Personally I use the modify headers extension to do the same thing. But I have "I am not a Googlebot/2.1", rather then the full Googlebot string. But I sometimes come across pages that say something along the lines of "You appear to be pretending to be a major search engine when you are not", for those pages I change the header to "I DIDN'T CLAIM TO BE A MAJOR FUCKING SEARCH ENGINE". Yeah, cause everyone logs teh headers.
What about if, as a joke, someone created a web page that never ends -- a new joke page to trick your friends into clicking on over to -- yes, you asked for it, but you got more than you bargained for.
Wouldn't it be great if we could create aliases for our files (which get updated automatically when we move the files around) and organise these in various ways to suit different work-flows, and multiple people being able to access these files simultaneously. Also being able to add tags and other meta-data and be able to search by these might be useful. Oh, some kind of automated version control would be good too.
Now, give me enough hardware to do that thirty times as I drive from one corner of SF to another, and take into account the maximum practical charge and discharge rates. Also take into account the weight of the hardware needed for charge/discharge control. Obviously the regenerative braking power can come out of the batteries to drive the car forward, to some degree. People seem to forget low-tech solutions these days: It's called a flywheel.
Somewhat OT but I'm dying to know, if you're really in China that is. Recently the Global Language Monitor rated the top Chinglish translation as a sign - in a Beijing railway station IIRC - saying "Question Authority", meaning ask the guy in a uniform if you have any questions, I think they meant "Information Kiosk". Anyway, they didn't back up their claim with a pic and I can't find one on-line. Supposedly they are replacing all the Chinglish signs with properly translated ones in time for the Olympics. It'd be a shame if no-one documented this before it's gone.
Without any output it doesn't prove concurrent execution. It could just be a garden variety infinite loop, albeit one with an indirect execution path. You want output, how's this for output?
<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Transitional//EN"
"http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-transition al.dtd"> <html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"> <head> <me ta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"/> <title></title> </head> <body> <script type="text/javascript"> <!--
var total = 0;
function counter ( ) {
total ++;
this . i = 0;
this . div = document . createElement ( 'div' );
this . x = Math . round ( Math . random ( ) * 640 );
this . y = Math . round ( Math . random ( ) * 480 );
this . div . style . position = 'absolute';
this . div . style . left = this . x + 'px';
this . div . style . top = this . y + 'px';
this . div . style . backgroundColor = 'white';
this . div . style . border = '1px solid black';
this . div . appendChild ( document . createTextNode ( this . i ++ ));
document . getElementsByTagName ( 'body' )[ 0 ] . appendChild ( this . div );
this . updateFrequency = Math . round ( Math . random ( ) * 1000 );
this . update = function ( ) {
this . div . replaceChild ( document . createTextNode ( this . i ++ ), this . div . firstChild );
var myThis = this;
setTimeout ( function ( ) {
myThis . update ( );
}, this . updateFrequency )
if ( Math . random ( ) < 1 / total ) {
new counter ( );
}
}
this . update ( );
}
counter ( ); //--> </script> </body> </html>
When I was a kid, my parents told me not to do stupid things, and then (for the most part) left me alone. They didn't scream in my ear to stay away from drugs. Far from it. My dad said they felt great... then he went through all the withdrawl symptoms. He told me which ones were probably best left alone, and which probably wouldn't do anything to you at all - despite what the DARE officer may say. He, of course, said he would prefer me not to do drugs, and they should never be in the house, but my life was mine to screw up as I please. To this day, I have not done any drugs. I have immense respect for the trust my parents placed in me, and that alone kept me more in line than any punishment I can remember. Very sound advice. My friends parents said pretty much the same except that he should experiment at home under their supervision if he wanted to - much better to fuck-out with someone straight and responsible around to help - he never seemed interested in trying them either. Fortunately I still have a fair few years to decide how to broach the sex/drugs thing with my kids.
Maybe they should also build a Stupid Idiot planet and go there themselves. I'm not the only one who's said it before: Let's just take the warnings off of everything.
From memory, setTimeout forms a time-delayed but synchronous entry into the execution stream, you will not get two threads in the same javascript code pile running simultaneously, the timeout will not fire until the execution stream is idle. Uh-uh, it has its own execution context. You can absolutely run timed out functions concurrently. Try this:
I thought I remember a while ago about some search engine using intelligence to ignore hidden text (text with the same or a similar color as the background). Of course the easy work around for that is to use an image for your background and then that may fool the bot, but who knows, they could code to accomidate that too. You could use OCR to detect that (and to index images used for text content).
Also, wouldn't that allow one an opportunity to fork-bomb the googlebot then as well? JavaScript doesn't have fork AFAIK. The setTimeout function can do a similar thing.
Other good ones are GraphicsEx, which lets you save a page as an image - like a screen grab but it gets the whole page - really useful for web designers/developers and text/plain that let's you highlight a URL in text and open it in another tab/window.
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Doh! What am I thinking, of course they log the user-agent one.
023AD01('Semi-Identical', 'Twin')
ThinkGeek used to sell a torch you could jack-off.
To the plastic maybe, but allergic to EM radiation!?
I know someone who smoked some DMT and said he "saw" colours he'd not experienced before, among other strange things.
Brilliant!
Do I have to buy a licence for the songs "recorded" in my head?
What about if, as a joke, someone created a web page that never ends -- a new joke page to trick your friends into clicking on over to -- yes, you asked for it, but you got more than you bargained for.
Pointing device? Real Geeks use the keyboard to navigate the computer.
Wouldn't it be great if we could create aliases for our files (which get updated automatically when we move the files around) and organise these in various ways to suit different work-flows, and multiple people being able to access these files simultaneously. Also being able to add tags and other meta-data and be able to search by these might be useful. Oh, some kind of automated version control would be good too.
Somewhat OT but I'm dying to know, if you're really in China that is. Recently the Global Language Monitor rated the top Chinglish translation as a sign - in a Beijing railway station IIRC - saying "Question Authority", meaning ask the guy in a uniform if you have any questions, I think they meant "Information Kiosk". Anyway, they didn't back up their claim with a pic and I can't find one on-line. Supposedly they are replacing all the Chinglish signs with properly translated ones in time for the Olympics. It'd be a shame if no-one documented this before it's gone.
Other good ones are GraphicsEx, which lets you save a page as an image - like a screen grab but it gets the whole page - really useful for web designers/developers and text/plain that let's you highlight a URL in text and open it in another tab/window.