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Amazon Takes Pikachu To The Patent Office

theodp writes "On Tuesday, Amazon was awarded a patent for Search Query Autocompletion. From the Summary of the Invention--'For example, if Pokemon toys are currently the best selling or most-frequently-searched-for items within the database, the term POKEMON may be suggested whenever a user enters the letters "PO," even though many hundreds of other items in the database may start with "PO.'" See, Amazon practices the mantra "Gotta catch 'em all" with patents.

334 comments

  1. Next year.. by grub · · Score: 5, Funny

    Amazon tries to patent:
    Patent Application 20040182-2774a - Fibrous cellulose sheeting for the removal of extraneous faeces from the posterior opening of the alimentary canal.
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    1. Re:Next year.. by brakk · · Score: 5, Funny

      then "one sheet wiping"

    2. Re:Next year.. by Neon+Spiral+Injector · · Score: 1

      That beats Rimmer's, one up, one down, and one to polish.

    3. Re:Next year.. by arvindn · · Score: 0

      SHUT UP! Don't give them ideas!

    4. Re:Next year.. by arvindn · · Score: 1

      Nice try. MS has already patented that as part of the iLoo.

    5. Re:Next year.. by kzinti · · Score: 4, Funny

      Amazon tries to patent: Patent Application 20040182-2774a - Fibrous cellulose sheeting for the removal of extraneous faeces from the posterior opening of the alimentary canal.

      And in the bargain, giving a bizarre new meaning to the phrase "Prior Art."

    6. Re:Next year.. by rmadmin · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Well if it wasn't for prior art, they'd probably have "Fucking people up the ass" patented.

    7. Re:Next year.. by McDutchie · · Score: 1
      then "one sheet wiping"

      Shouldn't that be "one wipe sheeting"?

      <voiceover type="dark">
      Amazon.
      One wipe.
      A load of sheet.
      </voiceover>

    8. Re:Next year.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      anal? why not! they've already "patented" the art of being dicks, so it seems like a natural progression.

      and besides everyone already calls them assholes!

    9. Re:Next year.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or, "posterior" art? LOL....

    10. Re:Next year.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just one sheet? Christ man, I need like 3 to clean up my stinker.

    11. Re:Next year.. by nicotinix · · Score: 1

      and then, THREE SEASHELLS!

    12. Re:Next year.. by DJPenguin · · Score: 1

      I _really_ wish someone would explain to me how those things work!

  2. Prior Art? by dejaffa · · Score: 5, Interesting

    There has got to be prior art on this. Didn't Yahoo do this before 2000 (when the patent was filed)?

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    1. Re:Prior Art? by zCyl · · Score: 2, Informative

      There has got to be prior art on this.

      1. /bin/grep
      2. /usr/bin/locate
      3. Browser url autocompletion
      4. Every spellchecker since the invention of dirt, which queries a dictionary listing.
      5. Every wordprocessor which autocompletes words you're typing with what it thinks is the most likely candidate.
      6. Every computer-based card catalogue which allows you to search for part of a title.

      Oh, I'm sorry, was applying the idea to toys new and original?

    2. Re:Prior Art? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And which of those used the most popular item to determine how to autocomplete? I am pretty sure that all of those did the alphabetical thing.

    3. Re:Prior Art? by (trb001) · · Score: 1

      Google essentially does this. Google for something but spell it wrong, you'll get "Did you mean to search for ". This can be struck dead PDQ.

      --trb

    4. Re:Prior Art? by ichimunki · · Score: 2, Insightful

      1) Prior art does not automatically invalidate a patent. Most patents include references to previous patents that contain ideas of which the current patent constitutes a refinement or development.

      2) In this case, using a "popularity" measurement to auto-complete would be different enough from all of the examples you listed to be a "new" idea.

      3) None of the above should be construed as approval for a patent granted for this "invention". Patents should cover actual devices and inventions, not ways to use computers or ways of doing business.

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    5. Re:Prior Art? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doesn't matter if there's prior art or not, it has to be challeneged..and since most of our less friendly patents are still around, I can only assume this will go unchalleneged as well.

    6. Re:Prior Art? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amazon does not care if prior art exists or not. Their strategy is simple, smart, and scary. They are betting that the US will be forced to adopt the WTO patent system of first to file. What are the chances of the US not giving into this sytem? Or even better: what are the chances that most of these patents will go unchallenged before the US switches to this system?

    7. Re:Prior Art? by MikeFM · · Score: 1

      I know my cellphone did this before 2000. Enter the first couple letters of a word on the keypad and it'd try to auto-complete with the most frequently word that started that way. Sure it wasn't on an e-comm site but it was the same exact concept. I know help systems have done it forever. The bash prompt and url widget in my browser does it too.

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    8. Re:Prior Art? by joggle · · Score: 2

      I'm not sure what you mean by "most popular" but most word processors (and cell phones) autocomplete based off of word frequency and sometimes a user dictionary.

    9. Re:Prior Art? by kgarcia · · Score: 1

      I dunno about "search engines" but when I type anything in Microsoft Excel (yeah, it's evil, but it's an example), or Corel Quatro Pro, it prompts me with the most used item in my spread sheet that starts with that letter... Heck, doesn't IE and Moz do this with the web address? this is nothing new....

    10. Re:Prior Art? by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 1

      It's very frustrating to see obvious solutions for common problems getting patented.

      A conversation which no doubt took place thousands of times by now:

      • "You know, we have a type-ahead feature in our browser which shows what we last typed in"
      • "Yeah?"
      • "Can we use a similar thing for our most popular products?"
      • "Yeah, but it isn't practical using current web technology"
      • "Are you sure we can't hack something up in Javascript?"
      • "Maybe, but it is a silly feature and a lot of work"
      • "I guess you're right."
      • "Remember that dumb idea for typeaheads?"
      • "Yeah, the one which would have been a pain to setup and maintain"
      • "Amazon Patented it"
    11. Re:Prior Art? by zCyl · · Score: 1

      2) In this case, using a "popularity" measurement to auto-complete would be different enough from all of the examples you listed to be a "new" idea.

      Word processors choose which word to autocomplete based on the popularity of that word. You start writing a paper about "disestablishmentarianism" in many word processors, and they will start completing that word for you instead of "disease", which would show up for example if you were writing a paper about the frivolous-patent craze.

    12. Re:Prior Art? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      most popular means exactly what it means. Whichever product is the most popular selling product will come up. So if Beauty & the Beast Soundtrack is the number 1 seller then "Be" will bring it up instead of "Bea Arthur's Greatest Hits" or whatever alphabetically comes up. This is much different from frequency since Bea Arthur might have three hundred albums and Beauty and the Beast only 1.

    13. Re:Prior Art? by blibbleblobble · · Score: 1

      "There has got to be prior art on this. Didn't Yahoo do this before 2000 (when the patent was filed)?"

      Apparently prior art only counts if it's in a patent or printed industry journal. Patent examiners don't live in the real-world, so any real-world usages of things being patented are unlikely to be taken into consideration.

      After all, if it hasn't been published in a journal it hasn't been invented, right?

    14. Re:Prior Art? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In addition to the publication bar there's an on-sale bar, which applies if the invention is sold or offered for sale. As with the publication bar there's a one-year grace period. So if anyone had this feature in their product (in an embodiment that the Amazon patent would have enabled) more than one year before the patent application was filed, then it counts against the patent.

    15. Re:Prior Art? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      prior art?

      load up bash, type in "ly", and hit tab.

      but, im sure amazon has been along longer than bash. AND tcsh.

    16. Re:Prior Art? by willtsmith · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually,

      It's the job of the patent holder to challenge those who allegedly infringe upon it.

      The patent process seriously needs a stage when concerned parties can challenge BEFORE the patent is granted.

      Actually, the whole system needs to be re-done with different forms of patents for different types of inventions:

      * Traditional - physical devices, unchanged
      * Software - much higher constraints should be applied here. It has to be mind-blowing and not an obvious one-off from a known algorithm (as Mr Bezos' latest patent is simply an indexing method).
      * Application - People who come up with novel applications for existing inventions or combinations of inventions deserve protection from the goliaths ready to swoop in, replicate, and annihalate any competition. The patents could be business related of software related.
      Basically, I would propose a 3 year head start against infringement for truly unique applications and methodologies (software, business, or otherwise).

      * Research Derived Applications
      - Physical Law/Fact, derived applications
      All those folks patenting gene X or gene Y are pretty perverse. Gene's aren't inventions, nor is discovery of a gene an invention. However, they do have a point that they plow a LOT of money into these things and have an inherent right to a cut of profits from products developed exploiting their research. This type of patent would be strictly licensing based since you cannot OWN knowledge. 15 years is still fair.
      - New application. There are plenty of existing things (especially in pharma) that have new applications. However, a significant amount of research is required to prove it (as in prove it to the FDA). It's reasonable that a entity that does research that gives new life to an existing invention, even one thats passed into the public domain. For example, proving that aspirin reduces the risk of heart attack. In that case, an researching entity could be granted royalties on sales of such products paid by manufacturers provided that the discovery boosts overall sales (determined by a judge). I would suggest a 7 year window between the time the royalties are granted and the time they expire.

      * Pharmacy - These guys are WAY out of line in that they apply for patents on LOTS and LOTS of substances that are similar to the one's they work on. They have no idea whether these things are actually usable inventions. They do it to prevent others from doing similar research and marketing a competitor. I would propose that if you can't prove a medical efficacy or chemical effect, no patent. Plus all Pharma patents should be inherently license based effectively splitting up big Pharma into Intellectual Property/Research firms and just plain manufacturers (similar to current generic producers).

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    17. Re:Prior Art? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is prior on this going back at least as far as the late 60's. The early Arpanet telnet app would autocomplete partially entered network destinations.

  3. Google by dj_paulgibbs · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Does this make Google liable (or indeed, most search engines in general) if you type in an incorrectly spelt search, and it suggests an alternate?

    1. Re:Google by jeffy124 · · Score: 1

      probably not. google does simple spell-checking of your query, not searches based on first few letters. Though there may be an option (in google or other search engines) somewhere that allows the user to say "po*" to search for terms starting with the letters "po", but that would not infringe on this amazon patent as google wont care what the current hot selling item is. (IANAL)

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    2. Re:Google by KrispyKringle · · Score: 2

      No. Google suggests an alternate based on very close search which produces a large or larger number of hits. It does not, as far as I know (and none of us can be sure since their algorithm is secret), suggest based on popularity of the search. If it suggested a similar-spelled search from, say, the Lycos 50, then yes, it would be comparable.

    3. Re:Google by theNetImp · · Score: 0

      I hate to give this one to the evil M$, but look at how their help files work you type in the first letter and it searches to it, type in the second letter and it goes to the 2 letters combined for the first nearest, it's basically the same thing put in 2-3 letters, and they'll give you the help topics that match closest.

    4. Re:Google by dj_paulgibbs · · Score: 1

      You can use wildcards to search Google (i.e. *).

      It's a handy way of getting past the 10 word limit.

    5. Re:Google by rherbert · · Score: 5, Informative

      Actually, it's not just a simple spell check. I can't find any current examples, but when you used to search for "nekked", Google would say, "Did you mean nekkid?" (I was having a debate with someone as to whether "nekked" or "nekkid" was more commonly used... no, really!)

      It probably has more to do with the number of hits that a similarly-spelled word word has - if there are a lot more for that one than the current one, it makes a suggestion.

    6. Re:Google by devnull17 · · Score: 1

      It's even more specific than that--most likely most hits in context as well as spell checking. I don't remember specifics, but there have been a couple of times when I've been looking for a combination of words and had one suggested that would only make sense under very specific circumstances. Google rocks.

  4. erm.. is this patent G rated? by trmj · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is so not gonna work unless they put a filter on it.

    If going by search engine queries is any example, pokemon is not the most commonly searched for word that begins with po...

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    1. Re:erm.. is this patent G rated? by defective · · Score: 2

      Let's have some fun with this...
      What interesting words start with "po" ??

    2. Re:erm.. is this patent G rated? by dejaffa · · Score: 1

      Then again, I've had it explained to me that many people, when they first heard the name Pokemon, assumed it was a Japanese gay bar...

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    3. Re:erm.. is this patent G rated? by wo1verin3 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Bah I keep trying to search for "Pope For Dummies" but they keep trying to sell me the new pokemon game.. AHHHHHHHHH

    4. Re:erm.. is this patent G rated? by geschild · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Good point. So a filter it is. Which makes this functionality next to useless because people will be 'Pissed Off' (pardon the pun) by systems that get their intent wrong most of the time. (Or if it takes typing in an almost complete word before it hits the right one).

      One of the reasons people despise clippy is because it is constantly guestimating. badly...

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    5. Re:erm.. is this patent G rated? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about Pokemon Porn? I look that shit up all the time. Those Pokemon bitches are so hot, and I'm not talking about Misty:

      Pikachick
      Bulbaslut
      Flirtle
      Charmissive
      Nido butch
      Onyxxx ...The list goes on!

      Gotta f$@&@ 'em all, Pokemon!

    6. Re:erm.. is this patent G rated? by John+Zebedee · · Score: 1

      Naah, a pokemon is a rastafarian proctologist. And rectitude is that air of moral uprightness he asumes as he goes to work.

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    7. Re:erm.. is this patent G rated? by Dexx · · Score: 1

      On a related note, by repeatedly entering their own query can an individual or group of individuals manipulate the autocompleter?

      ie: if a few (hundred/thousand) slashdotters went to amazon and typed in "PO - manipuliating the Patent Office for your own profit - the Amazon story", would that come up when people started typing in "pokemon"?

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    8. Re:erm.. is this patent G rated? by mcpkaaos · · Score: 1

      Is it "pork"? Come on man the suspense is killing me! Pony? Post office? What!

