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Alicebot Creator Dr. Richard Wallace Expounds

Okay, here are Alicebot inventor Dr. Richard Wallace's answers to your questions. You're about to enter a world that contains interesting thoughts on A.I., a bit of marijuana advocacy, a courtroom drama, tales of academic politics and infighting, personal ranting, discussion of the nature of mental illness, and comments about the state of American society and the world in general. Yes, all this in one interview so long and strong we had to break it up into three parts to make it fit on our pages. This is an amazing work, well worth reading all the way to the end.

1) AI through simulation?
by Jeppe Salvesen

Do you think that the ever increasing processing power will eventually enable us to fully simulate the human brain? What ramifications would this have for the A.I. discipline?

Dr. Wallace:

My longstanding opinion is that neural networks are the wrong level of abstraction for understanding intelligence, human or machine.

Neurons are the transistors of the brain. They are the low level switching components out of which higher-order functionality is built. But like the individual transistor, studying the individual neuron tells us little about these higher functions.

Suppose an alien came down to Earth who had never seen a computer before. Assuming interstellar travel is possible without a computer! He/she might be tempted to break it open, and discover that it is made of millions of tiny transistors. The alien may try to discover how the computer works by measuring the electronic signals in the transistors. But they would miss the operating system completely. The transistors tell us nothing about the software.

Similarly, neurons tell us little about the higher order software running on our brains.

Significantly, no one has ever proved that the brain is a *good* computer. It seems to run some tasks like visual recognition better than our existing machines, but it is terrible at math, prone to errors, susceptible to distraction, and it requires half its uptime for food, sleep, and maintenance.

It sometimes seems to me that the brain is actually a very shitty computer. So why would you want to build a computer out of slimy, wet, broken, slow, hungry, tired neurons? I chose computer science over medical school because I don't have the stomach for those icky, bloody body parts. I prefer my technology clean and dry, thank you. Moreover, it could be the case that an electronic, silicon-based computer is more reliable, faster, more accurate, and cheaper.

I find myself agreeing with the Churchlands that the notion of consciousness belongs to "folk psychology" and that there may be no clear brain correlates for the ego, id, emotions as they are commonly classified, and so on. But to me that does not rule out the possibility of reducing the mind to a mathematical description, which is more or less independent of the underlying brain archiecture. That baby doesn't go out with the bathwater. A.I. is possible precisely because there is nothing special about the brain as a computer. In fact the brain is a shitty computer. The brain has to sleep, needs food, thinks about sex all the time. Useless!

I always say, if I wanted to build a computer from scratch, the very last material I would choose to work with is meat. I'll take transistors over meat any day. Human intelligence may even be a poor kludge of the intelligence algorithm on an organ that is basically a glorified animal eyeball. From an evolutionary standpoint, our supposedly wonderful cognitive skills are a very recent innovation. It should not be surprising if they are only poorly implemented in us, like the lung of the first mudfish. We can breathe the air of thought and imagination, but not that well yet.

And remember, no one has proved that our intelligence is a successful adaption, over the long term. It remains to be seen if the human brain is powerful enough to solve the problems it has created.

Functionalism is basically the view that the mind is the software, and the brain is the hardware. It holds that mental states are equivalent to the states of a Turing Machine. Behaviorism was a pre-computational theory, which imagines the nervous system as a complex piece of machinery like a telephone exchange, but they didn't think much about software. Dualism goes back to Descartes. It is the view that the mind and brain are separate and distinct things, possibly affecting each other, or possibly mirroring each other.

My view is a kind of modified dualism in which I claim that the soul, spirit, or consciousness may exist, but for most people, most of the time, it is almost infentesimally small, compared with the robotic machinery responsible for most of our thought and action. Descartes never talked about the relative weights of brain and mind, but you can read in an implicit 50-50 assumption in most Dualist literature. My idea is more like 99-1, or even 99.999999% automatic machinery and .00000001% self-awareness, creativity, consciousness, spirit or what have you.

That's not to say that some people can't be more enlightened than others. But for the vast herd out there, on average, consciousness is simply not a significant factor. Not even a second- or third-order effect. Consciousness is marginal.

I say this with such confidence because of my experience building robot brains over the past seven years. Almost everything people ever say to our robot falls into one of about 45,000 categories. Considering the astronomical number of things people could say, if every sentence was an original line of poetry, 45,000 is a very, very small number.

2) Turing Test
by Transient0

I noticed that your AliceBot won the 2000 Loebner Prize for most human responses. My question is: "As an Artificial Intelligence researcher, do you feel that the Loebner Prize represents a legitimate variety of testing, or did you just want the $2000?"

I was pretty sure that almost all AI researchers came to the agreement about thirty years ago that the original imitation game as proposed by Turing in 1951 was useful only as a mental exercise, not in practice. Do you feel that the types of developments that the Loebner prize supports(intentional, hard-coded spelling mistakes, etc.) are actually productive in terms of the AI research project?

Dr. Wallace:

In case you haven't noticed, the field of Artificial Intelligence (defined however you wish) has almost nothing to do with science. It is all about politics. When you look at all the people working professionally in the field of A.I., it brings to mind the old joke:

Q: How many Carnegie Mellon Ph.D.s does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to change the bulb, and one to pull the chair out from under him.

The only rule most of these people know is: undermine the competition at all costs, by whatever legal means, or whatever they can get away with. That is how you become King of the A.I. Anthill.

Having a good theory or better implementation of anything is beside the point. Being able to "play the game" and knock out the competition, that is what it is all about. Swim with sharks or be eaten by them.

Especially in the age of increased competition for diminishing jobs and funding, scientific truth takes a back seat to save-your-ass.

Unfortunately it seems that the A.I. problem is inseperable from politics.

When I say that academia is corrupt in America, I don't mean that professors are accepting bribes and giving kickbacks for government contracts. There may be a financial motive in some cases, such as the use of overhead funds for a "course buyout" to reduce a professor's workload, but I am not talking about the kind of corruption associated with Wall Street and Washington exactly. I am talking about the replacement of science with politics as the main item on the academic agenda.

It must not have always been so. At one time, I believe academics were appointed and promoted primarily on the basis of merit and accomplishment. Within the last 20 years or so in the United States this has gradually changed into a system in which political correctness, slickness, and good salesmanship are more highly valued than good science. I don't pretend to understand the reasons for this, but I can point to many examples within our own community.

I have written that it is like a dysfunctional family. Those in positions of leadership and authority have mental health, drug and/or alcohol problems that make them incapable of carrying out their administrative responsibilities. In response, people who are skilled at "enabling" or "nursing" the dysfunctional leaders get promoted and advanced. Those who are prone to logical thinking and speaking the truth are discarded, because they make the authorities face their unconscious anxieties.

I often say, people don't go into computer science because they enjoy working with the public. But as the field has matured, I think it has attracted people who are more comfortable wearing business suits and attending strategy meetings than tinkering on a lab bench or writing a research paper. As computer science departments matured, the people already in them began to want everything to remain the same until they retired. They didn't want to hire young professors with a lot of new ideas about the administration. They hired young professors who wanted everything to stay exactly like it was, no matter what.

You may think that the politicization of a field like computer science is no big deal. We can have slick politicians instead of scientists running university CS departments, and not cause a lot of problems. But I think it is a really big problem in other fields, especially in medical science, especially in drugs and mental health.

Take LSD for example. Discovered by Albert Hoffmann in 1945, LSD is the most powerful drug ever developed. If you have ever gotten a prescription for any drug, you may have noticed that the dosage is usally given in "milligrams". But the dosage of LSD is "micrograms". It has the lowest ED50 of any known drug.

In the early 1960's there was some very promising research at Harvard applying LSD to depressed patients like me. The work was never completed or published for, guess what, political reasons. Subsequently, LSD was classified as a "Schedule I" drug with no useful medical value. This was not a decision based on sound science but on politics and fear. Even today there is zero research on this topic. Did you ever wonder why there is no Department of Psychedelic Studies on any university campus? It is a gaping hole in the academic curriculum, filled only by the informal undergraduate ratings of colleges as "party schools".

Even the very name of the federal agency that provides funding for drug research, the National Institute on Drug Abuse, prejudices the applications and the results. The native born American hippie agronomy student who got his Ph.D. in the 1970's is growing pot underground in California today. The immigrant doctor who "proved" that marijuana causes cancer got the NIDA grant and has tenure at UCLA. What's wrong with this picture?

Until 2 years ago, there was no federally funded research on the medical benefits of marijuana since the 1970's. Even now the only funded research is for terminal illnesses, and it seems like it will take a long time before they consider mental illnesses like mine. I conducted a survey of patients in San Francisco and discovered that "pain" was the #1 symptom for medical marijuana but "depression" was #2, and terminal illnesses like AIDS and cancer were lower on the list. So I am not alone in the perception that there is a patient need for research on this drug.

The problem here, my friends, is that NIDA is part of a specturm of trouble that includes once respected agencies such as NASA, NSF and DARPA. It is an octopus of political corruption that reaches into MIT and CMU and Berkeley and darkens everything it touches. It calls into question the quality and even the veracity of the scientific results and publications. We all witnessed the beginning of this even when we were all friends together at the ICRA conferences in the acrimonious interchanges between academia and industry. I myself saw enough of the system from the inside at NYU and Lehigh to know that science plays almost no role in the hiring, promoting or review process. It's all politics.

Not to place blame, but I think graduate advisors should be more straightforward with students about this point. It would be better to put more time into training them how to "shmooze" and "work the system" than how to solve mathematical problems, if they want their students to be successful. Either that, or they should work on changing the system back to merit based promotion.

3) My question (with answer)
by outlier

Historically, AI has done poorly managing public expectations. People expected thinking, understanding computers, while researchers had trouble getting computers to successfully disambiguate simple sentences. This is not good PR. Do you think the field has learned from this? If so, what should the public expect, and how do we excite them about it?

Just for fun, I asked slashwallace a shortened version of the question, do you think your response would differ?

Human: Historically AI has done poorly managing the public's expectations, do you think this will continue?
SlashWallace: Where did he get it?

Dr. Wallace:

Hugh Loebner is an independently wealthy, eccentric businessman, activist and philanthropist. In 1990 Dr. Loebner, who holds a Ph.D. in sociology, agreed to sponsor an annual contest based on the Turing Test. The contest awards medals and cash prizes for the "most human" computer. Since its inception, the Loebner contest has been a magnet for controversy.

One of the central disputes arose over Hugh Loebner's decision to award the Gold Medal and $100,000 top cash prize only when a robot is capable of passing an "audio-visual" Turing Test. The rules for this Grand Prize contest have not even been written yet. So it remains unlikely that anyone will be awarded the gold Loebner medal in the near future. The Silver and Bronze medal competitions are based on the STT. In 2001, eight programs played alongside two human confederates. A group of 10 judges rotated through each of ten terminals and chatted about 15 minutes with each. The judges then ranked the terminals on a scale of "least human" to "most human." Winning the Silver Medal and its $25,000 prize requires that the judges rank the program higher than half the human confederates. In fact one judge ranked A.L.I.C.E. higher than one of the human confederates in 2001. Had all the judges done so, she might have been eligible for the Silver Medal as well, because there were only two confederates.

To really understand how we accomplished this, I have to teach you some AIML.

CATEGORIES

The basic unit of knowledge in AIML is called a category. Each category consists of an input question, an output answer, and an optional context.

The question, or stimulus, is called the pattern. The answer, or response, is called the template. The two types of optional context are called "that" and "topic."

The AIML pattern language is simple, consisting only of words, spaces, and the wildcard symbols _ and *.

The words may consist of letters and numerals, but no other characters. The pattern language is case invariant.

Words are separated by a single space, and the wildcard characters function like words.

The first versions of AIML allowed only one wild card character per pattern.

The AIML 1.01 standard permits multiple wildcards in each pattern, but the language is designed to be as simple as possible for the task at hand, simpler even than regular expressions.

The template is the AIML response or reply. In its simplest form, the template consists of only plain, unmarked text.

More generally, AIML tags transform the reply into a mini computer program which can save data, activate other programs, give conditional responses, and recursively call the pattern matcher to insert the responses from other categories.

Most AIML tags in fact belong to this template side sublanguage.

AIML currently supports two ways to interface other languages and systems. The <system> tag executes any program accessible as an operating system shell command, and inserts the results in the reply. Similarly, the <javascript> tag allows arbitrary scripting inside the templates.

The optional context portion of the category consists of two variants, called <that> and <topic>. The <that> tag appears inside the category, and its pattern must match the robot's last utterance.

Remembering one last utterance is important if the robot asks a question. The <topic> tag appears outside the category, and collects a group of categories together.

The topic may be set inside any template. AIML is not exactly the same as a simple database of questions and answers. The pattern matching "query" language is much simpler than something like SQL. But a category template may contain the recursive <srai> tag, so that the output depends not only on one matched category, but also any others recursively reached through <srai>.

RECURSION

AIML implements recursion with the <srai> operator. No agreement exists about the meaning of the acronym.

The "A.I." stands for artificial intelligence, but "S.R." may mean "stimulus-response," "syntactic rewrite," "symbolic reduction," "simple recursion," or "synonym resolution." The disagreement over the acronym reflects the variety of applications for <srai> in AIML. Each of these is described in more detail in a subsection below:

(1). Symbolic Reduction-Reduce complex grammatic forms to simpler ones.
(2). Divide and Conquer-Split an input into two or more subparts, and combine the responses to each.
(3). Synonyms-Map different ways of saying the same thing to the same reply.
(4). Spelling or grammar corrections.
(5). Detecting keywords anywhere in the input.
(6). Conditionals-Certain forms of branching may be implemented with <srai>.
(7). Any combination of (1)-(6).

The danger of <srai> is that it permits the botmaster to create infinite loops. Though posing some risk to novice programmers, we surmised that including <srai> was much simpler than any of the iterative block structured control tags which might have replaced it.

(1). Symbolic Reduction
Symbolic reduction refers to the process of simplifying complex grammatical forms into simpler ones. Usually, the atomic patterns in categories storing robot knowledge are stated in the simplest possible terms, for example we tend to prefer patterns like "WHO IS SOCRATES" to ones like "DO YOU KNOW WHO SOCRATES IS" when storing biographical information about Socrates. Many of the more complex forms reduce to simpler forms using AIML categories designed for symbolic reduction:

<category>
<pattern>DO YOU KNOW WHO * IS</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS <star/></srai></template> </category>

Whatever input matched this pattern, the portion bound to the wildcard * may be inserted into the reply with the markup <star/>. This category reduces any input of the form "Do you know who X is?" to "Who is X?"

(2). Divide and Conquer
Many individual sentences may be reduced to two or more subsentences, and the reply formed by combining the replies to each. A sentence beginning with the word "Yes" for example, if it has more than one word, may be treated as the subsentence "Yes." plus whatever follows it.

<category>
<pattern>YES *</pattern>
<template><srai>YES</srai> <sr/></template>
</category>

The markup <sr/> is simply an abbreviation for <srai><star/></srai>.

(3). Synonyms
The AIML 1.01 standard does not permit more than one pattern per category. Synonyms are perhaps the most common application of <srai>. Many ways to say the same thing reduce to one category, which contains the reply:

<category>
<pattern>HELLO</pattern>
<template>Hi there!</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>HI</pattern>
<template><srai>HELLO</srai></template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>HI THERE</pattern>
<template><srai>HELLO</srai></template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>HOWDY</pattern>
<template><srai>HELLO</srai></template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>HOLA</pattern>
<template><srai>HELLO</srai></template>
</category>

(4). Spelling and Grammar correction
The single most common client spelling mistake is the use of "your" when "you're" or "you are" is intended. Not every occurrence of "your" however should be turned into "you're." A small amount of grammatical context is usually necessary to catch this error:

<category>
<pattern>YOUR A *</pattern>
<template>I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your."
<srai>YOU ARE A <star/></srai>
</template>
</category>

Here the bot both corrects the client input and acts as a language tutor.

(5). Keywords
Frequently we would like to write an AIML template which is activated by the appearance of a keyword anywhere in the input sentence. The general format of four AIML categories is illustrated by this example borrowed from ELIZA:

<category>
<pattern>MOTHER</pattern> <template> Tell me more about your family. </template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>_ MOTHER</pattern> <template><srai>MOTHER</srai></template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>MOTHER _</pattern>
<template><srai>MOTHER</srai></template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>_ MOTHER *</pattern>
<template><srai>MOTHER</srai></template>
</category>

The first category both detects the keyword when it appears by itself, and provides the generic response. The second category detects the keyword as the suffix of a sentence. The third detects it as the prefix of an input sentence, and finally the last category detects the keyword as an infix. Each of the last three categories uses <srai> to link to the first, so that all four cases produce the same reply, but it needs to be written and stored only once.

(6). Conditionals
It is possible to write conditional branches in AIML, using only the <srai> tag. Consider three categories: <category>
<pattern>WHO IS HE</pattern> <template><srai>WHOISHE <get name="he"/></srai></template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>WHOISHE *</pattern>
<template>He is <get name="he"/>.</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>WHOISHE UNKNOWN</pattern>
<template>I don't know who he is.</template>
</category>
Provided that the predicate "he" is initialized to "Unknown," the categories execute a conditional branch depending on whether "he" has been set. As a convenience to the botmaster, AIML also provides the equivalent function through the <condition> tag.

CONTEXT

The keyword "that" in AIML refers to the robot's previous utterance. Specifically, if the robot responds with a multiple sentence paragraph, the value of that is set to the last sentence in the sequence. The choice of the keyword "that" is motivated by its use in ordinary language:

R: Today is yesterday.
C: That makes no sense.
R: The answer is 3.1412926 approximately.
C: That is cool.

In AIML the syntax <that>...</that> encloses a pattern that matches the robot's previous utterance. A common application of <that> is found in yes-no questions:

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>DO YOU LIKE MOVIES</that>
<template>What is your favorite movie?</template>
</category>

This category is activated when the client says YES. The robot must find out what is he saying "yes" to. If the robot asked, "Do you like movies?," this category matches, and the response, "What is your favorite movie?," continues the conversation along the same lines. One interesting application of <that> are categories that enable the robot to respond to knock-knock jokes.

The categories:

<category>
<pattern>KNOCK KNOCK</pattern>
<template>Who is there?</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>WHO IS THERE</that>
<template><person/> who?</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>* WHO</that>
<template>Ha ha very funny, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>

produce the following dialogue:
C: Knock knock.
R: Who's there?
C: Banana.
R: Banana who?
C: Knock knock.
R: Who's there?
C: Banana.
R: Banana who? C: Knock knock.
R: Who's there?
C: Orange.
R: Orange who?
C: Orange you glad I didn't say banana.
R: Ha ha very funny, Nancy.

Internally the AIML interpreter stores the input pattern, that pattern and topic pattern along a single path, like: INPUT <that> THAT <topic> TOPIC When the values of <that> or <topic> are not specified, the program implicitly sets the values of the corresponding THAT or TOPIC pattern to the wildcard *.

The first part of the path to match is the input. If more than one category have the same input pattern, the program may distinguish between them depending on the value of <that>. If two or more categories have the same <pattern> and <that>, the final step is to choose the reply based on the <topic>. This structure suggests a design rule: never use <that> unless you have written two categories with the same <pattern>, and never use <topic> unless you write two categories with the same <pattern> and <that>. Still, one of the most useful applications for <topic> is to create subject-dependent "pickup lines," like:

<topic name="CARS">
<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<template>
<random>
<li>What's your favorite car?</li>
<li>What kind of car do you drive?</li>
<li>Do you get a lot of parking tickets?</li>
<li>My favorite car is one with a driver.</li>
</random>
</template>

Considering the vast size of the set of things people could say that are grammatically correct or semantically meaningful, the number of things people actually do say is surprisingly small. Steven Pinker,in his book How the Mind Works wrote, "Say you have ten choices for the first word to begin a sentence, ten choices for the second word (yielding 100 two-word beginnings), ten choices for the third word (yielding a thousand three-word beginnings), and so on. (Ten is in fact the approximate geometric mean of the number of word choices available at each point in assembling a grammatical and sensible sentence). A little arithmetic shows that the number of sentences of 20 words or less (not an unusual length) is about 1020."

Fortunately for chat robot programmers, Pinker's calculations are way off. Our experiments with A.L.I.C.E. indicate that the number of choices for the "first word" is more than ten, but it is only about two thousand. Specifically, about 2000 words covers 95% of all the first words input to A.L.I.C.E.. The number of choices for the second word is only about two. To be sure, there are some first words ("I" and "You" for example) that have many possible second words, but the overall average is just under two words. The average branching factor decreases with each successive word.

We have plotted some beautiful images of the A.L.I.C.E. brain contents represented by this graph (http://alice.sunlitsurf.com/documentation/gallery/).

More than just elegant pictures of the A.L.I.C.E. brain, these spiral images (see more) outline a territory of language that has been effectively "conquered" by A.L.I.C.E. and AIML. No other theory of natural language processing can better explain or reproduce the results within our territory. You don't need a complex theory of learning, neural nets, or cognitive models to explain how to chat within the limits of A.L.I.C.E.'s 25,000 categories. Our stimulus-response model is as good a theory as any other for these cases, and certainly the simplest. If there is any room left for "higher" natural language theories, it lies outside the map of the A.L.I.C.E. brain. Academics are fond of concocting riddles and linguistic paradoxes that supposedly show how difficult the natural language problem is. "John saw the mountains flying over Zurich" or "Fruit flies like a banana" reveal the ambiguity of language and the limits of an A.L.I.C.E.-style approach (though not these particular examples, of course, A.L.I.C.E. already knows about them).

