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  1. FP on Wearable Customizable Displays · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    GEORGE W BUSH 2004!!!!!!!!!

  2. WHEN I POOP I SOMETIMES GET A BONER on India's Secret Army Of Online Ad 'Clickers' · · Score: -1

    does that mean i am gay?

  3. Does not! on Xbox Emulator Plays Retail Game · · Score: -1

    Does not!

  4. ALERT!! Most important thing about micropayments! on Micropayments Going Mainstream? Not Yet. · · Score: -1

    A full grown stallion's cock, when fully erect, will measure some two to
    three feet long. It can be three to six inches thick at the base, to about
    two inches thick at the head. Horses are somewhat different from other
    animals in the way their cock head works. When a horse is fully erect and
    excited and ready to mount, his cock head is somewhat pointed and not as
    thick as might be normally observed. This is to facillatate an easier
    entry into the mare. After the horse has entered and reaches a climax the
    head swells (though it is more spongy then hard) into a fist sized mass as
    he ejacultates. It is thought that this serves as a plug to force the
    semen deep into the mare rather then allowing it to leak out. A full grown
    stallion can ejaculate about one cup ( 8 ounces ) of semen. It will take
    quite a few spurts to accomplish this. Each time his tail will raise and
    lower in a brief flick. The first few jets are of a thin to average
    consistency of cum. The final few jets are of a thick gelatinous
    substance... it is thought that this serves to "seal" the mares pussy so
    that the semen has time to do it's thing before leaking out. Horse semen
    is extremely viscous, if you touch your finger to a pool of it you can draw
    a thin string of it five to six feet long! Horse cum has a nice flat taste
    to it...not at all bitter like man's cum. You can easily drink cups of it
    with no discomfort.

    The Mare - how to do it.

    Mares can be quite satisfactory for the average well endowed male. If you
    are somewhat less developed you might find better pleasure with a pony or
    Miniature Horse. These are also better as they are lower to the ground. A
    pony you can fuck standing up. A miniature horse on your knees or
    squatting depending on the size. A mare will require something to stand on
    or "platform shoes"...(IE mini stilts to raise you a foot off the ground)
    so that you can reach her pussy.
    Fucking any horse will depend on the horse. Some will be ready right
    away...some will take coaxing. Pet the animal, talk to it softly, spend
    time with it gaining it's trust. If something you are doing upsets it then
    don't force it. Talk to it and calm it. If you work slowly you can make
    an animal accept anything. It is just a question of helping it overcome
    it's fears. All animals fear man if raised in the wild. How any animal
    reacts will depend on it's own experiences. If you haved raised the animal
    yourself in a loving enviroment, then you should have no problem
    associating with it, if it is a strange animal that you have met in the
    wild then you will have to go through an extended "courtship" to learn how
    to respond to the beast.

    MARES - TRAINING YOUR OWN

    When the filly reaches weaning age, seperate her from her dam. If you have
    limited time to spend then she should be put to pasture. If you have
    plenty of time then you should keep her in a stall. Spend time with her
    during the day petting and grooming her and allow her some time to run
    free. Limit her access to other horses though and see that she spends at
    least 8-12 hours a day in the stall. (Start with more free time and as she
    approaches her first birthday confine her more...she is now at the right
    age and her confinement will have made her so bored that she is amenable to
    any new experience so long as it is not unpleasant)Young fillys have no
    objection to someone playing with their pussy's. I have walked up on a pen
    full of strange fillys at night and they came right up to me and I petted
    them and felt up their pussys and they just lifted their tales and seemed
    to enjoy it. These fillys didn't even know me but they were young,
    inexperienced and bored...also since they were penned they were used to the
    presence of people and did not fear me. Most horses in a large pasture
    will run when they scent a strange human in their pasture at night.
    If you sit on the ground and wait patiently, they will get downwind of you
    an