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    9. Re:erm.. is this patent G rated? by Blahbbs · · Score: 1
      No no no. This is Slashdot. That word begins with PR, not PO...

      /pr0n

    10. Re:erm.. is this patent G rated? by mustangsal66 · · Score: 1

      If going by search engine queries is any example, pokemon is not the most commonly searched for word that begins with po...

      You were think of pu...

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    11. Re:erm.. is this patent G rated? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, it's spelt pr not po.

    12. Re:erm.. is this patent G rated? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, it's "porked" in several positions.

    13. Re:erm.. is this patent G rated? by Pope · · Score: 1

      That's OK, I can get you an inside deal.

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    14. Re:erm.. is this patent G rated? by dejaffa · · Score: 1

      I sit corrected.

      Uncomfortable with the mental images here, but corrected.

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    15. Re:erm.. is this patent G rated? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "One of the reasons people despise clippy is because it is constantly guestimating. badly..."

      I'm guessing you haven't done much desktop support in office environments...there are people who fucking LOVE clippy. I've had users get violent if the Office Assistant isn't activated. And god help you if somehow whatever avatar they'd chosen has been deselected...

    16. Re:erm.. is this patent G rated? by AmericanInKiev · · Score: 1

      good point.
      $80 buys you a provision patent on Search Term Filtering. A method for processing query terms as a means to preventing children from indecent or otherwise inappropriate materials.

    17. Re:erm.. is this patent G rated? by sql*kitten · · Score: 1

      What interesting words start with "po" ??

      I dunno, I get no matches for "pr0n". Is there another spelling?

    18. Re:erm.. is this patent G rated? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1
      What interesting words start with "po" ??
      Poloch, which is German for where Amazon should shove their patent.
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  5. Fine for some things... by Elvisisdead · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...but not for others. Great for entering URLs you've visited before or text messaging, but suh-ucks in word processing. Thanks, I can write a sentence (or in this case, 1 word) for myself.

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    1. Re:Fine for some things... by jmb-d · · Score: 1

      Spot on. My cell phone (Samsung A-460h) has a word-completion, um, er, let's be charitable and call it a feature for text entry. The theory being that it will speed things up when spelling common words.

      Horse-puckey.

      I find it much quicker to cycle through the letters by repeatedly hitting the appropriate number key rather than cycling through the "suggestions".

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    2. Re:Fine for some things... by (54)T-Dub · · Score: 1

      My nokia has the same feature and i love it. it gets about 80%-90% of the words correct the first time. When it's wrong I usually only have to press * once to get the correct one.

      Nokia's are the best phones though, so maybe that's why I love the feature.

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    3. Re:Fine for some things... by twinkyminator · · Score: 1

      .. My cell phone (Sony-Ericsson T200) also got a word-completion, but since I live in sweden and I speak swedish with my friends (suprising, huh?) and the word-completion doesn't contain so many words, it's not that fun when the completion-thingie don't find the correct word. then it takes awful lot of time typing the right word.

    4. Re:Fine for some things... by flippet · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Great for entering URLs you've visited before or text messaging, but suh-ucks in word processing. Thanks, I can write a sentence (or in this case, 1 word) for myself.

      I disagree... when writing technical stuff with irritatingly long terms repeated many times I find autocomplete useful. It was the main reason why I did my degree project in OpenOffice.org rather than MS Word...

      Phil

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    5. Re:Fine for some things... by wkitchen · · Score: 1

      Not necessarily bad for word processing. It depends on how it's implemented. If it only completes upon pressing a particular key (like maybe the "end" key), then it wouldn't get in your way at all. Let's say I type "top" and it offers "topology". If all I wanted was "top", no biggie. I just type a space, enter, or punctuation mark, or whatever was supposed to come next, and all is well. Being that this is the same thing I would have done without the feature, nothing is lost. But if I did want topology, then I have the option of saving a few keystrokes by pressing "end". Perhaps I could then even backspace the "y", and be offered "topological" as an alternative. All gain, no pain.

    6. Re:Fine for some things... by los+furtive · · Score: 1

      "Want in one hand and spit in the other and see which one fills up first." - My Dad

      That's the best original quote I've seen in a long time. Cheers!

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    7. Re:Fine for some things... by pmz · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Great for entering URLs you've visited before or text messaging, but suh-ucks in word processing.

      The reason autocomplete sucks for word processing is the constant interruptions in the natural flow of typing. Then, once a person is used to autocomplete, the habits formed totally trash productivity in non-autocomplete environments.

      I think the best compromise is the tab-to-complete feature in bash and emacs, for example. It doesn't do anything until the user presses the tab key, and, then, it is pretty natural to begin a new word after a tab.

      The Amazon patent, however, is not autocompletion, but smart marketing. By flashing the most popular product name with each character typed, they gain instant attention and better chances at impulse purchases. It's sort of like an electronic version of check-out aisles with all the candy bars and trash magazines leading to the register. ...I think I finally understand, now, why grocery stores don't use the more efficient single-queue/multiple-registers model for check-out. Forcing customers into the horrendously ineffecient mode of standing in multiple lines increases customer exposure to all the crap they put in the "impulse zone." Damn, marketing people are evil.

    8. Re:Fine for some things... by Sylver+Dragon · · Score: 1

      I've got the same thing on my cell, and its really useful for me. Very rarely do I ever have to change the word it comes up with (unless of course, I mispelled it to begin with). Really useful feature as far as I am concerned, but hey, to each their own.

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    9. Re:Fine for some things... by Eraser_ · · Score: 1

      Yay for using OOo, but Word does have these same features, however you have to train it to know what you want to say.

    10. Re:Fine for some things... by cpeterso · · Score: 1


      I disagree. The system you are talking about is called T9 Text Input. I find that it usually gets the word right. I think this system would work better if it was adaptable, learning which words are most common for ME on MY phone. I wonder if the T9 dictionary of word frequencies is publicly available..

    11. Re:Fine for some things... by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 2

      The Amazon patent, however, is not autocompletion, but smart marketing.

      THANK YOU.

      It's nice to see that at least one Slashdotter bothered to research the specifics of the claim.

    12. Re:Fine for some things... by jmb-d · · Score: 1

      I find that it usually gets the word right. I think this system would work better if it was adaptable, learning which words are most common for ME on MY phone.

      I think you've hit the nail on the head: it works for the words you are using (and would be better if adaptive). Typically I'm using it for adding appointments to the Calendar function* of my phone, and whaddaya know, the T9 thing just doesn't want to suggest the right [proper noun] when I'm entering "Appointment with Dr. Framis".

      *yeah, I know, my Palm Pilot does a better job of that, but I've always got my phone with me, but not necessarily the Palm

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  6. everyone should do this at least once... by Mr.+Tambourine+Man · · Score: 0, Troll

    http://www.colonblow.com WARNING: The pics are not for the squeamish!

  7. Quick! by mattsucks · · Score: 5, Funny

    Someone patent searching for '*' and '%', which between them will cover all other searches! ...
    3. Profit!

    1. Re:Quick! by wo1verin3 · · Score: 1

      Actually all we have to search for is "go" :)

    2. Re:Quick! by Rick.C · · Score: 2, Funny
      Everyone go there and search for goatse.cx!

      It's not the most searched-for, it's the most-purchased match.

      Quick! Everyone go to amazon and buy goatse.cx!
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    3. Re:Quick! by CausticWindow · · Score: 1

      Good idea. One catch though. We would have to buy goatse related products, for that to work.

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    4. Re:Quick! by da3dAlus · · Score: 1

      Yes, but it did say "or most-frequently-searched-for items". Good point though, if it's not in the DB, does it still count?

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    5. Re:Quick! by mike_mgo · · Score: 1
      Can't we just combine this with the mail bombing of known spammers. I know it costs more then signing them up for free catalogues but the pay-off would be so worth it.

      Send goatse as a gift!

    6. Re:Quick! by ajs · · Score: 1

      Since the topic at hand (yet another spurious patent coming out of the USPTO that will stand forever because we have no system for removing bogus patents without someone actively suing) is way over-done on /. I thought I'd take your sig on instead... ;-)

      Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.

      I just watched that movie for the first time a couple of weeks ago. I don't think I've ever spent a full day trying to decide if I thought a movie was a "good film" or not before, which in itself is a good sign, IMHO.

      I had to listen to the full director's commentary before I could decide, and in the end, I think it's one of the best films so far this decade. If you just walk into it blind and see it as a simple "brain scramble" film, it's not bad at all. If you analyze it to death (as I did, woefully), it's got some serious flaws, but ultimately its flaws indicate a desire to reach for a total connectivity that 99% of stories coming out of Hollywood never dream of.

      I would compare it favorably with The Usual Suspects and other classic "what the hell is going on, here?!" movies.

    7. Re:Quick! by beebware · · Score: 1

      Who will draw the short straw and have to purchase the extended edition DVD on eight discs? The thought of that *shudder*

    8. Re:Quick! by mattsucks · · Score: 1

      Except you'll only need to search for 'go'

    9. Re:Quick! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about an Amazon Boykott?

    10. Re:Quick! by Seth+Finklestein · · Score: 0

      What the fuck is a '%' search? Searching for a percentage? I've been using computers since the '80s (that's right, I said *'80s*) and I've never used % ever.

      Here's an example.
      C:\> dir *.*
      (prints lots of files)
      C:\> dir %.%
      dir: NO FILES FOUND

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    11. Re:Quick! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i dont think showing of you dos skillz on /. will get you lots of respect

    12. Re:Quick! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      % is used in SQL. Fag.

    13. Re:Quick! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mysql> select a,b from table where b like "%patent%";

    14. Re:Quick! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      purchase the extended edition DVD on eight discs

      The extended version? I didn't think it could get any wider than it is now....

    15. Re:Quick! by Seth+Finklestein · · Score: 0

      As a famous computer hacker, I can tell you that your so-called "mysql" syntax is wrong. Instead, it should be:
      mysql> select a,b from table where b like "*patent*";
      Thank you.

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  8. Innovotive. by GothChip · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Unlike the other patents this does actually look like an original idea.

    1. Re:Innovotive. by calethix · · Score: 1

      " Unlike the other patents this does actually look like an original idea."

      huh?
      I know you're a troll but come on, try a little bit harder next time.

    2. Re:Innovotive. by GreyPoopon · · Score: 4, Informative
      I know you're a troll but come on, try a little bit harder next time.

      Not that I think this should be patented, but...

      What appears to make this original is the combination of two things.

      1. The autocompletion takes place AS you are typing in the query term, rather than after you hit "Search."
      2. The autocompletion algorithm takes into account searches performed by other users in determining which completion to suggest.

      As such, this is not like wildcard searches, nor is it like the Google suggestions. And it is not like autocompletion that uses a static dictionary. They also appear to be targeting this idea towards wireless devices without a keyboard.

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    3. Re:Innovotive. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I did something similar for a bank.

      an app that did ticker completion for shares and indices. it learnt from the user though, if you traded Microsoft a lot then MSFT.o would be greyed in when you typed m etc. you could accept that, or keep typing.

      it would have been trivial to extend to other user searches, just stupid, since traders tend to trade their own subset (which is why we did it, after all).

      this was, hmm, around '90. it seemed obvious to us. and not original. all this patent is is 'obvious idea but because it's on the internet we can patent it'.

    4. Re:Innovotive. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The autocompletion takes place AS you are typing in the query term

      This is called an incremental search. It's been a common software feature for a decade. WinHelp files use them to find help terms. It's used all throughout our accounting system for looking up customers, stock, etc.

      The autocompletion algorithm takes into account searches performed by other users

      Again, nothing new here. We can look up spark plugs for example, by typing S... P.... and have the list come up sorted by quantity sold.

    5. Re:Innovotive. by Chatterton · · Score: 1

      Unlike the other patents this does actually look like an original idea.

      Like the other patents this does not actually look like an original idea. It's look like a drop down where the content of the list is filtered by the firsts characters encoded in it and ordered by the frequency of the non filtered words.

    6. Re:Innovotive. by platypus · · Score: 1

      Ok, but it's not a good idea, IMO. Well at least it can be optimized IMO.
      (I grant license to anyone to use it, as long as he doesn't patent it, then you own me 1 bazillion $$$$ ;) )

      Here's it:

      Just use the last search term the user entered before clicking on a search result, that way you are guaranted that nothing silly will polute your database.

      HTH ;)

    7. Re:Innovotive. by bob_jenkins · · Score: 4, Insightful

      1. On-the-fly completion was really neat the first time I saw that. Ross Comer implemented it in junior high for has ABSTAR program (absent/tardy) in 1982 (1981?) that he sold to all the Ohio schools. It would on-the-fly guess a student's name (first match in alphabetical order) as you typed it in. Written in QBASIC, I think. He went on to work for Microsoft, on Excel.

      2. Autocompletion in most popular order, rather than alphabetical order. Looks new and useful to me. That approach will autocomplete sooner. You could sort your whole index that way. Changes in ranking would reorder high level branches of the index, which is kind of weird, but I think it would still allow updates with good efficiency and concurrency. There's the issue of whether you want the most likely next letter, or the most likely entire completion. I'd have to test both methods to be sure, but my guess is the most likely entire completion is more useable, which is what Amazon patented. Autocompletions that partially but don't entirely match what I want to type sometimes throw me off.

      Unless there's prior art on #2, it looks like a valid patent to me.

      (I agree that the world would be better off if this, and every other software innovation, wasn't patentable. Patents just hold back progress.)

    8. Re:Innovotive. by GreyPoopon · · Score: 1
      This is called an incremental search. It's been a common software feature for a decade.

      Yes, of course. I'm aware of that. It was the combination of the two items that mattered.