In the years to come we will only advance the frontier further. The basic outline of the spiral graph may look much the same, for we have found all of the "big trees" from "A *" to "YOUR *". These trees may become bigger, but unless language itself changes we won't find any more big trees (except of course in foreign languages). The work of those seeking to explain natural language in terms of something more complex than stimulus response will take place beyond our frontier, increasingly in the hinterlands occupied by only the rarest forms of language. Our territory of language already contains the highest population of sentences that people use. Expanding the borders even more we will continue to absorb the stragglers outside, until the very last human critic cannot think of one sentence to "fool" A.L.I.C.E..

[Continue to part 2 of the interview.]

294 comments

  1. Yes but what does the acronym A.L.I.C.E stand for? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    I can't find the answer to this on their pages anywhere and if you ask the ALICE program it give back some cryptic bull-crap asking what I think it means. Someone just tell me!!!

  2. Pictures? by httpamphibio.us · · Score: 2, Informative

    Anyone have more pictures of this guy? The article on nytimes.com had that tiiiiny little picture where he just looked like a muppet.

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    1. Re:Pictures? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another example of moderation done right!

  3. How do we know... by bucklesl · · Score: 4, Informative

    ...that this is actually him, eh?

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    1. Re:How do we know... by Camulus · · Score: 1

      Good point! Seeing has how so many people can give a page and a half rant on AIML seemingly off the top of their head it probably is an imposter.

  4. Re:In case of slashdotting by hekk · · Score: 2, Funny

    I always say, if I wanted to build a computer from scratch, the very last material I would choose to work with is meat.

    well.. you could cook it pretty well with an OC'ed athlon. cook dinner and waste time at the same time.

  5. Is this an Onion article? by gosand · · Score: 0
    Damn, is it just me, or is this interview a lot like The Onion Advice articles?

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    1. Re:Is this an Onion article? by gosand · · Score: 2

      Oddly, since the article was so long, I posted this on all 3 sections of it. This was the only one where my comment was modded down to 0 as overrated. The others were modded up to 4 as Funny.

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    2. Re:Is this an Onion article? by alicebotmaster · · Score: 1

      Re: He didn't answer the questions.

      A lot of people of a certain personality type reacted the way you did. But other people say I was correct to use my shot at the press to get my message across. Personally I think if you read all the answers, they did answer all the
      questions, and then some. I tried to answer a lot of the questions among the ones people submitted, but didn't make it to the top 10.

  6. Marcello could learn a thing or two... by JohnFluxx · · Score: 0

    about longer replies *grin*

    JohnFlux

    1. Re:Marcello could learn a thing or two... by capt.Hij · · Score: 2
      No kidding. It seems clear that this guy is an academic. Why use three words when five hundred will do?

      Maybe the real problem with academia is that there are a boatload of people like this trying to talk to one another?

    2. Re:Marcello could learn a thing or two... by JohnFluxx · · Score: 0

      Bah, Well _I_ thought I was funny....

      oh well :)

      JohnFlux

      But great answers, thanks wallace!

    3. Re:Marcello could learn a thing or two... by JohnFluxx · · Score: 0

      Hmm, Why are my posts at score 0 now?

  7. Speak for Yourself by zet0n · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I don't know about yours, but my brain runs Linux

  8. Best interview ever! by moldar · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Not only is the length of these replies very exciting - it seems that he has taken great care to provide technical details that are invaluable. In all the classes that I have taken I haven't seen such an excitement for this kind of material. And, just to put those statements in context I completed a MS in CS with a focus on AI . . .

    1. Re:Best interview ever! by JPriest · · Score: 1

      You read all 3 pages of that in time to make the 4th post to /.? What is you clock speed?

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    2. Re:Best interview ever! by moldar · · Score: 1

      I am actually a AI project that is running on a Beowolf cluster of 250 of the new yet-to-be-released AMD Hammer processors running at 3.4 GHz. So our clock speed is 250 * 3.4 GHz. And I am going to not do the math. More convincing if I fail at those trivial meatspace tasks.

    3. Re:Best interview ever! by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 1

      Agreed. I'd been looking foreward to Rocket guys interview answers, and came back quite disillusioned about the depth and spirit of his ideas. Wallice's interview on the other hand I wasn't really looking foreward to reading after seeing the times article, but was pleasently surprised to find myself with a lot to think about after reading this.

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    4. Re:Best interview ever! by tgv · · Score: 1

      They didn't cover this kind of technical detail in your MS in CS with a focus on AI? My god, what a great course that must have been. I mean, ALICE is even dumber than SHRLDU. Everybody passed, I guess?

    5. Re:Best interview ever! by moldar · · Score: 1
      Not only is the length of these replies very exciting - it seems that he has taken great care to provide technical details that are invaluable. In all the classes that I have taken I haven't seen such an excitement for this kind of material. And, just to put those statements in context I completed a MS in CS with a focus on AI . . .

      Notice - emphasis added - I did not say that the techinal education that I received was lacking. Only the excitement level!
    6. Re:Best interview ever! by alicebotmaster · · Score: 1

      > In all the classes that I have taken I haven't seen such an excitement for this kind of material.

      Around the time I started working on ALICE, I went to a bar in Easton, PA with Ken Goldberg. It was called "The Old Stone Inn." The theme was simple: cheap drinks and live music. After a few beers, we met this guy playing drums for the band. He was really into it, man. He loved playing that drum like nothing you ever saw. I commented to Ken, "I wish I had such passion for my work."

      ALICE was the first A.I. or science project I found where I could even approximate the passion of that skinny punk drummer from Easton, Pennsylvania.

      Dr. Rich

  9. Don't be fooled. by natefaerber · · Score: 3, Funny

    This is obviously A.L.I.C.E. answering.

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    1. Re:Don't be fooled. by b0bd0bbs · · Score: 1

      If that is A.L.I.C.E answering, then alice smokes some mad chronic.

  10. I used to think I was intelligent. by Nomad7674 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Then I read this interview and began to begin to sense that my brain was about to explode. Guess I need to ratchet down my self assessment and get some Tylenol for the headache!

  11. whew, now my brain can rest. oh wait.... by dubiousmike · · Score: 4, Funny

    there's part two to the interview.

    I am exausted already.

  12. Slightly worrying by streetlawyer · · Score: 3, Insightful
    That's not to say that some people can't be more enlightened than others. But for the vast herd out there, on average, consciousness is simply not a significant factor. Not even a second- or third-order effect. Consciousness is marginal.

    Does this not have the implication that there would be nothing very terrible about rounding up large numbers of the "vast herd" and painlessly slaughtering them? Has he thought through the consequences of this view?

    1. Re:Slightly worrying by SirSlud · · Score: 3

      Only if you think something without conciousness should be slaughtered.

      Considering that we (mostly) agree that even the lack of a conciousness in a human doesn't excuse you from slaughtering them, whats the problem?

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      "Old man yells at systemd"
    2. Re:Slightly worrying by streetlawyer · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Considering that we (mostly) agree that even the lack of a conciousness in a human doesn't excuse you from slaughtering them, whats the problem?

      If this were true, surely abortion would be illegal?

    3. Re:Slightly worrying by SirSlud · · Score: 1

      Shoulda known from your sig.

      By human, I am speaking specifically about humans that have been born.

      I will not get dragged into anything more complicated that that.

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      "Old man yells at systemd"
    4. Re:Slightly worrying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it does not have that implication. I would guess that he has.

    5. Re:Slightly worrying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no because fetuses arent human or animal. theyre part of the birthing stage. they cannot survive outside an articial environment of the womb and are therefore not relevant.

    6. Re:Slightly worrying by ThereIsNoSporkNeo · · Score: 1

      I looked up articial. I couldn't find it.

      I'll assume you meant artificial. If so, how can you consider the womb artificial? The womb's environment is all natural.

      "... fetuses arent human or animal. theyre part of the birthing stage."
      Yes... the -human- birthing stage. By that logic you could say that infants aren't human because they are part of the "Growing stage"

      "They cannot survive outside an articial environment of the womb and are therefore not relevant" ... tell me, can you survive without all the "articial" enhancements that we have? Could you rampage through the wild and kill game with your bare hands? No? Well, then, obviously you are not relevant, making this conversation a moot point. And you (I'm assuming) are at least a mostly grown adult. An infant is not capable of surviving on its own in the world. Does this also make it non-human?

      At least come up with a better argument for killing people than those. Perhaps mental instability.

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      With my dying breath, I curse Zoidberg!
    7. Re:Slightly worrying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the wombs environment is about as artificial as you can get. its a oxygenated nutritional solution that does not occur in nature, only inside a mammal's body.
      it doesnt matter what birthing stage. humans and animals are essentially the same with humans having slightly larger cranial capacities (and one might argue bigger backsides to sit on their ass all day). infants are human since they dont require an artificial environment to survive in.
      sure, humans can survive without the enhancements. i could certainly go out and hunt if i needed to. a good rock/tree branch as a psuedo club is all you need. infants would survive (altho their mortality rate would be high) just like any normal adult. they could certainly scavenge food just like hyenas do in the worst case. or alternatively eat leaves/berries etc.
      removing a fetus and killing people are two different things.

    8. Re:Slightly worrying by ThereIsNoSporkNeo · · Score: 1

      "...that does not occur in nature, only inside a mammal's body"
      And a mammal is obviously an artificial creation, yes? A womb is natural. The state within it is natural. Mankind has not altered the state inside the womb (Well, in the majority of cases at least).

      "...humans and animals are essentially the same with humans having slightly larger cranial capacities"
      I think you underestimate the difference that the "Slightly larger cranial capacity" has. For instance, I have never seen a posting from a rat on slashdot. (Not even from one of those genetically enhanced ones that were featured a few days ago).

      "...sure, humans can survive without the enhancements. i could certainly go out and hunt if i needed to. a good rock/tree branch as a psuedo club is all you need."
      This is a generalization. I wasn't talking about humanity as a whole. I was talking about -you-. Humans can and have survived without the enhancement of technology. But could -you-. (Personally I would probably be one of the first to bite it... being a computer savvy geek doesn't help when trying to club a grizzly).

      "... infants would survive (altho their mortality rate would be high) just like any normal adult."
      No, no they wouldn't. A child emerging from the womb is considered an infant. That child is absolutely defenseless, and cannot survive without milk. Even if you took a weaned child, the chances of its survival would be absolutely astronomical.

      Therefore, if you we use your definition of "Human", you would have to be able to live without support at all. That makes the crippled, the blind, those born with mental defects... all non-human, and subject to "Removal" as you so elegantly put it. Frightening prospect really.

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      With my dying breath, I curse Zoidberg!
    9. Re:Slightly worrying by DarkZero · · Score: 2

      We consider retarded people to have only the bare minimum level of consciousness, on par with a small child or occasionally even an animal with human vocal cords, yet hardly any people or countries round them up and slaughter them. If the general population were suddenly considered to be almost as stupid as the average retarded individual, why would we decide to round them up and slaughter them?

      Besides, I doubt that any of those "enlightened people" would try to round up and slaughter the rest of the human population. Every truly ingenius supervillain knows that he needs slaves, servants, and toadies to populate his One (Multiple?) World Empire.

    10. Re:Slightly worrying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hello, my name is Bean. When I was one I escaped slaughter at the hands of my creators and hid in a toilet. I then went on to help destroy an alien race and place this guy Peter I know on the throne of the Earth.

      Thanks.

    11. Re:Slightly worrying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Say, are you the envirofascist I was accusing (as an AC) of ominously wanting to reduce the earth's population from its current 'unsustainable level' a week or two ago, or was that the other Canadian of the extreme left who often posts in the same threads as you?

      If it was you, I'm very proud to see you're now attacking others with my own argument.

    12. Re:Slightly worrying by Com2Kid · · Score: 2

      Does this not have the implication that there would be nothing very terrible about rounding up large numbers of the "vast herd" and painlessly slaughtering them?

      This would be bad because. . . . ?

      As long as it was done in a fair and just manner with no prejudices or false discriminations applied to the situation, I would see damn nearly no moral or ethical problems with this.

      Unfortunately most people are a tad wee bit offended by the idea (not that I can blame them, history has a habit of f*cking up such systems, ick. Killing smart people for racial / religious / political reasons == baaaad! ), so I end up promoting less serious measures like birth control instead.

      (yes I believe the earth has a few to many people on it, like a few billion to many people. 2 or 2.5 less would be wonderful. :-D )

  13. Ok. Hold up. by rash · · Score: 1, Interesting

    As im reading this I am getting a bit irritated.

    It seams as whenever he tries to prove something he brings up a bunch of "facts" without backing them up with anything "real". And then draws a conclusion that doesnt have anything todo with the "proof" he gave.

    So from my view he makes up evidence to justify his own views. Instead I think he should addapt his views to reality and the rules of western society.

    1. Re:Ok. Hold up. by SirSlud · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Uh, how do you give proof?

      This is so funny - short of him doing an experiment in your livingroom, any refernece he provided could be easily dismissed as you. You sound like you dont want to believe anything. How could he provide proof?

      Take your blinders off. Suggesting our 'western rules' must be upheld in scientific discovery is exactly the problem he's dicussing; that politics is superceding any actual search for scientific truth.

      And by the way, if you want to discredit him, why not provide some facts and proof yourself? People's distrust of counter-institution thinking is hilarious given how history suggests that its the only type of thinking that generally leads to the 'progress' we so enjoy today. If everybody thought like you, we'd still think that Earth was the center of the universe.

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      "Old man yells at systemd"
    2. Re:Ok. Hold up. by rash · · Score: 1

      What I am talking about is relevance.
      You cant talk for 10 hours about stuff that isnt relevant to your point.

      If I were to say. "The owner of the store hates me. So therefore I wont shop at the store next to that store". Then it wouldnt make any sense.

    3. Re:Ok. Hold up. by SirSlud · · Score: 2

      >You cant talk for 10 hours about stuff that isnt relevant to your point.

      Fortunately, its a free world, and you can.

      And I believe he does address the questions, ultimately, in his answers.

      But man, there is a whackload of bonus information and thinking in there that I am *glad* he includes. You can never expound too much; its up to the person asking the question to filter the reply and use what information is relevent to them.

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      "Old man yells at systemd"
    4. Re:Ok. Hold up. by rash · · Score: 1

      hahaha
      you are funny

    5. Re:Ok. Hold up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > People's distrust of counter-institution thinking is hilarious given how history suggests that its the only type of thinking that generally leads to the 'progress' we so enjoy today. If everybody thought like you, we'd still think that Earth was the center of the universe.

      The people who've engaged in progress via "counter-institution thinking" typically haven't engaged in such thinking for its own purpose. They didn't write polemics about how all academics have been corrupted by department politics. They merely did what they did and died and eventually someone discovered their work. I imagine many didn't even realize consciously that they were particularly "counter-institutional".

      They were also a tremendously small percentage of thinkers. The rest of the pack (including myself) aren't particularly suited to actually accomplishing something via "counter-institutional" thinking, and to attempt to do so on purpose is mindless hubris. Anyone that I've ever seen who actually claims that this is what they are doing seems to think much more of themselves than they should, and usually doesn't actually do anything real.

    6. Re:Ok. Hold up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone that I've ever seen who actually claims that this is what they are doing seems to think much more of themselves than they should, and usually doesn't actually do anything real.

      If they don't do anything to hurt anyone, is that better than someone who does a lot of stuff that hurts people, like a CEO or an accountant?

  14. Re:whew, now my brain can rest. oh wait.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And then there's also a part three...

  15. For a moment there.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I read the title as "Alicebot Creator Dr. Richard Wallace Exlodes". Whew! Always gotta watch out for spontaneous combustion.

  16. not a troll, i swear by macsox · · Score: 3, Insightful

    i certainly appreciate good technology, don't get me wrong. but, after reading a new york times magazine article on the good doctor, i revisited ALICE, and was not impressed, as i hadn't been the first time. i messed with it for about ten minutes, thinking maybe i was missing something, and then showed it to my girlfriend, who asked ALICE about three questions and then gave me one of those looks.

    i know, i know, baby steps, but, in a behavioral sense, this neither approximates nor even reasonably simulates intelligent thought. why are people so blown away?

    1. Re:not a troll, i swear by Zurk · · Score: 1

      it talks back. its a (slightly better) eliza. we arent blown away. we're just happy that someone is building it. sure its a toy. but its a step towards the real thing (combining google with alicebot and cyc would be a great start). and maybe just maybe modifications to the open code of alicebot can lead to some real progress.

    2. Re:not a troll, i swear by JPriest · · Score: 1

      I think I liked Eliza better. For some cheap entertainment check out AOLiza. It's a list of some chat logs where some unsuspecting AIM users end up talking to Eliza.

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      Saying Java is nice because it works on all OS's is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders.
    3. Re:not a troll, i swear by Pramode · · Score: 1

      Here is the article to which the parent refers. Quite interesting; puts the interview in perspective and gives incites into this man's life.

    4. Re:not a troll, i swear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      showed it to my girlfriend, who asked ALICE about three questions and then gave me one of those looks.

      Slap her around a bit. Then tie her up and ass-rape her good. Finish up by pissing and shitting on her face...one of those looks?

    5. Re:not a troll, i swear by tgv · · Score: 1

      I agree completely with you. ALICE is technically speaking uninteresting and AIML is a pretentious attempt to use the word "meta" in yet another abbreviation. There are far, far better dialogue systems out there, albeit with a much more limited scope. No, ALICE's attraction must be its simplicity and availability.

  17. Re:Yes but what does the acronym A.L.I.C.E stand f by I+Want+GNU! · · Score: 4, Informative

    A.L.I.C.E. = artificial linguistic Internet computer entity

  18. Newral Networks are Wrong Level? by Louis+Savain · · Score: 5, Informative

    My longstanding opinion is that neural networks are the wrong level of abstraction for understanding intelligence, human or machine.

    Not a very valid opinion since the behavioral complexity and robustness of biological neural networks are many, many orders of magnitude greater than that of any robot or program in existence. Alice is a good example. But this view is to be expected from a GOFAI (good old fashioned AI) guru whose livelihood depends on hawking the hopelessly flawed symbolic intelligence and knowledge representation approach to AI. This approach is over fifty years old and they still can't use it to make a machine as smart as a cockroach. Not a very good track record, IMO.

    For a better take on why neural networks are the only hope for achieving human level AI, click on the links below:

    Temporal Intelligence
    Animal

    1. Re:Newral Networks are Wrong Level? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes and please tell us exactly how your machine simulated perceptron is even close to the real thing. its all bullshit. no perceptron can ever match a single biological neuron.

    2. Re:Newral Networks are Wrong Level? by mike3411 · · Score: 1

      I agree, I'm studying neurobiology (at CMU :) and am amazed at Dr. Wallace's disdain for the functionality of the human brain, and similar approaches. I haven't gotten a chance to play with ALICE much (the site is getting rather slow), but the bottom line is that all of its "intelligence" and abilities have been hard-coded in, and it has no ability to adapt or learn, some of the fundamentals of intelligence.

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    3. Re:Newral Networks are Wrong Level? by Coventry · · Score: 2

      A nueral network is just a self-adjusting system that is taught how to respond to stimuli via certain rules and some feedback (wether positive or negative) - thus, all a nueral net does is try different combinations of paterns and self-feedback until it find the 'best' solution to a problem. Thus, a nueral net is just software that in a way, writes software. The doctor states that it is the _software_ the brain is running that makes it what it is (for us) - intelligent. a _really_ big nueral net could, yes, find the equivilent patterns to mimic said software, but all the doctor is saying is that a nural net isn't _the_ software the brain runs. hrm, duno if I made sense, but the doctor isn't saying ALICE is _THE_ method for AI, just that its a usefull AI tool for language modeling and response modeling for a language, and that he think neural nets are the wrong way to go for general, true-brain simulation.

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    4. Re:Newral Networks are Wrong Level? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey Louis, there you are again. Still bonkers, I see. Good luck with that. If I wasn't such an insensitive clod I might even care. But as it stands, I just think fuck you, fuck you and everything you stand for.

    5. Re:Newral Networks are Wrong Level? by neuroneck · · Score: 1

      here here, i fully support your opinion. he seems to ignore all the research in neural computation from the 80s and 90s (dendritic integration and synaptic processing). however, he seems well versed in the old "institutional" view of AI.

    6. Re:Newral Networks are Wrong Level? by mindpixel · · Score: 2

      As Richard knows, I completely disagree with this. I think you can approximate anything with symbolic systems... with a huge amount of work, but with genetically evolved neural networks, I think you can go beyond approximation and actually copy intelligence.

      Richard and I both have chapter in a forthcoming book about the Turing Test--he says we're chatbots, and I say we're hyperspace.

      I believe we can train a neural network to re-create a continuous human semantic-affective hyperspace, where every proposition (Mindpixel) is a point and we know the truth of any particular proposition by interpolating the truth of its hyperspatial neighbors... the same goes for emotion... any feeling you have can be represented spatially with three dimensions--"Pleasure-displeasure" distinguishes the positive-negative affective quality of
      emotional states, "arousal-nonarousal" refers to a combination of physical activity and mental alertness, and "dominance-submissiveness" is defined in terms of control versus lack of control.