  5. EHEH on Micropayments Going Mainstream? Not Yet. · · Score: -1
    I WANT TO PUT MY PEE PEE IN YOUR POO POO HOLE

    I WANT TO PUT MY PEE PEE IN YOUR POO POO HOLE

    • Browse SourceForge - Shop ThinkGeek - freshmeat Downloads - Newsletters - Personals (ha!) All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective owners. Comments are owned by the Poster. The Rest (C) 1997-2003 OSDN Your comment has too few characters per line Offtopic, Inflammatory, Inappropriate, Illegal, or Offensive comments might be moderated. (You can read everything, even moderated posts, by adjusting your threshold on the User Preferences Page)


    I WANT TO PUT MY PEE PEE IN YOUR POO POO HOLE

    I WANT TO PUT MY PEE PEE IN YOUR POO POO HOLE

    • Browse SourceForge - Shop ThinkGeek - freshmeat Downloads - Newsletters - Personals (ha!) All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective owners. Comments are owned by the Poster. The Rest (C) 1997-2003 OSDN Your comment has too few characters per line Offtopic, Inflammatory, Inappropriate, Illegal, or Offensive comments might be moderated. (You can read everything, even moderated posts, by adjusting your threshold on the User Preferences Page)


    I WANT TO PUT MY PEE PEE IN YOUR POO POO HOLE

    I WANT TO PUT MY PEE PEE IN YOUR POO POO HOLE

    • Browse SourceForge - Shop ThinkGeek - freshmeat Downloads - Newsletters - Personals (ha!) All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective owners. Comments are owned by the Poster. The Rest (C) 1997-2003 OSDN Your comment has too few characters per line Offtopic, Inflammatory, Inappropriate, Illegal, or Offensive comments might be moderated. (You can read everything, even moderated posts, by adjusting your threshold on the User Preferences Page)


    I WANT TO PUT MY PEE PEE IN YOUR POO POO HOLE

    I WANT TO PUT MY PEE PEE IN YOUR POO POO HOLE

    • Browse SourceForge - Shop ThinkGeek - freshmeat Downloads - Newsletters - Personals (ha!) All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective owners. Comments are owned by the Poster. The Rest (C) 1997-2003 OSDN Your comment has too few characters per line Offtopic, Inflammatory, Inappropriate, Illegal, or Offensive comments might be moderated. (You can read everything, even moderated posts, by adjusting your threshold on the User Preferences Page)


    I WANT TO PUT MY PEE PEE IN YOUR POO POO HOLE

    I WANT TO PUT MY PEE PEE IN YOUR POO POO HOLE

    • Browse SourceForge - Shop ThinkGeek - freshmeat Downloads - Newsletters - Personals (ha!) All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective owners. Comments are owned by the Poster. The Rest (C) 1997-2003 OSDN Your comment has too few characters per line Offtopic, Inflammatory, Inappropriate, Illegal, or Offensive comments might be moderated. (You can read everything, even moderated posts, by adjusting your threshold on the User Preferences Page)


    I WANT TO PUT MY PEE PEE IN YOUR POO POO HOLE

    I WANT TO PUT MY PEE PEE IN YOUR POO POO HOLE

  6. Yes, but... on New IE Bug Hides Real Site Address · · Score: -1

    does it run HURD?

  7. DEAR FUCKING GOD ON A POPSICLE STICK WHO CARES???? on Aethera 1.0 · · Score: -1
  8. AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT on The Unstoppable Shift of IT Jobs Overseas · · Score: -1

    I had a firm and grandular poop today. I was very constipated, and the majority of my dump was a thick, long, juicy turd with lots of gas. It fell very slowly out of my quivering balloon knot of love, but as it massaged my prostate with its textured ribbed-like nodules I got an immense, rock-hard raging boner and began to beat off before the turd was even halfway out.

  9. AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE TO DEAF SLASHDOT READERS on Computer Game Improves Children's Hearing · · Score: -1

    I had a firm and grandular poop today. I was very constipated, and the majority of my dump was a thick, long, juicy turd with lots of gas. It fell very slowly out of my quivering balloon knot of love, but as it massaged my prostate with its textured ribbed-like nodules I got an immense, rock-hard raging boner and began to beat off before the turd was even halfway out.

