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Connecticut Wants to Restrict Social Networking

csefft writes "According to the Hartford Courant, Connecticut became the latest state to want to restrict the use of MySpace and other social networking sites. The proposed bill would require that all such sites verify the identity and age of users, as well as get parent's permission for those under 18. Sites that failed to comply would be subject to a $5,000 per day fine. Attorney General Richard Blumenthal said of the proposition, 'If we can put a man on the moon, we can verify age on the Internet,' but quickly followed with the acknowledgment that there is no foolproof method."

242 comments

  1. Anyone miss the 20's? by xx01dk · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sure, no better way to stop people from wanting something is prohibiting it.

    Wait a sec...

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    1. Re:Anyone miss the 20's? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This argument falls apart when one applies it to murder. .....or DOES it?

    2. Re:Anyone miss the 20's? by alx5000 · · Score: 5, Insightful
      If we can put a man on the moon...
      • ... we can build cars that drive themselves.
      • ... teletransportation doesn't seem so difficult to develop.
      • ... we can make those autodriving cars fly.
      • ... we can deploy safe cold fusion in your living room.
      • ... cancer's cure will be announced in a matter of minutes (by a non-Iranian country)
      • ... etc

      That argument is the most stupid one I've heard in ages. Someone please establish a connection between NASA getting someone to the Moon and MySpace verifying users' authenticy*. I'm really curious.



      * What really creeps me out is that someone WILL find one and be modded both funny and insightful.

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    3. Re:Anyone miss the 20's? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      forgot to mention: pardon my English, since I'm really plowed and I was doing my best

    4. Re:Anyone miss the 20's? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm by no means a grammar Nazi, but come on.
      argument falls apart "OR" does it?

    5. Re:Anyone miss the 20's? by bigdavesmith · · Score: 5, Funny

      On the moon, we could construct a special government base with massive telescopes aimed at the earth. Whenever someone tries to activate an account on myspace, this special moon-base is notified, and using the giant telescopes, we look at the person, and verify their age. This could a step where you hold your drivers license up towards the sky, or out the window.

      Lawmakers in Connecticut are absolutely gienus for developing this new age verification method based on space travel. I'm going to move there now.

    6. Re:Anyone miss the 20's? by init100 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Someone saying "if we can put a man on the moon, we surely should be able to do X" is a certain sign that this someone does not have the faintest idea of what he is talking about.

    7. Re:Anyone miss the 20's? by spx · · Score: 1

      Yea serious, Im sure the fine would carry for awhile, but the only way to beat kids that are sneaky is to be sneaker. As for the pervs, I got nothing, sorry, still gotta work on this abit, but Im sure with heavey mod and admin work, we can keep the pervs away - look how well its gone lately!

    8. Re:Anyone miss the 20's? by paeanblack · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Someone saying "if we can put a man on the moon, we surely should be able to do X" is a certain sign that this someone does not have the faintest idea of what he is talking about.

      What is even funnier is the fact that right now, we can't readily put a man on the moon. However, back when we could put a man on the moon, we could also readily verify the age of everyone on the internet.

    9. Re:Anyone miss the 20's? by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      Plus of course, I don't recall the US being fined $5,000 a day for all this time it's no longer been putting a man on the moon...

    10. Re:Anyone miss the 20's? by xx01dk · · Score: 1

      Good point you have there... I guess if murder was a socially acceptable thing and then all of a sudden the powers-that-be tried to ban it, it might make people want to do it more. The only thing is that it is generally accepted that killing other people is bad...

      Maybe someone else could argue this better than I.

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    11. Re:Anyone miss the 20's? by SeaFox · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Someone please establish a connection between NASA getting someone to the Moon and MySpace verifying users' authenticy.

      They both can be faked in highly convincing manners? MySpace could start verifying with credit card info, which one can obtain by going through Mom's purse. And NASA can go to a remote desert location, add a mat painting, let the motion blur of a low speed camera, "signal interference", and "audio static" make it all more authentic.

      However, about as technology progresses, it may become easier to scrub the original tapes of the footage and discover the fraud, so they conveniently "lose" the original footage so they can make new "masters" with the same tech so that are harder to detect.

      I don't believe the moon landing didn't happen, I'm just playing Devil's advocate.
    12. Re:Anyone miss the 20's? by lpq · · Score: 1

      Someone please establish a connection between NASA getting someone to the Moon and MySpace verifying users' authenticy*. I'm really curious.


      1. Putting someone on the moon is something I know nothing about. It is hard. "We" solved it.
      2. Verifying age and identity on the internet is something I know nothing about. It is hard. Therefore: "someone" can solve it.

      Typical lawmaker mentality. Right up there with managers who think employees are substitutable/exchangeable parts: I know nothing about programming. Employee A claims to be able to do it in 1 month, therefore, employee B should be able to do it in 1 month.

      The proofs are very logical when you know nothing.

  2. just one problem... by rlthomps-1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    If we can put a man on the moon, we can verify age on the Internet

    Too bad the moon landing never happened!

    1. Re:just one problem... by h2g2bob · · Score: 1

      That damned moon keeps lying about her age - creationists have positively confirmed she's only 6,000 years old. For shame.

  3. false by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    great, now people will be faking THAT too.

  4. Someone has to say it. by CrazyJim1 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    'If we can put a man on the moon, we can verify age on the Internet,'

    And just like putting a man on the moon can be faked, so can you fake your age on the Internet.

    PS: I am not implying the moon landing was faked.

    1. Re:Someone has to say it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I faked the moon landing, when I was 14.....

    2. Re:Someone has to say it. by Seumas · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I suppose the idea is that verification will be "simple" because every adult can just verify using a credit card. Oh, wait -- you don't have a credit card or you don't like to use your credit card or give out the details to every website you come across? Well, too bad for you. This should be a boon to Visa and MasterCard! Well, alternately, you may also send us a photocopy of your birth certificate, driver's license, state identification card, social security card and a paystub.

      Of course, the preferred method will still be a credit card. After all, ONLY ADULTS CAN HAVE CREDIT CARDS. Well, and children. And people's dogs... and... whoever else they randomly send them to these days.

      Remember, the burden should not be on the parent to guide and monitor their children! The burden should be on the rest of society to nerf everything for the precious flesh they squirted out in the backseat of the car after the prom!

    3. Re:Someone has to say it. by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Hey, if you can make people believe Saddam planned 9/11, you can make them believe anything. I like this game - s'fun.

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    4. Re:Someone has to say it. by ggKimmieGal · · Score: 1

      Thank you. I feel like I'm the only person on the internet that sees this very simple solution. It is just that easy. Slap in a valid credit card number, and you get an account. MySpace should also charge like $1, so that it shows up in your credit card statement. This verifies that the parents know about the account. If they don't know about it when the kid signs up, they'll know about it by the end of the month. Then, the there should be like some kind of form online or some kind of hotline or something that the parent can use to get into contact with MySpace, give them the credit card information again, and have MySpace close that account and block that credit card. Done. It doesn't seem that bad to me.

    5. Re:Someone has to say it. by lukas84 · · Score: 1

      I fail to see why MySpace should care about parents of their target group.

    6. Re:Someone has to say it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      PS: I am not implying the moon landing was faked.

      Can you verify that it wasn't? If we can put a man on the moon, then we can verify that he was there!

      (It's a joke)...

    7. Re:Someone has to say it. by rholliday · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure the GP was using sarcasm. It appears you are not, though. A lot of people do not like using credit cards to "verify" themselves online. With all of the numbers that end up being released from large, verified businesses, can you think of the horrors that would ensue if every low budget startup social networking site needed to do this, too? What happens when the some of these sites inevitably fail? Someone might look to recoup their losses. Not to mention that if everyone is conditioned that they have to enter a credit card number at every site they register for then there will be a lot more phishers and scammers with success stories.

      If I were MySpace (a phrase I never thought I'd type) and this legislation passed, I'd route all IPs in the state (where possible) to a page that said, "We're sorry, but due to your state passing laws that are currently technologically impossible to adhere to MySpace is no longer available to you. Please log in from another state and/or contact your state legislature." Also anyone who signed up would have to say they did not live in that state. Yes, it's as easy to get around as the current age policies, but it's as reasonable as their law. Plus it would probably get it repealed pretty quickly, as parents and pervs would be under pressure to get it changed. :)

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  5. Yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tell all those Azerbaijan Social Network hosters they have to pay them fines. Right.

  6. Costs by Icarus1919 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    'If we can put a man on the moon, we can verify age on the Internet,' but quickly followed with the acknowledgment that there is no foolproof method.

    So the question is, is the government willing to pay the amount of money it would require to make that kind of age verification system, much like they were willing to pay the money required to put a man on the moon? Oh wait, no, the companies have to pay for it.
    1. Re:Costs by smartr · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm sure a large marketing media company run Rupert Murdock could never find any use for being "forced" by the government to collect "verification" information on all of its users. They certainly could be no benefit for that kind of company to create that kind of customer database.

    2. Re:Costs by Icarus1919 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      How are you going to age verify for any reasonable amount of money with multiple users on a home computer? In an average home environment, how is a computer supposed to tell if dad, mom, or kids are using at any given time? Even if a corporation WANTED to, it's a fool's errand.

    3. Re:Costs by smartr · · Score: 1

      Why would a company need to be reasonable with its verification process? If it's not expressly put forth in the law, I'd imagine it would be hard to argue a company was not complying if it agressively sought out to put all the users in a big database for "verification" purposes. Sounds like great spam bait for the whole state. Really it only screws the small and middle sized legitimate sites.

  7. So the question becomes by York+the+Mysterious · · Score: 1

    Pay the 1.825 million a year fine or just drop Connecticut?

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  8. "If we can" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Given the last few year's accomplishments by the Grand 'ole U.S. of A, I'm no longer consider the "If we can" predicate as one that portenda positive attributes or abilities. "We" have done a whole lot of things... which is why now I think it prudent to assert such a view as AC.

  9. What defines a "social networking" site by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I suspect any site that allows message posting could be considered a social networking site under a poorly-crafted law and this will surely be poorly-crafted.

  10. oh geez..... by tx_kanuck · · Score: 5, Insightful

    We can put a man on the moon, so we can verify ages on the Internet? Yes, that makes a great logical leap there. We can build a car, that doesn't mean we can create skynet.

    Why don't we also require some sort of age verification before anyone can call 1-900 numbers? There is no verification for that, and yet it's accessible to minors. OMG!!! Won't someone think of the children??

    Oh wait, it's to stop older men from hurting younger women. I guess that means that someone is, just not the parents. Seriously, where does parental responsibility start these days?

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    1. Re:oh geez..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK, I double-dog swear that I'm really barely 18. And hot. And waiting for YOU!

    2. Re:oh geez..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whats your id?

    3. Re:oh geez..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's your species?

    4. Re:oh geez..... by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

      I've been trying to think of values of X for which the statement

      We can put a man on the moon, so we can X on the Internet

      is true or even makes any sense, besides trivial values like "put pictures of men on the moon".

    5. Re:oh geez..... by omeomi · · Score: 4, Funny

      "We can put a man on the moon, so we can put 10 men on the moon, leave them there, and make a reality show out of it on the Internet..."

    6. Re:oh geez..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      double-dog. duh.

    7. Re:oh geez..... by castrox · · Score: 1

      Calling a phone number is only a one dimensional violation. Youtube / any website is a two dimensional violation - that, sir, is the difference!

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    8. Re:oh geez..... by AGMW · · Score: 1
      We can build a car, that doesn't mean we can create skynet.

      Skynet! PAH! I give you [da da DAAAAAAA!] Skynet 5.