      We can look up spark plugs for example, by typing S... P.... and have the list come up sorted by quantity sold.

      You might have an example of prior art. It depends on how the patent is interpreted. In this case, they are collecting sales (or popularity) data in a central repository and sending that data, periodically, to the client, thus letting the client apply the autocompletion algorithm. In your spark plug example, I would guess that the data collection and autocompletion search run on the same system.

      Like I said before, I don't think this kind of thing should be patentable even if it is completely unique. However, depending on the interpretation of the patent, some dufus may see it as having merit.

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    9. Re:Innovotive. by calethix · · Score: 1

      I apologize, I didn't RTFA (or patent in this case) before posting. :) I shamefully based my opinions on the slashdot summary and didn't really think it was quite so complicated.

      I still don't think it should be patentable but I agree, it is significantly more original than I previously thought.

    10. Re:Innovotive. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (I agree that the world would be better off if this, and every other software innovation, wasn't patentable. Patents just hold back progress.)


      This is the biggest jerk off sw patent I have seen.

      Tying a specific db query to type ahead functionality.

      If the PTO wasn't so ignorant about these nuts and bolts sw patents then people would feel less threatened by legitimate sw patents (patenting a true breakthrough in voice recognition, for example).

      Resources are truly wasted enforcing/defending crap like this.

      Mucho effort spent on noteworthy software research innovation should be encouraged via patent protection, crap like this gives that protection toward sw a bad name.

    11. Re:Innovotive. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Unless there's prior art on #2, it looks like a valid patent to me."

      Not here in Europe (no software is patentable!) and certainly not here in Germany (not enough "new invention" (sorry, don't know the proper translation) to give this as a patent).

      Man, it is only an algorithmn! You shouldn't be able to patent this simple stuff!

    12. Re:Innovotive. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Prior art on #2 : My cellphone

      My cellphone does predictive lookup for text messages. It looks at what I've typed and partial-matches it to a list of words ranked in order by how often I've used those words in previous text messages.

    13. Re:Innovotive. by g4dget · · Score: 1

      I can't quite figure out whether you are trying to be funny in some way and I don't get it, or whether you just don't understand technology and also can't spell. Can you enlighten us which one it is?

    14. Re:Innovotive. by g4dget · · Score: 1
      Autocompletion in most popular order, rather than alphabetical order.

      Autocompletion by most-frequent-phrase is old. It probably hasn't been applied to searching on an E-commerce site, but why stop there? We can have patents on "Using quicksort to sort the results from a search on an E-commerce site". There is no prior art for this, but this should be obvious to someone of ordinary skill in the field in light of prior art from closely related applications.

    15. Re:Innovotive. by BuckaBooBob · · Score: 1

      Not really... Just a re-application of Auto-completeion... What is original about auto-complete? Its just a smart use of Auto-Complete... and to put a patent on it is Dumb.. There is nothing Revolutionary about this.

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    16. Re:Innovotive. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes original, its not like there is auto complete in hundreds of other situations and they simply added a well known and tested functionality to their site. I think in USA the only criteria for getting a patent is if someone else doesn't already have one. Wonder if anyone has a patent on the air, I could be rich!.

    17. Re:Innovotive. by Spy+Hunter · · Score: 1

      URL bar autocompletion in many browsers tries to take into account the "most popular" URLs that you visit. For example, if you often type "penny-arcade.com" into your address bar, when you type "p" it will appear in the autocompletion list before "party.com" even though party comes before penny in the dictionary. The idea isn't new, the only thing that is new is the connection to online purchases. Unfortunately, the patent system seems to be set up so that that difference alone makes it worthy of a patent, which is one of the big problems with the patent system. The idea is obvious and well-known, so applying it in a slightly different way is also obvious, but it can be patented anyway.

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  9. hmmm... prior art? by pngwen · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Well I'd have to say that there is a pretty good case for prior art on this one. I mean this is not too dissimilar from what web browsers have been doing for a few years now in the location tab (autocompletion of URLs)

    Also, in mozilla you can define macros that can be accessed via the location bar. So I can type google foo to search google for foo. The next time I come along I will probably just have to get as far as google fo and it will complete my search parameter!

    So there you go, mozilla has done it for at least a year. It even gives you suggestions, most popular at the top.

    Another app that does it is my check tender on my palm pilot. It does this for payees...

    Too bad most people will be scared off by court costs to argue the obvious. Oh well.

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    1. Re:hmmm... prior art? by Elvisisdead · · Score: 5, Informative

      The only exception is that browsers autocomplete based on a previous entry rather than based on speculation about what it thinks you're looking for.

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    2. Re:hmmm... prior art? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Let's not forget the linux console that's been using auto completion for ages.

    3. Re:hmmm... prior art? by Zemran · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Autocompletion is all over the place, typing a url to text messaging on a mobile. This is so similar to all the others that I think it is about time to start charging fines for the waste of time that these applicants inflict on the gov and therefore the US tax system.

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    4. Re:hmmm... prior art? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about library computers that don't clear the url history between users, or similar high-traffic computers in other places?

      Could that be considered prior art?

    5. Re:hmmm... prior art? by watzinaneihm · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No that wont be the topic of the patent filing.In this case mozilla is running on your machine and it is completing the form with data on your machine.
      The patent seems to cover data being sent from server to client for autocompletion. For example on my phone I type "po" and then the based on the keystrokes the server searches the database and fills in the rest (Kinda useful when u only have 10 keys). Any prior art would be found I think in the PDA,cell phone market.(What does DoCoMo think?) Or some really fancy HTML/Script combos.
      IANAL!IANAL!!

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    6. Re:hmmm... prior art? by Roelof · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, if that were indeed the case then even I would have no problem with such a patent.

      However, I do not think the patent is about an actual working AI that can speculate and even think!

      It is about extrapolating based on too few data points :).

      Roelof

    7. Re:hmmm... prior art? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought the patent(ently absurd) office was now a government profit center. So the cost inflicted is only on minor things like economy and civilization. As if office mis/mal/non-feasance, and professional ignorance and incompetence, were not enough of a problem, now the congresscreatures are playing.

    8. Re:hmmm... prior art? by GreyPoopon · · Score: 1
      The only exception is that browsers autocomplete based on a previous entry rather than based on speculation about what it thinks you're looking for.

      As an aside, I at least wish browsers would display autocomplete choices sorted descending by frequency of use. Internet Explorer drives me totally bonkers by trying to force me to accept its wrong suggestions.

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    9. Re:hmmm... prior art? by akbar+pasha · · Score: 1

      i think its different. i mean, mozilla bringing up the nearest match when u type is something different than mozilla bringing up the nearest match based upon how many times you have typed that site....

      its not like i like this one, but i think adding the condition "most visited/most bought/etc" adds something new to it and thereby proves to those stupid USPTO office fellas to be something 'new' and hence the useless patent grant and all other foolish cases which we are gonna hear about in future on slashdot.

      my 0.02

    10. Re:hmmm... prior art? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Visual Basic does this from its list of fuctions, etc. Mozilla mail can find anything in your mailboxes on the fly, even if you have not looked at the message yet. This is just dumb. Go Amazon! Hope my patent application covering masturbation goes thru...

    11. Re:hmmm... prior art? by harborpirate · · Score: 1

      Its the same. Amazons autocomplete is populated by searches from previous users. Probably some (or possibly all) entries are prepopulated by Amazon themselves, but in terms of the database query being run there is no difference.

      Meaning that either autocomplete is working in the same manner - a "completion" populates based on the user typing the first few characters of an item in the database.

      Amazon may have added some nifty weighting/sorting to make sure certain entries show up before others, but that doesn't make it a new invention.

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    12. Re:hmmm... prior art? by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

      Internet Explorer drives me totally bonkers by trying to force me to accept its wrong suggestions.

      There's one particular porn site I like that I can't visit with IE (if autocomplete is on). As soon as it's in the browser history, IE will always suggest it as soon as someone merely types "www" into the URL field. Just try it now- type "www" into IE and see what suggestion comes up. Right now, IE is suggesting "http://www2.museumtour.com/sbc.html" which is a site I visited a week or two ago when the SBC "patent on frames" story (on topic, ironically!) came up on Slashdot. It's throwing away all candidates where the next character would be a period, so "www2" sites are the only viable candidates left at that point. Still, WTF? Isn't "www" a little too early to be making suggestions? (The same stuff happens with "http".)

      Not that my wife cares when she sees porn sites in the autocomplete. She's cool about stuff like that. And we have no kids so that's not an issue either. But still, it's embarrassing and I wipe the browser history anyway. You would think Microsoft would be more careful. A lot of guys are married to shrill bitches who equate porn with cheating. And most of them won't think to turn off the autocomplete feature. Makes me wonder how many incidents of domestic violence are caused by autocompletion.

      I'd switch to Mozilla if it weren't for inertia. That, and the fact that IE parks its own fat ass in RAM on startup anyway whether you want it to or not. BTW, museumtour.com seems to have dropped frames for tables. I guess frames were just too "expensive".

    13. Re:hmmm... prior art? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      There are a lot of patents cited as prior art by the US patent Office in this case :

      US5675819 Xerox Document information retrieval using global word co-occurrence patterns

      US5845300 Microsoft Method and apparatus for suggesting completions for a partially entered data item based on previously-entered, associated data items

      and : US5864805,US5897622,US5995928,US6006225,US6029141, US6144958,US6169986,US6185558,US6208339,US6223059, US6230173,US6266665,US6307549,US6370527,US6374241, US6377965,US6392640,US6401084,US6401085,US6421675, US6430553,US6466918,US6489968

      Amazon did not get a patent for autocompletion in general... they got it only for a particular case and they cannot enforce it except for a slight difference with prior art...

      The office has to give a patent when there is a little, inventive difference with prior art even if all the rest seems really obvious. But they always obtain protection only on this small inventive part.

    14. Re:hmmm... prior art? by GreyPoopon · · Score: 1
      That, and the fact that IE parks its own fat ass in RAM on startup anyway whether you want it to or not.

      And wouldn't we all really like to be able to turn this feature off, too. I've actually stopped using IE outside of our corporate intranet because of the ActiveX exploits. Turning off ActiveX doesn't work for me because lots of web sites recognize the browser and deliver content through ActiveX. Apparently, they recognize Mozilla too and render content in some other way that doesn't put "Gator" on my machine.

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    15. Re:hmmm... prior art? by mypalmike · · Score: 1

      I think prior art is the human brain. In particular, the human brains of store clerks. A mom goes to the toy store and asks, "My kid wants some crazy new toy, called Po-something. Do you know what I mean?" The mom is "a wireless device without a full keyboard", as the patent claims. The database is the store clerk's head, which knows what items are popular. Voila, the database suggests "Pokemon", or "Mister Potato Head". Patent dismissed.

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    16. Re:hmmm... prior art? by Naomiah · · Score: 2

      Wow, your wife really is cool!

      ;)

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    17. Re:hmmm... prior art? by Mindragon · · Score: 1

      Here's a silly idea: Why don't we, as the technical community, start a non-profit company whose sole purpose in life is to patent and copyright the stuff that we love to see everyone use. That way, we can always use those features without fear of Amazons of the world taking over and telling us what we can and cannot use. This was done for the SARS genome code (Protective Patent vs. Corporate Patent). This could be done for every other feature that we deem necessary in order to ensure progress in technology. Just think, we could out patent the rest of the corporate world and live in a technical niravana! Oh wait. There's no money in that. -Mindragon

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  10. What a waste of bandwidth by cryptochrome · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Listen Amazon, your website is slow enough - no need to slow it further by constantly pumping partial queries and results over the net.

    Assuming you can get a patent on something as obvious as autocompletion. Whatever happened to not granting patents to the trivial, the almost-identical, and the prior-arted?

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    1. Re:What a waste of bandwidth by goon+america · · Score: 4, Informative
      This happened.
      Traditionally, patent protection was awarded only to technical inventions, such as light bulbs, shavers, medicines and so on. New financial techniques or ways of selling things were often explicitly excluded in patent laws. As electronic commerce became more popular, new ways of selling things were offering services over the Internet were developed. Since these new business methods involved computers, communication systems and other technical things, many inventors in this field tried to obtain patent protection. The 1998 State Street Bank decision in the USA ruled that patents on business methods were as valid as any other type of patent. The combination of these two of events resulted in an explosive growth of the number of business method patents.

      Which led to this.

    2. Re:What a waste of bandwidth by houstonbofh · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I can see it getting better than that. You type "po" and it querries the database, returns "pokemon" and updates your window, completely overtypeing "police stories." Or, flooding with searches to make "interesting" things come up, like the association of an Oral Roberts book with "The anal sex guide for men" covered in the register last year.

    3. Re:What a waste of bandwidth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Method of swinging on a swing? What the fuck? Next thing they'll patent my favorite method of jerking off, and insist on a royality payment every time that I jerk off that way. I'm going to be out a shitload of dough.

  11. Items in the database starting with PO by jonfelder · · Score: 1

    While there may be hundreds in the database starting with PO...the only one I can think of right now is Pissed Off...

    When will the patent madness ever end?

    1. Re:Items in the database starting with PO by DespotBob · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hmmm... PO... dunno but PORN sounds like a viable alternative. Pokemon as an example for PO seems like wishful thinking.

    2. Re:Items in the database starting with PO by jonfelder · · Score: 1

      Don't tease...

  12. Quick! by da3dAlus · · Score: 4, Funny

    Everyone go there and search for goatse.cx!

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  13. T9 input on phones by gingerTabs · · Score: 1

    My phone has done this for years on wap search engines, although admittedly it's not quite the same thing, it might be prior art

  14. PRIOR ART by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Even my Internet Explorer Address bar does popularity based auto-completion of search terms. This is just plain not an invention, unless they've done something more than that.