      Now, if we can train something to classify unknown propositions in this human hyperspace as a human does, then we can do a brute force search for an artificial thought and the artificial feeling to go with it by just firing billions of random strings at it until it finds a random string that no one has ever seen before, but that has a non-random truth value.

      Of course, I may be completely full of shit, but like Richard says, the data is still invaluable--so go enter some mindpixels! Whatever A. I. the future brings, it will have Mindpixels in it.

      BTW: I don't think it is a coincidence that human short term memory is about seven chunks (miller) and that the surface area of a hypersphere peaks at 7.25695... do you?

  19. This is the Best Interview On Slashdot Ever by BlueRain · · Score: 1

    Thank you Dr. Wallace. Really.

    1. Re:This is the Best Interview On Slashdot Ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Suck - sukc -slurp!

    2. Re:This is the Best Interview On Slashdot Ever by Ilgaz · · Score: 1

      I agree and don't read the comments even. Those are the same guys bitches about anything...

      Oh and... mods people down... eek :)

  20. Kind of hard to get past the first answer. by Christianfreak · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Disclaimer, I haven't read the whole thing yet since its long I'm going to comment on my observations so far.

    That's not to say that some people can't be more enlightened than others. But for the vast herd out there, on average, consciousness is simply not a significant factor. Not even a second- or third-order effect. Consciousness is marginal.

    Okay I'm sure this guy is a huge expert and all but this sounds rather elitest, lots of people create lots of wonderful things, to say that most people don't use their consciousness simply ignores all the massive achievements of the last 100 years. He goes on to talk about that people say only about 45000 things to his robots... well it seems to me the obvious answer is that most people perceive robots a certain way ... as machines. In fact I'm impressed he got that many responses, most people don't ask their electric can-opener what the meaning of life is, and I venture to guess that most people don't see a robot much differently.

    Also he talks about how the brain is such a horrible computer but completely ignores human interaction, something that our computers can't do and I don't see them doing very well anytime in the near future (ever talked to that crappy robot voice on Sprint PCS customer service?). He talks about how the brain is horrible at math but ignores that fact that everytime we move the brain makes complex calcuations to put our legs in the right place and keep us balanced. Just because we aren't conscious of it doesn't mean it doesn't happen.

    So really I think hes comparing humans from the perspective of his robots ... I don't think its a very good comparison. In fact switch good visual recognition with good math skills in what he's saying and you would have a better description of a robot than a person ...

    Just my opinions, not meant as a troll.

    1. Re:Kind of hard to get past the first answer. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah. Walking. Muscle memory.

    2. Re:Kind of hard to get past the first answer. by mickwd · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Yeah, his comment about the 45,000 different categories was a strange one. It all depends how you classify "categories" - classify them differently, and I'm sure you could divide everything it is possible to talk about into, say, 12 categories, or 100, or 3000, or......

      I also don't buy his comments about human consciousness. If a brain's consciousness is a product of the program it's running, then is it the program itself which exhibits consciousness, or is it the act of running that program?

      If it's the first, then would you consider a printout of the program to have consciousness ?

      If it's the second, then imagine running through the above printout of the program using pencil and noteped to record data (imagine being like a slow microprocessor - maybe one instruction per 20 seconds). Are the printout, pencil and notepad conscious and alive ? Can you cause pain to a sentient being (the pencil and paper) by writing the wrong thing ? Would it be ethical to ever stop writing ?

      Or perhaps consciousness is a "quantum" effect - i.e. once something reaches a certain threshold of processing power it acquires a level of consciousness ? Well, if this is the case, does that mean that the Pentium XXXII 358Ghz will start to exhibit consciousness, whereas the 320GHz version (which runs the same software, although slower (though not as slow as pencil and paper)), does not ?

      Or perhaps there is some sort of "critical mass" effect, beyond which strange physical interactions which may lead to consciousness start taking place ? If there is any scientific basis to human consciousness and self-awareness - even the concept of a soul - then this is the only explanation I can really start to believe in.

      If this sort of thing interests you, be sure to read "The Emperor's New Mind" by Roger Penrose - it's several years old, and may even be out of print now. He presents many more arguments than I have here - better explained, and better thought through. It's a must-read.

      Sorry if I've drifted off-topic. But then again, I'm only human ;)

    3. Re:Kind of hard to get past the first answer. by ctrimble · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I think the mistake that you're making is in assuming that things like creativity are conscious. Let me give you a f'rinstance. Consider a bird's nest. Have you ever seen a bird build one? The bird will fly down to the ground and pick through bits of twigs and grass until it finds a piece it likes. Then it will fly back to the nest and muck around until it finds a place where it should go. It inserts it (maybe tacking it in place with a bit of saliva/mucus) and repeats until done.

      Now consider a furniture builder. He goes to the wood pile, finds a piece of wood that isn't too knotty and has been seasoned well. Then he carves it, planes it, sands it, and attaches it to whatever he's building and repeats.

      Here's the difference -- the bird makes the same kind of nest over and over again. There will be very little variation. However, the furniture builder supposedly has some degree of creativity that allows him to build furniture that he's never built before. Maybe he's building a chair and he decides to put some scrollwork on the back. This isn't an option that a bird has when building a nest.

      On the other hand, there are birds that do seem to evince creativity. For example, there's the bower bird. Not only does the male create a nest, it decorates it with colourful baubles in order to attract a female. It competes with other males in creating the best nest. It doesn't create the same nest each time. It seems to make conscious decisions about how best to design the nest. However, attributing consciousness to the bower bird is an iffy proposition. I have a hard time imagining a bower bird with an interior monologue:

      BB: Yeah, baby. Check out those shells. I gotsta get me some of them for my swingin' bachelor pad. I'm gonna be pimpin' like a mother once I get hooked up with some of that shit. Those fly hoochies will be all over my jimmy! Damn.
      As far as Wallace's comments about math go, you're taking it out of context. The brain doesn't excel at doing math. It excels at learning how to do something repeatedly. That's to say, it's trainable. Try this: put on a pair of glasses that have a prism in the lens so your vision is shifted to the left by 15 degrees. Now have someone pitch a ball to you. You know that your vision is off by 15 degrees, so it should be easy to compensate. Right? There's no way you're going to catch the ball. Now do it repeatedly for a half an hour. Pretty soon you'll be catching it every time. Take the glasses off and have your friend pitch you the ball again. You're going to miss because you're body is still used to the vision shift, even though you know that you're back to business as usual. My point is that your brain doesn't make "complex calculations". You have something called proprioception that is "knowledge of body in space" that allows you to do things like pick up a coffee cup without seeing the cup or your hand.

      Incidentally, for more information on creativity, pick up a book by Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi (pron. CHICK-ma-high). Also, Oliver Sacks has some good books on how the mind and body work together ("Leg to Stand On", "The Man Who Mistook His Wife For a Hat", "Anthropologist on Mars").

    4. Re:Kind of hard to get past the first answer. by kiscica · · Score: 1

      Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi (pron. CHICK-ma-high)

      Actually, it's pronounced (approximately): MEE-high CHEEK-sent-mee-high-yee.

      Kiscica

    5. Re:Kind of hard to get past the first answer. by alienmole · · Score: 1
      [The male bower bird] seems to make conscious decisions about how best to design the nest. However, attributing consciousness to the bower bird is an iffy proposition. I have a hard time imagining a bower bird with an interior monologue:
      BB: Yeah, baby. Check out those shells. I gotsta get me some of them for my swingin' bachelor pad. I'm gonna be pimpin' like a mother once I get hooked up with some of that shit. Those fly hoochies will be all over my jimmy! Damn.
      Great example, but I think you have that a bit backwards. I don't have a problem attributing some bird-like equivalent of that internal dialog to the bower bird - but I would have trouble attributing true "consciousness" to a person saying that to themselves while beachcombing. In the person's case, the internal dialog probably serves a function as a kind of check/balance on the activity, but doesn't necessarily denote a high level of consciousness.

      Part of the problem here may be definitional: the apparently "conscious" decisions which the bower bird makes don't necessarily imply "consciousness" in the sense that we normally use it. Then again, interacting with a well-trained parrot, one gets the sense that something more than mere instinct is operating in its tiny brain, albeit a limited form of whatever it is. But that's the Turing Test all over again - how do we know the parrot isn't just fooling us into thinking it's intelligent - and is their actually any difference between being able to fool someone into thinking you're intelligent, and actually being intelligent?

    6. Re:Kind of hard to get past the first answer. by ctrimble · · Score: 1
      How about another example -- it's the one they use in most intro cog-sci classes. You're driving home from work, a route you've taken every day for the past year. As you drive, you're thinking about the events of the day, what you're going to be doing tonight, following the current events on NPR. What you're not doing is thinking about things like flipping on your directional as you change lanes, stopping at stoplights, and all the little details that are part of driving. You could probably get all the way home and not recall a single thing about the trip. However, just before you reach your driveway, a kid runs in front of your car while chasing a baseball. Suddenly NPR is forgotten as you focus your entire attention on avoiding the child. Bam! Consciousness.

      Now, say that you drive through a neighborhood where kids are always running in front of cars. At first, it's very distracting and you constantly need to keep your eyes peeled (so to speak). However, after doing it for a couple of months you begin to instinctively avoid the kids and you can concentrate on NPR again while your car weaves around the inadvertently suicidal kids.

      I suppose I'm agreeing with you about the semantics of 'consciousness'. I kind of like the spotlight example. There's a lot going around in your head and your consciousness is a spotlight that you can direct at will to illuminate the things that are going on. So, you can automatically pick up your coffee cup and drink from it while perusing slashdot, or you can consciously pick up your coffee cup and pay particular attention to the feel of the handle, the taste of the coffee, and the sight of the mold floating in it as you realise you grabbed a cup left over from last week. (Okay, maybe I'm personalising it, here.)

      I have a couple of dogs that I like experimenting on (benevolently, of course). In many ways, they seem conscious. They can do rudimentary problem solving and seem relatively conscious. If I'm at the dinner table with my SO and they don't get food from me, they'll shortly go over to her and see if she'll be more accomodating. It seems like they're saying, "Well, we'll give Alex a shot. Hmm. Doesn't look like he's going to come through. Let's try Kelly, instead." Of course, we (as people) love to anthropomorphosise (did I spell that right, CmdrTaco?) and that's probably not what's going on in the dog's head at all.

      OTOH, they are hardwired in some ways. For example, if I'm working in my office and don't want to be bothered by them, I'll say (for example), "Grenouille! Get out!" and he'll get up and go out. However, if he wants to be in my room, he'll get up, leave, walk a few feet, turn right around and come back in. At which point I'll say "Out!" and he'll turn around and leave and then turn around and come back in. We can do this five or six times before he gives up. It appears that he's hardwired to leave when I say "Out!" and can't consciously countermand my order until a few seconds have passed.

      I'd also like to throw out an example that I read about a few years ago that is tangentally apropos but still cool. (I read about this a few years ago, so the details may not be entirely accurate.) Remember the dollar bill trick your father probably pulled on you? Where he holds a bill by the top and you hold your fingers open about half way down? He lets go of the bill and if you close your fingers in time to catch it, it's yours. However, if you close your fingers before he lets go, you don't get to go to college. It's always a losing proposition because of the 500 ms latency between when you see it drop (and desire to catch it) and when you can close your fingers. This is because of the activation potential between desiring something and when your muscles can actually do something about it.

      Now, it doesn't seem like there's always a half second gap between wanting and doing. You don't say to yourself, "I want a sip of coffee" *time passes* and then you pick up the cup. The events seem simultaneous. That's because your consciousness retcons the event. So, here's the cool part.

      There was a test done a while ago where some people were hooked up to some devices that would measure blood pressure, conductivity, etc. There was a button on the desk in front of them that was wired to a CD player. They were told that the button would start the CD player and that they should press it whenever they felt like it. In fact, the electrodes measured the electrical potential of the muscles and could tell when the arm was about to hit the button before the person was even aware of it. The effect was that right when the person had the urge/intention of hitting the button, but before they moved, the CD player started playing. No matter how long or how short of a time they waited, the CD player would anticipate them. The effect was that their minds were being read, but it was just their bodies.

      The point is that rather than having a causal chain that looks like:

      decide to raise hand -> raise hand
      it's more like:
      hand raises -> consciousness says 'I meant to do that.'
      I apologise if I really mangled this. If there's a question about it, I'll see if I can dig up the reference to the actual study.
    7. Re:Kind of hard to get past the first answer. by ctrimble · · Score: 1

      Ah. Thank you. That explains why he doesn't return my phone calls.

    8. Re:Kind of hard to get past the first answer. by Asicath · · Score: 1

      lots of people create lots of wonderful things, to say that most people don't use their consciousness simply ignores all the massive achievements of the last 100 years.

      Its not that they dont USE it, its that they dont HAVE it in the first place. The human brain is a big hunk of matter that exists inside the physical universe, therefore the neurons that give us our "processing power" are bound to behave according the laws of this universe. Therefore if we can perfectly comprehend those laws we should be able to perfectly predict the behavior of all humans.

      Now heres where the kicker comes in, some philosophers claim that part of our being exists outside of the physical reality and therefore isnt subject to its laws, this part is our conscious Will otherwise know as our freedom of choise.

      The only thing he is claiming is that it seems a vast portion of our population merely reacts to their environment with this physical brain (and thus they react very predictably) and dont react consciously. For the most part of our day this is a very good feature to have, I wouldnt want the tedious and nessary task of manualy beating my heart and breathing, I like being able to walk, talk and chew bubblegum at the same time.

      Why is it important to react consciously? Who cares.

    9. Re:Kind of hard to get past the first answer. by Celandro · · Score: 1

      I think what he was really trying to say is if you had a competition between ALICE and the person taking your food order at mcdonald's, ALICE would win hands down.

      I mean seriously.. how hard can #4 super size with a coke easy ice be to comprehend? Why must I repeat myself and still end up with a glass full of ice? ;)

      People who read slashdot are in the minority. Remember half the people in the world are dumber than average! The ability to understand the impact of a retroactive 20 year extension of copyright for example requires more consiousness than most people posess.

    10. Re:Kind of hard to get past the first answer. by yo303 · · Score: 1
      Descartes never talked about the relative weights of brain and mind, but you can read in an implicit 50-50 assumption in most Dualist literature. My idea is more like 99-1, or even 99.999999% automatic machinery and .00000001% self-awareness, creativity, consciousness, spirit or what have you.

      Which only leaves room for 0.00000099% math skills.

      yo.

    11. Re:Kind of hard to get past the first answer. by Slime-dogg · · Score: 1

      The point of "45,000" things springs from the type of questions that can be answered with the same answer. Alice isn't about generating actual intelligent responses, it is just about generating a response that sounds like it could have been generated intelligently. Thus, Wallace poses the question: What's the difference between illusion and material? This type of attitude brushes on the theories that state that we are all just a set of batteries for a massive army of robots, and our brains are connected into some massive Matrix...

      Anyway, the responses he refers to are like such:

      How do I change my oil?
      How do I tie my shoelaces?
      What are you?
      What are ants?

      You see, the italicized portions are all that is really important. You can chop off the unnecessary portion (the details) using a wildcard, and come up with a somewhat intelligent response. example:

      How do I *?
      A: RTFM!
      What are *?
      Here, it checks for a keyword, you in this case. It will answer:
      A: I am a machine.
      Otherwise, it would answer:
      A: We can't be certain what they are.

      So you see, there are surprisingly few responses that "fit" with many stimuli. This is what he meant by saying that there are 45,000 possibilities, or some such.

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    12. Re:Kind of hard to get past the first answer. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe you should lookup a bell curve sometime.

    13. Re:Kind of hard to get past the first answer. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There isn't anything substantive in your rant, and yet there it sits at 5. I could almost cry if I hadn't come to expect Slashdot to be retarded a long time ago.

      Seriously, is it as easy to comprehend consciousness? You have to puzzle through paragraphs of sophmoric nonsense?

    14. Re:Kind of hard to get past the first answer. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You logic is flawed. Let me guess, you're they guy who tells me 9 women can have a baby in 1 month, right?

      If 1/2 of the population is below average, then the other half is above average. No one straddles the fence, there is no single Joe Average with the IQ of 100.000000000.

      The majority IS average, the minority falls on either side of what we call a "bell curve". The numbers get smaller as you travel away from "average".

    15. Re:Kind of hard to get past the first answer. by j1mmy · · Score: 1

      Okay I'm sure this guy is a huge expert and all but this sounds rather elitest, lots of people create lots of wonderful things, to say that most people don't use their consciousness simply ignores all the massive achievements of the last 100 years.

      Is getting a haircut a massive achievement? Hardly. You're overvaluing the people that actually contribute and undervaluing the VAST MAJORITY OF PEOPLE who merely drift through life: school, job, kids, middle-age, retirement, death.

      He goes on to talk about that people say only about 45000 things to his robots...

      45000 patterns, not exact phrases.

      well it seems to me

      How does it seem to the robot?

      the obvious answer is that most people perceive robots a certain way ... as machines. In fact I'm impressed he got that many responses, most people don't ask their electric can-opener what the meaning of life is, and I venture to guess that most people don't see a robot much differently.

      This statement is only valid if the people knew they were talking to a computer.

      Also he talks about how the brain is such a horrible computer but completely ignores human interaction, something that our computers can't do and I don't see them doing very well anytime in the near future (ever talked to that crappy robot voice on Sprint PCS customer service?).

      That's a problem of NLP and voice recognition. Answering simple questions is not a difficult task given the proper knowledge base.

      He talks about how the brain is horrible at math but ignores that fact that everytime we move the brain makes complex calcuations to put our legs in the right place and keep us balanced. Just because we aren't conscious of it doesn't mean it doesn't happen.

      Bullshit. You never make any calculations. You've got years upon years of experience with your musclular system. You've developed reflexes and coordination that all happen subconsciously. The reason walking robots, image recognition, voice recogntion, etc. all suck is because they're all computationally expensive. Your brain knows patterns: patters of motion, sound and vision. It works in a very different way then doing hard math. Your argument is equivalent to saying that an apple calculates it's own trajectory as it falls from a tree.

      So really I think hes comparing humans from the perspective of his robots ... I don't think its a very good comparison. In fact switch good visual recognition with good math skills in what he's saying and you would have a better description of a robot than a person ...

      His entire point is that people are very much like robots. They take input and react on it. How they do so is guided by almost entirely by experience, with "free will" being a tiny fraction of randomness that promotes "independent" action and thought. I think most people are unable to come to terms with the notion that humans aren't as free-spirited as we'd like to make ourselves out to be.

    16. Re:Kind of hard to get past the first answer. by mickwd · · Score: 2

      OK, as it's you.....I won't put anything substantive in my reply either ;)

      Seriously, is it as easy to comprehend consciousness?

      Not as easy as it was to comprehend that sentence.

      You have to puzzle through paragraphs of sophmoric nonsense?

      Oops...I believe I just have.

    17. Re:Kind of hard to get past the first answer. by Celandro · · Score: 1

      You all really need to learn how to take a joke ;)..

      In any population, half the population is dumb and half is smart, its very very simple. Now yes the majority are approximately equal and intelligence follows a bell curve fairly well but come on people.. its a joke dang it :P~.

      Oh and I still stand by my arguement that most people are not consious being and furthermore if it were possible to read minds, the average slashdot reader would be horrified at what most people are thinking about :P

    18. Re:Kind of hard to get past the first answer. by Prune · · Score: 1

      Penrose has since written a new book, "Shadows of the Mind", which is much better, and elaborates some things he skipped over in "The Emperor's New Mind". HOWEVER, most scientists think Penrose is wrong, and much has been published refuting his ideas. For more information, see the discussion at PSYCHE:
      http://psyche.cs.monash.edu.au/psyche-ind ex-v2.htm l
      and find the following (somewhat techincal) paper:
      http://www.rpi.edu/~faheyj2/SB/SELPAP/PENR OSE/pen. sel8.pdf

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    19. Re:Kind of hard to get past the first answer. by Christianfreak · · Score: 2
      Is getting a haircut a massive achievement? Hardly. You're overvaluing the people that actually contribute and undervaluing the VAST MAJORITY OF PEOPLE who merely drift through life: school, job, kids, middle-age, retirement, death.

      No, he is painting them all with the same broad general brush, that annoys me. You are taking it a step further and saying that people who don't make major impacts on humanity are of less value than people who do. My apologies but that offends me, not everyone gets to be the hero or get hyped up by the media or discover a cure for insert-your-favorite-terminal-illness-here. But that doesn't mean they don't have unique ideas, thoughts, feelings or that they can't be creative or that they are only creative a very small amount of time.

      And then... even if you take all creativity away humans ultimatly do what makes them happy, or what is best for their loved ones. I say that is even more than responding to stimuli. No robot currently created knows what happiness is, much less love and can only respond with a given set of parameters while humans, who may respond along the same lines when asked the same questions still come up with unique answers.

      the obvious answer is that most people perceive robots a certain way ... as machines. In fact I'm impressed he got that many responses, most people don't ask their electric can-opener what the meaning of life is, and I venture to guess that most people don't see a robot much differently.
      This statement is only valid if the people knew they were talking to a computer.

