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Microbes for Bioremediation

The San Francisco Chronicle has a piece discussing current efforts to clean up nuclear waste sites with microbes. Current treatment procedures generally involve pumping out the contaminated groundwater, filtering it, and pumping it back, which is rather expensive.

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  1. First useful post! by CubeDude213 · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I think that microbes are a great idea, in theory, but what about when they aren't in use?

    1. Re:First useful post! by ravenousbugblatter · · Score: 1

      Most, if not all, strains of bacteria can be frozen and maintain their viability for years if not decades.

  2. And what happens? by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 5, Funny
    And what happens when these microbes mutate?

    I for one welcome our new microbe overlords!

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    1. Re:And what happens? by worst_name_ever · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'd like to remind them that, as a Slashdot poster with Excellent karma, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground agar caves!

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    2. Re:And what happens? by mosch · · Score: 1

      Hey now, there's a tax on the export of genuine MeFi cliches.

    3. Re:And what happens? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I, for one, welcome our cliche overlords!

  3. How about microbes to rid us of Trolls? by Limburgher · · Score: 0, Funny
    I'd love to see these GNAA types slowly consumed by millions of swarming microbes and converted into harmless and useful biochemicals.

    Or, alternately, poo.

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  4. Bad movie idea... by kelceylehrich · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is this the intro to another movie?

    I can see it now: radioactive germs bite a kid and he turns into a super human spiderman/hulk thing.

    Great.

    1. Re:Bad movie idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microbeman, Microbeman
      Does whatever a microbe can.
      Eat some dirt,
      Shit uraninite.
      He's got a hatch
      Built in his tights.
      Look out! Here comes a Microbeman.

  5. neal stephenson=nostrodamus? by derrith · · Score: 4, Insightful

    is anybody else reminded of Zodiac? This may turn out to be that bad of a fiasco if rushed. I can only hope for the best.

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  6. The old solution is retarded. by Dr+Reducto · · Score: 1, Informative

    "Current treatment procedures generally involve pumping out the contaminated groundwater, filtering it, and pumping it back, which is rather expensive."

    Wouldn't that solution just make lots more radiation contaminated water and parephenalia?

    1. Re:The old solution is retarded. by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1
      Firstly. Why would it create more contaminated water?

      Secondary. Don't you think they would have thought of this? Or do you honesty believe that one slashdot arm-chair scientist is smarted than a whole team of nuclear waste specialists?

    2. Re:The old solution is retarded. by MrLint · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It is a widely held misconception that exposure to a radioactive substance will 'mutate' normal objects into some radioactive thing. This is almost exclusively untrue. The exception is when material are exposed over long periods to *hard* radiation you may have some amount of nuclear interaction with the decay products of the original substance. Flying off neutrons is what causes the fission chain reaction after all. However, Uranium nuclei are very large, and as they are naturally radioactive, unstable on their own. Also recall that atoms are mostly empty space, nuclear reactions in otherwise stable materials aren't terribly common.

      I am not a nuclear physicist. But i can call a couple of friends if i need to:)

    3. Re:The old solution is retarded. by Dr+Reducto · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, I am a pool operator by trade, lifeguard by profession, and the ways to filter water ALWAYS contaminate. If they use sand filters, you get a lot of radioactive sand. If you use cartridge filters, you have alot of radioactive paper. Diatomaceous Earth filters are probably out of the question. There are probably others. I assume that by filtering, they are trying to transfer the radioactivity to the filter media. I don't know the specifics, but the process is either designed so that A) Environmentalists will quit their bitching about the immediate threat to the environment,or B) The filters can lose their dangerous radiation levels afetr a few days, so long term disposal is not an issue. I am pretty sure the filter plan just deals with the immediate threat that irradiated ground water is dangerous, but relies on careful, long-term storage for the objects doing the cleaning.

      But yeah, I probably was wrong about it creating more waste water, although the water will never be *truly* clean again. Filters can't garuntee that. They can just specify a percent that leaves only a safe amount of radiation.

    4. Re:The old solution is retarded. by BlueTrin · · Score: 1

      If you take a Geiger counter, you will find that there is some radioactivity anywhere. It is even used to date finds in archeology.

      So if the water is 0.01% more radioactive than before it won't change anything, and it is still better to get the radioactive elements in a safe place where they are treated than in a place where they could be nocive for people.

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    5. Re:The old solution is retarded. by KnightNavro · · Score: 5, Informative
      Yes, a filtration scheme does result in a contaminated filter, but a bad filter is a lot better than bad water. Uranium in water is mobile, but U in a filter is easy to control. You'll never be rid of the uranium, but you can contain it.

      I'd be a little surprised if the concern with the uranium concentration is really the radiation; perhaps at the Oak Ridge, but almost certainly not at the mine tailings. If the concentration of non-refined U is so high radiation becomes a concern, you're more likely to die due to the fact uranium is poisonous in the same sense mercury and arsenic are poisonous. In any case, U isn't a good thing to have in the water supply.

    6. Re:The old solution is retarded. by qqtortqq · · Score: 2, Informative

      Right. You get a radioactive filter, and clean water. You can then box and bury the filter. Its difficult to box and bury a lake.

    7. Re:The old solution is retarded. by 1u3hr · · Score: 2, Informative
      Wouldn't that solution just make lots more radiation contaminated water and parephenalia?

      The idea was that microbes consume the dissolved uranium (and other nasty elements) and excrete them as insoluble compounds. So the water is clean and you have a pile of solid waste much much smaller than the original volume. You could recycle that or dispose of it (at least more safely than the original method of pouring it into a hole in the ground and forgetting it).

    8. Re:The old solution is retarded. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't that solution just make lots more radiation contaminated water and parephenalia?

      Hopefully not, since posession of parephenalia is illegal in most states. If they find that they WILL perform a more in-depth search, and if on top of the parephenalia they find any "contaminated" bongwater, you are going to be spending time in jail for SURE.

    9. Re:The old solution is retarded. by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      It's not that hard you just need a big box and a big hole.

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    10. Re:The old solution is retarded. by Jon_S · · Score: 1

      The word "filter" is used figuratively. If you read the article, they are talking about dissolved U. You can't filter out dissolved materials. What they almost certainly meant by "filtering" is ion exchange. This is where the uranium ions (actually, probably a uranium oxide or other anion, I forget right now) is passed over an ion exchange bed where some innocuous anion (like chloride) gives up its seat and the U-anion sits down. Once equilibrium or physical saturation is reached, the resin is taken off line. Now, either you dispose of this resin in a secure place, or you can regenerate the resin using a regenerant solution that redisolves the U-anion. The goal is that you use *much* less regenerant than you treat in the form of groundwater. Thus you have concentrated the material into a smaller volume for further treatment.

      I shouldn't have to state the obvious, but just to remind everyone, you can not *destroy* radionuclides, or nay sort of metals for that matter. You can only move them from one place to another. Typically the effort is to move them out of stuff like groundwater that is being drunk, and into some safe storage place where people aren't going to. If you don't like placing them in a "safe storage area", then all you can do is leave it in the groundwater, then.

  7. Interesting but crappy test subject (uranium) by Scalli0n · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I can think of cooler stuff to do with microbes - like in restauraunts, have lots of microbes at the bottom of a special trash can to eat away grease (McDonalds would love that.)

    Or even a microbe spray to degrease stuff; cool, huh? No more wiping down.

    Also cool would be microbes in my toilet, to eat my shit (but not die.)

    Of course, I do wonder what they'd do while they weren't eating shit or grease or whatever, but who cares about that, they're cool!

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    1. Re:Interesting but crappy test subject (uranium) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also cool would be microbes in my toilet, to eat my shit (but not die.)

      CmdrTaco is available for this activity at no extra charge.

    2. Re:Interesting but crappy test subject (uranium) by MrLint · · Score: 1

      Microbes are not known for their fast acting results. I suggest scrubbing bubbles instead, they work for tips:)

    3. Re:Interesting but crappy test subject (uranium) by BrokenHalo · · Score: 2, Informative

      There are many bacteria (e.g. some species of Pseudomonad) which can feed on hydrocarbons and/or aromatics. That's why they filter aviation fuel before pumping it into aircraft. As for, err, human detritus, again that's quite do-able. That's how composting toilets work; you don't even have to breed up special bugs to do that.

    4. Re:Interesting but crappy test subject (uranium) by vanyel · · Score: 1

      Microbes are not miniature black holes: they may eat the grease, but then what have you got? Think miniature tribbles to get an idea... Now if they were (and made) something inert you could easily wash down the drain with no ill side effects, maybe Dow's "Scrubbing Bubbles" weren't so far off...

    5. Re:Interesting but crappy test subject (uranium) by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      special trash can to eat away grease (McDonalds would love that.)

      Until they started to eat the cooking oil, not to mention 90% of the "food" before it could be served. Or even a microbe spray to degrease stuff; cool, huh? No more wiping down.

      The fat can be converted to something else, but it won't disappear. You'd probbaly get a waste product even more disgusting to clean up.

    6. Re:Interesting but crappy test subject (uranium) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      like in restauraunts, have lots of microbes at the bottom of a special trash can to eat away grease (McDonalds would love that.)

      McDonalds grease?? Dude, even radioactive waste-eating microbes have standards!

    7. Re:Interesting but crappy test subject (uranium) by Dr.+Photo · · Score: 2, Funny

      I can think of cooler stuff to do with microbes - like in restauraunts, have lots of microbes at the bottom of a special trash can to eat away grease (McDonalds would love that.)

      Och! That's Willy's retirement grease!

  8. Cure for Hiroshima/Nagasaki? by Zagar · · Score: 3, Interesting

    But the real question is, how well does it work? Can this convert a nuclear waste zone into a habitable zone? This is great news for the environmentalists.

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    1. Re:Cure for Hiroshima/Nagasaki? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      those were atomic bombs hun. just massive amounts of radiation. it didnt dump billions of gallons of nuclear ooze that turns turtles into crime fighting ninjas

    2. Re:Cure for Hiroshima/Nagasaki? by sn00ker · · Score: 5, Informative
      I'm not sure about Nagasaki, but Hiroshima has a background radioactivity count that is only very slightly higher than normal. Even at ground zero.
      So, as it currently stands, there's not much that microbes could do to "cure" Hiroshima. It's already highly populated after having to recover from near-total population loss, and I seem to recall reading somewhere that it has a birth defect rate that's the same as other Japanese cities. So much for the nuclear waste zone.

