahGhostfacedFiddlah · · Score: 2, Funny

    More and more I'm seeing comments that would have been modded Flamebait a few months ago getting +1 Funny ratings. Maybe it's Ghandi's old mantra in reverse?

    First we fight them,
    Then we laugh at them,
    Then we ignore them,
    Then they're gone.

  115. Re:Here it comes... by the_mad_poster · · Score: 1

    If you weren't such a dumbass you'd patch sendmail permanently with, oh, I dunno - qmail. I don't know what you're talking about with SSH. It's certainly had problems, but it's far from comparing to Microsoft's issues. Maybe you should have said, perhaps, BIND. Again, if you're such a dumbass that you're running BIND: patch it permanently with djbdns and stop whining.

    Noticing a pattern here? On Microsoft systems, it's Microsoft's fault that your system is in a constant crippled state due to bugs and/or security holes. On a UNIX/Linux/BSD system, it's your own damn fault if the thing's fucked up - especially with the last two.

    --
    Alito: A vote for Alito is a punch in the eye to put that bitch back in her place!
  116. Interesting LinuxWorld quote... by IANAAC · · Score: 2, Insightful
    that I've adopted:

    "A web app that requires a single brand of browser is not a web app... it's a client/server app".

    1. Re:Interesting LinuxWorld quote... by vladkrupin · · Score: 1

      that I've adopted:

      "A web app that requires a single brand of browser is not a web app... it's a client/server app".
      ... and that's what I have adopted:

      "An employer willing to pay you to develop an app that runs in a particular brand of browser is still an employer." And, in case that wasn't enough, I'd add "The cash that the aforementioned employer is willing to pay you is still cash". So forget about that 'any HTML should run in any browser' crap. That, or move to a perfect world and tell me where it is :)

      --

      Jobs? Which jobs?
    2. Re:Interesting LinuxWorld quote... by IANAAC · · Score: 2, Insightful

      My point, which you seem to have missed, is that it can be made to work flawlessly in more than one browser. Or are you saying your employer is explicitly saying "Make this not work flawlessly in any other browser"?

    3. Re:Interesting LinuxWorld quote... by vladkrupin · · Score: 1

      No, I think I got that point. What I was referring to is the real-world situation when anything but a trivial HTML file will render very differently in different browsers, when implementations of javascript are so different that you feel like you are dealing with entirely different languages.

      The only way to make sure your webapp works properly in IE is to actually run it in IE, which was the original statement. I don't think anyone can disagree with that. Now, my employer used to pay me to make sure our stuff worked flawlessly in IE, hence I was forced to use it, regardless of my preferences.

      --

      Jobs? Which jobs?
  117. No.. by msimm · · Score: 1

    Remember, IE isn't part of the Windows operating system (its just additional software). Linux isn't required to run Mozilla. Mmmmmmm.

    --
    Quack, quack.
    1. Re:No.. by mikk · · Score: 1

      Not completly true. IE is a large part of Windows. It is quite deeply integrated into the OS actually. If you want to uninstall it you have to do it manually and probably you still miss some parts of it.

  118. So? by andih8u · · Score: 1

    They haven't patched it yet...big freaking deal. None of the people who'd get sucked into this exploit are ever gonna patch their computers anyway. Come on.

    --


    slashdot, news for crazed liberal socialist zealots
    1. Re:So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      actually I think a lot of people would get the patch if they put it on XP's daily patch drip

  119. No, it doesn't by Theatetus · · Score: 1

    I call bullshit. I just tested it on Win32 Mozilla and it tells me the file is an HTML file. IE tells me it's a PDF.

    That was the first time I'd used IE to look at a web page in months and already I'm remembering why I hate it so much...

    --
    All's true that is mistrusted
  120. ummm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you included a hyperlink in your post. Why does no one else seem to see your humor?

  121. Just in time, too! by DaveJay · · Score: 1

    Thanks for the heads-up! I used IE6 to follow the article's link to InfoWorld, then downloaded a pdf of the article so that I could share it with others.

    Uh oh.

  122. Is Britain schizophrenic? by El · · Score: 1

    Giving Bill Gates an honorary knighthood, then immediately deciding Microsoft is a monopoly and should be fined up to $3.2 billion? Which is it: Microsoft good or Microsoft bad?

    --

    "Freedom means freedom for everybody" -- Dick Cheney

  123. Check again please by dmeranda · · Score: 1

    And let's see, security advisories/patches this week:

    sendmail: none
    openssh: none

    Okay, how about the WHOLE YEAR OF 2003:

    sendmail: 3
    openssh: 5

    And most of those were very obscure and not exploitable under default configurations, or for already-obsolete versions which people refuse to upgrade. And patches were available almost immediately.

    Those stats are way better than even the Linux kernel (sorry Linus).

    Now, want to go pick on somebody else? (MS????)

    1. Re:Check again please by sparkz · · Score: 1

      Still, have to admit, Sendmail is a piece of sh*t.
      Swapped it for Exim after 2003's first exploit, and sailed through the other ones with no grief.
      Exim is much easier to configure, too - I run about a dozen domains, many with slightly different configs / requirements.
      Exim handles it gracefully. No hacks required.

      --
      Author, Shell Scripting : Expert Re
  124. Work around for thos of us stuck with M$ IE... by PSaltyDS · · Score: 2, Informative

    I was trying the DEMO PAGE, and noticed a minor work-around. The article says to save the file to disk before believing what it claims to be, which is sound advice, but you don't have to get that far to see something is wrong. As soon as you click on the link a "File Download" dialog is presented asking what to do with it. If you click on Open, based on the fake file extension displayed... your're screwed. If you click on Save, the next dialog box shows the true file type in the "Save as type" box.

    --
    Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced. - Geek's corollary to Clarke's law
  125. Hmmmm by RebelWithoutAClue · · Score: 1
    I tried to check this exploit and guess what. IE wouldnt run. And I didnt notice this until right now :).

    Oh well, time to de-optimize my system a bit and re-enable some of those services I guess ....

    --
    "However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results" - Winston Churchill
  126. Trolling the AC Troll... by the_mad_poster · · Score: 2, Funny

    In some incidences it truly is cheaper to run Windows vs *nix.

    Yea... Windows is like the bubble boy of the computer world - the second it comes in contact with anything outside of a highly protected, closely monitored, totally sterilized area the shit hits the fan.. but as long as it stays in its bubble and no disks, network connections, or phone lines ever touch it... hey - TCO is great.

    ...shut you out of a lot of opportunities in the future.

    You ain't kiddin'! Hell, my company is, at this very minute, looking for some MCSE-holding kissass morons to tell the upper management folks that we need to upgrade to Windows 2003 and XP. I never really understood why we need to hire kissass morons to come to the conclusion the management has already come to.. but I guess that's just because I don't understand the intracacies of management and Windows system admin...

    Maybe you should apply?

    --
    Alito: A vote for Alito is a punch in the eye to put that bitch back in her place!
    1. Re:Trolling the AC Troll... by eyegone · · Score: 2, Funny


      Hell, my company is, at this very minute, looking for some MCSE-holding kissass morons to tell the upper management folks that we need to upgrade to Windows 2003 and XP. I never really understood why we need to hire kissass morons to come to the conclusion the management has already come to.

      Those "kissass morons" are properly referred to as consultants.

      --
      "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
    2. Re:Trolling the AC Troll... by ozbird · · Score: 1

      I never really understood why we need to hire kissass morons to come to the conclusion the management has already come to..

      They're called "scapegoats". When the manure hits the propeller, management can point fingers and deny responsibility for their dumbass ideas.

  127. Oh, it'll all blow over... by ch-chuck · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It always does. We've been thru dozens of these 'devestating' quality issues and the victims just queue up at Local Computer Store to buy another one. That's why they keep legions of hungry microsoftie out there to clean up after the latest worm de jour, meanwhile the gazillionair will be awarded a Nobel Peace prize or something.I mean, cheezus, it's only software - it's not like people are getting killed in poor quality cars or anything. Everybody knows you should backup important data anyway so just chill out and obey old your pc overlords.

    --
    try { do() || do_not(); } catch (JediException err) { yoda(err); }
    1. Re:Oh, it'll all blow over... by phillymjs · · Score: 1

      I mean, cheezus, it's only software - it's not like people are getting killed in poor quality cars or anything.

