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Semi-Identical Twins Discovered

daftna writes in with a story from Nature about a pair of twins who are neither identical nor fraternal: they are semi-identical. Researchers discovered twins who share all of their mother's DNA but only half of their father's. Both children are chimeras — their cells are not genetically uniform, but include a mix of genes from two separate sperm cells that fertilized a single egg. This is, apparently, not as rare as one might think; but the resulting fetus is rarely viable. This report marks the first known incidence of two half-identical twins resulting from a double fertilization.

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  1. Sounds like mom was a busy girl. by alcmaeon · · Score: 5, Funny

    Subject says it all.

    1. Re:Sounds like mom was a busy girl. by maxume · · Score: 5, Funny

      Problems with your sperm count? (lots of guys have more than, ya know, one. Harr).

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    2. Re:Sounds like mom was a busy girl. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Inconceivable!

    3. Re:Sounds like mom was a busy girl. by robyannetta · · Score: 1
      Both children are chimeras

      I'm still waiting for someone to make a Full Metal Alchemist reference...

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    4. Re:Sounds like mom was a busy girl. by countach · · Score: 4, Interesting

      One wonders what would happen with child support payments if the two sperms came from a different father. I doubt the rules and regulations know how to deal with that one.

    5. Re:Sounds like mom was a busy girl. by renegadesx · · Score: 1

      Dad go home, this is your fault you know

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    6. Re:Sounds like mom was a busy girl. by iamacat · · Score: 4, Interesting

      This is the least of these kids problems. One of the kids has genitals which are in between penis and vagina. Both have inconsistent genetic makeup which is bound to cause health or at least fertility issues. Imagine living a life where you are called "a very special and wonderful person", but no personal life or even ability to enter either public restroom without people looking at you dubiously.

    7. Re:Sounds like mom was a busy girl. by Brad1138 · · Score: 1

      the two sperms came from a different father.

      Probably the different father would pay.

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    8. Re:Sounds like mom was a busy girl. by mazarin5 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, the law should handle this quite well. In my state at least, paternity is established if the child shares 99% of particular markers with the potential father. In this case, one child would have 50% of Suzie's DNA and 50% of Steve's, while the other would have 50% of Suzie's and 50% of Joe's. The testing would clearly indicate which child corresponded to which father, and the law is based on that testing.

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    9. Re:Sounds like mom was a busy girl. by niktemadur · · Score: 2, Informative

      Similar (but not, ahem, identical) cases have popped up before.

      I remember reading a long time ago, in one of the Wallace/Wallechinski Book Of Lists, an article about a case in the seventies in Germany, more mundane in that two eggs were fertilized, so that the kids were not chimeras, but extremely weird in outcome, as the woman gave birth to two boys, one fully african and the other fully caucasian!

      I believe it's the only recorded case of two simultaneous fertilizations from different ethnic gene pools, but that has more to do with the woman having sex with two men on a day she ovulated twice. So it's not as deeply unique as the case in TFA, but it must have been quite a spectacular sight.

      I would have loved to have seen the faces of the delivery room staff when the second kid was coming out. In fact, when mommy was presented with her newborns, she fainted in shock. I don't know if she was married, but if she was, her first thought when coming round must have been, however it's said in german, "I've got some explaining to do".

      Anyway, my point is that at least in Germany at least, there's a civil precedent for two simultaneous daddies.

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    10. Re:Sounds like mom was a busy girl. by countach · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, we're talking about one child with 50% of Suzie, 25% Joe and 25% Steve.

    11. Re:Sounds like mom was a busy girl. by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "No, we're talking about one child with 50% of Suzie, 25% Joe and 25% Steve."

      I can't seem to get this outta my head...

      "So who da baby daddy?"

      :-)

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    12. Re:Sounds like mom was a busy girl. by boltik · · Score: 0

      Imagine living a life where you are called "a very special and wonderful person", but no personal life That's a life of regular slashdoter (no personal life) wich can also fix other people's computer (hence the "very special and wonderful"). Myself as an example.
    13. Re:Sounds like mom was a busy girl. by mazarin5 · · Score: 1

      Note to self: clicking the link does not count as reading the article. :)

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    14. Re:Sounds like mom was a busy girl. by jpkunst · · Score: 1

      the woman gave birth to two boys, one fully african and the other fully caucasian!

      Surely the boys must have been either half african and fully caucasian, fully african and half caucasian, or half african and half caucasian.

      JP

    15. Re:Sounds like mom was a busy girl. by iamacat · · Score: 1

      You do realize that the lack of social life is entirely your choice? Join a class in community college and ask others to do homework together afterwards. Take some ballroom dance and yoga classes. If you feel shy, have a couple of drinks at a party before socializing. Whatever you think of your own appearance and social skills, there are plenty of persons of your opposite/preferred sex and certainly friend material of the same caliber. Get your grooves back together.

    16. Re:Sounds like mom was a busy girl. by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Actually they don't specify, but odds are it's one child with 50% Suzie, 25% Joe A, and 25% Joe B.

      This may come as a surprise, but you don't need 2 guys to get 2 sperms. As it turns out, most guy's reproductive resources aren't in very high demand/low supply, relatively speaking. No pun intended in either sentence.

    17. Re:Sounds like mom was a busy girl. by rev063 · · Score: 1

      You're not thinking of this case, are you? A woman in the UK gave birth to twins: one white and one black. They both had the same mixed-race father, and the genetic lottery gave one child "white" genes from the father, and the other "black" genes. (Yes, I'm oversimplifying.)

    18. Re:Sounds like mom was a busy girl. by niktemadur · · Score: 1

      Good one, rev063! However, the link you provide to the Urban Legends page confirms a fact from 2005. The one I write about happened in the seventies in Germany, which I read about it in the mid-eighties. In the original article, there was no description about the father, only about the births and mother's ethnicity, pretty limited information now that you bring it to mind (in a very gentle way).

      BTW, that's a beautiful family in your link. I'm slavic and married to a mexican girl, no children yet. She plays mexican folk music, I design databases and webpages, we take super cool road trips to off-the-beaten-path places, we're in no hurry to anchor ourselves. Fuck, man, when I turned her on to Monty Python, she became more obsessed with it than me!

      Now why the hell am I talking about my personal life?

      I've grown to think that Wallace and the Wallechinskis (David and Amy) did a true geek's job with their The Book Of Lists and People's Almanac series of books back in the seventies and early eighties, and while I'm at it, I'll throw in Uncle John's Bathroom Reader series in the nineties.

      Anyway, my point is, thanks for the link, if you can turn my so-called truth into skepticism, I wanna buy you a drink.

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  2. Discovery Health "I'm my own twin" by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    We're finding new chimeras every day, now that DNA testing is becoming more common. Discovery Health even had a program where genetic testing showed a mother's children to be the product of her BROTHER and her husband; though she had no brother. Turned out she was a hermaphrodite- some of her cells, including her EGGS, were male- a fraternal twin that had been absorbed early in the gestation process.

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    1. Re:Discovery Health "I'm my own twin" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Could a similar event lead to a virgin giving birth? News of such an event could be of Biblical proportions.

    2. Re:Discovery Health "I'm my own twin" by good+soldier+svejk · · Score: 4, Informative

      Chimerism is also a source of the exceedingly rare brindle coat pattern in horses. In such cases the different color hairs will have different DNA. In one case this caused two consecutive DNA sample sent to a lab for pedigree verification to return negative parentage for both the sire and dam, even though the owner had personally witnessed both the fertilization and the birth and hence knew for sure who the foal's parents were. DNA from the stallion's blood samples also showed no evidence of a Y chromosome.

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    3. Re:Discovery Health "I'm my own twin" by BobPaul · · Score: 1

      Your description sounded really "out there" so I did some looking. There's a paragraph on wikipedia that gives a good summary: Chimerism. The rest of the page is about intersex (hermaphrodite).

    4. Re:Discovery Health "I'm my own twin" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a fraternal twin that had been absorbed early in the gestation process.

      Wonder if she grew up to be a Maneater?
    5. Re:Discovery Health "I'm my own twin" by Starburnt · · Score: 5, Funny

      More importantly, Slashdotters may now be able to reproduce.

      That could be of Biblical proportions.

    6. Re:Discovery Health "I'm my own twin" by spielermacher · · Score: 1

      This is interesting. Tyler Hamilton, the American who won the Cycling Gold Medal at the Athens Olympics (and a stage at the Tour de France) tested postive for blood doping - where atheletes get infusions of other people's more oxygen rich blood. I saw an interview with him a bit later on HBO Sports where he claimed that he was innocent, and that he tested positive because he was a chimera, and had two different types of blood, which is what led to the appearance of having an infusion. He was basically laughed out of the sport because of this; maybe it's not so farfetched and there may be some truth to his story?

    7. Re:Discovery Health "I'm my own twin" by boingo82 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Your description of the show is VERY inaccurate - the main person featured in the show, Lydia, was not a hermaphrodite. She did not have male eggs. She did not have male cells.

      When she was DNA tested to receive welfare, the DNA indicated that her children weren't hers - but the mother would've been someone with similar DNA *like a brother* of hers.

      Somehow you took that to mean that she had hermaphroditism, which would have made her infertile. That's pretty illogical - how the hell does a person have male eggs? And how would they think that her kids had been fathered by two males? They didn't.

      A more accurate summary of the show is here.

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    8. Re:Discovery Health "I'm my own twin" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Could a similar event lead to a virgin giving birth? News of such an event could be of Biblical proportions.\

      Are you suggesting that Jesus may have been inbred? I mean, that would certainly explain a lot of things about the Deep South....

    9. Re:Discovery Health "I'm my own twin" by NIckGorton · · Score: 4, Informative

      Intersex is not the same thing as a hermaphrodite. All hermaphrodites are intersex, but the vast majority of intersex people are not hermaphrodites. To be a human hermaphrodite, you have to have ovarian and testicular tissue in the same person. Most people who are intersex have only ovarian OR testicular tissue. Instead of having both types of gonads there is some problem with sexual development in the womb that results in a person with physical characteristics somewhere on the spectrum between the poles of male and female bodies. (Hence the newer term for intersex conditions: DSD or disorder of sex development.)

      More importantly, if you call a person who is intersex a hermaphrodite many will likely be quite unhappy with you. Its akin to calling a Native American an 'Indian' - not only generally disliked by the people you are labeling but also factually incorrect because of a misunderstanding of what the term means (or on what continent you are located.)

      Nick

    10. Re:Discovery Health "I'm my own twin" by kestasjk · · Score: 4, Informative

      Are you calling the virgin Mary a hermaphrodite?! Blasphemy!

      As we probably all know 'virgin' was indisputably a mistranslation; the Hebrew for 'young woman' (almah) was translated into the Greek for 'virgin' (parthenos). I wonder why we all still refer to her as the virgin Mary, now that we know she wasn't (necessarily, to be absolutely pedantic) a virgin.

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    11. Re:Discovery Health "I'm my own twin" by Rolgar · · Score: 2

      Christianity teaches that Jesus is the God-man. That is, his mother was human, his conception caused by the Holy Spirit, so that the mix of his divinity (Godness) and humanity has cured our humanity from some of its brokenness, and his death was the death of sin, and his rising from the third day was the defeat of our mortality that gives us a chance at eternal life. If he had a human father, that's not the case, Jesus wasn't God, and his death would not be sufficient to redeem humanity from sin. Some individuals who claim to be Christian would disagree, but probably 1.5 billion of the 1.6 billion Christians would agree. The Muslims and Jews disagree.

    12. Re:Discovery Health "I'm my own twin" by Boronx · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The new testament wasn't translated from Hebrew, was it?

    13. Re:Discovery Health "I'm my own twin" by JeanPaulBob · · Score: 5, Informative

      No, "virgin" was not "indisputably" a mistranslation. And it is most certain that your "young woman" is a poor translation--to my mind, worse than "virgin".

      The issue is not with the New Testament; there is no question that Mary is reported to have been a virgin in the New Testament. The issue originates with the Septuagint, the Greek translation of the Old Testament produced by Jews before the time of Christ, and it has to do with the translation of Isaiah 7:14, an ostensibly Messianic prophecy. (The Septuagint was the translation used by New Testament writers.) It translates the Hebrew "almah" with the Greek "parthenos". Parthenos almost always means "virgin", while almah has a slightly different but overlapping semantic range. It's closer to "maid, unmarried girl, young woman of marriageable age". (Your "young woman" leaves out the unmarried/of marriable age implications.) Culturally speaking, an almah most likely would be a virgin--that would be the strong expectation, and it's enough to make "virgin" a connotation of "almah". While parthenos is not a precise translation, it is not a mistranslation. At the very least, not indisputably so. My goodness, man, just read the Wikipedia entry on almah and follow the references! This is not obscure information.

      Sure, if you limit the meaning of "almah" to "young woman", it makes for a better game of "Hee hee, look at the silly Christians," but if you're interested in honest scholarship, you'll have to open your mind a bit.

    14. Re:Discovery Health "I'm my own twin" by rrohbeck · · Score: 1

      Virgins giving birth happen all the time.
      Did nobody tell you to be careful when, uh, fooling around?

    15. Re:Discovery Health "I'm my own twin" by Ravon+Rodriguez · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Turning water into wine, walking on water, bringing the dead back to life... and It's the translation of the word "virgin" that you have a problem with?

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    16. Re:Discovery Health "I'm my own twin" by rucs_hack · · Score: 1

      we also still talk about parting the Red Sea even though it is now known to mean 'the sea of Reeds.