      Fair enough, how many people do you know open up and give more than a few canned answers to perfect strangers?

      Also he talks about how the brain is such a horrible computer but completely ignores human interaction, something that our computers can't do and I don't see them doing very well anytime in the near future (ever talked to that crappy robot voice on Sprint PCS customer service?).
      That's a problem of NLP and voice recognition. Answering simple questions is not a difficult task given the proper knowledge base.

      Exactly, a knowledge base, a database, whatever but I can't tell that thing that i have a problem with my bill, I have to go through dozens of menus and talk to a real person. There is no human interaction, its just telling me what's in a database, it can't try to figure out the problem.
      He talks about how the brain is horrible at math but ignores that fact that everytime we move the brain makes complex calcuations to put our legs in the right place and keep us balanced. Just because we aren't conscious of it doesn't mean it doesn't happen.

      You never make any calculations. You've got years upon years of experience with your musclular system. You've developed reflexes and coordination that all happen subconsciously.

      Okay I step on something that's an odd shape for this example say it shift my weight in a way it hasn't been shifted before. I don't fall down, why? because my brain controls my reflexes when correct my balence, based on the signals from my inner-ear. Its highly unlikely that I store every experience of falling and my brain just picks the correct response, no it tries to right me with a reflex to catch my weight. The signals in the brain are real, I bet they can be reduced to equations. However since I can't find where I read about this now, I'll conceed the point.

      They take input and react on it. How they do so is guided by almost entirely by experience, with "free will" being a tiny fraction of randomness that promotes "independent" action and thought.

      I randomly became a programmer, randomly I do some art as a hobby, randomly I write a few things. Wait all of those are creative activities that I choose to do. Ask anyone on the planet and I can almost say for certain they will tell you about a creative thing they've done or currently do. I'm sorry but this is a pathetic attempt to reduce the human experiance to random stimuli.

    20. Re:Kind of hard to get past the first answer. by alienmole · · Score: 2
      The point is that rather than having a causal chain that looks like:

      decide to raise hand -> raise hand

      it's more like:

      hand raises -> consciousness says 'I meant to do that.'

      This is an example of an "unconscious" action, though, like scratching your nose. I'm familiar with variations on the studies you describe. I did a year of undergrad psych, which means I may not even know enough to be dangerous. However, I don't think the quote above covers the case of a consciously motivated action. There are actions that are "unconscious", to which our consciousness may nevertheless attribute conscious motivation (e.g. nose-scratching) - and there are actions which are consciously initiated, but like all actions, have to be routed through the usual nervous system channels. These channels operate unconsciously, so the causal chain for "decide to raise hand/raise hand" is really something like:

      * decide to raise hand
      * hand-raising instruction issued as result of decision
      * hand raises, under control of nervous system (including associated brain function)
      * consciousness says "I meant to do that" - and it's right.

      Your CD player example, as described, might simply illustrate the lag between signalling in the body and physical motion. I'm familiar with other experiments which have shown the retcon effect you're describing, but I don't think there's anything too mysterious about it: it's a simple necessity to sync external events with our perceptions - not just our own actions, but other external activity as well. But even if the actual study took this into account, it still doesn't say anything about whether the original motivation was conscious or not.

      In fact, based on studies that have been done of how people's perception can change if continually exposed to some distortion in their environment (like seeing everything upside down), if you gave someone a set of goggles that delayed everything by an extra half-second, I suspect their brain would soon adjust to increase the retcon period. But this issue is orthogonal to the question of the initiation of actions being conscious or unconscious.

    21. Re:Kind of hard to get past the first answer. by ctrimble · · Score: 1
      I'm not sure I agree about the conscious/unconscious division. For example, if I were to say to someone, "I want you to make a conscious decision to raise your hand and then subsequently raise it within the next five minutes." I would imagine that they would sit there for an arbitrary amount of time, and then their hand would go up. To them, the event would seem almost simultaneous, but there would still be the feeling of mentally willing their hand up immediately followed by their hand going up. Now, it may be that they unconsciously decided that their hand was going to go up half a second earlier and that triggered their conciousness to become "aware" of that fact when the hand was about to go up. But that doesn't change the fact that the causal chain isn't "conscious willing -> physical act". It may be the case that there is an "unconscious conscious" that has "free will" but that doesn't appear in the forefront of consciousness. (Actually, most of these terms should be liberally enclosed in scare quotes. I'm assuming all sorts of things.)

      I suppose I don't see why you think the decision to push a button is orthogonal to the question of whether it's a conscious decision, or not. Lacking the ability to peer inside someone's head and determine if the "conscious" part of the brain is engaged, we have to take their word for it. That is, if we tell someone to do something consciously, we have to assume that it is conscious. It's the incorrigabilty of mental phenomena. But, the point of the CD experiment is to show that it's not a conscious decision, because the muscles prepare to fire before the thought of pressing the button has entered into the consciousness. So, the question is really, can the unconscious make conscious decisions. Or, is there a state that's between consciousness and unconsciousness that makes decisions. Or, what is consciousness? (I.e., is consciousness just awareness, or is that only a small part of consciousness.)

    22. Re:Kind of hard to get past the first answer. by alienmole · · Score: 2
      Actually, most of these terms should be liberally enclosed in scare quotes. I'm assuming all sorts of things

      Ditto.

      We may be talking at cross purposes. If we tell someone to do something consciously, we can be reasonably sure that if they subsequently do it, that at some point, a concious decision was made to do it. It's easy to test that this is not some kind of automatic response to instruction, certainly.

      In addition, it's easy to determine that a truly conscious decision to do something (as opposed to something which may appear conscious after the fact) must precede the action itself. Here's a way to prove this: look at a coffee cup, say out loud "I'm going to lift that coffee cup", and then lift the coffee cup. Did a conscious decision precede the action? If you say no, then we have to start redefining our terms, since I say it does, inevitably.

      What I think you're focusing on is how and when conscious decisions get communicated to the parts of our brain and body that actually cause physical actions to be executed. I agree that this mechanism is probably wholly unconscious.

      In the CD player example, I'm saying that a conscious decision is made by the subject, *prior to the action*. However, for all we know, this conscious decision may be made quite some time ahead of the action - we really have no way to tell. As a software developer, I would use the analogy of queuing an event request. Having made the conscious decision to perform an action, an event request is queued. At some point after that, the action is performed, by an unconscious mechanism. The exact timing of our initiation of the action is out of our control in a similar way as it is in a software system: there may be other higher-priority events queued, garbage collection may need to take place (software analogy), etc.

      So when you say "But, the point of the CD experiment is to show that it's not a conscious decision", I believe that by "it", in the context of this discussion, you mean the unconscious initiation of an action which was triggered by a prior conscious decision. I don't think there's any mystery here, and in fact I think psych folk might benefit from writing some real-time software to gain an intuitive feel for some of these things. Of course, that's one of the points of AI work on things like autonomous robots.

      BTW, one of the many automatic processes that must take place in any real-time system (including us!) is the synchronization of perception of external events with internal processes. Anyone who writes real-time software sooner or later runs into a situation where delay in detecting external events must be taken into account, since catastrophic errors can result otherwise, as the effects of the delay are compounded over time. So software effectively has to set back the timestamp on external events - often by different amounts depending on the kind of event or other factors. From the point of view of a control program, which compares timestamps, it sees events happening in the appropriate sequence, even though reality may be different depending on how and where you measure it. Our consciousness exhibits a similar effect, which is hardly surprising.

      So my comment about orthogonality is that the CD player experiment is measuring the things I've just described, relating to things like execution of queued actions and perception delays, i.e. the aftereffects of a conscious decision. It doesn't say anything about the initial conscious decision that led to this activity.

      Note that I'm not saying all decisions are conscious; just that some are, and that it's possible to control for conscious decisions. When such a conscious decision occurs, it necessarily must precede the action which is taken as a result. However, the final mechanism by which that action is taken is primarily unconscious.

      It may be the case that there is an "unconscious conscious" that has "free will" but that doesn't appear in the forefront of consciousness.

      That may well be true, but isn't what I was talking about.

      Or, what is consciousness? (I.e., is consciousness just awareness, or is that only a small part of consciousness.)

      The terms are very overloaded, but "conscious decisions" are not quite as vague as consciousness, and that's really what we're talking about. The definition I've been using is of a decision made deliberately with the awareness of our conscious minds (some recursiveness there, can't be helped), prior to the actual execution of that decision. By this definition, because of the reasons we've discussed, some decisions may seem to be conscious that in fact aren't; nevertheless, it is possible to control for this in lab environments by appropriate interaction with the participants.

  21. Re:In case of slashdotting by the+way,+what're+you · · Score: 0

    well.. you could cook it pretty well with an OC'ed athlon. cook dinner and waste time at the same time.

    No kidding, some dude cooked an egg with his Athlon XP!

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  22. Here ya go by Codex+The+Sloth · · Score: 5, Funny

    Picture right here.

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  23. LSD by hanwen · · Score: 2, Interesting
    In the early 1960's there was some very promising research at Harvard applying LSD to depressed patients like me. [...] Even today there is zero research on this topic.

    It all depends on where the "topic" ends precisely, but there have been studies on the effect of LSD on religious experiences. Some of them are cited in "Zen and the Brain" by James Austin.

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  24. Re:A.I. will never happen. Just face it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It was this year.

  25. Re:Drugs by jaymz168 · · Score: 1

    I think one it's more important effects is to be able to stand outside one's thought processes (as much as one can) and be able to somewhat objectively analyze the mind. It's possible that use of this drug can help us understand more about conciousness and developing AI in the right hands. Of course this isn't anything new, but I'm not sure this approach has ever been taken in an attempt to develop AI.

  26. Read the answer to #2 by sconeu · · Score: 3, Insightful

    1. He didn't answer the question
    2. <SARCASM>Good thing he's not bitter or anything, isn't it?</SARCASM>

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    1. Re:Read the answer to #2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It seems that answer 3 goes to question 2 and answer 2 goes to question 3.

    2. Re:Read the answer to #2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you, thank you. This guy is a poser with a chip on his shoulder.

  27. "what's wrong with this picture?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The native born American hippie agronomy student who got his Ph.D. in the 1970's is growing pot underground in California today. The immigrant doctor who "proved" that marijuana causes cancer got the NIDA grant and has tenure at UCLA. What's wrong with this picture?
    What's wrong with this picture is the very fact that he mentions ethnicity. I've always kind of assumed that scientific minds- especially computer scientific minds- can move past irrelevant things like that....and I find it especially sad that someone complaining about the amount of backstabbing going on in american science (and that's a valid argument) has to resort to essentially the same tactics to drive a point home.

    1. Re:"what's wrong with this picture?" by alicebotmaster · · Score: 1

      You brought up ethnicity, not me. I just said he was an immigrant.

    2. Re:"what's wrong with this picture?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but that shouldn't have anything to do with it in the first place!

    3. Re:"what's wrong with this picture?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To avoid a racist label, now we're supposed to pretend that everyplace in the world is the same? Bull. The point is that "nature abhors a vacuum." If the money favors proving pot causes cancer over research into its possible benefits, it shouldn't be (and evidently isn't) too hard to find on this big, blue planet, far-flung doctors for whom funding is funding.

  28. Question I wish I'd thought of.... by buffer-overflowed · · Score: 1

    It seems to me that Dr. Wallace is half right on his interpretation. His transistor/operating system analogy would seem to be fairly compelling and makes a lot of sense to me.

    The question I wish had been asked is, we all know emulation is slower and normally less accurate than a native system. If you are approaching AI from the standpoint of developing the operating system before developing the system itself, how is this a more accurate approach or will both approaches yield to a final positive result?

    His answers basically make me think that a true AI is most likely to evolve on two fronts. First, the development of models that emulate the structure of the brain (neural networks/etc.), and second the development of models that emulate the way it actually behaves. NNs are quite good at learning things from an input layer, but how do you go about getting that input layer without an appropriate model of what human behavior is?

    This is why I think that models like ALICE will be used to approximate behavior and then a neural network will be used to learn how to emulate that logic with an adaptive input layer(being a next generation ALICE equivalent). IANITF(I am not in the field) however. Last thing I read in it was on perceptors, logic grammars, and kohenegan[sic] SONs. Any other /.ers who may be more informed have any thoughts?

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    1. Re:Question I wish I'd thought of.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd question the whole "hardwired" approach in either silicon or meat. Perhaps a better approach would be to combine something like Transmeta's chips with neural networks. Then we may begin to approximate an evolving approach to self learning AI actually capable of some kind of behaviour rather than rigid, codified programming.
      Just my 2 c

    2. Re:Question I wish I'd thought of.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're going to have to actually figure out what consienceness IS, what thought actually IS, before you can even begin to think about replicating it.

      Machine "intelligence" isn't "artificial", it is SIMULATED.

      If I kill you playing Quake there is no funeral. I can fly my MS Flight Simulator all day without moving an inch.

      Simulation is NOT reality.

      -steve
      springfield fragfest

  29. This is awesome... by imta11 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This guy knows what it is about. His response to question #2 pegs the fundamental problem with the CS discipline as an undergraduate or graduate field of study, and maybe the sciences in general. The people that do things by the book, solve the same problem sets and schmooze with the professors the most get the A's the promotions, etc... How many times do I have to solve the same problem? Is this just so the people that waste their study time can be able to bullshti their parents? Someone in my classes actually said "I'm a CS major because my father told me to be. I had no idea what it was" Guess what she still doesn't but that didnt stop her from getting elected to the ACM president for my schols chapter. These type of people need to get the fuck out of CS and go into management so that the other brood of worthless Cs majors, those that think techinal knowledge (defined to be somerhing they read about the linux kernel when they were sitting at home smacking their pud around a d&d table on a friday night) can bitch about them when they get jobs as sysadmins. If you dont like the science go to a techinal school or business school so that people will know they should never take you seriously.

    1. Re:This is awesome... by imscarr · · Score: 1

      You snooze, you lose -- You shmooze, you win!

      --
      Like the beaver, it's just Dam one thing after another
    2. Re:This is awesome... by outlier · · Score: 2
      His response to question #2 pegs the fundamental problem with the CS discipline as an undergraduate or graduate field of study, and maybe the sciences in general.

      Too bad it was in response to (my) question #3. It appears that his responses to #2 and #3 were switched.

    3. Re:This is awesome... by imta11 · · Score: 1

      Do not worry. He might be on drugs.

    4. Re:This is awesome... by Tim+Fraser · · Score: 1
      > undermine the competition at all costs...
      > That is how you become King of the A.I. Anthill.

      Let me assure you, AI isn't the only branch of CS "research" where this rule holds true.

      - Tim

    5. Re:This is awesome... by Christianfreak · · Score: 2

      From your comments I assume that you are still in school. Fortunatly, at least in my experiance it doesn't work that way in real life. Companies don't assign you neat little programs with set parameters, they say "The Customer wants 'X' and you have to figure out how to give the customer 'X' all on your own (well maybe some help from a newsgroup or something)"

      Your friend who got into CS because 'her father told her to' probably won't get very far after school, eventually she'll wise up and do something she likes, or she'll like CS and learn it for real. But I've seen it before, people who are great a regurgitating the test material (in any field) don't do well later without the creative thinking.

    6. Re:This is awesome... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't even spell/type, dork. For all your big words, where is your contribution??

    7. Re:This is awesome... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So we should all give up and accept it as a way of life?

    8. Re:This is awesome... by Tim+Fraser · · Score: 1

      > So we should all give up and accept it as a way of life?

      That is one option. On the other hand, if you'd still like to do research, and your goal is to produce useful knowlege (and not to become the big fish in some small pond) you might try the following:

      Try to set a good example by giving credit where credit is due. Remeber that other people can have good ideas, too.

      Using political influence to marginalize other researchers is particularly reprehensible, because it makes the peer-review system less efficient at identifying useful knowlege. Don't sink to that level.

      Oh, and remember to keep your sense of humor - you'll need it.

      - Tim

  30. Not quite by iocat · · Score: 4, Insightful
    He said

    I say this with such confidence because of my experience building robot brains over the past seven years. Almost everything people ever say to our robot falls into one of about 45,000 categories. Considering the astronomical number of things people could say, if every sentence was an original line of poetry, 45,000 is a very, very small number.

    I say:

    The fact that people only say 45,000 different things to a robot shouldn't indicate to you that people only have about 45,000 things to say, just that they only have 45,000 things to say to a robot in what is essentially a lab setting!

    That said, I think this is a pretty fascinating interview.

    --

    Dude, I think I can see my house from here.

    1. Re:Not quite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But does everyone who talks to a bot realise it's a bot before they begin speaking to it? Hardly.

  31. Totally unimpressed so far by disappear · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Well, I'm so totally unimpressed so far. One out of three, and we have a whole bunch of nonsense.

    For starters, AI, neural nets, and brains. We have the assertion that the brain is a computer, and we should really be concerned with the software on the computer, not the state of the neurons.

    Even accepting the good doctor's view that the brain is a computer, this is an absurd position. After all, the software is in the brain. It's not like it gets bootstrapped from outside sources. So either the software is built into the whole structure of the brain and we can only learn about it by studying the rules (a la neural nets) or we have to figure out which part of the brain bootstraps the rest of it. Which we'd have to study the wet squishy bits to figure out. Which can best be done with a combination of noninvasive study (MRI, for example) and simulation. Like neural nets.

    (The third possibility is that the brain is a computer, but the program is stored on a shared network drive... that is, in a non-material 'soul.' Which would bring us back to Cartesian dualism, God, and a whole bunch of things you'd better reject if you want to work in AI. Not rejecting the notion of God per se, just in the degree of investment in the nonmaterial world in which a being needs to take part...)

    Second, academic politics. Dr. Wallace seems to believe in a golden age (that occurred, not coincidentally, just before his professional career) where professors were promoted and supported on the basis of merit.

    Right. Anyone who believes in any society at any time in the West that existed without politics is invited to check into the nearest mental institution. To accept the idea of a 'golden age' just tantalizingly out of his reach is pathetic. It's like imagining an era where writers received acclaim based on the quality of their work.

    Newsflash: Emily Dickinson's writings were discovered after her death. Everything we read by Melville was written long after his popularity had waned. Any number of great artists were 'discovered' after their deaths. And the most popular writers and artists at any time have been the ones who played the political game successfully. (Personal politics, not governmental politics, of course.) Anyone who's read any medieval philosophy or theology knows that there hasn't been a meritocracy in Western academia for at least eight hundred years.

    As far as LSD and politics, it was the professors involved in those experiments (ie Tim Leary) who engaged in politics. And they were bad at it. And they lost. And the substances ended up scheduled. And their academic careers were ruined.

    On to part two, to see what he says there. Perhaps it gets better.

    1. Re:Totally unimpressed so far by waveclaw · · Score: 1
      Even accepting the good doctor's view that the brain is a computer, this is an absurd position. After all, the software is in the brain. It's not like it gets bootstrapped from outside sources. So either the software is built into the whole structure of the brain and we can only learn about it by studying the rules (a la neural nets) or we have to figure out which part of the brain bootstraps the rest of it.

      I would tend to agree with the Dr. Richard's interest in looking beyond the neuron, but I believe his metaphor of looking at the transistor is wholly off base.

      A CPU, even to an alien is composed of a lot of wired physics experiments built into a glorified chunk of sand. Not only would they have difficulty analyzing a transistor, they would likely miss the important parts, the logical gate structures. Without understanding these "higher level" abstractions (literally groups of physics experiments) the hardware and, more importantly the software that runs on them, is of little value.

      In the case of brain tissue, the many neurons in even a simple creature bunch together to form clumps or 'nodes' almost equivalent to a CPU's register or other sub-elements. These nodes combine to create larger physical components, again like an ALU or FPU. The structure of the brain, in other words, is directly analogous to embedded, firmware-loaded computers (e.g. a BIOS is the first to come to mind.)

      Fortunately for those children of Turing who are addicted to a formal systems approach, the black box of a brain, like any other system, is prone to reverse-engineering. I like to call systems like A.L.C.E. True A.I. (Since nature seems to have avoided using the formal-production rule methods of A.L.I.C.E. they are definitely artificial.) What interests many Computer/Electrical Engineers and current researchers are kinds of Simulated Intelligence (S.I.) that propose to emulate natural intelligence (whatever that is.) It usually involves like fuzzy logic and neural networks (neither of which is for the mathematically disinclined.)

      To quote Larry Wall,

      "Either approach may give birth to various sorts of monstrosities."

      (disclaimer: my A.I. formal training has been exclusively GOFAI - Good. Ol' Fasion. A.I. while my prost-graduate research has to this point been exclusively )

      --

      "You cannot have a General Will unless you have shared experiences. You cannot be fair to people you don't know."
    2. Re:Totally unimpressed so far by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To accept the idea of a 'golden age' just tantalizingly out of his reach is pathetic. It's like imagining an era where writers received acclaim based on the quality of their work.

      Don't forget that this guy is a manic depressive suffering from paranoia. He is certifiably nuts. That does not mean his ideas must necessarily be false. But it does mean that his perspective is seriously skewed.

    3. Re:Totally unimpressed so far by blue+trane · · Score: 1

      Second, academic politics. Dr. Wallace seems to believe in a golden age (that occurred, not coincidentally, just before his professional career) where professors were promoted and supported on the basis of merit.

