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Computer Game Improves Children's Hearing

wiredbeat2000 writes "The BBC is running a story that claims children who play video games increase their hearing skills. There have been several studies over the last few months extolling the virtues of games and education. For example, Wired News ran a roundup of college programs, and USA Today published a recent story on Daphne Bavelier's findings that playing games could help children develop hand-eye coordination, in addition to Professor James Gee's Slashdot-covered video transcript and article on 'games that teach'." Things have come a long way since the time when schoolkids were dumped in front of a computer and left to play Oregon Trail.

172 comments

  1. Sadly... by egg+troll · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...Increased computer playing leads to fewer dates. Why don't they spend their money on a cure for this?

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    1. Re:Sadly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless you count having a romantic engagement with a lvl 70 Elf Enchantress a social outing with the opposite sex. You know we laugh, but I have met these people: I played Dark Age of Camelot for a month or two. *shivers*

    2. Re:Sadly... by Catharz · · Score: 1

      They do. Haven't you heard the other side of the story?

      The said: "playing games could help children develop hand-eye coordination", but left out the fact that thousands of pr0n sites exist to help date-less adults develop their hand-eye coordination.

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    3. Re:Sadly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's actually a bonus feature, known as birth control.

    4. Re:Sadly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sadly, your little kids are becoming socially clueless little butterballs and we have to absolutely justify sticking them for 10 hours a day in fron of the tv and cpu so we have to justify a skill increase. ..hearing skills.
      Sheesh! Its like the new parents with their young 1 year old raving about his 'walking skills' (honed while getting off the sofa to turn the tv on, no doubt.).

      Only time you will notice that 'skill' is when you start losing it, otherwise, its more or less forgotten by the time youre toilet-trained...or you've had your second child!!

      zack

    5. Re:Sadly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I like how this has weight because it's a 'study'... like duh, already... video games present a complex system, and those playing them have to learn how to interact with the game to achieve the goals. There are all kinds of positive gains to playing video games, and even more support for their validity in light of the closest competitor, television. I'd much rather have my kids interacting than becoming stewed meat on a bed of couch.

      That being said, it should be obvious to most that video games can be very addictive, and can lead to many negative influences on one's life. You can become just as much of a couch potato as you would watching television. Repetitive stress injury is another concern. So is *becoming a hermit*!!

      So... there's a middle ground as with most issues... Gaming shouldn't be dismissed as a waste of time. By the same token, they shouldn't be abused.

    6. Re:Sadly... by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 0
      ..Increased computer playing leads to fewer dates. Why don't they spend their money on a cure for this?

      Some conservatives would argue that this is a Good Thing.

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    7. Re:Sadly... by OoSpaceoO · · Score: 3, Funny

      Fewer dates? Not if you're a banker from boston who can succesfully navigate the oregon trail!!

    8. Re:Sadly... by Corporal+Tunnel · · Score: 1

      I've read that story before, although your link doesn't work.


      Then I was saddened to find out that the author is actually 30-something years old.

    9. Re:Sadly... by gughunter · · Score: 1

      D.W. Griffith presents: "Birth of a Catchphrase." Look for "Some X would argue that this is a Good Thing" wherever hot grits are sold.

      Some trolls would argue that this is a Good Thing.

  2. Oh joy by mao+che+minh · · Score: 4, Interesting
    It's rather obvious that routine engagement with video games have both beneficial and harmful effects on children. The question that I have never seen made by any media outlet is how do these benefits and harms weigh against each other, and whether or not video game playing can be maintained while engaging in other activities such as sports and study.

    Nevertheless, it is refreshing to see video games recieving positive media. And despite this, games such as Grand Theft Auto will forever serve as targets for the anti-game pundits.

    Now excuse me while I look up secrets to the new Mario Golf game. I love video games that neither benefit nor harm you in any measurable way, only aim to entertain. This is why I hope Nintendo is still around when I have kids. I would much rather have my daughter playing "Animal Crossing 4: Happy Fun Land" than busting caps into pilots heads in "Grand Theft Aero 2: Jumbojet Bane".

    1. Re:Oh joy by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Paragraph one: You do realize that not only will your Nintendo consoles still work if/when you have children, provided you take care of them, and that Mario Golf will be as fun tomorrow (or in five years) as it is today, I hope? (-1, Obvious)

      Paragraph two: When the world outside is more like Grand Theft Auto than it already is today (plenty of carjacking, smash and grab, assassination, and so on taking place every day after all, though generally not by one person over and over all day) perhaps the pundits will be hassling the nintendo games with the cute little pokemon and the pretty little flowers. (-1, Troll)

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  3. other benefits by spamchang · · Score: 2, Funny

    yeah i find i can circle strafe so much faster after learning 10 WASD first person shooters =P

    1. Re:other benefits by asilidae · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      ESDF is superior to WASD i find. First of all there is the marker on the F key (on most keyboards i know) so you will always know if you have the right keys without looking after you have used some of the secondary keys. Second of all it distributes the other keys more even on both sides of the movement keys. Like with WASD you only have Q on the left and ERTFG on the right for secondary keys. With ESDF you have QWA on the left and RTG on the right... So for people moving from the arrow keys i suggest ESDF instead of WASD even tho this has become the default many places.

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    2. Re:other benefits by PainKilleR-CE · · Score: 1

      Personally, I find WASD better than ESDF for the simple reason that it's far easier to move my index finger from D to ECRFVTGB than to move my ring finger from S to WXQAZ. In all cases, I use my pinky finger to cover TAB, Caps Lock (usually for voice activation), Shift, Ctrl, and `/~, and my thumb for ALT and Space Bar.

      I use the keyboard from YHN over only for things I rarely use (always rebind Y to say all and T to say team, for instance) because I use a split keyboard.

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  4. Oregon Trail by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 4, Funny

    You have killed 942 pounds of meat.

    You can carry 100 pounds back to your wagon.

