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  1. Re:Handwriting on Getting Inside Einstein's Head · · Score: 2, Funny
    The Complete Idiot's Guide to Handwriting Analysis

    Isn't the phrase "Complete Idiot's" a little superfluous in this book title?

    An analysis of my handwriting once produced a diagnosis of me as a sad, lonely wanker with absolutely no point in life.

    Aaaaah - it's just dawned on me...

  2. Re:this is all well and good on GCC 3.3 Released · · Score: 4, Funny
    Flamebait?

    Nah.

    Funny as hell, though - Visual Studio is an absolute joy to use.

    Compared to what?

    Having your head nailed to a table?

  3. Unlikely Situation on Amazon Takes Pikachu To The Patent Office · · Score: 2, Funny
    'For example, if Pokemon toys are currently the best selling or most-frequently-searched-for items within the database, the term POKEMON may be suggested whenever a user enters the letters "PO," even though many hundreds of other items in the database may start with "PO."'

    Any fule nose that typing 'PO' will always autocomplete to 'PORN', no matter how popular Pokemon is at any one time.

  4. Re:does it do DAB? on Linux Powers First Handheld Software Radio · · Score: 1, Interesting
    It doesn't look like it from the specs, and with 22% CPU utilisation just for FM reception, I doubt that a PDA has the guts to perform the DAB decoding in anything like real time.

    Besides, £100 gets you a pretty capable DAB receiver here in the UK (if you're lucky enough to find one in stock), and I'd guess that the add-on card for the PDA costs at least that much.

  5. If it's a Corsican on Internet Based Attacks in a Physical World · · Score: 1
    then it is defined as

    resistance against cheese-eating surrender monkey imperialism

    If it's an Irishman, then it depends which way the wind is blowing - at the moment, it'd be terrorism, but in the good old days when Noraid had the ear of the presidency, it was freedom fighting.

  6. Re:The need for a well rounded education on Lowest Raw Score Ever on the SAT · · Score: 2, Funny
    I may be being a little narrow minded and cynsical here, but isn't socialology a bit of a Bushism?

    Seriously, though - if this isn't a troll, this guy will make one hell of a sociologist - he already has Wittgenstinian relativism down pat.

    And if he doesn't get tenure, at least he'll be able to assume that I'd like fries with that...

  7. Re:Hmmm, what about a Dry Ice car ? on Water-Rocket-Powered Cars · · Score: 1
    Hahahaha!

    Wow, I didn't really mean to write more than the first paragraph, but I thought that I would get it all down for those interested.

    I have this very amusing impression of you getting interested all over your trousers, lol.

  8. Re:Gas? on Water-Rocket-Powered Cars · · Score: 1
    Yer gas would not power the car too well - it's lighter than water, Plus, burning gas isn't too healthy if it's under your balls.

  9. Isn't it felicitous... on Light-Producing Nanotubes Could Mean Faster Chips · · Score: 5, Interesting
    that these nanotubes happen to emit at around 1500nm, which is a good wavelength for fibre optics?

    Thinking about it, would it not be feasible to make them emit harmonics (375nm blue, anyone?) for use in optical storage too?

    I'm just a dumb old maths guy, not a physicist, but surely someone can enlighten us?

  10. Re:I wonder ... on Land Speed Record Broken: 0-6,400 in Six Seconds · · Score: 1
    With a terminal velocity of around 7500-8000 fps, you could probably get quite a nice range out of this baby.

    Unfortunately, 3.2 miles of narrow gauge track probably isn't going to be that easy to aim!

    It may be useful for testing deep penetration type warheads, or they might just b ehaving fun at the taxpayers expense.

  11. Re:More a stress-test than longevity-test on Projector Torture Test: LCD versus DLP · · Score: 2, Funny
    "I'm sure that could burn out a processor that would survive 8000 hours of activity without a hitch.

    Never mind the processor - you find me an OS that will run for 8000 hours at 100% CPU utilisation!

    Bugger - I've just remembered - Netware 3.12.

    Oh well...

  12. Correct on Brain Privacy · · Score: 1
    Life of Brian had 'fucking gondolas' as the short in the cinemas (though unfortunately not on the DVD).

  13. Re:Aha! on Hilary Rosen from RIAA will write Iraq's Copyrights? · · Score: 4, Funny
    Hilary Rosen - Dubya's 'Shocking Whore'?

    Perhaps she'll make it illegal to crack the Code of Hammurabi ...

  14. The Conversation on Reading Lips In Software · · Score: 1
    Puts me more in mind of Coppola's The Conversation.

    The idea of combining it with speech recognition in an adaptive fashion, using one source to cross-check the other, could open up a whole new area of privacy invasion.