      No, nothing's happened like that yet. But things are heading that way.

      And shitty software has already killed a few people.

      ~Philly

  128. My advice by skintigh2 · · Score: 1

    My advice is the same it was three years ago: don't use IE. It is an accident that already happened, and will keep happening until it takes your computer down with it. Use a browser that time and again is immune to these sad IE hacks. I use Opera, and I make all my relatives use it.

    IE had it's time, now it is dead. It's the end of an error, I mean era.

  129. Re:very simple fix... that doesn't work by Vlad_the_Inhaler · · Score: 1

    Possibly.

    I just tried it with Mozilla 1.5 under Linux and the file's name is
    ie.{3050f4d8-98B5-11CF-BB82-00AA00BDCE0B}Secunia_I nternet_Explorer%2Epdf which means Windows would probably ask you what application to open it with.

    --
    Mielipiteet omiani - Opinions personal, facts suspect.
  130. Slashdot Update by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With Slashdot, I don't even need Windows Update anymore! I just wait for the next MS patch to show up in the news here and boom! Just like that I am alerted about having to download the next update.

  131. Some major news org needs an article: by darkonc · · Score: 2, Funny
    Microsoft suggests customers stop surfing the net.

    In response to flaws recently exposed in it's software Microsoft has suggested that customers stop using hyperlinks -- the core feature of the World Wide Web. The bugs, which were exposed in the last few weeks, allow scammers on the net to make their website links to look like a legitimate site (e.g. Microsoft, Ebay or Visa), where they can then ask for identifying information, card numbers and passwords, or cause you to launch executable programs that Internet Explorer describes as more innocuous types (e.g. PDFs).

    Rather than immediately releasing a bug fix, Microsoft is now suggesting that users no longer click on web page hyper-links. Their suggested solution is that users manually type in any web address they want to visit in the menu bar.
    .....

    Other web browser providers (e.g. Mozilla) claim that their browsers are not susceptible to these bugs, and claim that users surfing the web with their browsers are not subject to these problems.

    --
    Sometimes boldness is in fashion. Sometimes only the brave will be bold.
  132. Re:Don't forget... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this is quite a simple thing to do.

    especially when dealing with idiots.

    and guess what! it works in mozilla too!

    http://www.happy.com/happy_image.gif

    ta-daaa

  133. Its a FUD tacktic by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

    Ofcourse the only way to fix things like this is too move to a locked down TCPA/DRM platform. Call this a troll, but thats exactly what Microsoft is trying to pull here "oh know those evil spammers, everyone lock up your childeren, the end of the world is here, unless! we could just use our little TCPA thing we have going here - it will solve all our^H^H^Hyour problems."

    Which is similar to whats going on with terrorism - its hyped and FUD is spread about how America is under attack, that way people are more willing to accept patriot acts. Out-side America no-one gives a shit, and theres no "alert level red" flashing on the tv news channels all day.

    --
    This comment does not represent the views or opinions of the user.
  134. Factory Browser by Cytlid · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Isn't a browser that comes with the computer, or comes with the operating system kinda like a radio that comes "stock" with a car? And we know what sort of quality those are...

    --
    FLR
    1. Re:Factory Browser by contrasutra · · Score: 1

      Well, Mozilla comes stock in my linux distribution.

      Remember, Linux/OSS is getting the "everything out of the box" idea RIGHT.

  135. Original post by http-equiv to NT-BugTraq by Helevius · · Score: 2, Informative
    The original post by http-equiv is found on NT-BugTraq.

    Helevius

  136. one word about patches... by vladkrupin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    We want to get patch deployment down from days or weeks to hours."

    Of course that'll solve all the problems! We patch a hole 1 hour after it's discovered (not like that ever happened) and then it takes three months (also overly optimistic estimate) for the average user to actually download a patch with the next service pack, if ever. The result? The end user is just as vulnerable as he has ever been. But we can now blame the end user for not patching their system in time, because the patch was available early on. The bottom line? The user feels like M$ software is as insecure as it's ever been, and rightfully so.

    You can say whatever you want about the advantage of releasing patches fast. It's great to release them fast. In fact, a lot of open source developers take pride in being able to do just that, and this is something worthy of admiration. But quick patching process is no replacement for code that is secure to start with!!! And while M$ can speed up their patch development, they can do nothing about the fact that their existing software sometimes closely resembles swiss cheeze - it's already out there, and it breaks often.

    --

    Jobs? Which jobs?
  137. The best thing about MS Internet Explorer... by dtjohnson · · Score: 0, Troll

    is that it only runs on Windows.

  138. mod parent down by jimson · · Score: 1

    Maybe wait for some verification prior to moding up. I've tested, no go, and apparently a few others have tested it with Konq.....no go!

  139. Works in Mozilla too? by shenanigans · · Score: 1

    I'm not trying to troll here, but when I click that link in Mozilla, the file is treated as a text/html document, not as a PDF. So I assume you could put up an exe posing as a pdf, and Mozilla (on windows) would swallow it as an executable just like IE.

    Granted, Mozilla pops up a dialog stating the real file type. But isn't it still too easy to just click 'OK'? Especially when you 'know' you've clicked a PDF?

  140. Re: MozillaFirebird vs. IE behaviour by ip_vjl · · Score: 1

    Clicking the link in MozFB pops up the following dialog box:

    The site has suggested that
    "ie.{3050f4d8-98B5-11CF-BB82-00AA00BDCE0B}Se cunial _Internet_Explorer%2Epdf.html"
    be handled as an attachment. It is of type text/html (HyperText Markup Language) and
    located at:

    http://secunia.com/internet_explorer_file_downlo ad _spoof/

    What should Mozilla Firebird do with this file?

    ( )Open it with the default application
    ( )Open it with [ ]
    (*)Save it to disk

    -----

    Clicking the link with IE (6) pops up the following:

    Some files can harm your computer. If the file information below
    looks suspicious, or you do not fully trust the source, do not open or
    save this file.

    File name: ...Secunia_Inernet_Explorer.pdf
    File type:
    From: Secunia.com

    Would you like to open the file or save it to your computer
    [open][save][cancel][more info]

    --

    Saving the file from each browser:
    MozFB - saves a file with the .html extension
    IE - saves a file that looks like it has the PDF extension and gets the PDF icon.

  141. Anti-MS mods are at it again by fudgefactor7 · · Score: 1, Informative

    Mod me Flamebait, I don't care...

    How is it this story is ok, but when MS announces a fix that will be coming shortly that story is rejected outright?

    Hey, mods...take your head outta your ass. Your anti-MS slant is showing (again.)

    1. Re:Anti-MS mods are at it again by tuxedobob · · Score: 1

      I think, for things like this, it's that stories for stuff that exists get posted, not stories for stuff that will exist.

    2. Re:Anti-MS mods are at it again by D'Arque+Bishop · · Score: 1

      Mod me flamebait, I don't care...

      This story is ok because the hole exists, while MS's fix has only been announced.

      Get back to us when a fix has actually been released.

    3. Re:Anti-MS mods are at it again by rmpotter · · Score: 1

      Ok -- I'll burn up a little more Karma: What is Slashdot if it isn't "Speculation for Nerds. Stuff that the editors think matters." If you remove the anti-Microsoft slant, Slashdot's editorial policy will fall into boredom and oblivion. That's why the previous poster's story -- the one about MS announcing that a fix for these vulnerabilities will be out soon -- was rejected.

      --
      Is this sig nificant?
    4. Re:Anti-MS mods are at it again by Artful+Codger · · Score: 1

      Anti-MS mods are at it again - with good reason.

      That link proposes a really lame patch - disable the whole @ mechanism - when the problem is with MS's implementation of it, especially when using URLs as parameter.

      And you haven't commented on the IE CLSID hole that is the subject of this thread... is this topic just some more MS bashing, hmmm?

      --

      ... plans that either come to naught, or half a page of scribbled lines...
    5. Re:Anti-MS mods are at it again by txsable · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yep, but if you read the Microsoft KB article, you'll see that, as usual, they are using a full sheet of sheetrock to fix a pinhole. Instead of patching Internet Explorer 5.x and 6.x to show the full URL with the "@" sign in it, they're just removing the ability to have an http:// or https:// link with the @ completely. That's not a fix, it's a farce. If they were really concerned about what their customers need, they would simply filter the URL and remove any strange control characters before the @ sign and ALWAYS SHOW THE FULL URL.

