I just heard the sad news on talk radio. The Digital Age is dead. There were no more details. I miss it already. Following on the heals of the LNUX delisting, it is troubling.
Real geeks don't give a shiznits, because real geeks don't watch TV, or go to the movies. They are to busy writing their own parallel fortran compilers.
If you know someone who thinks they are a geek, and who watches movies or TV, then bitch slap them, for they are not true geeks, but something much, much worse.
If I were J.K. Rowling, I would masturbate every day. Probably with one of those fucking machines, but only on thw weekends would I use it. Other days, would be an assortrment of phallic vegetables.
Thanks for replying to a troll, in doing so you have yourself become a troll. Please mod me down. I couldn't give a shit anyway.
I find it hard to believe that anyone could take slahsdot seriously.
This guy cperciva@sfu.ca is fucking dumber than a bag of rocks. I bet he feels damn stupid for posting such a retarded comment. He probably should post as Anonymous coward if he's going to post such stupid crap.
One more crippling
bombshell hit the already beleaguered *BSD community when IDC confirmed that *BSD
market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of
all servers. Coming on the heels of a recent Netcraft survey which plainly states
that *BSD has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've
known all along. *BSD is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by
failing dead last [samag.com]
in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive networking test.
You don't need to
be a Kreskin [amdest.com] to predict *BSD's
future. The hand writing is on the wall: *BSD faces a bleak future. In fact there won't
be any future at all for *BSD because *BSD is dying. Things are looking very
bad for *BSD. As many of us are already aware, *BSD continues to lose market share. Red
ink flows like a river of blood.
FreeBSD is the most endangered of them all, having
lost 93% of its core developers. The sudden and unpleasant departures of long time
FreeBSD developers Jordan Hubbard and Mike Smith only serve to underscore the point
more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: FreeBSD is dying.
Let's
keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
OpenBSD leader Theo states that there
are 7000 users of OpenBSD. How many users of NetBSD are there? Let's see. The number of
OpenBSD versus NetBSD posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are
about 7000/5 = 1400 NetBSD users. BSD/OS posts on Usenet are about half of the volume
of NetBSD posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of BSD/OS. A recent article put
FreeBSD at about 80 percent of the *BSD market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 =
36400 FreeBSD users. This is consistent with the number of FreeBSD Usenet posts.
Due to the troubles of Walnut Creek, abysmal sales and so on, FreeBSD went out
of business and was taken over by BSDI who sell another troubled OS. Now BSDI
is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.
All major
surveys show that *BSD has steadily declined in market share. *BSD is very sick and
its long term survival prospects are very dim. If *BSD is to survive at all it will
be among OS dilettante dabblers. *BSD continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle
could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, *BSD is dead.
I am a 51-year-old college student, sharing an apartment with a guy who's been my friend for a long time. We get along well and are very compatible roommates, but an incident two weeks ago has jeopardized all that.
I've been dating a wonderful guy whom I call CmdrTaco because that is his name. CmdrTaco and I have sex a lot, and he is very loud. My roommate (call him Casey) complained about his loudness at first, but then got used to it. So imagine my surprise when I caught him masturbating outside my door listening to us have sex.
Casey, of course, looked embarrassed, and retreated to his room. Neither Casey nor I have mentioned the incident to each other since. To make freaky matters even freakier, CmdrTaco has announced that he wants to have a three-way with Casey. What do I do? I can hardly look at Casey anymore and I don't know what to say to CmdrTaco.
When you're sharing an apartment, overhearing your roommate getting laid is unavoidable. The roommate who isn't getting laid walks down the hall to the bathroom, and as he passes the door to the room of the roommate who is getting laid he hears a groan or a grunt or a thud or a slap. In most cases, it's pretty easy for the roommate who isn't getting laid to avoid further listening -- i.e., he can continue on his way to the bathroom or turn on the TV or whatever.
However, SSO, it's not only the responsibility of the roommate who isn't getting laid to avoid listening. People sharing apartments don't have to have sex in silence -- he's your roommate not your mom; it's OK for him to know you're having sex -- but you do have to keep the volume down to something that he can drown out by listening to music or watching The Cannonball Run on DVD.
OK, let's get into specifics: If you and your boyfriend made no effort to keep it down after Casey complained, well, then you were involving Casey in your sex life against his will. By forcing him to listen, you were drawing him into the action. Listening to a hot faggot get the shit fucked out of him will turn most guys on. In short, OF COURSE CASEY WAS BEATING OFF LISTENING TO YOU TWO -- WHAT THE HELL ELSE WAS HE SUPPOSED TO DO? Yes, yes: He should've stayed away from your door. But, shit, if you two are going to be so inconsiderate as to involve him in your sex life against his will, why shouldn't he get as close to the action as he can?