  10. The Stallion on Diamonds & the RIAA · · Score: -1

    A full grown stallion's cock, when fully erect, will measure some two to
    three feet long. It can be three to six inches thick at the base, to about
    two inches thick at the head. Horses are somewhat different from other
    animals in the way their cock head works. When a horse is fully erect and
    excited and ready to mount, his cock head is somewhat pointed and not as
    thick as might be normally observed. This is to facillatate an easier
    entry into the mare. After the horse has entered and reaches a climax the
    head swells (though it is more spongy then hard) into a fist sized mass as
    he ejacultates. It is thought that this serves as a plug to force the
    semen deep into the mare rather then allowing it to leak out. A full grown
    stallion can ejaculate about one cup ( 8 ounces ) of semen. It will take
    quite a few spurts to accomplish this. Each time his tail will raise and
    lower in a brief flick. The first few jets are of a thin to average
    consistency of cum. The final few jets are of a thick gelatinous
    substance... it is thought that this serves to "seal" the mares pussy so
    that the semen has time to do it's thing before leaking out. Horse semen
    is extremely viscous, if you touch your finger to a pool of it you can draw
    a thin string of it five to six feet long! Horse cum has a nice flat taste
    to it...not at all bitter like man's cum. You can easily drink cups of it
    with no discomfort.

    The Mare - how to do it.

    Mares can be quite satisfactory for the average well endowed male. If you
    are somewhat less developed you might find better pleasure with a pony or
    Miniature Horse. These are also better as they are lower to the ground. A
    pony you can fuck standing up. A miniature horse on your knees or
    squatting depending on the size. A mare will require something to stand on
    or "platform shoes"...(IE mini stilts to raise you a foot off the ground)
    so that you can reach her pussy.
    Fucking any horse will depend on the horse. Some will be ready right
    away...some will take coaxing. Pet the animal, talk to it softly, spend
    time with it gaining it's trust. If something you are doing upsets it then
    don't force it. Talk to it and calm it. If you work slowly you can make
    an animal accept anything. It is just a question of helping it overcome
    it's fears. All animals fear man if raised in the wild. How any animal
    reacts will depend on it's own experiences. If you haved raised the animal
    yourself in a loving enviroment, then you should have no problem
    associating with it, if it is a strange animal that you have met in the
    wild then you will have to go through an extended "courtship" to learn how
    to respond to the beast.

    MARES - TRAINING YOUR OWN

    When the filly reaches weaning age, seperate her from her dam. If you have
    limited time to spend then she should be put to pasture. If you have
    plenty of time then you should keep her in a stall. Spend time with her
    during the day petting and grooming her and allow her some time to run
    free. Limit her access to other horses though and see that she spends at
    least 8-12 hours a day in the stall. (Start with more free time and as she
    approaches her first birthday confine her more...she is now at the right
    age and her confinement will have made her so bored that she is amenable to
    any new experience so long as it is not unpleasant)Young fillys have no
    objection to someone playing with their pussy's. I have walked up on a pen
    full of strange fillys at night and they came right up to me and I petted
    them and felt up their pussys and they just lifted their tales and seemed
    to enjoy it. These fillys didn't even know me but they were young,
    inexperienced and bored...also since they were penned they were used to the
    presence of people and did not fear me. Most horses in a large pasture
    will run when they scent a strange human in their pasture at night.
    If you sit on the ground and wait patiently, they will get downwind of you
    an