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    3. Re:Cure for Hiroshima/Nagasaki? by toxic666 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Did you read and understand the article? A couple good rain storms washed the SURFICIAL contaminants in those cities into the sea.

      This process is being proposed for ground watter in which U is dissolved. It is, thus, mobile and can impact surface water and drinking water wells. The idea is to immobilize what is currently migrating downgradient.

      RTFA

    4. Re:Cure for Hiroshima/Nagasaki? by whereiswaldo · · Score: 1, Interesting

      But the real question is, how well does it work?

      Good question. I remember hearing about microbes which were supposedly able to "eat" the garbage at landfill sites. I haven't heard of them since.

      Also, how about our (North America's) fresh water lakes? I would love to see some plan to clean them up. Much of the Great Lakes, for example, are polluted. Very, very sad.

    5. Re:Cure for Hiroshima/Nagasaki? by shut_up_man · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Wow, I was just asking some visiting Japanese friends about Nagasaki just the other day - just how *did* they clean up these cities? Anyone know?

      Hiroshima was bombed on August 6th, 1945 and Nagasaki 3 days later - this is less than 60 years ago, and today they're large, thriving cities. Did they dig out most of the city and replace it with clean dirt, or what?

    6. Re:Cure for Hiroshima/Nagasaki? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      "just how *did* they clean up these cities? "

      They did absolutely nothing. They even rebuilt the building using the same cement leftover from the blast.

      The bikini atoll test(1954) was a much more powerful bomb(hydrogen) and those people have already returned home(1999). It doesn't take the earth long to erase the evidence of any human activity, including radiation.

    7. Re:Cure for Hiroshima/Nagasaki? by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1
      Last I heard, they are still tracking victims of these two bomb sites.

      Shit, I'd give my left nut to still being "studied" almost 60 years after being nuked.

      In the long run, the sun is going to nuke the whole planet, but good.

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    8. Re:Cure for Hiroshima/Nagasaki? by DaveAtFraud · · Score: 5, Interesting

      They didn't have to do anything to clean them up. High intensity radioactivity can only be sustained in isotopes with a short half life. In order for something that is radioactive to keep throwing off high energy particles, gamma rays, x-rays, etc., some piece of it has to decay. As more of it decays there's less of it around to be radioactive. Besides the radiation from the actual explosions, the radioactivity was fairly intense immediately after the bombs went off but then subsided to near normal levels fairly rapidly.

      I get a more intense radiation dose living in the Denver area with lots of graitic soil and living at 6,000+ ft above sea level than most of the inhabitants of Hiroshima or Nagaski get in a normal day. If I go skiing or climb a mountain, I really get nuked. So far, no spare hand growing out of my forehead but I have mutated into being more politically conservative the older I get and the longer I live here.

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  9. i'm missing something here.... by ecalkin · · Score: 3, Interesting

    it starts with the microbes 'consuming' uranium... ok, what does the microbe do with it? it's still radioactive and now your microbe is also!

    then i get to the part where the microbe is taking water based uranium and making a solid form. ok.

    don't you still have to dig this stuff up? wouldn't the 'solid' form break down after a while and still have the problem? and wouldn't the solid form still have the same amount of radioactivity?

    it looks like it makes it easier to get it out of soil, but you still have to dig it up and process it out?

    eric

    1. Re:i'm missing something here.... by Rares+Marian · · Score: 1

      What if reaches critical mass and explodes? Oh no I've spoken too much, here come the Black Helicopters.

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    2. Re:i'm missing something here.... by BlueTrin · · Score: 3, Insightful

      According to Mining bacteria's appetite for toxic waste

      A complex community of microorganisms thrives by "breathing" oxides of sulfur, iron, aluminum and even more hazardous compounds like the uranium and other radioactive elements. As the microbes obtain their oxygen from soluble uranium oxide, for example, they transform it into a highly insoluble form called uraninite.

      The article does not say what is uraninite. Uraninite is the primary ore of uranium. Uraninite is a reduced form of uranium which appears in places where there is few oxygen. So what the bacteria do, is consuming the oxygen and altering the environment of uranium so it changes the environment so uranium alters into uraninite faster which is only stable when uranium cannot associate itself with oxygen.

      Ok now, according to The Mineral URANINITE:

      Uraninite is a highly radioactive and interesting mineral. It is the chief ore of uranium and radium, which is found in trace amounts. Helium was first discovered on the earth in samples of uraninite.

      So we have changed a radioactive material into a highly radioactive and interesting mineral ? Wow that's a deal =), now it is not only radioactive but interesting also.

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    3. Re:i'm missing something here.... by MrLint · · Score: 1

      thing is once its been made insoluble it can be filtered out of the water supply.

    4. Re:i'm missing something here.... by RenaissanceGeek · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And just what do you think that you're going to do with it once you've dug it up?

      Bury it safely?

      The whole point of this excercise is to keep the radioactive material from interacting with living creatures: if it is immobile, insoluble and buried, then there are PRECIOUS FEW living things that are in any way affected by it.

      After all, the REAL danger in toxic and radioactive heavy metals is not momentary exposure, but the concentration over time into the tissues of long-lived creatures (e.g. humans); just look at all of the trouble with soluble mercury concentrations in large ocean fish (tuna, swordfish, etc.)

      This technique renders the uranium insoluble, which makes it impossible to absorb, which makes it impossible to CONCENTRATE, so nobody winds up with a toxic dose (there are NO toxic materials: only toxic DOSAGES. Prolonged breathing of pure oxygen is fatal, after all.)

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    5. Re:i'm missing something here.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Off by a bit. When it 'breathes' uranium oxide, it is stripping the oxygen off of the uranium atom. The free atom proably pairs with another free atom and makes U2. The microbe then uses the O2 liek most any otehr living thing. Really weird stuff when compared to more common forms of life. We've found bacteria that live hundreds of feet below deep ocean geothermal vents. The live boiling hot water surrounded by toxic volcanic gasses. The ones I'm thinkg of breathe sulfur dioxide. It's amazing the extremes some forms of have adapted to survive in.

    6. Re:i'm missing something here.... by drmaxx · · Score: 1

      You're absolutely right. The stuff doesn't disappear. However, the main threat is that the radioactive waste is transportet to the surface where it can harm wildlife or pollute drinking water. So you like to immobilise the radioactive elements so that these buggers stays deep down there. Mostly the threat is then more or less over (until it gets mobilised again, but that's an other story).

  10. other uses by pHatidic · · Score: 5, Funny

    The waste ate its way down into layers of saprolite, a claylike rock, so that more than 99 percent of it is deep in the soil, he said.

    Maybe this technology could be put to other uses. for example, what if we used old nuclear waste for drilling deep within the earth. We could pour some in the hole, and then microbe it when it stopped being effective. lather, rinse, repeat.

    1. Pour nuclear waste into ground making a really really deep hole.
    2. Clean up hole with microbes.
    3. ????
    4. Profit!

    1. Re:other uses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your missing step:

      3. Sell radioactive bacteria to in-hiding Saddam Hussein as depleted uranium.
      4. Profit!

    2. Re:other uses by The+Master+Control+P · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, don't you see? The moon got blasted out of orbit when we put too much nuclear waste in one place. First the intense magnetic fields made people go insane, then waste dump number 2 exploded and hurled the moon into outer space! It all happened on September 13, 1999!

  11. Already done with sewage, right? by indros13 · · Score: 4, Informative
    My understanding is that microbes (read: bacteria) are already extensively used in the treatment of wastewater. For example, here is a portable toilet with microbial treatment. I salute the folks who have thought to look at the natural world for solutions to other man-made problems.

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    1. Re:Already done with sewage, right? by Scalli0n · · Score: 1

      is shit a man-made problem? literally, yes, but theoretically, no, since we really can't help it.

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    2. Re:Already done with sewage, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If by "already being done" you mean a controlled implementation of a naturally occurring process, yes, most definitely it's being done.

      Koi ponds are an excellent example. If you try and manually filter the water (home aquarium style), you'll be overwhelmed with the "left over bits" and additionally need to resort to using not-so-natural chemical additives with unsatisfactory results that include everything from algae explosions, low oxygen content, pH imbalances, to dead fish. By using a microbial approach (settling ponds and sand filtration in combination with bacteria), the problem mostly takes care of itself. In fact, you can buy off-the-shelf bottles containing bacteria for a few dollars.

  12. The probably won't happen for awhile by The+Analog+Kid · · Score: 4, Informative

    They have GE Bacteria that will eat oil, to be used in oil spills. These however are not being used outside of labs, because of the consern of "What will happen when the the oil is gone? What are they going to do? Die, or find something else?" So I would think the same with will happen.

    1. Re:The probably won't happen for awhile by Epistax · · Score: 1

      Think about it for digesting spent nuclear fuel. That can be a contained environment where you don't give the microbes anything else. And possible you have some sort of anti microbe...

      i got nuthin

    2. Re:The probably won't happen for awhile by BWJones · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "What will happen when the the oil is gone? What are they going to do? Die, or find something else?" So I would think the same with will happen.

      Engineer in promoters for certain compounds that must be present for the organism to live. No sustaining compound....microbes die. This is very common in the lab, and I could imagine other potential applications such as radio frequency induced promoters that would trigger pre-programmed apoptosis pathways to eliminate bacteria when the job is accomplished.

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    3. Re:The probably won't happen for awhile by BrainInAJar · · Score: 4, Informative

      "What will happen when the the oil is gone? What are they going to do? Die, or find something else?"

      I'd assume they'd start to eat the natural oils that birds, fish, etc produce. "But they're only engineered to digest petroleum oils" That's the beauty of biology, it mutates into what you want it to exactly not do. Doesn't take that long either. Chernobyl 4 melted down in '86, and life is already thriving there (bacterial life, but life nonetheless)

    4. Re:The probably won't happen for awhile by toxic666 · · Score: 1

      We don't use bioremediation out of "concern about what will happen when the oli is gone?" Where the hell do you get this statement?