      (Of course, I'm being completely obvious here to the SlashDot crowd...)

    6. Re:Anti-MS mods are at it again by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      Flamebait? How about offtopic?

      That fix is to alert users to URLs of the form

      www.microsoft.com/blahblahblahblah@goatse.cx

      and has nothing to do with the %01%00 disappearing-URL bug, or the CLSID id bug that this article is on.

      --
      If I have been able to see further than others, it is because I bought a pair of binoculars.
    7. Re:Anti-MS mods are at it again by spitzak · · Score: 1

      That fix is for a different bug ("%00" in a URL causes the status an location bar to only show the text before the %00. This can be combined with the fact that the text before an '@' in the URL does not determine what the site you visit is. So putting "%00@" in an URL will hide the real location. Their "fix" is to completely disable the ability of '@' to work at all). So one wrong for you.

      Slashdot posted an article about this fix: "Microsoft To Remove Support For http(s) auth URLs". Look down a few articles in the main page. So two wrong for you.

      Microsoft has not announced a fix for this bug (which involves some things called CLSID's from the registry). So three wrong for you.

  142. Ctrl-C, Ctrl-V? by 404notfound · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't copy and paste work just as well?

    1. Re:Ctrl-C, Ctrl-V? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Wouldn't copy and paste work just as well?

      Not unless you also edit the pasted link - and home users confronted with a long URL with embedded redirections etc aren't going to know how to do this successfully and will simply start clicking again.

  143. Re:Here it comes... by pjrc · · Score: 2, Informative
    Let's bash the shit out of MS.

    I'm the one who submitted the story that Timothy posted.

    Microsoft damn well deserves some bashing. They didn't fix the phishing bug in their monthly patch set, and the phishing bug was reported very close to the beginning of that monthly cycle, and only 1 week after it was discovered, scammers started making heavy use of it in their attempts to defraud people of banking details. So Microsoft had 3 weeks to witness the phishing bug being abused in the wild, and still they did not patch it almost a full month.

    This all comes on the heels of a bunch of PR Microsoft spewed not long ago, claiming a study (they paid for) found that Microsoft issues patches faster than Redhat.

    I call them a bunch of lying hypocrites who only care about money and not the security of their customers. You call me a Microsoft basher. You are right, I'm saying Microsoft sucks and the lie. I believe I am right too, they do suck and they do have little regard for honesty, as can plainly be seen.

    In fact, you can do that while installing the 35th sendmail patch this week. Or the 54th SSH.

    In fact, the last security patch for sendmail was on September 17, 2003. That's over 4 months ago. There have been zero sendmail security patches this week, not 35. The previous patch was released March 29th, 2003. Not the same week, but 5.5 months earlier.

    OpenSSH doesn't have the same web pages with patch info as Sendmail... so looking at Redhat's update history on OpenSSH, I see new RPMs published on the following dates: 17-Sep-2003, 16-Sep-2003, 04-Jul-2003, 14-Feb-2003. It's not clear if these are security updates or other less serious updates. But only once did two patches appear in the same week. On average, it's over 2 months between updates.... hardly 54 in one week.

    Now compare that the MSIE. Microsoft's customers complained that multiple patches were required every week, so they recently switched to a monthy patch schedule. But there was news coverage that shortly after the switch, they still had to break that schedule and release patches more frequently because of very critical security bugs discovered.

    And remember that Microsoft doesn't even bother to fix things like this phishing bug, which makes it easy for scammers to direct people to false banking login pages and have them appear to be the legitimate websites of the banks people trust! Contrast that lack of concern for customers getting ripped off against some of the openssh patches, which fix timing problems where the sub-milisecond delay changes could theoretically leak info if probed repetitively probed over a low-latency LAN.... but virtually impossible to attack over the internet, and no known exploits in use.

    It's pretty clear which software has a good security track record and which software has more holes that swiss cheese. It's quite clear who deserves to be bashed.

  144. It depends. by solios · · Score: 2, Interesting

    On the end user.

    I've done work for free for some people, and they're quite happy. They make me dinner or take me out for a few drinks or something.

    I've also done work for free for some people, and they're never happy- to the point of hassling me every time they see me because they need help with some piece of software (that has extensive documentation, installed), they did something I told them not to do and broke something, or, in general, are too thickheaded to learn for themselves and want me to do their thinking for them.

    I much prefer the former type of person to the latter. Of the seven field users I support (people whom I've given computers to over the years), five of them only contact me when something is seriously broken, and the other two can't even find the help key on the keyboard unless I come to their house and phyiscally show it to them. Multiple times.

    Then there's my dad. :D Fortunately, he still uses OS 9 and I can answer just about all of his questions from memory. The only time I've ever had to do serious tech support for him was when his preferences folder somehow got moved out of his system folder.... that was interesting.

    Family's obviously a different matter than friends- I've minimized the damage to my sanity by only supporting OS 9. I patently refuse to deal with Windows in any capacity (it took several people a very long time to realize this), I don't support linux (I tell people how to get answers the same way I get them- google, a notebook, and a printer), and everyone I know running OS X is a self-sufficient operator. :-)

    All in all, refusing to deal with Windows has saved me countless hours of free time (and work time!), and has even switched a couple of people over to Macintosh. Go figure.

    1. Re:It depends. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Definitely. I worked in a Mac campus that turned increasingly IBM-ridden year after year thanks to ethernet support (rather than the mac-only PhoneNet.)

      The problem was Outlook Express: PC owners were a minority in terms of support, and we supported Eudora for both Macs and PC. So much that we had NO support for the Mac Outlook^H^H^H^H"Entourage" that comes with Mac IE. People would come with Melissa and LoveBug on their PCs and we would fix it day after day.. but they were deaf when it came to our advice to switch to Eudora to avoid losing their data in virus attacks. We got no support from Computing services to give users ultimatums (gr?)

      So the same users came over and over

    2. Re:It depends. by TheVidiot · · Score: 1


      I only support DOS 3.3 or earlier... you'd be surprised how few people bother me with that rock-solid OS.

    3. Re:It depends. by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > I've also done work for free for some people, and they're never happy- to
      > the point of hassling me every time they see me because they need help with
      > some piece of software

      I've managed thus far to avoid doing any free tech support work for people like
      that, by my policy of only providing free tech support for a select group of
      people.

      > All in all, refusing to deal with Windows has saved me countless hours

      I support Windows for 1: my employer (while I am on the clock), 2: my parents,
      3: my pastor, and 4: one other family I'm close to. At work, I also have the
      luxury of helping anyone who can bring their problem in to me. (I work at a
      public library, so helping patrons is part of my job.) But I don't make house
      calls, except for the people listed above. (Actually, I have made exceptions
      for two additional people in isolated situations, but not on an ongoing basis.)

      I have discovered that most of the problems people have and want my help with
      turn out not to be such a big emergency if you ask them to bring their PC to
      you for help. The thing that was such a big deal they really wanted me to
      come to their house turns out not to be worth their trouble to unplug a couple
      of cords and bring the computer to me. I now understand why doctors no longer
      make house calls as a general rule.

      MacOS 9 and earlier I support at work *only*.

      As for Linux, or any Unix (well, only including OS X if the user's problem is
      related to the Unix underpinnings), I'd really like to get a users' group
      started here in Galion, and in that capacity would be pleased to try to help
      someone, if I could only find anybody else in town that uses *nix. The
      linuxcounter claims there's another person in Galion, but they don't wish to
      be listed, so I don't know who they are :-(

      As far as people just asking me questions, I don't mind that, especially if
      the questions are fairly sensible or have fairly straightforward answers.

      Sometimes I get questions that I'm not able to answer in the way the person
      hoped, though. The two most common of these are which ISP is best and which
      brand of computer is best. Perhaps my least favorite question like this,
      though, is whether some figure is a "good price" for a computer. (Me:
      "Well, it depends on the computer..." Them: "It's a [some brand that comes
      in 512 different models]" Me: "Yeah, but whether it's a good price depends
      on the technical details like how much RAM it has and what video card chipset
      it uses and so on..." Them: "It's a [brand name]". Me: "I don't know.")
      I get this question a lot, and I hate it, because there's no decent answer.
      It's like asking whether $14,699 is a good price for a vehicle and when
      asked for more details about the vehicle saying, "It's a General Motors."