  11. I POOPED A BIG TURD AND GOT A BONER on Practical Unix & Internet Security · · Score: -1

    A full grown stallion's cock, when fully erect, will measure some two to
    three feet long. It can be three to six inches thick at the base, to about
    two inches thick at the head. Horses are somewhat different from other
    animals in the way their cock head works. When a horse is fully erect and
    excited and ready to mount, his cock head is somewhat pointed and not as
    thick as might be normally observed. This is to facillatate an easier
    entry into the mare. After the horse has entered and reaches a climax the
    head swells (though it is more spongy then hard) into a fist sized mass as
    he ejacultates. It is thought that this serves as a plug to force the
    semen deep into the mare rather then allowing it to leak out. A full grown
    stallion can ejaculate about one cup ( 8 ounces ) of semen. It will take
    quite a few spurts to accomplish this. Each time his tail will raise and
    lower in a brief flick. The first few jets are of a thin to average
    consistency of cum. The final few jets are of a thick gelatinous
    substance... it is thought that this serves to "seal" the mares pussy so
    that the semen has time to do it's thing before leaking out. Horse semen
    is extremely viscous, if you touch your finger to a pool of it you can draw
    a thin string of it five to six feet long! Horse cum has a nice flat taste
    to it...not at all bitter like man's cum. You can easily drink cups of it
    with no discomfort.

    The Mare - how to do it.

    Mares can be quite satisfactory for the average well endowed male. If you
    are somewhat less developed you might find better pleasure with a pony or
    Miniature Horse. These are also better as they are lower to the ground. A
    pony you can fuck standing up. A miniature horse on your knees or
    squatting depending on the size. A mare will require something to stand on
    or "platform shoes"...(IE mini stilts to raise you a foot off the ground)
    so that you can reach her pussy.
    Fucking any horse will depend on the horse. Some will be ready right
    away...some will take coaxing. Pet the animal, talk to it softly, spend
    time with it gaining it's trust. If something you are doing upsets it then
    don't force it. Talk to it and calm it. If you work slowly you can make
    an animal accept anything. It is just a question of helping it overcome
    it's fears. All animals fear man if raised in the wild. How any animal
    reacts will depend on it's own experiences. If you haved raised the animal
    yourself in a loving enviroment, then you should have no problem
    associating with it, if it is a strange animal that you have met in the
    wild then you will have to go through an extended "courtship" to learn how
    to respond to the beast.

    MARES - TRAINING YOUR OWN

    When the filly reaches weaning age, seperate her from her dam. If you have
    limited time to spend then she should be put to pasture. If you have
    plenty of time then you should keep her in a stall. Spend time with her
    during the day petting and grooming her and allow her some time to run
    free. Limit her access to other horses though and see that she spends at
    least 8-12 hours a day in the stall. (Start with more free time and as she
    approaches her first birthday confine her more...she is now at the right
    age and her confinement will have made her so bored that she is amenable to
    any new experience so long as it is not unpleasant)Young fillys have no
    objection to someone playing with their pussy's. I have walked up on a pen
    full of strange fillys at night and they came right up to me and I petted
    them and felt up their pussys and they just lifted their tales and seemed
    to enjoy it. These fillys didn't even know me but they were young,
    inexperienced and bored...also since they were penned they were used to the
    presence of people and did not fear me. Most horses in a large pasture
    will run when they scent a strange human in their pasture at night.
    If you sit on the ground and wait patiently, they will get downwind of you
    an

  12. IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT TO ALL SCO-OPPOSERS on SCO Says IBM is Beating Up on Them · · Score: -1, Troll

    I had a firm and grandular poop today. I was very constipated, and the majority of my dump was a thick, long, juicy turd with lots of gas. It fell very slowly out of my quivering balloon knot of love, but as it massaged my prostate with its textured ribbed-like nodules I got an immense, rock-hard raging boner and began to beat off before the turd was even halfway out.

  13. Message from the men's bathroom at a steakhouse on Microsoft Worms Crash Ohio Nuke Plant, MD Trains · · Score: -1

    ATTENTION

    Do not throw toothpicks
    in the urinal
    crabs can polevault

  14. AN IMPORTANT COMMENT FOR ALL SLASHDOT READERS on Slashdot T-Shirt Contest Winners! · · Score: -1

    I was constipated and shat a really long and thick turd and got a big boner while pooping!

  15. This is what I think. on World's Most Advanced Portable TV · · Score: -1

    You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in
    Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the
    heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a
    lawyer than be seen with you. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit.
    You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt.
    You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity.

    You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. You are a bleating
    foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and
    offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking
    calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who
    sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.
    I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as
    you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of
    you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile,
    worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this
    earth.