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    1. Re:Oregon Trail by cgranade · · Score: 1

      How wasteful!

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    2. Re:Oregon Trail by EddydaSquige · · Score: 1

      Oregon Trail, the original FPS

    3. Re:Oregon Trail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hearing, shmearing. The lessons I learned in river fording and cholera avoidance will last me a life time.

    4. Re:Oregon Trail by sewagemaster · · Score: 1


      oh the memories....

      all we had to do was to kill 1 buffalo, and that was sufficient food... and we didnt need to waste ammo... gotta miss those hunting scenes :D

    5. Re:Oregon Trail by Hatta · · Score: 1

      No you don't. Go get an emulator. I recommend Zophar's Domain as a portal for all your emulation needs. You could be playing Oregon Trail right now.

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    6. Re:Oregon Trail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your family has caught dysentery.

    7. Re:Oregon Trail by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1
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    8. Re:Oregon Trail by fatty+bimble · · Score: 1

      Zeke has pneumonia. Sarah has a snakebite.

    9. Re:Oregon Trail by Neo-Rio-101 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but the Commodore 64 version didn't have a NetSpy trojan running on it, like this one does!

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  5. Yeah sure... by JFMulder · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...but since I played video games with the TV volume so loud in just negated the effects.

  6. Yeah but... by R33MSpec · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    "..The BBC is running a story that claims children who play video games increase their hearing skills.."

    So what about deaf kids?

    1. Re:Yeah but... by Geek+of+Tech · · Score: 1
      I'd slightly doubt the study seeing as it has to do with hearing and language.

      Did no ones else notice...

      He said: "In future, every child's dream of homework consisting of hours spent playing computer games may well become a reality."

      In future? Maybe in the future. :p

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    2. Re:Yeah but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In future? Maybe in the future. :p

      Obviously the author of the article was fulfilling his childhood dream of playing computer games when he should have been going to English class.

    3. Re:Yeah but... by DotWarner · · Score: 1

      Check the origin of the article. BBC. "In future" is perfectly standard in the Queen's English. So, for some reason, is "in hospital." And elevators are called lifts, a mile is called a kilometer, and botulism is called steak and kidney pie.

  7. Oregon Trail by evanbro · · Score: 1

    Hey - don't dis Oregon Trail! That was an awesome game!

  8. news? It's one day old... by DraconPern · · Score: 2, Funny

    Argh, all the news lately have been one day late... May be we should call it 'Slashdot, olds for Nerds, Stuff that mutters'

  9. And for the deaf? Misleading headline by Dancin_Santa · · Score: 0, Troll

    I have three deaf children who were not born deaf, but slowly developed their loss of hearing over the span of several years.

    I honestly thought that this article would point to some technique that would possibly bring back some of that hearing.

    I know it's wrong to reach out for any silver bullet that comes along, but when you love your children as much as I love mine, you sometimes get a little trigger happy over news like this.

    No, this game and games like it won't bring back my childrens' hearing. Nothing will.

  10. But not reading... by Moridineas · · Score: 4, Funny
    Sadly, while playing a SPECIFIC video game might increase hearing ability (I reference the BBC article the poster linked to) it seems abundantly clear that playing video games does not increase reading skills!

    quote:

    A simple computer game can dramatically improve children's listening skills by teaching them to distinguish between sounds, new research suggests.

    The game is said to boost children's hearing by the equivalent of two years in just a few weeks.

    Phonomena was devised by Professor David Moore at Oxford University as an aid for children with language problems.

    1. Re:But not reading... by GreyPoopon · · Score: 1
      Sadly, while playing a SPECIFIC video game might increase hearing ability...

      Actually, I've found that MOST video games improve my son's hearing ability... or rather the selectivity of it. You can ask him direct questions really loudly and he will ignore you. Mutter a side comment to someone else about turning off the video game, and he's all ears.

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  11. Computer Game Improves Children's Hearing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Which is countered in the teenage years by listening to loud heavy metal music.

  12. As a hearing impaired indvidual .... by methangel · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ... video games and computer games have done nothing to improve my hearing. In fact, they helped me to tune out my mother's nagging effectively as a child. Did it help to make selective hearing better?

    Whatever.

  13. Sneaky Sneaky by kccricket · · Score: 1

    I know my hearing's improved from playing Natural Selection for quite some time. Gotta listen for those sneaky skulks.

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  14. Oh no! by jeffkjo1 · · Score: 4, Funny

    children who play video games increase their hearing skills.

    Just what we need, an entire generation of audio-philes who extol the value of gold plated, 3 inch thick monster cables and $4000 Blaupunkt stereo recievers.

    1. Re:Oh no! by c4seyj0nes · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, all the benefits these kids gained from the video games will be negated after they get to high school, with their 20inch subs in the back of their Civics.

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  15. Finally Some Good News... by Ro'que · · Score: 1

    After everything we've put up with for the past few years, we're starting to hear (no pun intended...ok, yeah, it was intended) good things about video games, from helping people in combat situations to improving hearing.

    Now if they can only start reporting that tar heroin actually prolongs life...

    1. Re:Finally Some Good News... by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      After everything we've put up with for the past few years, we're starting to hear (no pun intended...ok, yeah, it was intended) good things about video games, from helping people in combat situations to improving hearing.

      Now if they can only start reporting that tar heroin actually prolongs life...

      I have been finding the signal-to-noise ratio a bit low lately from the medical community. We have a baby girl on the way, and depending on who you ask, the medical community has a completely different attitude about what is healthy, not healthy, or just plain irrelivent.

      Sometimes I think its superstition with ultrasound.

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  16. Thank you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Would you like a reach around?

  17. Improved vision, problem solving and now hearing.. by ravind · · Score: 0

    According to various articles I have come across in the past few months, computer games claim to improve all of the above. Methinks someone should find out who is funding these studies.

