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  1. Re:Not quite as funny as intended. on The Mozilla Foundation · · Score: 1
    Take a peek around sf.net and look at all the dead an abandoned projects sometime.

    GPL code can die. It can become irrelevant, deprecated, and abandoned. You might be able to access (and reuse) the code (if it was released, if you know where to find it, if you know it even exists), but the NIH syndrome is very much alive in the GPL world (look at all the perl scripts to parse apache logs, or cd/mp3 frontends on freshmeat.net).

  2. Re:Sayonara on The Mozilla Foundation · · Score: 1
    80% of netscape employees were laid off this morning.

    Coincidence? Of course, slashdot hasn't mentioned it.

  3. nothing new on PARC's Popout Prism Aids Web Navigation · · Score: -1, Troll

    I get a boner looking at internet porn too.

  4. jam on Make Out with SCons · · Score: 3, Informative
    look at jam sometime. It's a free make replacer by the same folks who wrote perforce (the commercial cvs killer and bitkeeper competitor).


    The jamfiles are easy to set up, and much faster to calculate dependencies -- I built freetype via gnu make and via jam. Jam was done building before make had even started compiling!


    Also, props to perforce. It's proprietary (just like bitkeeper), kicks cvs's ass (just like bitkeeper), and is free for open source projects (just like bitkeeper). MySQL uses p4, IIRC. Unlike bitkeeper, you can get a single-seat version free (I use it for my internal projects, though CVS would probably suit my needs).

  5. *sigh* on Anti-Spam Webforms Leave Out The Blind · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Why do I get the feeling that when all is said and done, a handful of lawyers will be able to go out and buy yachts, but blind people won't be any better off?

  6. yippeee! on Motion-sensitive Handhelds? · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Time to patent using this thing with a porn site!


    Big bucks, here i cum!

  7. Re:HEY ANAL SEX IS NOW LEGAL on World's Smallest Desktop Pentium4? · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    He's been a conscientious objector for years!

    Offtopic... 2-3 weeks ago, I went home with some slut (insert mom/sister/cowboy neal joke here). I asked her what she tought about gays. She said she was supportive of them. "That's good, because i want to have anal sex with you! Get ready for some fisting!". She suddenly decided it was disgusting.

  8. Re:Good thing on RIAA To Sue Hundreds Of File Swappers · · Score: 2, Interesting
    kuro5hin.org had an inside look at the porn business.


    There is money to be made, but it's an odd business model.

  9. Managina SHIT As An Investment on Managing IT As An Investment · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight? BritneySpears14: Aight. bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah. BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja. bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up. bloodninja: Me too baby. BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest. bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman. BritneySpears14: Hey... bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite. BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it. bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness. BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous. bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands. bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid. BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****. bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal. bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him. bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now. bloodninja: Baby? -------------- bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you. j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u. bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure. j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go. j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck. bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory. j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on. j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt. bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts. j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game. bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass. j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious. bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass. bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet. j_gurli3: thats it. bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn. bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now. -------------- BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready? eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready. BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee. eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies. BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you. BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique. eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again. eminemBNJA: Oh **** BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up. eminemBNJA: Oh **** eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

  10. Re:Copyleft? on RMS Cuts Through Some SCO FUD · · Score: 1
    Why would anyone else claim to have written THAT?!?!?

    PS - the new yugos have a builtin antitheft system -- a larger logo

  11. Re:Linux no longer essential on RMS Cuts Through Some SCO FUD · · Score: 1
    gcc and the gnu binutils are pretty much the only thing that would need rewriting. (Although a gcc-level compiler isn't trivial to write).


    All of the other commandline tools are available from *BSD, including byacc and lex. Bison is actually a fork of berkeley yacc -- a fair amount of early "GNU" software actually came from other (public domain/BSD) sources and was enhanced and relicensed.

  12. Re:Gentoo passed my test on Mom Meets Linux - A Lindows 4.0 Review · · Score: -1, Troll

    mmmm Your mom likes to play jizzball?

  13. Re:I concur on Mastering Regular Expressions · · Score: 1

    I have the first edition. It doesn't get deep into the internals of NFA/DFA construction and theory like the dragon book does, but it does show how to apply regular expressions, and mistakes you might make. Part cookbook, part guidebook.

