I can't run my truck off vegetable oil. I'd be too tempted to cook chicken in it as I drive.
Then again, I'm already tempted to drink the diesel for the ethanol, so it's really a toss-up.
Thanks to Sci-fi, we've got all sorts of horrible ideas ready for the technology that isn't here yet. Stolen identity, practically doesn't exist, blah blah blah....
People are always slow to take to such a technology.
Sure, they're good at technical stuff, but there has yet to be a single non-chinese person to learn their language.
It's all like ching chong, wing wong and shit.
It will merely take AOL and MSN merging. This will be a glorious thing, because, as we all know, people love massive companies that control everything.
When everything is standardized, it will be a glorious time, in which all of the people on AIM, all of the people on MSN, and yes, perhaps those on ICQ- can come together to spam us all at once.
By burning pirate DVD's, I helped the terrorists get a passport.
I helped Bin Laden escape the US forces.
I helped kill police officers, fathers, mothers.
Because I burned Spiderman instead of waiting and buying it, I caused AIDS to spread.
It was all in good fun.
I help Colombian gangsters kidnap innocent people.
It's my computer, right?
By burning DVD's, I failed to let the Eagle Soar.
(Paid for by the US Government)
I think you need to read up on history a bit more. The Pilgrims left due to religious persecution, and, after that, many people came to America because it's the land of the FREE.
That's what liberalism is all about- freedoms.
And besides, New York and California are our two best states.
This reminds me of that scene in stone cold where a bunch of motorcycles were driving up a winding staircase until the got to the top of the building, then one drove out the window, and into a helicoptor that exploded, and the fiery wreck crashed down onto a parked car, which then exploded, and I'm not sure, but it kind of looked like the building behind them exploded too.
If this guy says that this scene wasn't realistic, I'm going to cry. Then, I'm going to jump through his window, punch him through a wall, and rape his wife.
I'd like to see him prove the physical impossibility of that last one!
Nitpicking makes a movie better! Every time I'm watching TV with my friends, and I see a physical error, I pause it with Tivo, and draw out a diagram of how it cannot happen.
My friend threatened to shoot me with an Uzi for doing this, but I reminded him that a Mac 10 is what the REAL action heroes use.
Oh dear! It seems I have angered the man who controlls the UNITED STATES ARMY. A big army base in Virginia?! I'm doomed now, assuming the soldiers have the correct number of fingers to use the gun.
I really don't consider virginia a state, along with Kentucky, Tennesee, Alabama, and, of coarse, west Virginia. They are what I call "pity states". We only have them because it would look funny to have a big hole in the middle of our nation.
"My own peril" is probably not going to be much, possibly a few more inbred hicks complaining at me that virginia is great. Go back to your wifesterousin, it's calling you.
This is exactly why knowledge is power. AIDS stopped being so incredibly bad in America and other countries when they figured out a few things about it, how it's spread, etc.
In Africa, however, most of the people spreading it likely know they have it, but they don't know they're infecting others. Put "South Africa" into the search on the Portal of Evil news archives, and you'll see a lot regarding this subject.
In a nutshell, South Africa, much like the rest of Africa, has a horrible AIDS epidemic. The populace does not know enough hard facts about it to really do much to help, although education attempts are being made.
Folklore and such are common, and this includes such things as taking your brother's wife as your own upon his death. Of coarse, this really doesn't work out if he died of AIDS, but they don't know that.
Some thought that sex with a virgin would cure AIDS. (Perhaps by the discovery that virgins never have AIDS?) How much more virginal can you get than a baby?
http://www.poenews.com/stories/5760.html
Other ingenious cures have been goats.
http://www.worldonline.co.za/news/news_center_0203 25.460947.html
Outsmarting anyone from South Africa for your own gain shouldn't be that difficult. It's the country where the "Rape babies to cure AIDS" plan came from.
This was the first solar eclipse in way too long, and not to mention, the first time nobody thought I was strange for staring directly at the sun for hours straight in a long, long time.
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I can't run my truck off vegetable oil. I'd be too tempted to cook chicken in it as I drive. Then again, I'm already tempted to drink the diesel for the ethanol, so it's really a toss-up.
I think I speak for everyone when I say who the fuck is Ziggy Stardust?
Thanks to Sci-fi, we've got all sorts of horrible ideas ready for the technology that isn't here yet. Stolen identity, practically doesn't exist, blah blah blah.... People are always slow to take to such a technology.