  18. Don't knock down Oregon Trail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Without it, I wouldn't have known, all you need to live in life is...

    4 Oxen
    3 Wagon Wheels
    3 Wagon Axels
    4 Changes of Clothes
    0 Food
    999 Boxes of Ammo

    1. Re:Don't knock down Oregon Trail by madcow_ucsb · · Score: 1

      Don't forget your wagon yoke.

      But what a fun life it was until you died of dysentery...

  19. Did this really need to be studied? by Brad+Mace · · Score: 0, Redundant
    Video games have good side effect? Fine, it's better than dying of cholera and being buried beside the trail, but it's not like we're going to start encouraging children to play more video games.

    Let kids play some games, it's not the end of the world. Then send them outside to interact with real people.

  20. Ahh..memories.. by connsmythe96 · · Score: 1

    Oregon trail...I remember that...I never could finish it...i always had an axle break or something retarded like that...hmmph...

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    1. Re:Ahh..memories.. by Wakkow · · Score: 1

      Find an Apple II Emulator and the ROM for it.. Something about finishing the game in less than 15 minutes takes the fun out of it. =)

    2. Re:Ahh..memories.. by KillerHamster · · Score: 1

      I never could beat it either. Then I decided to just try to kill everyone off. Much more fun. Until I discovered Wolfenstein, anyway.

    3. Re:Ahh..memories.. by bigfleet · · Score: 1

      When I was coming up, I thought Oregon Trail was really hard. Then I played it a couple months ago, and beat it with no problem.

      The difference? Realizing that you didn't have to stop to hunt every day. Especially if you couldn't even carry any more food.

      Bang! Bang!

  21. 5.1 by ergonal · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This makes even more sense with surround sound coming into play in a lot of recent games. Kids concentrating on where the sound is coming from; do this for hours a day, every week, and soon enough their directional sound navigation (if you will) is increased.

    1. Re:5.1 by ari_j · · Score: 1

      It's really a problem of the chicken and the egg, though: Who set up the 5.1 system?

      Not the stupid parents, for sure. If they did, you can bet that at least one speaker is in the wrong place and at least one other speaker is not properly connected.

      This doesn't just occur with children of stupid parents, but also any children I am around, because I'm a sadistic bastard and would cross-wire all the speakers, so that your kids get seriously messed up when it comes to spatial positioning.

    2. Re:5.1 by c4seyj0nes · · Score: 1

      I remember playing Quake 2 and Half-life (both single-player) in a dark room with headphones on. It really added to the experience. I dont know if it helped my hearing any but it seemed to help me play the games a lot better.

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    3. Re:5.1 by FurryFeet · · Score: 1

      As opposed to playing cowboys and indians in the bush with other kids? I don't buy it.
      Oh, wait, kids no longer play that. Now they play cowboys and native americans, and the natives simply runs the casinos...

    4. Re:5.1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah and this works fine until some ****** turns on the "Reverse stereo" option

  22. That's because ... by Anony+Moose+Cow+Turd · · Score: 1

    as one of your senses start to fail (eyes) the others will increase in strength.

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    1. Re:That's because ... by waynemcdougall · · Score: 1
      Not according to Counsellor Deanna Troi:
      a myth with no scientific basis, no doubt created by "normal" people who felt uncomfortable around the disabled
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  23. Logically... by zerocool^ · · Score: 1

    In any competition in which eye-hand coordination would be to the advantage of the competitor (street fighter, for instance), in order to become master of the competition, it would be necesary for one to either learn better eye-hand coordination or to quit playing; either way, people who play video games will develop better motor skills related to the competition.

    It could be argued that the same is true of games that have no time constraint, i.e. final fantasy in wait mode, turn based "civ" style games, etc, where it regards mental capacity.

    ~Will

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    1. Re:Logically... by MulluskO · · Score: 1

      If that's the case, if the children that are not good at the games quit playing, then maybe it is possible that video games don't enhance eye-hand coordination. It could be that those with good eye-hand coordination are simply drawn to video games, and a sample would seem to reveal that children that play video games have better eye-hand coordination, the same could be true for the hearing issue.

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    2. Re:Logically... by zerocool^ · · Score: 1

      So, you're suggesting that the video games do not increase performance, they just weed out the people who aren't bred for it anyway, or something like that. You're saying that people with an engineering degree are better at math, but it doesn't follow that an engineering degree makes you good it math, more logically, it follows that people who aren't good at math stay away from engineering.

      An excellent argument.

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  24. hear or die situations by civilengineer · · Score: 1

    In 3d games like counter-strike, someone can shoot you from behind, and its vital to be able to hear footsteps before they kill you. So, you need a good soundcard, good speakers and good ears. Your listening will improve with this kind of practise

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  25. Eh??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where'd my Quiet Riot 8-track go?

  26. Was I the only one.... by mao+che+minh · · Score: 1

    Was I the only one that would leave dumb ass messages on my tomb stone so that other students in the computer lab would see them later? Man that was good fun.

    1. Re:Was I the only one.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here lies mrs mccarthy suxs dick. My they rest in peace.

    2. Re:Was I the only one.... by Jerf · · Score: 4, Funny

      Was I the only one that would leave dumb ass messages on my tomb stone so that other students in the computer lab would see them later?

      Yes. Of the millions of children who have played Oregon Trail in school, including probably several hundred today still playing on ancient, creaky old Apple II's, you are the only one to leave so-called "Humourous" messages.

      Damn, I wish I'd thought of that. My hat is off to you, Mao Che Minh. You truly are one of the cleverest children around.

    3. Re:Was I the only one.... by sewagemaster · · Score: 1
      yes... if by tomb stone you mean Apple II.......

      back in elementry school, we used to get on these oxen on the computer on the trail during lunch time...

      now, we just spend our time getting off with these oxens in chat rooms at work during lunch time...

      life is a cycle afterall...