    And did I mention you smell? Try to edit your responses of unnecessary
    material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence
    that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be
    able to access it more rapidly. You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that
    a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid
    set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy
    pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing
    nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and
    unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and
    disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep
    won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention,
    and lost in a land that reality forgot.

    And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of
    unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold
    that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight
    than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for
    the bite of the snake? You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm.
    You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech.
    You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void.

    You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile, one-handed,
    slack-jawed, drooling, meatslapper. On a good day you're a half-wit. You
    remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have
    the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and
    benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and
    sorrow wherever you go. You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod.

    Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john.
    You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You
    gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. I mean
    rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid, so stupid it goes way
    beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are
    trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even
    the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can
    escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You
    emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar
    stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really
    be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original
    big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so

  16. The Stallion on Googling Your Way Into Hacking · · Score: -1

    A full grown stallion's cock, when fully erect, will measure some two to
    three feet long. It can be three to six inches thick at the base, to about
    two inches thick at the head. Horses are somewhat different from other
    animals in the way their cock head works. When a horse is fully erect and
    excited and ready to mount, his cock head is somewhat pointed and not as
    thick as might be normally observed. This is to facillatate an easier
    entry into the mare. After the horse has entered and reaches a climax the
    head swells (though it is more spongy then hard) into a fist sized mass as
    he ejacultates. It is thought that this serves as a plug to force the
    semen deep into the mare rather then allowing it to leak out. A full grown
    stallion can ejaculate about one cup ( 8 ounces ) of semen. It will take
    quite a few spurts to accomplish this. Each time his tail will raise and
    lower in a brief flick. The first few jets are of a thin to average
    consistency of cum. The final few jets are of a thick gelatinous
    substance... it is thought that this serves to "seal" the mares pussy so
    that the semen has time to do it's thing before leaking out. Horse semen
    is extremely viscous, if you touch your finger to a pool of it you can draw
    a thin string of it five to six feet long! Horse cum has a nice flat taste
    to it...not at all bitter like man's cum. You can easily drink cups of it
    with no discomfort.

    The Mare - how to do it.

    Mares can be quite satisfactory for the average well endowed male. If you
    are somewhat less developed you might find better pleasure with a pony or
    Miniature Horse. These are also better as they are lower to the ground. A
    pony you can fuck standing up. A miniature horse on your knees or
    squatting depending on the size. A mare will require something to stand on
    or "platform shoes"...(IE mini stilts to raise you a foot off the ground)
    so that you can reach her pussy.
    Fucking any horse will depend on the horse. Some will be ready right
    away...some will take coaxing. Pet the animal, talk to it softly, spend
    time with it gaining it's trust. If something you are doing upsets it then
    don't force it. Talk to it and calm it. If you work slowly you can make
    an animal accept anything. It is just a question of helping it overcome
    it's fears. All animals fear man if raised in the wild. How any animal
    reacts will depend on it's own experiences. If you haved raised the animal
    yourself in a loving enviroment, then you should have no problem
    associating with it, if it is a strange animal that you have met in the
    wild then you will have to go through an extended "courtship" to learn how
    to respond to the beast.

    MARES - TRAINING YOUR OWN

    When the filly reaches weaning age, seperate her from her dam. If you have
    limited time to spend then she should be put to pasture. If you have
    plenty of time then you should keep her in a stall. Spend time with her
    during the day petting and grooming her and allow her some time to run
    free. Limit her access to other horses though and see that she spends at
    least 8-12 hours a day in the stall. (Start with more free time and as she
    approaches her first birthday confine her more...she is now at the right
    age and her confinement will have made her so bored that she is amenable to
    any new experience so long as it is not unpleasant)Young fillys have no
    objection to someone playing with their pussy's. I have walked up on a pen
    full of strange fillys at night and they came right up to me and I petted
    them and felt up their pussys and they just lifted their tales and seemed
    to enjoy it. These fillys didn't even know me but they were young,
    inexperienced and bored...also since they were penned they were used to the
    presence of people and did not fear me. Most horses in a large pasture
    will run when they scent a strange human in their pasture at night.
    If you sit on the ground and wait patiently, they will get downwind of you
    and s

  17. MODERATORS FREEBASING CHEAP 2 DOLLAR CRACK on Privacy Incursions to Support Price Discrimination · · Score: -1

    Since when is simply "first post!" a troll? It is OFFTOPIC. Change immediately, kthx.