      I spit on your puny Skynet.

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    9. Re:oh geez..... by spxero · · Score: 1

      I'd say that most websites (in this case, myspace) are also one-dimensional. Unless myspace is actively initiating the communication to people, it can't be a two channel until after the first channel is initiated (just like a 1-900 number).

    10. Re:oh geez..... by Threni · · Score: 1

      It would probably be possible to confirm the identity of the person who's subscribed to the ISP being used for a given connection, if not the identity of the person actually using that connection at the time. It would be possible for a government to require that all ISPs are required to give each user a unique (across all ISPs in that country) identifier, which you'd have to use for this sort of thing.

    11. Re:oh geez..... by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

      It would probably be possible to confirm the identity of the person who's subscribed to the ISP being used for a given connection, if not the identity of the person actually using that connection at the time. It would be possible for a government to require that all ISPs are required to give each user a unique (across all ISPs in that country) identifier, which you'd have to use for this sort of thing.
      Your post advocates a

      (*) technical (*) legislative ( ) market-based ( ) vigilante

      approach to
      ah never mind.
    12. Re:oh geez..... by Yer+Mom · · Score: 1

      We can put a man on the moon, so we can verify ages on the Internet? Yes, that makes a great logical leap there. We can build a car, that doesn't mean we can create skynet.

      Uh, we launched Skynet 5a the other day...

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  11. How does this work? by TubeSteak · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Does MySpace have to geolocate IP addresses & kick people from Connecticut through a verification process?

    Maybe MySpace will change their signup process so that when you select "Connecticut" as your home state, you go through some verification process.

    What if you pretend to be from another state, create your account, then change it to Connecticut? Does MySpace have to go back and verify your age?

    Ontop of all that, how the F**K are they supposed to get your parents permission?
    How do they verify that the "parent" actually is your legal guardian?

    Trying to find technical solutions to a social problem is an uphill battle.

    Blumenthal said parental permission might involve downloading a form, filling it out and mailing it to the site. Or perhaps requiring a parent to call and speak to a representative of the site.
    Note how he uses words like "might" and "perhaps". The politicians have no clue how it could possibly be implemented.
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    1. Re:How does this work? by DamnStupidElf · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Note how he uses words like "might" and "perhaps". The politicians have no clue how it could possibly be implemented.

      Note that verifying ages is not going to stop 14 year old girls from talking to 18 year old guys, either. What are they supposed to do, prevent children from viewing the myspace profiles of adults and vice versa? Maybe the government should just build a Children's Earth and send all the children there, and ship them back when they turn 18. Maybe they should also build a Stupid Idiot planet and go there themselves.

    2. Re:How does this work? by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      I fail to see why MySpace would even be under the jurisdiction of the Connecticut legislature - their servers are located in LA. Interstate commerce and all that.

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    3. Re:How does this work? by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 2, Funny
      Ontop of all that, how the F**K are they supposed to get your parents permission?

      Kid: Hey, wanna earn $5?
      Bum: Sure. You want beer or cigarettes?
      Kid: Uh, neither. Can you just verify its OK with you that I use MySpace?
      Bum: MySpace!? I may be a bum but I got morals! Next you'll tell me you read slashdot.

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    4. Re:How does this work? by bky1701 · · Score: 1

      "Maybe they should also build a Stupid Idiot planet and go there themselves."

      It would be more cost effective to just make a Not-Stupid-Idiot planet since it would be a whole lot smaller.

    5. Re:How does this work? by dodobh · · Score: 1

      Why make a new planet? Lets just build a ship and send them off. We will call it the B ark.

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    6. Re:How does this work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Geolocation won't even work. You can easily fake your location through a proxy or tor. If China with many departments working on this can't filter 100 percent of those out, how do you expect a social networking site too. As for anonyminity, that is against the principle of many of these sites if you look mainly at myspace and facebook. (Anonyminity came in other posts).

    7. Re:How does this work? by Obsi · · Score: 0

      I'd be willing to bet the CT legislature tries the "If it's accessible in this state it's under our jurisdiction" angle.

    8. Re:How does this work? by mpe · · Score: 1

      Maybe the government should just build a Children's Earth and send all the children there, and ship them back when they turn 18. Maybe they should also build a Stupid Idiot planet and go there themselves.

      The latter would be a lot cheaper since there's no need to get anyone back again. For a further economy just rename Venus and send them there...

    9. Re:How does this work? by zobier · · Score: 1

      Maybe they should also build a Stupid Idiot planet and go there themselves. I'm not the only one who's said it before: Let's just take the warnings off of everything.
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    10. Re:How does this work? by DamnStupidElf · · Score: 1

      The latter would be a lot cheaper since there's no need to get anyone back again. For a further economy just rename Venus and send them there...

      I'd go for slapping the Stupid sticker on Earth and just leaving, too. As soon as desktop fabrication is good enough, I'm building a spaceship.

  12. But but but... by tomstdenis · · Score: 2, Funny

    Without teens on myspace where will I get my anti-emo rage from?

    We should encourage them to whine and mop about how life is sooooo tough in middle-class suburbia.

    Tom

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    1. Re:But but but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Tom!?! Is that you?!?

      You've been my friend for so long. I just wanted to say thanks.

    2. Re:But but but... by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

      Liar, I have no friends.

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    3. Re:But but but... by gunny01 · · Score: 1

      If they get rid of the emos on myspace where am I going to get pictures to turn into plinking targets!!!

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    4. Re:But but but... by Ckwop · · Score: 1

      Without teens on myspace where will I get my anti-emo rage from? We should encourage them to whine and mop about how life is sooooo tough in middle-class suburbia.

      Which brings us nicely to my favourite google search

      Simon

    5. Re:But but but... by dkf · · Score: 1

      Liar, I have no friends.

      http://slashdot.org/~tomstdenis/friends/ says otherwise, at least at time of writing...
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    6. Re:But but but... by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

      Yipee, I have slashdot friends, woot woot! Validation!

      Tom

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    7. Re:But but but... by jagdish · · Score: 1

      Yipee, I have slashdot friends

      Dr. Zoidberg, is that you?

  13. don't tell me he's one of those by User+956 · · Score: 1

    'If we can put a man on the moon, we can verify age on the Internet,' but quickly followed with the acknowledgment that there is no foolproof method."

    Foolproof method of what? putting a man on the moon?

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    1. Re:don't tell me he's one of those by Kuroji · · Score: 1

      See also: Apollo 1 and 11.

    2. Re:don't tell me he's one of those by maxume · · Score: 1

      If you can get your chances of success high enough that someone will strap themselves to the rocket, and some of them make it, you pretty much have a foolproof system. Arguably better than foolproof, as a fool would not necessarily make a good assessment of the risk.

      Individual lives are valuable, and allowing the owners to set that value is a great thing, but as a whole, we have enough humans that thousands and thousands of people dieing for causes that they believe in isn't even noticeable. Millions might be noticeable, but it wouldn't necessarily be real important.

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    3. Re:don't tell me he's one of those by Lavene · · Score: 1

      You mean 13... not 11. 11 was Armstrong's ship and I have heard some rumors saying that they made it :)

    4. Re:don't tell me he's one of those by Kuroji · · Score: 1

      No, I mean 11, the landing was a hoax! Don't drink the water! Trust no one! Keep your laser handy! (Yeah, my goof...)

  14. Man on the Moon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "We never should have landed a man on the moon. It's a mistake. Now everything is compared to that one accomplishment. I can't believe they could land a man on the moon . . . and taste my coffee! I think we all would have been a lot happier if they hadn't landed a man on the moon. Then we'd go, They can't make a prescription bottle top that's easy to open? I'm not surprised they couldn't land a man on the moon. Things make perfect sense to me now. Neil Armstrong should have said, "That's one small step for man, one giant leap for every, complaining, sob on the face of the earth. "--Jerry Seinfeld

  15. There is no need for a foolproof method by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    You simply cannot stop people who are intent on circumnavigating the law in order to achieve their goals. But this does not mean that good policy won't make it easy to do the `right' thing and hard to do the `wrong' thing. The focus of such a policy will be to stop most people, not to stop all people. And since people are lazy, almost any non-trivial method of age verification such as requiring a fax or scan of a driver's license will prevent most underaged people from having accounts.

    Not that I think this legislation is necessarily good. I'm only pointing out that not being 100% effective shouldn't be considered a barrier to adoption. Condoms have less than a 100% success rate. But that shouldn't stop most people from using condoms if using a condom is in line with their goals.

    1. Re:There is no need for a foolproof method by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So there should be a whole new extention to government beauracracy and attendant organs and all the upheaval that causes to something which works pretty well for sane people to futher garauntee the well being of 6 or so children a year would have run away, done something else equally stupid, or avoided the troubles had they raised by wolves?

      Let's say those kids well being has a value of $1,000,000, no doubt an actuary will be along to correct me, I doubt it's worth that much. How much does all this bullshit cost? The salary of the idiot with the big idea included.

      How about just throwing bad parents off a cliff, seizing their assests, and letting a loving wolf family adopt any now orphaned offspring. Lower cost, better results.

    2. Re:There is no need for a foolproof method by AlHunt · · Score: 1

      You simply cannot stop people who are intent on circumnavigating the law in order to achieve their goals. But this does not mean that good policy won't make it easy to do the `right' thing and hard to do the `wrong' thing. The focus of such a policy will be to stop most people, not to stop all people. And since people are lazy, almost any non-trivial method of age verification such as requiring a fax or scan of a driver's license will prevent most underaged people from having accounts.

      Not that I think this legislation is necessarily good. I'm only pointing out that not being 100% effective shouldn't be considered a barrier to adoption. Condoms have less than a 100% success rate. But that shouldn't stop most people from using condoms if using a condom is in line with their goals.


      The trouble is that CT is requiring 100% accuracy. Otherwise the site op is in for $5,000/day. If I were myspace and this passes, I'd simply blacklist all IP addresses from CT. Of course, you'd have to block proxies, too.

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    3. Re:There is no need for a foolproof method by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Condoms have less than a 100% success rate. But that shouldn't stop most people from using condoms

      It's not the less than a 100% success rate that stop me from using a condom... it's the fact that I'm a slashdot user.

  16. If it moves regulate it. by k1e0x · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it. -- Ronald Regan, February 4, 1986

    so true..

    Rep [r]: Whats this MySpace thing Bob?
    Rep [d]: I dont know but its unregulated so it must be illegal. ... Free nation ehh.. where?

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    1. Re:If it moves regulate it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This the same Ronald Reagan that gave us the Meese Commission on Pornography?

      Yeah, I thought so.

      Dude: they're all the same.

    2. Re:If it moves regulate it. by k1e0x · · Score: 1

      Oh I'm a Libertarian, you dont need to tell me about it.

      Regan just said a few things that were right thats all.. I think in diffrent times, he may have been a very good president.. I can think of worse *cough*bush*clinton*cough*

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  17. And one thing has to do with the other... how? by Stormwatch · · Score: 5, Funny

    If we can put a man on the moon, we can verify age on the Internet.
    Congratulations, mr. Blumenthal. You are now a honorary member of the American Non Sequitur Society. Your membership card is on its way. Which, of course, brings the question: what's your favorite pizza topping?
    1. Re:And one thing has to do with the other... how? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pepperoni and Cheese!

    2. Re:And one thing has to do with the other... how? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's quite clear to any well-thinking person that such a topping warrants this legislation! I MEAN IT'S RIGHT THERE, PEPPERONI AND CHEESE!