    Imagine this stuff running on all the CCTVs in the town where you live...

  15. If that's a flame, then you're a troll on On The Collapse of Complex Societies · · Score: 1
    A superficially economics-literate troll, but a troll nevertheless.

    If economics was any good at analysing this sort of thing, then we'd have a series of principles in force acting against the short-term exploitation of fragile resources.

    But Diamond addresses economics only once in the article, where he refers to 'discounting' of resources - if the percieved benefit of harvesting all the resources now, and investing the profits elsewhere, outwieghs the calculated benefits of harvesting the resource over a number of years (read: sustainability), then the 'rational' economic argument is to harvest now, and fuck the future.

    Economics, outside of strict financial / manufacturing / internal human activities, is pure voodoo, and should never be taken too seriously.

    Now there's a flame for ya!

  16. Re:Hellow World on Innovation on the Edge? · · Score: 2, Funny
    if it was on the edge, surely it'd be ...

    "Goodbye World"

    AAAAAAAAAAARGH!

    SPLAT!

  17. Re:Unlikely on Ballmer on Windows Server 2003, Linux · · Score: 1
    Printing, for example, requires all the graphics subsystems because we have the "what you see is what you get" model. You need to have the whole of the display stuff to render it. It's a very tangled subsystem.

    wtf???

    Can't they mod some of the Terminal Server code so that a virtual GUI is running as a terminal to handle all this tangled shit?

    Geez - these guys have the creativity of a Jackson Pollock!

  18. Bollocks. on Charlie Northrup's One-Man Patent Grab Continues · · Score: 1
    You just set up a Jv with Goodyear - Goodyear provide the financial capital, you provide the intellectual capital.

    Simplr.

    Prolly too simple for you to see it.

  19. Re:Current Review: Xeon vs Opteron on Opteron Benchmarked Against Xeon · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    Fuck.

    Odd week - no mod points.

    I'll just have to tell you it's funny as fuck instead.

  20. Nose best analysis tool... on Nanotechnology: Nanoscale Particles A Health Hazard? · · Score: 1
    My rule number one (when analysing competitive products) was always to heat some up, then sniff carefully.

    The human nose is a marvellous tool, as GC/MS analysis of the same samples rarely disagreed with my initial findings.

    On the other hand, I don't envisage sniffing any nanobots anytime soon.

  21. Ice-9 on Gas Goes Solid · · Score: 1
    as per Vonnegut (Cat's Cradle) - y'all should read him - one of America's greatest novellists.

  22. Re:weight on Gas Goes Solid · · Score: 1
    20x?

    If you're transporting your methane one molecule at a time, this would be true.

    However, it's water in bulk, with methane dispersed throughout, and in more of a cubic structure than the dodecahedron shown, so the packing efficiency gives roughly a 2-2.5:1 weight ratio, and a 2:1 space ratio.

    Each molecule of water would play it's part in transporting about 1/2 as much methane, and the extra space taken up is less than the water volume.

    Having said all that, I'm not at all sure that the hydrates are as thermodynamically stable as the article seems to imply.

  23. Re:Methane hydrates on Gas Goes Solid · · Score: 1
    'Fraid not - once the temperature rises or the pressure drops (at -4 C, the hydrate is only stable at ca. 20 atmospheres pressure, IIRC), yon solid would tend to degass quite violently, with a concomitant risk of explosion.

    At -10 C, of course, the hydrate is stable at a couple of atmospheres pressure, so if you don't crash, you're OK.

    It's mainly these problems that make mining the clathrates (old name for methane hydrates) from the ocean bed uneconomical.

    Damn physics, but there ya go...

  24. Stop trolling on Professional-Grade Audio Recording With A PDA · · Score: 1
    I agree it's important, but this is a tech site, so please keep on topic.

    Try indymedia if you wish torepost articles from th'independent...

  25. Re:ZoneAlarm on Microsoft Refuses To Fix NT 4.0 Exploit · · Score: 1
    Nope - we still use NT4 (and IIS!) for our internet application, simply because we're tight.

    We've got everything tightly firewalled, the OS locked down as tightly as possible, all the NetBIOS crap disabled, etc. etc.

    This problem won't affect us, but we won't upgrade for the simple reason that the only non-hardware downtime we've had in the last three years was when a M$ patch buttfucked the server, requiring a reinstall.

    Put simply, if you're just using NT4 as an application server, it's stable and fairly robust, and I can't be bothered with the disruption that an upgrade would entail.

    It's only if you're using NT for file and print, or being dumb and using DCOM rather than building a roll-your-own server, that this vulnerability will affect you.

    I could port everything to Linux, but what's the point? 3 years with only 2 hrs unplanned downtime is good enough for me...