      --
      Cut that out, or I will ship you to Norilsk in a box.
    4. Re:It depends. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So your secret is to eliminate 94% of the computer-using population.

  145. Re: MozillaFirebird vs. IE behaviour by ip_vjl · · Score: 1

    Followup:

    In the parent post I was testing on one system that was running MozFB 0.6.1

    On my other system, running 0.7 the dialog is different, but it is still correctly identified as an HTML file and saves with the correct extension.

  146. WTF?? by acidrain69 · · Score: 0

    In the article it says that popular opinion is that microsoft can't fix this bug (or the previous %01 in the URL one).

    What is so hard about scanning a string for %01 and truncating? I don't get it. No one needs %01 in a URL for any legitimate reason, just TRUNCATE.

    --
    -- Having a Creationist Museum is like having an Atheist place of worship
  147. Anti-Worm by Have+Blue · · Score: 0

    So, why hasn't anyone ever written a benevolent worm that would go around closing security holes?

  148. WHAT !?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I am shocked, shocked I say!
    to find such security flaws in an otherwise flawlessly integrated system!"

  149. Don't get too lax with Mozilla/Firebird by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    To all you Mozilla users, don't think that you're safe simply because you use Mozilla. I just tried the demo with Firebird 0.7 and it essentially does the same thing as IE6. Click on the demo link on secunia's site and you get an "open/save as..." window. Sure it says that the default program type is "htmlfile (default)" and the file name shows the CLSID which should make you think if you are supposedly downloading a pdf, but let's face it, the average Joe isn't going to be thinking (or actually reading the file name). If you just go ahead and click "open," you get the same end result as if you had used IE (in fact IE opens if it's your default browser). Even if Firebird is your default it will still try opening the file as an html document. This isn't an IE flaw as much as a Windows flaw, so just switching browsers really won't save you.

    Your best bet is to THINK BEFORE YOU CLICK!!!!

    1. Re:Don't get too lax with Mozilla/Firebird by Jim_Maryland · · Score: 1

      But at least you get to see the correct information with non-IE browsers. The issue isn't really with Joe-User, but more with the IE code. Sure, the file could affect the OS, but that's a whole other issue of poor system architecture that won't change to protect early defense arguments about the integration of explorer.

      Other posters have already pointed out that they've sent very obvious emails stating that an attachment is a virus and users are still dumb enough to just click on it. For those users, they get what they deserve (of course those who are IT pros will get the call to help them out...picturing my mother-in-law).

      so just switching browsers really won't save you

      Only if you don't read, and then it's the users fault. My big concern would be for the users who checked the little box to set a default action for a file type (they won't get the prompt).

    2. Re:Don't get too lax with Mozilla/Firebird by cshake · · Score: 1

      Actually, I clicked the link in Firebird, and 'save as'.
      It saved a completely blank 0-byte length file.

      I then tried again with 'open with MozillaHTML' and it opened a empty htm doc (html and body tags, nothing else)

      So, I would say that Firebird is safe.

    3. Re:Don't get too lax with Mozilla/Firebird by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What did you expect. Did you think the company's demo would actually contain something bad? It's just a proof of concept! Of course with the /. crowd they probably could have started off the next virus. Just think of the social engineering trick: "Hey slashdotters, check out this demo of how IE is bad!" Smart A** /.er goes and tries the link with Mozilla to show how smart he is and installs a virus.

    4. Re:Don't get too lax with Mozilla/Firebird by Deternal · · Score: 1

      Thinking is always the best approach :)

      I just tried out my Mozilla on the NT bugtraq site and it asked if I wanted to download instead tho - it did think it was html tho - so guess you are right :)

  150. Dude, you're missing a great opportunity by nuonguy · · Score: 1

    to be disdainfully helpful and push mozilla/linux/whatever and bash ms/outlook/whatever.

    Try this:

    "Well I don't have that problem because I use mozilla."

    "In all the years that I've been on the net, not once have I been infected with a virus because I use Linux."

    Not that I'm a condescending, anti-social geek without a girlfriend or anything like that...

    1. Re:Dude, you're missing a great opportunity by jrockway · · Score: 1

      I'm not condescending. But I do use linux and am probably an anti-social geek without a girlfriend :(

      Oh well. At least I have my computer!

      --
      My other car is first.
  151. Feeling guilt about using OS X by b1t+r0t · · Score: 1

    I'm feeling guilt over using OS X, and having my mom use it too. I mean, that's one less excuse for her to call me up and have a nice conversation. She must be feeling pretty lonely about now, what with no virus to call her son to fix.

    --

    --
    "Open source is good." - Steve Jobs
    "Open source is evil." - Microsoft
  152. I hate to be like this, but.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The seemingly simple interfaces we have today lead less computer litterate people

    That would be "literate" not "litterate".

    People, as a whole, do not expect a constent

    That would be "constant" not "constent".

    4/10 for both of you, please pay attention in class next time.

    1. Re:I hate to be like this, but.... by cyborch · · Score: 1

      The seemingly simple interfaces we have today lead less computer litterate people That would be "literate" not "litterate".

      I quote myself: Once that is said I am doomed to make at least one spelling og grammatical error, but the three/their confusion is getting to my nerves. I'm sorry.

      That aside, why don't you join the "on topic" discussion? Oh, I know: because you'd rather stay an AC... why do I even care...

  153. No grammar checkers at InfoWorld? by JLSigman · · Score: 1
    From the article, emphasis mine: "It is therefore only a matter of imagination in getting people to freely download what could be an extremely dangerous worm -- like, for instance, the Doom worm currently reeking havoc across the globe."

    Try WRECKING, guys. Although this worm does stink...

    --
    -jls
    Techno-pagan
    1. Re:No grammar checkers at InfoWorld? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or you could try 'wreaking'.

    2. Re:No grammar checkers at InfoWorld? by akejay · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it's "wreaking". "Reeking" would be to stink (well, true, it does.) "Wrecking" would be to destroy (hmm, it does that too!)

      "Wreaking havoc" is to bring about havoc. And MyDoom isn't wreaking havoc on my network. My firewall's so busy, no havoc can get through!

      --
      one, two, one two like a duck
  154. How long by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

    until someone sets up an html page that downloads a linux automatically installed distro? Might as well be helpful. :D

    --
    The cesspool just got a check and balance.
  155. Look at Apache by shis-ka-bob · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The best counter arguement to the 'but its only because MS has a bigger market share than your luser OS' is Apache. Apache is much more popular than IIS (as you can verify with a trip to netcraft), but SANS has more IIS incidents than Apache incidents. Both servers have vulnerabilities and sites can be defaced with either server. But IIS is the more vulnerable. Why is that?

    --
    Think global, act loco
    1. Re:Look at Apache by badriram · · Score: 1

      Simple, Netcraft does not scan every IP to search for web servers. On the other hand, every damn Windows 2K server out there probably has IIS installed on it. Now if you take those numbers, and see you will realize this is one of the reasons. The other being that apache runs on variety of OSes which means that a hole if found, has to have multiple implementations so that hey can work on multiple platforms. What do you think, a exe file that can use a apache exploit would work on linux....

    2. Re:Look at Apache by RzUpAnmsCwrds · · Score: 1

      IIS, however, is not necessarily representitive of Windows, Office, or any other Microsoft product.

      I have also heard that IIS 6 is far more secure than IIS 5.

    3. Re:Look at Apache by CaptainFrito · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Your actually makes the point against M$. What half-wit puts something like IIS as a default on every machine, when it is acknowledged that these same people are still struggling with VCR clocks? Microsoft itself wants -- no, needs -- to be able to make your computer do things that benefit Microsoft. Others just exploit those holes or ones created as a consequence of those holes. The booty and control is too compelling for those hypergreedy megalomaniacs.

    4. Re:Look at Apache by badriram · · Score: 1

      My intention was in no way shape or form to support Microsoft. Just to point as to why there are more IIS based worms/hack compared to apache.
      Personally i use both IIS6 and apache 2, and i like them both. But IIS6 seems to be much better app server than apache is now. And there has not been any exploits for it yet unlike windows itself.