      You are utterly ignorant. GE and stimulated naturally occurring bacteria have been successfully used for bioremediation for years, at least since the late 1980's.

      Yes, they DIE when they run out of food. They do not mutate and become inexorable flesh-eating zombies. And they are not engineered to eat "oil'" they are engineered to eat specific chemical compounds or classes of compounds. "Oil" is a complex mix of chemicals. We refine them (distill, catalytic cracking, etc) to obtain useful mixes of its constituents (e.g gasoline, kerosene) and individual chemicals (e.g benzene, xylene).

      Quit spewing forth that which seems authoritative when you obviously have no clue how bioremediation works.

    5. Re:The probably won't happen for awhile by Molina+the+Bofh · · Score: 1

      Not only bacteria, but Mutant plants, Mutant mice and strange behaving worms.

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    6. Re:The probably won't happen for awhile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the gulf of mexico more oil is dumped in one year then was dumped in the exon valdez accident.

      And that's in just one part of the world.. imagine the amount of oil that is dumped in to the ocean from all over the entire planet... Of course this is all happening NATURALLY. Thru fissures in the sea bed the world's oceans are continuoulsy being inudated with oil.

      One thing that enviromentalists forget to mention is that oil is bio-degradable... There is no adverse effects on natural fauna and fora from having oil in it's enviroment.. unless it's completely saturatating everything, then it interrupts the mechanisms needed for life.. you know like breathing and stuff.

      What is wrong with oil that we use today is that it in enviroments with a lot of heat, gass, metals, and acids and stuff like that. Then if we dump used oil then the oil transfers this stuff into the enviroment.. which is bad.

      But otherwise algae and bacteria life of the stuff in some cases. And don't forget the sea vents which are habited by life, but are instant death to us humans. For oil-eating bacteria the scientists didn't have to produce so mutant strain or something, just purify and strenghten natural strains. No flesh eating bacteria will come from oil eating bacteria, but of course better safe then sorry... You don't need plastic/oil eating bacteria degrading pvc pipes and stuff like that.

    7. Re:The probably won't happen for awhile by confused+one · · Score: 1

      Ummm, yes they are being used in spill clean-ups. Perhaps not the variety you are thinking of... For over a decade, bacteria have been used to digest petroleum spills.

    8. Re:The probably won't happen for awhile by drmaxx · · Score: 2, Informative

      In most cases the microbes are not the problem. There are hanging around everywhere and if they get enough food then they grow very fast. There many smaller oil spills that get cleaned just by natural microbes in the groundwater. The main limiting factor is in most cases oxygen. Yes, there are also microbes that can use nitrate, sulfate, iron-ores, ... for degrading oil; however, most spills contain much more oil then these second nutrient they feed on. Many remediation techniques actually don't add microbes but put oxygen, nitrate or iron (dumping your old car down a hole is not good enough!) into the ground.

  13. No no no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Radioactive germs bite a kid and he turns into a super human bacteria thing, who is blue and goes around ingesting radiation and cleaning up superfund toxic waste spill sites

    In other words

    BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED... I AM CAPTAIN PLANET!!

    gooooo planet!

    1. Re:No no no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That show rocked. I used to be all over that shit when i was a kid

  14. New unit of measurement by 3141 · · Score: 5, Funny

    a mountain of radioactive and toxic dirt 2,000 times larger than Egypt's Great Pyramid at Giza.

    That's all very well and good, but I want to know how many Libraries of Congress that is.

    1. Re:New unit of measurement by derrith · · Score: 1

      and if this contaminated soil and water and non-biomass happened to be coming from space, how many VW bugs is that?

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    2. Re:New unit of measurement by master_twig · · Score: 1

      or perhaps how many VW beeltles it can dissolve

  15. Mini-Nanotech by Zagar · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Nanotechnology will practicaly do the same thing in a much more efficient way. Imagine, the little robots could built a small city with nuclear waste. Take a few carbon atoms lying around and built some houses. Then build a nuclear plant. Use the depleated uranium to make rods. Use thoses rods in the nuclear plant to provide power to the freshly assembled houses. Tada! City in a Box (Tm)

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    1. Re:Mini-Nanotech by BlueTrin · · Score: 1

      2059 - The nanobots became self-aware 2060 - Unfortunately humans cannot fight enemies who live at the atom-scale 2061 - The nanobots have conquered the whole world and they even have baseball and TV showing their advance on the rest of the world.

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    2. Re:Mini-Nanotech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes but we couldn't see them, so what's the problem?

    3. Re:Mini-Nanotech by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This is nanotechnology; biotech vs. nanotech is to some degree an artificial distinction. Bacteria are nanomachines (well, okay, micromachines; viruses are nanomachines) that are already very good at what they do, and can me made to do what we want them to do, in many cases, with just a few tweaks. I think it's a red herring to imagine that useful nanotech will consist solely, or even mostly, of entirely new machines built up atom-by-atom to resemble the machines we use in the macroscopic world. Life has already produced mechanisms that work very well on a small scale; as we learn more about how to manipulate it, we will learn more about how to adapt biological mechanisms to our uses.

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  16. Obligatory Simpsons Response by TrollBridge · · Score: 4, Funny

    Skinner: Well, I was wrong. The lizards are a godsend.
    Lisa: But isn't that a bit short-sighted? What happens when we're overrun by lizards?
    Skinner: No problem. We simply release wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes. They'll wipe out the lizards.
    Lisa: But aren't the snakes even worse?
    Skinner: Yes, but we're prepared for that. We've lined up a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat.
    Lisa: But then we're stuck with gorillas!
    Skinner: No, that's the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.

    --
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  17. Re:Nuclear energy is clean by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so... then you are FOR the pumping of thousands of tons of chemicals into our air?

  18. Re:Nuclear energy is clean by dillon_rinker · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Nuclear energy IS clean. The cost (both in dollars and human years lost) of operating a coal-fired plant is less than that of a nuclear plant. Your fallacy is in seeing the mistakes committed decades ago by an inexperienced (by today's standards) industrial and scientific community. Applying the same sort logic that you use to the space program would suggest that 90% of all rockets never reach even reach an an altitude of one mile, since your logic includes failures encountered early in the history of the technology. Applying your logic to the computer industry suggests that there's a global market for maybe 5 computers (at one point in history, there WAS a market for only five computers).

    Technology progresses; I'd think a slashdot geek would realize this. Nuclear energy technology is no different.

    I'd also point out that if you exclude insanely stupid events like the detonation of nuclear bombs, more people in the USA die in a year from car accidents than have ever died world-wide from radiation exposure. Americans (or perhaps humans in general) do a really lousy job in assessing risk. And don't get me started on the tragedy of SUVs (sure, you're more safe in your SUV...it's because of conservation of momentum. Never mind the poor sod you run into, because youre life is obviously more valuable than his). Anyway...never let good science get in the way of politics and mob manipulation. We fear radiation and throw ourselves under the juggernaut of the oil industry.

  19. Ionizing radiation by dido · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I wonder how is it that the ionizing radiation doesn't manage to kill off these microbes before they can do their job? A typical gamma ray goes for 5 MeV, whereas a typical ionization energy is only at 15-20 eV. Interfering with chemical reactions necessary to life most definitely. Mutation and more likely outright killing of these organisms.

    How do they survive?

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    1. Re:Ionizing radiation by wagnerer · · Score: 4, Informative

      I think you're thinking of alpha energies. Gammas pretty much max out around 3 MeV for radioactive decay and energy lines above 1.5 MeV are not very common. One way to look at it is the higher the energy the more unstable the radioactive atom is giving it a shorter half-life. Short half-life atoms don't stay around long so all you get are a few rare isotopes emitting energies above 1.5 MeV seen outside reactors and accelerators.

      For gamma-rays carbon based life is pretty transparent. The gamma ray will rarely deposit all its energy in one spot instead it knocks an electron off an atom and gives it a few 100 kev to work with and then proceeds on its merry way. Anything in the path of that electron is hammered but for the most part that's just inter/intra-cellular fluid which produces some free radicals that are quickly scavanged. Its only a problem when the DNA helix is hit or possibly the cell membrane, both fairly low in volume compared to the whole cell. Internal alpha particles are another matter entirely. They have energies around the 5 MeV range and an alpha is like a cannon ball shot in a fab shop. Anything it hits is a goner since all that energy is deposited in a very small volume.

      As for microbes surviving high radiation levels you should look at some articles concerning high microbe levels in reactor core coolant streams. They appear to have highly redundant DNA with very good repair mechanisms. Unfortunately the processes they use seem to only work for for ring DNA strands found in bacterias. So don't look for a human drug soon to make you rad proof. D. radiodurans is one species that was found in the shielding water of high activity sources.

    2. Re:Ionizing radiation by caffeine_monkey · · Score: 5, Funny

      Tiny little lead aprons.

    3. Re:Ionizing radiation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      To elaborate a bit further..

      DNA mutates constantly, due to a variety of reasons: reactions with internal cellular molecules, during replication, and as a result of external agents, e.g., chemical mutagens, ionizing radiation, UV, etc. There are a number of DNA repair mechanisms, even in prokaryotes (bacteria). You'd be dead without them.

      A textbook example of defective DNA repair is the disease xeroderma pigmentosum -- extreme sensitivity to UV sunlight, resulting in cancer. The cure is simple: stay indoors during the daytime, for the rest of your life. Normal individuals repair the DNA damage automatically, but xeroderma pigmentosum patients have defective genes for a DNA repair mechanism.

      Here's more on the broken mechanism of xeroderma pigmentosum and other damage/repair topics.

    4. Re:Ionizing radiation by confused+one · · Score: 1

      Sturdy DNA with lots of duplicate genes and robust repair mechanisms.

  20. Re:Nuclear energy is clean by Dancin_Santa · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The dispersal rate of airborne pollutants is much higher than the rate at which nuclear waste is dispersed. This means that after a short time the waste which is released from a fossil fuel power plant is reduced to neglible levels when considering pollutant ppm. Nuclear waste degrades much more slowly and cannot be effectively dispersed in the atmosphere.

    You can bet that I am not in favor of the prolonged use of fossil fuels as a primary power source. However, this does not mean that I must automatically subscribe to nuclear power as a sustainable and safe method of power generation.

