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Geeky Child Names?
kerrys_1999 asks: "Good friends have just given birth to their first child, Ashton Tate Rogers, named after the heroes of dBase 3. I know Dr Bob, a Delphi fanatic, has children called Erik Mark Pascal and Natasha Louise Delphine.
Finally there's the story that Robin Williams named his daughter Zelda after the legendary video games. Anybody know more?"
I dunno, but my second son is gonna be called Skeletor.
My wife and I have "Kira" marked down as the name of a future daughter - it is short, it doesn't sound artificial, and it is far more unique then, say, Betty or Jackie. We're stumped for good names for boys, though.
One of my all time favorite names, though I can't actually stand the guy, is "Wolf Blitzer". Now that is pretty cool.
How about Saxifrage? It can be abbreviated to 'Sax'.
For those who don't know, its from the terraforming scientist in KSR's Red/Green/Blue mars series.
I've seen the nick Saxifrage registered on some webboards (like space.com's discussion board), but he hasn't been posting lately.
I just think the name is awesome.
D.
You can tell how powerful someone is by the magnitude of the crime they can commit and be able to get away with.
There's always the Zappa kids: Dweezil, Ahmet, and Moon Unit, and of course David Bowies little girl Zowie Bowie.
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There's a fun article on rock stars naming there kids here:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/uk/newsid_4470
Not geeky, but cool nonetheless.
"Moderate drinking can help prevent amputated limbs" -- Abigail Zuger, NYTimes, 12/31/02
What is geeky about the name Ashton?
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Lizards
Konquerors
Marketroids
Marketroids 1998
Snakes
"Human readable"
Borg
Debugging everywhere
Object-functional
Jerks
should be named Awk and Sed!!!
I should have picked out the nickname Demosthenes!Tecumseh.
how about slartibartfast?
Ritchie Kenighan
Secretaries that worked at my wife's firm:
T'Kela
Shardinay (not sure about the spelling on this one)
Both named after what their paraents were drinking the night they were conceived.
Of course, in this crowd we'd get "CodRed" and "Bawls."
Nevermind. This is not the naming scheme you're looking for.
"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly." A. Carlson
I'm gonna name my son Theo!
Somewhere out there is a young woman (probably in her late teens by now) named Xyzzy. Her name is pronounced "ZY-zee," and actually sounds rather feminine.
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Named his daughter Amanda Perl. Amanda is the name of a UNIX backup utility. And Perl should be fairly obvious. He should have named her Ada Perl.
According to ESPN, Nick and Sarah Arena named their new son Joe Louis Arena. A good way to guarantee Red Wings tickets.
My daughter is named after Meg Murry from A Wrinkle in Time by Madeleine L'Engle.
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Linus?
He named his daughter Harley Quinn after Joker's girlfriend from Batman! I guess it's a better name than Catwoman, or Poison Ivy.
Are all named like GNU/John, GNU/Susan, GNU/Michael.
There was a book I read years ago, called "The Ultimate Computer" or something along those lines, and the two hackers in the story went by the handles WORM and SMIK ... for some reason the system was limited to four characters, and words beginning with M were reserved or something like that. SMIK was for "super Mike", IIRC.
Does anyone else remember this?
"Anything is better than IE, and you can quote me on that." -- Wil Wheaton.
I personally always thought Wedge was a cool name ...
-Sean
For girls:
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My oldest daughter's name is Adrienne, but we call her Ada for short at least half the time. I'm the only one in the family that knows who Ada Lovelace was, so I had to explain to my wife why I was so fond of the short name, Ada. Also, once upon a time I was a US DoD programmer writing code in Ada. Still have fond memories of the language.
Kevin Smith named his daughter Harley Quinn.. After The Joker's sidekick, not the motorcycle.
Geeky Enough for ya?
one of my teachers in high school named his daughter ln (natural log), of course his wife thought her name was ellen :)
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my fisrt kid will be call erik or erika, this way he/she can join the conspiracy
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From the Weird Al song Albuquerque, Nathanlial and Super Fly.. I personally prefer the latter, but it'd be great for twins.
Or, how about, Dirk Gentley, Arthur Dent, etc..
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Gnu Foo Gates would be quite a personage ridden with internal conflicts... any Gnu Foo or Foo Gnu is geeky and good, as long as you don't name them Ransom.
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has a friend who named their child Zoe Ophelia Erickson (actually I can't remember the last name, the important thing is it's an "e"). So, the kid's name is recursive a la GNU. Pretty painful huh?
I'm rather partial to Andromeda myself. I just can't figure out a middle name.
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Now that is a cool name.
The spelling is important too!
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But it's a pain in the ass to get an account on a machine that's not yours with that login name!
If you intent to baptize/christen your child, you should use the name of a Saint.
Neo.
Feel that power? That's mah MOUSING FINGER
The popular gorilla exhibit at Boston's Franklin Park Zoo features a baby female gorilla named Kira .. It's still a nice name, but perhaps that's something you would want to know!
The perfect name is "Highlander", possibly with a middle name of Connor or Duncan (Depending on your preference.) This will work especially well if you're last name is MacLoed.