    5. Re:Look at Apache by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Guy, please wear tin foil on your head, and write on the side of it with magic marker, "Luvs IIS", so we know who you are. I have had my IIS installation/metabase destroyed many times, either by a user, my own computer(crashes, power outages, whatever) and i have a firewall. so...

    6. Re:Look at Apache by Bas_Wijnen · · Score: 1
      And there has not been any exploits for it yet unlike windows itself.

      Well, that's a relief. At least the crackers can't get in through IIS then.

      I don't understand why you use Windows with IIS if you know that the combination is not secure... It doesn't really matter where in the combination the hole is, now does it?

    7. Re:Look at Apache by badriram · · Score: 1

      Well the combination has nothing to do with it. Windows 2003 is extremely stable. and i block every other port other than 80, and 443. Then any source of attack is restricted to IIS. Now tell me, why any windows hole would affect my system. (Which i always patch too)

    8. Re:Look at Apache by CaptainFrito · · Score: 1

      Because that security wunderkind IE is Windows. The only way to make Windows secure is to never turn it on in the first place.

    9. Re:Look at Apache by badriram · · Score: 1

      Ya, maybe if you used IE on Windows 2003, you would realize there is not a single hole in IE you can really use to compromise the system..
      Oh Mr. Frito, dont login as root to run a browser. I dont know why people like you post anything about security issues, when you should learn that security is all about the admin and never really about the OS. The OS just helps. I would not put even an OpenBSD system out there without making sure i secure it. And it is the only system i really do trust, not linux, not freebsd, not windows. And what cool OS do you use that has not had any security holes.

    10. Re:Look at Apache by CaptainFrito · · Score: 0

      get over it. what moron logs in as root to run a browser? Unless of course it's windows, where the os is virtually useless unless you're admin. you are picky about *precisely* which bsd to use, but you love windows and sing the security parises of msie? alright, mr gates, enough from you. back! back!! back, i say!!!

    11. Re:Look at Apache by CaptainFrito · · Score: 1

      it also occurs to me that when you say windose 2003 is "extremely stable" -- which may be the case, after a mere 12 years of trying -- when what we're talking about here is security. stability and security are not the same thing.

    12. Re:Look at Apache by badriram · · Score: 1

      Whoever modded you down knew you were full of shit...
      Yes i am picky about the BSD i use cause it is my firewall, and i want the best there can be.
      and IIS offers me one of the most powerful Application servers. And guess what IIS6 is secure.
      And the fact that you believe that you cannot do anything in windows unless you login as root shows how much you actually know about windows. Get with the times dude, people do not like to Windows 9x in companies, they stick with 2K or XP on the desktop.
      Of course I am bill gates no wonder i am praising OpenBSD right?
      Fact is I know which OS to do what, and that what i like to do. You may be able to ask me to go back, but what you do have to realize is as much as MS likes to make money, they did do a good job with Win 2K3/IIS6 as an application server.

    13. Re:Look at Apache by CaptainFrito · · Score: 1

      yeah except this was dealing with yet another massive security hole in msie, not with iis. i took a shot at you for nit-picking which bsd for the ultimate in security while you advocate a known insecure browser. running as less than an administrator on a windows machine is a real hassle for the user and whoever gets stuck as the administrator (unless your the kind of control freak that likes everyone to come to you saying "mother, may I..."). Did you even read the article? And you were not praising OpenBSD, you were praising IIS, as you repeated above. You don't even know what you're saying. You just think because someone modded me down means you are right. Get a life. I'm not sure what it means, but I don't define my existence by what some faceless /. modder thinks.

  156. Yes It is that simple its Mozilla Control by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A little converion system that even attacks IE replacing MSHTML with mozilla gecho(I hope I got this right). Basicly mozilla team is working on a way to rip it all out. Reason I know I run wine and Mozilla Control is used as a drop in replacement for MSHTML is most places. Now I just have to write a urlmon replacement. Nice little back door for you add placement people all url call go threw it also a good door for hackers and add men even about:blank get to go there. Note Mozilla Control even works on IE.

  157. How long have we been waiting? by Slashamatic · · Score: 1

    I will guive kudos to MS when the patch ships, not before. I have waited too long over too many years and IE problems have been getting beyond a joke.

  158. world ending, film at 11 by Tom · · Score: 1

    Infoworld claims the result could be 'devastating'

    True. We are extremely lucky that destructive worms are (so far) only being written by morons, idiots, losers and wannabe hackers.

    I've shown last year that it's possible to destroy (as in: wipe the disk) millions of machines with a worm in less time than the AV companies need to update their patterns.

    Why isn't it happening? Because the people with both the skills and the criminal energy to do it all work for the spammers and other crime syndicates and have other uses (read: Zombie networks) for the victims.

    Too bad. 40 mio. pissed windos users might be what it takes to get some fundamental changes done. Like, say, safe defaults and no automatic execution of downloaded code.

    I mean, it can't be that hard. In an hour or two, there will be at least a dozen replies in here from people who say they run windos and have never gotten a single virus. Just copy their config and make it the default. ;)

    --
    Assorted stuff I do sometimes: Lemuria.org
  159. This is news? by KalvinB · · Score: 1

    It's been known for a very long time you can rename JPG files to .txt on Geocities to get around their hotlinking rule.

    Why is anyone shocked it works for exe's as well?

    This is simply a problem with OSes that don't care what an extension is. If I put .txt on the end of a file the OS should open it like a plain text file.

    I thought that was the whole concept behind extensions.

    Ben

    1. Re:This is news? by Queuetue · · Score: 1

      Actually, I think that Windows (and DOS before it) are the only modern OSes shipped with a shell that even remotely care about file extensions.

      UNIX applications typically sniff the file to see what it contains, the MacOS uses stuff in the resource fork to track the file's creating app and type.

      The problem here (as I understand it) is related to mime type vs file extension, in which the "file retrieval and processing camp" decided to follow one method of identification, and the "security and prevention" camp chose to follow another. This mostly comes about because while file extensions are *easy* to implement, they are inadequate for many situations. Find someone who is feeling lazy, under the gun, or improperly trained, and they will pick the wrong one.

  160. Bill, get your @ss back to work.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you've got more security updates^H^H^H^H^Hgrades to write.

    Monopolies don't maintain themselves after all - you got to go out there and spread the FUD while giving your money to such up-and-comers in the computer world as SCO. So GET BACK TO IT!

  161. The Evil Urinal by TPFH · · Score: 1
    In a recent issue of Lenor by Roman Dirge he has another of his short segments called "Things Involving Me." In this particular one he describes going to a bar themed like Hell while visiting his brother in Japan. He discovers the Urinal is themed too:
    It was a grinning creepy 6 armed samurai thing. Which was apparently sensor activated because this happened.... (The head looks back and forth and then screams) Oh yea! I was a drunk captive audience that was not expecting the urinal to yell at me. And then it got worse. One arm suddenly had a camera and it was rapidly taking pictures. And it was laughing at me. And then the whole thing started swishing back and forth, laughing, yelling, rocking, flashing.


    I think the only way people are going to get clued in on how bad microsoft software is is if we put the equivilant of the Evil Toilet out there to demonstrate to IE users just how vulnerable they really are.

    Create an executable that will take over the entire screen. It will display as text, as well as have a voice come on the speakers taunting the users that they are 0wned. Pull up fake progress bars that say stuff like "Searching for Credit Card numbers.... Transfering credit card numbers to 3l3t3 h2k0r5.... Searching for pr0n visited.... emailing everyone in address book a list of pr0n sites visited.... deleting everything on harddrive."

    While all this is going on it just has a sample of Mandark from Dexter's Laboritory playing over and over "Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha!"

    And finally, a message saying that it is just a hoax, but it is just as easy for 3v1l h@x0rs to do all those things as long as they continue to use IE. It will then pull up the websites for Mozila and Opera.

    (Actually, this probably wouldn't be a good idea because it would give some people a heart attack.)
    File this under "If the thought of something makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it."
    --
    This signature used to contain a cute kitty virus with ansii art. Please set the slashdot editors on fire. Thank you
  162. the ultimate by Dave_bsr · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This thread is mostly about how IE/win users are idiots, and what to do about it.

    I think in the end, we need a new system.

    In part, people are not perfect, they will make mistakes, and other people will exploit those mistakes.