  21. Zodiac by DdJ · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This actually has something in common with the Stephenson novel "Zodiac". Everyone should go read it. You can buy it here

  22. In Soviet Russia by gloth · · Score: 1

    microbes ate you!

  23. Re:Nuclear energy is clean by MrLint · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Slow down a piece there cowboy. As its clearly stated in the article to which you refer, Oak Ridge was making military weapons. Also the waste was dumped into pits. This particular issue has *nothing* to do with waste planning at all. The ignorance about the material at the time and, probably, expediency led to such haphazard disposal. Not to mention the nitric acid.

    As for your non-sequitur to 'anti-environmentalists', which by your tone i assume means anyone who would advocate nuclear power, All energy conversion technologies that use consumables have an output of something. I have seen a lot of knee jerking on nuclear, some valid, and a lot that isn't. You have to pick your poison if you want the juice for your internet.

  24. Screw the expense by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Current treatment procedures generally involve pumping out the contaminated groundwater, filtering it, and pumping it back, which is rather expensive.

    I want these guys to use whatever works the best. Microbes, filtering, shooting it off into the sun...
    Really...this is one of the places where is has to be done right. Screw the expense.

    Unfortunately, profits and stockholders will get in the way of doing it right.

    1. Re:Screw the expense by toxic666 · · Score: 4, Informative

      That is a glib and reactionary set of comments. By your rationale, we should spare no expense because it is radioactive. Hey, I'll take a radioactive hazard that may kill me 30 years from now over gasoline leaking from a pipeline into my basement and exploding.

      And who gets to pay for it? The taxpayers and society. So, in managing hazards to the environment and people, we do this silly thing called engineering. It is not easy, but goes something like this:

      1) Define the problem. Not easy when dealing with contaminants in ground water that don't announce their presence.

      2) Define a goal that reduces the hazard to an acceptable risk, often an increase in health impact to humans by no more than 1 in 1 million.

      3) Assess the alternatives to achieve the goal. These microbes may be a new alternative.

      4) Design the most cost-effective system to achieve the goal.

      5) Maintain documentation and rationale for the decision-making process.

      6) Implement and assess the design. Since the problem and conditions are often not 100% defined due to economic considerations, you need to determine if the solution is working and adjust as necessary.

    2. Re:Screw the expense by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      That is a glib and reactionary set of comments. By your rationale, we should spare no expense because it is radioactive.

      No, what I meant was, the original comment seemd as if 'filtering' was a very acceptable solution to the problem, except that it is 'rather expensive'.

      Ok...it may well be expensive. But if filtering is the best way to reduce the level of radioactivity...then that is what should be used. Screw the expense, and don't use a less expensive solution if it does not work as well.
      If the microbe solution works out to be the best...then use that.

      Cost should be at most a secondary consideration for such a potentially far reaching problem.

      It would probably be more cost effective to put it in some ziplock bags, and dump it overboard in Lake Superior.

      Hey, I'll take a radioactive hazard that may kill me 30 years from now over gasoline leaking from a pipeline into my basement and exploding

      How about we store some of the radioactive waste in your basement? You won't have to wait the 30 years. Probably be cheap as well.

    3. Re:Screw the expense by Ironica · · Score: 1

      Cost should be at most a secondary consideration for such a potentially far reaching problem.

      It should be, shouldn't it? But it's not. We *demand* that the government be more efficient... you know, like private enterprise. Private enterprise, however, is motivated completely by the "bottom line," i.e. cost and revenue. We're incensed when government insists on doing things the "inefficient" and "expensive" way just because it's 5% better or something.

      BTW, "we" in this case is middle- and upper-class Americans who are convinced that radioactive waste, contaminated groundwater, air pollution, and other such menaces are things that happen to other, less deserving people than themselves. All those people in Colorado or wherever should know better than to live near a uranium mine. It's their own fault, and their own problem, and "my" tax dollars shouldn't pay for it.

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  25. Interesting, but is it pratical? by toxic666 · · Score: 5, Informative

    OK, enough of the silly "Microbes will take over" and Frankenfood-inspired comments.

    Having read the article, it seems like a good way to precipitate soluble U ions as U oxides, or complex uranyl compounds. It appears to offer a way to mitigate impacts upon human health and the environment by precipitating U ions traveling in ground water so they do not discharge to surface water or pumped by potable wells.

    Bioremediation is nothing new. It works well with chlorinated solvents (PCE and TCE), especially in reduced, iron-rich ground water. The caveat for those compounds is, however, that they break down only so far, often leaving vinyl chloride -- a demonstrated carcinogen -- as the final step before there is not enough energy for them to survive by reductive dehalogenation. Basically, the microbes die becuase they do not have a source of "food."

    The same goes for aerobic microbes, like these appear to be; they combine dissolved metals with oxygen to precipitate them. That gets even more expensive, because you have to maintain the proper redox level by introducing O2 with hydrogen peroxide or ozone. It's expensive and prone to mechanical failure or the vagaries of the subsurface.

    These microbes may die out once their source of "food" depletes. However, the by-products should be assessed before they try to use this in a live environment, because sometimes the cure can be worse than the problem. There is also no economic analysis for this research, but it is likely way to early to determine how much it would cost to implement. It may be more reliable and cheaper to precipitate dissolved U by simply pumping a lot of oxygen into the ground water.

    1. Re:Interesting, but is it pratical? by drmaxx · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Good comment - As usual the newspaper article simplifies the entire story a little bit. I do not now any case where microbes actually are pumped into the ground. If you use a specific strain then you keep them in a bioreactor and pump & treat the contaminated groundwater in these facilities. Otherwise it is most likely that they just die.

      The bioremediation research have to show that there actually is a bug that does the job - a proof of BIO-remediation. Hey, and if they once identified the bug they also can name it... And then they define which conditions can keep these bugs happy. Oxygen might just be the right stuff for them.

      However, the bioremediation story with U is a kind of complicated, because U is not just floating around lonely, but usually is associated with a whole bunch of stuff. Typically there are also many detergents and complexing agents that keep the radioactive metals soluble. Especially NTA and EDTA (also used in washing detergents), known to be quite persistent, and as long these are present the dissolved U is stabilised. You need to show under what conditions the complexing agents can be degraded and then in addition how U can be precipitated. There's quite a bit of research going on for many years. Just check out google with the keywords "in-situ bioremediation groundwater radioactive"
      (Yep, I know this could be a very sophisticated link - I am new here, so let me some time to get use to the HTML tag stuff.)

    2. Re:Interesting, but is it pratical? by toxic666 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, I used to do environmental geological engineering and they did use bio in the ground. Tough and expensive, but sometimes feasible. I do like the bioreactor idea, but you're right, U extraction and refining are complex processes that result in a withes brew. This may have promise as a polishing process should dissolved U remain.

      Bugs in the ground are amazing. I once did an auto shop that had gray- and black-water leach fields side-by-side. Well, they did detailing and ended up dropping TCE and PCE into ground water. We defined the plume and during remedial design noticed the concentrations of those two chemicals were declining.

      Then it occurred to me, they used to have these little bottles of liquid you poured down the toilet to keep your septic tank from clogging. It's primary ingredient was TCE. Seems the black water provided bugs and those that like chlorinated solvents thrived. Strangely enough, they kept munching away and we had very little residual vinyl chloride. End result, there was no need to pump and treat.

      Saw the same things happen where dissolved gasoline constituents were exposed to black water; the benzene, toluene, ethylbenzene and toluene broke down over a period of time and we had to do no pumpimg and treating.

    3. Re:Interesting, but is it pratical? by drmaxx · · Score: 1

      The natural biodegradation of BTEX is a common one. As you already mentioned in your last parent, in most cases oxygen (alternative nitrate or iron-ore) is missing for the fast and complete breakdown of these organic compound. PCE and TCE actually act as a kind of oxygen (= electron acceptor). If oxygen is not available the bugs dump electrons from the organic stuff on the chloride and gain energy. This works fine for PCE, TCE and DCE, but doesn't work for vinyl chloride (redox potential). For the degradation of vinyl chloride you need oxygen and then it will be degraded like any other organic compound. So it is fairly complicated to get rid of PCE and I am really amazed that they ended up dumping this toxic stuff into the ground in order to clean up a not very toxic black water spill. But hey, this is America - anything is possible.

  26. Mining microbes are very common (copper mining) by jjh37997 · · Score: 5, Informative

    The story sounds like its using a method that the copper industry has been using for years, expect in this case with microbes that crave uranium instead if copper. They don't eat or destroy the uranium, just chemically transform it into insoluble forms that can be easily filtered out of groundwater.

    Biological heap leaching is an inexpensive way to extract the metal from low-grade ores where copper is bound in a sulfide matrix. As the microbes chew up the ore, which has been treated with sulfuric acid to encourage them, the copper is released and concentrated in a solution that flows into a catch basin. The metal is extracted, and the acid solution is recycled.

  27. Re:Nuclear energy is clean by toxic666 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Got that right. As long as the waste stream is managed well, it is much cleaner. Coal pumps enormous amounts of SO4 and NO3 into the air as acid precipitation and also offers plenty mercury and other hazardous metals. Unfortunately, it is also more expensive. Maintaining and disposing of that waste stream is tough, especially under the regulatory system. Even if there were some deregulation, it would not be cheap to manage the by-products. And don't forget: more Americans have died in Ted Kennedy's car than in radiation-related commercial nuclear energy generation accidents. It sounds like the owners of existing nuclear plants are planning to refurbish them rather than decommission. It appears it will be cheaper to upgrade ond operate the assets rather than maintain them as relics for which there is no disposal alternative.

  28. Re:Nuclear energy is clean by Dr+Reducto · · Score: 1, Interesting

    We do suck at assesing risk. We think that 1 soldier a day dying in Iraq is so bad, whereas that death rate is lower than the murder rate in Washington,D.C. or close to it. We also don't let kids play tag or football or dodgeball, because we have to protect them from every little thing. Parents form what resemble emergency room triage teams when a kid skins his knee playing soccer. It pisses me off.

  29. Re:Nuclear energy is clean by BlueTrin · · Score: 1

    Yah, yah I heard that too many times. That's what the Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles® said too before to invade the theaters.