    4. Re:Was I the only one.... by matt_king · · Score: 0

      Answer me this: how does fording a river cause me to break my leg, my wife to get dysentary, and suzy my daughter to die of syphilis?!

      also a wagon tongue

    5. Re:Was I the only one.... by Requiem · · Score: 1

      I was banned from the computers for six months in the sixth grade for writing some really obscene stuff on the tombstones. It's not that they caught me at the time. Rather, they got a bit upset when the grade three class came in and their eyes popped out of their heads.

  27. Personal story by YahoKa · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I know personally that what games did for me is not shown in any of this research. It helped me learn about computers. It began playing half-life with software rendering, and I began to research how i could make my game playing better. I then spent hundreds of hours learning about computers, and (thank$ to my very generou$ parent$) was able to build my own computer.

    The point is, my learning (or desire for learning) never really stopped. I soon became a daily slashdot reader, and I wait for where my hunger for knowledge will take me next. I know this is perhaps not usal for many kids, but that's my story.

    1. Re:Personal story by Geek+of+Tech · · Score: 1
      And now, as a graduate technical institute of slashdot we would like to present you with a token of our appreciation. Unfortunately, it's kinda hard to do online. Oh well.

      You are now an offical MCSE - Multi Certified Slashdot Examiner. Good luck!

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    2. Re:Personal story by YahoKa · · Score: 1

      slashdot was really unrelated to my learning, but i thought i'd throw in how i came to read slashdot daily. No need to make fun of me for it :p

    3. Re:Personal story by Geek+of+Tech · · Score: 1
      Sorry. I though we were both slashdot alumni. Oops.

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  28. Unfortunately by Timesprout · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This does not change the fact that kids only listen to what they want to hear

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  29. The Only Way To Learn by rnicey · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Hardly surprising. All children learn through play. When you make trial and error fun it's called play.
    All animals are the same. Take a look at a kitten playing with a ball. They didn't evolve to please humans for being cute. That's a learned hunting skill.

    That's one of the reasons why we have a pleasure sense. It propels us to learn and helps us survive.

  30. Sadly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here's your cure!

    You may improve your hearing, but you may also go blind.

    http://www.gamegirladvance.com/archives/2002/10/ 26 /sex_in_games_rezvibrator.html#000141

  31. and browsing /. improves reading skillz... by SunPin · · Score: 1

    Children that read /. learn the difference between literate and illiterate posts... up to two years of skill can be earned in just a few weeks. An unfortunate side effect comes from seeing insane AC comments and mind numbing redundancy. The impact is that children become permanently cynical Libertarian geeks.

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    1. Re:and browsing /. improves reading skillz... by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      Children that read /. learn the difference between literate and illiterate posts... up to two years of skill can be earned in just a few weeks. An unfortunate side effect comes from seeing insane AC comments and mind numbing redundancy. The impact is that children become permanently cynical Libertarian geeks.

      And most of those children are in their late 20s and early 30s.

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  32. Duke Nukem Forever by antsquish · · Score: 2, Funny

    After six hours playing Duke Nukem Forever earlier today, I can conclude that - while very relaxing - the sound of silence did nothing to improve my hearing...

    1. Re:Duke Nukem Forever by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 2, Funny
      After six hours playing Duke Nukem Forever earlier today, I can conclude that - while very relaxing - the sound of silence did nothing to improve my hearing...

      I didn't realize Simon and Garfunkle went with FPS games. Normally I'm blaring heavy metal or punk when I empty a chain gun on someone.

      Hell, lets see if playing Quake to Jim Croche or Cat Stevens improves my concentration.

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  33. Even the BBC has lost its edge by tonythejuice · · Score: 1

    I am so tired of these ridiculous reports about correlation studies. "Red Wine may cure cancer." "High fat diets may cause obesity" Bullocks! I hypothesize that the causal relationship is actually the converse of what has been reported. This makes more sense: Children with innate hearing abilities tend to play more video games! I personally have horrible ears, and I am pitiful at first person shooters... So of course, I don't play a lot of video games. A famous drunk once said: "Gin and tonic make me drunk... Whiskey and tonic make me drunk... Vodka and tonic make me drunk... Well isn't it obvious?? Tonic makes people drunk?!"

  34. justification for my games by frankmu · · Score: 1

    now i can tell my wife that our 4 year old NEEDS his playstation 2 games to max out his SAT scores.

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  35. fps and hand-eye by HBI · · Score: 1

    I think deathmatch has done a lot for my hand-eye coordination, at the very least.

    I dunno about my hearing however. What was that?

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  36. So are there any games for developing abilities? by cryptochrome · · Score: 1

    Sure you've got edutainment games that drill knowledge into you, or quiz you 'til you've got it, but what about games designed to develop ability and skill? Just as sports train your body to be stronger and faster, why not a computer game designed to develop your sense of hearing, or visual pattern recognition, or stuff like that? Sure there are biofeedback games to help you control heartrate or brainwave patterns or whatever, but why not basic abilities like that?

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  37. How about eyesight? by ackthpt · · Score: 1

    I've noticed my peripheral vision has greater accuity than forward. I wonder if years staring at bright CRT's have played much of a role in that. Hopefully my vision will continue satisfactorily, but I wear sunglasses more often to protect whats left.

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    1. Re:How about eyesight? by tmark · · Score: 1

      If that's true then there's something very very wrong with you and you should see an opthamalogist. Acuity - if that's the term you meant to use - is MUCH lower in the periphery than looking "forward" and that is by design.

  38. Balancing out by st0rmshadow · · Score: 1

    Well the boost from video games should help the huge loss taken from concerts.

  39. Yup, all that extra hearing REALLY helps... by TyrranzzX · · Score: 2, Funny

    I remember when I used to be in Smile we would occasionally play different games other than tribes. One night, we were playing the raven shield demo and toying around with the different weapons.