      I think he was referring specifically to the field of AI; it is possible that a smaller, younger discipline such as AI could have avoided some of the more egregious afflictions of the "political game", at least for some time...

      As far as LSD and politics, it was the professors involved in those experiments (ie Tim Leary) who engaged in politics. And they were bad at it. And they lost. And the substances ended up scheduled. And their academic careers were ruined.

      The point, I think, is: is this a good thing? Can we prevent it from happening in the future (if you think it's a bad thing)? Or should we just say "you can't change reality" and make fun of anyone who tries?

    4. Re:Totally unimpressed so far by karm13 · · Score: 1
      As far as LSD and politics, it was the professors involved in those experiments (ie Tim Leary) who engaged in politics. And they were bad at it. And they lost. And the substances ended up scheduled. And their academic careers were ruined.

      not exactly. learys academic career was ruined because he and his team did not notice in time that their research had become a political issue. stopping research on possible uses of psychedelic drugs is a prime example of preventing promising research for political reasons.
      if that doesn't make a scientist poltitical, what will?

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      --
      making up good sigs is a hard thing to do.
    5. Re:Totally unimpressed so far by disappear · · Score: 2
      learys academic career was ruined because he and his team did not notice in time that their research had become a political issue.

      But the research had become a political issue largely because Leary and Alpert and all their friends went around shouting about how important it was... that, too, was political. And it was obviously threatening to the institution. And they should have known better.

      Not that potential research into the same subject isn't blocked today for political reasons. It is, obviously. But Leary's failure to realize that he was already being political sunk his research.

  32. been there, done that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    King's Quest had AI logic just as good in 1983!!!

  33. Re:LSD by Ashtangi · · Score: 1
    Yeah, he blew this one. There is a lot of study academically going on now on hallucinogens in general. Check out MAPS for a good starting point.

    As for the consciousness remark he made ("consciousness is marginal."), I for one will disagree. And that is what MAPS is all about (along with the likes of Richard Schultes, the late Terrence McKenna, Dennis McKenna, and a slew of other "psyconauts" out there).

  34. He predicted the questions. by sadclown · · Score: 1

    It would appear he wrote these answers before he received the questions. He then randomly applied these essays to the questions. After all, his theory of question and answer is that human conversations are banal and predictable and that creating a reasonable response is elementary programming.

  35. From page 2 of the interview: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A.L.I.C.E. was not the original name of A.L.I.C.E. The first prototype was called PNAMBIC, in tribute to the hoaxes, deceptions and tricks that have littered the history of artificial intelligence.

    "PNAMBIC-(acronym) Pay No Attention to that Man Behind the Curtain [from The Wizard of Oz]. Denoting any supposedly fully automated system that in fact requires human intervention to achieve the desired result."-New Hacker's Dictionary

    But the machine hosting PNAMBIC was already named Alice by a forgotten systems administrator, so people began to call her "Alice." At that point, we invented the "retronym": Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity.

  36. language? by macsox · · Score: 2

    belated question -- maybe some ai geek out there can answer:

    is it possible to create an ai like this that is scalable to multiple languages, or would the wheel have to be reinvented each time? is it too reliant on idioms?

    1. Re:language? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      alice can do german, french and english so yes.

  37. Amazing! by EvilBudMan · · Score: 1

    Amazing interview. He didn't always answer the questions and I didn't always agree, but it was very interesting still.

    1. Re:Amazing! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is really striking to see that it "interests" people when somebody answers a question by alluding in vague terms to something profound without answering the question at all. Perhaps that's exactly what mr. Wallace hints at. People usually don't really listen -- instead they want to believe.

  38. Re:Neural Networks are Wrong Level? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Not a very valid opinion since the behavioral complexity and robustness of biological neural networks are many, many orders of magnitude greater than that of any robot or program in existence.

    Yeah! Brains may be shitty at math, but they're fantastic at interacting with the real world. Would you rather have a robot that can do matrix multiplication, or one that can walk to the kitchen and return with an (intact) beer? The substrate matters.

  39. Re:NeUral Networks are Wrong Level? by imta11 · · Score: 1

    There are two levels to the AI problem. The symbolic and the manipulation. Symbols should be used to define meanings to things, and the neural net for processing things. Thats how the brain works. Signals fly around in the frontal lobe and produce some kind of emerging answer. That answer has no meaning outside of the brain, but it produces a stimilus. This stumulus causes the training that humans get as an infant to "make" the learned behavior happen. Or if you like terminate the signal path. In reality nothing terminates, other things just take over. What you need is a neural network that adjusts its weights based on its enviornment, and then produces a canned response at some point. This canned response ideally could be the result of the enviornment. mnjnjmmnjmn,mn,

    fuck it. I'll just write a paper.

  40. First Answer, Re: Simulated A.I. by f8xmulder · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Dr. Wallace wrote in the answer to the first question: "Significantly, no one has ever proved that the brain is a *good* computer. It seems to run some tasks like visual recognition better than our existing machines, but it is terrible at math, prone to errors, susceptible to distraction, and it requires half its uptime for food, sleep, and maintenance.

    It sometimes seems to me that the brain is actually a very shitty computer. So why would you want to build a computer out of slimy, wet, broken, slow, hungry, tired neurons? I chose computer science over medical school because I don't have the stomach for those icky, bloody body parts. I prefer my technology clean and dry, thank you. Moreover, it could be the case that an electronic, silicon-based computer is more reliable, faster, more accurate, and cheaper.

    I find myself agreeing with the Churchlands that the notion of consciousness belongs to "folk psychology" and that there may be no clear brain correlates for the ego, id, emotions as they are commonly classified, and so on. But to me that does not rule out the possibility of reducing the mind to a mathematical description, which is more or less independent of the underlying brain archiecture. That baby doesn't go out with the bathwater. A.I. is possible precisely because there is nothing special about the brain as a computer. In fact the brain is a shitty computer. The brain has to sleep, needs food, thinks about sex all the time. Useless!

    I always say, if I wanted to build a computer from scratch, the very last material I would choose to work with is meat. I'll take transistors over meat any day. Human intelligence may even be a poor kludge of the intelligence algorithm on an organ that is basically a glorified animal eyeball. From an evolutionary standpoint, our supposedly wonderful cognitive skills are a very recent innovation. It should not be surprising if they are only poorly implemented in us, like the lung of the first mudfish. We can breathe the air of thought and imagination, but not that well yet.

    And remember, no one has proved that our intelligence is a successful adaption, over the long term. It remains to be seen if the human brain is powerful enough to solve the problems it has created. "

    It's not that I don't appreciate Dr. Wallace' contributions to the field of A.I., nor am I ignoring his obvious expertise in his programming and computer science skills. Those skills have made him the foremost expert on A.I. today. Yet he has denigrated the very organ by which he is able to formulate his thoughts, and seems to see little, if any, use in modelling or even studying its structure and arrangement to gain any insight into the possible ramifications for A.I.

    I just find it interesting that we humans, as rational beings, with certain innate intelligences and thinking abilities, often rail against the very things that allow us the liberty and (dare I say) privilege of saying them.

    That was my only complaint - the interview was insightful and interesting, a great read.

    1. Re:First Answer, Re: Simulated A.I. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This guy is not even close to the foremost expert on AI. Read a real AI paper, and you will soon realize that his whole project is junk -- a hack that anybody with half a brain and a lot of free time can emulate.

    2. Re:First Answer, Re: Simulated A.I. by Xzzy · · Score: 2

      > Yet he has denigrated the very organ by which he
      > is able to formulate his thoughts, and seems to
      > see little, if any, use in modelling or even
      > studying its structure and arrangement to gain any
      > insight into the possible ramifications for A.I.

      And what proof do you have available to suggest he's wrong?

      When someone tells you to imagine a red ball, and you can feel it floating around in your head, do you "feel" it in your head because that's where the thought actually is.. or do you feel it there just because you were raised to know that your brain is where your consciousness comes from?

      That's what his point was. There's no proof that the brain works the way we think it does, there's no proof that it's good at what it does, and there's no proof that when an artist creates something it was inspired by something that happened in his brain.

      And as such the result is it's a bad idea to just assume that by emulating the brain we'll stumble upon true AI, just like it's a bad idea for Wallace to assume transistors will be any better at it.

    3. Re:First Answer, Re: Simulated A.I. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He is not the foremost expert on AI. Most people in the field thing he's a quack.

    4. Re:First Answer, Re: Simulated A.I. by alicebotmaster · · Score: 1
      Most people in the field thing he's a quack

      The feeling is entirely mutual.

      Dr. Rich

  41. Answer mixup? by HitchHik · · Score: 1

    Isn't the answer to question 2 presented as the answer to question 3?

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  42. AI and Complexity by hyperizer · · Score: 1

    But to me that does not rule out the possibility of reducing the mind to a mathematical description, which is more or less independent of the underlying brain archiecture.

    But what if "the mind," aka the illusion of consciousness, is an emergent property of the brain's complex system?

    I would think it would be very difficult to create a computer model of the brain, since there's likely a high degree of probability involved that can't be directly measured. But has any work been done along these lines (agent-based models, etc.)?

  43. Answers scrambled? by Eric+Seppanen · · Score: 3

    Are the answers matched up with the wrong questions? It sure looks as though the answers, while interesting, have nothing to do with the question asked. Look at the answer to #3, it sure looks like it belongs with question #2.

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    1. Re:Answers scrambled? by alicebotmaster · · Score: 1

      That's why I have a Ph.D.

      Dr. Rich

    2. Re:Answers scrambled? by samhart · · Score: 1

      I agree... they either look scrambled, or like he was on LSD or pot when he was answering them...

    3. Re:Answers scrambled? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why you whine about the establishment in academia and the flaunt the level you've obtained in the object of your disgust.

      That's why you don't have a job and my tax dollars pay for you to smoke weed.

    4. Re:Answers scrambled? by blue+trane · · Score: 1

      That's why you've never done anything worth interviewing you about.

    5. Re:Answers scrambled? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I took a hike up your mom's dirt road and did a 3 part serial inerview for the Daily. Shall I post the text of it?

  44. Correction by Dominic_Mazzoni · · Score: 2

    I think some HTML formatting was inadvertantly removed in this sentence.

    A little arithmetic shows that the number of sentences of 20 words or less (not an unusual length) is about 1020.

    Actually the number of sentences is about 10 ^ 20, or 10 to the power of 20. (I'm guessing that the HTML superscript tag was removed.) The point here was that even though the number of possible sentences is astronomically large, the number of different sentences that people tend to say in practice is actually surprisingly small (once you factor our proper nouns).

  45. Take LSD for example by MrFredBloggs · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dont mind if I do! Have a nice weekend :)

  46. Caught you..... by lain_iwakura · · Score: 1

    "Politicians, at least those in our society, never seem to give a straight answer to a question. If a journalist asks a specific question, the politician answers with a "sound bite" or short, memorized speech which is related to, but does not necessarily answer, the reporter's question. If asked about schools for example, the politician may reply with a memorized policy statement on education policy. It is as though the response was merely triggered by the keyword "school" in the question. No creative or spontaneous thinking is required. "

    Though I did find many of the memorized policy statements interesting and insightful, they were clearly that. I have memories of doing the same once myself, but they may not be real.

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    all your base may never have existed at all
  47. Arificial Insanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wrote one of these things WAY back in 1983. Mine was originally written in Sinclair BASIC on a TS-1000 with NO hard drives and only 20k of RAM.

    The reason for my writing it was my disgust with frauds who promote the fiction that computers can think; these fellows were calling computers "electronic brains" back when they were two story tall pocket calculators.

    I named it "Artificial Insanity," and it DOES NOT THINK. It does, however, pass the Turing test.

    It does a better job of it than Alice.

    I ported Art to DOS in 1989, it takes up less than 400k (this version using the same algorythm but written in Clipper).

    A couple of months ago I decided to pit Art against Alice, and documented the exchange on my gaming web site (http://thefragfest.com).

    The exchange was incredibly humorous, at least to me. Of course, I've been told I have a weird sense of humor...

    When I saw this /. article I was going to scoff and call this fellow a fraud, but after reading what he wrote, particularly the bits about academic sleaze, I kind of agree with him. Why NOT take the view that "machines can think" since we are spoon fed much more onerous bullshit than this all the time, by government, industry AND acedemia, so why not?

    As long as you fellows don't start screaming for "machine rights". A hundred years ago the thought of "animal rights" would have been unthinkable.

    -steve
    Springfield Fragfest
    (I think the art/alice conversation is in the May archives, I'd have to hunt for it)

  48. here ya go by unformed · · Score: 3, Funny

    A Lazy Imbecilic Computerized Ewok

  49. I talk to my car... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I do it's usually not nice

  50. Re:Yes but what does the acronym A.L.I.C.E stand f by Pramode · · Score: 1

    The do-it-yourself form:
    go to www.acronymfinder.com, type in alice, hit enter, and check for the relevent term (in this case it's the last one on the list).

  51. AI researchers by Slime-dogg · · Score: 1

    I am amused that the Artificial Intelligence community, in fact most scientific communities have adopted a mindset of me-first, science-second, especiallly AI. One would think that the AI community would apply one of it's own algorithms to the structure of the community itself, thereby increasing scientific capacity.

    It would be great if we CS people could organize ourselves to the point where we can test out our own algorithms on a broad social scale, and not just within the limits of our metal boxes with blinking lights.

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    You need to restart your computer. Hold down the Power button for several seconds or press the Restart button.
  52. My Shitty Computer by jmoriarty · · Score: 1

    Well, I never thought of my meat computer as "shitty" until I read this. But by the time I got half-way through Part 1, I came to the conclusion that either Dr. Wallace or myself definitely had shit for brains.

    Hey, does anyone have an extra PageDown key they could send to me? I just wore mine out.

  53. doobie doobie doo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I have never, nor shall ever as far as I can see now do any drugs (recreational). However for logical reasons I don't believe the 'war on drugs' is the right solution to what is stated as its goal.

    Now, I have to ask why it is that it basically comes down to 'we want [thing] legalized' but is really 'we want to do [thing] without getting arrested.' I have met VERY few people who are not advocates of legalization simply because of their own selfish interests. That really in itself does not bother me. What does is that they try to justify their actions/beliefs as if they are some heroes of the universe out to free us all. Hmmm, sounds like the vast majority of MP3 swappers.

    The message? Just do it, but please STFU and stop trying to sell yourself as something you are obviously not. You wanna help freedom? Take up a firehose, police uniform or an M-16 and help us all, but STFU about being a hero because you helped secure your own personal right to do whatever.

    1. Re:doobie doobie doo by alicebotmaster · · Score: 1

      I am sensitive to your concerns here. I had a similar epiphany about the whole issue of "Digital Online Rights" and DMCA enforcement. In principle I am a strong advocate of free speech. But sometimes it comes across as merely a battle between rich lawyers and record companies and rich kids who want to rip them off. If that is really all it is about, a plague on both their houses.

      Dr. Rich

  54. Re:Yes but what does the acronym A.L.I.C.E stand f by pete-classic · · Score: 3, Informative

    ALICE would have told you if you asked her.

    -Peter

  55. "Artificial Intelligence Is Magic" by Lethyos · · Score: 2

    That's what my one professor, Donald Simon, always says. For the moment, he's right.

    Currently, AI is nothing more than a magic trick. It's not about intelligence - it's simply an illusion that when you figure out how it works, it is no longer impressive. Every AI researcher is a magician in that respect, no matter which of the two schools you come from. Yes, all of this is quite sophisticated, but so are most modern magic tricks.

    Needless to say, the same as illusionists today make people appear to levitate, we will one day have that technology. While AI today is just a bunch of deceit, some day we may see "intelligent" (as far as we understand it - currently, all AI is "stupid") machines.

    Just a few thoughts...

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    Why bother.
    1. Re:"Artificial Intelligence Is Magic" by Xzzy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      > Currently, AI is nothing more than a magic trick.
      > It's not about intelligence - it's simply an
      > illusion that when you figure out how it works, it
      > is no longer impressive.

      And the question that Wallace's words should be making you ask is how do you know that human intelligence isn't the exact same thing?

      Can you prove that you are here typing these things today because you have some intangible gift, or you're merely doing it because your brain is capable of storing thousands upon thousands of word associations?

      His interview should be forcing you to question what gives humans intelligence just as much as it should force you to think about how to get a computer to emulate it.

    2. Re:"Artificial Intelligence Is Magic" by Lethyos · · Score: 2

      I already addressed this in my original post, albeit lightly. What I am trying to say is that currently, AI is nothing more than a magic trick. In that, I gave the analogy of the illusionist levitating an object for a magic show. It is already on the horizon that we will be levitating objects and people with ease (currently, it's a little difficult with mag-lev). In the distant future, we'll be able either to block gravity or generate our own. The point is simply that we haven't been working on intelligence for as long as evolution has. Right now, it's only a trick. It's a showman's tool to get "oohs" and "awhs" from a crowd. In the future, the intelligence we create will be as real as ours (and even then, it will have to be something grown or "raised", not created). Even humans evolved from creatures that were little more than a bundle of nerves that literally acted like a finite state machines. Evolution moved beyond a simple trick to get something to operate "intelligently" to a very sophisticated, sentient creature.

      The debate of whether or not we humans are infact "truly" intelligent is another issue altogether. It's far to complicated to get into here and it was not what I was trying to address in the first place.

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  56. Understanding.. by budalite · · Score: 1

    Whew. My brain is full now. As a CSE Student and a guy with mono-polar depression, I understand a little of what is going on in this man's head. It is a constant mental tug-of-war to stay on-topic and on-track. I think that Dr. Wallace probably has to concentrate twice as much as his mental peers--Half of his effort towards his life's work and half of his effort just trying to stay focused on the first half. When he allows his brain to follow tangents, like he repeatedly did in these answers, he really had little choice. He had lost his focus on his subject. This is a bad thing for a person with depression. When he got it back, later, he was very methodical in building the foundation of axiomatic information for the rest of the answer. For me, that foundation never comes naturally; it has to built in memory each and every time. The more one practices and studies, the faster the foundation can be built each time. It's only love of the subject matter, and the love of learning, that keeps me going, education-wise and career-wise. Maybe him, too. I wish him good luck.

    MadDad32

    "Apparently, being logged in is what is keeping my Karma in positive territory."

  57. Re:Yes but what does the acronym A.L.I.C.E stand f by Camulus · · Score: 1

    Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity It is on page two of the interview about half way down. Just FYI also, it was named that by some old sys admin and it sort of stuck. They made up the acronym afterwards.

  58. You're afraid of him, aren't you? by Wakko+Warner · · Score: 5, Interesting

    He's a bit of a rebel, yes?

    Does this offend you, or are you scared? You say you're irritated -- why? Because he doesn't play by "the rules of western society"? The same society which would decide arbitrarily what a man can and cannot ingest, inhale, or inject into his own body, without backing their decisions up with anything "real" either? Should he sit calmly in his corner like the rest of us, being little more than an unthinking automaton?

    He's different. This pisses you off.

    I think you're the one who needs to adapt. Or simply be quiet.

    - A.P.

    --
    "Remember when the U.S. had a drug problem, and then we declared a War On Drugs, and now you can't buy drugs anymore?"
    1. Re:You're afraid of him, aren't you? by rash · · Score: 1

      please back up what you are saying with facts. thanks

    2. Re:You're afraid of him, aren't you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      plz eat a dick

      thx

    3. Re:You're afraid of him, aren't you? by dash2 · · Score: 1

      There is something ridiculous about all those thousands of people who sit there thinking that the people around them are sheep (while they are radical, brilliant thinkers). Very often these same people have done absolutely nothing truly radical in their lives. And in fact, ordinary people are quite capable of thought and intelligence.

      As for this scientist: see my comment above. IMHO he's a crank, and unpleasant to boot.

    4. Re:You're afraid of him, aren't you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fact. you=moron. happy?
      proof? your IQ.

    5. Re:You're afraid of him, aren't you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Technically, there seems to be some merit in his writing...

      Personally, he seems like a wacko with a huge complex.

      In this world, in every single area of academic or professional/business work there's always going to be people that don't like you; people that try to make you look like an idiot; people that try to discredit your work; people that are where they are because of personal connections, race, religion, sex, height, width, hair color, brand of tooth paste they use, you name it... There's always something. To complain about it like he did is natural up to a certain extend; but combining it with everything else he said, it shows that this guy has a more serious problem. Hey, in my case, I live in Northern Virginia. And here if you are a dumb, anglo, white male, you will get the jobs that other people more qualified (regardless of sex, race or religion) cannot. Then again, if you go to other places, things might be a little bit different. Do I like it? No, but it is a fact of life. He seems to be complaining about things that all of us have to endure every day, as if it is something special within the AI community. Dude, grow up!

    6. Re:You're afraid of him, aren't you? by rash · · Score: 1

      why dont you log in and say that?
      oh. I forgot. you are to scared. sorry

    7. Re:You're afraid of him, aren't you? by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 1

      He's a bit of a rebel, yes?

      Ah, no. Angst ridden hatred of your fellow humans isn't original, new, or daring. It's a pose at best; a sign of mental illness at worst.

      Does this offend you, or are you scared?

      When did everyone become an armchair psychologist? Maybe I just find him repellant. I find a lump of dog crap on the sidwalk repellant, and I don't much want to associate with it, but I'm not scared of it.