    3. Re:And one thing has to do with the other... how? by rizzo420 · · Score: 1

      dick blumenthal has done some great stuff for CT... like forcing retailers to honor gift cards for their actual value and not reduce the value overtime or expire them or charge service fees for their use. however, he has recently gone completely nuts... first there was allowing the prosecution of the teacher who "showed students porn" because of spyware... and now this. i once thought he would make a great governor. now i'm glad i left CT.

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    4. Re:And one thing has to do with the other... how? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tough call ... I'd say either "Pulp Fiction" or "The Godfather".

    5. Re:And one thing has to do with the other... how? by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      Recently gone completely nuts? You let the guy stand at the plate for long enough, and of course he's going to get a few hits, but the fact that you can enumerate the number of good things he's done over his 17 year career should tell you something about the guy.

      If we can put a man on the moon, surely we can prosecute corrupt government employees. No? How about racketeering housing developers? No? Well surely he could do something about embezzling highway contractors? Again, no. Enforcing contract terms to keep a professional sports team around? Is this starting to look like a pattern?

      Really, what good is this guy? He's just another member of a corrupt, incompetent state government with only one marketable skill (buying votes), and helping to give Massachusetts a run for its money.

    6. Re:And one thing has to do with the other... how? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jesus christ! ...please don't say "pizza topping", then let your next words below it be about circumcision.

      The image of the foreskin pizza topping is REALLY something I can do without.

    7. Re:And one thing has to do with the other... how? by lmpeters · · Score: 1

      If we can put barbecued chicken on a pizza, can we put a man on the moon?

    8. Re:And one thing has to do with the other... how? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I had mod points, I'd mod you OVERRATED. You should be ashamed of yourself for blatantly copying that joke from a fellow Slashdotter's sig (of all places).

      Try to be more original next time. At least change it up a little bit.

      Pathetic.

  18. well by mastershake_phd · · Score: 1

    I suppose we could give everyone on the internet a user name and password, then the government could have a database of every user and their age. Websites could connect to the database to verify information. Of course we would have to get all the other countries to go along with it or your website would have to turn people from other countries away. Would it be worth it? I say no.

  19. Lazy parents. by NumSlashZero · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There's enough of this "think of the children" crap when the majority of it could easily be solved by parents actually monitoring their children instead of relying on technology and things such as this. It's simple. All of these MySpace lawsuits and whatnot are complete bull, because every one of them could have been avoided if the parents actually paid attention to what their children were doing.

    1. Re:Lazy parents. by thrawn_aj · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Mod parent +1 (did I say that right? sorta new to this lingo =D). But to get back on topic, that is precisely where the responsibility lies. The Amish solved the problem nicely (although a bit extreme but that's just my opinion ;)). A slashdotter's signature I saw a few days ago was a quote by Heinlein about censorship. The same applies here; to paraphrase an old (East) Indian folktale - it's rather silly to install carpets in the entire kingdom; just wear a pair of shoes :P.

      Conclusion: American politicians and american parents need to learn the philosphy of wearing shoes =D.

    2. Re:Lazy parents. by Excelcia · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This isn't necesarily as easy as it sounds. Let me tell you some of my experiences.

      I monitor my children's internet usage, but what about friends? My oldest daughter is 11 and she has a friend the same. Her friend's parents seem to be quite relaxed about their daughter's internet usage. This friend of my daughter met a 17 year old guy on WoW and introduced him to my daughter. IT seems that this friend of my daughter's had introduced herself and my daughter to this guy as being older than they are. She also got involved in some rather sexual conversations - claiming to this guy she had just lost her virginity. My best guess is that she was talking herself up, trying to sound more mature so she could get this guy's attention. She succeeded, and it put my daughter in a situation she really wasn't equipped to handle. I put a stop to this, but the question remains - do I cut her off now from this friend?

      I don't know how old you are now, but when you were in that age range and entering teen years, what would your reaction have been if your parents tried to dictate who your friends could be? My daughter is young enough now that I can probably get away with it this time, but what about in two more years? What if she gets a friend who is a latchkey daughter of a single mom? Can I depend on being able to monitor what she is doing on the internet at her friend's house? Can I depend on that parent? I'm not slagging single mothers, but she may just not have the time or ability to monitor her child. Do I tell my daughter she can't be this girl's friend?

      When I was a kid, there was a certain amount of interdependency that parents could depend on with other parents and even with complete strangers. If I was a kid acting out in a mall, most any nearby adult would have considered it proper to issue a little correction. This was the way society worked in the past. Now, this is considered politically incorrect. This is because as a society we are so afraid of coming to moral decisions - afraid to make a determination of absolute right and wrong. I can't tell a kid that what he's doing is wrong because it's not my place to make that decision. And woe betide the politician who wants to legislate anything that smacks of interference.

      I am all for this proposal. Sure it may be difficult or even impossible to implement, and there may be ways around it, but those aren't reasons not to try. We need to step up to the plate and as a society come to the decision that it is our responsibility to make places as safe as possible. Because no parent can be everywhere, and I want to believe that other people will look out for my children, just as I would like to think that I would look out for theirs.

    3. Re:Lazy parents. by jazzypianagirl · · Score: 1

      There's enough of this "think of the children" crap when the majority of it could easily be solved by parents actually monitoring their children instead of relying on technology and things such as this. Easier said than done. No parent has time to watch exactly what their child is doing 24/7. There are steps they can take to monitor where their kids have gone (check internet history, etc.), but most kids know the tricks. Six months ago when I still was a minor I would delete the history, cookies, etc. so there was no trace of my illegal activity. Even if parents do watch their kids at home, they can't possibly monitor everything their kids see and hear outside their home. Just as there is no 100% perfect way to verify age on the internet, there is no 100% perfect way to monitor a child's internet habits. If someone really wants to do something they'll find a way.
    4. Re:Lazy parents. by Nataku564 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Every single one of your scenarios involves adults controlling their children directly. Stop attacking the symptoms and go for the cause. Raise your child to be responsible, and trust them. If you can't do this - then that isn't my problem, nor is it myspace's. Leave our internet alone.

      Whats next? Your kid has a friend with an XBOX? ZOMG! We can't let that happen - lets have laws mandating that all XBOX Live voice chat must go through age verification.

      Of course, even if you put constraints on all media/communication ever (may that day never come to pass), your kid will still just be able to wander down the street to the local mall and pick up the hot older guys. The internet isn't nearly this bad, since it requires your kid to be really stupid and post personal information in order to be harmed.

      When I was a kid, my parents told me not to do stupid things, and then (for the most part) left me alone. They didn't scream in my ear to stay away from drugs. Far from it. My dad said they felt great ... then he went through all the withdrawl symptoms. He told me which ones were probably best left alone, and which probably wouldn't do anything to you at all - despite what the DARE officer may say. He, of course, said he would prefer me not to do drugs, and they should never be in the house, but my life was mine to screw up as I please. To this day, I have not done any drugs. I have immense respect for the trust my parents placed in me, and that alone kept me more in line than any punishment I can remember.

    5. Re:Lazy parents. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If I was a kid acting out in a mall, most any nearby adult would have considered it proper to issue a little correction.

      I don't know what kind of Hicksville you live in, but that hasn't been the case around here in the past thirty-five years at least. Messing with a kid in a mall (absent a badge) would have landed you in one hell of a lawsuit, if not in jail.

    6. Re:Lazy parents. by BlueCodeWarrior · · Score: 1

      Generally people will add the word, too..."Mod parent +1 informative."

    7. Re:Lazy parents. by poptones · · Score: 1

      Let's put this another way: My daughter has a friend of about the same age. Her mother is very lax about letting the kids smoke, drink, and go to the mall alone. I am worried about my daughter possibly smoking, or drinking, or going to the mall alone with her friend and getting hurt. Do I cut her off now from her friend?

      Duh.

      If you haven't raised your daughter to be trusted and/or you refuse to trust her, then you have no other choice. It may suck, but it's the bed you made by not raising her to be more responsible for her own choices.

      If I was a kid acting out in a mall, most any nearby adult would have considered it proper to issue a little correction.

      And guess what? This is the world YOU PARENTS who refuse to take responsibility for your own kids have created! Having bought outright the hand wringing fears peddled by the MSM, you have instilled in this country such an irrational fear of being labelled "pervert" and hauled downtown and lambasted in the local news - or worse (or not), being sued for issuing such a "corrrection" against the wishes of another one of these parents who refuse to raise their kids responsibly - that adults now FEAR APPROACHING STRANGE CHILDREN. Even when it may mean that child is about to get into a life threatening situation and die.

      Something about lying in the bed one has dressed comes to mind...

    8. Re:Lazy parents. by JacksBrokenCode · · Score: 1

      Do I tell my daughter she can't be this girl's friend?

      If being this girl's friend puts your daughter in situations she is unable to handle yet, then YES you should absolutely discourage your daughter from hanging out with her. Yes, there is the chance she'll want to rebel and disobey you but that's part of being a parent. Step up and be a parent and don't expect politicians to make the problem go away for you.

      More importantly, you need to teach your daughter how to walk away from situations. Today it's talking to an older boy on WoW, in a few years it's going to be getting in a friend's car who had a few too many drinks. Driving under the influence is already illegal but people do it anyway. It's much more valuable to teach her how to say "no thanks, I'll get a cab."

      Years ago parents taught kids "never talk to strangers". Today they'd rather say "please government, make sure that the strangers my kids are talking to aren't dangerous."

    9. Re:Lazy parents. by Excelcia · · Score: 1

      Children don't magically become able to understand a danger because I sit down and explain it to them. This has nothing to do with communication, and everthing to do with a child's set of experiences. The human brain works associatively, and without enough base experiences to link to, an explanation no matter how well put together, no matter how loving, has no meaning. "Hot" is meaningless until the child has some basis to understand. This understdanding comes, but it is a process, not an event. Raising a child properly involves controlling those things that the child can't be expected to, and encouraging the child to make responsibile decisions in those areas that the child can control. I would be a poor parent indeed if I told my two-year old not to touch the hot stove, then left him alone in the kitchen with red-hot burners. Control is right and absolutely necesary in some situations. There are also infinite shades of grey as well between the two poles of control and trust, where you need to partially control, and partially encourage and trust. Wisdom is involved in knowing where along the scale your child is at.

      In the experience I documented before, despite my having sat down with her and explained the benefits and dangers of internet communications and relationships, my daughter got in over her head. She confided later that she was embarassed by the things this guy was pressing her on, and didn't know how to extricate herself from the situation. Her sense of right and wrong told her that she shouldn't blow someone off, but it also told her she was in over her head. If I did anything wrong, it was in watching things unfold for too long before I stepped in to assist her. In my own defense, I didn't have a full understanding of the facts of the situation from the beginning, so I monitored with increasing frequency as the alarm bells went off one by one. I'm not sure I personally could have monitored her any better than I did - there is afterall a fine line between being a good parent and being invasive. I am sure, though, that I am not happy with the level of monitoring that went on (or didn't) at her friend's house.

      I'm glad you made the choice you did about drugs, and I'm glad your parents had the foresight to sit you down and explain them. I'm also pretty sure that explanation or not, you parents would have stepped in and taken control had the situation arose when you were six where you could have made the choice to take heroin. The truth is, children are being exposed to issues at an earlier and earlier age, and a good parent cannot simply trust that their child will be old enough to be able to understand explained dangers before they are actively faced with them. The internet is one reason for this - a very young child can be exposed to things well above their experience level before they can be reasonably prepared to deal with it. If that 17 year old guy that was chatting up my daughter old saw my daughter face to face, I don't think he would have done what he did, but my daughter's friend posed her as being older than she was, and a dangerous situation was created that quickly escalated beyond what my daughter could handle. I fully support initiatives to better protect children from these situations online because I cannot as a parent be everywhere.