    What we need is centralized administration. A few smart guys with ssh fixing computers for everyone on a paying list of subscribers. I think it could work.

    --


    Who is this Anonymous Coward character, how does he post so much, and why is he always such a whore?
    1. Re:the ultimate by bersl2 · · Score: 1

      What happens if the user's NIC is the problem? Do you dial right into the user's machine?

  163. Maybe they are even unable to fix it by RoLi · · Score: 1
    As someone who has already seen projects getting abandoned by the original developers and being barely run by other people, I think it's entirely possible that Microsoft has assigned all IE-developers to other projects and by now has nobody who really understands the codebase.

    I mean really. "Fixing" stuff by taking out the functionality. That's a bad sign.

  164. rootus-maximus by JDizzy · · Score: 1

    This is why you dont' surf as a root users, or as any user with the ability to install stuff, or in general do anything but surf. Oh wait, this is on windows, and your always root (sorta speak).

    --
    It isn't a lie if you belive it.
  165. TCO Windows/Linux by totallygeek · · Score: 1
    I know of a guy that builds/maintains small office networks for a living. When asked why he wouldn't use Linux for some (most) of his projects, when he knows enough to be dangerous from using it at home, the response is:

    Why would I install Linux somewhere and never get any more revenue out of them. Hell, I could pay for Windows licensing for them and still make out like a bandit! If I install Linux, I will starve.


    TCO is rediculous when you consider small offices with no real computer staff. They don't have someone on salary to install patches and work on crap, so they must pay hour-minimum service charges to get anything done.
  166. Re:WIAKywbfatw as root password by RowdyReptile · · Score: 1

    Your nick's my root password. At least it was until a second ago - I've changed to something properly random now.

    Was I stupid to use that? Is it commonly known for some reason? Does anyone besides me know what it stands for? Is that phrase used anywhere except a Radiohead song? So many questions...

    Google can't find it anywhere online except here on Slashdot and a couple other forums as (presumably) this guy's moniker.

    --

    You want a sig? I can get you a sig... Hell, I can get you a sig by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish.
  167. True - Microsoft largely disbanded the IE team by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There was a small IE team for Windows XP / IE 6.0 (circa 2000-2001) to add support for privacy features (P3P) so that Microsoft wouldn't get sued/regulated by a bunch of state attorney generals who were on a crusade over consumer privacy concerns related to cookies. But most of the team (networking, HTML rendering) was disbanded or reassigned. Most of the browser folks either moved to the MSN Explorer team or to the Longhorn Avalon team. Other subteams were disbanded altogther.

    Over the last year, Microsoft has been slowly reforming a new team, primarily focused on fixing security problems. But we have not seen much or any results of this work; bringing up a new team on a complex codebase will take a long time.

    Basically, IE is going to rot for a long, long time. Sure, IE 6 for Windows XP SP2 will include a pop-up blocker, but whoop-de-doo on that. I wouldn't expect any new functionality (like better CSS support) even for Longhorn.

  168. Many sites only work with IE by Simonetta · · Score: 1

    I'm finding that more and more websites only work with IE. For example, Ebay refuses to accept my password from Opera7 and works fine with IE.
    I went to a site yesterday to research a sound box. (Applied Research Technology of Boston, MA) When I clicked on a list box, I was always sent to the Adobe Acrobat download site (the Acrobat icon was near the list box).
    I wrote a message to the people who did the website and they wrote back that they couldn't repair the site for browsers that only had 2-3% of the market.

    Huh? Why shouldn't a list box work correctly? Why should Ebay of all people not work with Opera 7?
    There really is no excuse for this nonsense.

    1. Re:Many sites only work with IE by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

      Cut/Paste their HTML code and fix it and then email them and tell them, that replying back to say, NO, is longer than applying the fix.

      Then tell em in 5 years, 3% of the NET population will be like 50million people.

      When will someone make a virus that will disable/crash IE all the time or force it to download moz in the background and then make it default.

      Also mozilla people, you guys NEED a IE lookalike THEME for all the windows people, YOU NEED IT. Sure you cant copy the icons, but once installed the app can 'grab the resources' from the IE resources and use it legally.

      And the biggest crapolo of Mozilla is that if its shoved back into VM, it takes 30 seconds to come back loading the 60-100meg from it. Thats the biggest damn anoying thing, you gota make most of mozilla mem resident, I dont care how you do it. A small thread that always 'memreads' most structs/calls dummy funcs() every 5 seconds. Just keep it in ram. Oh and hurry up and make it in a few libs/dlls so that you have a separate 'EXE' for the mail/composer parts.

      --
      Liberty freedom are no1, not dicks in suits.
  169. Not true!!! Re:The best thing about MS IE by hacksoncode · · Score: 1

    The best thing about IE is that you can use it to download Mozilla!!!!

    1. Re:Not true!!! Re:The best thing about MS IE by neko9 · · Score: 1

      ...and Opera!!!

  170. so what by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    do you whine the same when you discover that you can actually get run over when crossing the street without watching? it's life, d00dz.

  171. Giving up IE by kitzilla · · Score: 1

    Okay, I'll quit running IE 6 on my Linux boxes. Can't be too careful.

    --
    This is my post. There are many others like it. If you don't like what you read here, go try one of the others.
  172. Hate monger.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The servers you mention as being buggy both together have had fewer security holes in the past year than MSIE.

    To point out that an app you are forced to use at work is not "hate mongering" in any way. It is however "hate mongering" to misrepresent the intent and motivation of those who are simply pointing out the foibles of a company you seem to have a misguided sense of commitment to.

    Much like the Israeli government attempting to stick thier own soldiers with the label "anti-semetic" whenever they criticise thier own government.

    Or like the American Justice department accusing those who question the current administration's motives for enacting the "Patriot" act.

    Or like the die-hard Republicans who label critics as liars for pointing out that Rumsfeld, Cheyney, and Poindexter were called under suspicion and found guilty of breaking the law for thier involvement in the Iran-Contra Affair.

    These are attempts to deflect any honest criticism by creating the illusion of unfairness where there is none (Scientology is well known for this.) using charged terms (such as "hate mongering" which is a specific term that instructors with "The Landmark Forum" are taught to use whenever someone mentions that Erhard's methods are similar to those used in cults) to cast doubt on the motivation of the speaker.

    As you can see by my examples, you need not worry much, as you are in good company whenever you use this technique, but the truth is that it grows old fast, becomes easily recognisable, and is not very convincing even to casual observers.

  173. Game over man, Game Over by serutan · · Score: 1

    Okay, that's it for me. After years of using MSIE, I am downloading the Mozilla installer as I type this, and hopefully will be disabling IE this evening. Enough is enough.

  174. Say it ain't so Bill by rspress · · Score: 1

    Bill Gates was just saying the other day that Windows was the most secure OS on the planet. So this must be a mistake, right?

  175. "Idiots should be shot". Duck, my friend. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I presume that you emerged from your mother's womb (under rock?) completely skilled and computer-proficient?

    You never had to be taught anything relating to computers?

    You're truly a legend that will last a lunchtime.

    For all that 1337ness and snobbery, you still have all the natural charm and grace of a thalidomide baby.

  176. How about "MSIE Hole" for the headline by HangingChad · · Score: 1
    Finding yet another security hole in IE is about as exciting as discovering more ice in Antarctica.

    We could shorten it to MSIE Hole or MSHole and lump them all under one general category of Suck instead of Articles. Then we could sub-divide into SCOSuck and MSSuck.

    Man, I just realized how often SCO and MS are mentioned in the same context. Suck. What company they keep. And MS has nothing to blame but their own greed and avarice. At least SCO can claim too much inbreeding in Utah.

    --
    That's our life, the big wheel of shit. - The Fat Man, Blue Tango Salvage
  177. McAfee works!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    McAfee AV actually traps the virus when downloading the file via IE and reports it as a "trojan". That helps I guess.

  178. Lack of functionality by KalvinB · · Score: 1

    is not the same as being more secure. IIS does way too much which is why I don't use it. Apache does one thing really well.

    If Apache could do everything IIS can do and was still secure, then it would be a valid comparison.

    Ben

  179. Why not admit intentional holes? Sympathy in order by mattr · · Score: 1

    I think we have long passed the point where logical conclusions can be beaten down with suggestions of weak-mindedness. Suspension of disbelief should be relegated to works of fiction.