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  30. Re:Nuclear energy is clean by Dancin_Santa · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I can appreciate where you are coming from. I don't think that all pro-nuke/anti-environment folks are out to wipe out humanity in some evil scheme (though you'd think that was all they were interested in).

    Basically we are all in this boat together and we've got to do what we can to keep it afloat. So you and me, we're on the same side, we're just arguing over implementation details. It is a far cry from us arguing over whether the correct alternative energy source ought to be nuclear or otherwise to the neocon opinion that all is right with the world and environmental action need not be taken immediately.

    In the end we need to weigh the risks, as you pointed out. I don't have the stomach for the risks posed by nuclear power, and so I will continue with the NIMBY (think globally, act locally) opinions that I've got. Too often this lack of weighing the risks of things carries over into other parts of our daily lives, whether it is something comples like choosing to fluoridate water supplies instead of trying to prevent cancer in population centers or something simpler like deciding between the simple but feature-lacking vi and the buggy but feature-laden Emacs.

  31. This is good. by RandyF · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I currently have a septic system that uses bacteria to treat my sewage. The result is water that is clean enough to drink. (No, you can't come over and drink it. It just waters the lawn!)

    The bacteria doesn't get rid of the radiation, just makes the radioactive slush insoluble so that they can collect it and deal with it with less cost. It's a great idea.

    I'm just hoping that some genious comes up with a safe way to speed up the nuclear decomposition so that the material stabilizes into non-radioactive elements. That will be a breakthrough!

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    1. Re:This is good. by toxic666 · · Score: 1

      Stabilize as a non-radioactive element? It's called time. Radionuclides decay at a predictable rate. Billion years or so for your typical uranium isotope.

    2. Re:This is good. by sexecutioner · · Score: 1

      Hard to stabalize a material into non-radioactive elements... ...but what you could do is; take a dangerously radioactive isotope, something with a short half life, and do "something" to it so as to make its half life long, very very long. This can be achieved using lots of funky nuclear processes (neutron bombardment for example) and there are isotopes only different by one neutron that exhibit remarkably different half lives. The problem is that the process is so unpredictable! Contaminants in your sample end up being radioactive as well as the "safe" products getting whacked again and becoming dangerous.

    3. Re:This is good. by ctr2sprt · · Score: 1
      They are working on, or possibly already have, a way to power nuclear plants using existing waste. (This includes waste from nuke plants, plus decommissioned nuclear warheads, all sorts of sources.) The resulting waste, while still radioactive, is much less energetic and so less dangerous. The article where I read about this was actually proposing it as a way of dealing with weapons-grade nuclear materials and keeping them from falling into the hands of terrorists, rogue states, etc.

      A "safe way to speed up the nuclear decomposition" it's not, but it is a better way of dealing with waste than simply burying it in a mountain somewhere. Plus a bunch of added bonuses, not least of which would be extending the lives and usefulness of our nuclear reactors.

    4. Re:This is good. by keithdowsett · · Score: 1

      That would be some breakthrough, interfering at a quantum level with the probability of nuclear interactions.

      However, the only people likely to discover such a secret are mad geniuses bent on world domination. After all it always happens that way on the movies.

    5. Re:This is good. by confused+one · · Score: 1
      There's a well known solution to this, which they're working on (for other reasons). If you bombard the "waste" with neutrons, you break down the material into smaller isotopes (throught fission). The result is material which is very highly radioactive; but, the materials have much shorter half lives.

      It's conceivable to build a nuclear plant like this, where the neutron beam is "tuned" to the ideal energy to cause fission in whatever the target material is. It's not necessarily very fficient.

      A neutron source isn't easy to build. Ask DOE -- they're currently building one in Oak Ridge. Traditionally they'd build a breader reactor. These aren't very environmentally friendly though, and not very politically palletable. So, the idea is to build a Neutron Spallation source, which generated neutrons by bombarding a dense target material with a beam from a more traditional particle accelerator. It's proving to be a difficult task...

  32. nuclear energy by decoder · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Pros:
    • less expensive
    • Clean: no polution
    • less radiation than coal burning, unless you go swimming in the waste pools

    Cons:

    Could this be the cure to the first of the two cons? :-)
  33. The point you're missing.... by spineboy · · Score: 3, Informative

    I believe the gist of the article is that the bacteria are able to turn a SOLUABLE form of uranium into a NON_SOLUABLE form. Therefor it is less ilkely to be dissolved (or far much less of it) into the groundwater and migrate to potable (drinkable) water suplies. Or You could "wash" the soil and introduce the bacteria into the water and have them "filter it out" , thereby purifying the water. It's been done with petroleum eating bacteria on oil spills, so why not nuke wastes. I even remember way back when I was taking some bacterial engineering classes, that some bacteria were selective enough to distinguish different ISOTOPES of elements - not 100% selective and therefore probably not good enough for nuke purification schemes..

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  34. MTBE BioRemediation by richstok · · Score: 1
  35. Acquisition by FinalFantasyMook · · Score: 2, Funny

    Where can I get some of this amazing bacteria? My bedroom had to be quarantined off two months ago when I attempted to see if I could use uranium to overclock my Pentium 2, and I forget what color the carpet is... *sniff*

  36. I need these microbes for my bathroom... by flicken · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...to deal with the nuculear waste products left behind by my roommates!

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  37. Same Microbes Make You And Your Food Healthy by muscleman706 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    There is a total revolution going on in all food production worldwide through the use of a class of microogranisms known as Purple Non-Sulfur Bacterias (PNSB's). The work was pioneered by a Japanese scientist who did research for 20 years to perfect a synergistic formula of different microogranisms that work together, including the PNSB's, lactic acid bacteria, and yeasts.

    Almost all organic farms are now spraying soil with this solution. Additionally, people who raise animals are feeding it to their animals. Not just organic farmers, but even traditional mass production farms in the US because it lets them *totally eliminate anti-biotics and hormones* due the increased nutrition the microbes afford creates who consume them.

    Human beings are actually supplementing with these as well. It is very popular in Japan and South Korea, and is becoming popular in America.

    The PNSB's act as reducing agents, ie, antioxidants. So, the break things down by creating antioxidants that eliminate the material over time, as opposed to oxidizing bacteria that makes things putrify and rot. The reduction ability of the PNSB's is why the US military uses the same exact solution as the farmers and humans do, to break down toxic waste from weapons and nuclear power plants.

    Have a look at:

    http://www.rawpaleodiet.org/em/

    http://www.antioxbew.com/

    1. Re:Same Microbes Make You And Your Food Healthy by panurge · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I would label this "troll" but I don't think it's meant to be. The writer talks about a "total revolution" but if it is I suspect it is beginning with one step. Both the sites mentioned are fringe ("degreed scientist and mystic" being one author's self description) though the first one does at least admit that what is being recommended is contrary to safety and environmental legislation in many places. The first site is also full of the vague alternative approach to marketing speak, with illdefined claims and a lot of words that don't seem to get anywhere near the subject. Personally, when I read the words "bacteria" and "synergistic" in the same sentence, I think of MRSA rather than organic farming.

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  38. More importantly by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

    How many cubits is it?

  39. Re:Nuclear energy is clean by BrainInAJar · · Score: 1

    I read somewhere that even coal burning plants release MUCH more uranium ion into the air than a a nuclear plant does. Coal is dirty. It gets bits of uranium/radium/whatever in it.
    But with nuclear plants they store the radioactive waste somewhere. Coal plants pump it in to the atmosphere.

  40. Re:Nuclear energy is clean by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Right. The radioactive waste is pumped into the atmosphere to join with all the other background radioactive waste already floating around. Net result - insignificant increase in atmospheric radioactive material.

    But when the nuclear waste leaks from containers at the waste disposal site, it creeps into the soil and ground water contaminating it for thousands of years and rendering the environment unsuitable for human life.

    Choose your poison, brain.

  41. Duh by fritter · · Score: 4, Funny

    As I've learned from Saturday morning television, there has been an answer for this for years. You combine the power of the five rings to form Captain Planet, and he cleans up the nuclear waste and puts the perpetrators in jail. Sheesh, you'd think these so-called "intelligent" scientists could be bothered to turn on the TV every once in an while.

    1. Re:Duh by Txiasaeia · · Score: 1
      Or read the paper...

      "That boy's heed is the size of Sputnik!"

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  42. radioactive waste? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Radioactivity doesn't just go away... it is not a chemical reaction, but physical instability in the nucleus of the uranium.. This may chemically break down uranium... but still. the microbes will be exposed to toxic amounts of radiation (by human standards). This is what is dangerous about uranium... where as it may be toxic as a chemical it is also radioactively toxic. the microbes might be able to break it all down into uranite. but it seems they are only dealing w/ microbes as a way to chemcially treat stable uranium...

    still doesn't solve the question of radioactive waste does it?

    1. Re:radioactive waste? by confused+one · · Score: 1

      Actually this isn't so bad. There's lots of stable uranium on Earth anyway. Uranium is actually a naturally occuring element here that's surprisingly common... We've released some of it in a soluble form. The bacteria just lock it back up (like it was to begin with).

  43. Done before... by Keighvin · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This was done before on a test site near the Hanford nuclear facility in Washington (state), US. Only with that, they used the population of microbes already in the area that needed methane in order to properly metabolize the contaminated elements. They pumped a continuous stream of methane into the ground to help the microbes thrive and do their job, and when finished simply turned it off and let them return to natural levels.

    A simple control mechanism such as that, especially using elements already found in nature, will be far more acceptable to the general public (fed on many a recent techno-thriller) as well as the tin-foil-beanie crowd (though just barely).

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    1. Re:Done before... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sorry for the AC-post. first post in two years. :)

      it's allready been done in a way more close to what's suggested in the article. and that is in former eastern germany. in southern saxony in an area called erzgebirge (mentioned in pulp fiction *cough*) the russians mined for uranium quite a lot to build their first atom bombs in the 50s (lasting until the late 80s). as you can imagine enviromental issues were not top priority. so we have huge heaps of radioactive mining waste scattered around here. to decontaminate them bacteria were and are used since the mid of the 90s from the follow up mining company (which is called wismut ag). as far as i know the technology has allready been exported to other countries.

      sadly i can only provide a link in german. if somebody more fond with publication habits of german scientist stumbles across this post - please post a follow up with an english link if you feel like it. :)

      greetings from the erzgebirge

      andreas

      p.s. i'm *not* glowing - not even in absolute darkness

  44. Ok, let me understand... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The microbe drinks water+uranium, then pees water and evacuates solid uranium.