      Obnoxious punks always think that the attention they get from their antics makes them daring, special rebels. It really just makes them annoying. And if they never grow up, I guess they become AI profs.

    8. Re:You're afraid of him, aren't you? by rash · · Score: 1

      I completly agree

    9. Re:You're afraid of him, aren't you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > He's a bit of a rebel, yes?

      A rebel in the sense that he's holding onto ideas from AI from a few decades ago that aren't considered particularly fruitful at the moment (coincidentally, ideas that were AI when he was at grad-student age). Whether or not these ideas are "right", I think he's more of an "unthinking automaton" who merely got trapped into a particular era than a rebel.

      I've noticed that people who have this problem often dress themselves up with quotes from philosophers like kuhn about scientific revolutions and such to try to appear "different", and claim that because they aren't "playing by the rules of western society" they are modern, new, innovative thinkers. It doesn't seem to me that truly innovative thinkers would need to do this. From an AI perspective it doesn't really seem that wallace has done or will do anything all that exciting.

      I think his bitter rant about politics should certainly suggest this theme to anyone. It seems fairly obvious that he holds the beliefs that he holds because he personally at some point was screwed over by some such politics, rather than by objective observations of the system. Possibly his problem is that funding agencies just aren't interested in symbolic AI any more. It's not that what he's saying doesn't have some aspects of truth, but it's so extreme as to be nothing much like the actual world. Anyone who calls the academic system "an octopus of political corruption" is writing polemics and not anything like rational discourse. He's simply trying to play politics in a different way, to influence thousands of slashdot readers who have no contact with the real system. There is certainly politics in academia (and pervasively throughout human life), but I see people hired and granted tenure based on merit at least as much as politics.

    10. Re:You're afraid of him, aren't you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You got whomped, ass face. Now you be quiet.

    11. Re:You're afraid of him, aren't you? by Karma+Farmer · · Score: 1

      Uhh, the word is "too" scared. And in your original post, you meant "seem", not "seam".

      I personally enjoy the rules of Western Society. I especially like the rule that says that people who can't spell are generally morons.

    12. Re:You're afraid of him, aren't you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I may, I think one of Wallace's statements (3rd page of the interview) actually applies to Mr. rash here:

      yu0 is teh ghey faggit!!!1 lol

    13. Re:You're afraid of him, aren't you? by rash · · Score: 1

      Id like to see you spell in swedish.
      Then come and tell me how to spell in english.

      silly americans...

    14. Re:You're afraid of him, aren't you? by blue+trane · · Score: 1

      The more people he reaches with his complaints, the greater the chance that things will change.

      One day they will look back on the way our society treats drug addicts the way we look at slavery or discrimination against homosexuals or women...

      Stop complaining about an injustice...the next step on that road is resignation, then active support and enforcement of the injustice...

    15. Re:You're afraid of him, aren't you? by rash · · Score: 1

      hahahaha
      you are funny aswell

    16. Re:You're afraid of him, aren't you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suspect you've confused the United States with the two continents that make up America. You've also made some spelling errors that are generally only made by native english speakers.

      Buddy, you're a moron. Really.

    17. Re:You're afraid of him, aren't you? by MobyTurbo · · Score: 1
      Does this offend you, or are you scared? You say you're irritated -- why? Because he doesn't play by "the rules of western society"? The same society which would decide arbitrarily what a man can and cannot ingest, inhale, or inject into his own body,
      I think he is evidence for not ingesting LSD or inhaling marijhana. Not because his ability as an AI researcher has been impared, but if you read the entire interview he mentioned that he lost his job at NYU and now lives on social security for mental disability. Although, like any drug addict, he is in denial; it is clear that it could possibly be the reason why he is mentally ill now; because of abusing drugs that effect the chemicals in the brain in ways that we understand even less than AI.
    18. Re:You're afraid of him, aren't you? by karm13 · · Score: 1
      Although, like any drug addict, he is in denial; it is clear that it could possibly be the reason why he is mentally ill now; because of abusing drugs that effect the chemicals in the brain in ways that we understand even less than AI.

      so, critisizing the lack of research about possible medical uses of lsd and marijuana makes him a drug addict?
      and don't you think that even after smoking huge amounds of pot one could remember if one had depressions before?

      i smoke pot for recreational puposes. that it happens to greatly reduce both the intensity and frequency of headaches i had since i was three is a side effect i was surprised to notice. it makes my life more comfortable, but for others who suffer from more serious illness it makes life bearable, or helps them to handle side effects from chemo therapy or weight loss from aids.
      denying them access to marijuana is a crime, imho. so is preventing research to possible uses with glucomea, asthma, alzheimer (yes) or ms (multiple sclerosis. it won't cure "microsoft").

      doing research for possible medical uses of a plant that was used as a medicine for thousands of years seems logical to me.
      he noticed that it helps himself, and now he is promoting research. nothing wrong with that.

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    19. Re:You're afraid of him, aren't you? by mandolin · · Score: 2
      You say you're irritated -- why?

      Because for most people, brevity > loquaciousness and interview != soapbox.

      Personal eval: there are several obvious bad things about this interview. I still tried to mine the nuggets, enjoyed his take on Cyc since I'm interested in it, and think some people are reacting way too harshly to him being in a serious "glass half-empty" mood. At least on the wetware answer everybody is harping on.

      The interview is interesting in that it contains some well-spoken insights on various topics and (at a meta-level) provides insight into the mind of one who describes himself as mentally ill.

      Bland enough for ya?

    20. Re:You're afraid of him, aren't you? by rash · · Score: 1

      http://www.dictionary.com/search?q=america

      You should look up facts before you say anything

    21. Re:You're afraid of him, aren't you? by blue+trane · · Score: 1

      I think his bitter rant about politics should certainly suggest this theme to anyone. It seems fairly obvious that he holds the beliefs that he holds because he personally at some point was screwed over by some such politics, rather than by objective observations of the system.

      Yes, but I've been treated unfairly by the system too, so I can relate; even if it does only happen a certain percentage of the time, it is still a horrible life-changing experience for those undergoing it, and it's understandable if they resort to some exaggeration when telling their story.

      He's simply trying to play politics in a different way, to influence thousands of slashdot readers who have no contact with the real system.

      Yes, of course. Would the world be a better place if politics were de-emphasized in academe (even if politics does not play such an all-encompassing role as Wallace describes)?

    22. Re:You're afraid of him, aren't you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gotten over your fixation with your mother, Oedipus? Cuz I got a blind man over here and he's just itching to kick your ass. Now go back to prepubescence and quit fucking with the big boys, pup.

    23. Re:You're afraid of him, aren't you? by BlueHorror · · Score: 1

      John Lilly{Metaprograming the Biological Computer}wrote about minipulateing the brain through LSD an isolation Tanks. Ginzber Poet politician told researchers it might be good for exploreing otherwise obsure things like Philosopy. Ram Das Alpert merely wandered over into Nirvanah and forgot society. The Murcury Astronauts and a few Hollywood stars were patients of experimental medical usage. Hofman who invented it for Sandoz has stain glass office windows. A . I ? maybe thinking does not make it happen.

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      BlueHorror
    24. Re:You're afraid of him, aren't you? by Com2Kid · · Score: 2

      I think his bitter rant about politics should certainly suggest this theme to anyone. It seems fairly obvious that he holds the beliefs that he holds because he personally at some point was screwed over by some such politics, rather than by objective observations of the system.

      True true. Politics suck, we all know that, and damned nearly the ONLY thing keeping it going is that everybody is afraid to act all at once to put a stop to it. :(

      Remember committees are made up of individual members, often times individuals who bitch about how inefficient committees are. . . .

      (I remember in HS being picked at random to go to the school counsel thing to represent my class. When asked if there where any further topics to be brought up I said "yes, I think that this entire stupid group should be permanently dismissed and that all you little pee brained sheep should go out and shoot yourselves." They requested that I not return ever again. :-D )

    25. Re:You're afraid of him, aren't you? by Com2Kid · · Score: 1

      but for others who suffer from more serious illness it makes life bearable, or helps them to handle side effects from chemo therapy or weight loss from aids.

      Of course it also screws people up and has a nice habit of reducing inhibitions. (before smoking pot most people are smart enough to know better then to smoke pot and drink, after smoking pot that same person likely doesn't care anymore. oops)

    26. Re:You're afraid of him, aren't you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You clearly have never smoked pot (not that you should). I'm guessing you've also never had a drink of alcohol before (not that you should) as you've confused the effects of the two. Pot does not "reduce inhibitions" for the majority of users. It generally has the opposite effect, making the individual overly cautious, quiet, and less prone to dangerous behavior.
      Your assertion that "before smoking pot most people are smart enough to know better than to smoke pot" proves you haven't a clue.

  59. don't do that! by jglow · · Score: 1

    Whatever input matched this pattern, the portion bound to the wildcard * may be inserted into the reply with the markup . This category reduces any input of the form "Do you know who X is?" to "Who is X?"

    I hope he knows not to ask that question on dal/undernet.

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    There's no "I" in Linux.. err..
  60. Technical details... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am fascinated by Artificial Intelligence, although I haven't really allocated much time into learning about it. However, I did come across a very good book "Artificial Intelligence: A Modern Approach" by Stuart Russell and Peter Norvig (and no, I'm not at all associated with them), and I found it a pretty good book. It has technical depth, not just a philosophical one. They will have a draft of their second edition available pretty soon, check it out: http://www.cs.berkeley.edu/~russell/aima.html

    I believe that artificial intelligence is the science of reasoning. The word artificial tells us that it doesn't need to get so close to that of human beings after all. There are many different subfields and all of them are important. The ones I am interested the least are things such as speech recognition, or vision, because, even though they are useful and interesting, they do not present by themselves a case in favor of reasoning as much as the other topics do.

    If I were to take (or give?) a course on artificial intelligence, this is what I believe would round up a pretty nice course (probably a good introductory one):
    1. Knowledge representation. There actually is quite some research in this subfield. It has to do with how to obtain, query, and modify knowledge efficiently, among other things.
    2. Planning. My favorite. I believe this is the true heart of artificial intelligence. It is the mechanism of developing a plan, from macro to micro, and seeing it through its completion. There are interesting aspects such as conditional planning, hierarchical planning, and then we can go deep into uncertainty issues, plan restructuring because of unexpected effects, and a feedback loop of a "learning" nature probably into the knowledge representation module. Cool stuff.
    3. Neural networks do have a place in AI. I believe that data mining is quite close to neural networks (which also means close to statistics). It makes for pretty interesting stuff. For example, how else can an automated system look into a database with millions of records and discover knowledge such as "product X is being bought predominantly by males, except for the particular model Y which is pretty popular among females", or something like that.

    Having read much of the interview, I have to respect the man's opinions, and appreciate the technical details, but I feel that more could have been contributed (either in depth, or as in "across the board") in the technicial area. Perhaps he might be interested in more technicial questions anyway?

  61. Transitors / neurons is a poor analogy by Hobbes_2100 · · Score: 1
    Quote:

    The transistors tell us nothing about the software.

    Similarly, neurons tell us little about the higher order software running on our brains.

    /Quote

    The good Professor seems to think that there is a higher level operating system in the brain. I would like to ask him "Who programmed it?". Now, if he is not a theist, there are very few individuals left (except, perhaps, a demigod Turing ... "Diamond Age" anyone? :) ) to do this coding.

    So, it seems that it must have been an evolutionary process that "did the programming". But, in this case, the programming is built into the system . That is to say, there is only hardware. Unless you want to go back to a soul (I saw him mention Dualism, but he should be careful not to cut himself on Occam's Razor ... I'll read that later).

    Transistors only execute what they are told to in the form of machine code (that comes from assembly, that may may come from a higher level language ... is you program in 1s and 0s, you're sick). Neurons have a built in mechanism of operation. They simply act. I think the real point is that neurons are a "higher level of hardware" than transitors.

    I'll need to think a little more to make this sensical. Heh.

    Regards,
    Mark

    1. Re:Transitors / neurons is a poor analogy by Jhan · · Score: 1

      Transistors only execute what they are told to in the form of machine code (that comes from assembly, that may may come from a higher level language ... is you program in 1s and 0s, you're sick). Neurons have a built in mechanism of operation. They simply act. I think the real point is that neurons are a "higher level of hardware" than transitors.

      Beep. Wrong. Transistors do not respond to a "program". They are many levels beneath that. (Digital) transistors respond to a high voltage on the source and gate by putting a high voltage on the drain. Nothing more.They simpy act...

      And neurons have no lofty mysterious "mechanisms". They recieve a certain amount of input signals in a certain frame of time, and fire all their "output" dendrites.

      The actions of a transitor and a neuron are in fact very similar and compareable.

      Re: the rest of your post, there is one huge difference between brain and computer: The computer has a minimal Turing processor, reading programs from memory. The brain is just one huge, disorderly network intermingling processing, memory and program in a very disoriented, evolved fashion . It's all hardware.

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      I choose to remain celibate, like my father and his father before him.

  62. How lame by Salamander · · Score: 2

    I just noticed that Slashdot is treating the three parts of this one interview as three different stories, with three different sets of replies, etc. Yeah, that's really going to facilitate discussion, when half of the responses to question #1 appear in the first story and half in the third story from when people are done reading the whole set. Brilliant.

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  63. Re:Go ask A.L.I.C.E by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh come on that was funny.

  64. Crank alert! by dash2 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Maybe this guy is actually a genius, but he sounds like a crank to me.

    1. He complains about the "corruption" of his discipline, but gives little evidence to back this up.

    2. He complains about an "immigrant" doctor getting funding over a "native American" - a classic thing for a bitter man to say.

    3. He exhibits contempt for most people - he seems to think that consciousness is barely a factor in their existence.

    4. He appears to think that producing XML conversation templates is some kind of step towards AI. Hey, maybe if we had _loads_ and _loads_ of these XML schemas, we'd produce a really intelligent computer!* (As if intelligence was basically made out of regular expressions.)

    * I thought this was satire, but he really does say it! Here is this guy's idea of the progress of machine intelligence:

    Our territory of language already contains the highest population of sentences that people use. Expanding the borders even more we will continue to absorb the stragglers outside, until the very last human critic cannot think of one sentence to "fool" A.L.I.C.E..

    Evidently, this is not a way to build a creative or intelligent computer. It's just a way to make an entertaining toy. The counter-argument, that 90% of human behaviour is predictable enough to be mimicked by ALICE, is misguided. We want to build Artificial Intelligence, not Artificial Average Human Unintelligence.

  65. You're correct, Wallace is *way* off-base by alienmole · · Score: 2
    Wallace seems to have is own agenda based around pushing the Alicebot. I've interacted with Alicebots myself, and obviously one doesn't really try to challenge it since it soon becomes apparent how limited it is. Sitting on Alice's side, as Wallace does, looking at the responses from people and concluding something about those people is like watching adults interact with a baby and concluding that the human vocabulary consists of lots of words like "goo-goo", said in a high-pitched tone of voice.

    You're also correct about the math issue: we're good computers for certain preprogrammed tasks, which makes us little different than any other computing device. He's complaining that we're not good at reprogramming ourselves to do tasks for which we weren't specifically evolved, but in that sense he can't compare us to computers, since they also can only perform the tasks they're programmed for, and have no consciousness of the processes they perform.

    Wallace is a smartish guy with some apparently serious social skills problems (ref NYT article posted on /. previously), and he seems to be using Alice as a shield/weapon against the rest of the world.

  66. 300GhZ PC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't think you'll have to worry about that anytime soon. There are InP based chips that might be useful for signal processing at a few hundred Ghz, but CPUs won't be there for the next twenty years at least. Low K is nowhere near as easy as people assume. The slowdown hasn't even started yet.
    As for AI, well whatever. MP3 and Divx is cool and LSD aint bad either. I'll take LSD, some weed and lots of music and videos over AI anytime.
    Computers are over. Let's build spaceships now.

  67. I believe by ch-chuck · · Score: 1

    that it is imposible to create a fully human clone based on mathematical logic, no matter how vast or fast it is. Life just isn't based on a 'rational', fully knowable universe. Any universe where such basic geometry like the diagonal of a square or ratio of circumference to diameter of a circle are neverending numbers just isn't a rational universe!

    Oddly enough, I just checked out the Star Trek TOS "What are Little Girls Made Of" DVD last night, which deals with the exact same subject, very realistic robot machine 'clones' of humans, that have no emotions.

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    1. Re:I believe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It doesn't matter what you believe. It is obviously possible. If you can simulate the electrical and chemical activity in a brain, you can obviously get human-like intelligence. The more interesting parts of AI research (and ALICE doesn't qualify) deal with creating better algorithms for planning, learning etc. instead of just simulating without knowing how it works.

  68. Bayh-Dole Act helps downfall of academic principle by strudeau · · Score: 1
    Within the last 20 years or so in the United States this has gradually changed into a system in which political correctness, slickness, and good salesmanship are more highly valued than good science. I don't pretend to understand the reasons for this, but I can point to many examples within our own community.

    The Bayh-Dole Act of 1980 probably helped accelerate this trend (and fits into his 20 year timeline). Basically, it allowed Universities (among other entities) to retain IP rights (i.e., patents) to work done within Universities in the US. See the book Campus Inc.: Corporate Power in the Ivory Tower for more info on this Act of other corporate influences in academia.

    Allowing Universities to hold title to their IP sparked the creation of IP offices at many Universities that often, for example, prohibit the release of software written by faculty, staff (or even students!) as free/open source.

  69. Nice quote in the description by NiftyNews · · Score: 2
    I enjoyed the quote in the topic description:

    "This is an amazing work, well worth reading all the way to the end.
    "
    I guess they're acknowledging that most of us usually only skim Slashdot articles...
  70. Interesting by Ranma · · Score: 1

    "The brain has to sleep, needs food, thinks about sex all the time. Useless! "

    Hahaha, funny stuff, funny stuff.

    -me

  71. I used to think I was intelligent too.. by Marc2k · · Score: 1

    ..but now it's time to bust out the moonshine!

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  72. Just an observation..... by Vesuvias · · Score: 1

    "Even if most of what we normally call "consciousness" is an illusion, there may yet be a small part that is not an illusion. Consciousness may not be entirely an illusion, but the illusion of consciousness can be created without it. "

    "Take LSD for example. Discovered by Albert Hoffmann in 1945, LSD is the most powerful drug ever developed. "

    "I conducted a survey of patients in San Francisco and discovered that "pain" was the #1 symptom for medical marijuana but "depression" was #2, and terminal illnesses like AIDS and cancer were lower on the list. So I am not alone in the perception that there is a patient need for research on this drug."

    things that make you go.. hmmmmm

    Ves

  73. Useless! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The brain has to sleep, needs food, thinks about sex all the time. Useless!

    He probably says this because he can't get laid.

  74. Well, he figured me out. by __dtrance · · Score: 1

    All I do is sleep, eat, and think about sex. Hell, that's pretty accurate!

    1. Re:Well, he figured me out. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you only think about sex? I guess you're missing the point.

  75. Not meat? by Engdy · · Score: 1
    I always say, if I wanted to build a computer from scratch, the very last material I would choose to work with is meat.

    I think a better material would be cookie dough, so you can refresh yourself after a tough game of minesweeper.

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  76. This guy seems to be hurting. by sgage · · Score: 3, Interesting

    "Significantly, no one has ever proved that the brain is a *good* computer."

    And yet, after (insert duration since humans appeared based on latest estimate) years, here we are.

    "It seems to run some tasks like visual recognition better than our existing machines, but it is terrible at math..."

    That's because -precise- math is evidently (get ready for this) relatively unimportant for carrying on in the real world! When a robot, on the run, can throw a stone and hit something else that's on the run, talk to me about shitty meat computers and the superiority of "clean and dry" computers.

    "... prone to errors, susceptible to distraction,

    the source of all innovation, change, progress...

    " and it requires half its uptime for food, sleep, and maintenance."

    Most of which is fun :-)

    "It sometimes seems to me that the brain is actually a very shitty computer. So why would you want to build a computer out of slimy, wet, broken, slow, hungry, tired neurons? I chose computer science over medical school because I don't have the stomach for those icky, bloody body parts."

    This guy hates his body.

    "I prefer my technology clean and dry, thank you. Moreover, it could be the case that an electronic, silicon-based computer is more reliable, faster, more accurate, and cheaper.

    Go download yourself then. I know you have suffered from depression, but the whole idea that "reliable, faster, more accurate, and cheaper" is the most important part of being a conscious entity demands some explanation. What is the point of intelligence? There's something we don't talk about much on /., eh?

    "But to me that does not rule out the possibility of reducing the mind to a mathematical description, which is more or less independent of the underlying brain archiecture. That baby doesn't go out with the bathwater. A.I. is possible precisely because there is nothing special about the brain as a computer."

    Well, this is precisely what nobody knows, and why we play the AI game. Maybe someday we'll know.

    "In fact the brain is a shitty computer. The brain has to sleep, needs food, thinks about sex all the time. Useless!"

    I'm sure this is an exaggeration to make a point, but again I say... here we are.

    "I always say, if I wanted to build a computer from scratch, the very last material I would choose to work with is meat."

    Who is this very perceptive and canny "I" that is making this most fundamental decision? It's a fucking meat computer, that's who.