    1. Re:PRIOR ART by Loosewire · · Score: 1

      the things which comes up isnt based on the alphabet like IE's is. Its based on whats most popular product?

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  15. The words "prior" and "art" spring to mind... by MrFenty · · Score: 4, Interesting
    My DOS (Clipper based) databases were doing this about 15yrs ago, and I think one or two of them are still running. Yet Another Unbelieveable Patent.

    *sigh*

  16. i guess i'm on the wrong side again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    this actually looks like an inovation, taking the client side history autocompilet a step further by making it a server side history. un-like the 'one-click' buy junk.

    1. Re:i guess i'm on the wrong side again by Spy+Hunter · · Score: 1
      You can't tell me that taking a well-known technology involving a database and moving the database from the client to a server is worthy of a patent! It's totally obvious to do that. I hate these people who take a well-known technology, change a small aspect, and patent it. Just because nobody has changed that exact aspect of the technology before doesn't mean it's not obvious. It could even be that hundreds of people have thought of it before, and decided it was impractical or didn't decide to implement it for other reasons.

      If Amazon had single-handedly invented autocompletion, that would be innovation. Even so, allowing a patent on it would stifle further innovation. Imagine Amazon or somebody else had patented autocompletion when it was first invented. Then instead of it being used all over the place, it might be used in a few places in commercial software that could afford a patent license, and open-source software would be left out in the cold. The rate of innovations in autocompletion technology itself, such as weighting the results by popularity (which amazon did NOT invent) would be much lower due to the small number of people using it. And if any new innovations were made, they would probably require yet another patent license. We would basically be locked out of using a very helpful user-interface technique, and computer users everywhere would suffer.

      Software and business method patents in general serve to stifle innovation, not foster it. Something needs to be done.

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  17. I think this is great! by neitzsche · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The more abusive the Patent Office is in granting these absurd patents, the sooner the entire patent scheme will be abolished!

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    1. Re:I think this is great! by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > The more abusive the Patent Office is in granting these absurd patents, the sooner the entire patent scheme will be abolished!

      It'll be either that, or it'll become impossible to create any slightly-complex item you wish to sell without hiring a lawyer to make sure it doesn't break any patents.

    2. Re:I think this is great! by molarmass192 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The sad part is that this is happening over and over. I mean what kinda of R&D did Amazon sink into researching auto-completion? Zaroo dollars! More likely some summer intern added it because they learned it in comp sci 101 and now it's Amazon's to enforce. They may throw the "it's a defensive patent" line at the public but the distinction between a defensive patent and enforcing a patent is based solely on goodwill unless they publish a legally binding statement that they won't pursue infringers. It still wouldn't you from being dragged into court if they so chose.

      The question on my mind is WHEN, not if, patent reform is going to happen. Like the internet bubble of the 90's, this patent bubble can't keep going in perpetuity. At this rate, maybe 3 or 4 more years? Simply put, process patents are eventually going to have to be abolished or the US economy will end up stagnating in a sea of litigation. Tech companies are going to be clobbering each other in the courts instead of in the labs. It won't be bad for everybody though, it'll be a boon for lawyers. Maybe it's time to shed this IT gig and head to law school where the real money is going to be!

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    3. Re:I think this is great! by dnoyeb · · Score: 1

      I agree completely. I am almost to the point of wondering if Bezos objective is to crash the PO. (Patent Office)

  18. Bye bye Amazon by Illserve · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Implement this feature and I will stop using your service so fast it'll.... well it'll cause a .0000001% drop in your revenue.

    Seriously though, what a terrible idea. I'm already going out of my mind in a righteous fury when Excel converts 2/24 into a date without asking me.

    I'm going to see about getting a class action lawsuit together on the ground of increased blood pressure due to "frustrating features". Microsoft has deep pockets and there's all kinds of medical literature on the problems of stress to flood the court with.

    1. Re:Bye bye Amazon by Metaldsa · · Score: 1

      How about you instead buy the stock and take the profits you make and send them to a worthy charity. If you really believe their horrible business practices will give them more profits then be the one to get the profits and give them to the right places.

      And don't buy from them :)

    2. Re:Bye bye Amazon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm already going out of my mind in a righteous fury when Excel converts 2/24 into a date without asking me.

      It's driving you so insane that you're unable to realize that you can disable any of the auto completion/conversions you care to.

    3. Re:Bye bye Amazon by goon+america · · Score: 1
      No, I've got a better idea. You should patent the frustration hormones that are released when you experience a frustrating feature.

      It's not unrealistic. Medical companies will use this technique nowadays when the patents run out on one of their drugs -- patent the reaction inside the body that the drug produces. It doesn't always work, but it gives them an extra couple years of patent protection while the lawyers fight it out.

      So, patent the reaction you get when you are frustrated by that. Then, when anybody else gets frustrated by that, you can sue them. When they get even more frustrated, you can patent that. Step 3 Profit!

    4. Re:Bye bye Amazon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The average /. user only uses default settings and couldn't possibly understand that there might be actual functionality implemented in programs.

    5. Re:Bye bye Amazon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just tell Excel that the cell/column/row/entire document should have its cells treated as Text. Otherwise, it guesses the type.

      From reading some of the comments on here, I'm surprised you guys can find the Save button before saying "MICRO$OFT OFFICE DOESN'T LET ME SAVE FILES! OMFG WHAT A SHITTY PROGRAM! MICRO$OFT SUXXORS!"

    6. Re:Bye bye Amazon by telstar · · Score: 1

      Nice to see we can always bring things back to a Microsoft complaint. Bravo!

    7. Re:Bye bye Amazon by donutz · · Score: 1

      Implement this feature and I will stop using your service so fast it'll.... well it'll cause a .0000001% drop in your revenue.

      Although if you look at Amazon's profitability, the loss of just your purchases may be enough to move them the couple dollars down into the red :p

  19. what I really don't understand by newsdee · · Score: 4, Interesting

    is how companies get patents on things that everybody is already doing. Shouldn't a patent be done *first* (or at least, be pending),before they start doing/producing something? As it stands, IMHO it seems to be something else: i.e. "let's see what's not patented yet and patent it". Insane...

    1. Re:what I really don't understand by Anonymous+Custard · · Score: 2, Insightful

      is how companies get patents on things that everybody is already doing. Shouldn't a patent be done *first* (or at least, be pending),before they start doing/producing something? As it stands, IMHO it seems to be something else: i.e. "let's see what's not patented yet and patent it". Insane...

      keep in mind this patent application was filed in 2000, so the things you've taken for granted for the last 2+ years might not have been around then.

  20. Browser Location Bars by antarctican · · Score: 1, Redundant

    So I guess the fact that web browsers (just to name one example) have done this for years doesn't count as prior art.

    Let's see, I think we had our helpdesk application do this at an old company as well.

    What other examples of auto-completing search boxes can we think of? I know dreamweaver auto-completes tags.

    This is another typical BS patent and another example of why the patent office needs a major update in their procedures.

    1. Re:Browser Location Bars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Location bars, a hateful thing. You innocently start typing "Amazon" at a presentation, and "Amateur & Teen Kingdom" comes up first.

      Seriously though, I don't think this is relevant since the Amazon patent covers auto-completing based on bestselling titles rather than alphabetical order.

    2. Re:Browser Location Bars by KrispyKringle · · Score: 1
      "So I guess the fact that web browsers (just to name one example) have done this for years doesn't count as prior art."

      No, it doesn't. Glad to see you're catching on. See, what Amazon patented was a predictive autocomplete based not on what you had searched for before (as most web browsers do) or what you had typed before (as OpenOffice.org does) or what code starts with that pattern (as IDE's with code-completion do) but rather what the most popular search starting with that pattern currently is among all of Amazon's customers.

      While this is clearly yet another patent for a rather obvious business practice, it is not something I have seen in use before and is certainly more innovative than One-Click.

    3. Re:Browser Location Bars by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      rather what the most popular search starting with that pattern currently is among all of Amazon's customers.

      Not necessarily. It autocompletes based on the contents of a database. Where that data comes from is irrelevant.

      Abstract from the USPTO:
      A system for facilitating online searches suggests query autocompletion strings (terms and/or phrases) to users during the query entry process, wherein the suggested strings are based on specific attributes of the particular database access system being searched. A string extraction component associated with a database access system, such as a web site of an online merchant, periodically generates a dataset that contains the autocompletion strings for the system. The datasets are preferably biased to favor the database items that are currently the most popular (e.g., best selling or most frequently viewed), and may be customized to particular users or user groups. The datasets are transmitted to users' computing devices, which may include handheld and other wireless devices that lack a full keyboard. An autocompletion client which runs on the computing devices in association with a browser uses the datasets to suggest the autocompletion strings as users enter queries that are directed to the database access system.

      ...a dataset that contains the autocompletion strings for the system.
      The dataset could come from anywhere. Generated and updated from current sales(best selling or most frequently viewed), OR from previous searches, or out of someones butt.

      Not really innovative, but merely returning to the browser the contents of a db field, based on the first couple of letters.
      Much as any other autocomplete.

      If any part can be said to be innovative, that might be the data extraction part. But that's just good sales management.

    4. Re:Browser Location Bars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hehe, serves you right. ALWAYS separate work and personal computers. Or at the VERY LEAST, use separate accounts!

      That said, Amazon is really becoming a love/hate thing for me. I love their selection, their prices, usually free shipping, etc. For hard to find books and music, nobody beats them period. I simply can't find a lot of the stuff I want ANYWHERE else.

      Which pisses me off because they're starting to do things that make me mad. One-click, now this, other stupid patents I can't remember. Patents are supposed to be non-obvious, right? Fucking PTO needs to go (hey it rhymes!). Also pisses me off that they automatically save your credit card info every time you order. You can go in and delete it, but there's no fucking preference to tell them NEVER save it. Pisses me off.

      But like I said, aside from that, Amazon usually rocks and they're often the first place I look for many products. That's the problem with such a behemoth of a company, there's just no way they'll be completely 100% good. Fuck, life isn't fair, I'm gonna go kill myself!!! HAHAHA! :)

  21. So What does Amazon Plan to do? by greymond · · Score: 1

    Are they going to be the Microsoft of Patents? It seems like literally every week I hear of Amazon getting or applying for another patent. To me (not being schooled in the patent rights) it seems like some of these are somewhat borderline - - as in I tend to ask myself is this something that should/needs to be patented? Also with all these patents that they own could they essentially stop selling/distributing and just collect money from tons of other companies using their patents?

  22. Patents are good! by Basje · · Score: 4, Funny

    Let me get this straight. This is what they patented, right?

    select * from items where name like 'PO%'
    order by number_of_requests_last_week

    I'm really glad that I'm studying to become an IP lawyer. The more stupid patents, the merrier :)

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    1. Re:Patents are good! by gregfortune · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, No... It's way more than that... They can do it for any two letter prefix. I'm just waiting for the advances in technology that will allow them to complete 3, 4, and even 5 letter prefixs. It can't be more than a couple years away ;o)

    2. Re:Patents are good! by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > select * from items where name like 'PO%' order by number_of_requests_last_week

      Hey, you shouldn't be giving out trade secrets like that!!!

    3. Re:Patents are good! by telax · · Score: 1

      yeah.. I sometimes wonder why patents even exist :)

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    4. Re:Patents are good! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Many patents are for things that seem so obvious and simple now but no one else seems to be doing it.

    5. Re:Patents are good! by Iamthefallen · · Score: 1

      This really is insane. There is nothing new about this at all, it's a small shitty algorithm that I'm sure has been used in databases all over the world for the very same purpose. Nothing revolutionary, nothing different, nothing validating a patent. But good luck to anyone that want's to take them on in court to prove that they had it first...

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    6. Re:Patents are good! by korrozia · · Score: 1

      It's actually more like select top 1 item_name from items where name like 'PO%' order by number_of_requests_last_week desc or in a non-MS workd select iten_name from ( select iten_name from items where name like 'PO%' order by number_of_requests_last_week desc ) where rownum2

    7. Re:Patents are good! by OldAndSlow · · Score: 1

      This is what they patented, right?
      No, this isn't what they patented. While I think all software patents are stupid, this looks original to me. What they patented was to generate an autocomplete dataset to be sent to the client device. (They are targeting mobile devices)
      When a user types in two (or three, or one, depending) characters, the client code will check the dataset and try the autocomplete.

      It isn't an earthshattering invention; I suspect half the programmers on the planet could come up with this idea in less than an hour given the right problem statement. Amazon got there first. Under the rules of the game, they get the patent. If you don't like the rules, change them.

    8. Re:Patents are good! by divec · · Score: 1
      I suspect half the programmers on the planet could come up with this idea in less than an hour given the right problem statement. Amazon got there first. Under the rules of the game, they get the patent.

      True ... unless the patent office starts following the stated rules, that is, and not awarding patents for inventions which are "obvious to an expert in the field".
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    9. Re:Patents are good! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      select * from items where name like 'PO%'
      order by number_of_requests_last_week DESC

    10. Re:Patents are good! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      True ... unless the patent office starts following the stated rules, that is, and not awarding patents for inventions which are "obvious to an expert in the field".
      The thing that people rarely get when they point out this rule, (which is more accurately stated, "obvious to a person having ordinary skill in the art") is that the meaning of the word, "obvious" in the patent law sense is completely different than the meaning of the same word in the normal sense. See MPEP section 2142 for the tip of the iceberg of the patent law meaning of the word.

      - "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
    11. Re:Patents are good! by pi_rules · · Score: 1
      select * from items where name like 'PO%'
      order by number_of_requests_last_week


      Nah, it's more complicated than that. I was asked to do something similiar to this around 2000 when the patent was filed. We scrapped it from the project though.