So what to do about Casey, your old pal? Get drunk with him, bring up the subject, offer him an apology, and accept the apology he'll no doubt offer you. Then laugh it off: "Oh, man, what were you thinking, dude!" "Oh, man, I thought I was going to have a heart attack when you opened the door, dude!"
So what do you say to CmdrTaco, your loud faggotfriend? CmdrTaco knew Casey could hear you two going at it, and he kept it up. Wasn't it obvious to you that CmdrTaco was turned on by the idea of Casey listening in? If the idea of Casey listening in turned her on, it stands to reason that he might also be turned on by the idea of Casey joining in. If that's too freaky for you, SSO, then so is CmdrTaco.
I am a straight 21-year-old female and have been with my boyfriend on and off for two years. He is the sweetest boy in the world and I love him with all my heart. The problem is this: After we have sex he pretends to fall asleep and then finger fucks himself in the ass. I have confronted him about this and he denies it, saying that I am crazy. I am completely traumatized by this entire situation. I have no one else to turn to. Is my boyfriend gay? Should I just ignore this habit of his and focus on all of his other wonderful qualities? I greatly respect your opinion, and I'm afraid I don't know what to do.
Hope Everything Looks Peachy
Dear HELP:
Your boyfriend isn't gay. He's a freak. Try to keep up: There's nothing particularly gay about enjoying the feeling of a finger in your ass, nor is there anything particularly freaky about a man fingering himself. What makes your boyfriend a freak is that he fingers himself right next to someone he thinks is asleep, gets caught, and then denies he was doing it. Why would he deny it? Like a lot of straight men who enjoy having their asses played with, your boyfriend probably worries that you'll think he's gay if he tells you the truth -- and guess what? He's right! You do think he's gay.
Well, it ain't necessarily so, HELP. There are plenty of straight men out there who like having their butts played with, just as there are plenty of gay men who don't like having their butts played with. (I hate the feeling of a finger in my ass, HELP, and guys don't get much gayer than me.) The butt is not a magical place that only gay people can visit, like a leather bar or the Liberace Mu seum. Straight people have butts too, and some straight guys like to play with their butts, and it saddens me that so many of these straight men are reduced to playing with their own butts. Why is that the case? Once again, BECAUSE THEIR GIRLFRIEND WILL THINK THEY'RE GAY IF THEY ASK HER TO FINGER THEM.
As for your particular boyfriend, HELP, I think any guy who fingers his ass in the same room as his girlfriend -- even if he thinks she's asleep -- really wants to get caught, so... the next time he rolls over, pretends to fall asleep, and then sticks a finger in his ass, wait until he's really going at it, and then say:
"You're doing it right now! You've got your finger in your ass! I'm not crazy!"
When he denies it, you play your trump card:
"Oh, really? Let me smell your fingers."
He'll probably burst into tears at this point, which is your cue to say the following: "Look, I don't think you're gay. I love you. If the man I love likes having his ass played with then, with God as my witness, I will play with his ass. But I refuse to lie here next to you while you play with your ass and pretend that I'm asleep. That's too freaky."
It did! so I thought I would engage in some IP troll theft::
"There's a sourceforge project creating just what you're looking
for..."
"Me and a bunch of people got drunk, thought we could code, submitted the
idea and produced a fancy web page. It's now two years later and the project
has no files to download and is STILL on Stage 1, Planning."
"That's the beauty of UNIX - Lots of little tools which can be used
together. Far more flexible!"
"I've been reading UNIX in a Nutshell for SVR4 and fuck knows what any of
this flags stuff is about"
"Linux is far more secure than Windows. My box has never been
hacked."
"I can install Red Hat from a bootable CD. The machine is not connected to a
network and all I do all day is type ps, pwd and ls. I'm so l33t."
"You might want to try going to college and learning about this
stuff!"
"My folks are rich enough to send me off for further education. I am now in
an uber-elite crowd of know-it-alls and I am here to belittle you. Fear me."
"Microsoft products are soooo insecure!"
"I've spent the last two years being subjected to biased slashdot
propaganda. I couldn't hack into a properly configured windows system if my
life depended on it."
