User: Phist Phucker

Re:FIST post

On: August 22nd EFF Benefit Party at the DNA Lounge

Claimed for the CLIT!

Re:What else is new?

On: Research: File Traders And Music Purchasing

Please oh please let me fuck you right in your csmangina[goatse.cx]"!

Re:Pubic Service Announcement

On: Blender Fund Raises EUR18,000 In Three Days

You are exactly right, fuck all the Eurtrash and fucking Towelheads.

Re:Plextor?

On: Hot-Rod Your CD-RW Drive

I want to put my hot-rodded penistor right in your ass!

PHUCK you AC!

On: Danish Court Rules Deep Linking Illegal

I claim this first post for the CLIT!

Re:Mozilla and Konqueror are defective

On: Nexland Pro800Turbo Load Balancing Router Review

I don't care much about that, I am much more interested in this 'load' balancing. It's amazing how many loads that CmdrTaco can balance on both sides of his mouth and mangina.

Please digitize

On: To Digitize or Not Digitize the Family Photo Album?

my cock going in your ASS!

All hail the power of the CLIT!

Re:Hat TricK?

On: Slashback: OpenSSH, Bio, Timeliness

Congratulations on your phist post. Honor the PHIST.

Re:A replacement for C!!

On: Canadian Government to Jam Radio Signals

Thank you for opening my eye which happens to be brown. C is definitely the way of the future. My only complaint is that you posted your insightful message on a board that is frequented by dirty GNU hippies. We should not give those un-washed bastards any ideas. One other thing, the idea of coding an OS in C is quite crazy, but I will humor you for the time being.