    10. Re:Lazy parents. by Excelcia · · Score: 1

      I've spoken to my daughter about this girl, and we've come to a mutually agreeable solution. My point was that this is reacting to a situation that has already occured. What do I do about new friends? Call their parents and put them through a checklist of how they raise their children?

      The internet poses a real danger in its anonymizing aspects. You know the saying, "God created man, but Colonel Colt made them equal"? The internet is an intellectually and socially empowering force the way firearms are empowering physically. I don't believe firearms are inherently bad, but I would be criminally negligent to allow a child access to one. Society has laws governing this, and rightfully so. Because of the unique way that the internet pierces age and social bariers, we need ways to ensure that children are not thrust into situations before they can handle them. We need to be aware as parents, and as a society a certain amount of regulation is not a bad thing.

    11. Re:Lazy parents. by mjtaylor24601 · · Score: 1

      "American politicians and american parents need to learn the philosphy of wearing shoes"

      That would be all well and good if the politician's goal was to actually protect children and not just to grandstand and make political hay for themselves.

      It's like the man says: "Politicians are great at inventing a problem we'd like to solve, so that we can ignore problems we don't want to solve."

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    12. Re:Lazy parents. by maxume · · Score: 1

      Trust but verify. That's how the world works. I'm betting that the 'mutually agreeable solution' that you came up with involves your daughter not being at that friend's house much but that friend being fairly welcome at your house.

      The fine line between coddling(~risk avoidance) and unnecessary damage is one that we all have to walk for ourselves and those that depend on us and it is not one that is going away. I think it is important to err on the side of a free society, even at the cost of some safety; if mistakes are never made, they are never learned from.

      (my intent is to state my thoughts, not attempt to tell you what to think, you appear to have a handle on things)

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    13. Re:Lazy parents. by JacksBrokenCode · · Score: 1

      What do I do about new friends? Call their parents and put them through a checklist of how they raise their children?

      YES! A thousand times, YES! Even if not because of the internet access, wouldn't you want to know what kind of environment your 11-year-old daughter is being exposed to? What if it's something else like the friend's dad comes home from work and smokes a joint in the living room every day.

      I don't believe firearms are inherently bad, but I would be criminally negligent to allow a child access to one. Society has laws governing this, and rightfully so. Because of the unique way that the internet pierces age and social bariers, we need ways to ensure that children are not thrust into situations before they can handle them. We need to be aware as parents, and as a society a certain amount of regulation is not a bad thing.

      I agree 100% about the equivalent danger, but you are making a mistake about the laws (being) designed to protect children from those dangers. There is no law saying that manufacturers must create guns that verify the age of the user prior to pulling the trigger. There are very specific laws in place stating that the firearms must be sold through federally licensed firearms dealers, that the dealers must verify the customers' age and background, and that legal owners must keep the firearms locked up and inaccessible to children. This is a very logical way to tackle the problem- grant access only to "responsible" individuals and make sure those individuals do not grant further access irresponsibly. If they governed firearms the way they want to govern social networks, it would be the opposite- anybody can buy a gun, anybody can sell a gun, kids can possess guns, but when kids try to pull the trigger the weapon must discern their age and eligibility.

      If your daughter had a friend who played with her dad's gun while she's at work I'm fairly certain you wouldn't hesitate to say "you can't play there any more". For some reason they had unfettered internet access at the friend's house and, though you've reached an agreement, you were initially hesitant to address it as sternly.

      The biggest reason I can't support this law is because there will never be a way to guarantee somebody's age over the internet so the law will be ineffective by default. Even if you prevent kids from accessing adult sections, I doubt there will be a way to keep adults out of the kid section. Even if your daughter doesn't try to circumvent the rules to get to the creeps, you can bet the creeps will be trying to circumvent them for her. A much more effective way to deal with things is to provide the safest environment you can at home and do your best to make sure she doesn't put herself into dangerous situations when not at home. Up to a certain age you can have a huge impact on that environmental access, after a certain age you'll have to hope you raised her right.

      You cannot prepare the world for kids, try to prepare kids for the world.

    14. Re:Lazy parents. by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      >What if it's something else like the friend's dad comes home from work and smokes a joint in the living room every day.

      What? You can be reasonably confident that he's not a heavy alcoholic, he will probably live longer for having a lower stress level, reduced cancer risk, and is probably not aligned with the ultra right wing set. On the other hand, if he smokes "joints" he's somewhat anachronistic, and a bit wasteful.

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    15. Re:Lazy parents. by Nataku564 · · Score: 1

      She confided later that she was embarassed by the things this guy was pressing her on, and didn't know how to extricate herself from the situation.
      So ... your daughter didn't know how to stop talking to someone online. Was "bye" too hard? I mean, seriously ... this was an online chat. Ignoring the person, leaving the situation, or just plain logging off would seem to work quite well. Thats one of the other things my parents taught me - that I could (and should) leave situations that make me uncomfortable.

      there is afterall a fine line between being a good parent and being invasive
      I dare say that passing laws is somewhat invasive ... especially to other parents, who might not feel the same way as you.

      I am sure, though, that I am not happy with the level of monitoring that went on (or didn't) at her friend's house.
      Ok. So talk to this friend's parents. This is the rational person's response. The irrational person petitions governmental bodies to make laws so they don't have to talk to other people. Besides, WoW would be entirely outside the scope of this law. How many laws would you plan on passing? How many forms of communication will need to be controlled before you feel "safe"?

      I'm also pretty sure that explanation or not, you parents would have stepped in and taken control had the situation arose when you were six where you could have made the choice to take heroin.
      I doubt I would have been able to hold a needle properly at 6. Besides, my parents told me not to talk to strangers, so I wouldn't have talked to the creepy guy who would be offering a 6 year old his first hit of heroin. Truly, the more common situation would be with pot - and it would be offered by a friend, and my parents would have little in the way of power to stop this. When that did happen, however, I refused - and since I had good quality friends, they respected my decision and passed. More for them, so I doubt they were disappointed.

      I agree with your motives. Protecting children is a good thing. However, that discretion and responsibility should be solely left up to the parent. Besides, this truly is a tiny spec of the true dangers to children. The online world is a safe place, given minor precuation. Only those who actively go out of their way to expose themselves are in any way at risk. Those who do so are probably either aware of the risk, and able to handle it, or not at all suited for survival in this world. I fully support Darwinism - let the dumb fall prey to their mistakes (so long as it hurts only them). They will either learn, or perish - and the human race benefits.
    16. Re:Lazy parents. by StewedSquirrel · · Score: 1

      While your desire to protect your kids is understandable, state legislation is not the venue.

      Frankly, there are a ton of holes in your argument.

      1) If this 17 year old were a neighbor rather than an online friend, how would this change it? Does it dictate prohibitions on 11 year olds socializing with neighbors. You know that most (90%+) of child sexual assault occurs from a close friend, neighbor or family member, right? Should we prohibit all children from interacting with males.... period. Some airlines have moved to make it prohibited to seat males (ANY males) next to an unaccompanied minor on an airplane.

      Thirty years ago, socializing amongst kids and teens was done at the mall, or the diner. Today it is done on WoW or MySpace.

      However, prohibiting that is more aking to prohibiting them from visiting the cafe, or the mall, without signed parental permission. Doesn't that seem absurd to you, having grown up when the diner or the mall was the primary means of social contact?

      I do not have a kid of my own, but most of my close friends do and a few I admire a great deal for their parenting. They know what their kids do online and have enough trust that if a friend does something they know might be questionable, they come to them and mention it. Surprising, sure, but their relationship is based on respect rather than on threat of force, obligation or moral indignation like most parents. And these parents have never had ANYTHING to do with "absolute" right and wrong, but instead teach a keen sense of recognition for things that are out of the ordinary, which is definately not beyond the capacity of any kid old enough to desire to have 'adult' conversations with a 17 year old teenager.

      Legislating ANYTHING that is not DIRECTCLY harmful to people is an absolutely absurd example of our nanny state. It should be illegal to stab someone, or rape them. It should not be illegal to "go to the mall" or "talk to a stranger" or "wear sunglasses", despite the fact taht each of these things might, potentially, sometimes indicate that you have nefarious intentions, or that you (being a kid) are putting yourself in some slight danger of harm. Your child is STILL statistically more likely to be struck by lightening than to be assaulted by a stranger from the Internet, despite the sensationalist media portraying it otherwise and your swallowing it, hook, line, and sinker.

      Stewed

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    17. Re:Lazy parents. by lgw · · Score: 1

      So, um, your daughter saw some racy text, and was embarassed? Pardon my lack of sympathy for your "disaster", but she was entirely safe the entire time, right? No one pregnant at any point in this story? I'm trying to see the "danger" you mentioned.

      If you think "children are being exposed to issues at an earlier age" you've led a sheltered life.

      WOW is rated Teen in the first place, no? What do you want, a guardian angel? This is your excuse for legal restrictions pn the internet?

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    18. Re:Lazy parents. by AGMW · · Score: 1
      I don't believe firearms are inherently bad, but I would be criminally negligent to allow a child access to one.

      Certainly criminally negligent to allow a child access to one unsupervised. I'd like to use your analogy and apply it to the Internet Access At A Friend's House scenario.

      The friend's parent(s) are effectively in Loco Parentis and the unsupervised access to the internet is absolutely down to them, much as it would be if the kids got hold of their household firearms.

      Sure, implement a new law that says if kids are in your house they are your responsibility, but don't, as a previous poster aludes, try and carpet the world!

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    19. Re:Lazy parents. by BoberFett · · Score: 1

      I have a daughter as well, and I want you to keep your bullshit laws off my children. Just because you're a lazy parent doesn't mean you get to tell me how to do my job.

    20. Re:Lazy parents. by ggKimmieGal · · Score: 1

      It sounds like you need to sit your daughter down and have an honest discussion with her about her safety. Being honest with her will communicate to her that you are treating her like an adult, and at her age, that's very important to her.

      But here's the real question for you. Let's say MySpace does implement an age verifier. Can you think of one? I can. I propose that MySpace should validate users through a credit card, with a $1 sign up fee so that it shows up on the credit card statement. What happens when you open your credit card statement, and there it is... the $1 charge to MySpace? Do you cancel the account? Do you talk to your daughter about it? Do you demand her password? I'm just saying that an age verifier over the computer isn't going to be perfect, and it definitely won't be a solution to any online troubles that parents have to face. That's why I recommend you have a conversation with your daughter. There is nothing that can be put online that will protect her.

    21. Re:Lazy parents. by lukas84 · · Score: 1

      How can you talk like that when his daughter was almost raped?

    22. Re:Lazy parents. by lukas84 · · Score: 1

      I'm just gonna have to hit you over the head with this:

      You can't rape people on the internet. You can't hurt them. You can't harm them. The worst you can do is send them dirty pictures. And they can't harm a child which knows more or less what's what.

      You fucked up your daughters education. If she can read, but can't handle the cold, harsh reality out there, it is YOUR fault, YOU screwed up.

      Go fix your fucking mistakes and leave the internet alone.

    23. Re:Lazy parents. by lukas84 · · Score: 1

      Even with this scheme there are many other ways to get a verified account. She could ask a big brother/sister of a friend, get one of these premade credit cards from the post box, etc. pp.

    24. Re:Lazy parents. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the hell are these Connecticut bozos thinking of anyway? When they find a way to prevent kids from buying cigarettes and booze, they may have honed thir skills enough to think about controlling what goes on on the internet. Until then, they're just flogging their dicks (or strumming their slippy lips) to get re-elected on the cheap.