"We should file an antitrust lawsuit against Sony"
"I've spent far too much time absorbing bullshit ideals from anarchists. The truth of the matter is, I just don't want to pay for anything whatsoever. Britney CDs should be free because I think that somehow the constitution protects my illegal copying and distribution under some freedom of speech law or fair use act. Even though I don't have to go out and buy luxury items, I'm gonna whinge and bitch anyway"
"Have you considered using Linux?"
"I've only been using it for a week, and now my hardcore wannabe techno friends think I'm a guru. I now recommend it to everybody based upon what I've read at slashdot."
"Don't you find that parsing this bitset through the compliation alogirithm that is piped out through GCC on a command line echo really works well for logarithmically sound sine wave matcher?"
"Somebody please shoot me several times in the head. I am fucking clueless."
"If they join all the state drivers licence databases together, they'll be able to track me! How do I change my identity?"
"I'm too fucking dense to realise that this has been going on for over 15 years already, and I've just finished reading 1984. Go figure."
LNUX down another %10. Join me circle-jerk, then lets find each find a stranger at the bus stop. We can all suck cock tonite. Linux is what binds us. Linux is for homosexueals, and I cant get enough!!
Hi, am looking forward to having spoog on my face,
meet me in rock creek park at 11:45. No funny stuff, please wear penguin suit or or dress like Lunux Toreballs. I like smelly gnu/linux hairy faggots.
Your a fucking troll bitch, I bet you don't even like music. If you are really physics genious, quickly write down relativistiv QM magnetohydrodynaimcs eq'ns for the sun, and post to SLASHDOT.
Of course you can't, 'cause you are a troll. FUCK YOU BITHC. If I see you, I will suck your cock!!
Hi, Micro$oft sucks real bad, but linx rulez man. Linux is so good and so cool. Only smart people use it. sometimes I use windoze, but its 'cause my boss is a narc, and he makes me. I love linux. Theres this other stuff called *BSD, I think I will do it next. Until then I will keep letting the windoze MCSE guy at work stuff my mouth with his cock.
As some one who has suffered dislocated shoulder several times, I feel very sorry for these guys. I'm afraid gentleman #2 may be deceased, but the 1st guy, I hope he can get his arm back in place( it looks really painful).
This is further evidence to allow the govment to install devices into all cars to cap their speed at like 60MPH(similar capping bandwidthon cable ).
If it can save a single life, it is worth it. Never again should a civilian drive faster than 60MPH.
lnus is lookin' good, looks like he's been workin. out. I'm mildly disturbed, think I will masurbate to this pic. Thanx for the link && pic( i'm so horny I cant wait for my boyfriend).
Slashdot Mirror
I just heard the sad news on talk radio. The Digital Age is dead. There were no more details. I miss it already. Following on the heals of the LNUX delisting, it is troubling.
gnome ain't that great. fvwm2 is much more desirable. gnome-breakout is OK, nearly all other gnome is bloated worthless micro$oft clone crapware.
I wouldn't give even $0.01(USD) for their stupid open-sores project.
Real geeks don't give a shiznits, because real geeks don't watch TV, or go to the movies. They are to busy writing their own parallel fortran compilers.
If you know someone who thinks they are a geek, and who watches movies or TV, then bitch slap them, for they are not true geeks, but something much, much worse.
If I were J.K. Rowling, I would masturbate every day. Probably with one of those fucking machines, but only on thw weekends would I use it. Other days, would be an assortrment of phallic vegetables.
Thanks for replying to a troll, in doing so you have yourself become a troll. Please mod me down. I couldn't give a shit anyway. I find it hard to believe that anyone could take slahsdot seriously.
This guy cperciva@sfu.ca is fucking dumber than a bag of rocks. I bet he feels damn stupid for posting such a retarded comment. He probably should post as Anonymous coward if he's going to post such stupid crap.
One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered *BSD community when IDC confirmed that *BSD market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all servers. Coming on the heels of a recent Netcraft survey which plainly states that *BSD has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. *BSD is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead last [samag.com] in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive networking test.
You don't need to be a Kreskin [amdest.com] to predict *BSD's future. The hand writing is on the wall: *BSD faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for *BSD because *BSD is dying. Things are looking very bad for *BSD. As many of us are already aware, *BSD continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood.
FreeBSD is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core developers. The sudden and unpleasant departures of long time FreeBSD developers Jordan Hubbard and Mike Smith only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: FreeBSD is dying.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
OpenBSD leader Theo states that there are 7000 users of OpenBSD. How many users of NetBSD are there? Let's see. The number of OpenBSD versus NetBSD posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 NetBSD users. BSD/OS posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of NetBSD posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of BSD/OS. A recent article put FreeBSD at about 80 percent of the *BSD market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 FreeBSD users. This is consistent with the number of FreeBSD Usenet posts.