    Now, truth be told, all of us had our sound maxed out; you have to have it, the slightest sound can be the determining factor of weither you kill or get killed, no music allowed. Unfortunatly, one of the guys had a 5.1 surround sound system in his room cranked to the max (who I will refer to as "billy".). There was also another guy I was playing with whom I will call "Kiddy".

    So, there I was, the match on the prison level just started, and I decided to throw a frag grenaide, max power, up at 45 degree angle to see how far it'd go. So I throw it, watch as the projectile moves off into the distance, then I hear this little pop.

    About a half a second later over Teamspeak2 I hear another boom, considerably louder, fallowed by a "Ahh! HOOOLY SHIT!!!".

    Of course, "kiddy" asked "what was it" and "billy" said "fuck, a grenaide blew up right next to my fucking head, arrgh". Subsequently, "Billy" was going up a flight of stairs, and the nade hit the upper platform right next to his head.

    After that I heard something that made both of us laugh our asses off; "Brb guys, got to change my pants".

    It's understandable; you've had a bit too much beer, don't want to goto the bathroom becuase of the addiction of the game, and at the beginning of the map you don't expect a nade to explode right next to your head, a minute 4 or 5 seconds after it started.

    Of course, up until the point I left smile, "billy" never heard the end of it, hehee. >:)

  40. Doh... by wmspringer · · Score: 3, Funny

    So that's why I'm deaf...

    my parents didn't buy me enough video games! :-)

  41. New Hearing Aid by antsquish · · Score: 1, Redundant

    1. Write computer game
    2. Market it as a hearing enhancement
    2. ???
    3. Profit!!

  42. It's not looting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's X-treme Shopping!

  43. Pinball by craw · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In my youth it was pinball machines. It taught you eye, hand, and *hip* coordination. Only blind, deaf and dumb pinball wizards remain totally motionless. It was always eyes first, hands respond on the flipper button, and then the hips would move in the requisite motion. I say hips, but what I really mean is your butt.

    It was a lot of fun taking turns playing pinball with members of the other sex. Especially, if you stood behind them watching their playing motion.

    Now let me tell you about foosball...

    1. Re:Pinball by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In my youth I was a pinball machine.

  44. intellivision by justforaday · · Score: 1

    that intellivision speech synthesizer thingy certainly helped a few kids with their listening comprehension skills

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  45. It only increases selective hearing. by msheppard · · Score: 1

    The kids ability to deselect their parents is greatly increased.

    [galaga ringtone]

    M@

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  46. You know what's better than video games? by Mr.+PJR · · Score: 0, Troll
    Do you know what's better than video games for improving hand-eye coordination? Physical activity. Let your kids go outside and play. Throwing a ball will improve coordination more than any game.


    And if you want to improve hearing, then you'll find that the surround sound outside is awesome. I bet that reacting to real sounds is better for your hearing than any video game, even one with 5.1 surround sound

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  47. Re:And for the deaf? Misleading headline by Cyclopedian · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How old are your children? If they are all past the age of 5 when they started to develop hearing loss, then count yourself lucky.

    By age 5, they will have learned how to speak well enough that they won't have any trouble picking up new words or even languages with hearing aids. Of course, that depends on the severity of the hearing loss. If they start to slip in their speech, then get them on speech therapy as early as you can. They would also have a good basic grasp of the English language and it's grammatical structure. Most deaf children struggle with this area.

    Additionally, if you choose to get them fitted with hearing aids, then I highly recommend they get some musical training. Violin, piano, trumpet or even a recorder. Playing those instruments will help tune their hearing, for both tone and notes. This will help in their listening and speech skills. Let them play it through middle school, and it's their choice if they want to continue through high school.

    I am deaf myself, though my situation differs from your children. I'm born with a severe-to-profound sensori-neural hearing loss, an approximately 95% hearing loss. With powerful hearing aids, I make the best use of my remaining hearing.

    This is basically what my parents and I've done. Though, I got fitted for hearing aids at a VERY early age (1 1/2). My parents made the choice to put me on an oral education and they stuck with it. I didn't learn sign language until I met a few deaf students in high school. By then, my speech and writing skills were indistinguishable from that of a hearing teenager.

    This is only my experience and what I grew up with. I count myself lucky that I even have any speech skills at all. This was only because of years and years of regular speech therapy, starting at age 5.

    If you care enough about your children, they can be just as productive in society as a hearing person can.

    Now, to be on topic with this slashdot discussion, I will say that video games has helped me, mostly in hand-eye coordination.

    The first video game I played was Super Mario Brothers on the NES. I loved that game so much that I managed to learn the timings well enough to beat the game in one sitting (worlds 1 through 9). That hand-eye coordination has served me well in my touch typing and juggling skills.

    A 24 year old deaf man says,
    Sincerely,
    -Cyc

  48. MOD UP - awesome post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unfortunately, YHBT.

  49. Coordination, Problem Solving, Hearing by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

    If computer gaming does nothing but make you better then why can't I get laid? I'm getting gypped here!

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  50. Say what? by Troll_Kamikaze · · Score: 1

    Playing Quake for ten hours at a time with headphones that lacked a hardware volume control sure didn't improve my hearing ;) This was on Windows 95, in the days before Alt-Tab functioned properly in most games. My hearing has never recovered.

  51. Not my kids by spress · · Score: 5, Funny

    They seem unable to hear the phrase "8 straight hours of Bomberman is enough, its time for bed", no matter how loud I yell it.

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    1. Re:Not my kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you have not read this go to VisionAndPsychosis.Net. There may me more to worry about than if they do not respond to your instructions. This site is about the way you configure your computer workstation at home. It solves the suicide of Shawn Woolley in 2002 and proposes that other serious problems arise from incorrectly placing the CPU on top of the desk rather than under it. The Everquest Connection and Mysterious Disappearances are the pages to read.

      If you know others with children who play computer games for long periods send them to the site too.