    If you stop to think logically about the history of Microsoft, it is just too much to swallow! It just isn't possible that such a team of intelligent engineers and scientists, run by the richest man in the world, could possibly have missed these things. Sheer human bloody-mindedness just can't answer for such a long-running history of security breaches intertwined with a history of utterly unethical monopolistic behavior!

    Don't even start wondering about why all these worms are suspiciously un-malicious. It is way off the bell-curve.

    For those not used to applying lofgic to the news, this means all these things were intentional and expected. Discovery of a backdoor and exploit by a worm is equivalent to the planned end of a product lifecycle. Guess what the product really is.

    I mean, these guys must really get steamed when they have to act like bumbling idiots every time one of their "security holes" (ha-ha) makes the news! Whether or not they are due to attempts to secure ground for their corporate clients, or to directives by U.S. security organs, is quite moot as we end up at the same point. So wouldn't Microsoft stand to gain in the end by admitting these things were all intentional, and cleaning up their image as a bunch of totally incompetent nicompoops? Sheesh, how many nincompoops do you know who are laughing all the way to the bank like Microsoft does so routinely it is predictable?

    I think it is only fair to Microsoft employees to exercise a bit of cold logic on their behalf. It's not like they haven't figured it out, mostly, I mean they are a bunch of smart cookies! But they are only human and probably most have families to care for, and so I think they deserve to be recognized as not total incompetents (at least half of them) but probably mostly just wage-slaves who have been bound hand and toe, just pounded into submission, to protect the image of the monolith that generates the income of the richest man on the planet. So here's to all you victims!

  180. you know what, fuck em. by Indy1 · · Score: 1

    let them hang themselves. Then charge the idiots your going consultant rate to de-worm their boxes afterwards. After a few years of spyware, worms formatting their hard drives after emailing their porn collection to everyone in the address book, they MIGHT get a clue. In the mean time remember its ALL billable hours.

    i know, some of you are saying "i cant bill them, its my brother, wife, dog's accountant, etc". Fine, tell them that with free support you retain the right to refuse servicing any fundlementally (sp) flawed product that is not fixable. (which is how i got my parents to switch to mozilla, i told them i outright refused to deal with IE as it was completely unsecure).

    --
    Lawyers, MBA's, RIAA? A jedi fears not these things!
  181. what next? by shivanan · · Score: 1

    By manually typing the URL in the address bar, you can verify the information that Internet Explorer uses to access the destination Web site
    Maybe we should all go one step further and just start doing a telnet to port 80.

  182. Mozilla identifies it as text/html... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Simply because the content-type returned in the header is text/html. It ignores the extension. It ignores any CLSIDs embedded in the filename. It adheres to standards. Now if someone saves the file, CLSID intact, then clicks on it... that is a windows hole that is out of the browser's realm. It wouldn't be a bad idea if Mozilla would shield windows from files with this in it to protect stupid users. Similar to other security sensitive windows bugs that have recently been fixed in Mozilla. (which I will obviously not discuss here...)

  183. Deployment *is* the hard part by kylef · · Score: 2, Insightful
    We patch a hole 1 hour after it's discovered (not like that ever happened) and then it takes three months (also overly optimistic estimate) for the average user to actually download a patch with the next service pack, if ever.

    You aren't even paying attention to what he's saying. Anderson is AGREEING with you. The Patch deployment he's referring to shrinking IS the time it takes "the average user to actually download a patch...." That time is what Microsoft is working to reduce, not the "time until a patch is released."

    If you look at recent exploit history, Anderson is exactly right. Blaster, Slammer, etc... All of the exploits came out AFTER the patch was released. The primary reason they were so destructive is that users did not patch, and the patch itself advertised the hole to the exploit writers like a green lighthouse on a clear night. I'm glad that MS is focusing on the right problem in that respect: user deployment of patches.

    But quick patching process is no replacement for code that is secure to start with!!!

    Of course not. But keep in mind that even the Linux kernel needs to be patched and updated! There have been two security holes in the 2.4.x kernels over the past 6 months. Each one required a new or patched kernel to fix. How many n00b linux users do you think actually did that?

    It's the same problem for both sides. Problems will be found in all software. Patches are absolutely necessary to fix those problems. The hard part is getting those patches deployed. If patches aren't deployed promptly, what was a simple coding error can easily become an enormously expensive nightmare.

  184. Theory and Practice by Tony-A · · Score: 1

    From my experince most Mechanical Engineers would call someone to change their tire for them.

    Can't say that I blame them. It's dirty, messy, and there's no sense of accomplishment. Further, there's stuff any grunt at a service station knows that is not taught to Mechanical Engineers, particularly if said Mechanical Engineers do not like to "get their hands dirty".

    1. Re:Theory and Practice by chunkymunky · · Score: 1

      Major problem of course (speaking as a mech) is that apart from v basic stuff - changing tyres, oil and lamps - serious car fiddling requires a certain level of electrickery knowledge. Keep them whizzy lectron thingies away from me... Anyway, given that even my basic little shopping trolley can do 115,000 miles (so far) without a major hiccup, maintenance might as well be left to the service guys. Chunkymunky

  185. Really though. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why anyone would use anything from Microsoft remains beyond me.

  186. You are getting your exploits mixed up by RodeoBoy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    That is the old namda eml file exploit, which has been fixed in IE and Outlook. This exploit is harder to fix. This has to do with Windows COM and that components contain a class id or guid that identifies what type of file it is. Also in this case it is an html executable or .hta file not an exe, IE can't run an exe as a component. It has nothing to do with the mime type.

    Of course you would get this from reading the article. Now how you got the high rating is the another issue. I guess it is true nobody here actually reads the article. Hell I'm going back to fark.

  187. executable HTML by Imperator · · Score: 1

    #!/usr/bin/lynx
    <html> <head> <title>You're Infected!</title> </head> <body> You have the HTML worm. </body> </html>

    Save that as worm.html. Then:
    $ chmod +x worm.html
    $ ./worm.html

    So all you Linux weenies can shut up now, because on Linux you make executable HTML files too! Throw in the goatse image and you have malicious code just like Windows users have to deal with.

    (I've tested this and it actually works, assuming the path to lynx is correct. I was unable to prevent lynx from displaying the she-bang line, but oh well.)

    --

    Gates' Law: Every 18 months, the speed of software halves.
  188. I usually trash IE unusable, and install Mozilla by slaida1 · · Score: 1
    I install software firewall to block IE and Outlook and ALL microsoft related traffic, I've considered blocking even microsoft.com, hotmail.com, etc. but for now I think that'd be too much of a hassle afterwards.

    I remove automatic system file restore and delete few IE and Outlook files. I shut down and disable every service windows doesn't need to work (msoffice might not work but hey, they can use that openoffice I installed for them) leaving only 10 or less running.

    You could also block ms messenger and update apps, etc. In essence, if all things microsoft are stripped to the point that they do only what ms (originally?) set out to do, to make a operating system then everything you do with computer go so much smoother. No ms offices, ms utilities, ms patches, ms licenses(haha), ms servers, ms deployments or ms supplements. ONLY ms os for games and other such small useless time wasting shit that it's made for. 98lite was great help for accomplishing this and I hope something similar comes out for XP so that I don't have to do everything manually.

    --
    Preserve old classics: copy your collection onto all hard drives.
  189. DCOMpose by Gary+Destruction · · Score: 1

    COM has really been an thorn in the side of windows. ActiveX is dangerous and insecure because it has no sandboxing and it can execute without your knowledge or permission. DCOM listened on port 135 and that allowed worms like Blaster and Welchia to wreck havoc. This latest exploit has as the article mentions,"resurfaced". And COM is at the center of it all.

  190. Re:WIAKywbfatw as root password by Omni-Cognate · · Score: 1

    Indeed. This seems to be quite a coincidence.

    If you're curious, it stands for "When I am king you will be first against the wall", which is a line from one of the songs on the album "OK, Computer" by Radiohead ("Paranoid Android", I think). I had it all in lowercase, so it's not technically quite the same as the password, but still.

    Ho-hum.

    --

    "The Milliard Gargantubrain? A mere abacus - mention it not."

