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  1. Frosty Piss on Do You Know Where You Live? · · Score: -1

    I rule

  2. Cmdr Taco Recipe on Transparent Water Cooling Case · · Score: -1

    1 Lb Feces (1/2 Human 1/2 Dog Shit is best) 1 Jar Pace Picante Sauce 6 Tbl Chili Powder 1 Onion 3 Jalapeno Peppers Garlic Powder to taste 1/2 Cup Fag Cum Cook until shit is quite warm (do not drain any diarrea juices) Add chopped onion/Jalapenos Cook 5 more minutes. Add everything else except man juice and simmer for 45 minutes. Warm Tortilla shells and ladle mixture on them Garnish with lettuce, tomatoes and cheese top with fag man cum Yum Yum feeds one fat Cmdr Taco Pig

  3. Re:so the proctologist says... on Attack Of The Dreamcasts · · Score: -1

    5) Hot Blooded Foreigner

  4. Who won World War II? on Hack Your Phone, Go to Jail · · Score: -1

    I'm sick of this crap about American cars being any good. They're OK for stupid Americans who don't know how to drive, but our superior, unpolluted Aryan engineering wins out every time. Only a dumb country would let niggers build their cars. If a job is so menial that one of those can do it right, a robot will do better, and he won't leave early to smoke crack. Why is it that dumbfuck Americans look for their status symbols in OUR cars? None of yours are good enough, that's why! American cars are death traps. Although it's good for our economy, I wish more of you would drive them and die. Which is rather likely considering how well you all drive over there. Typical American thinking applies to your country and yourselves. You're the only fucking one on the planet. What is the American idea of a sports car? A V8, a transmission, seats, and wheels? For a suspension, how about some great big rubber bands. Try some superior German engineering and you'll see that your country is shit. Always has been and always will be. The V8 is the perfect analogy for the American approach to the military. Can't do it BETTER so do it BIGGER. That Finn was right about Americans and their automatic transmissions. Can't well drive a stick if you're drinking coffee and talking on the phone, can you? The American idea of driving is the gas pedal and sometimes the steering wheel. Oh and there's these brakes, too, but you don't need them unless you happen to look up and see something in front of you that is too big to hit. What a dumb country. Not one in ten of you can understand the concept of metric unless it's expressed in terms of your sad little system. While your children starve, can't even speak ONE language properly, and have no clue where their own country is on a map, you're spending all your money on guns, $5000 screwdrivers, and whores for congress. Thank you for letting me take this time from your daily watching of the OJ Simpson trial. (Shows what a smart country you are, give a nigger a knife and get all surprised when he kills someone). Deutschland ueber alles.

  5. Re:well why the hell not? on Digital SFX Wizard Answers Slashdot Questions · · Score: -1

    1) Thad Beier and the fecal matters 2) Bungle in the Jungle-Jethro Tull 3)??? 4) Jim Nabors-My old KY home 5)eatme

  6. An interesting question on Smart Mobs, Swarms, and Flash Crowds · · Score: -1

    If Americans are astronauts and Russians are cosmonauts, wheat does that make Chinese?? Chinkonauts? Gookanauts?

  7. Brits and their disgusting teeth on OpenSSL Security Update · · Score: -1

    Why do most Brits have blackish yellow rotten teeth? Even wealthy parasites like the queen and the royal family have disgusting filthy teeth. I find that and their breath really gross.

  8. I have diarrhea on Lycoris Desktop/LX update 2 Released · · Score: -1

    I don't feel well, I have been shitting up blood all day. What is wrong with me?

  9. Dick Wallace is a dick on Alicebot Creator Dr. Richard Wallace Expounds · · Score: -1

    Turd bandit Rump wrangler

  10. Brits and their teeth on Automatic Functional Testing for Mac and Linux? · · Score: -1

    Can someone please tell me why most Brits have yellowish/black rotten teeth? It is really disgusting. Even wealthy parasites like the queen and the royal family have disgusting filthy teeth. Thank you for your replies.

  11. Brits and their teeth on UK Sets Open Source Procurement Policy · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Why do most Brits have yellowish blackened rotten teeth? I find this really disgusting. Even rich parasites like the queen have black teeth. Just curious if anyone out there knows. Thank you

  12. Re:Heinrich Himmler on Cowboy Bebop Film's American Premiere Announced · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Yes he was a great man..a tad misunderstood though

  13. Heinrich Himmler on Cowboy Bebop Film's American Premiere Announced · · Score: -1

    "As you are, I was; as I am, yow will be" Heinrich Himmler IX Party Rally 13 June 1937 Wolfstern Bavaria

  14. Alton Brown 36 found dead on I'm Just Here for the Food · · Score: -1, Troll

    Celebrity cook Alton Brown III 36 was found this morning in his Phoenix AZ apartment. Foul play is suspected as his gay lover left a note explaining why he killed Mr Brown. Mr brown was found strangled to death by a pair of pantyhose and had a turkey baster shoved up his rectum. Police are search for his missing domestic partner Jon Katz.

  15. Re:Scientific American on Clockless Computing · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Religion == Virtue == Republican Party == American == Truth == Science