  14. Mastering regular bowel movements on Mastering Regular Expressions · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
    BritneySpears14: Aight.
    bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
    BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
    bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
    BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
    bloodninja: Me too baby.
    BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
    bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
    BritneySpears14: Hey...
    bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
    BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
    bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
    BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
    bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
    bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
    BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
    bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
    bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
    bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
    bloodninja: Baby?
    --------------
    bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
    j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
    bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
    j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
    j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
    bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
    j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
    j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
    bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
    j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
    bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
    j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
    bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
    bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
    j_gurli3: thats it.
    bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
    bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.
    --------------
    BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
    eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
    BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
    eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
    BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
    BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
    eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
    BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
    eminemBNJA: Oh ****
    BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report
    your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
    eminemBNJA: Oh ****
    eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

  15. Re:Novell is coming around on Novell Nterprise Linux Services Announced · · Score: 1, Informative
    You must have missed the part where they said it isn't FREE or free.

    Quick! Somebody start a sourceforge project. We can call it gnu/ter-prise.

  16. fainlly! on Novell Nterprise Linux Services Announced · · Score: 4, Funny
    We'll be able to print from linux!

    And, if i'm reading this right, we can have files under linux too!

    In your face SCO!

  17. Re:Think Different on Apple's G5 Speeds Challenged · · Score: 5, Interesting
    it's more fair than you might imagine.

    gcc produces inferior code on both platforms. Intel's C compiler kicks the shit out of gcc, and likewise metrowerks C and IBM's C compiler kick the shit out of gcc too.

    gcc's x86 backend has had a lot more work than the ppc backend.

    It would be interesting to see intel's C on x86 vs IBM's C on PPC. Compare chips and compiler writers with one stone :)

  18. warning on Mac OS X Unleashed (2nd Edition) · · Score: 2, Informative
    I skimmed through this book last week at a brick and mortar barnes and noble.

    I couldn't find any mention of property lists or xml config files. Most hidden features and settings can only be activated by editing the configuration file manually, but they negelct to even discuss the format.

  19. huh? on Mac OS X Unleashed (2nd Edition) · · Score: 2, Funny
    Is this a review of the book, or a review of the Amazon.com reviews of the book?

    I won't even mention the irony of the bn.com link to buy the book.

  20. not a pocket guide? on Mac OS X Unleashed (2nd Edition) · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is that Mac OS X Unleashed (Second Edition) in your pocket, or are you just really really really happy to see me?

  21. only 20,000 hours? on Building Longer-Lived Fuel-Cell Stacks · · Score: 4, Interesting

    That's 2.25+ years. I'm wondering if they've been tested for the last 2 years, or if it just looks good on paper.

  22. bah! on Building Longer-Lived Fuel-Cell Stacks · · Score: -1, Troll
    Give me longer-lived boners or give me death!

    Propz to viagra! Keeping horny smurf hung like a rhino since 2001!

  23. perl necklace design patterns on Perl Design Patterns - Free Book · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Last night, I gave some bitch a nice perl necklace. It made a nice design as it dripped down her breasts.

    Did I mention she was free? If you're interested, and in Ann Arbor, MI, ask the street girls for Kathleen.

  24. Re:A modest proposal... on NYT On Online Reputations · · Score: 3, Funny
    Precise karma information will only happen if/when Rob CmdrTaco Malda is dead (most likely from sexual asphyxiation, sexual impalement, or state-sponosored electrocution).

    CmdrTaco doesn't like Karma to be a game, in his world, it's a tool to select moderators. Since he instituted a karma cap, then replaced numerical karma score with adjectives, and then replaced the number of mods to a post with percentages, anything measurable isn't likely to happen.

  25. Re:What if SCO wins? on My Visit to SCO · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I know a lot of slashdotters refuse to believe that SCO's assertion of code copying. Why should they? "information wants to be free" is a popular tagline for the open source crowd, where the source code is viewable by everyone. And SCO sending letters to companies using Linux doesn't endear them with anyone.

    But let's be objective. It is a fact that Linux contributors have taken BSD code and header files, sometimes without attribution, sometimes stripping the BSD copyright notices.

    Is it really impossible to believe that a Linux contributor didn't copy in a function or two from Unix (tm) source code? But then again, this is slashdot, where unfounded accusations that MS is using GPL code warrants a +5 informative.

    SCO will need to shit or get off the pot, spit or swallow. But they could be right.