    Great... then what? Does it just lives forever there or could it carry its radiation outside?

    Oh, it is genetically programmed to die? Good.

    But, what if some environmental condition provoked further genetic changes? Like radiation, for instance.

    Then it wouldn't die, would it?

  45. Make more bullets instead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    At the rate GWB is starting wars around the world we won't have any need for these microbes. Just convert all that pesky radioactive waste into armor piercing DU ammunition and fire it at those turd-world Muslimaniac turban-wearing loonies from Iraqastan who are always screwing around with our oil.

    1. Re:Make more bullets instead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How the hell did OUR oil get under their desert?

  46. Re:Nuclear energy is clean by bm_luethke · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Oak ridge has tought us very many things, of those nuclear power is unclean is not one of them.

    First, the ecology of the area is quite robust. A lot of wildlife - on the road into the lab deer are populated enough that nearly two are killed every week crossing the road, turkey's have become so overpopulated that they are opening the preservation up for hunting (previously only animals large enough to damage property were allowed to hunt), and Melton Hill lake is swimable and the fish are edible (above a certain point - though that point is for bacterial not nuclear).

    Also Oak ridges issue, as stated in the article, is from the 40's and 50's when they thought that putting the waste in barrels at the bottom of a pond was good enough, or pouring stuff on the ground was good. As far as I know that is not standard practice today. This has to do with nuclear bomb production back in the early days, it's not even relevent to current weapons research (which is produces much worse waste than a power plant).

    Oak Risge still produces some of the most radioactive stuff in the world (at the HFIR http://www.ornl.gov/hfir/hfirhome.html ) and does so qutie safely - I've looked in the holding tank at stuff glowing quite brightly (medical isotopes being produced) so it is definatly on going production.

    Modern plants are quite efficient and do not produce near the waste that they used to - in fact, a large portion of thier material is recyclable back into the plant or into other useful materials. Coal is MUCH worse for the environment than nuclear power. Total impact - with materials cost, waste, and output - nuclear plants are one of, if not the best, solutions for power in all geographical areas.

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  47. Hmmm... by linuxwrangler · · Score: 2, Funny

    This story was on SF Gate 2 weeks ago and I submitted it that day. The weird thing is that my submission was and still is listed as accepted but the story was never posted. Now it finally shows up.

    Maybe the microbes had to chew through some bowel obstructions to allow the accepted stories to clear through. :)

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  48. CORRECTION and REFERENCE SOURCES by Keighvin · · Score: 1

    Sorry for the caps, need this to get more attention than the parent post. This was not done in Hanford, but rather at the Savannah River Site in South Carolina (dunno how I confused'em).

    PBS did a special on this in their "Intimate Strangers" series on microbes - so titled because they're everywhere and represent a major interdependency but largely unacknowledged.

    A summary of that particular episode is at: http://www.pbs.org/opb/intimatestrangers/newage/bi oremediation.html

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  49. Re:Nuclear energy is clean by BrainInAJar · · Score: 1

    Actually, this isn't just "a few extra gamma rays coming from the sky" this is "large amounts of concentrated nuclear ion (like Iodine, which has this pesky quality of jamming itself in your thyroid and never leaving) being released into the lower (read: breathable) part of the atmosphere"

  50. Re:Nuclear energy is clean by Guardian+Hacker · · Score: 3, Insightful

    As has already been stated, Oak Ridge was a VERY unique situation.... in Dr. Richard Feynman's The Pleasure of Finding Things Out, he recalls that Oak Ridge didn't even know what they were doing until well into the project, when Los Alamos got authorization to tell them.

    Moreover, nuclear energy is clean... and I'm certainly not an anti-environmentalist. As long as it is handled properly, nuclear energy is a very safe and efficient (not to mention cool) method for producing electricity.
    [Note: calling nuclear energy 'cool' greatly adds to my credibility]

    Maybe if people stopped trying to generate a stigma around nuclear power plants we could spend our efforts making them safer and more efficient, rather than simply fighting for their existence. Unfortunately, the average Joe knows only three things about nuclear energy:
    1. It makes bombs go boom
    2. It's baaaaad and kills everyone
    2. It's just like in the movies

  51. http://65.30.133.145/images/kevin/ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  52. Re:Nuclear energy is clean by BWJones · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Nuclear energy IS clean.

    And don't forget that burning coal high in uranium can release into the atmosphere as much radiation every day as was released by the Three Mile Island leak. Just look to the big coal plant in central Utah for an example.

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  53. Re:http://65.30.133.145/images/crystal/ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Damn, where did you pick up that ugly whore? Is she related to Kate Fent?

  54. Re:Nuclear energy is clean by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ignorance is a stupid excuse for an excuse.

    Think clearly. If they did not know whether it was dangerous, they should have been cautious. It was obvious, even then, that radioactivity causes health problems. Stopping the Nazis was important, too.

  55. Re:Nuclear energy is clean by shepd · · Score: 3, Informative

    >If Oak Ridge has taught us anything, it's that even the best laid plans can end up destroying the ecology of an area.

    Extending this logic, sitting in a parked car on your driveway for your entire lifetime will mean that you will have at least 2 or 3 car accidents.

    Perhaps you should read something about the world's safest nuclear reactors; reactors so safe there are no deaths as a direct cause of it being a nuclear reactor? Even the Sierra Club doesn't seem to have any serious dirt on this reactor, apart from weapons sales blunders. Search for it yourself!

    Hmmmm, zero deaths vs. many. Hard to decide. Perhaps if I were anti-people it'd be easier. You aren't anti-people, are you?

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  56. Until they mutate by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Same deal with antibiotics, or any other organism and the cruel cruel world. That's how life works -- more organisms are born they can survive, the ones with bad mutations don't survive under "normal" conditions, but when conditions change, normal and abnormal swap places, the ones that used to live die, and some of the ones that used to die now live.

  57. Well, since we all know about microbes... by Peterus7 · · Score: 1
    We've all seen enough Godzilla, twilight zone, Marvel comics, or old school GI Joe to know what happens when you mix microbes and radioactivity bad things happen, so it might not be such a good idea.

    But there are a lot of people out there who think having radioactive symbols on their case mods is a cool idea, why not give them a reason to have that radioactive symbol: RADIOACTIVE CPUS! They fry everything, including living flesh, but they're definitely the hottest thing on the market! No cooling fan will cool this down!

    And I know enough spider man geeks that I know I could make good money off of selling them radioactive material and spiders...

    Or of course the US could try to sell it to some of these third world countries so they'll have some WMDs for the next war!

    Hey, I know some poor college students who don't have heating in their rooms, they could use this! I'm sure they don't mind, if they ddon't die from the radiation, there's always the cafeteria food...

    And I'm sure you could make some mean cell phones using some sort of radioactive waste battery type thing... I mean, people are already paranoid about the radiation, why not validate those fears?

  58. Um, depleted? by Rhinobird · · Score: 1

    Wy would you use depletede uranium to make your reactor rods? Most other nuclear rods use enriched uranium.

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  59. What about long term effects... by ChilyWily · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Both on the microbes themselves (who may mutate or develop into something quite different) and the containment of the microbes themselves? What happens if they escape into an uncontrolled environment (I'm thinking on the lines of the killer bees)? The problem is alternate _safe_ sources of energy not microbes to cleanup the mess. Why not put this much effort into wind/solar technology and eliminate the need for such stuff to begin with?

  60. Here's a site. by Population · · Score: 4, Informative

    http://www.dtra.mil/news/fact/nw_hnforce.html

    They were "airburst" nukes. That means that there isn't as much contaminated material as there would be if the fireball contacted the earth.

    With an airburst, the contamination can be washed away. Even though this only moves the residual contamination to another area.

    If this had been a groundburst, there would have been a lot more radiation contamination to clean up.

  61. Groundwater Bioremediation of Hydrocarbons by npendleton · · Score: 5, Informative

    Groundwater is poluted by engine oil, petrol, and jp5 jet fuel leaking from storage tanks in all 50 states and every country on the globe.

    Hydrocarbon groundwater pollution is a much more widespread problem than soluable uranium. People with water wells 10 miles from Miami International Airport (MIA) can smell JP5 jet fuel in their well water. This is clear cut opportunity for bioremediation. People store and therefore leak hydrocarbons where they can and do use them.

    As population and water needs rise, and supply dwindles, the US Federal Government has been forced to act. In the 1990's, to reduce the hydrocarbon pollution of groundwater, the US Government forced every gas station (petrol filling station) to dig up every storage tank and the soils surrounding the tank, and leave the dirt in piles to "off gas" the hydro carbons for months. And after off gassing, station owners had to replace the tanks with less leaky modern tanks.

    Because water is essential for life, yet difficult to move economically, there will be increased border wars and politcal fights to control rivers and aquafers. We are watching a war for control of the oil rich country of Iraq. We will see similar fights and politcal disputes for control of rivers and dams on many international rivers. We will also see a marked rise in the trade of grain, one of the few water intensive commodities that can be traded economically.

    All of this spells a golden opportunity for bioremediation of hydrocarbons, to help cities, farms, and countries to improve supply of potable water.

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    1. Re:Groundwater Bioremediation of Hydrocarbons by confused+one · · Score: 1

      I seem to recall that this solution is available (or maybe they're working on it. ) So, I'd have to ask "Why aren't they using it yet?" or suggest you check into it and present it to the appropriate people up the political food chain.

  62. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  63. INFORMATIVE??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Best.

    Modding.

    EVAR!

    I amuse myself.

  64. Re:Nuclear energy is clean by heli0 · · Score: 1

    "I'm all for alternative energy sources, but nuclear is one source that is too hot too handle."

    France produces 78% of their electricity generation from nuclear power. Is it your assertion that the French are "anti-environmentalists"? Eventually coal, petroleum and natural gas supplies will all be exhausted. The only viable alternative to supply the world's energy needs is nuclear.

