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  1. I 3 Technology on P2P Television? · · Score: 1

    Finally, and end to the era of turning on my TV to see programming. Soon, I will get to see H4X0rz, how to make my penis bigger in just two hours, mislabeled TV shows, and most of all, viruses and bugs of all sorts. I was worried my TV wasn't giving me enough crap with the shows it picks up. Just what I need.

  2. Cheapskates. on Iowa Court May Order Microsoft Refunds · · Score: 3, Funny

    Sure, that pays for your purchase of Windows 98, but where's the compensation for mental scarring?

  3. Great! on Planetary System Similar to Sol · · Score: 2, Funny

    Soon, environmentalists won't be able to tell us not to pour motor oil down the sink because "It's the only planet we have".

  4. Good times on NVIDIA's Pixel & Vertex Shading Language · · Score: 1

    I'm buying one right away, and praying that they become industry standard. The next "Amy men" game will be all the sweeter, along with Pac-man 3D!

  5. Re:Don't be so sure.... on The Economics of File Sharing · · Score: 1

    Make all the insensitive comments you want. I'm too in love with it to be torn away.

  6. How very strange..... on Warcraft III Gone Gold · · Score: 1

    I know it took a long time to come out, but in it's golden years already? My grandpa was like 70 before people started saying he was in his golden years.

  7. Don't be so sure.... on The Economics of File Sharing · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now that I've downloaded the entire soundtrack to Glitter, I won't buy the CD! Ha!

  8. Hooray!! on Using Cellular Traffic to Monitor Traffic Jams · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yes! Now when someone honks at me for driving recklessly and paying attention to the phone instead of the road, I can flip them off, and self-rightously think, "I'm helping the situation."

  9. Biased reporting yet again on Serious IIS Hole; Minor X Bug · · Score: 1

    I've come to expect this sort of reporting. Oh, a bug that lets people who have no right mess up your work, that's a BAD thing! Microsoft did nothing about it when they could have, ooh, that's BAD!

    Where's the representative for the evil population of the world? Where's the representation of the eMasochist?

  10. Neither should have won on Inside the Joint Strike Fighter Competition · · Score: 2, Funny

    Boeing and Lockheed are both stupid. The obvious design is to shape the plane like, and paint it like, a shark. That way, when other pilots see the plane, they won't try to shoot it down. They'll just be like "Oh, air shark." and go about their business.

  11. The important issues on Calculators vs. PDAs in the Classroom · · Score: 1

    PDA's should be allowed EVERYWHERE. I mean, the only kind of porn I can look at on my calculator is ASCII porn, and that's not quite as good. It does the job, but let's go ahead and step into the 21st century here.

  12. The choice is obvious. on WiFi, Light Bulbs, And The FCC · · Score: 1

    We choose the wireless networks. They're more important to communication, and overall, our economy.

    Plus, let's go ahead and use up all the electricity we can. Let our kids deal with the problem. Those bastards deserve it.

  13. Re:whahaa on Live via Satellite: NATO Aerial Surveillance Video · · Score: 1, Funny

    Damn, it's JennyCam all over again. TAKE YOUR TOP OFF, OSAMA!

  14. I'm confused. on A Wireless Alliance Forms · · Score: 1

    Will this affect the "hot new handheld" from Taco bell? I've been shopping around for a handheld, and they appear to be the least expensive of the lot.

  15. question.... on A Wireless Alliance Forms · · Score: 1

    How will this affect the "hot new handheld" from Taco Bell I keep hearing about? I've been looking for a handheld, and it appears to be the least expensive of the lot.