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  1. Apple's Price Fixing on $860 Million In Fines Handed Out For LCD Price-Fixing · · Score: 0, Troll

    We are just going to sell displays at a higher price than everyone else.

  2. Mythbusters on British Spy Agency Searches For Real-Life 'Q' · · Score: 1

    I hearby nominate Adam Savage!

  3. Scotty Need more power on MacBook's "Unremovable" Battery Easy To Remove · · Score: 4, Funny

    Scotty I need more power to the aft engines. I am working on it captain but I am having trouble getting the 13 screws removed from the dilithium battery.

  4. Fivethirtyeight.com on How To Import Raw Political Data For Crunching · · Score: 3, Informative

    For those people that don't want to install mathematica you could go to fivethirtyeight.com and get updated polls. I got this from the typewriter xkcd.

  5. Re:No, FUCK the RIAA on RIAA Loses $222K Verdict · · Score: 1

    "Jaywalking is illegal. So to stop it, would you mind if we shove a camera up your ass to record where you walk and a set of electrodes on your balls to we can zap you if you look like you might be heading away from the crosswalk?" Man this comment made the milk come out of my nose! You rock!

  6. Transformers on Man Attempts To Cross English Channel With Jet Wing · · Score: 5, Funny

    Transformers here to save the day!

  7. Number One! on US Responsible For the Majority of Cyber Attacks · · Score: 5, Funny

    I guess on the internet axis of evil we are number One!

  8. Minority Report on Homeland Security Department Testing "Pre-Crime" Detector · · Score: 1

    But will this new detector include Tom Cruze's crimes in it's detector? Will he have to get new eyes?

  9. Monietize WTF? on Activision To "Monetize" Call of Duty Online Play · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I love how they invented a totally new word that really means screw the consumer.

  10. HPUX on HP May Be Developing Its Own Version of Linux · · Score: 0

    Could we see more HPUX computers soon?

  11. Contact via Ham Radio on Wi-Fi, Now Available On the ISS · · Score: 0

    I'll ask them about it next time they passover with my amateur radio rig. W9BJH

  12. Re:It'll all work itself out ... on Terror Watchlist "Crippled By Technical Flaws" · · Score: 0

    or SODOMIZE TABLE

  13. Power Glove on Clove 2 Bluetooth Dataglove For One-Handed Typing · · Score: 0

    But can it control an NES? Is it as bad as the power glove?

  14. Will it run? on IBM's Eight-Core, 4-GHz Power7 Chip · · Score: 0

    Will it run lin.... oh forget it.

  15. There is no silver bullet. on Scaling Large Projects With Erlang · · Score: 0

    It seems when something new is developed everyone thinks that this will solve all the problems all the other languages didn't. First it was ruby on rails and now we have erlang, guess what it wont.

  16. gmail.de google prank? on Google Abandons the Gmail Name In Germany · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    Gmail Paper How "Gmail Paper" works

    At about 10:00 PM Pacific time (where Google has its headquarters) the day before April 1, 2007, Google changed the login page for Gmail to announce a new service called Gmail Paper. The service offered to allow users of Google's free webmail service to add e-mails to a "Paper Archive," which Google would print (on "96% post-consumer organic soybean sputum") and mail via traditional post. The service would be free, supported by bold, red advertisements printed on the back of the printed messages. Image attachments would also be printed on high-quality glossy paper, though MP3 and WAV files would not be printed. The page detailing more information about the service features photographs of Ian Spiro and Carrie Kemper, current employees of Google. Also featured are Product Marketing Managers of Gmail Anna-Christina Douglas, and Kevin Systrom.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Google's_hoaxes#Gmail_Paper
  17. The Military Has Nothing To Offer Gaming? on Cell-based "Roadrunner" Tops Elusive Petaflop Mark · · Score: 1

    The military has created all the drool over weapons in games like Call of Duty 4, Crisis, and FEAR the military created the whole genre of FPS!

  18. Universe Half Empty/Half Full? on Hubble Survey Finds Half of the Missing Matter · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is your universe half empty or half full?

  19. Friendly Robot Overlords on Survivor Buddy, a Friendly Robot Rescuer · · Score: 1

    I for one welcome our friendly robot overlords.

  20. Re:C99 yet? on Inside Visual Studio 2008 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Uh, GCC doesn't even support C99 why would you expect MS to be?
    http://gcc.gnu.org/c99status.html

  21. Re:quick, somebody stick that on a wiki somewhere on White House Gets Green by Putting Federal Budget Online · · Score: 0
  22. Free as in Porn on GIMP 2.4 Released · · Score: 0

    Now I can make free porn of my fictional girlfriend on my fictional website. Itchingmyballs.com

  23. Re:Time paradox, perhaps? on Falling Hardware Prices Favor Linux · · Score: 0

    I think you misunderstood the word "OR".

  24. Does It Really Need to Try? on Is Apple Doing All It Can to Beat Vista? · · Score: 0

    Honestly, do they even need to try? Vista is such a clusterfuck that Mac OS 9 could go against it and kick it's ass.

  25. MMIX Chip on Intel to Take Online Suggestions for New Chips · · Score: 0

    I want an Donald Knuth signature MMIX chip.
    http://www-cs-faculty.stanford.edu/~knuth/mmix.htm l