    25. Re:Lazy parents. by stardyne · · Score: 1

      I don't believe firearms are inherently bad, but I would be criminally negligent to allow a child access to one.

      BULLSHIT! When I was about 10 or so, my father taught me how to respect guns and use them safely. After being taught to use guns properly, I routinely visited a friend (my age) who lived on a farm. He and I (with no adult supervision) would go hunting on his farm. Because you have decided not to teach your children in the proper care and handling of weapons, does not mean that any adult who gives a child a weapon is criminally negligent.

      Shit, all of your posts are just pointing out that you are depending on everyone else to raise your kid and not yourself.

    26. Re:Lazy parents. by mpe · · Score: 1

      It's like the man says: "Politicians are great at inventing a problem we'd like to solve, so that we can ignore problems we don't want to solve."

      It can also be the case that politicans can be good at comming up with "solutions" which at best won't solve anything (or even make the problems in question worst). Actually solving problems can be very much against the interests of a politican.

    27. Re:Lazy parents. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So children need to learn things from experience... except you expect myspace and etc. to "protect" them from such experiences? How will they ever learn if they are always "protected" from it then?

    28. Re:Lazy parents. by zobier · · Score: 1

      When I was a kid, my parents told me not to do stupid things, and then (for the most part) left me alone. They didn't scream in my ear to stay away from drugs. Far from it. My dad said they felt great ... then he went through all the withdrawl symptoms. He told me which ones were probably best left alone, and which probably wouldn't do anything to you at all - despite what the DARE officer may say. He, of course, said he would prefer me not to do drugs, and they should never be in the house, but my life was mine to screw up as I please. To this day, I have not done any drugs. I have immense respect for the trust my parents placed in me, and that alone kept me more in line than any punishment I can remember. Very sound advice. My friends parents said pretty much the same except that he should experiment at home under their supervision if he wanted to - much better to fuck-out with someone straight and responsible around to help - he never seemed interested in trying them either. Fortunately I still have a fair few years to decide how to broach the sex/drugs thing with my kids.
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  20. Hooray for the clueless! by smartr · · Score: 0, Troll

    Are the majority of people over there 40's so out of touch they don't see how backwards this is? Do they think that these kids could not reach a website hosted in a foreign country? Do they think that children using the internet unmonitered can't access porn? What next? Are they going to propose the equivelant of an FCC for the internet and a large firewall of censorship?

    1. Re:Hooray for the clueless! by Fission86 · · Score: 1

      Oy, don't give them ideas!

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  21. If we can put a man on the moon... by poptones · · Score: 5, Funny

    WTF don't we just send all the politicians there?

    1. Re:If we can put a man on the moon... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      best. idea. ever.

    2. Re:If we can put a man on the moon... by zCyl · · Score: 1

      Brilliant. And then we'll see if they can legislate their way back to Earth.

    3. Re:If we can put a man on the moon... by JonathanR · · Score: 1

      But if you drum up enough supporters to finance and execute your policy, then [oversized violin], we'd have to send you too!

    4. Re:If we can put a man on the moon... by maxume · · Score: 1

      Texas would be cheaper, and if we wait long enough there will already be a fence on part of the border.

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    5. Re:If we can put a man on the moon... by shadowbearer · · Score: 1


        Now *there's* a helluva idea for a "reality show" ;)

        We send them with equipment manufactured by the lowest bidder...

      SB

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    6. Re:If we can put a man on the moon... by ultranova · · Score: 1

      WTF don't we just send all the politicians there?

      Finland already did a computer simulation (warning: finnish language) of this, and the projected result was that the Earth turned into a paradise.

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  22. It's easy! by PIPBoy3000 · · Score: 5, Funny

    We just have age verified via a webcam, typically by viewing the secondary sex characteristics that come with puberty. Other visitors to the site can rate the newbie as "MILF", "jailbait", or "hot coed". Obviously the jailbait applicants can't actually "register", but will instead have their images archived off as counterexamples to future applicants.

    1. Re:It's easy! by rootofevil · · Score: 4, Insightful

      clearly you have neglected the inevitable 'eye bleach required' entries.

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    2. Re:It's easy! by Faylone · · Score: 1

      Indeed, somebody would tape a printout of hello.jpg over a webcam

  23. What are you talking about? by twitter · · Score: 0

    Connecticut has one of the busiest spaceports in the world! It's like the hub of the solar system. Their space prowess is matched only by their power over the internet.

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  24. One fundamental problem... by zCyl · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Accurate age verification essentially requires accurate identity verification. And if this is mandatory, then anonymity is completely impossible.

    Anonymity has long been a valuable component of free speech, and eliminating this is disastrous.

    1. Re:One fundamental problem... by J'raxis · · Score: 1

      There've been a lot of stories recently about the government using these social networking sites for data-mining and surveillance. The sudden "interest" that multiple state legislatures are suddenly, and virtually simultaneously, showing in these age-verification schemes is a lot more suspicious in light of that, now isn't it?

      People are making comments like "Oh, this won't really matter in the long run, it's only Connecticut, blacklist their IP blocks," and so on. I wonder how long it will be until proposals are infesting every other state legislature.

    2. Re:One fundamental problem... by William+Baric · · Score: 1

      We are talking about social networking sites in the US, not some political organization in China. Anonymity in this case is not about free speech, but about the "right" to not take responsibility for what we say. Personally, I find anonymity more of a problem as it is a major cause of pollution.

    3. Re:One fundamental problem... by maxume · · Score: 1

      The bar can be significantly raised without any huge amount of damage to anonymity. Have schools issue a usb chit that was capable of verifying the age of the holder(and no more), but include a mechanism whereby the school was able to revoke a chit, so that if a student lost one or transferred it to someone else it could be revoked(the school can have the information associating the kid with a chit without any 'scary' privacy problems). Older students would want to keep theirs, so they wouldn't give them to younger students, and they wouldn't want to take them from younger students, because they wouldn't be as useful.

      It would require the participation of parents, as any access the kids had would need to be flagged as requiring a chit, but it would provide a mechanism to help concerned parents keep track of things without pissing all over everybody else.

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    4. Re:One fundamental problem... by Danse · · Score: 2, Insightful

      We are talking about social networking sites in the US, not some political organization in China. Anonymity in this case is not about free speech, but about the "right" to not take responsibility for what we say. Personally, I find anonymity more of a problem as it is a major cause of pollution.

      What's the difference really between a social networking site, and any other site where people communicate, be it about politics, religion, health issues, etc? Who says which ones can be anonymous and which can't, and why should we trust them?
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    5. Re:One fundamental problem... by zCyl · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Anonymity in this case is not about free speech, but about the "right" to not take responsibility for what we say.

      How about the right to not be held to consequences for our political speech? If 50% of the employer's in the country would fire you for your political views unrelated to your job, do you have free speech? If the government finds you a suspicious character because of your political speech and decides to monitor you (reference the FBI during the civil rights movement), do you have truly free speech?

      Anonymity says you can speak without reprisal, which is an essential component of freedom of political speech. For speech to be free, you have to be able to speak without punishment, and no one can punish you if they don't know who you are.

      So what if the garbage ratio in areas that allow anonymity bothers you. Don't look at it. But leave the route open for those who have a legitimate and controversial viewpoint to express.
    6. Re:One fundamental problem... by Ravon+Rodriguez · · Score: 1

      I can't decide if this comment is satirical or just plain idiotic.

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    7. Re:One fundamental problem... by maxume · · Score: 1

      Section: 'eIdentification' at:

      http://ec.europa.eu/idabc/en/document/6614/386

      (I do not think it is a good idea)

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    8. Re:One fundamental problem... by William+Baric · · Score: 1

      If nobody hear you, your free speech is a worthless illusion. Free speech is not about the right to speak, but about the right to share ideas.

      The US has far more protection for free speech than Europe. Yet, social and political debates are far more present in Europe than in the US. The best way to kill an idea is not to forbid someone to speak. You'll just draw attention to the idea. The best way do is simply make sure there is 250 others guys like him who says stupid things.

      Anyway, I believe I must assume my ideas and who I am (look at my nickname). Honesty and integrity are more important to me than security.

  25. If we can put a man on the moon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...we can put a man with AIDS on the moon. And pretty soon, we'll be able to put everyone with AIDS on the moon!

  26. Do states even have the authority? by schwit1 · · Score: 1

    It seems this would be Federal(FCC) turf like all other telecom.

    1. Re:Do states even have the authority? by jrockway · · Score: 1

      What about social networking sites that aren't located in the US, like mixi?

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    2. Re:Do states even have the authority? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who cares about Asians?

  27. At last I understand! by MS-06FZ · · Score: 2, Funny

    Finally I understand why JFK was so keen on getting us to the Moon! It wasn't for science, it wasn't to win the space race or intimidate the Soviets, it was so that, in the future, once the Internet was usable by the masses, mankind would have the knowledge to be able to find out how old people are! Just think, if we hadn't gone to the Moon, we might not be able to do that, not over the Internet at any rate...

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  28. Man on the moon? by walnutmon · · Score: 3, Interesting

    "If we can put a man on the moon, we can verify age on the Internet" ...

    But we can't proove either worked

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  29. Even better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If we can put a man on the moon.. we can put a politician on the moon. And pretty soon.. we'll be able to put every politician on the moon!

  30. Great idea! by Quixote · · Score: 1

    We know how well the physical age verification works at bars, tobacco/liquor shops, etc.

  31. One big difference... by Todd+Knarr · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There's one big difference, Mr. Blumenthal, between putting a man on the Moon and verifying someone's age over the Internet: when you're trying to put a man on the Moon, the laws of physics aren't lying to you at every turn.

  32. Enforcable? by excelblue · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Is this even enforcible if it gets passed?

    What if MySpace simply decides to not do business in Connecticut (as in, have no office nor servers there). Can they enforce the $5000 fine? What if MySpace simply doesn't pay up? Connecticut isn't simply going to filter MySpace, is it?

    I think it's just going to be like those Russian servers hosting warez. The stuff on there may not be allowed in many countries, but while it's in Russia, the only thing the US and European countries can seem to do is take action against the actual users.

    1. Re:Enforcable? by JackSpratts · · Score: 2, Informative

      "Is this even enforcible if it gets passed? What if MySpace simply decides to not do business in Connecticut (as in, have no office nor servers there). " it isn't so simple or so localised. blumenthal is working with ags in 44 other states and while it's unreasonable to assume they will all have these bills, it's unreasonable to assume this will remain a connecticut-only issue that myspace can route around. expect to see many, many states jumping on this in the next several months - so many in fact it will seriously affect all so-called networking sites. these bills are as popular as the laws that prohibit sex-offenders from using parks and living near schools and for the same reasons - "protecting children." legislators find them impossible to resist in this climate. - js.

    2. Re:Enforcable? by TubeSteak · · Score: 1

      What if MySpace simply decides to not do business in Connecticut (as in, have no office nor servers there). Can they enforce the $5000 fine?
      If MySpace doesn't do any significant business with Connecticut advertisers/companies, then there's nothing the State can do.

      Though, if they can make more than $5,000 a day (1.825 million a year) in advertising from Connecticut, they might just mark the fines down as a cost of doing business. The only reason they would try to comply is to deal with any bad PR.

      What if MySpace simply doesn't pay up? Connecticut isn't simply going to filter MySpace, is it?
      If they were going to, since the proposed punishment is just a fine, they'd probably have to pass a law requiring ISPs to filter noncompliant websites. And I doubt that will ever happen... for a variety of reasons.
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    3. Re:Enforcable? by rtechie · · Score: 1

      It seems to me there are jurisdictional issues as well, as MySpaoce is clearly "interstate commerce". I think MySpace could successfully argue in court that this sort of thing is properly regulated on the Federal level. Congress is pretty reactionary too, but I suspect that they would get help from the telcoms there lobbying against this sort of legislation.