Due to the troubles of Walnut Creek, abysmal sales and so on, FreeBSD went out of business and was taken over by BSDI who sell another troubled OS. Now BSDI is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.
All major surveys show that *BSD has steadily declined in market share. *BSD is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If *BSD is to survive at all it will be among OS dilettante dabblers. *BSD continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, *BSD is dead.
Fact: *BSD is dying
I am a 51-year-old college student, sharing an apartment with a guy who's been my friend for a long time. We get along well and are very compatible roommates, but an incident two weeks ago has jeopardized all that.
I've been dating a wonderful guy whom I call CmdrTaco because that is his name. CmdrTaco and I have sex a lot, and he is very loud. My roommate (call him Casey) complained about his loudness at first, but then got used to it. So imagine my surprise when I caught him masturbating outside my door listening to us have sex.
Casey, of course, looked embarrassed, and retreated to his room. Neither Casey nor I have mentioned the incident to each other since. To make freaky matters even freakier, CmdrTaco has announced that he wants to have a three-way with Casey. What do I do? I can hardly look at Casey anymore and I don't know what to say to CmdrTaco.
-------------------
Dear Turd Report:
-------------------
When you're sharing an apartment, overhearing your roommate getting laid is unavoidable. The roommate who isn't getting laid walks down the hall to the bathroom, and as he passes the door to the room of the roommate who is getting laid he hears a groan or a grunt or a thud or a slap. In most cases, it's pretty easy for the roommate who isn't getting laid to avoid further listening -- i.e., he can continue on his way to the bathroom or turn on the TV or whatever.
However, SSO, it's not only the responsibility of the roommate who isn't getting laid to avoid listening. People sharing apartments don't have to have sex in silence -- he's your roommate not your mom; it's OK for him to know you're having sex -- but you do have to keep the volume down to something that he can drown out by listening to music or watching The Cannonball Run on DVD.
OK, let's get into specifics: If you and your boyfriend made no effort to keep it down after Casey complained, well, then you were involving Casey in your sex life against his will. By forcing him to listen, you were drawing him into the action. Listening to a hot faggot get the shit fucked out of him will turn most guys on. In short, OF COURSE CASEY WAS BEATING OFF LISTENING TO YOU TWO -- WHAT THE HELL ELSE WAS HE SUPPOSED TO DO? Yes, yes: He should've stayed away from your door. But, shit, if you two are going to be so inconsiderate as to involve him in your sex life against his will, why shouldn't he get as close to the action as he can?
So what to do about Casey, your old pal? Get drunk with him, bring up the subject, offer him an apology, and accept the apology he'll no doubt offer you. Then laugh it off: "Oh, man, what were you thinking, dude!" "Oh, man, I thought I was going to have a heart attack when you opened the door, dude!"
So what do you say to CmdrTaco, your loud faggotfriend? CmdrTaco knew Casey could hear you two going at it, and he kept it up. Wasn't it obvious to you that CmdrTaco was turned on by the idea of Casey listening in? If the idea of Casey listening in turned her on, it stands to reason that he might also be turned on by the idea of Casey joining in. If that's too freaky for you, SSO, then so is CmdrTaco.
I am a straight 21-year-old female and have been with my boyfriend on and off for two years. He is the sweetest boy in the world and I love him with all my heart. The problem is this: After we have sex he pretends to fall asleep and then finger fucks himself in the ass. I have confronted him about this and he denies it, saying that I am crazy. I am completely traumatized by this entire situation. I have no one else to turn to. Is my boyfriend gay? Should I just ignore this habit of his and focus on all of his other wonderful qualities? I greatly respect your opinion, and I'm afraid I don't know what to do.
... the next time he rolls over, pretends to fall asleep, and then sticks a finger in his ass, wait until he's really going at it, and then say:
Hope Everything Looks Peachy
Dear HELP:
Your boyfriend isn't gay. He's a freak.
Try to keep up: There's nothing particularly gay about enjoying the feeling of a finger in your ass, nor is there anything particularly freaky about a man fingering himself. What makes your boyfriend a freak is that he fingers himself right next to someone he thinks is asleep, gets caught, and then denies he was doing it. Why would he deny it? Like a lot of straight men who enjoy having their asses played with, your boyfriend probably worries that you'll think he's gay if he tells you the truth -- and guess what? He's right! You do think he's gay.