      I like the old testament though, it's cool the way archaeologists went round the world, bible in hand, and found all kinds of 'mythical' places were real. Mind you, I read it as a very old book, not as a guide to life or any such crap. Tried to read it in the Hebrew once, but I wasn't patient enough to learn all of the language.

      The new testaments a crock, it reads like a comic book.

    17. Re:Discovery Health "I'm my own twin" by aebrain · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately there's still so little research done on the more outrageously rare (we think) Intersex conditions, often because of sheer emberressment. Think how terrible it must be to be a self-fertilising hermaphrodite. Or to be a really spectacularly gorgeous-looking girl, who at age 17 or so finds out she is actually genetically male but with Complete Androgen Insensitivity (hence 100% female-looking rather than the 90-something most women are).

      Or worse, those women born with 5-alpha-reductase-deficiency, who turn into guys late in puberty. Though many 5ARD cases are male-brained so it's a dream come true rather than a nightmare. Or maybe a guy with CAH (Congenital Adrenal Hyperplasia) who finds out he's actually genetically female. Or neither 46xy (male) or 46xx (female) but 47xxy (Kleinfelter). Have you had your karyotype checked lately?

      Yes, it's fine to make jokes about people like that - unless you're one of them, and have to deal with something like Ideopathic Partial Sex Reversal, meaning "well, it's a good job you've always thought you were a lesbian trapped in a male body, as your body isn't male any more. Not quite fully female either, but we can fix that surgically now.". 9 Cases I know of. Including me. Worst thing is, I'm no longer lesbian. Something to do with vassopressin receptors we think.

      You know some readers will think I'm joking (don't blame them) or perhaps just crackers (don't blame them either). But we have the photos, blood tests etc. And may I refer everyone to the Intersex Society of North America for more details on various of the more common Intersex conditions. There are hundreds.

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    18. Re:Discovery Health "I'm my own twin" by M8e · · Score: 1

      Walking In water...

    19. Re:Discovery Health "I'm my own twin" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course we used to be young an unmarried.

      But then *gasp* she married Joseph, so God knows what happened then. I can't believe that she didn't let him touch her for nine months, but suddenly was pregnant.

    20. Re:Discovery Health "I'm my own twin" by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Its akin to calling a Native American an 'Indian' - not only generally disliked by the people you are labeling but also factually incorrect because of a misunderstanding of what the term means (or on what continent you are located.)

      Not really. Most Indians call themselves Indian or whatever specific tribe they belong to. Indian is likely a result of Columbus referring to them as In Dios - I'm pretty sure India as a country didn't quite exist at the time, and it's not that hard to figure out whether you landed in that area anyway - there's a lot of stuff between India and the Pacific.

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    21. Re:Discovery Health "I'm my own twin" by BlueTrin · · Score: 1

      Could a similar event lead to a virgin giving birth? News of such an event could be of Biblical proportions.

      *no pun intended*

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    22. Re:Discovery Health "I'm my own twin" by rohan972 · · Score: 1

      I can't believe that she didn't let him touch her for nine months, but suddenly was pregnant.

      The book says Mary became pregant when they were betrothed (Luke 1:27), she stayed with Elizabeth for 3 months (Luke 1:56), by the time Jesus was born they were already married. I think it is probably not unusual for a pregnant woman to not have sex, and depending on what era and culture, not unusual for a woman to be a virgin when married.

    23. Re:Discovery Health "I'm my own twin" by asninn · · Score: 1

      More importantly, if you call a person who is intersex a hermaphrodite many will likely be quite unhappy with you. Its akin to calling a Native American an 'Indian' - not only generally disliked by the people you are labeling but also factually incorrect because of a misunderstanding of what the term means (or on what continent you are located.)

      That's not necessarily true insofar as that some intersexual people (whether they're true hermaphrodites or not) actually use the term "hermaphrodite" as a label that's worn with pride (for example, the ISNA (Intersex Society of North America) had a newsletter called "Hermaphrodites with Attitude" until a few years ago), but you're correct that it's not generally something that you should do unless you're intersexual yourself. It's just like when an African American calls another "my nigga"; that's perfectly fine and not understood as an insult, but you shouldn't try it if you're white.

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    24. Re:Discovery Health "I'm my own twin" by master_p · · Score: 1

      "Young woman" in those times meant the girl was a virgin.

      Of course it would really be good to be able to prove Mary was no virgin, because religion, as it is right now, causes more problems than it solves, but we have to be fair with the historical texts and recognize the fact that people were not so "accurate" back then.

    25. Re:Discovery Health "I'm my own twin" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A bunch of Slashdotter-spawn running all over the place? You must read a different Bible then the one i've heard tell about, unless perhaps you mean that old testament fire and brimstone wrath of god type stuff.

    26. Re:Discovery Health "I'm my own twin" by Jamil+Karim · · Score: 1

      Muslims would disagree with the statement that Jesus is the Son of God. They would also disagree with the existence of the Holy Spirit. However, they would agree with the virgin birth, as it is recorded in the Koran.

      Disclaimer: I'm a Christian, but was raised Muslim.

    27. Re:Discovery Health "I'm my own twin" by Elad+Alon · · Score: 1

      All normal miracles performed by yet another of god's chosen prophets, when compared with the old testament.

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    28. Re:Discovery Health "I'm my own twin" by operagost · · Score: 1

      No, but the prophecy from Isaiah was. Regardless, it is a lack of understanding of Jewish culture that leads to this debate; as a young woman was reasonably expected to be a virgin in that culture and "almah" assumed this, much as the somewhat archaic English word "maiden" does.

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    29. Re:Discovery Health "I'm my own twin" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      News Flash, champ. American Indian is the term.

    30. Re:Discovery Health "I'm my own twin" by OwnedByTwoCats · · Score: 1

      Just like the way Schliemann went out and discovered Troy, proving that all of the events in the Illiad and the Odyssey were real, too.

    31. Re:Discovery Health "I'm my own twin" by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      There might be. Though I thought the more common method was to dope with your own blood (store a pint away on a non-training day, for re-infusion the day of the race)?

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    32. Re:Discovery Health "I'm my own twin" by dpilot · · Score: 1

      Trying to infer stuff from the Old Testament...

      I believe it was David's sister Dinah who had sex with (Don't remember if it was rape or consensual, or if pregnancy was involved.) a Philistine, and both families considered it "betrothal", at least until the bride's brothers snuck in at night and slaughtered the groom-to-be and his family.

      Jewish code was pretty big on "clean" and "unclean," so it wouldn't surprise me that there would be religious prohibitions regarding sex during pregnancy. There's a certain medical sense to it too, because sex during pregnancy can induce labor. It's also possible that the clean/unclean restrictions around a woman's period might have also increased the odds of a boy, (future worker/warrior) based on more modern observations.

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    33. Re:Discovery Health "I'm my own twin" by Sigg3.net · · Score: 0

      ... and It's the translation of the word "virgin" that you have a problem with?

      On top of that, this is slashdot. Virginity isn't an issue here. Double the question marks; "??"

    34. Re:Discovery Health "I'm my own twin" by operagost · · Score: 1

      What part of the New Testament reads like a comic book to you? Or do you merely like to make sweeping unfounded statements for no reason? I highly doubt someone who has made an attempt to learn Hebrew would be so closed-minded.

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    35. Re:Discovery Health "I'm my own twin" by freakmn · · Score: 1

      A bunch of Slashdotter-spawn running all over the place? You must read a different Bible then the one i've heard tell about, unless perhaps you mean that old testament fire and brimstone wrath of god type stuff. The closest thing that I can find in there is the plague of frogs. Perhaps a plague of slashdotters will be a similar punishment? The only thing is that the Egyptians thought of a frog as a god, and I don't know of anyone who thinks slashdotters are gods.
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    36. Re:Discovery Health "I'm my own twin" by rucs_hack · · Score: 1

      I tried to learn hebrew about 20 years ago.

      I'm not closed minded. I'm open minded, willing to debate a thing and be proven wrong.

      The new testament is absurd with most of its claims, although before I actually studied it in detail I didn't think this. I will never believe that someone was able to do all those miracles. Why? Because even though it was supposedly so very impressive, there is not a single written account outside of the bible. Writing was very popular, and yet no one else recorded this supposedly godlike individual. We have written documents from before, during and after that time, but not a one mentions him walking on water, or bringing the dead back to life. The only documents that seem to mention him talk about a strong and radical political leader.

      Oh yes, and I read a book about St Francis of Assisi, written by a Roman catholic priest that said most of his miracles weren't miracles at all, he was likely mentally unstable, and his visions were the result of being starved half to death. You see, there were other accounts of St Francis, and they reveal that he was indeed most likely a loon.

      Just because a thing is accepted by many millions does not make it true, most of those believers are trained from birth not to question the facts. Someone I know was almost institutionalised in the fifties at seven years old because her uncle was a Jesuit and she tried to question him about the miracles. That is not evidence of an arena for honest debate.

    37. Re:Discovery Health "I'm my own twin" by x2A · · Score: 1

      "even though the owner had personally witnessed both the fertilization and the birth"

      huh, these country folk and their weird animal porn...

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    38. Re:Discovery Health "I'm my own twin" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or to be a really spectacularly gorgeous-looking girl, who at age 17 or so finds out she is actually genetically male but with Complete Androgen Insensitivity (hence 100% female-looking rather than the 90-something most women are).
      I saw that on an episode of House.
    39. Re:Discovery Health "I'm my own twin" by rohan972 · · Score: 1

      Jacob and Leah's daughter, the story is in Genesis 34 (no, I don't have the bible memorised, I have it on my computer). There a quite a few ways that people became married in the bible, as far as I know, none of them considered the definitive way it has to be done. There generally seems to have been a promise to marry, then the actual marriage, but it's easy to find examples different to this, even in the Old Testament law.

  3. DUP!! by dustball23 · · Score: 5, Funny

    This story was already posted!! Oh, no, wait...

    1. Re: DUP!! by Black+Parrot · · Score: 5, Funny

      We don't get dupes, we get semi-identical posts.

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    2. Re: DUP!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      We don't get duplicates, we get semi-identical posts.

    3. Re: DUP!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ^^ THIS post is Not funny, offtopic AND retarded!

  4. They need a different term besides "Chimera" by The-Bus · · Score: 5, Funny

    I understand it's mythologically correct to use the term "chimera" but whenever I hear it I always envision something else: a ghastly soulless beast with an iron heart, breathing fire out of a cavernous tooth-lined maw, crushing entire houses under gigantic feathered elephant legs; a scaled, whiplike tail kicks up ashy dust clouds as its dragged for miles behind this monstrocity.

    No matter how many times I hear the biological equivalent of the term (which is never as exciting) I'm always let down. I always think some giant monster has been discovered, or someone turned into this monster, or geneticists have new clues as to the cause of this monster.

    It's a bit annoying once I'm letdown but for a precious few seconds I'm always aghast in wonder.

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    1. Re:They need a different term besides "Chimera" by maxume · · Score: 1

      Mashup?

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    2. Re:They need a different term besides "Chimera" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting. I always envisioned a chimera as an alien hybrid with glowing hands, but on another note I wonder if this would be anything like Fry being his own grandfather..;)

    3. Re:They need a different term besides "Chimera" by darkreaper00 · · Score: 1

      Continue to keep your eyes open: science continues to make unnatural chimeras at a blinding speed. Check out that story a few down about growing teeth, for example. The bioengineering we're up to these days is heavy stuff.

    4. Re:They need a different term besides "Chimera" by ozmanjusri · · Score: 1
      I always envision something else: a ghastly soulless beast with an iron heart, breathing fire out of a cavernous tooth-lined maw, crushing entire houses under gigantic feathered elephant legs

      I see you've met my wife, then.

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  5. Serious question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    How is this interesting? What are the implications?

    (I'm sure it is, it just seems.. moot to me).

    1. Re:Serious question by maxume · · Score: 1

      No one understands the process by which it happened. (That's pretty interesting to me, the implications, who knows.)

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    2. Re:Serious question by khallow · · Score: 1

      I see several things. First, it's another indication of the extraordinary stability of the reproduction process and is yet another route for evolutionary speciation (by shuffling around the chromosomes both in location and number). And it's an incredibly rare event. First, identical twins occur in 3 of 1000 births. Second, fertilization by two sperm (as occured here) is a 1% event. Assuming that they are independent of each other in frequency, then you have a 3 in 100,000 births event that probably is almost aways unviable.

    3. Re:Serious question by tloh · · Score: 4, Interesting

      talk about deja vu!

      Some time ago, I wondered about the exact situation this article raises.

      http://science.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=130374 &cid=10879347

      At the time, it fascinated me because it occured to me that you could have twins which share a maternal set of chromosomes but have one sex chromosome from the father be an X for one of the siblings and the other be a Y.

      In other words, almost identical twin brother/sister pair! One wonders how much of gender is actually in our genes. Well, to have a pair of individuals share so much with the exception of the sex chromosomes - it becomes more reasonable to do an actual comparison. (I am aware there is still lots of room for genetic variation from the rest of the father's somatic set) I don't know how scientific it would be, but as a thought experiment, I wasn't to concerned about it at the time I posted it.