  33. False Comparison by Dun+Malg · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You know what the biggest problem is with the old "If they can put man on the moon, why can't they [X]" cliche? People who use it don't limit it to reasonable and/or humorous accomplishments, like "make a blister pack that doesn't cut you to ribbons opening it". No, instead we get an incessant parade of morons who can't tell the difference between a collaborative effort towards a single narrow goal, and a huge, distributed task with multiple causes. We get idiots wondering why we can't "fix the slums", "stop drunk driving", or (in this case) "positively verify age over the internet". I say we work together to stamp this out. The next time someone utters the "man on the moon" comparison in a non-humorous context, we all agree to rush them and punch them in the stomach until they shut up.

    If they can put a man on the moon, then why can't we stop them from comparing stuff to putting a man on the moon?

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    1. Re:False Comparison by qzulla · · Score: 1
      If they can put a man on the moon, then why can't we stop them from comparing stuff to putting a man on the moon?

      It is simply a variation on Godwins law.

      Maybe someone should claim it.

      qz

    2. Re:False Comparison by BlueCodeWarrior · · Score: 1

      You know, if we could put a man on the moon, why can't we stop people from using the phrase, "If we could put a man on the moon..." in a non-humourous context?

    3. Re:False Comparison by Gwwfps · · Score: 1

      You didn't get modded funny, so... should I punch you in the stomach now?

  34. What will this change? by megamerican · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This won't stop people from doing risky and dumb things and posting it on the internet only to get caught or get hurt in the process. Maybe CT should fine parents $5,000 every time their kid does something illegal and posts it on myspace/youtube. Politicians always look for the easiest scapegoat when a problem arises, which is usually some form of media that isn't the news. This is no different than blaming video games with violence for violent behavior.

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    1. Re:What will this change? by Fission86 · · Score: 1

      that's a really good idea, but the problem with it is you would effectively be suing voters. And i'd only imagine that being a bad idea when you're constantly concerned about what you're going to be doing in 4 years.

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  35. First Amendment...? by the_REAL_sam · · Score: 1


    It sounds to me as if the First Amendment to the U.S. Constitution almost certainly overrules the Connecticut bill.

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    1. Re:First Amendment...? by StewedSquirrel · · Score: 1

      I thought it was clearly demonstrated in other cases that children are not citizens, and therefore do not deserve the protections of the constitution.

      Of course, at 12:01am on their 18th birthday, they are immediately handed a pack of cigarettes and a "girls gone wild" video and told "good luck with the harsh cold world kid"

      Yes, this is a GREAT way to handle it.... positively brilliant in fact.

      Stew

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  36. Obligatory Dilbert quote by Kandenshi · · Score: 2, Funny

    Pointy Haired Boss: "If we can put a man on the moon, we can '
    Dilbert: "All that proves is that other people can do other things."
    PHB: "Maybe we should find out how they did it."
    Dilbert: "Maybe they used good analogies."

    (note: Done from my infinitely fallible memory, might have paraphrased a teensy bit, but that's pretty close I think to what was said.)

  37. In other news... by cepler · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...in other news Montanna has outlawed those under 18 from speaking to anyone else under 18 citing cases of extreme violence caused by children teasing each other. President Bush has applauded this move saying it's about time a state take steps to stop needless violence in America.

    1. Re:In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A rider to that bill has outlawed those over 18 from speaking to those under 18 because any adult who would speak to minor is an obvious pedophile. Children everywhere applauded the move when it abolished all school since teachers could no longer speak to students.

  38. Re:Hey, Windows/Linux refugees! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, I wish I could be an artist too! I guess I just don't speak the Mac's language properly.

  39. Speaking as networking site owner... by Heddahenrik · · Score: 2, Informative

    >Under the bill, networking sites that failed to verify ages and failed to obtain parental permission before posting profiles of users under age 18 would face civil penalties of up to $5,000 a day for every day of noncompliance.

    Hahahaha! Stuff that fine where the sun never shines! It will never reach my sexy Swedish butt, I can assure you.

    Rule #1: If you want to work with media: Do it from another country than the one you're targeting!

  40. Somebody who goes to these sites tell me.. by gd23ka · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Aside from the general control agenda they have with the internet, from the socioforming
    perspective I wonder why they are moving against these social networking sites. I always
    went with the theory that these sites actually immobilize people socially with surrogate
    chatroom buddies they will never meet in real life. Could it be that these sites actually
    cause people to meet up face to face in real life? (That would explain their upset).

    Don't blow up at me or call me names. I'm just curious.

    1. Re:Somebody who goes to these sites tell me.. by BlueCodeWarrior · · Score: 1

      I can tell you that I don't know anyone who randomly came across someone on the internet, but I know of several friendships/relationships that started with a random in person meeting, followed by a "facebook me when you get the chance, and we'll talk about it more later," that developed into more.

      That was a terribly constructed sentence. Forgive me.

    2. Re:Somebody who goes to these sites tell me.. by kagenooni · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I do have a myspace, and yeah, I have met quite a few friends off of there in real life. Mostly its because I have an off taste in music (Electro-Industrial and EBM), and meeting people at clubs is really a horrible experiance when you cant hear someone when they are screaming into your ear. That, and when all your friends have a Helio, it saves minutes using Myspace Mobile back and forth.

    3. Re:Somebody who goes to these sites tell me.. by gd23ka · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it's the club scene and they _are_ upset with it. A friend of mine organized
      raves in Europe and there the German police went after him on the pretext that he
      was trying to organize a mass gathering intending to consume drugs. I'm sure
      MDMA etc. are part of the scene but I think they love the idea that people are
      using brain damaging drugs, but the problem is they're happy while they're doing it
      and getting together and out of control.

  41. Information for tracking the bill by phiz187 · · Score: 5, Informative

    I contacted Connecticut Attorney General Richard Blumenthal's office and was advised that the initiative is being handled by the General Law Committee. I contacted their office on 09 March 2007 and was informed that the proposed legislation would likely be attatched to House Bill #6981
    -PHiZ

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  42. Prohibtiion worked also. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Making laws to make illegal devices (drug, alcohol, food, computer, etc) is a stupid thing. Prohibition tried to stop alcohol sales and look what good that did. It is not the device we should make illegal but the bad person and behavior that we use the device for we should punish. The computer is a device that we can use for good but if a bad person uses it to solicit children for sex then the computer itself is not the problem but the person is. We should get that person to treatment or other forms punishment to make sure this person doesn't do this behavior.

  43. Job creation in Conneticut! by mark-t · · Score: 1

    I guess what they can do is hire people to do this... since this is Conneticut's idea, it seems they should be footing the bill to pay the wages of the people who will have the responsibility of doing age verification.

    Computers aren't smart enough for the task to be automated, so people will have to do it.

  44. Dilbert Equivalent by Erioll · · Score: 2, Informative

    If we can put a man on the moon, we can verify age on the Internet When I saw that quote, I immediately thought of a Dilbert strip. Luckily, somebody already put the transcript online:

    Pointy-haired boss: "If we can put a man on the moon, we can build a computer made entirely of recycled paper."

    Dilbert: "Your flawed analogy only shows that other people can do things."

    Boss: "Maybe you should call other people and ask how they do it."

    Dilbert: "Maybe they use good analogies."
    1. Re:Dilbert Equivalent by paeanblack · · Score: 1

      If we can put a man on the moon, we can verify age on the Internet

      Apparently Mr Blumenthal is implying we can't put a man on the moon if we can't verify age on the internet.

  45. The nature of humans by Looce · · Score: 2, Informative

    The nature of humans is such that, with sufficient desire to access something, they will do anything in order to do so.

    This does not just affect technology, either. Just look at any child whose ball went into the street. He has the desire to access the ball again, so, even if it's in the middle of the road, he will try to reach it.

    Similarly, in high school, it is considered "cool" to drink beer, and smoke pot. Many students succumb to peer pressure, and in order to access these forbidden substances, they will get someone who is over the legal drinking age (oh noes!) to get this kind of access for them.

    Getting back to technology, little kids under 13 will say they are over 13 to play some games that abide by the COPPA. Black-hat hackers try to use vulnerabilities to break into the Govt's computers.

    And users of MySpace will lie about their age.

    Unless (and until) the state of Connecticut creates and maintains a database of biometric data associated with its residents, and forces every one of them to have the scanner associated with the data collected (retinal scan, fingerprint etc.) to register with MySpace, let's face it, inaccuracies will still arise.

    And after that, we will complain that we don't have privacy.

    So, I must ask: Protection of the children, or Big Brother? ... Or take a more viable approach, that of educating children and parents about the impending dangers of these social networking sites?

    1. Re:The nature of humans by J'raxis · · Score: 1

      Lying about your age to get around this won't necessarily have the intended effect: these sites already try to segregate their minors from their adults, so if a twelve year-old claims to be twenty-five, he's not going to get to join his friends, go in their forums, and so on, nor will they be able to join him.

  46. Blumenthal is an Astronaut? by 955301 · · Score: 1


    Please sir, do tell us when *exactly* you've been to the moon and when *exactly* you intend to write the code necessary to identify a child on a community system with a subset of people who pride their anonymity?

    I love how politicians claim abilities beyond their own capacity.

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  47. Dis-Connecticut? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pay the 1.825 million a year fine or just drop Connecticut?
    Talk about missing an open goal! You had "dis-Connecticut" right there!

    *waits patiently for someone to come up with a halfway-decent "connect iCut" pun*
  48. Heh, by andreyw · · Score: 1

    No, you *used* to be able to put a man on the moon, way back when the Soviets would otherwise have done it. It was nothing more than an extension of the arms race.

  49. Goodbye Anonymous Coward by meme+lies · · Score: 4, Interesting

    "Social Networking Site" is a buzzword, not a legal categorization. What would make MySpace a target for this law, and Slashdot exempt? The fact that you can have a page of your own (Slashdot has journals), add friends (Friends, Freaks and Foes) or send private messages (on Slashdot your email can be publicly visible?)

    Unless the law specifically named the sites to be restricted (which of course would not be possible) or they figure out a way to specify exactly what separates MySpace or Facebook from, say, a forum for a Warcraft guild (which would be possible, I suppose, but probably not by anyone fool enough to come up with such a law) then no site will be safe from the repurcussions.

    1. Re:Goodbye Anonymous Coward by J'raxis · · Score: 1

      Unless the law specifically named the sites to be restricted (which of course would not be possible) ...

      It would certainly be possible, except keeping the list up to date with new start-up sites would be impossible (a good thing), and having a law that specially designates individuals (including corporations -- legally, they're "people" too) and punitive actions to be taken specifically against them is perilously close to a bill of attainder, a type of law explicitly proscribed by name in the Constitution.

    2. Re:Goodbye Anonymous Coward by malkir · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Mod parent +1 That's EXACTLY what I was thinking. We should be spending more time educating stupid parents about what their children are doing, not essentially banning people from the internet. AIM is considered social networking, MSN is considered social networking, video games could be considered social networking ('o hey where u from?'). All for the sake of the children.
      What these idiots don't realize is that sites like myspace are only there because of popularity -- if they ban people from social networking, they're just going to find something else either equally as 'bad' or possibly worse to do.
      If I didn't have the capability to converse with people outside my immediate area, I'd be smoking a lot more than marijuana.