  52. here is the new scientist link by Wycliffe · · Score: 5, Informative


    here is the new scientist link:

    Computer game boosts children's' language skills

    The game, based on distinguishing between sounds, is claimed to deliver the equivalent of two years improvement in just a few weeks

  53. Vision by tmark · · Score: 1

    Any results on what computer games do to people's vision ? I know my vision started deteriorating once I started programming full time and I believe it has gotten worse in the last few months when I have been doing lots of heavy reading at night.

    Maybe these kids' hearing is improving to compensate for worsened vision....

    1. Re:Vision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It might not be your vision. If you are not using a commercially built work station or cubicle there may be another problem.

      Read VisionAndPsychosis.Net, the Everquest Connection and Mysterious Disappearances pages.

      This involves how you set up your computer workstation at home.

      http://www.VisionAndPsychosis.net

  54. Re:news? It's one day old... by stephens_domain · · Score: 1

    If you have not seen it, it's new to you!

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  55. ObSimpsons by dze · · Score: 1

    I, for one, welcome our new all-hearing, , all-seeing and definitely not anti-social video game playing overlords.

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  56. Thank God for Atari by Qrlx · · Score: 1

    Children sucked until computer games came along.

    Now, if only I could play Sim-Hoop-and-a-Stick, in a MMPORPGLORPS setting!

    Really, how did society come this far without computer games? And what about the children!

  57. Except for the words: by LINM · · Score: 1

    GO TO BEDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!

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  58. Re:And for the deaf? Misleading headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thanks for the interesting post.

    I wonder, is your level of deafness enough to qualify for a chochlear implant?

    Would it be beneficial at your age?

    And would you want one?

  59. Oregon Trail by Neo-Rio-101 · · Score: 1

    What machine did everyone play "Oregon Trail" on? I remember that the Commodore 64 had that, as well as other impressive games like "Lemonade Stand".... now THAT was a cool game!

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  60. The "Real World" worked for me by quinkin · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Personally, running around in the scrub near where I grew up helped develop my hearing discrimination (this article seems to be related to auditory discrimination and not basic audio levels).

    If you couldn't hear the dog disappearing into the bush ahead of you, the slithering of a snake on the left, and keep a bearing on the bellowing livestock you were fscked!

    I feel this is more of a function of the cotton-wool swaddled worlds our children grow up in. We are overprotective by default, treated as social pariahs by other parents for not being over-protective, and you end up with a child who is illprepared for the modern world and the mental alertness and acuity required to survive in it.

    That said - this does sound like an exemplary way to help "children with language problems". But lets not extrapolate too far, I don't believe this will substantially help an already active and alert child to rapidly develop their auditory acuity. Sure it will help, but so would learning an instrument (timbre, tone, timing, repetition, pattern recognition - try and write a program with the flexibility of a recorder).

    Q.

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    1. Re:The "Real World" worked for me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I realized The Real World was stupid after the first season.

  61. huh? by fruity1983 · · Score: 1

    Yes, because when the invigolator is at the front of the class yelling out the answers, your son will be able to hear them better.

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  62. speak up by Moose-Alini · · Score: 1

    WHAT?

  63. KARMA WHORE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Not even trying to hide it

    I knooowwww this muuuuuch is....TRUE

    This much is TRUE!

    With a thrill in my head and a pill on my tongue

    1. Re:KARMA WHORE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      5-digit UID members still posting don't generally need to karma whore.

  64. Hearing vs. Listening by LuYu · · Score: 3, Insightful

    That headline should probably read:

    Computer Game Improves Children's Listening
    Since children are probably born with all of the physical hearing capabilities they will ever have, the video games would increase their ability to interpret the signals sent by their hardware (ears). In other words, they are capable of recognizing more sounds.
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    1. Re:Hearing vs. Listening by Attaturk · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up. It's bad enough that the BBC runs such a misleading article - don't let's perpetuate the nonsense here on /. please.

  65. Games that I learned from and were fun by suso · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Here are some games I remember playing on the C64 that I learned something valueable from.
    • Seven Cities of Gold (intro to Native American Civilization)
    • Heart of Africa (a lot of geographical info about Africa)
    • Summer Games (Good for learning different country national anthems)
    • Alice in Wonderland (Encouraged me to read the book)
    • Below the Root (A great game that doesn't need any violence to make the adventure really fun and read the book)
    • Sim City (city planning, government, etc.)
    • Strip Poker (Female Anatom.. er, uh I meant how to play poker)
    • Great music got a lot of people interested and excited about music.
  66. Re:And for the deaf? Misleading headline by Cyclopedian · · Score: 3, Interesting
    The severity of my deafness probably qualifies for cochlear implant sugery, but that's not the big issue there.

    The big issue with cochlear implant surgery is when to get it.

    At my age right now, it won't bring any additional benefits over hearing aids. I've worn hearing aids for almost my whole life that it's become natural for me to wear them. I'm used to hearing the sounds of the world through those digital ears and I'm doing just fine.

    Cochlear implants have their biggest impacts at an early age, preferably before age 5. The key is being able to allow the child to hear some sounds before the language center of the brain stops its rapid development. The earlier the surgery, the better chance that the child will be able to have normal language development.

    With that said, I wouldn't want one. I see no need to and I'm just fine with my hearing aids. It's likely that if I have deaf children, they too will not have cochlear implants.

    I recommend you watch Sound and Fury, a PBS documentary about cochlear implants. It's a very well made documentary, presenting both sides of the debate with about as fair as one can get. It's a very moving piece.

    -Cyc

  67. Speaking of learning things from computer games by suso · · Score: 2, Funny

    Here is a funny list of things that you might learn from video games if you are an alien

  68. sensory compensation by Stalcair · · Score: 1
    well its good that one game will improve hearing since perhaps the loss of eyesight will not be so bad. Maybe this game idea can be put into a DareDevil franchise release.

    No... nevermind, I take that all back.

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  69. Tsk, tsk. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    CowboyNeal died of dysntry.