  18. Superiority of C over C++ on Open Standards for Cell Phone Components · · Score: -1

    Hi,

    I'm a first year programming student at an Ivy League school and I've
    just finished my Visual Basic classes. This term I'll be moving onto
    C++. However I've noticed some issues with C++ that I'd like to
    discuss with the rest of the programming community. Please do not
    think of me as being technically ignorant. In addition to VB, I am
    very skilled at HTML programming, one of the most challenging
    languages out there!

    C++ is based on a concept known as Object Oriented Programming. In
    this style of programming (also known as OOPS in the coding community)
    a programmer builds "objects" or "glasses" out of his code, and then
    manipulates these "glasses". Since I'm assuming that you, dear reader,
    are as skilled at programming as I am, I'll skip further explanation
    of these "glasses".

    Please allow me to make a brief aside here and discuss the origins C++
    for a moment. My research shows that this language is one of the
    oldest languages in existence, pre-dating even assembly! It was
    created in the early 70s when AT&T began looking for a new language to
    write BSD, its Unix Operation System (later on, other companies would
    "borrow" the BSD source code to build both Solaris and Linux!)
    Interestingly, the name C++ is a pun by the creator of the language.
    When the first beta was released, it was remarked that the language
    would be graded as a C+, because of how hideously complex and unwieldy
    it was. The extra plus was tacked on during a later release when some
    of these issues were fixed. The language would still be graded a C,
    but it was the highest C possible! Truly a clever name for this
    language.

    Back to the topic on hand, I feel that C++ - despite its flaws - has
    been a very valuable tool to the world of computers. Unfortunately
    its starting to show its age, and I feel that it should be
    retired, as COBOL, ADA and Smalltalk seem to have been. Recently I've
    become acquainted with another language that's quite recently been
    developed. Its one that promises to greatly simplify programming. This
    new language is called C.

    Although syntactically borrowing a great deal from its predecessor
    C++, C greatly simplifies things (thus its name, which hints at its
    simpler nature by striping off the clunky double-pluses.) Its biggest
    strength is that it abandons an OOPS-style of programming. No more
    awkward "objects" or "glasses". Instead C uses what are called
    structs. Vaguely similar to a C++ "glass", a struct does away with
    anachronisms like inheritance, namespaces and the whole
    private/public/protected/friend access issues of its variables and
    routines. By freeing the programmer from the requirement to juggle all
    these issues, the coder can focus on implementing his algorithm and
    rapidly developing his application.

    While C lacks the speed and robustness of C++, I think these are petty
    issues. Given the speed of modern computers, the relative sluggishness
    of C shouldn't be an issue. Robustness and stability will occur as C
    becomes more pervasive amongst the programming community and it
    becomes more fine-tuned. Eventually C should have stability rivaling
    that of C++.

    I'm hoping to see C adopted as the de facto standard of programming.
    Based on what I've learned of this language, the future seems very
    bright indeed for C! Eventually, many years from now, perhaps we'll
    even see an operating system coded in this language.

    Thank you for your time. Your feedback is greatly appreciated.

  19. Some suggestions for the Linux community on Peer To Peer Meets Manufacturing · · Score: 0, Funny

    Hi,

    I've always used Windowz and I consider myself an exceptional Visual
    Basic programmer, so I know computers pretty good. In fact I got an A-
    in my programming class last term. But I'm a little wary of how much
    power Microsoft has in the computer field. Many of my friends use
    RedHat and I've recently installed it on my machine at home. Although
    I haven't had as much chance to play with it as I'd like, I've been
    greatly impressed.