  191. Let this out?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ok, I'm sure it's not a huge secret to people that actually want to use these exploits, but does every single hole found in a piece of software have to be publically released for the whole world to see and possible exploit? I think they shouldn't be talked about until they are fixed. Call me logical :)

    1. Re:Let this out?? by Queuetue · · Score: 1

      Information about security breaches (and potential security breaches) has to be made known to all users as quickly as possible, so those users can defend themselves. When a "white hat" discovers a security problem, there is no way to tell how many "black hats" know about it and are already exploiting it.

      Keeping an exploit out of the press doesn't prevent the bad guys from using it - it only keeps the users in the dark.

  192. 20 reasons why Swiss cheese is better than IE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    1. You can disassemble Swiss cheese layer by layer
    2. Holes on Swiss cheese do not come by surprise
    3. The holes of a Swiss cheese emerge once you disassemble it
    4. Swiss cheese source code is public information
    5. Swiss cheese manufacturers tolerate also other brands of cheese and do not aim for monopoly
    6. The whole world is full of Swiss cheese clones, which are almost as tasty as original Swiss cheese
    7. The Swiss victual officials do not get pissed off if someone else attempts to manufacture cheese as long as trademark rights are not violated
    8. You can slice Swiss cheese with any cheese slicer.
    9. A cheese slicer used for slicing Swiss cheese can be used for other brands of cheeses as well
    10. You do not need to have Swiss sausage or Swiss ham on your bread if you have Swiss cheese
    11. Swiss cheese can be used in other meals as Swiss sandwich
    12. You can put other brands of cheese on the same bread as Swiss cheese
    13. The older the Swiss cheese is, the more mature and solid it is.
    14. Swiss cheede requires no continous updates.
    15. You can slice Swiss cheese in parts and inspect each part separately.
    16. Every time you buy a new Swiss cheese, you do not need to buy a new refridgerator
    17. Holes on a Swiss cheese do not harm anyone
    18. Swiss cheese fits on any bread - it doesn't even need to be Swiss
    19. The end user does not need to pay licence fees to Swiss cheese manufacturers
    20. Swiss cheese leaves a good aftertaste

    Any others?

  193. Who is the asshole? by bankman · · Score: 1
    The person asking for the umpteenth time to help him with the extremely outdated and never patched system to fix everything, or the person who feels being used and has a slightly different idea about spending his spare time?

    Believe me when I tell you that many people actually do deserve the trouble they have with their systems (including myself from time to time ;-).

    --
    I feel so sig.
  194. Knoppix + ssh is your friend by Louis+Guerin · · Score: 1

    Heh. I've ended up doing free techsupp for my immediate family and in-laws ever since they figured out I knew more than nothing about computers. Until recently, I'd be nice and do their bidding, maintaining their beloved win95 boxen and whatever. Nowadays, I just do a Knoppix HDinstall, make sure their kppp, mozilla and OO.o setup is good, then do whatever maintenance I need to do via ssh. And because they're all the same kit, I can just write a script for it...

    More work in the short term, but far, far less in the long term. And you know what? They're even HAPPY with it ...

    L

    1. Re:Knoppix + ssh is your friend by StringBlade · · Score: 1
      So are you telling me you simply remove thier installation of Windows and install Knoppix when they ask you to fix their Wintel boxen?

      I certainly hope you tell them you're doing this before destroying all their data. You must have some pretty tech-savvy friends and family because I know at least half of mine wouldn't be satisfied with Linux simply because it's too hard for them to run PrintShop (if it's even possible).

      Don't get me wrong, like many /.'ers I'm a Linux advocate and have been running Linux on a second machine for many years (until the CPU recently died, so now I'm trying out MandrakeMove given to me by a "Silver level" member, so it has USB key support).

      My father, who is an ex-IBMer, used to try to keep up fairly well with new technologies and OSes, but recently he's told me that the only reason he'd move to Linux is if it made his life easier (and still ran all the software he likes with the same level of ease). As much as I like to work with desktop linux, I don't think it fits that description and I wouldn't install it on anyone's machine who isn't willing to go through some growing pains.

      --
      ...and that's the way the cookie crumbles.
    2. Re:Knoppix + ssh is your friend by Louis+Guerin · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I just nuke the site from orbit. I back up any personal data, documents, email, etc. before doing so, so they don't actually lose anything. The I run through a little "This is your computer. There are many like it, but this one is yours" excercise showing them that the red dinosaur is your web browser, the little yellow dude is your MSN, etc. I've not yet come across an important operation they can't do under linux. Probably, at some stage, I will, but until then I just keep sending them press releases about MyDoom... about the time that I explain to them that they're no longer going to be vulnerable to windows viruxen is when they start thanking me.

      L

  195. it's the 21st century... by StringBlade · · Score: 1
    ...giving fire is soooo 1999, electric blankets are all the rage now, right? right?!?

    ah...you got me.

    --
    ...and that's the way the cookie crumbles.
  196. A show of hands, please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who is surprised by this latest hole in IE?
    no hands go up

    Who thinks this is the last hole in IE?
    no hands go up

    Who still uses IE?
    many, many hands go up

    Why?
    some hands up, some dowm... all right, it was a trick question!

  197. Exactly. by solios · · Score: 1

    By only supporting a dead OS with minimal marketshare- an OS I can troubleshoot from memory over the phone without even having a machine around for reference- I both greatly reduce the annoyance in my life, and greatly increase the value of the tech support I do give.

  198. Secure repository. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    You should have a secure repository that can be accessed through an encrypted connection using a browser (the web server should be in an unusual TCP port so it is easy to create firewall rules).

    email should be not a means to share executables, the age of innocence is over and things should be done in a professional way to avoid problems.

    --
    IANAL but write like a drunk one.
  199. good observation. by twitter · · Score: 1
    You note:

    HyperText Markup Language was created in part to *link* documents quickly (i.e. so the user doesn't have to type in the document location manually). If we're supposed to just give up hyperlinks, why not just kiss the World Wide Web goodbye?

    That's exactly what Microsoft has done. They have admitted that their browser is not useful as a browser. Nothing new here.

    The choice really is:

    1. don't use the www
    2. use the www with ie and be exploited all day
    3. use the www with non-microsoft software

    The correct answer is 3.

    --

    Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.

    1. Re:good observation. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Moderators: Please note that "twitter" is a known fanatical psycophant whose obnoxious offtopic rants are legend here on Slashdot. It doesn't matter what the topic is, he'll find a way to scrape in some pointless Microsoft bashing. While nobody expects us to love Microsoft in any way, his particularly tepid style of calling anyone he replies to "troll" or "liar" because he happens to disagree with whatever they're saying is well documented and should not be rewarded. If anything, twitter is the type of person that should not be part of the open source/free software community. He is an anathema to all that is good about free software.

      I'm posting this so that you (the moderator) have some context to consider twitter and not mod him up whenever he posts his filler preformatted rants about installing Knoppix or whatever that unfortunately get him karma every single time and allow him to continue posting his trademark toxic crap (read on) day in and day out. You may consider this a troll - I consider it community service. And I ain't kidding.

      If you're a /. subscriber, I invite you to look through some of his posting history. I guarantee that you'll be hard pressed to find someone that is more "out there" than twitter. You'll also probably notice he's got quite an AC following. Don't just read his posts, make sure you go through the replies.

      For example, in this recent post twitter not only calls the OP a troll but attempts to "tell it like it is" while making some vague argument about "GNU". Yes, if you're confused, you're not alone. The reply (modded +4) proceeds to simply destroy his bogus argument. You will notice he did not reply. This is what some people call "drive-by advocacy". A sort of I'll just leave you with my thoughts here and move on to the next flamebait kind of deal. In fact, he almost never replies because he knows that his fanatical arguments simply do not hold up to any sort of discussion. It's not that he's chosen the wrong cause - he's just going at it in a completely wrong way.

      More? Just read though this post and the subsequent replies. I guess this stands on its own.

      More? Bad spelling in astounding conspiracy theories, more offtopic FUD and uninformed "I'm right, look at me" rants, promptly proven wrong. Worse even, twitter wants to be RMS, apparently (that first one is a winner). I mean, really. You think?

      FUD, FUD, FUD, FUD, offtopic FUD, and more FUD. This guy is like the Monty Python SPAM skit, but with FUD and more FUD instead of canned meat. Amazed