  70. This only means... by dasmegabyte · · Score: 2, Funny

    That they are not playing them loud enough. I played Silent Hill 3 a week ago and I still can't hear any sound over 10,000 Hz.

    Don't worry about me, though. I broke out my Mark Lanegan CDs. It's gonna be okay.

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  71. Re:Top Ten Differences Between Democrats and Repub by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Al Franken is my hero.

  72. Another interesting factoid by iq+in+binary · · Score: 1

    Children who often play videogames are very quick to learn musical instruments.

    Coincidence? I think not.

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  73. Paid to state the obvious... by stickyc · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This just in: Participating in activities that involve repeatedly exercising action X tends to improve children's X abilities! I'm pretty sure I was tought this in high-school physiology and that it was one of the fundamental rules of development. It continues to amaze me that people are actually getting grants, paychecks, and royalties to document the obvious. What justification do the signers of these checks have to endorse such studies? Are there really people that out of touch with learning and physiology? Is there a great legal need for documented proof of such theorems? Is this some kind of academic circle of life where those signing the checks were once those recieving the checks and now feel compelled to continue the tradition?

    1. Re:Paid to state the obvious... by DCheesi · · Score: 1

      For every obvious, common sense proposition, there is at least one well-respected expert/skeptic who publicly doubts that proposition. Also, there is a need to prove the effectiveness of a specific course of treatment (in this case, the specific game software), before it will be accepted for therapeutic use.

  74. Hear no Evil See No Evil. by xard · · Score: 1

    Being a product of the TV generation. Don't they say that when one of your senses diminishes another one improves. Since we all know stearing at a computer screen for long periods of time makes you blind stands to reason then that your hearing must improve.

    And I am sticking to that analogy.

  75. these is social SCIENCE by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 1

    If these are scientific studies then the problems you mentioned won't occur. Social science involves avoiding the problems you mentioned. Anyone that has gone through university will be using scientific methods. For instance, they will pick a sample that is not biased in any manner. Unless these studies are done by non-scientists, they should be acceptable.

    It's just like polls. There is a difference between scientific polls (often conducted by professional polling organizations) and non-scientific polls (stuff you put up on your website). Scientific polls will pick a representative sample, will avoid biases, and the results should be fairly precise. In contrast, a poll on say SlashDot is not worth much since it is heavily biased in favour of the tech crowd.

    Sivaram Velauthapillai

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    1. Re:these is social SCIENCE by tonythejuice · · Score: 1

      I agree, but I suspect that what the media typically presents is not scientific. They add whatever the fashionable interpretation happens to be.

  76. What if? by LoudChris · · Score: 1

    What if my speakers were switched around as a child? Well, it explains why I listen to Throbbing Gristle.

  77. Matlock by lowqwashus · · Score: 1

    If they would just make a Matlock video game, my Grandma could benefit from this important new research.

  78. Learning Games by Frogmanalien · · Score: 1

    Just another URL - new scientist (http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99 994093) is running an article on how the computer games can boost language skills...

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  79. Increase in Selective Hearing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    In other news...

    It has been discovered today by an Australian researcher that increased computer playing leads to upto a 700% increase in selective hearing.

    Whilst the male computer user is in this trance, all words spoken to him by a female will be totally ignored. This was tested using over 100 different phrases, including:

    "Get off that damned computer"
    "Take the garbage out"
    "Dinner is ready"

    If phrases were uttered repeatedly, the male would grunt in recognition in order to silence them, though would not be able to recall later what had been said.

    TV watching males also exhibited similar behaviour.

  80. Can't read or write or add or subtract.. by raehl · · Score: 3, Funny

    But my hand-eye coordination and hearing are off the hook!

    And to think, my parents thought video games would never get me anywhere in life.

  81. Frag Till You Hear by wonton_mein · · Score: 1
    Mom: Son, what are you doing staying up so late playing that aweful Quake game with all the lights off!

    Son: Mom, I'm just trying to improve my hearing!

  82. Relative Theory by ajole · · Score: 1

    This may seem a plus because our society doesn't require so much running through the woods after game for survival.
    Unfortunately, left on the forsaken island of albonia with no ready resources, most doom knockers probably wouldn't survive by knocking down trees and throwing rocks at each other...

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  83. dang ... by ReidMaynard · · Score: 1

    no more saying "It was the dog that farted" I guess....

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  84. Next on slashdot..... by hashwolf · · Score: 0

    Watching DVD/DIVX/MPEG helps reduce risk of prostate cancer.

    Oh! you already know that!

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  85. the whole story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    you can read the original, more detailed story at New Scientist

  86. Oregon Trail? by RobinH · · Score: 1

    I definitely don't remember the Oregon Trail game - it must be a U.S. thing. However, I faintly remember playing a game about being a voyageur, rowing up river, trading furs and stuff. But I kept capsizing the darned canoe.

    Any other Canadians remember what that was called? Maybe "Voyageur"?

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    1. Re:Oregon Trail? by Art_Vandelai · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I remember a game for the Commodore PET - I think it was called 'Fur Trader' or something like that - you had to navigate rivers and drop off furs in various ports in the Canadian North, which was represented by those line & sqiggle graphics on a green/black screen. I remember learning about canoes and portages, and all of the small Northern outposts from the game like Fort Saskatchewan, Rocky Mtn. House, etc.

    2. Re:Oregon Trail? by RobinH · · Score: 1

      I remember a game for the Commodore PET - I think it was called 'Fur Trader' or something like that - you had to navigate rivers and drop off furs in various ports in the Canadian North, which was represented by those line & sqiggle graphics on a green/black screen. I remember learning about canoes and portages, and all of the small Northern outposts from the game like Fort Saskatchewan, Rocky Mtn. House, etc.

      Yeah, that was it... I played it on the Commodore 64 - one of the ones that they wheeled around on pushcarts to the classrooms.