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    4. Re:Serious question by reverseengineer · · Score: 5, Informative
      Well, this case is primarily interesting in the sense of "this thing that very rarely happens, it just happened." The main scientific benefit is that further light is shed on the mechanisms of human reproduction. Obviously, the outlines of that process are well-known, but there's still a lot of uncharted territory when it comes to the non-normal functioning on this process. Reproductive biology is an area where animal models (even in other primates) tend to translate rather poorly to human beings, and is of course also an area with ethical limits on human experimentation. Conceivably, learning about cases like this can advance knowledge about things like infertility and birth defects.

      There's actually an interesting story, almost the flip side of this rare case in humans, running now in the New York Times about marmosets, in which a form of chimerism is quite widespread:

      One of the most surprising results of the study is that over half of male marmosets have chimeric sperm. Dr. Ross and her colleagues discovered cases in which the DNA of male marmosets turned up in babies supposedly fathered by their fraternal twins. In other words, the sperm came from one male, but it had the DNA of the male's brother. A paternity test would show that the baby's genetic father was actually its uncle. The scientists were not able to isolate DNA from marmoset eggs, but they did find that 2 out of 21 marmoset ovaries were chimeric. It's possible that a female marmoset can give birth to nephews and nieces.
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    5. Re:Serious question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The main scientific benefit is that further light is shed on the mechanisms of human reproduction. Obviously, the outlines of that process are well-known, but there's still a lot of uncharted territory when it comes to the non-normal functioning on this process.

      Remember, this is Slashdot, so it is not obvious that the mechanisms of human reproduction are well known the average reader. Shashdot readers are not very likely to have first had experience with human reproduction, except for the being born part.

    6. Re:Serious question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A paternity test would show that the baby's genetic father was actually its uncle.

      Man... that's really going to fuck with the marmoset Montel Jordan.
  6. wow, that must be embarassing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    having it all over the news that their mom was into double penetration i mean jesus maybe she was in college

    1. Re:wow, that must be embarassing by Grishnakh · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This is the second comment along these lines. I don't see anything in TFA indicating that the two sperm cells are from different men; they're just different sperm cells (which all are different, even from the same man, since they only contain half the man's genetic code).

      However, I have heard of women having fraternal twins by two different men. So "semi-identical" twins by two different men would be an extremely rare and interesting bit of news, since the twins would each have genetic material from both fathers.

      Maybe some women should try for this to achieve notoriety and advance the cause of science...

    2. Re:wow, that must be embarassing by TekPolitik · · Score: 1

      Maybe some women should try for this to achieve notoriety and advance the cause of science...

      Does Freddy Krueger count?

    3. Re:wow, that must be embarassing by BobPaul · · Score: 1

      So "semi-identical" twins by two different men would be an extremely rare and interesting bit of news, since the twins would each have genetic material from both fathers.


      Umm, no they wouldn't. They're semi-identical because they're from the same egg but different sperm. If there was a double-penetration act each semi-twin would still have a distinct father, but share since they shared the same egg, would share the same placenta and traits inherited from the mother.

      To the casual observer, the two would appear no different than fraternal twins.
    4. Re:wow, that must be embarassing by Grishnakh · · Score: 2, Informative
      This is incorrect. From TFA:

      The 'semi-identical' twins are the result of two sperm cells fusing with a single egg -- a previously unreported way for twins to come about, say the team that made the finding. The twins are chimaeras, meaning that their cells are not genetically uniform. Each sperm has contributed genes to each child.


      According to this, in these chimaera-twins, each sperm contributes genes to each child. So if the sperm were from different fathers, the resulting twins would each really have two fathers, sharing traits from both (and the mother). It'd be interesting if some twins were created this way, with the three parents all of different races.
    5. Re:wow, that must be embarassing by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 5, Funny

      Maybe some women should try for this to achieve notoriety and advance the cause of science...

      And the plot for the next gang-bang porno suddenly comes into view.

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    6. Re:wow, that must be embarassing by dazilla · · Score: 1
      From TFA:

      The twins are chimaeras, meaning that their cells are not genetically uniform. Each sperm has contributed genes to each child. So they would be "identical" from the mother's DNA (which depending on the genes that activate from the mother's side, can increase or decrease the closeness of appearance between the twins). However each sperm would contribute a different set of DNA (but since the twins are chimeras, they get both sets in different areas).

      I don't even want to imagine the scenario that would be required to get two sperm from two different fathers to fertilize one egg at the same time.
    7. Re:wow, that must be embarassing by DavidTC · · Score: 3, Informative

      I don't even want to imagine the scenario that would be required to get two sperm from two different fathers to fertilize one egg at the same time.

      From what I remember from biology, almost all fertilization often happens when the egg drops into place, and the sperm is just hanging around already there. The 'sperm swims to the egg' is a fairly large over-simplification of the process.

      This is how the morning after pill works, it stops the release of the egg so it won't hit the sperm waiting for it, or at least screws the release up long enough that the sperm dies. (Sperm lasts like 24 hours inside a woman, IIRC.)

      So one egg being fertilized from two fathers is not that amazing, timewise. The egg (Or two eggs, or three, or whatever) shows up, and there are two men's sperm waiting for it. Considering the low amount of two sperm fertilizing one egg, the odds of them every happening with two fathers is improbable, but plenty of fraternal twins have different fathers. (Well, 'plenty' is probably overstating it, but it's happened enough that it's not even that neat a trick.)

      Incidentally, there's some study out that that demonstrated that men can sometimes produce sperm that is a good deal less viable, and the main purpose of it appears to be entangling other men's sperm, stopping it from reaching any eggs. And that men who are suspicious of affairs, or just know their lover has other lovers, are more likely to produce said combatant sperm.

      The real amazing trick here is two chimera twins. Human chimeras are fairly unlikely to be healthy, as the two parts often react in bad ways. Although, now that I think about it, if one survived, that logically means the combination 'worked', and thus the other surviving is not that impressive.

      I'm confused as to why they're calling these 'semi-identical' twins, though. They'd be semi-identical if each of them contained a single genetic code that considered of the same part from the mother but with each having a different part from the father. However, they both contain the same genetic codes, so they are, indeed, identical twins. They just have 1.5 times the genetic code of anyone else, with cells in their body randomly containing one code or another.

      What they really are are two semi-chimeras. Parts of their body have half the genetic code differing, instead of all their genetic code differing like normal chimeras. Which is, I guess, why they managed to live. But I seem to recall that a lot of the surviving human chimeras are like this. So they're just unique in being a pair.

      I guess they're 'semi-identical' in the sense that different parts of their bodies might contain different genetic codes. One twin's heart might contain code A, and the other code B, whereas they both have code A eyes and code B hair color.

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    8. Re:wow, that must be embarassing by dorath · · Score: 1

      (Sperm lasts like 24 hours inside a woman, IIRC.)
      Sperm can last 3-5 days.
    9. Re:wow, that must be embarassing by kenb215 · · Score: 1

      However, they both contain the same genetic codes, so they are, indeed, identical twins. They just have 1.5 times the genetic code of anyone else, with cells in their body randomly containing one code or another.
      I don't think so. What I got out of the article was that one egg was fertilized by two different sperm (A and B). When the egg split into two separate embryos, one of them had the DNA of sperm A, while the other had some DNA from A and some from B.
    10. Re:wow, that must be embarassing by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      Oh! I missed that part, I thought they were both chimeras.

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  7. No more jokes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well that should cock up the old joke about the blonde who gave birth to twins and wanted to know who the father of the other one was.

  8. No problem by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 5, Funny
    Problems with your sperm count?

    No I can count up to five, even with one hand busy!

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    1. Re:No problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Five? Pathetic. I can do up to 31!

    2. Re:No problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can count up to thirty-one on one hand.

    3. Re:No problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny, I found it no problem to count up to 242!

  9. This isn't new... by 7Prime · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Maybe this was slightly different, but I knew two guys back in high school who were genetically half-identical twins. I guess the condition was caused by the polar body (which normally disentigrates) containing enough cytoplasm to sustain itself, and thus allowing it to be fertilized by a sperm other than its pair. They refered to this as "Polar Body Twins". It is extremely rare, but not unheard of. Furthermore, they really looked the part, being much closer in appearance than fraternal twins, but being subtley different from identical twins.

    There seems to be a hot debate over the possibility of this happening. Some scientists fully support the notion that this happens, while some have rejected the notion altogether, citing that polar body's don't "normally" contain enough cytoplasm to sustain themselves. But this sounds like a rediculous arguement, to me, since the exact amount of cytoplasm that is both required for fertilization, and the exact amount that a polar body usually contain, very wildly.

    Unfortunately, it's very difficult to confirm whether or not this occurs, since percentage of difference in genetics between both fraternal twins and polar body twins is not exact. Polar Body twins will always contain between 50% to 100% of the same genentics (averaging at 75%0, where-as fraternal twins could be anywhere between 0% to 100% similarity. So, my friends will never actually know whether they developed from identical zygotes, but their genetic makeup was similar enough, that many doctors speculated that this was the case.

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    1. Re:This isn't new... by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 1

      Furthermore, they really looked the part, being much closer in appearance than fraternal twins, but being subtley different from identical twins. The Olsen Twins?
    2. Re:This isn't new... by jd · · Score: 1
      It should be possible to determine, provided the genetic material shared is not 100%. What will matter is how the genetic material is distributed. For example, in the story being described, the twins both have two sets of DNA. The presence of some gene G in both twins tells us relatively little. The presence of some gene G in the same subset of DNA on both twins would tell you much more, as would it occurring on one subset of DNA on one twin but in both subsets of DNA on the other.

      I'm not so sure about "polar body twins", but it would seem to me that exactly one of them should be chimerical and the other should just have the normal set of DNA, because of the mechanics. This would mean that if you tested two twins and looked for matches in the genetic material, the mismatches would be asymmetric. (2 sets of genes - 1 set != one set - two sets.) This could also happen in the case of non-identical triplets where two of them ARE identical, and the non-identical one merges into one of the identical twins to form a single body. Basically, merging of twins is supposed to be how most chimeras arise, so this is just a variant of that with triplets instead. I guess for something like that, you'd say "polar body twins" is good enough until the technology exists to make greater differentiation meaningful.

      Whether or not polar body twins exist, whether or not my musings are even roughly on the mark, I think this goes to show that the field of genetics is a very complicated one. It's no longer a simple case of "map the sequences", because we're discovering lots of new ways in which multiple sequences can simultaneously exist. Of course, it's unlikely a real geneticist has ever seriously believed simple mapping would be sufficient, but given that we now use genetics in everything from modifying food to identifying suspects in a criminal case, it seems apparent that general knowledge could do with improving a whole lot.

      (I wonder what will happen if Anna Nicole Smith's baby is found to be a chimera, and all three claimants for father are matches for different DNA. That could pose an interesting problem for the courts. Hell, if the technology existed to safely turn a person into a chimera, this would be the perfect scenario.)

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    3. Re:This isn't new... by DavidTC · · Score: 2, Interesting

      While in theory siblings can share 0% genetic code (At least, 0% of the genetic code that actually differs among humans.), male siblings must share at least a little. There's only one possibly source for the Y chromosome.

      Incidentally, this article is talking about polar body twins, but ones that 'merged' and then 'unmerged', or, more technically, separated incorrectly. Instead of splitting when first fertilized, they split later, along non-genetic lines.

      This resulted in two people who had both sets of genetic codes, in fairly random cells. This is called a chimera, or, rather, two chimeras, and usually results in death....it's like doing random transplants between people on the street with no regard to the immune system or blood types. Usually part of the body ends up attacking another part.

      When they do live, they usually have odd 'banding' where their skin changes color and their eyes can be different colors. (Note: Eyes can be different colors for other reasons.) If they are a mix of XX and XY, they not only can be intersexed, they can be fully functional hermaphrodites, with both ovaries and testicles, and all the genitalia that goes with both of them. (Although thanks to weird hormones they are unlikely to produce children either way.)

      These kids are 'half-chimeras', in that the genetic code they got from their mother is the same throughout, so only half of the code differs. I seem to recall that most chimeras who live are 'half-chimeras', which makes sense. These two are just odd in that they split into twins, which is mildly ironic in that they 'should' have been polar body twins in the first place, but didn't become twins at that time, and then, later on, they did split up randomly.

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  10. Required Filthy Comment (no vulgarity) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, at least the father was the donor of BOTH sperm cells! Would have been interesting had there been 'something else' going on!

    1. Re:Required Filthy Comment (no vulgarity) by MrShaggy · · Score: 1

      I guess that would have been either Maury Pauvich, or Springer.

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  11. Link? That sounds pretty incredible. by gcnaddict · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Hate to be the party pooper, but do you have a link?

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    1. Re:Link? That sounds pretty incredible. by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      I searched for one. All I got was bloggers to the show. Perhaps you'll find something at Discovery Channel, but as I can't see that from work, perhaps you'll do better than I did....

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    2. Re:Link? That sounds pretty incredible. by brunes69 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'll vouch for the parent, I saw the same show. But I think it was on TLC.

    3. Re:Link? That sounds pretty incredible. by Schemat1c · · Score: 1

      Hate to be the party pooper, but do you have a link? I don't know if it's the same story but here's a link to a New Scientist story about Chimera's.
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    4. Re:Link? That sounds pretty incredible. by porcupine8 · · Score: 1
      I saw this show too, about a year ago - it was the first thing that came to mind when I saw this article.

      Some of these women nearly lost their kids because they couldn't prove via DNA tests that the kids were theirs - child services thought they'd switched them at the hospital or something, even though the father was the father.