    This weekend I gave some thoughts to the things that are wrong with
    Linux. I hope no one minds having some flaws pointed out. I'd like to
    help make RedHat stronger so it can conquer MS. Hopefully RedHat will
    hear this (crossing fingers) and address these. I think with a little
    effort, RedHat's Linux can defeat Microsoft's Windows! :)

    To begin with, there are too many different flavors of RedHat.
    Browsing a list on Amazon, I saw they made varients under the
    codenames of Mandrake, Debian and Slackware, just to name a few. I
    know that I'm very new to RedHat so maybe this is obvious but it seems
    like RedHat should just sell a few different flavors of its operating
    system. Perhaps one for the desktop and one for a server? Could
    someone explain why RedHat produces dozens of different versions of
    Linux?

    Secondly did you know that anyone can view the source code to Linux! I
    think that RedHat shouldn't make its code available. After all, what
    keeps Microsoft from stealing RedHat's ideas and putting it into
    Windows? My friend says that FreeBSD stole the TCP/IP stack from DOS a
    long time ago and Microsoft is always looking for revenge for that.
    Plus it seems to me like RedHat is just giving away its ideas for
    free. And what keeps hackers or terrorists from tampering with the
    code and putting a virus in every computer?

    On a related note, why doesn't RedHat write Linux in assembly? My
    friend says that's what Microsoft does for Windows, and that's why
    Windows is faster and more stable than Linux.

    Next RedHat definitely should kill -9 (ha, ha!) the command line.
    Microsoft finally gave up DOS when Windows 2000 came out. I'm suprised
    that RedHat hasn't migrated away from...whatever its version of DOS is
    called (Bash, I think?) But maybe this is planned for a future
    release?

    Finally Linux needs games! RedHat will never be successful in the home
    without games. They should also tell M$ to release a version of Office
    for Linux too. And Internet Explorer!

    Have a nice day! Go Linux!!

  20. Re:GNAA is back in FULL FORCE on Microbes for Bioremediation · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    you shut your face you nigger loving pile of intestinal feces, ill rip your bowels out and feast on them, then i'll impregnate your girlfriend and wait 7 months then unwravel her belly button and suck out all the vaginal discharge and feast upon the baby. i will fornicate your liver, then make you guzzle gallon after gallon of putrid diarrhea. you will gag on my green logs of asshole mud butter

  21. Uh, no. on Growth Job Sector: Freelance Technical Support · · Score: -1

    You may make $50-70 an hour, and then you get 2 hours a day of work. That's what freelance is.

    Still, 100 bucks a day is more than I'm making right now. I can't even get an IT job.

  22. Yes, but... on Growth Job Sector: Freelance Technical Support · · Score: -1

    ...wait until the Indians come and take over that sector working for 5 bucks an hour, and I don't mean Native Americans.

    This next presidential election, whichever candidate imposes the harshest anti-outsourcing legislation has my vote. I'm sick of this.

  23. MOD PARENT UP on Will Humanoid Robots Take All the Jobs by 2050? · · Score: -1

    For once in my troll existence I'm actually going to make a useful comment by saying MOD PARENT UP.

    Outsourcing to India cost me my job, and cost me the ability to find a new one. Now I find financial transactions, a job that will soon be replaced overseas as well! I got a masters in computer science and will probably never use it. There's millions of Americans in the same situation that I am.

    BUY AMERICAN.

  24. How Linux can defeat Micro$oft on Microsoft Improves Its Licensing Terms · · Score: -1, Troll

    Hi,

    I've always used Windowz and I consider myself an exceptional Visual
    Basic programmer, so I know computers pretty good. In fact I got an A-
    in my programming class last term. But I'm a little wary of how much
    power Microsoft has in the computer field. Many of my friends use
    RedHat and I've recently installed it on my machine at home. Although
    I haven't had as much chance to play with it as I'd like, I've been
    greatly impressed.