      This page lists a game called "Fur Trader" - I wonder if that's it.

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  87. Re:And for the deaf? Misleading headline by Kia_Purity · · Score: 1

    Heh, that was what I was thinking. Good one! I'm deaf myself. Same type of loss, but this was after I was 9 months old. Yay for genes. I'm a gamer as well. Although, I do differ in my background... that is, I depend heavily on signing and I've had some speech training but wasn't very effective because of my blasted deaf accent... but that's my fault for not having it done often (thanks Wichita public schools!) Timing? Ah, you have much better timing than I do. My timing horribly sucks... mainly because I didn't get my console until last year. I could only go over to my friends' to play on their consoles.

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  88. It's possible... by qat · · Score: 1

    I've been playing CounterStrike a lot as of late, and its clearly helped me focus on a single sound or source rather than simply hearing a garb of everything. Not to mention the ability to tell which direction the sounds are coming from as well. That should've been developed otherwise, just I suppose the games helped me a little?

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  89. Remake of Oregon Trail!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey,
    Oregon Trail Rocked. Wish they would Remake it.

    1. Re:Remake of Oregon Trail!!!! by Creepy · · Score: 1

      they actually did remake it once - I remember testing the Windows 95 version of the install while working for a "fortune 500 computer company"
      (no, I can't say the name due to being a contractor under a silly NDA).

      The original authors were with MECC, which is now owned by The Learning Company, so bug them if you want a remake.

      sigh... just having a nostalgia moment - I had a college friend who worked for MECC - the first and only female game programmer I've ever known.

  90. Who cares about dates?! by retrogramer · · Score: 1

    Dames suck. Well, almost all. Anyway, emptying your pockets to go to some lame chick flick with a girl, instead of buying that one game you want (if it's good) is stupid. Besides, playing games is fun! And that's what matters, right?

  91. Not reading?! by retrogramer · · Score: 1

    Look. Playing Video games increases hearing, and reflex, and such. I myself (I'm not an old guy) have learned many words from video games and computer games. Okay, maybe I don't read enough books, perhaps, but I can attribute a deal of my current vocabulary to games. Besides, games are fun.

    1. Re:Not reading?! by Moridineas · · Score: 1

      That's great, I'm of the opinion that just about anything that you learn from is a good thing. I would also be VERY surprised if average video game playing actually helped hearing, if anything it damages it imho, as most people seem to play at utterly insane volumes. I've always had good ears, and I'm always having to ask people to turn down game and tv volume.

      Also, there still is no better way of learning than reading ;) And as someone finishing up a humanities degree, the amount of vocab, etc that I've learned from video games over the past 10 years is _maybe_ equal to half of one college course. That doesn't mean video games are bad, but sugar coating them as classroom learning replacements seems ridiculous.

  92. Chalk one up to economics by StikyPad · · Score: 1

    Good thing kids can't afford Klipsch's. Now where'd my hearing horn go?

  93. What PseduoScience Crap! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have you ever tried to talk to a kid playing a computer game? They are deaf as can be!! The building could be burning down around them and they wouldn't notice! All kidding aside, this still smells like bad research! Think about it...how do you do a controlled experiment? Remember correlation is NOT causation!

  94. Re:And for the deaf? Misleading headline by Arpie · · Score: 1

    A friend just mentioned that her 80yrs+ father got an implant.

    I don't know enough about the subject, so I'm not sure if it is the cochlear implant you're talking about.

    Anyhow, it was pretty impressive to hear hell tell that he was surprised to hear things like how loud the train is, or how there is wind noise when riding a car. He had never realized these things.

    He's very happy with the results, even at his age.

    Just my 2 cents.

    BTW, I've given some programming lessons to a deaf girl, and there was no trouble communicating at all. It's amazing how people can adapt.

    I've thought of teaching sign language to my (not deaf) baby daughter. Do you have an opinion on that?

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  95. Re:And for the deaf? Misleading headline by awtbfb · · Score: 1


    A friend just mentioned that her 80yrs+ father got an implant.

    There is a difference between becoming deaf postlingually (e.g., old age, Rush Limbaugh) and at a young age. If you make it out of childhood speaking/listening you have already established the language centers in the brain that benefit from a cochlear implant.

    This is why kids under 5 should be implanted as early as possible and immersed in therapy. If they decide they want to join the signing community when they are old enough to make their own decisions, it is still possible. The reverse is not.

  96. Regarding that headline by redtail1 · · Score: 1

    Yep, and pr0n improves your eyesight...

  97. Re:And for the deaf? Misleading headline by Kia_Purity · · Score: 1

    Yeah, you can do that. I've heard that in a study that it does wonders for babies in language development department. :)

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  98. Paid to be useful but dangerous..? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like a nice job to me, though.
    And so useful, too! Just imagine what these people could prove:

    - Falling from great heights might be harmful to one's health.
    - Books might be more dangerous than video games if dropped on someone's head (from a great height, probably).
    - Coffee might be hot (heck, that would have saved McDonalds quite some bucks).
    - Might contain nuts (it's always good to have "might contain nuts" around, just in case).

    And, of course:
    - Prove-the-obvious scientists are important and have to be paid extremely well. This study we've just completed proves it. No, we're not biased. We've got a study proving that we're not.

    OTOH, if they just go on and prove the obvious, many lawyers in the USA are going to be unemployed, because all those trivial court cases get solved before they happen.
    Sounds to me like a secret terrorist plot to make all American lawyers unemployed, thus putting the USA into a state of anarchy. Gotta go call my pal George.

    -- Jeez

  99. Re:And for the deaf? Misleading headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've had some speech training but wasn't very effective because of my blasted deaf accent...

    Yeah, why do you deaf people all sound so angry? Just kidding, at least you're well-adjusted enough to refer to yourself simply as "deaf", rather than the politically correct "hearing impaired", which is just plain harder to say. Deaf people are cool.