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    5. Re:Link? That sounds pretty incredible. by kenb215 · · Score: 1

      Wikipedia has some information on it. Specifically, Lydia Fairchild, the woman who almost had her children taken away, along with that article's sources. As well as a part of the article on intersexuality.

  12. Is there a test... by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

    for detecting mitochondrial milkman DNA?

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    1. Re:Is there a test... by fatcow · · Score: 0

      This would be pretty stupid, because mitochondria genes are ALWAYS passed down from mother to child.

      Read up on any biology textbook n00b.

    2. Re:Is there a test... by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      Okay buddy, you tell that to Reid Fleming!

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  13. "semi-identical" makes as much sense as... by 3on3 · · Score: 0

    "Almost never".They're either identical or not, theres no in-between.

    1. Re:"semi-identical" makes as much sense as... by darkhitman · · Score: 1

      Identical twins are formed by a single fertilized egg dividing and forming two embryos. Fraternal twins, on the other hand, are formed by two eggs being fertilized by two separate sperm. What supposedly happened here is that two separate sperm fertilized one egg, which the divided. So they'll look identical (unless I'm misinterpreting TFA), but two sperm were involved in the process (the fraternal part). Meaning, the label of "semi-identical" applies genetically, if not quite literally.

      On a side note, my brother and I are fraternal twins. However, we look identical. Reasoning? I have no clue; apparently the doctors were vague. For all I know, it could be due to a situation like this, or it could just be random chance.

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    2. Re:"semi-identical" makes as much sense as... by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      I remember hearing about this as soon as it was announced the mother was sort-of pregnant.

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    3. Re:"semi-identical" makes as much sense as... by miskate · · Score: 1

      No, they wouldn't necessarily look identical - as in this case, one twin was male and the other was a "true hermaphrodite" with ambiguous genitalia, which is what led to their being genetically tested in the first place. The following isn't necessarily correct as I'm not a geneticist or whatever you'd need to be to be authoritative on this, but that never stops anyone on slashdot, so I'll have a go: Once the double fertilised embryo splits and the cells start to differentiate (from stem cells into cells with specific functions), some cells will have the genes from one of the sperm and some cells will have the genes from the other sperm. It doesn't follow that in each child the pattern of differentiation for which gene-set's stem cells turn into which types of differentiated cells will necessarily be the same. In this case it would appear that one of the sperm had an X chromosone and one had a Y chromosone (ie one was male and one was female, as gender is determined by the sperm not the ova). Both kids would have parts of their body which contain male genes and parts which contain female genes. In one child, all the genetalia apparently developed with the Y chromosone gene set and in the other the genetalia developed from a mix, leading to it have both testicular and ovarian tissue. If I'm right, then there was probably about an even chance that one of them could have had all femal genetalia. Chimeras often have a strange (but generally barely visible) stripey pattern on their skin as there are bands of flesh from each gene-set (same as with the horses mentioned in a post above). I suspect such twins would not necessarily have the same pattern. If the ova's set of genes had the recessive gene for blue eyes and one sperm had the dominant brown-eyed gene and the other sperm had the recessive blue eyed gene, then the two babies could either both have blue eyes (if the blue-eyed sperm got to do eye colour on both), brown eyes (if the brown eyed sperm got to do eye colour on both) or one could be blue and the other brown (if each got a different sperm's set in the cells that turned into their eyes). Anyway, that's my hokum for the day.

    4. Re:"semi-identical" makes as much sense as... by NIckGorton · · Score: 1

      It makes perfect sense if you realize that identical in the colloquial sense means something different from the scientific sense.

      Its like the word normal with regards to statistics or common usage: Being a lefty, red-headed, or type AB- blood may be on the tail end of the bell curve, but they are not 'abnormal' in the colloquial sense.

      Nick

    5. Re:"semi-identical" makes as much sense as... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On a side note, my brother and I are fraternal twins. However, we look identical. Reasoning? I have no clue; apparently the doctors were vague. For all I know, it could be due to a situation like this, or it could just be random chance.


      Maybe more than you wanted to know, but anyway...

      Embryos develop within a layers of amniotic membranes. Each fraternal twin will have their own placenta and amnion.

      Identical twins, depending on when the split occurred, may either have the same arrangement (about 20-30% of all identical twins) if the split occurred within about 2 days from fertilisation. If the split occurs a little later they will share a placenta, but have separate amniotic sacs (70-80%). If the split occurs relatively late (about 1%), they will share a placenta and amniotic sac.

      When ultrasound scans are performed, twins with separate placentas and amniotic sacs are often 'diagnosed' as fraternal, even though that may not be correct.
  14. Tommo and Hawk by hansamurai · · Score: 1

    There's a great book series by Bryce Courtenay where the first book's (The Potato Factory) last story arc tells about the birth and childhood of a unique pair of semi-identical twins. The mother was a white woman who gave both a black man and an American Indian the right to have sex with her on the same night (long story, read it if you're interested) and had a pair of twins where one was black and the other white. The next book (Tommo and Hawk) was all about the boys and their teenage years living in Australia and New Zealand in the early 20th century. Great series but the really interesting part are the boys, who are technically twins, but are very different in both looks and personality.

    Actually now that I think about it they might not have been semi-identical but just fraternal...

  15. I for one... by oudzeeman · · Score: 1

    ...welcome our freaks-of-nature-semi-identical twin overlords?

    1. Re:I for one... by benj_e · · Score: 1

      I think you mean 023AD01("freaks-of-nature-semi-identical", "twin").

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    2. Re:I for one... by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      No, that's Heinlein's unrelated identical twins from Time enough for Love.

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  16. Solidarity by attemptedgoalie · · Score: 1

    I'm with you.

    One of these days, something from the Monster Manual is going to happen.

    I don't know if that's good or not.

    While it would be cool to see a Mind Flayer wandering about, it's probably not a good start to the day if you run into him.

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    1. Re:Solidarity by AragornSonOfArathorn · · Score: 1

      I'd like to see Blink Dogs. Properly trained, they could help you retire very young (provided you live near a bank with a vault).

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  17. A child of two fathers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, does it mean that if a woman has sex with 2 guys, she could (theoretically) have 1 child from 2 men. Does she get to collect a child support from both of them?

  18. Why this is notable: Cortical reaction by wile_e_wonka · · Score: 5, Informative
    I thought I would note why this doesn't happen all the time in humans (in some mammals it is common for an egg to be able to be penetrated by more than one sperm).

    According to my anatomy textbook, after the spem digests its way through the zona pellucida:

    The plasma membranes of the sperm and oocyte then fuse, and the sperm nucleus is engulfed by the oocyte's cytoplasm. This fusion induces the cortical reaction, wherin granules in the oocyte secrete enzymes into the extracellular space beneath the zona pellucida. These enzymes destroy the sperm receptors on the zona pellucida, preventing any other sperm from binding to and entering the egg.

    1. Re:Why this is notable: Cortical reaction by xLittleP · · Score: 0

      I think you're missing the point. While a single egg being penetrated by more than one sperm is rare for humans, it has been known to happen. The big deal here is that the two sperm (sperms?) came from DIFFERENT people.

      Honestly I don't know why this article hasn't been tagged with an "lol" or a "haha" yet -- it's flipping hilarious.

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    2. Re:Why this is notable: Cortical reaction by chrisb33 · · Score: 1

      I think you're missing the point. While a single egg being penetrated by more than one sperm is rare for humans, it has been known to happen. The big deal here is that the two sperm (sperms?) came from DIFFERENT people. No, that's not what happened. The sperm are both from the same person, they are just different since every sperm contains a (different) random half of your genes. This is quite rare, as the parent post pointed out.
    3. Re:Why this is notable: Cortical reaction by wile_e_wonka · · Score: 1
      You got two things wrong:

      1) The article contains no language implying that the egg was fertilized by sperm from two different males. That was your own misinterpretation. The reason, by the way, that it would be impossible for two different fathers to fetilize the same egg in a human is due to the same factors making it unlikely for it to happen with one father--the egg only lets in one sperm at a time. The sperm would have to reach the egg at the same time. Only a porn star could receive sperm from two different males in a small enough period of time to make your idea happen. If this is this rare with one father, then consider it essentially impossible with two fathers.

      2) you say that multiple insemination is rare, but "known to happen."

      Allow me to refer you to the article:

      a previously unreported way for twins to come about

      it's extremely unlikely that we'll ever see another case

      Prior to this report, multiple insemination of a human egg was only thought to be theoretically possible--it wasn't "known to happen." That is why this story is notable. Female cats and dogs, on the other hand, are known to be able to commonly give birth to a single litter containing offspring from several males, because no similar cortical reaction occurs upon insemination.
    4. Re:Why this is notable: Cortical reaction by rjcarr · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure your wrong about that. I read the article a couple days ago but I don't remember that at all. IANAOBGYN, but I don't think it is very common for more than one sperm to penetrate an egg and produce viable results.

    5. Re:Why this is notable: Cortical reaction by pjp6259 · · Score: 1

      The plasma membranes of the sperm and oocyte then fuse, and the sperm nucleus is engulfed by the oocyte's cytoplasm. This fusion induces the cortical reaction, wherin granules in the oocyte secrete enzymes into the extracellular space beneath the zona pellucida. These enzymes destroy the sperm receptors on the zona pellucida, preventing any other sperm from binding to and entering the egg.

      Hey, how about little warning next time! Some of us are reading this at work - I hope my boss didn't happen to walk by when I had that pulled up.

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  19. one day by Stanneh · · Score: 1

    they will go on to write a film called the matrix.

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  20. Twins by joemawlma · · Score: 1

    Didn't something like this happen to Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny Devito in that one blockbuster smash?

  21. Marmoset family by jhines · · Score: 1

    The NY times reports today http://www.nytimes.com/2007/03/27/science/27marm.h tml the marmoset family of monkeys does this.

  22. DUPE!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We don't get bupes, we get semi-identical posts.

    (Damn! It mutated on me.)

  23. Robert Leeshock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I always envisioned a chimera as an alien hybrid with glowing hands, but on another note I wonder if this would be anything like Fry being his own grandfather...;)

  24. far left by moremojo · · Score: 1

    This is just another example of the far left trying to discredit intelligent design

    1. Re:far left by syphax · · Score: 0


      It's cool, though- this is just another curveball that God throws in now and again to test our faith.

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  25. Just a Sibling? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or can I now claim ( in mixed company ) to be a semi-identical non-twin?

  26. Semi-dup! by SuluSulu · · Score: 1
  27. Evil Twin! by had3l · · Score: 1

    That's like me and my twin, if not for the Evil gene, we'd be identical!

    1. Re:Evil Twin! by ajlitt · · Score: 2, Funny

      Is that also the gene for compulsive goatee growing?

  28. Or... by WK2 · · Score: 1

    A paternity test would show that the baby's genetic father was actually its uncle.

    That usually means something else.

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  29. So let me get this straight . . . by mmell · · Score: 1

    These two are almost, but not quite completely unlike identical twins?

    1. Re:So let me get this straight . . . by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      >DROP TWIN >DROP NOTWIN

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  30. Already happened. by gcnaddict · · Score: 4, Informative

    It just hasn't happened in humans yet.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/6196225. stm

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  31. First Ever? Bullshit! by throatmonster · · Score: 1

    I heard about this over a year ago, and the explosion of DNA testing has led scientists and researchers to realize this is far more common that once thought. Hermaphrodites are probably the most common noticeable result of this; spontaneous abortions are by far the most common (but not commonly linked to this cause) result, but many apparently 'normal' people also have more than one set of DNA that can be traced back to this. When a sperm penetrates an egg, the chemistry that blocks out other sperms is *almost* immediate, but not quite. There is a window of opportunity for this to happen. Go sperms go!

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  32. Deliverance by rodney+dill · · Score: 1

    Well that explains a lot.

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  33. Obligatory Stephen Colbert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    > This is just another example of the far left trying to discredit intelligent design

    Reality has a well-known liberal bias!

  34. I have a twin by Nybble's+Byte · · Score: 0

    who weighs about 150 while I weigh 210. I guess you could say I'm much more identical than my twin!

  35. Yes, but... by IAstudent · · Score: 1

    did the parents require a transmutation circle?

  36. 023AD01('Semi-Identical', 'Twin') by zobier · · Score: 1

    023AD01('Semi-Identical', 'Twin')

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  37. doesn't sound like a big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    but no personal life or even ability to enter either public restroom without people looking at you dubiously.

    I dunno about you, but when I go to the restroom, people usually don't see my weenie. And there's always the stalls to do your business, you know. Furthermore, if people really want this sort of thing "corrected", there are surgical procedures and drugs to make anyone clearly male or clearly female. As for medical risks, most people who are chimeras never seem to find out anyway.

  38. Talk about your race conditions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    laugh, it's funny

  39. Soul Arithmetic by askegg · · Score: 1

    Not to hijack the story, but:

    This story poses an interesting challenge for those people blocking stem cell research on religious grounds.

    The concept of the soul entering the zygote at the moment of conception raises puzzling questions when the resulting cell goes on to split into two viable individuals. What happens to the soul? Is it split in two? Does another soul enter the second? What happens when the individuals are not identical, do we get another soul?

    The situation becomes even more untenable when individual zygotes (re)combine to form a single individual (apparently this happen quite often). Where does the second soul go? Did either have one to begin with?

    As Sam Harris said - "This sort of soul arithmetic does not make sense."