Well, it ain't necessarily so, HELP. There are plenty of straight men out there who like having their butts played with, just as there are plenty of gay men who don't like having their butts played with. (I hate the feeling of a finger in my ass, HELP, and guys don't get much gayer than me.) The butt is not a magical place that only gay people can visit, like a leather bar or the Liberace Mu seum. Straight people have butts too, and some straight guys like to play with their butts, and it saddens me that so many of these straight men are reduced to playing with their own butts. Why is that the case? Once again, BECAUSE THEIR GIRLFRIEND WILL THINK THEY'RE GAY IF THEY ASK HER TO FINGER THEM.
As for your particular boyfriend, HELP, I think any guy who fingers his ass in the same room as his girlfriend -- even if he thinks she's asleep -- really wants to get caught, so
"You're doing it right now! You've got your finger in your ass! I'm not crazy!"
When he denies it, you play your trump card:
"Oh, really? Let me smell your fingers."
He'll probably burst into tears at this point, which is your cue to say the following: "Look, I don't think you're gay. I love you. If the man I love likes having his ass played with then, with God as my witness, I will play with his ass. But I refuse to lie here next to you while you play with your ass and pretend that I'm asleep. That's too freaky."
"Me and a bunch of people got drunk, thought we could code, submitted the idea and produced a fancy web page. It's now two years later and the project has no files to download and is STILL on Stage 1, Planning."
"I've been reading UNIX in a Nutshell for SVR4 and fuck knows what any of this flags stuff is about"
"I can install Red Hat from a bootable CD. The machine is not connected to a network and all I do all day is type ps, pwd and ls. I'm so l33t."
"My folks are rich enough to send me off for further education. I am now in an uber-elite crowd of know-it-alls and I am here to belittle you. Fear me."
"I've spent the last two years being subjected to biased slashdot propaganda. I couldn't hack into a properly configured windows system if my life depended on it."
"I've spent far too much time absorbing bullshit ideals from anarchists. The truth of the matter is, I just don't want to pay for anything whatsoever. Britney CDs should be free because I think that somehow the constitution protects my illegal copying and distribution under some freedom of speech law or fair use act. Even though I don't have to go out and buy luxury items, I'm gonna whinge and bitch anyway"
"I've only been using it for a week, and now my hardcore wannabe techno friends think I'm a guru. I now recommend it to everybody based upon what I've read at slashdot."
"Somebody please shoot me several times in the head. I am fucking clueless."
"I'm too fucking dense to realise that this has been going on for over 15 years already, and I've just finished reading 1984. Go figure."
LNUX down another %10. Join me circle-jerk, then lets find each find a stranger at the bus stop. We can all suck cock tonite. Linux is what binds us. Linux is for homosexueals, and I cant get enough!!
Penis and linux go hand in hand. Welcome home brother, we are all faggots here. Linux and open source are all about gay promiscuous sex.
Hi, am looking forward to having spoog on my face, meet me in rock creek park at 11:45. No funny stuff, please wear penguin suit or or dress like Lunux Toreballs. I like smelly gnu/linux hairy faggots.
Your a fucking troll bitch, I bet you don't even like music. If you are really physics genious, quickly write down relativistiv QM magnetohydrodynaimcs eq'ns for the sun, and post to SLASHDOT. Of course you can't, 'cause you are a troll. FUCK YOU BITHC. If I see you, I will suck your cock!!
Hi, Micro$oft sucks real bad, but linx rulez man. Linux is so good and so cool. Only smart people use it. sometimes I use windoze, but its 'cause my boss is a narc, and he makes me. I love linux. Theres this other stuff called *BSD, I think I will do it next. Until then I will keep letting the windoze MCSE guy at work stuff my mouth with his cock.
As some one who has suffered dislocated shoulder several times, I feel very sorry for these guys. I'm afraid gentleman #2 may be deceased, but the 1st guy, I hope he can get his arm back in place( it looks really painful). This is further evidence to allow the govment to install devices into all cars to cap their speed at like 60MPH(similar capping bandwidthon cable ). If it can save a single life, it is worth it. Never again should a civilian drive faster than 60MPH.
lnus is lookin' good, looks like he's been workin. out. I'm mildly disturbed, think I will masurbate to this pic. Thanx for the link && pic( i'm so horny I cant wait for my boyfriend).
I heard it on talk radio, he's gone. There were no more details. Truly an american icon, he will be missed :-(
I rate this post at +5, it is amazingly insightful.