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  65. --- HEY MODS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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  66. Re:Nuclear energy is clean by helix400 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've lived in Oak Ridge. Very nice area...very clean for Eastern Tennessee standards. Lots of trees, rivers, etc. Everything was very professional, and I never heard of any problems regarding radioactive waste. Heck, even their speed limit signs have kilometers per hour on them!

    In contrast, travel 10 miles outside of Oak Ridge back in the redneck hills, and you'll see all sorts of trash. Empty motor oil bottles, dead batteries, lighter fluid containers, etc, all sitting in the middle of streams. Seeing that, the *last* thing you'll ever think is "Did Oak Ridge dump a few pounds of radioactive waste in the ground?" Worst of all, these redneck towns still keep their speed limit signs in miles per hour!!!!

    By the way, Oak Ridge National Labratory did a very nice study comparing the huge amounts of radioactive emissions from coal power plants compared to nuclear powered plants. Check it out here: http://www.ornl.gov/ORNLReview/rev26-34/text/colma in.html

  67. Nuclear+Bioterrorism? by InfiniteWisdom · · Score: 2, Funny

    So do we end up with a bunch or radioactive microbes then? Now you can have nuclear+bioterrorism all rolled in one easy-to-deploy package!!!

  68. Re:Nuclear energy is clean by 1u3hr · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    average Joe knows only three things about nuclear energy:
    1. It makes bombs go boom
    2. It's baaaaad and kills everyone

    Is Joe wrong in thinking that? Why does Iran want nuclear power when it has oceans of oil? Not to mention Pakistan, India, N Korea, Israel, South Africa -- they want[ed] nuclear technology because it can go boom.

    It's just like in the movies [link to the China Syndrome]

    What does Joe think about Chernobyl?

    Actually, I'm not against nuclear power on principle, but it is a huge risk, not so much for waste, but that it easily segues into nuclear weapons.

  69. Reactor Varieties by Mark_MF-WN · · Score: 1

    Considering all nuclear reactors together may be rash. Aren't Canadian, Russian, and American nuclear reactors all quite different? For starters, I know that American reactors can't explode, the way Russian reactors could (Chernobyl anyone?) . They experience "meltdowns" instead, although I don't think it's ever happened.

    Canadian reactors use weapons grade plutonium and uranium, rather than whatever it is that other reactors use (which is how India and Pakistan got their hands on nuclear material -- from nuclear reactors bought from Canada). I remember there was a big fuss during the Clinton administration, because the plutonium and uranamium from a number of decomissioned nuclear weapons was going to be shipped to Canada, and people on both sides of the border weren't too keen on that.

    So -- as far as environmentally friendliness is concerned, how do the different types of reactors stack up?

    1. Re:Reactor Varieties by jericho4.0 · · Score: 2, Informative
      Chernobyl did not explode, it had a partial meltdown. No reactor can explode, in the sense that a nuclear weapon explodes.

      Canadian reactors (Candus) do not use weapon grade plutonium and uranium, but they do produce (concentrate) it, like most reactors in most countries.

      Other than the factual errors, youre post is correct :-). Differences in design of reactors can have a big impact of saftey. Any reactor being built today is probably incapable of a full meltdown.

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    2. Re:Reactor Varieties by canajin56 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Canadian reactors can be used to burn weapons grade plutonium and uranium, if mixed in with their regular fuel (That is a simplification) During the Clinton administration, they wanted to do this to dispose of a bunch of US nukes, but as you say, nobody wanted it shipped anywhere near THEM. There is also the issue of security: A terrorist would LOVE to get his hands on some disassembled nuclear weapons.

      But generally, plutonium is not burnt in Candu reactors. They usually run on unenriched uranium. This saves the environment because the enrichment process is very polluting, but it also means more plutonium in the waste. Less waste, but longer lasting.

      Another environmentally friendly feature of a Candu reactor is that, rather than having carbon rods to absorb the neutrons and control the chain reacton, the reacton relies on a medium of heavy water, and is controlled that way. To shut down an American reactor, all of the control rods must be fully inserted. But if the reaction has progressed to far, this may not be enough. In a Candu reactor, it can be shut down by draining the heavy water from between the fuel rods. Without the medium to slow the neutrons, the reactron cannot progress. In the event of a catastrophic safety failure, where the system does NOT drain the reactor, the very act of overheating and rupturing the housing would drain the medium away (In theory, it hasn't happened yet, that I know of) thus stopping the reacton.

      They are, however, water cooled, so you end up with thermal pollution of the lake you are on. But not radioactive pollution, since the water used to turn the turbines is a closed system, and the external water is only used to cool the steam, which is not sufficantly radioactive to contaminate the coolant water in any appreciable way, AFAIK.

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    3. Re:Reactor Varieties by Aglassis · · Score: 5, Informative

      You said: "Canadian reactors use weapons grade plutonium and uranium, rather than whatever it is that other reactors use (which is how India and Pakistan got their hands on nuclear material -- from nuclear reactors bought from Canada). I remember there was a big fuss during the Clinton administration, because the plutonium and uranamium from a number of decomissioned nuclear weapons was going to be shipped to Canada, and people on both sides of the border weren't too keen on that."

      Canadian reactors are not initially fueled with plutonium. They are just not highly enriched (where the fraction of the isotope U-235, which occurs 0.7% naturally, is increased). The consequence of this is that in order to have a self-sustaining chain reaction (criticality), the neutron flux must be higher. This is because the Candu reactor uses slow-fission which utilizes U-235 as a fuel and not U-238. In order for the core to remain critical (where on average one neutron from a fission event goes on to cause another fission vice being absorbed by another nucleus or escaping the boundary of the core) it has to be very large size and have a very high neutron flux (as compared to a more enriched core which could be smaller and have a lower neutron flux and stay critical).

      One consequence of a core with a very high neutron flux is that U-238 can absorb a neutron (which is helped because the core utilizes slow fission unlike a nuclear bomb), become U-239, undergo 2 beta decays and form Pu-239. Pu-239 can also undergo fission like U-235 and be used as a fuel (odd numbered atomic mass numbers of very heavy elements will undergo slow fission but even numbers will not). This is one of the reasons why natural uranium and thorium (which would produce U-233) could potentially create more fuel over time in the reactor (as the U-235 is depleted). Since it is much easier to make a nuclear bomb from plutonium than the brute force method of seperating U-235 from natural uranium this is obviously a potential threat for nuclear weapons poliferation around the world if these reactors are sold.

      You asked: "So -- as far as environmentally friendliness is concerned, how do the different types of reactors stack up?"

      When you think about environmental friendliness there is short term safety (immediate event of casuality) and long term (groundwater and storage of waste) concerns.

      In the short term the major concerns are preventing the reactor from breaking and spilling its fission fragments (which is the VERY highly radioactive waste in a reactor compared to everything else which is relatively lowly radioactive), and if it does break, by containing it. Preventing the reactor from breaking is pretty much controlled by good engineering practice of operating it and by competent design. If we've learned anything from the Chernobyl accident, the least of which is that *only* the people who are trained to operate and know the most about the reactor should be allowed to do any test (or any operation for that matter). Once management steps in and decides that they know how to operate the reactor better than the operators themselves, there is a serious problem. Containment is much simpler. You put up several barriers to prevent radioactive fission gasses from escaping. The final one, the most obvious one, is the cement dome that covers nuclear power plants. But other methods of containment are also useful, such as the pebble bed design where each fuel particle is encased in a ceramic sphere that can contain all fission product gases ever produced by that particle. In the worst case accident the particle will not melt or lose any of its ability to hold the gasses. Future reactors will be much safer due to designs like this (in fact the NRC has rated some as requiring "no evacuations under any accident condition", meaning that they don't think a meltdown can occur).

      For long term concerns, continuous sampling and monitoring as well as storage of radioactive waste are the concerns. As long as there is

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    4. Re:Reactor Varieties by VCAGuy · · Score: 1
      Chernobyl did not explode, it had a partial meltdown.

      I hate to be a nit-picker (but it's early and I haven't had my coffee, so forgive me), but Chernobyl experienced a "partial core meltdown with significant offsite issues." Essentially, it suffered a steam explosion that ruptured the core and what little (try nonexistent) containment the reactor had. Chernobyl #4 was an RBMK-1000 type reactor and what occurred was a shutdown of the cooling system under low power. RBMK type reactors are unstable at low power because of their positive-void coefficient and graphite moderation...the reactor experienced a power surge which caused the remaining cooling water to flash to steam and cause the explosion. CANDU (Canadian heavy-water moderated reactors), PWR (Pressurized Water Reactors--used mostly in the US), BWR (Boiling Water Reactors--used mostly in the US), and VVER (Russian PWR) and not subject to this type of accident due to their negative void coefficient and non-graphite moderation systems.

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  70. Re:Nuclear energy is clean by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    We think that 1 soldier a day dying in Iraq is so bad, whereas that death rate is lower than the murder rate in Washington,D.C. or close to it.

    You know, back in 2001 I used to argue that this 9/11 attack wasn't a big deal. If we make a conservative estimate of one 9/11 attack per year, we're looking at numbers comparable to swimming pool deaths. So we should spend as much money on this as we spend each year to keep people from drowning in swimming pools.

    I didn't get very far with that argument. The quantitative risk in deaths per year isn't always the appropriate thing to be concerned with.

    One soldier dying in Iraq IS bad. It's not that I think there's a risk of myself or someone I know dying in Iraq, and I'm more likely to be killed by a giant meteorite. But keep in mind that the figures reported by the media are the combat deaths. The number of noncombat deaths in Iraq is similar (jeeps flipping over, etc.). If you've noticed, not many people are making a big deal about the noncombat deaths compared to the combat deaths even though the risk assessment for both is about the same.

    We expected the noncombat deaths. We were told to expect a smooth, orderly transfer of power, cheers from liberated Iraqis, lots of cheap oil, and a flowering of democracy across the region. In a large operation like that, you'd expect some car accidents, and friendly fire incidents. What you would not expect is a steady trickle of combat deaths. Each one underscores the fact that we were lied to.

  71. Re:Nuclear energy is clean by Aglassis · · Score: 1

    You said: "Actually, I'm not against nuclear power on principle, but it is a huge risk, not so much for waste, but that it easily segues into nuclear weapons."

    The genie is out of the bottle and isn't going back in. Its not really rational for us to stop using nuclear power for electricity and research because other countries are independently developing WMD with it.