    Stem cell research has the potential to save the live of many. Let's get some sense into the debate and drag ourselves away from ancient thinking.

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    1. Re:Soul Arithmetic by rrohbeck · · Score: 1

      Why do you even use "soul" and "research" in the same context? They have absolutely nothing to do with each other.

    2. Re:Soul Arithmetic by askegg · · Score: 1

      They do when one blocks the other.

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    3. Re:Soul Arithmetic by The+Lurker+King · · Score: 1

      This is where the good twin/bad twin comes from.

    4. Re:Soul Arithmetic by askegg · · Score: 1

      I would mod that up if I could :)

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  40. Chimera?!? by Clete2 · · Score: 1

    The Chimera are spreading again?!? I thought I just defeated them in Resistance: Fall of Man. Time to go slaughter them again!
     
    I hope the world doesn't get overrun by the Chimera again!

  41. Doesn't have to me a mis-translation by Moraelin · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Here's one thought for you: Splash Conception. A.k.a., anal sex is not 100% reliable as birth control. It only takes one drop of sperm on reaching the vulva, and the spermatozoa's mobility takes it from there.

    Then there are things like an elastic hymen, and various other fun ways to end up pregnant while technically a virgin.

    And to make it even more fun, think this: they later had to invent an explanation for exactly this kind of thing, namely the succubi and incubi. Virgin virtuous girls (yeah right) were supposedly impregnated by incubi. You don't invent a whole explanation for something that never happened ever since. So basically they knew it happened more than once, and in fact it happened again and again.

    So here's what _really_ makes me wonder: why is everyone pretending that something happening all the time is a one-time divine miracle? I mean, hello? It's like proclaiming that there is only one Car made by God himself, and steadfastly refusing to acknowledge all the other cars around you. They can't exist, because God said they don't exist.

    I don't know, it's basically fascinating how people can basically force themselves in a thoroughly schizophrenic frame of mind where they believe two completely opposite things at the same time. E.g., simultaneously that (1) Mary's virgin conception was such a unique and inexplicable thing that can only possibly be explained by divine intervention, yet at the same time (2) thousands of other virgin girls got pregnant too, e.g., via incubi. Hello? How can one have unyielding faith that something is unique and non-unique at the same time? Or that it could have been possible only by divine intervention, yet at the same time the same happens without divine intervention all the time? (E.g., via demons.) Mind boggles.

    Or maybe that's the ticket. The more absurd and illogical a religion is, the more people will rabidly fight against anyone saying otherwise, because it trips their own insecurity and doubt. Better burn the heretic before he manages to make you think more about that.

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    1. Re:Doesn't have to me a mis-translation by Sargeant+Slaughter · · Score: 1

      Weren't those terms (incubi, succubi) used during the middle/early modern ages by various inquisitions that ravaged Europe?

      I think those words came along much later than the virgin mary myth. The compelling idea of a virgin mary undoubtedly helped fuel support for heretic/witch trials, where inquisitors invented all kinds of new evils. Some seriously fucked up stuff came out of the 15th and 16th century inquisitions, many of them presenting obvious hyposcrisy...

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    2. Re:Doesn't have to me a mis-translation by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      A.k.a., anal sex is not 100% reliable as birth control. Ooops. Do I now need to worry about getting my boyfriend pregnant?
    3. Re:Doesn't have to me a mis-translation by Moraelin · · Score: 1

      Ooops. Do I now need to worry about getting my boyfriend pregnant?


      Only if your boyfriend has a working set of ovaries, womb, and vagina. Note that it's a bit like the WoW equipment sets too: you need all pieces to get the big bonus. Just two out of three isn't going to do the trick.

      Also that's assuming that you are a man. Fucking someone up the ass with a dildo or strap-on, sadly, misses another piece of the equation, namely the sperm. I'm affraid you can't quite get the synergy effect without that part.
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    4. Re:Doesn't have to me a mis-translation by JeanPaulBob · · Score: 1

      I don't know, it's basically fascinating how people can basically force themselves in a thoroughly schizophrenic frame of mind where they believe two completely opposite things at the same time. E.g., simultaneously that (1) Mary's virgin conception was such a unique and inexplicable thing that can only possibly be explained by divine intervention, yet at the same time (2) thousands of other virgin girls got pregnant too, e.g., via incubi. Hello? How can one have unyielding faith that something is unique and non-unique at the same time? Or that it could have been possible only by divine intervention, yet at the same time the same happens without divine intervention all the time? (E.g., via demons.) Mind boggles.

      Uh, where do you get the idea that (1) is Christian doctrine?

      Certainly, it's a Christian belief that Mary was a virgin, and that she conceived Jesus by the Spirit of God. So we believe it was a virgin birth, and that it was miraculous. But for myself, I've never heard anyone claim that virgin birth must be unique; it's not what the Bible claims, AFAIK. You almost seem to be implying that belief in the deity of Christ rests primarily or solely relies on the virgin birth. I suppose I can imagine how someone could get that impression, especially if you grew up outside the church. But I think that's a misconception on your part.

    5. Re:Doesn't have to me a mis-translation by Knux · · Score: 1

      Note that it's a bit like the WoW equipment sets too: you need all pieces to get the big bonus.

      Sex explanation with World of Warcraft metaphores, things You only see at /.

    6. Re:Doesn't have to me a mis-translation by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      > Here's one thought for you: Splash Conception [wikipedia.org]. A.k.a., anal
      > sex is not 100% reliable as birth control. It only takes one drop of sperm
      > on reaching the vulva, and the spermatozoa's mobility takes it from there.

      Impregnation through the anus is also possible in extreme cases. I recall an episode of Phil Donahue just before Oprah killed him off, where he had on a woman who was "the first woman to graduate from some all male academy". Turns out "he" was actually a she, not discovered until after graduation. She had a penis, but no testicles, and the pee hole and vaginal opening were rotated about up inside her ass.

      She looked female, "felt" female, and was genetically female, and decided to "switch" to live that way. She preferred other girls, and her girlfriend said they had "fun" with her little thingie, I forget the pet name they gave to it.

      The even more interesting part was that her mother was exactly the same way (implying it was a stable genetic mutation) and that her dad never noticed it because they always turned out the lights! The mother was not there as the daughter was also accusing her of sexual abuse, and Phil wouldn't go into it since she was not there to defend herself.

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    7. Re:Doesn't have to me a mis-translation by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      > Note that it's a bit like the WoW equipment sets too:

      Shouldn't chimeras be banned for cheating? For including all the powers and abilities of two classes in one character? Not just half-assed versions as per standard crossover classes, but the full blown range.

      Male and female? Cheater! Ban them!

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    8. Re:Doesn't have to me a mis-translation by operagost · · Score: 1

      Fortunately, believers don't lean only on the virgin birth as their basis for belief in the Christ. There are dozes of other prophecies put into play. Naturally, if you believe Jesus was God, you're going to surmise that God would have used divine methods for this purpose rather than having Mary anally raped.

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    9. Re:Doesn't have to me a mis-translation by Kazoo+the+Clown · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      And to make it even more fun, think this: they later had to invent an explanation for exactly this kind of thing, namely the succubi and incubi. Virgin virtuous girls (yeah right) were supposedly impregnated by incubi. You don't invent a whole explanation for something that never happened ever since. So basically they knew it happened more than once, and in fact it happened again and again.


      "Virgin birth" is actually a better excuse than incubi, if you can convince people of it:


      Mary: Hey Joe, I'm pregnant!


      Joseph: How can you tell?


      Mary: It's pretty obvious, I'm starting to show.


      Joseph: Uh oh! We're not married yet and they stone adulterers you know. We'd better get married right away!


      Mary: That's great, but it's kinda late in the game here. How are we going to explain it?


      Joseph: Hmmmm.. Let's see... Uh... How about, "incubi."


      Mary: Not so good, then they'll be thinking the kid was fathered by a demon. Maybe not such a good idea.


      Joseph: Well what then?


      Mary: Uh.... well, ... hey, I know-- "virgin birth." That's it, that's the ticket...


    10. Re:Doesn't have to me a mis-translation by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      E.g., simultaneously that (1) Mary's virgin conception was such a unique and inexplicable thing that can only possibly be explained by divine intervention, yet at the same time (2) thousands of other virgin girls got pregnant too, e.g., via incubi.

      1) Virgin conception was never claimed to be unique, only divine. Jesus' ressurection wasn't unique either, but also of divine origin.
      2) I'm not an expert on the subject of medieval mythologies, but weren't incubi demons who took the form of men? I don't think you could call the women who got pregnant from them "virgins"; the whole point was that they were demons of carnal lust.

      If you want to take issue with these, I think the easier way to do it would be to propose the obvious explanation for both: there wasn't any "incubi", there were just "the guy from the next village over that she doesn't want to tell her parents about", and similar with Mary. "Oh yeah, Joseph, it was totally the Holy Spirit that knocked me up." Doesn't that make more sense than trying to create a contradiction where none exists?

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  42. You're wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Read the Bible:

    Luke 1

    31You will be with child and give birth to a son, and you are to give him the name Jesus. 32He will be great and will be called the Son of the Most High. The Lord God will give him the throne of his father David, 33and he will reign over the house of Jacob forever; his kingdom will never end."

    34"How will this be," Mary asked the angel, "since I am a virgin?"

    From that .. I think it's pretty clear that she was a virgin. If not, why would she ask "since i am a young girl?" instead .. it makes far more sense that she's a virgin asking that.

  43. On intersexuality by asninn · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Imagine living a life where you are called "a very special and wonderful person", but no personal life or even ability to enter either public restroom without people looking at you dubiously.

    Do you really think that this is the biggest problem intersexual people will ever face in their life? If yes, you seriously need to read up on these things a bit.

    First of all, as a disclaimer, I'm not intersexual myself, but I'm interested in inter- and transsexuality and know a couple of people who are. Most of the intersexuals I know had a gender surgically assigned to them after birth, too (female, FWIW; as doctors say, "it's easier to dig a hole than build a pole"). But you know what? Neither of them is happy.

    In fact, the *exact opposite* is true. *Every single* intersexual I've talked to or heard about has said the same thing so far - that doing so is, essentially, butchering, a traumatic experience that will haunt you for your entire life. Even in these times where sexual reassignmet surgery is not impossible anymore, the results are far inferior to anything that nature came up with (if you can even afford the whole procedure!), and the psychological problems associated with having your body mutilated after birth are just as serious.

    What really needs to be done when an intersexual child is born is really easy: bloody leave them alone. The child will eventually grow up and be able to make their own decisions; if they decide then that they really belong to one gender, it's not too late to do surgery etc.. What's more, it might well be that the child decides that they're really male - contrary to popular opinion, "intersexual" and "transsexual" do not mean "a guy who wants to become a chick".

    But there's also a decent chance that the child will say "I'm happy the way I am", and who's to say that that's not within their rights? If the only reason you can come up with is that there might be confusion over which restroom is appropriate, well... I'm sorry, but that isn't quite enough.

    What's more, when you're talking about things like restroom usage, you make a very fundamental mistake: you look at what other people and society in general will see the child as, rather than what the child themselves thinks. But it's the child who will have to live with their body; the idea that society has a right to say "you don't fit into our binary system, so we'll cut up your body and then pretend that you do (even though you really still don't)" is outrageous.

    FWIW, BTW, another fundamental mistake that's often being made is the assumption that it's even possible to reassign gender - that is, the actual gender that someone identifies as, as opposed to their physical sex. One of the reasons why intersexual people were mutilated in the past and raised as girls is that doctors (wrongly) believed that if you just cut off everything that was non-girly and if you just put the child into a dress and told them they were female, they'd really believe it and grow up as a normal, well-adjusted *woman* - but in reality, it doesn't work, and never has.

    Of course, I do understand that there are no ulterior motives - doctors, parents etc. really are trying to help intersexual children. But it's also important to realise that it's not working and that the only thing you're doing is CAUSING harm, not preventing it.

    So, although this has little do to anymore with the original TFA, just let me say this: leave intersexual children alone, and let them make their own decisions when they're old enough. Until then, be tolerant, be honest, explain to them why they're different, and explain that it doesn't make them worth less or anything like that. That's the ONLY way you can actually help them.

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    1. Re:On intersexuality by master_p · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The problem is, how do you shatter absolutism in the minds of people? it is a proven fact that nature is not black and white, and there are many shades and colors in between. But most humans can not live comfortably in the chaos that nature is, preferring order in the form of binary systems: good and evil, male and female, white and black, cold and hot etc.

    2. Re:On intersexuality by VorlonFog · · Score: 1

      Parent is alread modded as 5 - Insightful. Someone grant the author an additional karma point, please.

    3. Re:On intersexuality by Knux · · Score: 2, Funny

      First of all, as a disclaimer, I'm not intersexual myself, but I'm interested in inter- and transsexuality

      You mean like watching bizzar porn hu?
      Pervert...

    4. Re:On intersexuality by operagost · · Score: 1

      But there's also a decent chance that the child will say "I'm happy the way I am", and who's to say that that's not within their rights? If the only reason you can come up with is that there might be confusion over which restroom is appropriate, well... I'm sorry, but that isn't quite enough.

      I have no idea what you're talking about.

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    5. Re:On intersexuality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "What really needs to be done when an intersexual child is born is really easy: bloody leave them alone."

      I agree - it's certainly worked out for Liane Cartman.

      Sure, she's a shit-eating crack whore and her son's an amoral, greedy little piggie, but she's happy.