      Basically you record every search term in your database, then you query them out when you present the search page (or from a cache, as this data won't really change that much). You get back a list of the most common search terms, then proceed to build up JavaScript that you can send back to the browser. If you start making round-trips to the DB every time somebody types in a letter, well, you just shot yourself in the foot.

      Why did we scrap it? Makes the search page load slower. Just not cool. I suppose if you want to only auto-complete out of a hundred items it's feasible, especially with broaband today, but to really make it useful I'd imagine you'd need at least a match for every reasonable 3 letter combination. So, lets do a little fuzzy math:

      To start with we'll assume 26 possible first letters. For every letter after that it's safe to say that only around 18 letters would make sense after that (or be common), and for the 3rd letter you've probably got another 18 letters. Odds of a word starting with qzz that's a common search term? Null. Things like ao, po, and at you see alot. qx, tx, rz, etc you don't see ofen, if ever. At any rate, 26*18*18 = 8,424. Now, assume 10 bytes per word, and the overhead of actually putting this into a JavaScript array type structure and I'd imagine your'e going to blow past 100k of data to get a comprhensive auto-complete feature out of the deal. Back in 2000 plenty of users were on 56k or less connections. They still are today. Would you really want to piss your customers off in that era with 20+ seconds of extra download time just to get to your search -entry- page? I sure wouldn't. That's why you don't see these even if the idea is rather simple.

      When everybody's on broadband, perhaps showing your users the 8,000 most searched for terms would be feasible, but not now, at least not in my mind.
    12. Re:Patents are good! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remember that it doesn't HAVE to include every single search term. For Amazon, with physical products, how about it only includes a list of the top 2500 products? Assuming your 10 bytes per word and a good compression algorithm, you can get this to around 10K extra. The javascript code on the client can decompress the data on the fly and implement the auto-complete.

  23. Internet Explorer by bottlerocket · · Score: 1

    Isn't this similar to Internet Explorer's AutoComplete feature? Sure, IE's version isn't tied to a customer database, but knowing Amazon's track record, I wouldn't put it pass them to try to collect royalties off it.

    Amazon vs. Microsoft. They should put that title bout on pay-per-view!

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    1. Re:Internet Explorer by angle_slam · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Isn't IE's autocomplete based on sites you've entered before? If you've visited slashdot.org before, it will come up after typing "sl" but not if you've never visited before it won't come up.

  24. Business Method: Patenting Frivolous Patents by jcartaya · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There must be hundreds of prior art. For example, URL autocompletion in both Internet Explorer and Mozilla fit the bill.

    I am tempted to patent "patenting frivolous patents" as a business method. At least this way Amazon.com would have to come out of the closet and claim "prior art" (I wouldn't disagree with them).

  25. wow.. by telax · · Score: 1

    Wow.. something apple or ibm hasn't already patented :)

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  26. Oh great...it begins by mahdi13 · · Score: 1

    Now is Amazon going to start sueing Microsoft, Mozilla and others for using autocompletion in the address bar and forums?

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  27. Prior art? by tamnir · · Score: 1

    Isn't that "new" patent just the combination of form autocompletion and of a recommendation engine? I think there is plenty of prior art for both... I'm not sure: is it ok to patent the combination of two existing things? Well apparently it is OK with the USPTO...

    Quick, must patent "Intake of Oxygen In Alveolae While Circulating Blood With a Biological Pump"!

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  28. Fight fire with fire... by reynolds_john · · Score: 0, Redundant

    The last frontier: patent the patenting process.

    Sit back and watch the $$ roll in...

  29. patent this u dim wits by liquidvapour · · Score: 0, Troll

    [rantMode=on] i'm going to patent masturbation/ then these eejts are going to have to pay me for something that i didn't think/ that's not a new idea and everyone's doing anyway people used to patent things like the light bulb or telephonic communication/ you know that things are getting bad then this is as good as it gets [rantMode=off]

  30. shut up. by oyenstikker · · Score: 0

    You all are just mad that you didn't think of it (and patent it) first.

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  31. Bad example by arvindn · · Score: 5, Funny

    When the user starts typing PO, obviously your first suggestion should be PORN :)

    1. Re:Bad example by sebi · · Score: 2, Funny

      Porn? Is that internet speak for pr0n? Does Amazon even carry that?

    2. Re:Bad example by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was a bit surprised to learn that they carry a good selection of NC-17 stuff. But of course no XXX or anything like that. Haven't bought any of it though, cause it'll probably suck and be a waste of $$$.

  32. Check out USPTO #6,232,002 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I stumbled across this patent when I was doing a research project on the history of software patents for my Intellectual Property Law class. It's a software patent written by (I'm guesssing) a porn site operator that automatically writes unique lewd descriptions for the hundreds of images on a porn site. Basically, the software asks basic questions about the image (how many people, what type of penetration, hair color, positions, etc.) and then it generates a racy text description. Don't know how well it works, but it's amazing what some people do with their time.

    1. Re:Check out USPTO #6,232,002 by Angry+White+Guy · · Score: 1

      That's some of my best work!

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    2. Re:Check out USPTO #6,232,002 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean this?

  33. Patent is strategic by binaryDigit · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Amazon doesn't care if the patent can be canceled due to prior art. They'll strong arm other companies and many are bound to not put up a fight. If someone does, and the patent is later invalidated, then the max they'd lose would be to have to pay the original licensee back, I don't believe they'd have to pay any type of penalty on any fees collected. So they basically end up with a interest free loan, IF the thing gets invalidated. Not a bad downside. The way that the current patent system is setup, your much better off trying to patent everything, as even if a large number get punted, you'll probably make good money off the ones that don't (kinda like VC in the boom).

    1. Re:Patent is strategic by alkali · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's not clear to me that Amazon is enforcing these patents through license fees or otherwise. I suspect that it is doing like IBM and building up a library of patents so that it can't be strongarmed by someone else. (I.e., "You think we're infringing your patent? Are you sure you don't infringe one of our many patents?") Long story short, if the USPTO isn't going to be reasonable, Amazon has to protect itself.

    2. Re:Patent is strategic by btakita · · Score: 1

      Also, it costs lots of money to enforce patents. Amazon would only go after the big fish who are "breaking" their patent.

  34. Prior art by horza · · Score: 1

    Can I name the guy down the record store as prior art? His auto-completion is pretty good when I ask, "What's that band that begins with PO that had a hit in ..."

    Seriously though, it really does not qualify under "non-obvious". Maybe a "nice to have" for the users but it's just a hack (throwing some auto-complete data in the header and adding a couple of lines of Javascript). Definately not something that should be patentable.

    Phillip.

  35. Smells like Marketing by mobileskimo · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Its not
    "Where do you want to go today?"

    It's
    "Where do we want you to go today?"

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  36. I think I did that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    In my introductory class on elementary search analysis, the search listed other possibilities based on the first set of characters input then found set of matches and returned as possiblities in the order based on the number of entries listed per search, everyone whoever took that class should have prior art.

  37. not quite as bad as the post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    At first, I just read the slashdot summary of the patent and agreed with pretty much everyone else, that it was insane. After reading the patent abstract though, it does sound to be a bit more complicated than just auto-completion.

    "A system for facilitating online searches suggests query autocompletion strings (terms and/or phrases) to users during the query entry process, wherein the suggested strings are based on specific attributes of the particular database access system being searched. A string extraction component associated with a database access system, such as a web site of an online merchant, periodically generates a dataset that contains the autocompletion strings for the system. The datasets are preferably biased to favor the database items that are currently the most popular (e.g., best selling or most frequently viewed), and may be customized to particular users or user groups. The datasets are transmitted to users' computing devices, which may include handheld and other wireless devices that lack a full keyboard. An autocompletion client which runs on the computing devices in association with a browser uses the datasets to suggest the autocompletion strings as users enter queries that are directed to the database access system. "

    That doesn't mean I entirely agree with the patent but I don't think the slashdot summary is very clear.

    1. Re:not quite as bad as the post by ratboy666 · · Score: 1

      Here it is again, with the bits that don't matter (may, may be, example, preferably) removed:

      "A system for facilitating online searches suggests query autocompletion strings (terms and/or phrases) to users during the query entry process, wherein the suggested strings are based on specific attributes of the particular database access system being searched. A string extraction component associated with a database access system ... periodically generates a dataset that contains the autocompletion strings for the system. ... The datasets are transmitted to users' computing devices, ... An autocompletion client which runs on the computing devices in association with a browser uses the datasets to suggest the autocompletion strings as users enter queries that are directed to the database access system. "

      Break it down: periodically we scan a database, and send (when is unspecified) the search results to the client for autocompletion.

      Prior art: Any system which ran database scans to build selection lists for client autocompletion. The autocompletion would have to run on the client. This eliminates most systems, but has DEFINITELY been done before 2000. Specifically, a lot of database query apps get pre-chewed lists for autocompletion/selection. Was this done to facilitate queries? Hell yes. Look at natural language query systems. The vocabulary is sent along for pre-selection, along with DWIM functionality for error correction. Its the same thing. Other examples left to the gentle reader.

      But, this is specifically to "facilitate on-line searches". So, just don't do that. "facilitate the correction of erroneous operator input" instead. Application is far broader than just "on-line searches".

      Someone want to patent that?

      Ratboy.

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    2. Re:not quite as bad as the post by jeeXX · · Score: 1

      isn't this just a more elaborate version of T9 text completion that's already in a lot of cellular devices?

  38. Here we go again by IWantMoreSpamPlease · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    It's the "Who do we like this week?" game-

    MS - Still bad
    IBM - Good, this week, check back next week
    Linus - Good this week, insofar as I know
    Oracle - ??? (profit or no profit)
    Apple - Bad this week
    Disney - Still bad
    Amazon - Today they are bad, tomorrow..???

    Okay, I'm done..who else has changed sides?

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    1. Re:Here we go again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      • AOL - occasionally good; can be listed as major spam-fighters, and fund Mozilla development.
      • Sun - consistantly evil, but currently super-evil
      • Walmart - always evil when brick & mortar, but website has cheap Linux PC's
      • Evil itself - bad to do business with, but great in bed. Unfortunately, only currently in bed with all the above ('cept Linus)
    2. Re:Here we go again by Loki_1929 · · Score: 1



      Slashdot has always been at war with Eurasia.

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    3. Re:Here we go again by qzulla · · Score: 1

      Disney. The are being boycotted by the Repugs because they are helping Michael Moore with his next film.

      qz

    4. Re:Here we go again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You missed a meeting. Disney's good this week. They are providing financial backing for Michael Moore's "Fahrenheit 911".

  39. Avalanche by blunte · · Score: 4, Insightful
    If we thought we were seeing too many software/business patents, we're about to really be amazed.

    Now we're patenting "features" of software--behaviors even. How about Undo? Oooh, that's worthy of a patent. Or double-click to select a word, triple-click to select a sentence?

    Pick any feature of any software system, and it's now fair game for patent. This means of course, in the future you'll have to get a licensing agreement from FubarU.com, the patent holder of the "Undo" feature.

    What I wonder though, is it just pure malice that drives these humans to patent things like this? It certainly can't be business sense, since Amazon can't conceivably get any more online retail business by others not being able to use this feature on their retail sites. And it can't just be for license fees, since those may or may not ever come to fruition.

    What ever happened to the good old days of insurance fraud, embezzlement, and plain old theft? At least those perpetrators had balls.

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    1. Re:Avalanche by moz13 · · Score: 1

      At least those perpetrators had balls. Ovaries even. Dont forget some of the womenfolk, they did their share of shootin and fraudulence. Can't just go around forgetting Bonnie 'n Clyde.

    2. Re:Avalanche by SnowDog_2112 · · Score: 1

      You ask what's the "business sense" in getting a patent like this?

      It's called ammunition. Companies build up "war chests" of patents which they use against each other as ways of competing, circumventing the marketplace ... or rather, supplementing the marketplace.

      Now, as much as we'd all like to see Company A take the high road and refuse to build up a war chest of patents for this purpose, all that means is that Company B builds theirs up without opposition, and uses it against Company A when the opportunity arises.

      Comparisons with an arms race are not without merit. Nobody launches a patent lawsuit at IBM because they know IBM has a bunch of ICBMs waiting to send back at them....

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    3. Re:Avalanche by russellh · · Score: 1
      If we thought we were seeing too many software/business patents, we're about to really be amazed. Now we're patenting "features" of software--behaviors even. How about Undo? Oooh, that's worthy of a patent. Or double-click to select a word, triple-click to select a sentence?

      This isn't a new game. Microsoft patented their Start button. Apple has some really basic, dumb looking GUI patents as well. Yay. I suggest patenting a new virus mechanism - think DMCA protection!

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    4. Re:Avalanche by Dr.+Photo · · Score: 1

      What ever happened to the good old days of insurance fraud, embezzlement, and plain old theft?

      I believe those were patented as "business methods", and licensed at a prohibitive rate. :-)

  40. Only one thing to say to this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pi-ka-CHU! (zap!)

  41. It's a dictionary. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    They've patented a dictionary index. Does this mean they're going to sue the Oxford English Dictionary now?

    How long has command completion been available in the Unix shell?

    Congratulations, Amazon - every one of you is very fucking special. Now get on the short bus.

  42. A few more moderate points by dpille · · Score: 5, Insightful

    1) This isn't such a "IE did this first" issue. If you read the claims, the process calls for some more detailed analysis on the suggestion end- for example, culling out null results. It'd be the equivalent of IE not autocompleting to 404's, which we all know it still doesn't do.

    2) Prior art from any time after their filing date in 2000 won't matter, so don't worry about what was going on "last year."

    3) The examiner clearly considered mere autocompleting- look at the references cited during prosecution. PDA operating instructions are among them, which I imagine contained lots of "this device will complete your word for you."