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  72. Here's one I could do with remembering by Pinguu · · Score: 0

    Criddle will be working with several bacteria
    Note to self: co workers.

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  73. This story is actually.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the trailer for Half-Life 2, you can't fool me

  74. What is wrong here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    * less expensive
    * Clean: no polution
    * less radiation than coal burning, unless you go swimming in the waste pools

    1. Re:What is wrong here? by decoder · · Score: 1

      Nuclear waste is not considered pollution because it is entirely contained in the pools and then can be stored away. There is waste to deal with, as I mentioned, but since it does not go into the atmosphere, it does not affect have negative affects on the environment that coal burning does.

    2. Re:What is wrong here? by confused+one · · Score: 1

      The key is: less radiation released into the air. Coal burning actually releases more radioactive material into the air (from the smoke stacks) than does a nuclear plant. The waste products from a reactor aren't generally considered pollution -- they're considered waste; and are well contained (generally)

  75. Re:Nuclear energy is clean by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Also don't forget that coal is a natural purifier and conlector of trace minerals and that when you burn coal it releases these trace elements into the enviroment. That includes a amount of radioactive elements.

    A coal plant produces more radiation then a nuclear one. :)

    Nuclear energy is magnificant. Radioactive waste is the only bad thing from it. Even the long island disaster is overhyped a thousand times over it's actual impact on the local enviroment, which is practicly nill. You get more radiation from the soil then was released from that accident. This world is naturally radioactive, you breath in and out radioactive materials continiously... As long as the amount we produce doesn't exeed that which is produced naturally, we don't have a problem.

    The russian nuclear reactor that blew was a problem for 2 reasons. one: It was obsolete, two: it's "waste" was used to create nuclear grade plutonium. Not exactly safe.

    And once spaceflight becomes a reality, we can simply launch all that crap up on the moon, which gets more nuclear radiation from the sun then anything we can hope to produce in a million years.

    All in all the only reason it remains to "hot" to touch is thru ignorance and BS being produced from those who hold beleifs that include the sentience of trees and the wisdom of not bathing and using deoderant and are generally socialists in the maxism bent.

  76. Re:Nuclear energy is clean by verayh · · Score: 1

    Yeap, you're right on the mark here. People who are (often) uneducated on the realities of the nuclear industry are very quick to damn new nuclear energy production sites. Unfortunately for our world, these people often have loud voices and large purses, and so other uninformed populaces believe them. I used to work at Oak Ridge, and frankly, the radiation levels I worked around were often less than the standard background radiation (I was working at the accelerator lab too :) I saw more human rubbish on the roads than anything affected by adverse radiation levels.

    I happily live in another country nowadays, which has just recently made the very smart and informed decision to commission a new nuclear power plant to meet the needs of industry here. More power to this country, because not only do they protect the environment by reducing the amount of coal fired plants needed (and thereby reduce the amount of acid rain produced) but they also protect one of their prime industries: forestry!

    As for using microbes to *eat* up our nuclear wastes - I don't have as much training on biology as I do physics, so if the people who are into this area can give some constructive criticism, I would be very happy to throw in my view point. My expertise is nuclear physics - and there I can make some value judgements. That is - its safe, clean, and modern technologies make it that way - not the technologies of the 50's and 60's (where in some cases we are still haveto pay the price of cleaning up that era's messes!)

  77. Re:Nuclear energy is clean by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perhaps you should ask Greenpeace and the crew of the Rainbow Warrior if the French are anti-environmentalist?

    Thomas Dz.

  78. Re:Nuclear energy is clean by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    more people in the USA die in a year from car accidents than have ever died world-wide from radiation exposure.

    I don't know the statistics, but are you aware that the number of deaths from Chernobal ( sp? ) is certainly in the tens ( if not hundreds ) of thousands. Even today, it is the norm - not the exception - for children in the affected areas to suffer from cancers.

    Americans (or perhaps humans in general) do a really lousy job in assessing risk.

    This usualy stems from ignorance.

  79. Re:Nuclear energy is clean by Guardian+Hacker · · Score: 1

    I had intended to make the coal vs nuclear claim in my original post, but when I was looking for a link to provide, I stumbled upon this.

  80. I know an old lady who swallowed a fly by PaddyM · · Score: 1

    I just don't want to catch nuclear flesh-eating bacteria.

  81. Re:Nuclear energy is clean by Dr+Reducto · · Score: 1

    Yeah, the ironic thing about Iraq was, is that our Army is so good, we are better at killing OURSELVES, than the enemy is at killing us.

  82. I live in Oak Ridge, I work at the National Labs. by nicodemus05 · · Score: 5, Informative
    I agree completely with the people who are saying that there is a thriving ecosystem around the lab. I'm looking out my window right now, and I see geese, swans, ducks, a groundhog, wild turkeys, and a bunch of starlings. There are deer corpses along Bethel Valley Road (a 10 mile or so stretch from downtown Oak Ridge, if it can be described as such, through the lab campus) nearly every morning, a tribute to the growth potential of a population shielded by armed guards from predators and rednecks with rifles.

    What those who speak in praise of the city haven't mentioned is that the swan pond that I'm looking at is surrounded by a fence, that you can't fish anywhere downstream of the labs for miles and miles, and that there are still barrels of STUFF that we don't even know exist buried around the countryside. Sure, on the surface things are fine, but that's because the heavy metals have long since sunken into the earth.

    It's not like the situation hasn't gotten infinitely better since the initial mismanagement of the lab (alluded to by a previous poster and by Richard Feynmann's 'The Pleasure of Finding Things Out'). We built an onsite waste management facility, as part of the cleanup led by Bechtel Jacobs. It was a step in the right direction for the lab, as it allows us not only to repair damage already done, but to prevent causing further harm to the environment as research on radioactive materials continues. (side note: we prefer the term 'rare isotope'... It doesn't scare the populace). The cleanup process was not painless, as this proposal by Bechtel Jacobs (the company leading the multi-billion dollar effort) and article from the Knoxville News-Sentinel indicate. We're nearly done, though. Occasionally something surprises us, but the situation's better than it was.

    So, on to the article at last... These microbes don't have a huge utility value here, but they have great potential. Chernobyl, anyone? If there's another uncontained meltdown, these little buggers can be deployed almost immediately (via aerosol spray delivered in an overfly by crop dusters) to begin to counteract the fatal seep of irradiated cadmium and contaminated nickel. It's not of use now, but it's a valuable tool to have in our box.

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  83. What else can these bugs eat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've always wondered about terraforming Venus by seeding its clouds with a bioengineered microbe/alga/yeast etc that can metabolize carbon dioxide and sulfur compounds into something solid.

    There's plenty of energy to work with, and the bugs wouldn't have to survive at surface temperature/pressure: they'd start high in the atmosphere at first (balancing light against heat/pressure) and gradually eat their way down to the ground.

    It's be a dusty planet, but more useful than it is now. (Sorry about those amazing "inferno lichens" we starved/froze.) Also a good example of an induced ecological catastrophe on a planetary scale.

  84. Hooray for transmutation of elements by delmoi · · Score: 2, Informative

    Well, I think this Slashdot headline is a little misleading, it makes it sound like these microbes are somehow removing radioactive material, which is obviously impossible. You can't change one elemental isotope into another one with any chemical reaction (which means no biological reaction either)

    What they're doing is changing one molecule involving uranium (which is water soluble) into another molecule involving uranium (which isn't). Everything stays just as radioactive, but not dissolved in water.

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  85. Huh? by delmoi · · Score: 1

    What's wrong with Hiroshima or Nagasaki?

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  86. Some guys will try to get ANYTHING drunk... by Demodian · · Score: 1

    Criddle's uranium experiments involve lowering the acidity of the microbes' environment and nourishing them with ethanol to "get them all happy," as Criddle says. Doing so encourages them to go to work on the uranium by reducing oxides of the radioactive uranium and thereby rendering them insoluble.

    What will the microbes consume for the eventual hangover?

  87. News Flash: Redmond, WA, Disappears by pmz · · Score: 1

    Don't let these toxin-eating microbes get anywhere near western Washington state! Remember the last scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark? They'd need to bring in even more microbes to clean up after the first ones.

  88. You already got them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Up your but(t)! You got all the microbes eating your faeces away.

  89. I have spray microbes already... by WaxParadigm · · Score: 1

    Actually, I have some "oil and grease cleaner" from griots garage (http://www.griotsgarage.com/catalog.jsp?&SKU=1112 8) that uses microbes to eat oil.

    You just spray on an oil spot (say, on a painted garage floor), or kitchen counter, or when you get greese in clothes, let it sit for 5-15 minutes (keeping wet). The microbes consume the oil-based stuff and produce water-soluable waste so you can just mop/wash it right out.

    Kinda pricy, but works well.

  90. Re:Nuclear energy is clean by MrLint · · Score: 1

    indeed it is. however caution often takes precedence over caution and even knowledge.

  91. ++Cons by Cybrr · · Score: 1

    Dirty bombs & nuclear weapons.

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  92. OT sig comment by sharkdba · · Score: 1
    if (sleep = = false){

    sheep++;

    }
    Since the above will only execute once, it won't guarantee desired result (sleep). This is better:
    while(!sleep){
    sheep++;
    }
    You could also argue for a sleep check, but it could be set in a different thread.

    Gee, I must be bored or something...:)
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  93. Doesn't anyone care about the microbes? by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 1

    Better not tell PETA.

  94. LIE! - Nuclear energy is clean by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You repeat this lie over and over again but nothing will clean up the radiation of nuclear energy. It release radition during mining, fuel prep, during the generation, and most of all it create terriblity radioactive waste that will be hot for 100,000 years or more. No economic comparsion can be complete with factoring the cost of taking care of this crap for 100,000 years AND that will probably be the most expense thing in human history. The nuclear lobby has managed to dump this cost on our government and to add insult to injury, they have a special exemption from libility. So, it al-Queda did manage to blast open a containment vessel and engineer a meltdown or even if it was an accident on the scale that one in the Ukraine, no one is libel. You can't sue and your insurance will not cover it.

    Nuclear is dirty as hell and the nuclear energy is full of lying scum bags.

    What about wind power? What about solar?