It has been around MUCH longer than that. Just look! http://www.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/ photoshop/classicart/protagonist_christris.jpg
Sure, they're good at technical stuff, but there has yet to be a single non-chinese person to learn their language. It's all like ching chong, wing wong and shit.
I never thought anything would make me sentimental for the good old comforting goatse.
terrorism! terrorism! T-E-R-R-O-R-I-S-M waaaauuuuugh let teh eagle soar! Sorry, Evil Bob. It was too funny to leave alone.
It will merely take AOL and MSN merging. This will be a glorious thing, because, as we all know, people love massive companies that control everything. When everything is standardized, it will be a glorious time, in which all of the people on AIM, all of the people on MSN, and yes, perhaps those on ICQ- can come together to spam us all at once.
Hallo this is dick tracy. I AM FAG, OVER.
I'm just angry that it takes so long to get my translated import copy of Urine Cop VI. The japanese make my kinda stuff, but oh, the waiting!
Does this mean that someday, other card games will be online? Like soliatare and poker?
It's unpatriotic. I'll never let them take away my MP3 of "Let the Eagle Soar".
By burning pirate DVD's, I helped the terrorists get a passport. I helped Bin Laden escape the US forces. I helped kill police officers, fathers, mothers. Because I burned Spiderman instead of waiting and buying it, I caused AIDS to spread. It was all in good fun. I help Colombian gangsters kidnap innocent people. It's my computer, right? By burning DVD's, I failed to let the Eagle Soar. (Paid for by the US Government)
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In future news, the Civilian Space Xploration Team is dead.
It shall be used to create, download, store, and compile the WORLD'S MOST POWERFUL PORN.
I think you need to read up on history a bit more. The Pilgrims left due to religious persecution, and, after that, many people came to America because it's the land of the FREE. That's what liberalism is all about- freedoms. And besides, New York and California are our two best states.
This reminds me of that scene in stone cold where a bunch of motorcycles were driving up a winding staircase until the got to the top of the building, then one drove out the window, and into a helicoptor that exploded, and the fiery wreck crashed down onto a parked car, which then exploded, and I'm not sure, but it kind of looked like the building behind them exploded too. If this guy says that this scene wasn't realistic, I'm going to cry. Then, I'm going to jump through his window, punch him through a wall, and rape his wife. I'd like to see him prove the physical impossibility of that last one!
Nitpicking makes a movie better! Every time I'm watching TV with my friends, and I see a physical error, I pause it with Tivo, and draw out a diagram of how it cannot happen. My friend threatened to shoot me with an Uzi for doing this, but I reminded him that a Mac 10 is what the REAL action heroes use.
Oh dear! It seems I have angered the man who controlls the UNITED STATES ARMY. A big army base in Virginia?! I'm doomed now, assuming the soldiers have the correct number of fingers to use the gun.
I really don't consider virginia a state, along with Kentucky, Tennesee, Alabama, and, of coarse, west Virginia. They are what I call "pity states". We only have them because it would look funny to have a big hole in the middle of our nation.
"My own peril" is probably not going to be much, possibly a few more inbred hicks complaining at me that virginia is great. Go back to your wifesterousin, it's calling you.
Virginia! It sure will be great to have a bunch of hillbillies running this thing.
"Hay paw! Joe Bob done gots the fly on his britches stuck to the magnet again!"
This is exactly why knowledge is power. AIDS stopped being so incredibly bad in America and other countries when they figured out a few things about it, how it's spread, etc.
In Africa, however, most of the people spreading it likely know they have it, but they don't know they're infecting others. Put "South Africa" into the search on the Portal of Evil news archives, and you'll see a lot regarding this subject.
In a nutshell, South Africa, much like the rest of Africa, has a horrible AIDS epidemic. The populace does not know enough hard facts about it to really do much to help, although education attempts are being made. Folklore and such are common, and this includes such things as taking your brother's wife as your own upon his death. Of coarse, this really doesn't work out if he died of AIDS, but they don't know that. Some thought that sex with a virgin would cure AIDS. (Perhaps by the discovery that virgins never have AIDS?) How much more virginal can you get than a baby? http://www.poenews.com/stories/5760.html Other ingenious cures have been goats. http://www.worldonline.co.za/news/news_center_0203 25.460947.html
Outsmarting anyone from South Africa for your own gain shouldn't be that difficult. It's the country where the "Rape babies to cure AIDS" plan came from.
This was the first solar eclipse in way too long, and not to mention, the first time nobody thought I was strange for staring directly at the sun for hours straight in a long, long time.