    4) Prior posters seem to be confusing "novelty" with "non-obviousness." I think it's pretty likely Amazon was among the first to use this invention as disclosed, but I'm willing to grant that any reasonable programmer turning his or her mind to this problem would have created a similar solution. But that doesn't mean it really has been done before.

    1. Re:A few more moderate points by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Any reasonable programmer" means it's obvious. It is obvious.

      It is a mathematical fact that, given no other information, a partial key is most likely meant to be the most commonly used key that starts that way. It is the obvious answer and the only answer to "what is most likely given only a database of previous searches and a half a key?" Amazon's patent has covered all the bases on variations. The only answer to the question is patented.

      Patenting the only answer is like one of Vonnegut's Kilgore Trout ideas, where all the rich people decided they didn't want anybody living on the land they owned, so the government gave everyone a balloon. Now nobody would trespass on anyone's property rights.

      Similarly, nobody can set foot in intelligent-answer-completion land now. You simply have to float in air while the user types the answer in, even though you might be able to guess what the most common answer is. Guessing is patented. Not "guessing via such and such a clever algorithm." Guessing.

    2. Re:A few more moderate points by flez · · Score: 1

      Yay! Someone read the patent..

      I think Slashdot should disable comments for the first half hour or so of an article's posting to give everyone a chance to read the link.

      Imagine the bandwidth (and money) Slashdot would save not having to deal with all of these uninformed posts.

    3. Re:A few more moderate points by stanmann · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I would be content if IE or Netscape would not autocomplete to the last time I typo'd to a DNS not found like yahooc.om or slashdo.torg.

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    4. Re:A few more moderate points by digidave · · Score: 1

      Word 97 autocompletes names and dates. Is extending that functionality to previous database searches really all that revolutionary? I understand that this isn't autocomplete, but it's a very obvious extension of the autocomplete invention.

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    5. Re:A few more moderate points by Phiro · · Score: 1

      My problem is that they patented a *concept*, per se. This is just so wrong.

      It's like someone coming along with a better way to make ammonia, at 1/4 of the current cost. So they go to the patent office and instead of patenting "making ammonia using A, B & C using process X", they patent "making ammonia cheaper than any thing else out on the market at this time." Bull, bull, bullshit.

      When I say I don't understand how they were awarded a patent for the general idea of this, I'm not saying "please someone explain how this is legal", I'm saying this is *wrong, and our system is *broken. We need to fix it now before the fix entails storing M16's in the loft at your uncle's farm and your neighbors and you form resistance cells.

      How can I "innovate" on this? How can I do the same concept but in a different way? Our patent system is giving them the general concept of an idea, without the ability for us to innovate or offer alternatives. Does this seem wrong to anyone else, or am I crazy?
      Patents should be protection on the technology itself, not on a 30,000 foot grand view of it all.

      Somedays, the one thing I wish for more than anything is if we could bring a couple people out of time and to the present, and let them see what is going on around here, to see how the incredible invention they wrought that's called America has twisted into a self-immolating machine run on the greed for money and power. Bring in Jefferson, or Adams, or a few others forward in time and let them see what is going on. I would hope they would put a damn righteous smack-down on our so-called leaders for doing this.

      This is just another sign of the times, and I am really starting to dislike these times.

    6. Re:A few more moderate points by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      2) Prior art from any time after their filing date in 2000 won't matter, so don't worry about what was going on "last year."

      It wouldn't be "prior" in that case. Anyway you'd have to go back prior to 1999, since there's a one-year grace period.

      4) Prior posters seem to be confusing "novelty" with "non-obviousness." I think it's pretty likely Amazon was among the first to use this invention as disclosed, but I'm willing to grant that any reasonable programmer turning his or her mind to this problem would have created a similar solution. But that doesn't mean it really has been done before.

      I don't know which posts you refer to so I can't say whether that confusion exists; however, novelty and non-obviousness are both requirements. So you grant that it's obvious and if it's obvious that is sufficient to bar the patent.

      Unfortunately both criteria have substantially eroded since probably mid-20th century. Novelty should mean that "Here we have a solution that nobody has thought of before", but the degree of novelty in most patents these days is along the lines of "Here we have a new way to use this solution that somebody else thought of". Non-obviousness has been devalued even more; previously it meant "No expert on this type of problem would have found this solution from just looking at the state of the art, due to the amount of analysis and experimentation required"; now it means "No expert on this type of problem would have found this solution because they were thinking about something else at the time".

    7. Re:A few more moderate points by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It'd be the equivalent of IE not autocompleting to 404's, which we all know it still doesn't do

      You say that like it's a bad thing. I don't want IE second guessing me, just because a site went down for an afternoon. I mean, slashdot used to go down every twenty minutes, yet it'd be the most-type URL in my list - why should it stop autocompleting just because of a 404?

  43. patents by ajs318 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Just imagine if personal injury lawyers started offering a service whereby they will patent your injury! Not only do you get compensation when you hurt yourself, you get royalty fees the next time someone hurts themself the same way!

    I can think of a possible antidote to all this court mania, though. Has a retailer the right to refuse payment, even if it is made in pound notes, if it believes the money was obtained by some means it feels objectionable? I.E. can some methodist-run establishment legally refuse money won on the horses? By extension it would mean NO LAWSUIT MONEY signs in shops and restaurants ..... wouldn't be much good if they could get taken to court over it, though!

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  44. Non-obvious to practitioners of the art? by jazman · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Let me see, I had been programming for about a year or so when I wrote an interest-generating bank account program for my C64 for use during a game of Monopoly (heh). Each time you wanted to select an account, you press the first letter of the name, and if it was unique you got the full account name. If not, it just waited until it had a unique string. If a 15 year old programmer can sort out autocompletion, for himself, without prompting from anybody, after only a few months of programming, how can anybody possibly argue this is non-obvious to a practitioner (a requirement for a patent)?

  45. Would make M$ by Archfeld · · Score: 1

    liable though if I can wade through the legalease correctly...my M$IE does auto-complete AND searching

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    1. Re:Would make M$ by kartracer_66 · · Score: 1

      No, I do not think this makes MS liable since its autocompletion is based off of what users have previously entered as opposed to this system which bases the autocompletion off the most popular searches performed by a large group of people. MS would be liable if everything typed in the URL bar was logged somewhere and suggestions were made not based on what _you_ had entered previously but rather what the most frequently entered things by others were. This patent is not merely talking about autocompletion. It's talking about autocompletion based off the most popular searches starting with the letters the user has already entered.

  46. Well...really, does it matter? by Vej · · Score: 1

    This is obviously redundant, but I think it should be asked again.

    Does anyone really care what the patent office produces anymore? I don't know of any programmer that sits there checking patents instead of trying to improve code or create new variations of an idea, be it that they had it or saw it somewhere.

    Do these hardball schemes really effect anything outside of the war zone those companies already exist in? Don't tell me they don't already anticipate and expect these actions.

  47. Not again... by ianjk · · Score: 1

    Dammit! Now I have to strike the 'order by' clause out of my SQL arsenal. What's next, 'group by'?

  48. Justice for all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I got a patent on the characters a and A . Slashdot and Amazon.com are some of the evil doers that are doing infringement on my patent. I demand you stop using a and A! From now on, these sites should be known as Slshdot and mzon.com .

  49. Enforceable? by pbrinich · · Score: 0
    Well a patent doesn't do a whole lot of if it's not enforceable. The major claim
    A method of assisting users in generating queries for submission to a query server of a database access system, comprising:

    generating a dataset that contains autocompletion strings for the query server, wherein the autocompletion strings are selected based on attributes of the database access system;

    transmitting the dataset to a remote computing device of a user of the database access system; and

    on the remote computing device, suggesting autocompletion strings to the user from the dataset as the user enters a query for submission to the query server;

    wherein the dataset is generated remotely from the remote computing device.


    is far to general to have some sort of enforcement associated with it. Correct me if I'm wrong, but this seems to be another waste of a patent by amazon.com?
  50. Unlikely Situation by BigBadBri · · Score: 2, Funny
    'For example, if Pokemon toys are currently the best selling or most-frequently-searched-for items within the database, the term POKEMON may be suggested whenever a user enters the letters "PO," even though many hundreds of other items in the database may start with "PO."'

    Any fule nose that typing 'PO' will always autocomplete to 'PORN', no matter how popular Pokemon is at any one time.

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  51. Huffman encoding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    would seem like a natural application here. You sort all your query terms by frequency and assign the them to the shortest unique prefixes in that order. You then just travers down the tree with the suggested terms at each node as it is visited. But wait, doesn't autocompletion require full duplex communication. When did http get that?

  52. New software by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is a patent on searching to see which item in a database is most probably the match to a partial key and then returning it ahead of time. If this is patentable, someone should write software that analyzes your code, identifies every major algorithmic block, and compares each to a growing database of skeletons. If it's vaguely different, it should mark it as a potential patent. Every for loop you write may be an invention!

  53. the only thing this will do... by UnixRevolution · · Score: 1

    is frustrate people. for long things like email addresses and URL's it's very handy, but for such short things like search queries it will just get very annoying very fast. I never see search strings over 10 words/50 chars.

    Of course, that's just my opinion.

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  54. This is killing me, I want off by pearcewg · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I understand what they are doing, and it's killing me. Stop this stinking ride, I want to get off. 1. Technicolor Yawn 2. Singing Lunch 3. Yelling Europe at the Toilet and the list goes on... THIS HAS TO STOP SOMEWHERE

  55. Prior art by John Wayne by TeknoHog · · Score: 1

    It's rough, it's tough, and it takes no shit.

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  56. PO... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pokimon or porn?

  57. Re:Frist 'I'm going to patent xxxxx then' Post!!!! by Gleng · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    Huh, well, I'm going to patent sitting masturbating in my Mom's basement installing Linux then!

    That's GNU/Masturbating.

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    "Proudly Posting Without Reading The Article"
  58. I am... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...waiting for the day Amazon tries to patent Microsoft Windows. Then we'll see all hell break out! (Gates vs. Beezo).

    * grabs popcorn *

  59. Synonym list by dwarfking · · Score: 1

    Isn't this nothing more than a process for auto-generating an synonyms list for any search engine? PO=Pokemon

  60. WHY?!?!? by Lysol · · Score: 1

    Arg. How many people read the patent!? Or at least the abstract?

    The relevant snippet says (I've added emphasis):
    A system for facilitating ONLINE searches suggests query autocompletion strings...
    ...suggested strings are based on specific attributes of the particular database access system being searched
    .

    WTF does this have to do with Mozilla or any orther client side app!??! Nothing! It is possible that this might be interpreted as searching a local application db for auto completions, but that's a stretch.

    Look, we all know Amaz0n is a web based system, not a local system. So put away all the lame postings about autocompletion in browsers, shells, etc! You won't find prior art there. It must be found at the online db server level.

    The strongest prior art case for this is a search engine BEFORE the patent was filed, which was 4/18/2000 - anything before that date can prob knock this one out.

    And to further my rant, I find it apalling that anyone complaining about Amaz0n and their bullshit would still use their service. I'm sure there are plenty people out there who still do. It's actually a little difficult on holidays and birthdays to send people stuff online if you're boycotting Amz0n, but it's doable. I know, I've been doing it for quite some time and even pressuring my friends and relatives to do the same.

    If you're strictly an end user who has nothing to do with online commerce, then this will never matter to you. However if, like me, you deal in the web commerce world, Amaz0n represents the biggest threat since m$. They are not your friend. They will try to patent every single idea they can get their hands on. The only way to stand against this is with your pocketbook and your voice. Use them both or suffer the consequences later down the line.

    1. Re:WHY?!?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its called obviousness you dumfu@#.

      Requirement for patentability.

      It is irrelevant what type of system the functionality is used on.

      AutoComplete from a DB should not be patentable on an online system, on a client server system, on a train, in a plain, in a truck, WTF.

      I've got an idea, YOU know WTF you are talking about before exposing your dribbling patter to the masses.

  61. Thank You by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That was the best troll I've read all week.

  62. chinese writing soft? by lovebyte · · Score: 1

    Is that the way chinese writing software work? You start typing the first few characters and the most commonly used chinese character that fits what you type is selected?

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  63. You, sir are a stupid-head by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After fighting with trying to allow normal users to mount hard drives,

    Why? Users don't need to do that - sudo and mount them when necessary.

    I tried to play some music. Redhat decided to remove MP3 support from XMMS. Fuck that.

    Yes, this is old news. Redhat removed mp3 support from their distro's xmms in version 8. Go to rpmfind.net and download a different one.

    I wanted to watch TV with my tuner card. So I try and modprobe it. The command doesn't exist. Insmod; same thing.

    You bother checking your path? Normal users have to specify the location "/sbin/modprobe" etc. (or wherever it is).

    I need to get on the web to look this shit up, so I try ifconfig to see if everything is running properly. Nah, ifconfig isn't there either.I am online, but I still don't know what my IP is.

    See above.

    After staying up way too late trying to solve dependency issues with ALSA, I try to put the PC in standby and go to bed. Nope, it tries to go into suspend mode, only to wake up seconds later.
    Pissed off I slam the power button, and go to bed with a new found hatred for Redhat.


    ALSA doesn't seem to be a Redhat issue. Why are you so concerned about standby? Redhat has nice graphical buttons for shutdown - no need to slam the power button.

    QUITCHERBITCHIN!

  64. Still haven't implemented my idea... by PhilHibbs · · Score: 0

    Set up a cron job that posts "Patent system still fucked" once a week.

    Oh, and something that automatically mods as "Redundant" all the "I think I'll patent " comments. Maybe a bayesian filter would do the job.