Or, if you're kinda evil, The Kurgan.
Give them another reason to hate you later in their teen age years.
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"My parent is a fucking dipshit and I'm gonna get the crap kicked out of me on the first day of high school"? I think that's a good name to saddle your kid with for the rest of his or her life, since it accurately describes what their situation will be in a scant few years' time.
- A.P.
"Remember when the U.S. had a drug problem, and then we declared a War On Drugs, and now you can't buy drugs anymore?"
My graphic designer cousin named one of his twin daughters Cyan Magenta.
Is it weird in here, or is it just me?
I'm considering naming my firstborn "3.0" instead of the Gatesian "III".
I'm also considering getting a life and choosing a name, instead of defaulting one.
I feel fantastic, and I'm still alive.
Daughter of William P. Lear, inventor of the jet autopilot and of course the Learjet.
I have a dog (A Boston Terrier, photos on my website) named Darwin Charles Loukas, after Charles Darwin. My other dog is named Pepper Two Draper. I had a dog named Pepper when I was a kid. If the Atreides can always have a Duncan Idaho, then I will always have a Pepper.
Future dogs not named Pepper will be named after other scientists. I have Maxwell Clerk Loukas (after James Clerk Maxwell) and Bruno Giordano Loukas (after Giordano Bruno) already reserved. When I need more names, I'll just draw from the large number of scientists with neat names.
If tits were wings it'd be flying around.
zork.
Great Atrocit
Vi and Emacs.
The following is just a sig.
If you voted for Nader, THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!
I can't believe these haven't been mentioned yet- Duncan & Ramirez (not sure about the spellings...)
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
We named our oldest son Jovian, king of the planets. I want to see him go to the stars, since I probably won't. This seemed a good way to get him interested in it early on.
I need my children to support me ;-)
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I thought it was Crystal.....
I have a friend named Pascal. I'm not sure if he was acutally named after the mathematician, but in a similar vein would be Euler (which everybody is sure to mispronounce), Riemann, Dirac, , ...
There's no sig like SIGSEG
Fnord?
Certainly won't be called on in class much.
Hey Taco! Looks like you're using the "infinite monkeys and typewriters" scheme to generate Ask Slashdots again...
duke nukem?
"Kom Eet Fod", can't be all wrong for an eastern being? :)
Or the even better name - "You There", your child doesn't even have to bother if someone blames him/her.
If your mouth is ducttaped, don't use vowels. Try "klrfzzzbsng" or lookalike names.
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Black Jacques Chirac
Am I the only one who finds this inifinitely amusing?
Dante Alexander Johnson.
It's not _exclusively_ classics geek material- there's a ballplayer for the Red Sox named Dante who also gets a nod this way- but bottom line, cool brother, cool name :)
James Tiberius
My youngest nephew is named Connor, for the Highlander
What about the freak that called his son "ESSO" like the gas station. Or "Rebina" like the juice company.
Ford Prefect (if you are neutral about your kid)
:-)
Zaphod Beeblebrox (if you are moderately vindictive)
Slartibartfast (if you positively hate them)
Tricia McMillian isn't a bad first+second name for a girl, then you can call her Trillian for short
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First, be nice. Don't give your kids another reason to hate you later on.
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Second, check here:
http://www.ssa.gov/OACT/NOTES/note139/note139.h
Lucidly titled Acturarial note 139, it is a summary of names given to children in the US by year, based on SSN applications (need the SSN to claim them as deductions, so most get them as newborns now). Just pick things at the bottome or not on the list.
Then, don't tell anyone until it's committed to a birth certificate. People steal.
Bree for example. It might be after a cheese, it might be after the town in middle earth. (btw I've known two Eowyns and two galadriels (one went by Gale))
It will be very apropos from age 2 through 21.
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i have friends whos' names are so geeky that their peers and teachers just would rather give him/her a made-up normal name then their actual geek name.
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Da5id, Y.T., Hiro, Wintermute, Count Zero, Berry / Rydell, Colin / Laney, Chevette, etc. (Just finished re-reading Gibson's ATP) Basically anything from Gibson, Sterling, Stephenson, Rucker, Brunner, etc., etc. It can even be a normal name (maybe the same as an author instead of a character?) and still be geeky to you.
Zowie Bowie is David Bowie's *son*, thought I believe he prefers to be called Duncan Jones. He could have chosen any name, but he chose "Duncan".
When Marc Bolan heard the David Bowie named his son Zowie, he liked the idea so much that he called his son Rolan Bolan.
i actually knew a kid named q2q6(ok i didnt know him but i knew his brother zzyxx)
damn i had an account but i guess this one goes under anomous coward
Whenever I can't think of a good name I just go with the classic foo or foo.bar().
:)
Why not Foo Bar Lastname?
That which does not kill me only makes me whinier
Roy G Biv
Whats wrong with Duncan?!?!
I named my son (now 19 months) "Gabriel Knight".... big name to live up to (think of the angel, and the knights of the old code).
My cat's name is Tika, named after Tika Waylan Majere in the Dragonlance Chronicles and my other cat is Motorhead, after the infamous band of the same name.