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  1. oh my god on Individual Atom Memory Created · · Score: 0

    this is totally ridicilous
    what if I found three hundred flying goats, I wouldn't tell anyone. They'd think I'm fucked up or something.
    Revealing the secret about my love to giraffes might plant a retarded status in my aura.
    Got my point?
    Yes, which dumbfuck would go out with this, unless he or she wants publicity, with the possibility to be laughed at as well.

  2. HOKE on Dell No Longer Selling Systems w/o Microsoft OS · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    i agree with myself, that was a good bye

  3. Re:Kennedy was a Communist. on HP Marries Inkjet and Robotic Technology to Cool Chips · · Score: 0

    I wonder if your pubic hair is wet lOoOOoOOooool todhsals

  4. Re:The Ocean on A Bucketful of Oceanic Science Mysteries · · Score: 0

    does that include lipsticks?

  5. Re:am I missing something? please help on Hubble Snaps Pix Of Dying Supernova · · Score: 0

    listen you are NOT going to question another thing. how would you feel if you came with interesting fact and your friends just corrected you EVERY SINGLE TIME. now eat that foot, mister know-it-all.

  6. it's gonna happen! on What Would Happen If the Moon Crashed To Earth? · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    there sure is possibility for the moon to crash on Earth, I calculated a bit and figured that if the man on the moon (let's call him Kuk) finds a woman on the moon, Kuk will probably get children.
    An evolution on the moon will begin, and after many many (and so on) years, Kuk's sonson (and so on) probably comes to rocket science, rebuilding the moon to a big kamikaze vehicle.
    It's possible, and it will happen if we don't stop it. We must DESTROY the moon before it's too late, no let Kuk breed.

  7. Re:first vegan post! on The Wireless Arcade · · Score: 0

    'TIS BE (chorus) {
    :hi
    nop();
    goto hi;
    }

    I eat my dinner.
    I fetch my mails.
    I eat my dinner.
    I fetch my mails.

    (chorus)

    I lick my toes.
    Sleep all night long.
    I lick my toes.
    Sleep all night long.

    (chorus)

    Granma knitting socks for me.
    Taking pills.
    Granma knitting socks for me.
    Taking pills.

    (chorus)
    (chorus)

    It goes along with the polka-alike schnitzelmidi

  8. Re:Great! on The Wireless Arcade · · Score: 0

    Maybe not fot GBA, but when someone mention Game Boy, I (and probably others too) think of Pokemon in the first hand, and I wouldn't dare to say that disgeekedadults enjoy pokemon that much.

    but anyways, playing games on your cellphones mainly suck. you should talk in the phone, not play on it.. you have game boys for that!
    it was cool when I saw snake for the very first time, but it's just getting.. phoney now.
    I say NAY to combine phones and games.

    I wouldn't like to be a parent trying to call my son who's playing pokemon on his phone so he can't answer.
    I SAY NAY NAY NAY

  9. Re:first vegan post! on The Wireless Arcade · · Score: 0

    *clap clap* AHOY but I thoughts trolling vegans belonged to Krosnax!

  10. Re:Skeletor on Geeky Child Names? · · Score: 0

    it could be a good name, for the records.. if you're going to throw him in the river afterwards of course.
    or if you're more into necrophilia than I am ;D

  11. the ultimate name on Geeky Child Names? · · Score: 0

    "Kom Eet Fod", can't be all wrong for an eastern being? :)

    Or the even better name - "You There", your child doesn't even have to bother if someone blames him/her.

    If your mouth is ducttaped, don't use vowels. Try "klrfzzzbsng" or lookalike names.

    dat's all from Ahmad's namehelping

  12. Re:what the hell? on Can You Hear Me Now? · · Score: 1

    I hope he died :D don't you too?

  13. Re:UUH on News Sites Getting to Know You · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    please
    why?

    KISSES // Ahmad

  14. Re:First Goat! on Moon Rock Winds Up In Court · · Score: 1

    I don't get your point
    But I believe it has something to do with trolls!

  15. Re:Forget the moon rocks! Let's POLKA!!! on Moon Rock Winds Up In Court · · Score: 1

    NICHT FURSHTEN :(
    do bist eine schwartskopf?
    ich libe dich!
    guten tag!

  16. Re:Forget the moon rocks! Let's POLKA!!! on Moon Rock Winds Up In Court · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    my name is ahmad
    me likes your song