  50. What's a 'Networking Site'? by fyoder · · Score: 1
    From the article:

    Under the bill, networking sites that failed to verify ages and failed to obtain parental permission before posting profiles of users under age 18 would face civil penalties of up to $5,000 a day for every day of noncompliance.

    I gather their target is large sites with explicit emphasis on social networking, but a lot is going to depend on how any law is worded. It could apply to anything on the internet which invites user submitted content. Like Slashdot. Or Joe Blow's Blog. Or whatever.

    Canada has a large, sparsely populated, territory called Nunavut. The US should negotiate a deal with Canada to set up camps where America's children could be raised in a safe, non-networked environment, with tight control on any and all content coming in from the outside world. That could solve so many of the 'won't someone think of the children' type problems.

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    1. Re:What's a 'Networking Site'? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      However, Nunavut is a really crappy, cold place.

  51. EULA - check here. by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1

    [] I agree that I am not in any place that forbids me to check this box.

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  52. Jurisdiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I will never understand internet-laws that try to apply only in specific locations.

    So a user, born in Brazil, who lives in Connecticut is on vacation in Canada, and proxies into a computer in New York city, and then accesses a website run by a French company, owned by a Spanish entrepreneur who is living in Italy. The company servers are located in Sweden and administered by a staff in Finland.

    And you're telling me that if said user is underage and the website is a social networking site, Connecticut is going to impose fines on someone? Who exactly? And in what country? Good luck with that.

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  54. Baaaad. by The+Orange+Mage · · Score: 1

    If this law is passed, we must all protest. By putting on our robes and wizard hats.

  55. Slashdotters in politics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I, for one, would like to congratulate Slashdot's very own BadAnalogyGuy on his appointment as Connecticut's Attorney General. Bravo, sir. Bravo.

  56. Thank God I'm A Self-Made Billionaire by Skeetskeetskeet · · Score: 0

    I have a 5,000 square foot home in the side of a mountain, two yachts, and a fleet of Lamborghinis at the ripe old age of 25.

    Excuse me, I have to go oil the hinge on the outhouse door.

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  57. just another by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just another government abusing it's powers to restrict capitalism. And Myspace should not be held liable for the parents negligence. Nor does the government, federal or state, has the right to interfere with how a business does business.

  58. Don't forget... by DogDude · · Score: 1

    Don't forget... there's also no good way of web servers to be sure where their clients are located geographically. You couldn't do it on a state-by-state basis. Oh well, I guess this law won't work. That's a real shame...

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    1. Re:Don't forget... by cbreaker · · Score: 1

      No, but if they wanted to, they could require that all ISP's servicing Connecticut locations to block the YouTube servers. ISP's would probably welcome the the order.

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  59. Note to Dick Blumenthal by tkrotchko · · Score: 1

    "Richard Blumenthal said of the proposition, 'If we can put a man on the moon, we can verify age on the Internet,'"

    Dick,

    We cannot put a man on the moon. I hope that doesn't upset your wacky internet age thing.

    Signed,

    Reality

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  60. Never Worked by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If the state could stop me from buying alcohol under age 21, it would have, but it didn't. Didn't stop it from trying, though.

    Instead, my parents raised me right, and I learned to drink without driving or anything else stupid.

    Making sure kids are exposed to only healthy environments is the parents' job, not the state's. Because the state will only get it awfully wrong, while parents can get it right for the specific kid.

    The state might have to punish parents when their kids actually damage someone (or themselves) by taking more risks than they can handle. But starting from the point that no parents can allow their kids to do things they are ready for, even though they're not at the arbitary state age, just damages another generation of kids who should be learning from those actually responsible for them, not some official puritans and their nerveless, clumsy bureaucratic hands. Even if the scaredy-nannies want to vote for the latest buzzkill-in-chief.

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  61. Bump out trick by J'raxis · · Score: 1

    If the company takes reasonable efforts to simply block users from the states implementing these laws, they most likely can't be held responsible for any of it.

    First, block IP ranges known to be entirely within the states.

    Secondly, employ something similar to the "bump out" trick that's used to avoid COPPA liability: offer in your registration form the ability for people to select one of these proscribed states, but when they do, inform them the site is unavailable to them (only after they make a selection and submit a completed form), and set a cookie on their computer preventing them from trying to fill out the form again.

    From a technological standpoint, the above is ludicrous and trivial to work around, but legally it's sufficient. (The law is often ludicrous and trivial to work around; this is a good thing.) Employing the "bump out" trick places the legal onus on the user, not on the site -- the site made a good faith effort at compliance, and if the user is trying to get around it, it is he who is breaking the law, not the site. Hear no evil, see no evil.

    In addition to the above, on the "Sorry, we're not available in your state" page, make it clear to the user that the only reason it's not available is because the state has a law preventing the site from operating in its jurisdiction. This would raise awareness of the law and hopefully put pressure on the state to repeal it.

    Of course, as was already pointed out, MySpace is owned by Rupert Murdoch, so the company is probably complicit in this whole thing. Expect to see a lot of self-righteous noise emanating from MySpace spokesmen (like the quotes in the article), and then watch as they "reluctantly" concede and go along with it.

  62. You're a bit of a moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let me say that I have two kids, age 12 and 16, and I think the proposal is nonsense.

    If your daughter is hanging out with friends that are doing stuff you don't approve of, use your skill as an adult and either steer her away from the friend, or get her involved in activities that are more wholesome. We got our older child interested in church activities, and we nurtured the friendships with kids with whom we liked.

    It never occurred to me that "regulate the internet" was a valid way to raise kids. That seems easier. Maybe next life I'll whine for "help" to "regulate the internet" so we can all "think of the children".

    No seriously, I'm surprised that with that kind of thought process that you're bright enough to figure out how to post on slashdot. Life must seem very scary to you.

  63. Is Myspace a pron site by the100rabh · · Score: 1

    Why are these guys talking like this as if Myspace is a pron site. You never had it for email then y here.

  64. Anonymous speech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So we are dumping the freedoms of anonymous speech for age checks in Connecticut? EFF help!

    1. Re:Anonymous speech by J'raxis · · Score: 1

      Please, anyone but the EFF. You know, sometimes I think these organizations are founded or at least encouraged by the very groups they oppose, so they can put up a good show-fight and prevent the emergence of a real opposition.

  65. Obligatory Seinfeld quote by ChunderDownunder · · Score: 1
    From The Dinner Party

    We never should have landed a man on the moon. It's a mistake. Now everything is compared to that one accomplishment. I can't believe they could land a man on the moon . . . and taste my coffee! I think we all would have been a lot happier if they hadn't landed a man on the moon. Then we'd go, They can't make a prescription bottle top that's easy to open? I'm not surprised they couldn't land a man on the moon. Things make perfect sense to me now. Neil Armstrong should have said, "That's one small step for man, one giant leap for every, complaining, sob on the face of the earth. "
  66. Re:Hey, Windows/Linux refugees! by weeerdo · · Score: 0

    This post makes me want to spray my powerbook beige. Come to think of it, beige was the colour of choice at Apple for over a decade.

  67. Subject by Legion303 · · Score: 1

    You might as well ask Myspace to verify pedophile status in people who sign up. Their success rate will be the same.

  68. Connecticut by maytagman · · Score: 1

    Anyone else think it's a coincidence the state is called connect-icut?

    *slaps knee*

  69. As a Connecticut Resident . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    . . . I've seen Mr. Blumenthal's long history of trying to legislate from the Attorney General's office. I'm all for protecting kids, but he continually takes sides on highly visible issues, regardless of whether or not he has any legal authority to do so.

  70. Freedom by Reed+Solomon · · Score: 1

    What gets me is that we have countries like Russia where it appears people are being silenced by death for speaking out against certain individuals, or even for no obvious reason. Or China or even the United States, or how about the case of Canada or Germany, where they have hate crimes laws, where if you want to say something like "sodomy is a sin" its a hate crime against homosexuals (maybe not, but it could be taken to that step) .. It's just a step towards restricting people from criticizing businesses, people, governments, and so on. It scares governments and corporations and media that the internet can be used against them. They want you to use the internet on their terms. So you can only go to certain websites, so you cant use internet telephony or download tv shows or music because it destroys their monopoly, and limits how many politicians they can buy off and how many laws they can buy. They're taking the first tentative steps right now it seems pretending its for the common good, when in reality its a subversive attempt to assert control over the new online society. Mark Twain, Lewis Carroll, Ann Landers, Dr Seuss, George Orwell, Cat Stevens, Elton John, Charlton Heston, Milli Vanilli, Coolio.. not their real names! The internet is a communications medium, just as literature, newspapers, movies, all have their own instances of using false names, so does the internet. You know what, I think its perfectly fine. If you want your kid to not be lured by child predators online, don't restrict my rights to talk on slashdot or on a blog using a pseudonym. I lost my point by the end of this but hopefully I've expressed my feelings on the matter sufficiently.

  71. Yeah age verification... by Eric+Damron · · Score: 1

    Just require a valid credit card as proof just like the p0rn sites do... :/

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  72. Clueless Politicians by mdm42 · · Score: 1

    The politicians have no clue how it could possibly be implemented.
    That sentence ran on six words too long.
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  73. Man on the moon? by Orig_Club_Soda · · Score: 0

    If you read space news we *can't* put a man on the moon. Projections are for 10-20 years, if ever. If this analogy is true, does MySpace get 20 years to validate an age?

  74. Democrat Controlled State by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What do you expect from the Democratic controlled state of Connecticut.

    They have already banned the private ownership of property, allowing for the state to seize property from a private citizen and hand it over to a developer who promises to make more tax money the state spending pigs to use.

    But then again the Democrats are all about telling you, you are too stupid to manage your own life and your own money... Just look at the funky laws being pushed forward in California.

    If you didn't vote Libertarian then you are part of problem.

  75. Re:Hey, Windows/Linux refugees! by IvanTheViking · · Score: 1

    I get it. Get a Mac, get hot women around you no matter what you do in life?

    Oh wait no. I need to make crap music with turntables and a mac, take photos all day, write dime a dozen poems, or be a math major?
    Sorry dude. Those people were cookie cutter too at my university, mac users or not.
    I'll stick to my dime a dozen engineering work, I'm all set on the masochism of apple ownership and the enscription involved

    -TheViking

  76. If we can put man on the moon... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... we should have a foolproof method that only lawyers who can make a difference between putting a few man on the moon and transporting millions of people there will ever become attorney generals.

  77. "Con"necticut looking to crush 1st Amendment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Conn. legislature is merely tossing around their power and censoring the internet. This is the begininng salvo in the War on Information. After all, Censorship is becoming America's favorite past-time. The US gov't (and their corporate friends), already detain protesters, ban books like "America Deceived" America Deceived (book) from Wikipedia (weren't they busted for FRAUD recently, Essjay), and fire 21-year tenured, BYU physics professor Steven Jones because he proved explosives, thermite in particular, took down the WTC buildings. Hey Connecticut legislature, how about stopping the War in Iraq instead?