    This weekend I gave some thoughts to the things that are wrong with
    Linux. I hope no one minds having some flaws pointed out. I'd like to
    help make RedHat stronger so it can conquer MS. Hopefully RedHat will
    hear this (crossing fingers) and address these. I think with a little
    effort, RedHat's Linux can defeat Microsoft's Windows! :)

    To begin with, there are too many different flavors of RedHat.
    Browsing a list on Amazon, I saw they made varients under the
    codenames of Mandrake, Debian and Slackware, just to name a few. I
    know that I'm very new to RedHat so maybe this is obvious but it seems
    like RedHat should just sell a few different flavors of its operating
    system. Perhaps one for the desktop and one for a server? Could
    someone explain why RedHat produces dozens of different versions of
    Linux?

    Secondly did you know that anyone can view the source code to Linux! I
    think that RedHat shouldn't make its code available. After all, what
    keeps Microsoft from stealing RedHat's ideas and putting it into
    Windows? My friend says that FreeBSD stole the TCP/IP stack from DOS a
    long time ago and Microsoft is always looking for revenge for that.
    Plus it seems to me like RedHat is just giving away its ideas for
    free. And what keeps hackers or terrorists from tampering with the
    code and putting a virus in every computer?

    On a related note, why doesn't RedHat write Linux in assembly? My
    friend says that's what Microsoft does for Windows, and that's why
    Windows is faster and more stable than Linux.

    Next RedHat definitely should kill -9 (ha, ha!) the command line.
    Microsoft finally gave up DOS when Windows 2000 came out. I'm suprised
    that RedHat hasn't migrated away from...whatever its version of DOS is
    called (Bash, I think?) But maybe this is planned for a future
    release?

    Finally Linux needs games! RedHat will never be successful in the home
    without games. They should also tell M$ to release a version of Office
    for Linux too. And Internet Explorer!

    Have a nice day! Go Linux!!

  25. Some suggestions for the Linux comminuty on IBM Moving Developer Jobs Overseas · · Score: -1

    Hi,

    I've always used Windowz and I consider myself an exceptional Visual
    Basic programmer, so I know computers pretty good. In fact I got an A-
    in my programming class last term. But I'm a little wary of how much
    power Microsoft has in the computer field. Many of my friends use
    RedHat and I've recently installed it on my machine at home. Although
    I haven't had as much chance to play with it as I'd like, I've been
    greatly impressed.

    This weekend I gave some thoughts to the things that are wrong with
    Linux. I hope no one minds having some flaws pointed out. I'd like to
    help make RedHat stronger so it can conquer MS. Hopefully RedHat will
    hear this (crossing fingers) and address these. I think with a little
    effort, RedHat's Linux can defeat Microsoft's Windows! :)

    To begin with, there are too many different flavors of RedHat.
    Browsing a list on Amazon, I saw they made varients under the
    codenames of Mandrake, Debian and Slackware, just to name a few. I
    know that I'm very new to RedHat so maybe this is obvious but it seems
    like RedHat should just sell a few different flavors of its operating
    system. Perhaps one for the desktop and one for a server? Could
    someone explain why RedHat produces dozens of different versions of
    Linux?

    Secondly did you know that anyone can view the source code to Linux! I
    think that RedHat shouldn't make its code available. After all, what
    keeps Microsoft from stealing RedHat's ideas and putting it into
    Windows? My friend says that FreeBSD stole the TCP/IP stack from DOS a
    long time ago and Microsoft is always looking for revenge for that.
    Plus it seems to me like RedHat is just giving away its ideas for
    free. And what keeps hackers or terrorists from tampering with the
    code and putting a virus in every computer?

    On a related note, why doesn't RedHat write Linux in assembly? My
    friend says that's what Microsoft does for Windows, and that's why
    Windows is faster and more stable than Linux.

    Next RedHat definitely should kill -9 (ha, ha!) the command line.
    Microsoft finally gave up DOS when Windows 2000 came out. I'm suprised
    that RedHat hasn't migrated away from...whatever its version of DOS is
    called (Bash, I think?) But maybe this is planned for a future
    release?

    Finally Linux needs games! RedHat will never be successful in the home
    without games. They should also tell M$ to release a version of Office
    for Linux too. And Internet Explorer!

    Have a nice day! Go Linux!!