    6. Re:On intersexuality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      THANK YOU.

      I am intersexed; in my case they decided to remove my female bits when I was 10 months old, reroute my urethra and give me nice scarred junk. It's on my medical records and 'benign growths' and the hysterectomy is on my record as a "hernia." Locker rooms through Jr. High were absolute fucking hell I wish I could forget.

      Also, during Jr. High I was put on testosterone - I thought going to the doctor for "booster shots" every couple of weeks was just something people did, then when things began to happen I grew wise to it. I grabbed the vial, read the name, and looked the chemical up at the library afterward. When I realized what they were doing to me (it FINALLY dawned on me that I'm a hermaphrodite and I confronted my mom about it), I stopped cooperated. I wanted to reverse what was done to me, but my mom would not hear of it, telling me they made the decision they did for my own good, that I'll change my mind later, and so forth.

      The root cause in my case is CAH (congenital adrenal hyperplasia) - I lived with it for 30 years before being diagnosed. I've been to endocrinologists to get on hormones to become less androgynous (growing up and being asked "are you a boy or a girl" all the fucking time really fucking sucks. It REALLY fucking sucks). I was living with constant hunger pangs, thinking it was normal (when you have never known anything else you don't know any better, I know it sounds weird to you but take my word for it, I thought it was normal to always be hungry) so what I went by to know when to eat was I would get weak. Also, I had constant low-level kidney pain, and since it was always there, I didn't know any better. It turns out I was not eating enough cholesterol, so when I would wait to eat, I was going into adrenal crisis. I've lived with that pain and the migraines that come with salt wasting for a very, very, very long time and although the endocrinologists I've been to all remarked that my adrenal glands don't seem to be producing sex hormones correctly (no fucking shit sherlock) no other mention of it was made, and I wasn't tested for CAH. It took a friend who is also intersexed to clue me in (and explained that few endocrinologists have IS experience, and even fewer know how to deal with it correctly) and a physiologist friend of mine to confirm the diagnosis after research and tests.

      My parents have tried to bury it in the past and STILL want to keep it quiet, and I am now in my mid-30s. I will never, ever forgive the doctors who such made a decision (or more accurately coerced my parents into making what was for the doctors the most profitable decision) for me, without my consent. I am sick and tired of being androgynous, and while I appreciate that I am unique; literally one in a million, I will never, ever, ever forgive those doctors. If they were still alive today I would personally hunt them down and murder them, without any remorse whatsoever.

      Back when I had medical coverage, the insurance companies would not cover any surgeries (preexisting condition), and what pisses me the fuck off is that I know trannies who get surgeries approved (even cosmetic surgeries) without a bat of an eye. I still haven't had the work done; there is only one doctor who does SRS who would even agree to talk to me (funny, they'll cut off guys's weiners without batting an eye, but they will not reverse unconsented surgeries performed on intersexed folk?) but the pain I will incur from multiple skin grafts (what I have is too scarred to work with) is not appealing, and the amount of money it will take is just something I have not had, and don't know if I will ever have.

      Also I hate getting lumped in with trannies. I am not a fucking tranny. Do not lump me in with them; they CHOOSE to genderfuck; they were not born into it without a choice. Not every androgynous person you see is a goddamned tranny.

    7. Re:On intersexuality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > What really needs to be done when an intersexual child is born is really easy: bloody leave them alone. The child will eventually grow up and be able to make their own decisions;

      Same goes for circumcising babies.

    8. Re:On intersexuality by jafac · · Score: 1

      I agree that sexual reassignment surgery is barbaric, and should never be done on an infant;

      I think that victims should not be haunted or troubled about the way that they have been reassigned. There's a lot of angst about it - but there's also a lot of evidence that sexuality, including the ability to reach climax, and the quality of the climax, is largely psychological. True - the damage to (or removal of) tissue with large amounts of nerve endings can be crippling. And the longings that one has for partners of a certain gender, and the social trauma that can cause, are not negotiable for most people. But there are also cases where paraplegics, and quadraplegics, can experience satisfying sex-lives, including intimate coupling and climax. I think we're only starting to learn about this now. If a quadraplegic can do it, psychologically, I bet that a gender-reassigned person can probably do a lot as well.

      There's also a lot of examples of people who; physically, have no problems with sexual function, but because of how they were raised, they have bad attitudes about sex, and are not able to have a happy sex life either. Psychology is a huge component. More than most people realize.

      But I do agree - the knife is a terrible solution.
      If I were intersexed, and a victim of this (reassignment surgery); I would try to view it as a horrible accident, you know, like I was in a car wreck due to another negligent driver, and now, parts of me are missing. Try to make the best of what I had left, and move on. Certainly advocate against the practice.

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    9. Re:On intersexuality by jafac · · Score: 1

      Locker rooms through Jr. High were absolute fucking hell I wish I could forget.

      I'm completely normal (physiologically) - one might say "average".
      And I wasn't happy about the locker-room situation either.

      In fact, my son doesn't like that either.

      The truth is, we have a very sick society. It's harder on some (like you) than others. It's a damn shame that medical "science" hasn't figured out what to do about a significant and naturally-occurring percentage of our human biology, and instead, still clings to the remnants of prehistoric notions trying to explain our world (day/night, male/female, etc.) in simpler terms. It's made particularly worse, as your story confirms, when medical decisions (and very personal ones) are turned over to accountants.

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    10. Re:On intersexuality by wolfsdaughter · · Score: 1
      Infant genital mutilation is terrible. I'm sorry. My gf is IS, so maybe I've had more experience with this issue than some people.

      Life has given you shit that most people could maybe never even imagine dealing with and will probably never understand.

      What I do understand is why you "hate getting lumped in with trannies ."

      The world isn't kind to anyone different, and transgender certainly qualifies as different. The sheer level and amount of grief, embarrassment, disappointment, shame, revulsion, and hatred put on trans people is tremendous.

      I'm trans and don't like it either... hmmm... 'not like' isn't strong enough, let's try something like ... LOATHE, DESPISE, HATE ... the stigma associated with being trans.

      A least two times that I can think of, I've walked into conversations where people were talking about someone they suspected was trans, but didn't know that I was.

      The nasty and cruel things said were terrible.

      So, I understand why you don't like being associated with people you see as stigmatized , different, and maybe even less than you.

      Your bitterness mirrors what the world has taught you about trans.

      So from someone you just called a "goddamned tranny" - THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH for the name calling and for your seething hatred and shame.

      It's nice to be reminded what people think about me, about us - I certainly don't have enough of that in my life.

      BTW - I don't feel like I "chose" being trans, at least not any more than a straight guy or gay woman chooses to be attracted to women.

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      "Are they made from real Girl Scouts?" ~Wednesday Addams
    11. Re:On intersexuality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am sorry; I did not mean to offend. I am just frigging sick of people associating me with TG when the root cause is completely different. I do know a lot of TG people and are friends with several, but frankly many of them freak me out (especially the TV crowd. ugh!)

      Hmm. The captcha for this post is plumbing. How appropriate!

    12. Re:On intersexuality by iamacat · · Score: 1

      the idea that society has a right to say "you don't fit into our binary system, so we'll cut up your body and then pretend that you do (even though you really still don't)" is outrageous

      "Society" may not have a right to force one to have surgery, but certainly individuals have freedom to choose whom they interact with on their personal time. We have deep-rooted instinct to treat man and women differently and unfortunately, even if we get over (also instinctual) discomfort at the sight of something "other", we are at a loss on how to interact with these people. Do I complement this person's dress or thump their shoulder? Will they mind if I swear? Do I ask them to leave when I change cloth? This is for SF Bay Area adults. If we talk about teenagers in school or less educated places, the person risks being physically assaulted on weekly basis.

      I don't know about personal feelings of the individual, but if you do manage to look somewhere in the range of clearly male and female and adopt the matching demeanor, you will have a much better casual social life than if you are "left as you are". You may not get hit on much, but at least man and woman will treat you just like one of your chosen gender. You can have regular friends and strike conversations at parties. Not that many people actually have a need to look closely at your privates.

      Basically, either choice is difficult. But deciding that your kid is going to fight the society no matter what, is also making a decision for someone else.

    13. Re:On intersexuality by wolfsdaughter · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Obviously, IS is different than TG in a physical way.

      But can we be sure that the root cause for IS always completely different than TG?

      IS can be caused by different things, some of which could turn out to be the same sources influencing expression of TG, which might make physical expression (IS) and emotional/mental expression (TG) just different aspects of the same thing.

      I didn't think you were going out of your way to be hurtful, but it still stings.

      and yea, there are some trans people that I'm not comfortable around, probably for the some of the same reasons you.

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      "Are they made from real Girl Scouts?" ~Wednesday Addams
    14. Re:On intersexuality by HeroreV · · Score: 1

      You don't have to hack up an intersexed infants' genitalia to allow them to look and act like one sex or the other. Until puberty, boys and girls look enough alike to appear like either one, and by then they will have decided for themselves what they want to do about their bodies.

      What you're recommending sounds too much like tellings gays that they should just stay in the closet so they'll fit in and nobody has to deal with them. "You might be miserable, but at least I don treat you like shit."

    15. Re:On intersexuality by iamacat · · Score: 1

      Possibly, but getting used to a particular body image and behavior from childhood makes it easier to carry on this role as an adult. Also, a surgery will be way more mentally traumatic for a teenager than for a newborn. I mean we are talking about cutting off a weewee! As for gays, fortunately they have a community of peers where they can express themselves, and in everyday life they look just like regular men with private lives that are not anyone's business. I don't think they should come to a mainstream party dressed in pink and expect me to socialize with them.

    16. Re:On intersexuality by aebrain · · Score: 1

      First of all, as a disclaimer, I'm not intersexual myself, but I'm interested in inter- and transsexuality and know a couple of people who are.
      Well I am - Intersexed, that is. And FWIW, you're spot on, an excellent post I heartily agree with.
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      Zoe Brain - Rocket Scientist
    17. Re:On intersexuality by aebrain · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Those of us who have experienced the hatred, the violence, the rape, the cigarette burns.... the usual stuff every transsexual boy or girl goes through should be kinder to those who are Intersexed. Remember, this woman was made transsexual at the point of a scalpel.

      I'm both Transsexed (as in "brain physically mainly of one sex, body physically of the opposite sex:"), and Intersexed. Androgen Insensitivity, Adrenal Hyperplasia, and a Leydig cell anomaly, not that I have any Leydig cells any more. I know what it's like to have to pretend to be one sex, even though I was the other, and do so with the additional handicap that the body wasn't 100% functional in either role, but a mixture. It was easier for me though, I had no surgical intervention, and Dr Suporn in Thailand has taken my sorta masculinised groinal area and made it indistinguishable from that of a natal female (AT LAST!).

      Those of us who are Intersexed should look at the latest Scientific and Medical Evidence that Transsexuality (as opposed to crossdressing etc) is just another Intersex condition, and no longer consider TS people psychos, freaks and weirdoes who we want nothing to do with.

      Wolfsdaughter, this person has had bucketloads of pain all their life. Unlike us, they could maybe have had a normal life in their actual gender, with children, but a surgeon's knife took that away. How can we blame them for seeing people with normal genitalia getting them re-shaped and made sterile, and thinking that we are wasting a gift they would have given anything for? Yes, her words were hurtful, but if anyone has a right to hurt us, she does. Not the "norms", the ones who stoned us or beat us with crowbars just because we "vibed wrong". So please, forgiveness. Yes, her remarks hurt me too, BTW, but no matter.

      Let's just make sure the World, the /. ers anyway, know we exist. That we are human. That the rate of transsexuality in the general population may be 1:3000 (not 1:30,000 as is usually stated) but in the InfoTech area it's more like 1:300, as we're good at it. Our brains are wired up differently, and in some ways, many of us are smarter than the average bear. Let the /. ers know that during their careers, they will see people like us. As the line in Transamerica goes, "we walk among you".

      And Please, Please, Please, as Transsexuals who know just exactly how much that condition SUX, stop the "genital normalisation" of babies until they've grown up enough to tell us whether they're boys or girls (almost always by age 7, often even by age 3). Because there is a difference, in the brain structure, and although there are people who can function in whatever role they're brought up in, for most of us it's hard-wired long before birth. Please let us stop the surgical creation of Transsexual babies.

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      Zoe Brain - Rocket Scientist
    18. Re:On intersexuality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I were intersexed, and a victim of this (reassignment surgery); I would try to view it as a horrible accident, you know, like I was in a car wreck due to another negligent driver, and now, parts of me are missing. Try to make the best of what I had left, and move on. Certainly advocate against the practice.


      You say that, not having walked in my shoes for a day, let alone over 30 years. I can tell you with great authority that if you were in my place you would not have that view. You would feel like you lack an identity because "everyone else" takes being male or female for granted, and "everyone else" doesn't run into bathroom issues.

      Between adrenal issues, having always been androgynous (leading to bathroom issues, harassment, no self esteem, and so forth), having, er, "leakage" problems, having had that decision taken away from me, constant migraines, having doctors turn you away because they don't want to undo what other doctors have done (it would be an admission that doctors fuck up, and often fuck up royally), and having something like CAH go undiagnosed or mis-diagnosed for many years really sucks.

      It is slightly more complex than you imply. It's a mindfuck.
    19. Re:On intersexuality by tina314159 · · Score: 1

      Well I am a "goddamned tranny". Born a boy, grew up confused, figured out why, did something about it. I am no longer confused. A little strange, perhaps, but harmless. OK, mostly harmless.