  65. & prior to Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    wasn't it built into csh or ksh prior to that? I believe that you're thinking about Bash's tab-complete (heck, emacs has it, ksh has it, so on and so forth)

  66. How about SQL wildcards? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's different from "autocompletion of PO" and searching for "PO%"?

    1. Re:How about SQL wildcards? by Sylver+Dragon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, just add in an ORDER BY statement and we have this exact same thing as they have patented:

      select top 1 toy_name from tbltoys where toy_name like 'PO%' order by number_purchased desc

      Just drop that in a stored procedure, and have the program call that procedure, then use the output to fill in a text field, ala autocomplete. This is not exactly revolutionary, its a damn ORDER BY clause in a SELECT statement. If you want to get fancy, you'd probably go ahead and index both the toy_name and number_purchased columns.

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  67. I'm sold! Where do I sign up? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I want a clean colon!

  68. Linux for REAL men by siskbc · · Score: 2, Funny
    just a pain with rpm's missing dependencies

    RPM's are for pussies. Real men install everything using .tar.gz. On their Slackware box.

    No, wait, that's too easy. Real men code their Linux from scratch. Without a compiler. Straight machine code. Input by ASCII.

    Naturally, this prevents holding down a real job. So real men also live in their parents' basement. And priorities prevent time for useless things like girls. So real men masturbate. A lot. While looking at a picture of Stallman. Naked. Fucking that queer GNU ox mascot.

    Any more questions?

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    1. Re:Linux for REAL men by FurryFeet · · Score: 2, Funny

      Thanks for that lovely image. Now that it is firmly planted in my head, I'm ready for a life of celibacy.
      Hate to break the news to the wife, tough.

    2. Re:Linux for REAL men by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Thanks for that lovely image. Now that it is firmly planted in my head, I'm ready for a life of celibacy.

      See? You're halfway there already!

  69. Sub-Patent :) by reality-bytes · · Score: 1


    Amazon also attempts to patent:
    Patent Application 20040182-2774b[ii] - Fibrous cellulose sheeting for the removal of extraneous faeces from the exterior surfaces of corporate buildings.

    They later discover that Microsoft and the RIAA are already in legal wrangling with simmilar applications :)

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    1. Re:Sub-Patent :) by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      Amazon also attempts to patent:
      Patent Application 20040182-2774b[ii] - Fibrous cellulose sheeting for the removal of extraneous faeces from the exterior surfaces of corporate buildings.

      They later discover that Microsoft and the RIAA are already in legal wrangling with simmilar applications :)


      But their application is different. They try to user their CUSTOMERS to wipe their bums, instead of a cellulose base product.

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  70. what about mailers then? by Maimun · · Score: 1
    Netscape's mailer autocompletes based on the addressbook items. This can be called speculation , IMO.

    Then, you may say, the addressbook already exists and thus the entries there are previous, but isn't that the case with the Pokemon example too? I mean, someone has already bought the Pokemon thing, and so, from the point of view of there system, it is previous.

    1. Re:what about mailers then? by angle_slam · · Score: 1

      There's a huge difference between autocomplete based on site you personally visited before and autocomplete based on what every single user ever visited before, sorted by frequency.

  71. Annoying, But by praxis · · Score: 5, Insightful

    For the record, this kind of behavior bothers me. But, they really are within the confines of the patent system.

    All the prior art examples I've seen posted have been about autocompletion or searching a users previously entered text. They are taking this and expanding it to search the entered text of a group of users, giving the benefit of possible autocompetion of text you may have never typed.

    Patents are supposed to do this. They exist so that someone can take someone's idea and exand on it. That's what they are doing. There very well me prior art on *their* idea, but so far all prior art has been on standalone autocomplete.

    And now...I should say that this is just plain stupid. I never thought something like this should be patentable, but it is. It's the system's fault, and it needs to be fixed. And although they are within the confines of the system, they are just contributing to it's failings. Of course, that could have the effect of more evidence to its demise and rethinking by providing even more examples of misuse of the system.

    1. Re:Annoying, But by Oriumpor · · Score: 1

      Patenting programming techniques is like patenting words. Ok, so you patented a word, now nobody is going to use your word to make a sentence.

      So you patented a programming technique, so now, either people stop using it, or keep using it, compile it and tell you to go F* yourself.

      Also, this article means didly to me ever since someone patented clicking once, and then won a lawsuit based on it.

    2. Re:Annoying, But by NullProg · · Score: 1

      expanding it to search the entered text of a group of users, giving the benefit of possible autocompetion of text you may have never typed.

      I downloaded a new tar file. From the command line I type, "tar -xvf firstletteroftarfile TAB". Even though I never typed in the file name before, the autocompletion determined what I wanted.

      It's all based on ordered lists (catalogs, etc), nothing new here, plenty of prior art.

      Enjoy,

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    3. Re:Annoying, But by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the oldest autocompletion systems worked on a body of preexisting data. Autocomplete using the user's own input is more recent, I believe.

      But aren't there two requirements for patentability, namely, no prior art and non-obvious? And doesn't this patent fail on both?

    4. Re:Annoying, But by Bartmoss · · Score: 1

      Well since the auto-completition idea has prior art, going from standalone to multi-user is trivial in my eyes once the basic technology of multi-user-whatever has been established. Thus the patent should have been rejected immediately.

      IANAL of course.

    5. Re:Annoying, But by Angst+Badger · · Score: 1

      All the prior art examples I've seen posted have been about autocompletion or searching a users previously entered text. They are taking this and expanding it to search the entered text of a group of users, giving the benefit of possible autocompetion of text you may have never typed.

      Okay, try this -- this feature has been implemented in the Index tab of the Microsoft Help applet since the early 90's. What Amazon is talking about is autocompletion based on comparison with a list of preprogrammed list of keys.

      Moreover, application of a search trie to a user interface element does not score "non-obvious" in my book.

      Of course, you shouldn't be able to patent this shit in the first place, but that's an issue I keep taking up with my congressthing.

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  72. Re:"FU". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    RBY

  73. Re:patents & money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No deal. Can't be done. Dunno about other nations, but the currency in the USA clearly states 'This note is legal tender for all debts, public and private', and that's fundamental to any (functional) national currency, whether they print it on it or not.

  74. Perhaps there is MORE to Amazon's patent practice. by xagon7 · · Score: 1

    As a business it is MUCH cheaper for Amazon to patant its processes than to wind up being sued by some guy that patents things, like say, "windowing" to fix the y2k bug. Has Amazon tried going after other businesses for infringing on the patents? If they have, then my argument is void.

  75. Re:ne...d by frostman · · Score: 1

    whether "nekked" or "nekkid" was more commonly used...

    neked is ;-P

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  76. Re:patents & money by Kredal · · Score: 1

    in other words, if someone wanted to buy a new car using nothing but pennies, nickels, and dimes, you would HAVE to accept them as payment?

    Nope, sorry, you can refuse service to anyone for any reason. If you know the money was gained through illegal (immoral, illicit, whatever) means, you don't have to sell to that person.

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  77. Re:Google FIGHT by jetmarc · · Score: 1

    > (I was having a debate with someone as to whether "nekked" or "nekkid" was more commonly used... no, really!)

    "nekkid" wins. See yourself:

    http://www.googlefight.com/cgi-bin/compare.pl?q1 =n ekked&q2=nekkid&B1=Make+a+fight%21&compare=1&langu e=us

  78. Direct from the patent by Athrawn17 · · Score: 1

    It is also known in the art to provide an autocompletion tool that suggests completed text strings to the user as the user enters text. For example, Microsoft's Internet Explorer browser automatically suggests completed URLs as the user enters text in the URL field; and the TextPlus.TM. for Palm tool suggests autocompletion words and phases (based on frequency of use) as users enter text within Palm Pilot.TM. applications. These tools generally operate based on text strings that have previously been entered on the particular PC, Palm Pilot, or other computing device. As a result, the tools generally are not helpful when the user enters a new term or phrase. One problem that is not fully addressed by the above and other known methods is that of reducing the number of keystrokes, voice commands, or other actions needed to enter a search query for searching a particular catalog or database, such as the products database of on online merchant. This problem is particularly important to users of handheld and other wireless computing devices that do not include full keyboards. The present invention seeks to address this problem.

    1. Re:Direct from the patent by NullProg · · Score: 1

      It's still prior art. The thesaurus in the Bank Street Writer (1984) did this after entering a couple of keystrokes. And, like several others have pointed out, command completion works the same way.

      Enjoy,

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  79. Hello World! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Has anybody patented "Hello World!" yet? Just image the amount of revenue one could collect :)

  80. Anybody know the legal ins-and-outs? by Googer · · Score: 1

    While the patent was apparently issued, does it really mean anything?

    Take the following situation as an example:

    Suppose I invent the longer-lasting light bulb and successfully acquire a patent for it.

    Does the patent prevent people from using such a light bulb while conducting business? Does a grocery store that uses the bulb to light their store during business hours have to pay royalties to me for using my patented technology? Or does it simply prevent the grocery store from creating and selling a knock-off of my light bulb?

    In other words, so what if those morons got a patent? Can't anyone use the "technology" while conducting business as long as they don't try to sell it?

  81. frivilous patent fines? by claud9999 · · Score: 1

    It seems to me that there's very little to lose in patenting something as obvious as this. Worst case, someone sues you and proves either prior art or that the patent is "patently obvious" and the patent is revoked (and licensing fees returned.) Is there any (serious) fines levied against companies who file these sorts of patents?

    Can I sue a company for "pain and suffering" of having to deal with such annoying patents? Can I ask for a penalty award large enough to make the company think twice about filing such patents in the first place?

    As an aside, the tag line of this article is out-and-out misleading. I can understand the desire to come up with "cute" taglines (as many news orgs do) but it shouldn't mislead the reader into thinking the article's about something it's not.

  82. I my code are belong to them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm fearing more and more that I'm going to get sued for something that I write.

  83. yeah the patent system's broken.... by gnurb · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    but i admire the hell out of them for making the system work in their advantage

    really makes me want to go out and patent some nifty software idea just to see if it would go through

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    1. Re:yeah the patent system's broken.... by Profane+Motherfucker · · Score: 1

      That's what I don't get. These fucking fuck sticks are all railing on fucking Amazon for doing what the law, which admittedly is completely fucking assraped, allows them to do. Bitch about those spineless lout whores at the patent office, not some moneygrubbing fucks intent on destroying all competition -- that's the American way, hizzo.

      So you're damn right they're using the system.If my fucking options are to walk in a straight line and get from point a to point b, or to walk all over the fucking place in circles, up hills, across ravines and shit like that, I'd be a fool to walk in anything but a straight line. Same with those cruel shitnuggets at Amazon. They just happened to have some savvy motherfuckers cranking out some savvy fucking patents.

  84. Patenting is Defensive Too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Consider this... What if someone *else* patented this? No reason to believe that the USPTO wouldn't grant it to them as fast as they would to Amazon.

    Wouldn't Amazon themselves then end up paying massive bucks in royalties? What business would be foolish enough to allow this to happen?

    "If it moves, salute it. If it doesn't, paint it. If it's patentable, patent it." :-)

  85. but there all.... by oliverthered · · Score: 1

    Single user,
    Maybe url autocompletion on a public computer would be a bit like the autocompletion amazon has patented.

    Or IE/Mozilla/Konquror's auto complete on 's when your using google.

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  86. What else... by Joey7F · · Score: 1

    starts with PO?

    --Joey

    1. Re:What else... by talks_to_birds · · Score: 1
      Poontang?

      t_t_b

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  87. chinpokomon by infinite9 · · Score: 1

    AP Sunnyvale Ca. - Today, Mr Jeff Bezos, President and CEO of amazon.com announced that amazon.com is withdrawing his patent suit against Chinpokomon Japan Ltd. Mr. Bezos commented, "We had contacted Chinpokomon Japan Ltd to inform them of our civil action. But after my conversation with Mr. Hirohito, I now have a different perspective. Mr Hirohito assured me that I have a large bulbous penis. And that my penis, which is gargantuan in size, was much larger than his small Japanese penis." Mr Bezos later announced the sale of amazon.com to Chinpokomon Japan Ltd for 5c a share. Mr Hirohito, in a statement released this afternoon, stated that the assets of amazon.com will be sold off to fund the purchase of 22 surplus U.S. B52 bombers. The purpose of the bombers is unknown.

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    1. Re:chinpokomon by SANTA'S+LIST · · Score: 1

      Like, Wow. Soo big penis.

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  88. Here's a thought by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    What with increasing globalization, maybe the USPO is granting patents like crazy so there will be more American patents than foreign. Yeah, some countires can just ignore our patents, but countries like Iraq don't have any choice.

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  89. I can see it now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'For example, if Pokemon toys are currently the best selling or most-frequently-searched-for items within the database, the term POKEMON may be suggested whenever a user enters the letters "PO," even though many hundreds of other items in the database may start with "PO.'"

    Only thing I can think of that's a hotter sale item than Pokemon that starts with "Po" is Porn....so..if someone is looking for "Pokemon" and they get "porn" instead...is Amazon liable for targeting minors in the sale of age-restricted items?

  90. Huge difference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A single SQL query == huge difference?

    I guess that means that there is a huge difference between my but and your face.

    1. Re:Huge difference by angle_slam · · Score: 1

      The difference is between a client-side query and a server-side query. The client-side has a few dozen records. The server-side has millions of records.

  91. Re:patents & money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Technically, yes. The USA legislated even pennies as legal tender in the 1950's, as I recall.

    And you might be amused to note that there are many legal reasons why you cannot refuse service to some person. Refusing service based on race, for example. 'Whites Only' is not lawful anymore.

  92. Are they serious? by Dossy · · Score: 1

    How is Amazon going to tweak the implementation so that every search doesn't suggest "porn"?