  78. "Land of the free"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The proposed law I believe would endanger freedom of speech, since truly to have freedom of speech you also must have anonymity. I think this law is dangerous, at first they will try to portray it as an age verification scheme, but at some later time they will come along and ask, oh, by the way, could you keep a log of the idenfication information that people used to verify their age with? The goal is, probably to monitor who is saying what, and of course, that enables those who say unapproved things to be reprimanded. Here we see the totalitarian creep at work, where policies are gradually phased in and implemented over time, and by implementing it gradually and ever so slowly, piece by piece, with each piece and bit of freedom chipped away, people think it is of little consequence and not significant, but when you look at the longer term picture and the cumilative effect, all of those thousands of little pieces of freedom being chipped away, it becomes very significant. Often we may see things like this, which may seem to be intended to "keep children safe", but which may at a later time enable, in a gradual manner, invasive intrusions on personal privacy, and actually our very safety. They wish to make it seem we need to give up freedom to have security, but by giving power to government or corporations, with the potential for abuse, we are basically enabling themselves to become the criminal, and perhaps far worse of a menace to our security. Thus this is why you only have free speech without anonymity. People also assume that they are not looking for people or would like to squelch people who saying innocent, harmless, or legal things, such as who you are going to vote for in the next election. This is a dangerous assumption to make, and if the chance that it can happen is there, it certainly can happen. As Benjamin Franklin once said, those who would cede essential liberty for safety deserve and will get neither. Corporations and government may be at one moment seem to be trustworthy, but can change very quickly. As they say, power corrupts, and eroding away personal freedoms and privacy like this, would enable such corruption to become more dangerous and pernicious.

    I do think government has a place in society, but its function should be to protect the economic and political freedom of people. Laws should be designed to protect personal freedom and liberty (freedom to make choices for oneself, this does not include forcing it on others), not restrict it. Government should provide a social safety net as well, and enact employee protection laws, which are designed to prevent corporations from abusing employees. Often, though we see a government more interested in the rights of corporations, than of individuals. Laws such as the DMCA are obvious examples of that, which take away the rights of people to play their DVDs for private use on their Linux computer for instance, and to restrict personal freedoms. We also see republicans, who whine about how much money is spent on social programs to help the poor, and how much of a terrible expense this is, but then waste billions of dollars on a useless war based on lies and deception, and to allow the large corporations with connections to the bush administration, to make an enormous profits. They complain about welfare to individuals, most who are in true need, especially since the low end wages are often well below poverty level in this country (the increasing gap between rich and poor and the wage stagnation coupled with a massive increase in costs of living in housing and transportation, is a whole other subject) , but then give billion dollar corporate welfare giveaways to such corporations as halliburton. There is no gaurantee that the money pumped into those corporations will go back into the hands of common people, corporations may hoard money, for the wealthy interests that control them, much of the profit does not need to even go back to those who did the actual labour to make this profit.

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    1. Re:"Land of the free"? by k1e0x · · Score: 1

      Government cant protect freedom. They can only take freedom away.

      Government does not, and can not create rights, rights do not come from them. Without being too religious, our rights come from our property.. sine we own our bodies and our lives (that come from a god or w/e you believe.) We may choose what to do with that body or life. Just as you have the freedom to decide what to do with other things you own.

      Government can only create permissions.

      They allow people to own a business via a business license. However you are not free to do so because the government can remove your permission.

      In this country today you need permission in the form of a permit or license to do just about anything.

      beyond this..

      There is no such thing as a "limited" or "shared" right. You don't have permission to speak "sometimes" you always possess this right and it never goes away. Many deny this and a classic example of the argument is "You don't have a right to yell fire in a crowded theater". This is false. You very much have a right to do so and if there actually is a fire it may even be a good idea to yell "FIRE!" What you do not have a right to do is to injure other people.. since people may get hurt by your actions you are responsible for them.

      Rights and Permission are the opposite of each other. One is freedom the other is control.

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  79. Restrict under 18? by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Sure, why not? its no different then restrictions on *children* in the physical world.

    I agree it would be nearly impossible to enforce, but does that mean its a bad idea? I dont think so.

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  80. what a problem!!..call in the politicians!! by Diotallevi · · Score: 0

    yes sir that is what we need a new unenforcible fine. a gov dept of myspace. again its up to someone else to monitor the kids online...lord forbid the parents do it!

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  81. What's this "we" stuff? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "'If we can put a man on the moon, we can verify age on the Internet,'"

    What's this "we" stuff? The AG did squat to help with putting people on the moon. Further, that was done by the government, with a huge amount of funding from taxpayers. Something he's not proprosing that at all, instead putting the full weight of the law against corporations, not walking the legislative halls proposing funding for internet age verification but shutting down companies instead.

    Not that government funding should be involved in getting age verification online, but I'm disgusted at the incorrect attempt at a gross parallel to NASA moon landings. If the AG's tactics were used for moon landings, as funny as that may sound, he would be suing rocket scientists for not helping enough and taking out lawsuits against the Apollo 11 for not getting there.

    What a jackass.

  82. Cars VS Social Networking by eepok · · Score: 1

    Cars harm more youth and teenagers per year than do social networking sites. Restrict Cars (from every one) further than they are already restricted before "protecting" your children from phantom bad guys you think are chasing your "special little girl".

    Oh, you think we train our kids to survive as drivers and passengers sufficiently? Well, then, we definitely train our kids well enough to not get raped over the internets. If not, train your kids more.

  83. republic controlled libetarardians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Libertardian party are just shills for the Republic party.
    People that are too embarassed to admit that they are Republics claim to be Libertardians.
    Support for the Libertardian party is support for the Religous Right and the Republic party.

  84. Ages on internet? by Nephrite · · Score: 1

    But seriously, we COULD put man on the Moon back in 60's, but now we can't even land a freaking space shuttle.

  85. Better idea! by Austin+Milbarge · · Score: 1

    What the state of Connecticut should do is hand out electronic scales that connects to the computer and if the kid is too fat he can't log in. Or the kid can log in but he can only visit www.weightwatchers.com.

    I call this technology "FatAss.NET". Not a bad idea, ehhh???

  86. Government pays by HomelessInLaJolla · · Score: 1

    Create debt. Maintain debt. Keep people in debt. Work them until they die of debt.

    Asserting, even somewhat humorously, that the government should pay for the age verification does nothing but lend to the debt system. If the government is asked to pay they'll simply find a way to milk it out of the taxpayers--further selling them into debt. The Senators and Representatives will also, most likely, be much closer to the profit pile from whichever company receives the government contract to verify internet age. That's the way a pyramid scheme works--take from everyone and give back only to a priveleged few.

    Of course asserting that a company should pay for it is the same up-and-over loop but doesn't reach the height of the government. Eventually the cost is always passed on to the general consumer while the profits are funnelled most prominently to the executives, directors, and VPs.

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  87. Intelligent Design by HomelessInLaJolla · · Score: 1

    Create debt. Maintain debt. Keep people in debt. Work them until they die of debt.

    The Federal budget deficit creates debt for parents. Parents must work to pay debt. Children are allowed to find trouble because the parents are working to pay debt. Legal action resulting from the trouble creates more Federal budget debt. The Federal budget deficit creates more debt for the parents.

    The system is to simple to be a coincidence. Somewhere there is an organized group of accountants who planned this whole thing out.

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  88. You have met your enemey and you are him by fm6 · · Score: 1

    Dude, blaming politicians for stupid laws is like blaming sewer workers for shit. People want the government to do all kinds of stupid stuff. Politicians are just pandering to that.

  89. When we can put a man on the moon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If we can put a man on the moon? Can we? Nobody's been there for 30yrs or so. Does our aging shuttle still work? Well, let's put a man on the moon again before dealing with things like myspace bills.

  90. Has anyone put a man on the moon lately? by erichill · · Score: 1

    As much as it's a bad comparison to anything, we don't seem to be doing a very good job of putting men on the moon either.

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  91. Pandering by poptones · · Score: 1

    Is illegal in most states.

    Hmmmm. And what does that make the law?

  92. of course theres no foolproof method by evwah · · Score: 1


    there isn't even a foolproof method of putting a man on the moon, let alone a method at all
    </conspiracy>

  93. fascists by Robocoastie · · Score: 1

    the fascists are hard at work I see. It seems people were so concerned about things swinging too far left (which ends at socialism) in the 90s that there hasn't been a check in place to keep the boom swinging to the extreme right (which ends at fascism).

  94. Yea, but by the_REAL_sam · · Score: 1

    It would not only interfere with the children's rights. The bill would abridge everyone's the right to free speach, insofar as it would require everyone to identify themselves before using social networking websites.

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  95. Don't blame Myspace, blame computers! by Cyfun · · Score: 1
    There is actually a viable solution to this problem that will in fact take out several birds with one stone:

    Rather than requiring websites themselves to verify identity, this process should be done at the user's computer! Yes, you heard me. We should require users to obtain personal licenses before using a computer and/or the Internet. Not unlike a driver's license, in fact.

    If this were the case, then (1) not only will the user's age be verified, but their entire identity will be, too, thusly eliminating the need for typed passwords and other similar authentication; (2) you will have to go through training to use a computer, so not only will users' computer skills be improved, but people in tech support will no longer be plagued with such infamous situations as "it says 'to start, press any key,' but I can't find it" or "it said it was a virus but I downloaded it anyway and now everything is slow"; and (3) since the computer itself will verify the user's identity on the client-side, when the users visits a website that has an age restriction, the computer can simply tell the site that the user does or does not meet the requirement, so the website won't get to collect all of the user's personal data and effectively ruin their anonymity.

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    1. Re:Don't blame Myspace, blame computers! by Cyfun · · Score: 1

      Oh, but let me add that anyone smart enough to know how to use Linux should be exempt from these licenses. Sort of like diplomatic immunity... ;)

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    2. Re:Don't blame Myspace, blame computers! by Neeth · · Score: 1

      We should require users to obtain personal licenses before using a computer and/or the Internet.
      Please say you are trolling.

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  96. Re:Hey, Windows/Linux refugees! by zippthorne · · Score: 1

    Wait.. Are you seriously claiming that this guy wasn't/isn't a geek?

    Y'know, I don't think you really are a Mac user at all...

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  97. Greater Implications by uvajed_ekil · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Whether or not the logistical nightmare of internet age verification is something that Myspace could deal with is one question, but this whole situation raises others. Most importantly, what will be the definition of a social networking site, besides Myspace? Facebook, certainly. Personals sites, like Yahoo Personals, or eHarmony? What about anything IM-related, which would include Google/Gmail? Craigslist, or even Angieslist? Slashdot? Any site with any sort of a forum or bulletin board can act as a social networking venue, no? Does this mean that if I want to have a guestbook on my band's website I'll have to verify ages and get parental consent for minors who want to say "hi"? This doesn't look doable, and I doubt any such legislation would survive multiple courts once it was tested.

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  98. DogDude, you are so stupid... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is hard to believe how incredibly stupid you are. Stupid as a stone
    that the other stones make fun of. So stupid that you have traveled
    far beyond stupid as we know it and into a new dimension of stupid.
    Meta-stupid. Stupid cubed. Trans-stupid stupid. Stupid collapsed to
    a singularity where even the stupons have collapsed into stuponium.
    Stupid so dense that no intelligence can escape. Singularity stupid.
    Blazing hot summer day on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one
    minute than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. It cannot
    be possible that anything in our universe can really be this stupid.
    This is a primordial fragment from the original big stupid bang. A pure
    extract of stupid with absolute stupid purity. Stupid beyond the laws
    of nature. I must apologize. I can't go on. This is my epiphany of
    stupid. After this experience, you may not hear from me for a while.
    I don't think that I can summon the strength left to mock your moronic
    opinions and malformed comments about boring trivia or your other
    drivel. Duh.

  99. Perfect Solution by strimpster · · Score: 1

    I have an idea. Why don't we use Social Security Numbers to tell how old everyone is. That is the safest method ... right? Why don't we start by having all of the lawmakers from this state start by giving us their SSNs so that we can test and verify them? Anyone else up for this?? lol What these lawmakers don't understand is that it is virtually impossible to verify the age of someone. Sometimes what looks good on paper doesn't acually work out. Here's another idea. Why don't we become a socialistic society ... that looks good on paper and doesn't work too!!