      I felt wrong. It may have been all in my head, but it was just as real for me as it was for you. I particulrly remember how miserable high school was. I was smart, skipped a grade, and found myself in high school a year younger than my classmates. At an age when a year makes a big difference, even without issues over how my body was changing and how I really really really didn't like it.

      A few people caught on to what was up. Halloween was often interesting, though my Ms Hyde sometimes freaked people out. Just a little too good. By my early 20s I was living fulltime as a woman. And doing it well. Many of us m-to-f types are tall, and people often thought I was a model. It helps to be physically plausible, not the gorilla in a dress stereotype.

      One morning, shortly before my 25th birthday, I woke up, looked in the mirror and said "Tina, it's time". My doctor agreed, and I was in the hospital 3 weeks later. When people asked me what I got for my birthday I looked them right in the eye and told them. :-)

      Now? 25 years later I'm going grey, fail the pencil test, and have gained a little weight. But I have a good life, a good job, and good family. If I had to do it again, I wouldn't change a thing.

      - Tina

  44. "Corrective" Surgery. by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

    What are the implications?

    Well, for the hermaphrodite twin, the implications are "corrective" gential surgury, followed by lifelong hormone therapy. Whether this is needed or even works at all is largely a secondary issue. You should read up about the expieriences of people born with ambiguous genitalia and the sufferring they have to endure at the hands of modern medicine and psychiatry.
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  45. Twins Discovered? by Forget4it · · Score: 1

    Twins Discovered?

    I guess they discovered themselves first.

    Credit where credit's due.

    Twins Discovered?

    I guess they discovered themselves first.

    Credit where its due.

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    Artificial intelligence is the study of how to make real computers act like the ones in the movies.
  46. I think the subject is miscatagorized by BlueCoder · · Score: 1

    It should be twin chimeras found. A cloned chimera is exponentially unlikely to be identical.

    Basically each chimera has two sets of semi-identical DNA. The identical portions inherited from the mother make it possible for the DNA to be identical enough to interface and mix together to create a single entity. The TWO stains of DNA are 3/4 average identical. But for the DNA to be compatible enough that the child is viable is rare.

    It's possible to have two children 3/4 identical just by chance. You would just need to have lots of babies and compare the DNA against each other. This is a case of true semi identical siblings (though not twins).
    But if you took these two children and swapped organs and mixed their body parts and didn't give they anti-rejection drugs it's unlikely they would be similarly identical enough for them to survive as chimeras.

    1. Re:I think the subject is miscatagorized by DCheesi · · Score: 1

      I may be wrong, but I think the idea is that both twins are chimeras of the same two sets of paternal genes, and the same maternal genes. So if the two gene-sets can co-exist within the one twin, then they should also be viable when transferred to the other twin (who already has those same two gene-sets). The only reason the twins are not considered completely identical is that the gene-sets filled different niches within their respective bodies.

  47. Sorta yes and no by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    Duly noted, but:

    1. Even if it was invented later, still, at some point people -- and for that matter the church sponsoring those inquisition trials -- had to believe or preach _both_ at the same time. Both that (A) Marry's virgin pregnancy was a one-time divine-intervention-only miracle, and (B) that the same was possible via incubus, and happened all the time.

    2. Believe it or not, incubi and succubi aren't an inqusition-only thing. Belief in that kind of thing is spread all over the world, including in areas where the catholic inquisition had no say. E.g., you can see the same or similar beliefs in orthodox Eastern Europe, various tribes, etc, and even in Europe they appear _long_ before the inquisition.

    3. While having sex with the devil in exchange for power was indeed a theme for inquisition trials, incubi and succubi generally just used as a makeshift explanation for erotic dreams. If a boy dreamt something erotic and came in his nightgown, the succubus explanation was what they thought of it, but noone brought him to trial for it. Ditto for girls having erotic dreams. They may have told the bugger to fast and pray and have a crucifix near the bed to hold demons at bay, but that was just about it.

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  48. chimera? by N3wsByt3 · · Score: 1

    Isn't that term used to describe *animals* which have cells originated from different zygotes?

    Or, it could be that the parents are named Typhon and Echidna.

    In a slightly related note: we've seen on slashdot FA about mouse with human braintissue, recently sheep with 15% human DNA in it, etc. I'm curious how far one will go in this, and where to draw the line. I can accept most human-like organs grown in animals for the benefit of medical advancement (e.g.replacing ones' organs without the current difficulties would be a huge bonus), but of course, there is the problem of easier animal-to-human virus contamination.

    That said, what about the brain? Surely, people must realise there are ethical dillema's in regard to this. (And, no, I'm not arguing from religious grounds; I'm an atheist). The problem is, what do you do with, say, a monkey who has 30% human braintissue, or 50%, or 70%? when does it stop being a monkey, and when does it start being human?

    Politicians and courts don't seem to have thought about the matter yet. I guess it will remain thus, untill some medical experiments are done on an ape who actually is more human than ape, and has a scientist willing to acknowledge that. When you have a chimera that is half human and half animal (including the brains), and thus the distinction becomes blurred; what or whome are you experimenting on? Is it still ethical? Is it solely a matter of being able to communicate one is selfconscious? (To remain consistent in that case, one should allow experiments on infants an severely retarded people too).

    My two euro's on the matter is, that research where the brains of animals are genetically altered into a more human form should be severely restricted, if not forbidden outright.

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  49. little clarification by N3wsByt3 · · Score: 1

    When I say "severely restricted, if not forbidden outright", I mean in regard to treating them as animals.

    I had to think about the SF-book 'startide rising' where dolphins and apes are genetically altered to be as intelligent as us. If we ever create a chimera individual (or a race) with an intelligence comming close to our own (note: how to evaluate that, though?) they should have the same rights as ordinary people.

    The problem is, you will always have a grey area.

    Then again, I already think expirements on primates should be illegal now too. (I am, however, not a green tree-hugger zealot who thinks all animal testing should stop; as long as there are no viable alternatives to it, I think some animal testing to ensure the safety for humans is acceptable).

    Anyway, I think, in the future, sooner or later this issue is going to become one of the great ethical dillema's (together with the classics of abortion and euthanasia).

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  50. Chimeras? by nastro · · Score: 1

    I bet mom didn't pass up on that epidural. Spikey!

  51. Poorly researched article: this is known for years by Acting+Ordinant · · Score: 1

    The article is Nature is very poorly researched. Half-identical twins resulting from double fertilization of a single egg has been known about for decades. I have a friend whose cousins were the first pair identified, back in the 60's. I am myself godfather of a pair of gorgeous four and a half year old half-identical twins, a brother and sister.

  52. Re:hmm... by FunkyELF · · Score: 1

    wrong. -1 redundant

  53. chimeras not all that rare by peter303 · · Score: 1

    Chimeras are possibly the limiting factor in DNA testing reliability. Chimeras include absorbed twin, maternal cells, sperm mitochrondial surviving fertilization. There is a short time window in the early embryo when this can occur.
    I remember seeing a case on Dateline TV where a child was removed from a mother because the standard DNA test did not match, even though the immediate footprint taken at birth did match. Turned out to be a rare case of father's mitochrondia. Same issue with the identification of the Russian Czar's family bone id. Many of the familys' tissues had mitochronia DNA from both parents.
    Too resolve these ambiguities you have to employ much more expensive and quirky nuclear DNA testing. And there can be ambiguities there.

  54. Different donors? by phorm · · Score: 1

    Only a porn star could receive sperm from two different males in a small enough period of time to make your idea happen

    Why? In various tests it can be shown that some people's "swimmers" are faster than others. So maybe person (a) had the lazy backstroke variety while person (b) had the olympic athlete variety. What's the optimal time to reach destination, and I've heard that it be in excess of an hour... which is plenty of time for things to happen with two donors.

    1. Re:Different donors? by wile_e_wonka · · Score: 1

      That's a good point; however, I still think the chances of this happening are such a great amount smaller than the chances of it happening from one father--because the number of people having sex with multiple partners within a matter of a few hours is far far smaller than the number of people having sex with just one partner. Combine that with the fact that even if a person did have sex with multiple partners, and two sperm did fertilize one egg, there's a good chance both sperm will come from the same male. Given these things making the chances of dual insemination by multiple partners lower than the chances of multiple insemination from a single partner, I would have to say its real world chances of happening are approximately zilch (given also that this is the first recorded instance of this happening with one partner).

  55. this is... by An0maly · · Score: 1

    old news:

    http://www.marykateandashley.com/

    nobody thought it was odd that "fraternal" twins looked nearly identical?

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  56. I can't believe no one has said this yet... by Xoltri · · Score: 1

    Who's your daddies??

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  57. No, there's only one father by choongiri · · Score: 1

    No, we're not talking about two different fathers, but two sperm from the same father, each divided (in some proportion) between the two children. So the genetic make up is as follows:

    First child:

    50% - Suzie
    23% - Joe Sperm A
    27% - Joe Sperm B

    Second Child:

    50% - Suzie
    27% - Joe Sperm A
    23% - Joe Sperm B

    Of course, those aren't the actual percentages of genetic makeup from each sperm in each child, but this illustrates the point.

    1. Re:No, there's only one father by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it can happen with two sperm from the same father it can conceivably happen with two sperm from different fathers. I'll leave it as an exercise to the reader to imagine exactly how such a thing might take place.

  58. Intersexual genital mutilation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, I'm surprised you didn't make the point about female genital mutilation...

    Somalia: "We'll fuck up these girls so they'll fit in our social structure and not be stigmatized."
    America: "We'll fuck up these babies so they'll fit in our social structure and not be stigmatized."

    The rest of the world does it, too, of course. The US often does it without even informing or asking the parents, however, which makes for a tighter analogy.

    Ironically... captcha: benefit

  59. They are fraternal, they're just more than that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is a misleading post... the nor fraternal implies that they aren't fraternal, which they are... I hate to be pedantic, but this is Slashdot.

    not real flamebait, just an observation

  60. Are they semi-virgins as well? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    redundanat body text to fool lameness filter

  61. I didn't say "rape" by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    1. I didn't say (necessarily) "raped". Let's face it, since the dawn of time, a lot of men were curious about that. I can just imagine a caveman in a stylish sabertooth-skin loincloth pleading with his woman to let him try that way too. Note that I'm not saying it's right or wrong, just that it happens.

    And a lot do say "yes" at some point or another. I was reading a statistic about a decade ago, and IIRC about 50% of the polled women had taken it up that route in the USA, and it was raising well over 80% in some other countries. Don't quote me, though, it's been a really long time since I've read that.

    And "you _must_ be virgin at marriage" expectations just seem to make that happen more. It doesn't take a genius to figure out, "hmm, if she took it up the ass, she can jolly well stay a virgin for all I care". Throw in a rabidly fundamentalist theocracy, with a habit of killing people for as little as spilling their seed on the ground... and it just gets a lot more tempting to try that instead of outright breaking the tabu.

    2. I never said it's _only_ the virgin conception, but I didn't feel like going into the whole list of absurdities, contradictions and non-sequiturs. It was a long message as it is.

    3. See, the thing is, "if you believe Jesus is God" also tends to raise the bar of what I'd expect in the way of miracles. He can come down here in a more convincing way than asking everyone to just trust Mary that there was a miracle involved, without any other proof. God can do a lot better than that.

    If far simpler explanations exist for a lot of the stuff, ranging from the virgin birth, to the thoroughly unsurprising fact that someone wasn't quite dead after a couple of hours on the cross(*).... I dunno, I'll tend to apply Occam's Razor. If it's no different from a normal every day event, then I'll believe that the normal every day event was what happened. E.g., if I find an apple under an apple tree, dunno about you, but I'll assume it simply fell, not that this particular apple came down via divine miracle.

    ((*)It usually took days to die on the cross, since the cross itself didn't do much more than make your stay up there painful and uncomfortable. Volunteers, whether religious nuts or in the name of scientific experimentation, spent comparable times with their wrists tied to a cross without coming even near to death.)

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  62. basically, yes by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    Basically, that's just what I was hinting at, yes.

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  63. I like Full Metal Alchemist by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1

    You realize they stole the chimera name from greek mythology, right?

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  64. well, yes by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    If you want to take issue with these, I think the easier way to do it would be to propose the obvious explanation for both: there wasn't any "incubi", there were just "the guy from the next village over that she doesn't want to tell her parents about", and similar with Mary. "Oh yeah, Joseph, it was totally the Holy Spirit that knocked me up."


    Well, if we're talking about what I believe, basically that's my point of view too. On both accounts.

    Doesn't that make more sense than trying to create a contradiction where none exists?


    I'm not saying _I_ am confused by that, I'm saying there are and were people whose religion involves believing things that directly contradict each other. Yes, it can be easily resolved by reducing it to "so both Mary and those 'incubus victims' were just girls who got laid by a man, not by some God or demon". But that's not a reduction that a bible thumper would do, or has done.

    That's all I'm saying. _Not_ that it confuses me no end that two incredible claims contradict each other. Just that some people actually managed to believe both at the same time.
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    1. Re:well, yes by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying _I_ am confused by that, I'm saying there are and were people whose religion involves believing things that directly contradict each other. Yes, it can be easily resolved by reducing it to "so both Mary and those 'incubus victims' were just girls who got laid by a man, not by some God or demon". But that's not a reduction that a bible thumper would do, or has done.