    -- Dossy

    1. Re:Are they serious? by Tokerat · · Score: 1

      if ( toupper(&itemString) != "PORN" ) { AddItemToListOfAutocompletions(); }

      ?!??!?!?!? ;-)
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  93. patenting grep? by Doppler00 · · Score: 1

    So does this mean the creators of grep have to pay royalties?

    grep PO.* filename.txt
    Is a clear violation of patent law!!!

  94. Impulse suggestive sells can go too, too far by ianscot · · Score: 1
    I think I finally understand, now, why grocery stores don't use the more efficient single-queue/multiple-registers model for check-out.

    I agree this patent is more about autofilling as advertising, to encourage impulse buys.

    Not sure that's really what Amazon wants to do, though. They're already doing a ton of suggestive selling, what with "People who wear clothes also bought clean underwear from Target" lines on every search return. (Or is it, ulp, just mine??) At some point that's just a nuisance, like a cluttered cash wrap with too many crappy "suggestions." You filter it all out.

    You use the grocery example. Well, bookstores mostly do use a single queue, to make everyone file past all the potential impulse items along it (rather than just the few at a given register). Maybe it's just me, but probably the grocery store's aware of how long and awkward a single line of carts would be (and seem) for shoppers. Imagine a stacked-up line of 14 gilled carts, complete with young kids leaning on half the cart handles. Ugh... Even if it went a little faster, it'd scare me off in a heartbeat. That's a bad feeling.

    Popups telling me to buy Pokemon stuff might be in that area, for me.

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    1. Re:Impulse suggestive sells can go too, too far by pmz · · Score: 1

      Well, bookstores mostly do use a single queue, to make everyone file past all the potential impulse items along it (rather than just the few at a given register).

      This may be due to the enormous diversity of readers, where there needs to be more books to achieve an acceptable hit rate. Grocery stores can use a simpler sweet-salty-skanky model for impuse buying, perhaps also due to the fact that grocery shoppers are less sophisticated.

      Imagine a stacked-up line of 14 gilled carts, complete with young kids leaning on half the cart handles.

      I find it much more annoying being marooned in a line behind some loser who can't write a check or asks for cigarettes at the last possible moment or needs a price check on their Twinkies. At least with one line, the loser ties up only one register while the other registers keep going strong.

    2. Re:Impulse suggestive sells can go too, too far by Tower · · Score: 1

      >"People who wear clothes also bought clean underwear from Target" lines on every search return. (Or is it, ulp, just mine??)

      No, I searched for a car repair manual, and that was at the bottom, along with the ladybug rainboots. Both of those showed up under something else entirely unrelated... I hope they still sell Spiderman underoos!

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    3. Re:Impulse suggestive sells can go too, too far by Xandar01 · · Score: 1

      You'd be glad to know that several of the military grocery stores, a.k.a. commissary, all had a single line multiple register model. Each register still had it's own impulse zone and the line would also go past it' own impulse zone.

      The good side was it did go faster and as pmz (462998) states, it is much better than being marooned behind some idiot. It was even kind a love/hate thing when you when through the line and would check out and the moron is still holding up the one register.

      The bad side, was since EVERYONE gets paid the same day*, if you went to the commissary on the wrong day the single line would wind past 10-14 registers around a corner and on towards the back of the store. On the other hand multiple lines would have been just chaos!

      * Payday on the 1st and 15th, althogh direct deposit would cause that to vary a day or two depending on the bank.

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    4. Re:Impulse suggestive sells can go too, too far by Captain+Gingersnaps · · Score: 1

      Grocery stores can use a simpler sweet-salty-skanky model for impuse buying, perhaps also due to the fact that grocery shoppers are less sophisticated.

      Where do more-sophisticated people get their food?

    5. Re:Impulse suggestive sells can go too, too far by pmz · · Score: 1

      Where do more-sophisticated people get their food?

      I forgot to say "on average." A person doesn't have to be literate or educated to shop for groceries. The bar is set slightly higher at a books store--literacy at minimum, and the more education the better.

  95. I Claim English Dictionary... by istartedi · · Score: 0

    ...as prior art. Why? Some of them place things like "po" at the top of the page, or keywords like "potlatch" which is just "po" with the rest of a word on the end of it. Instead of being biased in favor of sales, it's biased in favor of alphabetical order and divisions in the dictionary, but it's essentially the same thing as what Amazon does. The only difference is that Amazon puts it on the web. Actually... I'd be surprised if there wasn't at least *one* online dictionary that did something like that before Amazon. Spellcheckers in word processors have been doing it for how many years? (though not on the web).

    Bottom line? YACP (Yet Another Crank Patent). True fact: The crank was actually patented around the time that James Watt built his first steam engine. Some engines were actually designed with less efficient combinations of gears and linkage assemblies so as to achieve the results of a crank without violating the crank patent. You could also say that this patent is a "crank patent" in the sense that some phone calls are "crank calls". Actually... perhaps the "violators" could fail to respond to Amazon and state in their defense that this was so ridiculous they assumed it was a crank phone call/letter/fax or whatever.

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  96. What is it good for? Pay for placement fees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Amazon can now ask its vendors (for a small fee, of course) if they'd like to be the suggested word or phrase in a partial query.

  97. A compromise solution for software patents by testadicazzo · · Score: 1
    Okay, I'm completely against software patents. BUT, let's admit that there is a hell of a lot of corporate power against us getting software patents thrown out.

    So what about a compromise: Say six months or a year on software or IP patents with no renewability. The justification is obvious: devleopment and communication is much higher today, and we want to keep it that way. This way if a company comes up with a novel idea, they get to profit off of it for a year, and recoup some of their development expenses (ahem). And the idea goes back into the public arena after a reasonable time removing the mafia aspect of software patents.

    Comments?

  98. Re:Jeff Bezos knows the value of a clean colon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am intrigued by your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

  99. They are not alone... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.dell.com/us/en/gen/corporate/patent.htm

  100. Great.... by clonebarkins · · Score: 1

    ....a bunch of JavaScript memory hogging arrays will need to be loaded each time I visit Amazon.com.

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  101. Look, by nagora · · Score: 1, Informative
    Just stop buying from Amazon. It's simple: they are stealing your ideas and reducing your chance to make a living from your own work. So perhaps it's not a great idea to KEEP GIVING THEM YOUR MONEY!

    TWW

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  102. prior arts by SHEENmaster · · Score: 1

    Type a url into into konqueror, mozilla, netscape, or the piece of shit browser. It's autocompleted based upon recent popular requests.

    Hit tab in Zsh(my favorite), Bash, etc. That autocompletes based upon possible values.

    Autocompletion that orders upon request is a trivial improvement, especially in a server-side environment where "sharing between users" really means "ignoring $userid".

    I have a new version that sends a list of the top 50 completion terms with the page rather than checking everything when needed. I expect my patent for it oon enough. :-)

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  103. Here comes the thunder.... by Superfreaker · · Score: 1

    Piiiiiiiikkkkkaaaaaaaccchhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!! !!!!!!!

  104. thank-you by Archfeld · · Score: 1

    that makes much more sense :) The patent requires the backend DB system....

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  105. stack 'em up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, keep 'em comin' Amazon. Pretty soon patents will be as worthless as say...the Canadian Dollar? And probably as equally ignored.

  106. Someone call USA a land of freedom. So ridiculous by ngnMan · · Score: 1

    What are they going to do?
    patent on search autocompletion?
    Don't know if this is more ridiculous than the "one click buy" patent-

    pff

    I am going to patent a speaching method wich consists of putting one letter after the other thus creating conceptual blocks. I'll call this blocks "words(TM)" and the method "alphabet"

    Someone here must have lost contact with reality..

    Please someone (else) stop this office.-

  107. PO ... by Bu+Na+Dan · · Score: 1

    "PO amazon sucks" is now the most searched term on amazon.com. PO might also stand for this "henry potter" stuff.

  108. Okay guys....pokemon by sharph · · Score: 1

    Did the author of this article really have to link to pokemon.com?

    Not only is pokemon not popular anymore (which means it wouldn't be a best selling item on Amazon,) it is completely irrevelent. Even if the author was talking about somthing popular like say GameCube for example, a link is completely unnecessary.

    Whats with that?

    This is not a troll, its a serious complaint.

  109. Sounds like.... by quick_dry_3 · · Score: 1

    something thats been done before, my first thought was "hey my PDA has been doing that for years" (and yes, before year 2000), as you type out a word it popped up likely words which seemed to be ordered from most used to least used.

    Sounds like what was described so far, except its a general purpose thing, no related to 'online search queries' specifically.

    After reading it though, the key bit seems to be the actual sending of the keyword listing, so while my PDA might have a list of "porn, pokemon, potatoes" as that list of words starting with "po", it could also query the dataset "'pooh and tigger','posh spice diet guide',potting" that was sent by the search application.

    New and innovative... I dunno

  110. Similar to an another patent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Interesting... this patent is similar to a patent from Nokia ( i think ) to accelerate typing. It uses a dictionary ( and probably a system for ranking higher the more used words ) to forecast the following letters or the all word meant to be typed on the keyboard on a mobile phone.

    I see the amazon "patent" as an application of the original Nokia (?) patent

    So, it should logically be rejected by a court ( but IANAL and there are big bucks involved... )

  111. And Japanese too [Re:chinese writing soft?] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That feature's been in the MS IME for years.

  112. At the risk of being Really Obvious... by KC7GR · · Score: 2, Funny

    I just can't help myself. Every time I hear someone say the word 'Pikachu,' my gut-level reaction is to offer them a Kleenex and say 'Gesundheit.'

    I know, I know... Probably off-topic... There go my karma points (again).

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  113. Re:In the USA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Any patent is possible so long as it doesnt already exist.

  114. Prio Art by AmericanInKiev · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I would suggest some prior art here.
    I developed an entry suggestion system in 1994 or 95. In my system I looked for a correlation between the previous answers to other questions, and then offered a pull down of ranked choices.

  115. "during the query ENTRY process" by ReadParse · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I think there's a big misunderstanding here about what the patent is. It's not just taking "po" and putting that into an SQL "like" statement, oh no. Much more than that. They say "during the query entry process", which means that they'll be using JavaScript or some other client-side code to autocomplete the search term for the user.

    Something like this.... if somebody goes to the DVD page, they could load the Top 50 DVDs into a JavaScript Array. And every time the user adds a character to the search field, it would look to that array and see how many titles match what the user has typed so far. When they're down to only one match, they pop the rest of the title into the search box and, in a perfect world, they would auto-select the autocompleted portion so that, if the user continues typing, it will erase the autocompleted portion.

    For example, let's say (as a really lame, quick example) that you have two titles in the array:
    • The Hand That Rocks the Cradle
    • The Hand That Rolls the Dice

    The user enters...

    "The Hand That Ro"...

    and nothing shows up yet, because the "system" (ha!) doesn't know what title you're going to enter. But as soon as you enter the "c" in the word "Rocks", it only has one left and it autocompletes "ks the Cradle".

    It's a reasonably good idea (not a great idea, but decent), and it DEFINITELY shouldn't be patentable, because it will become the SECOND thing (that I know of) that I, as a web developer, am prohibited from doing for my customers by law (the first is One-Click, Amazon's first silly little software patent).

    Just my USD 0.02

    1. Re:"during the query ENTRY process" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Shit. That's so easy to implement, it's a damn shame they got a patent on it.

      Or someting.

  116. Filter Yes, but based on .... by GargoyleTS · · Score: 1

    Their database. They are keeping track of search queries and using that info to create the autocomplete strings. So that makes it COMPLETELY MANIPULATABLE!!! If you can get enough people to put in a specific query enough times over a couple of days, you should be able to lock in whatever you want. Just gonna take a LARGE group of people with skills since you'll have to get rid of ALL cookies as well as use a lot of different proxies to log unique page hits and queries from different IP's and computers. Probly work best if you can get groups and proxies on the coasts first since that's where a lot of trends and runs come from. At least this is what I gathered from the patent text. It'll at least give them a headache for a little while.....have fun kids and play nice!

    1. Re:Filter Yes, but based on .... by geschild · · Score: 1

      You are, of course, right. However, this kind of distributed 'attack' works on most anything which is depending on user input for ratings.

      I don't think you can fault this particular system for being vulnerable to this type of manipulation any more than you can fault other systems including non-electronic forms.

      Best recent example is, I think, that Google is conciously making a seperate category for Blogs within their search system because Blogs turn out to foul up the results. Google is reacting to it in the only reasonable way: seperate this particular influence out of the main search system but not doing away with it. It is this flexibility/adaptability without taking an axe to the core of the system that makes Google stand out. They 'just get it' and people know that.

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    2. Re:Filter Yes, but based on .... by geschild · · Score: 1

      And here's me sticking my foot in it. (Thankfully this is a typing interface, it's just that my leg gets in the way of my arms so badly while I type).

      According to the latest Slashback, Google PR has now denied that it has such plans. My fault for believing The Register and I appologize.

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  117. yawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I read the comments and all I hear is
    'blah blah amazon blah patents blah blah complain because i'm not running the company blah blah blah'

  118. Oh ! The irony... by isdfnmo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Weirdly, Microsoft themselves may have prior art on Amazon's predictive auto-complete in their Visual Studio .NET programming environment. As you start to type a line of code, it pops up a select list of potential matches. You can then use the cursor keys or mouse to pick the one that you want and hit TAB to auto-complete your line...

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  119. Nice moderation by nagora · · Score: 1

    Perhaps CowboyNeal should just change the "Flamebait" moderation to "I disagree" and have done with it...

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  120. Re:Redhat Linux 9 sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    everything is included (drivers and shit)

    More of the latter...

  121. Open Office does #2 somewhat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I notice when I am typing a word in, it does autocomplete on the most frequently done word in the document, even if it's not in a dictionary.