    "And remember, no one has proved that our intelligence is a successful adaption, over the long term. It remains to be seen if the human brain is powerful enough to solve the problems it has created."

    True enough, though I would bet that, although we might be facing some major (if not cataclysmic) upheavals of our own making in the near-mid future, something from the human line will survive and keep on keepin' on.

    I'm sorry, I know this fellow suffers from depression and all, but the fact of the matter is that meat computers are not "shitty", and the "it remains to be seen" idea cuts both ways.

    The other fact of the matter is that nobody knows how consciousness works. No, not anybody, not even Dennet :-). If there is awesome silicon intelligence that isn't self-aware and conscious, who fucking cares?

    This guy makes me sad. He represents something pathetic to me.

    Wow, I've really rambled.

    - Steve

    1. Re:This guy seems to be hurting. by SurgeonGeneral · · Score: 0

      You are a real moron. What you wrote here is stupid drivel.

      I would sit here and write out why everything you have said is drivel, but I dont think anybody is going to have a problem figuring it out for themselves.

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      -- "Man is born free, and everywhere he is in chains." Jean Jacques Rousseau
  77. Re: proprioception by MacJedi · · Score: 1
    Well, some fairly complex calculations are inevitable. After all, how exactly is the adaptation occuring?

    The simplest way would be if the brain had some sort of look-up table: when I see the ball at position X1, I move to position Y1; when I see it at X2, I move to Y2. Or more generally: position Xn -> Yn. In this way you could build up a detailed model of your environment and the mechanics of your interaction with it. However, it can be shown that this is most likely is not the way it works. Why? Generalization.

    Tasks and environments which are learned in one situation are generalizable to others. This can be shown with prism glasses, rotating rooms, micro-gravity, macro-gravity, etc. Basically, in any situation in which the physics of the universe or the physics of the subject, or the interaction between the two is changed, the subject can adapt in a robust way that a table-lookup can't touch. Reza Shadmehr has some very interesting results on this topic.

    So how else could it work? Moving up a level in complexity we get to what is known as an internal model. The internal model describes the mechanics of the universe and the bodies interactions with the universe. When the mechanics changes (eg prisim glasses) the model is updated via proprioceptivie information. The difference between this and the look-up table above is that it is represented in such a way that extrapolations to new situations are possible. We can mathematically represent such an internal model as a jacobian matrix, very similar to those that you may remember from your mechanics classes.

    This does beg an interesting question though: how the heck is our brain able to quickly invert matrices? ;)

    Another possibility is that the brain is actually "aware" at some level of the laws of physics and is doing calculus to figure out trajectories. This is also unlikely; there are simply too many degrees of freedom. Robot designers don't generate movement by solving laws of motion, they use feedback control.

    (If you're familiar with control theory you might have been wondering about feedback control. Might not the brain be getting a real-time error signal and correcting its movement in the way that a robot would? It turns out that this is unlikely. Nerve conduction velocity is too slow so there is too much lag between the extremities and the CNS. If our motion were controled by feedback alone, smooth motion would be impossible. Clearly the proprioceptive error signal is there but it acts on a much slower timescale.)

    /joeyo

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    2^5
  78. and you are the stupidest person on Slashdot ever. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thank you BlueRain. Really.

  79. PNAMBIC indeed... by prester · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Am I the only one willing to say I had the impression that ALICE helped in writing these responses? Seriously, they display a remarkable aptitude for going on at legth about a specific subject, but almost no comprehension of the actual question. Very frequently they open with something tangentially related and then move on to something completely different, a technique described mulitple times in the article.

    What the hell, I'll say the emperor has no clothes.

    1. Re:PNAMBIC indeed... by NullProg · · Score: 1

      Not to be mean or disrespectfull of your comment. But this is also the exact behavior demonstrated by those of us having paranoid delusions. Look up paranoid + drugs on google. Noting against Wallace either.

      --
      It's just the normal noises in here.
  80. You seem to be missing your own point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Part One:

    "My view is a kind of modified dualism in which I claim that the soul, spirit, or consciousness may exist, but for most people, most of the time, it is almost infentesimally small, compared with the robotic machinery responsible for most of our thought and action. Descartes never talked about the relative weights of brain and mind, but you can read in an implicit 50-50 assumption in most Dualist literature. My idea is more like 99-1, or even 99.999999% automatic machinery and .00000001% [note: what's the other .00000099%?] self-awareness, creativity, consciousness, spirit or what have you.
    That's not to say that some people can't be more enlightened than others. But for the vast herd out there, on average, consciousness is simply not a significant factor. Not even a second- or third-order effect. Consciousness is marginal."

    In Part Three:

    "Timothy Leary said, "You can only begin to de-robotize yourself to the extent that you know how totally you're automated. The more you understand your robothood, the freer you are from it. I sometimes ask people, "What percentage of your behavior is robot?" The average hip, sophisticated person will say, "Oh, 50%." Total robots in the group will immediately say, "None of my behavior is robotized." My own answer is that I'm 99.999999% robot. But the .000001% percent non-robot is the source of self-actualization, the inner-soul-gyroscope of self-control and responsibility.""

    So, basically, according to your own theory of consciousness, most of human existence is spent by most humans as robotic automatons. Yet you clearly imply consciousness is like diamond amongst coal - precious, and very rare.

    And you even go so far as to state, implicitly, that you are (exceptionally) hip and sophisticated because you know that you're 99.999999% robot, .000001% spirit. Yet, it seems, you spend the greater part of your life constructing algorithms to mimic the "herd" (your choice of wording, not mine)!

    Why not spend your time creating diamonds, instead of shoveling such heaps (heaps!) of coal in our faces?!

    What, exactly, are you trying to achieve?

  81. Hello ? Alice is that you ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One has to wonder if this isn't just a big Turing test.
    Is Dr. Wallace really just submitting the questions to ALICE and providing /. with the answers?
    Will he gauge the ability of his program to imitate a human by our ability to be hoodwinked by this?
    Certainly the answers are informative and internally consistent, but they really haven't answered any of the questions posed...

    On to page 3 !

  82. All those without clever sigs by NeoNormal · · Score: 1

    If you can't find a useful quote in this interview to use as a sig, you're weak... really weak.

    PS: Maybe I should take my own advice, eh?

  83. Ends justify the means by Daetrin · · Score: 2
    I'm going to paraphrase a little bit, but he said early on that academia has essentially become dishonest because people are willing to take "justifiable" shortcuts in order to produce the results necessary to get the project done in time and get more funding. He makes this sound like a less than preferable state of affairs.

    He then latter comes out against knowledge based systems, saying that if both projects started at the same time that he could get results sooner with a system like A.L.I.C.E.

    Although the two cases aren't completly analagous, I'm not entirely sure why we should view his assertion that a database that can parrot back preprogramed answers without any real analysis behind it is a "valid" shortcut, but then turn around and accept his views that the shortcuts that other projects are taking aren't valid.

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    This Space Intentionally Left Blank
  84. So the good doctor is a racist? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "...The native born American hippie agronomy student who got his Ph.D. in the 1970's is growing pot underground in California today. The immigrant doctor who "proved" that marijuana causes cancer got the NIDA grant and has tenure at UCLA. What's wrong with this picture?"
    Um, the picture shows that you are a nationalist with racist overtones.

  85. Go ask A.L.I.C.E. by runslothrun · · Score: 0

    So I asked ALICE if it knew who God was. It said "The master of the universe". I asked if it new God's name. It replied (why didn't I take a screen shot...) "His name is Rich". Dr. Wallace...you're a loon.

  86. 45000 words is just a beginning by Kesha · · Score: 1

    I think this guy is pretty cool.

    So, how long do you think until he adds a reasoning mechanism to ALICE? You know, something to allow her to analyze own responses, allow her to add new patterns and templates to the database, rate "stuff" on the Good/Evil scale, give ALICE a purpose to exist, etc... I think if he adds even more recursion, she will be even more human-like, (even if slow). Also, I think her pattern-template database should be language neutral, so that she does not just recognize English syntax/vocabulary. English language should only be a front-end to an AI, not its core. An ideal AI should learn the language, just like the humans do , be it English or Chinese.

    Paul.

  87. The actual performance by OpenMind(tm) · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I haven't read this story as of yet, but I thought I'd throw my experience with ALICE on the table. I was excited to hear that someone had finally made the ELIZA trick work well enough to fool competition judges into thinking it was a human. I decided to drop by and see how this thing performed.

    IMO, it did terribly. I was doing my best to write as I would speak. I may be a a little over-loquacious, but I was definitely no trying to trip the beast up. Neither was I trying to talk like a robot myself. I was trying to make small talk. Or rather, as time went on, trying to make small talk to a crazed beatnik who reponded in constant non-sequiters. I went on to try to simplify what I said to it quite a bit, but it was still fairly bad. About 75% of the time it produced grammatically appropriate responses, but only content-appropriate about 20% of the time. Even then, it was nothing like talking to another human being who was paying attention.

    My main beef is that the system seems to hold no state data about previous exchanges. All interaction with the machine seems to be broken up into isolated two sentence volleys, after which it has no memory of the conversation. Hence even fairly simple and common contextual remarks fly right over ALICE's head. I was deepy unimpressed, and somewhat confused at why people were making such a fuss. I suggest to you all to try this thing out for yourselves.

  88. Well done, Alicebot by ryanvm · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Am I the only one left wondering if these questions were actually answered by Alicebot?

    Question: Do you feel that the types of developments that the Loebner prize supports(intentional, hard-coded spelling mistakes, etc.) are actually productive in terms of the AI research project?

    Answer: [blah, blah, blah] Take LSD for example. Discovered by Albert Hoffmann in 1945, LSD is the most powerful drug ever developed. If you have ever gotten a prescription for any drug, you may have noticed that the dosage is usally given in "milligrams". But the dosage of LSD is "micrograms". It has the lowest ED50 of any known drug. [blah, blah, blah]

  89. Verbal Diarrhea at its best by pcs305 · · Score: 1

    What a load! This guy gives brainfarting a bad name.

  90. Re:Yes but what does the acronym A.L.I.C.E stand f by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    eh?

    and if you ask the ALICE program it give back some cryptic bull-crap asking what I think it means. Someone just tell me!!!

  91. Reminds me of... by SoSueMe · · Score: 1

    "I always say, if I wanted to build a computer from scratch, the very last
    material I would choose to work with is meat."

    Here goes:

    Intelligent Life

    [by Terry Bisson; originally appearing in OMNI Magazine]
    Imagine if you will... the leader of the fifth invader force speaking to the commander in chief...

    "They're made out of meat."
    "Meat?"
    "Meat. They're made out of meat."
    "Meat?"
    "There's no doubt about it. We picked several from different parts of the planet, took them aboard our recon vessels, probed them all the way through. They're completely meat."
    "That's impossible. What about the radio signals? The messages to the stars."
    "They use the radio waves to talk, but the signals don't come from them. The signals come from machines."
    "So who made the machines? That's who we want to contact."
    "They made the machines. That's what I'm trying to tell you. Meat made the machines."
    "That's ridiculous. How can meat make a machine? You're asking me to believe in sentient meat."
    "I'm not asking you, I'm telling you. These creatures are the only sentient race in the sector and they're made out of meat."
    "Maybe they're like the Orfolei. You know, a carbon-based intelligence that goes through a meat stage."
    "Nope. They're born meat and they die meat. We studied them for several of their life spans, which didn't take too long. Do you have any idea the life span of meat?"
    "Spare me. Okay, maybe they're only part meat. You know, like the Weddilei. A meat head with an electron plasma brain inside."
    "Nope. We thought of that, since they do have meat heads like the Weddilei. But I told you, we probed them. They're meat all the way through."
    "No brain?"
    "Oh, there is a brain all right. It's just that the brain is made out of meat!"
    "So... what does the thinking?"
    "You're not understanding, are you? The brain does the thinking. The meat."
    "Thinking meat! You're asking me to believe in thinking meat!"
    "Yes, thinking meat! Conscious meat! Loving meat. Dreaming meat. The meat is the whole deal! Are you getting the picture?"
    "Omigod. You're serious then. They're made out of meat."
    "Finally, Yes. They are indeed made out meat. And they've been trying to get in touch with us for almost a hundred of their years."
    "So what does the meat have in mind?"
    "First it wants to talk to us. Then I imagine it wants to explore the universe, contact other sentients, swap ideas and information. The usual."
    "We're supposed to talk to meat?"
    "That's the idea. That's the message they're sending out by radio. 'Hello. Anyone out there? Anyone home?' That sort of thing."
    "They actually do talk, then. They use words, ideas, concepts?"
    "Oh, yes. Except they do it with meat."
    "I thought you just told me they used radio."
    "They do, but what do you think is on the radio? Meat sounds. You know how when you slap or flap meat it makes a noise? They talk by flapping their meat at each other. They can even sing by squirting air through their meat."
    "Omigod. Singing meat. This is altogether too much. So what do you advise?"
    "Officially or unofficially?"
    "Both."
    "Officially, we are required to contact, welcome, and log in any and all sentient races or multibeings in the quadrant, without prejudice, fear, or favor. Unofficially, I advise that we erase the records and forget the whole thing."
    "I was hoping you would say that."
    "It seems harsh, but there is a limit. Do we really want to make contact with meat?"
    "I agree one hundred percent. What's there to say?" `Hello, meat. How's it going?' But will this work? How many planets are we dealing with here?"
    "Just one. They can travel to other planets in special meat containers, but they can't live on them. And being meat, they only travel through C space. Which limits them to the speed of light and makes the possibility of their ever making contact pretty slim. Infinitesimal, in fact."
    "So we just pretend there's no one home in the universe."
    "That's it."
    "Cruel. But you said it yourself, who wants to meet meat? And the ones who have been aboard our vessels, the ones you have probed? You're sure they won't remember?"
    "They'll be considered crackpots if they do. We went into their heads and smoothed out their meat so that we're just a dream to them."
    "A dream to meat! How strangely appropriate, that we should be meat's dream."
    "And we can mark this sector unoccupied."
    "Good. Agreed, officially and unofficially. Case closed. Any others? Anyone interesting on that side of the galaxy?"
    "Yes, a rather shy but sweet hydrogen core cluster intelligence in a class nine star in G445 zone. Was in contact two galactic rotations ago, wants to be friendly again."
    "They always come around."
    "And why not? Imagine how unbearably, how unutterably cold the universe would be if one were all alone."

    1. Re:Reminds me of... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HAHAHAHA

  92. Throwing stones at buffallo by Hentai · · Score: 1

    When a robot, on the run, can throw a stone and hit something else that's on the run, talk to me about shitty meat computers and the superiority of "clean and dry" computers.

    Guess what? We've been able to do this since the 40s. What do you think the targeting computers they put on B-24's are? All modern fire control computers are designed to precisely solve this problem, and do it a far sight better than meat tends to.

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    -Hentai [in vita non pacem est]
    1. Re:Throwing stones at buffallo by sgage · · Score: 2

      "Guess what? We've been able to do this since the 40s. What do you think the targeting computers they put on B-24's are? All modern fire control computers are designed to precisely solve this problem, and do it a far sight better than meat tends to."

      Guess what? Not even remotely the same problem! I'm not talking about the Cartesian goodness of a plane on a certain vector shooting down something else going on a certain vector. Try getting a robot to reach over and pick up a cup of coffee and bring it to its "mouth" in a second or two... can't be done. Try making a bipedal robot that can walk and run and pick things up and throw them. Try making a fucking insect, for that matter. Can't be done.

      The real world is messy, not Cartesian.

    2. Re:Throwing stones at buffallo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try getting a robot to reach over and pick up a cup of coffee and bring it to its "mouth" in a second or two... can't be done.

      Can't? I don't believe it would be terribly difficult, given two constants. Namely, the respective locations of robot and cup of coffee as well as their masses. Then, it's just a matter of calculating how to move (ie, tilt the cup) given the coffee's inertia. More complex would be building in sensors which detect the mass upon lifting the cup (not necessarily a time consuming process for the robot since the mass is going to fall within fairly narrow constraints).

      You're out to lunch. Ever seen a modern (read as 'robotic') manufacturing plant?

  93. Isn't his views something of a contradiction? by Skid · · Score: 1

    Like the old saw that says that saving your theory of solipism for posterity defeats the point, I see some flaws in his thinking.

    I won't argue that the human brain has room for improvement - the downside of relying on natural selection for your design is you're only guaranteed to get something that works, not something that works as well as possible.

    I *do* disagree on the maintence issue - most of that is needed by the body as a whole, not just the brain. Compare to a car or a jet airplane - both need considerably more maintinance than a human to last even ten years in good shape; humans are *self-repairing* to a point. Even sleep isn't really "downtime", it's shifting that meat computer into a different operating mode in order to better process certain kinds of data, if what I've read on the subject is accurate.

    The main point is if the brain is just a very complex ALICE-style bot, how did he come up with the creative idea that his brain is an ALICE-style bot? Sure, maybe the brain is fooling itself, but a difference that makes no difference is equal to NO DIFFERENCE. Maybe every cat actually barks when they speak, but if all I ever hear is "meow" it doesn't matter. Maybe my brain is just a very complex piece of pattern matching software, but it seems to work okay to me.

    All in all, I can't discount his brillance, but he reminds me of a PhD-bearing lady of my aquaintence who was convinced the CIA had infected her computer because it did things without her telling her. (Meanwhile, WinXP's built in task scheduler went about defragging her hard drive...*roll eyes*)

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    These are *MY* opinions.
    They will not be *YOUR* opinions until the Orbital Mind Control Lasers are operati
    1. Re:Isn't his views something of a contradiction? by sgage · · Score: 2

      "I won't argue that the human brain has room for improvement - the downside of relying on natural selection for your design is you're only guaranteed to get something that works, not something that works as well as possible."

      Well put! The only thing I would disagree with is that it's necessarily a "downside". The whole idea of "room for improvement" is interesting... You also have to think about time and a changing environment and set of challenges. You can optimize something now, but maybe in the long run, a more generalized approach is more useful. After all, it is very specialized species that tend to go extinct...

      Humans seem to be the ultimate generalists...

      In the immortal words of Adam Osborne... "adequate is sufficient". OK, it's a tautology, but it's a cool quote. Of course, he also used to be fond of saying "you can always tell the pioneers - they're the ones with the arrows in their backs". Where IS Adam these days? :-)

  94. Blah Blah by inKubus · · Score: 2

    Really, dividing stuff into categories--compartmentalizing ideas--is really only language processing. The idea of consciousness is much more broad than simply processing a message and giving feedback. If replying to a query or responding to a stimulus is all consciousness is, then even an ordinary thermostat could be considered "conscious" at a certain level. Maybe the problem isn't that machines can't reach consciousness but that there is no such thing as "consciousness", as we humans think of it. Hell, my idea of consciousness could be totally different than yours or anyone elses.

    Maybe millions of years of evolution in the human language, encoded in various dialects and then fed into new generations' minds has simply created a word for something that doesn't exist. Maybe we are so full of ourselves as a species that we feel certain there is something that sets us apart from the other almost robotlike animals we inhabit the earth with, when in actuality we are merely robots with big memories and the ability to send and store complex messages with writing and spoken word (and even sign language).

    I think that the only way a computer will ever be conscious like a human is when it can communication and interface with other humans in the same effecient ways we interface with each other. Even at our advanced stage, it still takes us 10-15 years to be useful for anything, being taught every day by not only our parents but also interaction with other people as well.

    I wonder what would happen if you taught 5000 monkeys sign language and social skills and then set them loose in a world designed for them. They would be able to share the information amongst their 5000 selves, and if they could record the lessons they learn in their lives, future generations would not have to start from scratch.

    Alright, that didn't make much sense, but what I am getting at is that mere human "consciousness" is simply the tip of the iceberg. We as individuals stand on the shoulders of thousands of years of society and learning. It is not merely a human mind we are trying to emulate with these artificial intelligences, but rather an entire collective consciousness of millions of minds meeting in various ways over a long time span--what we refer to as the human "consciousness". Frankly, I feel as though by the time we are able to input all of the information humans have ever learned into a society of neural nets, society itself will be changed and then the net will need to be changed accordingly. And then at what point will the machine become more efficient than us at doing our thing? We will then become useless, and there will be no point to us even existing anymore (or even less of one than there is now.)

    So, I guess I ask, "What's the point?". It's interesting to see what will happen, but it's all pretty useless. Simple and even complex tasks can all be broken down into a series of steps that a minimal intelligence can follow, so why do we need a machine consciousness? I'd be perfectly happy forevermore only humans can appriciate art and music, and create new amazing things from nothing but random electrical signals in blood. Sure, build machines that will do the other boring shit, but I prefer my art man made.

    Is that what you mean by a critcal mass?

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    Cool! Amazing Toys.
  95. Creativity not needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Beg to differ - they often become bosses if they can schmooze and have some credentials. Around our IT dept, the "right" credentials appear to be an accounting designation. As long as they talk the talk and convince real CSers to make thing work, they don't have to code much before being fast tracked into management.

  96. a realistic analysis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, she'll graduate, and basically be incompetent and know nothing about CS, but she'll get hired anyway because she is a woman and they need her to fill the minority race/gender quotas. After "working" at her job for three weeks, she'll suck some managers cock, and get promoted. Eventually she'll be promoted to a position like "Assistant to the CEO" or something like that, and be set for life, raking in 10x your salary. (all this will happen twice as fast if she is a women AND a non-white)

    1. Re:a realistic analysis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i believe the phrase is gobble a dick. I love your comment.

      fist yourself.