      Okay, but your example was not something that a Bible thumper would do either. It was contrived and falacious. I was questioning your need to invent contradictions where none exist. If you're going to take issue with either of these legends, it made more sense to do it from your actual viewpoint, and take issue with the beliefs themselves rather than construct a strawman you can say contradicts itself.

      At the end of the day, we all believe contradictions. For example, some believe both that they are rational beings and that they are human.

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    2. Re:well, yes by JeanPaulBob · · Score: 1

      Okay, but your example was not something that a Bible thumper would do either. It was contrived and falacious. I was questioning your need to invent contradictions where none exist.

      Ah, good, I'm glad I wasn't the only one who wondered about that.

      I also found it interesting that when I pointed out that the uniqueness thing isn't really a Christian belief[1], mine was the only response to which Moraelin didn't reply. (At least, the only response that dealt with the Christianity aspect of his post.)


      [1] Not that no Christians have ever believed it in the history of the world, but that it's not a Christian doctrine--not a doctrine I've ever heard of from any group.

  65. Uh, not so much. by JeanPaulBob · · Score: 1

    Premarital sex isn't adultery. People weren't stoned for it. IIRC, the penalty was a fine, and getting married.

    1. Re:Uh, not so much. by Moraelin · · Score: 1

      We're talking a rabidly fundamentalist theocracy. And a dogma that it was a major sin and reason for some righteous divine smiting even to spill one's seed on the groundm instead of getting a woman pregnant with it. See, Onan. They had some very strict views as to what you're allowed to do with your genitals, and what the woman's role and rights in it all are.

      So even _if_ stoning wouldn't be involved (I'm not that convinced it wouldn't), we're at the very least talking some _major_ social stigma. We're not talking 2007 USA and students experimenting with sex all over the place, we're talking far more strict views and times. Something closer in many ways to modern day Iran than to modern day USA or Western Europe. Being the unpopular one could carry some extreme penalties even in the more open-minded Greece (Socrates was essentially judged and sentenced to death just for making himself unpopular), so don't tell me that in Israel someone could just shrug and go "so we fucked, big deal." Even in the 21'th century, in most places in the world it would be a _major_ stigma upon the girl and her whole family, and some would consider even suicide before admitting something like that.

      What I'm saying is that the incentive to lie about it would certainly be there.

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  66. Not really, nope by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    Okay, but your example was not something that a Bible thumper would do either. It was contrived and falacious. I was questioning your need to invent contradictions where none exist. If you're going to take issue with either of these legends, it made more sense to do it from your actual viewpoint, and take issue with the beliefs themselves rather than construct a strawman you can say contradicts itself.

    Well, do _you_ need to construct a strawman _you_ can deal with? The point isn't what _I_ believe, but the contradictions other people choose to believe at the same time. So what on Earth, other than some cheap attempt to derail the topic, would it serve to shift to a completely different topic of your choosing?

    At the end of the day, we all believe contradictions. For example, some believe both that they are rational beings and that they are human.

    Well, bingo. Someone give that man a cigar ;) _That_ is the topic. The kind of contradicting things people can believe at the same time.

    Anyway, believe whatever you will, but it's not a straw man. A _lot_ of religious drivel has been written around the premise that Mary's pregnancy is something unique and inexplicable in any other way than divine intervention.

    That modern-day semi-christians have no trouble taking the bible as just a metaphor, and as "yeah, well, so it happened more than once, big deal" is one thing, but talk to some genuine bible thumpers or look back in history and you'll see those notions taken a lot more literally, and a lot more rabidly as unique one-of-a-kind miracles. Just tell one of them your "ah well, see, lots of girls end up pregnant while technically virgin: e.g., via anal sex" or "yeah, well, lots of people woke from the dead without divine intervention" ideas, and see them start foaming at the mouth, not shruging it off as "yeah, so it is, just this time it was divine."

    A lot of people today seem to have this notion that being "christian" pretty much means taking the bible as a fable, along the lines of "yeah, well, maybe the Genesis really means creating it all through evolution, and the 'days' were really 500,000 years each". (And similarly loose interpretation of everything else, New Testament included.) That's actually a very new and fairly minority notion. For most of the last 2000 years, the Bible was supposed to be a _literal_, hard-fact chronicle, and where it was vague, the Pope's interpretation was literal, God-dictated fact. People actually calculated stuff like the age of the Earth by totalling the ages of the people mentioned in the bible, in all seriousness. It wasn't a metaphor, it was for them hard fact and hard numbers. Some still do. People sold off their farms and went to the first crusade, because the church told them that the end of the world is nigh and God is gonna be mightily pissed off if humans don't free Jesus's tomb by then. _That_ kind of blind faith.

    And before you start screaming "strawman!" again, there's a reason I'm telling you all that: that the same literalist interpretation applied to _everything_ coming from Rome. Including the lots of stuff about Mary's virgin pregnancy being so utterly unique and miraculous, as to be in itself _proof_ that Jesus can't be anyone else but God incarnate. That wasn't just a case of "yeah, well, so it was another girl who got pregnant while virgin, only this time with God", it was one thing that the church hammered on non-stop as being as miraculous as it can possibly get. It was one of the cornerstones of Christian faith, not just some footnote as to how Jesus got down here.

    But if you want an actual historical example of people who genuinely believed both, take the authors of the infamous Malleus Maleficarum. (Mighty fine witch-hunter manual, and interesting insight in the workings of two thoroughly deranged, rabidly fundamentalist minds, and disturbingly extreme cases of mysoginism to boot.) They were perfectly able to reconcile a ra

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    1. Re:Not really, nope by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Well, do _you_ need to construct a strawman _you_ can deal with? The point isn't what _I_ believe, but the contradictions other people choose to believe at the same time. So what on Earth, other than some cheap attempt to derail the topic, would it serve to shift to a completely different topic of your choosing?

      No, I don't need a strawman, that's why I asked what you believe instead of forcing an assumed belief system upon you.

      This is a discussion, not a lecture, so you don't get to arbitrarily restrict the topic to what other people choose to believe. Don't accuse me of shifting the topic, as that is what you did when you ignored my simple two-point explanation of why this contradiction isn't. Don't worry, I'll go over it again.

      Anyway, believe whatever you will, but it's not a straw man. A _lot_ of religious drivel has been written around the premise that Mary's pregnancy is something unique and inexplicable in any other way than divine intervention.

      That modern-day semi-christians have no trouble taking the bible as just a metaphor, and as "yeah, well, so it happened more than once, big deal" is one thing, but talk to some genuine bible thumpers or look back in history and you'll see those notions taken a lot more literally, and a lot more rabidly as unique one-of-a-kind miracles. Just tell one of them your "ah well, see, lots of girls end up pregnant while technically virgin: e.g., via anal sex" or "yeah, well, lots of people woke from the dead without divine intervention" ideas, and see them start foaming at the mouth, not shruging it off as "yeah, so it is, just this time it was divine."


      Yes, it has been perfectly clear that you are talking about fundamentalists/literalists. Thus I ignore most of the rest of your post which is about examples of blind faith and backwards beliefs, not contradiction, as a useless segway. I know fundamentalists believe strange things, would believe whatever their religious leaders told them, would go to war or burn witches because those leaders said it was just and holy. That is all true, and makes it more strange that you would need to devise a strawman to show a contradiction in their thinking, as I will show:

      First, no fundamentalist believes that Mary was merely a technical virgin. The Biblical claim is that she never laid with a man, not that she only took it up the ass. It's the same statement used to describe men laying with men, and is clearly not limited to vaginal intercourse. You can't conflate technical virginity with the sexual purity that is attributed to Mary for the purposes of your argument, because no fundamentalist ever would and this is about what fundamentalists think. It doesn't say that the virgin birth was "unique", but it does claim that it is different from any natural fertilization involving a man's semen, and hence miraculous.

      Second, the whole point of the Incubus myth was that the incubus slept with the woman, and thus this has absolutely nothing to do with virgin birth.

      So the miracle of virgin birth is completely distinct from cases of non-vaginal-intercourse fertilization, and the Incubi had nothing to do with virgin birth at all. Thus the belief in the Virgin Mary and in Incubi are not contradictory. QED.

      Now despite the fact that this is not an example of a contradiction, it still remains that most fundamentalists, especially the medeival ones you mention, had many strange and seemingly arbitrary non-biblical beliefs. Yet out of all that, you still had to make up a falacious example of contradictory thinking on their part.

      Which brings me back to what you believe, and why you feel the need to make up strawmen to prove that fundamentalists believe contradictory things. This is what I meant when I said that some people believe that they are both rational and human. Rational thought is a useful trick that humans have taught themselves. It is not the natural mode in which our brains operate, a

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  67. How about... by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    How about, say, St. Cyril of Alexandria? Would that qualify as a properly Christian source for you? You know, seein' as it's one of the guys who shaped the doctrine of Immaculate Conception at the Council of Ephesus, 431 AD? That's as official as it possibly gets, to my mind. Here, catch: "Who can put Mary's high honor into words? She is both mother and virgin. I am overwhelmed by the wonder of this miracle." You'll notice how that's presented as an overwhelming miracle in itself, not as something that's common and happening all the time.

    Too old? How about one of the Novenas on EWTN Global Catholic Network? "O Mary, Mother of God, endowed in your glorious Immaculate Conception with the fullness of grace; unique among women in that you are both mother and virgin " Ok, not exactly an official text of the Church, but just shows that someone actually believed that to be unique, and presumably noone protested too much.

    I could give more examples, some even more explicit, prayers stating unequivocally stuff like "never was another maiden a mother", but it's almost 2AM and I have better stuff to do than research and cross-reference this crap any more just to make a stupid point. If in your denomination the uniqueness of Mary's situation isn't a central point, or whether you want to believe that it's some unimportant thing, in the end, suit yourself. It would be sorta absurd for me to persuade you to some religious position over another, given that I don't really give a damn about either position, other than as some idle armchair-philosopher musings :P

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  68. Semi-Identical Twins Discovered by Lord+Flipper · · Score: 1

    They're referring, of course, to President Bush, and Alfred E. Newman.

  69. Heh by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    Yes, it has been perfectly clear that you are talking about fundamentalists/literalists. Thus I ignore most of the rest of your post which is about examples of blind faith and backwards beliefs, not contradiction, as a useless segway. I know fundamentalists believe strange things, would believe whatever their religious leaders told them, would go to war or burn witches because those leaders said it was just and holy.

    Well, see, except that's what religion as a whole used to _mean_. It took repeated plagues and an age of depression and disillusionment to even _start_ to budge people's faith. And even from there it would be another half a millenium of going "downhill" (from the church's point of view) to get to today's liberal, or even agnostic/apathic, attitude about one's own professed faith. Being a literalist/fundamentalist didn't use to mean "some weirdos down south", it was the normal and expected frame of mind.

    It wasn't a few weirdoes. _Masses_ of people went on an massive exodus in the first crusade, or indebted themselves to buy equipment and supplies for those who did. Or raised in massive revolt and waged bitter war upon each other for something as ridiculous (by today's standard) as whether the other's position is fully supported by a literal read of the bible. See, for example, the hussite wars. It was the expected baseline, rather than being something extreme.

    Why I'm saying that is just to make it clear about what _context_ I'm talking. When one religion replaced another, that was the context in which it happened. When fundamentalists chose to believe something absurd, we're not talking about a few deranged loonies doing it, but _masses_ of people doing it. That, in a nutshell is what I'm wondering about. I can understand a few being deranged, that is no surprised. Whole populations forcing themselves to be schizophrenic, well, that's a damn scary thought.

    This is what I meant when I said that some people believe that they are both rational and human. Rational thought is a useful trick that humans have taught themselves. It is not the natural mode in which our brains operate, and it takes much learning and diligence to operate in that mode for extended periods.

    That is an interesting hypothesis, to be sure.

    However, from what I can tell, at least technically, humans _are_ rational and logical full time. Where human logic tends to fail is in the fact that most use it backwards or circularly, starting from what they want to believe and working from there towards how they can justify it. E.g., instead of starting from the facts and working towards "ok, then I need a pony", they start from "I want a pony" and work backwards towards finding some unconvincing justification for it. Discarding any facts that stand in the way. (I religion case, the "pony" being "I don't want to permanently die".)

    Even there, IMHO usually there is some actual logic behind it all, they just don't want to admit it, sometimes not even to themselves. E.g., when someone comes up with something like "so I need ayacht and you need to work overtime to make that happen", there tend to be some good logical reasons behind it, mostly along the lines of (A) "a yacht would increase my social status, which is a good thing", and (B) "who the fuck cares about _you_? You're the worthless peon there." Except they can't admit that publically, or for most people even to themselves. So they work backwards to some unconvincing rationale as to why they objectivel need/deserve/whatever a yacht, and why it's only good/right/whatever that you break your back working for it.

    It tends to end up very unconvincing, which is why it appears like lack of logic from the outside. If you take it at face value as "X and Y => Z", and think he/she genuinely started at X and Y and genuinely arived at Z, it looks like the bugger can't even think logically at all. In reality he/she started from Z and was grasping for straws to find some semi-believa

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  70. Do not know if you jest or not. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    At least in the Catholic tradition, which I abandoned eons ago in favour of rationality, ther is absolutely no question that the official position of the church is that Mary was a virgin (i.e. she conceived Jesus without having sexual intercourse with anybody).

    If sects of Christianity give this a completely different spin, well, lets say that God was a lousy messanger.

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