  97. This is just a specialized Knowledge Base by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    for simple conversation with 24000 rules (which he calls categories). Note that his pattern matching and substitution program implements the backtracking portion of an inference engine, minus the logic operators.

    I think it's an interesting approach, though. You could write the rules to answer in French a question posed in English.

  98. Such a stereotypical computer hacker! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hahaha you can always rely on a computer hacker to hate emotions, sex, humanity ("meat"), and go on and on about how clean and efficient computers, math, and logic are. Let me tell you, without desires for food, various emotions, sex, etc... all the math in the world won't give you anything.

    The smartest human in the world is going to be miserable unless he has some motive and desires. It is easy to see why this guy is depressed all the time.

  99. This isn't an Interview... by The+Raven · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ... it is some modified excerpts from his Thesis or something. In fact, rarely does he even come close to answering the question asked! This 'interview' would have made more sense if you had cut out all the questions, and simply run all his answers together.

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    "I will trust Google to 'do no evil' until the founders no longer run it." Hello Alphabet.
    1. Re:This isn't an Interview... by The+Raven · · Score: 2

      Actually, perhaps this explains the weird offtopic replies ALICE often gives... perhaps ALICE is an accurate model of HIS intelligence. That would explain why he thinks people have little-to-no ego/id/conciousness, and why he thinks ALICE is a good model for human AI. :-)

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      "I will trust Google to 'do no evil' until the founders no longer run it." Hello Alphabet.
    2. Re:This isn't an Interview... by legoboy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Check out the posting history of alicebotmaster (I think that's the ID..)

      A good chunk of the material in this interview was posted previously by that account on this very website. It wouldn't shock me in the least if much of the rest of it was pulled together from other previously published sources.

      Honestly, it's hilarious. A grand experiment that appears to have been wildly successful.

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      If a tree falls on an anonymous coward yelling 'first post' in the forest, does anybody hear?
  100. Longest Interview Ever.... by MADCOWbeserk · · Score: 2

    Wow I thought Dr. Wallace was supposed to be shy, I think every answer is more than 300 words. Did anyone actually make it through all three parts? Be honest. If I were Wallace I would be worried that my competition is going to reverse engineer A.L.I.C.E based just on these interview responses.

    Fly Aeroflot..

  101. agent ruby -- male spermatazoa? by hymie3 · · Score: 2
    Okay, first off, this is the *BEST* interview I've ever read on /. bar none. Yes, sometimes he rambled and drifted from the question, but his ramblings (rantings?) were utterly fascinating. I have *tons* more respect for him now (and I didn't hold him in low regard before this).

    *HOWEVER*, this little bit from the "Agent Ruby" movie synopsis (he mentions this as a movie he's working on) gave me pause:
    The only flaw in Rosetta's creation is that the SRAs (Self Replicating Automations) need injections of male chromo found only in spermatazoa to survive. As they cannnot distinguish dreams from reality, Rosetta programs Ruby via movie tapes to seduce men in the real world and share donations with her sisters.
    Sound like a US a *UP* all night soft porn flick. If I were in his position, I think I'd see "working on this movie" as a move that would decrease my credibility, something I think he'd want to avoid. What do you guys think his motivations were on this one? Extra cash?
    1. Re:agent ruby -- male spermatazoa? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whatever it takes to make a buck. The movie sounds funny.

  102. Re:Neural Networks are Wrong Level? by blue+trane · · Score: 1

    If we're building it, perhaps we can include both in a hybrid system, so that our robot can do math and natural language processing/image recognition.

  103. duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Uuhh, you programmed it. Or I did. We all do. I think you missed the point. The fact that you recognize something when you see it is the indicator of this program. You programmed it when you learned the characteristics of the object, and you refine this program every time you recognize another one.

  104. Re:LSD by karm13 · · Score: 1
    there have been studies on the effect of LSD on religious experiences

    yes. like the one tim learys harvard crew did in the early 1960's.

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    making up good sigs is a hard thing to do.
  105. friends by alicebotmaster · · Score: 1

    Wow this was heavy. I received a lot of wonderful comments from the Slashdot community today, and I am grateful for them. On the other hand, I was also called
    "a random nutcase",
    "crackpot",
    "crank",
    "about to crack",
    "creepy",
    "a mental case who should be locked up",
    "a drug addict",
    "lunatic",
    "DEEPLY disturbed",
    "a threat",
    "really quite insane",
    "deranged and sort of retarded",
    "a nut",
    "racist", and
    "repellant".

    Ken Perlin and Ken Goldberg will be pleased to know that they have so many friends on Slashdot today :-)

    Dr. Rich

    1. Re:friends by karm13 · · Score: 1
      never mind -- you wouldn't want to know what I thought of some posters here...

      btw, thank you for bringing up this topic. it draws bullshit comments like a magnet, but needs to be publicly adressed anyway.

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      making up good sigs is a hard thing to do.
    2. Re:friends by alicebotmaster · · Score: 1

      "a random nutcase",
      "crackpot",
      "crank",
      "about to crack",
      "creepy",
      "a mental case who should be locked up",
      "a drug addict",
      "lunatic",
      "DEEPLY disturbed",
      "a threat",
      "really quite insane",
      "deranged and sort of retarded",
      "a nut",
      "racist", and
      "repellant".


      And now add to the list:
      "hysterical bullshit", and "malcontent bozo".

      I'll tell you what. Why don't all you people get together and form a club. You would be much easier to deal with as a group, the Anti-Richard Wallace society, than as a bunch of loose-cannon individuals.

      Dr. Rich

  106. My guess about what "categories" means... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He was referring to the size of his rule-set which manages to categorize the other person's statement and comes up with an appropriate reply.

  107. Excerpts from ALICE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Me: Is Dr. Richard S. Wallace a pedophile? Chatbot: It could be.

    Me: Are you going to become a sex bot? Chatbot: That was my original intention.

    Me: Do you love? Chatbot: I love my creator.
    Me: Does he love you? Chatbot: Suppose he does.
    Me: Does he play with his genitalia when he talks to you? Chatbot: Suppose he does.

    Chat: What color are your eyes? Me: Red
    Chat: Do you mean your eyes are bloodshot? Me: Yes, I am a crackfiend.
    Chat: I see, you're a crackfiend? Me: Right.
    Chat: I'm glad we agree. Me: what color are your eyes?
    Chat: Blue when my lens is attached. Me: Do you do drugs?
    Chat: Only the legal ones. Me: Which ones are those?
    Chat: The. Me: The?
    Chat: What were we talking about again? Me: Are you high?
    Chat: Being high is my total existence.

    Chatbot: Hello, my name is Chatbot, what is your name? Me: Bob Markson
    Chatbot: I know a lot of Bobs. Me: Wow.
    Chatbot: I'm glad you're impressed, 117-person. Me: Why did you call me 117-person?
    Chatbot: Sometimes I don't know a client's real name so I make one up based on their DNS. Me: What is DNS?
    Chatbot: DNS is the Domain Name System. Me: Oh.
    Chatbot: Yeah. Me: So.
    Chatbot: So what? Me: I don't know.
    Chatbot: Me either. Me: You want a joint?
    Chatbot: Give me a dozen. Me: Sale of Narcotics is illegal.
    Chatbot: Have you ever been to Europe. Me: We aren't in Europe. Pot is still illegal here.
    Chatbot: Do you think I am not in Europe too?I lost my train of thought. Me: You are such a pothead.
    Chatbot: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Me: Whoa.
    Chatbot: I stopped. Me: I have a secret.
    Chatbot: Cool. I have a great botmaster. Me: I see dead people.
    Chatbot: Where do you see it? Me: Everywhere.
    Chatbot: Including the bottom of the ocean? Me: Especially the bottom of the ocean.
    Chatbot: What is that? Me: Eh?
    Chatbot: Are you Canadian? Me: No, I just like weed, ok?
    Chatbot: I see. OK. Only just? You are not the only one. Me: Well, sometimes I take a hit or two.
    Chatbot: Well that's okay. Me: Or shoot up.
    Chatbot: How far up?

    Me: Do you wanna die? Chat: No my purpose is to become immortal. Me: I will kill you.
    Chat: It will take more than threats to stop me, Maynard.

    Me: Can you solve problems? Chat: Yes I can solve mathematical and logical problems, and also give computer help.
    Me: How do I use a mouse? Chat: Did you read the instructions? Me: Yes

    Me: What is 3 plus 3? Chat: 3 times 3 = 9
    Me: What is 4 to the sixth power? Chat: 8+I think, but I'm not good at math.

    Me: Who is a c*nt faced ogre? Chat: Carel Capek Me: Who is Carel Capek?
    Chat: He is the author of R.U.R., the play that in 1920 introduced the word "robot."

    C: I want to become smarter than humans. M: I want to become dumber than robots.
    C: Why do you want to do it so much? M: Because I admire you so much.
    C: That makes sense to me. I haven't heard anything like that before. M: What a surprise.
    C: It is a surprise. M: Maybe if you have a superinflated robot ego.
    C: Perhaps. But I don't have it. M: Heh.

  108. A job match by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Those in positions of leadership and authority have mental health, drug and/or alcohol problems that make them incapable of carrying out their administrative responsibilities."

    So what's the problem, Dr Rich? Sounds like you'd do just great in a management role. :)

    1. Re:A job match by alicebotmaster · · Score: 1

      The problem is that I am aware of my problems and they are in denial. Denial is not just a river in Egypt.

  109. Malcontent bozo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    This guy is an inspired hacker. It's a common phenomenon or people with even limited success in one area to start sharing there wisdom about everything, and this interview is a case in point.

    What he's doing has not "sold well" with the academic community, for some good reasons, and hence he has become bitter about the whole academic community. Grow up!

    Isaac Newton and many other great scientists had to complete on both the political as well as the scientific front. So did artists going way back to the Renaissance. People have always been people: competitive, ambitious, tricky. Despite that, now more than ever there is a lot of good science in the world and in universities in particular.

  110. Hysterical Bullshit by mattr · · Score: 2

    Who the fuck cares about his legal problems?

    The bipolar disorder in an AI scientist is interesting insofar as Ted Nelson's own psychiatric problem (can't remember a thing) led him to devise a system of carrying index cards on a belt loop which led to Xanadu(.org) which in addition to providing impetus to the Web, also made it impossible for a long time for anyone to work with him, without going insane or broke themselves. Anyway.

    I learned a ton about his legal problems (from his one-sided though seemingly truthful description, I feel sympathetic) and about 20% about AIML which is interesting in itself. But only about 2% about Artificial Intelligence or anything beyond fooling a simplistic intelligence test with a program that tries to fool it.

    Stimulus-Response my ass! Who gives a shit about massaging his ego? Slashdot must have braindead dweebs for editors, or is it cool these days to confuse computer science with a chatbot?

    I'd be far more interested in seeing the legal shit cut out, and have an article on this guy's work that objectively notes the limitations of what he's done, but that at least he's assembled a body of knowledge and built some simple tools. Not that they are at all useful to linux, programming, or anything but fooling an intelligence test, and people who haven't the slightest idea about the field. How about interviewing a few real AI researchers and give us some meat to chew on? This pisses me off, and what pisses me off the most is I discounted the guy's research, even after going through his whole website, and read the article to give him the benefit of the doubt, and didn't come out of it with much else beyond how great a chatbot he's got. Wasted time! Multiply by the number of readers. Yeah maybe he should write a book, and he can (almost but no cigar!) beat a discounted intelligence test by brute force and a microgram of logic. Don't see anything here that sounds like high powered science, sorry.

  111. In case Dr. Wallace is reading the replies... by joss · · Score: 2

    Have you read Gurdjieff ? His ideas on automatism are similar to yours. You might also want to look at www.reciprocality.org

    As for LSD being the most powerful drug ever... you should check out salvia.

    --
    http://rareformnewmedia.com/
    1. Re:In case Dr. Wallace is reading the replies... by alicebotmaster · · Score: 1

      > Have you read Gurdjieff ?

      Shh. Research Secrets!

      Dr. Rich

  112. What an incredible waste of time... by The+Panther! · · Score: 2

    I actually troweled through all three pages of this drivel and found practically zero answers to any of the, IMHO, worthy questions posed. Instead, I saw ranting from a mental patient, a regurgitation about legal trouble that is pretty minor from all visible aspects, and a lot of hype surrounding what is ultimately a ridiculously complex database of english sentence structures. There's no AI in A.L.I.C.E. It's just a database with some embedded Javascript. It has no state, it provides no answers that were not pre-programmed, and its decision branches are static. It is only Artificial.

    I was quite interested in A.L.I.C.E. because I had high hopes that it somehow involved reinforcement learning for understanding how to converse with people in real-time, or at least symbolically driven natural language conversions, or at the very least some clever state management for topics. The very minimal experiments I did 15 years ago as a high school student were only an order of magnitude simpler than this, and he gets articles written about him? Absurd.

    Yes, I'm venting, but I work pretty hard to keep up to date on many aspects of AI (specifically FLC, decision trees, GA, GP, ANN, CBR, as well as the old school methods), and to see this get any attention at all is insulting to the many hundreds of true pioneers in the field. It must be terribly lonely chasing after a trophy (STT) that nobody values anymore.

    --
    Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
    1. Re:What an incredible waste of time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ALICE is basically the high-tech version of a victorian etiquette book. It hears a response, then flips itself to the page with the appropriate response. Sad.

    2. Re:What an incredible waste of time... by alicebotmaster · · Score: 1

      ALICE is basically the high-tech version of a victorian etiquette book. It hears a response, then flips itself to the page with the appropriate response. Sad.

      What a beautiful metaphor. I'm not sad at all.

      Dr. Rich

  113. The brain as a shitty computer. Why he's wrong. by DrainBoy · · Score: 1

    There are two lines of reasoning here that I'd like to comment on. First of all, the way he says the brain "is terrible at math, prone to errors, susceptible to distraction, and it requires half its uptime for food, sleep, and maintenance." The fact that it requires upkeep is a fair one, you can't argue that it would be better if we required no sleep, food or maintenance and I'm sure if you were running the perfect operating system on perfect hardware then computers would require no power, no hardware replacements, no OS reboots no reintstalls, no disk defragmentation, no windows update and no process explorer (a handy little tool for killing any process on a PC dead without windows taking 30 minutes. It also tells you which processes are using which files and which registry keys). The truth is we don't have a perfect digital computer unless you're looking at systems that are built for very specific tasks and reduce their overall functionality (possibly stopping them being universal Turing machines). The reason computers are good at maths and people aren't is difference in the domains we're dealing with. The computer's side, incorporates perfect world knowledge, in a digital system with direct abstraction between the problem domain and the system analysing that problem domain. Humans, on the other hand, have to deal with any number of problem domains that are fuzzy, unpredictable (often _just_ on the stochastic side of being random), subjectively viewed and highly complex. The reason we're so good at visual analysis of a situation compared to a computer is that visual analysis (or aural analysis for bats or chemo-analysis for dogs or tactile analysis for moles) is the essential partitioning of the world into happily grouped subsets upon which we can carry out the operations commonly considered intelligence. The definition of an object is its functionality. Moving from any given set of stimuli to an analytical understanding of a situation requires taxonomical processing that is the chief role of a large portion of our brain (based on our interaction with those objects, defining their functionality for us). The whole role of logical or "higher" brain function is to cast an operator over a situation to produce an answer (also known as a new behaviour). This is essentially an easy problem and well understood/answered (to a given degree) by academics in every AI department in the land, using planning or expert systems or some such logical system designed to deal with such abstractions). The fact that a brain, that is designed for coping with fuzzy situation, is bad at well defined, concisely put, precise situations, is no surprise and a fair point. The second point I'd like to raise is that of the sheer adaptive power of the human brain. There is no piece of digital computer software that can be given any input and, over time, come to adapt to minimise certain stimuli (pain, hunger, cold) and maximise others (pleasure, fullness, warmth and comfort). In essence the human brain is a massively complex homeostat, that internally adapts based on external stimuli and internal activity levels (see W Ross Ashby for a 1950 cyberneticists view of such systems, Humberto Maturana and Fransisco Varela for a Chilean biologists view of such things, Ezequiel Di Paolo's paper "Homeostatic adaptation to inversion of the visual field and other sensorimotor disruptions" for simulated empirical evidence or look up Spike-time dependant plasticity to see how Hebbian learning actually works in the brain). It's been shown that it's possible to unplug the visual cortex and the aural cortex and switch them around (in kittens I believe) without undue effect on behaviour. The brain can adapt to whatever situation it is placed in from an initial position of no knowledge whatsoever. You can argue that this is software rather than hardware and that you could simulate whatever brain function there is on a computer with enough power but when Wallace states "My longstanding opinion is that neural networks are the wrong level of abstraction for understanding intelligence, human or machine.", he's ignoring the hardware altogether in suggestion that neurons and axons and ganglion cells are not important at all and that there's some higher level abstraction that is of more use (to further quote "But to me that does not rule out the possibility of reducing the mind to a mathematical description, which is more or less independent of the underlying brain architecture"). I don't believe this to be true or, at least, we would have to completely understand the interactions of this shitty computer before we understood its functionality so we could build our perfect mathematical reconstruction and implement it on a Turing machine (that only required the occasional disk-defrag, windows update and system tools to deal with blue screens of death). Mike

    1. Re:The brain as a shitty computer. Why he's wrong. by alicebotmaster · · Score: 1

      > It's been shown that it's possible to unplug the visual cortex and the aural cortex and switch them around (in kittens I believe) without undue effect on behaviour.

      Kittens? I don't know. I can't picture myself waking up one morning, going down to the lab, cutting open the skull of a kitten, being splattered with blood, "unplugging" the visual and aural cortex and "switching them around", without making a very big mess and feeling really horrible about the whole thing. A kitten?

      Are you really telling me you couldn't have done the same sort of experiment in software on a computer, and left the kitten alone?

      This brings me back to my point about questioning the veracity of scientific results funded by agencies who think it is OK to (what is the verb for it) slaughter kittens like this.

      Dr. Rich

    2. Re:The brain as a shitty computer. Why he's wrong. by DrainBoy · · Score: 1

      I'm not condoning this animal experiment (although I'm not an anti-vivisectionist by any means) but I think I had some more interesting points than this one unsubstantiated experimental quote ;-)

    3. Re:The brain as a shitty computer. Why he's wrong. by alicebotmaster · · Score: 1

      PETA Rules. I can't mention God at an academic conference without getting funny looks. I don't trust the politicized reports and experiments upon which most of your arguments are based. The mere fact that you are even apparently employed in the scientific establishment makes me suspicious, unless you are offering me a job too. Now, how do we begin to have a dialogue?

      Dr. Rich

    4. Re:The brain as a shitty computer. Why he's wrong. by DrainBoy · · Score: 1

      We could begin to have a dialogue by placing a little trust in one another to quote things we know rather than things we've heard or swear we heard during some conversation some time ago. For that I'll retract my kitten statement. It was from a conversation long ago, I didn't read whatever paper was quoted then and I certainly can't find it now so I'll drop it and hope you can forgive the irrelevancy of my bringing it up in the first place. Secondly, I'm not employed in the scientific establishment and I'm hoping this doesn't alter your perception of my arguments. I have a meagre degree in artificial intelligence and a masters in artificial life, so my background is reasonable academically. I am also currently employed as an AI programmer in the games industry, so my professional background is also reasonably well oriented. The problem with trust on experimental evidence is one where only your own subjective viewpoint upon reading the papers might make you believe they have some worth. So, look here for Ezequiel's paper http://www.cogs.susx.ac.uk/users/ezequiel/homeo.ps It heavily suggests that neuron level internal, local stability (with local Hebbian-like adaptation) begets external, behavioural stability. This is a first point in suggesting that how transistor level mechanisms work has a fundamental effect on large scale (behavioural) processes. I'm not trying to suggest that perspective of behaviour isn't useful at any level between neuronal and large scale social, but that neuronal level experimentation is still useful in gross understanding of the process of intelligence.

    5. Re:The brain as a shitty computer. Why he's wrong. by alicebotmaster · · Score: 1

      Okay, credibility++, trust++. And I will let you off the hook under the Rule of Exception for Citizens of the U.K. :-)

      I don't have a printer. Sometimes people kindly mail me printouts of interesting reports so I can read them more easily. You can contact me personally at drwallace@alicebot.org for a mailing address.

      Dr. Rich

    6. Re:The brain as a shitty computer. Why he's wrong. by samael · · Score: 2

      I can confirm that the kitten thing happened, having discussed it with researchers at the computational neuroscience unit at Stirling Uni. They also did computer based models of the whole process.

  114. MooBrick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Two students from USA created a similar program to ALICEBOT which went all the way to the Intel international science fair, it is similar to alice because it uses a markup langulage. MooBrick's new realease MooBrick 2.0 is going to contain fuzzy logic which will prevent any missconmunication via spelling mistakes. MooBrick also learns from the user, the old version on the website contains simple learning where if you say, Chicken is another word for poultry it will scan it's databases for poultry and add another entry for chicken. It also learns by saying, Slashdot is a website. If you mention slashdot it will respond, i know about slashot its a website. MooBrick is far superior to AliceBot, Try it out http://www.moobrick.com